ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 26th 2018

Episode Date: July 26, 2018

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Brie and Clint on CDM. Are we? Just let me check. Yep. No, we are. Yeah, no, we are. No, we are. Cool, cool, cool. What is going on in this building today? We are literally the only people in this whole building that isn't taking part in a massive corporate party that's happening directly outside our studio. Yeah. It is the best party I've seen in ages. Everyone's in costume. Look at the alcohol they've got happening out there. No, but hey, Brie.

Yes. We're happy to be here. No, I'm happy to be here. We're happy to be here. We're enthusiastic. We've got big news too. No, but hey, Brie. Yes. We're happy to be here. No, I'm happy to be here. We're happy to be here. We're enthusiastic. We've got big news too. Yesterday, we talked about period poverty. That's right.

We addressed the big issues yesterday and we attempted to get a movement going. We have an update for you very shortly. I am so excited. We wanted to do something. We put it out to the universe and something has happened. Yeah.

We'll have an update for that just after 4.30. But next, a classic Waikato story. How much do I want to tell you about this? I saw it. You know what? And I literally just shook my head and went, that is the best story in the news today. Forget the radio tease.

Next, we're going to talk about a lady from Putaruru who got stuck in her own cat door. I'd like to take you to the South Waikato town of Putaruru this afternoon, Bree. A story that begins Putaruru's Caitlin Mays has learnt the hard way not to climb through

a cat door. Yeah, she got stuck. It's all over the news. I can't tell this story better than it reads. So please excuse me while I just read you the story, okay? Go for it. On Wednesday afternoon, Caitlin Mays and her partner arrived home to find themselves locked out of their home. Oh, no.

Not wanting to break any windows, Mays decided to squeeze herself through a cat door. Not a dog door. A cat door is tiny. A cat door. After managing to get half her body through the flap, she became stuck. Oh, well, that's a good effort.

I popped the shield bit off. It was just the frame, and I got my head and arm through, but I couldn't quite reach the lock, May said. I said, I'm gonna try and come back out now but I was stuck. May's

knew she'd had to face the embarrassment of finding the fire brigade. Keep it together. However, there was another problem. Originally, my partner had got his arm through with a water bottle and thought that he could push the latch with the water bottle he was using his phone as a reflection so he could see what he was doing but he'd left his phone inside the house no so with my one trapped arm i had to to reach out, unlock his phone,

dial 111 and put it on speaker. Can you imagine what that call would sound like? Yeah. Hi. I'm stuck in a cat door. I'm in Putaruru and I'm stuck in my cat door. I said, please, I am stuck in the cat door. We're almost done.

Fortunately, one of the volunteer firefighters was a qualified builder. They unscrewed the door and had to get a saw to saw my head out of the door. It's good to have a laugh about it now. And hey, we got a new cat door. That story is epic. All I can think about is being like, oh, that's probably something I would do. She's a living legend. She is a true Kiwi Hall of Famer.

We tried to track her down on Facebook. Yeah, I think. We found her Facebook. I think she's being bombarded with requests. I think they want her on Seven Sharp. They want her on Jimmy Kimmel. She's famous. She's famous. She's Cat Door Lady. I really want some perspective. The picture they've gone with on the paper, she's looking through the cat door and her whole face takes up the cat door. It's pure comedy.

But I want to see how big she is. Like that she thought she could fit. I've got cats. I've seen the cat door. And they barely fit through the cat door. Like where in her mind did she think, oh, I've got a chance here? Like surely not. Surely she didn't ever think she was going to make it.

People of Putaruru recognise your queen. Like seriously. Now, throne her! Here's your challenge this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. It's a very simple one. You can text 9696. Where did you get stuck? I don't know if you're going to top that story this afternoon,

but we'll take anything. We'll take what we can get. Where did you get stuck? Brie, can I get a breaking news bugle, like a siren, please? Putaruru woman becomes stuck in own cat door. She had to call 111

and get cut out of the door. They literally had to saw her door in half to get her out. She's got a great attitude. She's just happy that she got a new cat door out of it because the volunteer fireman in Putaruru was also a builder. Right. Would have been a new cat door out of it because the volunteer fireman in Putatadu was also a builder. Right. Would have been a new door as well, I'm assuming.

Oh, everything's new. Oh, the whole lot. Probably treat yourself to a new cat as well after that. So we're asking you this afternoon, 0800DIALZM, where'd you get stuck? Oh, everyone's been stuck at some point. You've been stuck? Yeah, I've been stuck.

Where'd you get stuck? I mean, there was at one point in my life where I didn't have enough money. I really wanted to go to a music festival. Didn't have enough money to go. Yeah. And I don't condone this at all. Might have tried to sneak in and I tried to wedge myself over this fence

and karma came back to bite me right in the butt because my jeans got caught on this one part of the fence and it ripped from the top of my crutch all the way back to my bum. Oh, atomic wedgie. Oh. It was bad. And you were just there for security. That's good.

It was bad. Casey, where did you get stuck? I got stuck in a dining room chair. Wow. What happened, Casey? So the room that the chair was in got flooded, so then I sat on the chair all good. Then I put my knee on it to kneel on it, and it cracked in the middle.

So the cushion fell out, and I went through the chair. Oh, God. At least it was your knee and not your butt stuck in the dining room chair, because that would be. Yeah, well, someone had to go and get someone to rescue me. And I was at boarding school, and the person that looked after us just laughed at the person. And then I said, no, we're being serious. No, we're serious.

This is life or death. And they were like, Casey, just take a seat, all right? Stacey, where did you get stuck? In a laundry chute. What were you doing, Stacey? So my mum took us to a family friend's and I was the only girl out of three or four boys, and they thought it would be a great idea to, you're the smallest, you're the only girl,

we'll flick you down there, you'll go down real fast, it'll be fine. All good until my bottom. And just me, bum, out. Left me in there for about 10, 15 minutes, which felt like an hour, and then of course our parents found us, and yeah, we're not allowed to play alone anymore.

How did they get you out? Did they buddy you up and then push you through? They literally just thought, oh, you're small. That's fine. We'll push you in. The dolls fit down, and yeah. I just need a visual, and I can see you getting stuck at the hips part.

I just need to know, had you gone in head first, so you were facing down the chute, or legs first? I had gone head first. Oh, that's even worse. Yeah. Thinking I'm ready to go, and then there's just hips and butt and legs just dancing around in the air. The boys would have had a good view at least.

Okay. Kelly, where did you get stuck? I got stuck way back in the day. Auckland Zoo used to have this kind of theatre, and they had these movie chairs. I got my foot stuck in the back of the movie chair and they just saw the chair in half to get my foot out. Oh, that is so embarrassing. It was my eighth birthday as well.

That is traumatising for an eight-year-old. When they have to bring in tools for the rescue and they're cordoning off the area, you're in trouble. These are too good. So we're going to take a look at more. Tash, where did you get stuck? In my child's car seat. Oh, good.

What were you doing, Tash? So the seatbelt comes down up, you know, in behind the car seat, so I wedged my arm in there to try and clip it in and sort of got a little bit stuck and got into a bit of a panic. So I rang my husband and he didn't answer. So I continuously rang into his workmate,

answered the phone, obviously thinking something's happened because she's ringing and ringing and ringing. And what do I do? I'm stuck in this car seat and the last thing I want to do is call the firefighter gate because I'm a volunteer firefighter. Oh, and they would, yeah, yeah, okay. That would be your crew. You should have just cut yourself out, Dash.

Text from the text machine. I got stuck in, no, I got stuck on a toilet in hospital. They had to use a hoist to lift me off. The suction was so much that my whole bottom got a huge hickey. What? How is that even possible? Last one. Sarah, where did you get stuck? Okay, so it wasn't me.

It was my 18-month-old daughter. Yeah. You know how at the food court and stuff they have those toy machines with the claws? Yes. Yeah, skill tester. It was a really big toy, so it had a really big drop slot

thing, and my 18-month-old worked out she could climb up and inside it. How good is that? Sarah, how many dollars did you have to put in before you won her? Brie and Clint on ZDM. Clint, around this time yesterday, we started

talking about how Countdown announced the scheme to cut the cost of women's sanitary products in an effort to help fight period poverty in New Zealand. Yeah, and I think for a lot of people, you introduced the term period poverty. Which is a real thing. It is, yeah, and once it's explained, you can understand it's definitely a real thing. And a lot of women in this country and around the world struggle every single month, you know, to pay for products that we can't help it. This is a natural thing that we get. You said something to me today that really opened my eyes to the situation. You reckon that each period costs about 20 bucks. I think so. Like if you're using a certain amount of

tampons or a certain amount of products, if you put it all together once a month, you're paying about that. That's $240 a year. That's a lot of money. It's a fair amount. I hope I did that math right. Like for a single mother and she might have daughters, like it's a lot of money.

So you said yesterday that you would like us to do something. We don't know what it is, but we'd like to do something, right? We want to help. And we put out the call if anyone was listening to help us out. Maybe they can supply us with some tampons and we can distribute it like out to the country or something.

Yeah, we have the means of getting them there. We just don't have the product. We've got the platform and we put out the call and I'm very, very excited, Clint, that we actually got someone who called us back. And it's a company here in New Zealand called OI.

Very cool company. Organic Cotton Tampons. Is that right? Heather from OI joins us right now. Heather Ware, hello. Welcome. Hi, thank you. We're so excited to have you here.

And we're super excited about potentially what you can do for us here at ZM and the listeners of ZM. Well, we would like to help out. We'd love to give you 1,000 packs to give away to help with that period poverty. That's incredible. 1,000 packets, 1,000 things of tampons. That's mega. Like that's a big,

that's a big gesture, right? That is huge. There's a cost involved to anybody who's producing them. And you guys are a Kiwi company as well. It's not like you're a mega multinational type thing. So for you guys to come forward with that and meet the call as well, that's huge. You would be repped to do it. Yeah. Why did you want to get involved when you heard, obviously, you know, Countdown was dropping the prices. this is a problem in this country, people struggling to pay for these, why did you guys want to come on board at OI? Well, a couple of reasons. We already do give away product to ROAR, women who have come out of prison

and trying to, who are in that period poverty area. Yeah. And also to some lower decile schools in Wellington, we did the same thing, but this was a bigger scale. Yeah. And we wanted people to try our product, obviously, because it's pure organic cotton and isn't full of synthetics or chemicals. This is a huge thing and no one's doing this

and I'm glad we're doing it. It's sort of breaking the taboo of talking about it as well. I don't know if you can tell, but it's not a subject that me as a man, I usually talk about. And you're doing well. You know what I really love, Heather, too, is yesterday when we started talking about this and I was like, Clint, I want to do this and I want to give away tampons and stuff.

And you were a bit like, oh, that's a bit, oh. And I was like, it's not and it doesn't have to be. And we have an opportunity to do something awesome here. Look, when I got into this job, I thought we'd be giving away movie tickets. Now we're giving away tampons and I'm okay with it. I'm actually excited to be a part of a movement like this

which is actually going to benefit some people. The people at OI, Heather, you guys are going to put up a thousand units, so a thousand boxes, yeah? Yeah. We are going to find a way to get this to the people, Bree? Yeah, we're going to orchestrate something next week, Heather, where we're going to take your guys' product, which is amazing, and we're going to deliver that to the people

of New Zealand in some way. We haven't figured out all the details just yet. I just want to float one idea. Heather, how do you feel about helicopter drop? Oh, I like it. I reckon it'll be fun to catch in there quite little. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Let's talk about the best show on New Zealand television. Now, nearly everyone should know what that is.

Is that the introduction to Harry Potter? No. It's Survivor, mate. Survivor New Zealand. You know how into it I am this season. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't know until I watched your Instagram story. And you are a, you're nutty.

I'm a super fan. You're a super fan. That's a nicer way of putting it. I'm into it. I think they've done an amazing job with this season. And you're talking about Survivor New Zealand, right? Yes, Survivor New Zealand. It's great.

There's been twists and turns and all kinds of stuff happening. Is it as good as the, you know, the Miracle? I think so. They've done a great job. Really? You know, and obviously they've got a lesser budget, but they've done really well, mate. Now, there's going to be spoilers, guys.

So if you don't want the spoilers, I'd probably not listen. But I did capture myself watching the latest episode, moving into the finale, which is on Sunday night. This was me watching the episode leading into it earlier today. I know this will mean probably nothing to anyone on here, but I'm catching up on the latest episode of Survivor New Zealand and I can't deal with it. So it's down to two people.

If Tess drops, she goes tonight. And everyone wants Dave to win because they've all got an alliance. She's the underdog. She's not giving up. This is the best. Oh, my God. 80. Oh, shit.

Yes. It's so good. The twists, the turns, the blind sides. I can't deal with it. It's fantastic***ing fantastic. We had to cut more swear words out of that than you realise because this is a woman possessed by Survivor New Zealand. Gets me going, mate.

When's the final? This Sunday night is the final. Oh, it's all over. There's three people left. We find out who will be the ultimate survivor. And I know there's a lot of people listening right now who probably haven't seen an episode. That's me.

That's you, mate. And I feel like I need to educate you. In case you want to watch the finale on Sunday, I can give you the rundown of everything that's happened. Oh, but I don't have time. What about, how about, all right, mate. How about I will give you the real short version maybe in a minute. 60 Second Survivor.

Rundown. Okay, yeah, hang on. Let me just get this. 60 seconds. I've got to take a breath here. Hold on, wait. You can sum up the whole season in 60 seconds. All right, are you ready?

Yeah, I'm ready. Here you go. Look at me. Yep. Good luck. So I've New Zealand season two, Thailand, 40 days in the middle of nowhere, a quarter of a million dollars is the prize money.

18 contestants were divided into two teams, Chani and Kangkow. Kangkow wins reward and immunity and we say goodbye to Chani member and first to go, Yost. Kangkow win reward and immunity again and we see Chani second member to leave, Carla. Chani wins reward but loses immunity again and they vote out Frankie.

Kangkow lose and we see the first real blind side of the show and Keisha is sent home. Over the next four episodes, we see an even split of Kung Kau and Chani members leave, which is Liam, Josh, JT, who had the bad case of diarrhoea, and Dylan, who was caught in a mega blindside. Dave finds an idol and just before merge,

then we have merge. Matt wins individual immunity and leads two massive merge blindsides in a row. And he sends home Aaron and Brad. Adam wins Immunity, and Renee from Charny goes out fighting, but is booted from Tribal. Lisa gets scheming to send Matt packing. They stumble across an Immunity idol together.

Matt wins Immunity. Lisa has a cry, and Eve is voted out to go. Lisa continues to scramble behind the scenes to get rid of Matt, and she gets her wish as Dave takes out the Immunity, and Lisa pulls off the biggest blindside of the season and sends Matt packing. Tess takes out the last two Immunity challenges in biggest blind side of the season and sends Matt packing. Tess takes out the last two immunity challenges in a row and her bestie Adam and Tara.

They're sent. Lisa leaving. Four, three. Leaving Lisa, Dave and Tess as the final three of the season. Did you get any of that? Nah, not a thing. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Time for Birthday Banger.

Hey, it's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. Every day, same time, we get your birthdays, we put them into a computer, and then we mess with the music here because we play the songs that were number one on your 16th birthday.

Yeah, the ones that you wouldn't normally hear on this station, perhaps. The ones you haven't heard for a while. Those are the ones that stand out. Let's go with Kaylee first. Hi, Kaylee. Yeah, the ones that you wouldn't normally hear on this station, perhaps. The ones you haven't heard for a while. Those are the ones that stand out. Let's go with Kaylee first. Hi, Kaylee. Hi, Kaylee. Hey, guys.

How's it going? Good. How are you? Great, thanks. That's good. What's your birthday? December 9th, 1995. Okay, Kaylee, you were 16 in 2011 on the 9th of December,

and this was Top of the Charts. We found love in a whole different place. We found love in a whole differentarts. Bit of RiRi. No, bit of Kelvin. Banger. Oh, yeah. Absolute banger. We found love.

Hold there, Kayleigh. We might play that this afternoon. Rock solid option. Let's go to not Kayleigh. We just went to her. Let's go to Jo. Hi, Jo. Hello, Jo.

Hi. What's your birthday? The 28th of the 2nd, 92. Okay, Jo, you were 16 in 2008 on the 28th of February, and on that day, this was top of the charts. Oh, my God, two years apart and it's still RiRi. Back-to-back RiRi, baby. You get Rihanna, Don't Stop the Music.

How does that make you feel? I kind of prefer the other song. Yeah, I think I do like the other Rihanna song. No, we all do, but it's your birthday banger. Let's go one more. Let's go to Tanya. Hello, Tanya. Hi, how are you?

Good, how are you? Good, thank you. Good, what's your birthday? 9th of July, 1973. Okay, Tanya, you were 16 in 1989. Great year on the 9th of July, and this was top of the charts. For those who don't know and have never heard this before, this is a group called Rockset.

Wait for it. How's that make you feel, Tanya? I love it. I went to their concert when they came to Brisbane. Oh, I'll bet you did. I bet it was rocking. Wait there. All right.

So two Rihanna songs, one that we like more than the other, and Rock Set from 1989. I feel like we've played We Found Love. In Birthday Banger. I feel like we have. Producers, have we played We Found Love in Birthday Banger? No, we haven't. Not yet.

No, we haven't played it. Are you sure? No, we've played Umbrella. Oh, okay. Yeah. Right. Have we played Roxette? No.

Are you sure? So sure. I'm voting Roxette. You're voting Roxette. Well, I'm voting We Found Love. Okay. Got to go to the producers. Got to go to the producers. Got to go to the producers.

I'd probably go Rihanna as well. Which Rihanna? What's wrong with Roxette? It's just old. I don't know if I'm feeling it. It's not a classic. Yeah. It's not a classic old, you know?

No one's ever gone up to the DJ and said, No, that's fair. Where is this? Here we go This is for you Oh no not you Jo You're the other Rihanna This is for you Kaylee

Yeah Kaylee Yeah I got a finger on my hand Thank you You're welcome Here's Birthday Banger ZM ZM Bree and Clint That is Birthday Banger And side by side As it shines in a whole new light

ZM, Bree and Clint, that is Birthday Banger. It is Rihanna and Calvin Harris, We Found Love. I am copying it a little bit on the text machine for saying that Rock Set is not a classic. From 1989, the other option. I mean, I picked it. I'm like the Birthday Banger crusader in here. Yeah, but I'm just surprised people sending that in know how to text.

Oh, gotcha. Oh, Clint, shots fired, man. Just a brie. And Clint on ZDM. Clint, I think I've been invited to the most random, strange date night ever. Hang on, what do you mean you've been invited to a date night? Are you going on a date? So it's not my date, but I have been invited to come along to a date.

Or is it like a group situation? No, it's not a group situation. Damn, are you going to like a slingers club? No. Leave your keys at the door, just chuck them in the bowl, we'll all pull them out later. I'll take any invites I can at the moment. So my mate Inga, she's from Germany.

She's been living in New Zealand for a couple of years. Inga. She loves a bit of Tinder, the old Inga. Oh, yeah. She loves a bit of Tinder. And she's met this guy on Tinder. Inga the German Tinder wizard. Exactly right.

And they've organised for their first date to be at her flat where her other flatmates will be, and they've organised to play chess for their first date. It gets worse. Yeah. So they also have to drink whiskey. That's the drink of choice for the night. I can get into that, yeah.

I mean, tough if you're not into whiskey. Like, it's a very distinct drink, but yeah. There's multiple friends of Inga's going. I'm one of them. Wait. And we're also watching Love Island whilst we're playing chess. Does the date get to bring friends as well, or is it like a five-on-one situation?

I think he might be bringing one friend. God. And I said, when I got this invite over text message, I looked at it and then I looked at it again and I went, what the hell are they talking about? Because you don't even live there. No. You're just showing up for it.

First of all, I got invited over there for a dinner and then turns out it's actually been this chess weird date night Love Island thing. So does everyone play chess? Yes. So there's multiple chess boards. I think there's going to be like a chess round robin. You know a game of chess can take hours, right? Not if you're good, which I doubt any of us are going to be any good.

I can't even remember how to play. But I'm just thinking, can the date get any worse? Like you don't even really talk when you're playing chess. No. And for me, someone who's super competitive. That's the other bit. It's going to get real awkward. Like have you ever, like imagine you go on a date with a girl and on the first date she punches you because she's so competitive. Are you talking about me? Yeah, I'm talking about you. I've never met Inga. I'm sure Inga's a lovely person. You, on the other hand, are going to ruin the whole vibe of chestnut

because you'll be screaming, this is bullshit! This is bullshit! He messages her and he's like, I can't get involved with you. Your friends are very hostile. In case you forgot, Winston Peters is currently the Prime Minister of our country.

How did that happen? Our other Prime Minister got hapu and had to go have a baby. That's right. She had a kid. She had a kid. And by all accounts, she's going well. And by all accounts, he's going well too. He's not pulling any punches though.

I didn't realise this, but on Monday, he may have started a trans-Tasman war with our closest neighbours, home of the Thomas L family, the Australians. I heard about this. The flag, right? Yeah. He's come out and claimed that Australia copied our flag. I love what he says. He's a loose unit, hey.

He just goes rogue. He said Australia copied our flag and they should change theirs. Just out of nowhere. There's no flag referendum happening. There's nothing this is this is exactly this is

this is Winston Peters words here we had a flag which we've had for a long time copied by Australia and they should actually change their flag and honour the fact that we got there first

with this design shots fired I just love that he's such a loose cannon I don't know whose flag it is who cares who

well nah the flags aren't that great anyway nah not who cares if Prime Minister Such a loose cannon. I don't know whose flag it is. Who cares? Well, nah. The flags aren't that great anyway. Nah, not who cares. If Prime Minister Winston Peters wants a fight, you know what? I'll back Prime Minister Winston Peters. Winston Peters, run at me, mate. If you hadn't figured out by now, Breeze Australian.

It's just another one of those things to chuck on the list. It's always the fight of whose was it first. Was it Kiwis? Was it Aussies? Now, the very simple way to sort this out would be for me and you to argue about it. But that's not good radio. No, and I don't know that either of us are qualified enough. No, we're too stupid.

Have we been around long enough? Not really. I've invited a seasoned professional. This is against my knowledge, and I'm telling you this is a bad idea. Someone wise beyond our years. Someone with a plethora of knowledge in trans-Tasman issues. Debatable. Please welcome to the show your mother, Mama Di.

Hello, Mum. Hello, guys. How are you? Hang on, I've got this for you. Hang on, I've got this for you. Hang on. How's country Queensland treating your mum? Really good. It's good to be home, actually. I'm going to, well, we both are.

We're going to try and figure a couple of things out once and for all. What we have is a list of items disputed as to which country they belong to, much like the flag, which is now up for grabs. We have a list of things, and you need to tell us, Mama Di, if they belong to Australia or if they belong to New Zealand. Do you reckon you can do that for us? Oh, gee, I can have a go, but I guarantee you that we had the flag first.

Well, you've got to talk to Winston Peters about that. Mate, can I just warn you? She's so biased. Yeah. Like, I need to try and shut her up sometimes. So just so we're clear, you're deciding for us if they are Australian... ...or Kiwi. They're Finny.

They're Finny. They're Finny. They're Finny. All right, Mum, are you ready? Yes. I'm ready. Hit her with the first one, Cleo. First item, the Pavlova.

Oh. Australian or Kiwi? Definitely Australian because that was made for an opera singer when she visited Australia. She also visited New Zealand too as well. Yeah, she came to New Zealand too. Nah. It's Australian.

All right, fine. All right, Mum. What about Keith Urban? Oh, he's definitely an Aussie. Come on. Why? Why is he an Australian? Because he's hot as.

All right. He's so good. Mum, he's actually a Kiwi. Well, that's okay. No, she said Australia. How about Lorde, the singer? actually a Kiwi. Well, that's okay. No, she said Australia. Get to with the next one. How about Lorde, the singer? Oh, definitely Kiwi.

We can have her. You can let us have her. You know, you could just claim her if you want. No, no, no. We want her because she's very talented too. But she is what? She's a Kiwi. Ba-mini, e-fini, ba-mini, e-fini.

The problem is that the internet was around when she got big, so we can't even claim her. And it's tough to claim a child. It's very difficult. Mum, what about the meat pie? Oh. I'd have to be Aussie, wouldn't I? Why?

Oh, because it's such a, you know, iconic meal. I mean, come on. Yeah, it doesn't make it Australian. Four and 20, Mum. We eat them here too. Yeah, exactly. You've had a BP butter chicken? No.

I think that's Indian. Well, that's a very good point. No, we'll give you the meat pie at this point. Okay, Mama Di, how about Weet-Bix kids? Are they Aussie kids or Kiwi kids? Definitely, I think it might be both. Great answer. I don't have a button for that.

I think that's thigh, that one. Okay, we'll draw that one, sure. We'll draw a line in the sand. What about, Mum, the amazing horse, um, far lap? Oh, definitely Aussie. No. He's Kiwi. He's a Kiwi.

No. Fine, all right. You're the judge here. Good on. Good on. Good on. Come on. Just a couple more and let's do them rapid fire, okay?

Um, Sonny Bill Williams. Oh, Kiwi. Thank you. Bad Mini. Bad Mini. Nicole Kidman. Aussie. Yeah, all right.

Stan Walker. Oh, Kiwi. Okay, thank you. Bad Mini. Bad Mini. Bad Mini. Bad Mini. The Lamington.

Aussie. There's a trend here. Yeah. Mum just thinks all the food products are from Australia. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable.

Talented. Athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Very simple game. You're up against someone who claims to have the best movie knowledge in the country.

Someone who believes they can pick a movie based off a few words about the plot. Can you stop turning it up so much? Someone who is currently sitting at three games to nil. Can you smell that? Yeah. Like Nirvana said, it smells like winning spirit. I don't know what was worse, that or my God is a wombat joke.

Either way, we're in this sinking ship together. Here's how the game works. We're going to bring our first person on to play on behalf of the people, Siobhan. Siobhan, Bree, your buzzers are your name, okay? You do not need to wait for me to finish the plot. As soon as you feel like you know it, in you buzz. Do you understand, Chanel? Siobhan. Got it. Got you understand, Chanel? Siobhan.

Got it. Got it. Bring it, Siobhan. Let's not mess around here this afternoon. And you know what? Just to keep it simple, seeing as Brie is just Brie and yours is longer, I'll accept Shiv, okay? Shiv, all right.

Shiv. Love it. First plot, good luck to all contestants playing. It's best of three. Okay. Plot, good luck to all contestants playing. Okay. It's best of three. Okay. Plot number one. Michael, a homeless teen has drifted in and out of the school system for years. Bree.

Bree. Oh, I love that movie. Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side. That's correct. Yay! That was good. That was good. Thanks, Siobhan.

I should have known you were a Sandra Bullock type person. I love Sandra Bullock. She's so hot. Well, she won't be in the next one. I love Sandra Bullock. She's so hot. Well, she won't be in the next one. Chad. Hi, Chad. Hi, Chad.

Simple buzzer for you, mate. Chad. Okay. Wait. Test it out for us. Chad. No. Can I get a bit of emphasis?

Oh, Chad. Yeah, good. Oh, yeah. I like that. Here we go, Chad. Just again, you do not need to wait for me to finish. By the way, if someone buzzes and gets it wrong, I will give the other person a chance at the plot before continuing the plot.

Okay. Here we go. Plot number two. Our hero lives a simple life with people of his kind until a wizard arrives and convinces him to join a group of dwarves. Bree! Bree.

Join a group of dwarves. Bree. Bree. Join a group of dwarves. Is it Snow White and the Huntsman? That's incorrect. Chad, I'm going to give you a stab at it right now. This is a free guess, okay? If you get this wrong, I'll carry on with the plot and you'll get another chance. Is it Lord of the Rings? Incredibly close.

Here we go. Our hero lives a simple life with people of his... Is it The Hobbit? Get in there, son! Rob. Chad. That's it. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Oh my God, I've won! No, you've won. We don't even need to go to the last one. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Now, if you've won. We don't even need to go to the last one. Now, if you've been following our show for the last couple of weeks, you will know that this time of the day is officially the perm zone. Mission Perm Possible. Over the last couple of weeks, I've put to Clint Roberts, my friend,

to be the pioneer of the 80s hairstyle, the perm. You need it. It requires a caveat there. A 80s hairstyle, the perm. Ah, you need it. It requires a caveat there. A male perm. A male perm. We've called hairdressers to see how many male perms they've done in the last year. Not many. We put it to a vote to see what the people wanted.

They said a blonde tip perm. We've come to the conclusion that you will be getting a perm on Monday. Have you elaborated to the people that there's an issue with the blonde tippage, though? There is an issue with the blonde tippage. Unfortunately, you can't get a perm and blonde tips in the same sitting. You can't get it in the same week. So, it's now defaulted to you getting a perm with racing stripes. No, no, no, no, that's not the deal. We're just going to do straight perm.

No, it's racing stripes, mate. Can I say as anti as I've been, there is a perm wig in the building at the moment and I don't think I look that bad in it. I've put it on. Oh, here we go. If you want to see it. I actually look quite good with a perm.

Well, I've just put it on my Instagram. If you want to see it, it's Clintstagram with two Ms. Someone said that I look like Drake. Mate, you look like Jerry Seinfeld. I am wearing round glasses. I kind of look like a Jewish Harry Potter. But it doesn't matter. You look like Seth from the O.C.'s dad.

If you want to see it, go and have a look. I don't think I look that bad. It's giving me hope. No, you're killing it, mate. But you've been a bit down about getting a perm. Yeah, because I don't think I'm going to look that good. My hair's quite thin. You weren't really on board. I think you'll look great and I thought last night, I was at home

and I was like, what can I do to encourage my mate? Because you're one of my friends. I want you to be excited about it. You have a weird way of treating your friends. I want you to be excited about it. So I thought, I need to reach out to a celebrity so they can let you know that it's okay. And I thought, who's had the best curls in the biz since the 90s?

It's our mate Justin Timberlake. So what I've done, Clint. This is, I know what this is already. This is such a stretch. I've made a call out to my mate Justin. Not my real mate, just pretending. I've made a call out to my mate Justin. Not my real mate, just pretending. You've tagged him on Instagram. I've also tweeted him. Yeah.

Can I say? Yeah. Asking if he can endorse your perm so you can get excited about it. He rocked it back in the 90s. He hooked up with Britney. Don't you remember that double denim situation? He was rocking a perm. Just so you know, by the way.

Yeah. You know, you've tagged him in one Instagram. He has 50.6 million followers. Let's see now. I'm going to go onto my Instagram and check if he's seen the post. Are we ready?

Yeah, more than ready. Hold on. There's a few things. I tell you what. If he has seen it. Yes. If he's seen it. Yep. Right now, if he's seen it, I'll keep the perm for a whole month.

A whole month? Yeah. Oh, what? What about if he eventually endorses it? You've got to keep it for a month then. If he, yeah, this is such a long shot. Yeah. Okay.

If he endorses it. You will keep it for a month. If he endors, yeah, this is such a long shot. Yeah. Okay. If he endorses it. You will keep it for a month? If he endorses it, I'll do a full perm photo shoot. I like that idea. Now you're coming up with the ideas. All right. Has Justin Timberlake seen my posts on Instagram? Not at this stage.

I'm going to dance for Justin Timberlake every day until he replies with an endorsement. Yeah, great. That'll do it. Have you seen my dancing mate? He'll love it. Has he? The perm is going down on Monday and it's getting shaved off on Wednesday at this stage.

It's going to be going down in the perm. Oh, in the studio. You're going to be getting a perm in studio on Monday. My brother was robbed over the weekend. His car was stolen from outside my parents' house. That's horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's always...

Well, it's annoying more than anything. Well, yeah, it's horrible. It's not... Was anything, like, in the car that was like of, you know? Yeah, probably his ciggies and his lighter. Not an expensive car though. We're talking about a $2,500 car. Not the point though.

A car is always expensive to you because it's what you can afford, right? Yeah. So they took the car and then they recovered it within 24 hours. They found the car not far away, like a couple of blocks away from my parents' house. So someone's obviously jumped in it, went for a joyride and then... Whatever they wanted to do.

Or maybe they got in there like, oh, this car smells like ciggies. I don't want it. I don't know. This is the weird bit though. Nothing is missing from the car. Is the car damaged? They haven't ripped up the stereo.

Car's not damaged. Oh, the ignition's a bit damaged from where they had to jam a screwdriver into it. Okay. But that's fixable. There was a bit of change in the ashtray that hasn't been taken. Instead, they've left something. What did they

leave? In the back of the car, well, this is what the police said. The police rang and said, hey, we found your car. By the way, did you have an electric lawnmower in your car when it was stolen? What do you mean? So, whoever's taken the way, did you have an electric lawnmower in your car when it was stolen? What do you mean? So whoever's taken the car has gifted us an electric lawnmower.

Does it work? Yes. That's amazing. I was picturing like they left their sunglasses or something in the car. No, no. They left a full, and for the life of me, I can't figure out why. Because here's some scenarios to run through. They stole an electric lawnmower and they were like,

shit, we need to get this home. Let's steal a car to take it home. Plausible, not practical. Two, they steal the car and then on the way, they see an electric lawnmower and they're like, might as well grab that too, chuck it in. Again, if you're in a stolen car, you're not stopping. 0800 dial ZM.

Was that you? And can you explain what happened? Because we would love to know. All I'm saying is if you wanted to gift my family an electric lawnmower, there are way easier ways you could have done it. Brie and Clint on ZDM. You know how I was telling you about my flat inspection family and electric lawnmower, there are way easier ways you could have done it. You know how I was telling you about my flat inspection the last couple of weeks? Oh, yeah.

The one that got delayed and delayed and delayed. And it was meant to be last week and then it was meant to be the end of last week and now it was this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Finally happened yesterday. Oh, good. And I think I nearly failed it. Okay. And it was all to do with myself,

who I was the only person home in the flat. I live with other people. And I said, I'll take care of it, guys. It'll be fine. My landlord said she would be over at 9.30. And I said, great. I can get up, get organised, and it'll be all good. You can be up at 9.30 like a normal human being.

Congratulations. I ended up sleeping until quarter past nine. Now, that is the problem with this job. You know, because we don't get to work until lunchtime. It's hard to motivate yourself. It's very tempting just to stay in bed, especially if you're single like you are and there's no one else getting up for work.

I can just sleep on through, mate. Or wake up and cry. And I kind of rolled out of bed and I did my morning routine, put my earrings in and then I went to the bathroom. And so at this point it was about 9.20 and I had about 10 minutes

to get ready. Had you remembered the inspection? No, I hadn't. I wasn't thinking about it. I was in my own world. Went to the bathroom. Cool. And at that time in the morning, Clint, you know I'd had a big dinner the night before. Oh, alright. I'm just saying. Alright. I was doing my normal

things, mate. Alright, yep. And then afterwards I was standing there and I've kind of walked out of my bathroom and it's hit me that my landlord was going to be over within five minutes. And at this point, mate, it was a danger zone in there. You are just one of the grimmest people I know. I am just keeping it real.

I'm keeping it real. It's a normal thing. Light a match. Use some air freshener. Open a window. I literally put on every candle I own, right? But it wasn't going to cover the smell before she got there. So what happened when she got there?

I've tried to distract her away from my room as long as possible. She must have thought that I was hiding something in my room. I don't know what she thought, but she knew something was up. And she knew I was trying to steer her away from my room. So what happened? So you take her on this tour of the house. I took her on the full tour. She actually built the property so she knows the whole place back to front.

Eventually it got to the point where we had to go into my room and you know what? I could tell by the look on her face we understood each other. She literally looked around. She goes, everything looks fine. I'll be on my way. Brie and Clint on ZDM.