ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 27th 2019

Episode Date: July 29, 2019

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Hey, you're back. I'm back. Welcome to the podcast. Did you do a podcast last week? Yeah, that's good. We did one. That week that we were both away. Yes. When there wouldn't have been a podcast. Yes. I got quite a few DMs from people going, hey, when's the podcast back? Because I use it to fall asleep. Oh I know which is nice. It's nice. It's nice to be with people In that time That's a bit rude And if we're in bed With you right now Good evening

What's your best voice To do to someone To get them to fall asleep Oh I thought you were Going to say Get them in the mood No I don't want to hear that

I don't normally Talk people to sleep Well I guess actually I do So it would be this one I don't know What's a sleeping voice Give me your sleeping voice You know there's those You know how super popular at the moment there's those sleep tracks?

I did one. While you were away, I did one. Did you? Ben, where's my thing? Where's my sleep talking? Where's my sleep talking? Yeah, we did this. I did a Matthew McConaughey style one.

Does he do one? Yeah, he does one now too. I keep getting ads for it on my Instagram. Do you? It's this weird old Scottish guy. Do you use anything to fall asleep? No. Oh, my God.

When we were in LA, producer Ellie one night, we came back off the lemonades. Yeah. And Ellie goes, I was kind of already in bed and I think I was crying because I'd had my phone stolen. Anyway, Ellie was like, oh, do you mind if I put on some rain sounds to go to sleep? And no bullshit. I woke up in the middle of the night and I thought a pipe had burst in the hotel. That's what it sounded like. You need to go toilet?

Yes. It was the worst thing ever to be playing. And she put it on a UE boom and it was really loud. Now that we've got the baby, Tui's here, we have to go to sleep to white noise every night

which is like rain sounds but way worse. What is it? Yes. It just goes I love that. You love it? Yeah, I like that sound.

You're a weirdo. No, it's nice. It's soothing. This is the Matthew McConaughey one. Well, hello there. I'm Matthew McConaughey and tonight I, hello there. I'm Matthew McConaughey, and tonight I'll be reading a special sleep story called Wonder. Before we begin.

It's nice, isn't it? And this is my one. Well, hello there. I'm Clinton Roberts, and tonight I'll be reading a special sleep story called Wonder Before we begin, as you settle under the covers with your head easing into the pillow And your body sinking deeper into the mattress And everything the light touches.

Simba. Listen, you think I sound like Mufasa? That's good. That's what it sounded like to me. Thank you. If you're still awake, enjoy the podcast. And if you are asleep, pee your bed.

Wet the bed. It's all getting so weird. Oh, that's weird. See you guys. Now, now just wait. It's been a little while since both microphones have been working. So I'll just, yeah, I'm good. And since both microphones have been working, so I'll just...

Yeah, I'm good. And then do you want to just... Do you want to just... Ah, shit, hers is not working. Guys, our first day back together and Bree's bloody microphone's not even working. What a disaster. Is it working now? Oh, no, it's on now.

It's on now. All right, all right, good. We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. We're back. Hi, everybody. It's great to be here together. We're both here, Bree and Clint. We've had a bit back. Hi, everybody. It's great to be here together. We're both here. Bree and Clint, we've had a bit of a...

How long since we've done a radio show together? It's been five weeks, mate. Five weeks. Do we still know how to do it? No, I never knew how to do it, so don't worry about it. Obviously, massive news in your life. You've had a baby. Yeah.

Well, your wife had a baby. Yeah. You guys had the baby together. Yes, we had the baby. Big news, but there's been bigger news in my life. Yeah, you had your food baby. That did happen earlier today. I found out that me and Jeremy Wells have something massive in common.

Same birthday? No. It's TVNZ swipe card. We wear the same fragrance. Do you? Yes. But he smells so attractive. No, I mean that in a nice...

No, I mean that in a... What do you mean? No, I mean that in an interesting way. Like, why does it... When I smell him, I'm like, damn, why does he smell so good? Because you're more attracted to his pheromones than mine.

So that's what I'm saying because people say that your fragrance interacts with your pheromones but also just accentuates the... You are the blonde man. ...the sexuality that you already have. I'm digging. I'm digging.

What is the fragrance, by the way? It is Tom Ford Black Orchid. I wear Tom Ford Black Orchid. Do you? Yes. Do we all just become best friends? I'm pretty sure that's the fragrance that I wear. Call up, Jeremy.

Is it in like a tall, flat bottle and it's got the gold logo? Yes. Oh my God, I wear that same fragrance as well. God, we're rich. How did you afford it? It's like $500 a bottle. I got given it. At least you got it for free at a work.

Yeah, see? Jeremy Wells probably actually buys his, whereas you and I get given it. Today on the show, bit of baby chat. That's right. I've had one. So I'll give you a little bit of an update on how that's going. Spoiler alert. I don't really know how it's going.

I don't know what I'm doing. But we've also got your chance to go and see. Oh, this is cool. Jonathan Van Ness from Queer Eye is coming to New Zealand. He's got a comedy tour. Yeah, we've got double passes to his comedy show. I didn't realise he did stand-up, but it makes sense. He's a pretty funny guy.

And, mate, welcome back because last week we kicked off Birthday Banger to Bali. Someone is going to win a trip to Bali just because they played Birthday Banger on our show, 5.30. Yeah, very keen for that. Next on the show, Brie has fallen on hard times and has taken to eating from strangers' plates. There's a good reason. We're going to talk about it after Pink. Brie and Clint, ZM. Something in the way you roll your eyes.

ZM's Brie and Clint, theM. Something in the way you roll your eyes. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Our band is back together. That is the Chainsmokers and Roses. The band is us, by the way, not the Chainsmokers. They never, they're fine. As far as I know, they're fine. Nothing happened there. We're back together.

It's me and Brie. We're the band. And I'm actually glad that you're back. It's really good to have you back because I feel like you're a good influence on me. Oh, yeah. And I was being led astray last week. Yeah. I feel like I was doing a few things where you wouldn't have approved.

You probably would have led me in a better direction, for example. I am a father now. Yes. So I can probably give you good advice. You need to be responsible. I can give you a good spanking if you like. Just putting it out there. Remember?

Just putting it out there. Producer Ellie literally just stopped in her track. She was like, what did you say? Well, I could. Oh, no, you can't because anti-smacking law. Just because you're a dad doesn't make it appropriate for you to give me a spanking. Oh, just so that you know that you're the one

who called me daddy. I did call you daddy. That's true. No regrets. You are a daddy now. Sorry, I want to get to this thing you want to talk about. Just maybe put it in the ideas calendar. Do you want to get spanked by Daddy Clint?

Oh, my goodness. As a radio idea. I feel so uncomfortable. I feel like HR is getting sent an email right now. Like Christmas. You know, you go and sit on Santa's knee. Oh, man. Why, since you had a baby, have you got creepy?

So bad. I also haven't been outside the house in a long time. Yeah, you're getting... Why, since you had a baby, have you got creepy? So bad. I also haven't been outside the house in a long time. Yeah, you can tell. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. You can tell. We're not live, are we? Yeah, we are. Let's go there.

Did something last week where the producers, I haven't told them this story either, but last Friday decided I'd take myself out for brunch just by myself because I wanted to treat myself. That's nice. Yeah, just a bit of me time. I think that's what they mean by self because I wanted to treat myself. That's nice. Yeah. Just a bit of me time. I think that's what they mean by self-care.

Yeah, a bit of me time. I went to a really lovely cafe and I ordered this. It was like eggs and bacon and stuff. I think you call that bacon and eggs. Yeah. I think that's the traditional order of that sentence. What is it? Eggs Benedict.

Eggs Benedict. Eggs Benedict, yeah. And it came with a hash cake and not a piece of bread. Oh, yeah. Which I was fine with but it was quite small. Anyway, I want to get your thoughts on this. I was sitting at the table and I've had my eggs, Benny. It was great.

And I was still hungry. Yeah. And I've looked over and there was another girl who was sitting on the table right next to me. And you know when the tables are really close together. Yeah. And I've looked over and there was another girl who was sitting on the table right next to me. And you know when the tables are really close together? Yeah. Anyway, she was sitting by herself as well and she had something.

It was toast. It looked like toast and eggs. Yeah. And she's left one perfect piece. I know what you've done. Of sourdough bread on her plate. And I thought to myself, well, that's a waste for one. You thought all of that?

That bread is going to go in the bin. Did it have any other food on it? Wasn't touched by any other food. So it was dry bread? It was dry bread, had no butter on it. Yeah. And she'd left? She had left the building.

Yeah. And was she with you? Was she an acquaintance at all? She wasn't. Didn't know her. She was a stranger. Stranger's food. It was a stranger on the next table over,

but I saw her in person. She looked pretty presentable. Yeah. Didn't have any diseases by the looks of it. It's fine. I think I've got all the facts I need. There's nothing else I need to know? No?

Took the bread and I ate it. Okay, cool. I'm willing to make my, I'm ready to make my judgment. Society will tell you that that's wrong. Me, I've changed. I used to be that guy too. I used to be very fundamental. I think

it's fine. About time you got on my level. I think it's fine. Because here's the thing. You can come at this from all kinds of ethical angles. You can go, it's environmentally conscious because you're avoiding food waste. It's fiscally responsible because you haven't shelled out for another meal. And...

It also made me feel a little bit naughty, which I like. There you go. A little bit naughty. There you go. There you go. But I am only one man and I've already shown my questionable judgment on the show this afternoon and we're only 15 minutes in. So check it out there to the people.

Check it out there to New Zealand. All right, people. Let's get a mass opinion. 0800 dials at M. Eating food off there to New Zealand. Let's get a mass opinion. 0800 dial ZM. Eating food off a stranger's plate. Yes or no. You can text us at 9696 if you want to remain anonymous. We're back

everybody and it's time for Bree and Clint's Snap Poll. It's where we give you a story, a situation and we do a quick snap poll. Just to see. What the outcome should be. Yeah.

At the moment, we're in consensus. But maybe, maybe we're wrong. Long story short, Brie is eating off a stranger's plate at a cafe. No, but you need to hear the context. No, I don't think you do. I don't think you do. I was at a cafe. A girl left a fully intact piece of bread after breakfast on her plate.

Fancy bread too. Fancy bread. It was sourdough. I decided to take it and eat it. So you ate off a stranger's plate at a cafe. I told you we've got all the information we need. And now we're going wide to the country to find out. Is that okay?

Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi, how's it going? What do you think, Ash? I think go for it. Why not? It's a waste, right? If I don't.

It is a waste. Definitely a waste. Yep. Have you done this before? I have. My husband and I were at a very fancy restaurant and the table next to us, there was a few people there. They left.

We noticed that they had two bottles of wine that literally had just been cracked. Yes. Okay. Jackpot. Yeah. Okay. We asked the waitress as well if we were allowed them.

Wow. Okay. But by extension, could you then go to a bar and if there's a half-drunk beer that someone's left behind, is it sweet to tuck into that as well? Hello, early 20s. Yeah. I mean, these bottles of wine,

so obviously they hadn't been drinking from the bottle. They'd been pouring it into a glass, but it's like they hadn't even had a full glass out of each bottle. How rich were those people? It's just going to get thrown out. Yeah. To be honest, I don't think you would have cared if they did drink from the bottle, Ashley.

I would have still drunk it. That's fine. I think you're on our side, so that's fine. Welcome to the show, Matt. Hi, Matt. Kia ora, whānau. How are we doing? Kia ora.

Good, mate. Good, bro. Eating from a stranger's plate like Bree did, is that cool? I got three words for you. Bree, you're nasty. Why? You're not the first guy to say that to me. What is so nasty about it, Matt?

What happens if that woman had a communicable disease? You know, what about hepatitis? What's something? She's dripped some snot or saliva onto that bread, and you've just chowed down on it. What happens if that woman had a communicable disease? You know, what about hepatitis? What's something she's dripped some snot or saliva onto that bread and you've just chowed down on it? You can't catch it twice, Matt. Hi, Bailey. Hi. What do you think, Bailey?

Eating off a stranger's plate, yes or no? All the time. You do it all the time? I'm a waitress so you gotta, when you're working, you're hungry. I've always wondered this. Yeah. Because some people eat like little sparrows and so much good food goes back and I hate the idea

of it going in the bin. Do you guys actually tuck in in the kitchen? A few of us do, but a few of us think that we're nasty, but I'm all for it. So what, do you pick and choose? Like obviously a half-eaten sandwich, yes? I'm not going to do a half-eaten steak or anything like that, but if they've got a bowl of fries or something like that

that they have hardly touched, I'm in there. I'm with you, Bailey. I'd love to get the list of what's cool and what's not. Finally, Kirby, you're in a relationship with a person who does this sort of thing. Oh, my God, all the time. Who is it? It's my husband and

he's just hot on it. He just doesn't seem to want to waste any food and he was out once so they've been drinking and it was post-drinking food. Got to like the takeaway place and there was like a meal on the side, like a whole meal we're talking fries, burgers. Someone had left behind

a whole meal. Oh, the whole thing, like the whole thing. And he thought he'd like, you know, won the lottery, sat down, started eating it. And the guy came back from the bathroom. He goes, excuse me. He just stared at my husband eating it and just didn't know what to do. So he just went and ordered another meal and didn't say a single word to him. Genius. Absolutely genius.

It's like squatter's rights, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. Whoever gets in there first. Okay. That is amazing. I love that.

So just finally from you, that was your husband. Are you cool with Brie eating off a stranger's plate? I suppose I can't say no because I live with the person that does it all the time. There you go. Yeah, can you tell me where your husband's going to be because I don't want to hit

the same places, you know? Or you want a date. Wow, 3-1 in favour of you. You're good to go, mate. Hey, I'm keen. Let's go out to a cafe after this. Lock up your leftovers, New Zealand. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast.

What does this sound do to you? Want to kiss some people? Triggered, right? Wanna see naked bodies? That, of course, if you don't know, is the theme song to Love Island, which is on at the moment. The UK one is on at the moment. It's almost finished.

And there's news out today from some former contestants alleging that the show isn't as real as some people say that it is. They're saying that producers have a lot to do with the drama that happens inside the show and obviously causing peaks and troughs of that drama stuff throughout the season. It's hard to think that, what, how many people were in there one time?

About 12? What do you mean? I thought everything in there was real Every single thing in there That scandalous non-stop Well look I don't even think all the boobs are real There's a lot of real boobs

in there this season can I say? There is. In fact I think there is more body diversity in the female category. Yeah, about time. Than there is in the male category. As a dude, can I say, I have never felt more insecure watching a television show than watching this show. Welcome to our world. Right, Ellie?

Producer Ellie's nodding. There's some former contestants, not from this season, right, who have come out and said that they will quite often go as far as to give them lines that they have to say. Some of them have said that, because you know how they go in initially and there's the initial coupling up that happens on the show where a guy chooses a girl at the very start. What, do they tell them who to choose? Yes. They've said that they will say, you're going in

and you've been accepted, but when you go in there, you must choose this person. Really? After that, it's somewhat up to you because you can't control everything that they do, but they will say, these are the relationships we want to see happen first, so you will be choosing her.

Oh, I don't like that. You know how now they'll throw a random person in towards the end of the show, like a new person will enter, and they already know in their head who they want to choose, and somehow they just happen to pick the person who's been unlucky in love for the last three weeks or something like that. You do make an interesting point.

But then, I mean, there's all that other stuff that comes into it. Like, maybe they could be doing that because they're after the money and they're choosing, you know, someone who they think they can go to the end with. Like, there's all these other different factors. It is a game show at the end of the day. That's the thing that people forget as well They're like oh my god I can't believe he would do that to her

And I can't believe he cheated on her It's literally a dating game show Where you're meant to have a girlfriend at the end So you can win $50,000 Literally it's kind of sick You know can I just say As a single female Not good watching that show

Makes me quite randy. Oh, I thought we were talking about our insecurities. Oh, nah. Right. Also the other thing for me. Do you watch it alone or are you watching it with? I watch it with Big Gay Al, my bestie. I've been away for a bit.

Are we now saying the things that make us randy on this show? Are we cool to go with that? Yeah, it happens quite, it's been happening quite a bit recently. Yeah, right. I've just been for a bit. Are we now saying the things that make us randy on this show? Are we cool to go with that? Yeah, it's been happening quite a bit recently, yeah. I've just been really randy. Is she on hate? Bree and Clint, the podcast. Throughout life, you're obviously going to go through situations where sometimes you agree with people

and sometimes you really disagree with people. And it's a weird feeling when you have an opinion and you realise it's a really unpopular one. Yeah. Sometimes you go, am I the only sane person here? Am I the only one? Has everyone else gone crazy? Am I the only one that thinks this?

Am I the only one who gets it? It means it's an unpopular opinion. It takes a lot of courage to voice an unpopular opinion. It does and to stand by it. Yeah, oh yeah. When everyone else thinks differently. Yeah, yeah. Go out on a limb.

Yeah, and I thought we could go out on a limb this afternoon and voice some unpopular opinions. You got any? You got any unpopular opinions? Don't get to me. I just want to know you're sitting on some. Yeah, yeah, I've got some. I know you'll be sitting on some.

Producers, are you guys sitting on any unpopular opinions out there? Yeah, do you want one of mine? Yeah, just checking we're all set. Okay, we'll see. I'm got some. I know you'll be sitting on some. Producers, are you guys sitting on any unpopular opinions out there? Yeah, do you want one of mine? Yeah, just checking we're all set. Okay, we'll see. I'm set, mate. Producer Ben's ready to roll. I'm ready to go. Just so everyone knows the gravitas of what we're about to do,

once you put it out there, mate, people will know that you have an unpopular opinion. Exactly. Okay? They'll know you for who you really are, Producer Ben. In fact, he seems confident. Should we let him? He does.

Let's go with Producer Ben first. What is... You need to start with... My unpopular opinion. Unpopular opinion, but... Unpopular opinion, but I really don't like avocados. I don't get why people are all over it. Get the hell out of here.

Get out. I don't get it. No taste. I don't like the texture Have you not had guacamole? I mean if it's there I'll just have chips Smashed Evo?

No I don't like the taste There's just nothing to it If it's there But I'll just have chips You are No it's fine I'm a monster It's an unpopular opinion

Someone said it was a safe space here Okay true I regret it No it is Fair sorry If we overreact too much Yeah No one will share their Unpopular opinion with us it was a safe space here. Okay, true. I regret it. No, it is, it is. Fair, sorry. If we overreact too much, no one will share their unpopular opinion with us.

That's fine. That's your opinion. We get it. It's an unpopular one, though. In fact, that's fine. Yeah. I'm shook. I'm shook.

Who you got next? You got Ellie? Yeah, let's go, Ellie. Ellie, unpopular opinion. Okay, unpopular opinion, but I would rather smell someone's pure poo than have it mixed with those horrific

air freshener bottles of shit. Okay, calm down. Sorry. Sorry. I'm very passionate about this. I hate walking into a toilet and it just stinks of like fragrant flowers. Can we rephrase yours?

Unpopular opinion but I don't like air freshener. Yeah, okay, we'll go with that, yeah. Whoa. That was intense. They should get VIPOO. VIPOO's good stuff. Does that stuff work? Yeah, kind of, I think so.

You spray VIPOO over the danger zone. No. Does it work though? No, no, it's like those anti-hangover pills. You've got to do it before you do your business with VIP. Oh.

So you've got to remember to do it before the damage is done. Like you've got to take those hangover pills before you drink. Oh, got it. Got it. What about you, mate?

Unpopular opinion. Do you have one? Mine is so vanilla compared to these two. Yeah, well, Ellie just got real intense with this cute style. I hate them.

Unpopular opinion, but I don't like shortbread. That's what I was going to real intense in this cute style. I hate them. Unpopular opinion, but I don't like shortbread. That's what I was going to say. That's what I was going to say. I think mine's going to be probably the most controversial, I think. And now I'm worried.

Oh, no. Here it is. Unpopular opinion, but gender reveal parties are unnecessary and weird. Do you think that's an unpopular opinion? Because I feel like we're all on your side.

We're all on your side. This was fun. Did you get it off your chest? And it is a safe space. Forget how we jumped down Ben's throat. That's gone. We're past that now. We're past that.

Ellie went rogue for a sec. Yeah, I need to shut up. That's okay too. If you have an unpopular opinion and you're listening and you want to get it off your chest, we'd love to hear from you. 0800-DIAL-ZM. As we said, it's a safe space. Safe space.

Sorry, Producer Ben. Or you can text us your unpopular opinion on 9696. What is it? Call through with it now. Is it worse than Ben's? Yeah, that one's pretty bad. You're off. Hey, Ben.

All right, mate. You're all right. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. People are having a vent. It's a safe space here at ZM on the Bree and Clint show, and we're asking you to give us your unpopular opinions. Are you swimming upstream with the way you're thinking? What are some of the things that you think that you know

won't be popular with other people? You just said to me you've got more. Yeah, I've got a few more. All right, you want to hit me with a couple more just to start us off? I think unpopular opinion, but people who wear large headphones in public look stupid. You know you have the largest headphones in our show, right? Yeah, but I'm at work. Yeah, but you wear them on aeroplanes. No, I don't wear these. Oh, you have the largest headphones in our show, right? Yeah, but I'm at work.

Yeah, but you wear them on aeroplanes. No, I don't wear these. Oh, you don't? No. You know people when they're walking or they're running? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, they get sweaty. You really want people to know you're listening to something, eh? Yeah. Okay, welcome to the show, Rebecca. Hi, I'm popular opinion but I hate mayo.

Oh! Okay, what about Aoli? Okay, usually it's alright, but but I hate mayo. Oh. Oh, okay. What about aioli? Okay, usually it's all right, but it's in the same category. I love mayonnaise. It is a good time. There's a girl here at works at ZM. Her name is Briony,

and she doesn't like cheese. Are you... How did I not know this, that there was a monster living amongst us? Does your discrimination go that far, Rebecca? I don't like cheese. Yeah. Cheese is overrated, but it's still good.

See, at least she gets it. She literally just said cheese was overrated. No, but then she said she likes it. Okay, sweet. Some text on the text machine, unpopular opinions. Unpopular opinion, but I don't like Snape or Albus Dumbledore from Harry Potter. Oh, producer Ellie's not happy about that one. Outrageous.

Who do you like? Unpopular opinion on the text machine, kids aren't cute. Should I read out the real savage ones? Yeah. Unpopular opinion. Richie McCaw is overrated. No, don't read those. That's from the text machine.

I do not think that. You clearly do not understand what he has done for this country. See, look. See how unpopular it is. It is unpopular. That's what we've asked for. Okay, yeah, fair enough. Hi, Leah.

Hello. So, unpopular opinion, but I really hate it how people like, because I came to a friend's party once, and he just straight up opened the pizza box, picked out the pizza, and started eating it. And I'm like, that's so disgusting. You always take your pizza off the box, put it on a plate, and then eat it with a knife and fork.

Like, geez, you don't use your hands for pizza. It's so greasy. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Unpopular opinion, but you don't eat pizza with your hands. What?

Yes, you do. You don't want all that grease on your hands. She was so passionate. Do you eat greasy cheese with your hands? Do I eat what? Do you eat greasy cheese with your hands? No, but it's on a bread serving dish. I eat everything.

That's why they invented pizza. I eat grated cheese out of eat greasy cheese with your hands? No, but it's on a bread serving dish. I eat everything. That's when I invented pizza. I eat grated cheese out of a bag with my hands. Oh, my God. That is such a brie thing. I appreciate that. Let's keep going. We've got Shaini here. Hey, Shaini.

Hi. Hey. What's your unpopular opinion? It's very unpopular, but I can't stand Drake's music. He's so depressing. I like him too. Yeah, I know exactly who put this call through. It was fellow producer.

But I do. He makes you want to cut yourself. Oh, hey. Oh, Shaini, you and Ellie are getting way too worked up. You've been taking your cues from Ellie's hatred of air freshener. No, no, it's not a hate, it's just he shouldn't make

music, he should, you know, go modelling or something. He should make Not that he's hot, but, you know, something

else. Oh my God! Shady Savage! Damn, girl. Wow. Congrats, you've won yourself a double pass to

Drake's concert. Yay! I can sell them for 50 bucks. I'm a little bit embarrassed to tell you this next story. Yeah, well, that's why I want you to tell me it. But it's something that I came to a realisation with on Friday night. Okay.

I had to host a gig at a bar here in Auckland, Bar 101. Oh, yeah. It's like a student bar. Yeah, a student bar for sure. Yeah, it's like cheap drinks. It's good music. Party animals too. Party animals.

It was a great time. Had an absolutely great time. It was packed. They've got Bar 101s all over the country. Yeah, there's some in Hamilton. There's one in Hamilton. Yeah. Wellington?

Actually, I don't know. All over the country. Definitely one in Hamilton. There's definitely one in Hamilton. Yeah, and one in Auckland. Anyway, I hosted the event there on Friday night. So I guess you could say I emceed. Yeah, and one in Auckland. Anyway, I hosted the event there on Friday night. So I guess you could say I emceed. Yeah.

That's what you'd call it. Yeah. Hosted, emceed, got on the mic, did a few games with some of the punches. You were the hostess with the mostess. Exactly. And I realised because the guys there at Bar 101 did some social media stuff and they took a few videos and all that kind of gear. Yeah.

And something, I don't know if you know this about me, but I actually get really, really nervous talking in front of people and public speaking. I know that sounds really stupid. Right. Because I talk on the radio every day. I didn't know that about you. And, yeah, it actually makes me really nervous

and I don't like to do it all that much because, yeah, I get overwhelmed. It makes you anxious. And I realised on Friday night and after watching these videos that they took of me that I put on a voice. Oh, no. Have you got an MC voice? Oh, no. I put on an MC voice.

Because you don't have a radio voice. No, I feel like I talk normally Yeah We've managed Is this it? We've managed We've managed to track down the audio From Friday night

Oh I'm excited Look maybe it's just me Thinking that I've got an MC voice I'll be the judge So you know me pretty well You know me pretty well So this is recorded live at Bar 101 on Friday We'll get the producer's opinion after we hear it as well.

Okay, cool. This is live. I'd love to get everyone's opinion, actually. Anybody listening, feel free to share your opinion. Don't do that. The lines are open. Do you think I have an MC voice? Here it is.

Who here tonight is ready to make some bad decisions? Who's going to have a massive student loan oh my god you've got like you've got like a hype girl voice who here was ready to have a massive night with me welcome to bar 101 my name is brie i'm from zm how good's your chat with the kids? You're like, shit, I'm 29. What are kids into?

What are kids into? Student loans, student loans. Who's got a massive student loan? Who here? Who in the building? Who in the building likes textbooks? Okay, you took it too far. What are you charged, by the way?

Can we get you an MC something for us? After that, listening to that, I'm cheap. And it's been about two weeks since Instagram took our likes away. Was it two weeks ago? Roundabout. So it's time to assess and take stock and see how we're all at with it. How are you feeling about no likes on Instagram? Wait, let me check.

No, life's the same. Life is the same. Yeah. Has it changed the user experience for you at all? Do you find Instagram any more or less fulfilling? I think it's about the same. You think it's about the same. Although I will say I posted a photo today,

which I don't post all that many photos on my Instagram, and I didn't even give it a second thought. Yeah, yeah. Because I knew it didn't matter about the likes, which it doesn't for me anyway. You're not competitive with yourself anymore. No. No.

So that's the nice, fuzzy, feel-good mental health angle that it's supposed to have. That's what they said taking the likes away was meant to do. Some people now are saying that, uh-uh-uh, you've been tricked. That's not the real reason that Instagram likes have been taken away. Which I kind of thought that. Because at the end of the day, Instagram is a business. It's owned by Facebook, which is one of the biggest companies in the world, and there's got to be more to it than that. Because at the end of the day, Instagram is a business. It's owned by Facebook, which is one of the biggest companies in the world.

And there's got to be more to it than that. Exactly right. There has to be some sort of reason or like thought process behind it where it can make them more money. So apparently, the reason for taking it away is so that businesses can do more advertising posts

on there. Because you know when you see a business put up a picture of their product, you're not going to engage with that photo as much as if you say, see someone that you like and follow on Instagram doing a post. Like someone doing an influencer post about it. Yes.

And that was unfortunate for these big companies who would put up a post and then at the bottom it's got not that good likes. Because you judge it on that thing. You go, oh my God, these guys suck at social media. Look how low their engagement number is. Take those numbers away. All of a sudden, big companies don't need

to maybe pay influencers to plug their products anymore. They can put it up. And even if it's a fat stinker in the likes department, it's still there and you still store it and they don't have to wear that other bit. The other thinking is that when you take the likes away and it's all hidden, then anybody can feel like they're an

influencer. Because you go, maybe I'll just do these posts. Maybe I'll just pretend that I am an influencer and I'm getting this kind of engagement. Because the next thing to take away is how many followers you have. Because it means if you're not showing the likes that a photo gets, why would you, by the same thinking, why would you also display how many followers a

person has? Because if it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, right? So hide that number as well, and then all of a sudden you can pretend that you're famous. Which they have talked about that, haven't they? If it works, that is the next step, yeah. Would you be annoyed if they did that, if they took away that number? Yeah, but if your content's crap, it's still crap,

whether they take it away or not. That is exactly the point. You know? That is exactly the point. No stats out either whether people are liking stuff more or less, because that's exactly the point. You know? That's exactly the point. No stats out either whether people are liking stuff more or less because that's the other thing. Do you feel like

your like even matters anymore? Because if the number's not there, do you bother clicking the like or do you just scroll past? Did it in the first place? No, that's a good point. That's a good point too.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Trash or treasure? Trash or treasure's back. Yeah. Have you heard the latest on trash or Treasure? Trash or Treasure's back. Yeah. Have you heard the latest on Trash or Treasure?

No. Because it's where we obviously take items and then someone on the phones tries to guess whether it's worth under 5K or over 5K. Treasure. Yes. Yeah. Pretty simple. Antiques Roadshow, we can't get audio from them anymore.

Why not? We got a letter saying cease and desist. Did we really? No, it's just getting harder and harder for me to find the stuff that I love this game. The audio is just too old. It's too old, yeah. Ben really hates getting the...

Just change it. Just start finding things around your house and you say it. Here we've got my skateboard. Here's my tramping pack. Nah, so what we've done... I'll be like, trash! Super popular show like Antiques Roadshow is

Pawn Stars. Oh, yeah. It's a pawn shop in Las Vegas and they talk about, you know, memorabilia from movies and all kinds of stuff. It's really cool. So we've taken the items from there. Sweet. That's fine by me. It's all good. I don't taken the items from there. Sweet. Oh, that's fine by me. It's all good. I don't care where they come from.

Did we write back to that cease and desist letter? I'll get to it, yeah. Okay, cool. Mark, you have the chance to play. You need to get two out of three correct. And if you do, you'll win the mobile fuel. If you don't, Joanne is standing by to take your money for doing absolutely nothing.

Oh, gee. Okay. All right. So, Mark, just to reiterate, if it's worth over $5,000, then it's treasure. And if you think it's worth under $5,000, it's trash. Okay? Okay. There you go.

First item. I have a Back to the Future 2 hoverboard signed by some of the cast members and a letter of authenticity to go with it. The hoverboard is in pristine condition. It's right out of the box. A hoverboard is in pristine condition. It's right out of the box. A hoverboard. A hoverboard from Back to the Future signed by some of the cast.

Now, it doesn't say whether Michael J. Fox has signed it. You would say Michael J. signed it if he'd signed it. Surely, right? Yeah, it's probably from Griff or someone. Is that trash or treasure? I'd say treasure. Probably worth over five, do you reckon? You reckon over 5K?

Okay, let's go to the audio. I'm looking around $300. Oh. Not much. Stink bars. It's okay, you've got two more chances. Here's your second item. This is Elvis' super fly coat,

one of the most iconic pieces of Elvis' wardrobe in the collector's market. I bought this from Mike Moon, who owns the Elvis Presley Museum in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. And Mike got it from J.D. Sumner, Elvis' bass singer. This from Mike Moon, who owns the Elvis Presley Museum in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. And Mike got it from J.D. Sumner, Elvis' bass singer. It is a genuine Elvis coat, and it comes with pictures of Elvis wearing it as well. And it's pretty iconic.

I know that coat pretty well. Trash or treasure? Treasure again. Treasure over $5,000. Let's go to the audio. $40,000. That's about right. Damn, $40,000. Let's go to the audio. $40,000. That's about right. Damn.

$40,000. Good work, Mark. That's a point in your favour. Nice work, Mark. Would you have the guts to wear a $40,000 jacket out of the house? Never. No, never. No.

It's a bit hot in here, Mark. Why don't you take your jacket off? No. No. Never take it off. Too much. Here you go. Last item. You need this one, okay?

This is it. Get this right, you right you win good luck this is the original superman one costume worn by christopher reeve i am here at the pawn shop today to sell a superman one the original costume bought this at an auction about four and a half years ago this This is easy. Oh, this looks cool too. This is easy. It is the original Superman outfit. The one. Superman one. First one, I'd say it'd be a treasure thing, wouldn't it? Let's find out. I think at auction

you're looking at a significant value in excess of $250,000. Wow! Wow, wow. You've done it. Congrats, Mark. We're going to get some mobile fuel out to you ASAP. Oh, thanks for You've done it. Nice work, Mark. Congrats, Mark. We're going to get some mobile fuel out to you ASAP. Thanks for that. Appreciate it.

You're welcome, Mark. No worries. It's Trash or Treasure. I prefer the porn star stuff. Yeah, it's more exciting. Or the British guys like, here's a teapot. Let Queen Victoria do the pooing. Let me go get this res.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. Just a little bit of a warning. This next conversation may not be for little ears. It's not going to be too bad, but just if you don't want to explain certain birds and bees. It's not graphic. It's not graphic, no.

But in nature, it is adult. Yeah, but it's a completely natural thing. What would you do, mate, if you accidentally walked in on two of your mates getting intimate? Doing the thing. Doing the things. Doing the gardening indoors. Yes, the indoor gardenings. High fives?

No, you wouldn't. Yeah, I'd be like. You'd be very awkward. One for you, one for you. And then if there's a third person there, I'd be like. You'd be very awkward. One for you, one for you. And then if there's a third person there, I'd be like, one for you too. They're like, leave. Get out. I would be very awkward and I'd go, sorry, and I'd close the door.

That's what I would do. I feel like that's what I would do as well. And I want to, I've actually got a text conversation. This is a real text conversation between me and one of my friends that happened yesterday morning. Who did the walking in? You or the friend? The friend.

Okay. The friend accidentally walked in on two of her friends and the following text conversation is taken from my phone yesterday morning. Will I be playing you or the friend? You will be playing the role of the friend and I will be playing the role of myself friend. Yeah. And I will be playing the role of myself. Here we go. Real conversation.

Shit. I just walked in on my friends having cirques. Uh, what? F. I think she feels more awkward than I do. Me. Uh, what position? Wait, that's the first question?

Well, because it could make or break the situation. Like there's certain positions. Oh, there's definitely more compromising positions than others. Exactly. But that's like the first thing you've asked. You haven't even asked who they were. I need to know the details. Right, okay.

What position is your last question? We resume the conversation at what position? She was on top. Me. Yeah, not an ideal situation for her. I left them for 10 minutes because she asked me to get her an orange juice. So I did, came back to deliver it,

and they are at it. Me. Blankets or no blankets? Nothing, not even a sheet. Me. Blankets or no blankets? Nothing. Not even a sheet. Me. So full nakedness then? Nah, she had a bra on, but I've seen her boobs a million times,

so that was the least of her worries. Me. Was there any eye contact made? Nah, I don't think so. I made very awkward chat though. Me. You spoke? WTF? Why? What did you say?

Yeah, and I kind of lingered as well. Oh, no. Lingered? It's like hangout. What are you just lingering in the doorway? What are you doing? Anyway, I said, what do you mean you lingered? I was like, sorry, I'll just leave your orange juice on the floor outside here. Yeah, because it's the orange juice that she's concerned about.

You're such a weirdo. I'm dying. I'm going to go cry now. Me. I think that would be best. And scene. And scene. And scene. Now, lots of questions.

Who are these people who are, like, hanging out with a friend and then within 10 minutes they can go from zero to complete naked doing it while someone's getting you a glass of orange juice? Well, that's the thing that I was like. Why would you ask someone to go get you an orange juice knowing all well that they're coming back with the orange juice? Unless your friends and orange juices code. Imagine we had our word and you're like,

hey, Clint, can you go get me a cheeseburger? And I'd be like, oh, yeah, Bree. How long do you need me to take to get the cheeseburger? About half an hour. I thought you were going to say, are we doing your time or my time? Because your time has a three in it also. It also. All right.

Got a question for you this afternoon on our three hours. I went hundred dials at him. Go on, ask the question. How long do you take? No, that's not the question. Who did you walk in on? Someone's already calling for how long? No, that's not the question.

That's not the question. 0800 dial ZM. Who did you walk in on? You can text us on 9696. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. This next piece of information slash us talking might not be for little ears. It's not a family friendly chat. But it's very funny.

Oh, the heat is coming in. We asked you, who'd you walk in on? Yes, after my friend and I had a text conversation yesterday where she was panicking massively because she walked in on her friend and her boyfriend doing the deed. They were doing the same position as that podcast that Caitlin does. Girls on top. Which is so much more awkward than other positions. It was very good.

The only one more awkward, I think, would be walking face first in the canine position. It was very good. The only one more awkward I think would be walking face first in the canine position. Yeah, not great. Not great. There's no hiding there, is there? There's no hiding. I just have to read this one text now. This is probably my favourite text.

Someone said, I had a mate walk in on me while performing a 68 plus one. Oh! Jennifer too. If you know, you know. Walk in on me while performing a 68 plus one. Oh! Oh! Jennifer, two. If you know, you know. Oh! What?

If you know, you know. I said this, you said this wasn't appropriate. We've done the disclaimer. If you know, you know. Come on, Ben. Give me a break, mate. If a complaint comes in, you're going to have to defend it. Oh, 800 dials at him.

Who'd you walk in on? Rose? Hi. Who did you walk in on, Rose? Hi. Who did you walk in on? Sorry. So it was my best mate that I was living with at the time, and her partner was round, and our lounging kitchen are in, like, a U shape,

and I was in the lounge, and they went into the kitchen. They were doing the dirty in the kitchen, and I had to walk. I would have had to walk past them to go to my room. And so I just had to like sit really awkwardly in the lounge until they sort of finished and went to bed. Oh my God.

What did you decide to watch while this was happening? I put my earphones in and that was that. Like I just zoned out. I'm like, I'm not listening to this. If you're doing it in a communal walkway, if you're doing it in, like, a passageway that other people need to use, you deserve to be interrupted. Yep.

I would have walked through and just gone, excuse me, watch your back, coming through. I just need to get into the oven. So you've already got into the oven. Do that thing when there's, like, a cat on your property that shouldn't be there and squirt them with a bottle of water. Get out of it. Get out.

Get out of there. Megan, hello. Hi, Megan. Hi. Who did you walk in on? Well, it was my best friend and I walked in on my little sister. Then she was losing her outlet. Oh, okay, oh, okay, okay.

Oh, God. Now, Megan, nobody's first time is I don't think anyone's is not awkward. Oh, no, and there is a point where it's awkward when it's

your older sister and her best friend giggling and laughing as they push the door open as well. Yep, they'll do it. Yep, they'll scar you for life. Sisters are doing it for themselves. Can I just read out one text before we go to our last person? Someone texted through, who'd you walk in on? They said, I was working in a rest home

And I walked in on a couple of clients Still got it Good Good for them Yep good for them When you hit that age too Do whatever the hell you want Yep

You are past judgement okay Last one's Roma Roma who did you walk in on My parents When I was like 14 years old I had just been sick Roma, who did you walk in on? My parents. When I was like 14 years old, I had just been sick. And like I walked in, I was like, I need my mum to help me like clean up and stuff, you know. Walked in and walked straight back out.

I just couldn't, I couldn't, you know, like and then the worst part is my mum tried to come to me the next day and explain what I had seen. And I was just like, I kind of already know. She's like, I dropped an earring and I was shocked. Yeah, I just, I don't really want to know. Roma, at that point, were you sick all over again? Yeah, pretty much. And I just didn't speak to them for the next two weeks. I ate my dinner in my room. I, like, came home from school, locked myself in the bed.

I couldn't look at them for, like, two weeks. It's for the best. And Roma never saw her parents again. Hmm. Roma is now an orphan. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM.

Bree and Clint. Birthday banger. To Bali. Mate. This is great. I don't know about this. This is awesome. Thanks to Grab One and Dark Travels. They've come on board Birthday Banger to Bali. Mate. This is great. I don't know about this. This is awesome. Thanks to Grab One and Dark Travels,

they've come on board Birthday Banger and every one song that gets played in Birthday Banger last week and this week will be in a draw to win a trip to Bali. I love that. It's cool, eh? Because getting your Birthday Banger on air is good enough, but then double it with a trip to Bali, the phones, I wonder why the phones are blowing up so hard.

The phones are going nuts. We have here a recap of the five songs that have got through already. So these are the five finalists from last week. Okay, check these out. Hey. Free and Clint's birthday banger. Just drop it out. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Don't have to be rich. Prince, great. My brother. He'll take me somewhere. Taylor Swift. Vintage Taylor. Oppan Gangnam Style. Prince, great. Taylor Swift. Vintage Taylor. That was a good day.

We do Gangnam Style, don't we? Hell yeah. Yes, finger boys. Finished it off with some Tayo Cruz last week. It's a good week of birthday banger. It was a solid week. Yeah. Okay, let's see who's getting in the draw today.

First one up to play birthday banger is Brian. G'day, Brian. Hello, mate. Hi there. What's your birthday, Brian? 29th of 10th of 1962. Okay, Brian, you were 16 in 1978 on the 29th of October. And back in the 70s, this topped the charts. That is excellent.

John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, of course, from the movie Grace. Happy with that, Brian? Oh, yeah, that's a banger. That's a Joan, Brian. It's going to be really hard to beat. Stacey's here. Hey, Stacey. Hi, Stacey.

Hi. What's your birthday, Stacey? 17 May 1989. Okay, Stacey, you were 16 in 2005 on the 17th of May, and back in 2005, this was number one. I'll never ever take you home. Don't you tell me you're loving me. You're loving me. From the album Ella Funk, you get the Black Eyed Peas, Don't Funk With My Heart.

They had a lot of hits, didn't they? Yeah, they might be the unofficial Kings and Queens of birthday banger, actually. Do you like that, Stacey? Definitely a banger. Yeah, definitely a banger. Especially if it wins you a trip to Bali, right? And one more. Hey, Hannah.

Hi, Hannah. How are you going? Good if it wins you a trip to Bali, right? And one more. Hey, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hey, how are you going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Hannah? 12 of August, 85. Okay, Hannah, you were 16 in 2001 on the 12th of August, and this is your birthday banger. I'm falling even more in love with you.

Let it go, I'm falling. Vintage, mid-2000s Christian rock. Lifehouse and hanging by a moment. It's got the feels, eh? It's got the vibe. Do you like it? Not bad. It's got the sing-along vibe to it.

Okay, wait there. This added pressure for us this week, eh? To make the right decision. If there's a trip to Bali on the line, because am I right in assuming only if your song makes it to air, you're in the draw? That's correct.

And also, every time someone wins, they also get a Grab One prize. Up for grabs today is two $20 tank vouchers and a $50 Grab One credit. For me, it's Brian with Grease Summer Nights. Gotta go Hannah and hang in by a moment. Really? I've got to. You're going with Life a Moment. Really? I've got to. You're going with Lifehouse over Grease. It's a tune.

Is it because it's not the Megamix? It's because it's not the Megamix. It's not the Megamix. And that is the exact reason because every time I hear that when it's not the Megamix, I'm disappointed. Okay, then it goes over to one of our producers and all three songs are still in play. You can also choose Black Eyed Peas.

Ellie looks really nervous, so we're not going to her. We're going to go to Producer Ben. Producer Ben, choose the winner of Birthday Banger. It's not the Megamix. It's not the Megamix, you're right. So I'm probably going to have to go with the Lighthouse song. But you don't even know the name of the band. You just said Lighthouse.

Yeah, but I had to put it in the system. Lifehouse. Lifehouse. I'm going with Hanging By A Moment. Over Black eyed peas And over grease It's happening Because it's big

You know it's big It's a banger It's a huge tune And Hannah's going to be stoked Hannah congrats Yes Ben Thank you guys Thank you

You're welcome Hannah You're in the draw For that trip to Bali Let us know What you think of this New Zealand I think it's controversial But here you go This is the winner

Of birthday banger Let us know where you think of this, New Zealand. I think it's controversial, but here you go. This is the winner of Birthday Bagger. I'm in love with you Letting go of all I've held on to I'm standing here until you make me move I'm bringing back the moment here with you We're getting old, I'm lacking Completely incomplete I'll take your invitation It ain't all I'm lacking, completely incomplete. I'll take your invitation, you take all of me now. I'm falling even more in love with you. Letting go of all I've been wanting.

I'll stand here and tell you make me love. I'm here, I'm over here until you make me love. I'm waiting by a moment here with you. I'm living for the only thing I know. I'm running in a crash, where to go? And I don't know what I'm diving into. Staying by a moment here with you. There's nothing else to lose feel There's nothing else to lose There's nothing else to find

There's nothing in the world That can change my mind There's nothing else There was nothing else I'm falling even more in love with you Letting go of all I've held on to I'm standing here until you make me move Only if I'm only here with you I'm living for the only thing I know I'm running in the clouds, you're where to go Bye. Ringing by a moment Ringing by a moment

Ringing by a moment Here with you ZM, Bree and Clint. It is the winner of Birthday Banger from Lifehouse. Hanging by a moment in isolation. A fantastic song. Up against Grease. Not the Megamix.

Summer Lovin'. Just Summer Lovin'. And I am the biggest Grease fan of all. Remember that time I made you dress up as Sandy? Yeah, and we sang this song. No, we sang the Megamix. That's fine. Any true Grease fan will know.

Any true Grease fan doesn't need a Megamix. No, you always need the Megamix. It's fine. Any true Grease fan will know. It's fine. Any true Grease fan doesn't need a Megamix. No, you always need the Megamix. It's fine. That's how Birthday Banger works, okay? It is a democracy, and the song with the most votes won. That means Hannah is in the draw for that trip to Bali. Thanks to our mate to grab one. Turning nine, but you get the perks,

and all you need is a birthday to play. We'll do it again tomorrow. Five this week, and then at the end of the week, someone wins that trip to Bali. That's correct. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Today is the first day that we, the Bree and Clint show, have been a full team for five weeks.

It's been a really weird month and a bit, hasn't it? Yeah. You went to Fiji to film a television show, Celebrity Treasure Island. Which is on very soon. Yeah. And then I very selfishly took two weeks off because me and my wife Lucy had our first baby. I know.

I can't believe. And I was so gutted that I missed the birth by a couple of days. Don't be because you weren't invited. Oh, I thought I was going to be there. To the birth? Yeah. No? I'm joking, but there is a situation that,

have you ever been at a birth before? No. No. Can't say it's on my list. Well, you know how some people get their friends there? No. Who's getting their friends in? I don't know.

Some people get. No one is getting their friends in. Some people get their kids in for the birth. Well, that's different because it's family. Like our midwife, she was at her sister's birth and then she went, I know what I want to do now. Producer Ellie, would you like to come to my birth when I eventually have a baby?

Yes, as a friend, I'd love to be there to support you. See? Actually, Producer Ben, can you go and get some audio, please? That's the last place I'd ever be. In all seriousness, though, that experience, being there, like, one of the most life-changing experiences of

my entire life. Yeah, I bet. I have, I already had an enormous amount of respect for my wife, Lucy, but after that, seriously, I am terrified of her Yeah, us girls are boss She is the strongest, most strong-willed, incredible person How do females do it? How do you do it?

How do they do it? How do you do it? Put the physics aside of this thing coming out of that thing And look at the fact that my like, my wife, Luce, I don't think she'll mind me saying, she was in labour for 36 hours. That's a long bloody time. And some women are in it for longer than that

and it's not a reverse race. You don't get points for being in it for longer. But it got to a point where I was like, how are you still doing this? How are you still able to do this? Crazy. And you know the craziest thing? She didn't cry.

Like this excruciating weird alien person. Anyway, that part of it was incredible and beautiful and terrifying and exhausting. But what's it like now having this baby? But now it's beautiful and terrifying and exhausting and crazy. It really is. We are so lucky that we have a healthy baby girl. Her name is Tui.

In case you don't know, her name is Tui Grace Aroha Roberts. And she's amazing. She's life-changing. And she is like, people say you can't put it into words. The feeling when she first arrived, I genuinely can't put into words.

Yeah. This feeling of, or try to, of sort of pride and fulfillment, but also this real sense of, shit, this is my person. Like I'm responsible for this person. Do you ever look at her and think- For the rest of her life.

Like that's half of me? No, I don't. Not yet? Not yet, no. People said they do. I don't yet. For the first week or so, I wasn't sure that I could recognise her in a line-up.

Well, yeah, they say that happens. They say, yeah, babies all look kind of the same. Now I can. I don't know if she's grown into her face a bit or if I've just got to know her. But yeah, I'm bad with names and faces anyway. Did you know, baby fact, that our eyes when you're born

are already 70% the size of what they are when you're an adult? Really? Buzzy G. Buzzy G. I would expect her to look way more googly than she does, if that's the fact. Not to sugarcoat the whole thing, though, because if you're thinking about having kids,

let me just give you a little bit of hashtag real talk. It is so hard. It is so... I'm not looking for sympathy. I'm not. I'm just trying to give it to you straight and tell you the truth. It is so incredibly hard, this process of trying to figure out what to do with a baby.

Because we did all the antenatal classes, read the books, listened to the podcasts. Nah, nothing. Nothing gets you ready for this thing. It is super rewarding, but it is so hard. But it's worth it, and it's unreal. And I haven't slept, and I'm probably babbling right now, but yeah, that's where we're at.

What a cool thing, mate. And we're all so excited for you and Lucy and I've met little baby Tui and she is the cutest little baby ever. I'm sure all babies are cute but she is extra cute. I would agree with that.

You're sure it's part you? Did you get to hold her? No, I didn't get to hold her. We'll work up to that. I don't know if you're ready. Mate, I am a woman. I've got like, you know, the things. She did an explosive poo on me the other day. Then we'll get along.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. How much money you got in your KiwiSaver? You know, that account that your money just goes into and you don't even see it and then all of a sudden, oh shit, I got a little bit in here. Where did this come from? Yeah, but you can't access it unless you're going to buy a house or retire.

It's like this magical pot of money that's waiting for you if you make it to retirement age. What if you don't make it? What if you don't? Well, this is the thing. Oh, that's a bit grim, isn't it? Well, it is a bit grim, but I think it gets transferred to your family, I think,

which is why you need a will. It should. Which is why you need a will, everybody. Are we willing to disclose how much is in our Kiwi Savers? How much you got in your Kiwi Saver, Bree? Do you know? You guys go first. I'm just going to check.

Producer Ben, how much in your Kiwi Saver? 21.9, so 21,000. Well done, mate. Good work. Close to 22. How much? 21,900. That's good.

Nice. You're going to need all of that and more, though, if you want to buy a house in Auckland. Yeah, I do, yep. Producer Ellie, what's your new KiwiSaver? I've got $23,500. Well done, guys. Nice.

Thank you. Bree, what's in yours? This is a safe space. Yeah, a safe space on the road. Come on. How much? $75,000? Oh, great

Six and a half Six and a half thousand Nice Not as big a clap I noticed Clint started a golf clap What's in your Kiwi Savers? I don't know I don't check mine

It's depressing Because I've already used mine To buy the house So now I won't look at mine So now I see why he wanted us To read ours out I won't use But I won't look I won't be able to use mine again Until I to read ours out. I won't use, but I won't look,

I won't be able to use mine again until I'm 65. So there's no point looking at it because I'll just be like, damn it, I want that money, I want it now. So I might as well just ignore it. However, there is a list that's been released of the four ways that you can get your money out of your KiwiSaver.

Up until now, we thought it was just retirement and buying a house. No, no, no. There's some other ways as well. So we'll just run through them just quickly. The first and easiest is buying your first home. Even then there's rules, like you have to live in it. And you have to have other money.

And you have to have other money. Purchase your house. Financial crisis. If you're in a financial crisis, you can withdraw your KiwiSaver to get yourself out of it. Would financial crisis, would wanting to buy a Nintendo Switch come under that? No, not financial crisis. Nor is having a big night out and then on Monday going,

oh no, I don't have enough money for rent or food. That is not the financial crisis. Technically, kind of. But yeah, it's crisis, but not the one they're after. I'm talking bankruptcy. Serious illness. If you have like a life-threatening illness that you require money for or you're terminally ill.

Treatments are super expensive. You can get access to your KiwiSaver for that. Obviously, that's not the one you want to have happen. The STDs. No, again. I'm asking for a friend. Your friend with an STD asked if you could find out about their KiwiSaver for them. This is the interesting one.

This is the fourth way that you can get your money out of your KiwiSaver if you leave the country. So if you go overseas, anywhere except Australia, anywhere except Australia, you can get your KiwiSaver out you just have to say I'm not coming back if you go I'm going to America I'm not coming back so give me my KiwiSaver

and they will transfer it to you I'm coming Rarotonga except Australia if you go to Australia and I just put it into the Australian version of KiwiSaver so sucks to be you. I don't have any money in that either ZM Spree and Clint the podcast into the Australian version of KiwiSaver. So it sucks to be you. I don't have any money in that either. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I was saying before that one of my friends has found themselves in a situation

where they've used the Lime Scooter and then they've forgotten to log off. Or lock. It's missing the final note on it. Yeah, it is missing in that. It's missing the final note. I've always wondered what would happen with this. Because if you haven't read one before, you log on with your phone,

and then at the end you have to push end ride, and you have to actually take a photo of the scooter to show that you've parked it all right. Yeah, so it's not in the water or anything, because then obviously they won't let you lock it because you've damaged it. Because it's in the water. We tried. No, we didn't. But one of my friends,

she is on a trip at the moment in Wellington and she said she was using a lime scooter to get around everywhere. And she met up with some friends and they got on the lime scooters and they may have had a few lemonades.

Which is against lime policy, by the way. It is is But not a lot They had like maybe two or three She said I don't care What do I look like? The fun police? Are you not the police?

No I couldn't give two shits They had like eight Anyway No they're not really But anyway She got home And she thought she locked it

She thought she logged off And she thought she did all the right things But turns out she didn't She's left it on so she said she got home at about 9 30 and she's woken up the next day at about eight o'clock oh so the potential for nearly a 12-hour lime session yeah oh because obviously limes charge by the minute they charge they've got a weird algorithm where they charge the algorithm they charge by the minute? They charge. They've got a weird algorithm. What is the algorithm?

They charge by the minute and by the distance. Right. So, I don't know. It's like a weird combination. And they're weirdly expensive too. They are quite expensive. Like they're quite expensive. It's almost equal to get a lime the same distance as it is to get an Uber.

Literally. The Uber, you're indoors. And you don't have a risk of dying. But liming is more fun. Liming is fun. Right, okay. Feel the wind in your hair. So she's got a bill?

Did she manage to log off when she woke up? Or did it log her off then? No, so she logged off. She had to go back downstairs. Take the photo. And find the lime. Yeah. Thank God it was still there, actually.

And anyway, she logged off and she had a bill. $193. That sucks. That sucks. There's nothing else to say. Feel the wind in your hair. She didn't. She was asleep. She was stationary the whole time. Bree and Clint else to say. Feel the wind in your hair. She didn't. She was asleep.

She was stationary the whole time. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. There's new research out about something that is making you fat. And all of us have this thing. And all of us use and do this thing every day. No willpower. That's part of it.

That is actually part of it. Is it? And to be honest, take what you want out of this Who cares if you're fat So long as you're happy right? Oh and healthy Like if you're getting I think yeah

If you're healthy That's the main thing But Research done Out of the University American College of Cardiology Has said that

Your phone Is the new thing That's making you fat. I believe that 100%. They've done research on people who are clinically overweight. Yeah. And they've found that the thing that they all have in common, a study done over a thousand people, is the people who are most overweight are using their phone for five hours or more

a day. And that doesn't sound like a lot, but if you're checking into Instagram every five, six minutes for a minute or two at a time, you'll easily clock up five hours. Plus half an hour of scrolling in bed before you can be bothered getting up, plus another half hour at night, plus another maybe hour or so while you're watching TV in the evening. It all adds up.

Oh, here we go. I've got my results. Do you know how you can do that on your phone? Oh, you can see exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So in the last, hold on, is this 24 hours? Yeah.

Last 24 hours. Yep. My screen has been on for eight and a half hours. Oh, baby. Well, you're the exception to the rule. I'm working. Yeah. I'm doing lots of emails. Yeah. And you're on it're the exception To the rule I'm working Yeah I'm doing lots of emails

Yeah and you're on When you're at the gym too And I watch a lot of porn On YouTube Alright The screen's quite big And it's waterproof It's waterproof

Oh my god I was not expecting The conversation To go down that track. Do you, New Zealand? Who gives a crap? Literally, do you?