ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 20th 2018

Episode Date: July 20, 2018

Should Bree put in $200 for a joint birthday present?Clint eats a jar of VegemiteHave you ever had a tip this big?We find out if who's in a polyamorous relationshipIt's confirmed! Clint is getting the perm done by a VERY special guest...Clint talks about the awkward moment at Kendrick Lamar's AKL concertBree has received some very scary messagesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turn that light off! Show commencing in 5... The baby's crowning and you've got to shoot that 8 pound watermelon out! And we're away. Ladies and gentlemen, we are racing! Jazzy, huh? Sexy! And Clint! On to him!

Kia ora New Zealand and happy Friday afternoon! I'm swimming into the weekend, mate! Freestyle! Congratulations, that's some real live recreation you're doing, too. If you were a swimmer, what stroke would you do? Backstroke, so I could... Oh, not backstroke. Yeah, backstroke, you can take your time. Just chill out.

And water goes in your ears. By the way, we were just having a Bebe Rexha laugh impersonation competition. We have done a video with Bebe, which is on our Facebook page at the moment, where Bree gets a whole bowl of baked beans tipped over her head. Yeah, that was a fun day. I literally got into the shower and I was scooping baked beans out of my ear. Yeah, she said she had to flick. Literally flicking beans out of my ear, mate.

Give me your best Bebe Rexa laugh. It's not bad, actually. yours she was great she was very good value if you want to see that video it's on our instagram and our facebook you can search brie and clint i'm next though you're in a bit of a tizzy today i'm a bit annoyed i've got a birthday present dilemma i feel like birthday presents when you're an adult do you have to buy them for everyone? I'm going to say no. Wow, it's contentious. I'm not happy.

I need your help and I need the people's help. So I've got a bit of dilemma at the moment. A big dilemma. My mate messages me on Facebook and she says, Oh, hey, just wanted to see how much you want to put in for Pagan, who's my other friend that I haven't seen or talked to in three years. Just wanted to see how much you wanted to put in for Pagan, who's my other friend, that I haven't seen or talked to in three years. Just wanted to see how much you wanted to put in for Pagan's 30th birthday present. Hang on.

We're all putting in $200 onto a voucher. Let me know if I can put you down for $200. Hang on. All right. I need some details. $200. How many people? I don't know.

You're one of you don't know how many. I'm one of many, I think. Even if you're one of one, a $200 voucher is a pretty great present. Right. How long? You said three years since you've seen Pagan. Maybe I'm exaggerating. It might be two years.

Do you miss her? Yeah, she was a good mate of mine. Did you get her a birthday present last year? No. Did she get you a birthday present last year? No, I don't think she's ever gotten me a birthday present. You ever gotten her a birthday present? No. Oh, great time to birthday prison last year? I don't think she's ever gotten me a birthday prison. You ever gotten her a birthday prison? No.

Oh, great time to start at her 30th. And I know it's a big birthday, 30th birthday present, but like the last time I spoke to her was probably, oh, six months ago, a year. I've got another important qualifying factor. Yeah. Are you going to her birthday? No.

Oh, no, stuff off. I'm not going to her birthday. I'm not seeing her on her birthday. But my friend has messaged me saying, we're all doing this. Oh, no, rack off. No, no, no. I got into a similar situation like this once. I got trapped in a birthday club cycle where everybody was drafted into a birthday club

and anybody could join the birthday club, anybody at all. And you had to put in a certain amount of money for that person's birthday. And all it was was a big roundabout. And then when it came around to your birthday, you got all the money that you put in back. So what's the point? Oh, what? So you just get money? No, you can get a voucher or whatever you want.

A voucher, can I just say, is the worst present you can give to someone. It's literally giving them money and saying you can only spend it here. I'd rather get a voucher than a hard object that I didn't want, you know? That's true. At least with a voucher you can buy what you want, but I don't understand what you mean. $200? We're putting in $20 per person. $200.

She said, if you want to put in less, that's fine. Just let me know. But we'll put it on the card that you put in less. Probably. I felt really awkward. Were you part of like a group chat where everyone was in there at all? No. Because then if you put in less, say, hey, love the sentiment.

I'll put in a 50. Love pagan. Can't make it there. Things are a bit tight. And I do love pagan. But you don't know what's being said about you after that. Guys, Brie only put in a 50. How cheap is she?

What's wrong with Brie? And then I'm like, are you just asking me for $200 and saying it's going on a voucher and then just giving her a $200 voucher and saying it's from both of us? That's another very good point. I don't know what's happening. Although, although, let me devil's advocate this for a second. She's doing something nice for your friend who's turning 30 Would you like this done for you? I would love that

Yeah It'd be great It's gotta start somewhere To be honest I would rather These things don't happen Like big extravagant acts of kindness Don't happen unless someone takes the ball by the horns and organises it I'm someone who I don't care about materialistic things though

I would rather get a visit from that person, though. I would rather them come visit me. Who would rather buy a $700 leather jacket than get car insurance? Both materialistic things. I don't know. What do you think? Should I put in the $200? Because I've already done one of the options.

You've already made your decision. I've already made... Well, she literally bullied me. If you've done it, let's options. You've already made your decision. I've already made... Well, she literally bullied me. If you've done it, let's see if you've done the right thing. Let's open it right up. Let's get a group collective vote of conscience as to whether you've done the right thing.

Okay. 0800 dials... Maybe you've been in this situation. Should I say what I've done or should I keep it a secret? Wait, wait, wait. And then you can tell if you've done the right thing or not afterwards.

And we'll tell if you're lying. Here we go. 0800 dials at M. And then you can tell if you've done the right thing or not afterwards. Oh, God. And we'll tell if you're lying. Here we go. 0800DIALS.M, what do you want to know? I want to know, would you be putting in the $200 for a friend that you haven't seen, you've never exchanged birthday presents before? On her 30th, though. It is a big one, I know, mate.

And you haven't been investing in the friendship for three years. So I've got a friend dilemma. My mate messaged me on Instagram On Facebook sorry And she said We're all putting in for our mate Pagan's birthday It's her 30th We're all putting in $200

For a voucher Yeah Where's the voucher for by the way? It's for a four wheel driving place She's into camping and stuff So she's got a four wheel drive I don't know By headlight or something Get a hell of a four wheel drive She might get a four-wheel drive. I don't know. Buy a headlight or something.

Get a hell of a four-wheel drive. She might get a whole four-wheel drive with $200 per person. Pretty much. And I was like, I haven't seen her for a couple of years. I don't really talk to her all that often. She was a really good mate of mine and she still is. But I was like, $200. Not $200 good though.

I was like, she's never bought me a birthday present. Here's a good test. How much did you spend on your mum's birthday? Last birthday, I spent $300 on my mum. Oh, okay. Yeah. We have some callers here. You've already made your decision.

I've made my decision. And we're going to the people to try and find out if you've made the right decision. Okay. Just before we get there, there's a few texts for you here. Someone said, $200. I don't even get that from my own family. Someone said, no way, maybe $'t even get that from my own family. Someone said, no way, maybe 50 bucks? 50 I could do.

If you wanted to be included? To be honest, you could do 20. It should be put in what you want. It's the thought that counts, right? And then another text is my favourite. Nope, no, nah, not happening. So 200 bucks for a group present. Karen, what should Bree do?

I think if you were going to the party, sure But as you're not, hell no Yeah, I'm not even reefing the benefits of the free alcohol, Karen Yeah, no, I think, let's face it $200 could buy you a pair of new shoes And let's be real, it's all about me $200 could buy Pagan a nice pair of shoes too Ben, what do you reckon?

No way. Petrol costs way too much. That's very true. And I need petrol at the moment. Well, so does Pagan for her four-wheel driving experience. How much would you put in, Ben? Minimum $50 just to be nice. She's been a good friend.

If you want to be real generous, $100. But no, that's even putting it personally. $100. That's good advice. $100 is so much money. It is a fair amount, isn't it? I don't think I'd spend $100 on my best mate's birthday. Oh, nah, I might. You would. But only if

I was going to see him. His 30th. Oh, 30th. Yeah. I think I missed his 30th. Hey, Matt. Hello, Matt. Hey, how's it going, guys? What do you reckon? Bree's already made a decision, but if it was you, $200 been called on for a group present for a friend's 30th, haven't seen the friend for three years, won't be at the party, what would you do?

Bree, you've totally made an amateur mistake. You go back and you say, I'm so sorry, I've already purchased a present. There you go. That is genius. That's brilliant, Matt. I love that. Brilliant.

And one more. Hannah, what would you do? God, it was so angry listening to it. Oh, my goodness. I was in the car shaking going, oh, I need to call. I need to call. If you do it, girl, you are insane. I've got my best friend next plan.

I absolutely love her, but she ain't getting $200 from me. And I love that you're good enough friends with her, Hannah, that you can be honest and be like, I buy new that. Hannah, how much is she worth? My friend? Yeah. Oh, the world. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You said she's not worth $200. How much is she worth? No, I never said that. I want to spend $200. Hannah. My love for her is enough. I know that. I know that.

Oh, I like that, Clint. Her love is enough. But I want to figure. Her friendship. It's her 30th birthday how much is her present well she's um past 30 so i don't have to worry about that you are you should be a politician well done um we do need to find out what you did that's a group consensus no no no no no what did you do so and i was pressured she was like you need to make a decision now we're purchasing the gift card.

You need to tell me now. And so I panicked and I thought, compromise, I'll put in $100. Pfft, idiot. Yesterday, how basic was our poll on do you like Vegemite or Marmite better? It blew up though. Oh, it went off. Get the people going. Went nuts.

And you thought that I rigged it. Yeah, you 100% rigged it. I didn't rig it. I wasn't out there on the phones. You rigged it. The producers. Here's a behind the scenes for you this week. This is how the show's operating.

Bree and I, obviously, hit the cold face. Then behind the scenes, our producer team, which normally consists of Ellie and Ben, one male, one female. We have balance. This week, Ben's away sick.

I am surrounded by girls and I am being ganged up on, okay? Yeah, you russes! Hashtag me too, okay? Hashtag me too. Oh, come on, mate. You'll be fine. You rigged it.

You'll be fine. There was a lot of votes for Vegemite. Take a listen. Vegemite. I love you, Vegemite. Vegemite. Nice work. This is rigged.

Casey. Hello, Casey. Vegemite or Marmite? Vegemite. Vegemite. Nice work. This is rigged. Casey. Hello, Casey. Vegemite or Marmite? Vegemite. Vegemite. I believe that's five for Vegemite. And let's round it out this afternoon with Adrian. No, definitely Marmite.

See, there was one Marmite. Yeah, congratulations. Well done. Of course, I said Marmite's better. Because we said... And I stand by that. The loser was going to have to eat a lot of one of the products in 30 seconds. Did we say that?

I don't remember us saying that. It's on the audio, mate. It's on the audio. Unfortunately, we haven't been able to find any Marmite. So, Marmageddon is actually a real thing. We've only been able to find Vegemite. This is an even bigger kick in the teeth. You're going to make me eat the one that I hate the most.

Do you want me to do it because it's Vegemite? I'm willing to prove my friendship to you. Do you think I'm going to give you that privilege of becoming the martyr of this situation and taking the punishment?

No, I do not want you to eat it. I will do it. How much do I have to eat? No, no, no more. How much do I have to eat and how long do I have? 30 seconds. 30 seconds.

And you've got a teaspoon there. Okay, if you thought yesterday's radio was basic with the poll, wait till today's radio where I literally eat Marmite on the radio. I hope you're happy. All right, are you ready to go? Yes. Three, two, one, start the timer.

Get into that Vegemite, Clint. Oh, it's thick. Oh, well, that's a little spoonful. You're going to have all of your salt intake. Well, that was a very long 30 seconds, wasn't it? That was only 10 seconds. Start the timer again. Start it again.

Take another teaspoon. He's really struggling. Oh, that would be actually horrific. It tastes like... Less talking, more eating. You got one more in you. One more teaspoon. I feel sick.

How's my teeth? They look black. I've had enough. I'll pay that. You did well. I don't know. How did it taste? Salty.

A bit like you're going to with me salty brie ever been given a big tip i have been tipped hell yeah who by um anybody famous oh some amateur rappers oh yeah yeah i lived in america anybody we'd know uh probably not no it was a while ago when I lived in America. Anybody we'd know? Probably not. No, okay. It was a while ago when I lived in America. How much were you talking? I worked at a nightclub. Oh, yeah, yeah. And because I was Aussie.

Were you a dancer? A couple of nights a week, but not every night. And because I was Aussie. She's a bad girl with a bad habit. A bad habit for dancing. That was a great rendition. Carry on. Yeah, yeah.

I'm more interested in what the tip was. Yeah, and because of my accent, I think I used to get tipped more frequently than the other waitresses. What, they like that accent over there? Yeah, they didn't mind it actually. How much did you get? I think my biggest was about $500. Oh, big tip. Yeah.

Big tip. But that's the only money I was earning, because I was earning like $3 an hour. Cristiano Ronaldo, the football player who left the World Cup very early, arguably the best player in the world, arguably. He's pretty good. Has just left a very big tip at a luxury Greek resort Where he was staying Post World Cup To get over everything

Did it say how long he stayed there for? Um No I think he's only just left So he may have been there for two weeks Okay He left a cheque For the hotel staff

For $34,000 Oh Wow $34,000 I Oh! Wow. $34,000. I wonder why 34 and not 35. Well, actually, he left 17,850 euro. Wow. So translates to 34K New Zealand dollars.

He asked that the check be split evenly amongst hotel staff. He said he had a fantastic time and that he would like all the staff to benefit from it. When I hear that, I say, all the staff? Did they all help you? Maybe not. What about the ones on holidays? Yeah. That's incredible, though.

They've won a bit of it, though. 34K. You've got to bear in mind, though, he's just signed a new deal to play for Osama Football Club. And he's going to be earning $50 million a year. $50 million a year? He's the third highest paid athlete in the world behind Floyd Mayweather and Lionel Messi,

who's another football player. What about LeBron's contract that he just signed? Nah, LeBron's is like $140 million over four years, I think. So $50 million a year. Yeah. So let's just say... Oh good, are you doing maths? Yeah.

I'm not good at this stuff, so I'm glad you're doing it. That's nearly a. Okay, well, that's not that hard to figure out. I was going to say, it's nearly a million dollars a week. We are going to talk right now about someone we met at our work who is in a polyamorous relationship. It was interesting because we were all gathered for a meeting. Yes. It was in a boardroom.

Yes. And we were all talking about going out on the weekend. And he said, I haven't been out in six years and you and i were like why not like he's not that old he wasn't that old like why aren't you going out and he goes oh i just don't have any time i've got two girlfriends what we just met you mate and then we don't even know we don't even know your name yet i did i couldn't help it but i thought he was joking and i was like oh good one no not joking i read i read it on his face i knew he wasn't joking and it was so awkward when you laughed well you could have told me i was like i don't know what you can't control i asked him three times if he was being

serious it straight away he put it out there so what what are you going to do? Not talk about it? No. We asked every question. So he has two girlfriends. You said, do they know about each other? Yes. And he said, yes, they do. My next question was, have they met each other? And he said, never.

No, they haven't. Do they want to meet each other? No. Apparently not. They have no intention of meeting each other. He said no. So he has these two lives with these two women that he's completely up front about

but there's no crossover. Because I was thinking like in a polyamorous relationship do you guys sometimes like group date? Or do you do like... Some polyamorous relationships do. Some do. Do you have Christmas about? Yeah. Because you know when you have a partner and there's Christmas you sort of do year about at each parents. You go this year we'll do my parents next year

we'll do your parents if you've got two girlfriends what do you have to go my parents girlfriend one's parents girlfriend two's parents my and at like his house do they each have a drawer like I don't understand do they each have a toothbrush at his place what if he gets to the point of the relationship where one of them wants to live together? They go, look, we've been dating for five years now. We're ready to take the next step in our relationship. Do you move in with that one, but not the other one? And then do you have to break up with the other one? What if you move in with both of them, but they still don't have to meet each other, so you live in different houses? Do you have to pay rent in two houses

because you live at that house and you also live at that house? Isn't one partner enough? God, I struggle to make one happy. What happens on Valentine's Day? You split it in half. That's what happens. Or you do Valentine's Day with one of them and then the next day you have another Valentine's Day. Yeah, but who's the sucker who gets... Yeah, well, they rotate. It feels like there's a lot of give and take from the girl's perspective.

Do you know what i mean obviously they need to be okay with he's a busy man but they are sacrificing a lot but maybe they're independent and they like that he's caught up most of the time or some of the time i just thought that he he must be a hell of a guy to keep two women must have a ripping good personality. Real big one. We obviously are coming at this from a position of ignorance. We don't understand the culture. This is the modern day. Don't you love the saying?

It's 2018, mate. Well, I guess Grant from Love Island was in a polyamorous relationship, wasn't he? Yeah, but Taylor didn't know about it. No, so that's the difference. So that's different. So we did Google this. The difference is it's only polyamorous if everybody involved is aware of what's going on. That's what makes it polyamorous and not just an affair. And they're all in agreeance.

Is there anybody listening this afternoon who's polyamorous? Of course there would be. Okay, no, no. Is there anyone listening this afternoon who's willing to talk to us? I'd love to hear from the people. We will keep you anonymous if you want. Educate us. Educate Clint and I.

Yeah, and we'll try and be respectful with the conversation, but you've got to understand, we are curious. It's very interesting. How many people are you in a relationship with? And I don't mean just you're dating random people. You've got to be truly polyamorous.

You've got to have real life relationships going on. I'm single. I can't even get one person. I'm sure we can find you a prize too if you're willing to have an honest chat with us. Come on. This afternoon. 0800 DALZATM

or you can text through on 9696. You're sharing yourself with all of them. Share yourself with us. Five o'clock. And the topic this afternoon is Ju-hu-hu-hu-si. We are talking about polyamory We met someone the other day who is in a polyamorous relationship

And I made an idiot of myself Because I had to ask a few times Are you being serious? No really are you sure? No you sure though And he was like no pretty sure I've got two girlfriends Polyamory is when you're in a relationship with multiple people And everybody is aware of what's going on girlfriends polyamory is when you're in a relationship with multiple people and everybody

is aware of what's going on um we have been flooded with texts basically questions and people who have had experiences um someone said my friend is married and has a boyfriend okay all three of them hang out together quite often she also had a girlfriend for a while at one stage. Right. So she's the kingpin. Okay. So she's the queenpin. She's running the show.

She's the queen bee that lives in the hive that all the other bees buzz around. Literally. You know there's a show on Netflix that's about this. It's called You, Me and Her. Oh, okay. It's about a polyamorous relationship. Is it real though? No, it's not real. Let's go real because we have someone on the phone who, for privacy reasons, is not going to use a real name.

We're going to go with Tash, yeah? Yeah, hi. Hi, Tash. Thank you for calling us, first of all. Are you polyamorous? Yes. Whoa. And what does that mean for you, Tash?

Like, do you see multiple people all at the same time and you all hang out or do you just have multiple partners? Just two partners. You personally have multiple partners? Just two partners. You personally have two partners? Yes. How many partners do your partners have? None. So you're running the show. Are you married in any of these relationships?

No. How do you make it all work? Because logistically, it seems like a nightmare. We started as like no strings attached kind of thing. But then we started getting feelings for each other. So then, yes, I told the other guy about the other guy and they were pretty cool about it. Is this your first time?

Yes, this is the first time. So the guys that you're seeing Are not polyamorous, right? They are just in a relationship with you Yes Do they ever get jealous? No, they don't I mean, they ask about the other person as well Like, how was your date with the other guy?

Or what did you guys do? And stuff like that Do they get competitive? Like, do you play them off against each other? Do you say like, well, he actually got me this gift So, balls in your court no no we just uh play by the air pretty much most of the time but uh it's fun you get you get a bit of both the walls kind of thing yeah yeah yeah so you get the best of both worlds because obviously one guy provides something for you in a relationship and

the other one provides something else. Exactly. It's like a combination of a whole package but divided into two. Are they... I get half of this... You're having your cake and you're eating it too, Tash. Are they quite... Are they quite different types of guy? Like, do you have like...

I don't know. Do you have like a tradie and then like a businessman or... I've got a chef and a tradie. Not a tradie but like a managerial kind of thing. Perfect. So one cooks for you and one organises stuff

for you. I see what you're doing. You're just covering all your bases. Tash, are you open to more partners? No.

Not at this stage. I mean, if something goes highway with this too, maybe I will think about it but for now

I'm quite happy because one provides me the comfort and pleasure as well. And the other one provides me with another sort of comfort and pleasure. Yeah, all right. Damn. You're a busy gal. Who are you seeing tonight?

The chef? I'm seeing the second dude today. Okay. And I'm sorry, I'm going to just get all my questions out because this is fascinating. Does it involve a lot of pre-planning? Do you have a calendar and a schedule and do they have to put a star on when they want to see you? Request a booking?

Oh, kind of, but we've set a few days for each of them. So a couple of days is for the first one and the other couple of days is for the other one. I might have a day off kind of thing, like not see either of them. Yeah. So it depends on my mood as well.

Hayley called us before and asked if we could ask whoever we got this question. How long did it take before you told the guys about your situation or brought it up? How long were you seeing them

before you brought it up? Two months. Two months. Interesting. It is fascinating. It was because the first when we hooked up, it was just casual. We had an agreement

that it's just fun, no strings attached. But then once feelings started getting involved, then we told each other. Last question. Have they ever met each other? No. Do they have any desire to meet each other? No.

Is it better if they never meet each other? Yes. Okay, very good. Keep them very far apart, Tash. Unless you're like, oh, I'm too busy. You guys fight it out to the death. Winner gets me. Hunger Games style.

Tash, you're an incredibly open and honest person and we appreciate your call this afternoon. Have you ever shared a Spotify account with someone? I have a family pass. Oh, you've got a family pass. Yeah. One of my mates gave me her login years ago and we kind of share a Spotify account on different phones.

Oh. What, so there's a paid account? Yeah. Can't only one of you use that at a time? So only one person can be using it at one point. Do they live in the UK or something so they're on a different time zone to you? No, they're in Australia. Oh.

And we would constantly have battles because there'd be times where she'd be using it so I couldn't use it. But then I get. How cheap are you guys? It's like $14. It's her account so I'm the cheap one. Oh, one of those. But the other night. Like the one person who pays for the Netflix that 19 people are using.

I use my mum's. If you're that person, you're the true hero. Yeah. You know, I hope you get a great birthday present. I'm killing it. Anyway, the other night I was in my room and I was using the Spotify account. And then all of a sudden, the Spotify account has changed song. So I knew instantly that she started controlling the music.

Because it's a log in you take control type thing right? Exactly. The most recent person in is in control. Exactly right. And I had it playing through my speaker in my room and we started to have a conversation through song. Oh I love this. So this is how it went. I was playing Aladdin

A Whole New World. A whole new world A new fantasy. What just for fun or? I like to sing along. A Whole New World. What, just for fun or? I like to sing along. Sure, okay, yeah. She then changed the song to this. I see what she's done there.

That's good, yeah. So then I fired back with some Meghan Trainor. My name is no, my sign is no, my number is no. You need to let it go, you need to let it go, need to let it go. So she then decided to play a bit of this. Who you are, don't want you back. We all remember that song and what it stands for. I love that song. So good, right? So then, of course, I played the only song you can play after that song, Frankie.

If You Write Back. If You Write Back. I was Team Amon, by the way, not Team Frankie. Were you? Yeah. I liked both the songs. They were great. Yeah. She then had no comeback. I liked both the songs. They were great. Yeah.

She then had no comeback. I didn't hear anything. Oh, she gave up. Nothing from her. Yeah. So I finished it off with a bit of this. Yeah. I like it.

I like it. I like it because it's petty. It's creative. However, I have a spare spot in my family past. Do you want in? Yeah, she actually cancelled my account. Mission Perm Possible. If you've been following the thrilling story of

will Clint Roberts get a perm or not this week, we've got an update. You don't have a perm yet. No, I don't. And you told us some stupid excuse yesterday. I have an opportunity that could get me off this show. He's hosting Family Feud here in New Zealand. I'm doing a TV show and I can't have a perm, okay?

Yeah, but what if you did have a perm on the TV show? You'd stand out. I'll get your perm. I will get your perm. You just have to wait a week. Okay. And I said to you yesterday that because you're making the people wait,

it's a little bit unfair. Well, it's a little bit unfair that I have to get a perm, but fine. Well, don't have a cry. You don't have a cry. I'm not having a cry. I'm getting a perm.

Mate, the results are in. Because we said there's a consequence because you can't get it straight away. We have to compromise on something. Yeah, you said frosted tips or racing stripes on the side of my head. Now, I don't know the results of this. I would love

to know what you would prefer. Can I say what I'd prefer now? Say what you would prefer. No, no, because I need to know the voting's closed. The voting is now closed. Do we have a result? We've got a result. Where has the result been taken from?

It's been taken from Instagram. Taken from Instagram. Our Instagram, at Brian Clint. I would prefer frosted tips. Because I can shave them off.

That's true. Whereas racing stripes, I need to wait for them to grow out. The votes are in. Yeah. They've been counted. Yeah. 80% has swayed one way. Yeah.

Frosted tips it is! I don't know if that's worth celebrating. So you're winning! You got what you wanted! I now truly am going to look like early 2000s Justin Timberlake. And he's hot. It'll be great. It'll be such a conversation starter.

Maybe I should get the ear piercing as well. How many people have come up to you this week? A lot. And I've said this before. It's Chinese whispers. They haven't heard us talking about it. They've just heard through the grapevine that I'm getting a perm. And they say to me, bro, why do you want a perm?

Yeah, but isn't it nice having all that attention and people wanting to know why you're getting a perm? It's not the attention that I crave. Anyway, I thought, you know, you're a bit worried about it and I want to put your mind at ease and I thought I should get an expert on the show, someone who's got years of experience. And I thought, who do I know that's been in the hairdressing industry for a long time? Oh, my mum. Mama Di's on the phone.

Hello, Mama Di. Good afternoon, guys. Good afternoon. I'm so excited. Why? I can't wait to see you clint with the perm. Mama Di, Bree reckons it's coming back into fashion. I didn't know you were a hairdresser, but in your opinion,

is a male perm really coming back into fashion? Oh, big time. It's all over Australia here. In country Queensland, every guy's rocking around with a perm and a pair of R.M. Williams boots. My word, the flares are still in in Sandor. Mum, how long since you've done a perm on someone? Oh, it's been a little while, but I reckon I could come over there and do Clint.

You want to do me? My word. Don't use those words, Mum. Mum, I've talked to Ross Boss. He said if you're willing to do it, we will fly you over to perform the procedure on Clint, the perm for the people. No problem. You know what, Mama Di, in all seriousness, I'd rather you did it. I'd rather you did it because at least I get to meet you then.

At least there's one silver lining in this. Can you stop hitting on my mum? No, this is about me and your mum now. Actually, I'll turn Bree off. It's just me and you now, Mum and I. I turn my mic back on. Here I am. Yeah.

Just remember one thing, though. Yeah, yeah. When you're getting it done, the smaller the roller, the tighter the curl. That's what I've always said, girl. A big roller's overrated. Am I right? This conversation went south real quick. Big rollers, what are you compensating for, eh?

I like a nice, small... All right, it's going too quick. Big rollers. What are you compensating for, eh? I like a nice, small... All right, it's going too far. Tight curls. I do need a bit of time, a bit of grace. You free Monday week for a perm, Mumadai? No problem. Okay, thank you very much. We will take a tight curl perm.

Thank you, Mum. Is that Lock It In? Yep, but GT stripes. Mum's going to do the stripes on you too. No, no stripes. We're doing blonde, okay? Thanks again, New Zealand. Thanks for everything so far.

Great start to the new show. You're welcome. You're welcome. I just want you to know one thing. What? Payback is a bitch. Bring it on, baby. Friday afternoon, that feels good.

You know what a lot of people are gearing up for tonight? Kendrick. Kendrick Lamar, New Zealand, round three. It's the last show on his whole tour. I went and saw him in Auckland last night at Spark Arena. It is the fourth time that I've seen Kendrick Lamar play live. Oh, well, don't rub it in our faces, mate. I feel like I've got good perspective on the show, though.

So sit down. Be humble. He made a very, very embarrassing mistake in his show last night. Yeah, what happened? Well, I kind of feel for him. And then at the same time, I'm actually a little bit pissed off about it. Towards the end of the show, he hadn't said anything to the crowd really at all. I hate that. I like when they interact. That's my favorite bit hadn't said anything To the crowd really At all I hate that I like when they interact

That's my favourite bit When the artist talks to the crowd And I thought Because the situation The world's in at the moment I was like We're in for a treat Like he's going to have

A Trump rant Or he's going to say Something about Putin Or something like that Nothing He just sort of Did the songs Did them well

Was he tired? I think he was really tired I think Because this is the last night was the second to last gig of the tour tonight the final one which will re-energize him i think last night he was just yeah but last night i think he was over it um so we didn't hear from him until the end when he goes he stopped for a second and he said um uh i i've been here before and something inside me said, Kendrick, you've got to head back to Auckland, Australia.

Oh. I'm from Aussie and even I don't like him. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's too long a bow to draw because this is what, if anyone else had done it,

I think they would have got booed by the crowd. People at Kendrick's show love Kendrick. God, you've got to get that right. I, and he's so good too, normally. But you just went, shit, this guy has no idea where he is. And we're giving all this energy and we've paid this money to be here

and we're stoked that Kendrick's in the country. This huge crowd has come out. And he doesn't know where he is. Or he made a mistake. He made a quick mistake. But if I'd made a mistake, I would have gone, oh my God,

I'm so sorry. I know I'm in New Zealand. I'm meant to say New Zealand. But he didn't. He kind of just glossed over it and hoped that no one heard it. Did he get booed? No, he didn't get booed.

But the oxygen went out of the room. Like, it was just... That's awkward. The vibe changed. And you could tell that in his earpiece, someone then went,

bro, you're in New Zealand. Because later on, he started going, New Zealand, let's go. Reminds me of a time where I called my ex. Oh, no, I called my current partner my ex's name twice in one night. And let me just tell you, I got booed. Apparently, he was also working out at Les Mills today too in Auckland City. Was he? So if you're looking to do some Kendrick spotting.

It was the only time I've been to the gym all year. I was going to say, you have to go and do a workout. Is it worth it? You can be the judge. Bit of an awkward one this afternoon, Clint. And I don't really know how to tackle it. And it kind of took me by surprise today because I got an inbox on Facebook from someone I didn't know. Sure.

I do a little bit of video stuff on Facebook. I make comedy videos or I try. A little bit. A little bit. You do pretty good videos. I've got a few followers on Facebook where I do some bit risque videos with my mom and stuff like that. Yeah. You ask your mom about her private parts.

Yeah. It's good. It's good value. She hates it. You can see it at Brie Thomas L on Facebook. But a guy messaged my page and he said, weird question. Were you just on a chatting hookup website? What?

What's a chatting hookup website? I don't know. And I said, no, I i wasn't like a dating site like a dating website but that's what i thought hookup site sounds more like like yeah so i thought i was intrigued and i was like no i wasn't why is that he messaged back and said i figured that someone is using your pictures and are trying to pick up people on a hookup website. I said, that's interesting. Do you have screenshots and what website?

Anyway, he replied and said, no, I don't have screenshots. And the site was pretty much what you think it is. A site not for dating. So it's not someone using my pictures to catfish people on Tinder. It's a hookup website. When you say hookup website, though, like hookup for money? No. Hookup for other reasons.

Where they go out and they meet you for a particular reason. Oh, I see. No, no, no. That's what I see what you mean. But I was just wondering if there was money involved with the...'t make it any better that's fine terrifying and this is this is my great fear with um things like instagram and stuff is you give people all the pictures that you need for them to steal your identity to pretty much yeah pose as you on the internet and they could keep it up for weeks i mean're posting new pictures all the time.

I mean, rate myself that anybody wants to take my pictures and join a hookup site. But you know, they could. And to be honest, my first thought was, oh, they could find better pictures than mine. I was like, why are they using mine? What are you going to do about it? Well, the thing is, is that this is in America. This guy lives in America. Yeah.

So someone is using my pictures over in the States. I mean, for one, I definitely am not in America, but he actually said to me... How do we know that? Well, I'm here right now in New Zealand. Yeah, that's a good point. He said to me, he's like, I actually thought it was you

and I've been chatting to this person. Trying to hook up with you. Trying to hook up with me for a week. Yeah. And he's like eventually i thought i may as well just message your page and see if it was you as a reward seeing as he's helped you does he now get to hook up with you no just thinking definitely not because he's gone straight to the source he's so far away and it would just cost me a lot of money. By the sounds of it, he'll pay.

That's not good. I hope you get it sorted out. Yeah. Have you ever felt the need to smell like marijuana? No. Well, if you have, there's a perfume for that. Hooter. Apparently.

Is that what it's called? Cannabis perfume is the hottest new scent in the UK at the moment. What do you mean? Like they've made it into a perfume? They've made it into a perfume. What's it called? Ganja? It's called Carolina Arena 212 VIP Men Party Fever.

Pineapple Express, yo. Not the catchiest name for a fragrance ever. But it's being sold by the perfume shop in High Street in London. And they reckon by wearing this, and this is why guys like it, it's a men's fragrance. They reckon it gives you the scent of having a little bit of edge about you. Like you're a bit of a bad boy. Because ladies, this is what they're saying. Sex Panther works 60% of the time, every time.

They reckon ladies go, that guy smells a bit like weed. He must be a bad boy. Let me let you in on the female mind. Please do. We don't think that. Never have I thought, he smells like ganja.

What if I smelled like Woodstock, Bourbon and Cola and Lynx Africa See now I would be on board If you want to smell like Carolina Herrera 212 VIP Men's Party Fever Endorsed by Snoop Dogg How much would you pay? Couple of bucks $115 New Zealand No

I'd rather some Lynx Africa The funny thing is you can smell like that for $20 Just got to buy us a thing of tinfoil New Zealand? No. I'd rather some Lynx Africa. The funny thing is you can smell like that for 20 bucks. You just gotta buy a thing of tinfoil. And put it in your pocket. So I heard

Fletch Vaughan and Megan talking about this morning that Coke Zero in Australia will be no more. Yeah, they're taking it out. By September you won't be able to buy

Coke Zero in Aussie. You can only buy Coke Stevia, Coke No Sugar, Coke Regular, Coke Diet, Coke Vanilla, Coke Cherry. There's plenty. You'll be fine. But there's multiple people who are upset and instantly

I thought, well, what's happening here in New Zealand? Yeah, so I have friends in high places when it comes to Coca-Cola. You're so popular. I'm very well connected. You'll learn this about me. I have called on my friends and I have an official statement about the state of Coke Zero in New Zealand from a Coca-Cola spokesperson. All right, let's hear it.

This is official, by the way. While the phase-out of Coke Zero is due to be complete by September in Australia, Coca-Cola will continue to monitor and respond to the demands of Kiwis. Coke Zero is available in New Zealand. We are a consumer-focused business, so we closely monitor Kiwis' tastes and preferences to ensure we deliver refreshing beverages. As with other countries, we'll respond to the consumers' demands.

That's such a PR thing. Nah, you know what it is to me? Buy it or we'll stop making it. You reckon? Because that's why they have gotten rid of it in Australia because everyone's buying this no sugar Coke. And that makes sense. From a business point of view, that makes sense.

Why are you going to make something that no one's buying? That's true. And there was one person when we were talking about this in the room who was devastated and was very, very concerned that it would come here to New Zealand. They would get rid of it. It was producer Georgia. Georgia from Snapchat.

Hi. Hello. And I'm not happy about this. I'm actually a little bit riled up. It's your favorite Coke. You're a Coke Zero fiend. A hundred percent. None of this Diet Coke crap.

How much? We're talking. Like, I mean, I don't have it every day, but Friday drinks here in the old I Heart Lunch It's my coke of choice. Why do you do a Coke Zero over a Diet Coke? Because the taste of Diet Coke is absolutely not okay. Okay, so

you're saying you can tell the difference. Yeah I reckon I can definitely tell the difference Can you tell the difference between Coke Zero and Coke No Sugar? I haven't actually ever had a Coke No Sugar. Well, guess what, Georgia? It's the game show. Hear the tear tonight where you're going to guess between the different Cokes.

Bring it on. Simple game just to make. We've got four Cokes. We've got normal Coke, Coke Zero, got normal Coke. Coke zero. Coke no sugar. Coke diet. Coke diet. I reckon I can pick the Coke diet. All right.

So let's go with Coke number one. Coke number one. They're glasses that have no branding on them. Just a mug full of black liquid. Oh, jeez. You want to chug a bit more? Wait, now chugging I didn't get the taste. Hang on. She's thirsty, man.

You literally just drank that whole thing. Do you know what Coke that is? I'll let you have another try of the next Coke. Let's go with Coke number two. Oh, no, she has to tell us what that one is and you tell us she was right. Straight away? Yeah, yeah. Oh, hang on, I need to finish it. Well, you've nearly...

Otherwise she's going to be thinking for too long. You're going to be buzzing tonight. Coke. No sugar? Normal Coke. I'm not going to tell her because then that'll give it away. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Right, so you've said Coke, no sugar for the first one. Bummer.

I think I've got that wrong. Can I change? I can change later, though, eh? No, no. Yeah, she can. Coke number two. Full Coke. Okay, full Coke.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, wow. Are you right? You're lucky you've got a boyfriend, mate. Come on, you've got two more Cokes to get through. He's bloody lucky, too, I tell you that much. Coke number three. This is very visual, but we will have the results in a minute.

That might be, hang on, can I go with the fourth one first? Yes, you can. Oh no, I'm in a pickle. I'm in a pickle. Four is definitely, I think, Diet Coke. And three is Coke Zero. They're totally off, eh? All right. Number one was Diet Coke.

Oh, what? I just got the whole thing. I see how much I hated Diet Coke. What did you say it was? And you said it was Coke Zero. Your favorite one. No sugar. Coke No Sugar, sorry.

Number two, you said, was Normal Coke. That's Coke No Sugar. So they've done well there because that's what it's meant no sugar. Sorry. Number two you said was normal Coke. That's Coke, no sugar. So they've done well there because that's what it's meant to replicate. Yeah. Number three and number four. We've got... You've picked Coke Zero right as number three. Yes!

That's all that matters. And you've got the other one wrong and you said it was Diet Coke And it's normal Coke Oh well Well you know what It proves how good Coke Zero is What are you getting paid From the Coke Zero company No but I may as well get

The leftover stock though Brie and Clint And that is the end of our show For another week Bebe bebe bebe Bebe bebe bebe Um Brie I'm gonna give you Ten seconds To tell us what happened On the show today week. Bebe, bebe, bebe, bebe, bebe, bebe. Brie, I'm going to give you 10 seconds

to tell us what happened on the show today. Are you ready? Go for it. We talked about a guy who was dating multiple people. It's called polyamory. We talked about me trying to buy a birthday present for someone that I haven't talked to in three years. We also talked about you getting a perm.

Not bad. Could have been better. If you're going to Kendrick tonight, if you're in the crowd, yell out, bro, you're in New Zealand. Because, of course, last night he thought he was in Australia. No, he also thought Auckland was in Australia. That's even worse. Okay, yeah. Hey, bro, Auckland's in New Zealand and that's where you are.

That's what we want you to do in the crowd. In fact, take a big ass sign that just just take a map take a map of the world and just keep pointing at New Zealand he'd probably be like

hello Portugal you have one job know where you are yeah well if you're going enjoy the show everybody we'll see you back next week have a good weekend

have a good weekend bye Have a good weekend Bye