ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 25th 2018
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Brie and Clint on ZM.
Good in New Zealand. How you doing? Brie and Clint here. Hey Brie, mate. How are you?
Good. How are you?
Good. Brie has come to work today in a full blazer.
Yes, this is the blazer that I haven't been able to wear for a month because I fell down a hill.
The last time I was wearing it, it had grass stains all down it.
Oh, you've just got it back from the Drake. It's very official. Very business.
You look like you run a fashion magazine in the early 1990s.
Oh, I was just about to say, that is a big compliment.
And then you hit 1990s.
Yeah, you look like a vintage Anna Wintour.
Well, at least I didn't come to work with a matching haircut with our producer, Ben.
Oh, yeah, we went and got friends' haircuts today.
How good does he look, though?
This is your dream to see our producer get that haircut.
Can we please, producers, if you're listening right now,
put up a before picture of producer Ben
and an after picture of producer Ben?
If you want to see what he looks like, how good he looks.
Are you pimping him out?
Yeah, why not?
The time you need to know this afternoon is 5pm. That is when you will get the third chance
to win ZM's Secret Sound. Soundkeeper Annabelle will be back in studio
with her sound. Have you heard it? I've heard the sound. Do you have any idea what it is?
No clue. I have feelings. I have
thoughts about it. Oh, see, I know what you're like, though. You're someone who
genuinely believes they know it. Oh, see, I know what you're like, though. You're someone who genuinely believes
they know it. I'll give,
I will share my thoughts, but it's
up to you whether you think they're helpful or not.
That's the thing. I have no idea, but I'll
tell you what I think, and maybe it'll help you.
I really liked the guess with
Belle today. That
was a briefcase being opened. I thought that was
a great guess. If you would like to see all
the guesses, which there's only two of them,
they're at ZM Online as well as the Q&A.
Like all the questions you may have
about the new secret sound,
thanks to Save My Bacon,
go and check them out before we play at five o'clock.
You will hear the activator just after the news at five
and then first person through is having a go
at guessing the secret sound.
I don't know who my...
representing in here tonight.
Whenever we do it,
I really want us to be the ones who give it away.
Me too.
Fingers crossed.
There are 36 days to go.
That's how long Annabelle has to hold on
and we'll do it at 5pm.
Do you remember last week, Clint?
It was like at the top of our,
like four o'clock.
We were sometime,
I don't know the reason why,
but we got into sexy phone voices.
Yeah.
I think I accidentally opened the show with a voice
that you found quite attractive.
I think I accidentally.
Oh, right.
Settle down.
I think I fell into like a groove and you were like,
wow, I've never heard this side of you before.
Well, I've grabbed the audio.
This is what happened.
Okay.
Hello and welcome to the Bree and Clint show. Hi, you've reached two degrees.
That was nice and approachable way. It just sounds like you. Yeah, I know, right? Do more sexy. Hi.
I remember myself being sexier. We didn't hear enough. We didn't hear enough of your sexy voice. And it made me think, what's
Clint's sexy voice sound like?
I don't know if it's up to
broadcast.
Broadcast standards. Yeah.
Hang on, let me say that in a more
sexy way. I don't think New Zealand's
ready for this.
Oh, wow.
I don't think the women of New Zealand driving
around are safe if they
hear this in their car. What if they crash?
Are you trying? No, I haven't
done it yet. Okay, cool. Just checking.
That's a sexy persona. Just checking.
Was that sexy though? That voice?
Yeah. It's a little bit deeper.
I thought this afternoon we could test
out our sexy phone voices
and to make it even harder for us this afternoon we could test out our sexy phone voices. Yeah. And to make it even harder for us this afternoon,
we've each written each other sentences that are completely not sexy.
Yeah, okay.
I do have some for you.
Which I want you to read out one first.
Sure.
And I want to hear, because everyone's got it right.
Everyone's got a voice that they can put on.
Do they?
Well, we're about to find out.
Okay.
And if you're listening in your car,
you're going to get your chance very soon on 0800DALZM
because we want to hear yours this afternoon as well.
Some people really back their sexy voice.
Some people make a career out of it.
Some people have really good ones.
Maybe you work for one of those hotlines.
Okay, this is what you've written for me.
All right, so this is a sentence I've written for you
in your sexiest voice.
I haven't seen this before.
Okay, here we go.
And I haven't practised this voice either.
Oh, God, this could be bad.
Here we go.
Listen carefully.
And maybe ladies, pull over.
Why are you talking deeper already?
Because I'm getting down.
I just washed the entire sink of dirty, dirty dishes.
I used soap and a scrubbing brush.
You sound evil.
Oh, okay. Well, you do it then. That wasn't sexy. No, you do it. There you go. You sound evil. Oh, okay.
Well, you do it then.
I wasn't sexy.
No, you do it.
There you go.
To give me that one right there.
The top one?
Yeah, and I want sexy.
I want sultry.
I want someone who's going to seduce someone using the radio.
How am I meant to make this sound sexy?
Well, that's the challenge.
If you've got a sexy voice, you can make anything sound sexy.
Oh, God.
I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.
I would have come yesterday, but I've had a terrible case of diarrhea.
Just because you whisper it doesn't make it sexier.
Kind of.
Go on, go on with your second one.
I want to be like, I want to be like...
Think...
Yeah.
Think...
I was going to say David Beckham, but that's completely wrong.
I'm going to vacuum the entire house slowly in my Ugg boots and dressing gown.
I don't know if this says a lot about me, but I found that so attractive.
Before we open this up and try and find a true sexy voice,
turn that over and give me the last one.
What, my last one wasn't good?
No, not good enough.
Here, smell my perfume.
It's the scent of a woman who hasn't showered since Sunday.
0800 dial ZM.
Do you have a sexy voice?
I'm sure there's people better than us.
Do people tell you you have a sexy voice?
Does your voice work for you, male or female, in the...
In the industry.
In the dating...
Could you get a job?
0800 dial ZM.
You can't text us on this one.
We want you to say one of our sexy phrases. job? 0800 dial ZM. You can't text us on this one. We want you to say one of our
sexy phrases. Brie and
Clint on ZM.
Oh yeah.
That sets the tone. We're currently
on the hunt.
Oh yeah.
See, there you go.
What, you think this is the sexy voice?
Oh yeah, Barry Wright.
If you missed it, we're on the hunt for New Zealand's sexiest voice.
We've already established that it's definitely not you or me.
Oh, someone just texted and said,
Wow, Clint, I need to pull over just to listen to you talk about doing housework so sexy.
Yeah, because you were talking about housework.
I'm going to get the cloudy bits off the shower screen.
Oh, yeah.
Tell me more.
I'm going to clean my own beard clipping out of the sink.
Oh, stop it.
It's not about me, okay?
We're trying to find New Zealand's sexiest voice.
I'm getting hot under the collar.
You and I are voice professionals.
Let's find some amateurs.
Let's find some actual good ones.
First up
Laura
Welcome to the
Search for New Zealand's
Sixiest voice
Are you ready for this?
I'm not sure
If you're ready for this
We're ready
You sound like you've got
Something ready to say
For us already
Are you ready for this
Jelly?
I'm ready
Yeah
Yeah
I totally went over
What's ready just before
Yeah
But yeah
Here we go
Okay Hey Brinkman You're looking pretty Saucy today I totally went over it with Brie just before. But yeah, here we go.
Okay.
Hey, Brie and Clint, you're looking pretty saucy today.
Laura, does that work on people?
I'm not sure, but I may or may not have picked up a few people at the bar because of that.
Yeah, you did, Laura. Well, you're the sexiest one so far.
Let's try someone else. I love the that. Damn. Yeah, you did, Laura. Well, you're the sexiest one so far. Let's try someone else.
Let's go.
I love the effort.
Ellie.
Hello, Ellie.
Hi, how are you?
Do you have New Zealand's
sexiest voice?
Depends.
On?
Do you want to come over tonight
and find out?
Whoa!
I think that was more the content.
Oh, yeah.
The context of what you were saying.
You know what you've got, Ellie?
You've got confidence. I like the confidence, the context of what you were saying. You know what you've got, Ellie? You've got confidence.
I like the confidence, Ellie.
Wait there.
Wait there.
No, don't put her on hold so you can talk to her later.
No, no.
She's in the running.
Hayley, hi.
Yeah, that's why you put her on hold.
Hello, Hayley.
It's all on you, okay?
Do you have New Zealand's sexiest voice?
I feel like I might.
Oh, I can hear you already.
There's a bit of husk, a little bit of rust.
I'm not even trying.
Some deep tones there.
I'm just going to change the music for you.
You ready?
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
When you're ready, Hayley.
All right.
Seduce the country.
Hello, ZM listeners.
You're listening to the new afternoon show with Brie and Clint.
Oh, that's our promo right there.
I thought so.
Can we hire you?
Yes, you can.
Can you say, can you say, Monday, Clint gets a perm and he's going to look so sexy?
On Monday, Clint gets a perm and he's going to look so sexy.
Give her the prize.
Well done.
I'm into it.
I'm into it.
That's our new sexiest voice in New Zealand. Well done. Well done, Hayley. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going it. I'm into it. That's our new sexiest voice in New Zealand.
Well done.
Well done, Hayley.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to go have a shower.
Brie and Clint on ZDM.
Massive news for Kiwis yesterday, Clint,
and mainly half the population when Countdown announced a scheme
to cut the cost of women's sanitary products
in an effort to help fight period poverty.
Mega. Mega.
Huge.
And to be honest, I mean, we've all had this conversation floating
about for a long time about how, you know, those products cost too much
for women to pay for every month.
Yeah, and I obviously don't know too much about it,
but I've never come across the term period poverty.
It's a real thing and it's something that affects half the population.
Yeah.
Because, I mean, there's some families out there that, you know,
can't afford these products because they have to feed their kids.
Touchy subject and it probably shouldn't be, but for the men listening,
can you give me an idea of what a box of tampons costs?
So, I mean, it's really difficult because there's different brands,
there's different types, there's, you know, all different types of things.
There's the gold-plated ones.
But, I mean, it can range from anywhere from $5 for $20 to $10,
which you're using those once a month at least,
if not two packets of those.
A month.
A month.
It's a lot if you're on minimum wage especially.
You know where it's a lot?
If you're like a solo mum.
Yes.
And it's winter and you've got to feed your family and heat your house.
And then imagine if you have daughters.
Fill your car up.
Then think about that.
Then you've got daughters that you're bringing up.
Like we were talking off air.
I mean some mothers are going without so that they can feed their kids.
I read that too
and I find that
just the worst bit of news
I've ever heard.
That breaks my heart.
Yeah.
That's horrible.
That's terrible anyway.
Go we live in a wonderful,
blissful ignorance as men?
Like,
just no idea.
Like,
absolutely no idea.
I'm sure there's struggles
on both sides,
but it's interesting. No, not really.
It's pretty cruisy over here.
Pretty good.
It's pretty good.
Sailing pretty good.
Yeah.
But I was really, really, like I really, really loved reading yesterday
that Countdown have come on board and all of its home brand
and select tampon brands, which is that's the Countdown brand.
That's their own brand, yeah.
Yeah, they're dropping some of the products by 40%.
40%?
Some of them, yes.
But then, I mean, I've taken a look at some of the different products
that they're dropping and some are dropping by $1,
some are $1.50.
Yeah.
But, I mean, it all helps at the end of the day.
If you're a struggling family or if you're a struggling student,
it all helps.
It's mega.
I mean, I wish there was more that we could do.
Like I just think that, you know, in today's world,
New Zealand is such a leading country in terms of, you know,
being the pioneer for doing stuff like this.
Yeah, our Prime Minister's got a baby.
You know?
And it's a female.
Our Prime Minister had a baby and then they chucked some old guy in to cover her
while she's on maternity leave.
We're crazy over here.
We're doing things.
I'm loving it in New Zealand,
but I wish there was more that you and I could do
to help people who are struggling.
What could we do though?
Which we talked about it off air.
We have reach and frequency.
We have the ability to talk to a lot of people.
Yes.
We don't have cupboards full of tampons that we can give away.
No, but if you're listening right now, to talk to a lot of people. Yes. We don't have cupboards full of tampons that we can give away.
No, but if you're listening right now, I mean, I'm thinking, you know,
if we gather up a tonne of the products, we have the vehicle to distribute it, like, out into the country.
Oh, literally, we have the vehicles.
We have the Black Thunders.
Yeah, which we could be giving away these products
to people who need them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I would love to do that. It needs the scale of like a countdown or a company who produces them,
Oi or Libra or someone like that to go, give you $100,000,
you guys find out where they need to go.
Not where they need to go.
That was the wrong choice of words.
But you know what I'm saying?
Who needs them the most?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I mean, I think it'd be an awesome thing.
And if you're listening right now and you have someone or something that might be able
to help us, we'd love to hear from you off the air.
Producers, what's our email address?
What was that?
Our email address?
Yeah.
Where people can reach us.
Brianne Clint at ZMOnline.com.
Cool.
I should really know that.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Just in case.
Maybe, I don't know if anything's going to come of it, but maybe it will, right?
Hope so.
It's interesting.
It's very interesting.
All right.
Bree and Clint on ZDM.
Something that's been on the show for the last couple of weeks.
I surprised you last week and said that I read this article saying that the perm, the
80s hairstyle is back in fashion or it's coming back in fashion.
Yeah.
You even made this wonderful opener for it.
Mission Perm Possible.
I put it to you, Clinton Roberts, and I said,
mate, you should be the pioneer for this show,
the country of New Zealand.
You should get a perm.
Bring it back.
Yeah, thank you for that again.
You put it out to a group of people who don't care what my hair looks like.
Of course they do.
No, they don't.
People who listen to this show.
No, they don't.
They just want to see a man with a perm.
We put it out to the people, you guys who listen to the show,
the most important people.
You voted yes for the perm.
And it was huge.
It was like 78%.
Yeah.
It's happening, okay?
It's happening on Monday.
Don't worry. The perm is happening. Just calm down. All right, stop asking me about it. It'll
be live in the studio. It's going to be great. Anyway, I thought, you know, you're a bit hesitant
about it. Yeah, that's an understatement. I wanted to do some recon and just see how much of a
pioneer you're going to, you are going to be for the male perm. So before the show, you and I rang a bunch of hairdressers
around New Zealand and we asked the question,
how many people are getting a perm and how many were men?
Hi, I was just wanting to ask a quick question.
Yeah.
I wanted to know how many perms you guys had done in the last year.
None.
Cool.
I just wanted to know how many perms you guys had done in the last year?
Do have a few clients that come in every few months or so and get their perms touched up.
Cool. And how many of those were male? None that I can think of. I was just wanting to know how
many perms have you guys done there in the last year? Would you say any?
Yes.
Okay, cool.
And would you know off the top of your head, were any of those for males?
No.
Quick question.
I just wanted to know how many perms you guys had done there in the last year or so.
Probably not a lot.
Maybe five?
Cool.
And how many of those were done on a male?
None.
A resounding no men's perms.
It wasn't looking good.
And I said that to you, you would be the pioneer.
Even that you could hear it in their voice,
they were like, why do you want to do it on a man?
But then this call happened, Clint,
where we called one last hairdresser.
Revolver Studio, you're speaking with Jenny.
Hi, Jenny.
I just wanted to know really quick, how many perms do you think you guys have done there
in the last year?
Oh, in the last year?
I don't know.
Would it be less than five or?
More than five.
More than five?
Yeah, yeah, definitely more than five.
Okay, cool.
And how many of those were done on a male?
Most of them, I'd say.
Really?
Yeah.
So males have got their hair done in a perm style there in the last year?
Yes.
Amazing.
Cool.
That's really interesting.
Thanks so much for your time.
What's that for?
Just out of interest?
I'm trying to convince my mate Clint to get a perm
because I think it's coming back into fashion
and I want him to be the pioneer here in New Zealand
and he doesn't believe me that males get perms.
Gotcha.
Would that be Bree and Clint from ZM by any chance?
Jesus, has word spread that fast already?
It's spread!
God damn it.
And what's your feelings on it?
Should he get the perm or not?
Absolutely.
The perm is 100% coming back.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, it is, Clint.
What was your name again, sorry?
My name's Jenny.
Jenny.
Now, I want you to picture the man who comes in and asks for the perm.
You, Jenny, you sound like a wonderful woman.
Are you attracted to that man?
Absolutely. Well, actually, I'm a lesbian, woman. Are you attracted to that man? Absolutely.
Well, actually, I'm a lesbian, so I'm not attracted to him anyway.
But if I was, definitely.
Jenny, I mean this in the most respectful way possible.
Stick to your own kind.
Jenny, a trained professional has said the male perm back in fashion.
Absolutely.
100% back it.
Thanks so much for your time, Jenny.
Jenny, thanks for nothing. You should do it. Yes, do it, Clint. Absolutely. 100% back it. Thanks so much for your time, Jenny. Jenny, thanks for nothing.
You should do it.
Yes, do it, Clint. Bye.
Bye, Jenny. All you need to know,
the perm for the people,
Mission Perm Possible, Clinton Roberts
will be getting a perm. It's five days
till perm. You're such a good friend.
Brie and Clint on ZDMA.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Oh, there it is, coming in hot.
No song in between today because we need to be on time for the Secret Soundbreeze shortly.
But we are not skipping Birthday Banger either.
No way.
Let's go to Jennifer to kick it off.
Hello, Jen.
Hi, hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
So you're going to give us your birthday.
We're going to figure out what song was on your 16th.
So what's your birthday? 10th? Good, thanks. So you're going to give us your birthday. We're going to figure out what song was on your 16th. So what's your birthday?
10th of June, 1986.
So you were 16 in 2002 on the 10th of June,
and this was Top of the Charts.
You've got a great birthday banger.
That's a ripper.
Absolutely.
Yeah, any vintage Eminem for me is a win.
That's very good.
Without me, Eminem, that's so good to kick it off.
Let's go to Dylan.
He's up next.
Hello, Dylan.
Dylan, are you there?
Yes.
There we go.
Okay, Dylan.
Hello, mate.
What's your birthday?
How you doing?
15th of December, 92.
Okay, Dylan, you were 16 in 2008 On the 15th of December
And this is your birthday banger
Oh no
Oh come on Dylan
Dylan it's a hell of a song
But not much for a 16 year old boy is it
Nah
No
You can't choose your birthday banger
The birthday banger chooses you.
Your birthday banger goes great
at every single wedding ever, though,
so there's always that.
Rest assured on that one.
Yeah, cool.
One more.
We've got one more.
We're going to go with Megan.
Hello, Megan.
Hello.
Hello.
What's your birthday, Meg?
28th of Feb, 84.
Okay, Megan, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 28th of Feb,
and this was Top of the Charts.
Oh.
Kind of fitting.
Megan.
I don't know if we need to deliberate today.
Are we?
Absolute one.
Megan, do you think in celebration of Clint getting a Justin Timberlake perm,
we should play your birthday banger, Bye Bye Bye?
It's actually perfect.
It is actually perfect.
You know what?
We're doing it.
New Zealand, one of the greatest birthday bangers yet.
Pretty damn good.
Here's Bye Bye Bye, in sync, ZM.
Bye Bye Bye.
Baby, Bye Bye Bye, NSYNC, ZM. ZM.
Brie and Clay,
the winner of Birthday Banger today
for Megan,
that's NSYNC and Bye Bye Bye.
That is the right song
to play for that feature.
Brie and Clay on ZM.
You know Serena Williams, Brie?
I love Serena Williams.
You do love Serena Williams, eh?
She's amazing.
What's your opinion on her husband?
Ooh.
I mean, good for them.
They've had a baby.
She just had a baby with him.
Mm, correct.
I don't know much about him, though.
Oh, let me tell you.
Oh.
His name is Alexis Ohanian.
Sounds hot.
He's the co-founder and chief executive of Reddit.
So he rich.
Holy.
He mega rich.
He'd be mega, mega rich.
Well, she mega rich too.
Their wedding cost a million dollars.
Okay.
Well, are you disappointed by that?
Well, considering like my sister's wedding cost a fair bit.
Did it cost a million dollars?
I mean, we had it in the backyard.
I was going to say.
Yeah.
All right.
Not the same.
That's a good warning sign if you're looking to marry Bree.
She expects a very expensive wedding.
Anyway, I want to give you an example of what happened.
This is a story that's come out about them from over the weekend, okay?
The story goes that Serena Williams said to her husband,
I feel like Italian food.
Great.
So he got his private jet.
Oh, no, I can see where this is going.
And flew her to Italy for dinner.
What is, what?
They flew to Venice.
From where?
To Venice, to be specific.
Their home in America.
They flew to Venice for dinner.
Oh my God.
That is amazing.
Isn't it amazing?
It's an example of a very over the top date
and it's a very romantic grand gesture.
But do you know how some people do that?
They go, I'm going to really blow this person away
with something so over the top.
What if she didn't want to go to Italy?
What if she had something on tomorrow?
I think she was fine with it.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Well, maybe she was.
But, you know, imagine if you're dating a person like that
and every date is just so extra.
Like you go, man, I feel like a Big Mac.
Yeah, it's like being on The Bachelor.
And then, yeah, next minute you're on a plane
to the first McDonald's store ever opened.
You're like, I've got work on tomorrow.
You know, like on The Bachelor,
like every date is so over the top and it's not realistic.
It's not realistic.
It's not realistic. It's not realistic.
Have you ever been on like an OTT date?
Like maybe, because some husbands do it as a grand gesture kind of thing.
That's fine.
But like an early on.
Yeah, see, it's different when it's really early on, isn't it?
Yeah, like an over the top first impression date.
If you've been with them for a couple of years, adorable.
I went on this date once.
I didn't plan it.
It was all planned. I think it might have been
the second or the third date
or the second or the third time we'd hung out.
Still very early. And they'd
organised horse riding
on the beach
with a picnic at the end
with champagne. Do you
like horses? I'm allergic.
So it goes to show how early on it was If you're trying to do a grand gesture
And drop it in quietly
You can't go
Hey what's your opinion on champagne horses and beaches?
Just out of the blue
You're going to blow the whole shtick
So you have to go with the hope that they're going to enjoy it
To be honest
This sounds so ungrateful,
but it turned me off a little bit.
Why?
Because I'd rather just hang out and go to a movie.
Yeah.
Well, you don't really talk to the person,
but I'd rather just hang out and maybe cook dinner at home.
So I'm guessing the relationship didn't last.
No.
No.
No.
Okay.
I wonder if we can take some calls this afternoon on over-the-top dates.
Maybe you liked it.
Maybe that's fine.
But was it early in the relationship and you show up and he pulls up in a stretched hummerzine
with a rose in his mouth and he goes, we're off to Phantom of the Opera, darling.
And you thought you guys were just going to Wagamama or something like that.
Oh, I love Wagamama.
Yeah, great date.
Sorry, I'm getting sidetracked.
0800 dial ZM or text us to 9696.
O-T-T dates.
Yeah, we want your over-the-top dates this evening.
Brie and Clit on ZDM.
Talking about over-the-top dates this evening
after Serena Williams said to her husband,
I feel like Italian, so he flew her to Italy for dinner.
Romantic, sure, but very over-the-top.
Also, your carbon footprint is so much smaller if you just get takeaways.
Yeah, but they've got so much money that they need to figure out what to do with it.
Yeah, they have to do that.
They've been wiping their bums with it.
That happened just over the weekend.
They both posted about it on their Instagram.
Amazing.
And I mean, on a lesser scale, has it happened to you before, Clint?
I, in my former days of being a romancer, not that I don't believe it now. You just called being a romancer Not that I don't believe it now
You called yourself a romancer?
No, you bear with me
I was trying
What did you do?
I was seeing this girl and it was very early
So I thought
Oh no, you went too far
I organised a surprise picnic
In a park
And I got some fireworks.
Oh my God.
We had this picnic,
which I think was like a thing of pesto and some rice crackers.
And then I was like,
okay,
time for the fireworks.
I let the firework,
one of them fell over and shot at us.
So no shit.
That didn't happen.
No,
it did happen.
The two of us had to get underneath the picnic blanket
and wait until the thing ran out of fireworks.
Oh my God.
But I thought it would be special.
I thought it would be this grand moment.
That's one word to describe it.
We'd sit there and we'd look over our hummus and crackers.
And obviously fireworks were flying.
What about between you guys?
The chemistry?
Were fireworks flying?
Believe it or not, it went on a little bit longer.
Yeah, she wasn't deterred by that.
Oh, she didn't cop one in the face, did she?
Romaine.
No, I'm not going to make that joke.
All right, all right, settle down.
0800DIALZM, what's the OTT date that you went on?
Ben, hello, welcome to the show.
Hello, Ben.
Hey, sorry, I went on this one date with a
guy that I'd just met. His father was
the owner of a very, very expensive
worldwide company.
Yes, so you're being very careful with the description here. So he was very, very, very rich
is what you're saying very careful with the description here. So he was very, very, very rich is what you're saying, Ben?
Very, very.
Like, had one of three BMWs in the country that run off pure aviation fuel.
Gotcha, gotcha. Whoa.
He's Nick Lev.
Yeah.
What was the date about?
And then, so that was cool.
I thought not much more of it.
Like, nice guy and all.
And then he takes me out after two weeks of meeting him,
like the first date,
and took me out to some posh, fancy French-type restaurant in Newmarket.
And I got told to dress up all nice and everything, so I did.
And got given a plate full of food that was no bigger than my palm,
and it cost about $240.
Oh!
And that's when you realise we're from different worlds.
And my date, I'll be taking you to Burger King.
Everyone that eats at that restaurant talks like this.
Get me my monocle.
Bailey, your friend had a very first, very over-the-top first date, right?
Yeah, so it was also like a Tinder nightmare as well.
Oh, no.
What happened, Bailey?
So they met on Tinder and during that time,
he was sent over to Singapore for work
and it ended up being a long-term thing.
He didn't want to wait a few months to see her.
So flew her over to Singapore for the week and had a champagne dinner and everything over the top on the first night.
And then, yeah, by the second day he realised he really didn't like her
and she had to spend the rest of the week in the spare room.
No way. Yeah. Second day, he realised he really didn't like her and she had to spend the rest of the week in the spare room.
No way.
Yeah.
Why didn't he just book her an earlier flight home?
Well, I don't know.
It might have made it a bit awkward for her.
Oh, because it wasn't awkward staying in the spare room?
Jeepers.
Okay, one more.
That's horrible.
Annika, OTT date.
What happened?
Hi.
So I met a guy on Tinder.
I barely knew him. He was from Australia. I lived there in New Zealand.
He flew home.
Then he bought me tickets as a surprise
over to Brisbane and I went
and spent the week with him over in
Brisbane and we went down to the Gold Coast
and had an amazing time.
It was my first time on a plane as well
so it was huge. It was really special.
And you've met him how many times?
I've met him once.
I spent less than a day with him, and he flew home.
And then he wanted to see me again, so he bought me tickets.
You sound like it went well, like that wasn't too much,
because that's the other bit.
It was amazing.
And you weren't put off.
We were in touch.
And did it last?
Are you guys getting married?
We're not getting married.
We're still talking.
I'm hoping I get to go back and see him again soon.
Oh, because I was going to say, if you're not still talking,
can you flick that number through to me?
Brie and Clint on ZDM.
This time every week, Clint, we like to educate some of the males
around New Zealand about some of the things us ladies go through.
Yeah, you've got to get us woke about what's happening to you guys.
You know when you're putting on your mascara and you sneeze
and it goes all up your face?
No, I don't.
Well, I'm about to tell you about some of those
because I've written down some hashtag girl problems
and we've been getting some of the guys around the office here to voice them
so that guys can relate more because they're hearing it from a male perspective.
Yeah, we're very dumb so you need to make it. voice them so that guys can relate more because they're hearing it from a male perspective.
Yeah, we're very dumb, so you need to make it and you need to... We're not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying you might not have heard these before.
Sure.
Who have we got doing it today?
We've got the security guard who he stepped up last week and he did one of them.
He was a big hit.
He was a massive hit.
So is he going to do the whole thing?
He's going to do the whole thing for us this afternoon.
Okay.
Here it is, Clint.
Hashtag girl problem.
Today I saved the same leg twice and now I'm too lazy to save the other one.
Hashtag girl problems.
Men cannot understand the real struggle until they've worn a strapless bra.
Hashtag girl problems.
When your day is long.
Just cut my ankle shaving.
We've got a bleeder.
Hashtag girl problems.
That awesome moment when Facebook keeps auto-tagging my boobs as people.
Hashtag girl problems.
Facebook literally kept tagging my left boob as my sister.
I mean, we are related.
More awkward if it was your dad
By the way I love the security guard
He's great isn't he
He's so good
So good
I have news regarding
Her Royal Highness
The Duchess of Cambridge
Is it Cambridge?
I don't know
Meghan Markle
I thought you were talking about Lizzie
No I'm talking about Meghan Markle.
The new princess.
She's a princess now.
The Duchess of...
Well, formerly of Suits, obviously.
There's new Suits out, by the way.
Is there?
Yeah.
She won't be on it.
No, have they replaced her with?
Who?
Katherine Heigl.
Oh, yeah.
Why Katherine Heigl got to come in and ruin every show I love?
You leave Catherine Heigl alone.
I'm interested to see Suits too.
Does it jump the shark when Mike went to prison?
I don't know.
I'm addicted.
Harvey Specter is too good looking and I'm in love with Donna.
We're not meant to be talking about Suits.
We're meant to be talking about Meghan Markle.
There's a new beauty trend on the rise
that they believe
is happening
because of her
and her appearance.
Oh, it's not
the healed croc,
is it?
I saw those
were on trend
last week.
No, is there
a royal healed croc?
There could be.
Got diamonds.
No,
the beauty trend
being led
by Meghan Markle
is freckle tattoos.
I was literally going to say, is it a monobrow?
She doesn't have a monobrow.
No, but she might have been bringing it back in.
No.
Freckle tattoos.
I've seen these.
Because she goes for the natural look and doesn't conceal her natural skin,
you can see her freckles.
Right. So apparently women around the world are beginning to emulate
the Duchess's features by having freckles tattooed onto their face.
What, like permanently?
Permanently.
So it's a 45-minute procedure, if you want the smattering that Megan has.
It's called freckling, and each freckle is hand poked into your face
using a needle instead of a tattoo gun.
What have I been doing for the last
10 years covering mine up?
Have you got them? Yeah.
Oh mate, they're on trend. I've got them all over
my face. Yeah. What about
on your bum? Are they on trend? You could finally be cool.
Because I've got them there too. It's a mole on your
bum, isn't it? Yeah, better get that
checked actually. The tattooing apparently lasts for three years. What's your take on it? Because I mean, there too. It's a mole on your bum, isn't it? Yeah, better get that checked, actually.
No, the tattooing apparently lasts for three years.
What's your take on it?
Because, I mean, it's happening.
Oh, it lasts for three years, did you say?
Yeah.
Three years, though.
Because as a man,
I find lots of the things that you guys are into weird.
So I don't want to... I like how you talk about us like we're a foreign thing.
Oh, you very much are.
I don't want to cast aspersions if you're all into it, you know.
But tattoo, freckle tattoo, tattoo, tattoo, tattoo, tattoo.
Tattooing freckles.
You're not into it?
No, I'm asking if you're into it.
I mean, I think whatever makes you happy.
Cop out.
Go for it.
I mean, it's gonna hurt
though. It's on your face. It's a facial tattoo. Technically
it's a face tattoo. It's a face tattoo.
I mean, you could be as cool as
Post Malone.
Oh, yeah. Not the same, is it?
Well, it's one step off, isn't it?
Brie and Clint,
we're gonna call someone and tell them
they're going to a very exclusive five sauce show next.
What have you done?
My button has just come off my expensive...
No!
Not!
You've ripped your new jacket.
How am I going to get my button back on?
You take a minute, mate.
How am I going to do that?
Maybe we could tattoo it on.
Back in the day, Clint, were you a fan of the Brady Bunch?
Um, yeah.
Yeah, I was. It was one of those shows mum was like,
you're gonna love this show. It's great.
You know, one that always got replayed on a Sunday,
that sort of thing. And I didn't mind the
reboot movie. Who was your favourite?
Marsha. Yeah, of course she was. She was so
hot. Remember the theme? Oh, yeah.
Oh, the theme was great. This is the original
theme, I think, from the theme was great. This is the original theme I think from the 70s
one.
Here's a story
of a lovely lady
who was bringing
up three very lovely girls
all of them had
hair of gold
like their mother. Yeah we know the list right?
It was way ahead
of its time. It was kind of the original
modern family in that, if you don't know what it was it was a hybrid family. It was kind of the original modern family in that,
if you don't know what it was, it was a hybrid family.
So a divorced woman with three daughters and a man whose wife had died?
I think so.
I think so.
Who had three sons.
And they got together.
So they remarried and they blended their families.
And then it was like this awkward thing where the two oldest kids,
like the oldest boy and the oldest girl kind of had a crush on each other.
Sexual chemistry.
That was really weird, eh?
Yeah, strange.
And then the younger sister had like real bad issues with the older sister.
That's right.
And they had a maid.
Who has a maid?
I loved the maid, Alice.
Everyone loved the maid, but what have you got a maid for?
Yeah, true.
They were rich.
And you know why they were rich?
Because the dad was an architect.
Do you remember the house that they lived in?
Yeah, yeah.
We're really showing our age here.
I hope you know the Brady Bunch.
Beautiful mid-century style house.
Yeah, it was a huge house, two storey.
Incredible staircase.
Yeah, massive.
That actual house where all the scenes on the outside were filmed
is now up for sale.
Oh, right.
For the first time in 50 years.
The interior must have been a TV set, right?
Yeah, so everything inside was filmed on set.
Because I always get really disappointed.
There's the outrageous Fortune house out by where I live
and apparently none of the inside looks like the TV show.
It's just the outside.
It was all filmed in a TV studio.
But all the outside shots were filmed at this house
that's actually in California and it's come on the market
for the first time in 50 years.
And guess how much you will need if you want to buy it.
For the Brady Bunch house.
The Brady Bunch house.
It is literally the second most photographed house in the US.
Do you know what the first is?
Yes.
Can I guess?
Yeah, have a guess.
Fresh Prince House.
No.
No?
It's the White House.
Oh, that's not a real house.
Yeah, it is.
No, it's not a real house.
And then Elvis's Mansion.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, which I mean, I...
Do you know what's fourth?
No.
Where's the Fresh Prince House?
It's not on there. Oh, no, no. Can I say what's fourth? No. Where's the Fresh Prince house? It's not on there.
Oh, no, no.
Can I say what fourth is?
What?
It'll be San Francisco.
You know, the Olsen twins.
Full house.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I love that house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, how much for the Brady Bones house?
It's now on sale for US $1.88 million,
which is New Zealand $2.77 million.
It's a bargain.
Yeah, well, if you live in Auckland.
I was going to say.
You watch Iron Man?
I've seen the first one.
When you see it, does it get you excited and go,
I want to do that?
Kind of.
Yeah, right?
It makes me think that I'd love to have one of those suits.
Well, well.
No, you can't buy it.
Now you can.
No.
There is a suit, a jet suit, very similar to the Iron Man one that is now for sale and it's in a department store in the UK,
Selfridges, fancy department store.
You can now buy a jet suit.
What?
It does everything that the Iron Man suit does?
No.
No, it doesn't have rockets in it.
It doesn't make you bulletproof, but you can fly like Iron Man.
So it does one of the things.
Oh, man.
Take a gun with you.
What?
Can you actually fly?
Yes, you can fly it.
Listen to this.
What?
And I think this is what I would like to do because listen to the description of it.
It can reach speeds of 32 miles an hour
and an altitude of 12,000 feet.
Anyone can fly it with training and insurance.
It's made up of five mini jet engines,
one on the back and two on each arm,
which control direction.
In a strange way, a bit like riding a bike.
It's like riding a bike.
12,000 feet in the air and anyone can
do it. You know who I am? Anyone.
Are you going to get one?
How much is it?
A lot.
Well, it's $662,000
New Zealand.
But, you know what it'd be
great for? What? Finally get to use
that GoPro of mine.
Brie and Clint on ZDM. Spy.co.nz Obviously the huge What? Finally get to use that GoPro of mine.
Obviously the huge, biggest news in entertainment today is the Demi Lovato story.
The overdose, the trip to hospital and all the conflicting stories that have come out since then.
So this afternoon on the show, we have Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy,
who is in Hollywood, lives in Hollywood, to get the real story.
Dean, hello.
Hello, mate.
Hi, guys.
How are we?
We're going good.
Can you make heads or tails of this?
What is actually going on with Demi Lovato?
Yeah, that is, you know what, that is a million dollar question.
Look, let's start from the top.
This morning, paramedics were called to her home at 20 past 11 a.m. where she was unconscious from an apparent drug overdose.
Now, when the first responders got there,
it appeared to some of them that she was having a heroin overdose.
So that's where the heroin story came from.
It looks like to them that she was overdosing from heroin.
There was no heroin found.
In fact, there were no drugs found at all.
There will be no criminal investigation into this at all.
She was taken to hospital.
She was revived.
Right now, as we speak, she's in hospital.
She's at the Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Beverly Hills with her family.
She's recovering.
They've released a statement.
Their statement is they're not happy about how this is being reported because of the conflicting stories.
In fact, they even said that there are untrue and incorrect reports by the press being circulating right now.
We just want to focus on her health.
And that is kind of the main concern right now.
Here's the thing.
She never revealed at the time when she became conscious, she did not share what she'd taken.
They asked her and she wouldn't say.
And still, she hasn't said publicly what it was that she's taken.
Now, if you know much about Demi Lovato,
you'll know that for the last six years she's been sober, but before that she really has struggled with intense addiction to alcohol, cocaine.
She was in a treatment facility.
She lived in a sober living home for a year in 2011.
She once did an interview about being sober while on cocaine.
Wow.
Dean.
It's a real serious struggle for her.
It's an absolutely horrible story.
And obviously, like, she has struggled for a long time with addiction.
What's your experience been like?
You've lived in Hollywood for a long time.
Have you met her?
Have you seen her kind of, you know, in a frail state?
You know, that is an excellent question.
I've never met her. but one of my very dear friends
worked with her recently and he said to me,
this was a couple of months ago, that she'd been acting very erratic.
So when this happened today, I actually wasn't overly surprised.
In fact, not only was he commenting on her erratic behaviour,
but in April she actually cancelled a big leg of her tour,
which is very unusual for an artist because that's where they make their money.
She cancelled that.
And then, of course, her song came out, Sober, in June, where she confesses that she's kind of gone off the wagon again.
But the big thing is she is a child actor in Hollywood.
She's been in Hollywood since she was 10 years old.
And it is very, very common for this type of thing to happen.
Very, very, very common because they are surrounded in an unusual and unreal life.
Yeah.
And this is kind of where it goes.
It happens a lot more often than not.
Yeah.
It's Britney.
It's Macaulay Culkin.
It's everything, right?
It's totally horrible.
And I mean, I just thoughts and prayers are with Demi and her family right now.
Thank you so much for giving us the full story, Dean.
We appreciate it.
Dean McCarthy, Hollywood correspondent.
Brie and Clint on ZDM.