ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 18th July 2018

Episode Date: July 18, 2018

Did you fail a flat inspection?Stolen doggy Courier protocol Bree got Deep Heat stuck somewhere it should NEVER beIs your home haunted?#GIRLPROBLEMSTHE REVEAL: Is Clint getting a perm?Bree received some strange Instagram QuestionsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And they're light off! Show commencing in five, six, four, three, two, one. The baby's crowning and you've got to shoot that eight pound watermelon out! And we're away. Ladies and gentlemen, we are racing. Bree, Jazzy, huh? Sexy. One, three. Caw-caw!

And Clint. Yeah! On to the end. Kia ora, New Zealand. It is four o'clock. Bree and Clint. Cheers, Mobile Smiles, bringing you the show as per. How are you, Bree? I'm good. How are you?

Not well. Why? Because all I've been getting all day today from people is, oh, mate, you're going to get a perm? Are you going to get a perm? I heard on the radio last night that you're going to get a perm. I hear you. And then Chinese whispers, people coming along and going,

why do you want to get a perm? I don't want to get a perm. So if you missed it, last night I sprung on Clint that I'd read this article that an 80s perm is back in fashion. It's coming back into fashion. I said you should jump on the bandwagon early, be a pioneer, get a perm. Yeah, real

nice. You weren't about the idea. Real nice thing to spring on me on the radio. And I said we're a show for the people. Let's let the people decide and you can still have your say right now at the Bree and Clint Instagram page. Have your vote. Should Clint get a perm? Yes or no?

We will reveal the results after five o'clock. I'm just saying, if you want to be friends going forward, and this is not to you, Bree, vote no. Okay? You and me, we could have a great friendship. We could do things. We could go places. We could visit things. But not if you vote yes to the perm. But you could also see him with a perm and not a great friendship. We could do things. We could go places. We could visit things. But not if you vote yes to the perm.

But you could also see him with a perm and not have the friendship. That sounds like more fun to me. Next, we're going to talk about the second most annoying thing in the world behind your friend making you get a perm, and that's a flat inspection. Oh, I've got one coming up. I don't know if I'm going to pass. Yeah, right?

If you've ever struggled with a flat inspection before, stick around because we want to hear from you next, alright? So I was telling you Clint, it's come to that point where I'm living at my flat and I need to have a flat inspection. Ooh, is this your first flat inspection for this place? For this place it is. And I

have the best landlords in New Zealand. Doesn't matter. I know. Doesn't matter. When it comes to flat inspection time, all rules are off. All gloves are off. Everyone was on like stellar cleaning duties for the last three days. We're all like scrubbing everything, cleaning the floors. Your house never gets a bit of clean than it does just before a flat inspection. Oh, it's great.

All of a sudden you're like, we need to clean on top of the picture frames. No one's going to check there, but for some reason you go into hyperdrive, right? Don't put picture frames on. You might fail your flat inspection if you put picture frames up on the wall. Is that Blu-Tack? I've got a really bad experience with flat inspections because I've actually failed one in my past. Oh, yeah. So have I.

What happened to you? So I moved into this flat and at the time they were like, oh, don't worry about coming onto the lease. When it comes around to the next time, we'll just put you on the lease then. And I was like, oh, okay. Who said that? People. It was actually people that I was working with. Was it the existing tenants?

Yes. They said, don't worry about being on the lease. Yeah. Which, I mean, I knew them fairly well. So I was like, that's fine. And it was only like two months. And I was like, okay, I can deal with that. But they didn't own the place. Yeah. Which, I mean, I knew them fairly well. So I was like, that's fine. And it was only like two months. And I was like, okay, I can deal with that. But they didn't own the place.

No. And anyway, in the place there was two dogs. And they were cute. They were adorable. But the place did smell like dog. And I just assumed that obviously if you've got dogs in the place, that they were allowed dogs. Yeah.

And one day I was at home. I was there by myself. The real estate agent rocks up and they said, oh, we're just coming over for the flat inspection. And obviously I wasn't on the lease. So they thought I was this other girl that used to live there. And I said, yeah, come on through. No one had told me anything.

So I was like, obviously it's been organised. Let them in. They were there unannounced. So I was like, obviously it's been organised. Let them in. They were there unannounced. The two dogs were there and she looked at me and she goes, why are there two dogs here? And why does it smell like dog? And I was like, oh, they live here. The look on this lady's face, instantly I knew I was going to have to find a new flat.

They're not allowed to show up unannounced though. That is, I mean, if you're hiding dogs at your house and your landlord just shows up, you can, legally, you can turn around and go, you have to give me 90 days notice so I can adequately hide my secret dogs. I haven't had the adequate amount of time to hide my dogs. So therefore...

When you're hiding stuff in a flat, too. Like, I failed a flat inspection because we were hiding my brother in the flat. He was living there. We were only allowed to show him who was there. My brother was living there. And the geniuses that we were on flat inspection day, we put my brother in the wardrobe.

Rather than just have him sit in the lounge and say, my brother's over for lunch. Was he a convicted felon? Why wasn't he allowed to be there? Not at the time. So we put him in the wardrobe. And during the flat inspection, the landlord opened the wardrobe.

Oh, obviously. He coughed or something. He said, why is there a man in the wardrobe? But, you know, it was not against the lease for people to visit. He could have just hung out, or he could have just gone to Macca's for the afternoon. But we had him in the wardrobe. How old were you? 19. Oh, of course you were. And what, did you fail it? and what did you fail it yeah we failed yeah yeah of course you did yeah we lost

the flat oh my god your brother must mean a really bad dude no they just didn't like us anymore and that's the thing about flat inspections too they're always an opportunity for if the landlord wants you out they'll find something that's the time that they'll find something to go you on well fingers cross my landlords like me then when is the inspection tomorrow right good luck oh 800 dial zm have you failed a flat inspection i'd love to hear from people who have and what are the silly reasons yeah why more more specifically why did you fail your flat inspection what did they tell you was the reason did you do some did you do some secret renovations did you fail your flat inspection? What did they tell you was the reason? Did you do some secret renovations? Did you have two goats living at the house with you?

Oh, that'd be fun, having goats. Oh, I'm a bad tenant. I've got the dreaded flat inspection tomorrow. How is the state of your flat, too? It's perfect. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I was there on Fridayiday and there was there was a couple of people over there was a couple of dozen people over mate and you're in it because

you're told you my landlord listens to this show your landlord lives above you you if anybody knew that there were there were 25 people in your house it's your landlord because they were underneath i do have the best landlords in the world you And you're in a brand new building too. Like, if anything is going to get marked, it's in that place. Oh, it's spick and span. If I was a betting man, which I am, I would gamble that you are going to get one of those notices tomorrow that says...

Can you not do that? I've cleaned that place top to bottom. It's in perfect condition. You tell me tomorrow. I'll let you know what happens. We want to know this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, have you failed a flood inspection before and what for? Brittany, hello.

Hello. Hi. What happened? Why did you fail your flood inspection? So when I first moved in, my landlady, I told her basically that no one was mowing the lawns because the septic tank was overflowing and so she had to actually do her job

so she didn't like me from then on and I had another house inspection probably three months later and yeah because my partner and our other flatmate weren't there she failed me even when I'd cleaned the

whole house top to bottom she found one speck of dust on the window ledge and failed. Revenge, Brittany. She was out for revenge. Out of revenge, yeah. You failed because your landlord hated you. Yeah, but the next day my partner turned, was at the house, and she didn't even check that one spot,

and she just passed us. Oh, yeah. There's a trick for young players, too, not to get off side with your landlord. I did the same thing, except I went on the radio and said, man, my landlord sucks you're an idiot why would you do that

she was listening why would I do it because she did suck okay we were in the same situation as Brittany there was sewerage overflowing onto our backyard

did you live with Brittany no no no another occasion she goes I'll get someone there later this week I was like Lodi there is poo

on our lawn I don't want to be mowing the lawn in my own poo. We're not paying you all this rent to live in our own poo. You know, I had a mate who failed a flat inspection because he built a deck on the back of the house. And in his mind, he was doing a good thing. He said he was adding value to the property. But he did.

You can't just go building decks wherever you want. Actually, if he's free this weekend, I wouldn't mind a deck. But he did. He can't just go building decks wherever you want. Turns out you can't. Actually, if he's free this weekend, I wouldn't mind a deck. Good luck to you. Thank you. Going forward, and good luck with the plans. Also, if my landlord is listening, I love you very much. Next, a feel-good animal story.

How good is that? Brian Clint, Stuart Leaper, and IDGAF. I want to speak to the dog owners right now. I just want you to picture this. You head on out to Burger Fuel. You've got your dog with you. You leave your dog outside Burger Fuel. You head inside to have something to eat.

When you come back outside, your dog is gone. You don't know why. You don't know who. But he's gone. Yeah. Horrible feeling. Worst, like, not just dog owners, all pet owners, worst nightmare. Absolute worst nightmare.

Because it's like one of the family goes missing. It's worse than if your animal, like, if it has an accident or something and passes away. Because if it just disappears, you don't know. It's forever. You don't know what happened, where they are, if they're still okay. And every time you go out, you'll be looking for your animal. Well, it's exactly what happened to a Cavoodle named Bowie, who got scooped up by a stranger outside a Burger Fuel in New Lynn on Wednesday, April 18th.

That's my local Burger Fuel. I know. April 18th is ages ago. So it's three months ago. Yeah, and I went there last week and they still had the signs up looking for Bowie. Horrible feeling for that poor owner. The police released the video of the incident. They never found the person.

Oh, security footage. Yeah, so they had the person on security footage taking the dog. Because this is what I wondered too. The dog was definitely taken? Like the dog didn't just get off its leash and run away? No, so they had footage of someone scooping up the dog. Because this is what I wondered too. The dog was definitely taken? Like the dog didn't just get off its leash and run away? No, so they had footage of someone scooping up the dog. Which is awful too. Yeah, horrible.

Because when someone takes your animal, my mind automatically goes to like... Are they looking after them? No, it goes to illegal dog fighting. Yeah, well that, yeah, horrible. Anyway, it's a feel-good story, Clint, because after three months of the dog, Bowie, the Cavoodle, he's been reunited with his owner. Thank God.

And do you want to hear how? Yeah, I'm dying to know how. So apparently, so this is three months later. So three months later somehow. And you never want to, but you would have given up by then, right? You would have given up hope. As the owner, you would have resigned to the fact that your dog's not coming back. If it's been three months.

That's a long time. Yeah. How do they get it back? So apparently Bowie was wandering the streets and a family actually picked him up and took him into Auckland Council and he was microchipped. And luckily he was microchipped because he would never have been reunited with his owner. Yeah.

So because he was microchipped, they found the owner, reunited them. She could not believe what was happening. She couldn't even believe it. She was like, how is this happening? Who, the dog or the owner? Both of them. I'm so glad that has a feel-good ending to it. Isn't that amazing?

However, how awkward would it be for Bowie if she comes home and they've got another dog already? Who's this? They've already grieved and they've got another dog and Bowie's like, oh, so I'm gone for three months and I've been replaced, have I? Fantastic. Who is she?

Who the hell is this dog? Who is she? No, but that's great Great story Hey, could feel good story, mate Yeah Right now I need to talk to a courier driver, okay?

If you're a courier driver 0800 DOLLSZM Is there anything more annoying Than the feeling of arriving home To a courier calling card? You know when you've done some online shopping And you're like Oh, my package should be there, and you get home, and instead of your package being there,

there's a card that says, come down to the depot and collect your package. And when you go to the depot, the line is always out the door, it takes forever. Or the package is not there yet, and they go, you can have it redirected to your house at the same time tomorrow if you like. And then you miss it again.

I wasn't here at this time today. I've got a very set schedule Monday to Friday. I'm not going to be here at this time today. I wonder if right now we can get some clarity because I feel a war is brewing between people buying things online and innocent, maybe, courier drivers. Okay?

Don't hate on the courier drivers. They've got a hard job. They have to, you know, battle with dogs and fences and gates and people not being at home. Twice in the last two days, I have only just intercepted the courier at my house and avoided getting a calling card. So you're all good?

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's because I'm being hypervigilant. Do you? intercepted the courier at my house and avoided getting a calling card so you're all good no no no no no no no it's because i'm being hyper vigilant do you because i'm living on eggshells just listening for the smallest door i need to know one thing yeah do you put when you buy something that they can leave it at the door always and i say if you if you're worried about that go to the back door so if you've put they can leave it at the door you can go to you can go to my back door and drop it there because that's covered up you know that's scary we have we have a courier on the phone to get to the bottom of this one overall briar hello hello hi how's it going first of all does it feel as a driver does it feel like in us a new situation

does it feel like us against you um i suppose in some respects maybe but i mean i work for an amazing company here in taranaki so again i can't speak on behalf of those well you're about you're about to you're about you're about to speak for all couriers in the country okay i have i have you are the gatekeeper brian yeah you're the representative. I have four... I used to live in Auckland, and it was over 13 years ago, and it is not what it used to be for drivers.

Okay, first question. When you deliver a package... I feel like you're interrogating me. I am. I just want to get some clarity. Leave poor Briar alone. Brian, thank you for being the person. First question.

How hard do you knock? Oh, I knock loud enough, especially for my elderly customers. They take a long time to get to the door. And as much as I'm, like, holding on to the calling card, I wait until I hear something in the house, footsteps, dogs barking, you name it. You might be the best courier in New Zealand because the people delivering my package. I love my job. I absolutely love it.

However, I work in an amazing city. I don't have to work in Auckland. My mother worked in Auckland for 30 years as a courier. Yeah, yeah, okay. And, yeah. Okay, you're not pretty hard. What's the difference, Briar, from working in Auckland to somewhere else? Definitely the congestion and the traffic for those Auckland periods.

I honestly take my hat off to them. It's insane. It's absolutely insane. What are you doing to these poor people, Clint? They're under the pump. They're dealing with Auckland traffic all day, mate. They have the road user charges, everything, the diesel, you name it. They're already under the pump. They're dealing with Auckland traffic all day, mate. Not only do they have the road user charges, they're everything.

They're diesel, you name it. They're already under the pump. I'm feeling really bad, but we're here now, Briar. Okay, I've got three more quick questions for you. Okay. You said you knock quite hard because the guy who dropped my package off was just tapping with the device that you have to sign.

Maybe he had a sore wrist. Maybe he had RSI in his wrist. How many times do you knock, Briar? How many times? I will knock once, and then if I do hear something, or sometimes you can hear kids running about, I knock again as well. Okay. But just know the first time the knock's got to be loud enough

because I want someone to hear that I'm there. Because, again, I don't want to come back. I'd love for you to be there so I can deliver for you and I don't have to come back and make a second round. Okay. What time do you aim to get there in the morning? Because 9.30 is no good. We've all left for work by then.

Yeah, so down here in Taranaki, we aim to be delivering residentials anywhere between the 7 to 9 a.m. timeframe because we realise you're in bed any earlier than 7 or just getting up. And we know that at 9 o'clock or half past 8, 4 to 9, you're already off on to work. Yeah. See, I'd rather you came at 5 and knocked on my bedroom window. I'd rather get up than get one of those bloody calling cards.

Okay, we're almost... They're still delivering late at night. Last question, now that I've asked these questions. She's got a family to go home to, mate. I know, I know. She's got kids to feed. Now that I've asked the hard questions and I've become the bad guy, am I now a marked target?

Am I going to get courier drivers kicking my packages? I know what's going to be delivered to your front door, a big bag of something. No, we're pretty good. I mean, obviously, like, there's a lot of freight every day, like thousands and thousands of parcels. I mean, if you ever got to see inside one of the major city courier bays, you'd be absolutely blown away with the amount of freight that comes in.

And you just think, wow, like my tiny little package is in there somewhere with thousands of other parcels that everyone's waiting for. It's actually an amazing job that they do, Clint. If anyone wants to, if mainly couriers, if you'd like to send something to clinton uh his address is one all right okay um look maybe i've ended the why'd you turn my mic off maybe i've done the right thing maybe i've ended the courier war i don't know we need to address something we don't have to no we don't have to but i feel it'll be good to look we're still in the getting to know each other phase um this show. So I just need to know if this is – well, basically I need to know what's going on with you, mate. Bree, last night –

Oh, God, this is so awkward. Last night I watched your Instagram story of you sitting on your bed after the show. I had a moment. Tell us what you put up there. Tell us what you felt appropriate to share with the world on your Instagram story. I feel like it's natural. My life is a mess, mate. People take – they like seeing how much of a mess my life is

and it makes people happy. Right. You're a missy martyr. Congratulations. So I thought I would share with the people. A couple of weeks ago, I hurt my ankle. I sprained my ankle quite badly. You fell down a hill.

Yeah, I fell down a hill. And last night it was giving me quite a lot of grief. So I've decided I'd put some deep heat on my ankle. And if you don't know what deep heat is, it makes the area hot. Everyone knows what deep heat is. That's not the bit I'm concerned about. I'm trying to dance around. So I did the stupid thing after I put the deep heat on, and I didn't wash my hands.

And then, of course, 10 minutes later, I forgot that I'd done that, and I went to bite my nail. And I bit my nail, and then i realized that deep heat was on my hands so then my tongue was then numb oh no that's fine no that's it that's all that happened no nothing else happened no that look that was it you you said it on instagram oh all right so at the moment clint i'm having the stuff that ladies have. You know, I'm riding the crimson wave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just that time.

That's all you need to say. It's that time. It's a perfectly natural thing. Perfectly natural thing. And I'm sure people are now connecting the dots after I've already made a stupid mistake of putting my finger in my mouth. I had deep heat on my hand. You did an Instagram story about putting deep heat somewhere where deep heat should never go. Let's just say my day wasn't going to get any worse after last night.

Are you okay? No, mate, I'm not. I've had deep heat all over my body. In your life in general, what's going on? I'm a hot mess. Literally a hot mess. You're a deep, heat-filled, hot mess. Yeah, I don't mind that deep heat, hot mess.

It's not my fault. It was an accident. No, I'm not a lady, and I'm not pretending to be one all the time. Trust me. There's stuff you don't want to know. And I'm also not over here going, oh, you should never talk about lady stuff because that's disgusting. I'm not saying that. What was the response?

Is this a normal thing that I'm – is it an everyday occurrence that I'm just being naive to? I felt like the biggest idiot last night and I was like, how did you even get yourself into this situation? And I've had hundreds of people reply to me on my Instagram saying they've been in a similar situation. Really? Not always deep heat, sometimes chilli, sometimes wasabi peas. Ooh, chilli. But it's all ended the same way, a hot mess.

Like you're cooking dinner and then you just Oh, that's my worst nightmare There's been a few gentlemen actually that have messaged me Straight in the eye of Mordor It was a hot mess And a hot stream Okay, well, alright As a friend

Yep Are you okay? Not really Am are you okay? Not really. Am I ever okay? Brian Cliff. Sorry, mate. On a brighter note, if you are trying to figure out how on earth you're going to buy your first home, I have a genius life hack for you next.

Oh, I'm in for this People are looking to buy their first home At the moment and struggling Because it is a struggle If you're looking at it and you're going I'm never going to be able to afford a house I may have a slight life hack for you I have found A certain category of houses

That are 17% Almost 20% cheaper Than all other houses. Yeah, what's the catch though? This entire division of houses. What's the catch? They're not leaky, first of all. Okay, it's not a leaky home.

Yep. Although those are pretty cheap, but don't buy one. What's in the fine print? It's not a meth house. Like it's not- Good, tick that off my list. No one's been cooking pee in it. It's not even like a burnt out house that's had a fire in it.

Do you have to live with two other families? Nah. No? If you want to save 17% on buying your first home, buy a haunted house. Yeah. That's a big no from me. Anyone, if there's someone that's died in the house, if it's haunted, if there's ghosts in it, I'm a big fat no on that. Yeah, but biggers can't be choosers, you know.

There's been a study done in the UK that has revealed that if people find out your house is haunted, or believe your house is haunted, or contains any kind of ghost houses in the uk will sell for 40 000 pounds less because of that that's like 80 grand that's so much money that's how much people believe in ghosts yeah i'm one of them are you i'm a hundred percent one of them really yes there's spirits and ghosts i I'm telling you. My house, my childhood home. We stayed in that haunted prison. We didn't see anything.

Yeah, we didn't see anything. We heard that voice, though. Yeah, okay. Remember that? What happened at your house? My childhood home, half of the house had been there for like, oh, years and years. I think it was like 80 years old. Yeah.

And then my parents renovated the other half. Yeah. The half that had been renovated, fine. My brother's room and my room, which was the old part of the house, had ghosts in it. I love that. They renovated the house and put you in the haunted bit. Literally. They literally

built themselves a new part of the house. They're like, you guys stay over there. Yeah, my sister was in the non-haunted part. Goes to show who mum's favourite was was My mum ended up Saging the rooms Oh yeah that'll work I'm very sceptical When it comes to the ghost stuff

So for me I hope you get haunted one day I hope you do Nah to me This is just a great life hack It's like Go and buy the houses That people think are haunted

Save yourself a bunch of money Well I guess If you don't believe in ghosts And of course There's people that don't Then hell yeah, cash in. Buy up all the houses. What we can do right now, we can find these haunted houses.

No, I'm good. For the house hunters. Oh, right. We don't have to go there, though. We won't give out the address, obviously. But, if you live in a haunted house, give us a call. Oh, I don't like this. On 0800 Dial ZM, tell us, why is it haunted?

What's happening? You're asking for trouble. You know that. Is there someone sitting on the end of your bed every night? Oh, mate. When you're cooking pasta, do you get a cold shiver run up the back of your spine? No, that's just your uncle jerry oh 800 dials at him or text to 9696 do you live in a haunted house the news is out people if you are struggling to buy your first home

go and buy a haunted house you can save 17 because no one wants them and you probably won't live there for long because you'll be haunted. So we're going to find them. We're going to find the haunted houses around New Zealand. On 0800.ZM, do you live in a haunted house? What's happening? From the text machine, Brie. Oh, God.

My parents' house is haunted. It used to be a funeral parlor. Oh, God. Numerous things have happened, but the main one is people sit on the end of my bed and my bedroom curtains open themselves. No, thanks. I'm out. Can I do it? The sick thing about that is your parents' house, that's your inheritance.

And if it's gone, you've just taken down the value of your parents' house. Well, hopefully it'd be in the dead center of town. You want to commit to that one? We want to know, I know 800 dials it in. Nailed it. Do you live in a haunted house? Linda. Hello, Linda.

Hello. What's going on? Hey, so I was in the garage and I was like holding, like hanging up my washing and like my friends are outside and they were all, they were all like, hanging out my washing, and, like, my friends were outside, and they were all, like, we had a bonfire, and they were, so I was, like, hanging out my washing. I felt someone run past me and, like, brush my shoulder, and then they were, like, I'm watching you.

And so I ran outside, and I was, like, oh, my goodness. Wait, a ghost talked to you? Yeah, and it just, it was was like, I'm watching you. And then I ran outside and no one was outside. And then we were all kind of... The ghost really interfering with your reception. Linda, what kind of party was it? No, that's Linda's story.

What kind of bonfire was she at? You said you believed them. So, Jack, hello. Hello, Jack. Hi, guys. You live in a haunted house. Yes, we live in the seven-bedroom monster house. It's over 100 years old.

Oh, God. And so I was walking past this doorway in our house, and I saw this white cloud. And so I turned to look at it, and it didn't just disappear. It, like, faded away like it was a real ghost. And so I kind of ignored it because I thought it was a bit of hair. And so after that, an hour later, I talked to my brother and he saw the exact same thing. Hold on a second, Jack. Hold on one second, Jack. Can you hear that? Yeah. Isn't it amazing that everyone with a ghost story has a bad phone line?

Did you hear that interference? We've never had that. We had the same issue with Linda. Are you at the house right now, Jack? I've got three bars. Oh my God. I don't like it, Jack. Run. What did you say?

Seven bedrooms. That's a hell of a house if you can get that for 17% off. Nick, hello. Your friend lives in a haunted house. How do you know? So her and her brother and her dad were sitting in the lounge watching TV one day, and probably about three metres away was her brother's phone. All of a sudden, by itself, no one touching it at all,

it picks itself up and flies itself into the wine cabinet, smash the wine cabinet door, and they all look at each other like, what the hell just happened? Obviously, they were keen on some vino. Wow, you never know. Do you visit that house much? Never. what the hell just happened? Obviously, they were keen on some vino. Wow. You never know. Do you visit that house much? Never.

You and me both. I'd be staring clear of that place. Yeah, I'd pick her up. I'm like, I'll just wait outside. If you don't believe in ghost, though, I still stand by this. If it's going to make the house almost 20% cheaper, that's like a fifth of the price off. Get in there.

Plus, the ghosts could be good company. Also, great roommate. They're never there. Guys, if you've been waiting all afternoon to hear if Clinton Roberts is going to get a perm, we talked about it yesterday, we will tell you before 6 o'clock. The poll is still open. You can vote no.

It's still open. You can still vote yes. I haven't even looked at the poll, but I'm guessing... No one wants to see me with a perm. Speaking of perms, us ladies, it's that time of the week

where I like to educate and just kind of let you in on some of the few problems that us ladies go through. It's quite good. This is actually quite eye-opening. Is there anything that you've learned in the last couple of weeks?

As a man who just floats through the world, ignorant to the things that you guys deal with i mean not to put you on not to make you too much of the matter like chill out a bit but that's good it's a good insight into your world and to make it more relatable we get some of the guys from around the office here which today the actual security guard here at NZME actually got on board. Did you get him to do it? He was so cute. And he's actually got the perfect voice because he's got a really manly voice. Yeah, okay.

And it just sounds so weird him reading out a hashtag girl problem. Yeah. But here we go. An insight into the female brain hashtag girl problems. I swear that somewhere out there is a bobby pin graveyard. Where could they all possibly go? Hashtag girl problems.

When you're actually tempted to sell your car to pay for a boob job. Hashtag girl problems. I bet guys don't have to plan when to wash their hair, so it's not too clean for a night out. Hashtag girl problems.

I forgot to go to the gym today. That makes it six years in a row. Hashtag girl problems. Everybody hurts sometimes. I'm a police officer. Everybody hurts Sometimes On behalf of men, please don't sell your car for a boob job. I've thought about it. My car's not worth enough.

I was going to say, you wouldn't get much of a boob job for your car. I'd get one. I've been waiting a full 24 hours for this And I'm sure the people have been waiting Because yesterday I came to you and I said I saw this article It says that the 80s perm is coming back into fashion It's just about to blow up

Everyone's going to get them And I said You should be a pioneer And you should jump on the bandwagon early You told me the article said Men perms were coming back. Yeah. I haven't, you know what I realised?

I haven't even seen the article. Like, here I am. It's definitely real. Here I am at the mercy of the people and I haven't even seen the article. I can't find the article at the moment. It's real, mate. I'm telling you. I don't want a perm.

Would I lead you astray? Do you know what I found out last night? Do you know what perm is short for? permanent permanent i was wondering how long a perm lasts for it lasts until your hair grows all the way out it's it's expensive and i said you should let the people decide because this is a show for the people so we put up a poll on our Instagram page. Voting is closed. There's no more voting. I haven't looked at the votes.

I've made something special just for this. Mission Pern Possible. You've really outdone yourself. The people want it. I want it. Well, let's see, actually yourself. The people want it. I want it. Well, let's see actually if the people want it. You know, the only question I got asked from people today was either, when are you getting a perm? Or, why are you getting a perm?

The people who don't know that I'm being pushed into this by you and have just heard about it from other people. Oh, Clint's getting a perm. Have said, man, why are you doing that? That'll be my favourite. When you go out into the world and you rock the perm. I still hold out hope because I haven't looked at the results. You asked me to and I logged out of our Instagram last night. I have not looked at the votes of the Instagram poll. And a tiny part of me inside still holds out hope that the people have come to my rescue here and seen since.

I love the people. And I think we should check in to what the people want. Perm or no perm? Clinton Roberts. Come on, come on. The vote is in. It's a significant win for one yes or one no. 76% of the people voted yes!

76%. 76%! Over 3,000 votes! That is an outstanding win for the Perm. Someone tried to make me feel better about... Well done, people. You've got what you want. Someone tried to make me feel better about this last night. They said, there's a guy on Love Island UK with a Perm.

He's real hot. Eyal! I'm not going to look like Eyal. You're going to look like Eyal. I'm going to look like Lil Dicky. I can't wait to hear your rendition of Senorita, Justin Timberlake. I love how the producers are nodding at your Lil Dicky comments. Yeah, see?

Tomorrow, on this show. God, I hate you. And the things I want to say to you, I can't say on the radio right now. One of us will be a pioneer for the perm. Clinton Roberts, that's you. What's your thoughts on the Instagram question? Sick of it, to be honest. At first, fun.

Now, no, not sick of it. I don't mind it. Some people, if I'm interested in their question thing, yeah, I'm into it. Like some people. Right. Like I quite enjoyed yours. But then there's some people who are doing it.

Appreciate that. And I'm like, what are you doing on? Why are you doing questions? You leave your mum alone. Hey, my mum is, excuse me. Is she on the gram? She's on the gram. Is she?

She's on Snapchat too, yeah. That's awesome. She's private on the gram though. I might request her. I'd love to follow your mum. Okay. I reckon she'd be a good time. Chill out on the mum follow.

If you don't know what we're talking about, Instagram brought out the feature last week where you could put up on your story, ask me a question, and then people would write to you and ask whatever question they'd like. Yeah. But the story has come out recently saying

they believe that some people have thought it was anonymous. It looks anonymous. It does. Because when the person reposts it, it doesn't include their name. So it's just a little question box that says, ask me a question, then you write it through.

It looks like it's not going to be associated to you, and that way you can ask anything you want. So how awkward, because there's been stories of people asking their crush who's their crush, and that person could see that it was them asking the question. Oh, awkward. Well, I reckon it would get a lot more awkward than that. And it's about to because I'm about to read out some of the questions

I got asked on my personal Instagram. Did you get many questions? I think I got like 1,000. What? I think I got about 1,000. 1,000 questions? Yeah. Please don't post all those responses.

But, yeah, okay, hit me with some of the stuff you got. I'm going to take too much time. All right. Can I buy one of those responses. But yeah, okay. Hit me with some of the stuff you got. It's going to take too much time. All right. Can I buy one of your bras? Oh, yuck. Yeah. Dude or chick? That was a dude.

Next one. Honestly, though, is garlic bread all you eat? That's a fair question. That's a fair one. Can I marry you? That's nice. Got a few of those. You are single at the moment. That was the next one. Can I marry you? That's nice. Got a few of those. You are single at the moment.

That was the next one. Most asked question. Are you single? Well, the answer is yes, and she's very desperate. So if you, like, we haven't addressed it yet. Like, we've got to start finding, anyway. I wish I could deny that, but I can't. Next one.

Why do you look like a ratchet broke Kesha? Oh, you're touching very close to home there because Brie believes that she looks a lot like Kesha. No, I said I've been told. Brie said her celebrity doppelganger's Kesha. No, I said I've been told that. Babes, you look like Kesha. Don't worry.

Shut up. You look like the bitter Kesha. You're an idiot. Next one. I had a sexual dream about you. Oh, yeah, okay. Hillary Clinton was also there. Do you think this could ever become a reality?

That was probably one of my favourites. And the answer was no, because I couldn't get in contact with Hillary Clinton. You could rock a pantsuit, though. I'd love a pantsuit. You could do a pantsuit and a short bob. You'd look good. Yeah, I'd feel powerful. Last one.

Can you please post more pictures of your feet? Let's take a trip to Bree and Clint's aviation news desk. No show, and this is a Bree and Clint guarantee, no show has more aviation news than the Bree and Clint show. Is that in our promo? It's in the strip line. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's on the bottom of the billboards and stuff. This from the Boeing plane company. And you know what I always say, Bree? If it ain't Boeing, it ain't going. They have revealed plans. I always say that. You do always say that. When we do our aviation news.

If it ain't Boeing, it ain't going. I say something really similar, but it's boning. It ain't goaning. If it ain't boning, I ain't groaning. Well, I was alluding to it and you just said it. Back to aviation news. Boeing have revealed plans for a hypersonic plane. Ooh, hypersonic.

Does that mean it goes really fast? It goes really fast. So fast that the hypersonic plane will deliver you, Brie Thomasel, from Auckland all the way to Los Angeles in two hours. Stop it. Two hours. How long is the flight usually? 17.

Did you just make that up? It's a 17-ish. Round about? I only went there once. And when I went, I had to get the cheap flights. I had to go to Brisbane and then to San Francisco and then to LA. Oh, not good. I had to do three legs. No wonder it took you so long.

But not soon. Not on the hypersonic. You can go from Christchurch. I hear you, South Auckland, South Island, but you're going, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I've still got to do an hour and a half flight to Auckland. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The Boeing hypersonic plane can take you from christchurch to london london people that's a 20 hour flight or something in three and a half

hours oh my god but what is the safetiness of this though well it doesn't exist yet the plane but that's like a bullet train this is how fast it actually goes mac5 do you know what mac5 is yeah five times the speed of sound the plane will travel at 5 800 kilometers an hour or if you'd like to break that down 1.6 kilometers per second that sounds like a death trap i'm not getting on that a k and a half a second no well this is why i wanted to ask you because i know you're a bad flyer even though you are part of new zealand's leading aviation news radio show you're a bad flyer i though you are part of New Zealand's leading aviation news radio show You're a bad flyer I know a lot about it because I don't like it

Just to give you a little bit of detail They said that you won't be able to tell the difference when you're in the air The only difference you'll feel is in the takeoff You know that thrusty bit when you're in takeoff And it pushes you back in your seat It lasts about 30 seconds Okay On the Boeing hypersonic plane

That feeling will last for 10 to 12 minutes. What? Because you've got to get up to speed. You've got to get all the way up to the new speed. Right. So it won't be full on crazy though. It'll just be like that. Just like, yeah, for about 10 minutes.

That's a long time. So as a bad flyer, two hours to LA, shorter trips, but you'll be going at hypersonic speed. Is it more appealing to you or less appealing to you? To be honest, it doesn't really matter. At the end of the day, you're in the air in a metal thing that's got wings on it and who knows how it stays up there. I don't know. It doesn't matter to me. Right.

This from the person who doesn't have car insurance and you're worried about a plane. ZM's Secret Sound is back. ZM's Secret Sound. The game ZM's Secret Sound. The game has changed though, baby. This time, you choose the Secret Sound. You give away $50,000.

Or you keep it all for yourself. Yeah, see what we've done there? We want you to record a Secret Sound, do a video for it, and upload it to ZM Online. We will pick our favourite Secret Sound and we will pick you to be the soundkeeper. If you can hold on long enough, that means there's going to

be a set time for secret sound this time. And if at the end of that no one has guessed your secret sound, you keep the $50,000. Can you imagine how on edge the soundkeeper is going to be for that time? Huge. People have started posting their secret sounds to Facebook. Now,

that's not the process we've asked for, but that's okay. I like that people are starting to test things out. One of those people is Miani. Hello. Hello. Hi there. Miani, I saw your secret sound on Facebook today. Now, why did you put it on Facebook and not submit it in secret to ZM Online?

Because I am currently working, so I'm not available 24-7 as requirements say. Right, right, right. And I just thought I'd post it just for laughs and see if anyone can get it. No, we like that. available 24-7 as requirements say. Right, right, right. And I just put on post it just for laughs. That's okay. No, we like that. We love that you're on board. This is obviously going to reveal what your one is, but we want to play a quick mini round of Secret Sound with you.

Is that all right? So you're the soundkeeper, and we're going to play your sound and see if we can guess it. Yeah, that's fine. All right, let's do it. Here you go, Bree. This is the sound. I don't know what it is either, by the way.

Oh. My brain instantly goes to chips. Yeah, chips. But I know it's not. It wouldn't be chips. Let's go again. And feel free to play along at home. Here you go.

Oh. Oh, it so sounds like something being opened. Is it something being opened to me, Arnie? Yeah. It is. Is it? Oh, I know what it is. Oh, you know sounds like something being opened. Is it something being opened, Miany? Yeah. It is. Oh, I know what it is. You know what it is? Is it the sound of the plastic container that sushi comes in?

No. Is it the sound of a banana being ripped off the bunch? Yeah, you want a banana plantation. I've got nothing. Something being opened. Is it Velcro? No. I also gave another clue on the page.

What was the clue? It's rectangular. Rectangular. Rectangle. No, we got nothing. Reveal to us, Miani, what was your secret sound? The shortest secret sound ever. All right, so it is

a block of Cadbury chocolate being opened. Oh, is it? Didn't you say is it something being opened? Yeah, I did and she said yes it is. Oh, right. Oh. I should know that sound because I do that every night. Yeah, okay. Hey, are you going to

record another one and upload it to ZM online? Maybe. We'll get you back on tomorrow night. Let's play again. Give it a. Hey, are you going to record another one and upload it to ZM Online? Maybe. We'll get you back on tomorrow night. Let's play again. I reckon you'd make a Ripper Secret Sound, a Ripper Soundkeeper, okay? So good luck. Thanks.

$50,000 up for grabs. Thanks to Save My Bacon. If you want it, go to ZM Online. All the rules are there. If you think you can outsmart it, you can't. We've gone through everything for this, okay? But we want your secret sound, and we want it ASAP.

Thanks for saving my bacon. Offering Kiwis a safe, reliable place to borrow money online. That's our show, everybody. Thank you for joining us. Wrap the show up for the people. What was on the show today? Oh, easy. Grant had a secret girlfriend on Love Island.

Now he's trying to buy Taylor's love back. We found out there's a plane that can take you from Auckland to LA in only two hours. The Instagram questions things, it's not anonymous. If you send a rude question, the person can see who it is. We found out that the feel good dog story, a dog was returned after three months. Three months! Plus, apparently I'm getting a perm.

That was my favourite part of today's show, was when the people have voted yes to you getting a perm. Mate, you're a pioneer. It's a perm for the people. I don't know who I'm more mad at, you or the people. I thought the people at least could see sense.

Don't be mad at either of us. When you get a perm and you look like Justin Timberlake and you'll be swarving around. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm not going to look like Justin Timberlake. I'm going to look like Little Dicky. Or Betty White. Georgia takes control of the stat chart next. No Cam Mansell tonight so you can get your votes in. Georgia, just as hot. Georgia takes control of the stat chart next.

No Cam Mansell tonight so you can get your votes in. Georgia, just as hot. Georgia. Just as hot as Cam Mansell. Oh, hotter, I think. God, the night show's just getting hotter and hotter. Georgia should get a perm. See you tomorrow, everybody.

Bree and Clint. Bye. you