ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 29th 2020

Episode Date: July 29, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast intro. Anyone got anything? Uh, no. Producer Anastasia. Yeah? You have one job. Was I meant to bring something to the table? Yep.

Okay, I've got something to bring to the table. Dating apps, are you on them? I thought you asked me if I had something to bring to the table, not the other way around. Yeah, you and I were talking about your dating life earlier. What dating life? Yeah, what dating life, Anastasia? When are you getting back on the app so we can talk about it on the radio?

If I were to, I wouldn't tell you about it so you couldn't talk about it on the radio. Get on Hinge. Yeah, apparently there's a bunch of hot people on Hinge. How does Hinge work? I don't know. Something to do with doors, surely. Surely.

Maybe you open doors instead of swiping. I think it's you only use the back door. Actually, I used to play this board game where you had to open up a door and there'd be a hot dude behind it. Yeah, that's a game on TV now. Hot Date, I think it's called. I think it's called Naked Attraction.

Mystery Date. Mystery Date! I love that game! This is how Hinged works. You get someone on the screen and you have to swipe left if you think that they're hinged, which means they're on the level, or right if you think they're completely unhinged. So it's exactly like Tinder.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's got a cool name. And if you get it wrong, they go, You So it's exactly like Tinder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's got a cool name. And if you get it wrong, they go, you got it wrong, I'm going to follow you home. We did a radio promo once where it was love in an elevator and you had to date within the time that it took to get to the next level. So it was like speed dating but elevated.

Yeah. Also, that's hard because there's never any chat in an elevator. Oh, that's true. Did you play Kenny G like elevator music? Like sax? I think there was elevator music. It was very awkward. But the person who started it.

Wait, did you play Aerosmith, Love in an Elevator? No, I don't think so. Well, that's a real missed opportunity. Yeah, we were top 40 stations, so. Right, okay, stick with the Kenny G. They were looking for Kenny G. Yeah. Was Kenny G the one that did the

Performance at Kim Kardashian's house? He also played the sax on Katy Perry's Last Friday Night Did he? That saxophone solo Oh, that is a good solo Kenny G, In The Key Of G

That was the name of his album I just think of Kenny G as the one from Mean Girls. Do you remember that guy? No. And he did the rap and he's like, oh, it's Kenny G. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was in the Mathletes. Yeah, and I only realized who it was when I was older

because I didn't get the reference as a kid when I was watching it, like who Kenny G was. I still don't. What's the reference? Well, no, I didn't even know who Kennyny g was i don't think they're referencing that i think the character's name was just kenny g oh we'll have to re-watch it to be sure i love that don't worry it'll be on tv once a year like it is every single year i think it's on netflix now oh yeah um okay well we haven't got to the bottom of it. So if anyone spots producer Anastasia on the dating apps,

screenshot, drop it in our podcast group. Yeah? Yeah, let us know. I do not approve that message. Oh, dating apps? I've got dating app news. I never have dating app news. You're married.

I love this dating app news. I've got dating app news. What, you personally? I am on Grindr. Oh, yeah, you are too. Oh, did someone make a fake profile of you? No, no. Don't flatter him that much.

No, I'm in someone's profile picture on Grindr and Big Gay Gorgeous Al comes over and goes, Clint, I found you on Grindr. And I went, what? And he brought it over. And someone that I've had a photo with, I don't know this person, but I'm their main picture on Grindr.

Yeah. And I, you know what? I'm very flattered. You've decided to go out with me on your quest to find love or romance it was a good picture you guys look like you're having good time yeah it did yeah it did they're trying to lure them in with you yeah yeah oh yeah sometimes people do that like they put a picture of a yeah well i don't think that they're going to meet up with me i don't think they're going to be up with me. Alan used me as bait before on Grindr. And then I've had people message me being like,

saw you on Grindr? And I was like, I don't think I was on Grindr. Yeah, well, this is the thing. Neither did I until Alan showed me. There's a whole community out there that I'm not aware of. And who does swipe? Grindr was so before its time. It was literally the first of the first.

Was it before Tinder and everything else? Yeah. I've never heard anything. Way before. Well, I'm not going to. No, I'm exaggerating now. But it was way before those.

Yeah. Has Grindr moved more into dating yet? Or is it more, is it still quite? Nah. It's very hookup, right? I think, yeah,

it's a hookup app. Yeah, right. But I do know people who have met on Grindr though. Yeah. And they have dated. Like me and that guy in But I do know people who have met on Grindr though. Yeah. And they have dated. Like me and that guy in the profile picture. We met not on Grindr.

We met and now we're on Grindr. And you had a great night together. And we had a great night. That night that you met once and took a photo. Yeah, we had a great time. And it was a good time. Is that where you went that night? You don't...

Standard, I don't remember. All I remember is waking up in a random spin. No, excuse me. You've taken it too far. No, I don't remember the photo I recall him saying that no I don't know he wrote a song he wrote that song about it I just woke up in a stranger's bed now I'm on his grinder you know that hit single yeah I remember I wrote it top 40 they played that in the elevator.

Kenny G was on it. He did a sax solo. We've made it to the logical conclusion of this conversation. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Bye. Bree and Clint. A Melbourne tradie, I believe, might have gotten the most expensive butter chicken ever. Talk to me about it.

Love butter chicken. $1,652. What's in it? Because obviously we all know what's going on in Aussie at the moment, especially in Victoria. They're in their second lockdown period, which means, you know, there's all the rules. I think it's about a level three as to what we were having here.

Anyway, so there was this Melbourne tradie. His name is Noel. And he decided, he goes, oh, I'm really keen for a butter chicken. Yeah. I think I'm going to go get a butter chicken. Yeah, treat yourself. Things are tough in lockdown. So takeaways are still open over there.

Anyway, he decided to get in his car. He drove 32 kilometres into the CBD to pick up this butter chicken. A couple of minutes away from the store, he gets pulled over by the police. Yeah. And they say, what are you doing? He goes, I'm going to get a butter chicken. He said, you can't do that. That's going to be $1,652.

Why? Because he is driving too far away. Oh. Remember the rules when we were here? Like you can't, you know, drive. I don't know what the distance was. I didn't know the amount. I don't know how far it needs to be.

Well, they deemed it to be too far. I know David Clark got in trouble for going to the beach. But again, I don't really know how far that was. You'd think, you'd think for the butter chicken, the cops would go, look, I can see the butter chicken. And I can see you've had a hard day on the tools, Mr. Melbourne tradie. I'm going to let you off with a warning this time. Just go straight home.

And he goes, I plan to. This butter chicken's hot. Look, I'm not mucking around. And you can't eat a butter chicken in the car. So there's only one place he's going and that's home. You've got to go home. He said, he goes, I really didn't know that I was breaking the rules because I thought we were allowed to go get food and I was on my way to go get food.

They were like, nah, it's too far. Anyway, the place where he got the butter chicken from has heard about his fine because obviously that's a big fine. And, you know, people need to take it seriously, so I do get it. But they heard about it and they said, we're going to supply you with free butter chicken for a year. Wow. Which I've done the math.

Yeah. The butter chicken's $16.90. So to get the full fines worth, he would have to have butter chicken in one year at least 97 times. You know the real agony of this, the real upsetting bit? He's got free butter chicken for life. He can't go and get it. Oh, my God.

He still can't go get it. So for as long as lockdown lasts, and it could last for ages. Long time. Every day that he doesn't go and get that butter chicken, what a waste. Yeah. What a waste. It's kind of perfect from the butter chicken shop because they're like, we'll give you free butter chicken, man. Starting now. Starts now. Yeah. What a waste. It's kind of perfect from the butter chicken shop because they're like, we'll give you free butter chicken, man.

Starting now. Starts now. Yeah. But still. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good. There's an NBA player who's just got in trouble too because he went and got hot wings.

Same situation. Same thing. They're locked down playing NBA at Disney World, I think. Yeah. And he wanted some hot wings, went and got them, got caught. He posted a picture of the hot wings on Instagram and people went, oh, yeah, I get it. Actually, you know what? I understand.

Those look really good. Okay. I know you're breaking the rules, but actually those look really good. So in my mind, you're innocent. You're clear on this one. Right. I didn't realize that was still happening. But I want to know from people this afternoon,

because obviously this is like crazy circumstances. Yeah. But like how far did you go? Like what length did you go to? For food. For food. Yeah, right, okay. Maybe you live in one town and you don't,

there's no Wendy's where you live. So you drove? You drove. We used to do that when we lived in Rotorua. We used to drive all the way to Tauranga just to get Wendy's. So how far is that? About an hour's drive. Yeah, that's decent. For Wendy's. Yeah, yeah. Worth it?

Definitely worth it. So good. Always worth it. It makes you feel like you've earned it. And someone goes, bring me back. Someone goes, no, if you want Wendy's, you're coming on the hour long drive. Oh, 800 dials at M or text us to 9696. How far, what lengths did you go to on the hour-long drive. Oh, $800 at M or Texas to 9696. How far, what lengths did you go to get the food that you wanted? Free and clean. A guy in Melbourne has been fined $1,600

because he flouted lockdown rules to get a butter chicken. For butter chicken. For garlic naan. So we're asking you this afternoon, how far did you go to get the meal that you wanted? Diane, hi. Hi, Diane. Hi.

How far? What was the food first? What was the food? McDonald's. Okay. Or KFC. So I was from Greymouth on the west coast of South Island and we always used to drive to Christchurch,

like everybody does. Whoa. Because there's no McDonald's or KFC in Grey Mouth at the time. How far is that, Diane? About a three-hour drive each way. Whoa. Have you guys got good takeaways now? Yeah, yeah.

What have you got? I've got five for you. You've got McDonald's and KFC. Oh, you've got both. Saves you a six-hour round trip, Diane. Wait, have you got BK? No. You haven't got BK? Oh,. Saves you a six-hour round trip, Diane. Wait, have you got BK? No. You haven't got BK?

Oh, so you still need a three hours to get a Whopper. Well, six hours. For a Whopper. That's a good effort, Diane. Very good effort. For those chicken chips that BK do. Oh, yeah, they're good. Let's talk to Rebecca.

Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Bec. Hello. Tell us, Bec, how far did you go to get the food? So it's happened a few times now, but I've had my partner drive from just out of Hamilton to Tauranga for a boost juice. Really?

A boost juice, Rebecca. Really? Well, I lived in Melbourne for about 10 years and I moved back. Well, they moved over and I missed it. I've just realised, wait, boost juice is in New Zealand? Yeah. What? It's in

Auckland too. I think there's two. I think there's only a couple of them. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You said your boyfriend did the drive, but then you just said that it was you who felt like... My fiancé, sorry. Okay, your fiancé.

But then you just said it was you who felt like the boost juice. Did you send him all the way to Tauranga to get you a boost juice? No, we both went on a road trip. Yeah, it was fun, Clint. It was fun. Don't try and make it sound

like a relationship exercise. Why don't you just have a tank? It doesn't taste the same. Yeah, right. Is it the mango magic? It's the mango tango crush. Oh, yeah. That is good.

That is good. Someone get that girl a boost juice. Finally. Someone said on the text machine that they drove from the Gold Coast to Sydney to go to a bakery. How far is that? That'd be eight, nine hours. Whoa. That's a long way.

And then they said they did it twice, but the second time they flew instead because the drive took forever. Finally, Jeff, what was the food that you went a long way for first? Well, I flew from Wellington to Auckland to get Dunkin' Donuts. What? Jeff? You did not. Yeah, yeah. Wait, so there was no other reason you were coming to Auckland

other than to get Dunkin' Donuts? That's right. When I was in the domestic terminal. This is the thing, Jeff. There's a Dunkin' Donuts at the airport. So you would have got off the plane, had Dunkin' Donuts at the airport, so you would have got off the plane, had Dunkin' Donuts, and then what? Got straight back on the plane and gone home? Yep, found a grab

receipt for like 30 bucks return, and yep, went up for Dunkin' Donuts and came home. You're a true hero, Jeff. You are my hero. How good was it? Was it everything you hoped for? Oh, it was so good. Like, you've got no idea. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is... The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the Emmy nominations are out and there's some good news for Kiwis in there. There certainly is. Of course, this will not surprise you. Taika Waititi.

That's how I say it, right? Yeah, you nailed it. Taika Waititi. You crashed it. Well done. I nailed it. The guy is a legend. Can I just say he's the nicest guy

and the most awesome guy. Well, he's also an Emmy nominee. He and Jermaine Clement for What We Do in the Shadows have been nominated for Outstanding Writing, Outstanding Production, Casting, Single Camera Editing, and, of course, Sound Editing. And Taika has also earned a nomination for Outstanding Character Voice-Over in The Mandalorian,

which is a big deal. Okay, this guy, he is really making and has made an incredible name for himself in Hollywood. And I just love to see him getting this kind of accolades for all of his different projects. Some of the other big nominees on the day, not that we care because it's all these American whatevers. The Dark Superhero is a big one.

Lots of HBO shows. And of course, I hate to be, you know, the bearer of bad news. It's not going to be very exciting Emmys. I'm pretty sure it's going to be all virtual. But you know what? Still, an Emmy nomination is an Emmy nomination. It's going to be really easy to wrap the actors up if their speech goes too long,

if they're doing their speech over Zoom. You turn it off, turn the camera off. Yeah, disconnect them, and then you wrap them up straight away. Or you put a funny, like, filter on them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you just play with Joaquin Phoenix's connections if he goes on for way too long.

That's bloody exciting for Taika and Jermaine. Yeah, that's awesome. I actually haven't even seen the TV version of what we do in The Shadows. The movie's so good, but I haven't seen the American version that they've made for TV. So if it's got an Emmy nomination,

then we need to check that out. Must be good. Yeah. Thanks for the update, Dean. That is the Emmy nominations out today, live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Next on the show, we're going to keep going international.

We're going to talk to PJ of Jason PJ. She's in Melbourne, which of course is in Victoria where they're locked down at the moment. Yeah, it's quite scary times over there at the moment. They're going into their second lockdown. They're having lots of new cases a day. And we're just going to get her take on what it's like to be over there at the moment.

Yeah, what does it feel like to be a Kiwi stuck in one of the worst hit places for COVID in Australia right now? We'll get PJ on the show after this. Bree and Clint. Let's get a familiar voice on the show. Welcome back to ZM Afternoons. It's PJ. G'day a familiar voice on the show. Welcome back to ZM Afternoons. It's PJ. G'day, PJ.

Hi, PJ. Hello, beautiful people. How are you? We're fine. How are you, mate? You are currently in Melbourne in lockdown city in Victoria, Australia. And we wanted to get you on to get a bit of a snapshot of how things are over there at the moment.

Look, I'm trying to be as positive as possible, but it's been a pretty hard time for a lot of people here. Obviously, we've got into another lockdown, and every day you hear like a rumour of, oh, it's going to be stage four soon, oh, we're going to add another three weeks. Yeah, we're just taking it day by day. PJ, can I ask, are you guys in level four or you're still in, like, level three?

Because obviously... Yeah, what's your lockdown look like? What's open, what's not? Well, we are, like, in level three, but then our premieres did essentially we're in level four now that we've got the masks in place because we obviously have mandatory masks here now. Yeah. But you've got your overeat still. But you've got your Uber Eats still running.

You've got your cafes. So a lot of businesses that probably did shut down the first time around have stayed open this time because they literally can't survive. And I think that first time there was so much fear. Second time it's like, okay, well, we kind of know what we're dealing with. We're not going to survive if we shut this time around.

Are you and Jace still on the radio? Can you go in and do your show in Melbourne? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Again, I don't know how we're essential services. Don't worry, mate. We had the same thought. We were confused as well.

We were like, damn, are we heroes? Are we like paramedics now? Are we big deals? Yeah, I was going to say that. We go in the same category. One last thing I wanted to ask you about, PJ, because I can relate to this as well. How are you going with, like, obviously, you know, your partner,

your whole family's over here in New Zealand, you're in Australia. Like, how are you going with that? Like, for me, it's the not knowing when I'm actually going to be able to see my loved ones. That's the hardest part. Is that what the hardest part for you is too? Yeah, that's exactly it. And I think, you know, earlier this year I was like,

I had July in my head. I was like, surely I'll be able to go home by July. Like, this has got to clear up by then. And there was so much talk around the trans-tasman bubble. And they're like, yep, this is going to be in force hopefully early July and now you hear maybe not until September

maybe October. Yeah, it's going to be tough. That's the killer just not knowing you know, not having any certainty and just having to guess. There's no light at the end of the tunnel at this point. We saw a little video of you having a few tears on the radio.

Don't worry, there's been tears here as well. Three's in the exact same, but the opposite situation as you. So we just kind of wanted to call in and check on you and see if you're okay. Get a feel for what it's like over there. And also, just in case, because, I mean, he's here in New Zealand. Did you want the opportunity to give a message

to BJ, your boyfriend? He's probably listening right now. Yeah, live on ZM. Guys, well, he's probably in the tractor and he's probably got dodgy reception on the farm.

No, he'll be listening. He'll be listening. He's one of our biggest listeners. Yeah, he texts us all the time. He's like, can you get PJ on? I mean, I could just ring her, but can you get her on the radio

to do a message for me? So go for it, mate. The radio's all yours. We'll leave you to it. Hey, hey, I really don't know what to say. I hope you're having a good one out on the farm.

God, you are an awkward human being. I hope you're having a good one out on the farm. Bloody hell. I panic. Wrap her up. Wrap her up. Awkward. I hope you're having a good one out on the farm. Bloody hell. Titanic. No, you don't do it. Wrap her up. Yeah, wrap her up. Wrap her up.

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Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network, and available wherever you get your pods. Bree and Clint. It's time for Flashborn and Megan's 50K. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. This is exciting. Every day we've got cash to give away.

Thanks to Save My Bacon with the $50,000 fact of the day. That's how much cash we're going to give away. Yeah, all you have to do is listen to Fletch, Vaughan and Megan in the mornings around 8.30. Vaughan will give out the fact, and then you just have to answer a simple question about it. Yep. Today, giving it a go is Kelly.

Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hello. Oh, giving it a go is Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hello. Oh, my God, I can't believe I got chosen. What would $500 do for you right now if we were to put that in your bank account? Oh, so much. It's getting so close to Christmas,

so probably Christmas presents. Oh, don't say that, Kelly. No, you can say that, Kelly. Some people like to be prepared. Yeah, right. This year, we need to be excited about Christmas, I reckon. I agree. Yeah, good point. Okay, here comes your question for $500.

Good luck. Here's a fact of the day question for you. In what First World European country does Poos and Wees still drop straight out of the bottom of some trains onto the tracks? It's the UK, Britain. You got it, dude!

You just won 500 bucks! Oh, my God, guys, that's so awesome. In a disgusting turn of events, you know your poos and wheeze, Kelly. You have no idea. Finally, it's paid off, Kelly. Thank you, guys. For the record, the fact of the day was

you can't flush toilets on British trains at transitions because it just comes out the bottom of the train. That is so rank. That's like the... That is pretty gross. That is really gross. Can you imagine just seeing like a train drop and all that kind of stuff? Yeah.

Okay, we're going to sort you out with 500 bucks. Kelly, well done. Thank you so much. Brie and Clint. Kelly just won $500 cash with the 50k fact of the day, thanks to Save My Bacon. Because she knows that poos and wheeze come straight out the bottom of the trains in the UK.

The same with planes. Disgusting. Yeah, planes I can handle because you hope it would evaporate in the air. It's not true. You know that's a rumour. The plane one? Yeah.

Isn't it? Is it a rumour? A plane one? Yeah. Isn't it? Is it a rumour? A plane doesn't drop all that stuff just anywhere. Surely it drops it when it's out at the ocean. No! Does it not? No. I think there were stories of a frozen block of human mess

come careering through someone's skyline. I'm pretty sure it's a rumour. If you know your planes, let us know. I think that would be quite dangerous. Yeah, right. Depending on... Oh, so do I. Depending on ones or two.

Depending on what they're serving on the plane. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, we're getting sidetracked, and I feel like you want us to get sidetracked because you've done a bad thing, and you yesterday were a bad friend to me. I nearly died on the show. I had a close call.

I had a brush with mortality. And you did nothing to help me in my hour of need. You just sat there and you laughed. If I ever heard the boy cry wolf, it is today. Excuse me. Producers, look, they're both shaking their heads at you. No, they agree with me. They agree with me. What happened yesterday?

Who do you agree with? Do you agree with I was a bad friend or Clint is a drama king? Both. Might go part and part, but drama king, if I ever heard one. No, okay, get out. No, you're banned.

I'm on the fence. Actually, you're both in the same boat. No, I feel sorry for you, Clint. No, you don't. Neither of you tried to help me either. I had a bottle of water ready for you. It didn't come in fast enough. Yesterday at five o'clock, we were mid-voice break, and I got something lodged in my airway.

Listen to this. Oh, I've got a nut stuck in my throat. I'm okay. No, don't. Nobody rush to help me. It's fine. I'll just... And that's the edited version.

The actual thing went on for quite a while, and I was like, it's okay, Bree's going to come. It went on for about five seconds. She's going to bring me water. She's going to give me Heinlich. She's going to whack me on the back or something, but nothing came of it. You could speak perfectly fine, hence I knew you weren't choking.

I said... Pretty simple. I gave you... They might have been my last words. I've got a nut stuck in my throat. And you said something very funny. Excuse me. And you just said it again.

Excuse me. I believe that... Look, I'm okay, so I'm going to let this one slide. I'm going to let you off the hook. I forgive you is what I wanted to come on here and say. I forgive you. But next time, I'd like you to spring into action, please. Well, I don't know if I'm going to be there the next time you get one in your throat.

I've got a question that we can ask off the back of this. Yes. What did you choke on? What got stuck in your throat? See, this can actually be quite scary because there's actually people out there who have probably actually choked on things. Just like me yesterday, live on air. You weren't choking. Just like me.

You weren't choking. What was the thing that you got stuck in your throat? Maybe it was when you were a kid and it was terrifying for your parents. Maybe it was when you were an adult. Lego man. And you were on a Lego man. Maybe. You were out on a date and you got something stuck in your throat on a Tinder date and it was very embarrassing,

but the person still came and gave you... Oh, yeah, I realise what I've just said there. You're really not good around this. Take him. What are you doing? Oh, $800 at M. What did you choke on is what we're asking this afternoon. Oh, my God.

I'm distancing myself. Brie and Clint. Here in the Brie and Clint studio, we are recovering from an issue that happened yesterday where I nearly died, and as a consequence, our friendship nearly ended when Brie refused to help me as I choked on a nut. Oh.

Oh, I've got a nut stuck in my throat. I'm okay. Nobody rush to help me. It's fine. I just... Brie maintains that she's done nothing wrong and I'm just happy to be here, to be honest. I'm just happy to still be here.

I still can't believe you said that on the radio. So we're asking you, New Zealand this afternoon, what did you choke on? What happened to you where you wish Brie would have, what did you choke on? What happened to you where you wish Bree would have come and helped you as well? Jessie, hi.

Hi, Jessie. Hey, guys. Hey. What'd you choke on, Jessie? It's pretty ironic, but I choked on a lifesaver. Oh! No way!

Yeah. And yeah, 20 years later, my whole family still gives me shit for it. Now, excuse my ignorance, having never choked on a Lifesaver. I would have thought because it had a hole in the middle that it would still keep. Still get lodged, though.

Yeah, well, I think I was maybe four at the time. Oh. Yeah. Obviously didn't know that. Yeah, terrifying. How ironic. You should take the Lifesaver company to court for that. Be like, look, I read the packet.

Well, she's here, isn't she? Yeah, well, true. That's true. Case dismissed. Thanks, Jessie. Ben's here. G'day, Ben. Hello, Ben. How are you? First of all, mate, do you think Bree should have done more to help me yesterday in my hour of need? 100%.

Me too. Yeah, me too. I'm not even taking part in this. Yeah, I know. I know. You're in the denial stage. Because you're so dramatic. Yeah. And you're not helping Ben.

Lawyer up because I'm coming for you. Me and Ben. Ben, what did you choke on, mate? A bit of pork, eh? Oh. Yeah. Sunday before lockdown too, so it was fun. Did you, Ben?

A bit of pork? Yeah, the Sunday before lockdown too, so it was fun. Did you, Ben? Bit of pork? Yeah, pork, yeah. Don't. Don't, okay? He's rung up to share his pork story. Don't make it filthy, okay? Was it on a fork, Ben? Yeah, sure, bro, sure.

Leave him alone, okay? Thank you, Ben, appreciate it. We'll go to Joel last. Joel, hi. Oh, hi. Hi. What did you choke on, mate? It wasn't you, Ben. Appreciate it. We'll go to Joel last. Joel, hi. Oh, hi. Hi. What did you choke on, mate? It wasn't me.

It was my dad. One night, my mum went out, and he got out a packet of steak that he wasn't supposed to eat, cooked up the entire packet of steak. He's eating it halfway through, and he's like, oh, great, I'm choking. So he tried to give himself the Heimlich on the back of a chair. Yeah. But he ends up passing out, and when he hit the floor, it must havelich on the back of a chair. Yeah. But he ends up passing out. And when he hit the floor, it must have dislodged the bit of steak.

No. He came to and he was like, oh, I'm still alive. That is ridiculous. Then he had to finish eating the rest of the packet of steak so mum wouldn't realise that he'd eaten the packet of steak. And then when she got home, she was like, what happened? And he's like, what? What do you mean? Nothing's happened. And she was like, what happened? And he's like, what? What do you mean?

Nothing's happened. And she was like, have you not looked in the mirror? He had popped all his blood vessels in his face. And so his face was entirely purple. And it's one of the most hilarious stories of our family. And did she forgive him for eating the steak? I don't think he's ever let it down. To this day.

He's not allowed to eat entire packets of steak unless mum is gone for the weekend. And then he just goes crazy on the lamb chops and the steak. To this day, Joel's dad has never had another steak cooked for him. Yeah, you've turned me off steak tonight, Joel. Thanks, mate. Have a good night. Great story. Thanks, man.

This is interesting. There's been a study commissioned to celebrate International Friendship Day, which is tomorrow. Is it? Tomorrow is International Friendship Day. Do we get the day off? No. It's not a public holiday.

No. Well, I don't care then. Yeah, well, all right. To celebrate International Friendship Day A study has been conducted to find out what qualities make a good friend Oh no I'll give you some friend facts first Before we get into those Did you know that the average person has four close friends?

That's it Oh yeah Four friends that you would call like actual genuine close friends. Yeah. And usually people meet their best friend by the age of 19. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah? I think.

Who's your best friend? Don't have one. Don't have a best friend. My best friend did some not very nice things to me, so I don't have a best friend anymore. Ah. Are you auditioning for new? But I did have one.

Yeah. Yeah, I did. I have had one. The role's open. Yeah, the role is open. The role's open. Yeah, the role is open. The role is open. Taking applications. 20% of adults say their childhood best friend is still their BFF.

So one in five people. Yeah, that is cute. Which is the case for me, actually. Yeah. Yeah, my childhood best friend, still my best friend. How old were you when you met? 10. Oh, yeah, that's childhood best friend.

I showed up to his house. I'd been run over on my bike. And I said, can I use your phone to call my mum? And ever since then, we've been best friends. Best mates. Yeah. And one in three people met their best friend at work. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, because you spend so much time with people you work with. Yeah. And you go, man, I hate this place. And they go, I hate this place too. And then you bond. And you look at each other and you go, did we just become best friends? Yep. So here you go, man, I hate this place. And they go, I hate this place too. And then you bond. And you look at each other and you go, did we just become best friends? Yep.

So here you go. These are the five top values that make someone a good friend. Okay. Number five, they surveyed 1,000 people on what they want. And number five on the list with 45% was sharing the same values. You and your friend need to share the same values. Makes sense. You've got to go. You've got to like the same things. You've got to hate the same values. You and your friend need to share the same values. Makes sense. You've got to go.

You've got to like the same things. You've got to hate the same things. Yeah. Because you don't want to be arguing. Number four, be accepting of each other's faults with 48% of the vote, a.k.a. don't judge me. Yeah, still love me.

Yeah. At my best and at my worst. And if I suck at something, just know that I suck at that something. Yeah. And either let me do it or. And if I suck at something, just know that I suck at that something. And either let me do it or tell me that I suck at it, but be there either way. Exactly. Be accepting of faults, number four.

Number three, the trait that makes someone a really good friend. According to this survey of 1,000 people in the UK, 53% of people said kindness was the most important. It's very broad, isn't it? It's very broad. And how does that go for friends whose friendship is mainly based on roasting each other? Because those are some of the strongest friendships there are. If you can actually roast each other, there's no kindness in that.

And that's why kindness is not number one. Number two, the second most important trait for someone to make them a good friend with 66% of the vote, trustworthy. You've got to be able to trust them as a friend. Absolutely. I'd put that at the top. What does that mean, though? Trustworthy. It means you can tell them your deepest, darkest secrets and they won't tell anyone.

And or that they have your back in situations. Yeah. You know they can have the pin code to your phone just in case something happens and you need them to go in and clear your messages. Yeah. Trustworthy. Trustworthy. Right.

And the number one trait that makes someone a good friend, if they're choking on a nut, they'll come over and pat you on the back or give you some water or something. Again, why do you keep saying that sentence on the radio? Bree and Clint. For this next break, I want to take you to Outback Australia. My old stomping ground. Queensland specifically, actually.

A pub in Eureka. And Outback Australia has had to ban emus for bad behaviour. Oh, that does happen at Euraca quite a lot. So the pub, which is called the Euraca Hotel, a place with a population of 18 people, they have an issue where two emus specifically, Carol and Kevin, have learned to climb the front steps of the pub

and have started coming in and taking food off people's plates, going into the kitchen and pecking eggs straight off the hot plate. Not appropriate. And they've even been drinking people's coffee out of their coffee cups. No wonder people think us Aussies are absolutely crazy towns, eh? These stories come out of Australia and people are like, this isn't real. But this is what you guys think about us with sheep, right?

You go, surely every Australian thinks that New Zealand pubs just overrun with sheep. No. No? No. Right, okay. Well, anyway, I thought we could give them a call this afternoon and see if you can book a table for you and three mates,

but the only catch is that two of your mates are emus. Oh, God. Is that all right? God. Do your best. Yarraka Hotel, Gerry speaking. G'day, Gerry. How are you? Good, thanks. That's good. Mate, I was coming past Yarraka and I

was thinking about stopping by. I was wondering if I could book a table for tonight, please. Yeah, yeah. Just me and a couple of mates. Table of four. I just thought I'd check. Is it going to be a problem? tonight, please. Yeah, yeah. Just me and a couple of mates, a table of four. Yeah. I just thought I'd check. Is it going to be a problem two of my mates are emus?

No, I'm sorry, they're banned. So they're still banned? No, they'll have to eat out on the footpath if they want to eat. Okay. No, that's fair enough. That's fair enough.

Sorry, sorry. Sorry to stick my beak in here, but, um, Jerry, I'm one of the emus, and can I say I'm very well behaved? No, well, are you incontinent? Uh, yeah, I'm an emu. To be honest, Jerry, he's a pain in my

ass. Oh, well, that's enough reason to ban him, isn't it? I agree. So I'm keen to come tonight. He can sit outside and I'll dine in the luxury. You can have a lovely night. I'll do your deal, Gerry. You let me and my emu wife in. I'll perch on the pool table. So any

mess I make will be self-contained. Well, the thing is, we don't have a pool table. Oh, you're out of luck. Fair enough, I guess. Sorry. You can order your food outside. We appreciate your time, Gerry, and we'll see you soon. Yeah, well, you coming in? Are you really coming in tonight?

Or this is a bit of a send-up, is it? Well, to be honest, Gerry, we heard about the story. We're over here in New Zealand. We thought it was hilarious, thought we'd give you a call, see what was going on, maybe drum up some business for you in the future. Leanne, these people from New Zealand want to bring an emu into the bar. New Zealand?

Leanne, give us a whistle. Leanne can speak New Zealand. You listen to this. New Zealand. It's New Zealand. Leanne, that's spot on, mate. I feel like I'm talking to my mum. Hey, Hebrew.

Hebrew. Hebrew. Hebrew. Do you speak emu? I do speak emu. It goes like this. Oh my god. I thought that actually was an emu. Oh, you guys are too good. Do you want to know what I said?

What did you say? I said I speak Kiwi. Leanne and Jerry, we'll leave you to get back to the pub. You guys are legends. Thanks for your time. All right, thanks, guys. See you guys. Bye. Love you, bye.

And now, after talking to other country Queenslanders. She just said she loves us. Yeah. Do you understand more where I come from now? Yeah, somewhat, yeah. For this next break, I want to take you to Outback Australia. My old stomping ground. Queensland specifically, actually.

A pub in Eureka. And Outback Australia has had to ban emus for bad behaviour. Oh, that does happen at Eureka quite a lot. So the pub, which is called the Euraca Hotel, a place with a population of 18 people, they have an issue where two emus specifically, Carol and Kevin, have learned to climb the front steps of the pub

and have started coming in and taking food off people's plates, going into the kitchen and pecking eggs straight off the hot plate. Not appropriate. And they've even been drinking people's coffee out of their coffee cups. No wonder people think us Aussies are absolutely crazy towns, eh? These stories come out of Australia and people are like, this isn't real. But this is what you guys think about us with sheep, right? You go, surely every Australian thinks. No, we don thinks that New Zealand pubs just overrun with sheep.

No. No? No. Right, okay. Well, anyway, I thought we could give them a call this afternoon and see if you can book a table for you and three mates. But the only catch is that two of your mates are emus. Oh, God.

Is that right? Yeah. Do your best. Okay. Yarraka Hotel, Gerry speaking. G'day, Gerry. How are you? Good, thanks.

That's good. Mate, I was coming past Yarraka and I was thinking about stopping by. I was wondering if I could book a table for tonight, please. Yeah, yeah. Just me and a couple of mates. Table of four. Yeah. I just thought I'd check.

Is it going to be a problem two of my mates are emus? No, I'm sorry, they're banned. So they're still banned? No, they'll have to eat out on the footpath if they want to eat. Okay. No, that's fair enough, that's fair enough. Sorry, sorry, sorry to stick my beak in here, but, um, Jerry, I'm one of the emus, and can I say I'm very well behaved?

No, well, are you incontinent? Yeah, I'm an emu. To be honest, Jerry, he's a pain in my ass. Oh, well, that's enough reason to ban him, isn't it? I agree. So I'm keen to come tonight. He can sit outside, and I'll dine in the luxury. And you can have a lovely night tonight. I'm keen to come tonight. He can sit outside and I'll dine in the luxury.

You can have a lovely night tonight. I do your deal, Gerry. You let me and my emu wife in, I'll perch on the pool table. So any mess I make will be self-contained. Well, the thing is we don't have a pool table. Oh, you're out of luck. Fair enough, I guess. Sorry.

All right. You can order your food outside. We appreciate your time, Gerry, and we'll see you soon. Are you coming in? Are you really coming in tonight? This is a bit of a send-up, is it? Well, to be honest, Geri, we heard about the story. We're over here in New Zealand.

We thought it was hilarious, thought we'd give you a call, see what was going on, maybe drum up some business for you in the future. Leanne, these people from New Zealand want to bring an emu into the bar. New Zealand? Leanne, give us a whistle. Leanne can speak New Zealand. You listen to this.

New Zealand. New Zealand. Leanne, that's spot on, mate. I feel like I'm talking to my mum. Hey, Hebrew. Hebrew. Hebrew. Do you speak emu? I do Hebrew. Hebrew. Hebrew. Do you speak emu?

I do speak emu. It goes like this. Oh, my God. I thought that actually wasn't emu. Oh, you guys are too good. Do you want to know what I said? What did you say? I said I speak Kiwi.

Leanne and Jerry, we'll leave you to get back to the pub. You guys are legends. Thanks for your time. Alright, thanks guys. See you guys. Bye. Love you, bye. And now,

after talking to other country Queenslanders. She just said she loves us. Yeah. Do you understand more where I come from now? Yeah, somewhat, yeah. Bree and Clint.

Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Nickname Origins. I really gotta re-voice that intro. One day. One day. One of these days. We've been busy. This is a game where you win free mobile fuel

and we try and guess your nickname. How you got it? Yeah, well, it'd be pretty hard to guess that nickname. I said that whole thing backwards. Yeah. You know how it works. Let's start with Michelle. Hi. Hi. Michelle, what's works. Let's start with Michelle. Hi.

Hi. Michelle, what's your nickname? My nickname is Petta. P-E-T-T-A. Petta. Kind of like from The Hunger Games. Oh, yes. You know where Kat Ness is like, oh, Petta. Spoiler alert, that's the one she

Oh, actually, no, I don't. Yeah, don't say it. Surely you know how the Hunger Games end by now. Or, or, she... Oh, she loves pita bread. She loves pita bread. That's pita, though. P-I-T-A. Yeah, I know, similar.

Or, or, she throws buckets of red paint on people who are wearing fur. Oh, she's a part of the pita group. She's a person for the ethical treatment of animals. She's vegan. She's vegan. She's vegan. She's vegan. Michelle, do they of animals She's vegan She's vegan She's vegan Michelle, do they call you Peta because you're vegan? I'm very much not vegan, no

Why is it, Michelle? It's because when my husband and I were dating He would always call me Petal Petal? Yeah, like flower Petal Yeah So I got that engraved in my wedding band, but by the time we got married,

I'd actually lost quite a bit of weight. So I got it taken in. That's amazing. And the owl got lost, so then he thought he would call me Petal. Petal. That is such a good story. You lost so much weight,

you lost an entire letter. That's impressive. I did. Okay, all right, wait there. Let's do a couple more. You lost so much weight, you lost an entire letter. That's impressive. I did. Okay, all right, wait there. Let's do a couple more. Susan, hi. Hi, Susan. Hi.

What's your nickname? Mrs. Parks. P-A-R-K. Mrs. Parks? Yep. Mrs. Parks. Her last name's Parks, and she's married to Mr. Parks. I mean, that would be pretty obvious.

What about she's like the best reverse parker in the biz? Or the worst. Or the worst. She can't park at all. No one has, no one's endangered more posts

in parking buildings than Mrs. Parks. Yeah, she can't park for crap. Yeah, Mrs. Parks. Do they call you Mrs. Parks because you can't park? No, that's not right.

What is it, Susan? So when I was young, I was quite curious, and I always liked being on the conversation, so I used to be called Mrs. Parks because I was being nosy. Oh, nosy parker. Oh, nos being nosy. Oh, nosy Parker. Oh, nosy Parker. Oh, nosy Parker. I get it.

Thanks, Susan. Sarah, hi. Hi, Sarah. Hi. What's your nickname? Roly. Roly. Roly.

Oh, she rolls a good blunt. Oh, is that where your mind went to first? I went to a... I just said that without thinking. That's okay. You go with the most obvious. I mean, the election's coming up. I went straight away to tummy rolls.

Oh, yeah, no, but I hate those nicknames. Or maybe she was like a... Yeah. Yeah, maybe she was a roly-poly kid. Maybe she... Like a little baby. Or she was a roly-poly adult. Yeah, but that's not very nice.

She's got more rolls than a bakery. Maybe. Maybe. No, we'll go with yours. No, go with she rolls a good cigarette. All right. Sarah, do you roll a good cigarette? No.

No. What is it? When I was a teenager and I was in a hip-hop dance group, we had to do like a Ford's roll, and I ended up rolling off the front of the stage into someone's lap. Amazing. We would have never guessed it, but it's very good. Decent roll, though.

Someone has to win. I think the winner today is Petta. It's got to be Michelle. It's got to be Michelle, right. Congratulations, Michelle. You got some free mobile fuel. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you so much.

No worries. You're very welcome. Brian Clint. B, that's awesome. Thank you so much. No worries. You're very welcome. Brian Clint. Bachelorette Australia. New contestants have been announced today. Bachelorettes. Yeah, bachelorettes, yeah.

And there's a little bit of a twist. This year, the Bachelorette Australia will be a robot. A human has been neutralised. Very modern. Yeah. Very 2020. Producers have gone, you know what you can't catch COVID off?

A robot. So The Bachelors will be dating a cyborg. I'll watch it. Wouldn't you? I mean, quite interesting. Yeah, imagine when the robot turns on the humans. Yeah. No, they've announced that The Bachelorette Australia this year will be Ellie Miles,

who competed on the fifth season of The Bachelor. She came, oh, some season, she came fifth on Agnew's season. And alongside her, her sister will also be the Bachelorette. So two Bachelorettes. So we've copied New Zealand again. Yeah, were we the first to have two Bachelorettes? I feel like... Lily and Lucina?

Yes, I feel like it was a first. Well, then this is a world first where you are, as a Bachelor, on the Bachelorette dating sisters. Yeah, well, that's different, isn't it? Ellie is 25 and her sister Becky is 30. Okay. And I've seen the pictures, they look like sisters. Remarkably similar.

They do look very similar. When I heard it was sisters on the show, I assumed it was twins. Just from a quick glance. Oh see, that's even next level, isn't it? Yeah, they're very, very similar looking. I don't know about their personalities, they're obviously their own people, but yeah, interesting, eh? Yeah. I feel like

obviously it's going to be quite similar to the New Zealand one, where Lily personalities they're obviously their own people but yeah interesting oh yeah i i feel like obviously it's going to be quite similar to the new zealand one where lily was younger and lucina was you know older so then they'll have like then they'll split the field yeah maybe i don't know either way the strange thing about this is that at the start at least until until you figure out which camp you're in, you're going to be dating sisters at the same time. Two girls from the same family, and you'll be dating both of them, and there's a chance you could be hooking up with both of them at the same time.

Which is usually a no-no. Yeah, usually quite frowned upon. But not on this. They want you to do it. They want you to do it on TV. They're giving it the green light. Yeah, they want you to do everything you can to keep both sisters on the hook for as long as possible.

It's fine because the sisters know about it. Yeah, the sisters, yeah. Because to be honest, the sisters are dating everyone as well. Ellie said, I'm so blessed, hashtag blessed, to share this journey with my sister and I'm hopeful that we find our people together. I just hope you don't find the same person. Yeah.

Imagine that. Can you imagine at Christmas? Mm-hmm. Can you imagine that? Imagine at Christmas, say't find the same person. Yeah. Imagine that. Can you imagine at Christmas? Mm-hmm. Can you imagine that? Imagine at Christmas, say they like the same guy and then he obviously picks one. Yeah. And then he's at Christmas time.

Yeah. It'd be awkward. Can you imagine the interview process too when they were getting Ellie in to go, okay, we're looking at you to be the Bachelorette 2020, COVID edition. Got any hot sisters? Because we can't really.

Yeah. Like, they have to be close to you. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I thought that's going to be fun. That's going to be exciting to watch. I thought we could have a conversation this afternoon on 0800DALZM. Have you ever dated siblings? Brothers?

Sisters? Maybe one from each side? Yeah. Twins? Not at the same time, obviously, not like this. But maybe you dated the younger sister and you broke up and then you ended up dating the older sister. Or maybe they dated at the same time.

Maybe you did date at the same time. Who knows? Maybe you hooked up with one brother and then ended up marrying the other brother. The other brother. Yeah. Yeah, stepping stone. We'd love to know how you kept it in the family this afternoon.

Someone on the text machine said, how awkward would the home visits be? Yeah, right? Because they're both. They're both there. Imagine the dad. They only have to go to one place. The dad's like, so which daughter are you bloody dating?

Yeah, God, this is all too much. Sorry, I've met like nine of you now, and you're all dating different. It's confusing. You're all dating my daughters. Is anyone interested in my son? He's sitting in the corner playing PlayStation. No, I'm not, sorry.

He's next season. 0800 dials at him. Our question for you this afternoon is, have you dated siblings? You can remain anonymous if you want to. Text us 9696 or call us 0800 dials at him. Bree and Clint. A few people on the text machine is just blowing up. Someone said, I hooked up with a dude and then hooked up with his brother the next week.

I'm also a dude. Neither of them know about each other though. Wow. So he managed to hook up with brothers. Yeah. And then the brothers didn't find out. He just needs to get the dad and he's got the whole set. He's like Ash Kitchum. Gotta catch them all. Tennille's to get the dad and he's got the whole set. He's like, Ash, catch him.

Gotta catch him all. Tennille's here. Hi, Tennille. Hi, Tennille. Hey. Did you date siblings? No, it wasn't me. It was my friend.

But he dated the younger sister and then they broke up and he slept with the older sister and got her pregnant. But it was only meant to be like a one-time thing? Yeah, just a one-time thing. How long had he been with the younger sister for? I think it had been like four months. Yeah, right. So a bit of history.

Is it all good now? Like, is he welcome to Christmas? Not really, no. The sisters kind of hate each other for it. Oh, that's sad that the sisters hate each other. Yeah, wow. But that's the risk. That's the risk in dating siblings is that you could come between.

Oh, I guess the sister did know. One of them had to know. Yeah. You know? Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hey.

Was it you that dated siblings? Yes, it was. Who was it, Kelly? One of my best friends at the time we started dating very quickly realised that the dating thing was not for us and we were just friends. About six months later

I dated another guy. Again, didn't work out. About six months after that, at a family function, I found out that those two were brothers. Whoa! Whoa! Hang on, hang on, hang on. And that the older brother,

the second guy I dated, was currently, was at the time dating my cousin. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? Kelly, what town does this happen in? Like, which? Morrinsville.

Which? Whangarei. Yeah, there you go. Right. Yeah, okay. No, interesting. Hang on, also, you said you found out at a family function. Were these boys part of your family?

No, my cousin showed up to our family function. I bought him as a date. As a partner, and when we saw each other, we both just went, oh, shit. Unreal. No way. Well, went, oh, shit. Unreal. Well, good for you, Kelly. You're collecting the set. Nice, Kelly.

You got them all. I need to read out this text because it's one of the best. Someone said, I hooked up with identical twin brothers, dated one twin for eight months, and he cheated on me, so I ended up hooking up with his twin brother for revenge wow he hated his brother for a long time and yes if you have to ask it was the same wow wow it's like um no as in oh oh down there was the same that's what she said that's like when you buy a car and you really like that car, but it has a few problems, so you go and buy the exact same car.

Yeah, but you buy the exact same car. Right. Identical, just one that doesn't. One's a lemon. Yeah. And one's probably a good car. You just go and trade it in for a car that doesn't cheat on you. Yeah.

And our last question wants to remain anonymous. G'day, Mokes. G'day. How are you? Hey, good. What happened? Who do you know that dated siblings? Well, my brother went out with a girl.

And, you know, for quite a while they had a child together. And then he decided that he preferred her sister. So they got together and got married and had two children. So he's got kids to both sisters. Yeah. So what does that make the kids? Cousins. Sisters and cousins, I suppose.

Sisters and, oh. Wait, so it makes them brothers and sisters and cousins. They're half brother and sister. Yeah, and cousins. And full cousins. Oh, they are too. God, that's complex. How's his reputation in the family?

Yeah. Oh, no, good as gold. I mean, the first one never saw the funny side of it, as you can imagine. I can imagine. But no, no, look, I mean, he ended up happy, and that's the main thing. Yeah, right.

Yeah, it was all good. Just for effect, that's the main thing. Yeah, right. Yeah. Just for effect, what part of New Zealand did this happen in? Auckland. In Auckland? Yeah. Oh, right. There you go. Aucklanders think they're above this sort of thing.

Turns out, no, we're out there getting the entire family pregnant. Thanks. Thanks, Anonymous. Yeah, we're the worst. See you later. We appreciate it. See you, mate. Bree and Clint.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. What was number one on these three people's birthdays? We're about to figure it out. Hi, Kat. Hi, Kat.

Hey, how's it going? Good. How are you? I'm good, thank you. That's very good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 29th of April, 1997. All right. You were 16 in birthday? The 29th of April, 1997.

Right. You were 16 in 2013 on the 29th of April. And Kat, this is your birthday banger. She's Daft Punk. Got Pharrell in there too. Do you like it? Yeah, it's so good. It's so good, yeah.

I do like that song by Daft Punk. It's funky. Let's do another one for Terry. Hi, Terry. G'day, Tez. Yeah, hi, guys. How's it going? Good.

How are you? Yeah, very good, thanks. That's good. What's your birthday, Terry? 24th of Feb, 1975. All right. You were 16 in 1991 on the 24th of Feb. And back in the early 90s, this had a number one hit.

Check out the hook where my DJ was lost. Yes. Vanilla Ice. Terry. Is that good for you, Terry? Sum you up? Yeah, that's very good. I like it.

Good tunes in the 90s. One more birthday banger for Quinton. Hi, Quinton. Hi, Quinton. How's it going? Good. How are you, mate? Not too bad, yeah.

First time I've actually got on the radio with you guys. Oh, well, welcome, mate. Glad to have you here. No, awesome. It's cool. Glad to have you. What's your birthday, Quinton? 3rd of the 5th, 1977.

Right, you were 16 in 1993 on the 3rd of May, and this is your birthday banger. Damn, two white 90s rappers in one birthday banger session. Yeah, that brings back memories. Yeah, right? You get Informer and Snow. You like it? It brings back memories, but good memories? No, good ear care. Yeah, awesome memories.

Yeah, good, okay. I like it too. I think it's a great tune. Okay, so we've got Daft Punk and Pharrell. We've got Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby, and Informer by Snow. What's our winner? It's Ice Ice Baby for me. I think it's Ice Ice Baby as well.

Yeah. That means that Terry's Ice Ice Baby for me. I think it's Ice Ice Baby as well. Yeah. That means that Terry's won birthday beer. Congratulations. Yay. Excellent. Cool. Enjoy this, Terry. Right.

Yay. Thanks, guys. Yeah, you're welcome, man. See you, mate. He wasn't expecting it. He wasn't. Whoa. The overwhelm.

Let's kick it. Brian Clint, send him. He wasn't. Whoa. He overwhelmed. Whoa. Let's kick it. Brian Glenn, sit in. Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. All right, stop. Collaborate and listen. Ice is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly.

Flow like a hawk from daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and watch a chump like a candle Dance! Corussia speaker that booms

I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly! When I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it You better gain weight You better hit bulls Either kid don't play

If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it. Ice, ice, baby. You're down. Ice, ice, baby. You're down. Ice, ice, baby. You're down.

Ice, ice, baby. You're down. Now that the party is jumping, with the bass kicked in and the figures are pumping. Quick to the point, to the point, no faking. We'll be right back. Oh, put my rag top down so my hair can glow. The girlie's on standby, waiting just to say hi. Did you stop? No, I just drove. I kept on, pursuing to the next stop. I bust a left and I'm heading to the next block. The block was dead, yo, so I continue to A1A. Peace, friend, FD.

Girls were hot, wearing less than bikinis. Rock men love us, driving Lamborghinis. Jealous. Cause I'm out getting mine. Shade with the gauge and vanilla with the nine. Ready. Full of chumps on the wall. The chumps acting ill because they're full of eight ball.

Gunshots ranged out like a bell. I grabbed my nine, all I heard was shell. Falling on the concrete real fast. Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas. Bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed. I'm trying to get away, but for the jack, it's jack. Police on the scene, you know what I mean? They passed me up, could run it all.

I don't mean if there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it. Check out the hook while my DJ remarks it. Take heed, cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feast my rhymes, you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept

We make it hype, and you want us to put this Shaped plates on a fade, slots like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast Other DJs say damn, a rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram. Keep my composure when it's time to get loose, magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice. If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it. Check out the hook while DJ revolves it. Ice, ice, speedy.

Look at the ice, ice, speedy. Look at the ice, ice, speedy. Look at the ice, ice, let's get out of here. Word to your mother. Zed and Brian Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Bangs Day from Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby. I wonder how much money he made off that track. Yeah, I wonder how much he blew as well. All of it.

I saw him doing an ad for a fridge freezer that had a built-in ice maker. And he was like, I'm Vanilla Ice and nothing makes better ice than this fridge freezer. Word to your mother. I mean, I'm not going to and nothing makes better ice than this fridge freezer. Word to your mother. I mean, I'm not going to lie, good marketing. I was like, that's organic content. That is very organic. I'm into that. I'm not even going to be angry if you don't put hashtag sponsored on the end of this post.

There's so many ice products he could endorse. Ice blocks. Yeah. Ice at the gas station. Yeah. You know, like bags of ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What else?

Diamonds, ice. Frozen Coke. Frozen Coke's a good one too, yeah. What else? Diamonds, ice. Frozen Coke. Frozen Coke's a good one too, yeah. Very good. Bree and Clint. Here on the Bree and Clint Show, we like to recognise excellence, don't we? We love to champion people that deserve it. Yeah, big time.

We like to see someone who's done a good job and go, Hey, buddy, you know what? You go to the top of the class, you deserve a round of applause. And that's why this afternoon we're proud to recognise the top performing parking warden in all of Auckland. Pardon me? The top performing parking warden in all of Auckland who has handed out 5,000 more tickets

than the next highest performing parking warden and double the number of toes. And he's only been in the job for 13 months. I don't know if I can get on board this piece of radio. No, you've got to recognise excellence, Brie. This person has done a great job of their job. No name, but they have been identified as a he. In 13 months on the job,

Auckland's top performing parking warden has handed out 14,250 tickets and had 401 vehicles towed. Oh, my God. He has ruined that many people's days. According to Auckland Transport, it averages out to around six tickets per hour. Whoa! Yeah. He is literally dishing out parking tickets like Oprah was dishing out cars. Big time.

In the 13 months he's been on the job, he has earned Auckland Transport $744,644 in fines, three quarters of a million dollars of parking tickets, and that's just in one year. That is insane. Which makes me go, do these guys operate on a commission basis? Because if they do, even if he's only operating at 10% commission, he would have made $75,000 just from giving out parking tickets. Well, it would make sense as to how they

could actually sleep at night. Come on, come on. They are just doing their job, okay? No, but like he's doing it too well. Like he doesn't have to do it that well. No, he doesn't. He's 5,000 tickets away from the next person. He can be a little less

good at his job. But some people are overachievers, Bree. Some people have to shoot for the moon in their job. You know, like you. He's not happy with just owning the bare minimum. He has to be the best at what he does. And what he does is giving out parking tickets and getting people towed. And I love that you really support this guy because I know for a fact you

got two parking tickets on your new brand on your new car last week. I know. Yeah. It was probably him. And as I received those tickets, I said, thank you. Congrats on doing such a good job. What an achievement. I appreciate you. And this ticket, the best ticket I've ever been given.

Brian Clint. How does a job sound, Clint, which is something you do pretty much every day anyway? Good. But you get paid $10,000. Do I enjoy doing this thing? I don't know. Maybe. But I've got to do it anyway.

You've got to do it. You have to do it. I've got to do the thing anyway. You've got to do it anyway. And I get paid how much? $10,000 for three months. Okay. I'm interested.

You've hooked me. All right. Well, let's kick off the fancy music. Because there is a bidet company who is offering people to pretty much test out their new products, to be a toilet consultant or, as I like to call it, VP for fecal matters, and you will get paid $10,000 for three months of your service.

Right. Sounds good. I'm waiting for the catch. Well... Because for $10,000, and I get to use a bidet, a bidet is a luxury item anyway. It is. Pretty much you will essentially test out a load of products, interview people about what they get up to in the bathroom.

Oh, yuck. And you have to share their experiences on social media. Yuck. I thought I just had to use the bidet and then give you some feedback, like too warm, too cold, too hard, too soft. Well, I think that's part of it. Yeah, that's a part of it. Yeah, but I don't want to talk to other people.

Well, that's the part of the gig. I don't want to know the intimate details of your bidet experience. If I can set up a Google sheet and as soon as you leave the toilet, you scan the QR code and the Google sheet gets sent to you and then you fill out your feedback

and I never see the feedback, then it's a job I could do, yeah. I love what they've put down as the, what's it called, the advert. They said Tushy, is the name of the company, is looking for our first VP to assist in the day-to-day operations. Should have been bidet today. Oh, they missed that opportunity, didn't they?

I've always wondered what the bidet market is like in New Zealand. Like new house builds and rent and stuff. Who's putting in a bidet? Because at first, you know, yuck. But then after a while, you think about it. Are we going to be quite nice? Not bad. 9696, text us.

Do you have a bidet in your house? Yeah. Okay, there's a good poll. I'd love to know if people have a bidet. I wouldn't say no if someone offered me one. No. What? If someone offered you one?

Yeah. You go around to someone's house and they're like, hey, you fancy a butt wash? No, if someone offered me a free bidet in my house, I'd be like, yeah, I'll take that. You could do some bidet influencing. Zedding, Spree and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up. Redeem points for rewards.

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