ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 19th 2018

Episode Date: July 19, 2018

Marmite or Vegemite?Free deodorant on public transport? What are you hiding from your partner?The Deep Heat is back....What's The Plot?Clint is getting the perm! But with a twist...The Avocado HeistClint's 'Boat News' UpdateSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Kia ora New Zealand, 4 o'clock. Brie and Clint, your brand new drive home here. Hello mate. Hello mate. How good is that news just before? You know how Wellington had the whale in its harbour last week Yeah near the beehive Yeah So Auckland Never to be outdone by anybody

Now have just claimed That we've got multiple whales In our harbour Have they been seen Apparently Apparently there are Multiple blue whales So they've gone for

Literally the biggest whale They've gone Oh did you get a southern right whale Did you Well we've got like Five blue whales up here, so suck on that, Wellington. Suck on that. Oh, it's like that annoying person that's always trying to do the one-up. Yeah, well, I've got this.

Yeah, well, my dad's got a spaceship. Look, I hope we do. I hope we do have whales. That'd be awesome if we do. I thought you meant because I went for a swim down there earlier. You won't remember this, Bree, but in 2012, New Zealand was faced with a crisis, which we referred to as Marmageddon. I feel like this happens in New Zealand a lot.

When I first got here, there was a fan shortage. Oh, every summer we have a fan shortage. Yeah. And then every winter we have a heater shortage. I went out to buy a heater. Oh, no, heater shortage. Yeah, it's like we haven't figured out that the seasons get hot and cold. But also, where's your fan from last year?

Like, as it's getting to winter and people are going, it's not cold anymore, it's not hot anymore, I better get rid of this fan. And they're throwing away the fan. They're not disposable, people. Because they're cheap. Hold on to your fan. Anyway, Marmageddon was a Marmite crisis.

It happened after the Christchurch earthquake. The factory that produced Marmite was based in Canterbury. And we ran out of Marmite, baby. It was a big deal. People were raiding supermarket shelves. They were selling jars of Marmite on Trade Me for $5,000. I read that. There was people fighting over it and trying to buy $800 jars.

So there's a study out today that suggests that the Marmageddon crisis could be the reason that Marmite is so popular now. Right. So like spiked in interest. Yeah. They reckon that the mere thought of restricting food can trigger people's cravings and then overeating. Like think about it when you go on a diet and you cut out sugar.

What's the first thing you feel like? Sugar. No, I just feel like sugar all the time. Yeah, I know. But if you say to yourself, like, dry July, you say, no beersies for a month. Just makes you think about it constantly. Just makes you think about it constantly. Literally, it's like, oh, diet's easy.

Just don't think about candy. And then you're like, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy. And you're like, brain, think about something else. Candy, like candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy and you're like brain think about something else candy candy candy candy so this is another conspiracy theory that the marmite shortage may have been the greatest marketing campaign for marmite of all time that's so interesting because i mean look at caramilk oh yeah caramilk same thing you restrict the flow you say it's limited edition and people go nuts for the stuff. Same business principle as KFC's Hot and Spicy. They're like, it's here for a limited time.

Guys, it'll be back very shortly. Very, very shortly. This is how they get you every single time. It's like the, what's the double up? What's the double up at KFC? Double down. The double down. Double up.

That's a heart attack waiting to happen. Double up. You're right. It should be called a double up. A double up. It's called a double down. Double up. That's a heart attack waiting to happen. Double up. You're right. It should be called a double up. A double up. It's called a double down. Limited edition. Yeah, so if you find yourself craving Marmite,

just know that that may be a hangover from the time when you couldn't get Marmite and your body's going, oh, baby, I need that sweet, sweet Marmite. I know people are going to judge me for this, but I've never had Marmite. You've never had Marmite. So I can't relate. I'm a Vegemite gal. I grew up on Vegemite. Oh, don't doite gal I grew up on Vegemite Oh don't do this I love me some Vegemite

Don't do it You know this is tribal right I'm a happy little Vegemite mate You know I always thought that this was Just regional I thought you guys in Australia love Vegemite And we love Marmite But nah

There's a bunch of Kiwis who love Vegemite too I think it's skewed here in New Zealand You're either a Marmite person or a Vegemite person. I don't know. I get a real 50-50 from Kiwis. I'm going to go out, and this is strong language. I hate Vegemite. When was the last time you had Vegemite?

I had Vegemite once. It was yuck. Tastes like sugar spread. No. There's more sugar in Marmite. Piss off. There's more sugar in Marmite. There's more sugar in Marmite. Piss off. There's more sugar in Marmite. There's more sugar in Marmite, mate.

You take that back. There is. You take that back. It's a proven fact. This culture is built on Marmite. You know the all-black jerseys? You know how they get them so black? Marmite.

Really? Marmite. It's in our blood. I haven't tasted it, so I can't, you know, but I do love Vegemite. Do you want to do a snap poll? A Marmite versus Vegemite snap poll? Put it to bed once and for all snap because this does get people this does get people passionate yeah what are you passionate about vigi might or marmite we'll we'll look we'll

play two songs and should we gather as many votes as we can yeah and the loser has to heat eat a whole jar of their favorite you can text your votes to 9696, or you can call us. Better if you call us, in fact. Call us right now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Vegemite or Marmite? Oh, just some basic radio for your Thursday. Oh, yeah. It's real normie. But if you call and say Promite, you're banned from the show.

You're out. We are conducting one of the most basic polls of all time. And you may look at it cynically and go, oh, find something better to talk about. But no, we will not. We will settle this this afternoon. It's the debate that stops the nation. Officially.

That's what I call every debate on this show. Vegemite or Marmite? Who will win this afternoon? Can I offer you a few texts? And I have not been able to go through them all because there have been that many. So I'm just going to give you two. Yep. what are the people saying on the text line we've asked you Vegemite or Marmite someone has come through in capital letters Marmite Vegemite eaters are basically devil worshippers and then someone's come through on your side and said Vegemite

but I also enjoy me some Promite oh get out that out. Nah, that's a Vegemite person. Get out. If you're a Vegemite person, you're also a promite person, I reckon. No, I hate promite. There are too many texts to count. Yes, we are that lazy. So what we're going to do is we're going to go through the phone calls that are here and we're going to settle it once and for all. All right, let's go to the phones.

Who are we going to first? Philippa. Hello, Philippa. Vegemite or Marmite? Vegemite, I'm sorry. Yes. Go away, Philippa. No, you don't cut off Philippa. Hello, Philippa. Vegemite or Marmite? Vegemite. Yes. Go away, Philippa. No, you don't cut off Philippa.

Nicola. I mean, thank you for your call, Philippa. We love you. Philippa. No, Nicola. Yes. Vegemite or Marmite? I love you, Philippa.

I'm Vegemite. Vegemite. Yes, queen. All right. She sounded lovely. Katrina, good afternoon and welcome to the show. Hello, Katrina. Vegemite or Marmite? Vegemite.

I know what's going on here. I love it, Katrina. Love your work. Nice work. This is rigged. The loser has to eat a whole jar of their preferred one. So you will be eating a whole jar of Marmite tomorrow. Every single one of these calls is going to say Vegemite, isn't it?

Let's go to Casey. Hello, Casey. Vegemite or Marmite tomorrow. Every single one of these calls is going to say Vegemite, isn't it? Let's go to Casey. Hello, Casey. Vegemite or Marmite? Vegemite. Yes, Casey. Weep it on top. Yes. I'm loving the producer's work right now.

Lucy, Vegemite or Marmite? Vegemite. I believe that's five for Vegemite. And let's round it out this afternoon with Adrian. Hello, Adrian. Adrian. How are you going? You've called through to say how much you love Vegemite.

No, Vegemite is pretty much the same. You don't want bacon. It doesn't really matter. I've won this afternoon. You're eating a jar of Marmite tomorrow. What is wrong with you? We just try to have a bit of fun and then you go and do...

So now I'm getting a perm and I'm eating a jar of Marmite. Mate, it could be worse. You could be eating a jar of Marmite whilst getting a perm. I mean, at least you get the perm later. It's two days in a row I've been ruined by a poll. It's a Richie Stitchy here this afternoon.

I don't know if you know this, Clint, but here in New Zealand, the government set a goal to be smoke-free by 2025. Bullshit. Yeah, I did hear that. And I read an article that said today that looking at the stats, they're not on track. Oh, you reckon? To be smoke-free.

Look at that little space outside our studio. What happens there? It's where all the smokers gather. How many people are there right now? About 15, 20? Yeah. Quite a few. We're on track, baby.

So in 2007, smoking rates were at about 18.3%. In 2018, the smoking rates have only dropped to 13.8%. So it's about a 4.5% drop. They're still good. Yeah. I mean, it's 10 years though. Yeah. For the record, as cynical as I sound, I don't support smoking, by the way.

Yeah. I'm keen for smoke-free New Zealand. But it just looks like it's not going to happen. And I mean, they've upped the price of cigarettes in 2010 from $13.46 to now $35.14. That's how much a packet of cigarettes costs. You know what we're going to end up with? What? Like an upper class elite group of people who enjoy smoking.

Cigarettes are going to become like caviar and champagne. It's so expensive. And only the rich can do it. It's crazy. Instead of cigars, they'll be having a dirty pool wall or something. I know, right? And it got me thinking about the influences that may be influencing people in our society.

Sure, okay. And working in radio, I literally thought about some of the music that we are playing here at ZM right now and young people really love and the songs that still reference smoking. Okay. So I've gathered a few of the songs that we're still playing here at ZM and are prominent among young people. Yeah.

What about Ed Sheeran, Castle on the Hill? 15 years old, smoking and rolled cigarettes. Yeah. Nah, but he was 15. He's quit now. Oh, so that's okay. He's quit. He's quit by now.

Yeah, that song's more of a cautionary tale. Ed Sheeran, massive in pop culture. People are looking up to him. What about Ellie Goulding, first time? Again, she's quite sexy. Has she? Well, she's doing it as a kid. Right.

I'm looking for the positives here, Brie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me another one. The song that's massive this year, Post Malone Rockstar. Yeah, but he's not the picture of health. Like, you don't look at Post Malone Rockstar. Yeah, but he's not the picture of health. Like, you don't look at Post Malone. Like, if you want to live a nice, healthy lifestyle. He's my role model.

Is he? Are you doing facial tats? I'm getting a face tat. Yeah, sick. Gaga, Alejandro. Wait, wait, wait, way, wait. We are not playing that song. True. That's very true.

No one is playing anything from that Lady Gaga album. What about some Kiwi artists? 660. Damn it. They said lately as well. I can't even. Yeah. And Machu's got such a nice voice too.

Don't do the smoking and drinking, Machu. Makes you want to have a cigarette. What about Mitch James, 21? Yeah, but who's smart when they're 21? No one. Stay off the durries, kids. As you get ready to catch the bus home tonight, you may be thinking about,

oh no, what if I get sat next to a smelly person? You know, you know that feeling. Mate, I know the feeling. When you get someone who has BO, and I mean like smelly for personal hygiene reasons. Not just you've had a long day, but you haven't showered for a couple of days. The worst is smelly in the morning.

Because it's like, come on, man. What are you doing? This is the time to shower. Smelly at the end of the day, maybe you had a hard day at work and maybe you can't help it. And I get that. Some days I'm like, damn, you need to shower. Yeah, yeah.

Lucky you've got your own car. There's a heat wave in Europe at the moment. So it is hot everywhere, especially on public transport. I found this weird, but apparently air conditioning on public transport is not commonplace in Europe. What? In Vienna, at the moment, the trains are up to 35 degrees inside and they have no air conditioning. That's horrible. So not only if people smell, do you have to smell them, you have to sit in the smell.

It's not even like circulating the air. Instead of putting air conditioning in, what they're doing there is they're giving out free deodorant. Yeah, but does deodorant mask the smell? I don't think so. It just kind of mixes together. Well, deodorant is meant to prevent the smell. You put it on beforehand.

Yeah, if you put it on at the end, you're just... I was telling you... You're just putting perfume slime on top of stinkiness i was telling you off air i caught a flight from brisbane to auckland a couple of weeks ago and i get on this plane and you know you're always it's always a lottery of who's going to sit next to you yeah and i was sitting in the window seat and the middle seat was free and this guy's making his way down the aisle, and he's wearing a spaghetti-like strapped singlet. What, on a plane?

On a plane. That's very casual. And he was a big dude, quite hairy. Did he have that kind of shoulder here where you've got a singlet, and it, like, parts the shoulder here? Yeah. So it sits above. He was a hairy dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he ended up sitting next to me, which is totally fine. But the guy absolutely reeked. Yeah. And it made me a bit angry because I was like, you know, you should have a bit more respect for the people that you're sitting next to. Yeah. Like, shower.

Do you think they can smell it, like people in that situation? Because that's the other thing I wonder. Are they oblivious to it? Because if you smell it that every day, then do you not notice it? I don't know. You can't do anything on a plane because you can't change your seat. But if it was a bus, what would you do? I'd probably move.

Would you? I mean, I don't want anyone to ever feel uncomfortable or bad. No, and I'm not talking about embarrassing people in public and saying to them, you stink. That's the wrong thing to do. No, I would never do that. Which is the same as the deodorant thing. If an attendant comes down the line and goes,

excuse me, sir, can I interest you in a free deodorant? That's going to be embarrassing. Kind of the same thing. Yeah. Right. Okay. Well, good luck if you're catching the bus home tonight. Look, I mentioned it before, when you have to hide something from your partner.

Or not even that you have to when you do. It's not a nice... Secret piercing. Yeah. Miniature pony fetish. No. Secret tattoo. A beard.

No, you can't hide a... How are you hiding a beard? I don't know, get crafty. I've been hiding something from Lucy, my wife. What have you been hiding from your wife, Lucy? Well got busted oh yeah you told me this oh well this isn't as exciting as a secret girlfriend no well you don't know what it is yet no i do know what it is she has gone through our internet banking i don't believe because she was suspicious of anything i was doing but she just happened to be going through our internet banking.

And she found a payment that I'd made for $80. Not at Peaches and Cream. No, not at Peaches and Cream. I actually meant to make this payment from a different account so that she wouldn't see it. Why are you being so shifty? Because I know how she'll feel about it. And I'm not proud of it. It wasn't an establishment, was it?

No, it was a payment of $80 to the New Zealand police. And she just came straight with it. I'm glad she didn't stew on it. She just came straight to it and she goes, hey, over dinner. She goes, hey, so tell me, why do we pay the police $80? And I had to tell her that I got a speeding ticket. You rebel. The reason that that's an issue

is that there's this one speed camera by our house and whenever we go past it, she says to me, slow down, speed racer. Every time. What, you need to slow down? What, you got done by that speed camera? And I got done by that.

To the point that, because when she's not in the car, I do my normal speed past it. And we're talking 10, we're talking 12 Ks, by the way. 12 Ks over the limit. So what was the speed limit and what did you get clocked at? 50 and I got done at 62.

So how much, $80? I didn't think the speed camera worked. Like it's been that long that I didn't think the speed camera worked. That's because Lucy's always in the car to remind you. So anyway, for a couple of days, I had this thing where I did the payment because the speed ticket came in and I literally took it, paid it, put the ticket in the fire. I set the ticket on fire so that she wouldn't find out about it.

What, you were that worried about Lucy finding out? Look, I intended to change my ways. Like, I've learned my lesson. Did you not want to show her because she was right? A little bit. Because you're like, yeah, I know the speed camera's there. So she in the end was right and you didn't want to be wrong. Then I had to come clean.

But in that couple of days, in that three days. And I bet Lucy, your wife, she's so cool. She would have been like, that's fine. No, no. She was all right about it. She was fine. But she knows now and it's out there. It did get me thinking though. I went three days hiding but she knows now and it's out there it did get me

thinking though i went three days hiding that ticket from her and it was stressful what are people hiding from their partner or have hidden from their partner for a decent amount of time you know have you been sitting on something that you don't want them to find out about and i'm not talking about a secret girlfriend here i'm talking about like your secret money stash under the mattress. Maybe fun things that you can't tell them about. You've been stealing money from your partner. Oh, 800-Dial-ZM.

Or you can text us on 9696 as well. What are you or were you hiding from your partner? If you're still hiding it, we're fully prepared to give you a fake name. You can be anonymous. We're fine with it. But get it off your chest to us, right? I can't wait for the secret girlfriend calls what are you hiding from your partner i've just come out of a a dark place where

i was hiding our 80 speed ticket yes 80 whole dollars for my partner for a couple of days that's my opinion too but i you know what i feel better being honest good for you mate because i've been in that position where i hid something from someone I was dating for eight months. Yeah. I started dating this surfer guy and I really, really liked him, but I wanted some common ground, so I told him that I was a surfer. You can't do that. It was in the wintertime.

It was right at the start of winter and then I managed to avoid it all through the summer. Were you planning to break up with him before summer? I don't know And then it eventually came out And it was so awkward We've asked you what you're hiding from your partner On 0800DALZM

Just before that there's a couple of texts Someone said they were hiding a motorbike from their husband But the motorbike was for him Oh that's a nice one But they put the rego in his name And so the NZTA sent the Rego to him. And then he goes, well, why don't I have Rego for a new motorbike? They always ruin it, don't they?

Someone said, I met my husband when I was 22, and he told me that we were the same age. It took him six months to tell me that he was actually 18. Oh, my God. Like, it's okay, because you got married in the end, right? That's crazy. When you're 22 to 18, it's okay, because you got married in the end, right? But... That's crazy. When you're 22 to 18, that's a decent age gap. How could you not tell? Like, when bouncers look at it, they're like, oh, I don't know.

Maybe he grew early. Rob, what were you hiding from your partner? Me? Yeah, Rob. Oh, hey, how's it going? Good, man, good. Rob, what were you hiding? So, I have quite an elaborate Star Wars Lego collection,

and I tell the missus that I win them off Facebook, where in reality I go to the store and buy it myself. How much money do you spend on it, Rob? In total, probably close to about nine grand. Oh, my God. Far out. Rob, it could be worse, though. You could be hiding the Star Wars collection altogether.

Like, at least, and I mean this in a loving way, at least she knows you're a nerd. Well, sure, they're on display in the living room, on cabinets and stuff, and the kids like playing with them. Doesn't make it better, Rob. Exactly, I just make it feel better, you know? That's awesome. And especially if the kids knew they were worth nine grand.

That's mental. Oh, this is good. Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. What are you hiding from your partner? I'm not hiding anything. My husband hid a car from me for a week. Where did he hide it?

He hid it around the corner. So when he finally confessed, I made him go and pack it up and bring it home. Right. Was it like a new car or did he spend a lot of money on it? Oh, no, not as bad as a nine grand. It was a secondhand one. It's a new car or did he spend a lot of money on it? Oh no, not as bad as a nine grand. It was a second hand one. It's a project car but more the fact

we have four cars and the rule is if you want a new car you have to sell a car. You did the mistake of you married a car guy. That old rule. No more than three cars

to a household. You have four cars now. You will have five cars by Christmas. Oh, you have five? Yeah. How rich are you um lucy oh no 800 dollars at him what are you hiding how are you good thank you uh my secret has been nearly eight years and i'm never telling my husband um our son is named after my favorite character in a like a

mills and boone hot steamy romance novel. Stop it. My man used to read those. I fell in love with this guy, and I love the name, so my son is called after a book character. Your son is named after a fictional romance character that you have a crush on. Yeah, I do. Your son's name's Alejandro, isn't it? No, not quite.

Lucy, do you think this is the same as him naming your child after his favourite porn star? No, because a porn star is real, and this is just an imaginary character. Say hello to Fabio for us, will you? One more text here before we go on. This person has said, I won some money on Lotto a few weeks ago,

enough money to buy a house in Auckland, and I haven't told the missus about it. Oh, my God. He said, I want to buy our house first with it. What, and surprise her? Yeah, and surprise her with the house rather than the money. Is that romantic? Because it could be.

It could be. All I'll say is she probably wants some say over the house that you buy i just love all the women in their car going i bet it's my husband that bastard yeah there's a good secret to keep if she finds out about the money before you tell her though it's going to be very awkward because even if you say i was gonna tell you she's gonna go yeah bullshit Very awkward. Look out. Because even if you say, I was going to tell you, she's going to go, yeah, bullshit. ZM Bree and Clint Khalid. Black tie dollar sign that's on. Oh, OTW.

On the way. Not happy with you, mate. With me? Yeah, with you. I don't see no perm on your head. The people voted for the perm if you missed it yesterday. No, we'll deal with this soon. The perm possible.

We'll talk about that just after 5.30. I don't have a perm, you're right, but there's a reason. Okay, well, I'll hear that reason very soon. We'll get to it. We'll get to that. But I just want to say thank you to the people because in the last 24 hours I've been overwhelmed with love and support from the horrific thing that happened to me a couple of nights ago where I put deep heat on my ankle because I sprained it a

couple of weeks ago and then forgot about that ended up biting my nail my tongue went numb then I forgot about it again that time of the month isn't it and what do you do when it's that time of the month you put your hands in places that you shouldn't be putting your hands when you've got deep heat on. Can I just say, can you just picture this? Why do I want to? Well, not that part, but once I've realised, once I've realised what happened,

the panic in my face to then get my shoes and pants off to get into that shower. Oh! I literally have never moved so fast in my life and having used deep heat for a sports injury that has traveled to different parts of the body before moving is the worst bit oh like moving at a frantic pace friction doesn't help friction invigorates the heat it's worse and let's just say i thanked the Lord that I had a retractable shower head because it was bad. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was bad. Go sit in a bucket. It was bad. Well, that would have been a good idea too. Go pop yourself in a bucket of ice water. I couldn't believe because we posted a video of me at our Bree and Clint Facebook page when I was in pure panic talking about it. And I couldn't believe.

You're very honest on it. Like very. I like to be honest, mate. These things happen. It's a warts and all retelling of the situation. People get a laugh out of how much of a mess my life is. Nah. Well, yeah. Yeah.

I think what you did though, because yesterday I think I was still in shock. Now I think maybe you've connected with people. Yeah. Well, you know, those people that have had a fire crutch themselves the fire crutch experience we connected on a level yesterday clint people were writing in their stories and i thought i'd share some of the with you this afternoon okay yeah so i got a story from nathan who said a couple of years ago I was rushing for work and I picked up the deep heat instead of my instead of my toothpaste and started brushing the sensation was unbelievable I had a numb burning mouth the rest of the morning I can totally see how you do that it's the exact same

looking tube it was in a rush yeah pick it up I panic it's sitting in the same place horrible there was another one from Beth who said, I knew a middle-aged couple who late at night were doing, you know, the couple things. Yeah. And they mixed it up for a different tube. Oh. Oh.

And she ran for the shower and he ran for the bath. Oh. That's enough to put you off. Like that's enough to make you want to leave the lights on for a while. Not good, hey? You're doing it with the lights on from then on out. Justin said, we used to coat people's jock straps with the stuff right before a baseball game. No, that's not on.

We're not encouraging that. But my favourite out of the whole lot, Wendy, wrote in and said, I rubbed it all over my boyfriend's manhood as he passed out. This was after I found out he cheated on me. If you haven't met Bree, say hi, Bree. Hi. Tell the people what your special skill is. Well, I thought my special skill was being able to tell movie plot lines

really quickly. Yeah. Don't back down now. Back yourself. I haven't had a very good couple of weeks. Mate, you're two from two. It's been two weeks and you've won two games. Technically, I'm undefeated. Yeah. Don't back down now. Back yourself. I haven't had a very good couple of weeks. Mate, you're two from two. It's been two weeks and you've won two games. Technically, I'm undefeated.

Okay. Yeah, listen to her. She's getting cocky now. Do you want to take her down? Are you a movie expert? It's me against the people. Do you think you can challenge Bree's movie knowledge? I'll give you a plot.

You see if you can pick the movie. That's the whole game. Okay? Pretty simple. You just have to beat Bree. Let's play What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really Picking a movie based on just the plotline That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot Simple game I'm going to read movie plotlines And whoever answers first with the correct answer takes the point

It's best of three And you need to buzz in with your name Brie, your superpower is on the line here I always get so nervous for this time of the week and you need to buzz in with your name. Bree, your superpower is on the line here. I always get so nervous for this time of the week. Last week we had to go to tie break. My palms are sweating. You have put it out there that you know your movies,

so let's find out if you do. Playing on behalf of the people first is Charlotte. Good afternoon, Charlotte. Hello, Charlotte. Hi. Now, you back your movie knowledge? Yeah, yeah, I know quite a few. Cool.

Your buzzer is your name. Okay, I need you to say Charlotte before you give me an answer. Can you do that? Yeah. Question number one. Oh, come on. Or should I say plot number one? You should.

In 1960s Baltimore, a dance-loving teen auditions for a spot on the Corny Collins Show and wins. Buzz. Charlotte. Charlotte. Charlotte. Hairspray. Hairspray is correct. Never seen it. Well, clearly.

So I'm not upset at myself. Nice work, Charlotte. Oh, the arrogance. The pure arrogance. You just lost a point. I know, but... You know it's best of three. If you lose the next one, you're done. Okay, all right.

I get it. Representing the people next is Tanya. Hello, Tanya. Kia ora, Tanya. Hi. Your buzzer is your name. Oh, come on. Get your head in the game.

Listening carefully. A good-hearted cowboy who lives in... Bree. Bree. Brokeback Mountain? Brokeback Mountain is incorrect. Now, what this means is, is Tanya you have a chance to answer based on what I've already said okay you have a free guess here if you get it right you

take the point if you get it wrong I will continue to read the same plot okay? Okay. Have a stab in Cowboys riding at night Can I say fantastic I love you Fantastic yes But Incorrect Listening carefully I'll start from the beginning A good hearted cowboy

Bree Toy Story Toy Story is correct Yes it is What was it about What was it I just I literally

My mind just went What are the movies With cowboys in it Yeah And it went to Toy Story Yeah sorry Tanya Thank you for your second time? I literally, my mind just went, what are the movies with cowboys in it? Yeah. And it went to Toy Story. Yeah. Sorry, Tanya.

Thank you for trying. Thanks, Tanya. Hey. Thank God. I'm here to the tiebreaker. We're at tiebreaker again. Sean, it's all on you. Hello, Sean. Hi, Bree.

How are you? Good, thank you. The reputation of the people sits squarely with you. Yet to take a victory, okay? We've played twice. Bree's won twice. See if you can get one, okay? Yep. Bring it. Bring it on. Bring it on. Your buzzer is your name, Sean. Come on. okay? We've played twice. Bree's won twice. See if you can get one, okay? Yep.

Bring it. Bring it on. Bring it on. Your buzzer is your name, Sean. Come on, I need to go clean sweep. I need it loud, I need it clear, and I need it quickly. Sean, when you're ready. Movie number three.

Donna, an independent hotelier in the Greek islands, is preparing... Bree! Mama Mia! Oh, Mama Mia. Get in there, son! This is Mama Mia. Good job. Thank you, son! Good job. Thank you, Sean.

Good game. She's three from three, baby. Clint, was he going to get a perm or was he not going to get a perm? He was getting the perm. Mission Perm Possible. We heard from the people yesterday In the poll on Instagram 76% voted yes for you to get a perm

For no good reason Other than they want to see me humiliated And they heard what I said And I read out an article that said The perm's coming back into fashion And I said you need to be the pioneer Lead the way for others to get the perm. Why can't you make Cam be the pioneer?

Because Cam's hot. Hey! You're good looking too, but I just reckon you could pull it off. Yeah. And guess what? You've come into work today, no perm. No, no perm. What's going on?

You better have a damn good reason. You're talking to the people here, 76% of the people that wanted you to get a perm. Where is it? Can I just say, you sprung it on me, like you've given me very little turnaround to organise a perm for myself. Also, I organised the perm for you, can I say? The lovely people at Seville's were willing to do the perm this morning, but you've come in no perm.

This is the truth, okay? And this might sound lame. Mm-hmm. I have a very, like... Oh, here we go. I have a cool opportunity, and I can't have a perm for it. What is it?

Next weekend, Mm-hmm weekend I am I'm going to sound like a wanker saying this Next weekend I'm filming a TV show Oh you're filming a TV show You're so fancy I'm sorry we don't all have TV shows to film It's a big deal okay

It's a big deal I'm kind of a big deal No it's a big deal for me People know me I can't have a perm Why not? Because I've signed a contract not to change my look But imagine how much you'd stand out on the TV show with a perm

Not for a good reason Not for any good reason whatsoever So what are you saying? Because the people said they wanted you to get a perm You can't deny the people what they want What I'm saying is I am not going to pussy out of the perm Okay, I'll promise you that I'm saying it's filming not going to pussy out of the perm. Okay? I'll promise you that.

I'm saying it's filming next weekend. I will get a perm Monday week. Once it's all filmed and it's all done. Okay? Once we capture what we need to capture, I will get your stupid perm, but you're going to have to wait about eight days. This wasn't Clint gets to pick when he gets a perm. This was you were getting a perm for the people. It was the perm for the people Yeah

And because you're making Well the people are going to have to wait Because the people The people are going to have to wait just 8 days I think the people can wait that long They've waited this long with me not having a perm They can wait a little bit longer No they can't

We're upset Me speaking for the people We're upset that you haven't got the perm I can tell I can tell I've really hurt you So now there is consequences For you making the people wait for the perm.

What are the consequences? I believe and I think the people should pick your consequence. I'm going to give two alternatives. Either it's a perm with blonde tips. Nuh-uh. Or. Blonde tips. So not like full blondage.

No. So just the tips. Just frosted tips. Yeah. The perm with blonde tips. No. Or. Blonde tips. So not like full blondage. No. So just the tips. Just frosted tips. Yeah. The perm with blonde tips. Yeah. Or it's a perm with

racing stripes. You know those ones Cristiano Ronaldo gets? Oh shaved into the sides. Yeah on both sides. Even a zigzag on one side.

You know what I'm not going to say which one I prefer because I know whichever one I say I prefer is the one that picked the other one. The people. You know what? I'm not going to say which one I prefer because I know whichever one I say I prefer is the one that picked the other one. The people, you can have your say again on Instagram right now. Go and vote. Is it going to be a perm with blonde tips or is it going to be a perm with racing stripes?

What happened to you as a child? Like, really? What happened to you? And is this why you had to move countries? Have you burned every friend that you had in Australia? Mate, you're going to look great. You're going to look great no matter what you get. The people want what they want.

Fine. We will find out. I'm not going to influence the vote either way. Okay. Because I don't want the people to vote for the one that I don't want. I reckon you want the blonde tips. You're into it. We'll find out tomorrow.

Did you hear about the biggest heist in New Zealand this year? No. Thieves have stolen off Graham Burgess, the farmer who lives in Kaikohe, over a period of three weeks. Stop the thing. Congratulations on pronouncing Kaikohe like that. Kaikohe. You put in some real effort there.

I'm trying. I'm really trying. The cop out there would have been to go Kaikohe like that. Kaikohe. You put in some real effort there. I'm trying. I'm really trying. The cop out there would have been to go Kaikohe. Kaikohe. You're doing very well. I'm on board, mate. I'm loving it. Homai Tupaki Paki, Brianna Thomasel.

Well done. Thank you, everyone. I'm trying. I'm giving it a go. Anyway, back to the heist. Anyway, Graham has had his avocado crop raided over three weeks where thieves have stolen up to 70% of his entire crop for the year. That's gutting.

Worth $100,000. A hundred grand of avocados? A hundred grand. Well, I guess you can believe it, can't you? If avocados are $7 a pop at the supermarket. It's a lot of money. Money doesn't grow on trees, but avocados do. Literally the worst part about the whole situation.

Yeah? The avocados weren't even ripe. Oh, I've heard about this. And if you pick them too early, they never ripen, eh? Never. They just stay rock hard. That's shitty. That is really, really, that's a really crappy thing to do to somebody.

This story actually really gets me right in the avocado. Because my dad's a farmer and I grew up on an apple farm and I know how he would feel. Like that's his whole income gone for the year. Like how's he meant to survive now? True. And it brings me back to a story where I remember my brother and I used to steal from the farm next to us. Whoa, what were they farming?

So they were farming cherries. Oh, yeah, and you've got apples. Oh, my favorite fruit ever, cherries. Yeah. And I said to my brother one time, I think I was about 14, and so he would have been about 12. I said, what we can do is we can kind of dress, you know, in camouflage, jump the fence and run into the trees, and then they won't see us, and we can pick cherries and eat cherries all afternoon. What we didn't remember is that we had a crazy neighbour

who ended up coming out with a shotgun jesus firing it into the air i've never run so fast in my whole life do what you got to do to protect your cherry i guess would i do it hang on that was the one oh yeah no that was the wrong reference yesterday i made the bold claim brie that the brie and Clint show is New Zealand's leading show for aviation news. No one has more aviation news than the Bree and Clint show. When I brought you the story of the new Mach 5 Boeing jet that will take you from Auckland to Los Angeles in two hours. Two hours, mate. Two hours. Told my Uber driver.

How did he take it? He was down for it because he was from Scotland. Yeah. So he was down for that news. He wants it, right? Yeah, he was into it. he was down for it because he was from scotland yeah so he was down for that he wants it right yeah he was into it people are up for it so today i would like to expand our portfolio and um digress into uh not just aviation news but maritime news what does that mean i'm guessing it's boat news. Yeah, it's boat news. This really tickled my biscuit this morning when I read it.

I love a story like this. So a salvage team has found the remains of a Russian warship that sunk. Oh, you're in. Is it treasure? It's a treasure story. I mean, I love that movie Fool's Gold with Matthew McConaughey. That is going to look like chump change compared to this. No way. They have found a Russian warship that sunk in 1905.

On board are thousands of boxes of gold bars. Sit down for a second. Take a breath. The gold bars on board this ship. How much? How much we talking? One hundred and ninety five billion dollars. What?

I just felt things. One ninety five billion. To put that into perspective for you because you hear billion bandied around a lot but housing crisis is gonna cost 10 billion the richest man in modern history is um jeff bezos kylie jenner's not even earning a billion not even one billion jeff bezos the most richest man in modern history he has 225 billion how much does bill gates have not that much he's got like 50 billion. Yeah. So, so, so, this is where it gets interesting.

Because I was like, finders keepers, right? Not quite. Not quite? Not quite. So the ship, which also interesting fact about the ship, the Russians sunk it on purpose. Why? So they were, it sunk off Korea.

It was during a war that they were having with i think japan at the time um and they were losing and so they said well we don't want you to get the gold bars so they sunk their own ship they sunk it on purpose they scuttled it it's not a game of battleship where you can just sink ships willy-nilly so the people looking for it are based in seoul korea okay oh my god if they find it let's quit our jobs and go like found the ship. If they raise it and they get the stuff from it, half gets given to the Russian government. Half. And what happens to the other half?

Half straight away of $195 billion. I'd be fine with getting half. 10% goes to the island where the ship is. At the moment, it goes to tourism there. 10% which leaves 40%. Island where the ship is, at the moment it goes to tourism. There, 10%. Which leaves 40%. The people who have found the ship will take 40% of the fortune, which equals $78 billion.

Billion dollars! Imagine how much garlic bread you could buy. Tonight, by the way, remember our crash course when we went to Napier Prison and we stayed in the Horn to prison? And Calvin Cruikshank was there. Yeah, I brought my mate Calvin Cruikshank along for a special treat for you so he could tell you where all the ghosts were. Well, he was on Sensing Murder. That's how he got famous.

There's a new season of Sensing Murder on TV2 tonight. Yeah, it starts tonight, 8.30 on TVNZ2. And let me just say, it's a show when I used to live by myself, I can't watch it. It scares the bejesus out of me. It's too mech-y for you. Oh, it scares me. If you're a ghosty kind of person and that's your jam, well, there's a brand new season, like we said, TV NZ2 tonight.

Other than that, there's giant sumo wrestling going on outside our window, which is a weird thing to happen, but it happens when you work in a place like this. You get so sweaty in those suits. I'm going to Kendrick tonight. If you're going, see you there. All right, mate. like this. You get so sweaty in those suits. I'm going to Kendrick tonight. If you're going, see you there. All right, mate. Stop rubbing it in. Oh, did I tell you I'm going to Kendrick?

Sit down, mate. Be humble. Bye. See you later, everybody. See you tomorrow.