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Hey guys, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast with special guest Stan Walker.
How's it going, how's it going?
He's the co-host of the first hour of the show today, so I thought I'd get you on for the start of the podcast as well.
You've done a radio show before, have you ever done a podcast before?
I actually have, I did one with my mate, it went for like almost an hour.
Really?
Yeah.
Because you just talk, hey, and you don't stop.
Yeah, and you just like, it's like freelance, you just kind of make it up. No one can tell you to stop. I know and you just like, it's like freelance. Yeah. You just kind of make it up.
No one can tell you to stop.
I know, I'm like, I've got the mic now.
You can actually say whatever you want on a podcast too.
Like it's not like the radio.
There's no rules.
So you can say like F words and.
What words?
Effie words.
That's my little.
Effie words.
My little sister called them.
Oh, you said an Effie word.
Yeah.
Now she's just a big woman now.
So she says the F word. What does she mean? I don't know what you mean. Like the F yeah now she's just a big woman now so she says the f-word what does
she what does she mean i don't know what you mean what like the f-words what's that like fire
oh fire yeah right uh those f-words
you're here uh because we're promoting your new music and your tour as well are you happy to be
going again like to be back on the music scene
and back on the grind?
Because some of it's got to be fun.
Like getting out there and performing is fun.
But then you have to come in and do radio interviews.
To be honest, I haven't done this for ages.
I avoided promo and I avoided just doing everything
because I just didn't see the point of it.
But now I'm like, I'm actually loving it.
I'm loving doing this promo tour. I'm like I'm actually loving it I'm loving doing this
promo tour
like I'm loving
going to the radio
I'm loving singing
which is like rare
because I didn't really
like it for ages
and I just stayed away
from it
I'm like
do my songs
release it
don't really wanna
yeah
but it's actually good
because I
I'm connecting back
properly
yeah
you know
and not just doing
half pie stuff
and plus since you lost
all your weight too
you're now like
fashion guy
So you get to show off more outfits
Yeah that's honestly why
I don't really care about anything else
But I just want everybody to look at me
Do you have a clothing sponsorship?
Nah I don't think I would take one
Like I get
You don't want one?
No I get like
I'm given a lot of clothes
From different people
But I have my certain brands
But the thing is
I wear so many different brands
That I'm not sold out
the only thing that I'm sold out to
is
Bailey Nelson
oh they're good eh
so I'm on
but they've got everything
so it doesn't matter
yeah
but like Zambizzle
is probably my number one
Zambizzle
the Kiwi label
Zambizze
yeah nice
that's very bougie by the way
no one listening to the
Bree and Clint podcast
will be able to afford
afford Zambizzle
hey but
don't be sleeping on the
warewhare.
Straight up, you know, I wear
most of my stuff at home.
All my hunting and fishing, like, you know, the cheap stuff.
And all the, like, trackies.
Bro, I'm in that all day.
You should become a warewhare influencer.
I am the warewhare.
Honestly, that's, like, I'm actually there
all the time. It's not even funny.
Okay, I didn't know that about you.
I didn't know that was part of your fashion catalogue.
You know that they sell food and stuff there,
like a washing powder that's way bigger and way cheaper.
No, I didn't.
I need to go back to the warehouse.
Oh, come on, bro.
You've been wasting your money at Bloomin' Pack and Save
trying to act like they're cheap.
They're expensive trying to rip people off.
Who have I become, eh?
I've forgotten my roots, my friend.
Go to the water party, my bro. Okay here's the podcast today features the first hour
um I won't take an hour because it's a podcast but the first part uh is with Stan Walker enjoy.
Kia ora everybody well normally normally that's what our show is,
but actually, we're going to change it up a little bit today.
Listen to this.
Stan and Clint.
What's up? What's poppin', everybody?
It's your boy Stan.
I can't breathe.
I said to Stan, we're going to go into this thing,
and you need to run this like you're a radio DJ.
Pretend this is your show and I'm just the co-host.
Good morning, good afternoon, everybody.
It's your boy, Stan, and we're reporting live from the ZM Studios.
It's going to be awesome.
How's it going?
Have you ever wanted to be a radio announcer?
I did it for a little bit in Australia.
Did you?
Me and Jess did like, I think we did a month.
Malboy?
Yeah, doing the night show, the home show with Smallsy.
Yes.
This is before we launched Smallsy.
Really?
You're the architect behind Smallsy?
No, we really are.
Smallsy is kind of like the Cam Mansell of Australia on Nova.
So that's cool.
And then what?
You didn't want to do it anymore?
You're like, stuff that?
Oh, me and her were shocking.
We were like two little blimmin'.
Like, when we were together, we'd just talk gibberish
and we just laughed the whole time.
But it was fun though. I don't think I got a good
radio voice. That's what a radio show is.
We just make it up and laugh.
Oh, just get me in for the laughs.
So I'll say something and then I'll be like, and then he said
to me, you can't mow your lawns at this time.
For the next hour,
Stan gets to relive his dream of
being a radio host because he's hosting this show here on ZM.
During that time, we're going to give away some double passes
to your springboard tour around the country.
Yes, hopefully you got some good answers
because there's like questions you need to answer
and if you don't answer them good, you're gone.
Yeah, there's a bit of a challenge in it for you.
Plus, we've got to get Bree on the show.
She is still on Celebrity Treasure Island
and she will high-key be gutted that she is missing out on this.
Last week, she missed the chance to meet Benny in studio.
I'm not going to be surprised if we get tears from her on the phone today.
I hope she cries.
She doesn't know that you're here.
I might have to sing to her.
Did you say you hope she cries?
Yeah.
Maybe I should sing to her, but she'll be like,
ooh, who's that?
Who's that old lady?
Maybe we get you to sing to her,
but don't tell her who it is first
and do like a real awkward,
can you recognise this voice?
I'll try and sing like Luther Vandross.
Yeah, or sing a Guy Sebastian song.
Next on the show though,
we have five big questions for Stan Walker
that we need you to answer.
So we're going to get those out of the way first,
but let's open the show with brand new Stan,
dropped on Friday.
This is your new song, Give.
Oh my gosh, first time I've ever heard it on the radio.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, how cool.
Here we go.
ZM with Stan Walker this afternoon.
Would I never have made it this...
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
ZM, Brie and Clint.
Well, usually today it's Stan and Clint.
Stan Walker.
Co-hosting a whole hour on the radio.
Oh my gosh, I don't know what to say.
Hello, I'm Stan.
I'm on the radio.
Let's go.
Are you cool if I just like leave and leave you to it?
Yeah, I'm actually all good.
Really?
Yes.
You can go.
How about...
Right, that's awkward.
No, don't take it.
I just feel bougie.
I've got a cup of tea
and a Coke Zero
yeah I know right
you're living the high life
people think that you musicians
just have like
champagne and cognac
everywhere you go
but it's a milky tea
with two sugars
and a Coke Zero
all I need is lollies
where's the lollies
we can get lollies
can we
that's why we've got producers
hey can we cut some lollies out please
come on Tutu
wake up names
sorry I'm just getting ahead of myself I'm feeling cool let me go let me did you just name producer Ben That's why we've got producers. Hey, can we put some lollies out, please? Come on, Tutu. What? Wake up names, eh?
Sorry, I'm just getting ahead of myself.
I'm feeling cool.
Let me go.
Let me...
Did you just name producer Ben Tutu?
Oh, my gosh.
This is just my inner, like, bougie little...
Who the hell do I think I am?
Ben, are you cool if your name is Tutu from now on?
Nah.
Oh.
Nah, I'm not, mate.
I was calling my friend at the back Laura Tutu.
Oh, okay.
You know, seeing as you're hosting today,
you can actually fire any of these guys that you want to.
So if you want anyone gone.
You are the weakest link.
Well, actually on the show today,
we have got double passes to give away to your springboard tour,
which is coming up in September and going everywhere, by the way.
So more than likely,
we're going to have a double pass to your town up for grabs.
Also, we're going to get Bree on the show soon. She doesn't know that you're here. She doesn't know that you're sitting in her seat. But before then,
I've got five hard questions for Stan Walker.
How hard?
Well, kind of hard. You have to look inside yourself for some of them.
Okay, there's not much inside, but yes, I'll have a look.
Are you up for that?
I'm up for it.
All right, here we go.
Stan Walker.
Gosh.
Now, these are all questions that have plagued our show
for a long time too.
So we really want your answer.
Is this like who wants to be a millionaire?
Because that's what I feel like.
I'm like, call a friend.
Yeah, but there's no money.
Okay.
So just do your best.
Stan Walker, question number one.
And a question we've had on this show
for a very, very long time.
What is the best Guy Sebastian song?
It's been a long and winding journey
And I'm finally here tonight
I'm picking up
Man, that is the OG.
I'm still like, I'm the biggest.
I can't see what I see.
You're the answer to my prayer.
Good to know because we've been going between this.
And this.
Oh, yeah.
Nah, angels brought me here.
Okay, that's fine
That's good question number one
There's five questions
Stan Walker
What is the best
Stan Walker song?
I would say Messages
That's my favourite song
Why?
I just love it
I love singing it
I like writing it
It was the first time I ever
They made me drink wine Because I sounded too innocent Right And I was like You need to like writing it. It was the first time I ever, they made me drink wine
because I sounded too innocent.
Right.
And I was like,
you need to just be sexy.
And I was like,
oh, this is weird.
And I loved it.
Messages.
Producers,
do we have messages in the system?
No, they don't.
You're taking ages.
Oh my gosh.
That's awkward.
Wow.
Real awkward.
We'll move on to question number three.
Stan Walker.
Look how stressed they are.
He got it.
He got it.
He's got it.
It's taking ages. We'll come back to it
Stan Walker
Come back to it
Is bathroom water
Better than regular water?
Oh
That was a bit late bro
Sorry mate
You're the weakest thing
Goodbye
Stan Walker
Is bathroom water
Better than regular water?
No Really? You don't like cold water Out of the bathroom tap? You're the one who can say goodbye. Stan Walker, is bathroom water better than regular water? No.
Really?
You don't like cold water out of the bathroom tap?
Actually, when I'm really thirsty, I always just drink out of the tap, eh?
So where does the best water in the house come from?
It's all the same.
Okay, well, that's your opinion.
I mean, it's a controversial opinion, but that's your opinion.
Oh, my gosh, really?
Oh, no, I don't even know.
That's a big one.
Stan Walker, question number four. Do you wash your legs, really? Oh no, I don't even know. That's a big one. Stan Walker question number four.
Do you wash your legs
in the shower?
No,
I do not.
No,
who does eh?
I wash my bum,
my balls
and my armpits
and face.
And your chest?
Yeah,
chest.
And chest.
Just everywhere there
and then just,
who washes their legs?
Who washes their legs?
Somehow they take care
of themselves,
right?
Yeah.
And final question,
Stan Walker,
before you head out
on your springboard tour,
where is the best place in New Zealand to perform?
Oh, that's a hard one.
Actually, I'm just going to say
because I hadn't been home for ages,
was back home in Tauranga.
Tauranga?
Are we going there on the springboard tour?
I don't know.
I don't think we are.
I wouldn't have a clue
okay stan is here for the whole hour if you've got any questions you would like answered as well you can message them in but next we go live to fiji where brie thomasel is and she does not know that
stan walker is here so we'll break the news to her next zed in zed in spree and clint the podcast
zed in brie and clint normally uh that stan and clint today stan walker in studio and that was ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Bree and Clint.
Normally, that's Stan and Clint today.
Stan Walker in studio.
And that was Stan Walker, Take It Easy,
from Mount Zion, the movie Mount Zion.
Yeah.
Man, it's so weird hearing these songs.
Are you planning on doing any more acting?
Yeah.
I've got some stuff in the pipes at the moment.
Is it pipeline?
Pipes.
Pipeline.
Pipeline.
Yeah.
Anything that you can tell us about?
Nah. All I know is, nah, actually, no, I can't say anything. Pipeline. Pipeline. Yeah. Anything that you can tell us about? No.
All I know is, nah, actually no, I can't say anything.
You can't say anything.
Yeah.
Okay, that's cool.
That's cool.
Maybe I'm lying and I'm just trying to hype myself up like I'm doing a lot of stuff.
You can do that.
If you don't give out any details, you can make anything up.
Well, I've got a lot of things happening.
Beyonce, what?
There's someone who is a part of this show who would kill to be a part of the show today.
She's a big fan, big Stan Walker fan.
Saw you at Float as well.
Unfortunately, she's on Celebrity Treasure Island.
Now, I haven't had the chance to connect with her
and discuss the fact that you're here today
and she's not.
So I'm not 100% sure how she's going to take it.
But let's just bring her on.
Hey, Brie.
Hey.
I am absolutely ropeable.
I'm gone for
five minutes and you get
Benny on, I could deal with that.
I could get over it. And then you get
my all-time favourite
musician from New Zealand on
Stan Walker. This is bull.
Well, he's here.
Oh, hi, Stan.
I was going to sing to you, I was going to sing to you,
but you're in you now, so.
Yeah.
I am ropeable.
Well, we thought we'd get you a part of it.
Let's make you part of the show.
And now's your chance.
What's the one question you've always wanted to ask Stan Walker? Well, we thought we'd get you a part of it. Let's make you part of the show. And now's your chance.
What's the one question you've always wanted to ask Stan Walker?
Do you want to come film on Celebrity Treasure Island, Stan?
In Fiji?
Let's go.
I'll be there real quick.
Do you want to be a celebrity or do you want to be a host?
I'll be a host.
Yeah?
I don't want to be out there trying to survive.
The hosts get to eat.
Oh, yeah, that's what I want. Well, you can take Matt Chisholm's job and we'll do it together.
Yeah, tell him to get. I'm coming over.
Although, do you eat much anymore now
that you don't have your stomach in there?
Because you could make a good contestant. You might win because
you wouldn't have to survive off much food.
No, I get hungry all the time. So I
only eat little portions, but I'll eat
all the time. Except when I'm working,
but I'm always hungry. Look, we'll take
the negotiations for Celebrity Treasure Island Season 2 offline. Yeah, okay. Except when I'm working, but, like, I'm always hungry. Look, we'll take the negotiations for Celebrity Treasure Island
season two offline.
Get me on.
Brie, we got a scoop out of Stan before.
He has confirmed for us once and for all
what the Greatest Guy Sebastian song is.
Shut up.
You have actually asked Stan Walker what the Greatest Guy song is?
I can't wait to hear this.
From Australian Idol to Australian Idol.
It goes a little
Something like this
It's been a long
And winding journey
Oh
And I'm finally here
To land
I'm picking up
The pieces
The pieces
Oh yeah
Definitely do a duet
I'll let him do it
Definitely join in
I'll let him do it
Oh no
I'll let him do it
We couldn't have this show And not have you A part of it So I just wanted To get you on And say hey do a duet break. I'll let him do it. Definitely join in. I'll let him do it.
We couldn't have this show and not have you a part of it, so I
just wanted to get you on and say, hey, Stan's here.
And that's about it, really.
That's all I can offer you. I've got one
last question for Stan.
Can you hook me up with some of those Uber Eats
vouchers? Oh, girl, I've
already used heaps of them.
You're the face of Uber Eats now.
I've got five grand. Five grand? And I've only, like, I've literally, because I eat Uber. I know. That's right. You're the face of Uber Eats now. I've got five grand.
Five grand?
And I've only like,
I'm literally,
because I eat Uber Eats every single day.
Yeah.
Like every day.
Really?
Ask me.
How long did it?
I've like got my order sussed.
Well, what's your go-to
for Uber Eats?
Nando's.
Chicken tenderloins.
Is this another ad
for Uber Eats?
Like by doing this,
do you get another five grand?
Cheesy garlic.
Extra large,
seriously large chips,
Coke Zero,
and then I'll get the Subway.
We'll connect on a whole different
level. Brie's got a
$5,000 Uber Eats bill, so
it's a shame that she's not
here. Okay, Brie, we've got to let you
go. You go back to the island, okay?
Love you, Stan. Love you too.
Yeah, thanks, Brie. Love you too, mate.
We'll be back next with
free tickets to Stan's springboard tour
and all the details about how you can get along.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
ZM, Bree and Clint.
Today, the show co-hosted by Stan Walker until 4 o'clock.
It's good having you here, man.
It's good to see you again.
Yeah, it's good to be here.
Thank you.
And we're excited for the tour.
The springboard tour has been announced.
And you're going all over the place.
All over the way except home.
Except home.
I mean, I don't think you realise that
but are you a bit gutted that the tour's not going to Tauranga now?
A little bit.
You're Stan Walker though.
You can make it happen.
Honestly, I'm going to tell my family that.
Al, why are you not coming out?
I don't even know.
For the record, Stan's tour will be going
to Wellington,
New Plymouth,
Auckland,
Hamilton,
Napier,
Palmerston North,
Invercargill,
Dunedin
and Christchurch.
No Tauranga,
Stan's hometown,
no Rotorua,
my hometown.
But look,
we can work on that.
We can go behind the scenes
and we can work on it.
We can work on it.
We have some tickets
to give away today
to five of those shows in particular.
We've got, and I don't want you to call yet, okay?
Don't call just yet because you need to do something
and you need to know what that is first.
So we've got a double pass to Auckland.
Yep.
We've got a double pass to Hamilton.
Yep.
We've got a double pass to Palmerston North,
Invercargill and Dunedin.
Those are the five that we've got at the moment.
What we want from you this afternoon,
if you're in any of those places,
call us with a fact about that place.
And if Stan says that that's a good fact,
then you can have the double pass.
Quite simple, right?
Yep.
Can you get us started?
Give us a fact about your hometown, Tauranga.
So as an example.
Okay, so I just thought of this just now.
So where I'm from, my marae, Tamapaore,
I was brought up in a little village, all my family
our hill, there's a big
like cut out of it, it's a quarry
that is the Tauranga
Harbour Bridge, it's made out of our hill
The bridge is made out of the hill? Yes
Is that? The original Tauranga
Harbour Bridge. Is that legit like is it?
No, legit. Yeah? Like actually you can see
the big crate like it's thinged out
but they had to stop taking it
because there was like remains up there.
So we got it thinged off.
But our quarry,
it's worth a lot of money.
By legit, I mean,
are you guys cool with the fact
that the Harbour Bridge is made out of your hill?
Oh, there was a lot of issues.
And like we had to pay tolls back when the tolls,
do you remember the tolls?
Yeah.
Bro.
We had to pay tolls.
I was like,
check this is my hill.
This is my mountain.
Okay. That's a good local fact. Well done. If you've got something similar we had to pay tolls I was like check this is my hill this is my mountain okay
that's a good local fact
well done
if you've got something similar
and you are in
Auckland
Hamilton
Parmy
Invercargill
or Dunedin
and you've got a fact
about those places
and you want to go to Stan's
springboard tour
in those places
call us now
0800 dial ZM
Stan will decide
if your fact is good enough
and whether you get
the double pass
next
on ZM
Brie and Clint the Next, on ZM. Bree and Clint,
the podcast.
ZM.
ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Bree's not here,
she's on Celebrity Treasure Island,
so we've got a ring-in.
He's like a radio intern.
His name's Stan Walker
and it's his first day on the job.
Ring-in,
I'm just like,
just the second choice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gosh, I'm always just going to be a bridesmaid,
never the bride.
Yeah, and we're not paying him either,
so it's like a true internship. Yeah, I feel like I want another cup of tea be a bridesmaid, never the bride. Yeah, and we're not paying him either, so it's like a true internship.
Yeah, I feel like I want another cup of tea and a Coke Zero.
Yeah, well, you do a good job and you can have whatever you want in this business.
We're hooking you up because the Springboard Tour is coming.
Stan's going all around New Zealand,
and we've got double passes to give away to five different locations.
To win them, I thought only fair that you show that you know your town,
where Stan's going. Give us a
cool fact about that place. Stan, you decide
whether it's good enough, and if it is,
they can have the tickets.
First person, we're going all the way down
south to where it's cold,
Invercargill. Hi, Nicky.
Hi.
What's your fact about Invercargill, and make it
good, because if it is good enough,
you can have the double pass.
Well, look, I could come out with anything about Bill Richardson's
or Burt Munro, but Invercargill's got no hills.
Your closest hill is literally bluff.
Okay.
Her fact is Invercargill has no hills.
Is that a good fact about Invercargill?
I actually didn't know that.
And I've been there so many times.
I've never really...
By the way,
there's no one else calling from Invercargill.
It's a go for me.
I'll see you at Inver.
Well done, Nicky. Good work.
Let's go to Dunedin. Hey, George.
Hey, Kia ora. How's it going?
Kia ora, George. You're on with Stan Walker.
Yo.
Give us a fact about Dirty Dunners, the Dirty South, in your mouth.
The Dirty South in your mouth.
Okay, well, Dunedin used to be the capital of New Zealand
and they still have a running castle there called Lanark Castle.
There's two facts for you.
Dunedin used to be the capital?
Yeah, it did, back in the day.
Like, through the gold rush era and that, yeah.
No way. Does that impress you enough? It does, and there's be the capital. Yeah, it did. Back in the day. There was a gold rush era in that, yeah. No way.
Does that impress you enough?
It does.
And there's a castle there.
Yeah.
Can you go to the castle?
Yes, you can.
I'm not sure if you can actually go inside,
but they do do tours around the area
and around the outside of the castle.
Oh, that's actually amazing.
It's amazing.
Double pass?
That's a double pass.
Double pass.
Double fact.
We on.
We on.
We on, my bro. We on, George.
Okay, cool.
Let's get going.
We're going to Palmy.
Hi, Angelique.
How are you?
Now, yours is tough because Palmy have represented.
We have three people from Palmerston North with a fact.
So make it good.
Hit Stan Walker with your Palmy fact right now.
Hey, Stan.
This time Palmerston was a British Prime Minister
and later it was added to North in 1877
to distinguish it from Parmy in the South Island.
Very historical.
That's good.
Hold on to that.
We're going to get all three Palmerston North facts at once.
Hi, Karina.
Yeah, hi, it's Karita.
How are you going?
Oh, Karita, hi.
Sorry, you're on with Stan Walker.
Kia ora.
Hey, how are you going?
Yeah, my fact about Parmy is we've got the National Rugby Museum,
but I think the awesome thing about it is while you're there,
if you've got kids, there's a massive kids' play area there,
so you can escape without the kids and just lock them up in the kids' play area
for a good half hour while you have a look around.
Wow.
You can go to the Rugby Museum and get rid of your kids in Pāmea.
Sarah, that is the level we're at so far
Can you beat that with a Palmister North fact?
Yep, g'day Stan
Kia ora
Yes, we have a one-eyed tuatara
That has been taken care of
At the Massey Vets
Well, they take care of quite a lot of weird little creatures but um
i thought it was quite interesting that we have a one-eyed to a tara there i can just say right now
you're the winner yeah you're the one at one time
yeah he's coming through well done sarah you're going we're just going to go to hamilton just
briefly livy hit us with a real fast fact about the Tron.
We have six bridges in town.
Six bridges.
Give her the tickets.
Oh my God.
Hey, I used to live in the Tron.
There's way more interesting facts than that.
Oh no, they're quite gruesome.
No, no, no.
Family friendly facts.
Family friendly.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the friendly. ZM's Bree and Clint.
The podcast.
ZM, Bree and Clint.
Come home.
Sons of Zion and Come Home.
Stan Walker is our co-host until four o'clock today.
Oh, that's soon.
That is soon.
You've got to leave soon.
Damn it.
I mean, you don't have to.
You can stay if you want to.
It's just me.
Bree's not here.
She's in Fiji.
So it's been quite nice for me to have someone to talk to, to be honest.
Well, I'm here, bro.
Thank you.
Before you go, let's find out what your birthday banger is.
Okay, so this is a cool game where we normally get listeners to call in and they give us their birthday.
And then we find out what's number one on their 16th.
And then we pit them against each other and we play the best one.
Today we're going to do it all about you.
And we're going to find out what your birthday banger was around the world.
Jesus. Yep, let's go.
Yeah, okay. To play the game, you do need to reveal your age. So are you all right with
that?
Yeah, I'm 23.
Nice, nice. And what was your birthday, Stan?
I'm 23rd of October.
You're born in 1990
and you're only 23.
Well, I was born on a leap year.
Nah, those.
I'm actually six.
Nah, those.
Okay, good one.
Okay, okay.
Alright, you were 16
on the 23rd of October, 1990.
Oh, sorry, 2006.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, sorry, 2006.
That's your birthday.
And on that day in New Zealand, this was number one. Oh my God, 2006. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, sorry, 2006. That's your birthday. And on that day in New Zealand, this was number one.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, Justin Timberlake.
Yeah.
Do you like that or does it make you feel old?
That makes me actually know he's old.
True.
I'm young.
Yeah, you're young.
I like that.
You were only 16.
Yeah, 16.
Let's go somewhere else, okay?
All right, you were 16 on the 23rd of October 2006,
and in the UK, this was number one.
My Chemical Romance.
Emo Days.
Oh, I know that, but I don't know the song.
You don't know the Black Parade?
No.
Okay, well, we won't be choosing that one then.
Oh, that's my fave.
That's fine.
Alright, in the USA, you were 16 on the 23rd of October 2006.
And on that day in the USA, this was number one.
Was this number one?
Pharrell and Ludacris.
Gosh.
Or Ludacris and the Neptunes I think maybe
Moneymaker
this is number one
yeah
interesting
okay
we've got one more country
to go to
one more
you were 16
on the 23rd of October
2006
and in Australia
this was number one
oh yeah
I actually remember this
yeah
77 and 69
a revolution
was in the air.
I was born to live.
So now it's up to you.
Which one of those is the best birthday banger for you
and which one are we going to play?
I was in my hair.
I was born to live.
I'm going to have to.
Oh, I actually really liked that song
because I was living in Australia then.
I just moved back.
I just turned 16.
Yeah.
Is it better than Justin Timberlake,
My Chemical Romance,
or Ludacris?
No, we're going to have to go Luda.
Yo, Luda.
Harry the music guy,
we cool with that?
We're cool with that.
Luda.
Here we go.
It's time for Stan Walker's
birthday banger, everybody.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM.
But let's head to our, here's the latest thing that could kill you desk.
I mean, it's a depressing time to be alive.
Everything, it seems, is out to kill you.
Lime scooters.
Actually, mostly just lime scooters, I think. That's most dangerous.
Yeah, apparently.
I mean, unconfirmed. I've never had a run-in with a lime scooter.
Neither. Vaping.
I don't know. Hey, look, the research is still out.
The latest thing that
doctors are saying could kill you
is
sleep. Oh, no.
Wow. If you don't wake up. Yeah, that's a great Oh, no. Wow.
If you don't wake up.
Yeah, that's a great point, Producer Ben.
Very good point.
Thank you for that expert contribution on the panel.
We all know, so specifically too much sleep,
the saying could kill you.
Okay.
We all know the risk of not enough sleep, right?
If you don't know, heart disease, dementia, obesity,
and the worst one, premature aging.
All go hand in hand with not enough sleep,
which is why that Jason PJ marathon that they do every year is so dangerous.
Yeah.
Like they, like once, sure.
Twice, risky.
Three times, you're cuckoo.
You're asking for it.
Four times, you're asking foroo. You're asking for it. Four times, you're asking for it.
You know?
If PJ doesn't look like an obese 55-year-old by the end of the year,
then she's going to be lucky.
But the new news is that too much sleep is also bad for you.
So in an ideal world, I'd like to know from you, producer Ben, producer Ellie,
how much sleep would you like?
Like if work wasn't an issue, if you had no responsibilities, how much would you like to know from you, producer Ben, producer Ellie, how much sleep would you like? Like if work wasn't an issue,
if you had no responsibilities, how much would you
like to sleep each night?
Oh, infinite.
To be honest. Right? No alarm.
Yeah, right.
I don't know. I function okay
off about four or five.
I'll say nah. I don't mind
having little sleep, but if it was an ideal world,
do I just sleep all morning? Yeah.
Ten hours?
Well, there's been research done,
and apparently sleeping for more than 10 hours a day
increases your risk of cardiovascular disease or death,
actual death, by 41%.
Far out.
Oh, my God.
Yes, this is a global study done by the European Heart Journal.
Sounds legit.
I'm not going to research it anymore.
But yeah, 10 hours.
That's how low it is.
I was like 14.
Surely it's like 14 hours, 15 hours.
But 10.
10?
I thought the ideal was 8.
It is.
How is it dangerous to sleep two hours longer than the ideal time?
Well, maybe you're too sedentary.
Maybe that's it.
You're too lazy. Yeah, right.
You're just lying down. Just because I'm awake
doesn't mean I'm walking or moving though.
That's the other bit. Can we get some research
into how long it's dangerous
to lie in bed just checking Instagram?
Yeah, that's good. Because it's at least 45
minutes before I get out of bed.
Seriously. If I don't have some notifications
either, I'm not waking up.
I'm not. There's no reason for me to be looking at the phone. I'm going back to sleep., I'm not waking up. I'm not.
There's no reason for me to be looking at the phone.
I'm going back to sleep.
Exactly.
But there you go.
That is the latest news from our What is Going to Kill You desk.
The most, well, one of the most depressing desks
we've got here at the Bree and Clint show.
We've got a few.
But it's got to be said, yeah.
But important, yeah, but important.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
All right, you might have heard Fletch and Va might have heard Fletch, Vaughan and Megan
talking about this this week.
They're calling them porch bandits.
An epidemic in
people stealing
well, courier packages. As more
and more people do their shopping online and you buy
everything over the internet and it gets delivered
to your house, people are
finding new and innovative ways
to steal your shirt.
They reckon that there are some people who are following
the courier vans.
Oh, creepy.
Yeah, and they'll sort of just tail them until they see
a good package get unloaded.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And if they see them leave it on the doorstep or something,
then they'll swoop in and grab it.
Oh, that is so shady.
There's also examples of, because you can get a special letterbox these days
that the courier can put
the package in
and then lock
and they don't have a key.
You just leave it unlocked
and then it gets locked
once the parcel's inside it.
Oh, that's cool.
And then you need the key
to unlock it
to get your package.
Yeah.
Genius.
That's good.
People are stealing
the whole letterbox.
Oh, what?
That's great.
Or like tying the car up
to the back of the car
and just pulling it away.
Or just smacking it
with a hammer or getting a chainsaw to cut the letterbox off car And just pulling it away Yeah or just smacking it With a hammer
Or yeah
Getting a chainsaw
Cutting the letterbox off
And then deal with it
When you get home
Get into the letterbox
When you get home
You'd be gutted
If you did that
And then it was just
A pair of undies
Or something like
Yeah shame though
It could be worse though
There's a story
Out of Australia
Where their courier
Is called Auspost
We've got NZ Post
They've got Auspost
Oh yeah makes sense
Where a courier
has delivered
someone's package
onto their roof.
Oh.
So,
they've literally
thrown the package,
they must have
thrown it from the street
and thought that it was
going to land
on the doorstep
but it's landed
on like the awning
above the porch.
Oh my gosh.
Look,
I think that's okay
for a newspaper if you're just biking or driving and just biffing it onto their lawn. Yeah. above the porch. Oh, my gosh. Look, I think that's okay for a newspaper.
If you're just biking or driving and just biffing it onto their lawn.
Yeah.
You can't do that with a package.
You can't do that with a whole package.
Exactly.
So their package has been delivered, and yet they've still got a courier card left behind.
Oh, yeah.
And written on the courier card, it says,
I accidentally threw your parcel on top of the roof.
My apologies.
Use maybe a broom to get it down.
Oh, cheers, mate.
Yeah, cheers.
Very helpful, Ozpost.
What a guy.
Oh, my God.
I love accidentally as well.
Like, what, did he trip?
Yeah.
Oh, what a great throw.
Yeah, did it bounce?
Did he put it down carefully
and it just rocketed up to the roof?
Because the idea of throwing that kind of stuff
like the newspapers is to save time.
Yeah.
And now he's had to come back.
No, no, no, no, no.
No one does it.
No one throws a newspaper. I thought it was just in the movies. It's just in the time. Yeah. Now you have to come back. No, no, no. No one does it. No one throws the newspaper.
I thought it was just in the movies.
It's just in the movies.
Yeah.
Because I got a paper run too
because I hoped to do that
and I got a job
delivering the New Zealand Herald
when I was a kid
and I tried doing it
and the whole paper
just went pfft.
Were they wrapped up in stuff?
Yeah.
Then you've got to wrap it up.
So there you go.
It could be worse.
Bree and Clint.
The podcast.
ZM.
Time for Spy.
Live from Hollywood
with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.
Spy.co.nz
Let's head to Hollywood
with Dean McCarthy. Our spy reporter
is standing by. Dean, what's the latest
on the Taylor Swift story,
her feud with Scooter Braun? Oh my goodness,
mate. This has literally divided everyone
in Hollywood. You've got Team Scooter
and Team Taylor.
On Scooter's team, you've got Justin Bieber, Hailey Bieber, of course,
all of his talent like Kanye West.
Even Ariana Grande popped up.
Demi Lovato last night getting on an Instagram war
with our friend Todrick Hall about Scooter.
And then on Taylor's side, you've got everyone from Halsey,
Cara Delevingne.
The bottom line is this.
Everyone thinks that it's brutal that Taylor Swift was not given the opportunity
to buy her own master recordings and that they were essentially sold
to her arch nemesis without her even knowing.
However, it must be noted that she was given the opportunity
to buy them a few months back as part of a new deal,
but she didn't want to take the deal.
So it was sold to someone she didn't like,
but she did actually have the opportunity to buy them herself
months ago as part of a deal.
That's kind of the bottom line.
Do you think that her business model is drama?
Because it feels like there has to be a feud.
If you look at every, she goes quiet between albums,
which is very normal, but there is a feud for every record.
There's Katie, there's Kanye,
there's someone every single time.
There's Kim Kardashian.
That's how it seems to work with Taylor Swift, right?
Remember she feuded with Apple?
Remember when she did that big thing
and said, I'm pulling all my music from Apple
and it was the biggest story of the week.
And then they changed their business model.
She does like a feud, doesn't she?
She does tend to win,
though,
so watch out,
Scooter Braun.
Also,
a bit closer to home,
Russell Crowe,
our mate,
although we kind of
let Australia have him now,
star of Gladiator,
has lost his biscuit again.
He has.
This is like a
Naomi Campbell type
meltdown.
Let me tell you
what happened, right?
So he was in New York City
and getting ready to go on stage for a Q&A
with the other cast of his new TV show.
It's called The Loudest Voice.
Okay, so imagine they're all there.
The press are in the room.
The celebrities are lining up.
Naomi Watts has her seat.
Sienna Miller, Seth MacFarlane, they go to call out Russell Crowe,
and they describe his role, which is to play the late Fox News chairman,
Roger Ailes.
And they really slammed Roger because Roger was a bit of a jerk and he did some really awful things during his life.
And when they described him negatively, Russell, who was off stage getting ready to go on stage, lost it.
Lost it.
Refused to go on stage.
Had a meltdown.
Everyone's freaking out because when the big A-lister freaks out, it's very uncomfortable for all of us normal people. You know, meltdown. Total meltdown. Everyone's freaking out because when the big A-lister freaks out, it's very uncomfortable
for all of us normal people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, meltdown.
Total meltdown.
He is such a diva, eh?
Like, he is just a big man baby.
Oh, God.
Okay.
He's a man baby.
Imagine him with man flu.
Oh, no.
No, you couldn't.
No, nah.
There would be no putting up with him.
All right, that's the latest in spy from Dean McCarthy,
live out of Hollywood.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Please welcome to the show, all the way from Fiji,
it's Bree.
Hello, guys.
Bula Bula.
How's Celebrity Treasure Island treating you?
Sorry about this Dan Walker thing before.
Mate, I can't believe as soon as I go away, all the celebrities want to come on
our show. I see how it is. Yeah, they want to come and see me.
God damn it. Tell us what's going on
on the island at the moment. Give us a little bit of an update. Mate, this
show is going to be filled with so much drama. I don't even know where
to start. Well, I'm not even allowed to start, really.
But I can tell you one thing that happened on set yesterday.
I had my first fall on camera.
Oh, oh, oh.
Are you all right?
Mate, it was one of the least graceful, most slow fall in TV history, I think.
Yeah.
It was in front of every single celebrity contestant,
every single cameraman and crew.
Everyone saw it.
It was a low point, but also a high point.
Yeah, I was going to say, like true professionals, though,
did they keep the cameras rolling?
And is it going to make the final cut?
Mate, the cameras continued to roll.
I stood up like nothing happened,
which definitely didn't breeze past anyone.
I'm hoping it makes the cut because, I mean, how good.
Yeah, how good.
Or at least Celebrity Treasure Island, the bloop is real.
Remember that episode of, it was a long time ago,
Extreme Home Makeover, Extreme Makeover Home Edition,
and they moved the bus and the big African-American lady
comes running out of the stairs and just absolutely
face plants. It's like one of the original
viral YouTube videos. I'm
hoping for that level of face plant out of it.
Mate, I'm even going to try
and fall over just so it makes the cut now.
Yeah, good. I like that, actually. If you can get that in the
show, we can do something with that. Hey, we've
got you on, because today's a
bit of a special day for us as a
twosome. Well, as a foursome with our
producers for the Bree and Clint show.
Today, we've all been here. Yeah, today
marks one year on air
for the show. Did you know that?
Did you know that it's our anniversary this week?
You know what? The right
answer is of course I remembered
mate. I definitely remembered
this morning.
You didn't remember, did you?
Nah.
No.
Nah, I didn't remember.
That's okay.
Neither did I.
It took a Facebook memory to come up and I was like, oh, crap, we've been doing this
thing for a year.
So there is like a best of coming.
Producer Ben tomorrow is going to present to us the best moment that features you, the
best moment that features me, the best moment that features me,
and the best caller we've had on this show
in the one year that we've been on here.
Would you like to hedge a bet now?
Because he knows, but we don't.
What do you reckon is going to make the cut?
If you were putting together our highlight reel,
what's the one thing that you would put in it
from the last 12 months of this show?
We're talking sweepstakes here, are we?
Yeah, place your bet.
Well, I need to get into Ben's mind here for a minute.
Oh, that is a dark place.
I reckon for you, mate, and my mind only goes back a couple of months,
so I'm only working with the last couple of months,
I reckon definitely when you nearly gave birth to a turd
where I hooked you up to that pregnancy machine.
Surely that's going to make the cut.
That would be one of my lowlights, that moment there.
Looking back on it, I really did look like I was about to...
Birth of poo.
Yeah, birth of poo.
Yeah, yeah, good birth.
Yeah, okay.
And what about you?
What do you think the moment that he's going to choose for you is going to be?
Look, I mean, nearly fighting Paula Bennett would definitely be close.
Yeah.
I mean, what a moment.
Is that still on, by the way?
Are we still in talks with the Paula Bennett camp?
I know you're in Fiji at the moment.
As soon as Brie is back, the fight could possibly be on.
What, at the airport, at the arrivals lounge?
Oh, right, yeah.
No, but keen on that.
Hey, any time, any place, Paula Bennett.
Still going.
Okay.
All the celebrities here at Treasure Island keep asking me about that.
They're all gunning for it to happen.
Shane Cameron, who's the boxer, obviously, that's here at Treasure Island,
said if it goes ahead, he will train me.
Yes, that is good.
Oh, that's great. That's great.
The one thing you need to know, don't take any advice from Zach Guilford
because he did a boxing fight and he got beaten up by Art Green from The Bachelor.
Oh, no.
And don't bring it up either.
Don't bring it up.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Well, that's my radio wife of one year, Bree Thomasel.
Happy anniversary week, mate, and good luck on Treasure Island.
Happy anniversary, team.
I love you all.
I miss you all.
See you soon.
Yeah, I didn't get you anything, and don't worry,
you didn't get me anything either.
So we good.
We good.
Yeah, we good.
We good.
Yeah, we good.
ZM.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Oh, my God.
I heard she bought all her followers.
She would.
She's such a bitch.
It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game.
You know this game where we try and figure out
how many followers certain celebrities have on Instagram.
Usually it's me versus Brie, but she's in Fiji at the moment.
So we're going to take you on, New Zealand.
Giving it a go is Kate.
Hi, Kate.
Hi.
You on Instagram?
You a big gram user?
I am, yes.
Okay, well, then you should be good at this.
If you follow the right people, then you should be good at this.
Producer Ellie, is there a theme?
Is there a vibe for who we're going for today?
No, just a standard game today.
Totally random.
Could be anyone, yeah.
Kate, I'll write down my number because we can't see you.
You just yell it out, okay?
Don't cheat.
It's no fun if anyone cheats.
And, yeah, we'll go for gold.
We've got a little bit of time to try and figure out each one.
Producer Ellie, who's our first person for the Insta Fame Game this week?
All right, your first celeb.
How many followers does Stan Walker have?
He was just here.
He was just here.
He was doing some gramming while he was in studio as well.
Yeah, did you have a look?
No.
No.
You should not be mine now, Clint.
I always do people like this.
All right.
Kate, what do you reckon Stan Walker, how many followers?
I reckon he's got a million.
A million?
All right.
And Clint, you've put 105,000.
Stan Walker has 220,000 followers.
So that is, that was nice of you though, Kate.
Very optimistic.
Yeah.
I like it.
I think the only New Zealander with a million followers is Lorde.
Oh yeah, maybe.
Oh no, KJ Upper.
Actually, yeah, he'll probably have heaps, right?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Give us another one.
All right, your next one.
Oh, is that your little bubba there?
Yeah.
You got a bit on, Kate. Two in October. Oh, your next one. Oh, is that your little bubba there? Yeah. You got a bit on, Kate.
Two in October.
Oh, alright. Let's just go
quick. You just yell out whatever's on your mind, okay?
We'll go fast with that. Alright, Kate,
how many followers does Khloe Kardashian
have? Big one.
Oh.
10 million.
Kate, go bigger. Yeah, go bigger.
Okay, 50 million. 50 million. Okay, alright. So you've said 50 million, Kate, Kate, go bigger. Yeah, go bigger. Okay, $50 million.
$50 million.
Okay, all right.
So you've said $50 million, Kate, for Khloe Kardashian.
Clint, you've put $107 million.
It's $95.7 million.
So Clint's got that point too.
I didn't want to tell you this.
No, you're all right.
All right, your next one.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Kate, who's your favourite person on Instagram?
Who's my favourite person on Instagram?
Yeah.
Oh, I would say, who do I follow the most?
Actually, don't worry.
I just realised we can't change any of the results
because they're already written down.
Let's just go for it, Ellie.
Let's give it a lot.
Okay, how about another big one?
Justin Bieber.
How many Instagram followers for Justin Bieber?
Yeah.
All right.
110 million. 110. All right,? Yeah. All right. 110 million.
110.
All right, Kate.
You've gone with 110 million.
Clint, you've gone with 130 million.
Justin Bieber has 114 million.
That's a point to you, Kate.
Oh, you got it.
Nice work.
Nice work.
All right, 2-1.
2-1, yep.
Your next one, we've got, he's a bit older,
but he's still got Instagram.
It's Tom Hanks.
Is Tom Hanks on Instagram?
Yeah, he is.
The recently, oh, wow.
Oh, no.
You've got a bit on.
I feel bad.
Tom Hanks.
Let's go 5 million.
All right, Kate, you've said 5 million.
Clint, you've put 3 million.
Tom Hanks has 5.7 million. Well done, Kate, you've said $5 million. Clint, you've put $3 million. Tom Hanks has $5.7 million.
Well done, Kate.
We're going to a tiebreaker now.
Kate, I think you're going to get a come from behind victory here.
All right, last one.
All right, your final celebrity.
He's actually just come out on Twitter today as gay,
and he's got a hit single with Billy Ray Cyrus.
It's Lil Nas X.
How many Instagram followers does he have?
Oh, I might go 3 million.
3 million, all right.
Clint, you've put 1.2 million.
Lil Nas X has 2.9 million.
Kate, you've won the game!
Yay!
You've done it with an almost two-year-old tearing your hair out.
That was a journey.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm tired just playing there.
I know you're going to have one soon now, Clint.
I know.
Give yes to it, Clint.
Really?
All right.
I'll bring the baby in.
We can play the Insta Fame game while I've got a baby in here.
Okay, Kate, congratulations.
Some free mobile fuel for you.
Well done.
That's awesome.
Thank you.
No worries.
There's been another list done.
Remember how recently we got judged
as the sexiest accent in the world?
Were we number one?
Yeah, we were.
We were number one, eh?
They said that our fuck New Zealand accent
was the sexiest accent in the whole world,
which we were all like, whoa, for real?
I'm like, mean.
You guys can understand what we're saying?
Sweetass.
And not only can you understand, this does it for you.
This is what you're into.
Maybe they felt sorry for us because we, yeah.
Nah, if you feel sorry for someone, you put them in the top five.
Yeah, true.
You don't put them number one.
It's true.
Not above the Italians.
No.
I said Irish, and I got chastised for that.
They're like, no one likes Irish.
Seriously?
I thought Irish accents were...
Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway.
It's not about you.
That's accents.
The people who did that list, Big Seven Travel,
have come out with another list.
They're like, shit, that went gangbusters.
So they've done another list, and we feature on it again.
This time, it is the top 50 sexiest nationalities.
Oh, okay.
So not based on accent.
Now we're going completely superficial, the people.
So we're doing this off appearance.
And you'll be pleased to know that New Zealand,
we are in the top 50.
So well done. Good news. And you'll be pleased to know that New Zealand, we are in the top 50. So, full minds buggy buggy.
Well done.
Good news.
New Zealand, in the list of 50 most attractive nations, comes in at place...
23.
That's great.
Okay, we'll take it.
We'll take it.
23.
Yeah, that's great.
23.
How many countries are there in the world?
Sure, there's a lot. There's heaps. Yeah, that's great. 23. How many countries are there in the world? There's a lot.
There's heaps.
So that's great.
But we've got the sexiest voice,
and then we're only number 23 on looks.
Interesting.
So we're like, you want to hear us,
but leave the light off.
Is that what you're saying to us?
23.
There are 50.
We can just run through the top 10,
and just see if you're gutted to be beaten
by any of these nations, okay?
Okay.
Number 10 in the sexiest nations was Canada.
Oh, yeah.
They're really nice.
They're really nice.
So you can't hold it against them.
But we're really nice.
Yeah, we are.
True.
We're really nice.
Number nine, the English.
Nah. Nah Nah bad teeth
And rude
Rude?
You think rude?
Because I think
I think of them like
I see a lot of that
Like the sports side of it
And them starting
You know brawls
At sporting matches
And they have to be divided
By fans and sports stadiums
Oh unruly
Yeah
Drunk as well
Yeah
I didn't want to say that.
Honestly, these are just opinions.
Number eight, sexiest nation, Armenian.
And you know what?
Kardashians.
Canadian.
Yeah.
Number seven in the sexiest nations, Italians.
Went there recently.
100% agree.
Right.
Okay.
Anyone who can do what they do with pasta
is top 10
number 6
South African
oh yeah
mmm
oh okay
mmm
okay
South African
yeah
mmm
yeah
yeah okay
they're our friends
they are
so careful what you say
they're too close to us
to insult them
yeah
and there's a lot of them listening
so yeah you guys are sexy
thank you
number 5
nah Australian yeah nah see that one just hurts to us to insult them. Yeah. And there's a lot of them listening. So yeah, you guys are sexy. Thank you. Number five, nah, Australian.
Yeah, nah.
See, that one just hurts.
How are they that higher up?
You know how they're that higher up.
Because they're so close to you.
Because they're so close to the beach.
So they've got tans.
So are we.
Yeah.
Oh, right.
Oh, yeah, we are close to the beach, yeah.
Our beach are a bit different
to their beach, though.
Yeah, nicer.
Yeah.
They've all got tans.
Their bikini base
pushed them to the top.
Number four,
surprise, it's not higher, Brazil. Yeah. Oh. Oh got tans. Their bikini base pushed them to the top. Number four, surprise it's not higher Brazil.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Fourth sexiest nation in the world.
Number two, Danish.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, yeah.
And the number one sexiest nation, according to Big Seven,
who said we have the sexiest voice but only the 23rd sexiest appearance,
goes to the Ukraine.
Oh.
Ukrainian people,
according to this,
are the sexiest people
in the world.
Okay.
They've just done the same thing
that they did to us earlier.
They've picked one
that no one would expect
so that everyone
would talk about it.
And the people in Ukraine
right now are going,
shit, really?
Us?
You're like, us?
So congrats, Ukraine.
Not bitter at all.
Seriously.
Please welcome to the show
New Zealand hip-hop royalty.
It's Kings.
Hey, Kings.
How are you, bro?
I like the royalty.
You like the royalty?
I've just inducted you
into the royal family of New Zealand.
Oh, thank you.
Just quickly,
we were just talking about it.
The 50 sexiest nations
in the world
have been named.
Where did the most attractive
people in the world
come from for you?
For me?
Yeah.
So,
there's a show on Netflix.
It's called Chernobyl.
I think they're pretty up there.
Surely.
Chernobyl? Chernobyl? Are they up there, surely. Chernobyl?
Chernobyl? Are they up there? You think the Chernobylites? That's fine.
Yeah, that's it, guys.
We missed number... Somehow we skipped
number three on the list, by the way, before
when we were doing it. We missed it off.
Filipino is... Oh, that's good.
Oh, Filipino. Yeah, nice.
New Zealand came in at 23,
sandwiched between... That's nothing to brag about. No, it's not. Well in at 23, sandwiched between...
That's nothing to brag about.
No, it's not.
Well, we are sandwiched between the Colombians and the Mexicans.
So...
Ah.
A bit of...
South American flavour going on.
I have a couple of jokes there, yeah.
No, I know what you were going to say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I try to...
Hey, we've got you on the show
because there's a bit of a milestone
that's just been passed for you today.
Well, just recently I saw you posting about it on your Instagram.
Your song, Don't Worry About It,
Don't Worry About It,
Don't Worry About It,
has just broken through a brand new Spotify record.
Tell us what that is.
Bro, we hit 10 million streams, man.
10 million streams.
Well done, bro.
Well done.
Seriously, this is a song that I know you produced yourself.
I've been to your studio.
It's like it's your own place at the back of your place,
and you've done it all off your own back,
and to get 10 million streams is huge.
So well done.
Thank you, bro.
It was great.
The numbers, because I get the back door to see the numbers.
Yeah.
So I was checking on Flex, actually, and then I was just, oh, let's see how this song's doing. And so, like, I was checking on Flex,
actually,
and then like,
I was just,
oh,
let's see how this song's doing.
And I was like,
wow.
Yeah,
so.
It was pretty crazy.
Flex is the new King's track,
which is out now as well.
And there's a tour to go with that as well.
There are Kiwis busting through all over the place at the moment.
I saw Willy Wairua,
who's done the same thing,
produced his own track with Vintada
for his song,
Wowie,
this one.
Wowie.
He's just done a million streams
which is pretty cool
too eh
well it's sick man
we're on the rise
and it's
dope
it's just
freaking dope
I thought
seeing as it's a lot of
good New Zealand music
stories around
that if you've hit
10 million
and Willy Wairua
has hit 1 million
be rude not to check on what the Hot Mess Express has done, right?
Let's have a kiss.
Hey, don't laugh.
I'm excited.
It's a happy laugh.
You produced it.
Like, it's as much your fault as it is anyone else's.
For those who don't know,
the Hot Mess Express was the debut single from Bree and myself
as a DJ duo
produced by King's Senders.
Hasn't had as long to
permeate. That's hard. I know,
it slaps, man. Hasn't had
as long to get there as Don't Worry
About It has, so I'm not expecting 10 million,
but...
It's got to be north of 10,000.
You'd be happy with that.
I was hoping we'd maybe crack the Millie Club, but that's alright.
Stop laughing!
Stop laughing!
Alright, we're in this together.
Yeah, we are.
We are.
I have access
to the stats and we're going to check this
together. The Hot Mess Express.
Send it.
Official Spotify place.
$59,452.
Yes, that's good.
Come on, man, that's great.
That's what's up.
If you translate that to dollars, we'd have 50, how many, what did you say?
We'd have that much dollars.
Well, you'd say we'd have $59,000?
Do we have $59,000?
No, we don't even have $100,000.
If we have $59,000, I'm happy.
Oh, no, we don't.
That's an achievement.
Are you in charge of the money, Ben?
Yeah, I am.
How much money have we made?
We haven't made anything yet.
59,000 plays and we haven't made any money.
We don't get the money until November and we have to split it with Kings to help make it.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm happy to split it with Kings.
Yeah, we should be able to get a,
yeah, probably like a burger or something.
A burger.
All right, that is Mr. 10 Millie himself
with new music out called Flex.
That's Kings.
Congratulations, bro.
My flower, guys.
ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Spree and Clint's birthday banger.
Yeah, you know the deal. We get you on, find out what was number one on your 16th, and
then we play the best one. Hey, Maddie.
Hey.
What's your birthday?
29th of March, 1999.
Okay, thanks, Maddie. Producer Ellie's coming in. Here we
go. Alright Maddie, you were 16 on the 29th of March, 2015 and on that day, this was number
one. Oh, what a throwback. What year were we talking for this? 2015. 2015. You like
Lunch Money Lewis? I love that song. Haven't heard it in ages.
Yeah, it's a feel-good song. I like it.
Let's go to Joseph. Hey, Joseph.
Hey.
Hello.
Turn that radio down, mate.
I think it is down.
I think it's a bad line. Oh, a bad line.
But that's okay. Let's get it, Joseph. What's your birthday?
17th of December, 1992.
Alright, Joseph. You were 16 on? 17th of December, 1992. All right, Joseph, you were 16 on the 17th of December, 2008,
and on that day, this was number one.
Oh.
Every wedding that you go to for the rest of your life,
this song is going to get played at,
and you can get up and go, that's my birthday banger.
Are you happy with Beyonce?
Oh, definitely.
Yeah, cool.
Okay, wait there.
Let's see if it's the winner.
Last one is Julie.
Hey, Julie.
Hello.
What's your birthday, Julie?
Well, no pressure
because those other two are good.
They are good.
13th of August, 74.
All right, Julie,
you were 16 on the 13th of August, 1990.
And on that day, this topped the charts.
Bon Jovi.
In blaze of glory.
Oh, that's a goodie.
It is a goodie.
You've really come at us from the left field there, Julie.
I thought it was locked down.
Yeah, same.
That's a banger.
Oh, yeah, that's a banger, man.
It is.
In your opinion, which would you choose, Julie?
Oh, well, I would have to go for number three.
Number three, yeah.
And we've got to remember this is birthday banger,
so we want to hear a song that we wouldn't normally hear.
Yeah.
So it's going to be between Lunch Money Lewis and Bon Jovi
yeah yeah
you've got to go with your gut right
and I'm going
what would Brie choose
yeah what would Brie choose
like if we were trying to do this together
yeah
she'd definitely be doing this
Julie
Julie
we're going to get a bit of Bon Jovi
on ZM for you
perfect
thank you so much
no worries
God it's been a good day
of music today. It has.
We've had lots of Stan Walker on the show.
We had that new Whitney Houston track. Yep.
And now your birthday banger.
Bon Jovi. Brie and Clint. ZM.
Yeah. is my weary head I've got an old coat for a pillow in the earth
whose last night's bed
I don't know where I'm
going, only God
knows where I've been
I'm a devil on the run
a six-gun lover, a
candle in the wind
Yeah! I'm going down. Take me now, the golden truth
Cause I'm going down in a place of glory
Lord, I never choose first, but I choose first
Lord, I'm a devil's son, I'll be healed Go! guitar solo Tonight I go to bed
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
No, I ain't looking for forgiveness
But before I'm so, so dead
Lord, I gotta ask a favor
And I hope you'll understand
Cause I've lived life to the fullest I gotta ask a favor, and I hope you'll understand.
Cause I've lived life to the fullest.
Let's pour and die like a man.
Staring down a bullet.
Let me make my final stand.
Shot down in a blaze of glory Take me out for you
I'm going out in a blaze of glory
Lord, I've built you up for my true first plan
Lord, I'm calling you now You're a part of my soul You're a part of my soul Call me your God
I'll be your God
Your God
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Your God Send him Set M.
Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger.
It's Bon Jovi and Blaze of Glory.
Do we enjoy that?
We made a good decision?
Made a great decision, man.
I think we made a good decision too.
Is it weird that I never knew that there was a John in the front of that?
It's not.
It's... Wow, there is.
Yeah. Well, Bon Jovi is the band,
but the lead singer is John Bon Jovi. Oh. Yeah.
Actually, it says John Bon Jovi
there. Yeah, that's why I was like, oh. Is that one of his
solo songs?
God, you'd be gutted if John Bon Jovi
left Bon Jovi, wouldn't you?
They made that song, and I song like, come on, John.
They managed to replace Freddie Mercury and Queen,
but I don't know if you could do much Bon Jovi without John.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Kia ora, producer Ellie.
Hello, hello.
She came to us with a weird thought today.
Are electric cars too quiet?
And I was like, whoa, buzzy G.
Buzzy as.
Far out.
But they are too quiet. What did you have, whoa, buzzy G. Buzzy as. Far out. But they are too quiet.
What did you have for lunch?
A salad. What's in those brownies?
No, no, no,
but the more you think about it, you've got a point,
right? Yeah, well, whenever I get, like,
often Uber drivers drive a Prius,
which is a hybrid, and often
I'll get a fright because the car's right there and it's
pulled up and I haven't heard it. I didn't realise
how much I relied on audio cues with cars.
Sometimes you only hear a Prius if they run over some crunchy leaves.
Exactly.
Exactly right.
Or even, you know, when you cross the road, I didn't realise how subconscious I was at sort of listening for a car.
And then, yeah, when there's an electric car there, you're like, Jesus.
Prius may be the creepiest of cars because they're the only car that can sneak up on you.
Yeah, exactly right.
Exactly right. But the EU,
the European Union,
they've actually just brought out
a new law
which will come into play
in 2021.
So it's not New Zealand yet
but it might filter down to us
where basically
they're going to start putting
fake engine noises
on electric cars
so they sound like normal cars.
I knew this would happen.
We're not ready.
Like this brave new future that we've got,
we're not actually ready for it.
You had a really good point that it's for people,
because there's already a problem with people crossing the road
and not looking because they're looking at their phones.
Yes, yes.
But the one I didn't think about was the dogs.
Yeah.
So one of the issues is like guide dogs,
obviously they can see,
but they also rely heavily on audio cues.
And they're leading the blind, literally.
So we need to make sure that the blind are not being led into electric cars.
So they're actually going to put a fake noise in these electric cars.
They're going to sound the same anyway.
Yeah, this is too good.
We've actually got the sound.
Well, producer Ben has gone and got the sound.
I found this.
So you reckon this is the sound they're going to put inside electric cars?
This is the promotional video that they put out. And the audio to it is the sound that you found this. So you reckon this is the sound they're going to put inside electric cars? This is the promotional video that they put
out and the audio to it is the
sound that you're about to hear, which actually could
be it. So electric cars are currently
silent. We're talking about a speaker
underneath the bonnet linked
to the accelerator so you can hear
an electric car coming and this is what
it's going to sound like.
What is this?
Back to the Future?
Yeah, what?
Has it got like a weird note under it?
It's musical.
It's freaky.
No, you know what it is?
It's when you turn your PlayStation 1 on. Oh.
That's taking me back.
Right?
Yeah.
I just, I don't know if that's what we actually need.
And then again, like that is the video,
so that could just be the little soundtrack to the video. But I'm like, why would they use it clearly sounding somewhat like a passing car?
Yeah.
There you go.
It could be anything, yeah.
Could be anything.
Could be anything.
Could be the sound of Adele going,
uh, beep beep, I'm a car, yeah?
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Spree has left me.
She's on Celebrity Treasure Island,
which is fine because it means that I can talk about the All Blacks
and she can't stop me.
Not that she would stop me, you know,
but, you know, we can go for gold.
Yeah, go the All Blacks.
Go the All Blacks.
God, we're a boring
country sometimes
aren't we
when our lead news
is dominated by
a new
All Blacks jersey
that was the lead
story on the news
last night
but hey I mean
it's a World Cup year
it's big news right
atmosphere
tension
you name it
it's here
serious stuff
serious stuff
the All Blacks
and the
All Blacks jersey the All Blacks jersey.
The hardest job in the world must be trying to come up with a new All Blacks jersey every year.
Design, yeah.
Because one, everyone's going to hate it at first because they just bought last year's one.
They don't have to shell out for a new one.
That's me, generally.
And two, how do you reinvent a black jersey?
Like it's a black jersey
We've added a collar
We've taken the collar away
We've changed the colour of the collar
We've added the colour back
Why would you do that?
Yeah, why would you do that?
I have been going back and forth with the new jersey
Which I'm going to come out and say I hated
At first I hated
Black t-shirt
No collar
Didn't get it
A lot of pattern to it
A lot of pattern Right Also. A lot of pattern.
Right.
Also, I mean, I just got the other one, the last one.
So I wasn't really going to be out of date.
With the collar?
Yeah, you go to the game and then someone's wearing the newer one
and you're like, oh shit, well now I need that one.
Changed my opinion.
Okay, I'm interested to know why.
I've been researching the new All Blacks jersey.
And did you know that this All Blacks jersey is the most fashion-led
All Blacks jersey to date? Oh. Yeah, yeah, it really is. Okay, okay. jersey uh and did you know that this all blacks jersey is the most fashion-led all blacks jersey
to date oh yeah yeah it really is okay okay what is it like it's done by a designer yeah it's done
by a designer they've brought on board legendary fashion designer uh yoji yamamoto oh you know
yoji yamamoto yeah yeah japan i'm guessing yeah japan yeah japan where the world cup is yep um
and i've loved his stuff for ages.
So now that he's doing an All Blacks jersey.
Oh, is that literally why you like it now?
Yeah, I've been a fan for ages.
I don't think you knew who he was.
No, I don't think you knew.
No, I know who he is.
Oh, okay.
Also, did you know that the design bears hand-drawn koru and fern motifs to celebrate Māori culture in the jersey?
That's cool.
That is cool.
That is cool, right? That is cool. That's another reason why celebrate Maori culture in the jersey. That's cool. That is cool. That is cool, right?
That is cool.
That's another reason why I now approve of the jersey.
And did you know that the All Blacks will wear the jersey
for the first time in the opening match of the World Cup against Africa?
Oh, that's just a fact, though.
I'm just reading off the paper now.
Don't worry about that one.
And did you know that the replica jersey's training range
will also be available to New Zealand fans globally from the 1st of July?
That's yesterday. That's yesterday.
That's yesterday.
Yeah.
So you can get it now.
Yeah, you can get it now.
Oh, so have you got one yet?
No.
I just thought I'd go on the radio and say that I like the jersey, just mainly so that
hopefully I can get a free All Blacks jersey.
Gotcha.
Smart.
Yeah.
Subtle, actually.
If this works, I'm so disappointed in you.
If this works, be proud disappointed in you If this works
Be proud of me
Because I have just
Bastardised this whole radio show
So that I can hopefully
Get an All Blacks jersey
Love the jersey
Go the boys
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