ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 22nd 2019

Episode Date: July 22, 2019

What did you take back?Bathroom rules in Air BnBDo you have an ex box?Silver Ferns ft WendyTrash or Treasure!Clint had a babyDid your pet go missing?Birthday Banger!Kids go on a roadtripBree has a bone to pick with AllanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, well, well. Finally. Look who's turned up. They let me back on the podcast. The real story. Yeah. You thought I was away at Celebrity Treasure Island. I've actually been locked up.

In Channing's house. In Channing Tatum's house. Yeah, no, I thought so. Now, it's weird being back. And it's even more weird because Clint's not here. Yeah, that must be weird for you. Makes it seem like we hate each other and we refuse to work at the same time. Yep.

But we don't. Are you sure? It was almost perfect though. He went off two days later. Here you are. Boom. Just doing one for the team, guys. Boom.

How have you guys been? I've been good, mate. It's been hard. It's been tiring. It's hard when the family's not together, isn't it? I've been good mate. It's been hard. It's been hard. It's been tiring. It's hard when the family's not together isn't it? It is. It is a bit hard. Because we have a Facebook message group. We're just sharing old photos. Remember this guys?

We'd only raved from each other for a week. I know. I was doing a bit of that. You were doing a lot of that. You were right. It was good. It was great. I liked it. It was very cute. I have seen quite a few messages from our podcasters on Facebook and that being like, when's a new podcast going up? Do you know what?

Can I say? That's my fault. I had an idea of putting out a podcast, a really short one of Ellie and I when we were in here, saying, hey guys, just letting you know, we're not here. Right. But I just forgot. So then everyone's just been left in the like, no idea. No one knows what's going on.

To be fair, neither did we really. I mean, he was having a baby. You were away. We didn't know when you were coming back. Yeah, update. You'll hear it on the podcast. But yeah, Clint's had his baby. You can hear all the details.

It's in the podcast. But that's super exciting for him. And I gave birth to a large burrito. I was going to say. Yes. birth to a large burrito. So, you know, we're all, you know, we're all giving birth. We're all going through huge life moments. Yeah. Big life changes here at the Bree and Clint show.

No, but we're going to be back together really soon. Next week. Yeah. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. But enjoy the podcast from today. What was your favourite moment, guys?

Oh, I mean, we had an exclusive guest. We had an exclusive guest. We had the umpire from the Netball World Cup final that was played this morning. Silver Ferns v. The Aussies. Yes, yes. Pretty big get for the show. Pretty big get. Yes, her name's Wendy and not Bree.

Definitely not me. Wendy, 57 years young. You can follow her on Instagram, actually, at Wendy Netball Extraordinaire. Quite a long handle. Really, yeah. Yeah, and I mean, you know, lay it on thick. Talk yourself up a bit, Wendy.

Yeah, true. Here's the podcast, guys. Enjoy. Now let me see you dance. Zed Ams, Brie and Clint. Oh, they said I wouldn't be back, but I clawed my way back in, guys. I had something for you. I had something for you that I wanted to play. I was going to come in and be like, Zeddy and Bree and Clint. Clint is away on baby duties, but you know what? I love it, Ben.

I love it. As Ben said, Clint is away. He's become a new dad. He'll be away for just a little bit longer, but you still got us. I was going to do a roll call then. Oh, okay. We were going to do so many different things. Oh, we all had different ideas. We had no planning. It was going to be the whole show

to be honest. To be honest, it's weird. I feel like I never left, but then I heard you guys have been talking some crap behind my back. Yeah, always. Wait, what did you hear? What? I just heard that you guys created a talking some crap behind my back. Oh. Yeah, always. I mean, what? Wait, what did you hear? What?

I just heard that you guys created a breeze simulator. No. Oh, no, I don't know what you're talking about. You came back for that. Yeah, you were back in the studio live. You came back. No, I've been in Fiji. Oh, okay. Imagine if I wasn't even actually in Fiji.

Imagine if I just had a four-week holiday. Imagine if you were over in LA and chantingning Tatum's house for three weeks. Yeah. That would be crazy. That would be really weird. No, guys. I've been away filming for Celebrity Treasure Island. Definitely not just on a holiday.

Imagine if it goes to air, Celebrity Treasure Island. I'm not on it. You'd be like, we're like, we've got him. We've got him. Nah, we've got a big show today. One of the biggest things on the show today is Birthday Banger. And we love Birthday Banger. We play it every day at 5.30 where we use your birthdays

and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. But for the next two weeks, guys, if you win Birthday Banger on the Brian Clint Show, you're going in the draw to win a trip to Bali. Brian Clint. Birthday Banger. To Bali. It and Clint. Birthday banger. To Bali. It's going to be big.

What a prize. It's huge. Yeah, so if you win birthday banger in the next two weeks, you're in the draw. So that's not many people. Let's hold on. Wait. I'm pretty good at math. Come on.

Ten people. Well done. Well done. Thanks, guys. It's like you weren't even away. Just straight back in. Quick math. Yeah.

But let's rip into the show. What song do we have, Ben, to kick it off? We have a new one from Sam Smith. Oh, I like this. I heard it yesterday. Yeah. This is How Do You Sleep. But don't go to sleep now.

No, no, no. I lost the get-through. Zidim. Zidim, Spree and Clint, the podcast. No, I'm back from filming Celebrity Treasure Island, so it's really good to be back. And I was with a friend the other day and we went shopping for pots and pans. I really wanted to buy a good fry pan.

Adult of you. Because I'm at the point in my life, guys, where I can actually afford a good fry pan, not from, you know, a cheapo store. Yeah. Which you know you've made it in life when you're buying a scan pan. Ooh. I couldn't afford the scan pan, but the one underneath, I was buying it. Anyway, when we were there, one of my mates, she ran into her auntie

and they were talking about a toaster. The auntie had this toaster that she had used for a fair while and she was returning it because something was faulty on the toaster. And I was like, okay, that's pretty normal. Like she was waiting for them to bring out a replacement toaster. So we were sitting there, we were talking about it. And she then mentioned that she'd had the toaster and was using the toaster for four and a

half years oh and then she's brought it back because it broke all of a sudden there's a fault something broke on it and she decided oh it's still in warranty is it and apparently it was really yeah and so i mean she was a little bit upset because they bought her the brand new It's still in warranty. Is it? And apparently it was. Really? Yeah. And so, I mean, she was a little bit upset because they bought her the brand new updated toaster, the new version, and they said, but sorry, this one doesn't have a warranty on it. Oh, devastating. Oh, no. Really?

I was shocked at that. That's a long warranty for a toaster. I would have thought a toaster would only last like four years or something. Because are you guys the type of people that you buy warranties? Because I'm always like, it's a scam. I normally look to see if it's got a warranty and then I'm like, I'm more inclined to buy it now. Yeah, true, true.

Rather than go out of my way to ask for one. But I wouldn't necessarily buy it. Yeah, but you know certain stores where they're like, you can buy the such and such warranty. And I'm like, well, that's a scam. Oh, yeah, like an add-on. Yeah, yeah. Like an add-on where you purchase actual store warranty. Yeah.

Because I never buy that. I live life on the edge. Yeah, no, you do. You know, it's a bit like health insurance. I'm like, oh, I don't need that. Oh, that you need. Oh, no. That is so different to a toaster.

No, but how much do you need that though? Oh, quite a bit. Pretty key. You do?. That is so different to a toaster. No, but how much do you need that, though? Oh, quite a bit. Pretty key. You do? You don't know what's going to happen. Brie goes out and buys a warranty for a toaster, and then she's like, look, I bought that. I just spent too much money.

I might not spend it on my health. Because I've never bought my own health insurance. Oh. I was always tacked on to my parents. Yeah, right. And now you're 29, and what's happened? You're still tacked on? I figure, you know, as I get older I get wiser

so I'm less likely to hurt myself. No, no, you get older and more sick. That's actually what happens. Yeah, my hip has been playing up actually. I'll look into that. I can't believe she brought the whole – why would you bring – just buy a new one. Yeah, I thought she was cheap.

Would you think to take it back after four and a half months? No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't have the balls to. I wouldn't still have the receipt. Yeah, true. Did she have the receipt? That's a good question. I think she's one of those people that photocopies it.

Oh, wow. You know those people? Yeah, or there's an app for it. Anyway, I want to know if there's anyone else listening right now that's taken something back after having it and using it for ages. 0800DIALZM, what did you take back and get a refund on after how long? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

I'm back, guys. Back from Treasure Island and just bringing you all the real good stuff. And welcome back. Thank you, mate. Appreciate that. 0800DIALZM, what did you take back after a really long period of time using that thing? I ran into one of my friend's aunties the other day who was talking about a toaster she was returning. And I was thinking, oh, yeah, obviously she's had it for a few months.

Or even a few weeks. Or a few weeks. She's not working. No, she'd had the toaster for four and a half years. And she decided that it breaking was a fault of the toaster and not her own. So she just brought it back and said, I need a refund. Complete refund.

Complete refund. And she got it back? They gave her a brand new toaster. No questions asked. That's a good time, isn't it? That's a great time. I mean, I'm trying to think of something that I would bring back after that long.

I'm trying to think if I can take my brother back. So we're asking you this afternoon, what did you take back after using for ages? Karen, hello. Hi, how are you going? What did you take back, Karen? It wasn't me. It was my mum.

She purchased a whole pile of... Of course it was, Karen. Yeah, yeah. What was it? She bought this stuff called brush stick fencing, and it's like you put it around your spa pool and things to get yourself a bit of privacy. So it's a whole bunch of sticks held together with wire. What's she doing in the spa, Karen?

Well. Having a bit of fun time. So she would have had it up for at least a year, probably longer, and the metal in it started to deteriorate. Right. So she went down to the shop with her receipt, and she was like, look, it's all deteriorated. It's fallen apart.

I didn't bring it down because it's like in a million pieces. But, you know, she thought that they'd take her word for it. Anyway, they didn't. So Amanda did see the product. So she went home, found a stingy old piece of carpet, wrapped all the deteriorated pieces of brush that's fencing, took it back down to the shop, and they gave her a full refund. Commitment to the refund.

She deserved it. She deserved it. I could just picture you, Karen, asking for the manager, though. No, I love that. Hey, commitment, asking for the manager, though. No, I love that. Hey, commitment to the refund. That's good. Let's go to Sez. Yeah.

Sez, what did you take back after using for ages? I took back my frying pans. They had a lifetime warranty, you see. And a lifetime says, correct me if I'm wrong, it's a long time. It is a long time. And you see, frying pans, even though they say that they're dishwasher safe, they eventually become non-stick. I see what you're saying.

So you just keep taking them back. In fact, the second time I took them back, they were a bit more expensive than the first time that I took them back and I had to, you know, they just gave me the extra frying pans. But then the next time I took them back, I got another frying pan because they were... How many times did you take these frying pans back? Well, I just had them replaced for the third time. You're a legend!

You know why there's a lifetime guarantee? Because you just get new ones every couple of years, says. Well, here's the thing, is this time when I took them back, there's only a 10-year warranty on them. But I filed it away because I'm sure to be able to

take them back in 10 years. It's a challenge for you, says. I hear it's a challenge. Last caller, what did you take back after using for a long time, Ryan? Yeah, hey, I took back a TV eight years after buying it. It's good. Yeah, I like it. It's good for me, Ryan.

Ryan, was there something wrong with the TV at all? Yeah, so it broke after about two years and they said they couldn't fix it because they didn't have that part in New Zealand. Yeah, so it broke after about two years, and they said they couldn't fix it because they didn't have that part in New Zealand. Right. So I ended up going and buying a new TV, a bit of cheek insurance on there, and stuck the old TV in the back room,

thinking, oh, I'll get some Chinese part later on and try and fix it, and then read a story in the Herald about how long TV should last New Zealand and if they don't work, get a refund. I can just picture Ryan lugging in this massive old-school TV, being like, I can't believe this thing is broken. I've only had it for 28 years. It's black and white, but it should still work.

Thanks, Ryan. Hey, I might take back my mattress Oh too far Too far ZM Spree and Clint the podcast What have you got for us Ellie? I've just come across a tweet On the old Twitter Oh is it 2012 again?

Yeah it is And this guy He's posted His Some rules that were Written to him When he hired out an Airbnb Okay And they're specifically

About the bathroom So you can only hire Out the bathroom Yes Ben Imagine Well some Airbnbs You can only hire out Like a single room

True True I always find those Really weird Do you guys? Well like it's in the house And it's like We're all living there

but this one little room. Yeah, come and stay. The one room. We put a little bit in there. Yeah. That happened to my parents one time. They went to a wedding in Byron and they decided to get on the Airbnb, as my mum likes to say.

She's like, you know, it's a trip. And they hired this place and they thought they had the place to themselves. Oh, no. No, it was actually where all the backpackers were staying. Oh, no. So they had to share a bathroom with all these young people. Oh, no. Always read the fine print.

Read the fine print. Read the fine print. Like this fine print. This fine print. So this guy got there and the bathroom rules were clearly stated. The first one is, please try your best to use the wash basin without splashing the mirror. Okay.

Okay, but don't tell me what to do. Yeah, I mean, if you could just wipe it, like, what? How paranoid would you be? I know. May I suggest, as a sign of courtesy to the person using the bathroom after yourself, that before leaving the bathroom, you wipe dry the chrome water tap

and the wash basin using the towel provided. Oh, the chrome. The chrome. Before taking a shower, please lay the provided floor using the towel provided. Oh, the chrome. The chrome. Before taking a shower, please lay the provided floor mat on the floor. When finished, please put it back on the radiator to dry. If you are likely to splash the floor when using the wash basin, please do the same when using it.

So literally, they don't want any water anywhere. After taking a shower, please use the squeegee provider to remove any water clinging onto the glass, onto the tiles, onto the window, and the first floor bathroom. When finished with the squeegee, please use the towel that you willinging onto the glass, onto the tiles, onto the window, and the first floor bathroom. When finished with the squeegee, please use the towel that you will find in the bathroom,

not your personal one, that you will find in your bedroom, to finish the job of drying the inside of the shower. What? So you've literally got to dry the entire inside of the shower. Shower. Now the purpose of the toilet brush is to remove any signs of your passage,

whatever colour, from inside the toilet, above and below the wood line, from the toilet rim, and from the underside of the toilet seat. The use of the toilet brush is not optional. Please make sure you do not leave any traces of your passage. The word passage. Are they talking about a turd?

Yeah. Who says passage? They're just probably just trying to be, you know. No, gentlemen, it would be highly appreciated if you took a seat Took a seat both for number one and for number two Now you're getting personal That's freedom of choice And then please make sure that when you leave the bathroom

The floor is dry So wait, is this a communal bathroom? I don't understand, I don't think so It's a bathroom That's the thing And you're meant to hire cleaners anyway to clean it up after you finish so I don't get what the issue is. I told my Aunty Cheryl not to put her room up on Airbnb. Clint's away on baby duties but I'm back. You got me.

You got one of us. Hopefully Clint will be back very soon. I was away filming for Celebrity Treasure Island and I met a lot of crew and people that work behind the scenes, some amazing people that do all that stuff. But at night time, you don't really have anyone else to talk to because, I mean, you're living this alternative life. And I was chatting to one of the girls who works on the crew and she was telling me about how she just mentioned really casually

how she had all these different boxes where she kept stuff from. Storage boxes. Yeah, where she kept stuff from previous relationships. She called them Xboxes and not the gaming console. So from each relationship she's had, she's got a box and she's got like certain things in that box. Like memorabilia and gifts. Or like, yeah, gifts that that person might have given her or like photos.

I think she had like, you know, yeah, like she had a pillowcase in one. Oh. What? I don't know. And I sat there and I thought, do I have something like that where I keep stuff from an ex? I think maybe, like not from every relationship. No. You're not doing it on purpose.

Oh, don't sit there Ellie and pretend like you're like. No, I'm good. You piped up earlier today and you said you've got a box from your very first boyfriend. It's not a box, but I have a couple of things from my first relationship that I had when I was like 16 to 18. And you keep them in a box? No, they're not in a box. Where are they? It's a bag.

No. Not even one in a box. No, just a couple of things from that, you know, first relationship. There's a little ornament that he gave me when I went to uni. An ornament? Like for the Christmas tree? No, like a little hanging. It kind of was, actually.

Cool quote on it. Really cute quote. I think there's a jumper that he used to... Who buys someone an ornament anyway? A lovely, lovely man. Do you still have the jumper? Yep, I think so. When was the last time you sniffed it? Oh, no, I'm joking. No, I haven't seen that in years. I do

have a partner who's probably listening right now. I don't want him to feel weird about it. Does he know about this box? Probably not, and this is probably the first time he's hearing about it. Where is it in the house? To be honest, I don't even know where it is. I just know that somewhere in the depths I probably still got a couple of those things. Does he know about the

shrine that you have though? Good, good. And why have you kept all that stuff? Well I think I kept it obviously when I first broke up with him because at the time it was really raw and it was like hard. And why do you have it there? And then I've just never really disposed of it.

But at the same time, I view life in like phases sometimes, you know, and you have like these phases. It doesn't mean I care about him lots and I want to like get back with him or anything. Yeah. But he was the first. What?

What? I was going to say, yeah, just a phase. No, I want to know. No, it was just,

yeah, I just, I'm quite sentimental, I suppose. And it's just like a part of my life that I am fond of and, you know, I'm to know. No, it was just, yeah, I'm quite sentimental, I suppose. Yeah, right. And it's just like a part of my life that I am fond of and, you know, I'm not ashamed of it and it was good times. So have you had any other boyfriends in between him and your current boyfriend Sam?

See, I have. And do you have anything from those? No, I don't. I don't. Oh, okay. I don't. Do I? No, I don't.

I don't. It was just the first one. Ellie's like, nah, burn that stuff. I burned it all. I want to know from you guys on 0800DIALZM, do you have a box where you keep all your ex's stuff? And what's in it? Like, do you have baby teeth of theirs?

Oh, God. Maybe, actually. No, that would be weird, wouldn't it? Yeah. 0800DIALZM, or you can text us on 9696. What do you have of your exes? ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Do you have an ex box?

And by that I mean a box where you store stuff from a relationship or maybe you've just got a few things that you've kept from a certain relationship. Spoke to a girl who has a different box for every relationship she was in. It's a little bit weird. The fact that she's got a box for every single ex is interesting. And there's a name on each of them. Yeah, that is a bit strange.

See, I kept stuff, I just kept it, it was just by coincidence. It wasn't like I stored all this stuff in one box and then the next one and then the next one. It does make it easy though if you ever want to create a voodoo doll where you just want to. That's true. Because you've got all the stuff there. Yeah, you do. That's very true.

So we've asked you on 0800DALZM, what stuff do you still have from the ex? A few interesting text messages someone texted through and they said, I've got a photo of his credit card back in front. Oh, my gosh. Amazing. Change it. Change it. Yeah, I'd be Amazing. Change it. Change it.

Yeah, I'd be cancelling that card, actually. And there's one person that said that they had, from their first boyfriend, their parents owned a blanket factory and they dated when they were 13 and he gave me a baby blanket for my birthday. All three kids have now used that blanket. Buzzy Jean. That's kind of cute, though.

That is quite cute. Kind of. Who do we want to go to first? Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. What do you still have from the ex? So I don't call it an ex box.

It's more of a memorabilia box. You know, those sentimental things that you just can't throw away. Yes. So it does have items from the ex in it. It's got my first high school boyfriend's, me and his ball photos. Okay, that's cool. Because, you know, you've got to keep those, but you don't want to throw them away, you know?

Yeah. Jewelry he gave me. My daughter's father jewelry he gave me as well, but then it's also got other stuff like my daughter's baby teeth and her umbilical cord clip and death notices and the balloons people gave me when my daughter was born. Oh, nice. Throw it all in together, Sarah. I want to ask, Sarah, from that

previous relationship, do you ever just want to wear the jewellery? No. No, because it's just weird but I don't want to throw it away. So I thought, oh, that was my first boyfriend gave it to me. And if I had a son, he can give it to his first girlfriend or something. But that sounds weird now that I'm saying it.

No, totally, totally normal. No, it sounds like you've kept a lot of nice things, but I love how it's all in the same thing. You're like, there's my daughter's baby teeth. There's a piece of jewelry. What about you, Dan? What did you keep from the ex? So when I was 16, I was working casually for my dad over the summer. And a dude called Will had come over from LA.

He was a student in Wellington. He was working for my dad as well. We took things steady. And after about nine months, he ended up telling me that he had to move back to the States with his family because I was finishing up work here. So when he got back, he started sending me a few gifts. We kept in contact. He sent me, like, his favourite cologne from the States

and sent me, like, hoodies and postcards and pictures and stuff. And I just, yeah, it was my first love, like puppy love and stuff like that. I was heartbroken when he left. I held on to it for a while. I've still got it. Can I just say, Dan, that sounds like the plot line to a movie. It does. Like, you know, you meet someone on a summer love and then you have a rendezvous,

but then he has to move home, you know? And then he sends you back all his cologne. And you can't get rid of him. I wish it was only a movie. Oh, Dan. What about you, Brendan? What did you keep from the ex? I've got a bit of a bag stashed away in the back of the wardrobe.

There's a few bits and pieces in there. There's a couple of mini golf scorecards, some tickets from events that we went to. And it's all from the same relationship, Brendan? Yeah, all from the same ex, yeah. And have you got a new girlfriend now? No, I don't. No, not in the market for a while, eh?

Oh, why? Oh, it's just, I don't know, just the way things ended with the last one was all positive and all that sort of stuff. So, I don't know, I'm just happy the way things are. So, yeah, it's all box of, like, sentimental stuff. And, yeah, it's cool to hang on to. Brendan, are you hoping she hears this and then it'll reignite the relationship?

I don't think she listens to the radio, Luke, so I'm hoping she doesn't. I think I'm actually supposed to give a few of these things back to her. I thought you were going to say she doesn't listen to your show. No, I like that, Brendan. That's nice. Let's go to the last one. Let's go to Kate.

You texted in a really interesting story, Kate. What did you keep from an ex? Well, I keep everything. And I kept cards and photos and stuff. And this was from a guy I dated literally 30 years ago. So you kept a photo from a relationship from 30 years ago? And a little note he'd written me, and it was our ball photo,

like the girl just said before, it was our ball photo. Okay. We dated when we were sort of 15, 16. But the weird thing is, we've just started dating again after 30 years. What? Oh, hell.

So I produced these things from 30 years ago and just blew his mind. Really? Was he into it? Or was he a bit weirded out? He thinks I'm maybe a little bit of a stalker and a little bit of a hoarding issue, but actually it's been really sweet. Kate, I can just imagine you're like, oh, this is so weird. Here's a photo.

Here's a note you wrote me and here's a lock of your hair. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I saw a post from you Producer Ellie Early this morning You got into the netball In the wee hours of the morning

I don't really want to talk about it Yeah well it sucks Because the Kiwis won I don't know if you heard Bree But the Kiwis beat Australia Yeah No I heard Yeah yeah yeah

In the netball cup final Which was incredible Because they haven't won that since 2003. So that's 16 years. So correct me if I'm wrong, the Silver Ferns have been in a battle with the Aussies in three other World Cups where they've lost the final to the Aussies.

Yeah, so the last World Cup since the 2003 one, Aussie New Zealand final every single time and every single time Australia have won. And this time we got them by one. Yes. It's always a good battle between the Kiwis and the Aussies in the netball, isn't it? It was such a good game. I loved it.

I was crying. It was all emotional. It was about 4 a.m. so I was tired. No, it's awesome to see the girls get up. Yeah. Even though I'm Australian, it is good to share it around. It is. But we've actually got an exclusive.

We've actually got the referee or the umpire that did the final match. We've actually got her on the phone. Her name's Wendy. Wendy, come in. It must have been intense out on the court today. Yeah, look, hi, guys. Wendy, first of all, 57 years young. Got to get that promo out, you know.

Got to get a promo for the old profile. Follow me on Insta at Wendy Umpire Extraordinaire. It is quite long to handle, but I don't mind it. Well, for me, obviously, being an Aussie, it is, you know, it is hard to be professional, but I do love the game a lot, and that's why it was such an honour to be over here in Liverpool, just umpiring a great game of netball. Oh, I mean, it was intense and there were some harsh calls there, Wendy, but, I mean, you were pretty accurate.

Look, mate, I mean, I've been umpiring for 28 years. Yes, I was umpiring, if you do the math, from a very early age. And I know my stuff. If there's one thing I know, it's netball. It is netball. Hold on one sec, sorry. Excuse me. Stepping. I need my stuff. If there's one thing I know, it's netball. It is netball. Hold on one sec, sorry. Excuse me. Stepping, I need my latte.

I'm trying to do some right. No, you're gone. That's contact. You're gone for being a bitch. Get out. Wendy, you are a ruthless referee. Sorry, guys. It's all go here in Liverpool.

I've been on the caffeine. You know, I do like to keep up with the caffeine because I don't like to do my double stepping. I like to keep up, you know? Oh, well, it is 5.35am in the morning there, so have you been up all night, Wendy? Look, I don't want to say I am a professional netball umpire and the Commonwealth Games did give me the stiff,

but not on this time, not on the World Championships. I was here and I was clear and I did my cartwheel into contact, if you know what I mean. You finally got your big world stage win. We're bloody proud of you. Very, very happy for you, mate. It's about bloody time now and it's good to see the Silver Ferns get up. I do love the girls.

I did used to play with some of them back in the day when I was in my high day. Oh, did you? Good to have a few drinks with the girls and just get amongst it, you know? Oh, okay. Yeah, nice. Can you name a silver fern for me, Wendy? There's that Flau's wife. Oh, yeah, right, yeah.

Maria. Maria. Yeah, she, I mean, she had a great game, didn't she? Oh, yes, yes. I think she did, yes. I mean, if I know netball, if I a great game, didn't she? Oh, yes, yes. I think she did, yes. I mean, if I know netball, the Silver Ferns really did play well. And it's a game of four quarters, and they really stepped it up in that last quarter

and just came through with the win. It was a good – as well as – double shot, please. Double shot. Oh, Wendy, you sound a bit busy there. Maybe we'll let you go and ref. But thank you so much for your time and for coming on the phone today. Thanks, please. Double shot. Oh, Wendy, you sound a bit busy there. Maybe we'll let you go and riff. But thank you so much for your time and for coming on the phone today. Thanks, Wendy. Wendy, 57 years young.

Follow me on the gram at WendyNetballExtraordinaire. Definitely, Wendy. Definitely, Wendy. Zid M. Spree and Clint, the podcast. Trash. Oh, Trash. Trash. Oh, treasure. Where we get all antiques roadshow, which I mean, T's and C's,

we've had to go elsewhere because the antiques roadshow audio was too old. It's horrible. It takes me maybe three hours to get two little clips. Exactly. So we've gone to a show called Pawn Stars, which has some really cool items on it. Be an adult, Ellie. Oh, sorry.

I hadn't actually noticed. I hadn't actually noticed. And we'll play you the audio of a certain item, and you have to tell us whether you think it's trash worth under five grand or treasure worth over five grand. And if you can do that, two out of three, you pick up the mobile fuel. Sophie, do you understand? You get that? Roger that.

Roger that. Sophie, let's rip into your first item. Here it is. I have an Alfred Hitchcock autographed self-portrait. I collect Hollywood memorabilia and there was a celebrity auction going on and this was one of the couple that I purchased. Right, an autographed Alfred Hitchcock self-portrait. What do you think, Sophie?

Trash or treasure? I'm going to go trash. You're going to go trash? Lock-in trash worth under five grand. Let's go to the audio. Put the value right at $1,200. Oh, you've nailed it. Cheater. All right you've nailed it. Killed it.

All right. One to Sophie. Let's go to item number two. Here it comes. I have an antique straitjacket. For like crazy people kind of straitjacket? Well, this is not just any straitjacket. This is an original Harry Houdini straitjacket.

This is Houdini's jacket from January 1st, 1950. That is absolutely awesome. Wow. One of the, probably if not the most famous magician ever, a Houdini straight jacket. What do you think, Soph? I'm going to go Trisha. Okay, worth over five grand.

Let's see if you're right. This jacket, I would estimate, would go anywhere between $34,000 and $42,000. Whoa! Oh,000. Whoa! Oh, nice. Sophie, have you played this before? No. Do you want to go, let's go the third item just to see if you would have got three from

three. You've got the mobile fuel anyway. You've got the mobile fuel. Just a bit of fun. Just let's play for fun. Here comes item number three, Sophie. The original Grey Sports Almanac. Do you remember that, Sophie, from the Back to the Future movie?

God, no. You don't remember that? Have you seen Back to the Future, Sophie? No. Oh, okay. Well, there's why you don't know. Well, it's a piece, it's an iconic piece from that movie. But, I mean, Michael J. Fox hasn't signed it.

He hasn't signed it. It's just like a bidding book, yeah. I'm going to go Treasure. Treasure, worth over 5K. Let's go to the audio. I would put a fair value on it. $2,500. Lucky you've already got

the fuel. You've picked up some mobile fuel. Well done. Thank you. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Yes, I'm back, but no, Clinton Roberts, he is away because of one big reason. There's a

big announcement and as we always do, it's tradition on the show, the Bree and Clint show, to get the big announcements done by Justin Bieber. And we've got the dad himself on the line right now. Hello, mate. Did you let Justin Bieber

introduce my bloody baby? Mate, you're welcome. I mean, it's a big deal. Hello, mate. Did you let Justin Bieber introduce my bloody baby? Mate, you're welcome. I mean, it's a big deal. That's actually quite a good get. If I'd known you had Justin Bieber, I would have withheld my Instagram post for a couple of weeks. I love it, mate.

Hey, how are you feeling? You're at home. You're a new dad for the first time. How come you're not at bloody work? Because I don't ever want to come back I'm sorry, I mean I love you guys but I've got a baby it's the buzziest thing Did you not know that she was pregnant?

Nah, well I didn't know it was going to come out I had my fingers crossed for a golden retriever. But no, we got a daughter. We got a little baby Tui, and that's her name. She's not a bird, by the way. She's a human baby. And yeah, she's absolutely fantastic. I haven't slept, but I don't care.

It's like the best two-week bender I've ever been on. Oh, that's so cute. How much is she sleeping, mate? I need to know. Is she a good sleeper or has it been rough? Remember when we were in L.A. and you and Ellie stayed up all night doing those Katy Perry videos? Yep.

I'm one awake. Less than that. Less than that. Whoa. Oh, shit. You've got constant jet lag. Yeah, she's got a lot in common with you. Her bum has been going nonstop as well.

I compared her butt to an Icelandic volcano before. It just erupts frequently and erratically. Do you just ever think to yourself, how can that come out of something so cute? Oh, the baby or the poo? The baby. Oh, you mean when the baby came out of Lucy? No, no.

No, when the poo comes out of the baby, how can something like that come out of something so cute? Do you know what? Do you know what? And I don't mean to get too gross on you too soon, but baby poo at this stage doesn't smell. It doesn't smell. Yeah, it changes texture every single day. And sometimes there's like weird little seed things in it,

which I don't know where they came from. I know we named her after a bird, but we're not feeding her seeds. And today it kind of looked like, you know that hummus you get that's like a pumpkin hummus? Oh, yes. And we're going to wrap the new dad Clint up there. We're going to wrap it up. I love this.

Mate, you've been a dad for two weeks and you're already talking nitty gritty. I love it. Yeah, I know. I'm deep in it, mate. For the lack of a better term. No, we're all so excited for you, mate, and we're really excited to meet her

and hopefully exploit her on our radio show. She's very cute. I know they took away Instagram likes, but she has been bumper for the likes. Seriously. She'd be racking them up. Is she going to get her own account soon? Well, yeah, I might just lump her in with the cats account.

Oh, nice. There's less pages to manage. They do need a few more likes, don't they? Yeah, they need some more likes and plus, you know, well, let's just collaborate. Let's just consolidate. I love it, mate. Little baby Tui, we're so proud of you and Lucy

and heaps of love sending it your guys' way and we'll see you very soon. Okay, thanks, guys. Bye, mate. Bye, mate. See you. Can you hear that? Poo explosion.

Yeah. That was me, sorry. That was me. See you, mate. Bye. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. Speaking of a member of the show, Ross Boss, you've been going through a little bit of a bad time in the last week.

And I wanted to get you on because there's a really happy ending to the story of you and your family losing your cat. Look, it is the drama that's Cripsimation. All 998 people who follow me on Instagram. 988, something like that. Anyway, and then it's turned out it is the greatest, happiest story of 2019. Look, this is pretty crazy. You guys lost your cat, Forrest, a week ago, and you guys then went on a nationwide hunt for Forrest. It was all over Facebook.

You were encouraging people to share it. You were out on the streets. Posters everywhere. Night and day, just looking for this poor cat that went missing. What's happened? I used company funds to print out flyers. Also, you might have noticed a dip in your audience recently.

All Brian Clint marketing was diverted to just to get this cat home. I saw the billboards and I'm all for it. And Forrest the cat, after a week of gone missing, has actually come home. Here's the headline.

Man loses cat, it comes back. Oh my god. Let's put that up to the air. Well, I'm really hoping the Daily Mail pick it up. But, yeah, that cat just disappeared. Spent a lot of

company money trying to find her. Did not find her. Completely gave up yesterday. That's it. Nah. Nothing's happening. No shit. 20 minutes later, someone called up. We've got your cat. How? Where is she being? She was like two or three k's away from our house.

Right. So I got around there, picked her up, brought her back home, very happy. For about an hour, then I was reminded she's quite loud. Put her back outside. And I mean, look, I'm not going to lie, Ross, not the best looking cat I've seen. You know, and like we've discussed this before, Brie, I'm not going to lie, Ross, not the best-looking cat I've seen. You know, and, like, we've discussed this before, Brie.

Basically, I spoke to your mum and I was like, so you know how you're like when you really love, like, a child, essentially, and they're not that pretty? What do you do? Ross! I walk around the house now going, oh, Forrest! I hope you're talking about my brother. Well, it serves you guys right because you named the cat Forest

and they love to run. Well, you know what? When we found her because we rescued her because we're an amazing human being, she had like a really bung eye and looked like Forest Whitaker, the actor with the bung eye. Oh, my God. So that's why she's called that. So someone just had her and they saw it on Facebook?

Is that how it came about? Well, I can only assume it was the outstanding marketing campaign that we put out there. I mean, it was pretty incredible. She's going to be getting some great results in the next book or so. Right. Look, it's a feel-good story of 2019.

I know we'll be touching on this before Christmas again. No, we will. We will cross to you to, you know, life on as Forrest has come back to your household. But it is a feel-good story, and I was really excited that you guys got her back because she's a family member. And we want to hear from other people who are listening on 0800DIALZM.

When did your pet go missing and they came back? Like, how long was it? Because there's some stories where it's months. I mean this was a week, which is good, but we want your stories on 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. Ross Boss was devastated to learn that he lost his cat about a week ago. Yeah, there it is there.

Forest ran off in a storm and then they've been searching for a week. It's all over Facebook. Everyone around the office has taken time off work. That's why we weren't here last week. Look for the cat. Putting all the marketing up, all the billboards we were doing, the flyers, we were doing it all. And the cat forest has been found.

Someone had the cat and it's been returned. That is so good. A week later, which is really cool. So they've gotten their family member back. So we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, when did your pet go missing and how long was it before they came back? Do you want to go to the phones or do you want to text? There's quite a lot of texts, can I say,

where people are saying the pet went missing and then they actually turned up at their old flat. They knew. So the pet would go back to where they used to live, which is crazy. Like that's how smart some of the animals are. Yeah. But let's go to the phones. Ella on 0800 dials it in. When did you lose your pet? It was about 10 years ago and we'd actually just moved house and he ran away as soon as we moved and we'd been looking for him for quite a while and then two years later we got a sighting of him back around the old house.

Two years later? What was it? Was it a dog? A cat. A cat. Oh sorry, I missed that. A cat. So two years later. Two years. What was it? Was it a dog? A cat. A cat. Oh, sorry, I missed that. A cat. So two years later, someone said to you, I saw your cat at the countdown the other day. Yeah. Where was it?

This was in Auckland. It was, yeah, we live out ruraly, so he'd been hunting and living off the land for a couple of years. Great. Yeah. You've got the bear for a couple of years. Great. Yeah. You've got the bear grills of cats. I know. And he lived till he was 19.

Wow. That's incredible. So he came back home and it was all good. Yeah. He was on a gap year, obviously. Let's go to Aidan. When did you lose your pet and then they came back? Well, I lost it when I was about five.

Now, she was a black Labrador named Eden. You know, the most ironic Labrador you can even think of. Oh, no, we're losing her. Eden, are you there? We'll come back to Eden. We'll try and come back. We'll try and come back. Let's go to Lisa.

Hi, Lisa. Hi. When did you lose your pet and they came back? Well, we lost our bearded dragon. What? Oh, I see. Yeah. Wasn't expecting that.

Yeah, a bit different. And what did he get out of the house or his cart? No, he had an outside enclosure in the garden so that he could go and sun himself. And he was always supervised, but he managed to get out one day from the enclosure. And my biggest fear was what somebody would do if they caught him, because he's a bit different. So we did all the Facebook posts and searching and running around the neighbourhood trying to find him.

And I'd just about given up hope finding him. And a week later, we got a call from the SPCA to say someone had found them sunning himself in their driveway. Shut up. Was he microchipped? No, no, but somebody that I knew through the SPCA that he would have been mine. So, yeah, this person found him and didn't know what to do with him, so they just threw a box over him and took him to the SPCA.

Oh, wow. By some miracle, we got him back. But then, yeah, about a year later, he actually got out again. And I thought, there is no way I'm going to be this lucky a second time round. But yeah, same story again. About a week later, he showed up and about a block away from their house. Somebody's bulldog had found him in their garden and didn't know what to do with him. No, he was just a kid.

I can just picture you, Lisa, when you lose this poor bearded dragon that was your pet and you're making those signs and you have to take the photo of him and people walking up going, oh, there's a lost, that's a weird looking dog. Yeah, we had to sort of explain to everybody, yeah, he was actually a pet. Yeah, he was actually a legal pet, like he's not illegal and not endangered or something. But yeah, so.

And we have changed Lisa's name just in case. Yeah. No, I love it. I love it. Feel good stories for your Monday, getting your pets back, which is cool. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. No, we talked about this, Ben. Yeah? It's a special Birthday Banger today. Of course, okay. We've got to play the special opener for the special Birthday Banger. Free and Clint's Birthday Banger.

To Bali. That's right, people. We've revved up Birthday Banger. If you get your song played in Birthday Banger in the next two weeks, you could be winning a trip to Bali. That's right. It's all thanks to Grab One and them turning nine, and this is exciting stuff. So it makes Birthday Banger even that more special.

And who are we going to kick it off with? Let's go with Rachel. Hi, Rach. Hi, Bray. Would you love a trip to Bali, Rach? I'd love a trip to Bali. How good would it be? Oh, it'd be wicked.

Sipping cocktails. Well, let's see if we can get you there. What's your birthday, Rach? 25th of April, Anzac Day, 19... Wait for it, 1970. Oh, we love these, Rach. You were 16 in 1986 on the 25th of April. And back in the 80s, this topped the charts.

You don't have to be rich to be my girl. You don't have to be cool to rule my world. Prince. The king himself, it's Prince. The king himself, it's Prince. Did you hear that comment? I've had a long time off, Rach. That's a good one, Rach, to kick us off.

Cool. We'll see what else we get. We'll see if we can get a win here. Let's go to James. Hi, James. How are you doing? Good, thanks. I believe it's your birthday today.

Yeah. How exciting. What year are we talking, James? 1987. All right, James. So you were 16 in 2003 on the 22nd of July, which is today. And back in 2003, this was number one. She's very topical at the moment, James. Beyonce.

Yeah. Yeah. What are your thoughts? What are your thoughts? What are your thoughts? Probably not my cup of tea. I don't think I look good in a skirt like she does, but, you know. You never know. James, you've got to fight for it.

A trip on the Bali could be on the line. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's true. That's true. It's not bad. Queen B. Queen B. Could be worse.

Let's round it out with Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. Hi. What's your birthday, Kelsey? 18th of February, 1992. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 18th of February and this was Top of the Charts.

Bit of RiRi? Yeah, it was good back then. What are you saying? It's age, not well. I think she's put out some better stuff, to be honest. She's put out a lot of bangers. I don't mind that song, though, for a throwback. All right.

This is big, Kelsey. We have to deliberate. I know. My daughter's very nervous. Whoever gets their birthday banger played is going into the draw to win that trip to Bali. So producers, Clint isn't here. It's up to us.

Can we come to a verdict? Oh. My vote would probably be Prince. Just because you haven't heard that on the video? I haven't heard that ever. I know what you mean. It's kind of the fun one, isn't it? It is the fun one.

It's like the rebellious one. You know what I'm like? What are you like? I love to play the oddball. Yeah. Okay. And I liked Rachel's vibe. I did too. She was great. I think she'd be keen for a trip to Bali. Rach, what do you reckon? Oh, I reckon that'd be

amazing. Rach, you're in the draw, mate. We're playing it. Yes. Prince, kiss on ZM. I can't remember the last time I said that. This is your birthday banger for today. Enjoy, New Zealand. You don't have to be beautiful

To turn me on I just need your body, baby From dust to gold Ninja party, baby From dusk till dawn You don't need experience To turn around Just leave it all to me I'm gonna show you what it's all about You don't have to be rich to be my girl.

You don't have to be cool to rule my world. Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with. I just want your extra time and your kiss. You've got to not talk dirty, babe. And if you won't impress me, you can't be too flirty, mama. I know how to undress me. Yeah. I want to be your fantasy.

Maybe you could be mine. You just leave it all up to me. We could have a good time. Don't have to be rich to be my girl. Don't have to be cool. Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with. I just want your hands to time me, yo. Kiss, yes I think we'll dance Got you, got you

You go and discover Got you, got you Oh Look out when these fools play Got you, got you, got you Women like us rule my world I said they rule my world At your age, mama Not your shoe size Maybe we could do the twirl You don't have to watch Dynasty

Till heaven had a tooth I have to watch fantasy To have an attitude You just need to want to be My love to be your fool Yeah You don't have to be fresh To be my girl You don't have to be cool To rule my world

I love my dick and the sun I love my dick and my style I can be a hot butt I just want your Hats to turn your Kiss Kiss You are on ZM This is Brian Clint

Don't change that dial Birthday Banger, how good And it's super exciting Because we love Birthday Banger here at our show. Yeah. And you guys love it too, which this makes it even that much sweeter because Grab One and Darp Travels have come on board and we're giving away a trip to Bali. So how it works, just like Rachel,

if you get your song played in the next two weeks, so that's only ten people that are going to be in this draw, you could be winning a trip to Bali, return flights for two to Bali, seven nights accommodation. And trust me, there's a lot of bells and whistles with this trip, which is awesome. And all you have to do, yeah, is call up for Birthday Banger every day, just after 5.30 and get your song played.

Pretty simple. Easy. What's this song? What? Oh, this is Purple Rain. Prince. I get it. Purple Rain. Purple Rain.

Purple Rain. R.I.P. to the Prince of Music. Yeah. The tribute. That was Birthday Banger and we'll do that again tomorrow for that trip to Bali. Bree and Clint. The podcast. tomorrow for that trip to Bali. Clint's away. He's on daddy duties at the moment but at least I'm back, guys.

Woo! Yay! Don't act too excited. It's been a good day with you here. No, it's been fun. I'm actually so excited to be back on radio because TV is hard. It is very difficult. Saw a story over from Aussie the other day,

and I can really relate to this story because I grew up on a farm and I learned how to drive when I was about, I want to say, nine years old. Did you? Yes. My dad, well, they don't trust me now, but still own a car, don't I? My dad bought us a car. We called it the bush basher car yeah and sorry that's great no this is such an australian story already but yeah bought us this car when i was nine and my brother was probably he would have been seven

and we learned how to drive when we were really young um but there's a story out of aussie where a 13 year old a 14 year a 14-year-old, and a 10-year-old have packed up their family four-wheel drive and they've headed on a 900-kilometre road trip. Oh, my God. It's a little bit different. We were driving around on private property. These kids drove 900 kilometres.

We too. So they started in a place called Graysmere. I actually know it. It's a small country town typical um near rockhampton and they drove across states into a place uh in new south wales called grafton and apparently they said we left a note explaining where we were oh so it was fine though that's what they thought that's really nice thing for telling us but all i think about right is obviously i'm hoping the 14 year old was driving because you know he's the closest yeah yeah yeah how do you not get pulled over anywhere in the space of 900 kilometers you know how he was clearly a very good driver that's true that's true you know what I mean? Unless you would have been pulled over ages ago. Totally.

How long were they gone for in terms of minutes, days, hours? Apparently they were gone for about two days. And like, did anyone like, you know, wonder where the kids were? You know what I mean? Oh, they were looking. Oh, they just couldn't find them. Yeah. Right.

Makes sense. Because none of them had phones. True. They're too young for phones. No, just because they wanted to switch off from the world for a bit, so they left their phones at home. Oh, I need to take a leave from the internet. Apparently the reason for it was they wanted to go fishing.

What a great reason, yeah. Fair enough, guys. And when the police pulled them over, when they explained it, he was like, oh, no, that's fair. Fair enough. Off you guys go. See you later. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Clint's away, so the kids will play. And by kids, I mean just us. Have a bone to pick with someone who's on the show every now and then, big gay gorgeous Al. G'day, team. G'day, mate. One of my best mates, also my flatmate. And I need to talk to you about something because I feel like something has gone too far.

Oh, dear. What have I done? I wash your bedsheets and... Oh, my goodness me. I mean, he had fun times in them. Oh, no. No, I didn't. Oh, Ellen.

I would practically be doing it with you if I did that. I couldn't do it. Well, you know, what I need to talk to you about is kind of around that. Look, I support you and your dating life and your floozy actions sometimes. You love to, you know, date a lot. Yeah. Don't you? I'm off, like, I'm off the dating scene for a week.

Are you? I'm getting a bit sick. And by off the dating scene, he means only six dates that week. Right. He has one night off. Good on you, mate. Yeah, pretty much. You love to date a lot.

Guys, I got a message from Alan the other day that disturbed me quite a lot. And Alan said to me, he's like, you were involved in one of my escapades the other night. And I said, okay, that's interesting. He's like, you technically were in the room when I was having relations with a young gentleman. Not young. Don't make this sound like that. 25, thank you.

Was he 25? That's old for you, isn't it? Yeah. Usually they're around 21 year old age. Alan said, he goes, it was really awkward for me because, you know, I was getting intimate and I soon locked eyes with you. Oh, no. Oh, no.

There's a mug that's in our house. Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. That's from an old radio show that I used to do. And my face and the guy that I used to do the radio shows on this mug, Alan was drinking from that mug earlier that night. And Alan said he locked eyes with my photo on this mug mid-session. After. It was actually after.

It was after. So you were with me the whole time. Oh, God. Well, at least you didn't see it like mid. You might have gone, you know. Yeah. What was that? I don't know.

It was so graphic on the mic. It was. Sorry. You know what Yeah. What was that? I don't know. It was so graphic on the mic. It was. Sorry. You know what I mean. What was that like for you? It was scary. No, I wouldn't say scary. I just felt like I was being judged.

Confronting. Confronting, yeah. I felt like you were just watching the whole time. And, like, you and I are pretty close. Like, we're going to have a bath together at some point. So we've discussed. We'll talk about that later. But that's so fine.

I'm happy to do that. But when it comes time to adult cuddles and a certain other. No. And I'm just laying there having a good time. And I'm finished. Sleep time. And there's Bree staring right at me. The judgment was all too bloody real.

So I've just got one question. I should take the picture of you down in my room then. I'm championing you. Go Bree. Take it down. Take one for the team. Take it down. ZM's Bree and Clint.

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