ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 24th 2019

Episode Date: July 24, 2019

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Alright guys, podcast. Are we on now? We're always on. Is it working? I have an idea for the podcast intro. Are you ready? Oh, do I need music? A bit of music might be good. What kind of music do you want?

Like some, like, upbeat music. Okay. Is that too broad? Is it too upbeat? Ellie, you and I are going to go head-to-head in a competition right now. Okay. So Ellie and I, just to give you guys the visual, it's a very visual game actually.

We're sitting on opposite sides of the desk. Yeah. And we sit on, do you have a chair? Oh, yeah, I've got a chair. We sit on swivel chairs here in the studio. And this is going to be the game. Okay. 30 seconds.

Ben, you can time that. We're going to spin as fast as we can. Oh, no. And then the game will be you need to make your way around the table back to your chair. Oh, I'm going to knock myself out. And we need to go the same way.

So we need to go not around the back of Ben. We need to go around this way. So this way like that? All the way around? Yeah. And go to your chair. Alright. I go to your chair? No, you go back to your chair. First person Yeah, first person to sit back on their chair. Okay, so I'm going to go that way. I'll go this way chair. All right. I go to your chair? No, you go back to your chair. First person. Yeah, first person to sit back on their chair. Okay, so I'm going to go that way. Wins.

I'll go this way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Are you ready? Oh, God. Three, two, one, go. Okay. You got to spin.

I am. Don't be a little bitch about it. I am. Oh, look how slow she's going. I have a headache anymore. Oh, I feel sick. Sorry, my account. I'm spinning out of control.

I can't sit. You're going to have to go now. Go start running. What do you mean? Why? Huh? I thought you had 30 seconds. Is it 30 seconds? No, you go count down.

Five, four, three. Keep spinning Ellie. Okay, go. Oh my god. Oh, they are slow as. No, Ellie. Yeah, Brodie has absolutely smoked it. That wasn't too bad, Ellie.

I get severe motion sickness. You know that. Yeah, Brodie has absolutely smoked it. That wasn't too bad, Ellie. I get severe motion sickness, you know that. Oh, now I can't see you. I hate that game. Oh, Ellie actually looks real sick. The other thing is... And it's hot in here. Why did we do that today when the aircon's not working? Ah, Bree won.

Go away, Bree. Hey, I'll take that win. Even though I've severely injured a friend. Are you alright? Cool, we've got to go. Here's the podcast. Well afternoon, New Zealand. How good is it?

Hey, guys. Hello. Hey, mate. How are you? This is Bree's favourite day. Why? is it? Hey guys. Hey mate, how are you? This is Brie's favourite day. Why? Because it's hump day. No.

We don't say that on this show. We're not that old yet, Ben. Oh, okay, sorry. You were just before the show, you were like, Ben, member. Fry, yay, I can get on board now. I'm just kidding, I hate that one too. I was just looking at Ticketek at upcoming concerts and I read or I heard last night, you know, Viragogo, that website, that scam website where it's

obviously people buy tickets and then sometimes they don't turn up or they charge like four times the amount. Apparently, Google has put a stop to them advertising on Google. Like about time. Where have they been? But about time. It's been ridiculous. It always comes up first. It does. And people that don't know enough, they just click it and buy it.

Exactly. It gets scammed. Good on you, Google. So that's awesome news from Google. You've bought tickets from there before, though. I did. I was actually, it was recently, actually. And I think we'd just spoken about how bad it was.

And you still fell for it. I still fell for it. Cool, moving on. We've got a new game to play on the show today and you can win some mobile fuel. It's a little game we like to call Yanina or Pop Diva. It's new. It's going to be fun.

You just have to pick which is which. Also, Birthday Banger is super exciting this week because you can win a trip to Bali for you and a mate, all thanks to Grab One and Darp Travels, which is cool. So we'll do that just after 5.30 every day. You've got to get your Birthday Banger played, though. Up next, weird food flavours. When I was in Fiji, you're not going to believe the flavour of Pringles that I saw. Okay.

I'll tell you next. Zit M. Can't believe I peed in it, you see. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zit M. I'm back. I'm back from Fiji. I actually was over there for three and a bit weeks filming for Celebrity Treasure Island,

which I saw the promos came out today. Which is exciting. But while over in Fiji, we lived in a hotel. Like the crew and most of us, you know, all of us working on the show, we lived in a hotel. Yeah. Which was an interesting experience. I don't think I've ever lived in a hotel for that long.

True. And the only place we could get food, because it was in the middle of nowhere in Fiji Like it was legit Like you know the middle of nowhere And there was this one tiny supermarket That was kind of about 10 minutes down the road From where we were

And one day I went in there to buy some water And a few other bits and pieces Insect repellent mainly And I noticed they had some really weird flavours of different, you know, foods. Okay. And foods that we all love, you know. Foods that we have here but they just had really interesting flavours which obviously you get that when you go overseas.

Yeah, right. And, you know, here we've got Pringles original or salt and vinegar. Yeah. Over there I saw probably the weirdest flavour Pringles I've ever seen. Really? There was two. One flavour was soft shell crab flavour. Oh, okay.

What? Ben's angry. No. And the other flavour, which I actually ended up buying and trying, was chicken kebab Pringles. Oh. So what's the difference between chicken kebab and chicken? If it's a chicken kebab, does that mean I've got a bit of a bread taste in there?

So it might have a garlic sauce taste, you know. Right. Could be a bit of barbecue sauce. I don't know. I put everything on my chicken kebab. Were they nice? Yeah, same. That's what I'm trying to think.

Look, they tasted, I mean, I think they tasted like chicken Pringles. Yeah. But I just thought it was interesting, the marketing on the packet was a full-on kebab, like it had everything on the kebab. Yeah, right. Like a kebab where you go out at the end of a night out and you buy it from a kebab shop. Like that type of kebab.

So like lettuce and tomato. Was it meant to have all that flavour too? I think so. Have you ever had, and then it got me thinking, I actually one time had cheeseburger flavoured twisties. What? Have you guys ever had those? No.

They're horrific. They did do cheeseburger chips at some point I think. Did they? Yeah, I can't remember those. Yeah, they're interesting. But I do cheeseburger chips at some point, I think. Did they? Yeah, I can't remember though. Yeah, they're interesting. But I've tasted a few different things. The thing that pops to my head straight away a while ago, and I can't remember, it was just a chip brand,

and it was steak and mint sauce. Oh, yes. Oh, steak and mint. You know how you get like that mint sauce? Or was it lamb and mint? It might have been lamb and mint sauce. I think I remember that. And I was like, what are you doing?

Yeah, I actually quite liked those though. Did you? Yeah, of course you did. I never tried it. It's because I don't do it. I don I remember that. And I was like, what are you doing? Yeah, I actually quite liked those though. Did you? I never tried it because I don't do it. I don't want to do that. No, fair enough. I want to know from anyone listening, what is the weirdest flavour of food item that you've seen? So we're talking chips or it might be a Kit Kat

because I know in Japan they've got like weird wasabi flavoured Kit Kats. Yeah, I've seen that on the interwebs. Ben is so angry. Not for you, Ben. Just keep things as they are. Don't go trying new things. We've got a way of doing stuff. Weirdest flavour.

You can call us 0800DIALZM or text us on 9696. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. I've been in Fiji for the last however many weeks and something I noticed when I was over there is some of the weird flavours that they have in different products, which we have here in New Zealand, like Pringles and Kit Kats, but they've got all these weird

unusual flavours, which you always see that when you go overseas. Like, what's the weirdest flavour thing that you think you've had, Ellie? Like, had or seen? Or seen. Or you're not game enough to buy it. Nah, and I haven't really done much of travelling to buy it Nah And I haven't really done much Of travelling to be honest

So I haven't seen much You know what we tried the other day With that taste test With you Bree What Spag bowl chips Oh yeah They were a thing

Not that good No They weren't that good I ended up seeing Chicken kebab flavoured Pringles Like the full on Lettuce tomato Chicken sauce

Like type of kebab What is it Garlic yoghurt Yeah And they just tasted like Chicken chips But hey Like the full-on lettuce, tomato, chicken, sauce type of kebab. What is it? Garlic yogurt? Yeah, and they just tasted like chicken chips. But hey, they're giving it a go and that's the point. We're asking you guys, 0800DIALZM, what is the weirdest flavours you've seen around the world in different products?

There's so many good texts on this. Someone's texted through and they said, we saw Swedish fish flavoured Oreos. Oh. Which is not for me. What's the difference between just fish flavoured and Sweden fish? Have they got like a thing going on over there?

I think so. I'm not sure. I think it's a type of product. Yeah, right. Someone else said they saw bacon flavoured vanilla ice cream. I don't know. I don't know about it. It's already got a flavour.

It's vanilla. Yeah, well, you know, but a bit of bacon flavour never hurt anyone. What about red wine-flavoured chocolate? Oh, now that's for me. See, that's different. Two birds, one stone. That's definitely different. You know?

Let's go to Rosie on the phones. Hi, Rosie. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. You saw a weird flavoured Kit Kat. I did. I actually tried both of these very recently, Rosie. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. You saw a weird flavoured Kit Kat. I did. I actually tried both of these very recently, actually. Excellent. I do love that you've taste tested them.

Whereabouts in the world was it? Well, I'm in Manamata and my friend went to Japan just recently, got back and he brought back a whole bunch of random flavoured Kit Kats. Gotcha. And what did he get you? So I tried the sweet potato.

Sweet potato. So kumara flavoured Kit Kat. And how was that? It did not taste at all like what we call a sweet potato. To me, it was quite fruity. Okay. That's interesting. It was actually really nice.

Really? Oh, okay. Yeah, because you look at some of these flavours and you think, oh, that'd be disgusting. But obviously they need to make it nice if they want to sell any of them. Well, it was purple. The packaging was purple and you don't think sweet potato comes in a purple packaging. Yeah, but have you seen those purple kumara?

Yeah. Yeah, but the sweet ones are the orange ones, aren't they? Yeah, true. You've got me there. You've got me there, Rosie. What was the other flavour that you tried? Mango. Mango Kit tried? Mango. Mango Kit Kat?

Yeah. Yeah, that's bizarre. And how was that? That was actually really nice too. It actually tasted like a mango. Yeah, they might be onto something, the Japanese. You know, they're onto something over there. Someone on the text machine actually said they also bought a Kit Kat in Japan

and it was green tea flavour. I have heard of that. And someone else said in Japan we had squid ink flavoured crisps. Ben's not about this topic. Hey, wait, I've got another one for you, Ben. What about this one? Yeah, go. Can I entice you with some blue cheese flavoured popcorn?

No. That's in Japan as well? It's hard because I like blue cheese a lot. I love blue cheese. Yeah, I do. But maybe popcorn? No, no. I don't know. I don in Japan as well. It's hard because I like blue cheese a lot. I love blue cheese. Yeah, I do. But maybe popcorn? No, no. I don't know.

I don't know about that. What about you, Stacey? What's the weird flavoured item that you've seen around the world? Hey, well, it was in our own backyard here in New Zealand. Okay. And it is Sunday roast pan dripping flavoured chips. Oh, give it to me now. I know.

How do you capture that whole sentence into a flavour? So, wait, so what was it actually written on the packaging? I think it was the Sunday Roast Pan crispy bits or something. Oh, my God. I just could call it the bits and pieces chips. Yeah, pretty much. And they were absolutely divine. Stacey, I'm here for it.

I'm here for it. You don't have to convince me. Producer Ben, on the other hand, is not impressed. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Time for some Spy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean McCarthy's on the ground in LA

and he's got an update on that intruder that was found living in Channing Tatum's house. I do. Hello, Bree. Hello, Dean. It's funny that you would speak about yourself in person. Oh, shut up. It wasn't me.

Had to. Here's what happened. Okay, so it's funny, but it has a bit of a dark ending. The woman who squatted in Channing Tatum's home for 10 days, remember, who was found by his personal assistant, she is now on a permanent restraining order. So she's not allowed anywhere near Channing, his ex-wife, Jenna, or any of his staff.

However, Jessie J, the new girlfriend, is actually not included on the restraining order list, I guess you could say. Here's where it gets a bit dark. That's all funny, ha, ha, ha, you know, whatever. Here's the dark bit. The woman believed that she was in a relationship with him, but they'd never met. But how she believed that was because she believed he spoke to her through song and music. I thought you were about to say over Instagram DM,

and I was like, this story is getting more and more creepily like me. Oh, well, that's kind of, yeah. No, just through song. Does that mean she's allowed to go to a Jessie J concert? Yeah, is she allowed to go to the Jessie J concert? Oh, that's weird. Technically, yeah. Interesting.

Also, Dean, you were at Warner Brothers, is that right, and you saw a celebrity do something really weird? I saw something that just shook me to my core because this is so ridiculous and over the top. Today, I was at Warner Brothers. They're shooting a new film called Space Jam. You might remember Michael Jordan was in the other one. So cool.

Well, LeBron James is starring in this film, right? And I get there, and as we're driving, I was on one of those little buggies. I felt like Jennifer Lopez or something. So much fun. As we're driving through the garage, I see a huge car park that they've turned into a massive basketball court. And I was like, what's going on here? Oh, my God. court. And I was like, what's going on here? LeBron James requested that they transform a car park into a basketball court

for him, for personal use in between shooting. And 50 people lost their car spaces. Brutal. Brutal. Yes. Just so that he can play whenever he wants. He has a massive white Maybach. So if you're a car fan, you know, I couldn't get over the car.

The windows were mirrored and he has a Maybach and he has his own basketball court that used to be a garage for us common folk to party. You know what is funny is obviously LeBron James would have everything in the world. But, I mean, it kind of makes sense because he's on the movie Space Jam and they'd be playing basketball, so he needs to keep up his practice teams. True. Yeah, I guess so, yeah. Or not because he's on the movie Space Jam and they'd be playing basketball, so he needs to keep up his practice, Dean.

Yeah, I guess so, yeah. Or not because he's the best player. Yeah, well, he's the best player that ever lived, so probably not having to practice all that much. Hey, Dean, thanks. We'll catch up with you tomorrow. Bye, guys. Bye, Dean. Spy, brought to you by Grab A Seat. Get footloose around the world

with their birthday sale on now. Book a grabaseat.co.nz. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. Something that happened actually before I went away and Clint was here as well is we spoke to a guy on the show. His name was Matt and we were talking about dumb bets that you'd made. And Matt told us that back in 2014 he'd made a bet with his mate Ben and he said if the Black Caps win in the World Cup in 2014,

I get your jet ski and then if the Black Caps lost in 2014 to the Aussies, he would have to hand over his Harley Davidson. And, I mean, I don't really recall, but back in 2014, the Aussies won. Yeah, so. Which means Matt handed over his Harley Davidson to his mate, Ben. Crazy. He told us this story on the show and we actually ended up getting his mate, Ben, on the show

because we thought, you know, coming up to the World Cup this year, the Black Caps are in good form let's do a re-bit let's try and get this Harley Davidson back this is what happened let's put some

parameters in place Matt if the Black Caps win you get your Harley back and Ben if Australia

win what do you want I want a Safari Legacy I want a Safari Legacy you're kidding if neither teams

win the Cricket World Cup then you don't know each other or anything yeah that's fair sounds like a deal that's fair Honest to bar really You're kidding If neither teams win the cricket world cup Then you don't owe each other anything Yeah that's fair Sounds like a deal That's fair My god the black caps are on fire Are you willing to make that bet Matt?

Your car is on the line 100% 100% I'm backing the boys this time Look There is some grey area Did the black caps Because they tied I mean I don't know what happened.

And we've got Matt on the phone right now to give us the update. Hello, mate. How's it going? Very well. I mean, we can, like, safely say that the Aussies did not win. No, that's fine. So you're safe. Your Subaru is safe, Matt.

She's beauty. She's sitting right next to me right now. But we need to know, your mate Ben, did he award you the win for the tie in the final for the Black Caps? Have you gotten the Harley Davidson back? You know what, I'd love to say I have

but, you know, Australians, I haven't got it back unfortunately. Although I think the Blackcaps deserved to win. Nah, it was a draw. Matt, did you stay up all night to watch it? Absolutely. I didn't want to

not see the match if I was going to lose my... I mean, win my Harley back. I was excited. Bloody Australians, they're cheap, aren't they? Fair to say there's a few tears out of my eyes after that game. Yeah, true. Did you and Ben watch it together?

Nah, no, we didn't. No, we didn't. Did he contact you and say, shame, mate, still got it? Yeah, yeah, he called me in the morning and, yeah, there's a few words said. Can you imagine, Matt, obviously all of New Zealand would have been right there with you, but I can imagine your butt cheeks were tighter than any other Kiwi in the country. Oh, yeah, they were.

I was on the edge of my seat, I tell you. That's true. Hey, mate, there's always the next World Cup, eh? We'll get you on for round three. Round three, the next World Cup, the Black Caps. Woo! Call you in four years, man. Call you in four years.

Well, good stuff. See you, man. Bree and Clint, the podcast. See you, Dan. Went away this week, but we are still here. Something that's caught my attention this week in the news is the Swimming World Championships. There's a lot of drama, drama, drama around the swimming at the moment.

So there's this story that's going down. It's this guy named Sun, Sun Yang from China, who's a big time swimmer for the Chinese. He's been around for a fair while and he actually served a three month doping ban back in 2014, which means he got done for taking steroids. I didn't realise you could come back to the sport after you've been done. Well, this is the interesting thing. So at the moment he's also being investigated for an incident. I'm not too sure when it happened.

I think it was last year. He was in a room where they were testing vials of his blood. So he was having tests done, as swimmers always do at these events. They're always being tested and he actually actually ended up smashing all these vials of his own blood oh right where he got into a tussle with the actual testers and because of that incident uh he's actually being investigated now and he will receive a lifetime ban if he's found guilty right is it for tampering with for tam tampering, yeah, with the testing.

And he did serve that three-month doping ban back in 2014 as well. So he's still being investigated for this other incident which happened last year. But this is the weird part. He is actually being allowed to compete at the current World Swimming Championships, which is currently going on right now. Yeah.

So FINA, which is like the swimming, you know, big head honchos have said he can swim until he's found guilty. Right. Not guilty. Yeah. You know, whatever. So they've let him swim at the World Championships and now the other swimmers are turning on him.

So how? So the other day he won the 200 metres freestyle, which obviously if you've got a history of this stuff and you're being investigated for that incident other swimmers are going to be like, what are you hiding? This is so unfair. And there's a guy named

Mack Horton, who's an Aussie swimmer who actually won quite a few medals at the last Olympics. He was a gold medalist. Very good swimmer. He came second in the 400 metres free behind Soong. Right. Anyway, when they went to get their medals,

Mac didn't stand on the podium. He refused. He protested against. He protested against this guy and was like, this is bull crap. He should not be allowed to swim right now if he's being investigated for this. Yeah. Anyway, so it's all happening at the moment, right? And Soong actually yesterday won the 200 metres freestyle as well.

And there's this guy from Great Britain who, his name is Duncan Scott, who ended up coming third and he also decided not to stand on the podium and we've got some audio of that going down and the crowd is roaring their approval scott doesn't want to be a part of the sun gold medal it's another remarkable incident here at the world championships and again a gesture from sun as he passes sc. And listen to the crowd. Listen to them. It's full on because, yeah, the guy from Great Britain,

Duncan Scott, yeah, refused to get on the podium and then Sung was like yelling stuff at him and he was like, you're a loser. I'm a winner. And it was all going down because obviously, you know, this is a big deal. And so it's put a big divide in amongst all the swimmers and, you know, people on one side and others on the, you know, this is a big deal. And so it's put a big divide in amongst all the swimmers and, you know, people on one side and others on the other side. But it's interesting to see people aren't standing for it anymore.

Yeah, they're like, this isn't fair. If he's a cheater, which I mean he has been done in the past and he hasn't been found guilty yet, so we don't know, but it doesn't look great. No, it's not looking good for him. You know, what happens? Do those people, like Mac Horton who came second, does he then get awarded the gold medal?

Yeah, if he gets found guilty, you mean? You know? Yeah. Oh, true, yeah. I suppose. And then that just ruins the whole moment for him. Exactly. Like he could have stood on that gold medal.

Yeah, he could have had that gold legit. Yeah. And you won't remember the world championships where you got gold. You'll remember where it got taken away from you. And you'll get the call like a few months later like, hey, mate, just letting you know, gold's in the mail.

Yeah. I don't want it now. I don't want it. You can keep it. It's going to be very interesting to see what happens. Yeah. But I wanted to ask people listening on 0800DALZM, obviously this is a pretty big thing to cheat in if he is found guilty.

But I want to know, be honest with us. Yeah. And we'll tell some honest stories next as well. What was the thing you cheated in? Oh, okay. Was it a test at school? Was it sport? How did you cheat?

Was it a game of Monopoly? I want to know how you did it as well. If you're willing to call 0800 DIAL ZM, if not, you can text us on 9696. When did you cheat? ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. We're just discussing this story that is going down at the moment at the World Swimming Championships about Sung Yang from China

who served a three-month doping ban back in 2014 and has now been accused of smashing vials of blood at a testing earlier last year, actually, with a hammer. So if he is found guilty, because he's just accused at this stage, he will get a life ban from swimming. So it's pretty full on, accused of cheating. And we wanted to ask you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,

what did you cheat in? I was trying to think of an example over those two songs. And I think I probably cheated during high school in a test. Yeah. But I just can't remember. I cheated at uni. Did you? Yeah, there was one time they had an at home exam where you

were meant to do it by yourself. And there was about six of us who all decided to do we'd do one person's exam and there'd be six of us working on it at once and then we'd do another person's and then another person's. Yeah, how would they control that, I suppose? Yeah, well, I don't think they really cared that much, to be honest. But who's caught through on 0800 dials in?

Let's talk to Nick. Hi, Nick. G'day, how we doing? Good, thanks. What have you cheated on that you're willing to admit? The McDonald's kids' duathlon. And how did you do that, Nick? So it came to the second stage of the run,

because you go run, bike, run, and all the big boys had caught up to me in the cycle part, so I was a bit frustrated. So I faked the stitch halfway through the run, because it was a run where you ran to a tree and ran back, so it was just a straight line. So I pretended to get the stitch and just turned around halfway through the run and ran back the opposite way back to the finish line.

Nice work. Very well done. Did you win it, Nick? Well, yeah, rough enough anyway. I don't know if I could get it in the first or second, but pretty close to it. Did you feel guilty at all? Not at that stage, but it's one of those things that's sat with me since I was seven and I'm nearly 30 now,

so it's one of those things I won't forget. But, you know, I don't feel too bad about it. Hey, but it's all right because you're a winner. Exactly, that's right. I was a winner on the day. I love some of the texts that are coming through on this. Someone texted through and they said, in Monopoly, the electric version where you use a machine to load.

Oh, you swipe your cards and stuff. Yeah, so you load money onto different cards, just like an ATM card. They said, I make sure I'm the banker every time so I can load a sneaky couple of mil onto my card but not everyone else's. Yeah, right. That's pretty brilliant. Someone else texted through and said, in music class my friend and I had to make a keyboard composition

on a computer program. We had no idea how to play the keyboard, so we copied and pasted a famous keyboard piece onto the program and we passed with excellence. That's amazing. Very good. They deserve that, Mark. I love that. They deserve it.

I want to go to Richie. He didn't really cheat in something, but it's just a great story and it's very ballsy. Richie, tell us what you did. Yeah, so there was a swimming sports, it was an all boys school and me and a cobber, we got in a bit of strife. I think we got stood down for four days and the swimming was on the third day or the second day possibly, I can't quite remember. And yeah, long story short, we were pretty upset about it

because we got to share it with the girls school. So they were stood down. Right, I see what's happening. And he wanted to go to swing sports, yeah. What did you do? Yeah, pretty much we got in there the night before and drained the pool. You drained, how big was the pool? I don't know if it's full Olympic size, but yeah, it could be.

How did you drain a pool? Oh, we got on with like a little, well, we got on with a crowbar because there was, with a screw, you lift up a bit of a thing and you put a bar through it. But like the pressure, it's quite hard. It's a two-man job. Oh, my God. Hypothetically, yeah, that's what you would have done.

And did it work? Yeah, it took a while, but I mean, everyone turned up expecting games. But, like, looking back at it now, me and my mate talk about it still now. And you regret it, don't you? You regret it a lot. No, not at all. Richie! This was your chance, Richie.

I'm trying to help you. No, if anything, it helped out because it got people more organised and it was more time to make the party better, well, the swimming sports better. Hold on, we're getting another call. It's the police. We'll put you in touch, Richie. We'll put you guys in touch. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Clint is away at the moment on dad duties with his beautiful new girl, Tui, him and Lucy are at home. I met her this morning. She's adorable. She's got such big hands. Yeah, I noticed that. She's tiny but big hands.

Long, skinny fingers. Yeah, she's so cute though. Yeah, Clint is away at the moment. And look, we're planning on him getting back next week. So the gang's all going to be back together next week. But we do need to think about what if, you know, he needs to stay another week with Babe and Tui and Lucy. And I thought, hmm, who would be a good option to maybe come in

and give us a bit of help? Yeah, true. My mum has been, you know, on the show a fair bit. Mumma died. She has. She'd love to get the call up. Yeah. Look, so we don't know.

Nothing's confirmed. But we do need to. Nothing's confirmed. But we do need to maybe let's just give her a call and suss it out. Okay. See if she'd be available. All right. Okay. Let's see. Morning.

Hi, Mum. I'm just going through all your stuff. I'm going to start crying in a minute. Oh, God. I'm going through your boxes, all your school and sporting stuff. So I've got about ten boxes. What a... I can't throw anything out. What a nightmare.

Oh, hopeless. But, like, here's your art stuff that's good, Brianna. I was pretty talented. I'm going to send a photo of this, because you're nine, so I'm going to send it to... Don't you dare. Don't you dare. I'm going to do that. Yeah, I'm going to send it to you. Don't you dare.

Don't you dare. I'm going to do that. Yeah, I'm going to. Hey, question. What are you up to next week? Oh, well, the house is really forging ahead, so I'm doing a lot of stuff with the house. What if I could offer you potentially a free trip to New Zealand?

Oh, okay. What do I have to do for that? Well, I'm doing the show by myself at the moment, but with Ellie and Ben because Clint's away with his baby at the moment and we thought he was going to be back next week, but it looks like he's not going to be back next week. And then Ross asked me if he thought you might be interested in being my co-host for a week. For a whole week. Yeah, so you'd come in and you'd have to bring ideas and plan

and they'd pay you for it. Oh, my God, Brianna. I'm sweating thinking about it. I said... How much do I get paid for that? Well, I said, would there be a fee? And he said that he'd pay you for it. Well, look, I'll say yes at this point in time.

I did ask him how much, so I could tell you. He said two grand for the whole week. Oh, my God. And the trip. And you get the free flights. And obviously you don't get accommodation because you have to stay Oh my god. And the trip. And you get the free flights and obviously you don't get accommodation because you have to stay at my place. Oh my god. Well, let me talk it over with Dad so I'd have to fly in on at least Monday morning.

Yeah, you'd have to. Hold on. Ross Boss is just walking in. Hold on. Hey mumma di, it's Ross Boss. That's not Ross Boss, that's in. Hold on. Hey, Mumma Di, it's Ross Boss. That's not Ross Boss. That's Ben. Hi, Ben. Did you think you were having the big call-up, Mum? Are you saying I'm not being called up? No, unfortunately not. Oh, come on, Brianna.

Clint's back next week. You've missed your window. It was this week, Mum. Oh, jeez, guys. We could have a great time, Ben and Ellie. God, Brianna's black. Oh, you're saying Bri goes back to Australia for the week and you come over.

I like that idea. Well, we could have got rid of her for another week and we would have been right, wouldn't we? It's a good plan. Okay, I think you need to relax. But, hey, Mum. That's it. That's it. I'm going to send Ben that photo of you in year 9

I love that Send it through I did ask for this didn't I I walked right into it Hey mum just for next time if you do get the call up Do you want to Do you want to take us out What song are we going into Ben

Oh what song we're going into Ed Sheeran for you, Mumma Di. Mum, give us a bit of this is Ed Sheeran, Brian Clint on ZM. Hi, guys. Oh, God. Can I start again? You can start again, yes. It's not live.

This isn't live. Yeah, we've got Ed Sheeran coming up next, which is my absolute favourite red-headed Englishman. And everyone hunts someone. This is Brie and Clint and Mama Di on ZM where the hits move you.

Oh, she's throwing in her own flavour. I like it. Thanks, Mum. Bye. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. We're also kicking off a brand new game this afternoon. It's Britney, bitch. True. Katy Perry.

God, God. Red wine. Say y'all on his mouth like liquor. Taylor Swift. Like, like liquor. Bree and Clint. You need now a pop diva. Pop diva.

You need now a pop diva. Janina or Pop Diva? Pop Diva. Janina or Pop Diva? Yes, the game is called Janina or Pop Diva and I bet you're wondering, what the hell is that? What's a Janina? Well, the premise behind it, I came across this lady on YouTube. Her name is Janina Chiesa. Yeah. Chiesa?

I can't say it. Chiesa? I don't know. She's an amazing singer and she does these YouTube videos where she does impressions of massive pop divas singing and they get millions and millions of views on YouTube and I thought we could do a game where we play you either the actual pop diva or we play you a piece of Yanina,

and you have to just guess, is it Yanina or is it a pop diva? That's good. I like it. And you're going to go head-to-head with someone else on the phones, and who have we got? We've got Casey. Hi, Casey. Hi.

You think you understand what you have to do? Yes, yeah, I think so. Okay, perfect. You're going to go head-to-head with Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi. You think you can pick whether it's Yanina, this YouTuber, or a pop diva? Yes, yeah, I think so. Okay, perfect. You're going to go head-to-head with Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi. You think you can pick whether it's Janina, this YouTuber, or a pop diva?

Yeah, I'll try. Okay, guys, so it's going to be best of three, and we're going to go one for one, all right? So we're going to kick off with Casey, and you just need to tell us whether this is Janina or a famous pop diva. Here we go, Casey. Okay, here we go. Casey, Yanina, the YouTuber, or pop diva?

Pop diva? Right, you're going to lock in pop diva. Yes. It's Yanina. It's Yanina. And I'm telling you, she's good. She is good. So I don't blame you.

So that wasn't Lady Gaga. That was the YouTuber Yanina. All right, let's go to Jade, your first one. Here she is. Yeah, we got the fire, fire, fire. And we're going to let it burn, burn, burn. All right, Jade. All right, Jade. Is that Yanina the YouTuber or is that Ellie Goulding?

Yanina. All right, you're going to lock in Yanina the YouTuber who's trying to do impressions of Pop Divas. The correct answer is that's actually Ellie Goulding. So we're all level at this stage, ladies. Let's go back to Casey. Casey, here comes your second one. Meet you downstairs in the barn and heard you roll at... All right, Casey, is that pop diva Amy Winehouse or is it Yanina?

Yanina, I hope. You're locking in Yanina? Yanina, I hope. You're locking in Yanina. Okay, the correct answer is Yanina. You got one. I thought that was one of her best ones. It's good. It is very good. I thought that was very Amy Winehouse. Alright, so

you got one, Casey. Jade, you're on zero. You need this one here. I wish that I could let you love. Wish that I could let you love me. All right, Jade, what do you think? Yanina or Pop Diva, Rita Ora? Pop Diva. Locking in, Rita Ora, Pop Diva. Okay.

The answer is... It is. It's Rita Ora. Nice work, Jade. So we're all tied up. Okay, here we go. Casey, here comes your third one. All right, Casey.

Is that Yanina the YouTuber doing an impression of Dua Lipa or is it the real Dua Lipa? I think it's the real Dua Lipa. Right, locking in the real Dua Lipa, the answer is it's Yanina. She's good. She is good. And that's why we play the game Yanina or Pop Diva. But that doesn't mean you're out, Casey.

Jade, you need this for the win. Here it comes. Jade, is that Yanina, the YouTuber, or is that Ariana Grande, the Pop Diva? Yanina. Locking in Yanina for the win and the mobile fuel. What do we got? She's right.

She's done it. Nice work, Jade. I loved your celebration just then, Jade. I love it. You're picking up the mobile fuel. Nice work. Well, thanks so much. Do you think that was harder or easier?

I thought it would be a lot easier, but that's hard. It is quite hard. Especially when you haven't seen the clips and what she looks like. Totally. You both did so well. Nice work, guys. Janina or Pop Diva? That clip of her doing the Ariana Grande there has seven and a half million views.

Whoa. That is wild. It has seven and a half million views. Whoa. That is wild. It's insane. Hopefully there's enough pop divas left over to play again next week. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. You had a story you wanted to talk about, Ben, about a partner hiding something from their,

was it their girlfriend or their boyfriend? It was a partner. They were hiding it from their boyfriend. Okay. And what was the thing that they were hiding? So this girl, they'd been dating. Her and her partner had been dating for about four or five months. Okay.

So not all that long. No, not that long. But it was coming to that point where they're like, I'd love for you to meet the parents. Right. Great. Is five months a good time for that to happen? Yeah. Yeah.

I think so. Maybe. Depends on your relationship. Yeah. I think that's fine. That was fine. We're going to go around for dinner tonight. They go around for dinner.

Oh, her parents were goats. Boom! Bombshell! All right, ZM. No, they were not goats. They got to the door and she said, Oh, forgot to tell you, we're a nudist family. Are we talking about Megan Puppers?

No, I don't think so. Megan from Fletcher Warner. Megan, her parents are nudists. Yeah. So what? She didn't tell him. She didn't tell him. And then just thought, she was right.

She said, on the spot, I panicked and I decided to tell him. I wasn't going to because I wanted him to have a real reaction. Just be like, if he liked me, he'd accept me for who I am. You've got to tell them that's the family thing. What do you mean you weren't going to tell him? They were just going to open the door and there's Jack. What's up? That's my mum's buttocks.

Oh, okay. So he rocked up and then he just saw... It was just his mum and her mum and dad. Imagine if the auntie and the uncle and the grandma and grandpa were there. It wasn't the whole family. It was just the parents. So I wonder if that means she was a nudist.

Yeah, probably. I'd say so if she grew up in the household with the parents. Well, I think he would have noticed that. Wouldn't he? Well, when she was with him. Yeah, like at home. Or he was like, I just thought she was really hot all the time. And she just was like, I'm so heated up in here.

Just cooking and stuff in the mood. I just thought there was a bit of a bombshell to drop on a partner. One, right before meeting the parents and just in general. I mean, look, I would have been a bit shocked. Yeah, it's just jarring. It's not like it's bad. No, it's not bad. Whoa.

Yeah, right? What is that in front of me? Human bodies are beautiful things. They are. I'm sure there's secrets. It's just like, whoa. Yeah, right? What is that in front of me? Human bodies are beautiful things. They are. I'm sure there's secrets that people have kept from their partners. We've all done it. Let's be honest. Have you got any stories where you've kept a secret from a partner?

I'm an angel, so no, I don't. Oh, you're perfect. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, thank you. I do know someone, though, a mate of mine. They are a durry smoker and the partner has no idea and they've been together for five years i'm not wait how do they not know are we talking how many a day um that's the thing they're able to sort of like they're not addicted heavily but

they'll they'll go i love when people say that they're not addicted heavily social but they'll go... I love when people say that. They're not addicted heavily. Social smoker. No, they smoke every day, but they do it away from the partner. I can tell when someone has had a cigarette. They wear a rubber glove. No, they don't. They're going to great lengths.

Yeah, they literally wear a rubber glove. They've got a hoodie they wear and they do all the stuff. And then, yeah. What about their hair? Yeah. Well, apparently they can't smell it. Yeah, but they literally have no idea that their partner does that. That is wild.

It gives me like, I get tense thinking about it because I'm like, I couldn't do that. What about your breath? Or like you'd smell? Yeah, they clean their teeth and stuff. Yeah. I actually ended up having to break up with someone because I'd lied to them about something early in the relationship.

What was it? I ended up dating – I ended up meeting this guy and it was in wintertime and he was really attractive and he was a surfer and I knew he was a surfer and when we first met in winter, he was like, do you surf? And it just came out and I was like, yeah, I surf. And I mean, I've surfed not well and definitely not a shortboard and we dated for about four months and when summer came around.

Surfing time. Yeah. I broke it off. I was too mortified. You'd have to. You'd have to. You'd be like, look, I just can't go out surfing and also I can't go out with you.

Just can't do it. Sorry, just can't do it. That's a true story. Is it? Shout out to Paul. 0800 dial ZM. That's not a real name. 0800 dial ZM.

We want to know what's the secret you've kept from your partner. You can text us on 9696 if you want to remain anonymous. We'll get those on the air next ZDM Spree in Clint The podcast Secrets have you been keeping from your partner? Have you ever kept a secret from a partner, Producer Ben? I don't think so I don't think I'm that mean

And there's probably I mean, there's always secrets about my life What about that time you bought that blue hat? And you kept that a secret Because she didn't like it I didn't keep that a secret You put it out in the open I was like, this is mine I know you don't like it. I didn't keep that a secret. You put it out in the open. I was like, this is mine. I know you don't like it

but I'm wearing it. But I'm wearing it anyway. There was a story online about a guy, no it was a girl actually, kept from her boyfriend that her parents were nudists and she decided to tell him just before they opened the front door to her parents' house. Just as I was going

around for a family dinner. By the way, babe. They're naked. My parents love to get it out. Love to just live free. Hey, I don't think that's that bad. No, it's not bad at all. But you probably should have given him maybe a little bit more warning.

But what did you keep from your partner? There's a few interesting texts coming through on the text machine. And obviously some people probably don't want to talk about the secrets from their partner but someone said uh that they were with their partner for five years and they found out that he was hiding uh that he liked to buy women's clothing and he would uh wear the clothing and she'd actually caught him a few times. As someone else said that they, this is quite good actually, they said, I send all of my parcels to my parents' house and I collect them from there so my husband doesn't find out about all my online purchases.

That's just smart. See, I'm going to have to do that in the future. Because you send them all to work. Yeah, which is smart. It is smart. Because then I can put them in my bag and then slip them into my wardrobe. No one knows. And no one will ever know. And people that, you know, your flatmates aren't like

hey, why are you always ordering? Quite a few people calling through. Brodie, have you kept a secret from a partner? Yeah, yep, I certainly have. What was the secret, Brodie? I wanted to get a new TV, a bigger one. Yeah. And my wife wouldn't let me so just to be really frustrating I decided to start unplug new TV, a bigger one. Yeah. And my wife wouldn't let me, so just to be really frustrating,

I decided to start unplugging one of the cables so it had an intermittent pulse. And she just kept getting more frustrated and more frustrated with it and eventually ended up getting my nice new big TV. So this is a bit of a how-to guide for all the other blokes out there that need the same thing. Is that keeping a secret or is that innovation? I think it's innovation. It's probably that too, yeah. That's brilliant.

And if she's listening now, please don't take the TV away from Brodie. He deserves it. Someone else on 9696 texted through and they said, I told my partner that my parents bought me a new pet when I actually spent $1,500 on the pet when we were meant to be saving for a house. My parents always cover for me when it comes up. Heroes.

Heroes. Heroes. That's what parents are for, right? We're going to Anonymous now. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Have you kept a secret from a partner? Yeah. In the beginning when I started seeing this guy,

I told him that I had been with his best friend in the past, but I didn't actually disclose that we were friends with benefits for six years. Anonymous. That is a long time. I know. I know. And anyway, so the, well, I suppose you could call him my ex So he started ghosting my new partner

And my new partner was getting kind of upset about it He just didn't understand what he'd done wrong And all that stuff So I turned up at his house one day Expecting for him to dump me The guilt was eating away at me I had to tell him He was really okay about it

and he was like, well, if he's going to be, you know, salty about it, then that's his problem. But we're sort of like a success story because we've been together for five years

and married with a baby on the way. Yay! There you go. What have you learned? Thank goodness for that. Lies can be a good thing. No, I'm just joking.

They can't be a good thing. They can't. Yeah. That's a great story, Anonymous. Thanks for sharing. Lies can't be a good thing. No, I'm just joking. They can't be a good thing. They can't. Yeah. That's a great story, Anonymous. Thanks for sharing. One more text I just want to read out before we get into this birthday banging to Bali. What secrets did you keep from a partner?

Someone said, my wife thinks that I'm afraid of flying, but the only reason I'm afraid of flying is due to the fact that I've been to prison and I'm not allowed to fly overseas. Oh, my God. Really? The exits are here, here and here. Oh, my God. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Okay. Bree and Clint. Birthday banger. To Bali. That's right. Birthday banger to Bali. All thanks to GrabOne and DARP Travels.

We're giving you the chance to win a trip for you and a friend, seven nights accommodation, flights, the whole deal. And all you have to do is get your birthday banger on the air in the next two weeks and you could be winning that trip to Bali. I am keen on that. I'm so keen. Let's go to Hayley to kick us off this afternoon. Hello.

Hello, how are you? Good, how are you, mate? I'm fantastic. Perfect. What's your birthday, Hay you? Good, how are you, mate? I'm fantastic. Perfect. What's your birthday, Hayley? 1st of August, 1992. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 1st of August and on that day, this was number one.

And we were trying different things And we were smoking funny things Making love up off the lake To our favourite songs Sipping whiskey out the bottle Oh, we're still going. Thinking about tomorrow Singing sweet home Alabama all summer long

Been a kid rock all summer long. What do you think, Hayley? Epic sing-along song. I mean, I was into it. So was I. For sure, I'd be sticking around. Let's go to Kate. Oh, sorry, guys.

There you go. Hello, Kate. Hi, Kate. What's your birthday, guys. There you go. Hello, Kate. Hi, Kate. What's your birthday, Kate? The 30th of October, 1998. Okay, Kate, you were 16 in 2014 on the 30th of October, and this is your birthday banger. Because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no trouble.

I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no trouble. It's Meghan Trainor's first hit, All About The Boots. Did you like that one, Kate? Yeah, yeah, it's all good. I thought it was a tune from Meghan Trainor. I liked that song back in the day, yeah. Didn't mind it? She hasn't done much lately, though, has she?

No. I wonder what she's all about these days. Okay. All right, let's go to Lani to round us out the Savo. Hello, Lani. Hi. All right, let's go to Lani to round us out the Savo. Hello, Lani. Hi. What's your birthday? The 3rd of October, 1996.

Okay, you were 16 in 2012 on the 3rd of October and back in 2012, this topped the charts. Oppan Gangnam Style. Woohoo! Gangnam Style. Yeah!

Oppan Gangnam Style. Yeah! Gangnam Style. You remember that, Lani? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You can't, like, I mean, you hate it, but you also... I can't help myself. Yeah, you're going for it. You're really going for it.

Please stop doing that. That's an HR issue. Right. So now we have to vote because obviously we need to think about this, guys. Because we're putting someone through that could potentially win this trip to Bali. Oh my goodness. Do you want to know something? That All Summer Long song, I think was the first ever birthday banger we ever played on this show.

Was it? I think so. Back in the day. Back in, you know, July 1st last year. I do like that Kid Rock song. It's good. Yeah, well that got me singing, but Gangnam Style got me dancing. So I don't know what I'm feeling

like, singing or dancing. Oh, my hips say Gangnam. Yeah, same. When you saw them. Yeah, because I do love to, you know, wop, wop, wop. It's such a gag, that song. It is such a gag. I love it. And there'll be people in the car that'll hate

it, and there'll be people that will love it. Yeah, this could be quite polarising if we pick that one, but hey. Producer Ellie and I could be overriding you here. What do you want, Vin? You want All Summer Long, don't you? I do, but Lani, Gangnam Style, do you want it to be played? Yes, I do, because I haven't heard it in yonks. And she also wants to potentially win a trip to Bali.

Thank you. That's right, Lani, you're on that list. You could be winning that trip to Bali. That's right, Lani. You're on that list. You could be winning that trip to Bali thanks to Grab One. Nice work. You've also got yourself some Grab One credit and event cinemas tickets as well. Amazing. Oh, perfect.

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베이베 베이베 나는 뭘 좀 아는 놈 뛰는 놈 그 위에 나는 놈 베이베 베이베 나는 뭘 좀 아는 놈 뛰는 놈 그 위에 나는 놈 베이베 베이베 나는 뭘 좀 아는 놈 오빤 강남스타일 오빤 강남스타일 오빤 강남스타일 Hey, sexy lady. Forget it, Psy.

You legend. Oh, what a banger. That's a birthday banger for today. Psy, Gangnam Style. Do you remember this? Oh, yes. Yeah, I know. It sounds like a bad word. I'm silly at a heart attack. Yeah, I know. It sounds like a bad word.

I'm silly out of heart attack. I know. Oh, my God. I know. I met Psy as he was rising to fame when Gangnam Style was first taking off. Oh, we haven't. I worked at a radio station and it was huge. The song was quite big and he literally, the lift opened and he walks out and I panicked

and I bowed. You bowed to him? Yeah. And then in a real like English kind of accent, he was like, you don't need to do that. I was so embarrassed. I felt so bad. Anyway, that was the birthday banger for Lani who that means she goes

in the draw to win that trip to Bali, all thanks to Grab One and Darp Travels. And also she picked up a Grab One prize, Event Cinemas double pass and $50 Grab One credit because every day, this week and next week, if you get your birthday banger on, not only do you go in the draw to win the trip to Bali, you get a Grab One prize because it's their ninth birthday and they're just dishing out the prizes. How good. How good.

ZDM Spree in Clint, the podcast. I have some Queen news or some Royal news. Royal, Royal. I do love news about the Queen. I find her so fascinating. She's so old, isn't she? And that's what you find fascinating about her? Yeah.

That she's just super old. She kind of looks like my nonna. Does she? Yeah. Got the same vibe. about her? Yeah. She's just super old. She kind of looks like my nonna. Does she? Yeah. Got the same vibe. I wonder if you're related to the Queen then. Same perm. I could be.

Oh, yeah. Imagine. No, it's not that at all. A former staffer has come out and revealed exactly how the Queen selects her outfits every day. So what staff member was this? So the staff member was a PA of the Queen. Okay.

Many, many years ago. Right. And he's come out Paul was his name is. He's come out and said. Of course his name is Paul. Paul Bernal. Okay, right. He's come out and just said the Queen never looks at the outfits. She only ever looks at sketches of the outfits a month or so

before. Right, so they sketch up different outfits for her. They draw it up and they say, what do you like? She said, I like that sketch. And then a few months later, they make it. And Paul would bring it down and say, just reminding you, this is the outfit you chose a few months ago. We're going to bring it down in about two minutes in three different ways.

Three different ways? Yeah. So that they can have a silk one, a cotton one, or a wool one for her. Depending on how she's feeling. She's a bougie bitch. So they make all three of them? Yeah, they do. Yeah. So she's like, because you don't know what the day is going to be like. Gotcha. And they're like, well, on Wednesday.

What? Exactly. I'm struggling to find a clean pair of underwear and she's got three outfits in the same exact pattern. Well, Paul was saying that she never sees her wardrobe. She never sees the clothes. So their wardrobe or all the clothing is on the highest level and someone will go up and get it and bring it all the way down

and he's like, this is the only one you're seeing. She puts it on. Yeah. So she's never going to walk in and be like, wow, look at all these old clothes I have. It's so weird that you're talking about someone that used to work for the Queen. I actually met someone last night that used to work for the Queen.

Is this more royal news? More royal news. And this is actually not a joke. This is not a piss take. I actually met this guy last night. He's friends with one of my friends and he just casually dropped that he used to work for the Queen. Really?

And he used to live at Buckingham Palace. Oh my God. Where the Queen lives. Is he a Kiwi, an Aussie? He's a Kiwi. Oh. And he said he used to work in the stables, the horse stables. And he kind of, I think he was a horse trainer.

Cool. I think that's what his job was. Anyway, and he used to live in Buckingham Palace because that was a part of the deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when he used to go out, he'd get an Uber home or a taxi and they'd say, where to? And he'd say Buckingham Palace.

You'd better not have a secret entrance out the back so you just don't go to the front gates of buckingham palace well none of them would take him there they'd be go they'd be like okay come on actually where do you live and he'd be like buckingham palace and they'd take him there eventually and he'd talk to the security and in his walk oh my gosh though. Gets better. So he used to actually interact with the queen because this is some behind-the-scenes royal news. Oh. The queen still to this day rides side saddle on a horse every day. Bliss.

Wait, hang on. What? She rides at side saddle, girl. And we too, just around the courtyard. Around the paddock. And just side, though. She rides at side saddle, girl. And we're two, just around the courtyard. Around the paddock. And just side though. She rides on side saddle. Is that true?

That is true. That's what this guy said. His whole job would be to, you know, get the horses ready. Why is she going out every day to do that? Well, I guess she likes to keep regular. Something, you know, it's like you play soccer every weekend. She loves to ride side saddle every day and the story gets more interesting okay yeah because obviously he was a kiwi and he got to

the only reason he ended up leaving because he said he used to get paid a fortune and the only reason he ended up leaving was his visa ran out and obviously um if there's one person they could do something about that oh yeah who would it be uh probably the queen of england uh anyway he at one point she actually asked him she was like oh why are you leaving like what's the point what's why are you leaving us yeah and he was like that was the queen yeah she's fancy um and he was like, oh, you know, my visa is running out. Like I want to stay. But I can't, yeah.

Trying to allude. And the queen apparently was like, oh, well, it's just a shame. Hopefully you find a way and we'll see you again. Wait, what? And then just totally brushed it off and was like, nah. Gotcha. See ya. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. off and was like nah gotcha see ya I have a story about an Uber where someone has been

charged $150 for what I think is doing nothing, absolutely nothing. So usually I'd say $150 that's a cleaning fee because you've done something bad. That is a cleaning fee, yep. In the Uber A girl in the UK dropped seven Skittles in the Uber,

and the Uber charged her $150 New Zealand to get it professionally cleaned. Oh, that's just a joke, isn't it? Did the Skittles melt? Hey, hear the Uber driver out. Did the Skittles melt into the seat? In the photo that she and I think him provided, they're not melted. And they're just in sort of the back end of the seat And on the floor

Can I ask how would she have had a photo I did wonder that There But the photo is there So maybe it's the photo from him Maybe he has taken the photo to provide evidence Yeah to say this is why you're charged And said what a mess

It was She said I'm sorry it was just the result of my boyfriend Knocking the packet of colourful sweets out of my hand It's not really that bad is it He just wanted an extra fee, didn't he? A cleaning fee for that. Have you ever got a cleaning fee in an Uber?

I haven't, no. No, I haven't either. A mate of mine has, yeah. Really? Yeah, he threw up in a cab. And that's fair enough. Did he have a bad kebab? Yeah, a bad kebab after a bad night out.

I bet. I've gotten a complaint on Uber before. Have you? Yeah. I think it was because I may have had a few lemonades but I was fine and there was a group of us and we asked to go through the McDonald's drive-thru

and... Did they charge you extra for that? Well, this is the thing I think he put in a complaint because the McDonald's drive-thru was really busy that night and I think it ticked him off. Yeah, I get that with a lot of Ubers. I do that often when I've had a few grenades. I didn't think you would be allowed to do it.

Because you're like, I'm going home. This is the destination. This is how much I'm going to get charged. What I always do is I make it a second destination. So I go, pick me up from here. Take me to McDonald's. Nice to see you in the world. Of course she does.

There you go. But even then they say, oh, only if it's not busy. And then the other night I went. So they do say that. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And then I went in the night. And then they say, oh, only if it's not busy. And then the other night I went. So they do say that. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And then I went in the night and I was like, oh, it's not that busy. And then we were in the line for like 20 minutes and I was like, oh my God.

I just felt so bad the whole time. I met someone over the weekend in Aussie who said that they went to a McDonald's in an Uber in Sydney. And the same thing, the guy was like, no, no, no, I don't want to go to the McDonald's. And the guy said, I will give you $100 extra on the side. Then definitely. So then they parked the Uber and the Uber driver came in and got something as well. That's a question.

They all dined at McDonald's. The Uber driver's taking you through McDonald's, Ellie. Do you offer him or her something? I do. I do. Do you? Yeah, and they always say no. You have to, don't you?

You'd have to be like, hey, look. Do you want anything? I want to be an Uber driver just to pick you up. Yeah, I know, I do. Do you? Yeah, and they always say no. You have to, don't you? You'd have to be like, hey, look, do you want anything? I want to be an Uber driver just to pick you up. Yeah, I know, right? That'd be awesome. Free dinner. Free dinners, but they would say no. I used to have a housemate who used to catch cabs home. This was back in the day where there wasn't Uber.

Just think about that day for a minute. Wasn't that long ago? That's a lot of New Zealand, though. A lot of New Zealand doesn't have Uber. I know. Don't worry, New Zealand is coming. Yeah, it is. Anyway, so she would catch cabs home and then she would wake up in the morning

and she would have gone to the 7-Eleven that was right near our house and she just used to buy the most random stuff. I remember one night she came home. She had been on the lemonades and I was like, what did you get, Courtney, from the 7-Eleven? She goes, I've got some crumpets. I've got some pepper sauce. Pepper sauce?

She bought it in a packet, some pepper sauce. For a steak? That you put on a steak. Yeah. She goes, I've got some insect repellent. Oh my gosh. And then I think she one time got a real weird milk drink and then she thought that that would suffice and that's all she got for the night.

What? What a weird... Crumpets is not a good idea because you have to go home and cook them. Yeah, there's admin involved. There's admin involved, yeah. She was definitely one type of cook. Yeah. ZM's Free and Clint The podcast If you enjoyed this podcast Why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too

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