ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 30th 2019

Episode Date: July 30, 2019

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. It's our second podcast back. Yesterday, before the show, our head of social media, Ali Harwood, put a picture up on our Instagram, just before the show, and it said, we're back! Name a more iconic duo. Because that's a saying, right? Yeah, you say, name a more iconic duo.

I'll wait. So she's put that up. And God do we wish she hadn't but i did say actually don't answer that yeah but then everyone decided to answer it would you like to hear some of the more iconic duos that people have come through with because boy did they come through with some yes uh bonnie and clyde oh bonnie and clyde's good they're dead so uh you're dead inside savage thrush and antibiotics yeah oh they do go hand in hand that is a good combo um clint and his cats oh that's nice well they're not very good at radio barack obama and joe biden that's good yeah no barack and and what's his wife's name? Michelle Obama. Michelle would have been better. Oh, no, you can't even name her.

Clint and his under eye bags. Oh, come on. Yeah, pretty iconic. Jason PJ. Yep. No, yep. Oh, this is awkward. Well, they left.

Okay. They left you. They don't even love you. They left. I actually heard them you. They don't even love you. They left. I actually heard them saying that New Zealand stinks. Yeah, I heard them say that. I was listening to their show, too. They actually said the if word. Can we say that on the podcast?

Actually, Ben, you can put a beep in this. They said, f*** the All Blacks. Yeah. Yep. And then... You can make a real bad joke then. And then You can make a real bad joke then And then PJ did We could go on

We could go on But I don't think we will So here's today's podcast Enjoy it everybody You're welcome And then she did That's so good. ZM, let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance.

ZM's Brie and Clint. Kia ora, everybody, and welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Great to be here. Happy Tuesday afternoon, everyone. Good to be back for two days in a row. You will remember, if you've been listening to the show for a little bit, that we had a bit of a scare. Well, Bree said she was in Fiji on Celebrity Treasure Island,

and then news comes out about someone who was squatting inside Channing Tatum's house, and all the timelines seem to sync up. Everything kind of seemed like it was absolutely, definitely Bree that was squatting in Channing Tatum's house. It did seem that way, yes. Yeah, and you assured us that it wasn't. Well, an image of the squatter has just been released and it's just gone live to the Bree and Clint social media.

I mean, you need to see it to make up your own mind. So I would encourage you to go to Bree and Clint on Instagram or Bree and Clint on Facebook right now and you just say, does this person, this is the release image of the person who was found inside Channing's house, does it look like Bree? Can I see? Yeah, you can say, does this person in this, like this is the release image of the person who was found inside Channing's house. Does it look like Bree? Can I see?

Yeah, you can see. Yeah. I mean, it's an uncanny resemblance in my mind. You photoshopped. I mean, it looks like a photoshop to me. I can see why you would say that because it's an active ongoing court case for you. I mean, a looks like a Photoshop to me. I can see why you would say that because it's an active ongoing court case for you. I mean, a good Photoshop nonetheless.

I didn't Photoshop. Anyone out there, you guys Photoshop that? No, I don't know how to use Photoshop. That's a raw photo taken straight from the Daily Mail. Can we get this show on the road because I need to be at court later. It would be great to get a bit of consensus, you know, and let us know, does this look like Brie?

In your opinion, is that Brie? The picture is live on our Instagram, Brie and Clint right now. You guys are idiots, honestly. They're going to come after me. Why? What did you do? Because they're going to start thinking it was actually me. If the shoe fits, you know what they say. Next, very easy question,

but one that's kind of divided our team a little bit today. How much do you pay to get your hair done? What do you get? One of Ellie's friends has been caught in a classic stitch-up that they've pulled on themselves. They've really muffed up their own hair appointment. So we're going to talk about that to start the show.

It's unravelled a whole conversation where I think it's going to divide the audience. Unless you're bald. Unless you're bald. In which case, kick back, relax, and enjoy these sweet tunes. ZM Spree and Clint. ZM.

On a Saturday night in the summer. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Welcome to the studio, producer Ellie. Hello. Tell us about how your friend stitched themselves up with a haircut fail. Yeah, basically, my best friend Jesse, he booked a haircut the other day online, did it through a portal, paid online, booked an appointment and all that.

I know. How good. Our greatest friend and our biggest enemy. Exactly. Then he goes to the hairdressers, sits down, sits in the seat, has his haircut. Yeah. And at the end they're like, all right, that's $40, please.

And he's like, oh, no, no, I've paid online. And they were like, no, no, no, no, you haven't. So Jesse pulled up the confirmation email that he had from the online order, whatever you call it, and it turns out he'd actually booked a different haircut place, and so he had to pay twice. So he couldn't get a refund on the other haircut. So he went back to the other place to say, hey, look, I didn't fulfill the haircut. Can I have my refund?

And the guy said, no, you're not getting a refund. And you should have come here. Looked up at his head. Savage. I know. Was it the same company? Or did he like book just cuts and went to sharing shed or something? I think it was different.

I don't know how he did that. Dumb. But yeah, he did that. He paid twice and stitched himself up. That's weird to me too. That's weird to me too. At least it's a bit closer to the price of a female haircut now. Yeah.

Also, it's weird to me because surely you go to the same place every time to get your haircut? This is why I'm confused, to be honest. Nah, not all guys. My brother's very all over the place. He shops around. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he doesn't get a haircut often enough.

Risky. Yeah, because I think he leaves it too long and he'll go to one place and they cut it too short so then he'll try somewhere else. Oh, I see. I mean, risky on the they don't know what you like, but risky on the chat factor too. True. Find the person you enjoy talking to and keep going back there.

Well, that's true. That's a big factor for me actually. Especially for a girl when you're in there for four hours. How long do we have to sit at the hairdressers? I haven't had my hair done in two years because I'm dreading just sitting there for so long. Yeah. Also the bill's not great. No, no.

Yeah. How much, Clint, is the most you've ever paid to get your hair done? I think once I went and got a real fancy Seville's haircut. Here we go. And I paid $75. Oh, no, no.

Heaven forbid. But in general, in general, my haircuts cost $35. Oh, God, I hate you. Yeah. What about you, Ellie? How much have you spent on your hair? $280. Oh, Christ on a bite.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you look great. I mean, no, I don't. Thank you. But $280, you get Christ on a bike. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you look great. No, I don't. Thank you. For $280, you could get a nice wig. Exactly. Oh, it wouldn't be a great wig.

No, I suppose not. I used to get my hair chemically straightened. How much was that? That would cost, by the time I got some colour and a trim, be around $800. Oh, my God. Can I say I'm over girls straightening their hair? You should go natural. You should go natural.

Well, I don't get it straightened anymore. No. But you straighten it yourself. Yeah, but I leave a wave. I want to meet the real you. You've met the real me. I know, and I like her. I like her.

It's like she's just come out of the surf. You know where you can meet the real me? On Celebrity Treasure Island airs August 18th. You'll see the real me, trust me. So you say $270 for you, Ellie. Yeah. But how often are you getting it done? Well, the last time I got it done was two years ago.

Yes, you can't afford it. Yeah. But Ben and I are paying $35 every six weeks kind of thing. So maybe it balances out. Maybe. Maybe it evens out. Yeah, but you're fancy. Not all guys get their hair cut that often.

And a lot of girls. Clint goes to me the other day, he's like, Oh, it's been six weeks. I really need a cut. Some guys get their hair cut that often. And a lot of girls. Clint goes to me the other day, he's like, oh, it's been six weeks. I really need a cut. Some guys get it done every week. Some guys need that fresh fade. Yeah, the guys who have the fade and they want to keep it tight every week. I believe that.

Every week. Wow, that's a lot of grooming. It is. Well, let's find out. Let's ask the people. Oh, 800 dials at M. How much have you spent on your hair? Yeah. Or how much? How much do at M. How much have you spent on your hair? Yeah.

Or how much? How much do you spend? How much do you spend on your hair? I want to know your costs. Yeah. I want to know your regular. What are you getting done? Yeah.

Are you getting a trim? Are you getting a colour? Are you getting a fade? A perm. Are you getting a perm? A perm. Actually. No one's getting a perm.

Fun fact. It was one year today since we did your perm. Is that? Fun fact. Yeah. About time we celebrated getting a perm. Fun fact, it was one year today since we did your perm. Is that? Fun fact. About time we celebrated with another perm. It's just grown out. 0800 dial ZM, let us know how much to get you herded. You can text us on 9696.

Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We were just talking about before Ellie's friend who accidentally stitched himself up and had to pay for two haircuts, which turned out to be about 75 bucks. And then we got on the topic of how much it costs to go and get your hair done. You go quite often to get your hair cut. No, I maintain that it's not that often. How often? Six weeks, six weekly.

That's fairly often. Yeah, but I've got short hair. Well, I haven't been to the hairdressers in two years. Yeah, and it shows. You're so rude today. No, I just will like. No, that's fair. I'm going soon because I really need to go.

But when I go, how much does it cost when you go to get a haircut? $35. Yeah. Mine's about, if I get foils, probably about $300, $400. But when women go, you guys get nice experience. Don't you guys get like wine and cheese and stuff? You could go get that. Yeah, true.

I could go and get that. You could change hairdressers and get that. Nah, get in and get out. 45 minutes max. I used to go to a hairdresser that used to give you champagne. Oh, that's the one. And it was all the champagne you wanted. It was awesome.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're asking you a very easy question. So then you didn't realise when you paid the bill at the one. And it was all the champagne you wanted. It was awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're asking you very easy questions. So then you didn't realise when you paid the bill at the end how expensive it was. That's a good point. Or if they do a bad job. Exactly. Just get you drunk.

If they're messing it up, they're like, oh, have some more to drink. I love it. Let's go to Tiffany. Hi, Trinity. Not Tiffany. How are you? Hi, Trinity.

Good, thanks. How much do you spend on your hair? Way too much. How much are we talking? So twice a year it costs like $1,200. Oh! Okay, why? Hair extensions?

So I get a keratin treatment. Yep. And a full bleach and a full colour. And what? And then a style and all the blow dry and the rest of it. Some quick math. That's $2,400 a year. That's $200 a month that you're spending on your hair.

Okay. And then every three months, give or take after that, it also costs like $300 as well. Yeah. Just to keep on top of it. Yeah, but I bet you look great. Are you Love Island ready? Cheyenne's here.

Hey, Cheyenne. Hi. How much are you spending on your hair, Cheyenne? Okay, so I go once a year and luckily for me it's my mum's friend's beauty store and so she gives me a discount of half price. So normally it would be

$360 for three different colours, straight pins, styles, thinned out and cut. But I only paid $180. Girl, that's good. You're getting a good deal. Yeah, you should like... Is it like my mum, Cheyenne? Because my mum does her hairdressing out of our laundry

and there's like the washing machine and the dryer going. Oh my gosh, I remember that when I was younger. My mum and dad used to do that too. Seriously? Yeah. I used to walk downstairs into our laundry and this woman would turn around and she'd have a cap on where my mum was doing like bleaching her tips and I'd nearly crap myself.

It was so scary. We did the exact same thing. My mum used to take us to her friend's house to get our haircut in the kitchen. She'd just put us in the kitchen. I remember the first time I went to a real hair place. I was like, whoa, buzzy G. I didn't go to a real hairdresser until I was 18, I reckon.

Same. Yep. Until I, yeah. All right. Hey, Audrey. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. How much are you spending

on your hair, Audrey? Oh, I think I won on this one, I have to say. I spend a whopping $11 on my hair. Oh, $11. I get two or three compliments a week on how lovely my haircut is. How?

That's so cheap. Are you running a kinner? A kinner? No, I'm not. How come so cheap? Oh, just I found this, somebody referred me to this lovely Chinese lady and I've been going there for years and she

does a mean haircut. It's beautiful. I get loads of compliments all the time. Audrey's like, she has no qualifications, but she seems to kind of get it right. She can't charge me anymore. She's an undocumented immigrant. And I said, if you ever put the prices up, I will dob you in.

Hi, Terry. Hi, Terry. How you guys? How you guys? Oh, man's perspective. I like this. How much are you spending on your hair, Terry? In my younger days, a hell of a lot.

Nowadays, not much. Just a simple razor in the shower. You're baldy. Oh, you're lucky. I love a bald man. Can you back me up, Terry? Six weeks for a man is not very often for a haircut, right? Correct. Yeah, see? Thank you, Terry. Terry's bald.

Rachel, last one. How much for your haircut? Mine are free. Free? Is your mum a hairdresser? No. I go on Facebook and then I look out for the training people. Yeah.

I love it. They're almost trained professionals. Yeah, almost. Almost, though, Rachel. Have you ever gotten a bad one? Nah, not at all. They're always just really cool. Like, I get trims or I get my hair thinned out.

I've actually got one coming up this Wednesday. Rachel's like, I actually love the half-shave look. I wanted this. That's what I was going for. It's really convenient. It's just sometimes you have to drop them home after the haircut. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Let's head to Hollywood for Dean McCarthy with the latest.

From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. We've done a big old rebrand on you, Dean. It's now called The Latest. You cool with that, man? You all right with that? Love it.

I like to think of myself as The Latest. Yeah, that's perfect, actually. Yeah, The Latest fresh meat, am I right? Right? By the way, we've now got two daddies on the show. Hey daddy, what's up? Hey daddy, how you doing? Dean's a different kind of daddy for those

listening. I thought you were looking for a daddy. He's got a sweet tooth. He's a sweet tooth daddy. Oh right. Yeah, since I turned 25, everyone's calling me daddy now. It's great. That's right. Now that you're over that 25 hump.

Now tell us, we've talked a little bit about this on the show, Hollywood love contracts. We talked about whether Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift had one back in the day. You're here to tell us that they are a real thing and you've got details on them. Yes. Over the weekend, I hung out with a top PR publicist in Hollywood who looks up to some really big celebrities. And he told me this. It's an absolute real thing. It's always been a rumor.

Here's how it works, right? Two celebrities literally enter a legal contract to date each other, he said, typically for about two years. And it's always to help usually one or both of their careers. Now, one example would be, let's say a big celebrity has a movie coming out and it's a really bad movie and we all know it's going to be bad. He will get into one of these to boost his profile, get some good press and kind of take away from the fact that his movie was going to be a flop. Another example would be if a big celebrity was kind of coming off their stardom and no one's really talking about them and they haven't booked a movie for a while, that's another time they might enter a love contract. Now, the big celebrity usually goes and confronts sort of like five or six other hopeful date lovers, love contract partners, I guess you will.

Yeah. And they kind of, it's kind of like a bachelorette, if you will. And they go and meet with them and they finally find one that kind of works. He wouldn't tell me any exact examples. Tom and Ness. But obviously, like we talked about. Come here, look at that. No, but everyone sees that.

I reckon they're real. I just think they're real. I don't know. You know who was one, Dean? You know who was one? It was Miley Cyrus' sister, Noah Cyrus. And what was that? Rapper guy with the tattoo on his face?

Does anyone remember him? Lil Xan? Yeah, it might have been him. Was it him? And they were dating around the VMAs, yes. Right. And they were kissing on the red carpet and all that stuff. Yuck. They reckon that was a love contract. Dean, in that

situation, who pays and who gets paid? Like, what way does the money go? I don't... Good question. I don't even know whether there's really money. Usually the biggest celebrity, probably the one with more of the cash probably. But I think Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were one. I believe that they were. And I think Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were one. I didn't believe that they were and I think that they got feelings

for each other. Oh, okay. So they started out as an orchestrated thing. Because I'd hate to think that the kids were part of a contract. Like I'd hate to think that Siri Cruise... Surely not. That would have happened afterwards, surely. Surely not.

Okay. Hey, bloody interesting. That's so interesting, Dean. And you don't want to speculate? You don't want to speculate on any couples before you go? No, I think that's about it. No, at first I was like, is Miley and Liam? No, no, no. No, don't even say that.

Don't you dare. It's not about our Miley and Liam. That is Dean McCarthy. She wrote that song about him, Malibu. Live from Hollywood with the latest. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. So I opened up my email yesterday and I had an email from someone by the name of Brie Tomaselli.

My name, obviously, Brie Tomaselli. My name, obviously, Bree Tomasell. But something that you don't know is that we believe our name was changed when my nonna and nonno migrated over at one point. From Italy. From Italy, and they took off the L and the I so that they could fit in more. Isn't it sad when people do that? Yeah. Like I look at like Chinese families and stuff that come to New Zealand

and I mean it's fine if you're happy to do it but sometimes they change their whole names just because they feel like they have to fit in. Yeah and so we believe that our name at some point was actually Tomaselli. Tomaselli. Tomaselli. And I looked at it and went. Hey Brianna Tomaselli. Hey it's a me, Brianna.

It's nice. I took it too far didn't I? No you're the Italian, itiana. It's nice. I took it too far, didn't I? No, you're the Italian. It's fine. It's me who took it too far. Anyway, so this email is from Bree Tomaselli. And I thought, that's weird. That's very similar to my name. And she wrote, this is what she wrote.

So for the past four months now, I've been getting random friend requests on Snapchat. I thought maybe someone put my number on Tinder as a joke or something, but it turns out there's someone with the almost exact same name as me and they've been mixing us up. They've been riding the coattails of your fame. They've been giving you sloppy seconds. So I used to do a lot of stuff on Snapchat.

I'm not on Snapchat anymore, but obviously, yeah, they're adding this girl thinking that it's me. Anyway, I wrote back and I was like, wow, our names are actually nearly the same. That's crazy. Where do you live? And is your last name Italian? Yeah. Anyway, she writes back and says, crazy. I live in Wisconsin, USA. It is Italian, but my grandpa was adopted. So I actually have no idea what I really am. Oh my God. So he was obviously, so let me get this straight. Her granddad, that obviously had the last name Tomaselli, but he was adopted. So technically that wouldn't be his real last name.

No, he was, that's his adopted last name. That's the way I read it. Yeah. Yeah. So technically I'm related to her family. Maybe. No, not her blood family. You might be related to her granddad's adopted family. Yes.

Yeah, that's who I could be related to. So it turns out Definitely not related to this person at all. No, we're not related. How do they spell Bree? They spell it the same way as you? Same way. E-R-E-E. Same way, but that's not my real name. I just decided to spell it like that.

Oh, what? Oh, because your name's Brianna. Yeah. Right. Producers, does it sound like a catfish to you? It sounds like a little bit, like I don't mean to spoil a nice story. It does, yeah. It just sounds like a little bit of a catfish. Maybe. They did ask me for a lot of money.

You know, MKR? I love MKR. Pete and Manu? Yes. You've got Paleo Pete and then you've got lovable Manu. Watch it on TV too, it's great. Manu may have been talking to Pete a bit too much and he's gone and lost a whole bunch of weight. He's been on that paleo buzz.

I did read about this, that he's lost like a considerable amount of weight in like six months. 12 kilos in four months. That's not healthy, is it? Oh, no, no. He's done it in a healthy way. And I'm joking. He didn't actually go paleo.

He didn't go Pete Evans paleo, but he did. Do you want to know how he lost it? Oh no, no, he's done it in a healthy way and I'm joking, he didn't actually go paleo he didn't go Pete Evans paleo, but he did, do you want to know how he lost it? Yeah. Because I'm always fascinated when people have done a successful weight loss journey. Lap band. No no, I don't think he's big enough to qualify for that. He wasn't obese No, he wasn't big at all, I don't think he needed to lose weight. Then why'd you suggest it?

I was making a joke for you Oh okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No, no, no he's done it the Good old fashioned way Diet and exercise He's cut out Sugar Carbs

And alcohol And he's started going to the gym Which is good Good for him That's all the best things I know it's all the best things He could only do it Between seasons of MKR

Couldn't he? Yeah Because what if someone Brings out a tiramisu What are you going to do? Well you Contract Contractually obliged to eat it. Contractually obliged to eat it, right?

And you know Pete, because he actually doesn't eat meat. Doesn't he? No, he only eats it for the show, I'm pretty sure. Paleo Pete. Or there's certain products that he doesn't eat. No, meat is paleo. No, I'm saying that there's certain, I can't remember what it is. Does he put the focaccia in his mouth and just chew it

and then spit it into a bucket? Oh, I thought it was meat. This is... I mean, it's a controversial thing to say, but if Manu has lost too much weight, is he going to lose some of his credibility as a judge and a chef on that show? You know?

Like, they say never trust a skinny chef because... They obviously don't taste their food. They're not indulging. What they're cooking is not good enough that they're not going, oh, baby. And also, you know when someone loses – oh, no, that's a – you know when – there is such thing as people who –

they look different when they lose a certain amount of weight. So you think he looks drastically different? No, I think he looks good because he's lifting weights as well. So he's put on muscle. But, I mean, looks good because he's lifting weights as well. So he's put on muscle. But I mean, some people get on that buzz and they love it so much and then they lose way too much weight. And they're not even recognisable sometimes. Well, it's like

that actress from Dirty Dancing when she got a nose job and she lost a heap of weight from the nose job and then she couldn't get any other acting jobs after that. I don't know the person you're talking about, but I find it funny that you've lost weight from a nose job. Because she got a nose job and then couldn't get any other jobs after that.

Yeah. Because she looks so different. Why is it that comedians are funnier when they're bigger? What is it about? Yeah, no, I agree with that. All the funniest comedians are maybe a little bit bigger. Or are not image conscious. You've never seen, I don't think there's a comedian out there

where you're like, damn, they are super hot. You know, it's like Jonah Hill. He's funnier and he's heavier. He is. You think about it, super bad, hilarious. But is he healthy? No. Remember we saw him it, super bad, hilarious. But is he healthy? No. Remember we saw him in L.A.?

No, yeah. Yeah, what? And he was eating all those pancakes? Yeah. He looked pretty bloody happy to me. And he looked funny. Well, he wasn't when he told us to F off. No, he didn't.

Yeah. Anyway. But, like, you think about it. Who was, like, a super funny female? Like, Rebel Wilson. Yeah. Not the smallest't. Yeah. Anyway. But, like, you think about it. Who was, like, a super funny female? Like, Rebel Wilson. Yeah. Not the smallest woman. No.

But she's, I think she's beautiful. But I feel like if she lost all of her weight, do you think that's, like, you know, all their power? We're all their funny power. Like when Chandler lost his third nipple. Do you think that's the source of their funniness? No, I definitely don you think that's the source of their funniness? No, I definitely don't think that's the source of their funniness, but there's something in it.

There is something in it for sure. If I put on more weight, would I be funnier? Probably. You can try it. Told you it was a dangerous conversation. Yeah, this is a dangerous conversation. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

About this time yesterday on this show, we discovered something about Brie that we didn't know. And I don't think she knew as well. We found out that you've got an alter ego. It's MC Brie. In the place to be. MC Brie in the building. You hosted a party at a student bar in Auckland over the weekend.

And someone sent us a recording of what you sound like on the mic. And it is drastically different to your real voice. you've missed it this is it who here tonight is ready to make some bad decisions who's gonna have a massive student loan it's just it's just different who is that person who is mc brie that's who that is. Put a video out, had some feedback. Someone said... I get nervous when I MC things and that voice comes out. Yeah, that's your Sasha Fierce. They said, Christo said,

when you're in front of an audience, you have to hype it up a little bit to get them excited. So that's no problem. Appreciate that. Just let a bit of your true self shine through too, please. God damn. We also had some correspondence from people saying,

you sound like someone in particular. And producer Ben has been fielding these. Producer Ben, who does Brie, sorry, not Brie, MC Brie, who does she sound like? Oh, here we go. There's been quite a few requests coming from Instagram or Facebook Messenger

that said, you sound like one of the biggest hype men of a garage band from the UK called Corrupt FM. Corrupt FM. You probably haven't. Just a UK garage band, really grungy. I hadn't heard of them either.

No. So I got Ben to pull a little bit of audio. Oh, no. This is the Corrupt FM crew, which you could join. So it's the last little 20-minute set, yeah? This is the official 60 Minutes Live slash in-depth slash fire in the boot. Yes. Fire in the boot.

You might not hear it because obviously yours was raw. Yeah. And they've got all that hype behind it. So what if we put that hype behind you? Who here tonight is ready to make some bad decisions? Who's going to have a massive student loan? Yeah!

We on! Yeah! And it's good. It's good. Don't think of it as an embarrassing thing. It's a new skill that you have

that we can put to use. You're our everyday... I think people want to use it. You're our everyday MC. You can bring hype to the most boring things like a student loan. And we're going to use that this afternoon. You're going to hype people's life on the show this afternoon. Oh, God.

This is what I propose. People call in on 0800-DALZITM. Tell us a totally mundane, normal thing that has happened to you today or this week, and we'll get MC Bree to put some hype into it. I like that. I need to get in the zone. Yeah, you do need to get in the zone. Can we go to a song so I can get in the zone?

Why don't we just chuck you one to get you started, just to get the wheels rolling. Producer Ellie, give MC Bree something that's happened to you today. Okay, I changed my laptop password today. Yo, yo, yo, Ellie! Yeah, yeah, yeah, change that laptop password! What? I'm so hyped about that now. Yeah, I'm hyped about it too.

That's so good. Damn, that's so good. What was the password? Nah. 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us to 9696. What happened to you today that you want MC Bree to hype? Maybe it wasn't even a good thing. Maybe your dog had to be put down.

Oh, no. Do you want it? No, but MC Bree. Yeah, true. It needs hype. MC Bree. It needs hype, right? Put some hype behind it.

Let's see what we get. Lines are open. I feel real awkward already. 0800 dial ZM. Oh, no. People are calling. Don't worry. Just pretend you weigh $100. Oh, no, people are calling. Don't worry. Just pretend you're on stage.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Joined in studio by a special guest this afternoon, MC Bree. Yo, yo, yo. What's up in the building, ZM? Here we go. It's been discovered that Bree has an alter ego when she's asked to go on stage and host events, which is a very normal thing for a radio station announcer to have to do. She turns into her alter ego

MC Brie. Check this out. I'm so embarrassed. We're asking you, do you need some hype in your life? I'm real nervous. Oh, I don't know. Do you want MC Bree to come in and hype up whatever's going on with you? We've got her some sunglasses. We've even got her a special handheld MC mic,

just so you can really get into character, okay? Yep, yep. Fran's here. Hey, Fran. Hiya. First of all, you're impressed by MC get into character, okay? Yep, yep. Fran's here. Hey, Fran. Hiya. First of all, you're impressed by MC Bree's skills, right? She brings that hype, girl, that fire in the booth. Yeah, she's sick.

Yeah. Fran, tell Bree what happened to you today that needs some hype. I put diesel in my truck. Oh, she put diesel in her truck. How much did you pay for that diesel? 50 bucks. 50 bucks worth of diesel. All right, here she comes.

Here she comes hot. Yo, Fred, are you ready to put $50 in your truck worth of $50 worth of fuel? Let's do it, Fred. Let's get it. DJ Clint on the decks. Let's hit it. Not bad. Not bad.

Could be better. Could be better. You've got plenty of chances. Zach's here as well. Zach needs some hype. Hey be better. Could be better. You've got plenty of chances. Zach's here as well. Zach needs some hype. Hey, Zach. Hi, Zach. Hey, how we doing?

Good, mate. What's happened to you today? I've been better. You've been better? I just had to pick up the kids from school, so. Damn. How many of those kids? Two.

Two. A six and a seven-year-old. A six-year-old and a seven-year-old. All right. Fire up the booth, MC Bree. Yo, my man, Zach. You ready to get in your truck? Ride low all the way down to the school.

Pick up your kids so they can come home and eat all your food. Let's get it. She's warming into it, Zach. She's getting it, isn't she? It's all about words. Two smiling kids here. The kids are impressed. It's all about word vocabulary, you know?

You got one more chance. Okay. And I don't want you to hold back for Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hiya. What's gone on in your life today that you need MC Bree to hype up for you? Just studied some plants today and labelled a microscope. So it's pretty interesting.

You what, Zoe? Studied plants. You studied plants. Studied plants, right. And you labelled a microscope. Yeah. Damn, girl. This is going to need some hype.

Okay. All right. Chelsea, here we go. Yo, it's MC Bree in the building. Chelsea, are you ready to cover yourself in some aloe vera Study those plants Put it on the microscope And get dirty

Let's drop the bass The bass Yes Was that good? So embarrassing I blacked out actually It's good Why? No it's good Why did you make me do that? Was that good? So embarrassing. I blacked out, actually. It's good.

It's good. Why did you make me do that? Because I don't have to do it. It's more fun. People on the tech machine said they're cringing. Yeah. Let's never do this segment again. I agree.

We never know when MC Brie is going to arrive. We don't control her. She's her own entity. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would.

She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. Five weeks since you and I have gone head-to-head with this game. Five long weeks. And I have thought about it every day. Me too. Consumed my whole time in Fiji, actually. What we do is we try and guess how many followers famous people on Instagram have.

This game is going to become pointless if they ever take away people's following. Have you thought about that? If Instagram go through with it and they take that bit away, this game's over. Yeah, this game is dead. Oh, RIP. RIPs. We should then get listeners on and we guess how many people they've hooked up with. Nice. Yeah.

That would be fun. That's a great game. Yeah, that's quite cool. Yeah. Producer Ben doesn't think it's a... Can we write that idea down, please, Producer Ben? Why don't you write that idea? It's just very random.

It's just if Brie wants to know. She's like, hey, how many people are you dating? Let's have a test round with Producer Ben. How many do you think? How many people has Producer Ben hooked up with? Ready? Write down, Ellie. You write down one, two. What? You mean Pesh, right? Just Pesh. Or are you talking about... No. Oh. Oh. Okay.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay, Clint. Get off. Get both of you. Go on. Get. Bree's written seven and a half, and Clint has written negative one. Yeah, because yourself doesn't count.

What's the correct answer? Clint can have it. Yay. Clint was closer. All right. On to the real game, which. On to the real game. It's 11 all currently.

11 all. 11 games each. It's tied all currently. 11 all. What is it? 11 games each. It's tight. Oh, this is big. Yeah, so whoever wins this will go ahead. Your first celebrity today. Tell us how many followers newly engaged Bindi Irwin has. Oh.

I saw she might be getting married in New Zealand. Oh. Really? That's cool. Yeah. Bindi Irwin. Who's she marrying? A guy called Chandler or something.

Not from Friends, though. Hey, Clint, so you put $1.5 million for Bindi Irwin. Brie, you've put $3.1 million. She was on Dancing with the Stars in America. She was, and Bindi Irwin has $2.5 million, which is a point to Brie, I believe. Get in! But you're both close.

Both close. Okay, your next one, child star. How many people do you think she's? She's so innocent. That was her first boyfriend, I'm pretty sure. Okay, yeah.

Lindsay Lohan is your next celebrity. How many followers does Lindsay Lohan have? So how many followers, not how many people she's hooked up with. Yeah, no. You're scraping the barrel with Lindsay. Is she topical? Oh, she is. Do you know what? She is many people she's hooked up with. Yeah, no. You're scraping the barrel with Lindsay. Is she topical? Oh, she is.

Do you know what? She is. She is. She's on the new Masked Singer Australia that's coming out, right? Okay, Clint, for Lindsay Lohan, you've put 1.5. Bree, you've put 2.2. Oh, we're close again, aren't we? Yeah.

Lindsay Lohan has 7.8 million guys. Does she? Yeah. So that's a point to Bree. That is a dangerous amount of followers to put in the hands of Lindsay Lohan, I feel. Don't you think? You know, she was on... People for her to get all munted up and then jump on an Instagram live and say some bad stuff.

You know Lindsay Lohan was included in the highest paid celebrities of 2019? Really? No, wait, that was the highest celebrities of 2019. If it wasn't Match Point, I'd give you a point for that. Thank you, mate. Appreciate that. Give us another one, Ellie. All right, your third one.

Bree could win the game here. It's Chef Gordon Ramsay. Oh. He's been in the country. He has. He's just cooked parwa scrambled eggs. You know what kind of turns me on when he goes off at people? I love it.

I think it's so hot. Oh, you like being yelled at, do you? Yeah, I don't mind it. All right. Jesus Christ. Get her a cold flannel. Good. For Gordon Ramsay, you've put $2.2 million.

Brie, you've put $2 million. Gordon Ramsay has $6.9 million. That's a point to Clint. What did you put? $2 million. $2 million. We're always so close, aren't we? You are.

Okay, your fourth one. We know you both don't like this person and he just recently got married, but it's YouTube star Jake Paul. I hate the Paul brothers. There you go. I hate this one the most. Actually, we shouldn't say that. There'll be fans out there.

There will be. Hate is a strong word. Yeah. No. But I really, really, really don't like them. All right, for Jake Paul. Clint, you've put $10 million. Brie, you've put $22 million.

I've gone too low. Jake Paul only has $12.4 million, so it is a point to you, Clint. Oh! We're going to tie break. We're going to tie break. Every day, bro. All right, great. I'm keen for this.

Okay, here we go. Why does it always come down to this? It does, eh? Okay, your final celebrity. He's just announced he's coming to the country. Jonathan Van Ness. Where am I? I was on his Instagram recently.

Gay Jesus. There you go. How many for JVN? Queen. Okay, for Jonathan Van Ness, Clint, you've put 3.3 million. Brie, you've put 5 million. Jonathan Van Ness has 4 million. That's a game to Clint.

Damn it. Just like just. Oh, that's so close. Oh, no good. I was out in the lead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, nah, he pants you at the end there. Technically I won earlier because I also got that bin question right.

Yeah, nah, it's true. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. So I said that I read an article where they were talking about the three questions you should ask a partner before you make it official. But I read it wrong and it says the three most awkward questions you need to ask before getting serious with a partner before you make it official. But I read it wrong and it says the three most awkward questions you need to ask before getting serious with a partner. Is it not the same thing? It's kind of the same. I guess these are more like the hard questions that you probably avoid

early on in the relationship. Yeah. But if you're thinking about getting serious, then this article is saying you should probably ask. What date? You've read the questions. Before you tell us, what date, what number date do you think it's appropriate to ask these questions?

Some of them, not for ages. Right. Okay. But you be the judge, okay? Is it stuff you're going to want to know anyway, eventually? Yes. Okay, cool. I think you'd want to know these things.

Have you killed anybody? No, that is not one. Because I want to know. I want to know. Or do I? When did you ask your wife Lucy what number date? I just looked deep in her eyes and I saw that she had and now I'm too terrified to leave.

So one of the first awkward questions they think you should ask before getting into a real serious relationship is, do you have a lot of debt? Oh, okay. Yeah. Because that's something that, I mean, could affect your life later on. It's not a deal breaker, I don't think.

You don't think so? What if someone has like hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt and it's not a home loan? Yeah, it says a lot about them. Because if you end up marrying them, that debt becomes your debt. Producer Ellie's got a grimace on her face. What do you think about that? Oh, it depends how much debt.

How much debt you got? No student loans. Student loans don't count. Yeah, no, no, no. But if they have some real random debt that's like huge. Does anything count? Because we're like home loan doesn't count. Student loan doesn't count.

Home loan, you've got a home. No, home loan definitely doesn't count. That's an advantage. If you've got a mortgage, wife me up. Yeah, I think so but like if you've got a $10,000 $20,000 credit card bill where it's just... Shows you're making bad decisions. Well, I mean

you know, if you're choosing to go on trips and buy all this stuff when you don't have the money, I mean, it kind of I mean, there could be a good explanation. Okay, question number one. How much debt have you got? I had a girl ask me how much money I earned on the first date once. That's not okay. Yeah, she was hot though, so I told

her. No! I did. Was it a good amount? Nah. And she was older than me too. And I was like, seriously girl, there's nothing impressive about this. Big Gay Gorgeous Al one time, we were at a comedy show and him and one of the comedians were hitting it off and then the comedian was like, how much money do you earn? And then Alan yelled it out.

How much money does Alan earn? No, I'm not going to say that. That's not my place to say. What's the next question? The next question. These are awkward questions you should ask someone before you get into a relationship with them. Which, okay, so this is from an article.

This is not me saying these are the questions, but this one is a bit, I don't know. What do you think? You should ask someone, have you ever gotten someone pregnant or been pregnant? No. I don't know. No, you should ask, do you have any kids?

Yeah, well, obviously, yeah, if they've got kids, you should know, do you have any kids? Yeah, well, obviously. Yeah, if they've got kids, you should know about it. Well, yeah, well, you might not. Well, true, they might not have anything to do with them, which would be very sad. Yeah, or they might just be at home. Well, yeah. One time you turn up and you're like, who are these kids?

And they're like, they're mine. Yeah, you didn't ask. You didn't ask. So they're saying that's one of them. That's David, that's Mary, and that's my $10,000 credit card bill. You didn't ask. You didn't ask me. You didn't ask.

Why would I tell you? And the last question. And there's the dead body. Which I think is probably the most awkward one. Yeah. Very awkward. This is a... You should ask, apparently,

have you ever had an STD? Really? That's on the list. It's on the list. They say that, this is an American fact, but still interesting. An estimated 110 million people

in the US alone have had an STD. Yeah, look, look, it's 2019. There's lots of medicine. There's no stigma around it. If you've had an STD and you've been responsible about it, and you've got it treated, good for you. There's nothing wrong with that. You have to disclose if you've got one of those ones that doesn't go away.

Yeah, well, you have to do that early. If you just had a little bit of the, I don't know. The clap. What if you had a little bit of the clap? Yeah, it's fine. Just a little bit of the clap. A little casual clap. It's all right.

Just a little bit. Just a little chill crabbies. As cool as long as you've. Bit of the crab. Bit of the crabs. I don't know how I feel about that list. Yeah. See, I mean, I don't think I agree.

Can we put a proper list together? Yes. Can we put a real list of questions that you should ask before you get into a relationship with someone? Because we don't, yeah, we don't necessarily agree with those. I mean, maybe. What do you need to know? If you want to get serious with someone,

what's a question that you would ask before you get serious? You might not have done it and you might wish you had done it. But what, yeah, what is on the list? What's on the list? 0800 dials at M. What are the questions you should be asking before you get into a serious relationship? You can text us too if that's easier.

9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Read an article that said these are the three questions, three awkward questions you should be asking a partner before you make it serious. And the three questions were, do you have a lot of debt? Yeah.

The second question was, have you ever gotten someone pregnant or been pregnant? No, I don't think so. Which, yeah. I mean, I'm not answering. Yes, I have. You have. You've got a baby.

I've got a baby. And the last question, have you ever had an STD? No, I don't think you need to ask that. Yeah, but I kind of would want to. Just ask, do ever had an STD? No, I don't think you need to ask that. Yeah, but I kind of would want to. Just ask, do you have an STD? Yeah, I'd rather know that, I think. Do you need to know someone's entire background just to get into a relationship with them?

Remember, this is just a relationship. It's not a marriage. I know, but this is when it's getting serious, though. So if you're getting into a relationship, it means I see a future with you, so you kind of want to know everything. Let's put the definitive list together. Lisa, what is the question that you think you should ask?

It is awkward, but I think you need to know if they want children. Yeah, I totally agree, Lisa, because that's a deal breaker for some people. Like if you've already got kids and you don't want to start all over again, then yeah, you're right, it's a deal breaker. I wouldn't want to know that. Is it awkward, extra awkward for a girl to have to ask that question? Because guys will be like, whoa, clingy, chill out, it's only the third day, you're talking about kids.

Oh no, because for me, I would be like, do you want, you know, is more children sort of in your future? And if they went, yeah, then I'd be like, okay, see ya. Later, bro. See ya. I've got enough. See ya. What about that really awkward moment on Married at First Sight last year

when they put a woman who definitely never, ever wanted kids with a guy who 100% wanted kids? I know. It's like the experts are doing it on purpose or something. Why would they do that? It's like the experts aren't actually interested in making healthy marriages. Yeah, it's like... So weird.

They're making a TV show or something. I know. Ella, what's the question you need to ask at the start of a relationship? What do you... Like, if they have been in criminal convictions,

like, especially, like, violent ones, like... Yeah, yeah. Have you been to jail? ...coned with salt? Yeah, and have you been to jail and what for? Ella, you know a good way

to figure that out is be like, let's go on an overseas trip. Get them through customs. Well, I can't leave the country. Yeah. I get the violent one, but what about the fun ones? The fun ones?

Yeah, what if they've got a criminal conviction for streaking the rugby or something? Oh, that's different. Oh, that's okay. That's okay. I mean, like, you sort of, like, you know, serious ones. Are they going to burn my house down or something? If it doesn't work out? That's a really good question to ask at the start of a relationship. Are they going to burn my house down or something? You know, like, if it doesn't work out. That's a really good question to ask at the start of a relationship.

Are you going to burn my house down? Yeah, I might ask the next person I go on a date. Nah, girl, but I'll set your bed on fire. Ooh. Ooh.

How can we sleep when our beds are burning? Now, that's different. That's a different context. Yeah. Totally different context. Any other questions we need to ask?

There's a lot of the text machine coming through. Some people have said, I would ask about their political stance, which I think that's fair enough if you're getting into a serious relationship. Yeah, imagine if you're a hardcore Soyman Bridges supporter,

and then all of a sudden you find yourself lying next to a pro Jacinda. That's going to cause... Causes issues. The makeup stuff would be all right. Someone else on the text machine said, have you ever cheated on someone, is a question I would ask. If you care about that sort of thing,

then it's a real awkward question to ask early in a relationship though. No, this is when you're about to get serious, remember? Yeah, I know. Yeah. I know. Is it awkward? I don't know. Well, it's awkward if you have.

I guess, isn't it? That could be an awkward response. And another really good one, I think, and probably the most important one out of all of them is, what side of the bed do you sleep on? Right. Super important. Honestly, I did ask that, but I just took whatever side was left.

Honestly, know your limits, guys. Know when to give in. Know when to give up. Clinton Roberts takes what he can get. 100%. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. To Bali.

Different this week. And lastly, for these two weeks, we've got your chance to go to Bali if you get your song on air. Yeah, that's right. If you get your birthday banger played in these two weeks, you'll go into the draw and you could win that trip to Bali. We take your birthdays, figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th. It's thanks to our mates at GrabOne for their ninth birthday and DARP travel.

You'll get return flights for two and seven nights accommodation as well as floating breakfast in a private pool. Ooh, that's a good part as well. It's a bells and whistles trip, this one to Bali. Susan's here. Hi, Susan. Hi, Susan. Good afternoon. Welcome back, bells and whistles trip, this one to Bali. Susan's here. Hi, Susan. Hi, Susan. Good afternoon.

Welcome back, team. Oh, thank you, mate. Good to be here. Aw, appreciate that. What's your birthday, Susan? 16th of May, 1990. Okay, you were 16 in 2006 on the 16th of May. And back on that day, this was number one.

Tony, my man, only thinks about the... You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at you. You got real big... Yeah, that was number one. That's throwback. Pussycat Dolls with Will.i.am. Beat. I do like that song. Pretty good. It's hard not to dance to that one, Booty Dance.

Oh, yeah. You could be in the running here, Susan. Hold there. Hi, Holly. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Holly? 14th of April, 94. Okay, how are you guys? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Holly? 14th of April, 94.

Okay, you were 16 in 2010 on the 14th of April, and this is your birthday banger. Train. I got to say, if it was Drops of Jupiter, I think you would have been through. You would have been way through. I love that song. Yeah, I'm not 100% sure, but wait there.

Don't mind that song by Train, though. You're in the running for sure. Christy's here too. Hi, Christy. Hi, Christy. Hi, guys. How you going? Good, thanks.

What's your birthday? Good. It's 30th of June, 1985. Okay, you were 16 in 2001 on the 30th of June. And back in the early 2000s, this topped the charts. Was this 2001? 2001. I actually saw Christina Aguilera post about this, I think it was yesterday or the day before,

saying it was one of her favourite collaborations she's ever done. What do you think about it, Christy? Oh, not bad, not bad. I love that song. I think that's our winner. I think that's the song that we're going with today. I think I'm with you. We've done Pussycat Dolls before.

We've done that beat song. And like I said, Train, it's not Drops of Jupiter. So are we going for it? I fizzed for this song Back in 2001 Alright That means Christina You win birthday banger today

And come this Friday You could be also Winning a trip For you and a friend To Bali Thanks to Grab One Nice work Christy Great thank you

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That's the winner of Birthday Banger From, wait for it 2001 It was for the Moulin Rouge movie With Nicole Kidman? Yes. We don't live for love. Controversial question. Yeah. Who was the best singer on that song?

Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera? Yeah, probably. That's not a controversial question, is it? Pink's pretty good on it. Pink's alright, but she's not. If you're asking best singer. I watched this thing and it was about Pink.

I think it was a documentary about Pink's life. And she talked about how the first time when they were all getting together to collab on that song, Christina's manager walked in and goes, well, Christina's getting the biggest part. And then there was a big fight over it. I always assumed it was a Christina Aguilera song and the others are just on it. Because her name always comes first. Yeah, it's true.

Mate, if there's one thing I love, it's science. And I thought we could get a bit science-y on the show this afternoon. Wait, Christian science or real science? Real science. I saw a video on Facebook where a guy used everyday household items to make popcorn pop. Right. So the kernels of popcorn pop.

These are the items that he used. Get yourself some salt, pickles, and a popcorn box. Get yourself a AA battery. Get yourself a bag of popcorn seeds. Get an iPhone charger. Weird list of things. So a steel bowl, which I've got here. Some popcorn seeds, some salt, a AA battery, a pickle, and an iPhone charger.

Okay. I'm going to use all these things. Are you going to plug the iPhone charger into power? No. Okay, phew. Sweet. Yeah, cool. It's going into the pickle.

So what you do first is you take the bowl and you pour some salt in there. I'm just going to pour quite a lot of salt in there. That's quite a lot of salt. Okay. Pour my salt in. You take your AA battery. Does it matter if the battery is charged or not? Is this one charged? Fresh battery? Cool. I'm going to take the nipple

end of the battery. That's what I like to call it. And then just roll it around in the salt. What do you call the other end? The butthole. Just roll it around in the salt. That's what he does in the video. So we've done that. Perfect.

Leave that there because you'll need that for later. Pour some popcorn seeds. So it's like you've charged the salt with the battery. Apparently. Pour some popcorn seeds into the bowl. There's quite a lot of popcorn as well. Yeah. Now you take your pickle and I'm going to some popcorn seeds into the bowl. That's quite a lot of popcorn as well. Yeah. Now you take your pickle and I'm going to

cut the end off the pickle. It's like a small gherkin but it's a whole gherkin. So it's not like the sliced ones. No. No. So now I'm going to jam the battery in. Oh. Nipple end. You got squirted on me. You got squirted by gherkin.

Okay. So the battery is in the pickle. Can by Gherkin Okay So the battery is in the pickle Can you confirm? I can confirm the battery is in the pickle Yes Now we take the charger And we put that into the other end of the pickle Okay So you've pushed the prong end of the iPhone charger into the pickle

Yes Oh she's juicy It is I hope I don't get electrocuted It's organic that pickle too I don't know if that matters But it's an organic pickle Am I

Is this a load of bull crap You're the one who's doing it On the video it worked Right Okay And now all you do is You take the end of the iPhone charger And you shove it into the popcorn

Okay I feel like this is a big moment Hang on I feel like So when that goes in It should start popping Yes Go for it Hang on, I feel like... So when that goes in, it should start popping. Yes. Go for it.

Oh, come on! No, it's not tickling the pickle. My favourite bit is when you are squashing a battery into a pickle and the pickle is squirting juice at you. I've been had. Right. Maybe try and lick the end of the charger. Try and lick the charger. Just joking.

You know, there is one other household item that will pop that popcorn. A microwave? Yeah. There's been a surfer over in America who has been bitten by a shark. Pretty scary stuff. Yeah. The surfer was in Florida when he realised that a one metre,

and they reckon it was a black pointer, latched onto his elbow. Oh, yeah. He started thrashing around. Doesn't sound like a very big shark. One metre? Yeah. It's big enough. Right.

Well, I'm more than one metre, so. Mate, you're so tough. I'm just saying. Listen to you. I'm more than one metre. I'm just saying it doesn't sound like much. For a guy, and admittedly, I don't go in the water much, but it doesn't sound big.

But go on, go on. It's fine. Anyway, the shark bit him on the elbow, began to thrash around pretty drastically, and then he managed to actually fight the shark off. Yeah, because it's only one metre.

Mate, producers, do you think a one-metre shark would be scary? Yeah, I'd probably be scared of a one-metre shark. If it's coming at you. I'm not saying it's not scary. New idea. Yeah. Let's get a one-metre shark and Clint can go swimming in a tank

with a one-metre black pointer. Yeah, we'll be the undercard to you and Paula Bennett. Love it. I would pay to see that show. Clint the first shark. Actually, I think we'll be the undercard to you and Paula Bennett. Love it. I would pay to see that show. Clint vs. Shark. Actually, I think we should be the headliner. Nah. Man vs. Shark.

Mate, I've got Paula Bennett to fight off. True. You're saying a one metre shark's not a big deal. Yeah. Anyway, what happened to this guy? Did he die? Anyway, no, he didn't. He ended up not going to hospital.

He went to the pub. Oh, right. Okay okay Is he Australian? What kind of question is that? Because it sounds like an Aussie thing to do Like you go, oh mate, just went out there Bit boy shark But no problems, head down Australia

Straight down the pub No, I think he's American Because there's an Australian guy, that surfer Who punched a shark in the face Mick Fanning Mick Fanning And that was a big ass shark Mick Fanning who punched a shark in the face. Mick Fanning. Mick Fanning. And that was a big-ass shark. Mick Fanning sounds like a shark name, by the way.

It sounds like you'd name a shark. Oh, yeah. Doesn't it? Mick Finning. Mick Fanning. Oh, right. The Finning part, yeah. Yeah.

But that's a real story. He punched a shark in the face, right? He did. Well, I think he kicked it. Yeah. He ended up kicking it a couple of times. Yeah. And then the shark swam off.

Yeah. I am so excited about getting Clint in the tank with a shark. Me too. Same. Can we actually look into that? Yeah. I mean, what are the logistics of it? We need a tank?

No, not a tank. We'll get him in a pool and just put the shark in the pool somewhere. Good. I like that. A 25-metre pool. You've just got to get to the other side. Yeah. It's not fair on the shark.

Oh, okay. Well, we're definitely doing it now. You're not fair on the shark. Oh, okay. Well, we're definitely doing it now. You're so masc. When people ask me, what's Clint like? I said he's so masc. Masc, yeah. So masc and manly. That's me, baby.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. Clint soon I could be leaving radio to go over to Hollywood to star in a massive blockbuster film. Could you though? Okay, well, maybe not that. But I got an interesting email in my inbox yesterday. Sure. And I thought I'd run it past you to see what you think.

Do you think it's legit or not? Hit me with it. You know I'm always willing to broker these deals for you as well for a small but generous fee. So the subject line of this email said, casting feature film. And I thought, ooh, someone sent an email to the wrong person. And it's from a guy called Patrick, and he works at a feature film company. What's the name of the film company?

Glasshouse. Sounds like porn. Could be. Could be. Could be. Glasshouse Productions. He said that his name is Patrick and he's the producer of an upcoming feature film called Love You Like That.

Yeah. Again, sounds like porn, but yeah. He said he was interested in inquiring about my interest and availability around mid-October to mid-November. And he thinks that there's a character in the script whose name is Emily who he thinks I'd be amazing for. Okay. And then he's also given me a character profile about this girl. So do you want me to read you out?

Yeah. I want to know what about this girl you're so perfect for. Okay. So this is what he says the character profile on Emily is He said her name's Emily She's the assistant at a bow and arrow dating service company Yeah She's tall Yeah, you're tall, yeah

And fit Yeah, you're fit, yeah Dead on comic timing Yeah, most of the time, yeah. She's very extroverted and you might say inappropriate at times. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It sounds like you've been typecast, but yeah.

Yep, and it says, but it depends who you ask. She is more than most guys can handle. Right. And then it finishes with she's in her late, late 30s to early 40s. Yeah. Yeah, you can do that. I'm 29! Did you wear sunscreen in Fiji?

Because I feel like you came back a couple of years older looking. God damn it! Don't people play characters younger than them? I don't know. Not older? I don't know. You're the one getting scouted for movie deals. I'd probably turn up

to the set of this feature film and they'd be like, here you are. And I'd be like, who's that? And they'd be like, oh, that's Gary, your body double.

It's fine. It's fine. Everybody has to start somewhere, right? Everybody has to start somewhere. Do you think I should email back? 100% you should email back. Take your chances. Plus,

if it's porn, they can do, they don't even have to put your face in it. Remember a little while ago I told you that story about the real estate agent that was selling the house in Auckland, like a lifestyle block, and it came with a free McLaren sports car? But it was an old school McLaren? It was an old school.

It was a 2012. So secondhand, but still a McLaren. Yeah, true. But still a McLaren. Did you know that house sold in a couple of days? That story went viral and it got so much attention. It's because we spoke about it. Yeah, that's it.

We are the movers and shakers in the property industry. If you want to advertise, come to us. It worked so well that the real estate agent that did it is now making that his thing. And now when he sells a house, it comes with a free car. And there's another one for sale in the same area. This is a 20 hectare block in Waitoki, a lifestyle block. And if you buy this one off him, it comes with a brand new Maserati of your choice. Brand new?

Brand new. So you buy the house and they go, congratulations. Then they take you car shopping. You go to the Maserati dealership and you pick the one that you want. So you don't have to get – you can get the colour and everything that you want. Wait a minute. How much is the house? Don't worry about that.

No, I need to know. You get a brand new Maserati for free. It's like – it doesn't matter what the house is worth because by then you've got a free car. Yeah, because they've already taxed on the extra money for the Maserati onto the house. That's what they've done. Apparently not. It says here the Maserati is not optional. If you don't want the car, then the price of the house doesn't come down.

Like $200,000, $250,000, whatever the Maserati is worth. Of course they say that. Because then everyone's going to go, yeah, well, I'll take the car. No, no, no, no. Because they're saying the car's total freebie. So it's a good deal. You're so gullible. It's a good deal.

Listen to you. You're like, nah, nah, nah. They're full serious. They're real estate agents. We have to trust them. And I mean, house prices are what they are. You're never going to lose money in real estate. So it doesn't matter how much the house costs.

God, you really are stupid. Mate, no, no, no. I i'm just i just like the idea i just like the idea that if i could if i eventually get to sell my house i could chuck in my 2010 honda accord that's what i like about this deal that if it becomes a trend then then i'll be able to get rid of that car as well you'll probably have to pay them to take that car off you well that's what he's doing essentially as well. So for the low, low price, I will tell you the price. Because, I mean, some people are motivated by price and not deal. For the low, low price of $6.295 million,

you get a free Maserati. Free Maserati. I can't believe it's free. Does the headline of this article entice you to read it? Are you ready? I can't believe it's free. Sid M. Spree and Clint, the podcast. Does the headline of this article entice you to read it? Are you ready? Yeah. The 50-cent snack scientifically proven to boost your sexual drive

and big O quality. Yeah, you've definitely got my attention. 50 cents. 50 cents. That's all it's going to cost you. Producer Ben's in. Look at him. The mustache.

I'll shout you as well, Producer Ben. My treat. Thanks, man. The food item, not the big O. Yeah, right. It says in the article that if you're lacking in the bedroom department, this could be some good news for you because researchers have revealed consuming 60 grams or two servings of nuts daily can actually improve

your sex life. That is just, you think you've been stitched up. This is the popcorn thing all over again. No, it's true. Basically, let me reword the article for you. You know what can improve your sex life? Deez nuts. Obviously, they're talking about the nut that comes from a tree.

Yeah, deez nuts. They said that. What do you do with them? Put them in your mouth? Well, that's how you eat them. I don't get it. Are you being gross? No, I'm just saying. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

They said by adding walnuts, hazelnuts and almonds to a diet can improve both sexual desire and big O quality. Right. Okay, cool. Sorry. Sorry, it just sounds like a fake news. Got him!

Yeah. It's true. Why would that sound like fake news? It's just nuts. I'm sorry. Just caught me immature. Sorry, back to you. What type of nuts again?

I'm not going down to your level. God damn it. You got it? No. No, what were you going to say? No, nothing. It's going to be something mature? No.

Something immature. No, I'm just with you. I'm back to your science. Ellie has just walked in now. Now tell her the story and let's see what she thinks about Ellie. Yeah. Okay. So the headline of the story is the 50 cent snack scientifically proven to boost your sexual drive

and big O quality. Oh yeah? And then it says, goes on to say that if you're lacking in the bedroom department, consuming 60 grams or two servings of nuts daily... ..can actually improve... Oh, Kenneth, you're six foot. Consuming nuts. Game.

In your mouth. It's actually no real story. I made it up. Whatever. No, I did it! It's real! It's actually no real story. I made it up. No, I did it. It's real. It's here.