ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 2nd 2018

Episode Date: July 2, 2018

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Turn that light off! Show commencing in... Ten. Whoa! That was full on, wasn't it? Nine. Hey Nick, I need more money to put into the pokies at Sky City. Eight.

Man crush. Can you not? Can I just say, I'm uncomfortable. Seven. I'd literally s*** myself and be like, oh crap! Your baby's crowning and you've got to shoot that eight pound watermelon out! Five. And we're away.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are racing. Jazzy, huh? Three. Sexy. Two. One. And go. Brie and Clint on ZM.

Holy moly, it's real. Holy hell, I need to undo my pants because I'm nervous. And now we're away. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to a brand new afternoon show on Zitim. It's called Bree and Clint. I'm Clint, and that's Bree. It's really, really exciting to be here. We've waited a fairly long time, me five months being here doing nothing, getting paid for

it. Not sad about it. It's great to finally be on the air, going around New Zealand. I'm bloody excited, mate. How are you feeling? Really good. It's great to be joined by the whole ZM Fano in here as well. Hey, guys.

A massive, massive team behind the scenes who have made this possible to put this together. We love all of you and we appreciate everything that everyone has done to make today possible. It is a brand new show, obviously, so there's a lot of getting to know each other to do. We need to introduce ourselves to you. You, over time, need to introduce yourself to us as well. So I'll go first. You go for it. My name is Clint Roberts.

I hail from Rotorua originally. Living in Auckland now, obviously. My family consists of my super hot wife and two cats. You, go. So sexy when you say where you're from. Where are you from again? Rotorua. Oh, yeah.

I like that. My name's Bree Thomasel. I'm an Aussie. Can't deny that. Can't hide the accent. I'm from country Queensland. I grew up on an apple farm. Yes, I'm a country gal. I'm so excited to be here. And I mean, I've already been on a plane with Jacinda Ardern. May have done a fluff on that plane. So I feel like I'm part of the country. I'm a part of the family now here in New Zealand. It's so exciting to be here. We have a really fun show planned for you as our first show today. And it is unique in that we will be joined shortly by Jason PJ.

Obviously, the show that we're taking over from. They're going to do most of the show with us today. I'm pretty excited. We're calling it the hybrid show. You're going to hear some of the old stuff that you love from Jason PJ, some of the new stuff that we're going to be bringing to the air. It's going to be a hybrid dual show. Ask them.

It's going to be a fun time. And they can teach us how this whole thing works as well. First, though, we've been running our very first competition via Facebook. If you haven't liked the page yet. I'm nervous about this. Go on. It's called Bree and Clint. We asked you what song we should start the show with

because you only ever get one first song. Exactly. And this is a show for the people. And we've got to give the people start the show with. Because you only ever get one first show, one first song. Exactly. And this is a show for the people. And we've got to give the people what the people want. So, we must bring the gatekeeper to the stage. Ross Boss. Can you please join us over here?

You are the gatekeeper of this radio station. If this show is awful, he's the person who put it together, okay? Please direct all your complaints to rossboss at ZM online. I was just checking there wasn't any stitch-up going on.

No, no stitch-up. No, no stitch-up. We had a good conversation about what we should open the show with today. You said something cool. Yeah. Something hip. Something iconic. Something on brand.

Something down with the kids. Yeah. Yeah, you're pressing something off there. Down with the kids. Look, some of the suggestions that came through on Facebook were Toto Africa. What a tune. Darude Sandstorm. There was a lot of Taylor Swift,

but Ross, we talked about potentially playing Humble. I know how to press buttons to change this, so go for it. Just do what you're going to do. Becca, you're the first caller ever to join our show. Good afternoon. Hello. Hi, guys.

How's it going? Very well. Can you please tell us and Ross Boss the song that has won you $200 and the first song to start our show? So maybe not quite on brand, but it is Journey, Don't Stop Believing. Oh. Enjoy the first 30 seconds of a becker and enjoy your $200.

Guys, ZM team, if we can hold Ross Boss back, he's a big man. But I feel like if we join together as a team, we can do it. This is not how we're starting this relationship, guys. Ross, it begins here, mate. You can get to the first chorus and then move on. ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint.

It's our very first show. You're all giggly. You're all nervous. Yeah, I'm shitting myself. It's because of our special guests. I know. Yeah. Doesn't get more special than this.

I mean, it's a big get for them. Do you want to bring them on? We were paid till Friday. Why are we back here today? Can you at least pretend to sound like a nice person? I'm invoicing for today. I'm just saying it. Great. Obviously, our special guests are

Jason and PJ. Hey, it's great to still have you guys as part of the show. Guys, congratulations on your first show. Thank you. Thank you. Finally. Isn't it awkward to clap yourself? No, it's fine. You know what?

I reckon this is great. This secret's finally out. And it's probably been like the worst kept secret in radio. Brie's been like... Your age? Thank you, Brie. We still don't know. He's been 35 for three years.

You can get your ass back on a plane and head back to Australia. We need to stick together. Well, you know, because Brie's been in NZ for a few months, but you haven't been able to reveal it. Clint's been jumping from station to station and then finally now home at ZM. Congratulations on the gig, guys. I'm like Sonny Bill Williams.

I just keep going around and around and around, just not as talented and not as physically intimidating. How are the nerves for a show? How many wheeze have you done today already? I've done more than wheeze, mate. Have you guys got to know everyone around the ZM office yet? Yeah. Probably a little too well.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. They'll be listening right now too because this is obviously a big day. Yeah. Have you got any favourites out there? Obviously, Producer Caitlin, like besties from way back. I have actually a handwritten note from her for you.

Do you? Yeah, I read it. Sorry, that's awkward. Yeah, I do miss her a lot. And I do. I'm a little bit jealous that Bree and... Oh, no, no, no. So here's the go, right?

There's an awkward thing going on. I know. When Bree started at the station, we'd move to Australia and PJ would jump on the ZM account and be like, oh, look at producer Caitlin and Bree running around everywhere. And I'd go, you're good. She'd go, yep, yep, I'm good.

What a bitch. It was just like Bree's real funny. Did you have friend envy? I had serious friend envy. I've learned to deal with that. Like I know that life goes on and I just have to be the way I am. Well, you know what's important to remember though? You are the one who left Caitlin. I know it. Like, I know that life goes on and I just have to be the middle person. Well, you know what's important to remember, though? You are the one who left Caitlin.

I know. You know? I know. You can't be the one who leaves a relationship and goes, I actually felt like a jealous ex, though. There was a horrible moment when we were out drinking, Caitlin and I. That's what we used to do. And we thought it'd be.

That's what she said, actually. And then we took this photo of her and I And we sent it to PJ And we were like Besties And then It didn't stop there You were hanging out with my mate Morgan too

Pump the brakes Oh sorry I'm over it now Doesn't sound like it I think we can all agree When you leave a relationship No matter what way you left it You want that person to die alone

You're not happy seeing them move on. So that's your favourite person, Jason. Forget the niceties. Is there anyone in the ZM building that we should be aware of? Are there any dodgy characters? I used to clash with Polly when she was in the building. Jason. I'm joking.

I'm joking. No, everyone's... Seriously, you stress me out. I know. Everyone's pretty nice. What are your thoughts on the car parking lady? Oh, Jo. I heard you and Jo Riddell have a vendetta against each other.

Didn't she leave you a farewell package? Yeah, so here's the thing, right? If you get off on having the power of who parks where, then, you know, get a life. But, like, Jo used to run the car park, and for some reason, she would make me park nine suburbs over. No, you'd park in the promo.

You were taking the piss. Like, you honestly got away with murder and then one time she decided to get in touch with you and you cracked her and had a tan tan. She left the CEO's business cards on my window and said, please contact the CEO. This dragged on for a year and a half. You know what I got away with though?

What's that? For the three years I worked at ZM. Write this down. Write this down. No, not the wine. He used to take a bottle of wine every day. Yeah, a bottle of pinot. I used to take the Black Thunder home every night.

Oh, that's good. That's a really good tip. Ross Boss, can we get a thunder? But then you know what I used to do? Because my wife worked at the station as well, so she'd have it back by 8.30. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint.

It's our very first show on ZM and we're doing a hybrid. It's like Avengers Infinity War. Big old crossover with Jason Peejay. Yes, you guys have flown over to Australia to join us for this show. Yes. We thought we should contribute. So instead of getting your bottle, we just thought we'd recycle one of our radio games.

This was one of our favourites. Yay. Or nay. So how this works, producer Alex is here. That's right, he's still on board. Good afternoon. Good afternoon, Alex. Haven't they gotten rid of you yet?

No. No, they have to keep me on. It was a package deal. Do we get you? No. No. No, he's good. He's good, little Alex. All right. Okay. I'm sorry. No, he's good. He's good, little Alex.

All right. I'm sorry. He's not a dog. He's not a dog. You want to unclip his lead so he can play the game. That'd be great. All right, so how yay or nay works is Alex normally brings a bunch of topics. Could be personal, could be random, could be news. A timer will give us three seconds to determine where we sit on the topic.

You're either yay or nay. No fence sitting. Are we ready? Topic number one, Alex. Photos at funerals. Three, two, one. Nay. Nay all around the room?

Nay. You've never... No, that's inappropriate. There's a time and a place. Yeah, right. Can I add to it as well? Photos at grave sites. Yes, I agree.

Like you lean down and you get a selfie next to the headstone when you're visiting? Yeah, right. Nay. Nay. What about like a normal photo? If it's not a selfie, I think there's just something

slightly disrespectful about a selfie, isn't there? And then everyone's in black as well, so it looks weird. Yeah. Where does everyone sit on a check-in? Do you still check in on Facebook? No. Chase him. And do you still tag the dead person?

Oh, you took it too far. Oh, I like him. Can we go to the next one? This shall work. All right, topic number two. Polly Gillespie. Three, two, one. Yay.

I don't know. Nothing. No, I didn't say. Is this Polly and Grant? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Polly's like, I'll give you the heads up, right, because I learnt this when I first moved to New Zealand. Also, I've noticed Clint hasn't said yay or nay.

I was told she's like the queen of radio when I got there. Right. Right. And I've heard mixed stories about it. She's always been lovely to me. However, when she did work for the company, we flew to Wellington to do our show from Wellington and we were using

Polly and Grant's studio and we went in there to use the studio for the drive show and it was three minutes before we went on and all the microphones had been removed. She took them home. You're joking. It was just a bunch of empty mic cables hanging off. That is a great move. To be honest, I agree with that.

You do not become the queen without killing a few peasants. And I've already made one female announcer enemy in the building. Who? Who? Who are you not friends with? Not Estelle. No, I like her. I'm pretty sure she doesn't like me.

That rhymes with smirnidine, small of a smirvy. I love smirnidine. Yeah, I made a joke that she didn't appreciate. I don't get that. Rachel Smallsy. No. And that's not her name. So I think I need to just get on board.

I'm on board with Polly. Yeah, yeah. I've already made one. Polly's a legend in radio. I mean, yay, I've never met her. No, lovely cheek just to be borrowing their studio, take your own mic. It's like a BYO.

That's all. All right, next one. Next one. Man, you threw us under the bus with that, Alex. Yeah, I know. Sorry, sorry, can't help myself. Alright, next one. Bowling balls with the gutter bars up.

Three, two, one. Nay. I don't know what you're talking about. Gutter guards. What's that? The things you fold out. The bouncy bits so the ball can't go on the gutter. Does it make it easier? Yeah. Oh yeah, I'm all for that. No. No.

What? It's more of a credibility thing. Like six-year-olds would use it. Right. Oh, you'd use the ramp to push the bowling ball down as well. Yeah, yeah. Six-year-olds use it so they come out of the sides. So it gives you a greater chance of getting a strike.

I'm down for that. Yeah, she's not wrong. It just stops the ball from going in the gutter. What about bowling as a date? Yeah. I like bowling as a date yeah i like bowling as a date yeah because it's competition yeah i'm down for that yeah you get to see i'll give you my biggest date tip oh here we go no you know why because then you get to see people in their natural habitat like mixing with other

people when the chef flicks an egg if they're like oh not on my shoes you can be uptight not for me catching egg in their mouth their natural habitat as they would in the wild. I went on a date dating in the dark ones and things got real handsy too quick.

But I don't know if it was my date or if it was someone else. Wait did they just choose to turn the lights off or was it an actual event? No where you go to a restaurant and you eat in the dark

and someone was touching me but I don't know if it was my date or the other person next to me. Make a note of dating in the dark. Oh, yeah. And someone was touching me, but I don't know if it was my date or the other person next to me. Make a note of dating in the dark. We're doing that. She sounds easy. Okay, next one.

No, no, I meant... No, no, okay. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Jace, PJ, Brie and Clint. It's our first show and we get to do it with Jace and PJ as well. Look, Jace, I know a massive character, probably the main character on your show, was your dad. Oh, yeah.

Ozzy Paul. Ozzy Paul. What a legend. We used to call him up every week. He's in a caravan park over in Queensland. Living the dream. Living the dream, mate. Wakes up, has a beer, goes fishing.

Goes to sleep. Does it all again. Boom, that's the day. And we used to ring him every week on the show and people used to ask him questions and get advice. Yeah. Great, great advice giver, I would say. Often quite blunt advice.

So you had to sort of remove your emotions. The truth hurts. Yeah. But sometimes you need it. It's always good to have like a parental voice in a situation like this too because it can get away with you and sometimes you need that advice from an older person.

Yeah. My mum is that person for me. And she likes to think of herself as the real reason why I've ever had any success. Right. What's she like? High end, real housewife type? She's very fancy. You know.

Are we talking about the same? Have you got two mums? She wears a monocle sometimes. People might know her because I do videos with her online and I like to ask her some crude questions. Do the voice. Oh, Brianna. It's iconic.

You know she had T-shirts made with her face on it? Yeah, she sent us one. I wear it to beauty sometimes. Do you? Yeah. My mum would love that. Can you tell her that? Yeah, I'll tell her that.

It'll wind her up. We've got to get her on for the first show. We've got to get her on. Here we go. Hopefully she picks up. Where will she be right now? Country Queensland. Oh, right.

She's got a partner or is she out there single? My dad's out there. Yeah, right. Big Steve. Isn't he an apple farm? He is. Hello, Rana? Hi, Mum. Hi, Rana. How are you going? Not too bad. Hey He is. Hello, Rana. Hi, Mum.

Hi, Rana. How are you going? Not too bad. Hey, Mum. Who's Rana? I just wanted to check. Did you get rid of that black hair on your nipple? Oh, Brianna.

Straight in there. She can't say my name properly, so sometimes she calls me Rana. Really? Yeah. Your own mum can't say your name properly? No. Oh, here we go. She's trying to take over now. Go for it, Mum. Sometimes she calls me Rana. Really? Yeah. Your own mum can't say your name? No, well, my... Oh, here we go.

She's trying to take over now. Go for it, mum. Hey, Clint, I want to ask you a question. Yeah. Hi, by the way. This is our first official meeting. Having a good day, are you? I'm having a wonderful day with Rana.

Yeah. Are you having a good day? Yeah, really good. I've been to the dentist. It's wonderful. It's all uphill now. Yeah. Who is day? Yeah, really good. I've been to the dentist. It's wonderful. It's all uphill now. Yeah.

Who is this? Hey, Mum. Jason PJ is here too. Hi, Mum. Hi, guys. Hi. Yeah, good. How's the tea? That's good.

It sounds like I've been smoking, but I haven't. I've just got a raspy voice. You've got a wonderful radio voice. It sounds sexy until you meet me and then it's all... No. No, I've seen you. I've actually got a T-shirt with your face on it that I wear to bed sometimes.

You have not. I have. Yeah, it gets her boyfriend in the mood. I'm not even kidding. I left it at his and he ended up wearing it. Really? Yeah. That's the best contraception you can have, wearing that.

Oh, goodness me. So the dental guy. Have you been drinking again, Mum? I told you not to drink. I wish I had been. Hey, Clint, I just want to ask you a question. Yes, please. Father, does your voice match him?

He's got the sexiest voice going, hasn't he? My dad has a sexy voice. I would not have said that. But if you're into it, I can... Oh, and I can't match up my parents, can I? That's wrong. Mum, you do remember that you're married. I know, but you know what they say, Brianna.

I'd be old, but I'm not dead. Is she? She saw a picture of Clint and she called him, oh, your new co-host Stud Muffin. Oh, she did. Oh. Do you, I don't know, what do I call her? Yeah.

This is like. Mama Di. Mama Di. Mama Di. Mama Di, like, do you like younger guys? What's your thing? Oh, well, you know what? I mean, at least I can keep up the pace.

That's what you have to remember. Mum? No, it's all right. I don't sit much of a pace. I'm travelling, Brianna. Hey, I want to give you the heads up because these guys are taking over our show, right? And my dad used to be a regular on the show. So you just need to be aware

when my dad was on, we used to pay him. So I don't want to cause dramas. Mum, that is not the truth. Yeah, he got like, no, Brianna. No, Brianna, I'm over it. Thanks very much. It's about time I got paid. I think Paul got 50 bucks a week at least, wasn't it?

About 50 a week. No, a few extra in CDs. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint, it's our very first show and Jase and PJ are doing it with us now in the spirit of not looking too hard

on our first day yeah you guys want to recycle some more stuff well I think we prefer to refer to it as bringing some

of our favourites to the table yeah yeah sure because this is it like after today the show is yours we thought for one final time

we will play one of our favourite games. Can I just ask, what is the accent on the... We're going for an Italian. Bree, what's your take on that? I mean, I'm a little bit offended. I am Italiano. Really? Yes. Do you want to hear some? It's like our PJ says she's Mediterranean

because she's got to hear a lip. I'm Spanish. That's my excuse as well. I'm like big brows, I'm from Spain. Do a bit of Italian. Pretty impressive, right? But it's the Legos ad. That's good. That's good. That's all I know. I like that.

That's good. All right, so how What Are You Cooking works is they give us a call, 0800-DALZM. They tell us three ingredients in their favourite dish. Yeah. Right? So whatever they're cooking tonight or last night, just three ingredients, and then all our minds together,

we have to work out what they're cooking. This is great because I know Bree can't cook. Can't you? That is offensive. I can cook. Tanya, welcome to the show. Three ingredients. What are you cooking?

I got cheese, I got basil, I got tomato. Cheese, basil, tomato? Cheese, basil, tomato. Okay, please. I'll instantly go to a pizza. Sounds like a pizza. It'll pump the brakes. Cheese, basil, pasta.

Could be pasta. No, I said pasta by mistake. Oh, you reckon it's a pizza? Cheese basil. Tomato. Tomato. You spend a lot of time in Italy. It's got to be a pizza.

Sorry, can I check? Tanya, when you say tomato, what form? Sauce, crushed, whole, sliced? Oh, two forms. Two forms. A tasty sauce. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

And a cut. And a cut. Yeah. It's a pizza. We're locking in a pizza? Yep. T a cup. And a cup. Yeah. We're locking in a pizza? Yep. Tanya, are you making a pizza? Yes. Hey!

Come on, mate. It's not our first radio. That was an easy one to start off. Thanks for your call. Thanks for your call. I was going to do that because normally it's radio. But you said radio.

Kelly! Hey, Kelly! Welcome to What Are You Cooking? Three ingredients. Go for it. Chicken, capsicum and cheese. Awesome. Also, if you could hold back the enthusiasm as well. And she's using capsicum.

There's a party on this weekend, Kelly. You sound like you'd be a fun time. You want to come along? Chicken. Okay, so chicken, capsicum, cheese. It sounds like a yum-yum. What's that thing you always get? The cacciatore? No. Cacciatore.

Oh, fajita. Something like that. Or is she doing like a pasta bake? Like a... Chicken, capsicum, cheese. Doesn't that sound old enough to do a pasta bake? I'm saying Mexican. Yeah, it's got to be Mexican.

I'm thinking fajita. Cheese, capsicum, fresh ingredient, cheese. I think it's a fajita kind of thing. Or is it an enchilada? Is it? Yeah. Capsicum in the enchilada or the fajita? They're distant cousins. More likely in the fajita, I think. I'm going to back you on the fajita.

Is it a stand and stuff taco? No. Okay. I feel like it's got to be a bit more like... Lonely out on that ledge. You know what? You extend an olive branch and sometimes it just gets whacked out of your hands. I'm going fajita.

Yeah, let's go fajita. Great choice, Clint. Are we locking in that? Kelly, are you making fajitas? No, I'm making an enchilada. If she said taco, you would have been like, suck it. If she said taco, you would have all had to apologise to me one by one. Thank you, Kelly.

All right, let's move on to Danny. Welcome to What Are You Cooking? Three ingredients. Go for it. Hi, guys. I went to the supermarket and I got peas, potatoes and... Peas, potatoes and... Mints.

Mints. Oh, oh, oh, oh, pie. Peas, potatoes. It might be a lamb dish. What? Why? Why? Never mind.

Hang on. Peas. It could be lamb mince. I hear you, Brie. Well, can we ask what mince? I think it's, nah. No, we're not allowed? I think it's a sheep.

No, actually, we asked her. Oh, she said mince. What do you think she said? No, I definitely thought she said mince. Yeah, right. I don't think so. Not mint. Denny, sorry, what sort of mince. What do you think she said? No, I definitely thought she said mince. Yeah, right. I don't think so. Not mint. Denny, sorry, what sort of mince?

It's, oh, I'm going to say a beef mince. It's a shepherd's pie. It's a shepherd's pie. It's definitely shepherd's pie. Okay, hang on, hang on. Before we lock it in, that's where we're going, because this is what they do. They mess with your head.

Hey. No, that won't we're going. Because this is what they do. They mess with your head. No, that won't work. Sorry. Sorry. I literally just pictured what was happening in PJ's mind and all I pictured was your mind going. I thought you'd pause for one more second. The emergency tape's going to kick in.

Wow, that was worth the wait. What a cliffhanger. Okay, are we locking in shepherd's pie? Shepherd's pie. Shepherd's pie. Okay, all right. Danny, are you making a shepherd's pie? Ding, ding, ding. I'm making a shepherdhanger. Okay, are we locking in shepherd's pie? Shepherd's pie. Shepherd's pie. Okay, all right. Danny, are you making a shepherd's pie? Ding, ding, ding.

I'm making a shepherd's pie. That's how it's done. Two from three, I'm bad. Thank you, Danny. Hey, what? Brie and Clint. On CDN. Brie and Clint.

It's our very first show. We're doing it with Jase and PJ, and we want to introduce you guys to one of our new games. Yes. This is the Insta Fame Game. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would.

She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. So how the Insta Fame Game works is we take famous people from Instagram and we try and guess how many followers they have. You've got to guesstimate it. You're not allowed to look at your phone. Oh, this is good. I don't think that's true.

Shut up. I just don't want you hearing that and getting excited and thinking, oh, God, we're going to talk about my page. They've probably gone with other celebrities. Quick, give it a plug. Quick. PJDJ. P-J-D-E-E-J-A-Y.

You actually went there. Yeah. Follow me for your chance to win a free Himalayan salt lamp. Okay, right. As you were saying. Alex has our list of celebrities. Okay.

He's going to give them to us. You guys submit on that piece of paper how many followers you think they have. We'll do the same. Closest to wins the point. Okay. First to three. Bring it on.

Celebrity number one. Celebrity number one is Lorde. Oh, she's got a lot. You're a big fan. Big fan First to three. Bring it on. Celebrity number one. Celebrity number one is Lorde. Oh, she's got a lot. You're a big fan. Big fan. Big fan. I reckon... Do you think this?

Just write it down. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, that's good. Maybe just under. Five seconds. Just under. Yeah, that's what we're locking in. Here we go.

It could be more than that. It could be more. That's what we're locking in. Oh, lock it in. Okay. Oh, my God. Crap. Oh, no.

I think we've undersold ourselves. Or oversold. Brian Clint, you've said $9 million. We're good. We're good. Paige, we got this. I don't know. Jason PJ, you've said $10 million.

Correct. Oh, that was our original guess. That was our original guess. All right, stuffed that one, didn't you? The answer is... Oh, God. $6.2 million. Yeah!

Really? Team effort, team effort. One point. Go on, Paige, you've got more followers. Okay. All right, I go next celeb. That was last minute decision. Damn it.

Celeb number two. Bring it. Mm-hmm. David Spade. David Spade? David Spade? Is he still relevant? Is he Joe Dirt?

Yes, he is Joe Dirt, and he was on that other one. What was that other TV show? He was on The Blondie. Oh, yeah, because he's not on Mill. He's not on The Mill. I think he was on Just Shoot Me. Just Shoot Me, that was it. He was, yeah, yeah.

I'm nervous about this answer, but that's the one we're locking in. I feel like Instagram isn't totally his era. Do you know what I mean? No, he's, yeah. What, not his biggest platform? No, I don't think it'll be. More Bebo. Yeah, he would have been big in the Bebo vintage.

Bree and Clint, you said one million. Oh, Jesus. Dream on, guys. Jason, PJ. Yeah. You said 300,000. My original guess was 400,000. One million.

And the answer is David Spade has $1.2 million. Yeah! I can't believe I got you. Why did I want to tell you? You're the best. You're the best. Oh, no. I don't think we're two up.

We're two up. Jase is furious. You need to back me, and you did. Okay, all right. David Spade's got $1.2 million. How bad does that make you feel? Jesus. Yeah, he does really good booty selfies.

Does he? I don't know. That is degrading. Next celebrity. It's verse three. You can claw this back. It's a very long way back, though, guys. Katy Perry.

Oh. I got this. A lot. I got this. I'm happy with that. Do you want to round the number a little bit more like a... Okay, let's go with that. Yeah, okay.

Make it slightly off because I think they're going to say their original number. Sweet. PJ? What? She's cheating. She just had a sneaky look. No, more? No.

Come on, guys. You're running out of time. Nah, original. Original. Go with original. Alex, can you call look. No, more? No. Come on, guys. You're running out of time. PJ? No, original. Original. Go with original. Alex, can you call time, please, mate? Can we go back to the cameras on that and have a look at PJ's sneaky look? Hold on.

Because I know PJ can't lie. PJ, did you look at the sheet? I did, but I didn't see anything. Jesus, just why? But I didn't see anything. This is why we're not going to commit a crime together. Did you guys rob the bank? Yes, here's the money.

It was Jase's idea. All right, time for the answer. Crap. Brian Clint. Oh, my God. You've submitted 52 million. My pits are sweating. Jase and PJ, you've submitted 33 million.

Oh, we've got this. The answer is... We're in. We're in. It's a clean sweep. 70 million... Yes! Yes, we're in. We're in. It's a clean sweep. 70 million... We have 70 million followers. 70...

Well, who said a uni degree wouldn't be put to good use? I think it's quite obvious the more social media savvy show out of the room. David Spade, 1.2 million. What's he posting? I want to go check him out now. Send him a DM. He'll probably respond. Brie and Clint on Zedium.

Brie and Clint, Zedium. It's our very first show and we're joined by Jason PJ. Hello. Hey, hello. Hello. Thanks for pulling another double shift for us guys.

That's alright. You know us hard workers throw and throw. You can't laugh when you're saying it. She says as she literally resigns from her other job. We have another game we'd like to play with you. You guys get to be the test dummies for all our new games. Okay, love it.

This is Birthday Banger. This game's pretty fun. I see what's happening here. Let's make fun of the old guy. It's not all about you, mate. Yeah, it's not all about you. Well, this time maybe, kind of. This game's pretty simple.

We're going to get people to call up and they're going to tell us their birthday and we have this massive old stinky computer in the studio that actually figures out what song was top in the charts on their 16th birthday. Yes! So we can all reminisce together. On their 16th, I think I had mine at Skateway. Oh, God.

I don't even know what that is. What's a Skateway? A skating park. Oh, don't patronise me. I'm not. No, but like, you know. Okay, hang on. Are you a rollerblader or a roller skater?

I was a rollerblader. Me too. What was it like when you were there when they created the wheel? Hey, Jase. This game is full honesty, all right? Because you've been telling us you're 35 for the last three years. So finally, we need to put an end to it. Anyway.

We won't say your age, but people will be able to do the math. Okay, cool. Let's go with PJ's birthday first. Okay. So, PJ, you were born on the 13th of August, 1990. You know it. Oh, God, we're saying the year. Yep.

Yep. You were 16 in the year 2006. Yes. And top of the charts on your 16th birthday was this. Yeah, you know I was. Oh, good. Jason's just realised how young you actually are. Me and the ringy-roo-roo semi-formal.

Don't even worry about it. You don't, this is the thing, you don't get to choose your birthday banger too and it never changes. It's written in history. You've got a good one. So I'm 60 back. Feel good about that.

That's good, man. Yeah, JT. You could have got pitbull. I want to know JT's. Can we go to him? Alright, let's go over to Jace. We're going to pick a song here to play in full. That's how the game works. And we will all vote in here on who's got the

best birthday. God, are we playing mine on vinyl? Right. Well, we did have to get it converted over. Okay. So, Jace, your birthday is the 8th of September. Can I guess what song it's going to be? 1983. 81.

So you were 16 in 1997, Jase. Holy shit! And this was Top of the Charts. Right, everyone, this is a beautiful piece. Oh, God, I'm remembering my 16th. He was drinking bootleg moonshine that had just been brought across from Tasmania. Mum, let me have a sip of a West Coast cooler. Oh, God, those were the days.

Good times. You pack off. No, in all seriousness, this was number one. How do you dance to a number like this? 1997. Can't believe that was not... No, I'm serious. 1997 would have been like...

Like Spice Girls? Was I born? No, you probably weren't born, Bree. No, I don't think I was. Come on. All right, no. This is a piss joke. For real, though,

you want to know what your birthday banger was? Come in, it's our first show. You big ass. And I just have to stress that this actually isn't taking the piss. This is your birthday banger. Yep. And here it is. Oh, this will be good.

Shut up. Actually. Yes. Actually. This one's not a joke. Legit. That's why he always sings this. So you're 16 years old.

Oh, God, I do. You do. You do. Whenever we put on the glasses, I look like Elton John. You go, Hannah seems to me. Nothing like a royal funeral

to really get you excited on your 16th birthday. Wow, yeah, it was big times. I remember exactly where I was. So do I. In the womb. Was it his bookstore on Colombo Street in Christchurch? Yeah, right.

Anyway. I was at my 16th, apparently. This is where it gets tough, because only one of these gets played for Birthday Banger. And Ross Boss has stressed to us many times, play what you're meant to play on ZM. Yeah, and this is our first day as well. Oh, they always do an Elton triple play every Thursday.

Do they? Elton and Bear Rock. they always do an Elton triple play every Thursday. Do they? Elton and Bear Rock. So we've got Elton John. Yeah. What a banger. Oh, yeah. Very similar songs. What do you guys want to hear?

For comedic purposes? Definitely Elton. Purely because I know Ross messes us at the station. I think you should go out. My vote straight away, Candle in the Wind. I don't think I can ever vote for anything other than Elton. What do you reckon, Ross Boss? My vote is Jason P.J. doesn't bother you,

but Brian Clint, keep your jobs, play Justin. It's dropping out. The old microphone's dropping out. I think we should play Candle in the Wind because I feel like that's going to be yours and my job, Clint, for the next however long. A candle in the wind. It's going to be on edge the whole time.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to our very first show on ZM, Mr. Sir Elton John! Oh God, we played Green Day Tommy Laugh at my Year 12 formal as well. Goodbye, Norma Jean. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint.

It's day one. It's ground zero. This is our very, very first show on ZM. And we're joined by Jason PJ. I think it's going really well so far, guys. Not being biased, just, yeah, it's going well. Yeah, good. Well, we're really going to be adrift tomorrow.

Thanks for that, Jason. We thought while we're here, and because obviously there's two Australians here and there's two Kiwis, we could have a bit of a trans-Tasman battle where Bree will send you over

to play with Jase and I'll play with PJ and we'll represent New Zealand. Now, this is a game that we used to play on the show. Sometimes it would end in tears. Often. So much so that we haven't played it in how long?

Six months? Yeah, it's been a while. Would it start fights, honestly? No, it would. It would. 100%. He wasn't playing up for the camera. He literally would have tanties.

The game we're talking about is this. Jason PJ's Verbal Ping Pong. All right. Rules of the game are quite simple. Producer Alex, run through the rules, please. It's a lot like the game Ship Came Into the Harbour. I've got a bunch of different topics. You've got to say something from each of those topics

until one of you can not. That's right. So you only get a couple of seconds to respond. Yeah. Like you said, you are Team New Zealand. We are Team Australia. PJ, are you good at this game? Nope. Yeah. Like you said, you are Team New Zealand. We are Team Australia. PJ, you good at this game? Nope.

Oh. You know what I like though? Her confidence. From what I've seen, you were very decent. Who won in the end? Because I knew it was very close. I did win one year. I won one year.

I wouldn't have asked that. Okay. Here we go. Round number one. Only one answer from either team. Yeah. And who's starting? And it's who calls it out first, right? Okay. Yep. Okay. PJ, either team. Yeah, and who's starting? And it's who calls it out first, right?

Okay, yeah. Okay. PJ, good luck. Yeah, good luck. I'll let the Aussies start. Okay, Aussies can start. Bloody Aussies. Topic number one.

Oh, God. Organs. Heart. Liver. Kidney. Lungs. Gallbladder. Skin.

Spleen Brain Intestines Foot Reproductive organs Oh Mate Foot

Mate That's not an organ No it's not A foot Foot is not an organ That doesn't count if it's wrong He came in and corrected it No

We'll take the first answer won't we Can we let the ref talk Yeah oh sorry feet are not organs that's a win for us thank you i'm sorry i thought you were doing a swear word i thought you were like oh one to australia here we go i feel like this is the blood is low we could okay i'm just gonna leave do we start this one? Yes, you do. Also, I will point out it is a best of three situation. So if we nail this... Oh, this is do or die.

It's all over. Oh, my God. Topic. Shit. Number two. Okay. New Zealand towns or cities? Oh, you son of a...

Rotorua. Hamilton. Hokitika. Whakatane. Tauranga. Balaf. Methven. Wellington. Wanaka Tauranga. Baluff. Methvin. Wellington.

Wanaka. Invercargill. Palmerston North. Tauranga. Levin. Christchurch. Masterton. Tauranga.

Ah, I've said Tauranga. Yes! Jason Hawkins. Yeah, I know, but he didn't do it with the right inflection. So, I know there should be, it's Tauranga. Yeah. That's one all, is it? That's one all. Can I just pause the tension for a second? Brie, are you taking this game so

seriously you've undone your pants? Oh my god. I usually wear a longer shirt and I like to undo my pants when I'm doing the show. It's PJ 2.0. It's the same. I wish I could say that as a compliment. It's the same person. I had a big lunch. It is. It's the same. I wish I could say that as a compliment. It's the same person. I had a big lunch.

It is. It's the same person. All right. This is it. We need to get you some elastic. All right. Come on, guys. Jase, look at me.

Look at me, please. Zac Efron, get your head in the game. Oh, sorry, maternity pants. All right. Here we go. Last topic. Clothing brands. H&M. Levi's. ASOS. Shithead. Clothing brands. H&M.

Levi's. ASOS. Huffer. Piping hot. Wrangler. Quicksilver. Hot tuna. Gucci.

Dior. Oh, here we go. Dolce & Gabbana. Billabong. Louis Vuitton. Fifth label. Thrills. Glass Thrills Versace Just Jeans

Ellensteins Amazon Suzanne's Pagani Millers Farmers Jays Cotton on. Oh!

That was the worst high five ever. Mate. We won the game, but we lost the high five. I thought Suzanne was going to get us over the line. I'm like, oh, anyway, my mum shops. If we can win this for her. She just got like saying, Suzanne, we were the real losers. My next was Dottie. I had Dottie in my back pocket I was going to pull out.

I can see why you guys stopped playing that game. Oh, yeah. I actually nearly passed out. Not even kidding. I just nearly fainted. Oh, my God. All right, guys, calm down. It was a quick little radio game.

We didn't just do a 10K run. Let's all pump the brakes here. Bree and Clint on ZM. Bree and Clint, if you've been with us all afternoon, you'll know we've been doing our very first show. What are you laughing at? Sorry, the whole time we've been sitting here, I was like, oh, PJ's so great.

She's looking at me in the eye, giving me lots of attention. I've just realised she's just looking at her reflection behind me. Yeah, behind you, Brie. That's why you'll notice all the mirrors up in the ZM studio. It was her one request when we did the show. You're a shocker. No, I don't. It's a habit. And my friends used to have to put their hands over my, because they can tell when I'm looking in the ZM studio. It was her one request when we did the show. You're a shocker. No, I don't. It's a habit.

And my friends used to have to put their hands over my, because they can tell when I'm looking in the mirror because my eyebrows raise. You know what she does now? She asks friends to wear masks

with her face on it. So when she's having conversations with them, it's like she's talking to herself. Good option. Do you follow yourself on Instagram? No.

Can you do that? Do you like it? Hey, this is not goodbye, is it? You guys are staying on ZM. We haven't announced what that is yet. No.

No, yeah, we're going to be staying on ZM we haven't announced what that is yet but no no yeah we're gonna be staying on ZM we're doing some sort of show you guys are like an STD I know right you can try and get rid of us wow

she's right she's right but you know what jokes aside good luck you guys don't need it you're gonna be great you're working with

the best bunch of people yeah you guys will be great here you're going to be great you're working with the best bunch of people yeah you guys will be great here you're already getting a ton of support on social and everything have fun thank you

yeah we plan to we really appreciate it good thanks guys keep the chairs warm because if we screw it up in Australia we need somewhere

to come back to Brie and Clint on ZM ZM Brie and Clint That's Drax Project No mistakes so far That was great

The look on your face then Look, I may have accidentally almost pushed the wrong button And ruined everything on our very first ZM show But I managed to save it That's alright, we'll forgive you If you're just tuning in Maybe you've just jumped in the car to head home And you've gone, oh where's Jason PJ?

They've been doing the show with us today. We've just bid farewell to them. They will still be part of the ZM final. There's an announcement to come on that soon. But we are now your new afternoon show on ZM. That's Clint. I'm Bree. We're excited to be here.

This is what the professionals say. They say you've got to endear yourself. You've got to really make yourself open to people and let them get to know you, which is true. But it's hard to talk about yourself sometimes. I'm so bad at first impressions, can I just say. The amount of times I've commented on a lady's boobs when I've just had nothing else to say. I've been like, oh, you've got great.

What, the first time you've met her? It was actually my old boss. I was like, oh, it's so nice to meet you. I was like, God, your cans look good in that top. I panicked. Did they though? They did. So it's the truth.

Better it was you than one of the male employees. What we thought we would do today is give you three interesting facts about each other that we think you need to know. Interesting. Debatable. But we're going to do them for each other. So to prevent that awkward bit of talking to each other. So pretty much we're just going to rip on each other for the next couple of minutes.

Sure. Why not? Would you like to start? I'll kick it off. With a fact about me, Clint Roberts. A fact about Clint. I found this really interesting about you slash really strange. You have a weird fear.

Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Can we just bring this in because I actually have wanted to test this. No, I don't need to have this on here. You actually have. I don't need to have this live. I'm actually have... I don't need to have this live. Oh, I'm just opening this box. It's Pandora's box, Clint.

Yeah. You have a weird fear of old fruit. Oh, it stinks. I've got an old banana peel. I've got an old banana skin. Clint, catch! Oh, jeez. What have you knocked over?

Oh, that stinks. Sorry about that. I just wanted to test if it was real and now I've confirmed it. Yep. Do you want me to swear on our first show? Kind of. Because that would put me in the good books. Right.

Wish I'd prepared worse things for you. Oh, okay. Fact number one about Bree. She's the daughter of an apple farmer and she's from country Queensland. It all ties in. You hate old fruit. I grew up on an apple farm. Also, when she was a child, because she's from the country, she was sitting on the toilet and a snake came up the toilet

and bit her right in the centre of her butthole. Well, that's not true, although a great story. Second fact about you. Please, tell me, tell everybody listening. And I've harped on a lot about this, but I feel like I just need to get it out there, out in the open. Yeah. Clint has abnormally small nipples.

You keep going on about them. Probably Guinness Book of Records. At some point on this show, I'm going to get someone in from the Guinness Book of Records to see if you have the smallest nipples in the world. Again, like you said, you commented on that lady's boobs. You comment on my nipples an abnormal amount. I have an obsession with an areola.

Okay. Okay. Bree may be the most tone deaf person I've ever met in my life. She loves to sing and I love that about her. She has a fun personality. You'll learn this on the show. I reckon she'll sing a bit. No, I'm not.

You don't know how to find a tune to save yourself. Mate, that's not the point. The point is the rhythm, it jumps up and it gets you. Well, I thought today, for show one, No. Give it a demo. Clint. I've got your favourite Ariana Grande song.

Clinton! Just a little bit of the chorus. I'm not singing. You'll hear it coming. Don't say no. We want people to stay here on this station. Here we go. You know the song. This is

the part where I say I don't wanna. I'm stronger than I've been before. I feel like I nailed that. I feel like I nailed that. I feel like I nailed that last bit though. Yeah, I think you did better than I expected. So there you go. Cool.

Thank you for that. Last fact. Probably my favourite fact. And I've done some recon on you today, Clint. Yeah. And I've asked your beautiful wife, Lucy, for a couple of facts about you. And this was my favourite one. Clint in his top five of ladies is Nigella Lawson

in the top five. Oh yeah. I love that. Nigella Bites or whatever She's in my top five too. I'm on board. If there's ever an opportunity to interview Nigella, I don't care if we're talking about Whittaker's chocolate, I don't care if I have to be covered in Whittaker's chocolate. We're taking that interview. I'm okay with that.

Last fact I've got for you, and it's not actually so much about you. Yeah? Bree has a super hot brother that she's hiding from everybody at ZM. She's kind of offered him to a few people, including producer Caitlin. I haven't offered him up as tribute.

Don't make it sound like that, like it's the Hunger Games. He's single. He's an engineer. He lives in Australia, but he doesn't have to stay there. He quite likes New Zealand. His name's Aidan, and if you'd like to find him on Instagram, his handle is Tom1OM13. Oh, my God.

Mate. Mate. He'd be loving that, actually. I don't know where my hat is. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM. Brie and Clint, that's Bruno Mars and that's what I like. This is our very, very, very, very, very first show on ZM.

And you've just heard about us from us. Okay. We're also aware of the fact that it's been a little while since you've been able to get in touch with this show. We haven't been able to interact with the show. We haven't been able to call the phones for a bit. Jason PJ being out of Australia. We're here now. We're right

here. It's pretty much our favourite part of doing radio. The phones are absolutely my favourite part of a radio show. It's so much fun. So do you want to talk to us? Do you want to know anything about us? Do you want to just introduce yourself? Doesn't matter. The phone lines are being cleared right

now. They are completely open. 0800 dial ZM for this. Hey, we just met you and this is crazy but here's our number 0800 dial ZM That's our phone number. I mean, producer Ellie,

I mean, you know, I held a tune. She can hold a tune. We're ready to go and they are filling up too So give us a call Whatever you want It can literally be for anything You can let us know

How your weekend was Laura Hello Oh Laura Hello Hello There we go Hello

Who's that? It's Geordie Hey Geordie How are you? Good how are you? Good We're very, very good. What have you got for us this afternoon?

All right, I have a story to tell you. Go on then. Rip into it. I very first called you guys when I was, well, when I was 12 years old, and I used to call Jason, I used to call Luke and PJ until I was probably about maybe 14, 15. Then it changed to Jason, PJ, and now I'm 20, and I have missed calling every night.

Oh, well, hey, welcome back. You're a Zidim hardcore. Yeah, like hardcore. I love you, George. You can call the show any time. It's so good to have you on board. Great to have you here. Let's keep going.

Chanel, hello. Welcome to the show. Hello. Hi. Afternoon. What's happening? Yeah, what have you got for us? What do you want to know? What do you want to tell us?

I just want to tell you that you're doing great, and I love listening to you already. Oh, that's really nice, Chanel. It actually, it's super hard sometimes because we've been really nervous, and for you to say that means a lot to us. So thank you. Perfect. Okay.

Oh, this is good. How about, no, that's Chanel. Oh, the phones are going nuts. How about Brianna? Brianna, hello. Brianna. Are are going nuts. How about Brianna? Brianna, hello. Brianna. How's it going? Are you a Brianna or a Brianna?

Brianna. Oh, me too. Yeah. Oh, cool. What have you got for us? What do you want to say? What do you want to know? I wanted to know whether you can do a New Zealand accent rather than an Australian one.

This is good. I'm working on it. I mean, look. I don't think you can offend people with your New Zealand accent. I feel like I offend people in general without me trying. Brianna on the phone, Kiwi Brianna, does she sound very Australian?

Yes. I'm so sorry. Give it a go. Give her a sentence, Brianna. I'm from New Zealand. Oh, no. Is that bad? Oh, you want me. Give her a sentence, Brianna. I'm from New Zealand. Oh, no. Is that bad? You want me to give you a sentence?

What should I say? Say Richie McCaw is the sexiest little black of all time. I said dance the other day instead of dance. What if you say put a shrimp on the barbie but with a kiwi accent? I like it. Okay, here we go. Yeah. Put a shrimp on the barbie. I kind of went,, okay, here we go. Put a shrump on the barber.

I kind of went, oh no, accent's not my thing. We're going to take one more. I'm so sorry, Brianna. Cam, kia ora. Hello, Cam. How are you doing? Good, Cam. How are you doing? Yeah, how are you doing?

Well, welcome to the show. I mean, I love the station and, you know, best of luck for you for your new show. I mean, like, looking forward to it. I appreciate that, Cam. Thank you, Cam. That was the nicest and slowest compliment we've ever had. You leave Cam alone. He had a sexy accent.

He did have a sexy accent. I wonder where it was from. I liked it. Also, in the spirit of introducing ourselves. sexy accent. I wonder where it was from. I liked it. Also, in the spirit of introducing ourselves. One more. I want to take one more. I'm so excited. You want to take one more?

One more? Do we have one more? No, we're all out. We've talked to everybody there. I just want to talk to everyone. Yeah. Well, we are going to talk to someone else soon. We're going to talk to someone on a different radio station soon.

That's right. Okay. We thought let's introduce ourselves to thy neighbour. Other drive shows. Yeah. Yeah, why not? We'll do the rounds for that. After Post Malone. This is better now. ZM, Bree and Clint. You'll probably think that's you.

Bree and Clint on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. Post Malone and Better Now. We are the new kids on the block. We are the newest kids on the block. Literally just moved in Unless there's a radio station that has started in the last hour Like a radio show There isn't a fresher show than ours

I sleep here at ZM now When you're new to the neighbourhood The polite thing to do Introduce yourself to your neighbours You do the rounds, say hello You know you get out there and say hey this is where I am This is where the spare key is if you need it Please don't rob me

Just in case you need a cup of sugar or something. Yeah. So for us, our neighbours would be the other radio stations. The other drive shows around the country. The other afternoon shows on every other station. It's weird that there's kind of like an unspoken thing where you don't talk about other

shows and you don't talk to them. It's like they don't exist or something. Yeah, your boss is like, don't mention them because we don't want people to know that that exists. People are smarter. They know. I've been doing radio in New Zealand for a bit, so it's a small community. I know most of these people

but you don't. You've hooked up with most of them. No. No? It's a good chance for you. I thought you hooked up with, you told me about Can you not? No? Okay. I definitely haven't hooked up with... You told me about... Can you not? No? Okay. I definitely haven't hooked up with the person we're about to call. Why are you winking at me?

I haven't hooked up with a single person. Thane? Was it Thane? No. I haven't hooked up with Thane. That weird spin the bottle moment? I haven't hooked up with anybody on the Jono, Ben or Sharon show. Okay? None of them? None of them.

Okay. Good to know. We put a call in before we started the show today because we didn't want to interrupt. It wouldn't be rude while they're doing their show. Well, they can't answer during the show, so we thought we may as well call them before all the drive shows start. Just introduce ourselves,

do the neighbourly thing. Yeah, so we start with Jono. Hello? Jono. Hey. Hey, it's Bree and Clint from ZM. Hello, mate. Hey, bro, how are you?

We're going very, very good. Hello, Bree, nice to phone meet you. Lovely to finally meet you. We wanted to, since our first day, we wanted to do the neighbourly thing and we're introducing ourselves to all of our neighbours. And I wanted you to meet Bree because she's new to the country. And I think you're attractive, so it's new to the country. And I think you're attractive. So it's a win-win. What's that, sorry?

Nothing. Let's move on. Hey, obviously day one, getting the word out there. Have you told your listeners that we're on yet? No, they'll be the first on the agenda when I get it at 3 o'clock. Yeah, cool. Yeah, good, good, good. Do you want to get us on the show? Listen, that'll be the second on the agenda when I get it at three o'clock. Yeah, cool. Yeah, good, good, good. Do you want to get us on the show?

Listen, that'll be the second on the agenda. Yeah, good, good, good. Because we wanted to offer you an exclusive as well. Yeah. You know, Jono. This seems like the friendly thing to do between rival radio stations. We're just doing the courteous thing, Jono. You're like our neighbour.

We also wondered if we could borrow a cup of sugar. And milk whenever you need it to bake a cake. What like our neighbour. We also wondered if we could borrow a cup of sugar. And milk whenever you need it to bake a cake. What a great neighbour. Absolutely. Now, obviously, I haven't done this afternoon thing for a little while, but Rusty, you guys, seasoned pros, do you have any advice for us? The advice is

try and turn up as close to when do you guys start? Three? Four o'clock. Four o'clock? Yeah. Hey, mate, we did the good deal over here. Turn up at five to four. Okay. Good advice. The less you can maximise your time talking words into microphones is best.

Five to four. Sometimes we can roll in a minute or two minutes before the show starts. Right. And try and get out at five to seven as well. I feel like you're just talking some complete BS, Jono. You know what it's like. We're all slaves to this bloody industry, aren't we? Yeah, that's right.

Hey, day one, like we said, new neighbours, one of us will ring and say hi and kia te piha a koe. Listen, we'll send a neighbourly shout out to you. Yeah. Be the first on the agenda. Yeah. And we'll do that at three o'clock.. Yeah. For the first on the agenda. Yeah. And we'll do that at three o'clock. And I wish you guys all the best and have a bloody great show.

You too, Jono. Thank you, mate. Appreciate that, mate. See you guys. Have a nice day. See ya. God, he's nice, isn't he? Yeah, but he was turning it on.

Bree and Clint on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. Brand new music on ZM. That's from Clean Banda and Demi Lovato. It's called Solo. I like that. I like that too. That's good.

Makes my hips move and stuff. Makes me feel things. In your hips? In my hips. Alright. I didn't know a song could do that to you so easily. But that's good.

I'm in. That's good. We are new to this ZM environment. It's great to be here. I've had some early correspondence from someone about the new show. Was this before we started? Yeah, it was

last night. Okay. This makes me nervous. Obviously, we've been posting some things in the lead up. You might have seen them all over our Instagrams, all over the shows, the ZM ones, you know, just trying to build a bit of hype. One of them details a special fact about you, Brie,

about an A-list Hollywood celebrity who follows you on Instagram. Okay. Would you like to tell everybody who it is? Well, I'm assuming you're talking about Channing Tatum. Well, I'm assuming there's not more than one. I mean, you never know, mate. Channing Tatum, the Channing Tatum, follows Brie on Instagram. Brad Pitt could be on board.

I just don't know about it. He watches your Instagram story. He does. Every now and then I find it really strange. What's going on? What have you done? He's verified, eh? All the producers are laughing.

No, no, it's okay. It's okay. I don't have Channing Tatum on the phone. Okay. Well, that's a big get for the first show. Yeah, I want him.

I don't have him. Everyone wants him, mate. This is from someone who's enjoying the show, okay? And saw the video that said, she's followed by Channing Tatum on Instagram. What is he, the movie voiceover guy? Who is it? Lea Marie has come through and said,

don't get me wrong, Brie is beautiful, but she does kind of look like the female version of Channing Tatum. Who is also beautiful. Right. I just wanted to know, how does that sit with you? Mate, at the point in my life, I mean, I'm not getting compliments all over the shop. I'm past my prime.

I've admitted that. I don shop. I'm past my prime. I've admitted that. I don't think you're past your prime. I don't think you're past your prime. I'm not even at my 30s yet, but I feel like I've, you know, I've hit the peak of the mountain and it's all downhill. Like, to be honest, there's things that used to sit higher than before and now they sit a lot lower. And I feel like I will take every compliment I can get.

You'll take it. I'll take it. Because people say he kind of looks like a thumb. Well, you just made it worse. You don't have to make it worse. But he is Magic Mike. So he is, I mean, he's a six icon. Let me just say, I don't even have to check

and I don't have a six pack. He's very masculine. I'm more like a keg. But people are very attracted to him. So you don't have to six pack. He's very masculine. I'm more like a keg. But people were very attracted to him. I mean, he's pretty. You don't have to make your mind up yet. The person who sent it meant it as a compliment. Did they though?

Yeah, I talked to them about it and they sort of... Would have rathered another celebrity, probably of the female version. Well, why don't we open it up? Seeing as this is day one and we're trying to get everybody involved here, why don't we open it up? Seeing as this is day one and we're trying to get everybody involved here, why don't we open it up to the people and ask, is being compared to the lady Channing Tatum?

All right, mate. Is it a compliment? The lady version of Channing. I don't mind that. Better than the swollen version of Cara Delevingne that I got one time. Oh, 800-DAL-ZM. Or text us to 966. Be gentle, please.

Is being called the female Channing Tatum, is it a compliment? I don't know what we're going to get here. He's Major Lazer. ZM. Brie. And Clint. On ZM. Am I going to sneeze?

Am I going to sneeze? Not on the first show. No, we're good. ZM. Brie and Clint. It is our first show. We are new here. Mistake free so far. I mean, kind of.

Tracking towards what can only look like a successful, wonderful career. I have talked about my old boss's boobs already. And we're getting correspondence too. Which is great. Which is the big bit. And we got a piece which we're asking is it really a compliment?

It was directed towards you, Bree. and I hope you don't mind me bringing it up on the first show. You didn't ask me about it so it doesn't matter if I did. Leah Marie has said, don't get me wrong Brie is beautiful and she's put beautiful in capital letters by the way. Brie is beautiful. But she does kind of look like the

female version of Channing Tatum. Brackets who is also capital letters beautiful. How she's worded it, I'm going to say it's a backhanded compliment. So we're asking you, is it a compliment? And she meant it as one. I asked her if she meant it as one. She said, yes, yes, I did.

I'll take backhanded compliments. I'll take a slight remark. I'll take an insult at this point. And do you want to be compared to the female Channing Tatum? Someone said, I just watched Channing Tatum's lip sync battle as Beyonce. I think he slays. Great comment. I'll take that.

Doesn't really help us though. He's got good facial structure for a man. Brie is so gorgeous with a sexy voice and is so talented she could do the show on her own. Okay, no, that's fine. Is that deep? Oh, my God, that's a real comment. If you want to give us feedback, you can come through to either of our Instagrams, but on that message there, is it a compliment?

Laura? Oh, yeah, totally it's a compliment. Jenny Tatum's hot as. So you're saying I'm hot? Well, I've only seen pictures of you. Well, don't laugh, Laura. No, your comment just totally caught me off guard. But yeah, no, Channing Tatum is hot,

so I would totally take it as a compliment to being considered the female Channing Tatum. Do you think Brie bears any resemblance to Magic Mike himself? I'm not sure. Be careful. I've only ever seen your picture like once and it was really fast.

So I can't really comment on that. But if someone thinks that, you know, you are the female version of Channing Tatum, I would totally roll with that. I would dig that. That could be why he follows me, right? Why? Because you're a doppelganger?

Yeah. He goes to parties and he's like, guys, check out this lookalike. All right. How's your lap dance? Like how's your sexy Magic Mike style strip dance? There's nothing sexy about me, trust me. Is it more Magic Mike or Magic Mike XXL? Oh, it's more XXL.

Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. Ariana Grande, No Tears Left to Cry. Clint, you and I are brand new here at ZM. Correct. And I feel like I want to share a story with the people. Probably will make you feel a bit better about yourself, actually. I had a big night out on Saturday night.

I saw this. I had a ripping night. You know that feeling when you see one of your mates on Instagram and you're like, they're having fun. Why didn't I get invited? It wasn't my thing. It wasn't my thing. Fletch from The Breakfast Show, Fletch Vaughan and Megan,

he said to me, because he knows that I'm a bit down at the moment because I'm newly single and he's like, you know, come on out to the BYO and he said, meet some of my mates and hang out and producer Caitlin will be there. Judging by your Instagram, you're definitely in the mood of someone who is newly single too. I'm just, you know, I'm trying to stay busy. I'm staying busy.

Anyway, rocked up at Fletcher's friend's place. Lovely people, met a bunch of nice people. Caitlin rocked up afterwards, producer Caitlin, and then we all went to the BYO. We had a few drinks and then we came back and the next minute PJ was there with her boyfriend BJ. So everybody except me was there. Literally everybody. I didn't organise it. I was just, you know, along for the ride, you know? Anyway, one thing led to another. I ended up in Ponsonby. I was having a few more sherbets with a couple of the gals down at one of the bars and then I get invited to this like house party and I thought, yeah, may as well go to that.

Who invited you to a house party? Oh, just some lovely people I met. God, can you be careful? You were just going home with anybody. How do you know it was an actual house party and not like a trailer where they loaded you in and shipped you off? Well, you know, they seemed fine. That's how they get you. I ended up.

That's their trick. I ended up spraining my ankle on the way to the house party. I thought you were hobbling. I've been hobbling around for the last couple of days but I want to bring up something that I feel like has been one of the best moments in my life and also the next day the worst. Was it at the A&E? When they gave you a lollipop of being a brave girl? So at this house party Clint I don't really know anyone and I thought oh you know I just want to do something nice for the people. In my state, I've jumped onto Uber Eats,

decided to order Uber Eats for the whole damn party. You know how much I spent on Uber Eats? How much? $78. Jesus. You're like a drunk Oprah Winfrey. You get a cheeseburger. You get a cheeseburger.

You get a cheeseburger. I'm okay with it. Everybody gets a cheeseburger. I'm loving that reference. There was chicken. There was kebab. Can I ask? There was chips.

And I think this is where the regret comes in. How much did you spend all up on that night? Because it sounds like your FBOS card was anybody's. Put it this way. I'm going to be walking to work for the next three weeks. And I'm okay with that. It's worth it. Good night, though? Great night.

Yeah, good. That's all that counts. Bree and Clint on ZDM. That's it, mate. That's it. End of the first show. End of the first show. We are Bree and Clint.

We're your new afternoon show on ZM, and this has been such a long time coming for us, eh? We're super excited to finally actually be here. Yeah. First show nerves done. We can get rid of those now. Nah, probably we'll still do some nervous wheeze tomorrow. Right, okay.

Good to have Jason PJ on for the first half of the show as well. It was so good. We love those guys, and it was great to have them on for the first show. Yes, and as we've said, they are still part of the ZM Fano. There's an announcement

coming on what form and how they will still be on ZM coming soon. And if you want to catch the first show where we went live with Jason PJ, you can get the podcast.

Yes, it should be up in about 15 minutes. I had a message on Instagram today as well. A lot of DMs coming through at the moment. I feel like that's the new way to contact people.

People sliding into your DMs. Sliding into my Clintstagram DMs. Was my mum one of them? Not yet. Does she have Instagram? Oh, you know, she's called you a stud muffin a few times, so she's probably going to create an Instagram just to slide into your DMs. I like it. I like it. I got a message from a guy called Louis, who's offered to review

our very first show. Oh, cool. So I thought, let's get him on. For the first show, let's get him on. Afternoon, Louis. Hello. Hey, guys. get him on. For the first show, let's get him on. Afternoon, Louis. Hello. Hey, guys. How are you guys? Yeah, good, good, good. Now, you have listened to the show from start to finish, yeah?

I did. I left school early to listen to this. Left school. How old are you, Louis? 14. Well, nearly 15. Nearly 15. And you love some radio, Louis, obviously?

Love the radio. I'd love to do it for a job. Is that your dream job? Dream job. Well, we need to get you in for, you know love to do it for a job. Is that your dream job? Dream job. Well, we need to get you in for, you know,

to watch the show one time maybe. Love that. Wait and see if his review's any good first. Let's see what you say first. We're going to structure this, mate.

We want a high point, a low point, and something we can work on, all right? So can we start with a high point, a compliment maybe, something nice. High point would have to be

the Instagram followers thing you guys do with Jason and PJ. Oh, our new game, the Instafame game. Yeah, good. Do you guys know how many followers you guys have got? Not off the top of my head. Yeah, well, I've got it here. Brie has 30,400 and Clint, you've got 22,800. Okay, that's very good from you.

Can we get a low point from the show? Oh, no. Sorry, Bree, but your singing is not your forte. It's the radio, Bree. Louis, all I need to say is the only way is up. I mean, you know, it can't get worse than it was today. I was put on the spot. That's why it was off pitch.

And other than singing, something we can work on, Louis? Do a bit more roasting of each other. I'm sure can work on, Louis? Do a bit more roasting of each other. I'm sure everyone loves a bit of roasting. A bit more roasting. I do love to get on the barbecue,

so there'll be plenty of roasting. Don't you worry about that. Louis, thank you, mate. Great to have you as part of our first show. Thanks, Louis. Thanks for having me.

Okay, see you, mate. And that'll do. Yeah, good man, eh? I like that guy. Cam is in next with Snapchat. We'll catch you back tomorrow from 4 o'clock I like that guy. Cam is in next with Snapchat. We'll catch you back tomorrow from 4 o'clock for another dose of this. See you guys.

Bye.