ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 20th 2020

Episode Date: July 20, 2020

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Hi everybody and welcome to a Brie and Clint podcast sans Brie. No Brie on the podcast today. But lots of you guys actually. There's lots more producer Ben and producer Anastasia. So if it's hot fire Ben from Christchurch content you're after, you've come to the right place today. Personal update. Did you guys see that Tui kind of started walking? Saw that. Very cool. Kind of. Not really. Kind of. She's getting there. Saw that. Very cool. Kind of. Not really. Kind of. She's getting there. Halfway.

She's walking on one of those trolley things. She looks, and this is the funny thing about kids when they start walking. She looks like how drunk people walk. Yeah, right. She looks. Yeah. Trying to find the feet. Yeah.

And just trying to rotate the hips to get one foot in front of the other and the stumble and then the pelvic wobble and you're like, shit, this kid's going over. Yeah. But she hasn't gone over which is helpful does it hurt her does she cry is it because of it

like sore that she's standing up she's moving lots no I didn't think that was a thing neither did I I was asking what you mean like I thought it might be like painful

for a kid to be like I'm finally walking using the leg all the leg muscles oh I see like when you go to the gym for the first time after how long

and it hurts to sit down on the toilet. She looks quite happy walking. I was like, oh, she's straight in. No, kids are very rubbery. Yeah, right. Just bounce back. Yeah. I don't know that much hurts as a kid.

It's like, well, obviously it does. Yeah. They're not fish. Yeah. But no, she seems fine. Very tired after two laps of the house. That's so cute. Yeah. Get her a Fitbit. See how many, she seems fine. Very tired after two laps of the house. That's so cute.

Yeah. Get her a Fitbit, see how many steps she's doing. Oh my God, do they do kid Fitbits? You guys could get matching the watch strap. That would be so cute. Compare steps. You just come home again. Smashed it. Smashed it.

How many steps did Tui do? And Lucy's like, um, four. Smashed it. And I'm like, ah, 6,000. She's like, well, okay, hers is a lot for a baby and yours is not many for a man. How many steps have you done today? Oh, have I?

Let's find out. Oh, the big hands in the way of the steps. I'm going to have to go in. 6,862. Yeah. How many have you done? 2,600. 2,600?

Well, I've just walked to work. That's pathetic. Sorry, guys. Did you go for a run today? No, but I went for a walk. Well, I've just walked to work. That's pathetic. Sorry, guys. Did you go for a run today? No, but I went for a walk. Yeah, I didn't go for a walk. Anastasia? Buying a Fitbit's above my pay grade, sorry.

I don't have one quite yet. You can just get your phone in your pocket. Yeah, is that very accurate, though? I think it is. No, I don't think it is either. I don't mind. I don't know. Yeah.

Right, don't get one. You'll get obsessed mind I don't know Yeah Right Don't get one You'll get obsessed Yeah that is true You'll get obsessed And start pacing around the studio Like you see people doing Yeah yeah yeah The other day my watch

Reminded me Would you like to add in The glass of water you had earlier How does it know How did it know How did it know That is buzzy Yeah

Mind if I've been sitting down For too long It just buzzes my wrist Would you like to stand up For a bit I'm like do not Does it motivate you Shame me Do you actually do it It makes me know I've been sitting down too long it just buzzes my wrist and it goes would you like to stand up for a bit? I'm like do not Does it motivate you? Shame me Do you actually do it?

It lets me know I've been sitting down too long If you've only done 2000 steps your watch must be going off. Like get up you're going to die. Yeah it does often. It's like hey man move to stretch Did you wear the garment on your hike recently? Yeah I did yeah. How many steps a day? I didn't

I think it was 17 something thousand. Yeah, that's good. I don't know. I can't remember. Something like that. Actually, that's average. Is it? Isn't it? Were you walking all day? I was only walking for five hours a day. Oh, no, that's about right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Alright.

Well, that's enough steps chat. Yeah, sorry, mate. No, everyone's to blame here, except Anastasia, who didn't really contribute because she doesn't have a pedometer. Is that what it's called? A pedometer. I'm just reading it phonetically. You're metering your pedos.

Yeah. Okay. Well, Tui walking's pretty cute. It is pretty cute. We'll leave it there. Brie will be back tomorrow. Here's the podcast. Hey, Google, what's the time?

It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Now. We're on air right now.

Good afternoon, everybody. Brie and Clint. Hey, she's no Brie today. We've got that fancy new intro and everything, and she's not here to hear now. Good afternoon, everybody. Brie and Clint. Actually, no Brie today. We've got that fancy new intro and everything, and she's not here to hear it. That's a shame. Just wondering if she's away today, and I'll get your advice on this, producer Ben.

I know she's off, and she's doing her own thing today. Back tomorrow. Do we ring her every 45 minutes and pest her with this? You know, is that the... No, I don't think that's appropriate. No, it's what she did to me. Yeah, okay. and pester her with this. You know, is that the... No, I don't think that's appropriate. No, it's what she did to me. Yeah, okay. Are you the kind of guy that wants to do that, though?

No, I'm not a tip attack guy. I'm more of an escalation guy. Can we send a Black Thunder around to her house with a really big stereo and just park in her driveway and just... Yeah, it's a good idea, right? Thanks, producer Anastasia. That's the positivity we need on this show. Ben, pick up your ideas.

I don't know if it's that positive, though, but yes. No, I mean your positivity towards my idea. Oh, okay, sweet. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah. Hey, on the show today, your chance to win some free mobile fuel. Cliffhangers is back.

If you've got a story that you're sitting on that's really good and you can tell us three quarters of it, we'll get people to try and guess the ending of it. About 4.30 this afternoon, you can play Cliffhangers with us. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Also, Dean McCarthy's on the show shortly with news about a secret baby. Ooh, a secret baby. Who's produced a secret baby? But next, we're going to look at the best five things that you can't get from McDonald's anymore. That's quite sad, actually. That's quite sad. How do you do this? And you can't get from McDonald's anymore. That's quite sad, actually. That's quite sad when you say it.

How does this end? You can't have it. Sorry. You want to be hungry for something that you can't eat. Stick around. We'll talk about that after Doja Cat on ZM. This is Say So. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. If I did this. Who's hungry? I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Straight away, eh hungry Straight away eh? Straight away No Bree today And it's a shame

That Bree's not here for this Because The Kiwi Burger is back I saw this return There's now a Chicken Kiwi Burger Oh yeah And a veggie Kiwi Burger as well

This is not an ad For the Kiwi Burger by the way I've been doing some investigation Because did you guys know That there is such thing So we've got the Kiwi burger. Oh, yeah. And a veggie kiwi burger as well. This is not an ad for the kiwi burger, by the way. I've been doing some investigation because did you guys know that there is such thing? So we've got the kiwi burger. Right, yeah. Did you know in Australia they've got their Australian version of the kiwi burger? It's not the same, though, is it? Or is it just a different name?

It's called the McOz. Okay. And I've done a bit of a side-by-side. Does it have egg? So, wow. Okay. So, of course course a kiwi burger Is

Beef patty Beetroot Tomato Lettuce Cheese Onions Mustard Ketchup

And an egg Yeah And McOz Is Beef patty Beetroot Lettuce Tomato

Onion Cheese Ketchup And mustard No egg Oh That's the key difference Between a

Between a kiwi burger. Ours is definitely better. I think ours is better too. Yeah. And we can say that because Bree's not here. Bree would, I know she's passionate

about the McHall. Actually, I don't know what burger she... I thought they might have replaced the egg with something else. This is what makes us different. Yeah, like an ostrich egg

or something. Yeah, smart. Something really Australian. Kangaroo patty? Kangaroo patty. Is that... Yeah. Can I say that? Yeah. People eat kangaroo, right? That's something, yeah. Yeah, smart. Something really Australian. Kangaroo patty? Kangaroo patty. Is that? Yeah. Can I say that?

Yeah. People eat kangaroo, right? That's something, yeah. Yeah, people eat kangaroo. Anyway, this got me thinking because a Kiwi Burger comes and goes. It's not always there. So I've had producer Ben look into the top five menu items

from McDonald's that you can't get anymore. Yeah, that's right. All right, so what's number five? Okay, number five. Actually, it was very recently. They only brought it out for a little bit of a sing. I think it was 2013-ish. Yes.

And it was something that you would probably quite like a lot, actually. It was a fish bite, and it even has its own song. Fishy, fishy. Fishy, fishy. So it's just like a little chicken bite, right? Yeah, right. And it's just got little bits of fish in it. My Samsung watch has just vibrated. It's Brie.

Oh, yeah? She says the McOz rules. Yeah, it does. Egg, very messy. Oh, yeah, no, that's a fair point. It's not runny egg, Brie. Yeah, okay. Also, also, also, enjoy your day off, very messy. Oh, yeah, that's a fair point. It's not runny egg, Brie. Yeah, okay. Also, enjoy your day off, Brie.

Okay, menu item number two. Sorry, number four. Number four. Number four of the best five things you can't get from McDonald's anymore. Number four is a mixed salad shaker. Wow, that's quite a salad. Who's shaking up everything you know about salads? Did somebody say McDonald's?

A worldwide Olympic partner. Yeah, right. I love the idea of putting Mick in front of anything. That's sort of the gag we're heading, right? Yeah, yeah. So it's just a little plastic cup, you shake full of salad. Mick's salad looks nice.

It looks nice. You know, it stopped ages and ages ago. What if you walked in thinking it was a shake, like you asked for a shake, and they got it confused? Yeah. And they gave you a salad instead? That would be quite problematic.

Yeah, that would be. Yeah, good point. Okay, number three on the best things you can't get from McDonald's anymore. Number three is a McDog. Hot diggity dog, diggity boom, what you doing?

Hot dogs are hot again, and they're new at McDonald's. Hot dog. A Mac hot dog. Yeah, so it's very seasonal for baseball and all those things, and they stopped. It was like early 90s, this one. I'm looking at it now, though.

Yeah. It's got, like, Japanese writing on it. So I guess baseball's huge over there as well. Yeah, it is, yeah. Okay, all right. Yeah. All right, Two more. Number two is a mixed soup.

So for a little bit of time, you could get a little tiny soup from McDonald's. Describe what you're saying, like it's tiny. It's small. It looks like some frozen veggies floating around inside it. I'm just going to... No, thank you. I agree. I agree.

All right. Okay, and the number one, according to Ben, the best thing that you can't get from McDonald's anymore? Mc... Mc...

Spaghetti. Mc... It's literally a Big Mac box with some spaghetti and some... No, I really do wish Brie was here. Yeah.

She'd have something to say about this. They don't look very big, but they came in three sizes. It was like kids, medium, and then really extra large. All right, only a three-hour wait till dinner, everybody. Brie and Clint. But it's important. This morning, Fletchford and Megan announced another festival lineup for 2021.

January 22nd till 24th, Sound Splash is back. Fat Freddy's Dro are headlining. Who are pros and do an amazing festival set. Lady Six is on the bill. And also confirmed for Sound Splash in Raglan 2021, Mackie G. How good. How are they going to get Mackie G. How good. How are they going to get Mackie G? He's not a Kiwi.

How are they going to get Mackie G here? I don't know. Are they hoping for a bubble? Yeah, is it just like a T's and C's may apply? Oh, maybe. I don't know. It's a very good plan. They'll have a plan.

He's on the bill. That's awesome. Very exciting. Full details for this are up at ZM Online. The general ticket sales go on sale the 29th of July. But it did get me thinking about festival clothes and in particular festival shoes. Producer Anastasia, you found something online today

which I don't know if I particularly agree with. Yeah, in the UK, Converse has just launched a new shoe. And basically what it is, it's your standard white Converse has just launched a new shoe. And basically what it is, it's your standard white Converse, but it's been dirty, like made distressed to the point that it looks like a festival shoe. I'm looking at it now. It's a dirty chuck, but it's brand new. Everyone at home will have one in the back corner of their cupboard that they pull out once a year for the festival season.

And they look like that, like they're festival shoes. It's a thing. Anything you wear to these dusty outdoor festivals like RMV or RNA or anything like that, that's what they look like at the end of the festival. And for me, I've always wanted to chuck those shoes out afterwards but you go don't because that's what

you wear to the next festival. Now you buy them already looking like that. They're 70 pounds which is 130 bucks New Zealand. You can get brand new chucks that aren't dirty for about the same price, which is 130 bucks New Zealand, you can get brand new chucks that aren't dirty for about the same price, like 120. You can just go into my wardrobe and have them for free. I've got pairs and pairs of them.

Some people don't like wearing their chucks brand new. Some people like them to be dirty. I look at Bree, who I've seen inside her wardrobe, and she's got about 14 pairs of Vans and 14 pairs of Chucks. Keeps them fresh. I'd keep them fresh. Yeah, I'd keep them fresh. You do not.

Oh, some of them I do. You do not. You've got one pair. Yeah, they're clean at the moment. You've been wearing them for like a year and a half. I know, they're fine. You wore them to LA when we went to find Channing Tatum. No, I got new ones since then.

Oh, you got new ones since then. Yeah, my parents came up and they're like, they're dirty and got holes in them. We're buying you new ones. Yeah, right. Okay. Well, that's the new thing, apparently. You don't have to dirty your own shoes

because Chucks have just launched their own Dirty Chucks, which you can wear to Sound Splash 2021 when you see Mackie Jean. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. No Brie today, but Dean joins us live out of Los Angeles. Dean, Justin, Timberlake and Jessica Biel have had a secret baby.

Baby boy earlier this week. Kind of in the same vibe as Iggy Azalea, who didn't tell anyone about her baby. You know, what, a few months ago we uncovered. Another baby celebrity. This is their second child. You may remember Justin Timberlake. Why did I get it? I went to call him Justin Bieber.

Yeah, I know. Absolutely not Justin Bieber. I can confirm. Definitely not him. Here's the thing. Remember, he was rubbing the co-star's leg at that shoot recently. Remember that? And then he released the apology.

This is what I was going to bring up with you, Dean. Does that mean that the potential Justin Timberlake cheating drama, which I feel like got swept under the carpet fairly quickly, does that mean that the timeline syncs up that that went on while Jessica Biel would have been pregnant with their baby? Yes, 1000%.

Oh, that is... Yeah. I think that's why he did such an extensive apology because I think Yes, 1000%. Oh, that is... Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right, okay. I think that's why he did such an extensive apology because I think he would have been like, oh, this is ugly now, but it's going to get, oh, real ugly in a few months.

Yeah, right. That's just fascinating to me, especially after he put out so much music about Britney cheating on him. And I mean, it's never been confirmed that he was actually cheating, but let's not dwell on that. Let's focus on the happy stuff.

Do we know the baby boy's name? No, we don't. They haven't released that yet. They haven't even released that it's a boy. We've just heard through different sources that it's a boy.

So they've been very tight-lipped. You know, these big stars, they like to be very, you know, anonymous and quiet and secretive. Yes,

secretive is the new thing, right? It's like how Beyonce drops an album without an announcement. Now the cool thing how Beyonce drops an album without an announcement. Now the cool thing is to drop a baby without an announcement. Exactly. Very similar.

That's the latest live out of Hollywood with our correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. On Friday Just Been was the inaugural. I can never say that word right. Inaugural. Inaugural. Inaugural? No,ugural. Inaugural?

No, there's the, almost there. It's in there somewhere. The first Friday Oaky Live. We held it at Little Easy Bar in Ponsonby in Auckland, which if you don't know what Friday Oaky Live is, it's basically karaoke and we put 500 bucks up for grabs and anybody can sing and it's a free event. And it was really good.

It was awesome. Yeah. Great venue. Great venue. Good people came. Yeah, good range of singers. We had a good mixture of, yeah, right, politically correct. We had a good mixture of talented people.

Yep. Battlers. Yep. And people who were just up there for a laugh. But that's the fun of karaoke. Yeah. The best part was when like halfway through everyone's had a few lemonades. They're like, you know what?

I'm getting up now. I'm going to give it a go. Yeah. And it was good largely. It had that real sort of American Idol ebb and flow of like the ones that weren't very good made the ones that were quite good stand out so much more. You had that Susan Boyle moment every now and then. Like one lady got up and did, was her name Catherine?

Got up and did Whitney Houston. Oh, yeah, that's right. It was early in the day. And like we had set the bar quite low, and then she got up and the room just was like standing ovation for it. So it was good. We gave away $500 to Edith, who sang Donna Summer's Last Dance. And this is the thing.

If you come to any of these Friday Okies and you win, you're going to get a bit of your Friday Okie played out live on the radio. So it's like big time, baby. Yeah, that's fun. It's our version of the American Idol recording contract. You get your 15 minutes of fame live on ZM. So should we play a little bit of it?

Yeah, yeah. This is Edith. This is her encore performance after we gave her the $500 cash prize at Friday Oki on Friday in Auckland. Listen to the crowd. We're loving it. The audio sounds particularly good because Ben recorded this with the microphone inside a sock.

Are you saying I should take the sock off next time? I'm saying I can barely hear this. Edith sounded better than this. Or did she, actually? It was about 10.30 by the time we did this, so she could have... The other part is you're hearing a male in that audio. That's the guy that came second. He got up and dueted.

Yes. So, look, it was a great night, and we gave away some bar tabs as well. We are doing another one this Friday in Hamilton. 7.30 is when we're going to open the Red Joes. It's at the Bank on Victoria Street. It's free as well. There's a Facebook group you can join,

which we'll put some updates there if we have any before the thing. But we'll do the show live from Hamilton on Friday, and then we'll go and do Friday Okie there that evening. And then Wellington in a couple of weeks' time, and then Christchurch, and then Dunedin. It's very good. Edith, one more time. Hang on.

This is good. And she's $500 richer. And so can you be. It's so much about song selection, by the way. Do one that's going to get the crowd humming and that's half of it

because the crowd are the ones voting on the winner. No, Brie today, she's back on here with us tomorrow. There's a story out today about a Kiwi couple who are going to incredible lengths to track down their missing dogs. Ellen and Louisa have two dogs, a nine-year-old black poodle called Dice and a three-year-old fox terrier called Weed. They disappeared from their... Don't laugh, Ben.

The dogs are missing. No, that wasn't me. The dogs went missing from their Otago Peninsula home on October the 17th last year. Whoa. Yeah. I've done the math. That's 277 days ago.

Actually, I've only done part of the math. But you see, Anastasia, can you work out how many weeks 277 days is, please? They have put up between 350 and 400 signs looking for these dogs. Update. It's just under 40 weeks. 40 weeks. That might not be right.

40 weeks. How did you do the math? Divided by seven. Yeah, seven. Yeah, yeah. Okay, 39. 39 weeks. Yeah, yeah. Okay, 39. 39 weeks? Yeah, yeah.

And a half. Right. That's a long time to be without your pets. It's a horrible feeling to have. They've put up 350 to 400 signs and they've spent $20,000 looking for these dogs. Oh, my. How much do the posters cost? Yeah, I know, right?

Well, there's a lot of driving around. Yes, yeah, right. He's on a five-day, Andrew's on a five-day mission around Farewell Spit at the moment at the top of the South Island trying to look for the dogs. Do they have a reward for it? Was that part of the cost? It's a good question whether they've put a reward up or anything. I don't know.

I always find the reward things interesting because say I found your dog and I brought it over and they're like, oh my god thank you so much, I've missed this dog so much and you reach out to cuddle the dog and I go, ah Yeah, that's a bit awkward about that reward, you know you'd obviously pay it, but would you take it? Like as a person

who found that person's animal and you're reuniting them and making them happy again. I reckon it depends per person, some people earn it for the cash some people earn it to do something good. It just depends. If you really wanted the cash, I would suspect your motives and I would go,

well, did you take the dog? Yeah, right. Have you had it? Are you a professional dog stealer? Anyway, we're getting sidetracked. Their dogs are still missing. They said they've got a really good feeling. They believe that the dogs are out there somewhere

and so they're going to continue the hunt. And you know what? If that's what gives you hope, then good for you. There's a Give-A-Little account for the dogs, which has raised $11,500. Whoa. $11,500.

It doesn't cover the search costs though, does it? No, it hasn't covered the search costs. No. But anyway, the dogs are still out there. If you see a, where are they? Black poodle. Yeah, and a fox terrier. Who answers to dice and a fox terrier who answers to weed. Dice is a cool dog name.

Dice is a cool dog, so is weed. Yeah, so is weed. It's a great dog name. I wonder if we can fill the airwaves with stories of hope this afternoon. I've got a question. How long was your pet missing for? And by that I mean they came back. Yeah, right.

Like not just, oh, my cat ran away 15 years ago, but I've still got hope. Still got hope. Not those ones. There needs to be a resolution. There needs to be, hopefully, actually there needs to be a happy resolution. Okay?

Yeah, that would be, yeah. 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us your story on 9696. An amazing story of animal survival. How long did your pet go missing for and then you got him back? You're like, there's no way. And then it just showed up. Give us a call.

Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. And there's a Kiwi couple at the moment who are looking for their dogs who have been missing for 39 weeks in the South Island. And they have spent $20 thousand dollars of their own money looking for these dogs dice and weed are both missing and it doesn't mean that they're not coming back but for me once you get to 39 weeks like i don't even want to say that but you go like hope would be fading right or would it and that's why this afternoon we're asking you guys for your um

amazing stories of animal survivals. How long was your pet gone for before it ended up coming back? Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi. What sort of animal

are we talking about here? Oh, we're talking about a dog. So it was an SVCA special. My friend got home from school and the dog was missing. Yeah. They looked for him for months. A couple of years later,

her mum said to her, you can get another dog, you know, another addition to the family. They decided on a black lab, and they found that this was the days before the internet. They went round to the house, found it through the trade exchange, got to the house, and Chopper was there. Get off the grass. No, that was like three years later.

They went around three years later to adopt their own dog? No, they went round to adopt a different dog they'd seen in the paper. Oh, but their missing dog was there? Yeah, their missing dog was there. Holy crap! And they got Chopper back! How did the people who had Chopper, how did they explain the fact that the dog was there? Oh, that they'd got

Chopper through the trade and exchange. You know, that's how people used to sell stuff. Had Chopper ended up at the SPCA or something He'd gone missing And it was pre-microchipping No no I think

No pre-microchipping I think That somebody Took him illegally Yeah And then And then Hocked him off

Because he was a pit bully Looking dog Yeah Oh that's shocking And then these people Ended up with him Yeah But yeah

But that's such a nice story That is such a nice story There's a possibility You can get your dog back Three years later. Weed and dogs might not be missing. Yeah. Did they just take Chopper home, or did they get the black lab as well?

They'd already got another dog in between times, a little miniature schnauzer. So they just took Chopper. But I think they gave them some money. Yeah, well, two dogs is plenty. Amazing. All right. Hey, thanks, Emma. That's really interesting.

Three years is incredible. Stefan, hi. G'day there. How's it going? Yeah, good, mate. How's really interesting. Three years is incredible. Stefan, hi. G'day there. How's it going? Yeah, good, mate. How long, was it your animal that was missing? Yeah, so it was my sister's turtle. Okay.

Okay. So she was cleaning out the tank, and she had a bit of baby brain. And somehow this turtle managed to walk out the door. Yeah. Down a... Slowly. Yep. Well, no, turtles's actually quite fast.

Oh, okay. Yeah, down a set of stairs down the street and went missing for, I reckon, about two to three weeks. Yeah. Put up posters and everything. And then her neighbour down the road actually rang her up and said, I've got your Turtle. Yeah, yeah.

I've actually found your Turtle wandering back up the street towards your place. Wow. Yeah. That is far out. I was going to say, how did they know it was their turtle? But to be fair, there's probably not many turtles wandering around, is there? Yeah. Okay.

We're doing far between. Yeah. I don't even know what turtles eat. Like, what would that thing have survived on for a couple of weeks? Someone will know. And Ruby. Hey, Ruby. Hi. We're talking even know what turtles eat. Like, what would that thing have survived on for a couple of weeks? Someone will know. And Ruby. Hey, Ruby. Hi.

We're talking amazing stories of animal survival. What sort of animal was it first? Sort of a cat. Okay. How long was the cat missing for? Three years. No way. And it was your cat?

No, sorry. It was my friend's cat. It went missing, like, just left the house. Yeah. And then, like, three years later, they get a call from the SPCA being like, oh, we've got your cat. It went missing, like, just left the house. And then like, three years later they get a call from the SPCA being like, oh, we've got your cat. Because it was chipped. Hey? Was it

chipped? They were able to figure it out. Oh, it must have been, yeah, I think it was microchipped and they're just like, oh, what? Like, we thought our cat was dead, like, we've got a new one. They went there anyway and they got their cat. Yeah. They were just so confused, like, how it's been like for three confused. Did the cat remember them? For three years.

Because cats can be nonchalant at the best of times. I think so, yeah. You imagine, you see those videos of people who come home from war and stuff and their dog, haven't seen their dog for like a year and the dog comes over crying. I love them. I imagine a cat, you go in after three years, the cat would look at you and then put its head back down and be like,

pfft, no thank you. I know, it'll be horrible. I live here now. Remember last week I told you that Carole Baskin has made herself $30,000 in a week using that app Cameo? Cameo is the one where you go on and you pay for a shout-out from that celebrity. You go, type in, okay, I want Howie D from the Backstreet Boys and I want him to say happy bar mitzvah to my brother or whatever it is that you're after, you know,

whatever excites you. Carol Baskin went on and she was so popular that she made 30 grand in a week saying hello to people. She's been scammed a couple of times. I saw last week a video going around where someone asked her to say a shout out to, is it even worth saying? No. It's not worth saying, eh?

No. But people are using it. A convicted person. Let's just say that. If you know, you know. But she wasn't to know. And you're like, oh, my God, I can't believe you just said, I can't believe you just said happy birthday to that person.

He's a convicted offender. And she's like, well, I don, I can't believe you just said, I can't believe you just said happy birthday to that person. He's a convicted offender. And she's like, well, I don't know. I'm Carol Baskin. How am I supposed to know about this? Anyway, she's back. She's got a brand new thing that she's doing. And she is going to get even richer even faster. Now you can get a message from her and her husband?

Yeah, husband. Boyfriend. Husband? They're married. They were those fathers of them on the beach when they got married, right? That's right. The alive one. The one that's.

Yeah. Yes, good to know that. Him and her will sing you 50 cents in the club for your birthday for the low, low price. Actually, I'll ask you producers. How much would you pay? Producer Anastasia, how much would you pay for a happy birthday 50 cents song from Carole Baskin? I'm going to go 100 New Zealand dollars. Too cheap. Producer Ben, how much would you pay for a happy birthday 50 cent song from Carole Baskin? I'm going to go 100 New Zealand dollars.

Too cheap. Producer Ben, how much? Well, because I know her normal cameo price, so I'm going to go double that. I'm going to go 450. Oh, okay. Well, you've overshot it there. Sorry, mate. 380.

380 for... Good price. Oh, it's close. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Here's what it sounds like. 380 380 for um Good price Oh it's close Yeah you would Yeah yeah Yeah Um here's what it sounds like For 380 New Zealand dollars

You can get this From Carol Baskin From uh Tiger King Hey all you cool cats and kittens It's Carol Baskin And Howard Baskin At Big Cat Rescue

And we are here With the Cripmates To wish Charlotte A happy birthday Go Charlotte It's your birthday We're gonna party Like it's your birthday. We're going to party like it's your birthday. We're going to sip Bacardi like it's your birthday. And you know we don't give a fudge that it's your birthday.

Thank you. I want my $380 back for that. They've done nothing. They've done barely anything whatsoever to that. They're in time for half of it. They're in time for half of it. They're in time for part of it. This is what we've worked up. So I've sat down in the lab today with DJ producer Ben, and for $380, this is what you should be able to get from Carole Baskin, okay?

Happy birthday. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, Charlotte. It's your birthday. We're going to party. It's your birthday. See that's much better And you know she's hood too Because she killed her husband So Yeah Okay About 50 cent

He's been shot nine times Carol Baskin Shot her husband nine times. So, we're in a club all the time. No, no, pop off. I'd pay $380. Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee. I'm Alex Casey. And I'm Duncan Grave.

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Bree and Clint. Oh my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. This is Cliffhanger, where you give us three quarters of a story

and then people are going to try and guess the ending of your story. If no one gets it, you're going to walk away with free mobile fuel. Kim's here to play Cliffhangers. Hey, Kim. Hey, how are you going? Going well. How are you, mate? Yeah, yeah, good, good, good.

Now, usually you'd tell us most of your story, and then Bree and I would create an alternate ending, and your real one would be chucked in the mix. Bree's not here today, so our new producer, Anastasia, is going to come up with an ending, okay? Yep. You've come up with your ending already, right?

Yeah, I've already come up with it. And was it easy or did you struggle? I struggled. Okay, well keep that in mind when you're listening to the potential endings. Kim, when you're ready, please tell us three quarters of your story. Cool, all right. So when I was about 10 years old, I was at Pony Club Kim, when you're ready, please tell us three quarters of your story. Cool.

All right. So when I was about 10 years old, I was at Pony Club, and I learned to canter my pony, and I was super stoked. So I rode my pony all the way home, got home, tried to show mum. So rode my pony to the end of the paddock, turned around, kicked it, and then... Okay. Three possible endings. Producer Ben.

Ending number one, I fell off the horse and straight into some cow poo. Ending number two, the horse stood up on two legs and screamed at the top of its lungs. It then bolted with me, still in the back, and ran for 15 kilometres. This is before I had cell phones

and my parents didn't even find me until the next day. Okay. One of those is the correct ending to Kim's Cliffhanger. Kim's Cliffhanger. Shirley's Cliff... Kim's Cliffhanger. Shirley's here. Hi, Shirley. Hi. Are you a horse person? Well, not really.

No. Now, inside Scoop, producer Anastasia, we found out today, is a horse person. Yep, used to love the mode Pony Club days. And she scoffed at the ending in which the horse ran away with Kim on the back. I don't know if that impacts your

decision at all. Yeah, yeah. But I'm going to leave that with you. Is ending one, two or three your choice of the correct cliffhanger? One or three. One or three. We're going to need you to lock in one of those. I know they're very similar, but I'm going to need you to lock in one because the key difference is one of them

involves the end of Kim's riding career and the other doesn't. Three. Three, which next minute the horse went into a canter, slipping in a pile of manure, throwing her off the horse, ending her riding career. Kim, what's the correct ending to your cliffhanger? The correct ending is

falling in a pile of cow poop. Ah! Sorry, Shirley, not today. But that means, Kim, you get the free mobile fuel. Well done. Thank you. Fell in a pile of cow poo. Yeah.

Yeah, right. See you. Not horse poo, cow poo. No Bree today. She's back on air with us tomorrow I was talking to Brie on Friday here in the studio

and I saw her go yuck yuck I hate this and I was like what's wrong what's going on she's looking at her laptop yuck

I was like oh god what is she looking at what's the problem here and I went around and she goes I've got new Facebook oh yeah that's right

and so of course this hasn't happened to anybody for a very long time. It used to happen semi-regularly, maybe twice a year. They would change the whole layout of Facebook and its functionality and stuff like that. And then it was just the same for ages. But if you haven't got new Facebook yet, it is coming. Have you guys got new Facebook yet? Yeah, I've had it for ages.

Yeah, me too. I got it months ago. I had it once one day and then that was like three months ago, and I haven't had it since. You've gone back. I've just had the old one. Oh, it's coming. It rolls out slowly.

New Zealand is weirdly like a test market for new Facebook, I've found, or it has been in the past at least. There's changes to the app as well on your phone, and a lot of it looks more like Twitter sometimes. It's like a thread. The photos are smaller, and there's like a comment thread below it, so it's like a combo of Reddit looks more like Twitter sometimes. It's like a thread. The photos are smaller and there's like a comment thread below it. So it's like a combo of Reddit and Twitter on there. That's what I noticed about the desktop one.

It's just a long thread down the middle and then all this advertising space to either side. Yeah. This is if you're still on Facebook. I know there's a lot of boomer action on there at the moment, especially in an election year as well. But I got an email from Facebook this morning because I think because I'm an admin on our Bree and Clint Facebook page and there's a new thing that they're bringing out which allows you to pay the people that you like on Facebook.

It's a weird idea. It's called Stars. If you've got like, the idea is that content creators put their content on Facebook and then they need to be able to make a living off it in a way that doesn't mean in the middle of the video they go, by the way, have you guys tried collagen crema? It's so yum and it's honestly, I love it so much. Anyway, back to the content. So the new way of doing it is called stars. And you as just a regular Facebook user can then

if you're watching something you like, you can give it one of your stars. So rather than giving it a like, you can give it a star. And by giving a video a star, say you're on like Shan XO's page or anyone that you enjoy, when you give them a star, you're giving them one

cent of your money. Facebook's linked to your credit card or you have some credit on there or something like that and it gives them one cent per star. Which is a good idea because if it was like 10 cents a star... How many stars can you give?

I don't know. I don't know what it is. I reckon it would be maybe 10 or 15 max. They can't just be like as many stars as you. Or can you go, I love this video, I want to give them a thousand stars, which is tantamount to

ten dollars. That's the other thing. As a content creator you go, cool, I'm getting paid for these things, but in individual stars. We worked it out today, if you get five thousand stars on there, you're going to get fifty dollars. For five thousand stars.

Pretty decent though. I mean, it's better than nothing. But this is the question that I wanted to ask you I mean, it's better than nothing. Yeah. But are you, and this is the question that I wanted to ask you guys. So it's one cent. Would you give stars to videos? Because we're so used to getting all this stuff for free. Would you give a star? Would you pay?

Would you effectively pay for the stuff that you enjoy seeing on something like Facebook? If it was someone really funny, like a funny meme or piece of content they've made, I would, but I probably wouldn't want the scent individually coming out of my account every week. Like a trail of one scent. Hopefully Facebook wouldn't debit you

until you reached a dollar. I don't know how it's going to work. Maybe you can make a wee wallet of the money. Memes is an interesting one though too because so many people steal memes. Yeah. So what if you're rolling a stolen meme and then I give you a star for that and then I come along and I go,

hey, I invented that meme. I get all your stars. And then do you have to... I don't know. It's me anyway. But it's coming and it's another way that you can enjoy paying for stuff that you used to get for free.

Bree and Clint. Bree's not here. She's back tomorrow and this Friday we'll be live from the Mighty Waikato And doing Friday Okie Live from the bank On Victoria Street

Where you can come down Sing with us For Friday Okie And win yourself $500 cash Doors open at 7.30 Oof

Just about said 5.30 7.30 I mean I think I'm the only one There at 5.30 You can get there at 5.30 You can come hang out with me. Have a bowl of chips and a cider.

You know, get yourself ready. Do some practice. We're trying to figure out whether it's legit. Well, no, no, it is legit. We know that you do whatever you want. But is it widespread that Kiwis Photoshop their, not even Photoshop, just use- Tweak?

Yeah. Use editing apps on their pictures before they upload them to social media I'll tell you the story about this influencer who's been busted doing that in quite an embarrassing way, her name's Lauren Goodger and if you watch The Only Way

is Essex, or Taui, you'll know who she is, but if you don't, I mean she's an influencer, she's got three quarters of a million Instagram followers mean, she's an influencer. She's got three quarters of a million Instagram followers. Yeah, she's popping off. Anyway, she's getting blasted at the moment for what might be one of the grimmest photo editing fails of all time.

She has used an app to edit a throwback photo of herself from when she was five years old. No. She's got this picture and she's, you know how people put up cute pictures of themselves as kids? Yeah. Everyone loves that. You're like, oh my God, I can't believe you guys are like that.

That's so weird. She's gone and got her picture, which is a super cute photo. Yeah, right. As is. But she's gone, no, this needs some work. She's smoothed out her skin, is in the app. She's removed her five-year-old freckles from her face, which I don't know why you would do that.

It's not. So cute. And then she's also given herself a whole new smile. Oh, my goodness. Which I didn't know you could do. I didn't know there were apps that were that powerful that you could go, I hate the way my mouth looks and that's why I'm giving myself a whole new mouth

she's pulling her face in the original and then she's managed to use the app to change the way her entire mouth looks and I mean she looks she looks great but at the same time did you need to do that she's standing with her dad and even dad's had some treatment she's gone nah dad 30 years ago

you from 30 years ago, not Instagram ready. Dad ain't going to get the likes. And Dad's had a touch-up too. And I've got to admit, Dad looks good too. Nice. But she's been busted because in 2013 she released a biography called Secrets of an Essex Girl.

And in that book is the original photo. And someone's gone and got it and done a side-by-side and they said, this is not you. So, yeah, busted, embarrassing. We asked you guys via our Instagram account, Bree and Clint, do you have a photo editing

app on your phone? And producer Anastasia, head of social media, you've been running this one for us. So what are the poll results? How many people, according to our research research in New Zealand use a photo editing app? So the amount of people that have an editing app

on their phone, yes, people saying yes to that were 34% and 66% said no. So are you. So a third. That sounds about right.

Yeah, I think so too. I've got one on there. I've got VSCO. Is that what you call it? Yeah. VSCO. But you're not like changing your mouth or like trickles or anything in that app.

No, I'm not face tuning. Yeah. I don't know how to face tune. Sharpening and brightening a bit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. We also asked you guys, do you edit your pictures before you post them?

This is the real telling one. So if a third of people who listen to ZM have an editing app, how many people use it? 13% said yes. Oh is that it? 13%. Yeah so it's pretty small. Yeah right. Okay.

Well the moral of the story here is whatever makes you happy whatever gives you the confidence to put up that hot fire grand babes go for it do whatever you've got to do but I would draw the line

at photoshopping a fake smile photoshopping a five-year-old. Although you could make your own kids look even cuter, I guess. Yeah, true. And if they are fire for the likes, then you do you, babes, whatever you've got to do. Brie and Clint. Your chance to have a bit of a whinge on air with us and tell us what don't impress you much. Usually we've got Bree here to play the game with us,

who's strong at this game. If anything, she's... Yeah, this is her game. This is her game. She invented the game. She's not here today, so I want you guys to feel confident. I feel confident.

That you can nail it. And you guys are welcome to join us on this game as well. In fact, Mel's called through. She's going to do it. Last time we played this, producer Anastasia, you had your lunch cut by someone in the show. Oh, yeah. We won't say who. And also the Mel's called through. She's going to do it. Last time we played this, producer Anastasia, you had your lunch cut by someone in the show. We won't say who.

And also the guy who called up too. Oh, he cut your lunch? Yeah, yeah. It was a double lunch cut. So you can go first today. Okay? So that you don't get your lunch cut. Thank you. Okay. So there's a million different flavours you could make a new shape in and you pick coriander? Wordy.

That's good. I love it. I'm very passionate about this. That was good. I like that. You're not down with the coriander shape? I hate coriander. You hate coriander.

You know that's a genetic thing, eh? Yeah, my dad hates it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would get it. That would be my first tattoo. I hate coriander. Yeah, there you go genetic thing, eh? Yeah, my dad hates it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would get it. That would be my first tattoo. I hate coriander. Yeah, there you go. I'm going to jump in here.

Sorry, Ben. Okay. So flat whites are $5.50 now. Yeah. Where are you buying your coffee? So I went to Pons and Bee on the weekend. $5.50 for a regular flat white. Was there any special milk service?

$5. No, no, no. I know what you're saying. It sounds like a coconut milk flat white or something. No, just a standee. Yeah. Anyway, we'll survive. Yeah, you're fine.

I mean, I'm making one less flat white a week, but what's that? I mean, it's not your problem. Mel's here. Hi, Mel'll survive. Yeah, you're fine. I mean, I'm making one less flat white a week, but it's not your problem. Mel's here. Hi, Mel. Hi. You ready to go? You got something to get off your chest? Yeah, I've got something to get off my chest.

All right, let's do it. Okay. So when you're having a one-person party and you realise that the vodka's run out? Oh, no. And you know, the real problem when the vodka runs out at a one-person party, Mal, is there's only one person you can point the finger at.

Well, exactly. And there's no one left to go and get any because there's no sober driver. I know, because you've had all the vodka, right? Because I've had all the vodka. What happens then? Does the one-person party just kick everyone out and go to bed? That's pretty much it. Yeah, that means the one-person party's over.

It's over, baby. Okay, thanks, Mel. Ben, you're up. Okay. Over the weekend, I went to Whangamata. It was beautiful weather. Didn't even go for a swim. And I'm disappointed in myself. I sent it to Anastasia.

I'll say it to you too. Wordy. Yeah, but I didn't get fined. It's winter. Yeah, it's winter. It's beautiful weather. I'm disappointed in myself. That's what it is. Yeah, right. He's a real outdoorsman. You'll learn that about Ben. That's good. Yeah, it's winter. It's beautiful weather. I'm disappointed in myself. That's what it is.

Yeah, right. He's a real outdoorsman. You'll learn that about Ben. That's good. That was nice, getting that off our chest. I like that game. Yeah, poor Mel and her party. That was so good.

Someone's got to invent an Uber Eats for booze. It's got to be done. Booze on wheels. Booze on wheels. Beers. Oobier. There it is. He's got it.

Oobier. Try and fuck that. Bree and is. He's got it. Oobia. By the way, we talked about booze delivery. We've had multiple texts. In Christchurch, you can get beer, you can get booze delivered on an app called Breed. It's an app that will deliver booze to your house. Breed. Yeah. Or Give Me Bread. And in

Wellington, there's one called Cheers Club and they deliver within 60 minutes. So if you were having a one person party not that we're It would work well. The bread one would be confusing though

because what if you actually just wanted some There might be some kind of rule that means you have to get food with the booze. Yeah. So maybe you order

whatever and it comes with a loaf of bread. I don't know how it works but interesting anyway. Let's do Birthday Banger. Freeze away. That's why you can hear producer Anastasia there who's going to help me

with Birthday Banger today. It's where we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday and then we play the best one that's come through today. Thomas first. Hi.

How's it going? Good, mate. How are you? You're not too bad. Good. Give us your birthday and we'll work out your birthday banger. 12th of January, 1996.

All right. You, producer Anastasia. So on 2012, on that day, it was this song, Wild Ones by Flo Rida. How's that feel for you, Thomas? Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's good.

Do you like it? Yeah, not bad. It's a banger and it hasn't been heard that often recently, so I think you're in with a shot. Good work. Let's get one on for Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hey, how's it?

Yeah, good, man. How are you? Yeah, good, thank you. Good weekend? Oh, yeah, not bad, eh? Not bad. Nice. Okay, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

21st of April, 1988. Okay. Awesome. So on that day in 2004, your birthday banger was Yeah by Usher. But are you Jordan? Oh, back then it was. Back then it was.

Yeah, well, that's the idea. Right, okay, wait there. We'll do one more for Violet. Hi, Violet. Hi. How are you going? Good. You're never going to like my birthday because it's a long time ago.

We love birthdays from a long time ago, so we're up to the challenge. And also, who are you to say what's a long time ago? Give us the birthday. January the 1st, 1954. 1954. Did you say February the 1st? January the 1st. Oh, January. I was going to say we're birthday buddies.

Okay, 1954. That's recent as, babes. Let's do your birthday banger. Awesome, Violet. So on your 16th birthday in 1970, Sugar Sugar by the Archies do your birthday banger. Awesome, Violet. So on your 16th birthday in 1970, Sugar Sugar by the Archies was your birthday banger. Yeah! Yeah!

How do you feel about this, Violet? Are you underwater? Alright. I think Violet's dropped her phone into a washing machine. Oh, there she is. Oh, there she is. She's back.

You like it. You approve of your birthday banger. That's my birthday song. Okay, good. Okay, thank you. Wait there. We're going to choose between Flo Rida, Usher, and Sugar Sugar. What do you think, Patricia Anastasia?

I don't know that you've ever had a vote in this. Yeah, I did on my first day, and I haven't had a choice since then. But I'm going to go with one that takes me back to my year 10 social days, which is Wild Ones. I agree with you. That was such a good show. I think that is the correct winner today. Thomas, congratulations.

You've just won Birthday Banger. Awesome, thank you. No worries. Brian Clint, in him. Oh, and you, hey, I heard you like the wild ones, wild ones, wild ones Oh, I feel like crazy, foolish, stupid, probably gonna wow this pumping music I might lose it, glass to the roof, how we lose it, lose it, lose it I don't care tonight, she don't care, we like almost there, the right vibe Ready to get high, ain't no surprise, take me so high

Jumpin' those thighs, surfin' the crowd Oh, said I gotta' the crowd, ooh Said I gotta be the man, I'm the head of my band Mic check, one, two, ooh Shut them down in the club where the playboy does Till they all get loose, loose, out the bottle We all get fit, and they get tomorrow Gotta break rules, cause that's the motto

Club shut down, I hunt your supermodels Hey, I heard you were a wild one Ooh Hey, I heard you were a wild one If I took you home, it'd be a home run Show me how you do I would've shut down in the club With you Hey, I heard you like the wild ones, wild ones, wild ones Party rocker, push your stopper, more shamble, number one club hopper

Gotta hang over like too much vodka, can't see me in Timberknockers, so cool No doubt by the end of the night, got the cold coming off, then I make that move Somehow, someway, gotta raise the roof Roof on black shades when the sun come through The hood, it's on like everything goes Wild life, baby, to the freak it shows What happens to that body of the private show? Stays right here, private show I like them untamed, don't talk in high pain

Tolerance problems up when it's champagne My life, tell my husband that we hit fame To be beaten with your deal, we get insane Hey, I'm proud you were a wild one Ooh Hey, I heard you were a wild one I took you home and beat you on the ground Show me how you do I wanna shut up down in the club With you

Hey, I heard you like the wild ones Wild ones, wild ones I am a wild one, break me Saddle me up and let's begin I am a wild one, tame me now Running with the sun on the brow Show you another side of me See you next time. Hey, I heard you were a wild one I took you home and beat a wall down Show me how you do I wanna shut down the clown

With you Hey, I heard you like the wild ones, wild ones, wild ones I am the wild one, break me in Saddle me up and let's begin I am the wild one, tame me ZM, Brian Clint Running with wuffs and I'm on It's Flo Rida and Sia Wilde won the winner

of Birthday Banger today for Thomas. I'm taking down this song. From what year? What year did we say this was? Sugar Sugar?

He was born in 54 so number one when he was 70. 1970, there you go. What's the movie that this was in? Is it in the Simpsons movie?

I don't know. Or is it from a classic episode of the Simpsons? Yeah, I don't know. I haven't watched a lot the Simpsons movie? I don't know. Or is it from a classic episode of the Simpsons? I think, yeah, I don't know. I haven't watched a lot of Simpsons, so they're hard. You haven't watched a lot? Yeah, I know. Sorry, mate. It's a fun song, though.

No Bree today. She's away. But on Friday, we had the chance to take our Friday-oke live on the road. It was our very first Friday-oke. And I don't mean to pat ourselves on the back too much, but what a massive, I mean, you can ask the producers, what a massive success, right? Huge, huge success.

Huge success. It was massive. Yeah, people have said it was an enormous triumph. The bar have said we'll have you back any time. Yeah, that's great. And the residents of Ponsonby have said, what was that wonderful sound that was emanating from Little Easy? Basically all Friday night long.

And that was our singers. Joining us on the show tonight, not the man who came first, but the man, oh, I've given it away there. The man who came third, Chad's on the phone. Hi, Chad. Hi, how's it going? Round of applause for you too, mate. Congratulations on picking up the first ever bronze medal for our Friday Okie live tour.

Yeah, pretty proud about that. You took home a $50 bar tab, not the $500 cash. Can I ask what you spent your bar tab on? Just a round of drinks for all my supporters who were there. So they got a good deal, I think. Oh, that's good. Giving back to your community. I really like it. We've got you on to give people an idea of what they can expect from the upcoming

Friday Okis, because we've got Hamilton this Friday, and then we're going Wellington, Christchurch and Dunedin. So if you had to sum up the night in one word, how would you describe Friday Okie? One word would be wild. This is good. You're a great ambassador for this.

You actually had the hardest job of the night. You had to open Friday Okie. You were the first singer and you came out of the blocks charging with this song. Which I didn't expect anybody to attempt this song at all. Do you think it was mastering the high note, which we're just about to hear in the song,

this note right here? Do you think it was hitting that note or the kazoo solo that got you over the line? Oh, I'm not sure which was better, to be honest. It's a combination of both really sort of set the bar, I think, and a bit unexpected. Like both of them unexpected for the audience. Yeah, yeah.

Which is sort of what I was going for. Well, I mean, there you go. There's something you can expect. I was wondering if as a special treat to get people in the mood for the next round, is there any chance we could get you to hit that high note one more time live on ZM, Chad? Okay. All right.

Just the high note, yeah. Just the high note. Yeah, yeah. You could pick it up from I'll Be Gone, if you like. I'll be gone in a day or two. Yes. In a day or two Yes! That right there is a third place voice from Chad from Auckland. Congratulations, mate.

Thanks very much. No, no worries. This week, Friday Okie goes down in Hamilton at the Bank. It starts at 7.30 and you can come along. You can register on our website, ZM Online, and you can join the Facebook group now. Bree and Clint. No Bree today. She's going to be back on air with us tomorrow.

We've been talking recently about the divide between millennials. Well, just the divides between the generations, really, because you go boomers, then Xs, and then millennials, and then Gen Zs. Is that the order in which it goes? Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure that's right. I'm a Gen Z. You're a Gen Z. You're that the order in which it goes? Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure that's right. I'm a Gen Z. You're a Gen Z.

You're a millennial. I'm a millennial, yeah. Bree's a millennial. Ben's a millennial. You're a millennial, right? Yeah, probably. You're one of the younger millennials. I'm pretty young, yeah.

And producer Anastasia, you're going to be one of the older Gen Zs. Yeah. Because you're just in there. Yeah, just in there. We were sitting down getting ready for the show today and producer Anastasia goes, did you know that there's new meanings for particular emojis and only Gen Zs know what they mean? Yep.

And I said, all right, girl, come at me. If there's anything I understand, it's Gen Z culture. I'm talking, I'm good to go. So what I've got you to do is bring me five new emojis. Well, they're not new, but they've got... They've got new meanings. They're used by Gen Z. Yeah, I know, mate. I know, okay.

So, lob me up. And this is good for everybody because you don't want to be using your emojis wrong out there. No. So, let's get to the bottom of the new meanings for particular emojis.

What have we got first? So, the first emoji that Gen Zs are using differently is the pregnant woman emoji. I didn't know there was a pregnant... Well, there you go. Pregnant woman emoji. That's a pregnant woman. I didn't know there was a pregnant woman. There you go, a pregnant woman emoji. That's a pregnant woman, correct? Yes, that's a pregnant woman.

Now, if I commented that on your photo, what would I be talking about? You'd be saying, if you commented on my photo, you would say, it looks like I've had a big lunch. I actually really like that. I reckon it means full. You're wrong, unfortunately. So basically, the pregnant woman emoji means you're attractive.

It's meaning you're so attractive that you've instantly gotten me, if I was commenting. Oh, right. This picture is fertile. It's a bit far-fetched. No, I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that makes sense.

Awesome. So the second. Doesn't mean big lunch. No. That's important. I guess so, yeah. That's important to remember Yeah

So the second Gen Z emoji That they're using differently Is the cat face Cat face Okay Standard cat face Not smiling cat face Not angry cat face

No It's just your normal cat face The first one that comes up When you When you search it Is it rude? Yeah Yeah yeah

I'm gonna say it is Yeah yeah So it's a genitalia, I'm going to say it is. Yeah. So it's a genitalia. Yeah, I thought it was. Yeah, okay. Good job. Well done. Yeah, right.

That's your first one. We'll just leave it at that and say I got it, right? Yeah. Yeah, you go. No, no, no. I didn't want you to go into detail anyways. That was not very creative, Gen Zeds, by the way. Sorry, Mr. Millennial.

So number three, the popular emoji that Gen Zs are using at the moment is a clown face. A clown face emoji. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to say clown face emoji means you've clowned yourself. You've made a fool of yourself in this post. Well done, mate. You got it.

That's the second one. Congrats. Two out of three. Told you I'm good at this. You are good. Actually, am I three out of three? Yeah, you are. Congrats. Two out of three. I told you I'm good at this. You are good. Actually, am I three out of three? Yeah, you are. No, two out of three because I didn't get the pregnant one.

No, you did not get the pregnant one. Okay, yeah. So the fourth one that they're using at the moment, well, I mean my kind they're using at the moment, is the donuts. Donuts. Now, this is not my answer. Yeah.

But I'd like to ask one supplementary question. Okay. Is this rude? Yes. Yeah, it is rude, right? You're correct in that, and it follows the same as the cat face. It is a genitalia reference. Donut is a butthole. Yeah, I wasn't going to

get you to say that, but yes, that's correct. I think we can say that. It's anatomically correct. Yeah, you're ticking and talking. Okay, I'm ticking and talking. Three from four, let's take it home. Alright number five is um a spider a lips and a spider all together oh a combo of emojis yes that's a combination i thought that'd be hard in the last one spider spider eight legs lips spider spider lips Kiss me, Spider-Man. You know what?

I'm just going to pull you up there. That's definitely not right. You weren't even on the right track. It's basically for when someone's wearing a lot of makeup, like long lashes and stuff, like long spider legs. Oh. And then your lips and stuff. Yeah, right.

You've overdone it. You've put too much on. You've got what millennials would call a cake face. Yeah, right. Yeah, millennials would call call a cake face. Yeah, right. Yeah, millennials would call it a cake face. What are you guys calling it? We're calling it spider legs. Spider lips. Okay, well that's an important public service announcement. Don't

go texting spider lip spider to your partner until you understand the full. It's like the time I sent my mum the taco emoji. Oh no.