ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 27th 2018

Episode Date: July 27, 2018

Did Siri text someone by accident?We have a new billboardKim Crossman’s catBirthday BangerLeaving chips and dip at a partyMatt Chisholm from Survivor NZClint loves the Koru clubIs this the best parking hack?Clint checks in on Bree’s lifeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brie and Clint on ZDM. Kia ora New Zealand and happy Friday. Happy Friday to you, Clinton. Or happy Friday to you especially, Brie. Why's that? As we sit here and plough our face with deep fried Uber Eats. How good's the show chip? Yeah, we have a show chip, by the way.

Everybody should have their own chip. And when you find your perfect chip, it's a beautiful thing. Stick to it. It's this particular chip from this one place find your perfect chip, it's a beautiful thing. Stick to it. It's this particular chip from this one place, and we order it all the time for the show. It's got peri-peri. Anyway, enough about us, and we're probably making you hungry too. Bree needed deep fried food because she went out last night.

I love how you play it off like I needed it. You wanted it too, but yes, I did need it. Thank you. It was a good night. Had a few too many Friday rosés on a Thursday night my friend but we're here

we are ship shape and we're ready for a big afternoon including another crack at the secret sound oh I'm wild about this by the way why? someone's guest

this morning they guest heard about this this morning let me jog you back to yesterday oh you're angry well yesterday 5pm

the guest on our show closing the metal clamp on a ring binder. You've got a ring binder there. Do it. So they thought it was this. Bring down. Yep. Do you have the secret sound?

Not a bad guest. Oh, yeah. I can get the secret sound as well. Yep. So that was the guest on our show yesterday. Here, I've got the ring binder. Let's see how close it is. You ready?

Bring down the bed. So this is what they guessed. This is got the ring binder Let's see how close it is You ready? Bring down the bed So this is what they guessed This is the actual ring binder And then this is the secret sound Oh yeah It's a little bit far off Anyway, this morning at 8am Someone else called through And guessed the sound of a ring binder being closed

Obviously not listeners of the Brian Clint show You don't have to be a listener though, but if you're going to have a go, go and look at the things that have already been guessed. Because that's a whole guess gone now. If you're going to put in all the work to try and get through, because trust me, there are thousands of people calling and if you do get through and you waste your

guess on something that's already been done, devastating. Yeah, it is devastating. So have a look at the list. I can tell you today on Belle's show, she had an automatic car. If you are shifting the gear change, good guess. Okay. But not the right one as well. We've eliminated that.

The full list is at ZM Online, and you can check them out before you make your guess on our show at 5 o'clock. Yeah, just after 5, we're going to do that. Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, tune. Up next, you've got another beef with Siri. Oh, she stitched me up. I can't wait to tell this story.

Big time. Here's T-Bane ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. I have been right royally stitched up today by my friend in my phone, Siri. I found out something about you today that I didn't think you would do. What? We were in the car and you pick up your phone and all of a sudden you say, Siri, text Ben McDowell, our producer.

Yeah. Sorry, Ben. He's like, why are you saying my name on the air? Ben McDowell, you can find him on Instagram. You'll hate it. Anyway, yeah, yeah, I use Siri to write my messages. Yeah, you like talk to her and actually use her. I never.

Oh, but it's better than texting and driving, you know? You can do it if it's just because I've got a windscreen mount because I'm a cool guy for my iPhone. And you've also got that Bluetooth headset that you use. Yeah, I've got the Bluetooth headset. You look so cool when you walk around the building with your Bluetooth headset. They are cool.

You're such a cool guy. Anyway, to save us, seeing as I was transporting you, Miss Precious Cargo, I had to leave my car at work because I had too many beers afterwards. All right. I said, hey, Siri, text Ben and tell him. Oh, she's doing it now. No, go away, Siri. And tell him we're coming in hot because we were on our way to work.

And next minute, two minutes later, you look down at the phone. We weren't driving at this point. And you go, oh. She's text two people. She didn't just text Ben. So she's text Ben. And then who else did she text? Tell everyone who else Siri decided to text.

She text a girl from my past. Tell the story. She text a girl who I hooked up with when I was 17. Oh, my God. 17. And how long since you've spoken? Probably that long again. No, at least 10 years.

Why is Siri picking that person? Why did she pick it? Is the name similar to Ben's? No. It's not even anywhere close. The name is Karen. What the hell? She's out to get you. And the message is already gone because it

said, do you want to send the message? And I just hit yes without looking at it. So I sent I'm coming in hot to a girl. Is that what you said? Oh my god. I think I said we're coming in hot, but either way the connotations are there. You know, she did the same thing to me just this week. I went to text Ross Boss

and I sent some message and it was like hey man, what are you up to? And it did a group iMessage with Ross Boss and my previous boss at the other radio station. You're joking. I caught that one just in time and I didn't send it. Not at Morge FM. Rhymes with that.

That boss, it's just so awkward. It's just That is so awkward It's just You need to be careful Could have been worse Because you don't know What she's writing And you don't know

Who you're sending it to I'm not sure we can trust her I mean could have been worse You could have been sending You know a nude Like you usually send To our producer Hey so could have been worse

What's the Android one Bixby as well Same situation I didn't even know That existed Maybe you use Or maybe you use Okay Google Whatever you use Maybe you use Alexa To send your messages I'd like to know as well. Same situation. I didn't even know that existed. Maybe you use OK Google, whatever you

use. Maybe you use Alexa to send your messages. I'd like to know as well every time you're listening to us in the radio, if we say, hey Siri, does it work on anyone's phone? Oh, there it goes. Hey Siri, text dad and ask if I was adopted.

Clint! No, we want to know this afternoon on 0800 DOLLS at M or you can text us on 9696. When did Siri stitch you up? Yeah. When did your phone? Who did she text for you? Doesn't have to be Siri. Call now.

0800 dial ZM. How much mess did it land you in? Brie and Clint, ZM. Text us on 9696. Be quiet. Brie and Clint ZM. Text us on 9696. Be quiet. Brie and Clint on ZM. So we're on our way to work today and we're running a bit late and then I see my mate here, Clinton, pick up his phone

and then you speak into the phone and you ask Siri to text our producer. You've got to stop saying the S word, by the way. We are getting so many texts from people whose phones we are sending off. What, saying, hey Siri? No, no, no, no, no, no. Like people listening on iHeartRadio and stuff, it like keeps cancelling out what they're listening to. Hey Siri, call Sarah.

Just call her the S word or the S lady, okay? The S lady. Yeah, so the S lady texts the person I intended to text and a former relation. A girl you hooked up with when you were 17. Yeah, all right. Someone from my distant... Have you heard back from her? That's the question I wanted to ask.

The message says, I'm coming in hot and I have not heard back. Anyway, we're asking, has your AI ticked someone for you badly? My bum has before. Your bum? Yeah, you know when you butt dial someone or you butt text someone? I don't know if that's artificial intelligence.

A... no. Ane, no. Kim Kardashian's is. From the text machine. My name is Anne. I was talking crap about a person and then... Oh my God. My phone picked up on that and starts texting that person our whole conversation talking about how I think she's a...

No! No! S-word and a whole lot of bad stuff. Oh my God! It doesn't say whether she intercepted it in time or not, but that is a nightmare. And that's the issue with putting microphones everywhere. That's horrible.

We're constantly being recorded. Carmen. Hello, Carmen. Hi, guys. Who did she text? Yeah. Sorry, what was that? Who did she text, Carmen?

Well, it wasn't me, and she hasn't betrayed me. However, when Clint's talking, hey Siri, text dad and ask if I'm adopted, Siri decided to text dad. Great, Clint. Okay, well. Have you heard back from your dad, Carmen? Hopefully I'm not adopted. Is it a conversation you and dad need to have? I don't know. Do you want to thank me? Not really. You've just ruined her life.

I'm going to be left in the dark. Carmen. Feel free to forward us any of the responses you get from your dad this afternoon, by the way. Sarah, kia ora. Hey. Okay, who did that robot inside your phone, who shall not be mentioned, text? It wasn't Siri. Luckily, it was Android.

Oh, yeah. We mentioned text. It wasn't Siri. Luckily, it was Android. But so I was messaging somebody that I was babysitting for, and I was messaging on my way to pick up your little kid. Yeah. And kid got changed to see you next Tuesday. Oh. So you have voiced into your phone, can you please text this person this? And it's interpreted as that.

I'm coming to pick up. Because that just flows off the tongue too. I'm coming to pick up your little. That just makes me think though, Sarah. Obviously, it must be in your most recent used words. That's a strong part of your vocabulary. We are currently outside the building on the street. I have no idea where we are.

It's very windy out here, as you can hear in the microphone. I've organised a surprise for you, Clint, because I've put you through a bit of stuff the last couple of weeks. Is it Midget Stripper? No, it's not. I hope you're not going to be disappointed. Look. It wasn't me saying I want a Midget Stripper, by the way.

In the last couple of weeks, I've organised for you to get a perm. Yeah. And I feel like, you know, it's something that you haven't been that on board with. No, because I had nothing to do with it and there's no part of me that's ever wanted a perm. I've tried to get Justin Timberlake on board to endorse the perm. Have you got Justin Timberlake?

Haven't heard back from Justin Timberlake. I hope this isn't going to be a bit of a disappointment, but I've organised a surprise for you here this afternoon. And we're standing outside and unfortunately it's live radio. So in the next 30 seconds or so, I'm going to need you to take your blindfold off and tell the people what you're going to see. You need us to kill a little bit of time, do you?

Yeah, so let's just pad for a minute. So how's this weather, eh? New Zealand weather. It's cold. It's cold. You could have got me a jacket. It's a bit chilly. By the way, Bree's been leading me around in my blindfold. Walked me into two tables. You were going so slow. You didn't trust me. Any of our visually impaired listeners,

if she ever offers you a night out, don't take it. Alright. I think we're just about there. In five seconds, I want you to take your blindfold off. All right. Five, four, three, two, one. Take it off right now.

Oh, I hate you so much. There's a massive, giant billboard of Clinton Roberts with a perm that has been put onto your head. That's a Photoshop perm. That looks like I've done my hair in a bowl of macaroni cheese. And I'm not saying my actual perm is going to look any good. Your face with that Photoshop perm is going to be on every billboard around New Zealand for the next couple of days leading up until Monday.

No. Mate, you're welcome. You are welcome. Who did the Photoshop job? Quick, let's go to a song before he loses it. Let's go to a song. Thank you. This next thing I want to talk about is going to polarise people.

You're going to feel strongly one way or another, okay? And we're just going to go out with it. Kim Crosman. Yes. Former Shortland Street star, now Funny Girl star, based in LA. Very funny woman. Very funny woman. Very funny woman. Has blown up the Instagram feed overnight

when she has released a picture of herself in Los Angeles. She's in Santa Monica. Okay. Walking her cat in a pushchair. Oh, my God. I'll just read you the caption. It says, Some will call us crazy.

Others will want a stroller of their own for their indoor kitty. I can show you the world, cat. Now, my mind goes to, is she being serious? Because she is a comedic lady. She is very funny. And let me paint a stronger picture for you. The stroller is specifically made for a cat. It's an enormous cat, by the way.

It's huge. Oh, my God. Holy hell. And it's got, there's like mesh all around the front of the stroller so that the cat can't jump out. How much has she paid for that? I don't know. And how often is she pushing her cat around in a stroller?

People have been going off at it because they can't handle the idea of a cat being pushed around. How does it make you feel straight away? Yeah, look, I mean, do whatever makes you happy. Yeah. But it's strange. I messaged her, I DM'd her and I said, holy crap. As a cat guy myself, look, I have two cats.

Would you do that? No. No. No, it's too much. Doesn't cross your mind. I said, as a cat guy myself, I have to ask you, is this for real or are you trolling people? Did she write back? She said, no, he loves it.

The cat is adopted and is an indoor cat, but he wants to be outdoors. So this is a good way to get him used to it. He spooks, so this is a safe way so he doesn't run out on the road and he can still smell the outdoors. Oh, well now I feel horrible.

Right? He just wanted to get out and about. Exactly. When she puts him on a leash that's where I draw the line. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Right now though. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger.

That's right. We get your birthday. We put it into a big computer, and then we find out what song was top of the charts. We don't control what song it spits out. And you also can't pick your birthday banger. You can't pick your birthday, and you can't pick your birthday banger. It chooses you, my friend.

Today, we have three more, and I'm just going to say before we do it, today is the last day that Ross Boss is out of the country as well. Just saying. And he's actually out of the country right now. He's genuinely out of the country. He's in a different time zone. So just saying.

Gives an opportunity. First up, Hannah. Hello, Hannah. Hello. What's your birthday? 29th of March, 1995. Okay, Hannah, you were 16 in 2011 on the 29th of March. And this is your birthday backup.

From an era where if you wanted a hit song, you had to put Pitbull on it. That's J-Lo and Pitbull on the floor. How do you feel about that? Oh, it's a good song. I like it. I'm into it. It just makes me think of sweaty people for some reason.

It's because I think she was very sweaty in the music video. I think she was very like... And she was like kind of thrusting and there was water going everywhere. I think so, from memory. I like it, yeah. Warren, hello, welcome to Birthday Banger. Hello, Woz. How you going? Good, thanks.

What's your birthday? 10th of the 2nd, 1984. Okay, Warren, you were 16 in 2001 on the 10th of Feb and this was Top of the Chart. Banger. You know he came out recently and said it was him? Really? Yeah.

That's amazing. Just like, after all this time, he's like... I actually do need to. I can't hide it anymore. You like that one, Warren? Yeah, I do. It's a rock solid contender, Woz. Wait there.

Love it. One more. Welcome to the show, Karen. Hi, Karen. Hi there. What's your birthday? June the 28th, 1971. Okay, Karen, you were 16 in 1987 on the 28th of June,

and this was Top of the Charts. Karen. Karen. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it.

I'm digging in there. Okay. Karen, stay here with us actually for this conversation because you've put us in a very awkward position. Karen. When we were conceiving this feature with our boss, he said, yeah, but what if you get a really absurd one come through? Like Whitney Houston, I Want To Dance Somebody. The song that is your birthday banger is the case study

for the song that we're supposedly not allowed to play. Oh, wow. Do you like the song, Karen? I love it. I really do. Who doesn't like Whitney Houston? Do you like it more than Shaggy? Yes. Oh, it's Whitney bloody Houston. you like it more than Shaggy? Yes.

Oh, it's Whitney bloody Houston. Just wait there. Just wait there, Karen. What's happening? Warren. Warren. Yeah. Do you like Whitney Houston more than Shaggy?

Nah. No. Okay, well, then it's just between us. Mate, you know what I'm going to pick. I'm never going to back down from Whitney Houston. Yes, it's happening. For your Friday. Doesn't get better than that.

Karen, it couldn't have been on any other day, but the stars are in your favour. Here's your birthday banger. Yes, Karen. Thank you. Ross fucking's away. The kids were playing. Zed.

Don't change your dial. Bree and Clint. This is Zed M. And that's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. I just want to read you a quick selection of the text machine. Day equals maid. Absolute banger. Awesome choice.

What a banger to start the weekend. You guys aced it. We're going into the weekend with a bang. And with that in mind, please welcome to the show Ross Boss. Hey, Ross. Hello, maid. What was that? How convenient.

We just thought we'd... When we come away, will you magically manage to get a caller on who has the birthday of the exact song you wanted to play? No, we didn't rig it. We didn't rig it. It wasn't rigged, mate. It's actual fate. Actual fate.

If it makes you feel better, Fletch Vaughan and Megan played Nickelback this morning. It's actual fate. Actual fate. If it makes you feel better, Fletch Vaughan and Megan played Nickelback this morning. They played Nickelback this morning. Ross, we love you. I go away for one week and it all goes to hell and I have it. All right, you're breaking up. Have a good holiday, mate. We love you, Ross.

That's good. We should play back-to-back, Whitney. Who's in? Okay, just me. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Earlier today, Clint, producer Ben, one of our producers out there, Ben McDowell from Christchurch, Balmoral, Ben McDowell. Loves being identified.

Loves being identified, Ben McDowell. You can look him up on Facebook. Shared a story with us about last week when he had a poker night and he goes, do you guys think it's... Yeah, lad's night. Lad's night. Wasn't invited, by the way, but that's fine. That's awkward. Yeah. All the boys came over to his house and he had a poker night. And he goes, do you guys think it's... Yeah, lad's night. Lad's night. Wasn't invited, by the way, but that's fine. That's awkward.

Yeah. All the boys came over to his house, and he goes, I just want to run something by you guys because I thought it was a bit strange. Yeah. He said one of his mates, Harry, came over, bought chips and dip and his own beers, and he puts down his beers and his chips and dip, and he kind of hides the chips and dip in between two cases of beer. Doesn't put them on the poker table. Doesn't put them on the poker table. Doesn't put them on the snacks table. beers and his chips and dip and he kind of hides the chips and dip in between two cases of beer. And it was-

Doesn't put them on the poker table. Doesn't put them on the poker table. Doesn't put them on the snacks table. Doesn't mention it. Doesn't say, oh, by the way, guys, if you get hungry, there's some chips and dip. Until the end of the night where Harry's leaving and he's one of the first to leave. Long night too, by the way, about five hours, five hour poker night. Yeah.

Five hours. And he says to Ben, oh, mate, do you reckon I can grab those chips and dip? I'm just, I'm on my way out. I'm leaving. I'm just going to take my chips and dip. That hasn't been touched, hasn't been mentioned the whole night, hasn't been shared with the group. Hasn't been refrigerated, but it wasn't a creamy dip.

It was a salsa dip. It was a salsa dip. We are getting, no, we are getting, it's confirmed. And we believe a corn chip. Salsa dip. Yeah. Salsa dip. We are getting, no, we are getting, it's confirmed. Salsa and we believe a corn chip. Salsa dip. Yeah. Salsa dip from producer Ben McDowell from Crush It. And he said, is it weird?

What do you guys think about it? Is it a bit cheap? So Ben asked us, not Harry. No. That's the thing here. I said straight away, my feeling was as if you're asking for the chips and dip to go home with. Well, there's a few. I wanted a little more information, a few more qualifying facts.

Okay. I wanted to know, was it a homemade dip? Did he put effort into it? Did he put effort into it and nobody indulged in it? So was he offended? Was it in Tupperware? Yeah. Was it in a bowl that he needed to take home?

No, it wasn't. It was just a basic from the, you know how you get it from the same aisle? They've got the chips there and then they have a rack which is hanging off the shelf which has all the things of salsa. It's great marketing because the chips are there, the salsa's there. Great marketing. Because what goes great with chip? Dip. It's so perfect.

You grab it and go. Yeah. What are your feelings? No, what are your feelings? It's, perfect. You grab it and go. Yeah. What are your feelings? No, what are your feelings? It's, come on. Someone's put on the night. They've had everyone over. They're going to have to clean everything up.

You can leave the chips and dip. Yeah, but. But if it was alcohol, I think that's okay to take. You would take? I would take it home. Oh, hang on. But how many? What if there was only three left in your box?

Oh, then no. But if it was a six pack, you're taking that home. If it's a chip and dip and you are leaving late in the piece, which he was, and the remainder of the party were relatively steamed, one, that chips and dip is going to get demolished, but is it going to be appreciated?

Is it going to be remembered? Are you better to just take the chip and dip where you will consume it with your own whānau at a later date? I mean, at the end of the day, it's $4, guys. Leave the chips and dip. We want to hear from the people this afternoon. What are your thoughts? What are your feelings?

The great chip and dip dilemma. Do you leave the chip and dip or do you take it with you? Just contribute to the conversation this afternoon. $0800 in, or you can text us on 9696 as well. We're just having the greatest chip and dip debate of all time. Our producer, Ben, came to us this afternoon and he said, I had a poker night last week, invited all my mates over and Harry, his mate, bought over chips and dip.

And then he hit it in the corner. And then upon leaving the party, he said, Oh, can I grab my chips and dip, and then he hid it in the corner, and then upon leaving the party, he said, oh, can I grab my chips and dip to take home? We weren't there, but by all intents and purposes, it does seem like Harry wanted to look like the guy who bought chip and dip to the party, like he's made a gesture and a contribution to the party, but then he also wanted to take that chip and dip home

to enjoy in the privacy of his own. He wanted to have his chips and eat it too. So to speak. So call us News Talk ZB because this afternoon we are putting it to the people. What side of the debate are you on? Did he have the right to take the chips and dip home? Or should you be leaving the chips and dip at a party? There is no shortage of interaction on the phones,

which we will get to briefly, Bree, but can I give you a selection? I like how serious this is. Go on. Leave. Leave it. At the best, it costs you $5. What a tight ass. This text message here,

that's against the law, I think. Yeah, moral etiquette. Natalie, kia ora, welcome to the show. Hello, Nat. The great chip and dip debate. What side of the dip bowl do you fall on? Definitely in the leave the chips and dip. You went down one aisle in the supermarket.

Come on. Yes, yeah. However, what about my argument that he will appreciate them more the next day, whilst sober, than a bunch of drunk men still playing poker would? They wouldn't even know. Oh, trust me, I appreciate it even more when I've had a few cordials. Yeah, okay. No, that's a fair point, actually.

That's a fair call. Olivia, what's your stance? I reckon they should have left it. Is it a bit tight, Olivia? Yeah. If it was me, I would have left it for my friend, certain joy, definitely. If you were dating the guy and he did that at a party, I would have left it for my friends to enjoy, definitely. If you were dating the guy and he did that at a party, what would you think?

I would honestly turn around and say, look, just leave the chips and dabs. Honestly, your friends are going to enjoy it no matter what. Stop being a tighter. Someone has said, this is a controversial stance on it, leave open packets of chips, but take home unopened ones. It saves you going out for takeaways on the way home. I don't know. You're still talking about about $2.50 worth of chips.

And it's awkward eating chips and dipping a car. James, what side of the chip debate do you land on? Oh, this gets up my goat. Yeah. Gets up my goat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give it to us. You buy something, yeah. Give it to us. You buy something, you've given it to that night,

you've bought that for that night, just let the boys have it. I'm going to read you a text here, James. I like how into it James is. I was the same. I was like,

come on, James. James, this is something I think you'll agree with that's come through. Leave the chips and dip. Once you take something to a get-together, it no longer belongs

to you. If it's not used at the time, it's a gift to the host. And plus, like, if you're steaming up and you're going to be the guy then, you can look back later, oh, who left this dip? Who left these chips? What an absolute legend.

And you're that guy. Alright. I love that theory, though, in the text where it's like, if you bring it to the party, What an absolute legend. And you were that guy. And you were that guy. All right. I love that theory, though, in the text where it's like if you bring it to the party, it's then the households. What if you bring your boyfriend or girlfriend? No, no. Brie and Clint on ZDM.

Okay. At the moment, Brie is sitting in her normal spot, but you're blindfolded, yeah, Brie? Yes. You don't know what's going on? What is happening? We have a surprise for you. I can hear someone. We have a special surprise for you. I can hear someone. We have a special guest for you.

What? Special guest. Huh? Can you please use your audio cue? All right, let's rip into it. Oh, my God, it's Matt from Survivor! Holy shit! I mean, sorry for swearing.

I knew it straight away. It's my favourite catchphrase of his. Can you please tell everybody who it is in a vocal range we can understand? It's Matt, the host of Survivor New Zealand. He's here and he's more attractive in person than I imagined. You are looking at New Zealand's possible

biggest Survivor New Zealand fan. I'm so into it, Matt. Fantastic. I'm on board. It's the best season I've ever watched and I've watched a lot of them. It's so good to hear, Bree. It's the best season I've ever watched, and I've watched a lot of them. It's so good. What is it that you like about it?

There's just so many twists and turns and blind sides, and people come out of nowhere. There's an idol. There's just so much happening. Oh, I'm so pleased you're into it. And you're so good at hosting it, can I say? Oh, stop it. My heartbeat is so fast right now.

Yeah, how are you feeling? Would you like me to get closer to you? Yeah, I would like that very much. I don't know if I can do that in still talk. No, you can go and talk on that one. Do we have security? Because I don't trust myself. I'll stay over this side.

Okay, yeah, we'll keep a little bit of separation. So this is big. Obviously, the final of Survivor NZ is this weekend. And Matt's come in to reveal to you ahead of time who the winner is. Oh, my God. Do you want to know? I actually don't want to know. I don't.

I want to watch it for myself. I'm so pleased to hear that, actually, because I'd probably lose a lot of dough. Do you know? I've only just found out, actually. Like, earlier this week, I found out. Because how does it work? Like, when do you film it? For a long time, they wouldn't tell me because I'm a journalist,

so I like telling yarns. So they just didn't trust me with the information. So we filmed the final vote back in Thailand way back in March and they actually had two different cameramen filming that vote so the cameramen didn't know who won. I think only two people, the executive producers of the

show, knew who'd won that show for all this time. They voted back in Thailand and I read the votes live on Sunday night. Oh my god! That's not going to be nerve-wracking, is it? Is it live-live? It's live-live, yeah. You need to use your catchphrase. Live on Sunday. Let's rip into it.

Let's rip into it. 250k. Imagine if you get it wrong. Stop it. Stop it. Pressure me like that. I'm already worried about it. God, you've got a good head of hair. Sorry, I was getting distracted. I was actually pretty stoked that you brought that up just then because a lot of people say it's the only reason

why I've got a job on television because of this head of hair. It has gone a little bit grey recently. I've got two heads on the tube. Nah, I like it though. Salt and pepper it up. Okay, can you not? Sorry. I really hope my wife isn't going to be listening to this.

Well, yeah. Nah, it's going to up your value, mate. If she knows someone else is interested, it all helps. Is that how it works? Yeah, I believe so. Anyway, I'm trying to get a bit of capital gains at the moment. If anyone would like to compliment me, that'd be great. We also, Bree, have a seat for you at the live Survivor final on Sunday.

No, you don't. Is that happening? No, I don't. Really? Oh, my God. I've never been so excited. Sorry for yelling. Sorry for yelling. I'm so excited. Sorry for yelling. Sorry for yelling.

I'm so excited. I don't think you understand, Matt. I only just caught up two days ago to the last episode. I hadn't watched it, and I was losing my mind. I was like, I'm not going for Tess, but I wanted her to win, to mess with the game, and she did, and it was great. Do you have any favourites? Because you were there.

I was there. You do. I mean, as a journalist, you're not supposed to sit on the fence, right? And as the host of Survivor, it's the same deal, really. They keep me away from the contestants. I'm not really allowed to banter with them, which is what I like doing with people. But you just naturally feel for some people more than others, right?

It's only human. I think it's probably fair to say that I'm in love with Dave. Okay, well, that's it. There's no stitch up here. There's no stitch up for you, Matt. There's no stitch up for you, Bree. This is the best present you've ever given me.

I just want to put you guys together and feel the sexual chemistry just percolate and feel the sparks come through the speakers for a Friday afternoon. I can feel it. I'm feeling it.

I'm feeling it, Bree, far out. Let's rip into it. Let's rip into it. Should I get this swanny off? Is that what you say in the bedroom too? Right, let's rip into it. Let's rip into it. Should I get the swanny off? Is that what you say in the bedroom too? Right, let's rip into it. It's my favourite catchphrase ever. I did, but it's been a long time.

Good. The final goes down this Sunday. TVNZ2, do you want to send us out? Who will outplay out last? Is that it? Something like that. Something like that. It's going to be amazing.

Three left. I can't wait. Matt, you're going to look as hot as ever on Sunday night. So good. Can you look hot when you're nervous? Hey, you can. I need to bring something up because yesterday in the studio, I've never heard a bigger First World

problem than the one you were going on about yesterday, mate. Go on, put it out there. So next month. Lay me out. Next month. Your mate. Your mate who does the show with you. No, I just am trying to help. Your support network. I'm trying to help you, mate. Go on, put it out there. So next month. Lay me out. Next month. Your mate. Your mate who does the show with you. No, I just am trying to help. Your support network. I'm trying to help you, mate.

The person who bought you chips when you were hungover. Go on, lay me out. Go on. Yesterday, you were having this big debacle and you were like, I need to buy flights next month because I'm going over to Sydney to go watch the Bledisloe. It's the one thing I do every year. It's my boys' weekend. It's my blowout.

You've left it too late. The flights have now blown out. And tell the people the dilemma you have. The dilemma I have? No, which dilemma? Which dilemma? Well, first of all, I mean, you don't really have a dilemma when you've got a Corrie membership like you do.

Oh, fine. This is the way we're going with it. Okay. Look. Look. Mate, it's allrie membership like you do. Oh, fine. This is the way we're going with it. Okay, look. Mate, it's alright if you're fancy. I'm not as fancy as you. I get it. I've left it too late. Corrie memberships, you know, we get it. You're rich.

I have this one weekend that I like to do each year and we go over. I've got some friends who live in Sydney and the rest of us who still live here go to Sydney. I've left it friends who live in Sydney and the rest of us who still live here go to Sydney. I've left it too late. The flight to $800. Why are they $800?

Because you want to fly Air New Zealand which is amazing. I love Air New Zealand. Yes. I'd prefer to only fly Air New Zealand because that way I know my flights

are going to get there. And you can go into the lounge beforehand. And you can eat your smoothie breakfast and you can get on your smoothie KORU membership and with your bags and... Maybe I did, Brie.

Maybe I did treat myself to a KORU membership. And yes, maybe now, maybe now that I've paid a stupid amount of money for this membership, I am hamstrung on every flight I go on because I have to pay the Air New Zealand price because if I don't, I can't use the Kuru

membership, which I paid $400 for, and it all goes to waste. So yes, I know it's only worth one free beer and a sandwich, but I have to use it every time I fly. Alright mate, we're just doing radio here. Didn't want to wind you up that much. The other day we were talking about your

gym membership, or well, your lack of attendance at your gym. Can we not bring this up again? We've figured out that you're paying $66 a week for a gym that you're not going to.

That's okay. We're not revisiting that. Good, because I still haven't been. Good. Good. Good to hear. Hey, at least you're consistent. When we were doing it,

someone texted in something that may be a real life hack. They said, hey guys, I, like Bree, have a gym membership that I don't use. The reason I maintain my gym membership is because it comes with parking

and my gym is near my work in the city. It's cheaper for me to have a gym membership that I don't use and park at the gym during the day than it is to pay for parking. Whoa. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Anything like this, I'm on board.

Where you can cheat the system, why not? I mean, you know how you would really be maximising your value there? How? If you ducked into the gym every now and then too. Nah. You know? But that's no fun. I was

saying to you off the back of this comment, one of my good mates actually, I don't know if I'd call it a parking hack, but he used to work in Sydney City which is so busy, you can not park. You don't generally, if you work in there, you don't generally have a car park, right? No.

You use public transport. And he was lucky enough to get a car park at his work and they're hard to come by. So it came with his contract. At the time, he was still contracted to the same company but they moved him to Melbourne for a year to work. Yeah. Anyway, he decided that with his car park that was still

in his contract, which he was meant to give back to the company because he wasn't working in Sydney. Yeah. He rented it out to this guy that he met online because he put it up online that he was renting a car park that wasn't his, it was the company's. Yeah. And he rented it out for $150 a week.

Piss off. For a year. That's the price ofiss off. For a year. That's the price of a room. For a year. Wow. Let me just do some quick sums. What's the math on that? So he's doing it for he's got $150 a week for the car park.

$150 times $52 let's allow for, maybe say it takes four weeks. No, because even if it's 50 weeks That's seven and a half grand Who's winning? Yeah, that is You know what?

I mean, he did get fired I just want to congratulate you, Bree On how far you've made it through the workday today I think you've done a great job Especially for the state that you're in. I am fine. For what you did last night and the people you were out with until the time you were out

to, I think you're holding up very well. This is a compliment. You're making it sound a lot worse than what it was. I had to pick you up for work because you left your car in the sun. Okay. Because you had to get an Uber home. I saw an Instagram story this is still a compliment by the way. I still think you. I saw an Instagram story. This is still a compliment, by the way. I still think you're doing well.

Instagram story of you in the back of a cab on the way home and you were sitting on someone's knee going through the McDonald's drive-thru. I was leaning across someone's lap because I was ordering for everyone. Ordering for everyone. Do you have the list of the, because it looked quite in depth, do you have the list of what you managed to order through McDonald's Drive-Thru last night? I do remember what I got.

Fantastic. Okay. Walk us through it, because maybe some people are about to go head home now. Maybe they're in the mood for what you had. So list off what your Macca's drunken order was last night. Yeah, I got a cheeseburger meal, two large chips, medium chips,

small chips, 40 chicken nuggets. 40 chicken nuggets. 40 chicken nuggets. And six sweet and sour sauces. Well done. That's not too bad. That's good. And you paid for all of that for everybody, eh? Yes.

Okay. I like people to be happy. No, you're a good person in that sense. And that's why, as a friend of a good person, I want to have a little bit of a life audit with you right now. What is this, an intervention? No, it's not an intervention. It's just

a check-in to see how things are going. And it's a safe place. I'm so safe I'm going to put on a little bit of just set a safe relaxing environment where you feel you can be honest and let everybody know exactly where you're at. I didn't realise you were a life coach.

Brianna Thomas-El. As discussed with our listening audience in the last fortnight... Oh, no. Please update us on the following details of your personal life. God. Have you used your gym membership

in the last seven days? No. Have you cancelled your gym membership in the last seven days? No. Have you purchased the leather jacket that was preventing you from getting car insurance in the last 14 days? Yes.

Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Have you managed to also find room in the budget to purchase yourself car insurance? No. But my mum did. So we're back on track. You made your mum buy you car insurance?

I didn't make her. She did it for me. You know what? I'm just glad. Sorry, let me get back in. Fantastic. I'm glad to hear that you are now insured. Thanks, Clint.

Feels so good to be honest. You know, hanging out with you makes me feel better about me. Oh, great. Thanks very much. Brie and Clint on ZDM.