ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 23rd 2019

Episode Date: July 23, 2019

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Huh? Is it on? Hey, is this... Is my mic on? Is it mine? Can you hear me? Are we recording? Yeah, we are. Okay, cool. Welcome to the podcast, guys.

Did I say yesterday, was I telling you guys how there was a lot of messages being like, where's the podcast? Yes, yeah, yeah. Did you guys see the messages on our Bree and Clint Instagram, at Bree and Clint, little plug. Someone messaged. There was quite a few people who messaged and they were excited that the podcast was back. Obviously, they hadn't listened to it yet.

I thought today for the podcast intro, we could try and call one of those people on Instagram. Oh, yeah. Just say hello and be like, you're on the podcast right now. Okay, do it. Obviously, they listened to it. Hopefully, it works. This person's name is Libby. Okay.

And it's a video call. Oh, yeah. Me. Can you works. This person's name is Libby. It's a video call. Oh, yeah. Me. Can you hear that? It's on. I hope she answers. Radio. Libby. Yes, hey. Hello, mate. Hello. How you going? Guess what you're on right now.

I'm not on the radio, surely. You're on the podcast intro, mate. Oh, my God. I love the podcast the radio, surely. You're on the podcast intro, mate. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I love the podcast. That's brilliant. I saw that you messaged us and you've been waiting for a podcast

for a little while. Yeah, and do you know what? I actually went back and listened to the ones from before I started while you guys were on a break. Oh, really? So, yeah, absolute crack up. Peter the Cheater. How good was that?

Peter the Cheater. Oh, the best. Oh, my gosh. Mate, this is an exclusive for the podcast listeners. So that was when we would do chat roulette. We'd call random numbers in our phone and Clint ended up calling my auntie's old boyfriend that cheated on her and we called him Peter the Cheater but he didn't answer. Anyway, he emailed me a couple of days after that and he's like,

oh, just so you know, I didn't cheat on your auntie and we were like, bullshit, you didn't. Everyone knows now, Peter. Peter the Cheater. Peter the Cheater. Yeah, he was a dirty dog actually. Well, yeah, here's Ben. Oh, g'day, mate. Hey, Ben. And here's Ellie. Hey, Jenny, it's Al from Christ's Quest. Hey, he was a dirty dog actually. Well, yeah, here's Ben. Oh, g'day mate. Hey Ben. And here's Ellie. Hey Lovie. How you going? Good, how are you? Clint's away

obviously at the moment, you know that. But he's back soon. Yes. Is there any shout outs you want to give anyone else? Nope. Nice. Whereabouts are you Libby? Shout out to you guys. Oh, cool. Shout out to you guys Oh cool Shout out to Quinn and Tui and yeah Oh that's so lovely Awesome Whereabouts are you Libby?

In Aussie in South Australia Oh cool Good old South Australia Yeah Love it Yeah Oh nice Well we appreciate you listening to the podcast

And now you will be able to listen to yourself at the start of the podcast That is crazy awesome have a good day mate bye bye we should try to do one of those yeah that was nice i want to say day but that was nice hey awesome hey if you hear this on the podcast and you want us to give you a call uh message our instagram and we'll try and get you on one of the podcasts video call as well. Yeah. Hey guys, enjoy the podcast.

Zid Ams. Zid Ams. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zid Ams, Brie and Clint. Woo! Oh, we're back. Hey, we're back.

Zid Ams, Brie and Clint, but Clint is away on Baby Judy still, but someone's back. Can I just say, I am back. You were going to play your little thing, weren't you? Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You're back., but someone's back. Can I just say, I am back. You were going to play your little thing, weren't you? Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We know you're back. Producer Ben and I are fighting. We've been trying to figure it out.

We've been talking about who's going to get custody. Yeah. And it's me. Yeah. Because I love custody. Ellie's back too. Hi there. Hi, thanks for having me.

Have you changed t-shirts? No, what? Are you tripping? Sorry, mate. It me. Have you changed t-shirts? No, what? Are you tripping? Sorry, mate. It's a very bright coloured t-shirt. I was like, have you had that on all day? I actually have. Have you actually?

I actually have had this tie-dye t-shirt on all day, yes. Are you joking? No, I'm not. Hey, Ben, are you alright? Yeah, no. Yeah, you're alright. I have wondered, guys, I met my new next door neighbour this morning. In the apartment building?

In the apartment building. So I live in an apartment block with four, there's four apartments, and I ran into my new neighbour. Well, I don't know if it's my new neighbour. Or a friend of the neighbour. It was someone, look, she didn't have pants on. What? Holy moly.

And that was my first meeting. She's comfortable. Nice. I like it I actually like it We kind of ran into each other on the stairs And I saw that she wasn't wearing pants or shoes Should I have said hello? Yeah

I mean yeah Did you feel awkward because she was half naked? I mean I didn't But I think she did I said hello Oh yeah And did she say hello yeah kind of

as she was running yeah no I think she was going to put the rubbish out or something and thought no one will see me do you reckon

that's what it was I have done that before have you because our rubbish bin is like right down the bottom of the apartment building and I've thought

oh no one's gonna see no oh yeah there you go that's exactly what she said I reckon it happened to me when I go out to get my washing I go out to get my washing.

I go out to get my washing. That's out in the lounge room and I'll run out with, you know, nothing on. No bra. Oh. And no top. Oh, yeah. Okay. And I did one time run into my ex-housemate, Nick.

No. It's all right. I held both of them with one hand. I did the old double hold, you know. Anyway, we're talking a lot. Yeah, we're pushing on. Something that's not a weird tangent, a trip to Bali. You could win that on the show today.

Get in the draw with Birthday Banger. Birthday Banger to Bali. All things to grab one. They're turning nine. And we're going to hook someone up with a trip to Bali, which is cool. We'll do that just around 5.30 today. Up next, we're going to try not to cry. Zit-in.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. Zit-in. Clint's away on dad duties, so we're doing our bit while he's away. Have you guys seen, you know the saying that I always say, another day, another internet challenge? Yes. I say that a lot. God, you say that so much.

Almost every day. Yeah, a lot. And there's another new internet challenge that is sweeping the nation. It's not the bottle cap challenge, but it's called the hashtag try not to cry challenge. Okay. Which essentially it's where you sit and you watch a bunch of really sad clips of movies

and different bits and pieces and you try not to cry I thought obviously we should take part in this challenge If there's a challenge, what do we love to do? We love to take part and Ellie and I probably are the resident criers, I believe

on the Brain Clinch show but Ben, Producer Ben, I asked you to grab some clips that you thought would make Ellie and I cry and I did notice you were having a bit of a cry out in the producer's booth. No, I wasn't. I had a little one. I did. I said, that's a sad guy. No, I wasn't. Okay, I had a little one. So I've got three clips. I've got three clips.

That's sort of a range from movies, TV shows, stuff like that. Okay, and if you're listening, you can play along in the car. clips. Yes. That's sort of a range from movies, TV shows, stuff like that. Okay. And if you're listening. You'll be able to hear it. There's audio. You can play along in the car. You can play along. Let us know on the text machine 9696 if you do end up welling up, having a cry.

We're all in this together. So I've got it on the screen here. Bree, do you want to go over to that mic? So you and Ellie are together. Okay. I'll give you the screen. Ellie, do you want to see it? Do you just want to grab it?

Yep. Okay. And you'll straight away be able to see possibly what the first one is. But the first one is a scene from Friends. I've definitely cried at this in the screen. Ellie, do you want to see it? Do you just want to grab it? And you'll straight away be able to see possibly what the first one is. But the first one is a scene from Friends. I've definitely cried at this in the past. And it is when Rachel and Ross

decide to, you know, when they're ready. So you hit play. Wait, it's when Rachel and Ross decide to what? End things. Break up? You just play it. Oh no. Oh no. I've already said it. Do I just play it now? Yeah, go. I think you should go.

What? I really think you need to go now. Okay, okay. This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn't work past it together. What the hell did I know? Look, look, there's got to be a way we can work past this, okay? I can't imagine, I can't imagine my life without you, you know, without, without these arms and your face and this heart, your good Your good heart.

No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm all right. I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah, you're both good. I'm not crying. I'm all right.

I'm going to go with that. So there's a folder there. There's a clip two. Yeah, all right. Okay, and what's this next clip? It's from a movie. They were on a break, by the way. Okay, okay. It's from a movie.

The movie is called P.S. I Love You. Ben, are you sure? I feel like I'm going to go on this one. Okay, me too. All right, let's from a movie. The movie is called P.S. I Love You. Ben, are you sure? I feel like I'm going to go on this one. Okay, me too. All right, let's just do it. So it's called P.S. I Love You. Yep. What happened?

When Daddy left, I was 14 and I said, That's it. Never again. no man. And then I read Jerry. And this wonderful man happens to me and then he died. What was the point? I'm so angry I could kill somebody. I'm alone and it doesn't matter what job I have or what I do or what I don't do or what friends I have.

He's not here. I'm not here. I mean, you're alone no matter what. No, I'm good. No, I'm good. No, I'm good too. I'm actually all right. But it's horrible, that scene. I'm all right.

Is that because you've seen it before? No. I think that actually makes me cry more. I think I'm okay. I'm really trying not to cry. Yeah, right. You're both very focused. You're like, you're staring into it.

Yeah, I'm like, don't cry. Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry. And what's this last clip of? The third one's from a movie with a dog by the name of Marley. Oh, no. And this is the scene where he has to put Marley down. I have to say, look, Marley is... Oh, spoiler alert, I haven't seen this.

Jeepers. So this is that scene at the vet. Okay. Okay. Oh, no. It's okay. I wouldn't do anything. You have your usual energy.

Remember how we were always saying what a pain you are? You're the world's worst dog. Don't believe it. Don't believe it even for a minute. Because you know we couldn't find a better dog. You know what made you such a great dog? Is that you loved us every day, no matter what. That's an amazing thing. You know how much we love you.

Love you so much. I have a heart of stone. Zed-Em, Spree and Clint, the podcast. It's time for some spy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean McCarthy, he's in LA in the land of the free. Tell us what's happening. It's not land of the free for ASAP Rocky. What's the update, Dean? Yeah, land of the free. Tell us what's happening. It's not land of the free for A$AP Rocky.

What's the update, Dean? Yeah, land of the not-so-free-at-all, land of the jailbird locked-up land. Here's the deal, Rocky. Hashtag jailbird. Hashtag not good. So A$AP Rocky's still in jail. Here's the interesting update today on this one. The guy that assaulted him first.

So you may remember some guy assaulted him. He kind of fought back. They both went to jail. The guy that started it, I guess you could say, got freed today. Interesting. Don't know. Don't know the details. Don't know why they haven't revealed anything.

It's because, you know, this is such a big high-profile story right now, especially in Sweden. Like, they haven't had this type of unusual press like this for a while, really. And there you go. ASAP's still in there. Even when his really cool friend Donald Trump called, that didn't work at all.

Probably made it worse. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, I think so too. How awkward that Donald Trump, the President of the United States, can't even do anything. And I mean, it's not like, you know, he smuggled a bunch of drugs.

Like, he had a fight, and obviously that's really bad. But he can't even get him out of jail. Awkward. In other news, Dean, break the bad news to us. Is KJ Arpa off the market? Off the market. That was my most dramatic way of revealing that to everyone. I'm so sorry.

If you're driving home, pull over the car, wipe the tears. Here's the deal. Her name, Britt Robertson. You may know her. They actually worked together on a film back in 2017 called A Dog's Purpose. I didn't see that one. Don't know.

Not sure. Don't know if it made it to the blockbusters. Might have been a DVD kind of film. But they just, here's the thing. It's one of those, here's the good news

for everyone out there who just feels heartbroken. These two are dating. They've just done a new the thing. It's one of those, here's the good news for everyone out there who just feels heartbroken. These two are dating. They've just done a new film together called I Still Believe. Now, most relationships in Hollywood that start on a set end on a set. Because it's like an unusual, you know, they're all this time together. They're hanging out. They're making out on camera.

They're in the trailers together. And then they go back to their real lives and they go and do other films where they're making out with other people and in trailers with other people. That's what happened. It's a bit of a pattern. That's what happened with me, Dean, on the set of Celebrity Treasure Island. Zach Gilson and I were together and then now we're not. Really?

I wish, I wish. Thank you, Dean. We'll catch up with you tomorrow. Bye, guys. Spy, brought to you by Grab A Seat at the moment. You can strap on your dancing shoes. Grab A Seat's birthday boogie sale starts Wednesday. Grabaseat.co.nz for more details.

Up next, we're going to check in with Clint, the new daddy of the show. Shouldn't have said that. The new dad, not the new... Hello, daddy. No, don't try it again. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. He's away at the moment.

On baby duties. Yes, he's become a new dad and we're holding down the fort here at ZM at the moment. And, you know, something you do in radio a lot is we read a lot about what's going on in the news. Got to be topical. What's happening in pop culture, Ben. You know, all that type of stuff. We're up to date. And when I was in Fiji, I found that I was really out of touch

with what was going on because I was just so entranced in Celebrity Treasure Island and Zach Guilford's eyes. But something that I thought Clint would be doing as well is literally not keeping up to date with anything that's happening. He'll be at home just looking after the kid with Lucy. Just not worried about it. It'd be babies, poo, and babies. Oh, yeah.

That's it. And he joins us on the phone right now, Clinton Roberts. Hello, sir. Hi, guys. What's the update? How are you? Well, I mean, I was going good. It was all very relaxing until my Instagram DMs just exploded about 15 minutes ago

because there's a strong rumor going around that you've been referring to me as daddy. Oh. Okay. And I know I'm a new dad, but they said not in that way. And I've just been Googling the definition of daddy and it reads a very attractive older male that you want to look after you in a sexual way. Oh, look, I tested something out.

I regretted it as soon as it came out of my mouth and I retracted the comment. You called me daddy. Yeah. You called me daddy. Wouldn't be the first time. It's both flattering and hugely unprofessional. Well, mate, you're welcome, and because you are a new daddy,

I thought we could do something where obviously you'd be out of touch with what's happening in the news. Would you agree? You say that, but most of looking after a baby is like sitting on your phone while it like sucks on a bottle or something like that. But yeah, hit me with some things I might have missed. All right. This is called News or Fake.

In news this week. Hang on. Did you come up with that name yourself? No. Mate, we're trying to do everything here, all right? So just relax. You really do miss me. The first news story.

In news this week, the new Thor has been cast and it's a woman. News or fake? Fake news. There's no way a woman could be a superhero. I'm so glad you had a daughter. It is actually news. That is real. Yeah, it's Natalie Portman, right? Yeah, Natalie Portman cast as the new, well, kind of Thor. She's going to get Thor's powers. Also in news this week. Is she Thor's girlfriend? Is she Thor's girlfriend? Yeah, something. She steals his powers and wields the hammer around. I'm not sure.

We don't want to give away the plot line. Yeah, yeah. Classic girlfriend move, stealing Thor's stuff. Also in news this week, mate, Invercargill yesterday recorded one of its lowest temperatures in July in the last 12 years. Fake news. It never gets cold in Invercargill.

That's the sunshine capital of New Zealand. That is fake news. Did not happen. Oh, it is fake. It never gets cold in Invercargill. That's the sunshine capital of New Zealand. That is fake news. Did not happen. Oh, it is fake. It is fake. All right, next news headline from this week. Cardi B has announced that she's pregnant again with twins. Cardi B is pregnant with twins.

Isn't she going to prison? If that's not fake, then that's a bit tragic. People in prison and babies too. It's 2019. No, I'm going to say fake news. I haven't seen anything about that. Fake. Oh, you're going well, mate.

That is fake news. Yeah, get in there. Also, I've got two more for you. Rumours swirling around Novak Djokovic's marriage after his wife was a no-show to the Wimbledon final, which he won. Novak Djokovic. Didn't turn up to the Wimbledon final. His wife was not there. Yeah, if I was Novak Djokovic's wife,

I'd be looking to upgrade to like a Federer or something as well. He's a good tennis player, but he's not much of a looker. So I'm going to say real news. That is real news. And the last news headlines of the week in news or fake, Audi have begun testing recyclable fuel elements such as glass, plastics and other food scraps. Nah, fake news. No rich Audi driver is going to put food scraps in their car.

Like, there's nothing more an Audi driver cares about than premium fuels in their premium vehicle. So that's got to be fake news. Yeah, I took that from the plot line of Back to the Future. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Bit of a throwback Thursday for your Tuesday right now. Yeah. We're going to test your knowledge on some old school sounds

that everyone would have heard back in the day. Yeah. And the winner will get some free mobile fuel. Pretty simple. Playing on the phones is Gary. Hello, Gary. How's it going? What year were you born, Gaz?

1987. Oh, this could be your game, mate. This could be for you. Hello, Gary. How's it going? What year were you born, Gaz? 1987. Oh, this could be your game, mate. This could be for you. I hope so. And you're going to take on Michael. Hello, Mike. Hey. What year were you born, Michael?

94. Okay. We could have a game on our hands here. Okay, boys, this is how it works. Your names are your buzzers. First to buzz in when they know what sound it is with the correct answer will get a point. First to three points wins.

Alright, here we go. Sound number one, buzz in with your name. Gary. Gary is in first. That's the Nokia ringtone. Oh, he's on it. One point to Gaz. Nice work, Gary. One point to you. Let's go with sound number two. He's absolutely on it. One point to Gaz. Nice work, Gary. One point to you.

Let's go with sound number two. All right, here we go. Gary. Gary's in again. It's Chris Bendicute, the Ogabugga. Bloody oath it is, Gary. Yeah. Two to Gary.

Michael, you need to come back here with this one, okay, mate? Yeah. All right, here we go. Sound number three. Gary. Gary, for the win. That is the pinball on the computer. Well, we will look past the swear word and you've got it, mate.

He's got three in a row. Nice work. Well done, Gary. Sorry about the three. No, you're all right, mate. We know it was an accident. You pick up some fuel from mobile. Well done.

Oh, awesome. Thanks, guys. You were too good at that game, Gary. I want to see if you can get the rest. Let's see. Let's play you another one, Gary. Let's see if you can go. Four extra vouchers. Nice, I like it.

Good test, good test. All right, here comes sound number four. Oh, I don't know that one. Oh, Michael, what about you? Could you play it again? Oh. Is that a railway crossing? Oh, it's a good guess, though.

It's a good guess. Very iconic sound from the 90s. No, that's the opener from The Simpsons. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. You can just hear it under there, eh? And we'll just finish on that high there. Gary, you pick up the fuel.

Nice work, mate. Hey, thanks, guys. Appreciate it. Thanks for playing, guys. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I read something, Bree, that I'd like to talk to you about. Yes? No, it's not bad. It's not... Is it my record? I read something, Bree, that I'd like to talk to you about. Yes. Oh, what?

No, it's not bad. It's not, oh. Is it my record? I don't read about that. Is it public now? Maybe. Oh, no. No, it was about a wedding.

Okay. I didn't get married. No. A guy on the internet in America, he proposed to his girlfriend. Oh, cute. At his mate's wedding. Not cute. No, not cute.

Wait, what? So, wait, he cute. Wait, what? So wait, he decided. So he decided the day, the best day to do this. They'd been together I think I was reading about three years. He said, I'm going to do it. She was a bridesmaid as well. And he said, today is the day that I'm going to propose to my beautiful fiance, now fiance,

at my mate's wedding. So obviously it would have been after the ceremony, back at the reception. They've all had a few drinks, probably on the dance floor maybe. His mate had said yes and then he got down on one knee on the aisle. What? So as the ceremony was happening and it was like, you may now kiss the bride, clap, clap, clap, clap.

Boom. He's like, now I'm going to do it. What kind of psycho honestly thinks that that is the best idea when you're taking the bride and that groom's moment away? Why do it then? That's insane. It's unreal. It's actually insane.

The wife came out, the bride came out and said, look, he didn't even ask us. No one knew it was going to happen. That was my question. So they didn't know. They didn't know. So it was a shock to us. And they've come out and said it's rude

because that's the photo that came out. And now everyone's seen, that's the first wedding photo. Oh, dang. That's come out. Because it goes viral. Everyone's like, oh my God, I can't believe this happened. So did she say yes? She did say yes.

What? Oh, that has ripped me. I would have been like, can we do this later? Yeah. Let's do this another time. I think it might have been just so much shock that you were just like, I can't say no in front of how many people there are at a wedding

Do you think he was just overcome with the moment and the love of that ceremony and seeing someone else get married that he just had to do it then or he's just a bit of a dick He's a little bit stupid How about wait even the day after

the wedding and say something along you know the wedding made me really think about some stuff. Yeah. I think maybe it's time for us to do it. How about just take her to Bali like a normal person and do it, you know, on the beach with some cocktails. Yeah. That's unreal. It's really interesting.

Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I'm thinking about it. Yeah. And there's some times and places where you probably just shouldn't propose. Right. You know? And probably one of those is at a funeral.

Yeah. No, not great. What do you think of public proposals? Like where there's lots of people around? I mean, nice for some people and some people that's their thing. Great. Me? Yeah, yeah.

I don't know. Ellie? No, I don't. Yeah, yeah like you say oh good if you like to do it but i think i'd want that to be my moment with my partner and then announce it at your own time no one else knows where somewhere do you think a time and a place that you shouldn't be proposed to um public urinal oh yes yeah that's not good unless maybe you know i don't care if you met there you don't do it in the urinal. That's for one thing only.

Well, I know a couple of things. That's another place that I probably wouldn't propose. Just after someone has choked on something, probably wouldn't propose then. No. That happened to a friend of mine. Really? Yeah, that happened to a friend of mine.

This guy obviously was super nervous and he took her to a restaurant and they had a meal and he ended up choking on something and a guy had to give him the Heimlich and then he ended up still proposing after that. Oh, my God. Really? Just keep it for another time maybe. We want to know from you guys on 0800DIALZM a time or a place

where it is totally not appropriate to propose to someone. You can text us on 9696. Think weird. Outside the box. We'll take anything. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. We're just talking about this crazy story, proposal story over in America where a guy decided that the best time to propose to his

girlfriend was during the ceremony of his friend's wedding. She was a bridesmaid in the service and he decided just after they said I do I'll get down on one knee and get it done. I'm actually appalled by that. I don't get it.

The fact that also the bride and the groom didn't know. Yeah. They should at least know. It's a poor by that. I don't get it. The fact that also the bride and the groom didn't know. Yeah. They should at least know. It's a little bit disrespectful. Completely. Yeah. Possibly different if they'd known. You can do it at our wedding. And they were like, we want you to do it.

Yeah. Do you reckon they did it to go viral and now they've got what they've wanted? Maybe. You know, because it is outrageous. The couple. Yeah, yeah. Do you reckon they went, I'm going to make this news and then did it at the wedding? Nah, I don't think that guy's that smart to be honest.

We're asking you on 0800 dial ZM this afternoon, where's a time or a place that is totally inappropriate to get engaged? Let's go to AJ. Hello, mate. Oh, get out of there. How are you? Mate, I've missed you. I know, it's been a while.

It's been a little while. What do you have for me this afternoon? Where do you think is a totally inappropriate place or time to get engaged? I've been doing a lot of travelling recently, so I reckon on a plane would probably be about the worst. Okay. It's just not the right place, I reckon. What, not in the tiny toilet cubicle?

You know, you can maybe get one of those weird plane meals afterwards to celebrate. But those places are always, like, real filthy. And if you did it in the middle of the plane, it would be, like, really embarrassing. Yeah, it would be. But, AJ, hear me out, though. If the other person didn't want to get engaged, they could use turbulence as an excuse and be like, oh, knock the ring out of the guy's hand. Be like, it's so turbulent.

Oh, no, I mean, turbulence is bad. Yeah, well, yeah, gay or plain. That's interesting because someone on the text machine has actually texted through and it's obviously a couple that are doing it together and they said, we think that our top three bad places to propose would be at a rubbish tip. Oh, yeah. Don't do it there.

Not great. Number two, at a divorce lawyer office. And number three, a hospital morgue. Oh, yeah. That's off. But they said their best place to get engaged would be on a plane. Oh. So, totally disagreed with AJ.

But let's go to someone else on the phones right now. Hello, Kate. Hey, how are you going? Good, how are you? Not bad. That's good. Where do you think is a totally inappropriate place or time to get engaged? I actually know a girl who basically her mum passed away and her and her partner went back home for the weekend for the funeral, feel the family, and they got engaged

at the wake. No. Yeah. At the wake. Yeah. And how did she feel about that? She was over the moon just to be engaged. I don't know if that was a combination of emotions, but just not bothered at all. So, Kate, maybe do you think that he kind of knew that would actually make that day about, you know, something happy to end the day on maybe?

I don't know. I don't know. He's not overly, like he's a real blokey, farmy, not overly emotional. So I think he might have just thought two birds, one stone. We can tell all the family. Oh, my God. Surely not two birds, one stone.

Surely he's got a brain. Honestly. That is the most Kiwi thing I've ever heard someone say on this show. Oh, he must have thought two birds, one stone. Everyone's here. It's a party. Might as well. I love that, Kate. Lisa,

where do you think's a totally inappropriate place or time to get engaged? So the first time I got proposed to was I was really young. How young are we talking? I was not quite 18. Okay. And things hadn't quite gone so well for a first time in the bedroom. Some indoor gardening, Lisa. Yeah. Well, it was my first attempt.

And he then turned around and goes, don't worry, we'll let the rest of our lives be sorted out. And when I said, is that a proposal? He goes, well, yeah, I was going to do it on your birthday, which is the following month. But, yeah. Oh, my God. Pardon?

Oh, my God. And what did you say? What did you say? Not quite 18. I didn't quite have the analysis sort of thing. Well, that's how you're going to propose to me. No. Come back and try again, a better one.

I was going to say, Lisa, and you tried before you bide, and it was a no. We did try again before I got married. Nice. Yeah, nice. Yeah, a bit of TMI, Lisa. That's not the kind of story I want to be able to tell our son later on. Wait, did you say you got married?

Did she say you ended up getting married? Yeah, but not for long. Nice. Oh, my God. Love it. That story is wild. It is, eh? How long were you married for?

About, technically about six months. Oh, yeah. Nice. We were together for about three and a half years. Oh, right. I'm surprised that you stayed with him after that first proposal. But, hey, you know, it sounds cute. Sounds cute. Oh, God. Interesting. I still with him after that first proposal. But, hey, you know, it sounds cute. Sounds cute.

Oh, God. Interesting. I still am yet to get a proposal. Who are you expecting to get it from? That's a great question. I mean, I'll take what I can get at this point. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Oh, my God.

I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a vet. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Okay, the Insta Fame Game. I'm going to run it. And Brie, and we've got Hannah on the line here. Hello, Hannah.

Hi, Hannah. Hey, how are you? Good, good. Well, you're going to have a go at playing Brie in the Insta Fame Game. Basically, I'm going to give you a celebrity, and you've got 10 seconds to work out how many followers you think they might have, and then I'll come to you for your answer, okay? All right.

Does that make sense? Have you heard it before, Hannah? Yes, no, absolutely. Okay, cool. Boom. Let's do it. We'll rip into it. Your first celebrity, how many followers does Sam Smith have?

Sammy Smith. Just released a new song, actually. Okay, Hannah, how many followers do you reckon? I'm going to go maybe 11.8 million. 11.8 million. Okay, and Bree's gone 17.3 million. She's gone too high, haven't I? Sam Smith has 12.6 million.

Well done, Hannah. That's a point to you. Oh, Hannah. Nailed it. Awesome. Love your work. Okay, your next one. How many followers does Cole Sprouse have? Oh, I saw this earlier. I literally

saw this earlier today. I think I'm going to be right on it. Oh, really? Yep. Alright, Hannah, what do you reckon? Oh, gosh, maybe 2525.5 million. $25.5 million for Cole Sprouse. And Bree, what do you reckon? $27.7 million.

I saw it earlier today. Yeah, no, you're pretty. Because he broke up with his girlfriend. Yeah, he did, and that's why I put him in the Instafame game. So Cole Sprouse has $27.1 million. So, yeah, you're basing it on the money. Nice work, Bree. Sorry, Hannah, that was just a bad, bad luck for you.

Okay, let's try this one. How many followers does the Spice Girls group have on Instagram? Okay. Oh, well, they weren't around. They weren't, but they are now. Hannah, how many followers do you reckon the Spice Girls have? Maybe 600k? Oh, yeah, all right, 600k.

And Bree, you've got 4.3 million. Hannah, the Spice Girls have 598k. I didn't think they were that popular. You got that one as well. Well done. That was close. So what's the score, 2-1? So it's 2-1.

So, Hannah, you actually just have to get this one right to win the game. Alright, your next celebrity. How many followers does Clint Roberts have? I should know this. Yeah, you should know this, Brie. How many followers do you think Clint's got? Alright, Hannah,

what do you reckon for Clint? Oh, gosh, I don't know. Maybe I'll go with like 100, no, not 100k, wouldn't have that many. Yes, Hannah! Savage, let's give her the point. How many do you reckon? I'm going to go 30k.

30k, okay. And Bree, you put 31k, oh, this is close. Clint has 31.2k. 30k? Okay. And Bree, you put 31k. Oh, this is close. Clint has 31.2k. Well done, Bree. Oh, she's got it. Oh, we're going to the tie break. Oh, my gosh. I do love a tie break.

That was a good guess, though, Hannah. That was pretty close. Okay, your final celebrity. How many followers does Iggy Azalea have on Instagram? Iggy, Iggy. Iggy, Iggy, to Biggie, to be his dressing and thinking, the thought of your mother, now look at your presence. I think we've got Iggy Azalea right here in the studio.

Okay, I've got it. Okay. Hannah, how many followers do you reckon Iggy Azalea has? Oh, maybe a million. A million? All right. And Marie, you've put 21 million for Iggy Azalea. Now, I'm just going to have to do a bit of quick muffs here

because Iggy Azalea has $13.2 million. So that does mean Bree's closer, right? Yeah, it does. It does, doesn't it? Oh, Bree's bloody taking it out. I don't even want to win that. Yeah, no, I think just for the roast on Clint, I think we should give it a feel.

Yeah, I think for the roast. For the roast. Let's give it a feel. Also, for that really quick Googling on Instagram, Hannah, well done. I did tell you not to cheat. I could see right through you, Hannah, but I appreciate it. I appreciate the commitment. Well done, Hannah.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Yes, we're here, the producers and I, and we want to talk to you about a relationship rehab issue. I tried to make me go to rehab. I said no, no, no. Where we give you a relationship issue and you guys pretty much weigh in on the topic.

And I've got a bit of a personal one not me personally but one of my personal friends told me uh an issue she has in her relationship at the moment which it's not a real bad one it's kind of a fun one okay kind of think no pants still needs to be addressed yeah it still needs to be addressed um and address addressed is the situation um so she's got a boyfriend. They've been together for a while, and her boyfriend loves to sleep in the nude. Nice.

Loves a bit of the old free ball. And her personally, she likes to sleep, she said, bare minimum, underwear. Oh, yeah. Yep, yep. Which I personally am an underwear sleeper. Okay. I'm an underwear sleeper.

I just think it's more comfortable. Yeah. I feel more supported. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you never know what's going to happen in the middle of the night. No.

And she has been trying to get her boyfriend to wear, she said, just boxes or briefs, just that. That's all I want. Oh, okay. Because she doesn't like the feeling of when he may be the big spoon. Yeah, right. Where he comes up behind her. Yeah, yeah. And not in that situation, just in a sleep situation.

She's like, I just can feel all of his credentials. His credentials! You know? Yeah, okay, okay. And I kind of was sitting there and I personally, I understand where she's coming from, but then it's also like, the boyfriend has to give up sleeping nude. Yeah.

And if he likes to sleep nude. Yes. Yeah. Oh, God, you guys are confused, aren't you? Yeah, but I think. What do you think, Ellie? I think I'm a little bit on his side. Like he shouldn't have to give up sleeping nude.

Is that what you're saying? No, like if he likes sleeping like that, I do understand that it can be a bit confronting. But I mean, like, you're together. Like, you do things. Compromise. And like, it's just, and she's got undies on, right? So it's not like it's beer on beer.

Yeah. I don't know. I wouldn't mind a bit of y'all. She said, especially in summertime and in wintertime, he can get quite sweaty. Then I would say, yeah, then listen to her and put some jockeys on. Yeah, I'm on that side now that, yeah.

Yeah, just put jockeys on. Listen. What if she gets to a point and she's like, you know what? If you're not going to do it, I'm going to sleep on the couch. She's like, I'll just sleep in the other bed because I'll get a better night's sleep. Yeah, but I don't know. I'm really torn. Are you? Yeah, I'm a bit torn.

Me, personally, I would like the person I'm sleeping next to to have at least underwear on. I don't know why that is, but I just feel like in situations where it could get a bit hotty, could get a bit hot. A bit humid. A bit humid. It's steamy. It's just more hygienic.

But then it's a choice to sleep naked, you know? Yeah, you know. Like, he should just be able to sleep naked, right? Yeah, but then what if you let one go and you need to change the sheets more often then? That's a different rehab question. Honestly, though, the sheets would be dirtier, I feel. Yeah. Yeah.

As long as he's showered before bed, actually. Has he showered before bed? That is a great question. That's the question I need. I'm not sure. Okay. Yeah, sure. If it's clean question I need. I'm not sure. Okay. Yeah, sure. If it's clean.

Well, we can't bloody decide, obviously. We want you guys to weigh in on the topic. So this is the situation. My friend, her boyfriend, he sleeps nude. She wants him to wear at least underwear to bed because she doesn't like the whole tackle situation being on show in the covers. What do you think? 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696.

I'm sure he will love hearing this conversation on the radio. Are we going to get him on? Yeah, we'll get him on. Yeah, nice. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're doing a relationship rehab. What did you say? What was that?

Mate, honestly. I tried to make me go to rehab. I said no, no, no. The text on this topic, I tell you, you guys are so funny. We've given you the topic, which is one of my mates has been sleeping together with her boyfriend, obviously in the same bed, and he likes to sleep nude, and she likes to sleep with at least underwear on. She said she doesn't like his tackle all up in her business. Right.

And she just wants him to put a pair of jocks on at night time. But then also he doesn't want to give up the fact that he likes sleep and mood. He's like, this is what I like. Why can't I do what I like? Oh, my God. There's so many funny texts on this. Someone texted through and they said, did my missus ring you guys up? Because this sounds like a passive aggressive hint that she wouldn't just tell me.

That's so funny. It could be. Is your friend's name Michelle? Is your girlfriend's name Michelle? Sorry. Also, someone said, I really don't like to be touched at night time. Even worse than that would be a clammy junk cuddle. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, it's not great. So we want you guys to weigh in on the topic. Should he have to put on underwear when he's sleeping in bed? Let's go to Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi. Paige, what do you think? Well, me and my partner are in the same situation where he sleeps in the nude and I sleep in

the undies. But why should he have to compromise when he's not the one with the issue, he's not the one with the complaint, she is. So she should be wearing shorts or pants. Okay, yeah, I like that. But she is the one that has the situation happening when he spoons her.

Should it be one night on, one night off? Or maybe she sleeps naked one night with him and then they wear underwear the other night. What about that? That's a good idea but if he's having a sweating problem

he's just going to get sweatier with undies on. That's a good point Paige. Make a good point. So you Paige would never make your boyfriend wear underwear?

No, never. Not when I'm the one with the issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See I sort of if I feel that in the night from my boyfriend I actually take that

as like a oh that's nice we're so close. I actually take that as like a, oh, that's nice. We're so close. I can feel that. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. On my butt. All right, so Paige is a no. He shouldn't have to.

What about Jermick? Jermick. Hello. Jermick. G'day. Yeah. Hey, what do you think? Man's perspective.

I think the same thing what Paige thinks. It's not his fault. He's been doing this for his whole life, and why should he compromise? Okay, but what if you want to make your partner happy, and what if he doesn't think it's a massive deal? Should he just put some underwear on or not? He should put some boxes just to be free from, you know what I mean? Oh, so you're kind of like compromising a bit. So you're in between.

Okay. You don't want to lock them down too much. Find a way in the middle. Nice. Okay, I like that. Okay. What about you, Eleanor? What do you think?

I think that he shouldn't have to compromise at all. Like, she should have known what she was getting into when she went into a relationship. Like, they could make some sort of compromise, like the other guy said, like about different nights and that. But, yeah. But what about Eleanor, obviously, you know, you say she should know what she's getting into,

but we all know, Eleanor, that sometimes you don't know what you're getting into and it's too late. Yeah, yeah, true. If it's, like, such a big problem to her and he wants to be in, like, a long-term relationship, then obviously he should, like, at least wear boxes. Yeah.

A little bit of compromise. A bit of compromise. Relationships are about compromise. They are. Yeah, yeah, all got problems and that. Amen, Eleanor, amen. Let's go one more call. Z are. Yeah, yeah. All got problems and that. Amen, Eleanor. Amen. Let's go one more call.

Zali. Hi, Zali. Hi. What do you think in this situation? Should he have to put on a pair of jocks to keep her happy? I don't think he should have to. Okay. And why not?

Just because if the tables were turned and if he wanted her to sleep with no undies on, would she? That's a very good question, Zalia. It's a very good point, but I feel like that would be for different reasons. But, yeah, I mean, I guess that's the compromise. Maybe they do one night on, one night off. Yeah, I suppose that could work, yeah, but at the end of the day, I think it's up to him

whether he wants to sleep with Andy's on or not. We were born naked. We should just all be naked. Do you know what I mean? I do love this text, and I feel like this text could be the best compromise out of all of it. It says, I think he should compromise, and he should compromise that if he wants to spoon,

then he has to man-gina. I didn't say it, the text machine said it. That is funny. And if you know, you know. All right? And that's a good compromise, I feel. And I mean, if he's listening, sort it out. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Bree and Clint, birthday bangerM Bree and Clint, Birthday Banger To Bali Yeah, that's right, Birthday Banger has gotten a facelift And if you get your song played on Birthday Banger in the next two weeks You could be going to Bali with a mate And it's all thanks to Grab One and Darp Travels Who are we going to go to first?

Let's go to Brittany, hi Britt Hi, how's it going? Good, what's your birthday, mate? 9th of August, 1992. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 9th of August. And back in 2008, this was number one. Oh, nice. Katy Perry's first hit, I Kissed a Girl.

What do you think, Brittany? Love it. Love it. That's a good song. Show me the good memories. That's my birthday banger too, I'm just going to say. It is? Yeah, we're in the same week.

Yeah. Yeah, we share one, Brittany. How cool is that? That's a bit cool. Pretty awesome. Well, I'd stick around. That's a pretty good one. Let's go to Amber on the phones next.

Hello. Hey, guys. What's your birthday, Amber? Let's go to Amber on the phones next. Hello. Hey, guys. What's your birthday, Amber? The 12th of the 2nd, 97. Okay, Amber, you were 16 in 2013 on the 12th of February. And on that day, this topped the charts. We saying oh, we oh, we oh, we oh. Now, now, rock and deck.

Well, I am in Brittany. What a show, Amber. Definitely a banger. Well, I am in Britney, bitch. What a show, Neva. Definitely a banger. Absolute banger for a Tuesday. I do love the comeback for Britney Spears. It was huge, eh? That was big. I do like it.

Okay, cool. Couple of good ones to kick us off. Let's go to Katie to round it out. Hi, Katie. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. How are you? Good, thank you.

That's good. What's your birthday, Katie? 24th of March, 1993. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, Katie? 24th of March, 1993. Okay, you were 16 in 2009 on the 24th of March. And Katie, this is your birthday banger. Oh, some old school Taylor Swift. Can't go wrong. Can't go wrong with old school Taylor Swift. Can't go wrong. Can't go wrong with old school Swifty.

I cannot remember the last time I even heard this song. Same. Yeah, I like this song. I do love Taylor Swift. Okay, now we've got to deliberate. Oh, man. So what have we got? I Kissed a Girl, Love Story and Scream and Shout.

I feel like personally that I kissed a girl and scream and shout come up more in birthday banger than love story does. I agree. And I haven't heard that one in a while. You haven't heard love story? What are you thinking? Yeah. Yeah, Katie's good.

What are you thinking, Brian? Well, no, Katie's great, but I mean, Taylor's awesome. I think I'm with you, Ellie. Love story, Taylor Swift, not something you hear every now and then. No, it's not. It's like an OG one, you know? Yeah. Brought her to life.

Before she got into all that drama. Yeah. You know, when she was just that nicey-nice country girl. Country girl. Yeah. Katie, you're on the list to win that trip to Bali. Yeah, that's awesome. Thank you so much.

No worries, mate. This is your birthday banger for today. Taylor Swift, Love Story on ZM. Love Story. I'm standing there on the balcony in summer air. See the lights, see the party, the ballgowns. See you make your way through the crowd and say hello. Little did I know That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles And my daddy said stay away from Juliet

And I was crying on the staircase Begging you please don't go And I said Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess It's a love story, baby, just say yes So I sneak out to the garden to see you We keep quiet cause we're dead if they knew.

So close your eyes. Escape this town for a little while. Cause you were only a while. I was a scarlet letter and my daddy said stay away from Juliet. But you were everything to me I was begging you please don't go And I said Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone

I'll be waiting All there's left to do is run You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess It's a love story, baby, just say yes. Don't be upset, neither try to tell me how to feel. This love is difficult, but it's real. Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess. It's a love story, baby, just say yes i got tired of waiting

wondering if you were ever coming around My faith in you was fading When I met you on the outskirts of town And I said, Romeo, save me I've been feeling so alone I keep waiting for you But you never come Is this in my head?

I don't know what to think. He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said, Marry me, Juliet. You never have to be alone. I love you, and that's all I really know. I talked to your dad. Go pick out a white dress. It's a love story Baby just say yes

We were both young when I first saw you ZM, yes, Brie and Clint. That was Love Story by Taylor Swift, your birthday banger for today. That song right there could win Katie a trip to Bali because we've ramped up Birthday Banger and if you get your song played in Birthday Banger in the next two weeks, you go on the draw to win that trip to Bali.

It's return flights to Bali, seven nights accommodation and there's all the bells and whistles. It's all thanks to Grab One and Darp Travels. This is big. This is the first big one of these we've done for Birthday Banger. A whole week in Bali. Yeah, it's huge. Massive, just for getting your song played.

So Taylor Swift could get you a trip to Bali. We'll do it all again tomorrow at about 5.30. About 5.30. We'll do it again. Zidim, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Clint's away on dad duties this week. We'll be back next week. Guys, get the new sting ready because I've got some breaking news.

Oh. Guys, this is big, but a new and very rare form of exotic bird has been discovered. Oh. Doesn't happen every day these days. Here in New Zealand? Not in New Zealand. Oh, okay.

So everyone calm down. It's over in the UK. That would have been exciting. It has a letdown then. But, you know, obviously these days everything's been discovered. Yeah. So when they're discovering a new bird, pretty exciting. Yeah.

And over in the UK, this bird was found on a motorway where it was in trouble. And some onlookers rescued the bird. And it was bright orange. It's a bright orange phoenix looking bird they've described. And they've taken it into what like the SPCA would be, the equivalent over there. And they were like, we've discovered this bird. We've never seen this bird before. It looks exotic to us.

What colour? Orange. Orange. It's bright orange. You want to see a picture of it? Show me a picture. I mean, this is visual for everyone else. That's all right.

It'll be an orange bird if you're listening. I just care about you guys. Oh, it's a bright orange exotic bird. I know what it looks like, but I'll let about you guys. Yeah, go. Oh, it's a bright orange exotic bird. Nice. I know what it looks like, but I'll let you carry on. Turns out – Oh, it's an albino. What?

No, I don't know. No, hurry in. I'm just guessing. Albino's white. No, like, they're just – Like, you know what an albino is, right? There is – no, let me tell you. Look at that.

Ed Sheeran heard his albino. No, let me show you an albino turtle. Let me show you. No, I don't want to see it. I've got it. Look, it's an albino turtle. Tigers heard their albino. Shut up.

Shut up. Nah, pretty sure. I saw an orange turtle and it was an albino. No, it was. Actually, you're probably right. Thank you. Okay, anyway. The bird.

We need to hear about the bird. Honestly, guys. What was the bird? Honestly, I can't even remember. What? No, again, anyway. The bird. Anyway, we need to hear about the bird. Honestly, guys. What was the bird? Honestly, I can't even remember. What? No, again, again. So it turns out the bird wasn't an exotic new species. That was a bright orange.

That was bright orange albino. It was actually a seagull that had gotten into some curry powder. That's so good. Oh, God. They washed it. Turns out just a white bird. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Brie's here. I'm here. And producer Ellie's here. I'm here. And I've got a short IQ test for you in the car listening and also for Brie because I really want to see. Why is it always me? Haven't I proven myself enough?

Oh, yes. No, you're pretty good. You're pretty good. Hey, just so you know, fewer than one in five people get these questions. So what is the deal with this IQ test? Because basically it's come from a professor at uni from a 2005 paper,

but they just wanted to see how quickly you could find IQ, basically, with these three. Apparently it tests all the IQ situations. In three questions. Apparently in three questions. Because every time I've gone to do an IQ test, find IQ basically with these three apparently it tests all the situations and if you get three questions apparently every time I've gone to do an IQ test I'm like oh so much like 30 there's a lot of questions no I don't need to yeah there's like a quick one every time I do an IQ test I can't figure out how to do it so that's not a good sign not a great sign um okay now these so wait what's the stats one in how many fewer than one five. So less than 20% of people get these, all three right.

Good stats. Some people get like one. I'm not going to feel bad there. No, exactly. You're right. Now the questions are actually apparently, they're easy once they're explained. Oh. But when you hear them, you probably won't think they're easy.

So the first one we've got here is. Oh, jeez. Background music. Yeah, bring it. Sorry. A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. Yeah. The bat costs $1 more than the ball.

How much does the ball cost? So the bat and the ball cost $1.10. Total. Total. For both. And then the bat is $1 more than the ball. So how much does the ball cost? $0.10.

All right. more than the ball so how much does the ball cost 10 cents all right now that is the most frequently asked answered answer yeah sorry but the answer is actually five cents what yeah so it's an algebraic equation which i'm not going to go through because i hate algebra but basically if you think about it the ball is five cents yeah the bat is a dollar and five cents which equals a dollar ten and the difference is a dollar oh yeah yeah yeah no no that's right actually yeah no now that you've said that i've said that is makes sense okay if it takes one not to be not to breathe okay number two maybe you get this one okay if it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets. So five machines, five minutes, they make five widgets. Yep. How long would it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets?

So it took five machines, five minutes. It's too hard for me. To make five widgets. So it each took one machine five minutes to make one widget so five what 500 oh my brain hurts so much um yeah i don't know yeah no i wouldn't have got it either to be honest uh the answer is five minutes so basically if it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets, then it takes one machine five minutes

to make one widget. Each machine is making a widget in five minutes. If we have a hundred machines working together, then each can make a widget in five minutes. So there will be

a hundred widgets in five minutes. I mean, I can't even understand that. I'm explaining it. So that's a big no for that one. Hopefully you listening

may have got that. You lost me at the bat and the ball. That's so a big no for that one. Hopefully you listening may have got that. You lost me at the bat and the ball. That's so hard. It's so hard, eh? Well, they're both math questions. They are. And maths is not my strong point. This is the thing about IQ.

It's often quite mathematical. I'm definitely not that. But I like to think I'm smart. What's the last one? The last one. In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake...

Oh, here we go, another maths question. Yeah, how long would it take for the patch to cover half of the lake? 24? How old is it? One more time. One more time. Okay, one more time. All right.

In a lake... If you know this, if you're listening on the text machine, what's the answer? 9-6-9-6. In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads every day the patch doubles in size if it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake how long would it take for the patch to cover half of the lake okay so 48 days i mean my brain wants to say 24, my brain wants to say 24. Yeah. My brain wants to say 24. So that's the answer everyone usually gets.

But the actual answer is 47 days. Now let me explain this. It's doubling each day. So on the 47th day, the lake would be half full. So on the 48th day, it doubles and it's already full. In one day, it goes from half to full because it's doubling each day. Have I explained that? I don't think you guys are listening.

I think I've lost you. I need to watch. I just need to sit down tonight and really test my brain with some good reality TV. Did him spree in Clint the podcast. Have you guys ever woken up

after a night out and gone well that escalated quickly have you yeah everywhere well three guys

in the UK they've taken that to an extreme they've woken up in Berlin which is in Germany after a large night and they've explained

how it happened they're three schoolmates and they haven't seen each other for years. Well, probably like five years. And they went out for just a couple of years. And then they went to the... As you do. As you do.

Yeah, right. And then they went to the casino. And one of them won big. Oh. They won... No, they won 200 pounds. So that's probably like... 400 bucks?

Yeah, 400 bucks. Something like that. But they were like, where can we get to with that? So they went to the airport and they were looking at what flights they could get. Yeah, right. Where are they from? They're from Edinburgh in the UK.

And they found there was either a flight to Barcelona or Berlin in Germany. But they thought that the Barcelona one was a bit too expensive and a bit far. So they booked the Berlin. And I've looked it up. That's about a two and a half hour flight. That's not bad. Yeah, it's not that far. So they were intoxicated And they got on a plane

Basically Have you guys ever done that? No Not like that Have you ever been on the plane And gotten intoxicated Whilst on the plane? Yeah I had that

Yeah Is that alright? Yeah It's fine They give you alcohol on the plane Yeah exactly Yeah like you know when You might have a few from the cart It helps me. Yeah, it's different. They give you alcohol on the plane. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like, you know, when, you know, you might have a few from the cart.

It helps me sleep. Yeah, me too. I, one time, on a flight from Thailand, it was really bad. It was like a monsoon. And I was dating someone who was a really bad flyer at the time. And it made me even more anxious on the flight. So we went around to all these different pharmacies trying to find Valium. Oh, my God.

We don't promote drug use. No, but in Thailand, they give it to you over the counter. It's from a pharmacy. It wasn't on the black market. It's legit. And we bought Valium from a pharmacy because we both had really bad anxiety getting onto a plane in a monsoon. And do you remember the flight? Nah.

Best flight I ever had.