ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 28th 2020
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Hi everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. G'day. G'day. Question for you Brie from someone who is a podcast regular listener. I was going to call him a podcast trade chick but you know, sounds a bit negative. It's not meant to be. Chandler said something that you said on the show the other day. Remember we talked about Michael Jordan's Air Jordans that sold for $1.3 million?
Yes.
His first ever Air Jordans that he played in.
And I said to you, would you wear them?
Chandler said, you know, if the first non-Michael Jordan scuff that you got on those things,
you would lose $1.3 million.
Look, my take on that is that if I'm spending $1.3 million on a pair of old sneakers,
then I don't really care about money.
That's the only time I'd be buying a pair of sneakers like that.
Well, that's the most baller way to do it, isn't it?
To go, I got $1.3 million just for some shoes.
I'm going to wear them to the club.
People go, oh, gross shoes, bro.
They're all worn out.
You go, these are Michael Jordan's shoes.
And you're like, the actual.
They're like, well they're like well big
flex also you've ruined these shoes someone spills a drink on them they go down in value
yeah right okay well fair enough what's the um do you have an item in your possession
that you believe is worth a lot of money like do you have anything collectible at all
no i don't think so yeah everything i own is cheap. My mate Dom's got a pair of signed Muhammad Ali boxing gloves.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, it is cool, but I think he signed a lot of gloves.
Yeah.
They were just gloves signed by Muhammad Ali.
They weren't gloves that he fought in.
Right, he should have got him to sign like a samurai sword
because, I mean, how often would you see a signed samurai sword from Ali?
You're not going to knock him to sign it. You know what I mean, how often would you see a signed samurai sword from Ali? You're not going to knock it and sign it.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's what I, you know, you should,
whoever you're getting something to sign,
like say they play rugby union, get them to sign a soccer ball.
Yeah, right.
Makes it different.
It stands out.
Definitely left field, yeah.
No one's got that.
No one's got Sonny Bell's name on a hockey stick.
Well, that's it.
See, now you're getting it. Now you're getting it. No one's got Sonny Bill's name on a hockey stick. Well, that's it. See, now you're getting it.
Now you're getting it.
What have I got?
Have I got anything?
You've got like 12 All Blacks jerseys.
And not a single one signed.
It's very hard to, oh no, what, you sign it in silver.
You've got to sign it, or like in a white pen, yeah.
Yeah.
But then, I've got a signed Warriors jersey, but um don't know how much i'd get for that
to be honest when what year last year oh last year yeah god you get all the free things don't you
who said it was free i might have purchased it at a charity auction did you i might have
i could have all i'm saying is i could have i know you too well i know that you did it
like i'm gonna buy a 2019 signed Warriors jersey.
Exactly.
I'm keen for the boys,
but like I'm not going to spend money on that.
You haven't even bought any of,
have you bought one of your All Blacks jerseys?
I've bought every single one
of my All Blacks jerseys.
No, you haven't
because I saw you get one last year.
Which one?
You're so full of it.
No, no, no, no.
I bought that one.
That was the World Cup one
That I don't want anymore
Because we lost the World Cup
I don't want that jersey
It got sent here
Yeah, I bought it off Trade Me
It's got shipped to work
I did
I did
So you haven't been given any
No
You may think that I'm incredibly hooked up
But that's all an illusion
That's just the
No, I haven't
Right
Keen though
I don't know if I believe you Keen Is there going to be a 2020 haven't right keen though i don't know if i believe you is there
going to be a 2020 all blacks jersey we don't know probably well they have to play some games first
i mean how many different styles can you do of a black jersey yeah this is this is a good point
but um still i think about that but as soon as they put out a new one i want one by the way do
our american listeners know what the All Blacks are?
Probably not.
They're a rugby team.
They're our national rugby team.
Yeah.
They're like the best sporting team in New Zealand.
In the world.
Do you reckon they know who the Warriors are?
That's a freaking good point.
Because I think the Wild Eyes are definitely a bit more lost in the international sporting scene.
They'll think that it's Golden State Warriors.
We've got a lot of Aussie listeners,
and they know who the Warriors are in our realm.
I'm not saying.
I think that the Wild Eyes jersey is pretty cool,
especially it wasn't last year the year that everyone hopped on the bandwagon.
Oh, maybe for a week or two.
So that was like one week's worth of good games.
So you could say that was the 2019.
That's the week I got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it for that one that was the 2019. That's the week I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got it for that one bandwagon week.
That's the week you bought it.
We'll just run through a couple of sporting references
for our foreign listeners.
All blacks, rugby.
Tall blacks, basketball.
Black, cocks.
Badminton.
Yep, yep.
All whites, soccer.
Soccer.
Both male and female.
Oh, are you sure?
Oh no, white ferns White ferns are the soccer
It's the hockey
Black sticks
Both is the woman and the female
That's the woman and the men are both called black sticks
Yeah, right
I was going to say
It's all centred around the word black
Black caps, cricket
Do you know the name of the New. Do you guys know? Black caps, cricket. Yeah.
Do you know the name of the New Zealand equestrian team?
Black horses?
Black beauties.
Black beauties.
Black beauties?
I've asked the question, I don't even know.
Black.
Oh.
Black.
Black, it must be black beauty.
Black beauties.
Good guesses.
What else have we got? What else have we got?
Oh, netball, silver ferns. have we got Oh netball Black hooves Silver ferns
Black hooves
Yeah black hooves
I don't think the equestrian team
Actually has a
What
Don't they
Let's name them
The black
The black spurs
Black spurs
Do you wear spurs
Oh that's a good one
Yeah the black
Have you heard
The black spurs
Were coming to
To out jump you
In a show jumping competition
You know my dad Owns a pair of spurs.
And arseless chaps.
No, he doesn't.
Does he not?
No.
Does he not?
No.
Why is it?
He doesn't.
How did he get an arse in his chaps?
What?
Aren't chaps, don't chaps by definition just cover your legs?
That's what makes them chaps?
I think chaps, all chaps, this is the thing, all chaps are arseless.
Yeah, I know. It's just if you don't wear pants. So your legs. That's what makes them chaps. I think chaps, all chaps, this is the thing, all chaps are arseless. Yeah, I know. It's just if you don't wear pants. So
your dad, your dad
Well you just, what do you do?
Excuse me?
Oh, good one Anastasia, you've just ripped out
her accent. No.
I was trying to figure out. Bear in
mind, bear in mind that you rip out her
accent too. When?
It's very thocker from Christchurch.
This is a two-way street.
Yeah.
I don't do it on the podcast.
I keep it between us.
It's good you took some heat off my arseless chaps chat.
No, but I wasn't actually.
I was just thinking about it.
I was thinking pants.
Are they pants or not?
I'm bloody used to it.
Huh?
I was just thinking about it because I haven't worn chaps in a while.
And I was like, oh, are they all pants?
Because some of them just cover your legs. I haven't worn chaps in a while and I was like, oh, are they all pants? Because some of them just cover your legs.
I haven't worn chaps in a while.
She's a horse girl.
This is content for my horse
brand podcast.
Is your favourite magazine
a horse and hound?
Horse and country.
No. Do you love McLeod's Daughters?
Of course.
Anastasia and I love Saddle Club. Yeah, Saddle Club.
Anastasia and I love Saddle Club.
Anastasia and I have talked about having a horse off.
We're not doing your way. Yeah, but you want to do different horse sports.
I want to do show jumping.
You want to do like rodeo.
I want to do real horse sport, which is camp draft.
And Anastasia wants to do fancy horse stuff, which is show jumping.
Yeah, no, I've actually changed my mind.
I'd like to do some cross country.
But to answer your question,
I actually just resubscribed to the New Zealand Horse and Pony
for me and my mum.
Oh, that's a nice gift.
Yeah, I'll have to bring you in a copy.
I'd love a copy.
Hey, I like horses.
I'm not someone who doesn't like to join my horse podcast.
What's that?
Do you want to join my horse podcast. What's that?
Do you want to join my horse podcast?
I don't know if I love them that much. If anyone's got any suggestions, I'm going to make one.
And send the suggestions through on the Facebook.
Do you want to join the podcast?
A simple yay or nay will do.
Have you ever cut a horse's toenails?
Have you guys?
No.
The horses have toenails.
What do you think a hoof is?
It's a hoof.
It's not a toenail, though, because they don't have toes.
It's toenail.
Essentially, that's a big toenail.
Yeah, but it's a hoof.
Hoof.
Hoof.
Hoof.
Hoof.
Yeah, but you cut them like you would cut a toenail.
Okay, in answer to your question, no.
Oh, look at that.
George is so excited about it.
We didn't even tell anybody that George was here.
Ben's still away. George has been filling in. I've had enough. You've got tired of it. We didn't even tell anybody that George was here. Ben's still away.
George has been filling in.
I've had enough.
You've got a phone call.
We've got dinner.
And Anastasia's got some toenails to cut.
Send your suggestions in.
Stop trying to make your horse podcast happen.
Brinkley Facebook group.
It's not going to happen.
Comment, like and subscribe.
Brinkley.
I said earlier I have a list.
I do love a list.
And this list is pretty much the best countries, the top ten, to raise kids in.
Oh, all right.
So to raise a family.
Yeah.
So they pretty much do it on a bunch of science stuff, but it's all about they look at things like caring
about human rights, being
considered family friendly,
if its environment is
good,
what the gender equality is like,
that stuff.
Quite a few things go into it.
Having income equality. They even just ask
the people in that country, because that would be a pretty skewed poll.
Yeah.
We asked 15,000 Australians you know, income equality, all that stuff. They haven't just asked the people in that country because that would be a pretty skewed poll. Yeah, yeah.
We asked 15,000 Australians what the best country to raise children in. And you wouldn't believe it.
They said New Zealand.
Crazy.
So I've got the top ten here, and this is for 2020.
Okay.
So this is for this year.
Should we start?
I mean, we're not going to do all ten.
Just give us, go on, hit us with a hot top five.
I'm going to hit you with a hot top five.
I'm going to hit you with the hot top five.
Coming in at number five for the best countries to raise children in for 2020,
it's the Netherlands.
Oh, yeah.
I can see that.
Population is 17.2 million.
Environmentally conscious.
Yeah. And do a hell of a delicious hot chip with mayonnaise.
Delish.
Coming in at number four is Canada.
Oh, yep.
No one's ever got anything bad to say about Canada.
No, they really don't.
They're like nice America.
Yeah, Canada's always, you know, good books.
Never.
I've always wanted to go there.
Cold place, though.
Hot prime minister.
Yeah.
Yeah. though. Cold place though. Hot Prime Minister. Coming in at number three,
a little place called Norway.
Which I lived
with some Norwegian girls.
They're the ones who left the bathroom floor heater on
24-7. Yes, and I was like, you guys
are from a rich family. Yeah, right.
I imagine in Norway a lot of heating
just stays on. I don't know anything about
Norway, but it sounds cold. Population similar
to New Zealand actually, Norway.
Very cold place.
Coming in at number two for the top places
to raise children in in 2020
is Sweden.
Oh, yeah.
Which I mean...
I don't mean to sound ignorant,
but a lot of these European countries
they all just mesh kind of. I don't particularly
know the difference. I don't particularly know the difference.
I don't.
Like I have an idea for it and it all kind of looks like the sound of music to me.
Yeah.
And just, you know, again.
It just seems picturesque.
Yeah.
I mean that in a lovely way.
You all just seem lovely.
Yeah.
And the number one country to raise children in.
Yeah.
Denmark.
Oh, what?
I've got, New Zealand came in the top ten. What did we, Oh, what? I've got...
New Zealand came in the top ten.
Why did we... Okay, we did New Zealand. Oh, you said give me a top
five. Okay, we did New Zealand come in.
New Zealand came in at number eight.
Yeah. And then Australia
lost to New Zealand. We came
in number nine.
But hey,
top ten. Who do we beat?
Who was number ten?
Number ten, Austria.
Again?
I just don't know the difference.
They all mesh.
Yeah.
I'm sure you're all lovely.
I just...
Put them together.
Are they all together?
Put them together.
We are the dumbest people on radio.
You can't be...
We can't be the number one country
because we don't know
simple geography.
Bree and Clint.
I've got a story here where I need you to tell me, have twins gone too far?
Okay.
A story about the world's most identical twins.
They're identical twins, but then they've had cosmetic surgery to make each other look even more identical.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, they both wanted new
they both wanted bolt-ons
so they both got them so they could still be identical.
Don't call them bolt-ons. Okay, they both
wanted chest
enhancements. Yes. I'm trying to say
bloody 20 past 3. I'm trying to say
bolt-ons. I'm trying to say it in a family
friendly way. They both wanted
look, they both wanted multiple things done
and they've both got it done.
Yeah, and I don't know if they got a two-for-one deal or what,
but they've done it.
Their names are Anna and Lucy DeSink and they live in Perth.
They have decided that because they do everything together,
including showering and sleeping together, they also share. They sleep in the same bed.
Yeah, they share a boyfriend.
They've both got the same boyfriend.
I've heard about these lasses before.
They've decided that they would now like to get pregnant together
because they want to do everything together.
At the same time.
At the same time to the same man.
You know what's interesting is, I don't know how many years ago it was,
but there was an article that went around Aussie about these two
when they started dating the same guy.
Oh, I think they were already dating him, but this article blew up.
Anyway, we contacted them and we tried to get an interview with them.
Yeah.
And they were pretty much like, if you want an interview with us,
well, that's going to cost you.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, so it's like a marketing thing.
Maybe.
This is their business. Right. Well, they're getting like a marketing thing. Maybe. This is their business.
Right.
Well, they're getting what they want because they are global news at the moment.
I found this story on Ladbible, and now it's been published in the New Zealand Herald as well.
So it's a full-on, it's a legitimate story.
What do they look like, dark hair?
Yeah, dark hair and...
Yes, yep, yep.
Like, how do I say this nicely?
What are they going to do?
What are they going to do if they get
pregnant and their
babies look different? Well, this is what I'm
wondering. Do they want to do this
because they go, we're identical, we're going to
use the same partner. Are they assuming
that by doing it at the exact same time, they're
going to have identical babies? Well, of course not.
What? Of course they won't, of course they won't,
or of course they don't think that?
Of course they won't,
but I'm not saying they don't think that.
Everybody here at the Bree and Clint Show
would like to wish Anna and Lucy the best of luck,
and can't wait to see the pics.
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Hi, guys.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is The Latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, who's got COVID-19?
Joja Cat, the latest celebrity.
Of course, the Say So singer was the one that was coming out on Instagram.
If you're a fan, you will have seen this. She was the one that was
saying, it's just a flu, you're all
pussies. She got it
badly and was very ill
for four days straight. This is the latest
celebrity to get it, of course. Tom Hanks,
one of the first people. Pink, one of
the most well-known people to get it as well. Interestingly,
Pink, she got it, but her husband
didn't get it. Slipped in the same
bed, lived in the same house,
and that's what happened with her.
So there you go.
She's fine, though.
I can report she's fine.
So is Tom Hanks, and so is Pink.
But it's just, you just never know.
Yeah, I didn't know that Pink had had it.
Yeah, I didn't know Pink had had it either.
And you would assume that if you get it,
that your partner's going to get it.
When New Zealand was in lockdown, Lucy and I had a plan
that if I got it, I was going to go and live in the sleepout.
But the problem is there's no toilet or no kitchen in the sleepout.
Yeah, bucket.
Yeah, full bucket set up.
Bucket for both.
Yeah.
And I said, look, I'll do the bucket thing,
but someone's going to have to deal with that bucket, you know?
Someone's going to have to.
Yeah, you.
You deal with your own bucket.
Take a hole in the garden.
Right.
Okay.
So Doja Cat has had it.
Is she better now, Dean?
Is she through the worst of it?
Yeah.
Well, that's what it appears.
Yeah, they're reporting that she's through it.
She's come out saying like, I don't know how I got it.
She actually said, I think I got it off the Postmates guy.
I don't know.
That's a big call.
Yeah.
That's a big call.
I don't know if I believe that one.
I don't know if I like that one, actually.
Okay.
All right.
Well, there's a good lesson to everybody to continue to take this thing seriously, though, right?
Exactly right.
That is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent.
Obviously, things over in Aussie are crazy at the moment, especially in Victoria.
Like, when you look at the situation that's going on there, they're going into their second lockdown,
which it makes you so thankful to be here.
So many things, even watching five minutes of the news makes you thankful to live in
New Zealand at the moment.
Watching that one woman at Bunnings makes me thankful to be here.
The Bunnings Karen.
I've reached tipping point with Karen, by the way.
I feel bad for Karens.
No, I feel bad for Karens too.
I feel like we should reward the good Karens.
Yeah.
The ones that, you know, they're just innocent bystanders. GKs. Yeah. Good Karens too. I feel like we should reward the good Karens. Yeah. The ones that, you know, they're just innocent bystanders.
GKs.
Yeah.
Good Karens.
But it got me thinking about lockdown because I was reading this thing
where obviously everyone's, we went through a big lockdown period here
and everyone's priorities changed in lockdown.
Like your whole life changed.
Toilet paper and alcohol.
Yeah.
Those became my priorities.
Well, you think that, but I read this article that was talking about down, like your whole life changed. Toilet paper and alcohol. Yeah. Those became my priorities.
Well, you think that, but I read this article that was talking about there was two particular items, like one that had a super high increase and one that had a super decrease in sales.
Okay.
So I want you to guess, and everyone listening, let's make it a game.
You can text 9696.
You need both items.
What was the biggest item from the supermarket to increase in sales?
And what was the biggest one to decrease in sales?
Okay.
Do I get to guess?
Yeah, you can have a guess.
Hand sanitiser.
No.
No?
Or toilet paper. Surely toilet paper. No? Or toilet paper. Surely toilet paper.
No, not toilet paper. It's watching the text
machines. Someone's texting,
there are no good Karens. Hey, that's
rough. Hey, that's a bit rough.
My auntie's called Karen and she's bloody lovely.
Okay? Yeah, get her
on the phone. What do you want people to text?
The item that increased the most in demand
and decreased the most in demand and decreased the most
in demand through lockdown.
Yeah.
Well, the one that increases
isn't that interesting.
Is it alcohol?
No, it's actually ice cream.
Oh.
Yeah.
Really?
More than flour?
Well, in terms of like
the sales that it was before
to then during.
Okay.
Or someone's texting ice cream and deodorant being the one that decreased the most.
That's right.
Is it?
It's deodorant.
Deodorant sales plummeted.
Which makes sense because people are like, why do I need deodorant?
I'm not going anywhere.
Zooming with you and the producer formerly known as Producer Ellie throughout lockdown,
I would have thought new bra sales would have gone through the floor as well.
Yeah, no.
Well, I wasn't buying bras anyway.
Yeah, well, true.
Before lockdown.
But they definitely weren't getting worn out during lockdown, were they?
No, definitely not.
They were getting a solid rest.
They were.
Yeah.
A well-deserved rest.
Okay, so no one was wearing deodorant.
It's strange that we were in a hygiene-enforced lockdown
that deodorant went out the window, but I get it.
Do you wear deodorant on the weekends?
I wear deodorant every day.
Yeah, same.
Do you?
Yeah.
No, you don't.
Yuck, why?
What's the pins?
Why?
You know, just to give the body a rest.
Do you have any T-shirts that have those big yellow stains?
No, because I've found the deodorant that doesn't give me that.
Oh, that's smart. It cost me a lot of shirts. Would you say you're a big sweater? Do you have any T-shirts that have those big yellow stains? No, because I've found the deodorant that doesn't give me that.
Oh, that's smart.
It cost me a lot of shirts.
Would you say you're a big sweater?
Yeah, but do I want to say that on the radio?
No.
No, I'm fine.
Bree and Clint.
Okay, a brand new fast food restaurant coming to New Zealand from America,
where all the good ones come from.
It is Five Guys.
I've eaten there before.
I lived in the States for a little bit, if you didn't know.
I've said it enough times.
She lived in Florida.
I did.
She worked as a go-go dancer.
I did not.
In one of those bars in Miami.
I did not. You told me that there were dancers in the bar.
I wasn't one of the dancers.
Oh.
Yeah.
I thought you were up on the pole and you were pouring,
not like that sort of dancing, but like just, you know,
how they have some, in a classy way. I drive you were up on the pole and you were pouring, not like that sort of dancing, but like just, you know, how they have some in a classy way.
I drive people out of the place.
Pouring, doing lie backs.
Don Perrions.
Into people's mouth.
Yeah.
That was me.
Day job.
No, I've eaten at this place before and I said to you,
I was like, I remembered it because they give you
as many free peanuts as you can eat.
Got to have a little twist, eh?
Yeah.
Because burgers. You hooked me in. Burg to have a little twist, eh? Yeah. Because burgers...
You hooked me in.
Burgers, it's fairly well taken care of.
In New Zealand alone, you have McDonald's, BK, Wendy's,
Burger Fuel, Carl's Jr., Better Burger, Burger Burger,
Ferg Burger, Burger Boys, Murder Burger, Velvet Burger,
Corner Burger, Burger Wisconsin.
I can stop.
There's so many burger places.
So if you're going to come here to New Zealand,
and especially in America too, like I feel like...
Free peanuts, I'm in.
You've got to have a thing, and free peanuts might be enough
to get people across the line.
So you'll vouch for it.
You'll say that Five Guys, the new food chain coming, is good.
Correct me if I'm wrong, which you won't be able to
because you've never been there.
It was kind of like it had an old school diner type of vibe.
I've been looking into it this morning.
It's got that same kind of buzz as In-N-Out Burger does.
Same kind of thing, yeah.
But even more simple.
Like their logo.
Yeah, more simple than In-N-Out.
Their logo looks like they just did it on Microsoft Word.
They probably did.
They wrote five guys and then they put it in red and bold
and then underneath it whatever their slogan is.
Not in bold. They're like graphic
design, schmackic design.
I said to you, I was like, I'm
excited, great, looking
forward to it. But
if we had a choice, what would
be the next thing? If we can
go on a fast food
shopping mission, bring something over. What would be the ultimate chain restaurant? we can go on a fast food shopping mission. Yeah, what would be
the ultimate chain
restaurant? I took you there when we were in
LA and I'm still
disappointed to this day that you didn't enjoy
it as much as I thought you would.
In-N-Out Burger. I love In-N-Out Burger.
Bree got it and she goes,
I think with still the first mouthful
in her mouth, she goes, it's alright.
I think it's a bit overrated. I don't think so. I think that's the whole... No, I think you're caught in mouthful in her mouth, she goes, it's all right. I think it's a bit overrated.
Yeah, I don't think so.
I think that's the whole...
No, I think you're caught in the hype.
You think?
You're in the in and out hype.
I bought the T-shirt when I was there.
I know, that's why.
When I was in San Francisco, I bought the T-shirt.
I know you're in the hype.
Well, it's in and out burger for me and I'm not changing.
What do you want to bring over?
That's fair enough if you want that.
I think I'd have to go with...
I mean, I've got so many.
Yeah.
From when you lived in America.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Probably Cheesecake Factory.
Oh, I love the Cheesecake Factory.
Yeah.
Yes.
That place, I want it here and I want it now.
Fun fact, hardly anyone gets cheesecake when they go to the Cheesecake Factory.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever even looked at cheesecake there.
You can, but it's like.
You literally can get anything.
The menu's too big.
Ever.
Yeah, the menu is too big.
Yeah, kind of like Denny's. We'll go to our
producers, actually. Let's start with our guest producer,
producer Georgia.
You can bring anything over. I was actually
going to say Cheesecake Factory, but I didn't realise
it classes fast food, so
slap that one in the mix.
Papa John's Pizza. Oh, Papa
John's. Is Papa John's good? Yeah, Papa
John's is kind of like... Remember when Pizza Hut did, like, you go to the restaurant? Yes. Oh, dine-'s pizza. Oh, Papa John's. Is Papa John's good? Yeah, Papa John's is kind of like, remember when Pizza Hut did like, you go to the restaurant?
Yes.
Oh, dine-in pizza.
It was kind of like that, yeah.
Wait, is it a buffet?
Buffet pizza.
Because the Pizza Hut ones used to be a buffet.
I swear when I lived in America, I went to Papa John's
and you could dine-in.
Right, Papa John's is in.
Anastasia, what are you bringing over?
It's not really like a burger.
It's not a savoury place.
It's a sweet place called Cinnabon.
They do cinnamon buns.
Yeah, Cinnabon.
Is it good?
They are so good.
Oh, my God.
Is it better than Baker's Delight?
Because I've got Baker's Delight.
These are like, oh, pillows.
They're so bad for you, but they're amazing.
Right, okay, well, Cinnabon is on the list.
There we go.
Cinnabon, Cinnabon, Cinnabon.
Cinnabon.
Cinnabon.
What about Chipotle?
Oh, I got in trouble.
Well, not in trouble, but I got laughed at when I was in America one time
because I asked a security guard how to get to Chipotle.
Oh, Clint.
Because I was reading it.
It's not as bad as Chipotle.
Some people do say.
I was like, well, it's clearly not Chipotle.
It may have been me in the past, but I'm not going to admit it.
How do I get to Chipotle?
Chipotle.
Let's make this list because obviously we can't go there because of COVID.
So if we could, what fast food do we need to bring to New Zealand?
Not just from America.
There might be some good stuff in Australia.
Oh, Guzmini Gomez.
Yes.
Okay.
0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696.
Let's put the definitive list of food that New Zealand needs together.
You never know. Maybe someone will
hear this and our dreams will come
true. Yeah, market research.
Bree and Clint, get in.
There's a new burger place coming to New Zealand
because we need another burger place. Yeah.
We've been keen for it. They've done an audit.
Jacinda did an audit and she goes, you know what we need?
Another burger place. Another burger place.
So, announced to come to
New Zealand and Australia is...
Five Guys, which...
Free peanuts.
Free peanuts, yeah.
Which is their...
I've never had it, but apparently they do burgers with 15 toppings on them.
15 ingredients.
Really?
Yeah.
And I don't even know.
That's probably why they have to do peanuts.
They've got to start chucking random stuff in.
But you said it's good, so I'm excited.
Yeah, well, when I had it, this was years ago when I lived in the States.
It was quite good, yeah.
So we're asking you what else.
If we're getting that, what can't we have?
We've got Taco Bell now.
Yeah, that's good.
There's no stopping us.
We can have the world.
Yeah, shoot for the stars, New Zealand.
Because if you miss, at least you'll land on Hungry Jack's.
Stop texting in Hungry Jack's, by the way.
Hungry Jack's is Burger King. Hungry Jack's, by the way.
Hungry Jack's is Burger King.
Hungry Jack's is BK, right?
Yeah.
It is.
But in Australia, it's called Hungry Jack's.
Do you guys know what Burger King is in Australia?
Yeah, we know that Hungry Jack's is Burger King.
Oh, it is not like a secret?
No.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
I heard the story that the reason it's called Hungry Jack's
is because there was like one small burger bar that called itself Burger King. And they're like, oh, well, they've already got the name. We it's called Hungry Jack's is because there was like one small burger bar
that called itself Burger King.
And they're like, oh, well, they've already got the name.
We'll go with Hungry Jack's.
I'm not going to, don't quote me because I'm not sure.
But we're asking you what we should get in New Zealand.
Emily's called through.
Hi, Emily.
Hi.
Hey, how are you?
Good.
What do you want here in New Zealand?
I want Red Rooster.
Oh, the rapper sub. We? I want Red Rooster. Oh, the River Sub.
We used to have Red Rooster.
There used to be one in Auckland at least.
I know that for sure.
It was in, where was it?
Emily, the banana and pineapple fritters.
Did you have those?
No, I haven't.
I have to admit, I haven't had it in probably about three or four years now.
The chips are very good.
They used to have one in Mount Wellington by Sylvia Park,
and now it's like a finance place, but it still looks like Red Rooster.
Real fresh rolls with hot roast chicken.
It's like hot roast chicken.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's a good suggestion from Emily.
Patrick, hi.
How you going?
Good, thanks, Pat.
What would you want over here in New Zealand?
Popeyes, Louisiana fried chicken.
Oh, Popeyes is good.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's not a lot of, I mean.
Fried chicken.
Yeah.
Yeah, good.
All right.
Yeah, Popeyes on the list.
Someone said Donut King.
Do we not have Donut King?
Is there no Donut King?
Do you guys?
Do we not have? No. I know we've gotut King? Do you guys? Do we not have?
No.
I know we've got Dunkin' Donuts.
Yeah, well, you've got Dunkin' Donuts.
And then we've got Krispy Kreme now.
Krispy Kreme's great.
So maybe we don't have Donut King.
Do you guys have Vapiano's?
No.
What's Vapiano's?
Vapiano's is this amazing restaurant.
Well, I like it.
So you pretty much pick what dish.
So it's Italian.
And then you stand there and they cook it in front of you.
Like teppanyaki.
Yeah, but for Italian.
Like Italian teppanyaki.
Yeah.
Keen for that.
It's awesome.
Take us home, Steve.
If we can steal any restaurant and bring it here to New Zealand,
because we can, the world is our oyster, what's it going to be?
It's got to be baba gump.
Oh, baba Gump shrimp.
Yeah.
Is it actually good?
Because I thought it was just like a,
I thought it was like a merchandise store for the Forrest Gump movie.
Is it good?
Well, yeah, it is a merchandise store,
but the food, the seafood, it's stunning.
Yeah, it's stunning.
Look at Steve.
He's like, oh, I'm so keen for it.
Steve's literally watering at the mouth over the idea of some Bubba Gump shrimp.
Okay, Steve, we'll put it on the list, mate.
We'll do our best.
Thanks for calling through.
Someone said there's a Donut King in Christchurch.
There's a Donut King in Palmy North.
Oh, we've got Donut King.
Strike it off the list.
Where's the Red Rooster?
Steve's like, and where's the Bubba Gump shrimp?
Free in Clint.
And another news headline that makes no sense, but it's 2020,
and at the moment nothing is surprising.
Elon Musk, the guy from Tesla, has challenged Johnny Depp,
the guy from Pirates of the Caribbean, to a cage fight.
This was like when Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a boxing match.
To a boxing match.
And it never happened.
And then I challenged Paula Bennett.
That's right.
To a boxing match.
Yeah, right.
That's right.
The Justin Bieber one was totally random.
We're like, why are you trying to fight Tom Cruise?
Well, this one's totally random too, isn't it?
No, there's a reason for it.
Oh.
So Johnny Depp currently is in that court battle that just doesn't seem to end with Amber Heard.
They're both going at each other.
And some of Johnny Depp's text messages to Amber Heard have been read out in the courtroom.
Now, Johnny Depp believed that Amber Heard was cheating on him with Tesla CEO Elon Musk.
Really? And in a text that's been read out, he threatens to cut Elon Musk's
Pride.
Model X off.
His, you know.
His ute.
His power wall.
Yeah.
His cyber ute.
Cyber ute.
His spacecraft.
He threatened to chop it off.
So then that has been told to Elon Musk
Who in the last 24 hours
Has said to the New York Times
Because that's how you
Do things in 2020
He wrote, and this is a quote
If Johnny Depp wants a cage fight
Just let me know
What is going on in the world?
So who would win?
Let's take some odds on this.
Elon Musk versus Johnny Depp.
Let's assume that it's happening.
How old's Elon Musk?
Elon Musk is in his 40s and Johnny Depp's in his 50s.
But Johnny Depp, I mean, done a lot of drugs,
but also quite fit at certain points in his life for movie roles.
He's not in the best condition, but he's definitely seen some shit.
I wouldn't look at Elon Musk and go, ooh, he's athletic.
That guy can fight, yeah.
But he is friends with Joe Rogan, so he could get some UFC training.
How do you just put Chuckie Mendes?
Who are you going with?
I think, I mean, I think in a scrap, I might have to give it to Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp, okay, cool.
Done. Next fight. I've got a scrap I might have to give it to Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp. Okay, cool. Done.
Next fight.
I've got a few hypothetical cage fights.
If they're hypothetically fighting, anyone can hypothetically fight.
Taylor Swift versus Kanye West.
Who's winning in a cage fight?
Taylor's tall.
Yeah, Taylor's tall.
And she's angry.
I'd say Taylor.
Taylor.
I agree.
I think Taylor Swift as well.
Obviously don't fight Kanye at the moment.
He's got some stuff going on.
That's just a hypothetical.
Let's go really hypothetical.
Big Bird versus Cookie Monster.
Who's winning in that fight? I think Big Bird
is the underdog but has a
big head and would throw it about. I think it's
Big Bird. You think it's Big Bird? Yeah.
One floor in that. Does Big Bird have any hands?
Oh, good point.
So it would be all neck and beak.
It would be all wings.
Yeah.
And then Cookie Monster's coming in with that pure like cookie.
All you've got to do is starve him of cookies.
Starve him of cookies for one day.
And he'd be in.
And he'll rip someone's face off.
That'd be a close fight.
I'd love to see that.
My money's on Cookie Monster.
Okay.
Yep.
A couple more.
Maddie McLean versus Jack Tame.
So TVNZ with a man, Maddie McLean versus TVNZ Q&A host, Jack Tame.
I've got to give it to my boy.
Bear in mind they're best friends.
I've got to give it to my boy, Maddie McLean.
Oh, really?
Yep.
Right. I've seen him on
Treasure Island and I think he's got a bit
of sass in there. He can't lose twice right?
No he can't.
And Mitch James versus
Nick and Will from Saatchi.
So just Mitch James. Double team.
Versus both of the guys from Saatchi.
Who's got that? Gotta give it to the Saatchi boys.
You're wrong. It's definitely Mitch James.
Saatchi boys together. Yeah but Mitch James wrong. It's definitely Mitch James. The Saatchi boys together.
They could do like...
Yeah, but Mitch James was homeless for a bit.
Like, he knows how to...
He knows how, yeah.
Saatchi have lived a pampered lifestyle.
They're too...
Yeah, true.
They get manicured and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And finally, hypothetical cage fights, you versus me.
This is hypothetical.
I don't want to fight you.
There's no issue whatsoever
Well
You know what
Judging by that statement
Don't answer it
I think
No don't answer it
Let's get people to answer it
9696
9696
Who would win
In a hypothetical cage fight
Between Bree
And me
We'll bring you the results
After this
ZM
Bree and Clint
Did you hear the good news
Over in Barcelona
Barcelona Barcelona Did you hear the good news over in Barcelona?
Barcelona?
Barcelona.
Did you hear the good news? No, I haven't checked in on barcelonanews.ba recently.
Well, they recently reopened the Opera House with a performance for almost 3,000 houseplants.
I did see this.
I saw a picture of it.
Yeah.
So they filled the whole opera house with houseplants.
This is a very jazzy opera bed I've chosen, by the way.
Yeah, this is like Phantom of the Opera.
It is Phantom of the Opera.
Is it?
I knew it.
I know my opera.
Right, 3,000 houseplants.
Anyway, I was thinking, I mean, we weren't at the performance.
I've never been to opera.
You've never been to the opera?
No.
Actually, what am I talking about?
What are you talking about?
I reckon 95% of people listening have never been to the opera.
You reckon?
Yeah.
We can do a quick poll around the room.
Is anybody out there? Anybody done it?
Have you been to the opera girls? Anyone been to the opera before?
Georgia? Couldn't think of anything worse
to be fair. Yeah.
Tell us what you really think though. Give us your
real opinion. Anastasia, you been to the opera?
My grandma used to take me to it as
a kid like opera for
kids. It was
awful. Sounds, I was going to say
sounds fun. My mum would promise me a happy meal at the end of the night.
I tell you what, actually, you know what?
You know what?
I have been to the opera.
I've seen Soleil Mio perform live.
Oh, see, that's good.
They're really good.
That's opera we can get into.
I take back my comment because I quite like them.
Yeah, that's modern day opera.
Yeah.
And there's a lot of Buble through there.
Them and Amici Forever.
Who did you say?
There's a lot of Buble that they...
Oh, I thought you were saying that Buble's opera.
And I was like, I don't think so.
No, no, but there's a lot of Buble that Solomier do.
Oh, they do a lot of Buble.
Yeah, and I'm a fan.
Yeah, well, no, you know your target audience.
I love a bit of Pavarotti.
They just go, what do people's mums enjoy?
They like us and they like Buble.
Boom, put the two of them together.
We're very off track
but that's okay. We were talking about how
Barcelona reopened the
opera house but they didn't perform
to people, they performed to plants and
I was thinking
could I get my hands on the
playlist and I've actually got my hands on the playlist
of what they played to them. What a scoop.
Yeah, this is crazy.
They kicked off the performance for the houseplants
with a bit of this.
Roses.
Which is fun.
I'm not sure you can grow a rose inside, but yeah, good.
Still good.
Yeah, still good.
And then apparently they backed it up with this.
More funky plants.
Oh, right.
I was like, pony, fertilizer?
Right, okay, yeah.
And then, as we all know, if you've got a house plant
and you've talked to them before, they love this guy.
But.
Wait, no, I'm not letting you get away with this.
Why did they play them Bon Jovi?
Just because who doesn't like Bon Jovi?
Even plants like Bon Jovi.
Right, yeah, all right, yeah, good, yeah. And then the houseplants got the best song of the night,
their all-time favourite,
one of their cousins who couldn't be there on the night,
but they played them this.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
That's about cousin Ian, you know.
He's in jail.
We're going to play the Injury to Fame game next.
We'll play for you.
Brie and Clint.
Oh, my God.
I heard she bought all her followers.
She would.
She's such a bitch.
It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game.
It's the game where we guess how many followers famous people have on Instagram,
and now you can win free mobile fuel if you can pick the winner.
That's right.
Jared, you got through first.
Who do you want to play for you?
I picked the curtains out for my lounge last week,
and this is even harder.
But because Clint lost the hypothetical cage fight,
I'm going to have to go with him.
Oh, a little morale booster for me.
Okay, Jared, I appreciate it.
I will beat Bree down in the Insta Fame game just for you,
which means, Kat, you got Bree.
All right, Kat.
Yeah.
Let's go, girl.
Love my girl.
Yeah, love.
Yeah, love you too, Kat.
Love you too, girl.
All right, wait there.
I'm producing Anastasia.
It's your first time running the Insta Fame game today.
Yes, yeah.
The time game didn't go very well yesterday
because I couldn't actually do the maths between who'd won.
Yeah, right.
But hoping we can do it a bit harder.
Yeah, there's math involved in this game too.
Yeah, and there's a lot more math.
So we'll see about that.
We'll go question by question.
It's first to three.
Give us our first celebrity.
Sweet as.
Celebrity number one is Taylor Swift, who last Friday dropped her surprise eighth studio album, Folklore.
Taylor Swift.
So Clint has put down $200 million and Brie has put $104 million.
And I can tell you that Brie have won at $137 million.
$137 million, right.
Go on, catch up, Tay-Tay.
Sweet.
Get on the ball.
Only $134 million.
Jeez, not many.
Celebrity number two is actually a group.
It's the boy band One Direction.
Okay.
So they last week also celebrated 10-year anniversary since they were founded by Simon Cowell on the X Factor.
One Direction.
Now, I've got to be completely honest.
I went on their Instagram last week, but can I remember?
Can I remember the number?
Clint, you have put 18 million and Bree has put 50 million.
One Direction have 20.7 million followers.
So that's a win for you, Clint.
Thank you very much.
But kind of a half one because you might have already seen it last week.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter how I got there.
It doesn't matter how you got there.
Yeah, it wins a win.
All right.
Yeah, cheater.
The third celebrity is Sonny Bill Williams,
who is rumoured to be coming back to the NRL.
Yeah.
Sonny Bill.
Get him in the Warriors.
Yeah, I don't think it's going to be the Warriors.
Wonderful.
So, Clint, you have put down $400,000 and Bree has put down $550,000.
Sunnyville Williams SBW has got $988,000.
Does he?
Sorry about the Mount Eden countdown with no shoes on.
Really?
Yeah.
He's so down to earth, though.
He is so down to earth.
He's so hashtag humble.
What a nice guy.
Okay, you can win the game here, Brie.
Okay.
For Kat.
Celebrity number four is Sophie Turner.
The Game of Thrones star and her partner or husband,
Joe Jonas, have actually welcomed into the world a baby girl.
Right.
I literally would not know who that is unless you told me that.
Because I don't watch Game of Thrones.
Yeah, me neither.
Oh, how many would she have?
Clint has put down 3.5 million.
Oh, we're so close.
Brie has put down 4 million.
And she has, Sophie Turner, has 15.4 million followers.
It's a win for me.
It's a game to Brie and a win to Kat.
Kat, yes.
Congratulations. We did it, girl. I feel like the cage fight would have had a similar outcome. It's a win for me It's a game to Bree And a win to Kat Kat Yes Congratulations
We did it girl
I feel like
The cage fight
Would have had a similar
I was going to say
First you beat me
In a cage fight
And now this
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Before then though
It's time for you
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That don't impress me much.
What is it?
What don't impress you much?
What's getting on your nerves lately?
Just stress relieving.
Oh, I've got a nut stuck in my throat.
I'm okay.
No, don't.
Nobody rush to help me.
It's fine.
I'll just... No, don't. Nobody rush to help me. It's fine.
I'll just...
No, it's fine.
I'll just drink the last few drops of whatever's here. Can't believe you said that on the radio.
Well, you
need to know. What if I went down?
What if I went down? You'd need to know
what to tell the ambulance driver.
You'd need to tell them I had nuts stuck in my...
Excuse me. Don't say it again.
Grow the heck up.
You know what?
Just for that, you can start today.
You can start us off.
Here you go.
Okay.
So you're dropping another Uber Eats order off before mine. That don't impress me much.
I can relate to that.
So annoying.
I get it.
It's better for the environment.
You've got to make your commission, but it better still be hot.
But my ice cream will be melted.
Better be hot.
I'll go.
I've just had one just come to me.
How will you think you're special?
How will you think you're something else? So I'm clearly choking on a nut and you'd rather laugh than find me some water
or help me clear my airway so I can continue to breathe.
That don't impress me much.
We're meant to be friends.
I just want to isolate the audio.
Can we do that, producers?
Yeah, you could have.
And then I'm just going to use it on certain things.
Let's bring Wilson in here.
Hi, Wilson.
Hi, Wilson.
Hello, Greenclan.
Are you ready to do this?
You got something to get off your chest?
Yep.
Okay, here we go.
How will you think you're special?
How will you think if something is?
Okay. And the last person that boards the plane sits next to you. You're special. Will you think if something is?
Okay.
When the last person that boards the plane sits next to you.
Oh, that's the worst.
You're like, yes. When the last person boards the plane and they sit next to you.
God, Wilson, that one hits me really hard.
Yeah, I just had that.
Yeah.
Oh, you've just had that now.
Yeah.
Claim social distancing or something and go, sorry.
Ooh, you should go like, I think I'm coming down with something.
Okay, thank you, Wilson.
Let's go to new producer Anastasia.
Here we go.
How will you think you're special?
How will you think you're something worse?
Okay.
You're kindly filling in for producer Ben all week,
but you've been farting all afternoon.
I believe she's talking about Producer Georgia.
Interim Producer Georgia.
I don't do that, guys.
She's also got her shoes off.
The person sitting in an airtight room with you would beg to differ.
Let's go to Stacey.
Hi, Stacey. Hi, Stacey.
Hi, Stace.
Hi.
Something to get off your chest, pal.
Here we go.
How will you think you're special?
How will you think you're something else?
Okay.
When people have the need to have branded clothing.
That don't impress me much. Yeah, who are you trying to flex on with your country road sweatshirt? have the need to have branded clothing.
Yeah, who are you trying to flex on with your country road sweatshirt?
We get it. You can afford Gucci.
We get it. You've got Stan
Smiths and I've just got standard white shoes.
You're better than me. We understand. You get it. You have
matching luggage.
George is going to take us out.
Last one, George. You'll make it good.
Okay.
So I took my car in for a service.
500 bucks don't impress me.
Oh, I don't do that.
That don't impress me much.
The only thing I like better than a good one is when someone fails miserably.
I haven't failed one for ages. So that was really nice, George. Thank you. The only thing I like better than a good one is when someone fails miserably.
I haven't failed one for ages.
So that was really nice, Julia. Thank you.
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Hi, Kayla.
Hey, guys.
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Hi, Erin.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you?
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Bree and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
Birthday Banger for you Tuesday.
We'll take these three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on their 16th.
We're going to start with...
Okay, there we go.
Now we can start with Andrea.
Hi, Andrea.
Hi, Andrea.
Hello, how are you guys?
Good, how are you?
Good.
Oh, my God, I've been dying to get on this
since you guys started doing it.
Oh, really?
And I know I could have Googled what was number one,
but I wasn't done. I was like, I'm going to wait and I'm going to celebrate this with you guys started doing it. And I know I could have Googled what was number one, but I wasn't done.
I was like, I'm going to wait
and I'm going to celebrate this with you guys.
Yes.
True diehard fan of Birthday Banger.
I hope it's good for you then.
I hope it's...
Me too.
Oh my gosh, me too.
Fingers crossed.
What's your birthday, Andrea?
It's the 27th of October, 1983.
All right.
You were 16 in 1999 on the 27th of October.
And Andrea, this is your birthday banger.
Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana.
Smooth.
You want to know something crazy?
Yeah.
My dad, he passed away.
This is really sad for the fact that he died when I was two,
but his favourite was Steve Tartan.
Oh, God.
Whenever I say to Mum,
what's the music be like,
he always says his favourite was St. Tana.
That's spooky.
I've got goosebumps, Andrea.
That is your dad saying,
hey, Andrea, I'm hanging out.
I'm just checking up on you.
Yeah, we love that.
Okay, all right.
Wait there.
Oh, my God.
That's lovely.
You hold it together, Andrea. We'll be back to you very shortly. We're going to go to Stacey. Hi. Hi, all right. Wait there. Oh, my God. That's lovely. You hold it together, Andrea.
We'll be back to you very shortly.
We're going to go to Stacey.
Hi.
Hi, Stacey.
Hi, Dan.
Jeez, that's going to be hard to beat.
What's your birthday, Stace?
15th of June, 2000.
All right, you were 16 in 2016 on the 15th of June.
And on that day, this was top of the charts.
Now, banger, but is there an emotional backstory?
Did your late grandfather love Drake?
I can't say that.
Oh, damn.
He did, no.
Do you like your birthday banger, though?
Oh, it's a banger, definitely.
Good song, good song. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more for B9B. G'day, though? Oh, it's her banger, definitely. It's good. Good song. Good song.
Okay, wait there.
We'll do one more for B9B.
G'day, Ben.
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
How are you, mate?
Yeah, pretty good.
I don't think I'm going to go better than number one, but I'll try my best.
We'll see.
We'll see.
What's your birthday?
It's the 4th of April, 1984.
All right.
You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 4th of April.
And, Ben, this is your birthday banger.
That is a tune, Ben.
That is a banger.
Yeah, you've got a classic.
Are you happy with that?
I feel like I might be in with a chance now.
Yeah, that's a good tune.
If anything's going to work, it could be that.
So wait there, man.
We'll do a little bit of deliberating.
We've got an incredible story from Andrea with Rob Thomas and Santana.
Good song, too.
Yeah, it is a great song.
We've got Stacey and Drake, and then we've got Ben and NSYNC,
Bye Bye Bye.
I'm a big believer in moments and, like, things happening for a reason.
And I've got to pick smooth
Santana for Andrea and her dad
watching up there. I haven't been
a believer in that stuff until just this weekend.
Just gone. And then something happened
and I go, maybe things do happen for a reason.
So I'm going to do it with you.
Andrea, congratulations.
In memory of your dad, you've
won birthday banger.
Thank you guys. I'm just having a wee cry because I'm the same.
I'm like, it's totally me.
Absolutely.
And you enjoy this because your dad's going to be right there with you.
I will.
Thank you.
That's all it takes to get some Santana on, Zedim.
A really emotional backstory.
Free and clean, Zedim. story. Brian Clinton, him. My Spanish heart of Mona Lisa. You're my reason for reason.
The step in my growth.
And if you said this life ain't good enough,
I'd give my world to lift you up.
I could change my life To better suit your mood
Cause you're so smooth
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
It's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah I'll see you next time. Every wave would be a cry of shame And every breath and every word
I hear your name calling me out
Well, I'm from the bio
You hear my rhythm on your radio
You feel the turning of the world
So soft and slow
It's turning you around
And around
And if you said this life ain't good enough
I'd give my world to lift you up
I'd change my life to better suit your mood
Cause you're so smooth My life to bed or suit your mood.
Cause you're so smooth.
Feel just like the ocean under the moon. It's the same as the emotion that I get from you.
You got the kind of love that makes me so smooth.
Give me your heart and make it real
Or else forget about it
guitar solo We'll be right back. Zidane, Brie, and Clint. Let's go forget about it Let's go forget about it
Zeddy and Brian Clint
Let's go forget about it
That's the winner of Birthday Banger today.
Let's go forget about it
For Andrea and her dad.
Yeah.
She said her dad passed away when she was two years old
and she always asks what was my dad's favourite music
And they say Santana
And what are the odds of her birthday banger being a Santana song?
There's too much to go past so I'm glad we could do that
That was nice
That was really lovely and yeah, really nice
Some good news for healthy men aged between 22 and 37.
I'm listening.
Apparently a study was done that shows you guys can take on a cheat day.
Finally, some good news for men.
Yeah, finally.
I mean, we've been waiting.
They actually haven't studied whether or not this is the same
for the female body, but they've started with this one
and pretty much what they got to do.
I know.
We'll worry about women later.
Yeah.
Let's do men first.
The men are hungry.
Let's do them first. So they are hungry. Let's do them first.
So they got a bunch of guys and they pretty much asked them to, you know,
gorge themselves on pizzas.
And it was found that they could almost consume twice as much pizza
when attempting to push themselves beyond their limits.
Anyway, after that,
it was found that the amount of nutrients
in their bloodstream kept within the normal range.
Blood sugar levels were no higher than after a regular meal
and the amount of insulin in the blood was 50% higher than usual.
So you're saying that if us healthy men aged what age range again?
22 to 37.
Us 22 to 37-year-olds,
so long as we're only doing it once a week,
we can eat whatever we want and it won't affect us.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say once a week.
I just said a cheat meal, cheat day every now and then.
I don't know if it's once a week.
Cheat days are weekly, aren't they?
Yeah.
I follow The Rock's Instagram,
who, by the way,
he's 48 years old and he's still rocking a cheat day.
He loves a cheat day, doesn't he? He's well outside
the age range, though. Yeah.
They say if you're really quite strict
and then you have
a day where you kind of shock your
body with all these calories
and sugar and all that type of stuff,
the body kind of goes
whoa what's going on and just flushes it out and flushes it out i've always thought that when i've
had a big meal or like a lot of something in particular i'm like you have no i have and i'm
like surely my body can't turn all this food into fat straight away like surely surely not surely
because i'm evacuating the dance floor in the next 24 hours.
I mean, do your worst body
at most. That's why you don't
otherwise, if you ate, I don't know,
how much is a lot of food? Two kilos?
You're not two kilos.
Two kilos is a lot of food.
You're not two kilos heavier the next day,
are you? No, well I've watched
this YouTube thing and it's where this girl
who's like super fit she does
a day where she just eats as much as
she can and by the next day
she's like way lighter
not than when she started but like
she's yeah pretty much back to
normal. So are you suggesting that that's a good way
to lose weight? What eat it
no no
all I'm saying everything
in moderation. Yeah unless you're a 22 to 38-year-old man in a healthy condition,
in which case, bon appetit, baby.
It's time to go.
Let's do this thing.
No.
Not all the time.
I'm keen to talk to some gym junkies this afternoon.
Maybe you're just leaving your Les Mills body pump class.
Maybe you've just got out of a hot F45.
Maybe you're still going to CrossFit.
People still going to CrossFit?
I don't know.
I don't know.
We want to know what's your cheat meal?
What are you gorging on?
What are you hanging out for that is worth the calories?
Yeah.
How often is a cheat day for you and what does it entail?
What do you end up having?
I'd love to know.
If someone calls up and says something like,
like when The Rock says, oh, sushi is my cheat meal.
Yeah.
I'm like, oh, make me feel even worse.
Yeah, but look at how much sushi it is.
That's the thing.
Yeah, I know, but still.
No, good point.
If you call up and you say steamed veggies with a small thing of cheese sauce,
we don't want to hear it. We want to hear real cheat meals, real cheat days. steamed veggies with a small thing of cheese sauce. No.
We want to hear real cheat meals, real cheat days.
How do they work?
0800 dial ZM, gym junkies.
Or you can text us on 9696.
We're talking about cheat meals.
What's the go-to meal that you're going to gorge yourself on
when you're treating yourself?
We said gym junkies.
It's not just gym junkies.
No, it's anyone.
It's people on diets as well.
If you're following a strict diet, like maybe there's a cheat day involved there too and
you just live large.
Bree just revealed on here before that men aged 22 to 38 can eat whatever they want.
No, not 38, 37.
Oh, 37.
Let's just be clear.
If you're healthy, a cheat day won't affect you.
Well, yeah, they say that your body can pretty much regulate, you know,
the calories and get back on track.
Yeah, right.
Talu's here.
Hi, Talu.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Cheat day for you, how does it work?
How many cheat days a week do you have?
I'd say it's like twice a month.
Oh, yeah?
Twice a month?
That's not very much.
It's not a, we're not junk junkies.
Our family's just trying to eat healthy.
Yeah, yeah.
Good, yeah.
So to have a break from, you know,
like the half-cooked yucky vegetables.
Fair enough.
We go with like a nice steak,
and the best part about it is the hot chips
and gravy and cheese sauce. Oh, yum. God it is the hot chips and gravy and cheese sauce.
Oh, yum.
God, I love hot chips and gravy.
That's my mum and I's one of my favourites.
Yeah, but you've got to have the tea sauce.
It's the tea sauce that makes it.
Yeah.
Protein.
Yeah, have you had the blood and guts there?
Which is the, that's the tea sauce and the, is it sour cream that's blood and guts?
Did you say blood and guts?
Yeah.
I've never heard of that. Neither. Someone text in exactly, someone cream that's blood and guts? Did you say blood and guts? Yeah. I've never heard of that.
Neither.
Someone text in exactly, someone tell me what blood and guts is.
It's a thing and you can order it from some fish and chip shops.
Oh, never knew.
It's just chips covered in something in particular.
Oh, snack pack.
Yeah.
How good's a snack pack?
Snack pack?
Do you guys have that here?
What's snack pack?
You get them from the kebab shop.
Snack pack, it's like all chips and then they put meat and then sauce and then chips.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, they do that here.
Yeah, right.
All right.
You're speaking Talu's language.
Thank you, Talu.
Amber's here.
Hi.
Hi, Amber.
Hi.
Talk us through your cheat day.
What happens on it?
Okay, so it's probably only once every two weeks,
but I get KFC with my partner and we, like, dip it in mayonnaise
and it is honestly so good.
I have never thought about dipping KFC in mayo.
I've dipped it in the gravy, obviously.
Yeah.
That's a go-to.
But dipping it in mayo, are you talking like best foods mayo or something?
Nah, like the Japanese mayo, like it's kind of sweet.
Oh, the Kewpie mayo.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good stuff.
It's kind of like Karage chicken. Karage, yeah. Yeah, it's good stuff. It's kind of like karage chicken.
Karage, yeah.
Yeah, it's outrageous.
Yeah.
Kind of like that.
That vibe.
You're going to cause a lot of cheat days tonight, Amber, with that.
There's some people taking a detour on the way home.
Yeah.
Ruben, you've text through about a particular cheat day that you had.
Tell us what happened.
Yeah, well, I actually got stitched up.
I didn't actually want to do it,
but I got nominated to go to a donut eating competition.
And do you normally eat really healthy, Ruben?
I generally do during the week, yeah.
Like, I blow it a little bit in the weekend,
but definitely not on donuts.
But sort of a decent-sized fella, and I got stitched up.
And the donut was a KG,
and it was for a central workers for a bit of a prize money
for like a morning tea shout.
And it was covered in real thick chocolate.
It had four chocolate bars on the top and like a bottle of cream in it.
Oh, my God.
And I won the competition because obviously it's a competition.
And you got a win.
I got the win, so I was stoked. And my colleagues were stoked because they's a competition. And you've got to win. I got the win, so I was stoked,
and my colleagues were stoked because they got a shout.
But I literally couldn't sleep very well for three days.
I had to shake.
I was going to say, you know who didn't win?
Yeah.
Your flatmates.
Your toilet.
Jeez.
Yeah, it was real bad.
It properly affected me for three days.
Three days?
We got Bria one kilo donut once.
It was a long cream donut.
She did the best she could.
I couldn't do it.
Yeah, it's too much.
I ate the steak challenge you gave me, though,
and I can vouch for you, Ruben.
I was sick for three or four days.
Yeah.
I was shocking, eh?
But I got the win and I did it for the team,
so I'm happy enough.
Yeah, well done, mate.
Look, he's got no regrets.
Good stuff.
Just for the record, so I'm happy enough. Yeah, well done, mate. Look, he's got no regrets. Good stuff. Just for the record, we've had a text in.
Blood and guts is chips with mayo and tomato sauce on top.
Oh, never heard of that term.
Blood and guts.
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
There's your cheat meal.
Brie and Clint.
What about a bit of weed news?
Sports winning!
Brie likes it.
It's not really my thing, but Brie goes,
we need more weed news on this show. Yeah, I love some weed news. I mean, it's very topical. It's not really my thing, but Brie goes, we need more weed news on this show.
Yeah, I love some weed news.
I mean, it's very topical.
It's coming up in the election.
We need to get educated.
Yeah, we do, yeah.
You know, that's what we should be looking up,
reading about.
We're going to be talking about weeds.
A guy in Tauranga has appeared in court today.
Oh, it's local weed news.
It's local weed news, baby.
I don't want any of that overseas weed.
Give me a local strain. Yeah, it's local weed news. It's local weed news, baby. I don't want any of that overseas weed. Give me a local
strain. Yeah, the Kiwi strain.
He's appeared in court today, a
New Zealand man in Tauranga.
Police found at his house
324
cannabis plants. Holy
hell! Multiple growing
operations in a tent,
a large shed and in a
ceiling cavity, as well as 2.7 kgs of cannabis head material.
I don't know what that is.
The Heisenberg of Tauranga.
Yeah, right?
The Heisenberg of Gunja.
Yes.
Total value between $21,000 and $30,000,
depending on who you're selling it to.
Is that it?
Yeah, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a lot of plants, though.
Yeah, a lot of work for that much money.
Yeah.
Anyway, he's obviously going to get charged
because it's still illegal to have that much going on.
Here's the reason that his lawyer thinks he shouldn't get charged with this.
And I'd like to know if you think that we let him off.
What is it?
He said that he was growing all that weed because
he's 81 years old
and he wanted to buy a wheelchair.
Is he 81?
He's 81.
Oh, well, at the end of the day, I don't
really care what you're doing if you're not hurting
anyone else. If you're 81.
As long as it's just weed. Yeah, that's what I mean.
He said he needed a wheelchair.
Oh, but he was going to sell it. What, the weed? Yeah, that's what I mean. He said he needed a wheelchair. Oh, but he was going
to sell it.
What,
the weed?
Yeah,
to buy the wheelchair.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
Oh yeah,
no,
he didn't have
364 weed plants
to smoke
in lieu of having
a wheelchair.
Right,
right.
He didn't go,
well,
I can't get my wheelchair
so I have to
cheer myself up
some way.
Pretty good reason
he needs it.
I reckon as well.
Yeah.
And he's 81.
Yeah. And I mean, to be honest,
he showed very good initiative
to get it and he deserves it. I just don't
understand if he needed a wheelchair. How did he
get 364
cannabis plants up into the
ceiling cavity? I mean, these
are the questions that the jury are going to have to ask.
It's not for us to figure
this one out. Anyway, that's your
local weed news today. Good luck with the referendum
everybody. Just remember, if
we vote yes, you still don't get to grow
364 plants.
How many plants do you get to grow? I think you get three?
Or two?
Very different. Yeah, very different.
Personal use or something.
Up. Redeem points or something. Yeah.