ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 27th 2020

Episode Date: July 27, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Apologies to you regular podcasters who were faced with a, what are you going to say, a 12 hour delay with Friday's podcast? Yes. There's some technical difficulties. Ben exacerbated the issue by posting a picture of him in the podcast group with a beer saying sorry there's been a podcast issue. Fuel to the fire. Yeah, I don't think the two things were related, but he didn't been a podcast issue. Fuel to the fire. Yeah, I don't think the two things were related, but he didn't do himself any favours. No, not at all.

He definitely made it look like he had chosen to drink beer over you guys. Over your listening pleasure. So we're just here on his behalf to say sorry. We apologise for that. And he's been reprimanded. He's not even part of the show today. No, he's been asked to stand down Yeah

Can we take that line, is that okay? It won't get him in trouble He was away today Yeah, because we made him be away No, it's not related That's a lie Oh, alright Georgia, you can be on this too

Georgia's filling in for Ben today. I am the single man in an otherwise all-lady drive show today. Anastasia, where's your headphones? How do you not both have headphones? Oh, look, I did, but I was picked up, ready to go. I was done for the day. Okay. Were you?

I see how it is. Yeah, if you love. Can I just say, can I just say, as the only man in the show today, it's been an interesting experience for me. We have delved into all areas. I'm not going to say it. We've delved into all areas of female happenings. You know what?

This is what us girls talk about when it's just us girls yeah i know i found that out we like to talk you boys the lads you guys have your laddie chats guess what we talk about stuff yeah the girls yeah talk about periods yeah i know you did talk about you know other pleasurable things yeah okay yep talk about just saying oh yeah yeah yeah no i'm just saying i don't understand i don't understand why it's so gross for i talk about periods i don't think that it is no it's just it's just i don't disagree with that it's just some of the level of detail some of the level of detail you went into. We didn't actually.

No, we didn't. That's safe for tomorrow. Yeah. We were saving that. Well, you're not coming back tomorrow. Ray, this is my impression of Clint when we literally started talking about periods. Oh, yuck. No.

Yuck. No, no, not straight away. Yuck. It's when you got into the deeper nitty gritty. No. Yes. We haven't done that yet. Yeah, that was tomorrow. Yuck. It's when you got into the deeper nitty gritty. No. Yes. We haven't done that yet. Yeah, that was tomorrow.

We were saving that, remember? Lucky me. And then you're like, oh. You know what? You know what? My attitude is wrong. Okay? My attitude to this is wrong.

Your attitude? Yeah, and it's not, I'm being chauvinistic and I'm being rude. So you know what? I'm suspending myself. I'll be away tomorrow. No, don't be a little bitch boy. You should come in and your attitude being rude. So you know what? I'm suspending myself. I'll be away tomorrow. Now, don't be a little bitch boy. You should come in, and your attitude should be. No, I don't deserve it.

No, your attitude should be, here is an opportunity to learn. Yeah. I've actually got a calendar invite waiting for you. I've squandered that opportunity. I ruined it for myself. Anastasia doesn't know what's going on because she doesn't have headphones on. You can't do that. Come in here.

No, we're going to wrap it up. Have a great evening, everybody. Whenever you listen to this. Do me a favor. If you want to send Clint a fact about periods. No, shut up. So we can learn something. Speaking of, I'll tell you,

I'll enter a period chat for a second Which I don't have a problem with, I think you guys are wonderful I love how I don't have a problem with it, I really love it I love periods I'm just out of my depth What about the tampon applicator story we talked about today Not on the show Oh, I haven't heard this

Johnny Depp, it's been found out that Johnny Depp's favourite thing to do is to do I haven't heard this Johnny Depp It's been found out That Johnny Depp's Favourite thing to do Is to do I don't think Georgia Will know what a Tampon applicator is Surely she knows

What it is Wait why would I not know Because I mean It's not super common It's not No but I do know Someone that used to use one Right

That's the only reason I know In America Super common for everyone To use it In Australia Oh even I knew what they were Okay guys I'm back In the period chat

You're like running the period chat right now Anyway so you know what it is Anyway so you know what it is It's come out that it's Johnny Depp's favourite thing to do lines of cocaine through What? The tube bit, the actual plunger, the bit that goes thump and whacks it in there Like you know how big that is? I actually have never seen one

Oh right Oh haven't you? I just know people that use them. Think of a very wide straw. Very wide. Like one of those jumbo straws. And he's snorting cocaine out of it. Which, I mean, do your cocaine however you want.

It's just a weird choice of apparatus. That's so bizarre. There's a quote for the podcast. I mean, do your cocaine however you want, but. You know what I mean, though? If he had said, I want a wider straw to do my cocaine out of, that would be more understandable than him going, I think I'm going to try a tampon applicator.

I think it just shows that he's environmentally aware and he loves drugs. What's environmentally aware about it? Because he's reusing plastic. That's assuming... Second use. That's assuming that he is using The same applicator each time

I was thinking that he was literally Peeling the plastic off Shooting the tampon out And then getting himself the applicator to go Oh! I thought it would be like Through a stainless store You try and let us know

No thank you What the hell Wouldn't it be better for the environment would be like through a stainless store. You try and let us know. No, thank you. What the hell? No, wouldn't it be better for the environment? Yeah. I take that back. I don't know anything. And if you're listening, do your part for the environment.

No, George is right. Use a stainless steel straw. If you're doing your coke out of anything but a bamboo reusable these days, shame on you. Who are you? Shame on you. What are you doing?

You're basically killing sea turtles. Now we can start the podcast and we can go. Have a great podcast. Bye. Awkward again. Shut up. I was going to say have a great night, but then I don't know when you're listening. I asked you a question just before.

What would you do? You make a promise to your best mate 20 years ago that if either of you win the lotto, you'll split the winnings. A promise is a promise, Brie, and it doesn't change anything. But I would like to know how much money I won. Just out of interest. Yeah, see, I'm not buying that one bit. Just out of interest.

And how tight are we still? Because I mean. You're still best mates. So he's going to know? Yes. He's going to know when you pull a Ferrari into your driveway. Yeah. Well then a promise is a promise. Only because he would know. How much

money are we talking about? We're talking about $22 million and that's exactly what happened to longtime friends Tom Cook and Joe Feeney who lived in Wisconsin, sorry, Wisconsin, and they made a pact 20 years ago that they would split the lottery if they either won. They bought a ticket each every weekend, and then amazingly Tom, 20 years later

Ended up winning the 22 million in the lottery And what do you think happened? Do you think he split it? I feel like, knowing as much as I know about him now Tom from Wisconsin, he sounds like a great guy He went through with it He split the money with us Because also 22 mil is enough.

Like then you get 11 mil each. You're both still incredibly rich. No, well, you don't. You have to get the lump sum, which ended up being about 16 million. What do you mean? Oh. Because in the American lottery, I don't know how it works here, but when I lived in America, I found this out as well.

So say you win 22 million. Yeah. You can either decide if you want to take the lump sum, which I think is about $16 million, or you take $22 million in small chunks over the next... Paid out over years. Over how many years? Like 10 years maybe?

Yeah. Anyway, he said a handshake is a handshake and he's halving it with his mate. They're taking 50-50. Awesome. And you know what's nice about that? You get to be rich with your best mate. Yeah, how much better?

There is something cool about that. So much better. Because I don't, I mean, imagine that you all of a sudden have $16 million, but all of your mates in Wisconsin, they don't have money. And so you're like, oh, should we go to the fanciest restaurant in Wisconsin tonight? And they'll just be like, well, yeah, if you're paying. This way you've got someone to enjoy the money with. Yeah, and then you can laugh at all your other

peasant friends and be like, ha ha ha ha. You know, I've almost literally been in this situation before. Oh, here we go. No, I have. Yeah. I have. My flatmate and I and our other flatmate had a pact that if we won the lotto and it was getting up there really big,

I think the first time it was going towards $30 million, we were all buying tickets and we had a deal that if one of us won, the other two would get 10% each. So you carve off 20% and you split it amongst the other two. And we're like, yeah, yeah, deal, yep, yep, good deal, good deal, yep, yep. And we're all buying our tickets, not really believing that we were going to win. The night of the draw, one of our flatmates goes, you know that 10% deal that we've got?

We said, yeah. And he said, that's only if we win the Powerball, right? It's only if we win the- The big one. And we went, oh, it only applies if you win more than a million. And we go, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair. Only if you win more than a million. And we go, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair. Only if you win more than a million. That night, that guy won first division and won $300,000.

I, I, I, I, you not. And let me ask you, are you still mates with that guy? Yes, I am mates with him. Yeah, I am still mates with him. Good mates? Because, yes, yes. Why are you gritting your teeth so hard? No, I'm really good friends with him.

Our flat got kitted out with an amazing TV And a Blu-ray player and a treadmill We got everything I mean, I would have liked to have got $32,000 But, you know, shit happens So he obviously did the right thing and he invested Yeah, he invested in the flat He invested in stuff, yeah In the meantime, welcome to the Time Game I'm invested in stuff, yeah. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Time game.

In the meantime, welcome to the time game. A game where... We go back in time. Yeah. It's pretty amazing. Mm. Just joking. We just have to guess how long 30 seconds is. It's actually like one of those things where you're like,

oh, that seems fairly easy. Mm. But in theory, when would you really have to do that? Never. Unless you are a person who reads 30-second commercials for a job and you get really good at it, it's quite hard to do. It's a game of trust too because you and I are surrounded by clocks and we could cheat.

And the person who plays with us on the phone, they could be using a stopwatch in the car and they could cheat. But, Sean, we're trusting you in the time game today that you won't cheat because you're a good person, right? I am. I am. Yeah. Also, there's no point in cheating because there's no prize. It's just for...

Yeah, props. It's just for Kudos. So, yeah. I'm going to count it up in my head. Let's go. Okay, let's do this. I reckon Sean goes first. You reckon Sean goes first? Yeah, I'll go.

Okay, all right. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, he's keen. Look, he's keen. Okay, producer Anastasia is here and she's running a timer. Hey, Sean. Sean, you'll hear Anastasia count you down. And then when you think 30 seconds has gone by, yell out stop and we'll stop the timer. All right.

Also, just to keep in mind, Clint and I are allowed to do whatever we want to distract you. Yep. Excellent. All right. Count them down, Anastasia. I can do the same? Exactly. You can do. Excellent. All right. Count them down. I can do the same? Exactly.

You can do the same. All right. You'll start the time game in 3, 2, 1, go. Okay, you're underway, Sean. While you're doing that, Bree and I are just going to go through our supermarket receipt that we just went to New World before the show. So I got some cheese.

That was $12.99. Yeah, and how many grams of these nuts were yours? I think I got about 283 grams of nuts. Pistachios, actually. I only got three grams of nuts. Did you get three grams? Yeah. That's not very many.

It's a pine nuts. Yeah, well, I wasn't sure if I wanted two or four, so I just got three grams of nuts. Three nuts. Yeah. How long were we in the queue for? Stop. Stop.

Okay, don't say. Don't say it's time. Don't say it's time because Brie needs to go next. Okay. All right. All right. Brie, are you ready to play the time game? I'm ready.

I had a shocker last week. This is your chance to do better. Three, two, one, go. I went to the countdown and I thought, like, oh, I think it was, two, one, go. I went to Countdown and I bought like, oh, I think it was like three litres of milk and it was like $5.99

or something like that and then I went and got gas. I could see the gas was sitting at about $1.78, which is pretty good for down here, $1.78. That's pretty good, Sean.

Yeah, that's impressive. Did you have one of the six cents per litre fuel receipts from the supermarket? No, I go to the South Sea Pr pumps because they're a little bit cheaper. Oh, right. I see.

I see. How much cheaper? About 20 cents sometimes. Yeah, right. I thought they were about 15 seconds cheaper. Stop. Okay. Clint.

All right, Clint, you're up. I'm ready to go. Sean, get your best distraction on, all right, because we need it. And I think everybody's exhausted supermarket content. Count me down, Anastasia. Three, two, one, go. So my birthday's on the 3rd of the 3rd, 92. Is it?

My birthday's on the 3rd of the 1st, 89. Oh. Yeah, so we're kind of close. Yeah. You're 60, 70, 3, 2, 4, 5, 2, 6, 7, 8, 19. My old cell phone number is 027814430. That was good from you at the end, Sean. That was good.

I like that. Producer Anastasia, please reveal who's come in third place. Wonderful. Oh, I didn't think about how much maths this might involve. Is it that close? Yeah, it's pretty close. There's a bit of a tiebreaker. I'm going to start off with what I think is the furthest away,

which is Clint at 27 seconds. Damn, I was way too fast. 27, okay. Now, we've got a bit of an issue here because I think it's a tie or it goes down to the milliseconds. Yes, it does, yeah. So coming in at second place,

second place, oh, sorry about this, maths. Second place is Sean. I'm sorry, you said 32 seconds 21. 32 seconds 21. And guess what, Bree, it was 32 seconds 19. Yeah! It's pretty much the same difference. I'll take it this week.

That is punishingly close. God, Sean, we were right on. Rules are rules. Thanks for playing the time game, Sean. That's how it works. Cheers, Sean. And congrats on your victory. Bree, is that your first ever victory?

That's my second, I think. Is it? Yeah. Oh. Was I here round for your first one? Yeah, you were here. You came last. Oh, right.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is... The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, obviously super topical from the documentary The Last Dance. Michael Jordan is back in the news because his original game-worn Air Jordans are up for auction.

How much? Oh, my goodness. How much? I hope you're all sitting down. $1.3 million is the most expensive pair that Christie's are looking to auction. Now, let me just tell you about this pair of shoes, right? Like, I love a shoe, love a good shoe, but this shoe, these shoes are history.

These shoes are what he was wearing when he did a slam dunk. Is that what they call it? When he grabbed onto the ball and the hoop and the whole thing smashed. Yeah, that's a slam dunk. Yeah, that's a slam dunk. Dean the sports guy, by the way. Yeah, Dean loves his sport.

Loves sport. A bit of the backboard got wedged into the back of the shoe. So the shoes, not only were they worn by Michael Jordan, they still have a piece of the backboard stuffed in the back of them. $1.3 million. Other ones up to $600,000, $900,000. It's one of the most expensive celebrity memorabilia auctions ever. It's up there with the Marilyn Monroe dress that she wore when she sang

Happy Birthday. That was $1.2 million. He's going to top it with $1.3 million. So that's big coin. You've got to be a big fan for that kind of cash, though. I've got a question for you both, Bree and Dean. You pay $1.3 million for Michael Jordan's shoes. Two questions, actually.

First of all, do you wear them? Absolutely. You'd wear them? Dean, would you wear your $1.3 million shoes? Yeah questions, actually. First of all, do you wear them? Absolutely. You'd wear them? Dean, would you wear your $1.3 million shoes? Yeah, I'd definitely try them on. I could fit in one of them. They're about a size 85. Question number two, would you sniff them?

Yeah. Yeah, right? Totally. Would you sniff Michael Jordan's $1.3 million shoe, Dean? All day. Yeah, and Michael Jordan himself, probably, if I was given the chance. Yeah, right.

Okay, well, there's some brutal honesty from you, too. I love it. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Next, we're going to hear the winner. You could say next on the show we're going to hear the best singer in Hamilton. Yeah. Yeah, right.

You could argue that. You could say the greatest singer the Waikato has ever produced. She would probably say that um she won our friday oki live in hamilton on friday and you can hear the song that took out that 500 bucks brie and clint did friday oki live on friday oh baby i kissed a girl and i liked it pretty good brie and cl, Friday Okie Live. Two down. On Friday, we went down to Hamilton,

and we did Friday Okie Live at the bank, and man, it was good. God, the talent in the Tron. I tell you what, there was literally good singer after amazing singer after amazing singer. It was on show. And so many of those great moments where you don't expect somebody to be good,

and then boom, from the first note you go, oh my God, this person can actually sing. Everyone was amazing. It was crazy. We had people doing George Michael. We had people doing Ray Charles. Remember the lady who got up and did four non-blondes? She was incredible.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a great karaoke song. Yeah, she was amazing. $500 up for grabs, as there is at all of our Friday Okie Lives, and we got a winner. Our winner joins us on the phone this afternoon. Good afternoon, Zara. G'day.

Hello. You are officially the best singer in Hamilton. Congratulations. Woo-hoo. And can I say, Zara, it was stiff competition. So for you to take it out, big achievement. It really was. Like, when I got there, I was like, oh, actually,

I don't think I have a chance at this. When I saw you, I've got to be honest, and I saw that you'd put down Whitney Houston, I Want to Dance with Somebody, I thought, she doesn't have a chance. Tough song. I was like, this girl is way out of her depth. She's had one too many long whites before she's come down.

But it's going to be a train wreck. It's going to be great to watch. But it wasn't. It was epic. The performance was everything. Your voice was everything. You really put on a show and I think the song choice also got you over the line in the end. Thank you so much. Oh, thanks. Do you want to

hear a replay of yourself, Zara? Not really. Well, we do. This is part of the prize. If you take out a Fridayoke and the next one's in Wellington, by the way, you get your song replayed live on ZM

across the whole country. So strap in. This is like your first ever nationwide gig. Zara, the winner of Friday's Fridayoke in Hamilton. Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel like it's somebody Friday Oaky in Hamilton.

If you know the song, you know how incredibly hard that song is to sing. And you took it and you made it your own, Zara. I really did. I'm surprised I wasn't out of breath because I was jumping around everywhere. And you were five lemonades in. So, I mean, imagine what you could do. There were so many notes

I thought you were going to screw it up. But she didn't. And you didn't. And you got the most votes in the room. That's how you win this comp, by the way. The room decides. We don't pick it. We collect the votes.

We add them up and you win. What's your advice for someone who wants to come down and do Friday Oki either in Wellington, Christchurch or Dunedin? Those are the ones we've got left to do. Ooh, bring the party, honestly. Just have a good time. Don't be serious at all.

Yeah, I think that's really good advice. And when you performed, Zara, that was probably my favourite part was the actual performance as well. Like the crowd was up dancing. She was pure confidence. Like everyone was into it. It was great. Okay, well, congrats, Zara.

Enjoy your $500. Thanks for coming to Friday Okie Live. Thank you. Thank you. Friday Okie takes a week off this week, but next Friday we will be live in Wellington. Full details are on the events section of our Bree and Clint Facebook page. And then straight after that, Christchurch. And then straight after that, Dunedin. We're coming to you section of our Bree and Clint Facebook page. And then straight after that, Christchurch. And then straight after that, Dunedin.

We're coming to you guys. Bree and Clint. It's time for... James Vaughan and Megan. 50K. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. A do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Absolutely huge new competition here on ZM. We're giving away $50,000 with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan's Fact of the Day.

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A safer place to borrow money online. Bree and Clint. So there's heaps of chances to win too. This story has plagued me over the internet because it's made me examine myself and go, God, could I find myself in this situation? It's a story about a man whose wife has left him for what you would have to say is a pretty normal,

everyday thing that a lot of people would do. No, it's not because he has a small... No. No, people can't even see the gesture that you're making. That's why it was funny for you and I. So a man called Matthew Frey claims that the simple thing that he does led to his marriage of 13 years falling apart. God, it must have been bad.

He cheated. No, no. I said normal everyday thing that all of us do. Right. Yeah, no, that's... Glimpse into Bree's life. I didn't hear that part. He has written a blog post where he explains that his wife

and mother of their four-year-old child, they've got kids together, declared that she had had enough because... I know what it is. Do you want to have a guess? Yeah. All right, hang on. Go on. Because I know he it is. Do you want to have a guess? Yep. Alright, hang on. Go on.

Because I know he's left the toilet seat up. No, it's not toilet. No, no, but you're in the ballpark. Something like that. Something like that. Something like small like that.

He says that his wife of 13 years left him because he left dishes in the sink. Oh yeah, I'd probably do the same. You would not.

You would not. You would not. You'd bottle it up and you'd get passive aggressive for the rest of your life and you'd go, why can't you put your bloody dishes in the sink? I've never thought, I know that is annoying, but I've never thought that it's enough to end up leaving somebody over. You know what I'd do? You grab, because it's, what was she getting annoyed at? That he didn't wash the dishes?

Was that it? The straw that broke the camel's back was that he left two dirty glasses not even in the sink, he left them beside the sink. Oh, he couldn't even put them in the sink. No. I'm trying to figure out if she's overreacted and I'm reading a little bit of his blog post.

He wrote, I tried to help my wife around the house so I thought I'd do a load of laundry. I'd put the dryer on and maybe even fold some clothes too. So, it sounds like... You should just do the classic flat... It sounds like he doesn't do much anyway. Just do the classic flat hack if anyone leaves dirty dishes in the sink.

What's that? You just take them all and you put them in their bed. Yes, that's good. Like I said though, this story has made me re-examine my own relationship and go, God, could this happen to me? And before the show I text my wife Lucy and I said, look, I know I'm a dream to live with but if you had to say,

if you had to pinpoint something that was annoying for me, what would it be? Take your time. We're not on air for another hour yet. She texts me back within a minute and she said, it's a tie between your snoring and your loud walking. Do you walk loud? Apparently.

This is the first I'm learning of it. Yeah, snoring's a bad one, but some would argue you can't help it. No, thank you. So I wouldn't say that's the same. No. Like to me. I know, you're right, you're right. I don't intentionally snore.

No. Whereas like you intentionally don't wash the dishes. I also don't intentionally loud walk. Yeah, but you can help that one because you're awake. Well, I can now that I know about it. What about you and your relationship? Oh, no. What does your partner do that annoys you?

Don't. I honestly think, no, I'm the annoying one. You're the annoying one. I'm the annoying one. That's why you and me have been grouped together. It's birds of a feather. You know what it is for me? I know what it is.

What? It's leaving my makeup wipes all around the bathroom. Oh, are you one of those people? No, well, I'm someone. I'm not going to say that what no it sounds gross what i like they're quite expensive because i get the i reuse them it's got two sides i'm so cheap it does it does have two sides oh 800 at m this afternoon we want you to vent i want to give you um the chance to get it off your chest.

What is the everyday thing that your partner does that annoys you? Maybe it's enough that you would consider leaving them over it, or maybe like we said, you're just going to bottle it up for the rest of your life and let it eat away at you. Or maybe you've had argument over argument and all the arguments about this one thing, but it doesn't change.

What is it? What are they doing that pisses you off? Give us a call. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint. A man claims that his wife of 13 years has left him, like fully applied

for divorce, filed for divorce because he left his dirty dishes in the sink or not even in the sink, around the sink. But obviously

he'd done it quite a few times. We think it's a cumulative result of probably being an annoying person to live with. Yeah. He said, he wrote a blog about it and he said, lots of good guys make bad husbands.

I see what he's saying. So we want to talk to you guys about the annoying thing that your partner does. Get it off your chest now and hopefully it won't result in divorce later on. I thought about another one that I do. Yes. That my partner hates. Yeah. I thought about another one that I do. Yes. That my partner hates.

Yeah. I don't ever wipe the top of the toothpaste. Oh. So it's messy. Who wipes the top of the toothpaste? Oh, trust me. Are there toothpaste wipers out there? Yeah.

They keep it nice and clean and I do like it clean, but I'm just lazy and I don't do it. Life's short, man. Hi, Ash. Hi, Ash. Hi. Hi, how you going? You can relate specifically to the dishes in the sink one, right? Yes, yes, I can.

Talk to us. What's going on in your relationship? What do they do? I love my partner very much, but we have a fancy new dishwasher and he leaves his dirty dishes by the sink right by the dishwasher instead of putting them into the dishwasher when it's dirty. Come on!

It's one extra tiny movement. How many times a week do you think you hit him up about his dishes habit? Well, I did it just this morning, so probably about five times a week, if not a little bit more. Hey, Ash, do you ever get as pass-ag as to wash your dishes and not his? Yes. get um as pass pass ag as to wash your dishes and not his yes i was gonna say you should do you should do bree's trick of putting his dirty dishes in his bed but the problem is it's your

beard as well just put it on his side put it under his pillow put it under his pillow um thanks ash um let's talk to trevina trevina hi hi hi how are you i'm i'm good good ready to have events trevina what's the thing your partner does that you can't stand oh i hope he's not listening but well it doesn't matter your name's not recognizable yeah it's not you've got a distinct yeah yeah yeah yeah one of a kind go on get it off your chest what's he doing? We've been together for 15 years, so I should have learnt by now. But he grinds his teeth when he's sleeping. Oh. Yeah, I've heard people do that before.

He needs a mouth guard. He needs to, I need to pull them out. Oh, it's gotten that bad. That would help. Oh, right. Yeah, just, no, put him in a double rubber mouth guard. Put a pillow over his face. Put a pillow over his face.

Trevino, are you looking forward to the day that his teeth are completely ground down and he has to get some false ones and then he takes them out and puts them in a glass next to the bed? That's going to come around pretty soon, I think. Thank you. That's a hard one, though, because he can't control it. I know. I know. But this is the thing. You need though Because he can't control it I know I know

But this is the thing You need to make proactive steps To control it If your partner's that angry about it It's like the snoring thing Like I know I have to sleep on my side So And you sleep in the spare room

Or I sleep in the spare bedroom When you've had a few drinks Everyone had a couple of They're not even as big as that Someone texted and said Their partner leaves He's a gym junkie And he leaves protein powder all over the beach.

I'd hate that. My brother used to do that. But I guarantee your partner doesn't even know that he's doing it. Probably not. Just tell him. He won't have any clue. Or maybe he does and he can't be bothered. He won't even know that it's a big deal.

Hannah finally, hi. Hiya. Hannah, tell us, what does your partner do that really ticks you off? It's actually, I'm the culprit. And I didn't realise that I did this until he mentioned it in our wedding vows. What was it? It's leaving half-drunk cups of coffee around the house. He waited until your wedding vows to bring up the thing that he dislikes about you the most.

Yes, it wasn't until that time that I realised I was that irritating. That is the most passive aggressive I've ever heard. Did he still say I do after that? Yes, he did. And so did I. Yeah, right. Well, don't worry about it. He's stuck with you.

Bree and Clint. We just finished on everyday things your partner does that annoys you. I've just got to read this one text out that I feel like the girls will relate to. Okay. Someone has texted, every time my partner shaves, he leaves little pieces of black facial hair around the sink. I can't even count how many times my wife has got angry at me for that. And they're really hard to clean up. We're talking about microscopic. We don clean up. We're talking about microscopic.

We don't care. We're talking about little. We don't care. And the worst part is, is the same thought runs through every woman's brain. Where did that come from? Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's off the face. No, well.

It's off the face. Trust me, some of my old flatmates, you never know. No, you've got to do the downstairs stuff outside, man. Chill out. Outside? It's time for another Brie and Clint taste test. We tasted. So you don't have to.

Just kidding, just kidding. Let's do a taste test, shall we? This is interesting. A post from the Marmite New Zealand Instagram account has caused a bit of a stir online over the weekend. They posted this. True or false? You can drink Marmite.

Ooh. Answer. True. Along with tasting great in broths, Marmite is also great on its own. In a cuppa with hot water, it's like Marmite miso soup. Oh, come on. So I thought we should give it a go. So I've organised both of us a cup of hot Marmite.

Because what if we've been missing out all this time? What if... Oh, I don't know if I'm going to like this. What if this is a delicious beverage that we should have been trying all along and we didn't know about it? Thank you. Now, I've tried to be culturally sensitive here, Brie, and I've actually made you a cup of hot Vegemite.

Oh, there's chunks in it. Yeah, producer Anastasia said the Marmite was way easier to dissolve than the Vegemite. Yeah, the Marmite's runnier. Don't know why, but, um, so you get the Aussie version. Oh, it stinks. And I get the Kiwi version. This is, um, it's a good time for

a cup or two. What are we at? We're at Hubbass 4. It kind of looks a little bit like miso soup, I'm not going to lie. That's what they've said, a Marmite miso soup. So we're going to taste this for you guys and let you know if it's any good. Oh, it's so strong. Oh. It's real strong. How much Marmite do we use in here,

Anastasia? Just the one teaspoon? There's a lot more in mine. Yeah, actually, I choked a whole tablespoon. There must have been a bit of lost in communication there, sorry. Yeah, there's a whole tablespoon. There must have been a bit of lost in communication there. Sorry. Yeah, there's a whole tablespoon. All right.

Cheers. Bottoms up. Here we go. Here, cheers. Oh. Oh. I don't mind. It's quite beefy.

It's like... It is kind of like a miso soup. I'm not going to lie. I was ready to hate this, but it's kind of like, have you ever dissolved an oxo cube and just done that as like a poor man's soup? If I ever. Or if you just had the beef sachet from the beef two-minute noodles. Yeah. No, drink it.

Oh, drink it. Yeah. Bone broth was quite popular in the past year as like a health trend, and that's what I thought it smelled like when I made it. Yeah, right. If I ever break my jaw, I'm just going to have my Vegemite toast like this. You know what? I was doing this to roast it, but I actually quite like it,

especially in the middle of winter. This is, I mean, if you don't like Marmite, you're not going to enjoy this, but yeah. Yeah, I'm starting to turn, I think. It's time for another Bree and Clint taste test. We taste it so you don't have to. I thought I didn't mind it. Set it now.

Bree and Clint. She's got COVID. Yeah, I saw that. Doja Cat. After she made a few accusations. Oh, right. Oh, I haven't looked deep into that. She was saying, oh, what is everyone so worried about?

And then she got it. And then she got it. That's always the way. Same thing happened to Boris Johnson. Yeah. Okay, let's do cliffhangers. Oh, my God. What?

No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh, my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. Free mobile fuel up for grabs. You just have to tell us three quarters of a great story. Then Bree and I will make up an ending

that'll get mixed in with your real ending and people will have the chance to guess the cliffhanger. If they get it right, they'll steal your mobile fuel. If they don't, then you'll take it home. Can you pick it out from the ending line-up? Kiani's here. Hi, Kiani. Hi, Kiani.

Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Kiani, tell us three quarters of your cliffhanger. Okay, so it was last summer and me and my mates were heading down to the beach at

Pawanui. We were going for a snorkel and we get in the water and I went to put my slipper on and then... Okay, producer Anastasia has the options for the ending this week. Sweet. So option one was, and then all I felt was a big squish.

Apparently my dog had found a new place to do his poos. Option number two, I went to put my flipper on and ripped my toenail off. My friend had to go underwater to look and see if it'd come off fully. And option number three, all of a sudden, a crab scuttled out of the flipper, up my leg and into my wetsuit. I freaked out,

rolled around in the sand, which scared the crab too. It bit me right on my lady bits. Oh, gosh. Three intense. It's a whole new meaning to having crabs. Endings to the cliffhanger this week. One of those actually happened to Kearney.

The others are absolute BS. Can you pick which one it is? They're all quite believable. I think so too. I hope it's not the last one. What happened at Pawanui last summer? Oh, 800 dials at him. If you get it correct, you're stealing Kearney's free mobile fuel.

Bree and Clint. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh, my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. I really enjoy this game because we get great stories out of people.

Plus, it pushes you and me, Bree, to be as creative as we can and as convincing as we can with our lies. Sometimes too creative, I think. I think we might have hit it right on the nail on the head this week, though. They all could be real. Kiani told us three quarters of a story that involved her and a trip to Pawanui. Kiani, can we get that story one more time, please?

Only three quarters, though, Kiani, okay? Yeah, sure. So it was a nice summer's day, and me and my mates were at the beach in Pawanui. We were going for a snorkel, and I hopped in the water, went to put my flipper on, and then... And here comes the three alternate endings.

Producer Anastasia. So we had option one, which was All I felt was a big squish Apparently my dog Had found a new place To do his Poos No I didn't really I really didn't want

I don't want to say it Can I say number two Next time Sweet that's it Number two option I went to put my flipper on And it ripped my toenail off My friend had to look underwater

And see if it had actually Ripped off in her head. Oh, that is gruesome, that one. That's horrible. Option number three. All of a sudden, a crab scuttled out of my flipper, up my leg and into my wetsuit. I freaked out and rolled around in the sand, which scared the crab,

and it bit me right in my lady bits. Wow. Good aim. I don't think you want any of those to be true, but one of them is. Abby, do you believe you know the correct cliffhanger to Kearney's story? Yeah, I think I know the answer.

I think I'm going to look at number one. Number one. Number one, which was? That was all I felt was a big squish. Apparently my dog had found a new place to do his. Number twos. Kearney, what's the correct ending to your story? I wish it was that one.

It was actually option number two, and I ripped my toenail off. Sorry, Abby, but because you didn't guess right, that means, Kiani, you take home the mobile fuel. Nice work. There's not many instances where you go, I wish I'd put my foot in dog poo. I know. You'd be fine.

Yeah, right. That was terrific. That means... Which toenail, Kearney? Big toe? It was my big toe, yeah. I've got photos if you want me to send them through. No, thank you.

Has it grown back yet? It has, but it's not quite right. I was going to say, they always grow back kind of weird. They're never quite the same again. All right, Free Mobile Fuel, coming out to you, Kiani. Well done. Free and Clint. There is an article out today saying that cosmetic surgeons

have seen a spike in Kiwis having voluntary elective, I guess you would say, cosmetic procedures done. Really? Bit of a nip-tuck done. The reason that they're saying they are seeing four times as many people in New Zealand cosmetic surgery. Four times as many? Four times.

The thing that has caused such a big spike in that is Zoom and FaceTime and Facebook chat. Looking at your face too much. Yeah, and working from home and doing everything over your screen. That's a bit, that sucks a bit, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. But at the same time, it's so easy to fix a lot of the issues that you'll find when you see yourself on the screen and go,

there's so many little things you can do to make yourself look better in a Zoom call, like not having the camera looking up your nostrils. Yeah, that's the worst angle. No one looks good like that. Like having front-facing lighting coming on to you, you know? Yeah, you don't want to be able to see if a bat's in the cave. Exactly right. Like actually putting on some clothes and washing your face.

Washing your hair maybe once. And brushing your hair. Because you're going into a work meeting. We know you're working from home. But even if you just do the top half, then it's going to make a hell of a difference. It seems pretty drastic to go in and go, okay, I'm working from home now.

I need filler. I need Botox. I need you to bring the eyes back a little bit. I need it all. Yeah, right? A full facelift. Yeah, because the other thing you can do is just turn the camera off. Well, that's true too. Yeah. Because, I mean, everyone has a slip-up on Zoom anyway. Yeah. Because the other thing you can do is just turn the camera off. Well, that's true too.

Yeah. Because I mean, everyone has a slip-up on Zoom anyway. Yeah. Have you ever thought that when you were on the Zoom? What, that I need to have some cosmetic surgery done? Yeah. Have you ever thought that about yourself at all? Hmm. We've had some photos done recently where I wish there was a,

if not a physical scalpel taken to me, I wouldn't have minded if they'd used a bit of earbrushing, that's for sure. But, you know. I think a moustache makes you look a bit older in that photo, to be honest. Yeah, the moustache doesn't do much. These are our current photos that we're talking about.

Clint hates them because he thinks he looks, like, really old and like a grandpa. I do. I'm just saying, yeah, you do. Hey, okay, you don't have to agree with me. No, I wasn't agreeing with you. I was agreeing with the fact that you hate them. I think you look great.

Excuse me, I need to go moisturise. We'll be back in a moment. I thought I'd class up the show this afternoon. Yes. And I want to talk about ballet. Oh, okay. I wish I'd known I would have got you some ballet music. Yeah, that would have been nice.

I specifically want to talk about ballet and tattoos. Right. When you think of ballet dancers, do you think of them as having tattoos? No, I think of them being incredibly ripped, like strong and fit. But have you ever seen a ballet dancer with a tattoo? And I think of them as being good looking, but I'm just trying to picture them. No.

You don't? No, I don't go to like a sleeve tattoo or... I can't say I picture any with tattoos. No. There's a particular dancer here in New Zealand. He's actually from Seattle in America, but he came here before lockdown and now he is staying here because he is with a company over here. Because he has to? No, he actually, here because he is with a company over here.

Because he has to? No, he actually, no, he's with a company over here. He's dancing here. His name is Levi Teachout. Anyway, he's making headlines because he is not your typical ballet dancer because he has tattoos. Are male ballet dancers ballerinas? Is that a stupid question?

Are they just ballet dancers? They might just be ballet dancers ballerinas? Is that a stupid question? Are they just ballet dancers? Might just be ballet dancers. Anyway, carry on, sorry. Anyway, he was asked about it and he said, as a dancer I believe in freedom of expression above all else. I don't like to talk about stereotypes in the dance world because it takes away from what dance is really about. But obviously ballet dancers don't have tattoos.

Yeah. I imagine there's lots of different types of ballet groups these days. Like there'd be like some pretty rock and roll style ballet groups, some badass like Cirque du Soleil style ballet groups. But say you wanted to perform for the Royal New Zealand Ballet, I wonder if you're allowed to have visible tattoos. Well, yeah, it's an interesting, I mean, I've never thought about it. But then I also think about like models these days.

Yeah. Are they allowed to get tattoos because of like, you know, different brands or campaigns that they're working with? Models would be allowed to get tattoos. But it would cut off their work. Yeah, I definitely think there are some brands that would go, well, we don't want to associate with that person. With that. Yeah.

Because some people are still very funny about tattoos. I know. You and I were talking about this. It's quite an interesting topic to talk about now because our generation has been, you know, maybe one of the first where it's been really quite common for every second person to have a tattoo. We're the first generation where I think tattoos in really visible places, and I mean like on the neck,

tattoos up there. Hands. Yeah, and really pushing the argument that things like taumoko as well, like culturally significant tattoos, like there's newsreaders now that have got it visible. Yeah, which is really cool. It's changing, but it won't be the case for every job. There'll definitely be jobs out there where you're not allowed to have tattoos.

Because I remember when we were younger, there was, you know, even 10 years ago, there was people who were working hospitality and they had to cover up their tattoos on their arms if they were at work. Air hosties for a long time, no visible tattoos at all. I'm pretty sure Air New Zealand changed their rules. Was it last year or maybe? Recently, right? Yeah, I think it was last year they changed the rules on that.

Let's find out. Let's ask some people. Yeah. Did you have a job where you had to hide your tattoos for work? Is that you? Is it still a thing? And how do you do it? Like, do you have some, like, really visible tattoos?

Do you do that thing they did on the Thin Lizzy ad where the lady covers up her whole sleeve using the Thin Lizzy Miracle Foundation? It'd be so annoying, wouldn't it? Is it even possible? Do you have to hide your tattoos for work? You can give us a call on 0800DARLS.M. Or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint.

Tattoos at work, do you still have to cover them up or have we moved past that period? Definitely not judging by the text machine. It doesn't look like it. We were just talking about a dancer, a ballet dancer. His name is Levi Teachout and he is dancing here in New Zealand at a ballet company and he was talking about how he has tattoos and it's really, really rare. Do we know where his tattoos are?

He's got one, I think, on his arm. Yeah. So like quite visible. Yeah. But then it was interesting. Someone texts through and they said, I did ballet for 16 years. We were allowed to train with our tattoos visible. However, any show our tattoos had to be completely covered up with makeup. Interesting. I guess it's kind of, you've got to fit the, you've got to fit the costume design of the stage, right? And I don't know how much dragon sleeve tattoo stuff there was in the Nutcracker. But then, I mean, I'm not that familiar with my ballet,

so what do I know? Yeah, well, I haven't watched much ballet either. Do you have to cover up your tattoos for work? Nikki, hi. Hi. Hi. Is there something you have to do, Nikki? Yeah, so I'm actually a professional dancer

and I'm trained in ballet, but I actually haven't got jobs before because I have tattoos. Really? Yeah, right. How many? Yeah. Wow. I've got 18 tattoos and there's, like, one on my arm

and then there's one on, like, my leg and, yeah. So would you say your tattoos have cost you money and jobs that you haven't been able to get? Yeah, so, like, I leg and, yeah. So would you say your tattoos have cost you money and jobs that you haven't been able to get? Yeah, so, like, I haven't been able to get jobs because I have tattoos. Yeah, do you regret the tattoos because of that? No. Nikki, do you just think people need to just move on

from this whole stigma? Like, you know, like, just get over it a little bit, I think, these days. Yeah, like, it doesn't really faze me, to be honest. I'm like, if I'm not your type, that's fine. But, like, I'm still dancing now. So, like, I suppose that's all that matters. Yeah, good.

Good for you. Thanks, Nikki. Interesting. Let's talk to Cherie. Hi, Cherie. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Have you had to cover up your tattoos, Cherie? Yeah, going back a few years now, probably over 12 years ago now, I was a teacher and I've got tattoos on my legs and arms and I literally had to be fully covered up all year round. So working during the summer months was quite excruciating. Yeah, I bet. We're getting quite a lot of messages from teachers.

Is that just an accepted thing, that if you're a teacher, no one's allowed to see your tattoos? I think it's changed, to be honest. That was with a particular... Right. Yeah, it was a certain school. Like, it wasn't a state school, I guess. Oh, I see what you mean.

So maybe different schools have different rules, maybe. Yeah, different rules for different schools. What are they scared of? The kids are going to go and get tattoos. Because I guarantee you, no kid at school wants to be like their teacher. Like, if anything, the teacher having tattoos will probably put the kids off tattoos more than anything. They'll go, oh, yuck.

I just think, yeah, I don't know. A lot of interesting texts. Someone said, hey, guys, working in five-star hotels and resorts and on cruise liners, we always had to cover up our tattoos. I wonder what it is that people find so offensive about them. I think it just used to be such a non-acceptable thing. Yeah, they were for criminals. Yeah, and really bad people, but these days.

These days they're for reality TV stars and Instagram models. Quentin, finally, do you have a job where you have to cover up your tattoos? No, not me, but a family member of mine, which is my mother, she was working at a job for a while, 12 years or so, and it wasn't until this year that they let the company allow tattoos, but she wasn't allowed cultural tattoos or anything. And then this year she was the first one in the job, actually, to go get her moko done on her chin.

Oh, beautiful. Without naming the company, because we don't want to do that, what's the industry? What's the type of job? An airline. Oh, nice. Yeah, right. That's so cool.

So she got tau moko done on her face, is that right? Yes, on her face, yes. That's so cool. So she got Taumoko done on her face, is that right? Yes, on her face, yes. That is so cool. Was that such a big moment for your mum? Because obviously, you know, she wouldn't have been able to get something that would have been so meaningful to her because of her job. So that was a massive deal. And that was very big for our family and then

once she was able to and it was allowed at the job, she was straight in there, straight away to get it done. And I guarantee she'll be one of the most memorable members of staff now and as far as a cultural exchange with people on planes people love that

very much so that's amazing thanks for calling Quentin we appreciate it man it's Quentin fascinating very cool do you think if we showed up

to ZM with some like neck tattoos and stuff Ross would be alright with that yeah Ross loves that sweet I'll book you in tomorrow get a snake wrapped around you or something Bree and Clint tattoos and stuff. Ross would be all right with that. Yeah, Ross loves that. Sweet. I'll book you in tomorrow. Get a snake wrapped around you or something.

Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Birthday Banger for a Monday. We'll take these three people's birthdays. We'll figure out what was number one on their 16th and then we'll play one of those in full. Hi, Tamara.

Hi, Tamara. Hi. How's it going? Good, Tamara. Hi, Tamara. Hi. How's it going? Good, yourself? Not too bad. Getting through Monday? Yep. Always. What's your birthday, Tamara? The 16th of the 5th, 91. Alright, you were 16 in 2007 on the 16th of May

and Tamara, this is your birthday banger. Huge! And Tamara, this is your birthday banger. Huge. Avril Lavigne's girlfriend. Is that a good birthday banger for you, Tamara? Yeah, that was a banger. That was humongous, wasn't it? Okay, wait there. Let's get one on for Sophie.

Hi, Sophie. Hi, Soph. Howdy-do. How are you? Good. Howdy-doody. How are you, mate? I'm good.

It's Monday. We're getting through it. Whereabouts in New How are you, mate? I'm good. It's Monday. We're getting through it. Whereabouts in New Zealand are you, Soph? I'm in Christchurch. Oh, I love it. We're coming to Christchurch soon. You going to come see us? Oh, I could.

Yeah, come down. Come down and have a sing. What's your birthday, Sophie? July the 1st, 95. All right. You were 16 in 2010 on the 1st of July. And on that day, this was number one. Kiwi, indie, pop.

That's a throwback. The Naked and Famous, that's a throwback, yeah. I just picture any rom-com, teenager rom-com. Oh, right, yeah. With this behind it. Do you like your birthday banger, Sophie? Um, I think it's the first girlfriend. You like girlfriend.

Yeah, okay, wait there. We'll get one more from Mary. Hi, Mary. G'day, Mary. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. How are you?

I'm good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, Mary? 13th of November, and I'm a bit older, 1973. Oh, I love your accent. You were 16 in 1989 on the 13th of November and I'm a bit older 1973 I love your accent You were 16 in 1989 on the 13th of November And Mary, this is your birthday banger Oh my gosh, that's awesome

Oh my gosh Is this the one where she's on the boat? Yes On the warship Inappropriately dressed Does she str's on the boat? Yeah, she's on the cannon. On the warship? Yeah. Inappropriately dressed. I know the woman. Does she straddle the cannon?

She does. Yeah, she straddles. That would have been very risque in 1989. It was. And apparently I look like her. Oh, good Lord. Wow. Really?

That's amazing. Do you look like Cher in the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, the 90s? Actually, she looks the same. Easy, full on, curly, yeah, yeah. I was going to say, it doesn't matter. She looks good in any of the eras. Arguably, she looks the same. She does. Yeah, okay.

Just different hair. Wait there, Mary. We've got to choose between the naked and famous Avril Lavigne and Cher. Ooh. What are you thinking? Cher. Really? Yeah. You want to play thinking? Cher. Really? Yeah.

You want to play Cher? Yeah. God, I think you're spending too much time on me. I think so too. Well, I like the Naked and Famous track. That's what I was leaning towards. But I don't know if it's a banger. I don't know if it's going to be uplifting enough.

It's a bit too alt-y, you know? Nah, I'm changing. I'm going Girlfriend, Avril Lavigne. Right. We can't have it that you go Girlfriend, I'm changing. I'm going girlfriend Avril Lavigne. Right. We can't have it that you go girlfriend and I go Cher. Why not? Because it's like our roles have reversed. Okay, do I

want to change to Avril Lavigne? That's a great song for a Monday. Alright, I'll change to Avril Lavigne with you actually. Let's do it. That means Tamara you've won birthday banger. Congratulations! Woo! Thank you! Here we go. Brie and Clint. No, it's not a secret. I want to be your girlfriend. You're so fine.

I want you mine. You're so delicious. I think about you all the time. You're so addictive. Don't you know what I can do to make you feel all right? Don't pretend. I think, you know, I'm damn precious. And hell yeah, I'm the mother princess. I can tell you like me too. And you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah, I'm the mother princess I can tell you like me too

And you know I'm right She's like, so whatever You can do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way You think you need a new about Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriends No way, no way

Think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you I could be your girlfriend Hey, hey, you, you I know that you like me No way, no way You know it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you

I want to be your girlfriend I can see the way I see the way you look at me And even when you look away, I know you think of me I know you talk about me all the time again and again So come over here, tell me what I wanna hear Better yet, make a girlfriend disappear I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again And again, and again, and again

Cause she's like so whatever And she can do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend No, that's right, no, I think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you

I could be your girlfriend Hey, hey, you, you I know that you like me No way, no way You know it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you I want to be your girlfriend In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

Cause I can, cause I can do it better There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking? Oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger Cause I can, cause I can do it better There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking? Hey, I don't like your girlfriends So is it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

Hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriends No way, no way, I think you need a new one Hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend No way, no way Hey, you, you, I don't like you like me No way, no way, I know it's not a secret Hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend No way, no way I don't like your girlfriend

Think you need a new one I could be your girlfriend Hey, I don't like your life No way, no way I want to be your lie No way No way I want you to go No way No way Zeddy and Bree and Clint, Avril Lavigne's taken down Cher

and the Naked and Famous for Birthday Banger today. People are saying we should have played Cher. I don't think so for a Monday. Like, I'm the biggest Cher advocate, but... If I could turn back time This is not one of the fastest Cher songs. It's a power ballad, though. She is a power ballad. Have you ever seen the movie Burlesque?

Yes, with Christina Aguilera. Yeah. Her and Cher are amazing. I don't enjoy a musical movie, but I like Burlesque. That's pretty good. That one's a good one. Yeah. Yeah.

Burlesque and the Greatest Showman. That'll do. That's enough. What about Aladdin? There's not a... No. That is a musical. All right.

Look, the producers are nodding their heads. You know, you've snookered me there. Disney movies... Lion King. No, Disney movies don't count. Clint hates the Lion King. I don't hate The Lion King. Yep.

I second that. The Lion King sucks. No! No, I didn't say that. You're saying that, not me. Sorry. Okay, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I'm the only person that hates The Lion King.

Producer Anastasia. Elton John is awesome. He doesn't need to be singing as a lion. You know? It's one of the best cartoon movies ever made. Look, we're getting so heated here. All I wanted to say was I don't like Mamma Mia. That's it.

That is an amazing movie. Get out. No. You're in a room full of ladies and you're saying you hate the movie Mamma Mia. That's like saying you don't like ABBA. No, I do like ABBA, but they went too deep into the back catalogue on Mamma Mia. Are you telling me? That's why I'll never watch Mamma Mia 2.

Clint just pretty much said that he hates Meryl Streep. I did not say that. Anastasia hates The Lion King. You hate Meryl Streep. Anastasia wanted Simba's father to die. I'm not fussed either way. I'm not fussed either way. I'm not fussed either way. I want people to text through right now

if you've got something at your house, a feature that is quite unusual. Yeah. Maybe like a waterfall inside. An indoor waterfall? Like an intentional indoor waterfall? Yeah. Not like a lake?

Yeah, not a lake. Because I had an indoor waterfall, but there was a pipe burst in the ceiling. Yeah, no, not the same. Yeah. Because I want to know if you have something weird at your house or a cool feature that you wouldn't normally see at a house. Give me an example.

Well, I can give you an example because I saw this article about this house in Brisbane in Australia that just sold and I've never heard of a house having one of these. Okay. Anyway, the house apparently sold for around $2.3 million, which is a lot of money. But they reckon one of the biggest selling points was the unique thing in the basement of the house.

Oh, no. When you say basement, I think. What? I think like Dexter style. Sorry, my mind went to body freezer. There wasn't a meth lab in the basement, right? Yeah, right. No, no, no.

Okay, what is it? So this house in Brisbane came complete with a giant skate bowl in the basement for the kids. Whoa. Well, not for the kids, for anyone. For the kids. So it was a fully actually done skate bowl, like massive, inside. So you could skate any time of the day, any weather, whatever you'd like. Anyway, apparently this house got so much attention

that pro skaters, Olympic skaters were all interested in the house because of this skate bowl. That's fascinating. My knowledge of skate bowls from my time as a rollerblader, they need to be quite deep. It's really deep, yeah. But then as you come out of the bowl, I'm assuming you want to get some air off the lip as well.

So for it to be in the basement. Oh, this house is a big house. You'd have to jack the house up. Like you'd need almost like a story in there or more. If not, yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like a, yeah, pretty much. I've seen pictures of it.

It's crazy. Amazing that they're able to get that kind of money though because when you do something like that, yes, it's cool, but you definitely limit the market of people who will buy your house to professional skaters. Well, yes, it's cool, but you definitely limit the market of people who will buy your house to professional skaters. Does anyone who's not a professional skater want a house with a skate bowl underneath it?

Well, I can answer that. The people that bought the house was a family. And they haven't decided whether they're going to use the skate bowl or fill it in yet. Right. If they were to fill it in, would it make a good swimming pool? Yeah, probably.

It would, right? Indoor swimming pool. Yeah, plug up the... Well, probably doesn't have a drain at the bottom because it's an indoor, it's an underground skate bowl. Skate bowl. Yeah, right. Yeah.

Okay, well, cool. I just wanted to see if anyone... It doesn't pique my interest. It doesn't pique my interest. It doesn't pique your interest. I retired from rollerblading a long time ago. What would pique your interest if you went to a house? Like what would do it for you? Someone said they've got an indoor garden in the kitchen.

Oh, I've always wanted one of those. Yeah, you'd be terrible at that. You can't keep anything alive. I like herbs, though. You've got those pots of basil in the windowsill. You've got three pots of dead basil on the windowsill. Yeah, I just buy a new one every time I need it. And if I had an indoor garden, it would just be full of cat poo.

So, no, I'm not keen for that either. Brian Clint. Alien shit, man. Whoa. It's been confirmed over the weekend. Stop saying it's been confirmed. It has been confirmed by the weekend Stop saying it's been confirmed It has been confirmed by the Pentagon that aliens are real

and that the Pentagon is in possession of and I quote off-world vehicles not made on this earth Where are they made? Made in Mars Made off this world, made out of made? Made in Mars. Made off this world.

Made out of this world. Made in Uranus. No. Well, maybe. Maybe they came straight out of Uranus. And look, look, look, look. Earlier this year we had some footage. That's why they're complete crap.

You're careful, mate. They could be listening right now. You don't want to go on the wrong side of them. Earlier this year we had footage confirmed to be UFOs that the Navy, American Navy, I don't sound official now, do I? No, you don't. Tom DeLonge from Blink-182, who I know is not a great reference, but he quit Blink-182.

No, you're not helping yourself. Look, it says all right here that the Pentagon's confirmed. They've got alien spacecraft, mate. I don't know what you're waiting for. I've heard this for years. My whole life. Are they real? Are they not real? I just want to talk to a real life alien and settle it. I think they've

chosen this year to tell us that aliens are real because they've got enough on our plate. They've gone, now's the year to drop the alien bombshell on them. Yeah, and they'll go, well, we've got enough going on. It's all good and well that they say they've found this and they've found that. Let me talk to one. I want to talk to one of them.

Well, I asked for alien believers to call up, and you said, no, I want to talk to actual aliens. Let's see if we get an actual alien. Well, Taylor's just hung up now. We were going to talk to her. Oh, and now Sarah's gone as well. I think the phones. Whoa, the phone systems are playing up right now.

What happened? So we've had people call up and hang up every single time I put them through to you guys. But have they hung up or has aliens stopped this? Maybe a rogue alien. Can I just say something? I've been here for three weeks and this is the first time this has happened that every single person gets hung up. I don't know why.

I'll take one call. We don't normally do this. I'll take one call live to ear right now on 0800 dial ZM. We want someone who... Sarah got hung up three times and she's an alien. She's an alien. They're trying to silence her. Hello, ZM.

Hello. Hello. Are you a believer or are you an alien. They're trying to silence her. Hello, ZM. Hello. Hello. Are you a believer or are you an alien? I am an alien. You're an alien? No way. Where have you come from? Australia.

Wait. That means you and I are related. Yes. You're from a strange planet where it's very hot. That was good from you, Leroy. Very good. Anyway, it's confirmed beyond reasonable doubt that aliens are real. So, I don't know.

I'm from Australia. Guess house prices are going to go up. They've got to live somewhere.