ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 24th 2018

Episode Date: July 24, 2018

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Brie and Clint on ZM. Kia ora everybody, it's two minutes after four. Brie and Clint here. Hi Brie. Hello mate. I was listening to that news before about Portia Woodman and they said Portia Woodman has something else to celebrate alongside her Rugby Sevens title. I was like, piss off, she's not pregnant, is she?

She's pregnant! She's not winning Rugby Sevens titles while she's pregnant. Because I mean, more power to you girl, but is that safe? She's incredible. I read a story on The Herald today about her and how she was talking about why they didn't win at the Olympics. Oh. And about how there was problems with the coach and stuff.

Right. It's so interesting to hear, like, the behind-the-scenes stuff that was going on. She's a superwoman. And, by the way, I don't want to start a rumour that she's pregnant. I don't think she is. That wasn't the news. She's been nominated. But what if she is, though?

Sportswoman of the Year. You heard it here first. Just reiterating, there is no pregnancy. We've got to say a big thanks to Mobile Smiles Reward Card, by the way. They're our show sponsor. Hey, you've earned it. Kia ora, Mobile. Thank you very much.

Also, one more thing, Clinton. I know that people are probably wondering, it's six days till perm. And if you haven't heard about it, Clinton Roberts will be getting a perm on this very show on Monday. I'm literally saving photos of me without the perm just so I can, like, you know, have as many as I can now because there's no photos I want saved in six days' time. You should get your eyebrow piercing again. Right.

Because you have to get the blonde tips, remember, as well. It's a blonde tip perm, people. Don't worry, I have not forgotten. Next, though, if you were born in a bizarre place, we want you to stick around, okay? We've got a story. Again, is it safe? So we're talking if you were born in any other place other than a hospital.

Yeah, I don't mean like a strange country. I mean like an odd location. We'll tell you more in a second. Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie and Clint, ZM. That's Ariana Grande and God is Woman. Very appropriate song as I've just shown Brie a video

of the miracle of childbirth. No, it was a woman in her backyard. Yeah, the miracle of childbirth. It kind of scares me a lot because I'm going to have to do that at some point in my life. You don't have to do it in your backyard. So this is a story that's come out about a German woman, and

of course it's a German woman, who's given birth in her own backyard. Well, I don't mean that in an overly offensive way. She's just done her sixth free birth. What does that mean? So it's a home birth where there are no painkillers used and no doctors present.

That sounds horrible. So the video that I've just shown Bree was live streamed to YouTube. She did this. Was she allowed to do that? Well, YouTube have pulled the video, but I don't think they pull it in the moment. I don't think they see it fast enough. 1.4 million people tuned in to watch

her live stream. I mean, it's a beautiful thing. It's a miracle. It is a miracle. Well, no, it's a miracle in more ways than one. It's a miracle everything's okay. I'm not a childbirth expert. I just would prefer to have a doctor present. Is this the first time it's been done, where it's been live

streamed? That's a good question if it this the first time it's been done, where it's been live streamed? That's a good question, if it's the first time it's been live. Because I haven't heard of that happening before. No painkillers. Like I said, her sixth one. So she knows what she's doing. She's 36 and this is her sixth baby and she's given birth to them all at home.

It gets easier by the sixth one, doesn't it? She said the trick is to let your daughters watch so that they understand. Well, there's kind of logic behind it. So they understand what's involved with childbirth. But the video, which I said has been pulled down and I've only got a very short clip of it, just shows her standing next to the trampoline.

She's literally in the backyard of her house. And there's a bit where she's fully clothed at this point and she's holding on to the side of the tramp where the padding is and she's just going, This isn't good. I should have gone to the doctor. Mate, ease up. Ease up on the German references.

Please. Do you reckon? Can I get the Nurofen? I don't think Nurofen's helping you in that situation. Do you reckon at any point people, obviously, because giving birth naturally is amazing and any woman that can do that, props to you. Yeah, and it's your body, it's your birth.

So long as you're being safe, do what you want. I get it, I get it. Do you think anyone though that makes that decision then regrets it? Midway in. Midway. Like just at the pivotal moment, she's like, I'm hospital and some painkillers now.

And he's like, sorry. Too late. He's like, sorry, I'm busy running this tripod and live stream. Get back in focus. Hold on. I did wonder this afternoon, and we might not get anybody on this. On 0800DALZM, where were you born? Like unusual places. Yeah, where were you born? Like unusual places.

Yeah, where were you born? I don't mean like in what city. And I don't mean like a home birth. I don't think it's actually that weird these days. But were you born in a car on the side of the road? Were you born on an airplane? Were you born in a food court? Were you born?

We need more napkins. McDonald's. 0800 dial ZM. You can also text us on 9696 this afternoon, our very random question to open the show. Where were you born? Brie and Clint on ZM. We're asking the question this afternoon.

Where were you born? And not place. We're talking... Odd venue. Yeah, odd venue's a good one. Where's the venue? A German lady, because we understand you don't always get to choose, or you especially don't get to choose it for the baby.

A German lady has just live-streamed her backyard birth, her sixth one, to 1.4 million people. No drugs involved? No drugs. No doctors? Holding on to the tramp, just squeezing it out. I'd be that woman screaming to give me the drugs. Give me the bloody epidural.

Now. Just plug it to my veins. Give it to me. We've got some people on the phone before then, though, from the text machine. My cousin went into labour on the plane and had no idea what was happening, so just ignored it. And then when the plane landed, she gave birth on the tarmac.

You're joking. How good is that? What do you mean she didn't know what was happening? Maybe it was the first one. Yeah, but she would have known she was pregnant. That's weird too, eh? You do get gassy on a flight though, don't you? You know what I mean?

Like, is that gas? You do. Or is it a baby? I was born in a ute on Great South Road. I was born in the laundry delivered by my dad. To this day, I still use that excuse as to why I don't do the washing. My partner hates it. I was born in weird places you were born.

I was born in Harweta Hospital. I see what you've done there. That's quite good. I was born on the kitchen table. Damn. Gather around for it. And also where they were conceived, which is nice. My sister was born in an RX-7 on the way from Te Aroha to Morrinsville.

Obviously the RX-7 wasn't quick enough. The best thing about an RX-7 too is it's a two-seater. Right. So there's two of you. They ain't much room. Not much room to push. 0800 dial ZM Claire. Hello, Claire.

Where were you born? I was born in a tarpaulin in the lounge, but my sister was born in the bathroom and we've always called her her little shit. Because she was born in the toilet. I love it, Claire. Was she intentionally born in the toilet?

She was always meant to be born at home, but apparently mum kind of needed to go to the toilet and it just all started happening after that. Far out. Did she actually fall into the toilet? Actually, no, don't answer that one. That's okay.

Thank you, Claire. Let's go, Casey. Casey, where were you born? Well, it wasn't actually me. We were on holiday in Africa and we were hitchhiking and we got into the back of a van and someone was just giving birth. What?

What, casually? Yeah. And the thing is, we were still stopping to pick up other people. What, the bus driver didn't floor it to the hospital?

I think it was her family driving because it was just a random van that picked us up. Did you give them five stars on the Uber or what?

Oh, 100%. It's a bus. Five stars for effort. It was a van. Could have been an Uber. Oh, I see what you're saying. Can you imagine? There's a bonus feature. A ride and a show. Final one. Beretti, where were you born? Hi, I was actually born in a mud hut in Kiribati. Where's that? That's by Fiji. That's cool. How come? Yeah, because my mum was like sailing at the time

and she was just sort of like, oops, I got pregnant. Better have a baby. Hey, Steve, pull the boat over. I think I'm having a baby. Yeah, nine months later, baby's out. Yeah. Yeah, so yeah, it was legit. It had like, you know, no real walls and it had like the whole thatched

Oh yeah, it was legit in the sense that it was a mud hut. I thought you were going to say it was legit and that it was a birthing suite. No, it was legitimately a mud hut. Funny, funny interesting thing is actually that was like the birthing centre. Oh, you were in the special mud hut. That's phenomenal and forever, that's your

story. Congratulations. Yeah, I know, thank you. Where are you going to have your babies? I've had both of them in hospital. Oh, boring. Like a normal person. Thanks, Brady. I don't want to die, you know. No, and you know what?

And that's the right attitude. So whatever you feel is safe. Kia kaha, pregnant ladies. Do what you got to do. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Since moving to New Zealand, Clint, I've fallen in love with two TV shows. Oh, yeah?

Survivor New Zealand and Shortland Street. It's so good. You like a bit of shorty, do you? I don't mind it. You're either a shorty person or you're not. I got hooked in with Poonami. Thought it was great.

The Poonami was iconic. It was iconic. Because you weren't here at the time I'm interested to know if this went trans-Tasman Yeah Please tell me this is not your penis I saw it on Jimmy Kimmel Yeah

Thought it was great Yeah Hilarious Some great moments It's iconic New Zealand television There's been a few storylines on Shortland Street lately That have hooked me in But how big is the news that's come out today

that Shortland Street is going six days? Oh, what, another day? You're going Monday to Friday, and for a special winter season they're calling it, they're going to put it on Sunday nights. That's a lot of Shorty. It's a lot. For you, as a Shorty fan, happy for you,

but I'm thinking of the boyfriends who are maybe not that into it, who now have a whole nother night of Shorty fan, happy for you, but I'm thinking of the boyfriends who are maybe not that into it who now have a whole nother night of Shortland Street. You know. What about the ones

that secretly say they're not into it? Oh, then they have to pretend they're disappointed but inside. Yeah, they're like, oh, damn it. Yeah, when they go

in their private group chat about Shortland Street with the boys, they go, oh my God, it's going to be awesome. My first thing I thought of when I heard that Shortland Street was going for six days a week is I thought of the iconic song Craig David, Seven Days.

Why, that's seven days and this is six days? Yeah, well, it's pretty close, isn't it? Right, okay. And I thought I'd jam all the biggest Shortland Street iconic moments into my rendition of Craig David, Seven Days. This is Shortland Street, iconic moments into my rendition of Craig David's Seven Days. This is Shortland Street, Six Days. Monday, I was watching Poonamies on Tuesday. Harry Warner's Dick Bicks on Wednesday.

And on Thursday and Friday, not Saturday, but now on Sunday. I watched Shotties on Monday. Tell me that's not your penis on Tuesday. Thuff and Dale Strangler strikes on Wednesday. And on Thursday and Friday and Sunday we say. You're not in Guatemala now, Dr. Ropata.

Oh. I can't wait. You know I wanna hate it. But you like it. I really like it. Yes. Um, Shoddy Street fans, that update coming September But you like it. I really like it. Yes. Shorty Street fans, that update coming September for you. I can't wait. Six nights a week.

Brie and Clint on ZDM. ZDM's secret sound. With Save My Beacon. This is exciting. Please welcome to our studio for the first time, soundkeeper Annabelle. Hello. What on earth motivated you to want to the first time, soundkeeper Annabelle. Hello. What on earth motivated you to want to be this year's soundkeeper other than $50,000?

Honestly, like this experience is so cool. It's a big job. When does a student go on radio? Yeah, that's true. But it is a big job. And it's stressful because you've got the 50 grand, but for the next how many weeks is it going to be? Four to six.

You are going to nightly be stressing that at any moment someone's going to take $50,000 away from you. Well, now you're taking the fun out of it, aren't you? Well, I just, you're going to be so stressed out, it's going to be horrible. Money? What money? You're not getting anything.

What's the inspiration for the secret sound? Were you lying on the couch and you went, ooh, that'd make a good sound. Oh, don't give too much away, Annabelle. No, no, no. I was, yeah, just playing around. And then I found something. I was like, oh, that's quite cool.

Let's do that. What was it? Well, I can't tell you that. Oh, she's good. Yeah, no, no. Don't do that to her. I feel bad. She's already stressed out enough.

Well, this is an interesting bit too, because whose side are you on, Brie? And sorry, Annabelle, to talk about you like you're not here. Do you want Annabelle to keep her $50,000 or do you want someone listening to win $50,000? This is going to become really hard. No, it's not. It's not because the thing is,

you're going to get to know me. You're going to get to like me. The person that could win the $50,000 could just be some rando. Oh, you're savage. Well, it is some rando. The person that could win the $50,000 could just be some rando. Well, it is some rando. I love that. If you're listening to some rando, that was a call to arms. That's a challenge from Soundkeeper Annabelle.

Yeah, come on. Try your best. One of the big things about Soundkeeper Gary, rest in peace. He's still alive. Not to us. He's dead to us. He had his signature outfit. The first year, he was dressed as a referee. Yeah.

The second year, he was dressed in a money suit. Yeah. Which I liked the most. We haven't even thought about what you're going to wear yet, Annabelle. Definitely need an outfit. Yeah, of course. You need to make a statement. We thought this afternoon, why don't we brainstorm it and then put it out into the universe

and see if we can't get you something perfect. I'll throw a couple of ideas out there. Thought starters. Onesie. Comfortable. Too warm. Too warm.

Tracksuit. Too warm. Leather pants. Restrictive. Romper. I don't even know what that is. It's like that one

it's like the short sleeve onesie type thing. You can't get it off in time to go to the toilet. Playsuit. Oh yeah no. I need to go to the bathroom if I need to go to the bathroom. A money tutu.

A money tutu. Don't hate it. Will it affect my seating? Yeah, with a money crown. Don't worry about that. Fashion is not about practicality. What about the Borat swimsuit? Oh, that is it. That is it.

Let's really simplify this. You've got to get in and out of it. That is it. Okay, let's really simplify this, okay? How about, because you've got to get in and out of it multiple times a day. What about you just do you and we get you a Soundkeeper cape? Yeah, that could work. Easily. No, a cape made out of money.

A cape made out of money with at least... Real money. That you and I get to share at the end of it. There's not going to be much of this 50 grand left. You leave that with us, Soundkeeper Annabelle, and we will endeavour to have you a Soundkeeper outfit by the end of the week. We're going to organise it.

Done. For you to wear. Easy as. If anyone can help us, please help us. You can hear the secret sound, Annabelle's secret sound, for the very first time tomorrow morning. Fletch, Vaughan and Megan will play it out at 8am. Good luck.

Good luck. Yeah, good luck. Brie and Clint on ZDM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. We take your birthdays, we put it into a computer, we figure out what song is your birthday banger,

which was number one at the time, and then we pick the best one to play in full. Good computer, this, too. A lot of radio stations trying to get their hands on it. You know, the hits, they want this, baby. Can't have it. We've still got it. Yeah, Flinny from the hits.

Yeah. I saw him in here. Yeah, sniffing it. He got pulled out by security. Rubbing himself up against it. I said, get out of here, mate. Let's go to Beatrice first. Hi, Beatrice, and welcome to the show.

Hi, Beatrice. Hi. What's your birthday? Speaking of February 1999. Okay, Beatrice, and welcome to the show. Hi, Beatrice. Hi. What's your birthday? Speaking of February 1999. Okay, Beatrice, you were 16 in 2015 on the 2nd of Feb, and this is your birthday banger. Omi, you know, this is one of my favourite songs. I really like it.

Yeah. Remember that one, Beatrice? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you like your birthday banger? Good. Well, it wasn't that long ago. Nothing worse than hating your own birthday banger. Yeah, that's a very good point too.

Next up, Sam. Kia ora, Sam. Hello, Sam. Hey, guys. What's your birthday? 14th of Jan, 1990. Okay, Sam, you were 16 in 2006 on the 14th of January, and this was Top of the Chart.

If you're a man on the floor, if he ain't, let me know. Chris Breezy. And this is just before everything went to cuckers, right? This is when he was good. Yeah, this is when he was good. That's correct. Good. There's your birthday banger.

Let's do one more. Good afternoon to David. Hello, Dave. Hey, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? Not too bad.

Oh, Dave, I don't want to cast aspersions here, but I feel like we may be going into the archives for your birthday banger today. Yes. All good, Clint. No worries, mate. That's our favourite, Dave. What's your birthday?

12th of March, 63. Yes, David. I knew it. You were 16 in 1979. Great year back in the 70s. And this is your birthday banger. What was that? I was actually in the Netherlands then.

All right, well, do you want your birthday banger from New Zealand or from the Netherlands? I love you, David. Yes, please. All right, let's rejog the computer. Hang on. So on the 12th of March, 1979, this was Top of the Charts. Oh, yeah.

Sushi. Freak out. Yeah. David. Are you a disco baby, David? Top of the charts. David. Are you a disco baby, David? That's one of my favourites, actually. Do you used to have goldfish in your high-heeled shoes when you were going to the clubs? How do you look with an afro and flares? I wouldn't have a clue, to be honest. David, can I ask, Saturday Night Fever, greatest movie ever?

Oh, yes. Such a classic. Classic one, that one. The issue is, I'm not convinced we have the whole Le Freak track in the system. But just wait there. We just need to have a small discussion. What are we going to do? I don't hate it.

What, you don't hate Le Freak? No, I like it. You know what I'm like. Yeah, I know what you're like. I like to push the boundaries. And I know our boss is on holiday this week. Ross Moss isn't here, mate.

I like Cheerleader. I said that from the start. But that's from 2015. Let me get a vibe of what the producers would pick. Okay. Oh, wait. Hold on. Something's happening. Here comes Ellie. Oh, Ellie.

Producer Ellie. Yeah. What's wrong? I really like La Freak, but I feel like I might lose my job. You know what I'm saying? We're giving it over to you. What are we playing? Cheerleader or La Freak?

I'm voting La Freak, people. I'm trying. My vote's not even on that one. I was going to go with Run It. Now we're at a real stalemate. Nah, that, okay, you choose the song. I have to choose? Yeah.

You have to choose between Le Freak or Cheerleader. Nah, you can have Run It too. Oh, you can have Run It too. Oh, I get the final call? Yeah, yeah. Because I feel like Cheerleader's a bit, you know, three years ago. Le Freak, love you, David, but a bit in the old days. Oh, come on.

Chris Brown. Poor David, he's called up. Oh, David, love you. Nah, I'm throwing my toys. David. I love you. Oh, come on. Who's Brown? Poor David. He's called up. Oh, David loves you. No, I'm throwing my toys. David. Sorry, mate. I tried, Dave. What happened?

Bree and Clint, this is Birthday Banger. ZM. ZM. Bree and Clint that is birthday banger and that's where it goes sometimes Chris Brown run it taking out cheerleader from Omi

and also La Freak by Chic poor David he's called up just wanted to hear his birthday banger on the radio Omi come on

La Freak La Freak just does stuff to your hips you know hear his birthday banger on the radio. Omie, come on. Freaker. Just does stuff to your hips, you know. Freaker. Anybody born between 1973 and 1979, this is the song you were conceived to. Hell yeah. About to hook that thing.

So good. What are they saying on the text machine? If we played that Ross when it cancelled his holiday. We have one that says this is such a disappointing birthday banger. David should have won. Yes, I think I'm saying. I'm a freak. Well, the ZM reformatting to a disco station will have to wait at least another 24 hours.

I'll continue to fight the good fight here at Birthday Bagger. Brie and Clint on ZDM. This might sound... Go on. Really sad and petty, but we've got our house inspection tomorrow at my flat. Has that still not happened? Well, it was meant to happen last week and then my landlord couldn't come over and then I couldn't make the time. So we've cleaned the apartment like three times, me and my flatmates.

Oh, in preparation? In preparation. Oh, they should have to cancel the flat inspection. You've done enough. Although you did have that big party. Okay, mate. They listened to the show. There were so many people in your tiny apartment.

They were there. They heard it. So for the third time, we're going to have to clean the apartment. And I thought, I've had enough. I don't want to sweep or vacuum anymore. And I read this article today, Clint, that says a study, so you know it's legit, has been conducted in Norway saying that cleaning for people with asthma is actually really bad for you. Oh, and the Norwegians wouldn't lie either. No, there's 6,000 people they tested.

Very clean people too. You know me, I'm an asthmatic. I didn't know that about you at all. Well, I've suffered from asthma my whole life. I've never seen you use an inhaler. I've grown out of it, kind of. But during the winter months, it gets bad. Right.

So I had this idea this afternoon to call my housemate, Annabelle, and tell her that I can't help clean the apartment tonight because I suffer from asthma. You know, if this works, that you will ruin flat dynamics all over the country. Like, great for the asthmatics, but you're going to have lopsided cleaning rosters all over New Zealand if this works.

If any of the asthmatics want the link to this study, I can send it to you. Just email us at Brian Clint on Facebook. Okay, who are we calling? Let's call my housemate Annabelle and see if this works. Try and get out of this cleaning. Hello, Annabelle speaking. Hey, mate, it's me.

Oh, g'day. Hey, really quick. I just wanted to remind you that we have our house inspection tomorrow. Yeah. And just wanted to, because I was talking to Nick about it last night, because we're going to have to re-clean. Yeah. I've just read this article about cleaning that says that if you've got asthma

and if you're an asthmatic it says it's really bad for you to clean and vacuum and stuff so i don't know if you guys can step up and maybe just vacuum the place and stuff because i'm not going to be able to because i suffer from asthma oh just because just because in winter time like it's probably the worst that it is and this article is like saying it's really dangerous if you've got bad asthma to actually vacuum well then obviously yeah cool all right sweet just thought i'd give you the heads up because i didn't want you to think like you know that i wasn't doing anything no not at all cool i literally think you're taking the piss though and if you could vacuum my room and stuff too

and you need to scrub my toilet because I've got skids and if you've got asthma you can't touch your own skids so yeah if you could do that cool okay love you thanks Annabelle bye it's definitely breezy bye

cool you're welcome for that by the way Thank you I'm glad you got the skid muck part over the line Because I was really worried about that Brie and Clint on ZDM Brie what's your opinion on a hall pass Or the concept of hall passing in a relationship

Oh I thought you were going to mean a hall pass to go to the bathroom No I mean a hall pass So when you're in a relationship You each have a person And you say Look in our relationship, you each have a person and you say, look, in our relationship, no cheating on each other, but if an opportunity ever arises with this one particular pre-prescribed person,

you get a pass. I, to be honest, think it's a fantasy thing. I don't think there's people out there who have ever actually had one hall pass person and have got to hook up with that person. Right. I don't think it's people out there who have ever actually had one hall pass person and have got to hook up with that person right i don't think it's a real thing uh kirsten kirsten kristin bell kirsten is it kristin kristin bell the one from um uh forgetting sarah marshall very funny married to dax shepard such a cute couple they have a hall pass system and it's quite active.

This is different though for celebrities. When I saw this story, I was like, they can actually meet these people. Yeah. You know what I mean? It becomes way more real. And the people that they have the opportunity to hall pass with, so much hotter than like, you know, Dave who works in finance. You know? She has said, and she's leading the charge too, it's not

Dax. She's actively said if Dax has the opportunity to get with J-Lo, he better take it. How hot's J-Lo though? You've gone straight to the top of the food pyramid with J-Lo. But kind of likely because she jumps around a little bit. Oh, okay. Can you not

S-shame J-Lo please, mate? I mean, she's... She's just living her life. Alright, okay. Can you not S-shame J-Lo, please, mate? I mean, she's... She's just living her life. All right, yeah. J-Lo's hot. Mark Antony ruined things for that. Look, this is Kristen Bell talking about their hall pass system

with Dax Shepard and, well, J-Lo. If Jennifer Lopez was just like, Dax, I gotta have a weekend at a hotel in Malibu with you, I would be like, Godspeed. Godspeed. Godspeed. And you know, when you put it out into the universe like that, there's a chance J-Lo's going to hear it. And what if J-Lo's got a thing for Dax Shepard already?

I mean, highly unlikely. But say that she did. You never know, mate. This is the bit I find interesting too with their relationship. This is how she explains the need for a hall pass. You have to recognise that the attraction to other people that's coming from your partner, it doesn't have anything to do with you.

But if you get really jealous about it, it's going to have something to do with you and you will become less attractive to your partner. Yeah. Controversial. She is like a relic. What do you mean? Such good advice.

Oh, do you mean an oracle? Yeah, that's what I meant. Obviously, I'm not one. What? She's? Such good advice. Oh, do you mean an oracle? Yeah, that's what I meant. Obviously, I'm not one. What? She's from an antique store. She is like... She's from Tomb Raider, guys. This is going to be...

Because I don't... To me... Do you have one? Do you have one? Yeah, I have one. Who is it? It's Katy Perry. And I did get to meet her.

So there was... That's weird. Mine's Jeremy Wells. I wonder this afternoon, is there anybody, because I've obviously never gone through with it. You've never gone through with your hall bars? No comment. No, you've never gone through with your hall bars.

Anyway, you're single. Like you can just go there. Is there anybody? He's not? Yeah, not your problem. I wonder if I'm his. No. Nah, probably not, eh?

Let me just ask this question, okay? Because this is going to be a- Sorry, I need to focus. I wonder if I'm his. No. Nah, probably not, eh? Let me just ask this question, okay? Because this is going to be a... Sorry, I need to focus. I was thinking about Jeremy for a minute. This is a stretch. Is there anybody out there who has a hall pass system in their relationship and they have activated it? This is a needle in a haystack.

Yeah. But I hope we get someone. Did you have an opportunity to use your hall pass and you went, screw it, it's now or never, I'm going for it. 0800 dial ZM. We'll take a kiss. Or text us to 9696. Yes, we will take a kiss.

A kiss is good. Yeah. Did you use your hall pass? We're just talking right now about the concept of a hall pass. You know, in a relationship when you say, you and I are committed to each other, but if we ever get the chance, if Ariana Grande... It's my ultimate.

Yeah, say I'm in the Viaduct in Auckland and Ariana Grande walks into the bar. I mean, long shot. But if it did, I would like permission from you to go there. The other bit about the hall pass that we haven't considered is that the other person has to be keen too. Like we're just picturing this magical situation where you go, hey, you're my hall pass.

That means I get to hook up with you. It's time. Yeah, we haven't factored in that that person is probably a celebrity with an infinite multitude of options in their life and they're probably not that interested in you. We should also talk about the rules of you can't change your hall pass if people are coming to town. Like if you look at like who's coming to Spark Arena

and then you're like, oh, Kendrick's on his way. Kendrick's my new hall pass. Oh, I think I might make Kendrick my hall pass. You know what I mean? You can't do that. Yeah, no, no, I understand what you're saying. One of my mates because, I mean, it was a long shot. No one's called through, which is sad.

I mean, I want people to live out their dreams. My friend lived out her dreams. She hooked up with her hall pass. Oh. But at the time she was also single. Oh, then it's not enough. See, this is the thing. Yeah, but do you want to know who she hooked up with?

Oh, yeah. They're a celebrity. Yeah, okay. I think Ben might have grabbed a song from her, well, technically not a hall pass, but she hooked up with Trey Songz. I'm not impressed.

She also hooked up with Lil Bow Wow. Again, I'm not impressed. Is that better? No, and I'm trying to say this delicately. You know how there's a tier of like how hard you think it would be to hook up with someone? Right.

I think the Bow Wow and Trey songs of the world, I think like it's like- Lower tier? I think just show up and you'll get lucky. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Oh my God, I heard she bought all her followers. She would, she's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game.

Very simple, highly competitive game where we try and guess the follower numbers of certain celebrities on Instagram. We can't use our phone, okay? We can't check any stats like that. We have 10 seconds to write down the answer, and it's... First to three. First to three, that's right.

You should do a score update. Since this show has started, the score currently is 2-1 to Bree. Excellent. But she's very humble about it. Ellie, you're the gameskeeper. When you're ready, please give us our first celebrity. All right, first celebrity. Five Seconds of Summer. What, the whole. 5 Seconds of Summer.

The whole band? Their group. Instagram. Yeah. The band. Okay. There you go. That's mine. Alright, Brie, you've said $40 million for 5 Seconds of Summer. Jesus, $40 million? They're pretty big. Clint. Yeah.

Clint said $4.5 million. I've went too big. 5SOS has $ Jesus, 40 million. They're pretty big. Clint. Yeah. Clint said 4.5 million. Oh, no, I've went too big. Five Sauce has 7.4 million. That is a point to Clint. That is a point to Clint. Thank you very much. God, I went really big on that, didn't I? One nil.

And don't remember this, though. You can lose from any point. You have before. Give us another celebrity when you're ready, Tally. I am winning on the score, Tally. Thank you. How many followers does Julian Dennison have?

Oh. Just done Deadpool 2. Blowing up. I don't reckon he's cracked a mill though. I'm going to go three. Oh, this is... Oh, come on. Get in your scores.

Is he disqualified for that round, Ellie? Oh, yeah, is that a thing? Oh, he said 350k for Julian Dennison. He looked at mine and then he wrote down that. No, I didn't look at yours. Oh, I don't know. I think I'm okay here because you've gone 400k and I think he's 350 or under.

You did take a while to write it. All right, Clint, you've said 350k. For Julian Dennison. I've went too big again. Brie, you've said 400k. So pretty close. Julian Dennison has 135k. Thank you. No comment.

2-0. 2-0, sorry. One more for the win. Hey, I've lost from this point where you've been. Ellie, please give us our final celebrity for the Insta Fame game. Well, not final. Give us a next one. Alright. Yeah, that's confidence. Macaulay Culkin.

Home Alone. One, two, three, four, however many movies I have. Macaulay. Home Alone. He's pre-Instagram though. Like, his cute days were before Instagram existed. I'm gonna go uh yeah, I'm confident on that. Brie, you've said 150k for Macaulay Culkin. Clint, you'm confident on that.

Brie, you've said 150K for Macaulay Culkin. Clint, you've said 100K. Oh, our guesses are getting very close. Very close. Macaulay Culkin, former friend of Michael Jackson. Come on. I can read Ellie. Oh, no. Can you?

Can you? Can you read me? Macaulay Culkin has 365K. Point to Brie. Pulled one back. 2-1. First to three. Let's have another one, Bree. Pulled one back. 2-1. First to three. Let's have another one, Ellie.

All right. Okay. Hey, Bree, good luck. Thanks, Clint. How many followers does Jonah Hill have? New to Instagram. Hint, new to Instagram. Pretty new, actually.

New to Instagram. Surprisingly new. Maybe a few months. That's the guess I needed. That's the clue I needed. There we go. Cool. Pretty new, actually. New to Instagram. Surprisingly new. Maybe a few months. That's the guess I needed. That's the clue I needed. There we go. Cool. All right, Clint, you've said 1.5 million for Jonah Hill.

Brie, you've said 1.9 million. We're so in tune. We are, aren't we? That's weird. We've synced up, so to speak. Jonah Hill has 432,000 followers. So Clint, you take the game.

Is that a whole game to me? That's a whole game, mate. Ladies and gentlemen, that's the Into Fame game. Hey, Brie. Hey, what? Well done, mate. Help me.

God damn it! Brie and Clint on ZDM. Just a little bit earlier, before the Into Fame game, we were talking about the concept of a hall pass. And I've got to be honest, I was a little bit disappointed that we didn't get anybody to join in talking about the concept of a hall pass. And I've got to be honest, I was a little bit disappointed that we didn't get anybody to join in.

We knew it was a long shot. We said, look, if you have used a hall pass before in a relationship, give us a call and let's talk about it. Because it came off the back of Kristen Bell and her husband, Jax. Yeah. And she was encouraging him. She's saying if you get J-Lo, go for it. We've had somewhat of, I don't want to say torrent,

but a steady trickle of people come through after we finished it and we wouldn't normally do this. We wouldn't normally dig another bit up that failed so miserably, but this is interesting, okay? So this is the topic of a hall pass and if you don't know what a hall pass is, it's when you're in a relationship and you with your partner agree to one person that if the opportunity arises, you can take it and it's not going to be the end of a hall pass. And if you don't know what a hall pass is, it's when you're in a relationship and you with your partner agree to one person

that if the opportunity arises, you can take it and it's not going to be the end of your relationship. The other key bit about a hall pass that we didn't cover off is you both have to have one. Right. It has to be a level playing field.

It has to be a mutual thing. Yeah. And you've got to both say what they are and you'd be gutted if you go, okay, mine's Jennifer Lopez. And then she goes, cool, mine's Gavin,'s mine's um jennifer lopez and then she goes cool mine's gavin the trainer at my gym i know right and then hers is so much more likely here are some real texts from people that have come in and this is this is this is where this thing i think gets

messy i'm going on my hen's trip to bali my fiance has given me a hall pass because I complain all the time that I've only ever been with him. He said, do whatever you want over there. Get it out of your system. Just don't tell me anything about it when you get back. That's interesting. And do you do it? And why is she complaining if she's in love? That's the other bit.

If you're happy in your relationship, it's also not a hall pass if you give them the whole country. You can't go, Bali's my hall pass. It's good odds. It's very good odds. It's either Jennifer Lopez or all of Bali. Someone texted in and said, my friend had a hall pass that was Kasia back in 2011.

You think you look like Kasia. No, I don't think that. He said backstage at a show in Australia, he got a quick hookup with her. Might have been me. I was kicking around to 2011. This is a text here. It says, Hall passes in a relationship. No.

But to be honest, I wish I had one. Probably Shawn Mendes. I know it's never going to happen, but a girl can dream, hey, he's coming to the country, it could happen. When is he coming to the country? Why, is he your hall pass as well? Nah, I'll stick with Jeremy Wells. More likely.

You've literally picked a hall pass who works in the same building as us. Hey, you win some, you lose some. I like your style. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Listen up if you are bald and wrinkly. I'm listening. I have had laser hair removal. I am bald from the eyebrows down, my friends.

Ew. Was that too much? What about the armpits? Bald. What about the... Bald. Ew. Mate, eyebrows down?

I'm like a sexual slippery dip up in here. Seriously, I shouldn't laugh. This is if you genuinely are balding, male or female, or you're just concerned about natural ageing, like the advancement of wrinkles. We all are. Don't look at me when I say wrinkles. The scientists at the University of Alabama

have found a way to not only stop, but reverse wrinkles and hair loss. And this is scientists, okay? This is not just Oil of Olay coming out with an ad saying, try some BB cream. Mate, there's so many creams that claim that they do this. No, this is not a cream. This is not a cream. Let me guess. I know where they found it. Did they find it deep in the Amazon?

No. Found it in bull semen. No, not really. No, no, no. Listen to this. And any scientists listening, you'll be able to vouch that this is, that I'm using real words here. First, they induced a mutation leading mitochondrial dysfunction, essentially preventing a cell from working properly by reducing or cutting most of its energy supply. They literally turned off the cell that causes you to age. They found it, then they zapped it, and then it stopped people

from losing their hair and from going wrinkly. You lost me at that mitochondrial part? No, okay, just stay with me, okay, for a second. My brain really hurts. Because some people have gone, sweet, I'm gonna live forever. No, it's only visible signs of aging.

So if you do like 30 years of hitting the piss, you can't do this thing and then it like brings your liver back to life or you smoke or something like that. No good. Just for wrinkles and for hair loss. But that's pretty mega, right? That's huge. It's huge.

One catch, it only works on mice so far. So. Mate. Baby steps. We spoke about yesterday how I joined F45 six weeks ago, pay a lot of money and I've been twice. $396.

Can you stop saying that? Sorry, I'll make it better. $190 per workout. Alright, okay, I get it. Look, I'm not built to exercise, but I feel like. Why did you join a gym then? Because I'm trying to be good. Oh, you're trying to rebuild.

Yeah. The Titanic. I'm trying to retrain. It's sinking, mate. Trust me. There's places of myself that are sinking and have been for a couple of years. I've finally found the exercise class for me.

Oh, that's nice when this happens. I've found the true place that I should be. Yeah, you found the thing that your body responds well to, your mind, and it doesn't hurt to go, right? It's not a struggle. Exactly. It's not F45. Yeah.

It's not yoga. Yeah. It's not any form of physical activity. Right. But it's called nappercise. Nappercise. So essentially, you go in a group to a class where you nap. It is like my dream come true, so to speak.

And then what? Do they move your body parts for you? No. You literally go there to catch 40 weeks. It's not a workout. It's just a sleepover. Yeah, but it replenishes your body, they're saying. So essentially they've developed nappercise. It's a realover. Yeah, but it replenishes your body, they're saying. So essentially they've developed

napper size. It's a real thing. So they're targeting exhausted parents and also overworked professionals to help catch them a bit of 40 winks, maybe during the day, maybe after you've been at work. Which of those categories do you fit into, by the way? Neither. But I am sometimes tired. So this is a real thing it's happening in australia at the moment and they're looking to bring it over to new zealand okay i feel like it would go well here yeah i feel like people would love it so do you want to hear what actually happens in the class of course so essentially you go to nap a size for 15 minutes you have a stretch yeah everyone stretches in the class together and then you get prepared to lay down for 30 minutes of nap.

And that's it? The temperature of the room is lowered to a nice 21 degrees Celsius to promote calorie burning. None. And they also provide you with eye masks and they also put on some soothing tones like a bit of jazz. Are you in it now? You have to talk like this when the jazz is on.

Is there, like, special Lululemon pyjamas that you can get? I'm sure you... For never size? I'm sure there'd be some overpriced tights you can buy and... never size. I'm sure there'd be some overpriced tights you can buy and never size. I'm feeling quite tired. Does the instructor nap too or does he watch you?

If the instructor naps, I'm signing up for that job tomorrow.