ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 24th 2020

Episode Date: July 24, 2020

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Hi everybody and welcome to the Friday edition of the Bree and Clint podcast. Let's get into the birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday, Bree and Clint's birthday banger, the podcast. Okay, so we go around the world on a Friday for people who can't call the show because they live around the world and do the birthday bangers for you if you've given us your details on our Bree and Clint Podcast family Facebook group. That's right. Someone who did do that was Kieran McCann from Falkirk, Scotland.

And Kieran was born on the 18th of November, 1994. So they were 16 in 2010. And Kieran, this is your birthday banger. Should I make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world? Banger! in 2010. And Kieran, this is your birthday banger. Banger! Huge. Oh, this is huge. Is this Rihanna at the peak of her powers?

She was at the peak for a long time. She was. She was up there for a whole decade. I like to tell people that Rihanna is the most important pop star

of the 2010s and watch them get angry about it and then slowly watch them figure out that I'm right. How many hits she actually had. How many number ones, how many songs, how many transitions she went through. And then I bask in the afterglow of being right. It's one of my favourite things to do. I bet.

All right, up next is Stephen Miller from Baltimore, Maryland. Where, sorry? Baltimore? Baltimore. Baltimore. Baltimore, sorry. Baltimore, Maryland in the USA. He was born on the 8th of December 1992, which means he was 16 in 2008. And this is his birthday banger.

See? See, what did I just say? Last one, 2010, massive Banger from Rihanna. Now, 2008, Massive Banger from Rihanna. Would have been more impressive if you were like, 2001, Massive Banger from Rihanna. Oh, yeah, year by year. Yeah.

I wonder what her window was. I think it's more like... Well, it started with Please Don't Stop the Music. No, Pondi Replay. Oh, Pondi Replay. Pondi Replay, Umbrella. When did Please Don't Stop the Music... Was that her?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, she's had so many hits. Let's do one more. For... I'm going to... From South Africa, I'm going to say that name is Yankee Mintz. Mintz.

Yankee. Yankee. Yankee Mintz. Yankee. Yankee. Yankee Mintz. Yankee. Sorry if we're butchering your name. You're from Pretoria in South Africa. And you're looking for your advak. And you're looking for your advak.

Yankee was born on the 21st of August 1996. So they were 16 in 2012 on the 21st of August. And this is the birthday bang See what I mean? Knock off Rihanna She kind of is, yeah Signed by Jay-Z as well She's an English version

Jay-Z's a Oh no, he's not British He's a Hover I gotta get another Rihanna Found her Another one Oh wait, that's DJ Khaled And Rita Ora Hover. I've got to get another Rihanna. Found her. Another one.

Oh, wait, that's DJ Khaled and Rita Ora. Who I love, How We Do. That's her first hit. Yeah, was it? Yeah. It takes a biggie small sample. Party and bullshit. Party and bullshit. Yeah.

Got to be Only Girl in the World, surely. The winner? Yeah. Absolute tune, yeah be only girl in the world, surely. The winner? Yeah. Only girl in the world? Absolute tune, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Ben, quickly find out who produced this.

This song still goes off as well at parties. It's massive. It's huge. What's your favorite Rihanna song? It's hard to go past Rihanna and Calvin Harris. Oh, yes. We Found Love. Yeah, that's massive.

You got it yet, Ben? Producers, Stargate. Oh, okay. I don't know who that is. Here it comes. Here it comes, everybody. Have a great weekend. Stargate.

Stargate. Stargate Stargate Can't believe I never knew it was Stargate When all those stings were in there that whole time Yeah crazy Bye everybody have a nice weekend. Here's the podcast. Brie and Clint. Kia ora aotearoa.

Coming to you live from the mighty Waikato today. It's Brie and Clint. Hi Brie. Hello mate. So good to be back in the Tron. Back in the Tron, yeah. It's a nice day here too. What's your favourite memory of visiting Hamilton so far? The house party that we went to where someone shot a

champagne bottle into the roof and a hole was made. That was one of the most lit experiences we've ever been a part of. We DJ'd at that party. The Hot Mess Express DJ'd there. Probably the best gig we ever did. The crowd was the craziest we've ever had. We've only done three gigs so it's definitely top three.

Yeah, it's definitely top three. Hey, today we're here obviously because we're doing our Friday Oki ever had. We've only done three gigs, so it's definitely top three. It's in the top three. Yeah, it's definitely top three. Hey, today we're here, obviously, because we're doing our Friday Okie Live tour. We're going to be singing our guts out at the bank on Victoria Street this evening, trying to give away $500 cash. Yeah, so if you want to come down and have a sing or you want to get a group of friends to just come down

and watch and maybe put in a few sneaky votes for yourself, then, yes, come down to the bank, 7.30. It's free. As far as bagging a song goes, there are no double ups allowed. So first in, first served as far as reserving the track that you want to sing tonight. But yeah, 7 o'clock doors will be open and producer Ben and producer Anastasia will be taking your song requests. What about a sing off?

A sing off? Like if two people pick the same song and then they like have to have a sing-off against each other. Okay, it's case by case. We'll see how we go. If it's a dumb song I don't want to hear it twice. So that's why I'm saying it's case by case. Fun show coming up for you guys today.

We'll have Saatchi in later on. They're also here in Hamilton. The place to be. They're performing here tonight. The boys are going to come in, debut their brand new song and we're going to give away a couple of tickets to go away and see Saatchi in Hamilton tonight.

Which is going to go off. Next though, big day for the Raro fruit flavoured beverage company. It's an iconic drink and now it is part of criminal folklore because Raro has solved a crime

here in New Zealand. Has it? Raro the drink has solved a crime here in New Zealand. Has it? Raro the drink has solved a crime. And I was thinking about this. You've never tried Raro before, Bree. No, I've never tried it before. Have you had it dry? I haven't had it dry.

Have you had it wet? I haven't had it wet. You haven't had it at all? No. Okay, well, this is what we're going to do. You're going to try Raro next. I'm going to explain how it's come to solve a crime. But before then, I'd like some Raro lovers on the phone.

If you love Raro, can you please call 0800-DIAL-ZM right now and explain to Bree why Raro is so good? What is it about Raro that makes the drink so good? I think you just like saying Raro. I love saying Raro. Is Raro... Raro. I'm going to sound dumb.

Is it from Rarotonga? It sounds like it would be, doesn't it? Is it? I don't know. Well, there you go. I don't think the drink is. We'll look into that. We'll look into that.

But Raro lovers, 0800DALS at M right now. We want to talk to you guys. Bree and Clint. I said to you before, Bree, that Raro, the iconic fruit drink, fruit-flavoured drink. Excuse me. Let's not get carried away. The iconic Raro. You know Raro.

I do know Raro, but I've only known about it since moving here. Yeah, right? Yeah, so we don't have that in Australia. Is it our national drink or is it Rarotonga's national drink? We don't know. Anyway, it's been part of solving a crime. This is a big deal. It might be the first fruit-flavoured drink to solve a crime.

Or did someone leave Raro at the scene? Wow, listen to this. Is that what happened? Listen to this A burglar, an invicaragal, so a burglar Has been caught because of Raro The guy robbed 25 houses And stole over $250,000 worth of stuff

Whoa Good day for him Yeah, good day if he did it all in one day He needed a big van Hard day's work for him Yeah, hard day's work So at all in one day. He needed a big van. Hard day's work for him. Yeah, hard day's work. So at one of the jobs he got thirsty, he stopped, opened the fridge, poured himself a glass of Raro

from the house that he was robbing, drank it, put the glass down. What an idiot. Hasn't he watched CSI? Exactly right. Owners come home and they go, okay, well, he's drunk that. Police come in, swab the Raro, put it in the database, bada-bing, bada-boom, they've found the criminal. Raro, what a hero.

The DNA profiled him. He couldn't stay back from the deliciousness that is Raro. It's irresistible, which is why I find it so strange that you've gone two and a half years without trying Raro. So today, Bree, you're going to try Raro. I'm ready. It's about time. It is about time. On the phone before you try this, some Raro aficionados.

Andre's here. Hi, Andre. Yeah, hey, man. Now, you love Raro, obviously. It's one of your passions. Mate, I love it, eh? Yeah. Can you tell Brie why Raro is so good?

Raro is very good as a child. Well, for myself, we got brought up on thrifty. Raro is so good? Raro is that good as a child. It makes you, well, for myself, we got brought up on thrifty. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, that's the cheaper version.

I'd stay at my rich mate's house just to drink their Raro. I mean, there you go. Andre, I used to scoop Milo into some Glad Wrap

at my rich friend's houses because we couldn't buy it either. Yeah, to take it home. Thank you, Andre. We'll get James on. James, on a scale of 1 to 10, how good is Raro before Bree tries it for the first time? I'd say 11 out of 10. Yeah, I have heard very good

things. In front of you, Bree, you'll see you've got two cups. I'd like you to reach for that one there first. This you're about to try is Raro Sweet Navel Orange. Okay, Sweet navel. Some people call it Raro Classic. Your first taste of Raro. Pretty good. Pretty good, right?

I like the, it's got like a tartness but a sweetness to it. Anastasia has mixed that. What do you think? Is it too sweet? Not sweet enough or just spot on? I think it's spot on. Okay, now I'd like you to try Raro Flavour No. 2. Okay, what's this? Okay, this is a different blend, so just take a sip of this one. What is this?

No, just trust your old mate, Clint, for a second. Enjoy that. And what do you think of that? That's not very nice. That's Raro and vodka. Oh, too much vodka? Too much vodka, Anastasia. Anastasia was in charge of the...

Tip some of the non... Holy moly, that is... Tip some of the non-vodka Raro into the vodka Raro. Okay. Yeah, and then try it. Ah, perfect. Dilute it down a bit. What is this?

This is what I'm calling it. I've invented this. It's a Raro RTD. Oh, that's pretty good, actually. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, they should put those in a can. It's an R-R-T-D. R-R-T-D. A Raro RTD. Yeah, they should put those in a can. It's an RRTD.

RRTD. RRTD. We'll just get Nick on quickly as well. God, you've got a heavy pour, producer Anastasia. Holy! Nick, you love Raro. You agree with Bree's review. That's a good review of Raro. Yeah, no, bloody good. I was going to say it makes perfect cocktails. It does make perfect cocktails. Yeah, no, it's quite nice

actually. The best thing about it, though, it's like my mate's sister. You can have it dry or wet. It's still the same. Alright, alright, Nick. Alright, wrap him Yeah. No, it's quite nice, actually. The best thing about it, though, it's like my mate's sister. He can never dry a wet. Still the same. All right, all right, Nick. All right, wrap him up. What? Oh, no.

What did he say? We're not revisiting that. We've got an announcement of sorts to make. There's a new competition coming, and there's scarce details about it, but we've been tasked with, I guess you'd call this the soft launch, wouldn't you? Yeah, this is the soft launch. We always get given the soft launch, you and I.

We're the fluffers. Yeah. We love to be the fluffers. Let's soft launch together. Here you go. It's time for... James Vaughan and Megan's 50K. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Oh! Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Well, it may have been a soft launch, but I tell you what, I'm hard now. Me too. I'm ready to go. That is exciting. Vaughan Smith joins us right now. Hello, Vaughan. Hello.

I was going to say, this is the hardest soft launch I've ever been part of. Right? You're telling me. That was at least a semi-launch. Bree and I have had to reintroduce social distancing after that. Yeah, I know. Yeah. It could get very awkward.

So Monday, the $50,000 Fact of the Day launches with you guys. What can you tell us about this competition? It's to do with Fact of the Day, and I'm now getting paid $50,000 every time I do a Fact of the Day, I think. About time. About time, I say. You've been slogging away at that thing for so long.

It's about time you got some kudos. It is good when it starts paying dividends like this, but, yeah, I think that's how it's going to work. No one's really told me because I forget what I'm not supposed to say and then I say it too early. So I'm assuming I'll be given all the details on Monday morning about three minutes before everybody else. In a sealed envelope.

The main thing I think we need to know is there's 50k obviously attached to fact of the day up for grabs. That's what I'm assuming. That's what we can deduce. But we don't know how they're going to give it away. This is some solid detective work. I too concur with your judgment of the situation. It sure looks like there'll be 50K.

Yes. The K being short for thousands. Yes. And it will be in some way related to fast of the day. So our notes do match. And I think, yeah, the name did give it away, I think. I tell you what, the soft launch is getting softer and softer by the minute. So, okay, Monday we'll launch the Fletchford and Megan 50K Fact of the Day.

Can I just ask, where do you get the Fact of the Days from? Well, that's a secret that I'll take to my grave. Do you have one of those calendars where you tear off a sheet each day and beneath it is a wacky fact? Is that what you've got? That was, like, the first year effect of the day and then I had to branch out and actually just find them myself. Because how long has it been running now?

Eight years. Do you have a quick fact you want to fire off right now, Bourne? I've never got one just ready to go. Well, give us the one you're going to do on Monday. I don't know what I'm going to do on Monday until about just before Monday. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, fair enough.

You know, I'm getting way too much credit here, by the way, thinking that I have them on the spot and I'm prepared for Monday's show already. Yeah, right. Okay, well, we're excited

either way. The $50,000 fact of the day starts on Monday with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. Thanks, Vaughan. Have a great weekend, mate. Thanks, Vaughan. Thanks, guys.

You too. All right. Ka kite anō. with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. Thanks, Vaughan. Have a great weekend, mate. Thanks, Vaughan. Thanks, guys. You too. All right. Kaki Te Ano. Bree and Clint. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, huge day in new music today and lots of controversial circumstances around it.

Tell us what's going down. Oh, my goodness. This is so cheeky. As you, of course, would know, Kanye West is not only is he running for president, he's also releasing a new album called Donda with Child, named after his mother who passed away in 2007. But

today, out of nowhere, surprisingly, Taylor Swift decides to drop her new album as well. Now, I'm just going to throw it out there. I'm not like Mr. Big Conspiracy Theory. I'm not the Oracle or anything. I for sure know in my waters that she did this on purpose.

I just, I don't know what it is. I'm sure she dropped it today knowing that her album's going to be huge. She's got 13 different versions of it. And what you do when you buy it online on Taylor Swift.com, you get all these different personal artwork. You get all these things that she's drawn herself. It's going to blow up. She's going to hit the top of the billboard charts.

And Kanye, who, let's be honest, isn't having the best press week. I don't know what his new album is going to blow up. She's going to hit the top of the billboard charts. And Kanye, who let's be honest, isn't having the best press week. I don't know what his new album is going to sound like, but it's going to be tough and very hard to top Taylor's. They always seem to be... They always seem to be connected in the last decade, aren't they? Yeah, the two of them. Yeah, they kind of scape each other.

See, Dean, when I saw the story this morning that Taylor's album is coming out, and I think it's 4pm New Zealand time the album's going to drop, I thought too that she's done this on purpose, but I thought she's releasing the album on the One Direction 10-year anniversary day on purpose. Because of Harry Styles. I thought it was a Harry Styles thing, and she's going, oh, okay, so you want to celebrate 10 years of One Direction?

How about I drop my album today instead? That's the way I interpreted it. I love how we're all just like conspiring and we're like, no, it's this. No, it's that. Maybe it's just the day that the label picked to put the album out. Trust me. She is so well thought out. You watch her music videos.

Everything is so well thought out and it's like planned. There's no coincidences with her. Trust me. It's all. She's brilliant. Yeah. I'm excited to hear's brilliant. She's brilliant. I'm excited to hear it, though. From the artwork,

it looks like a bit more country, right? Does it? Well, yeah. It's her in a field with an acoustic guitar. Oh, I can't wait to see. It seems like she might have gone back to her roots a little bit.

But we'll find out. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. We have got Friday Oki live going down at the bank

at 8 o'clock tonight. Doors open at 7 o'clock. I hope that's a good turnout. Me too. There will be a good turnout. Hamilton, yeah, they always turn it on in the Tron. I also hope that post-COVID everyone's frothing to get out and amongst things. So that was definitely the case in Ponsonby last week.

We will be taking your entries from 7 o'clock if you want to sing. And you can win $500 just for singing a song. And it's not all about the voice, as we learned last week. It's about performance. It's about stage presence. It's about confidence. For one guy, it was about a kazoo solo. Yeah, pulls out a prop and played half of it on the kazoo.

I think the only thing you can't do is pull out, I was about to say an instrument, but a kazoo is an instrument. It is an instrument. There's no rules. What about a guitar? There's no rules. If someone pulls out a guitar, I was about to say an instrument, but a kazoo is an instrument, isn't it? It is an instrument. There's no rules. What about a guitar? There's no rules. If someone pulls out a guitar, I'm all for that. That's not karaoke, though.

Well, technically, if they're singing, they're just playing a guitar along with the song. That's fine. What if someone pulls out an animal, like a rabbit? I prefer a dog, but it's up to you guys. Look, your performance is your own. Interpret it how you want. We'll see you at the bank

from seven o'clock. Right now, though, time to have a look at some of the best and the not-so-best bits of the week. This is The High Low. Bree and Clint.

ZM's Bree. And Clint. Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics

and politicians with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Alan's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone by lunchtime.

Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, welcome to yet another week of Branklin's Highs and Lows, all the high points of the week and the low points of the week. This week we asked, is there anyone out there that doesn't like Italian food? And we had one very brave caller call up, and we also had Bree's dad on Big Steve. And let's just say he was very passionate. Well, of course he is. He's Italian, so, you know, he kind of has to be.

Big Steve, what do you think about our assertions that Italian, there's nobody in the world that could dislike Italian food. Is that a fair statement? If they dislike Italian food, they're not human. That's all I can say. Ben, good afternoon. Hello. You're willing to come on here and admit to the fact

that you don't like Italian food. I do not like Italian food at all. Why don't you like it? I cannot stand the texture of pasta. It just... I hate the combinations that they make with it. No! The noodles and stuff, just disgusting. Okay, Ben, we just need to introduce you to Big Steve.

Big Steve, do you have anything you'd like to say to Ben? Ben, I am so upset that I can't even talk to you in English. I'm going to talk to you in Italian. Ben, si to matto. Si to il pipato del lor. Look at that, it's a fiasco in Manghia di Italiano. Mamma, do let me hear you. Not legally broadcastable.

Yeah, right. Yeah, okay, all right. Will you take a breath, Big Steve? Ben, does that change your opinion at all? Are you willing to try a delicious chicken cabanara on the way home tonight? I think the Italian accent is a lot nicer than the Italian food. And here's a low for you. Before we play Insta Fame Game every week, we get two callers on.

And all they have to decide on is who is going to play for them. Bree or Clint. Well, this caller didn't know who Bree or Clint were. If you can pick the winner, you'll get free mobile fuel. Amanda, hi. Hi, Amanda. Hello. Brie or Clint? Well, this caller didn't know who Brie or Clint were. If you can pick the winner, you'll get free mobile fuel. Amanda, hi. Hi, Amanda. Hello.

Who are you picking? Who's your horse in the race? I'm not too sure. I'll just be honest. Well, don't think about it too much. So who am I picking between, sorry? Well, okay. So I'm Jono.

And my name's Ben. Yeah. Just say Bree or Clint. Bree. Bree. Oh, once she heard that, once she heard that, she knew she was on.

Can we get this for a promo, please? Can I get this just for my own confidence? And finally, I thought I'd end on two great calls we got off the back of when we asked you, how long have you been on your restricted licence for and why? Did they ask why? I can't remember. Have you been on your restricted or your learners for a really long time? Sandy, tell us, how long has it been?

I've now graduated up to my full, but I was on my restricted. Well, I got my full when I was 34 and now I'm 38. Oh, yes. So I had my restricted for many years. But you made it out. You crossed the line. Yes, yep. What gave you the push after having it for 20 years

to go, oh, I might go for my opens now? All of my fines. Let's talk to Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi. This is interesting. You text us because you actually gave your husband a deadline by which time to get his driver's licence.

Is that right? Yeah, yeah, and it's taken over 10 years. 10? So 10 years, 10 years is the deadline. How much longer has he got to get that licence? He got it literally today. Today? Really?

Kylie, you know that you have to hang up your driving gloves now. Tell us your calling from the passenger seat. No, I'm usually calling from the driver's seat, but he's not in the car. He's out doing that. Oh, he's lucky. I know, he is bloody lucky. There's so much admin and divorce. He's doing bait.

There's so much admin and divorce. And that wraps up yet another week of Branklin's Highs and Lows. See you this time. I never have an ending. God damn it. Thank you for listening. Brian Clint. Look, there is a point in everyone's life,

which we like to call a midlife crisis. And my dad texted me the other day, and it was a picture of something that he's purchased. And I believe he is at that point in his life, Clint. No, not your dad. No, I think he's finally reached it. He's not even old enough.

He's finally reached it and to, you know, plead his case, we've got him on right now. Hello, Big Steve. Hello, Big Steve. Buongiorno. How are you guys? Buongiorno. Good to talk to our favourite Italian. Oh, sorry, Bree.

Yes, that was rude. Our favourite Italian man. Bree's lobbing up some pretty hefty allegations your way that you may be suffering a midlife crisis. What do you say to that? No, that's wrong. I've been in crisis my whole life, I think. She tells me that there's a new purchase that you've just made

which reeks of midlife crisis. Not a chance. What new purchase? What are we talking about? Dad, you know what I'm talking about. You sent me a picture of it the other day. What have you purchased? It has four wheels, goes vroom, vroom, very fast.

I'm thinking about it. Come on. No, I haven't purchased it yet. I'm thinking about it, yes. Oh. You told me you'd purchased it. I didn't tell you anything. That's your mother, not me.

Okay, well, can you, the photo evidence has been submitted. Bree's shown it to me. Can you tell us the purchase that you're thinking about making for your midlife crisis? A Toyota Supra. A Toyota Supra. People might remember the Toyota Supra as the orange car from the first Fast and the Furious movie.

Yeah, you're giving yourself a 10-second car, Big Steve. Yeah, Vin Diesel. That's the one, but this is the new one, the new modern one. Yeah, right. Only the best. Now, I can't comment on this, but do you believe, Big Steve, that a two-door sports car warrants the term midlife crisis vehicle?

No, not at all. Absolutely not. No? No, definitely not. And you need... I'm concerned anyway. You need yourself a new super, right? Because at the moment you don't have a car.

That's exactly right. I've got to walk everywhere, so I thought I'd better buy something, you see. Dad, when you need a new hip to get into the sports car, it's a midlife crisis car. I'll tell you what, I hopped in and then I had to get someone to give me a hand to get out of it. It was that low to the ground.

It's great. I love it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, right. Well, I just want to say that I support the purchase wholeheartedly, Big Steve, and I think you should go for it. You only live once, so car pay DM and buy yourself a Toyota Supra. Yep, that's right.

I think I might actually. It's on the cards. That's all I can say. Yep, that's right. I think I might actually. It's on the cards. That's all I can say. It's on the cards. You know if he gets this car, Bree, when you go home for Christmas, it's either you or my daily driver. No, but he can only take one of you in the car. There's only a passenger seat. Is there only one seat in there?

Well, the driver's seat and then the passenger seat. Yeah, only one passenger seat. It's a two-seater, isn't it, Big Steve? Absolute, yeah, genuine two-seater. Dad, I feel like you should get a responsible people mover. That is what you should be buying right now. You've got grandkids on the way. Come on.

Toyota Tarago or something. Yeah, one of those. Go and get yourself a Toyota Previa. All right, thank you very much, Big Steve. We need to put him on hold because you've got a question to ask everybody. I want to know from everyone, what was the purchase that your dad made for his midlife crisis? And let's be open about it.

I don't think there's anything wrong with it. No. I'm not holding anyone back. No. But we know when we know. Did you come home one day and Dad's in the driveway holding onto the steering wheel going

and a Mazda MX-5 with the top down. He goes, I've got NOS in the back of this. Did he get himself? He's never ridden a motorbike before in his life but you come home and there's full Harley leathers and a fat boy in the garage. You know, that's a good warning sign. We want to know about your dad's midlife crisis. What did he purchase?

You can call us on 0800-DALZ-NM. Or you can text us on 9696. Toyota Supra sounds good, though. Pretty dope. What did your dad purchase for his midlife crisis? Yeah. Nothing wrong with it. We all are destined to go through that at some point.

We just found out your dad didn't actually make the purchase. Yeah, well, I thought he had, but my mum and my dad's phone are syncing together now, so when my mum texts me, it looks like it's coming from my dad. Oh, yeah. That's what happens when phones flat together for too long. Right? He's seriously thinking about getting a Toyota Supra.

Are you disappointed that he hasn't purchased it? Like, I just want him to be happy. If it's going to make him happy, then go get it, I say. We've asked you what made your dad happy, or at least he thought it was going to make him happy. What was your dad's midlife crisis purchase? Someone texted through and they said, my dad purchased two of the same motorbike, both brand new,

one for riding and one for looking at, which lives in the lounge room at home. That is next level. That's amazing. Two of the same bike. Cassie's here. Cassie, what did your dad buy for his midlife crisis? Yeah, so dad's work had always supplied a vehicle growing up.

So when he turned 55, he got to go and buy his first car and came home with, you know, one of those big gas-guzzling Ford Falcon type thingies. Oh, yeah. But that doesn't quite accommodate his hunting and fishing needs now that he's turning 60. Mum came home to find he went and impulse bought just a Toyota Progero just so that he can have something to run about in with his fishing rod.

Oh, no, you can't go wrong with a Toyota Progero just so that he can have something to run about in with his fishing rod. Oh, no, you can't go wrong with a Toyota Progero. They go forever. He's got a daily driver. It's a little bit extra though being 60 with two cars. Yeah. Well, he needs a daily driver and a fishing vehicle. Yeah, and a fishing car. Thank you, Cassie.

That's great. I love that. There's a lot of texts coming through where people have said, our dad got a new wife for his midlife crisis. Whoa. Yeah. There's quite a lot of those texts. So they're laughing about it.

Okay, good. Well, some are crying, some are laughing. Hopefully it was, whoa. Someone else said my dad bought a boat last year. I still haven't seen it. We have no room for it in our driveway. So it sits at his best friend's house. Midlife crisis much?

Nicky, what did your dad buy for his midlife crisis? Nicky! Hello? Nicky! Hi. Can you hear me? Yeah, we got you, Nicky. What did your dad buy for his midlife crisis? So when he was in his mid-60s

he came home with a motorbike. And I don't think it ever actually made it out the driveway because when he hopped on it, he nearly fell off. And then I think he lost his nerve. So he came in, he had everything. He had all the gear and no idea. So that soon went back on the market. Had he ever ridden bikes before?

Because 60 is very late in life to take up motorbike riding. No, no. I think he was influenced. My brother rides motorbikes, so I think he saw my brother living his best life and thought he would try and do the same. Oh, no. I love that.

Thank you, Nicky. Someone else has texted through and they said, my dad at 60 got a Nissan Skyline. He zooms around and people look and then laugh when they see who's driving it. Oh, that's horrible. Let him live his dream. He's fast and he's furious. Robin has called through.

Robin, tell us what your dad bought for his midlife crisis. My dad got a spa pool. Yes, I like that, Robin. That's good. At least it's something the whole family can enjoy. dad bought for his midlife crisis? My dad got a spa pool. Oh, yes! I like that, Robin. That's good. At least it's something the whole family can enjoy. Exactly. How obsessed is he with his spa pool? Oh, no. Robin! Oh, no. Phone's fallen in the spa pool.

Oh, in the spa. That is a good one for a midlife crisis. So my parents have one. Someone said my dad decided to have three more kids for his midlife crisis. Making seven of us. Whoa. That is... Yeah, that's a lot of... He's going to be busy for a long, long time.

What about this one? My dad got a paraglider for his midlife crisis. And my favorite text of the whole day for my dad's midlife crisis, he bought leather pants. Yes. Your dad is Ross of Friends. I know. With the talcum powder.

Support your dad through these moments, okay? He's obviously going through a lot, and he'll be very proud of his purchase. He's also very vulnerable, so ask him for something as well. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. This is where we go head to head guessing songs and we play on behalf of people to win them free mobile fuel.

Who's called up? Caitlin's here first. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hello. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks.

How are you guys going? Good. It's Friday. Who do you think is, thanks. How are you guys going? Good. It's Friday. Who do you think is going to take out the one second song challenge today? Brie or me? I'm going to go Brie, I reckon. Cheers, Caitlin. I'll do my best.

Okay, that means Josh, I've got you. If I take out one second song challenge, Josh, you win free mobile fuel. Awesome, thank you. Yeah, no worries. Okay. All right. Over to producer Anastasia. You guys might know that yesterday was the 10-year anniversary

of One Direction starting. Yeah, so we're going to do boy band theme today. Boy band theme. Ooh, I like this. Okay, cool. Ben, when you're ready, song number one. Great. Breathe.

It's One Direction. That's what makes you beautiful? Yep, that's correct. What makes you beautiful? Did you actually submit that as the answer? Yeah, I did. I thought you did. She sang it.

Thank you, producer Anastasia. I think she might have been looking for the title. Well done. Sneaky what you did there. Right. You did the same thing last week. Don't even lie sang it. I think she might have been looking for the title. Well done. Sneaky what you did there. Thank you. Yeah, right. Oh, you did the same thing last week. Don't even lie about it. Ben, when you're ready,

here's song number two. Clint. That's Hanson and Mbop. Oh, yeah. I don't know whether you would hear that right. It's an easy one. It's the song of my,

part of my, a strong, shameful part of my childhood. Your favourite. My favourite. Yeah, favourite. My favourite. Yeah, fine. All right. My favourite childhood band.

Yes, fine. When you're ready, Ben. Song number three, please. Clint. That is The Wanted. And the song is called. How long does he get? I'm just going to have to say Sun Goes Down.

I'm sorry, that's incorrect. It's Glad You Came. Oh, I knew that! You could have said it, Brie. No, I thought I got a free guess. Isn't that how it usually goes? Yeah, you meant to get a free guess there. Was I right with The Wanted?

Yep, you were right with The Wanted. Such a good boy band. Just short-lived really okay well you can't have that point unfortunately but brie does get a free guess if i get it wrong and vice versa all right okay cool what's our score update one all it's one all at one moment okay song number four when you're ready oh hey hey Bye, bye, bye. You're hating me, but it ain't no lie. Baby, bye, bye, bye. Song.

I like that one. Such a good song. Such a good song. And when you're ready, song number five, please. Yeah, mate. Great. Oh, damn it. I believe, Anastasia, that is the Backstreet Boys, Everybody.

I got the fake life. Woo. She's finally done it. Yeah, well done. Well done. Caitlin. Caitlin, you've done it Yeah well done Well done Caitlin Caitlin you've done it mate We did it

Yeah Brie That's the girl Yes Caitlin All for you mate I'm so ashamed of myself The Backstreet Boys Were my other band Oh god I love

The Backstreet Boys The first CD I ever bought Was that Backstreet Boys album And it was called Like Backstreet's Back And I was like Where are they back from Where are they back from?

Where are they? The streets. Oh, right. Duh. Bingo! We're live in Hamilton, and we've got special guests in the studio with us, Will and Nick from Satchin.

Yo! Are you guys often Hamilton visitors? We live here. Okay, so you're often here. We've relocated. We've seen a gap in the market and we've got Chiefs jerseys and we're setting up shop, yeah. You can buy a house for $250,000. It's New Music Day for Saatchi today and there's a gig in Hamilton as well.

We're going to get you guys some tickets to go along to that in a second. Which is awesome. We put it on our Instagram story that you were going to be in the studio with us this afternoon, boys, and there's a girl that works at ZM. Her name's Sarah. She messages us and she goes, oh my god, I'm so obsessed. Tell them I love them. And I thought,

why shouldn't she just tell you guys herself? Yeah, right? Let's cold call her. Let's cold call her right now. She has no idea we're about to call her. So I reckon, Clint and I reckon you guys should go, hey, is this Sarah? And then she'll obviously go, yeah, and then just go, guess who?

Yeah, yeah. And just let her wallow in it. Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's put the call through to Sarah. Number one Saatchi fan from CDM now. She needs to tell them that she loves them.

Yeah. Yeah. Done. Hello, Sarah speaking. Hey, is this Sarah? Yes, it is. Guess who this is. I am not too sure because you were on caller ID.

No caller ID. Take a guess. Take a random guess. I'm almost certain I'll get any guess wrong. Can I have a clue? It's got to go. We're blonde. Oh, get out.

I know who this is. Say hello to Saatchi, Sarah. Oh, guys, it's so cringe. How are you? We just saw your DM, Sarah, and we know how much you love Saatchi, so we thought you could just tell them yourself. We'll just call you. Life's short.

Why should you keep these things to yourself? Is there anything you'd like to say to Will and Nick from Saatchi live on air? Guys, I genuinely have, like, a very unhealthy obsession with you. What do you mean unhealthy? What is the... Do you guys want to know a funny story? Can I say this real quick?

Yeah, yeah. One of my mates got you guys to sign some of his artwork for my birthday. Oh, you're Angus's mate. That's me. Hi, Sam. That was so wholesome. Family reunion. This is New Zealand for you. Yeah, you're Angus's mate. That's me. Hi, Sarah. That was so wholesome. Family reunion. This is New Zealand

for you. This is New Zealand. Oh, you're Angus's cousin's sister's mum. Well, Sarah, if you can get to Hamilton tonight, Sachi would love to see you in the front row of their Hamilton show. Yeah, you don't have to go to the company anymore. That's all. We'll get you back to your Friday now Thanks Sarah

Bye Sarah Bye Sarah Bye Sarah Bye Sarah Oh look listen to it Love you too That was desperate That was suitably awkward

I think it was good Yeah that was perfect boys If you want to see Saatchi live in Hamilton Tonight you guys are Playing at the Factory Is that right Yes

There's a few tickets left A few tickets left You can come to Friday Okie Live And then straight into The Factory to see Saatchi Where are you guys playing? Bank Bar. The Bank.

Bank Bar. We're playing at the bank. Double pass up for grabs if you text 9696. Brian Clint. Hey, look, there's something we need to discuss as a family, and that means you listening as well, because we are receiving currently unprecedented levels of DMs about a certain vehicle that is for sale.

It's an iconic one, as I've been told, and it's right up our alley. I mean, I've fallen in love with it. I think we should go for it. In marketing speak, it is smack bang in our wheelhouse. Right in the wheelhouse. I think it's probably the best one of these that we've seen. Could be. Now, if you're new to the show,

we have a history of buying frivolous vehicles, you could say. Brie spent three... Unique and bespoke, we called them. Unique and bespoke, that's good. Brie bought a $3,000 half van, half ute sight unseen. We called it the Venute. We travelled the length of the North Island in it. And it was some of the best marketing that any radio show has ever done.

Slapped some branding on it and the people came out to see her. So anyone who said that was a bad idea, poo-poo you. Currently we are the custodians of another unique and bespoke vehicle, which we are yet to tour. We have a replica Back to the Future DeLorean currently sitting in the ZM basement, which we have plans for. Yes. So we are, yes.

The battery's flat, so I was trying to work that out. Yeah, we've got to get it to the clock tower to charge it. Exactly. So yes, we have a vehicle already. That doesn't change the fact that currently there is another vehicle for sale that suits us down to a T. That vehicle is the famed Kelly Tarleton's shark bus. I want it. I see it.

I like it. I need it. That's how the lyrics go. If you don't know this, if you haven't been to Auckland and been to Kelly Tarleton's, which is the aquarium where there are sharks, it's a 2005 Toyota Coaster 21-seater bus, a five-speed manual that looks like a shark. Oh, what a dream. I want to turn it into

like a half boat, half car and then drive it around at the beach and scare people. Yeah. It has shark teeth, shark nose.

It even has a dorsal fin. It is the coolest vehicle. The whole shebang. And Kelly Tarlson's have decided they don't want it anymore and we've decided we do want it.

How much is it? We'll get to that. Okay. Before we get to that, we have one sticking point, and that is our buzzkill producer. Or head of finance. Head of car finance. Yeah, head of road safety.

Producer Ben. I don't think it's a good idea. Why? We've got a car in the works already, which is already a pain in my ass. But it's looking good anyway. I don't think we need another one, and this one's too big. This isn't a car, though. It's a bus. And it's not even a bus. It's a shark.

How much is it going for? Okay, so... Wouldn't you want to own your own shark? Yeah. Ben? Yeah. No. The reserve was $11,000. It's not bad. It's not bad for a shark. It's a bus, yeah. It's expected to sell was $11,000. Yeah, right. It's not bad. It's not bad for a shark and a bus. Yeah. It's expected to sell for $15,000.

Okay. Currently, the bids, $14,500. $1,000. She's up. Yeah. She's up. Now, I say this with absolutely no knowledge of where the money we spend comes from. So, I'm just going to put it out there into the universe

and say to you that Bree and I would quite like the shark bus. We would like it, please. What are you thinking? Like a summer, like go to the beaches in the big shark bus? Great idea. Yes, we can do a summer road trip and we take people to the beach in a shark bus. We can call it shark attack.

Yeah. What's the condition like? Is it great? Is it as good as it was? It looks like it's in real good nick to me. I don't think it does. I don't think it... The venute was in great nick.

It was not. Look, I want to be up front with you. Yeah, go on. It says in the auction that the bus needs a little bit of work. Yeah, that's a lot. That definitely is a lot. How many Ks has she done? It needs $9,000 worth of work.

Oh! But once you spend that, it's good to go. It's good to go. And then you've got a bus and it's good to go. It's good to go. And then you've got a bus and a shark ready to go. So if you can find $9,000 to fix it, we can get it. So we find the $9,000. We'll cover the rest. You'll cover the $15,000.

You've got to find $9,000 to get it fixed, though. Okay, this is a call-out. No. This is a call-out to big business. Who's listening right now? Who has cash to spend? Who's a veterinarian and a mechanic? Yeah.

Because that's what we need. Sea Lord. Are you listening? Sea Lord. Where are you? A shark that's also a bus. Do you want to get on board with this campaign? Where's the big finance, the big money businesses?

Bree and I will get your tattoo on one of our bodies. Yeah. Probably Bree's. No, you don't want it on mine. And all we need is $15,000, $24,000. Yeah. Probably Bree's. No, you don't want it on mine. And all we need is $15,900, $24,000. What a summer roadie. Bree and Clint.

Time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! Welcome to Friday Oki, our weekly song battle where we go head-to-head singing.

Something that neither of us do well, but we do it with gusto. It's a bit of fun and it's a chance for you guys to just laugh at us. Yes, and then choose a winner. Effectively, what you're doing is you're choosing a loser as well. Yeah, you are choosing a loser. But that's all right. You know, we're all just giving it a crack. This week, Brie chose the song and she's picked this one here from Vanessa Carlton.

It's an absolute tune. It is a tune. You've got visions of her driving her piano down the road. It's iconic, right? She's great. So who can do it the best? We've both spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and what you're about to hear is our best attempt. That's right.

It's our hottest take. That's correct. Rules dictate that the person who chose the song goes first, so I would like to introduce Breeze Fridayoke. Good luck, pal. Thank you, mate. Here we go. Here we go. Making my way downtown

Walking fast Faces passing, I'm homebound Staring blankly ahead Just make my way Make my way through the crowd. And I need you. And I miss you. And now I wonder if I could fall into the sky.

Do you think time would pass me by cause you know i'd walk a thousand miles if i could just say you tonight damn missy higgins, that you? Pretty good. Yeah, you should be proud of yourself there. Thank you, mate. I was waiting for a bit where you turned it up. Stuffed it up? No, turned it into a joke, but you just committed. Well, to be honest, I did at the end, but Al, the audio producer, goes, this might be the one that you're actually not that bad at,

so let's just keep it clean for once. Okay, now I'm nervous. Now I'm worried. Nah, I feel like you'll be good. This is my attempt at Vanessa Carlton's A Thousand Miles. What you're going to do is you're going to hear both, and then we're going to get you to call through and decide which is the winner this week.

Hit it off, Harry. Let's do it. Let's get into this. Sorry, I'm just trying to get my piano car started. Sorry, it's just, it needs a service. Come on, you stupid thing. All right, here we go. Making my way downtown, walking fast,

faces pass and I'm homebound. Staring blankly ahead, just making my way, making my way through the crowd And I need you, and I miss you And now I wonder If I could fall Fall Into the sky The sky Do you think time

Time Would pass me by No Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles If I could just say you Oh, not again. Alright, put you back into it. Here we go.

Tonight. Get it? Because it's a piano car. A lot of production. Yeah. It's like a piano, but it's also a car. Yeah, no, I get it. The gag was that the piano.

Yeah, you got it. You understood what I was going for. Yeah, no, I got it. Who's the winner this week? Is it Bree or is it me? We're going to take five votes live to air, and then we'll decide the winner this week is it brie or is it me we're going to take five votes live to air and then we'll decide the winner of friday oaky all right guys oh 800 dials at m if you want to vote um i think you should perform that tonight at the bank no way i think in the

world i think you should do that not a chance in hell. Brie and Clint. Friday Oaky results. Let's do it. Friday Oaky. You just heard Brie and I do Vanessa Carlton, A Thousand Miles. She's a great songstress and I thought it needed a resurgence. Hence why I picked it. What's your favourite Vanessa Carlton song? I'd probably say that one.

Yeah, I reckon as well. I reckon we've picked the best. I think so too, yeah. The best Vanessa. I think so. Bree's version sounded like this. In my Friday Oki, Vanessa Carlton sounded like this. Because you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you. Oh, not again.

All right, put you back into it. Here we go. Tonight. Rock solid piano car gag there. Rock solid stuff. Early indication of votes from the text machine. Can I vote for the professional audio engineer out of pity? No, you can't.

No, he doesn't get a vote. We take five votes on the phone and five votes only. First one's Beth. Hi, Beth. Hi, Beth. Hey, how's it going, team? Good, thanks. Beth, how are you?

All right, all right. That's good. Who are you voting for, Beth? All right, total right. That's good. Who are you voting for, Beth? I total vote for Bree this time. Clint sounded like he was choking and doing it. I was because of the fumes from the piano car. Thanks, Beth. I appreciate it.

Going 360 with the gag. Jackie, hi. Hi, Jackie. Hi. Hello. Who's your Friday Okie Champ this week, Jackie? Well, I'm voting for you because Bree was just a lot more flat than you were, so I'm voting for you.

Mine's flat every week. Okay, thank you, Jackie. We appreciate it. Thanks, Jackie. Rebecca's here. Happy Friday, Rebecca. Who is Friday-okey for you? Hi.

Hi, Beck. Who are you voting for? Hi. If I was going on comedic purposes, I would have voted for Clint, but due to dedication, I'm definitely going for Bree this week. Thank you, Beck. I can understand. I can understand.

I really tried, and that's sad for me to really try. And that's what I came up with. Oh, thanks, Beck. Good piano car-based comedy's not for everybody, and I can appreciate that. It is for some, though. It is for some. It's 2-1. Jackson's here. Hi, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. It is for some, though. It is for some. It's 2-1. Jackson's here.

Hi, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. G'day, mate. G'day, mate. What are you thinking? It's definitely Clint. All right, mate. Knocked it out of the park.

Oh, thank you, mate. I appreciate it. Thank you. That brings us to deadlock, which is exciting. We'll go to Bridget for the deciding vote. Hi, Bridget. G'day, Bridget. Hi. How are you doing? Hi for the deciding vote. Hi, Bridget. G'day, Bridget. Hi.

How you doing? Hi. Good, thanks. That's good. What are you thinking, Bridget? Round it out for us. We've got three girls in the car and we all voted for Brie. Oh, yes, the girls.

Thank you, girls. Three girls in the car plus three votes. You've just won six votes out of five. My shout-out. Six votes out of five. Shout-out to all the girls in the car plus three votes. You've just won six votes out of five. My shout-out. Six votes out of five. Shout-out to all the girls in the car with Bridget. You've made my weekend. Thank you, girls.

And that settles it. Brie will be performing Vanessa Carlton live. No, it does not. At the Bank in Hamilton tonight for Friday Oki Live. Will she win the $500? Judging from that, I don't think so. Come down, find out, vote even. You can support her if you loved it that much.

It'll be great. We'd love to see you down there. Bree and Clint. We're live from Hamilton. Friday Oki Live is tonight at the bank. And Hamilton, if you want to come, let's do Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Someone's just texted and said, is Friday Oki Live tonight, R18? Yes, it is, because it's in a bar. Yes. We'll be at a bar. We should think about doing an under-18 tour. Like a kids version,

where we find the best kids star of New Zealand. Like the Ellen DeGeneres show. What? You know how she gets famous YouTube kids? Oh, yeah, yeah, like that. I was thinking more like The Voice Kids. Oh, yeah? You know how she gets like famous YouTube kids? Oh, yeah, yeah, like that. I was thinking more like The Voice Kids. Oh, yeah? You know where they do the kids version?

Maybe when we get a bit older. Yeah, okay. When we move over to the hits. Good idea. We'll do a Friday Okie schools tour. Sweet. I like it. Deal.

They should birthday bang it right now. All right, this is where we take three people's birthdays and we figure out what was number one on their 16th. We'll play the best one. Connor's going to go first. Hi, Connor. Happy first. Hi, Connor. Happy Friday. Hi, Connor.

Hey, how you doing? Good. How are you, mate? Good, thanks. That's good. What's your birthday? The 28th of July, 1997. All right.

You were 16 in 2013 on the 28th of July. And back in 2013, this had a number one hit. Oh, the man. The myth. The legend. That's a great birthday, Bang O'Connor. Do you love it? Yeah, of course. Fantastic. That's a great track. Yeah, okay, wait there. Let's get Ella on. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi,

how's it going? Good. How's your Friday? Oh, it's been great. Thank you. Oh, excellent. What's your birthday, Ella? 27th of August, 1993. Alright, you were 16 in 2009 on the 27th of August. And

Ella, this is your birthday banger. Nothing like a girl you've ever seen before. Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood. I'm trying to find This is your birthday banger. There's David Guetta, Sexy Chicks. That's also a great birthday banger. Nice. Yep, nice. Happy with that.

Nice. We all remember that one. Yeah. That was big. David Guetta was unstoppable at that time. I love David Guetta. Anyone who got on a David Guetta track, instant superstar. Huge, yeah. One more for Brent.

Hi, Brent. G'day, Brent. G'day, how are you? Good, how are you, mate? Yeah, good, thanks. Yeah, that's good. What's your birthday? 8th of February, 1992.

All right, you were 16 in 2008 on the 8th of February. And in 2008, this reached the top of the charts. What the fuck? Huge break. That's massive. Do you love your birthday banger? Yeah, I reckon that's the pick. That's the pick.

That's pretty good. Okay, thank you. Hold there. This is interesting this afternoon because each of these songs are very good and they're all kind of in the same era and genre. Yeah, they are, aren't they? They're all big club bangers

from the 2010-ish era, right? Yeah. All pretty close. What does your gut tell you this afternoon? Actually, no, I want to see if we're on the same page. Do you know what yours is? Yeah. Okay, let's say it at the same time.

Are we saying the name of the song? You'll say the name of the song. Okay. Three, two, one. Low. Sexy chick. You want to do low? Yeah, low.

Flow rider. Tell me why low is a good choice for this Friday. Convince me. Because when you hear it, you just want to get low. Yeah, but when I hear sexy chick, I feel like a sexy chick. Mmm. Mmm. And when I hear Avicii wake me up.

I feel like, okay, ready, ready? I feel like low flow rider has aged better. Than sexy chick? Than sexy chick. It's definitely aged better than the explicit version of sexy chick. Yes, exactly. The Sexy Chick unedited version is not appropriate in the Me Too era. No.

And that's why I'm picking low. Okay, then I agree with you. Shorties have bottom jeans and boots with the fur. Get the win. Brent, congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger. You got the pick. Thank you very much.

Here we go, everybody. Turn this up in your car. Get ready for a massive weekend and enjoy your birthday banger. For Brent from 2008, this is Flowrider and Low. Bree and Clint, I need to click the button, don't I? Three, two, one. And go. There we go.

Sorry. We're in Hamilton. I'm doing all this over an iPad. And I've forgotten my login. We got there. Brian Clint, his Friday birthday banger on ZM. Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low. Them baggy slack pants and the Reeboks with the straps. Turn around and get that big booty and slap. She hit the floor, she hit the floor.

Next thing you know, shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low. I ain't never seen none that'll make me go. This crazy all night, spendin' my dough. Had a million dollar vibe and I bought her the gold. Them birthday cakes, they stole the show. So sexual, she was flexible. Professional, drinkin' Xanol. Outro Music I'ma say that I prefer them no clothes I'm into that, I love women exposed She threw it back at me, I gave her more Cash ain't a problem, I know where it go She had them apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur

The whole club was looking at her She hit the floor Next thing you know She got low, low, low, low, low, low, low Them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps Turn around and get that big booty and slap Outro Music Shorty was hot like a toaster Sorry but I had to fold her Like a pornography poster She showed her Apple, Valentine, Roots with the fur The whole club was looking at her

She hit the floor Last day you know Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low Them baggy sweatpants And the Reeboks with the strands Turned around and gave that big booty a slap We'll be right back. And I ain't want it. The way she bent that. Got her them paper stacks. Tattoo above her crack. I had to handle that.

I was on it. Sexy woman kept me shonen. Made me want it too in the morning. I'm zoning in them rosé bottles foaming. She wouldn't stop. Made it drop. Shorty did that poppin' lock. Had to break her off that quad.

That was fire just like my God. We'll be right back. ZM, Brie and Clint, the winner of a birthday bang this afternoon, that's Flo Rida and Lo. Good choice. It's a great song. Taking out David Guetta and Akon's Sexy Chick in Avicii's Wake Me Up. Avicii would have been a good option too. Avicii would have been good too.

Although we've played some good Avicii this afternoon already. Look, we made the right decision. Let's not think about it too much, okay? Exactly. I think that's the best option. Next on the show, Brie wants to go south of the border. Yeah, I want to go south of the border because imagine if you were set to get married

but you and your fiancé were in different countries that went into lockdown during this whole thing. Different area codes. You know what they say? What? You know. What do they say? Area codes.

What do they say? Oh, no, nothing. Well, no, what's the saying now? You can't say that and then not say. No, there's not something I say. No, but what's the saying no we'll just do your area code no no what is it you know what they say is it bad uh god no don't worry about it don't worry about it i'm getting into a deep hole here um we'll talk about

it after the break brian clinton okay brian clint um what would you do if your fiancé was in a different country than you and your wedding date was coming up? I would swim the Atlantic Ocean because I love her so much. I would navigate shark-infested waters just to be with her. Wait, you don't even know where they are yet. Doesn't matter, Bree. I would fly to the moon and back if she'd be my baby. Okay, Savage Garden.

So there's a Norwegian bride and her Swedish fiancé, and their wedding date was coming up. It was actually last weekend. But one was in Norway and one was in Sweden. Funny that. And obviously, you know, those countries are locked down at the moment. Right. They're not in each other's bubble?

No, they're not in each other's bubble. And they were like, look, we're going to have to move the wedding. It's going to be horrible. And then they came up with a plan where they were able to get married from their separate countries. Okay. How does that work? So what they did was they decided that they would pick a point on the border where both families could come to the border

and then they would have a wedding on each side of the border. Don't tell me every time you say border that she's a girl. Right, yeah, okay, let's get through this, power through the story then. Don't tell me every time you say border that she's a girl. Right, yeah, okay, let's get through this. Power through the story then. So what they did was is that they essentially had, you know, the family members who were from Norway and they were on that side of the border. And then they had the family members who were in Sweden

on the other side of the border. They had two different catering companies on each side of the border. And then they pretty much had a big wedding bash on either side of the border. Do you even know if the border was like north and south facing? Nah. Doesn't matter. No idea.

This Ed Sheeran song said south, so we just went with that. South of what? Whatever it is. South of? The border. And then it doesn't even play. No, it's only when I say it. Oh, right.

Border. Nope, we've had enough. Bree and Clint. I don't want to get you or anyone listening too excited, but the wonder drug that we've all been waiting for may be almost here. A pill. There's stories about this all the time, mate. I know, and that's why I'm so excited, because it's getting closer.

A pill that you can take, which does all your exercise for you. When we used to watch futuristic shows, they're like, your meals will come in pill form. That probably exists. I haven't looked into it. But now we're on the verge of an exercise pill, Brie, and I know you're just as excited as I am. And it comes at a low, low price of $6.99.

Buy two today and you'll get it free. $6.99 would be a good value. Would be, wouldn't it? $6.99. Oh, how many pills for $6.99? be a good value. Would be, wouldn't it? $6.99. $6.99. Oh, how many pills for $6.99? One. Oh, no. And it lasts for a month.

No. Would you buy it? Would I be instantly ripped? Yes. Probably buy one each year. Just for summer. Just for summer, yeah. Yeah, just for summer.

I'd take it just before the Christmas holidays and then just ride that through and then just wear puffer jackets for the rest of the year. Yeah. That would be the deal. No, this is real. So experts have found that, I'm going to the science for a bit, boosting levels of liver proteins mimic the benefits of exercising,

and they believe that they can synthesize this down into a pill. You take the pill, and it gives your body and your brain the same benefits as exercise does. How good. Does it though? Well, that's what a scientist writes. Is this like one of those, you know, diet teas? Oh, Fit Tea.

Fit Tea. Is that what it was called? No, no, no. Fit Tea. No scientist is recommending a Fit Tea. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, the Kardashians aren't scientists. I think Kim might be studying to be one.

She's studying to be a scientist. Yeah, she's going to be the world's first scientist, lawyer, cosmetic. Injectable. Yeah. Nurse. Shapewear. Gamer. Gamer.

Shoe designer. Shoe designer. Handbag designer. I'll read you this line from the scientists working on the exercise pill. Now our studies suggest that at least some of the benefits might one day be available in pill form. It's well known that staying active protects the brain from age-related diseases, but many elderly people are unable to exercise due to health problems. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. What? Wait. I Wait a minute. What? Is this... Wait. I've just realised. What? It's only the mental benefits of exercise that this pill will give you. Are you joking me?

Sorry to get you excited. I thought this was a pill that you popped and then you get ripped. But it's not. It's just to give your brain the workout effects. Do you think... Who cares about that? That's not what we're... I mean, yes, it's a. It's just to give your brain the workout effects. Do you think? Who cares about that? That's not what we're, I mean, yes, it's a very good byproduct and it's good for coping with things like anxiety and depression

and things like that. But I thought I was going to get ripped in a capsule. Do you think we're living in the movie Back to the Future? Yes, I do. I do. Well, at least I hope we do. Well, oh, God, someone's breaking into our DeLorean outside. We've got to go.

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