ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 30TH 2018

Episode Date: July 30, 2018

Get a perm guy comes inPhone usageSoup failClint calls his hairdresserBirthday BangerPerm reveal3rd BaseClints life lessonLisa – sole survivorClint’s gym issueExpensive churchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Three, and Clint, on ZM. Here we are people, it is officially the time, the place, Perm Day's here mate. Is this what you dreamed of? Looking at me right now, is this everything you'd hoped and dreamed for? As a girl I had a dream, and I'm finally realising that dream in studio right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we crack into what's actually happening, this doesn't feel right. Why? This feels right.

Now we're into it. Can I describe my life right now? Tell the people what's going on. I am sitting in a reclined office chair in the corner of the studio as the wonderful ladies from Vivo Salon, who I have complete trust in, by the way. Aleda and Isabel are here. They have filled my hair with curlers.

I have had perm solution on my scalp for about 45 minutes. I feel like I'm radioactive. And just before, Brie goes to me, oh my God, you look like my nan. Well, my nan used to get lots of perms. We're currently halfway through perm. Yeah.

You will be getting a perm in studio live for the next hour of the show. You know, I'm settling into it a little bit. I had an epiphany this morning. Yeah. What if I look great? What if I suit it? What if I've been denying myself a new image my whole life

and a perm is actually my thing? And then you can start a boy band. Yeah. It'll be great. It'll be awesome. I think you're going to look fantastic. Great, thank you. You're a good-looking guy.

I can't wait to see the reveal. We'll do that just after 5 o'clock today. I'm excited, mate. Okay, well, why don't you play us a song? Let's go to a song. Sing as you're in charge of this today. The new one from DJ Khaled and Justin Bieber. This is No Brainer here at ZM.

Brie and Clint on ZM. It is currently P-Day, or as I like to call it, Perm Day. P-Day sounds like something else. If you've missed it, Clint is currently in the studio halfway through getting a perm. Do you want to just revisit the actual reason why I'm getting this perm? I mean, I read lots of articles. There was multiple things saying that the perm was coming back into fashion.

You read one thing on the Daily Mail which is hardly known for its leading journalism or truth or fashion knowledge. I mean I wanted you to be the pioneer of the perm and here we are. Here we are. Look mate, you're thinking something else is going to happen. I'm over complaining by the way. I'm now taking a positive attitude towards this.

I like that style. I'm excited about the personal transformation. You're going to look great. Thank you. And I thought, you know, obviously you're going through all this trouble of getting the perm for the people and I wanted to do something nice for you this afternoon. Right. A bit of a surprise. Okay. You know? And when I think of a perm in

New Zealand, I think of the ad where they say, get a perm. Yeah, the classic Instant Kiwi ad. Yeah, the classic Instant Kiwi ad where he explains to Douglas that he should get a perm. Yeah, the classic Instant Kiwi ad. Yeah, the classic Instant Kiwi ad where he explains to Douglas that he should get a perm. I know the one.

You and I recreated the ad. Yeah. Yeah. What you don't know is, is that this afternoon we've tracked down the original Get a Perm. Leanne McAdane is here right now with us in studio. Make your way in. Oh, hey.

Come on in. Come on. Jump up on the microphone over there. Look at him. How good does he look? Hello, hello. Mixie Doug, is that what we refer to you as officially? Thanks for having me, guys.

Yep, Mixie Doug. You look fantastic. No perm, by the way. The man himself doesn't have a perm. Hey, you know, he's rocking a different look these days. It depends on the season. How long ago did you film that ad? You know what?

It's almost 10 years. I can't believe it's almost 10. Because it came out Christmas of 2009. You have not aged a day. Did you used to get recognised? Yes, all the time. Whenever I go to the supermarket or Chinese shops, wherever I was, they'll say,

hey, you used to got a perm guy? Here's probably maybe a touchy question if the answer is no. Are you actually Mexican? No, I'm not. See, if we did that ad in 2018, they'd probably get in a lot of trouble, wouldn't they? Well, there you go. It was such a great ad, so iconic.

And what I thought we could do here this afternoon is recreate that ad with my mate Clinton, who will play Douglas. And of course, Leanne, you will play yourself. Awesome. And we will recreate the ad. Who are you playing? Are you the hairdresser?

I'll be the hairdresser. All right. All right. Are you ready? Yeah. Hey, can I say, as I sit here with a head full of rollers, this is an honour. Okay? Honour's on mine.

Go on then. You pioneered the perm back in the day, Leanne. Here we go. All right. And action. Same as usual, Clint? You know what? I think I might try something different.

Good for you, Clint. Get a perm. Oh, my God. That is so good. So good. I'm sorry. Back in character. Nobody's really getting perms these days.

Get a perm. Get a perm? See? You look great. Who's the new girl? Yes, very well done. That's amazing. Yeah, fantastic. In all honesty though, when you're

not playing Mixie Doug, would you recommend any man in 2018 gets a perm? Let me tell you, it's only the manliest of men that get perms. Thank you so much for coming in. From the horse's mouth himself, the pioneer of the perm originally, and now on to the next pioneer. Can we get one more?

One more to take us out. Get a perm. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Just on another topic briefly, do you think you're addicted to your phone? 100%. Me too. Me too. I take it to the toilet for God's sake.

This is what I've found recently. I can't brush my teeth without being on my phone. I'm literally checking Instagram while I'm brushing my teeth. So I did some research on myself over the weekend to find out some numbers and on everybody. According to a recent study, in 2018, we're spending about four hours a day on our phones.

How is that possible? That's heaps when you break it down and you think you've got to take eight hours out to sleep. So you are spending a third of your waking hours every day on your phone. And obviously you wouldn't be on your phone when you're at work because no one does that. So it's literally when you get home. The thing about that stat is, though, that your phone does everything now.

It's maps, it's calculators, it's your calendar. So you really have to look at what you're doing on your phone in those times. I found a way, and you might know about this, within my iPhone to figure out exactly how long I'm spending on each app. I've tried to avoid this. I'm going to do it with you in just a second. But just to give you some context, this is me, someone who's open to saying I'm addicted to my phone.

And what are you spending the most time on? I am spending 50% of my time on my phone on Instagram. One app takes up half the time on my phone. I am spending 14 hours a week on Instagram alone. That is actually scary. That's two hours a day. You love a selfie though, don't you? Yeah, well.

After this perm comes in, there'll be probably 15 hours of time on Instagram. Do you think that's bad? Do you think that's bad? I'm not going to say anything because you've got my phone right now. And I'm going to let you know how you can do's bad? Do you think that's bad? I'm not going to say anything Because you've got my phone right now And I'm going to let you know How you can do this

While you're listening as well Because it's not until You figure out your numbers That you can really go Shit I've got a problem So if you have an iPhone You'll be able to do this On Android too

But you'll have to Google how If you have an iPhone Go into settings Scroll down to battery And then straight away It takes a second to load But it's going to come up With your data.

Straight away, Bree, I can see you're the same as me. In fact, slightly more. 51% of your time on your phone is spent on Instagram. Yeah, I love a bit of time on the gram. If you tap the little clock to the side of that, it's going to give it to you in hours. Oh, no. Oh, well, this doesn't count because I just had the weekend.

In the last 24 hours, you have spent 1.9 hours on Instagram. So you're the same as me. That's so sad. Let's look over the week, though. So remembering I'm doing 14 hours, actually 14.4 a week. You have 12.6. Oh, that's healthy. Yeah.

You're fine. Yeah, just don't look at Tinder or Bumble. I thought I'd make you feel a little bit better this afternoon, Clint. You know how, obviously, my life at the moment, it's a shambles. Oh, you are my favourite thing in my life because the hot mess that you are,

like I don't claim, no, no, no, hang on. I don't claim to have everything together in my life. Right. But being friends with you makes me feel perfect. And you know what? I'm not going to even deny that. I totally agree. My life is all over the shop at the moment.

No, but you're living your something life. Yeah, I'm living – You're having fun. You're having fun. I'm having fun. And I thought on the weekend, I was like, I need to get it together here. I need to try and adult just a little bit, just for a little amount of time. You know how much I love Uber Eats?

If there was gold status for Uber Eats, you would be gold elite. I'd be a VIP member, for sure. They'd give you your own Prius. Just for my deliveries alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I thought I need to get it together a little bit here and I might cook a soup. And I thought to myself, you know, that's adult.

I can cook a soup and then I can have it over the next couple of days. Can you cook a soup? Because I've eaten at your house once and we had a cheese board. I mean lovely cheese board. Mate, I can make a great cheese board. Can you? Well, you be the judge of if I can make a soup or not. So I've got all the ingredients together,

decided to make a chicken soup. How good's chicken soup? Wow, great for the soul, I heard. Love it. So I've put all the ingredients in and it took me ages to cut all this stuff up to put it in this damn soup. And last thing to go in was the chicken wings. Put in all these chicken wings.

Yeah. It was great. Left the soup on the stove to cook for about an hour and I come back to check and I'm stirring through this soup and I've slowly picked up, I've seen the carrots in there and the celery and then I see this weird object that's in the soup. Yeah. And I kind of look at it and then I look at it again

and I scoop it up with the soup. Yeah. And I kind of look at it and then I look at it again and I scoop it up with the spoon. Mate, I've realised at that point, you know in chicken wings in the container how there's that spongy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you've souped up the chicken pad. The chicken pad. The sanitary chicken pad. Literally the sanitary chicken pad.

Oh my God. Had been in the soup for an hour. Had it soaked up all your soup? It was very absorbent. Okay. I want to ask you. No, I want to know. In your opinion, knowing me, what do you think I did next?

I, okay, okay. Impressionable people listening at home, just getting their heads around cooking. I am no expert. I don't believe you should consume a soup that has had that in there. Makes me feel ill. I, knowing how much effort you would have gone to

to create this, and how far down the track you would have gotten, I believe you would have fished it out and consumed the soap. I did and I also gave it to my housemate Annabelle. Oh, you are horrific. That's good. I've always wanted my own theme song. And now you've got one. Yeah, it's good. I've always wanted my own theme song.

And now you've got one. Yeah, it's good. So we're currently P-Day. P-Day. We're halfway through, or we're actually more than halfway through. I think we're very close to being done. The ladies from Vivo Hair Salon have just taken a step back.

I've had all my bits rinsed out. Can I just say, if you've never had a perm before, the stuff that they put in your hair smells horrific. Yeah, it smells like Rotorua. Okay, again, that's an attack on my home. That's what Isabel said from Vivo Hair. It smells like the most pungent parts of Rotorua. Yeah, you're right. And I love it.

It's great. The girls have done a fantastic job. Have they? Because I haven't seen it yet. Can I say, trust me, they've done a fantastic job. Have they? Because I haven't seen it yet. Can I say, trust me, they've done a fantastic job. Very, very good. And you can go see the girls

at 75 different salons around New Zealand, nationwide, Vivo Hair and Beauty. Once you see this and I have blazed the fashion trail that I'm sure I'm about to, this is the place to go to achieve my look. Can we name this the Clint? Is that too far? Might be too far.

A little bit too far. But what I want to do this afternoon is because obviously these ladies aren't your normal hairdressers. No. And what you're doing right now is cheating on your normal hairdresser. Yeah, that is also true. Which his name is Shannon.

Yeah. And how long has he been doing your hair? Shannon has been cutting my hair for about eight years. That is a long time. He's my guy. It's a long partnership. No one knows the top of my head better than that man. You know? He has spent hours.

Clint Offair said, no one knows my hair like Shannon. Well, they don't. They don't. They don't. I think you should do hair like Shannon. Well, they don't. They don't. They don't. They don't. I think you should do the right thing. Well, yeah. And be honest and you should call Shannon this afternoon and tell him that you've cheated

on him. All right. Put him through. We've racked up the number here to call Shannon. You need to be honest with him. Tell him what's going on. How do you think he'll feel? I hope not too bad.

I hope not betrayed. Okay. Hi, you've reached the phone of Shannon Faulkner. I can't answer right now. Oh, that's the wrong Shannon. Hang that up, Harry. Which Shannon was that? A different Shannon.

Let's just post this in. Was that another friend of yours, was it? Here's the number here, okay? Dial that one. Oh, my God. This is live radio, ladies and gentlemen. These sort of things can happen. Harry, quick on the buttons.

Thanks, Haz. Oh. Here we go. Clint's dropped his phone. He's nervous now. No, we're good. We're good. All right, here we go.

Your hairdresser. Hello? Shannon. Yeah, hey, how's it going, man? Hey, it's Clint. Hey, um... Yeah, how are you, man? Yeah, I'm good.

I just wanted to let you know that I've almost finished getting a perm. Yep. And I didn't get it done with you, obviously. So, first of all, sorry for cheating on you. No, that's all right, mate. I don't know if I would do that to you, mate. How do you, like, what do you think? Like, you know how my hair operates.

Shannon, hello. Bree here from ZM. How are you? Hey, how's it going? Shannon, I need to ask. Do you think Clint can pull off this perm? It's a toughie. I reckon if it was a little bit longer on top, maybe. to ask, do you think Clint can pull off this perm? Oh, it's a toughie. I reckon if it was a little bit

longer on top, maybe. Like, I've only conned one person into getting a perm before. I love that you say conned. Yeah, conned. Yeah. And I said, you know, oh, you'll look like Dougie Howlett. But he didn't.

Do you think I'll look like Doug Howlett? Oh. I don't know, oh, you'll look like Dougie Howlett. Let him get him. Do you think I'll look like Doug Howlett? Oh. I don't know, buddy. This is the big question, okay, because I know that with you I'm in safe hands. If this doesn't come off well, do you think you can fix it? Oh, anything's fixable, mate. Shannon's schedule is all booked up for the next two months, Clint,

so you're going to have to live with that perv for two months at least. Okay. I feel like he wasn't longer. Yeah. It might look a little bit... Shannon, I'll give you a live update because Clint hasn't seen it yet. No, I haven't seen it. I've seen a picture of it online.

It's looking very good. It's looking really good. That's looking good. Okay. How's the scalp, man? Burning. It feels like my head's on fire. It feels like there's needles going into my scalp.

All right, that's enough out of you. Thanks so much, Shannon. Appreciate your time. Brie and Clint on ZDM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Pretty simple.

You give us your birthday, we put it into the computer, and we figure out what song was number one on your 16th birthday. Welcome to the show, Holly. Hello, Holly. Hello. Before you tell us your birthday, what's your idea on men with perms? Oh, not, no. Just say yes, Holly.

Say yes. I mean, yeah, they're great. See, I believed her. What's your birthday, Holly? 27th of October. And what was the year? 91. Cool.

So you were 16 in 2007 on the 27th of October, and this is your birthday banger. Yes. Good one. Good one. Real good one. He was one of my first ever radio interviews. Sean Kingston.

How was it? Because I haven't heard great things. He was so lit. If I lit, you mean like... Yeah, they definitely did some hot boxing in the car and it wasn't KFC, if you know what I mean. All right. Hey, good luck, Holly.

Nice work, Holly. Let's go to Sarah. Hello, Sarah. Hiya. What's your birthday? 2nd of December, 93. Okay, Sarah, you were 16 in 2009 on the 2nd of December and this was top of the charts.

Oh, Brie celebrity doppelganger self-planned. All right, okay, yep. You know, it's really awkward. Sarah, have you ever seen a picture of Kesha? Yeah. Have you ever seen a picture of Brie? Yeah. Yeah, what do you reckon?

Similar? Yeah. Oh! I had this guy, I went out on Saturday night, this guy followed me around for an hour because he loved Kesha

and he goes, I just have to say, and I was like, I get it. Again, no one... We're not hooking up. Again, there's no one here to corroborate that story, Brie.

Just you. Last one for Birthday Banger, Chelsea. Hello, welcome to the show. Hello, Chels. Hi, guys. What's your birthday? 28th of the 2nd, 1990.

Okay, Chelsea, you were 16 in 2006 on the 28th of Feb, and this was Top of the Chart. Oh, Bob Sinclair. That's a rock-solid classic. Love Generation. Yeah, do you like that, Chelsea? Yeah, that's a goodie. Remind you of your 16th birthday?

I can't remember much, but yeah. All right. Do you remember any guys with perms, Chelsea? No. Okay, just you and me now. I mean, mate, they're three people. What are you feeling today for birthday banger? Are you feeling Sean Kingston, Kesha, or Bob Sinclair's love generation? Why do you call him Bob Sinclair? Because that's his name. What do you call him? Bob Sinclair. Oh, whatever. What are you voting for?

I'm going for Sean Kingston. Me too. I really like that song. I like that song too. Oh, is this straight up agreeance? Yeah. Fantastic. Hey, Holly, guess what?

We're playing your birthday banger. You're welcome, girl. Thank you. You're a beautiful girl. That's why it'll never work. You'll have me so, so. That's weird how it loops out suicidal a whole lot. I forgot about that part of the song.

That's the winner of Birthday Banger. Sean Kingston beating out Kasia and Bob Sinclair. Bob Sinclair. Brie and Clint on ZDM. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-birm. Clint gets a firm, gets am. Clint gets a perm. Gets a perm. Clint gets a perm. For the last two weeks, Clinton, we've been on a journey.

Oh, what a quest. You, the people. Yeah. One dream. One purpose. And that was for you to get a perm. Pioneer the perm. Pioneer the perm.

Do a men's fashion first, you said. Bring back a style that nobody's doing, you said. I'm just trying to help you out. Yeah. I'm just trying to, you know, put you into the stratosphere of men's fashion. You let the people decide, and they decided yes. They abandoned me and my hour of need, and here we are.

I feel good. And just to set the scene, all afternoon since three o'clock, we've been in here with the girls from Vivo Hair and Beauty all around New Zealand. You can go get the same look. They're calling it the Clint. The Clint.

That's what they're calling it. Yeah. You just go in store, you say, I need the Clint. They'll know what you're talking about. Isabel and Alida have been here all afternoon. They've done an amazing job. Isabel, did you have anything you want to say to our mate Clint? You know, I think it looks really good.

I think you're going to be very happy with your transformation. Hey, thank you, Isabel. No, it looks really good. Definitely starting a trend there. Okay. Isabel, are you more attracted to him now that he's got a perm? Oh, that's a difficult question. That's enough from you, Isabel.

I am sitting here blindfolded. I have not seen myself for about an hour and a half. I want to touch it. I want to at least just feel it and get an idea for the texture, but I've stopped myself from doing that as well. It looks like it'd be really soft. Yeah. So this afternoon we're actually live on Instagram.

Instagram right now. If you want to see Clint seeing himself for the first time with a perm, are you ready, mate? No. Yeah, yeah. I'm ready as I can be. Look, I don't want to drag down the mood, but your wife Lucy did message

in to the Brian Clint Instagram page. Yeah. And there was some swear words used. She is not a fan of this. So if she's listening, please don't hate me. It will grow out. Um, alright. I think we can have a drum roll. Yeah. Are you ready? So hang on, what's gonna happen? We get a drum roll I think we can have a drum roll. Yeah. Are you ready?

So hang on, what's going to happen? We get a drum roll. We're going to have a drum roll. Remove the blindfold. At the end of the drum roll, I want you to remove your blindfold. And how am I going to be able to see myself? There's a massive mirror that we've dragged into the studio here. Okay. All right?

Yeah, I'm ready. All right, Cam, hit the drum roll. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What do you think? I... Okay. I think you look like a brunette Justin Timberlake. I look like a curly Jekyll and Hyde.

On three quarters of my head, I have this curly, kind of sheepy looking mop top. And then on the side of my head that was too short to get rollers into, it's completely straight. On one side of my head, it's not permed at all.

You can cut that bit off. I've got a three quarter perm. And then this part just sort of flops down as if I ran out of money in the middle of getting my hair done or something. Well, it's not our fault. It's not our fault you had a weird haircut. Oh, my God.

I feel like, you know when you pat like a poodle? That's what it feels like. I feel like I've got poodle hair. Sit, boy. Sit. Oh, my God. Hey, mate. Who were the people that were in here while I was blindfolded going,

you know what, I think you actually look quite good. Mate, you're welcome. Clint gets a perm 2018. Yeah, thanks. What's next? We don't know. Yeah, I can't wait to get both of your nipples pierced. You know, too late. Just because the people want it. Brie and Clint on ZDM. I've just seen

my new hairdo, my perm, and having reacted the way that I did, Brie, I actually feel a little bit bad. Like, I'm so conflicted at the moment. A leader slaved. I know. A leader.

There were ladies in here. They've done a fantastic job. It's just a shock. She didn't have much to work with. It's just a shock. And she's really, really done. I have very short hair. You've got a curly fringe now.

Can you touch it? Touch it. Feel it. Feel what it. It feels soft. It feels thick. Yeah, it does feel... It's like an afro.

On one side, I feel entitled to be like... Because when I wanted to come at this with a positive attitude too, I wanted to look and go, look, it's going to be great. I hate it. Like, I absolutely hate it.

But I don't want to take away from the job that they've done as well. Do you understand what I'm saying? I get what you're saying. I just had a big whinge about it, and then I looked over at the ladies who had been doing my hair for so long. I was like, it's not your fault. You did what we asked us to do.

Literally what we asked. But I just want you to know, so we're absolutely clear. You love it. I hate it. Right. Free and clit on ZDM. Look, me, myself, I'm not a big Twitter user. No. I don't go big Twitter user. No.

I don't go on Twitter much. Don't enjoy it? I mean, I think it's for celebrities more so. Good for sport. For a celebrity rant. You know, when Kanye wants to hop on and say some weird stuff. When Charlie Sheen's done a lot of nose candy, where does he hit? Twitter.

When Donald Trump wants to start a nuclear war, where does he hit he head? Twitter. It's great. When Donald Trump wants to start a nuclear war, where does he head? Twitter. Twitter. It's great. But I stumbled across this hilarious thread on Twitter last night where Twitter users started debating how would you define third base? Oh, great question. And the responses are truly hilarious.

I've got no idea what any of the bases are. Yeah, neither. Like officially. And like obviously people listening all have an idea of what we're talking about, but just let's say it's fine for kids to listen because these are totally not that. Sure, okay. So these are what Twitter, the world of Twitter,

has described as what they believe going to third base is. Fantastic. Let's go to number one. Okay. Third base is making him listen to your sad songs playlist and then explaining the varied, overly specific reasons why each song makes you sad. You know, that's a very deep part of any relationship.

Isn't it? That's a moment. You're like, this song means so much to me because I've broken up. And he left me because I got a perm. That could be a new one for you soon. Number two, third base is letting someone type something into your browser search bar unattended and accepting that the autofill is probably going to give away

the inner workings of your psyche. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't think I'd be letting anyone on my search history. Nothing like cookies to really get to know somebody. Yeah, I've definitely Googled more things than perm in the last week. Let's go to number three. Third base is when the barista asks if you want the usual. That's when you have that relationship, that connection.

It's third base with your barista. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Number four. Still don't know their name though. And sometimes they know your name and they're like, Hey, Clint. And you're like, oh, good to see you, man. Ba-ba-ba-rista.

What about third base is when they show you pictures of their dog? Oh. No. Oh, it's intimate. Yeah, it is intimate. I think people are doing that on the first date though. A guy actually showed me pictures of his dog on the weekend. Yeah, well, mate.

And that was the first time I met him. There you go. That's a serious relationship. Hit a third baser on the weekend. What about third base is Snapchatting them with a paw strip on your nose? I've seen you do this before. Not a paw strip, but definitely a hydration mask. Can I say, can I say, they cannot open a Sephora in New Zealand soon enough.

That's all I'll say. Mate, what about going to third base is having a fight in countdown? Yeah. Oh, you know the relationship is the next level. I reckon that's whatever's past home base and then you're running out of the stadium. If you're fighting in public, particularly if you're doing it in pyjamas,

or is it the end? I don't know. And my favourite one to round out, what people on Twitter think going to third base is. Third base is letting them hold your phone when it's unlocked. There you go. That's what it is. Brie and Clint on ZDM.

Real talk here for a second, and I need you to take me semi-seriously, even though I have a perm, okay? Can you do that for me? Yes, of course I can, Clinton. I, today, think I may have learned a valuable life lesson. What did you do that for me? Yes, of course I can, Clinton. I today think I may have learned a valuable life lesson. What did you do? So I use an accountant for the work that I do to do my taxes.

I use an accountant. Right. Just helps me tidy up everything. Let's me know I'm not going to jail. And you're probably not very good at maths. Exactly. I'd rather not do that stuff. And today I got a tax refund.

It's pretty good actually. Hell yeah. Yeah, you know that feeling when you get one at the end of the year and it's slightly more than you thought? So good. It ended up being a couple of grand. Whoa. Yeah, yeah.

And so we also, Lucy, my wife and I, we recently bought our first house. So we're looking at this 40-year mortgage thing and going, oh my God. You need to put all the extra money into the mortgage. I'm kind of a bit obsessed with paying off the mortgage, like to the point that I just – it's all I think about. I'm trying to relate to you, and I feel like I'm the same with my student loan.

Yeah, yeah, okay. And so I said to the accountant, I said, look, okay, well, in my position, what would you do? Would you take would you take- Don't ask an accountant. Well, I said to him, would you take it and put it straight on the mortgage or would you leave it in this account for next year's taxes? You know, get ahead of next year. Because I thought being an accountant, he might be like, oh, you never know when your bill's

going to come in kind of thing. The advice that he gave me really caught me off guard. And he said, look, I'm going to give you the advice that an accountant probably shouldn't give you. Put it all on black. He said that he was very similar to me. Like when he was my age, he was obsessed with the idea of paying off his mortgage and getting his debt down and that sort of thing.

How old is he? Just to give us some context. He would be in his 50s, I reckon. Okay. So he should have some life lessons. Yeah, yeah, wiser than me. He said his wife also really wanted to go to Europe, that she'd never been to Europe before

and she really wanted to go to Europe. Right. He reckons there are about three times where he was in the position, they came into a bit of money where they could go and take that trip and together they could go to Europe for the first time. But they didn't take it. He put the money on the mortgage instead oh no his wife got cancer and she died before they ever

got to go on that trip you're kidding me yeah and he said to me this is the realest thing i've had in ages he said to me look i would rather still be in debt. I'd rather be in debt for the rest of my life if it meant that me and her got to go and have that experience before she died. Real chat, hey? Real chat. And it's so true because life is so short and you become obsessed with getting ahead and saving and all that stuff. But you don't think about living your life in the moment. That's it. And I've been racking my brain trying to figure out what the lesson is because I don't think that it's ignore your responsibilities

and spend all your money on holidays. But I think it's somewhere between that and what I'm doing at the moment. And I think you probably said it quite well. It's probably living the moment a little bit. I've got it. Take half, go on a holiday. The other half goes on the mortgage. And then take a little bit and give that to me. His advice?

Spend the whole lot. He goes Really? You'll have your mortgage forever. Don't worry about it. It'll pay itself off eventually. Go and enjoy it. Looks like you're going to Europe, Clint. My favourite part of the weekend was last night when I got to see the live final of Survivor New Zealand.

I thought it was when your flatmate bought home those spicy chicken nuggets from McDonald's. I mean, that was great too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was very good. But it was so exciting. Last night we saw there was Tess, there was Dave, and there was Lisa, and they crowned the Soul Survivor.

Is that what they call it? The Soul Survivor? Yes it is. Sounds like a funky disco song. I know but it's a massive title. $250,000 and we have the Soul Survivor sitting in the studio right now. Hello Lisa! Hello! Sorry if that was a spoiler if you haven't watched it.

She has won. Lisa congratulations. Thank you. Has it sunk in yet? It's starting to, but still not really. Because you're a massive super fan of the show. Yeah. And obviously we saw on the show all these bucket list things

that you were ticking off. This is obviously the ultimate bucket list. Yeah. This is the one thing I never wanted to say, like, okay, and when I win, you know, I'm going to. But, yeah, I the one thing I never wanted to say like okay and when I win you know I'm gonna but yeah I did win and I can't believe it. Can I ask you some nitty gritty questions about life

on an island? Great, yes. How much weight did you lose? Like six kilos. Six kilos. It's like 10% of my body weight. But you don't have any weight to lose. Yeah, that's the So as a percentage that's mega. Yeah, a lot. I read a lot about people getting constipated on the island.

Poor Adam. Was that an issue for you? Speaking of nitty gritty. Don't answer that one. What's the longest amount of time you went without a solid meal? No, no. I was about to say, I thought we were moving past that question. Yeah, yeah.

How long did you go? The longest amount of time without eating something? Without eating anything? Yeah. Oh, yeah, not that long. But maybe like eating something would be like, you know, two spoonfuls of rice in like a day, you know? So we never didn't have any food, but such a tiny amount.

250 grand. Is it in your bank account yet? I don't think so. Is it tax free? I think amount. $250,000. Is it in your bank account yet? I don't think so. Is it tax free? I think so, but you better be sure I'm going to be quadruple checking that. Do not want to get in trouble on that one. Tell us what you're spending it

on. A little bit of travel with me and my son. Board games. What's your favourite board game? Mysterium. I haven't played that nah it's like a modern board game is there a dream purchase

as well aside from the travel is there one thing that you really want to get do you want to get one of those bendy TVs do you want to get a GoPro the thing is I haven't really thought about it

because I didn't want to like think about it I didn't want to start thinking oh I want it I'm going to do this so I haven't really thought about it

because you've ticked off everything on your bucket list for Survivor do you have now a new bucket list that you want to tick off? No. I didn't even really go into Survivor with a bucket list. Maybe The Bachelor.

Just like a bowl. Oh, yeah, yeah. Next show. My reality TV career is just beginning. No, no, it's not. There's one more thing we want to do with you this afternoon, and this is more for you, okay? It's a nice thing for you.

Yeah. How good did it feel hearing those words come out of Matt's mouth yesterday? The winner of Survivor Thailand and $250,000 is... Lisa. It's just like a moment I dreamed about for a really long time. You'd love to relive that, right? Um, yeah. We should relive it right now.

And it's a great reason for us to just call Matt Chisholm, who I really like. We have Matt on the phone. Hi, Matt. Oh, my God, is he there? G'day, mate. Hello, Matt. How are you?

I'm good. I miss you. The feeling's mutual, Bree. Matt, what we want to do this afternoon is, I mean, massive moment for Lisa last night. You absolutely nailed it, can I say? Absolutely killed it. Live TV, not an easy thing to do.

We want to relive the moment where you crowned Lisa as the sole survivor and just recreate that moment. Can we do that this afternoon? Okay. Are we live that this afternoon? Okay. Are we live on the radio now? Yeah, we're live on the radio, Matt. You are having a laugh. No, we're not.

We're not. The winner of Survivor Thailand and the $250,000 is Lisa. Yes, it is. It's Lisa. Lisa, I actually, Matt, you can't see her, but she was actually getting just as excited as she was last night. It's a really good thing to hear. Were you not sure who was going to win then, Lisa?

No. The second time around. No. Oh, the second time around. Yeah, I mean, you know, Bree played a good game, but I thought I had to hear it. I tried hard. Hey, Matt, sorry to rattle your cage this afternoon, man.

I know you're off the clock. We'll leave you be, okay? Thanks, Matt. Yeah, thanks for getting me involved anyway. Well done, Lisa. Well deserved. Thank you so much. Matt Chisholm, hottest man on New Zealand television right now.

See you, Matt. Bye. Lisa, congratulations again. Thank you. Enjoy your travel. Enjoy your $250,000. See you, Lisa. Brie and Clint on ZDM. I have an you. Enjoy your travel. Enjoy your $250,000. See you later.

Brie and Clint on ZDM. I have an issue and it's not that one. Throwing me under the bus, is it? I have an issue of etiquette and I need your advice. What did you do? No, I did nothing. But I'd like to know in the future what the right thing to do is because I like to think of myself as a polite person, but I also like to think of myself as a considerate person.

To give a bit of context, if someone at lunch has something in their teeth, I'll tell them. You tell them? I love people that tell. But I'll tell them quietly. Good. I'll just be like, hey, or I'll message them.

And I'll be like, hey, have you got your phone? And then they'll look at their phone and then they'll go, oh, thank you. That's so considerate. But if everybody else can see it and they're oblivious to it, I think they should know. So with that context, I went to the gym this morning

and in the class that I was in, one of the ladies had a wardrobe issue. She had- She wasn't wearing a bra. No, lower. Okay. She had... She wasn't wearing a bra. No, lower. Right. She had... Now the term, the official term is,

if there's sensitive ears in the vehicle, maybe just give us a second. Oh no. Oh, I know what it is. It's an animal, isn't it? Yeah. They live in the desert. They have humps.

She had a camel toe. Yeah. It's a natural thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, humps. Shattered camel toe. Yeah. It's a natural thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Okay, now we know what you're talking about.

The swim was quite bad. Oh, no. And by quite bad, I mean it was like quite a long way up there. So they were very high up. Yeah. And I wouldn't normally look. Like I wouldn't try and avoid that area. I don't want to be that creep at the gym who's checking people out.

But it was quite obvious. And they had a loose top at the top, which probably, I don't think they knew. I don't think they knew. So you think they thought their top was covering it. Maybe. Maybe. Now bearing in mind, I said nothing. But this is what I want to know.

If it was you, like food in your teeth, would you want to know? Would you – Oh, God. Would you want somebody to just – Like that famous and massive hit song said, fix yourself, girl. You can't get – Not your place, mate. You can't account. Not your place, mate.

Not your place to say anything. Not my place to say anything. Brie and Clint on ZDM. When you think about New Zealand, right, housing prices in this country have gone through the roof. Mega, yeah. They're so expensive. Like, first home buyers, it's a struggle.

Yeah. And I came across this story online that read the most expensive piece of property in New Zealand. Sure. So it's literally the most expensive piece of property you can actually buy in New Zealand. Okay. Which you actually can't buy it, but it's worth the most. You know who owns it? Eden Park. No.

Where the All Blacks play. No, not a stadium, like an actual piece of property. Well, that may, it is a piece of property. The Roman Catholic Bishop Church. The nuns. They own this piece of land that's in Auckland, in Ponsonby, which is worth $38 million. Ooh.

I mean, Jesus. Holy Christ almighty. That is a lot, isn't it? Where is it in Ponsonby? So apparently it's at 30 New Street in Ponsonby, and they've been there for a long, long time. The full block is, I think it's huge. Oh, no, this is saying that a 500 square metre block in Ponsonby is currently, you pay like

five million. Yeah. So it's obviously a lot bigger than that. Five million for 500 square metres? Yeah. Far out. That's crazy. And it got me thinking, if they did sell it, what would they do with the cash?

The nuns? The nuns. But then I also thought, how would they have bought that in the first place? And then I remembered, at my church, you know, they always send around those things. Oh, the collection plate. Yeah. Maybe I should do that at my house. You think they've bought it from the gold coins that people have chucked in there every Sunday. Yeah, that collection plate. Yeah. Maybe I should do that at my house. You think they've bought it from the gold coins

that people have chucked in there every Sunday. Yeah, that's true. It's a crazy amount of money. $38 million. They might do good things with the money. They might. If they sold it and they pulled the money out of it, they could do some good things.

You see a couple of nuns just driving around in Ferraris. Especially in Ponsonby as well. Yeah, two nuns pull up in Porsches. Wow. And they buy avocado on toast. Another good rich joke. Let us proclaim the mystery of faith. Avocado on toast for the Holy Communion

and Hennessy for the blood of Christ. What church are you going to? I want to go to that church. Brie and Clint on ZDM.