ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 17th 2020

Episode Date: July 17, 2020

Bonus BangerLatest with Dean McCarthyHigh/LowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where I've got a joke that I've been workshopping just for the last few minutes. This is the fourth go, you've added it. No, it's the third go, which means I've only had two goes and I've saved this one because I think I've perfected it. The umdella joke. Bree's not been feeling well recently. She had a lot on her plate, and her partner decided to cheer her up with a gift. Is this joke going to make sense to people outside of New Zealand? Do they have these? I don't know. I'm going to go for it.

They don't. It's a New Zealand product. So your partner's bought you a gift to cheer you up. Yeah. And she came to you. She bought you an umbrella, and she came over to you and said, I'm going to give it to you blunt.

You need cheering up. Is that good? Everyone outside of New Zealand would have went, where was the joke? Now you have to explain it. Okay, now I'll explain it. Now I'll explain it. Wait, where's the, where Zealand would have went, where was the joke? Now you have to explain it. Okay, now I'll explain it. Now I'll explain it. Wait, where's the, wait, where's the, hang on, wait, wait, wait.

Jokes are always, you know what they say, jokes are always the funniest. When you have to explain them. When you explain them, yeah. So you're not feeling well and she hands you an umbrella and she says, I'm going to give it to you blunt, you need cheering up. Okay, now the crux of the joke is there's an umbrella black brand called blunt and brie got given a blunt umbrella so that's where the joke is now when you explain it do you realize it's pretty average no i think i just think it needs more workshopping how how

can you think that's funny but then you don't think when I held a Dell computer over my head and said, does anyone want to stand under my umdella? Yeah. That's fucking great. It's got a musical reference. Yeah. A play on words. Yeah.

You know, it's got everything. If anyone out there, I'm just going to do some quick umbrella influencing. If anyone out there is looking for a good umbrella and you don't have, surely they've got blunts overseas. If you don't, look up blunt umbrellas. They're legit the best umbrellas in the world. We love them. Okay.

That was hashtag not sponsored. And now it's time to do birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and close. Birthday banger. The podcast. Okay. Birthday is my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. The podcast. Yeah!

Okay, every Friday we look at your birthday bangers from around the globe as submitted to us on our Bree and Clint Podcast Family private but accessible Facebook group. So you can go there if you listen to the podcast. If you are like, oh, I want mine done, put it up there and hopefully we eventually get to it. Someone who did was Chris Gilbert from Virginia, USA. Hi, Chris.

Hi, Chris. He was born on the 15th of May, 1986, which means he was 16 in 2002 on the 15th of May. And on that day, this was number one. OG, slow jam, banger from Ashanti. Whatever happened to Ashanti? I think she was on Murder, Inc. Yes.

With Ja Rule. And I think maybe when Ja Rule stuff started to go sideways. I think everybody on Murder, Inc. kind of got caught up in that. Although the main thing, I loved Ashanti when I was growing up. The main thing I remember about her was she had an unattainable stomach. So flat. Oh, do you remember it? Nah.

Oh my god, it was like stomach goals. Whose stomachs do I remember from the early 2000s? Christina's? Christina Aguilera. Yeah. Really? Nah, Pink. Pink, yeah. Christina in the Dirty video. Yeah, she did, yeah. Pink's was just so, like, muscly and, you know, amazing. Things have changed, though.

What? That's not stomach goals anymore. No, it's not. No. Who's my stomach goals now? Lizzo. Lizzo. Oh, my God.

Lizzo's so hot. Anyone who's loud and proud. Yeah, if you go follow Lizzo, that is body confidence goals. Jonathan Van Ness from Queer Eye. Oh, yeah, I love him. Okay, let's do another one for Pip Rogers. Oh, she's from Invercargill, which is at the very bottom of New Zealand.

Pip, she was born on the 9th of November 1989, so she was 16 in 2005 on the 9th of November. And Pip, this is your birthday banger. Do you know my ex-girlfriend loved Madafix? Is that racist these days? What?

To do the accent? I'm doing Jamaican flow, not doing an accent. I'm doing the flow, okay? Just checking. I had a girlfriend who loved Madafix, and she went to a Matterfix concert, and she took her bra off and she threw it to Matterfix, and he picked it up. Did he do it? He might have wiped his forehead with it and threw it back.

Sounds like something he would do. Yeah, and then she kept the bra forever. Did she? Yeah. Goals. Anyway, Pep, that one's yours. I like that one. I love that song. Dominique. Anyway, Pip, that one's yours. I like that one. I love that song.

Dominique. Dominique? Dominique. Dominique Addison from London in the UK. How lovely. Hope you're doing well over there, Dominique. You were born on the 6th of August 1990, so you were 16 in 2006. And this is your birthday banger.

Speaking of stomach goals. Shakira had it. Yeah. Just fit. And she still had it at the Super Bowl this year. So did J-Lo. Or last year. Oh, J-Lo's never not had it. Right.

She never will not have it. I would love to see what J-Lo eats. This is perfection. I think there's been, like, articles done on it. I don't trust articles. A lot of green juice. I don't trust articles. No, where she's voicing it. I don't trust articles. A lot of green juice. I don't trust articles. No way, she's voicing it.

I don't trust her either. I want a camera in her fridge. So every time she opens it, one of those Samsung smart fridges, I want to hack her Samsung smart fridge. So every time she opens the door, I can see what she reaches for. I think she's actually found a what's-her-name well down underneath her house. Oh, found in the view. From the Amazon.

Oh, yeah. From the Amazon. And she's like drilled down into it and that's where her water supply is coming from. And then she just eats collagen tablets. Yeah. She just sucks the scales off fish. She doesn't eat the fish. She just gets a raw fish. She goes...

Like corn. She's just like... Collagen. Yeah. That's what she does. Back to me hacking her Samsung smart fridge for a second. So she goes over the door and the camera's looking at her

And I can see her And I see her reaching For a celery stick And I want to come On the microphone too And go Psst Grab the jar of peanut butter

Stick that celery In the peanut butter Make the celery way better And over a few months I want to see how much weight I can make J-Lo put on I don't think you're Going to be the one

Psst To break J-Lo For some reason Psst J-Lo I don't think don't think you're going to be the one to break J-Lo for some reason. Psst, J-Lo. I don't think so. I think A-Rod would have something to say about it. It's me that steps up to the front porch. If you have not seen J-Lo in that movie, what was the movie?

Hustlers. Hustlers. Dear Jesus. Yeah. She is incredible. Her hips don't lie. How old is she? 50.

Yeah, I think she is 50 on the dot. Yeah, she's incredible. Metafix win? Yeah, I like this song. Different. Something different. Ben, can you come over to the top with how old J-Lo is before the lyrics start? You better hurry.

Let's see if he can get it. Have you turned the bed off? She's 50. There you go go And right now Babylon Departure McKay's We should do this

For Friday Okay Oh no we shouldn't No we shouldn't Shakira's 43 We should do this for Friday, okay? Oh, no, we shouldn't. No, we shouldn't. Shakira's 43, Jennifer Aniston is 51, and A-Rod's 44. Damn, she's a cougar. Yeah.

To be honest, she looks about 40 to me. She looks 35 to me. Remember when I did the age game on, this will mean something to our Aussie podcast listeners on Sonia Kruger. And I did it because Big Brother's on here in New Zealand at the moment, the Aussie Big Brother. Yeah. Every one of our flatmates goes, I reckon she's about 35. Who?

Sorry. So Sonia Kruger is like, kind of like Hilary Barry, but more like entertainment presenter. Oh, yeah. She's a presenter. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, she's the host of Big Brother Australia. Oh, you showed me her. She's hot. Yeah. And you, how old did you say she was? Twelve. I yeah. Anyway she's the host of Big Brother Australia. Oh you showed me her she's hot. Yeah and you

how old did you say she was? Twelve. I think you said she was like you were like 42 maybe? Oh yeah maybe. She's 53 I think.

50 is the new 30. Well at least that's what I'm hoping. If I look like that at 35 I'll be happy. Yeah right. And she's 53 or something. Well you're getting

those skin treatments now you've got a chance. She looks amazing. Have a great weekend everybody. Here's today's podcast. Enjoy, you're getting those skin treatments now. You've got a chance. She looks amazing. Have a great weekend, everybody. Here's today's podcast. Enjoy it. Look after each other.

Have a nice break. See you next week. Speaking of waking up in Vegas, because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, Segway Secrets. Can you put that one on the board please Ben? Segway for me? You don't stop. You haven't even set up the next thing.

Secrets. What secrets are you keeping from your partner? Might have happened in Vegas. Boom! Double segway. You prematurely celebrated your segway. I was like she's going to do it. She's going to do it.

She's going to do it. I's going to do it. She's going to. Oh. I think because I knew how good it was and then I realised no one else knew what we were going into. So it didn't make sense. What secret are you keeping from your partner? Nothing. What makes you think I'm keeping a secret from my partner? That.

Sound guilty. No. There's a woman who has messaged us and she was asking for some advice and she said that her and her partner, they've been together for about three years. Recently he's proposed to her and she actually came into quite a lot of money before she met him. So this is earlier, before that. And her aunt actually passed away, left her a big inheritance, quite a lot.

Right. And she said at the time she took legal advice and the only money she touched, she bought herself a new car and then the rest of it she put it into a long-term deposit. Do we know how much money she inherited from the aunt? She didn't say. And there's probably a good reason. She's very, like, secretive about it.

She didn't tell any of her close friends or anything like that. I also feel like the more it is, the less likely you are to tell. Yeah. So that makes me think it's a lot. I reckon it'd be a lot. Anyway, she said she hasn't really told anyone. Oh, dream. And hasn't told.

Wish I had a rich auntie who was going to die soon. I know. I don't have any rich aunties. You've got a rich uncle. I've got a rich uncle. Yeah, no, he doesn't like me very much. Anyway, so she hasn't told anyone, including her fiancé of three years. She's never told him about the money.

And she said... Her fiancé doesn't know that she's sitting on a fortune. He doesn't know anything about the money. And she said there's a reason for it. But she's having second thoughts now that they're engaged uh but she said that uh this is what she said she goes uh i know my partner has a lot of personal debt he's racked it up through over some time through very poor dealings with some mates and i just don't want him to ask me to pay off his debts. I also don't want to begin this new chapter of our lives out on a lie. Do you think I should tell him and tell him about the money first off,

but then also tell him I don't want to pay off his debts? No. No. She's jumping the gun. She's massively jumping the gun. Tell him about the money. Yeah. If you don't want to harbour the secret, tell him about the money. He might not ask you to pay jumping the gun. Tell him about the money. Yeah. If you don't want to harbour the secret,

tell him about the money. He might not ask you to pay off the debt. Yeah, but what if he makes you feel guilty? No, no, no. But what if you go, I've got all this money, but I'm not paying your debt. And he comes out and he goes,

well, I was never going to ask you to pay my debt. You've shot yourself in the foot. Just wait until it becomes an issue. Tell him about the money. Yeah, wait for the issues to come. No, but don't preempt. No, but you know what I mean? Don't preempt them. I agree. I'm not going to deal with something until it's an issue. Tell him about the money. Yeah, wait for the issues to come. No, but don't preempt. No, but you know what I mean? Don't preempt them.

Yeah, no, I agree. I'm not going to deal with something until it's an issue. Exactly right. But then I think what she's asking is she obviously has a reason why she thinks that he's going to ask her. Yeah. Like she obviously has some sort of feeling. You know what I mean?

You don't just say, I reckon he would ask me to pay for his debt. Okay, okay, okay. Then let me play some relationship politics for a second. If you don't preempt it, if you just go, I don't just say, I reckon he would ask me to pay off his debt. Okay, okay, okay. Then let me play some relationship politics for a second. If you don't preempt it, if you just go, I've got the money, and then you wait for him to ask, then he's the bad guy and you're still clean. Whereas if you go, I've got all this money, but I'm not going to pay your debt, then you automatically forfeit. You're the bad one.

Yeah, you forfeit the high ground. Then what if she tells him about saying it's a big amount of money and then it comes between them because she doesn't automatically offer because it's quite a big amount of money and then he resents her because he's like, I can't believe she wouldn't offer to pay off my debts. To be honest. We're engaged. To be honest, if the money she has is that big,

I might expect a little bit of help with my debt as your husband. Oh, so you're the guy. You're the guy. If the money is that big. Yeah, it depends. If the ratio is 10 million to 10,000. Then of course you pay off the debt. But by this it sounds like he's not good with money

and she thinks she's just enabling him. Anyway, we're not going to solve this issue. Yeah, it's hard because we don't know how much money it is. We don't know how much money, not the worth of debt that he's got. And we don't know how bad he is is. We don't know how much money, not the worth of debt that he's got. And we don't know how bad he is with money. This is the one question I'll ask you. It's a secret she's kept from him for three years.

I mean, the damage has been done. Already does she? No, it hasn't been done. It has because then she tells him and he goes, you've had this money the whole time. It's not a bad secret. No, it's not the worst. She hasn't done anything wrong is what I mean by a bad secret. No, it's not the worst. It's not a, she hasn't done anything wrong

is what I mean by a bad secret. But us as females, you know what we do. If this was me and I found out, I'd go, well, if he's kept that from me, what else has he kept?

The good news is the roles are reversed and she is the one with the secret. Oh, yeah. And he'll go, oh, crazy, I've been dating a millionaire the whole time.

I didn't even know. Oh, blimey. All right, wonder what's on TV. Trust me, that's how we work. And then he'll ask for her to pay off his debt. And then I'll go, babe, can we have Domino's for dinner? I don't have any money. I've got heaps of debt.

Can you pay? Your shout, am I right? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Anyway, you know, that's quite a big secret that she has kept. But we want to know your secrets. What are the secrets you're keeping from your partners maybe you kept it and it's been revealed now yeah that's fine maybe you're still sitting on it and it's eating you alive and you need to share it with someone we can be that person

and we can keep you anonymous as well i was gonna say we need to say we will keep everything anonymous if you don't want to call through, you can text us on 9696. What are the secrets you're keeping from your partner or have kept? Free and Clint. How about when you find out your partner's been keeping a big secret? Boom, Segway again. And we're Segging all over the place. Put one on the board, Producer Ben, please.

We should do the show on Segways this afternoon. Oh, we should. Yeah. Like actual Segways. Okay, that's too far. No, that's not cool. That's not cool. The segway show where everything has to segway and we do the show on segways.

No, that doesn't sound fun at all. Producer, be an organiser, please. I want segways for Monday. We're talking about this woman who rode in and she was talking about how she's been keeping a massive secret from her now fiance for the last three years because she inherited a big amount of money from an aunt that passed away before she met her fiancé, way before. Anyway, she decided throughout their relationship she wasn't going to tell him, secret, you know, and then he's proposed to her and she's thought,

oh, do I tell him? You know, I don't want to go into a marriage with a big secret. But he has a lot of debt and she's worried that he's going to ask her to pay the debt off and then she doesn't want to. Oh, it's just a mess. It's a sticky situation and this is what lies cause. One would argue that if you're getting married to someone, their debt is your debt.

You're going to – this is what I feel like, I feel money is so strange in relationships and the way it works. But you're going to end up sharing debt eventually. Yeah. If you do all the things that married couples end up doing, there'll be time when one of you has money

and one of you doesn't. So you just end up sharing anyway. You're a team. You're a team. Someone said, if she has spent this long not telling him she clearly has trust issues anyway so there it is in black and white she knows why she's not telling him she doesn't trust him with the money yeah there's

obviously more to it maybe he's got you know some problems or whatever and she's like i don't trust if i pay this whatever we don't know he could have gambling problems yeah so we we don't know any of that. But it was also interesting people texting through being like, if they've been together for three years, he's entitled to half the money. Yeah. But, I mean, if he doesn't know about the money. If he never finds out, then he won't get half of it.

If he doesn't know. Yeah. Because he won't sue you. He won't take you to court for it. Because he doesn't know that you have the money. If he takes you to court, he'll just be taking you to court for half that car that you bought. And that's it.

But then I mean lawyers do do some digging. But again, but again, but again, but again, why are you getting into a relationship if you're planning for it to fail? That's not where we should be going with this. And that's why I think she's obviously texting. She wants to tell him, I think. What do you want to go through? Do you want to go through other secrets that people have?

Yeah, there's a few people that have texted through because we asked you, you know, are you keeping a secret from your partner or have you in the past and has it all come out? A few people texted through. Someone said, I started an affair with my boss who was in a relationship. She got engaged so we ended it and then she got married. I got into a relationship of my own but then the affair started again with her and I.

I ended my relationship and she got separated. Six weeks ago she went away for work and she said she wasn't ready for a relationship with me but she told me yesterday that she's seeing someone else and she's kept it a secret the whole time.

You guys are... Thank you for texting us. We enjoy having you part of our show. Whoa, I can't believe she had another relationship on the side the whole time. It's too sorted by that stage. Whoa. It's too layered, you know? That is crazy. There's been too much going on.

Are we taking that, is that for us to take? Should we talk to Courtney? Okay. Courtney's called through. Hi, Courtney. Afternoon. How's it going? Good, thanks.

Do you have a take on this? Yeah, I do. The woman who's saying that she's inherited that money from her aunt, technically that is a family inheritance. Okay. So I would not have it in a stereotypical bank account. I would put it in a trust fund With a stipulation that when she does marry

That there is a In a moral sense a prenup That the money is given as a legacy To the children I have heard about this And that safeguards it against your partner Taking half of it when you break up That is correct

The children can claim it once the parents pass away. Yeah, right. This is what my parents have been talking about that I'm not included in. Oh, right. You're the opposite of a trust fund baby. Yeah, right. You're excluded from the trust fund baby.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here with the goss on two celebrity parents who are getting people fired up this afternoon. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Look, I know this is going to sound really petty

that I'm a grown-ass man talking about this, but let's talk about handbags just for one second. Let's talk about little girls' handbags. So Kylie Jenner and Cardi B, both getting shredded on social media today for buying their daughter's really expensive handbag. Now, let me just set the scene for you. Cardi B's child, Kulture, got a Birkin bag, hot pink, $8,000 for her birthday.

While little Stormi, who, you know, her mum Kylie is a billionaire, so all of it's cheap to her, she got the latest Louboutin, this little bespoke, tiny little Louboutin bag. Everyone is like, really? 44 million people unemployed right now? Really? And you're showing off a Birkin bag? What do you guys think about this?

When you're that rich, how do you feel? Do you think it's throwing it in people's face? Do you think this is excessive? Do you think it's okay because they earned it? What's your vibe? I believe there's two ways to look at this. First of all, I've got a daughter and it is very nice buying them cute

things. And if you splash on something expensive, that's fun too. I'm not saying I would ever buy my daughter an $8,000 designer handbag. But you've got to look at Cardi B, who's come from nothing. So she didn't have money. So now that she has this money that she can afford to splash it on a handbag for her daughter,

I totally get why she would. If you come from the hustle, then you would want to do this sort of thing. You would want to drop $8,000 on a handbag for her daughter, I totally get why she would. You know, if you come from the hustle, then you would want to do this sort of thing. You would want to drop eight grand on a handbag. I just think kids these days, give them a bit of wrapping paper and a cardboard box and they'll love it just as much, Dean. Well, that is the other side, right? Culture would have had no idea if they had got a Thailand knockoff.

Get them something they're actually going to like, like a motorised car if you're going to spend money on them, not a stupid handbag. That's true as well, actually. The kids aren't going to like that. Yeah, right. Oh, well, maybe they do. I don't know. And when you take them out to Cobb & Co for dinner and they stuff macaroni cheese

into their Birkin bag, is that okay? Are you rich enough that it doesn't matter if they get potato and gravy all over their $8,000 handbag? Let me just check Kylie Jenner's finances. Yeah, you rich enough that it doesn't matter if they get potato and gravy all over their $8,000 handbag? Let me just check Kylie Jenner's finances. Yeah, she rich enough. That is the latest with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. We're going to do the high-low next, the best and worst bits

of the week. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. Time for the high-low, the best and worst bits of the week. Luckily nothing that happens on a Friday can go into this feature. Hooray! ZM's Brian Clint. Hey guys, welcome to yet another week of Brian Clint's Highs and Lows, where I dive deep in all the high points of the show and the low points of the show.

Oh, also should mention, how good's the new bed? Anyway, I thought I'd start this week with a bit of a low. Now, normally Clint does get this kind of thing right, like these times. Afternoon everybody, welcome to the show. Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint. ZM Like these times. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show. Brie and Clint. ZM Brie and Clint.

ZM Brie and Clint. ZM Brie and Clint. That's Topic and Breaking Me. But this week, he forgot Brie's name. Kind of. ZM Brie and Clint. Did you forget my name? No.

I thought Beyonce was about to say her name. It is, uh... Well, I'm Clint. I'm Clint. I've got that, but I'm locked out. Hold on, wait. Let me look at the sign. You must be Brie. Look, if I forget your name, that's... We're in trouble.

No, no, no, that's bad. That's just bad etiquette. If I forget my name, we're in trouble. I think both we're in trouble. This week, Brie got caught eating her lunch live on here. So you decide, is it a high that her partner delivered her that very lunch or a low by what she said to her live on air? Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show.

It's Bree and Clint. Oh, sorry. I just scoffed my lunch. Girl, you're living the domesticated dream today. Not only are you having a homemade soup, it was delivered to you by your partner here at work because you forgot your lunch. I am very lucky.

Did you want to say it on air? Thank you. They'll be listening. They just left. Thank you, babe. You were the best thing that's ever happened to me. Oh, gross. Not that much. I was just like, just maybe a thank you would have done. Off the back of a viral video

of a fitness instructor having a really short labour because she did push-ups and squats in the hospital room, we asked you how short was your labour? Leanne, finally, how long was your birth? Or how short was your birth? Um, five minutes, how long was your birth, or how short was your birth? Five minutes from the time my husband dropped me off at the birth centre to my baby was in my hand. You stop it, Leanne.

The funny thing was, though, when I got dropped off at the birth care centre, I actually, my midwife wasn't there yet, and I asked them, you know, to leave the room because I needed to go toilet. So, wait, you delivered her yourself? I thought she was a poo. I'm not kidding. And that there is the perfect place to leave this conversation. Thanks,

Leanne. God damn it, not another food baby. And finally this week, a pub in the UK installed an electric fence around its bar just to help with social distancing and whatnot. Pretty normal, I suppose. So we decided since we can't go to that pub, we thought we'd bring the pub to us.

Sorry, Clint. We've got an electric shock dog collar that, Clint, I would like you to place onto your arm. Sure, Bree, I'd love to. And we've now given you a beer. The aim of the game is for you to get to the end of the beer. I've got to drink the whole beer. But I do have the remote for the shot caller over here.

Oh, yeah. He's picking up the beer. There is in my hand. And are you going to drink? Yeah, I'm going to drink. Ah! Oh! Oh!

Cor blimey, that is so much worse than I expected. I don't feel like I've had any yet. I need some more. Yeah, have a sip. Ah! Yummy! Yum, that is so good. Is it good? Have another sip.

It's so refreshing. Oh! Ah, it's like hot needles. Oh! Yay! No more coronavirus. That's a new craft beer. It's got to be the kick.

And that's this week's Highs and Lows. See you next week. Free and Clint. I read a post on Facebook that caught my attention because it was titled The Most Unique Generation Ever. And I was like, ooh, I want to know who that is and why.

What are the reasons? And turns out it's the generation you and I are a part of, Clint. Yes, the Gen Millen. The Gen Ys, the Gen Millennials, the... Good work, guys. The people born between 1985 and 1995. Congratulations, everybody.

And I'm sure there's a lot of people out there, you know, that aren't in that generation. And this is not my views. This is just what this post said. So I just want to say I don't believe... distancing yourself already distancing myself do i agree with some parts yes do i maybe disagree let's go through and see what we agree with so tell me why millennials are the most unique generation of all time so it says uh our generation the millennials are the in between two generations the one before the internet and technology took over the generation.

The one before the internet and technology took over and the generation after. So essentially our mums and dads or whatever, or even the generation above us, they kind of didn't really grow up with the internet. That was us. They missed the internet. God, they're making up for it now with their Facebook posts. Yeah, right. They're bloody sharing everything.

But we literally grew up when the internet was, like, evolving. Yeah, right. And then, obviously, Gen X have been born into a world where that's already... They were born online. Yeah, that's already here. Yeah, they got a data cable plugged in where their umbilical cord got cut off. Pretty much. They just downloaded all their information.

Okay, I'll agree with that one. It says in this post, The generation before us was old school and believed in working hard. The generation after us believes in working smart, which I would probably agree with that. So what do we believe? So we're a mix. Right, okay.

That's what they're saying. We're a mix of that generation and the generation after us. We've got one of the generation below us. Do you want to ask her any of these? No, this is not about her. No, it's not about her. It's about us. It says, we saw it all, radio, TV, Mario, Nokia, Nintendo 64, iPhone, PS4, tape, CD, DVD, Netflix, Snapchat, emojis, and virtual reality.

We were literally growing up when all of this happened. Damn, look at millennials claiming everything. Well, it's not claiming everything, it's just saying we have experienced all of these things. The generation before us, this is where it gets a little bit shady. The generation before us

can be scammed with simple emails asking for money and offering love, which I do get phone calls from my mum every now and then. Your mum is not the generation above us. She's two generations above us. Yeah, true. So she doesn't count in this.

So don't try and scam Bree's mum is what I'm saying. And to be honest, she's pretty savvy these days. She got fooled once. Remember that time we rang her and tried to get her to open a PDF on the phone? Yeah, but that's not being scammed. You know, PDFs are hard. The generation after us knows it's better to have four emails for different things.

One for serious stuff, one for social media, one for financial transactions, and one for experiments for things you don't trust. Yeah, I can agree with that. Because I don't have mine organised. No, we are the generation that used to apply for jobs with our Hotmail address. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly right.

Surfychicks69 at Hotmail.com. We weren't very savvy on that. The gen wires, which is us, knows tradition and we have questioned it. Picking from it what makes sense to us. The generation before us knew no questions. The generation after us knows no questions. The generation after us knows no tradition. Damn, that is too deep.

That's real deep, eh? But I agree with it. If you picked up on that... Kind of deep. It says here, we are the gap between the industrial age and the internet age, which I totally agree with that. We're like right in the middle. This is tough because millennials when we were coming up,

we thought we were the future. And then the Gen Zs have come along and we realised, oh, no. And they're way smarter. They're way smarter and they're actually the future. Yeah, they're way smarter than us. We're like, how do you put the music on TikTok? How do you do this? It says, it then goes on, it finishes and it says,

we understand both sides from the experience that we've had. Yeah, okay, yeah. And then it says, we should be running the world. The old guys don't understand what's going on anymore and the new guys don't fully understand where what's going on came from. Right. Well, I've got some good news for you. We're running New Zealand because Jacinda Ardern.

Yes, she is. Jacinda Ardern is a millennial. She is, isn't she? So take that guys It's going pretty well And you know what it's going pretty well Every other country

is run by a boomer We've got a millennial in charge and we've got no COVID So I mean It's always that God This has literally

just been us patting ourselves Free in Clint It's been 48 hours and the National Party have not changed the leader of their party yet. Just letting you know. Two straight days, same leader.

Still Judith Collins. Judith Collins is in charge. And is she going all right? I don't know. And I don't really care. But she was asked a question on the project the other night. Yes. Which I thought is a good question for all of us.

It's a question that will show how in touch with everyday life you are. Right. And that's why you ask someone who wants to be the Prime Minister. You ask them a question like this. You want to know that they're up to date on what's going on. You want to know that they've got their finger on the pulse of the nation and they know the trials and tribulations of the everyman. I love that saying.

I've got their finger on the pulse. Yeah, right? Yeah. So I'm going to play you the question that Judith Collins was asked, and I'm not going to reveal the answer. I'm not even going to reveal her answer, and then we're all going to have a go at answering the question. Okay.

So Judith was asked this on the project by Josh Thompson. How much is a one kilogram block of cheese? How much is a one kilogram block of cheese? I'm a big cheese fanatic. Yes. I should know this. You should know this. Oh, but I feel like my brain has been programmed to Aussie prices.

Yeah, but you've been here for two and a half years. Yeah. And every shop you've done, you've picked a block of cheese up. I buy in five kilo bouts. You do not. So I, you know. You might buy five blocks. Carry the one, divide by five.

Yeah. I'm going to say $8. $8. Bree's locking in $8. We're going to go to producer Ben. I would have said a little bit less. I would have said $7. $7 for a kilo block of cheese.

Oh, you're just going right near me. Okay, I'm trying to imagine what I've seen in the supermarket. We'll lock in producer Ben at $7. I was tossing up between $7 and $8 too. Well, too late, I've got $7. The youngest producer on the show, producer Anastasia, who may not be able to afford a one kilo block of cheese yet. Probably not.

That's correct, yes. No, I can't. The last time I bought a block of cheese, it was on special and I'm pretty sure it was like $9, but it was in lockdown with my parents. How much would you like to lock in for the non-on-special price of a one kilo block of cheese? Normal block of cheese, how much? I'll just stay at nine because that's close to you guys.

Okay. I can reveal that the cost of a budget brand one kilo block of cheese. Oh, you didn't mention budget. Oh, that's a bit dodgy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The base level is budget. Oh. Right.

I don't buy budget when I buy cheese. That should have been part of the question. Yeah, that should have been a part of the question. I'm talking about a basic block of cheese.

Do you want the answer? I stick to seven. I'm sticking to seven. That's in context. You're all way off. A basic block of one kilo cheese is $11.50 at Countdown.

Shop at Pack and Save. It's way cheaper. Right. Well, no, this is pretty across the board. $11.50 at Countdown. Shop at Pack and Save. It's way cheaper. Right. Well, no, this is pretty across the board. $11.50 for a kilo of cheese. That's how much it costs. Would you like to hear how much Judith Collins believes one kilo of cheese costs? We weren't that far off. Does she have her finger on the pulse?

You weren't that far off. What, a couple of bucks? You said $7. I said $8. Here's what Judith Collins said. I think it's about $4 or $5, something like that, for a normal cheese. Okay. I just buy it in the groceries.

It's like the tasty cheese. We like the tasty cheese. Well, if you're buying the tasty cheese, that's even more than... Tasty cheese for one kilo is $17.50 a block. Really? I know where all my money's going now. Time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting.

You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Right, game time. You and I, head to headhead to win somebody free mobile fuel. That's right. We'll hear bits of songs.

First one to buzz in and guess it. First to three will win. We play for people. And Sarah, you've called through. Hi. Hi. Who do you want to play for you today, Sarah? Definitely you, Bree.

I'm on team Bree. All right, mate. I've got you back, hopefully. Haven't had a good track record, but I'll see what I can do. Good luck. We'll get you to hold there. Thank you. And Nikita, who are you picking?

Well, no, you don't get to choose. You get me. Because Bree's already taken. So, I mean, you can go for Bree as well if you want. Yeah, probably not a good idea. Yeah, no. Yeah, right. Nah, it's fine.

I trust you. Okay, cool. Thanks, Nikita. Producer Ben and producer Anastasia run the game. Take it away, guys, when you're ready. Play the first song. Oh, and actually, sorry. Sorry, thisita. Producer Ben and producer Anastasia run the game. Take it away, guys, when you're ready. Play the first song. Oh, and actually, sorry. Sorry, this is my second week doing this.

So basically, there's a theme this week, like every week, but I forgot, and I'm going to say that now. So the one second song theme for this week is some of the songs that are going to be, that have been sent in by people that they're actually choosing for our karaoke, Friday-oke nights throughout the country, which you can still register at KZM online. So here are some of the songs that we're going to be hearing over our tour.

Cool. Start the first one. Brie. Oh, Brie. Robbie Williams. Rock DJ. Correct. If someone does this and they don't take their clothes off as they're singing it,

they're disqualified. This is a good karaoke song. Right? You need to be stripping it off. We'll accept if you don't strip your skin and muscle fibres off, but you need to at least take something off. Oh, that's right. It's in the film clip, isn't it?

Right. Okay. All right. Let's hear the next one. Clint. I'm going to give that a try. Aha and Take On Me. Correct. Would never have got that. Really Clint. I'm going to give that a high and take on me. Correct.

Would never have got that. What were you going to say? Why did you buzz him? Because I have no chance in this game. I buzz whenever I can. Nice. Good strategy. Next one.

Clint. That is, here's the thing, because we started off friends. Come on, how long does he get? But it was all pretend. Yeah, yeah. Kelly Clarkson, Since You've Been Gone. Yes! Said to get in the mode.

Let's go for song number four. Hang on, hang on. This is a hard Friday Oki song if someone's going to do this. Yeah, well, I mean, the person's probably confident in themselves. I'm excited to see them. Yeah, yeah. They're probably going for that $500. Yeah, right? Okay, cool the person's probably confident in themselves. I'm excited to see them. Yeah, yeah. They're probably going for that $500. Yeah, right?

Okay, cool. All right. Song number four. Don't know it. Are you serious? I have to because he literally buzzes with like a quarter of a second. So I just need to go for it. What's the answer, Clint?

Prince and Purple Rain. Correct. Purple Rain. Purple Rain. Oh, that is an old school song, isn't it? And it's so long as Rain. Correct. Purple rain, purple rain. Oh, that is an old school song, isn't it? And it's so long as well. Yeah. It's magical, but if you've chosen the song, you'd better be good.

Yeah, that's going to be a hard one to pull off, I reckon. That's it. That's it. It's game over, I think. Nikita, congratulations. You've won yourself some free mobile fuel. Oh, my God. Amazing.

Well done. Thank you so much yourself some free mobile fuel. Oh my God, amazing. Well done. Thank you so much. Here's a question. What would you do if you found out your fiancé had spent all of the money that you guys had saved together for the wedding on something else? Ugh. Ugh. I don't know.

I don't know what I'd do because it would never happen. I would lose my bananas. Depends. Did she spend it on something for us? No. Right. Then I'd be quite pissed. Definitely not for the both of you.

Okay. This is exactly what's happened to a woman who has seeked advice on Reddit. She's 27. She said her fiancé is 25 and that they've been saving up for their dream wedding and honeymoon after getting engaged in December. She said in six months we've managed to save around $11,000.

Jeez, that's good effort. Very good effort. Obviously, maybe they had plans to get married quite soon. I don't know. But they've saved quite a lot of money. $11,000 is a lot of money. Unfortunately, not a lot of money. $11,000 is a lot of money. Unfortunately, not a lot of money when you're talking about weddings. But it's a lot of money to save in six months.

You should do a good wedding for, you know, $15,000, $20,000. Do you reckon? Yeah. How many weddings have you done? Well, I saw my sister's wedding. Help with that. How much did your sister's wedding cost? No comment. Anyway, she said on Reddit that her fiancé spent all the money

that they were saving on a gaming PC. Oh, nah. That's not going to go down well at all. So I need to get the gender splits right. Is this a man and a woman who are getting married? Yes. And is it the man who spent the money on the computer? Yes. Oh is it the man who spent the money on the computer? Yes.

Oh, damn it. I was hoping the guys are going to pull through here for once. Anyway, she said, so they'd had a conversation in the past where he was like, oh, I think I'm going to buy a gaming PC or whatever. And she was like, oh, you've got a laptop that does that. Just use the laptop kind of thing. And they had kind of a disagreement about it and then they talked about it for a few weeks

and then eventually she was like, if you want the computer, just buy the computer. Anyway, she didn't realise that he was going to use the $11,000 they had saved for the wedding on this computer. Not only did he buy the computer, he bought a desk, a chair, speakers. He treated himself with a whole whole. He treated himself with a whole hog. He treated himself with a whole shebang. And a whole pallet of V

to drink while he's gaming. Yeah, the whole shebang. Anyway, she is now being left with a situation where she's like, what do I do? Get a new husband. Oh, that's not that simple. No, well, they're not married. Yeah, that's what I mean. Get a new husband to marry. It is more simple.

It is more simple if they want to split up. He just, no, it's not that simple. No, well, they're not married. Yeah, that's what I mean. Get a new husband to marry. It is more simple. It is more simple if they want to split up. He just, no, it's fine and they can still get married. Nah. No, they can. Nah. But he needs to find that $11,000. It's on him now. No, I don't think it's fine.

I think if he's thought to himself that this is okay to spend mine and my partner's money that we've both saved together for our wedding on a computer. But people make mistakes. What if he sells the computer and gets as much back as he can? I don't think he accidentally went, oh, I'm going to spend this on a computer and a chair and a desk. Okay, okay, okay. So what do they do?

You tell me what they do. She leaves him. Right, okay. He probably won't notice. His computer is so good now, he hasn't looked up from that thing for like It's 4K.

Three weeks. So 4K resolution, he won't notice for a couple of weeks. He'll get a new wife on The Sims. Yeah, it'll be fine. A new flavour of shapes

is being launched. Before then though, what's the best flavour of shapes? I'm a big shapes connoisseur. Yeah. I'd say they're the best biscuit of all time.

Yeah. We call it a biscuit. I would call them a cracker. I'd say they're the best biscuit of all time. Yeah. We call it a biscuit. I would call them a cracker. Would you? They're in the cracker aisle. Or are they? No, I think they're in the biscuit slash cracker aisle. So.

Yeah. Maybe they're the boundary. I would call them a savoury biscuit. Okay. But anyway, beside the point. Oh, this is hard. I'm going to say my top two. No, no, no. I don't want your top two. You only get to say one. Hold on. I'm talking through oh, this is hard. I'm going to say my top two. No, no, no, I don't want your top two.

You only get to say one. Okay, hold on. I'm talking through it. This is hard. It's like picking which is my favourite child, and I don't even have children yet. My favourite two are barbecue and pizza. Mm-hmm.

And the best is? Barbecue. Oh, controversial. I'm pretty sure it's pizza. Anyway. That's what I said. They're both up there. There's a new flavour coming out.

And I'm interested to know if you, the Shapes connoisseur, are interested. Yeah, of course I'm interested. I've got here four potential Shapes flavours. One is the real. Are they changing the recipe again? Because I'm not interested. No, no. They're original Shapes.

Still original. Just with a new flavour. Okay. Okay. This is big. I've got four possible flavours for you. Okay. And only one is the real one.

So I have to pick the real one. Three fakes. Can you pick the real? Alright. So, from the potential shapes list, first potential new shape flavour, shapes coriander. Nah, they would never make a shapes coriander, and I know this, because half the population

hate coriander, half the population love it. I'm going to cancel that one out. Second flavour, Shapes Raspberry. Oh, that's weird. But, I mean, they've done savoury for so long and they're killing it. Maybe they could go down a sweet route. I'm going to give that a maybe. Third potential new Shapes flavour, Shapes Spinach.

Oh, people do love, they want to get on the gains and maybe they want to go down a healthy route and make a spinach shape so then they can get like the gym junkies on board or something. Fourth possible shapes flavour, shapes fish. Oh. Well, I'm picturing, you know

those little goldfish biscuits? They don't taste like fish though. No, they taste delicious. They taste like chicken. They taste like chicken, but they're shaped like fish. So there you go. Those are the four flavours. Coriander, raspberry, spinach, and fish. One of those is a real new shapes flavour.

Which one is it? I'm going to get rid of raspberry. Don't think they would do that. I mean, they could, but no, I think they'll stick to savoury. So fish, as if anyone's going to go, ooh, I want some Shapes fish. I don't think so. I'm going to go spinach. You're going to lock in spinach?

Yep. Locking it in spinach. The official new Shapes flavour coming out shortly is Shapes coriander. There it is there. Nah, that's an April Fool's. It's not an April Fool's because it's July, okay? It's been revealed by the Shapes company that Shapes coriander is on the way. Would you like to hear a sample of feedback from the Big Shapes release?

Yeah. Hmm, soap-flavoured Shapes. At least they'd make a good palate cleanser. Another comment in the new flavour post. What's next? Poo on toast with wee sauce? Yeah, people hate coriander. And third said, if 2020 had a flavour, it'd be these.

Well, that's true. It is fitting. So you're someone that likes coriander. I do like coriander. I like coriander too. But it's a garnish. It's not a flavour. I've just had the best idea.

What? You make a taco. Yeah. And then you crumble those coriander shapes on top of it. I reckon I'd rather have the shapes first.

Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oaky. Thanks love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday.

I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! Forget about last Friday. It doesn't exist. Never happened. Didn't happen.

Quite literally got cancelled. We're on to a new week. And this week we are about to serenade your balls off, New Zealand. I don't know about that. It's important that we do because this is the benchmark for tonight's Friday Okie Live. So we're taking this segment on the road

and this is the radio version, where it all started. So let's set the bar low so then it encourages other people. So we don't intimidate people. Yeah, I like it. To come down. That's where I was coming from. Yeah, today, Brittany, one more time. And we're in neutral territory for this pick this week, so I reckon you and I rock it off.

Best of one. All right. Best of one decides who goes first. Okay. And then we're doing rock, paper, scissors, show? Yeah. Okay, you ready? Rock, paper, scissors, show.

Oh, we both did paper. You ready? Rock, paper, scissors, show. Oh, we both did scissors. Rock, paper, scissors, show. We both did paper. Rock, paper, scissors, show. We both did scissors.

Rock, paper, scissors, show. I win. That means Bree's going to go first. That was weird. How did that... That was weird. We spent too much time together. Way too much time. Bree's Friday Okie. 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer.

And this is the result. You leave Brittany alone. Oh baby, baby. Hashtag free Brittany. Oh baby, baby. Hashtag free Britney. Oh, baby, baby. How was I supposed to know that something wasn't right, yeah? Oh, baby, baby.

I shouldn't have let you go. Whoa, whoa. And now you're out of sight yet. Show me how you want it to be. Tell me, baby, because I need to know now. Because my loneliness is killing me. And I, I must confess

I still believe still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time Oh, she's not happy. Help me.

Brie endured that with her head in her hands. I thought you did a good job. Don't lie. You did. You attempted the Britney vocal fry. Don't think I was anywhere close. She's an absolute queen, and I bow down to her. You don't know that it was that bad.

You haven't heard mine yet. Oh, no, I know. To the ear, I can hear. So I can hear when something's real flat and off pitch, and that's what I go for. Yeah, but if mine is worse, you will win. Here we go. Here comes the second one. This is mine.

And after this, we're going to get you guys to vote. So hold off with your votes yet. Oh, baby, baby. Here comes my fried oaky. That was a man singing just then. Oh, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby. How was I supposed to know

that something wasn't right here? Oh, baby, baby. I shouldn't have let you go. And now you're out of sight. Show me how you want it to be. Tell me, baby, because I need to know now. because my loneliness is killing me. And I must confess, I still believe. Still believe. When I'm not with you, I lose my mind. Give me a sign.

Hit me, baby, one more time. I mean. You went for it at the end. Maybe it's that I'm too Steinlager-pure speaking, but I thought that was pretty good. You always think you're pretty good. Every week, like, you can't see Clint in the studio, but he just sits here and he goes.

Yeah. God. I'm actually a really good singer. Maybe I've got better headphones than you. Maybe it sounds better in my ears. Oh, no, I think I've got the real sounding headphones over here. Yeah, right, maybe, maybe, maybe. I didn't like my performance last week when we cancelled Friday, okay?

Yeah, but... And we would like five votes. Five people to call 0800-DAL-ZM right now and just pick the winner of Friday-oke. We'll take your votes live on here. What? Someone texts it through and they say, Clint sounds like the creepy old guy from Family Guy.

I know, is it Herbert? Kind of, I can hear that. We'll get a Friday Oki winner straight after Topic on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki. You just heard two fantastic renditions of Britney Spears' Hit Me Baby One More Time.

Doesn't give me confidence going into tonight's live Friday-oke. It should. You were so good. It should. God, I can tell when you're full of crap. I'm not full of crap. I've never been full of crap in my life. Out of 10, what would you give me?

11. 11. This is Breeze. Give me a sign. Hit me, baby, one more time. Okay, maybe I dropped my rating slightly, but only to 10. Thank you. Okay, I'd give you 10 out of 10.

And mine sounded like this. Give me a sign. Hit me, baby, one more time. Which I'd have to give at least 9.9. No, 10. 10. No, what would you actually give at least 9.9. No, 10. No. 10. No, what would you actually give yourself?

12. Yeah. But it's not up to me. It doesn't matter how I vote, okay? It's up to the public, okay? No, it's good to be confident. We do our best and then we ask for you to critique us. Yes.

And Sam has called through. Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. Hi, how are you guys going? Good, thank you. Sam, tell us your thoughts. Well, I thought you were both excellent, but I'm going to have to go with Clint tonight. Sorry, Bree. No, that's okay

Sam. Fair enough. Thanks, Sam. And would you agree, 12 out of 10? Oh, maybe 11. Whoa, I'll take 11. Michaela, hi. Hi, Michaela. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, how are you going? Not too bad.

Let us know what you think for this week's Friday Okie. Not too bad. I mean, I've heard better weeks, but, you know, nah. No, fair enough. I would agree. Pick a winner. Who's the winner? I'm going to go Brie.

Somebody's got to be on her side this week. No, I'll take that pity vote, Michaela. What Michaela means is she thinks you were the best. I'm not too proud to take the pity vote, and I appreciate that from Michaela. Olivia, it's one-all. Who gets your vote in Friday Oki this week? Oh, hands down, Clint.

It's got to be you. That was absolute fire. Thanks, girl. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thanks, Olivia. My loneliness.

It's drawing me straight back in. Okay, Louise is here. Hi, Louise. Hi, Luke. Hi. Who are you voting for on Friday Oki this week? I'm sorry, Bree, but it's got to be Clint. That's all right, Luke.

This is very awkward. Steve, it is awkward, but we're going to round it out because you called through. Who's your vote for? How you doing, man? Good, Steve. G'day, Steve. Who are you voting for on Friday, Oki? Well, you know, I thought you were an exceptional

and Bree was exceptional as well under the circumstances. You sound like a cat in agony, to be completely honest. That's what I was going for, though, Steve. I was going for that. So, sorry, Bree. That's Clint. That's all right, Steve. Way to stick the knife in, Steve.

She's already lost. You should have given her the charity vote. Yeah, Steve. What the hell? Jesus, Steve. That's Clint. That's all right, Steve. Oh, way to stick the knife in, Steve. She's already lost. You should have given her the charity vote. Yeah, Steve, what the hell? Jesus, Steve. Get rid of Steve. No, I've had enough. No, just kidding. Thanks, Steve.

We appreciate you, mate. Thanks, Steve. Thank you. There you go. The points are made up and the result doesn't matter, but that's another Friday Okie. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, you know how it works. Let's get the first person on. You've had enough, right? Louis, hi. Hi, Louis. Hey, how's it going? Hey, Louis.

How are you going, mate? Yeah, not too bad. Can you turn your radio for us down, please, mate? Yeah, is that better? There we go. Now we can hear you. What's your birthday, Louis? 24th of January, 92.

Okay. You were 16 in 2008 on the 24th of January. And in 2008, this went to number one. On the wall, now you're gone. I realised my love for you was strong. And I miss you. What a banger. Do you love that, Louis? my love for you was strong. And I miss you. What a banger. Do you love that,

Louis? Yeah, that's pretty good. Bit of a tune from Bass Hunter. Okay, wait there. Let's get one on

for Charlize. Hi, Charlize. How are you going? I'm good. Charlize, are you doing your mum's birthday

banger today? Yes. Okay, perfect. What's your mum's today? Yes. Okay, perfect. What's your mum's name? Virginia. Virginia, perfect. What's her birthday?

August the 15th, 1982. Okay, Charlize, your mum was 16 in 2002 on the 15th of August and you can tell your mum that this is her birthday banger. Elvis Presley. Oh, yeah, Charlize. It's an Elvis remix. Because you're not actually that old, Virginia. It was for the World Cup.

Was it? It really was. Is that what they did it for? Yeah. Did your mum like it? My mum's? It really was. Is that what they did it for? Yeah. Did your mum like it? My mum's in the car with me. And what does she think? Yeah, she likes it. Great.

Hang tight. She might win. Tony. Hi, Tony. Yeah, g'day, Tony, mate. How are you going? I'm doing incredible, mate. It's great to be me.

It's great to be you because you're on here for Birthday Banger. I am indeed. You hopeful, Tony? Do you think you've got the winner? Oh, surely, surely. I like your attitude, Tony.

What's your birthday? 4567. Pardon me? You heard. 4th of May, 1967. May the 4th be with you. You were 16 in 1983 on the 4th of May.

And Tony, this is your birthday banger. Flash dance. Oh, huge. Huge, huge, huge. Huge, it's huge. It's absolutely huge, Tony. It's massive.

Yeah, huge. Okay, wait there, mate. Huge, massive. Tough decision for us. Bass Hunter, Elvis Presley and Flashdance. Three iconic songs. Three absolute bangers. You know my affiliations.

It's always Elvis. It always will be Elvis. I'm picking Elvis. What about Bass Hunter? Yeah, I think. They say Bass Hunter is the new Elvis. On a Saturday night when you're however many drinks deep. Deep, yeah.

Great, but then a full song. I'm going Elvis. Okay, you want to go Elvis. Let me just deliberate for a second and think about the ramifications of if I was to choose one song over the other and then maybe if I was to weigh up the pros and cons of what has she said? You don't want to know.

No, read it to me. She said, well, obviously she heard Elvis was on. She goes, fantastic. Finally, Elvis is on Birthday Banger. She is. Oh, no, she's texting now. Yeah. Hold on.

The bubbles are coming up. She's obviously listening right now. Yeah. Well on. The bubbles are coming up. She's obviously listening right now. Yeah. Well, convince me, Mama Di. Convince me. Because I've got the deciding vote at the moment. Convince me that it's the right song to play. She's a slow texter.

Oh, my God. No, she's still, the bubbles are still there. Mum. I'm going to give her three. Come on, Mum. Two. Just hit send on whatever you've written. Yeah, just hit send now, Mum.

One. I love that we're talking to her through the radio. I'm not waiting any longer. Charlize, your mum's won birthday banger. Yay, thank you. You're so welcome. Happy birthday. Any message yet?

Hold on. She goes, Elvis, Brianna, it's always Elvis. Don't make me come over there. LAUGHTER Less time, a little more spark. Close your mouth and open up your heart. And baby, satisfy me. Satisfy me. Baby, blow your eyes and listen to the music. Dig through the summer breeze. Thank you. Let's find a little more fun. Oh, yeah. Open up your heart. Maybe satisfy me. Satisfy me, baby. Come on, baby.

I'm tired of talking. Grab your coat and let's start walking. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. come on, come on. We'll be right back. Let's go. Come on, baby, I'm tired of talking. Grab your coat and let's start walking. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on.

Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on. All this time, I'm a baby, there's satisfaction in me. A little more fun, a little less fun. A little less fun, a little more fun.

Catch your mother, mother, look your mother. A little more fun, a little more fun. A little more fun, a little more fun. Zeddy and Bree and Clint. Elvis versus JXL. The soccer song. It's called A Little Less Conversation. And it's the winner of birthday banger today.

Is your mum happy? She's stoked. Oh, don't do this to her. She'll want the whole thing. Oh, I'm calling it. Oh, God. I can't give her the whole thing. I can just...

Just a little bit. I can't walk out. Does she want me to sing over it? No, definitely not. Because I love you too much. Diane. Just let him a little bit. Why can't you see

What you're doing to me No, you're ruining it. When you don't believe a word I say No, you're ruining it. We get in trouble for playing this kind of music. You know my mum and dad walked down the aisle to an Elvis song? I'm just about to say we wouldn't get in trouble for playing Elvis because Ross bossed secretly. Does he love Elvis? Loves Elvis Presley.

How did I not know that? We would connect on that. He's a massive Elvis fan. His artists go Elvis, The Beatles, Taylor Swift. That's it? That's it. God. Just, if you've never listened to some Elvis, do me a favour.

Go listen to a bit. It's hard, though, because you can get listened to some Elvis, do me a favour. Go listen to a bit. It's hard, though, because you can get dragged into a Christmas loop. Oh, his Christmas album. I know, but it's not Christmas. No, go listen to some of his other stuff. No, no, this is what you need to do. YouTube Hot Elvis, because there's different versions of Elvis. Elvis in a black leather suit, jumpsuit.

Google that special he did. Google this. Google Elvis Presley Army and see his conscription photo when he was put into the military. It is honest to God, and I say this as a straight male, it is the single most attractive picture of a man I've ever seen in my life. Such a good looking dude. You know he dyed his hair.

He never had dark hair. Is he a ginger? He was like a light brown. Yeah, right. And he dyed his hair black to stand out more. All right, we're back in a moment. We're going to play, we're back on coast in a moment. We've got to play some.

We're going to go have a cup of tea and a biscuit. Cup of tea, lie down. On coast. Play some Stevie Wonder. Plenty more Stevie Wonder and a lot more Booble. Yes. We've got Booble coming up. And we've got a...

What else have we got coming up? We're going to have Steve from Biomag on to tell you about the benefits of sleeping on a Biomag. Straight after this. Can't wait. Bree and Clint. Can't wait. Bree and Clint. There's an election coming up, so we've got to do lots of work.

Yeah, we've got to do lots of work. I haven't heard anything about this. Political chat and Clint. There's an election coming up, so we've got to do lots of work. Yeah, we've got to do lots of work. I haven't heard anything about this. Political chat and stuff. You know? Well, this is news to me. Right. Oh, I see what you've done there. Well done.

This September, you're going to go and vote. Now, it's probably the only place in the world where two females are going head to head to contest the leadership of the country. No, there's UFC. Oh yeah, true. They go head to head there. They go head to head, yeah. Auntie Cindy versus...

Auntie Judy. Auntie Judy? Auntie Judy. No, you be careful. It's Auntie Judy. Auntie Judy. Yes, go with that. I was going to say.

No. No, no, no, trust me. I was going to say evil stepmother. No, no. You be nice. Just because she, just because she. Look, I'm not trying to impose my politics on this. I'm just saying I think she would prefer that moniker.

Like she's got a real. Would she? Wouldn't she? Her nickname, her nickname is Crusher Collins. Yeah, they call her that. Okay. Auntie Cindy versus Crusher Collins. There you go.

Now that sounds like a UFC fight I want to watch. I'm trying to be politically balanced about this, okay? You're not trying very hard. But something that's not balanced is the betting odds that's available. And I didn't know you could do this. And as a gambling man, I'm so excited the betting odds that's available. And I didn't know you could do this. And as a gambling man, I'm so excited. Yeah, it's UFC.

Of course you can bet. No, the election. Oh, the election. You can place an actual bet with an actual betting outlet on who's going to win the election. I've got odds. It's not in New Zealand through the TAB, but through Sportsbet in Australia. Of course it is. The Aussies, they love to bet on everything.

The Bachelor, MKR, elections. Yeah. So I've got some odds. What the weather's going to be tomorrow. I've got some odds here. And I'd like you to blind bet. Okay. You tell me who you're betting on.

So this doesn't need to reflect your political allegiances. It's just who I think is actually probably going to win. So you tell me who you think is going to win and how much you're willing to bet. And I think is actually probably going to win. So you tell me who you think is going to win and how much you're willing to bet. And I will tell you what your return is. Look, I'd probably drop. I know look with the

goings on this week, I'm not going to lie the odds I think will definitely be on one side. Which side? I gotta go a hundy on Jacinda. Oh, what a shock.

A hundred bucks on Jacinda. You want to put $100 on Jacinda? Yeah, because I'm a safe bettor. Okay, then you stand to make $16. Oh, see, that's not worth it to me. It's not worth it. Put some money on Judy. Okay, what if I put $100 on Crusher?

You want to put $100 on Crusher? No, I don't want to. I just want to know what I would make because then I might make the decision. Okay, you'd make $500. But let's go about this strategically. Put your $100 on Jacinda and bank the $16. Yeah.

Should we do that? It's not worth it. Get the $16, put it on Judith Collins. So you're going to play the field here. Okay, I put $16 on Judith. So you're going to put $16 on Judith Collins. You'll make $80. Yeah, pretty good. Which means that

you would, if Jacinda wins, you'll make nothing. And if Judith Collins wins, you'll lose $36. Yeah, no, this isn't good math at all. No, I haven't worked this out properly at all. It's not great. In other, like, I'm just good math at all. No, I haven't worked this out properly at all. It's not great. Oh, damn it.

In other, like, I'm just thinking about something else. Who do you think is going to win by armbar? Is it Jacinda? What's armbar? Oh, that's the UFC thing. Yeah, right, right, right. If I had to back someone to do a roundhouse kick to the head, it would be Judith Collins.

Yeah, that's why she's called Crusher. Makes sense. Yeah, right? Crusher Collins. Yeah, that's why she's called Crusher. Makes sense. Yeah, right? Crusher Collins. She'll sit on your skull. She's definitely doing the figure four leg lock I can see from Judith. The odds are $1.16 on Jacinda and $5 on Judith Collins at the moment. I mean, if you're a gambling person, which we don't encourage.

No, we don't. Do it responsibly. Which reminds me, I've got to get a lotto ticket for tonight. God. I've been trying to call... Brie and Clint. Um, La and the... What have we got here?

Okay, so New Zealanders have spent $500,000 fixing broken police cell phones since 2017. Because they do, they just get smashed. So half a million dollars... fixing broken police cell phones since 2017. Because they do, they just get smashed. So half a million dollars for just fixing them. Which I wonder, have we got those life-proof cases for police yet? You know those real over-the-top waterproof things that were the ugliest thing, but it was like a sentence. If you broke enough phones, you had to get a life-proof case.

My dad, who's a farmer, he's got an iPhone, and he's got one of those life-proof cases on it. And I think he's never had a broken phone until recently. There's a good ad for it. I think he drove over it with the tractor, so those life-proof cases, I mean, not really life-proof. No, they're not tractor-proof. Oh, right. Not tractor-proof.

Because you'd die if you got run over by a tractor. True. So it'd have to be death-proof. I see what you're saying. Interestingly, because we've been able to get this data when they take the police phones in to have them fixed, we've actually managed to find out what the top five police ringtones are. Oh, nice. Yeah, cool. So a little glimpse inside.

The ringtones that the New Zealand... What's the police... Oh, I'm glad you asked. I'm glad you asked. What have they got sitting there ringtoned to? Number five, the fifth most popular ringtone for the New Zealand police. This is fifth? Yeah.

I know, I was surprised too. It should be way higher. I would have thought with that new Will Smith movie recently too, it would have been further up, but no, it's number five. Number four on the definitely real most popular police ringtones. ACOM. Locked up. See, I feel like this would be more towards the other side of people that they're arresting.

The Crimms. Nah, nah, it's the police because then the phone rings while the perp's in the back of the car. They go, that's what you're going to be, bro. That's what you're going to be about to be. Anyway, let's move on with this highly accurate list of the top five police ringtones. Number three is... Kanye. Makes sense too.

And it's also calm, which I think, you know, police need some calm. It's chill, yeah. You know? Imagine flicking on the sirens, phones blasting. Flashing. Going through some red lights. Yeah, good. It's good, yeah. Number two on the top police ringtones

of all time. Oh, yeah. Mmm. It's just a great song. Yeah. Who sings this? Jason Derulo. And the most popular police ringtone.

This is the number one song. More police have this ringtone on their police iPhones. This is the number one. This is the number one than any other song. Okay. You ready for this? Yeah. Makes sense.

Because the uniforms The uniform is blue Yeah And also the lights Blue Blue Yeah And also

Banger Banger Can you imagine when they go to a blue light disco All the police just getting down to this Yeah right Yeah At the police Christmas party And then they all

The DJ's like I've played Eiffel 65 nine times. I'm not playing it again. Then someone's like, whoop, whoop. And then someone's like, where's the cop car? ZM's Free and Clint.

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