ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 31st 2018

Episode Date: July 31, 2018

We launch Free Flow FridayClint wants the perm goneWhat did you win with Maccas Monopoly?Birthday BangerBra to bed – what would you do?Death by selfieInsta Fame GameAnxiety textsWe find a very talented pizza guyGirl Push-UpsExpensive violinSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Three. Whoa! And Clint. Wow! On ZM. Oh, afternoon, mate. G'day, everybody. How's this for a fresh, clean start? Who said they don't exist? For those who didn't quite catch it, we're not, it's not being recorded, it's obviously live. Otherwise, why would we make such a massive mistake? Awkward. Yeah, welcome to the show, everybody. Big show. We're guessing the secret sound again today at 5pm with Soundkeeper Annabelle. She coming in? Soundkeeper Annabelle, we're seeing her today? We'll have her on the show, everybody. Big show. We're guessing the secret sound again today at 5pm with Soundkeeper Annabelle. She coming in? Soundkeeper Annabelle, we're seeing her today? We'll have her on the show either way. With a guess.

And also, we need to get an update on how life is going for you now having a perm. I would love to know. I can give it to you in two words now if you like. Not good. Oh. I thought it was going to be, you know, flying high or something.

No, not quite. Next though, our next great initiative, which we have some news for you. Do you want to give anything away about this or do you want to just wait a second? Yeah, let's just, we'll wait. Yeah. We're doing a massive giveaway of something that you've probably never heard being given away before. Definitely not on the radio. Definitely not on the radio.

Yeah. The most interesting piece of radio merch you can get your hands on. And let's just say I think 50% of the people listening will be more interested than the other 50%. That's a good clue. There you go. You can find out more about it straight after 5SOS. There's some massive news last week in New Zealand that we spoke about

where Countdown lowered the prices of their home brand tampons and pads to help fight period poverty here in New Zealand. Yeah, mega. First step that's really been taken. Couldn't take GST off of it, so Countdown went, oh, I'm making a trip. Which is awesome and so good to see, you know, one of the big supermarkets here in New Zealand taking a stand

and trying to do something. They're doing good stuff, Countdown. Yeah. Yeah. I love that place. It's got food in it. There's literally one under your house. I literally said to you one afternoon, literally, that's the only reason I rented that apartment.

Yeah. I said to you, I was like, oh, I would love to be one of the first radio shows to give away just thousands of tampons. It'd be great. As far as we know, it hasn't been done, at least not on this scale. No. You know? And you said, well, we've got the Black Thunders.

Yes. We can get them to distribute the tampons all over New Zealand. Not words that I ever thought would come out of my big male mouth, but hey, here we are. And you're on board. We're making it. We're about to make, not to toot our own tampon here, we're about to make a positive impact,

maybe for the first time in our lives. And it's something I feel really passionate about because people out there are struggling and it's something that, you know. You're passionate about period poverty. I am. I am. And people are struggling and they need help and we have the opportunity and the platform to be able to do it.

And we put out the call last week and we had an amazing Kiwi company come on board. Oi. Oi. Oi. Tampons that are all cotton organic and they said we're willing to donate a bunch of tampons which I think is like a thousand boxes. It's mega. Yeah, yeah. We're gonna have some details for you tomorrow.

Where they're gonna be. Yeah. And when you can get them. Yes. Well, it's gonna be on Friday. We can say that now. It's gonna be on Friday. It's say that now. It's going to be on Friday. It's going to be this Friday. This Friday we're going to be, you know, pushing out tampons everywhere. Oh, I probably shouldn't have said that.

It could have been worse. It's just pushing in. Yeah, true. But I thought, Clint, we need a bit of theming around the day. Every big event needs a theme song. We need a theme song, you know, something to pump up the day.

Now, this is not my department. No. So I wanted to leave this to you. That was a bad idea. Well, what have you got? I haven't looked at this, by the way. I'm not across your research. It's your area of expertise.

I thought I'd play you a few of the songs that were kind of put on the table. We were kind of thinking about using. Yeah. These are the ones that didn't make the cut. These are the ones that didn't make the cut, but they were close. What about Taylor Swift? Yeah, that's on the nose. Red, Taylor Swift?

No? No, it didn't make the cut. No. What about a bit of U2, Clint? I mean, didn't really work. Can't use, yeah. Because it's not Friday. It'll be Friday, yeah.

Sunday, so we thought, no, can't use that. No, can't use that. That's the only reason we can't use that. What about a group that probably no one in the car has heard of, UB40? We all know that song, though, don't we? No, no, no. No?

Not good? No. Well, it doesn't say anything about Friday. True. It doesn't say anything about Friday. This one was so close, Clint. This nearly made the cut. Leona Lewis.

What a banger. No? Maybe I should have come up with some of the songs. I think you'll like what we've landed on. Right. This is the official theme song. The official theme song of what we are officially calling Free Flow Friday. Because I'm free. Free flowing.

Bree and Clint's Free Flow Friday. Oh, it's got a good ring to it, mate. Oh, it's beautiful. Has a wonderful flow. And we're thinking, you know, like T-shirt cannons. We're going to have tampon cannons and we're just going to shoot them out into the crowd. It'll be great, mate. Free Flow Friday happens this Friday.

And the details about how, when and where will come to you. Let's do it this time tomorrow. We'll announce it at ten past four tomorrow. Let's help fight period poverty. Together, mate. Go to the theme song. Brie and Clint on CDM. I am entering my 23rd hour of life with my new look,

with my revamped image. If you're trying to picture what Clinton Roberts looks like with a perm, just Google Vance Joy and he's kind of like the less attractive brother. I would agree with that. Because your hair's not as long, so you don't have the full extent. Yesterday Bree got me a man perm. And you know what? I've had more questions than not in the last 24 hours.

Why? Why did she do that to you? Because. Did you lose a bit? Does she hate you? I wanted you. Is it for a special event? I wanted you to be the pioneer of something and I read online that

it was coming back into fashion. I was trying to help you. You said your Instagram followers have blown through the roof. Speaking of my Instagram, did you see when I showed Lucy, my wife, the perm for the first time yesterday? Let's not talk about that. She is not a swearer. The words that came out of her mouth could not be repeated in front of her parents. She hates it. I hate it. I just. Yeah, but she loves you for you.

It doesn't matter, mate. People have been really good about it. There have been a lot of, you look great, which I can't accept because I feel like they're just trying to make me feel bad. I actually think you look pretty good. A lot of people have sent me Justin Timberlake memes, NSYNC era Justin Timberlake memes. And he's hot. The other one I've been getting a lot of is a clip me Justin Timberlake memes, NSYNC era Justin Timberlake memes. And he's hot.

The other one I've been getting a lot of is a clip from, have you seen Legally Blonde? Yes. Do you know the scene in the courthouse? She wins the court case. Where Reese Witherspoon wins the court case with a bit of perm science. If you haven't heard it, listen to this. Chani, why is it that Tracy Marcinko's curls were ruined when she got hosed down?

Because they got wet. Exactly. Because isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thyglocholate? The ammonium thyglocholate? Yeah, that thing. Guess what I did the minute I got home?

You showered. Got in the shower, deep conditioned four times, shampooed three times, wore a moisturizing hair mask for 45 minutes while watching The Block. And now, look at my hair. Oh, it looks even better than yesterday. It looks amazing, mate. Long story short, going to shave my head tomorrow.

Cool. Yeah, sweet. Nice. Brie and Clint on ZDM. I think my favorite time ever to go to McDonald's is all the time, but mainly... It's three in the morning. On a Friday or Saturday night.

But mainly when they're running that promotion McDonald's Monopoly. I love McDonald's Monopoly. Who doesn't love that game? When McDonald's Monopoly is on, I find myself going through the bin. I put on 10 kilos. I find myself going through the bin. I put on 10 kilos. I find myself going through other people's rubbish, fishing it out of the trash, just so I can scan their McDonald's Monopoly thing they haven't used.

People fight over it. Oh, it's good. It's crazy. Yeah. There's a story that's come out today, and I could not get enough of it, about the guy, his name is Jerome Jackson, Jacobson, sorry, and he's the real life Hamburglar.

That's what I'm calling him. He's the actual Hamburglar because back in when this first started, the promotion, it started back in 1989 in America. Is it that old? It's that old. It's its longest-running promotion. Yeah. This guy, Jerome, back in 1989,

scammed McDonald's over a three-year period out of $35 million in cash and prizes from McDonald's Monopoly. How? You wait. How? Listen to how he did it. So he was the head of security for a marketing company that was running the whole promotion. Yeah. And essentially he was the lead guy on security.

So he was head of security. So his job was to take all of the little, I guess, what would you call them? The slips? The tags. The little bit they put on the packet. Exactly right. He would take that from one point and deliver them to all the McDonald's around America. So that was his job to do that around all the different factories. Take it from the factory to all the, all of the McDonald's. Yeah. Anyway, he had this process where he realised that he could slip into a bathroom. I think it's at the airport because they used to pick them up from the airport. Yeah. And he would go into the airport and he would switch out all

of the winning tags for all of these generic ones that he'd like stockpile. So they know which ones are winning tags. Yeah. So there's a special pile that says these are winners. Exactly. Don't use them all at once. Because he has to distribute those to certain McDonald's so that everyone has a fair go.

Yeah. So he used to go into the bathroom, get away from the female chick that was with him all the time and he would switch them out. Yeah. Anyway, so then he had this process where he'd have to give them to, you know, obviously people he didn't know, but he would hire out people to obviously win the prizes

and then they would pay him money. He first stole a piece worth US$25,000 in 1989 and he gave it to his brother-in-law at a family gathering. God, that sounds like a lot of admin. Anyway, it ended up being that he made so much money, there was people all over America that were involved. There was like gang members. Yeah.

There was like drug people involved. Because you'd have to go to someone different every time. Exactly. Because the same person can't be seen to be winning these big amounts of money. But at the same time, they have to be willing to commit fraud. Exactly. But you have to trust them enough that you're going to go, hey, here's a $25,000 winning ticket.

You need to give me part of it. Exactly. So people would have to pay up front for these winning tickets. So that's how he would make his money. And then he would just wipe his hands of it. So good. And they would win the prize. So good.

Anyway, in August 2001, eight people, including him, were arrested and they were charged with a fraud and 52 members of the conspiracy were ultimately convicted. All because of McDonald's monopoly. Yes. Jeez. I didn't think anyone won anything from those competitions. No crap.

I've won hash browns, fries, and I think that's about it. Yeah, maybe a small Coke. And I've never redeemed them as well. Yeah, me neither. Because you go, ugh. I want the TV. Yeah. Or the car or something.

The car or something. I want to know, on 0800DialZM this afternoon, have you ever won anything from McDonald's Monopoly? Oh, yeah. And we'll take anything from as small as, you know, a cheeseburger. We want to know what you ever won anything from McDonald's Monopoly? Oh yeah. And we'll take anything from as small as, you know, a cheeseburger. We want to know what you've won. We're going to celebrate all the small wins.

Yeah, we'll take a cheeseburger. Yeah. But I'd love to hear a big one too. The big ones are good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is anyone calling us from their McMansion that they won from McDonald's Monopoly? If you can't get through to 9696 you can text us as well. What did you win from McDonald's Monopoly? $800 ZDM. If you can't get through to 9696, you can text us as well. What did you win from McDonald's Monopoly?

They're asking, what did you win from McDonald's Monopoly? It's off the back of this story that's coming out of America today. And it happened back in 1989 when McDonald's Monopoly first kicked off and this guy called Jerome Jacobson scammed the competition out of $35 million in cash and prizes. Now, I'm not here to encourage fraud, but if I was to give you any advice, it's quit while you're ahead. Jeez. When you hit the $20 million mark.

You've had enough. You've had it and you've still got away with it. It's time to retire. And people are probably asking how how did he do it? And he was actually the head of security, which took the little tags that had the prizes on them. He delivered the prize tags. From the factories to the actual McDonald's.

We want to know what you've won for McDonald's Monopoly, but just quickly, someone said, thanks a lot, guys. You have now said McDonald's enough times that my child in the back of the car now wants McDonald's. Sorry about that. But also, what's this going to do to them? Oh, God, I want a cheeseburger. How good's a cheeseburger?

From the text machine, my mum won a mountain bike from McDonald's Monopoly. Whoa, extreme mum. Can you imagine that mum heading down the mountain? Can you imagine mum pulling up in her mountain bike, just stunting on you? Like she doesn't tell you that she's won it. She's got the foot pegs on the mountain bike as well.

She does a skid as she comes in and she's like, look. I'm loving it. Let's go. Who are we going to go to first? Mitchell. Hello, Mitchell. Hi. What did you win, mate?

I got a $500 shopping voucher. That's pretty good. That's awesome. Yeah, for ends at sale. Is that good? Yes. I bought Ray-Bans. Oh, nice.

But did you win a cheeseburger, though? Plenty of cheeseburgers, a few Big Macs. Yeah, you're winning. Hell yeah. Very good. Okay, thanks, Mitchell. Katie. Hello, Katie.

Hiya. What did you win? I won an iPad Mini. Oh, what? It's a good price. Yeah, it was awesome. And how did you actually do that, Katie? What did you need to get to win the iPad Mini. What? It was a good prize. Yeah, it was awesome. And how did you actually do that, Katie? What did you need to get to win the iPad Mini on McDonald's Monopoly?

Yeah, because quite often you have to get all four corners of the board or something. Yeah, or you need to get Mayfair or something. Yeah, I think it was just two tickets. It was two tickets, and one was on my prize, and one was actually on my partner's prize. What, in the same time you bought it? Yeah, yeah, it was awesome. I reckon Jerome Jacobson has stitched you up again.

How about this? We had a big night out and a friend shouted us $100 worth of McDonald's and then they won a Suzuki Swift with the coupons. They deserved it. See, mate, and you think I'm stupid for going to McDonald's every time I get on the Terps. Okay, what about this?

What did you win from McDonald's Monopoly? My son won a year's free Wilson parking in the city, in the Wilson's parking buildings. That'd be worth thousands. He was a moody teenager though and wouldn't let anyone use his free parking. He had a moped scooter and he could park anywhere he wanted. What kind of prize is that?

Parking. No, that's great if you work in the city. No, that's great if you work in the city. No, it's awesome if you work in the city. But yeah, it is a weird prize. Last up. Jury. Hello, jury. Hi.

What did you win? It was my cousin. She roped us all in. The family brought us all in and we gave her all of our old tags. And she won a whole home theater system so she won a five inch tv a samsung soundbar galaxy watch and um oh the samsung watch and the samsung galaxy um s8 damn that's a good haul and she even um we asked her for the phone it sounds like she didn't give you the new phone. Come on, man.

At least she gave us the phone because they gave you all the tags. But then she ended up selling it for like $400 anyway. So she made money off her McDonald's prizes. Did she give you the free hash browns though? Oh, I don't know what we know. Hey, jury, great call. We can't really hear you though. So, hey, congratulations.

Still sounds like she won a ton of stuff. The bits we heard, great prizes. Brie and Clint on ZDM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. That's right. We get your birthday, we put it into the system,

and we play the number one songs on your 16th birthday. Turns out some real gems and a lot of Rihanna. Yeah, Riri is the queen of birthday bangers. First person to the birthday banger pulpit, Desiree. Hello, Desiree. Hello. What's your birthday? 21st of April, 93.

Okay, Desiree, you were 16 in 2009 on the 21st of April and top in the charts was this. Spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down, down And top in the charts was this. You hear Kesha on that track right there? Yeah. She wasn't famous and she did this for free and they didn't pay her any royalties. Yeah, but it worked out alright for her. Yeah, I guess so.

How do you feel about that, Desiree? I love that song. I like it too. Cool, I won't say anything bad about it then. Why? You don't like it? Oh, look, 2009 was a punishing year for a lot of reasons, not least some of the music that came out.

But, but, but, but, but, but. Did you have a dry spell? You did, didn't you? It's all right. Mate, we all go through those. I mean, not for a whole year like your 2009, but you know. Cam, change the subject, mate. Hi, Cam.

Hi. What's your birthday? 25th of November, 1974. Okay, Cam, you were 16 in 1990 on the 25th of November, and this is your birthday banger. This was number one in 1993. 1990. That's surprising. 1990.

Yeah. Do you like that one, Cam? Not hugely. Was it in Ghost? Is that where it was? Patrick Swayze? I reckon. It was, wasn't it?

Yes. Oh, maybe it came back up the charts because of that. And they were doing that clay making scene. Yeah, right. Okay. Good luck, Cam. Last one up. Okay. Good luck, Cam. Last one up for birthday. Yeah, good luck, Cam. Hello, Sam. How are we? Very well. What's your birthday, mate? 26th of January, 97. Okay, Sam, you were 16 in 2013 on the 26th

of January, and this is your birthday banger. Beauty. Sam, you have a really meaningful birthday banger. Same Love, Macklemore. Oh, you don't love him. How good's Macklemore? Keeps me warm He's pretty good. Okay, wait a second.

Wait a second. Wait a second. What do you feel like? What do you want? I love the Same Love, Macklemore. Yeah, so do I. I love that song. Do you want to do it?

Yeah. Okay. It's a feel-good song. Where's our boy? Sam, hey, congratulations, mate. We're about to play your birthday banger. Yeah, so do I. I love that song. Do you want to do it? Yeah. Okay. It's a feel-good song. Where's our boy, Sam? Hey, congratulations, mate. We're about to play your birthday banger. Yes, Sammy. Bloody hell.

All right. Yes, mate. Bree and Clint. Here's Macklemore. Sing along to this one, guys. When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was gay. Because I could draw. My uncle was, and I kept my room straight.

Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Bang and Macklemore. Same love. What a great song. Yeah. I was saying to you, mate, off air, there was an interesting moment last year that happened in Australia and obviously you guys here in New Zealand would have heard about the marriage equality vote. Yes. That was going on in our country. We're and obviously you guys here in New Zealand would have heard about the marriage equality vote.

Yes. That was going on in our country. We're way behind you guys. Yeah, we beat you to it by like a good few years. And I believe Macklemore, when he sung that song at the NRL grand final last year, which is in the midst of the whole conversation that was happening, I believe he turned the vote around.

You reckon? For people to vote yes. Yeah. I honestly believe that. When he performed on such a massive stage in our country, in Australia, it was huge. It was a huge moment. Some footy bogans were still pissed off about it, eh?

Don't bring your politics into our footy. People hated it, but I think it did more, you know, it helped more than harm, I think. Yeah, good. Okay, well, massive song and deserved winner for birthday banger. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Mate, this afternoon I kind of want to talk to you about something that really upset me that one of my friends came to me

and asked my advice for. Sure. And I honestly, I think I know what I need to tell her, but I want to get your take on it. And she's been dating this guy for about three months. So it's a new relationship. She's really liked him and things have been going really well between them. Anyway, she said to me that recently she's been sleeping over at his house and he's been sleeping at her place and everything's been fine. And he made a comment to her recently that she doesn't really know how to take.

Okay. So recently she's become more comfortable and she's been going to bed when he's been sleeping over without a bra on. He makes the comment to her and I don't know exactly how he said it. Yeah. But he's mentioned to her that he doesn't like it when she doesn't wear a bra to bed. Huh? Huh?

And he kind of alluded to the fact that he doesn't like the way she looks. Oh, my God. When she's not wearing a bra to bed. Oh, my God. How new is this relationship? So about three months. And for me, I automatically was so shocked that someone has said that to someone that you're dating. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Why are you even dating them? Well, up until this point. If you feel that way about them. Well, that's what I said. I said, obviously, you know, I don't know. I don't know everything to it. I'm obviously getting, you know, I don't know everything to it. I'm obviously getting, you know, her side of the story. Yeah.

But my brain went to the person you're dating is meant to make you feel beautiful and they're meant to make you feel comfortable. And they shouldn't be saying those kind of things to you. I was so shocked. I didn't know what to say to her. Also, when you get to that part of the relationship, when you're comfortable enough to do that, that's that's the good bit yeah that's when you're like cool we're let it all hang out yeah we're really getting to know each other we're comfortable

around each other we're all people we're all the same what is her reaction to it so she's come to you for advice she was devastated yeah but she hasn't just pulled stumps and gone i'm not interested in this guy anymore i mean i think it's hard because I can relate. As a female, I mean, I struggle with my self-confidence and I struggle sometimes, you know, when someone says something to you to be like, oh, I don't care what they think. Yeah. And to make it worse, it's someone who you actually really do care

what they think, you know? Also, getting naked in front of someone is a big deal. It's a daunting thing. It's like you build up to it and then you go, all right, turn the light off. Let's just get it over and done with. I know. And then if you finally feel comfortable enough to do that,

to bear everything, and then they come at you with a statement like that. So why has she not just gone, screw it, I don't want to see this guy anymore? She said to me she was actually in shock when it kind of happened because obviously she was caught off guard. She didn't really know was actually in shock when it kind of happened because obviously she was caught off guard. She didn't really know how to react or what to say. Yeah. But she

said to me, she cried herself to sleep. Like she felt horrible about herself. It has felt horrible. Screw that guy. Honestly. Horrible. Screw that guy. And I said, she goes, but he's such a nice guy. Is he? Is he? And I was like, yeah, but if he's saying stuff like that,

how good of a person? You're not saying that to someone that you're dating. It is the literal tip of the iceberg. This is the kind of guy that once you move in together, he's going to be watching what you eat. He's the guy who's going to be going, oh, hey, are you going to go to the gym this morning? He's the kind of guy who's going to be checking on your clothing

and going, oh, we're going up a size, are we? You're just setting yourself up. If he's not making you feel good about yourself within the first three months, ditch him. Then get out, right? Get out. It's one of those things, I guess, that's really hard because she really likes him.

But then, you know, do you put yourself first? You need to put yourself first in that situation. Yeah, you do. But you as the friend need to help her reach that decision. You as the friend in the situation need to be the person who guides her to make the right, you know? And to be honest, when I was chatting to her, my initial reaction was like, what the absolute is going on?

Get rid of him straight away. Yeah. But then I was also mindful of, you know, it's not my relationship. I don't know the full story, but, you know, come on. Yeah. I want to ask on 0800 dial ZM this afternoon, give some advice to my friend. I want to hear from the people.

What would you do? Right. How would you react? And what should my friend do? Well, you know my opinion. It's pretty straightforward. For you and I, I think you and I are on the same boat. Yeah, why?

Do you think there could be a different take on it? Yeah, sure. Okay, yeah, yeah. Look, it's already starting to light up on 0800DALZM. Yeah. You can text us as well, 9696. We'd love to hear from you this afternoon. Brie and Clint on ZDM.

You've opened a can of worms this afternoon. I'm heated, mate. Brianna. I'm heated. Yeah. One of my mates. Oh, I can't even. She's been dating a guy for about three months.

They're boyfriend and girlfriend. They've been sleeping over at each other's places. And she recently, yes. You didn't tell me they were boyfriend and girlfriend. Yes, so they're official. So they're full official. They're full official. Yeah.

Okay. I don't know exactly how long for, but they've been dating for about three months. And she's recently been going to bed without a bra on. And he makes a comment and says, I don't know exactly what, but pretty much alludes to and pretty much says that he doesn't like it when she doesn't wear a bra to bed because he doesn't like the way she looks.

Major, major red flag. Huge red flag. We think so. We think red flag. Can I just ask also, how uncomfortable is it to wear a bra to bed? I mean, depends. Like if you're wearing a sports bra,

then, you know, go for it. But I mean, it is very nice. Not ideal though, right? It is very nice unleashing the girls at night time. Let me tell you, it is a lot more comfortable. We have both made our opinions very clear. Not okay.

Not okay. You're meant to uplift your partner. You're meant to make them feel great about themselves. We've gone straight for dump them. We've gone, don't bother getting an explanation. Don't do any of that. Just cut them. Just find someone better for yourself.

You know what? Put yourself first. It's actually a blessing that he's done this. Yeah. Because it shows his true character. Someone actually texted that in and said she should be thanking him because he has revealed himself so early and she can move on with a clear conscience.

But 0800DALZEDM, what do you reckon? Kyla, hi, welcome to the show. Hi. What do you think, Kyla? So I've been with my partner now for about three years and he has said that to me quite a few times. But it's hard when you don't know how it's been said or the context of it, and you're only hearing one side of the story,

because for me, I take it as that's what he prefers, but he also doesn't degrade me if I don't wear one to bed. Like, I just say to him, shut up, it's uncomfortable. What's his, yeah, what's his reasoning? Yeah, why? When he says to you, hey, cover yourself up for bed, what's the reasoning? Yeah, why? When he says to you, hey, cover yourself up for bed, what's the reasoning behind it? I think it's just maybe how things have been portrayed to him.

He thinks that it's sexier when a girl wears lingerie to bed because that's what it looks like on movies or whatever when a girlfriend's trying to impress the boy. She gets herself all dressed up and stuff and it is nice to do that sometimes but also it is it isn't very comfortable to go to sleep in. But Kyla, would you agree it's also nice when, you know, someone loves you for you

and you don't have to wear sexy underwear to bed all the time? Oh, 110% and you, like, it's having different relationships too, like me and my partner in front of our friends. Yeah. We have the most ridiculous relationship and my friends will tell him off because he'll mention something called,

call me chubby or... Whoa! Gee, whoa. It's not, it's not. And it's like, I know that he's just joking because he'll also say, you're beautiful and I love you just the way you are. That's making me upset though, Kyla.

Hey, Kyla, it's your relationship, mate. And obviously we're not in it and we're hearing it anecdotally. But so long as you're happy and you feel safe and respected, then that's okay. But interesting. Let's go to Tegan. Hi, Tegan. Hi, Tegan. Hey, how are you guys?

Good. What do you think? Yeah, a guy tells you that you're in a new relationship, that he doesn't like your body and you should wear a bra to bed. What do you think about it? Well, I've actually sort of been like in a new relationship that he doesn't like your body and you should wear a bra to bed what do you think about it well i've actually sort of been like in a similar relationship with like an ex where he would um portray other girls as like prettier than me and they had something that i didn't which made them prettier than me and is that why he's an ex to you that's why he's an ex but i also like relied a lot friends. Like, I think you're being a real supportive friend

and, like, I think it's 100% okay to give your opinion and what you think she should do if it was you. But, like... What's your advice for Bree's friend? If you were Bree, what would you be saying to her? I would just honestly, I'd be like, hey, like, I don't think he's a good guy for you. I think he could do so much better.

Like, you know, and just build your could do so much better like, you know, and just build your friend up because she sounds like, you know, like he sounds like a bit of a douche. Yeah, and to be honest, hearing how she was speaking to me, she was so upset, Tegan. So it was obviously said in a way that, you know, wasn't just a joke. Like it was said in a way that made her feel not very good about herself. The text machine is overwhelmingly one

sided saying just get the hell out of there. Someone said I married a pig like that. It just gets worse. I decided to show my daughters that no man should talk to a woman like that and so I cut him off. So that's what she should do. Just before we wrap it all up. Because it goes both ways though.

It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman. In a relationship, you should build your partner up. Do you want to wrap this up with a man's opinion? I would love to hear. Okay, Matt. Matt there, Matt. Everyone's listening to you, Matt. What do you reckon?

I reckon she should get rid of him, to be honest. Matt sounds like a true, real man to me. I mean, what sort of straight guy wouldn't want a girl sleeping naked next to him? Well, there's a very primal take on it as well. Okay. I like you, Matt. I like you a lot.

Thank you, Matt. Brie and Clint on ZDM. I've got a list here of the top causes of selfie-related deaths worldwide. Is there a lot? Yeah. So since 2013, this is an interesting stat, the media has reported on 111 deaths by selfie.

What, so people in the middle of taking a selfie, haven't been concentrating? They've done something in their selfie that put themselves in some sort of position which has killed them all in pursuit of the selfie. They've done it for the gram. They've died for the gram. Because you see like videos online,

the videos that make me feel sick. Have you seen those guys on top of skyscrapers? Oh, and they hang off the edge? Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. I can't even watch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't watch it.

Makes my butthole tight. Oh. So here we have 111 selfie-related deaths reported since 2013. There's probably more. These are just the ones that the media have reported on. So what do you think the top cause of death was? Like what instance? Yeah, what were they doing?

It could be something to do with near a cliff or something. Yeah, actually. In nature. Could well be. Of the 111, 57, by far the top amount, died from drowning. What? Taking selfies. How?

I guess over water, if you're near a cliff, maybe you're hanging off a bridge, that kind of thing. Oh, maybe. Oh, wow. 27 people died from falling. So that's again, that's that cliff line or hanging off the side of the building. Have you seen the Facebook video of the guy who slips?

Oh my God, no, I can't. I can't even. He's doing that and he's doing the bit where they go down and then he's doing a one-handed chin up off the side of a skyscraper and he slips. Oh God. 18 people. This is a really grim list.

18 people crushed by trains taking selfies. Again, what sort of selfie are you trying to get? Dangerous. What sort of, are you doing the lying down on the train tracks one? Eight people have taken selfies with guns and died from gunshots. Well, if you're tuning in right now, bring Clint the Grimace radio chat.

Seven people from electrocutions, six from truck collisions, four people trying to take animal selfies And the animals go, nah, not keen for that 3 from explosions And yeah, that's about it You know what I love about you, mate? What's that?

You bring all the happy chat to this show Oh my god, I heard she bought all her followers She would, she's such a bitch It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. Yeah, welcome to it, New Zealand. A game where Brie and I go head-to-head in a battle to see who can guess the Instagram followership of some well-known celebrities.

Mate, I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you, I mean. I'm coming for you. Ellie is here. Ellie Ellie you are going to Give us the celebrities It's first to three Currently the ledger For this game between you and I

It's two games apiece Bree So whoever wins this Will take the lead Oh no Does that mean we'll be On the radio for five weeks? God who would have thought This thing would have lasted

Not me Ellie when you're ready Give us a celebrity, and we have 10 seconds to answer. All right. First celeb, my fave perm of all time, not yours, sorry, Justin Timberlake. Oh, JT.

JT. I don't follow him, but for no other reason than I just don't. I'm going to go with that number there because he is hot. That's an eight, by the way. Alright, for Justin Timberlake. Brie, you've said 38 million. Clint, you've said 48 million. God, we are so in tune. I know.

We're in sync too. You want to borrow something? Was it purposely an in sync pun? Oh, because of the perm. Oh, I'm being slow. Anyway, Justin Timberlake has 50.7, therefore Clint gets the point. Damn it! Thank you very much.

Ellie, when you're ready, please give us celebrity number two. All right, celebrity number two, Jamie Currie. Oh, I know this. I know the range. Although not since she's come back on YouTube, but we're dealing with Instagram. I'm going to go with... Yeah, I'm fairly confident in this. It's a lot on YouTube, but we're dealing with Instagram. I'm going to go with... Yeah, I'm fairly confident.

It's a lot on Facebook, I know that. I've gone too big. She's very different on Instagram than she is on Facebook. You've got to remember that. Alright, Jamie Curry's biggest fan. For Jamie Curry, Clint, you've said $480,000. Yep. Brie, you've said $2 million. She's got $9 million on

Facebook. Fair, but Jamie Curry only has $425,000, so Clint, you said 2 million. She's got 9 million on Facebook. Fear, but Jamie Carrey only has 425,000. So Clint, you take the point. I almost got it spot on. That one hurt. I was within 50,000. All right. Well, are you going to the wedding or what? Can we get a score update there, Ellie?

All right. It's actually 2-0 to Clint. I can't even say that. So are you saying this is make or break? It is make or break. Are you saying if I get this point, I win the game? Oh, yeah. I'm going to get in point, I win the game? Oh, yeah. I'm going to get in your head right now, Ellie.

Oh, not much up there. All right. Thank you for that. So, Ella, the third one. Soundkeeper Annabelle. Oh. I hope you're watching her feed. Yeah, I've got this, actually.

Yeah. For Soundkeeper Annabelle, if you're not following her, you can follow her at soundkeeperannabelle on Instagram. She's the person who has created the secret sound for us this year. You need to follow her if you want clues. It's what I would call a burgeoning account. God, I've gone too low. All right.

Brie, you've said 1,200. I love seeing Ellie try and figure out the math. Honestly, my head is going crazy right now. Clint, you've said 1200. I love seeing Ellie try and figure out the maths. Honestly, my head is going crazy right now. Clint, you've said 1700. Correct. Okay. Soundgiver Annabelle has 1446. Oh. So, hang on.

It's a point to Brie. I didn't even make it to school. Let me just check. 14. Yeah, you were within 200. Let me just check. I barely passed. Yeah, you were the 200. I was, yeah. I barely passed the basic maths. All right, 2-1.

2-1. We're still at game break. She's still in it. We're still at match point. She's still in it. All right. Another celebrity for the Insta fame game. Please, Ellie.

All right. Nicole Kidman. She's an Aussie. Nicole Kidman. Looking out for you, mate. Who cares? Does anyone care about Nicole Kidman on Instagram? I like her. She's an Aussie. Nicole Kidman. Looking out for you, mate. Who cares? Does anyone care about Nicole Kidman on Instagram? I like her.

She's right. On Instagram, though. Yeah. All right. So for Nicole Kidman. Just pictures of her putting on lots of sunscreen. Brie, you've said 680,000. Oh, she's bigger than that.

Clint, you've said 2.5 million. 2.5 million, yeah. And now again, my maths has gone crazy. Oh, no, it's in the middle. Because Nicole Kidman has 1.6 million, which means... It's Clint. It's Clint. Yay!

Hey, Brie. Yes? Good game. Yeah, thanks, mate. Thanks, Ellie. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Let me put you into a headspace right now where you receive a text message and it's just instant anxiety.

Ah. You know the text messages I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. Where you're like, oh, no. And you write back furiously and then they take ages to reply. Yeah, I'm thinking of multiple situations and, again, all of them in my mind are just going, oh, God, what have I done? What have I done?

What did I do on the weekend? What did I say? Who did I say it to? Yeah. I've got a list here that actually comes from a website where people have written in which what they think is the four top most anxiety-inducing text messages you can receive. Good.

Okay, cool. So if you're in your car right now, just relax because you're not receiving these. We're just talking about it. Number one, when you get a text message from your boss. Sorry. It's only text on the record. How old is that phone? I think it's a Nokia 3310. Just go with it. It's fine. Is that the phone you're using? No, it's only text on the record. How old is that phone? I think it's a Nokia 3310.

Just go with it. It's fine. Is that the phone you're using? No, it's a sound effect. It's a sound effect. It's the sound effect machine from the 1990s. It's a nice universal one because we do an iPhone sound effect. All the Android users will go, that's on Lisa.

And who's using a Nokia? No one. That's my point. It's nice and neutral. Right, it's neutral. Just do it again. Say it again. Right, so you get this text message from your boss.

Hey. Wait. Oh, God, it's long. Now go. Hey, we need to talk tomorrow. Oh. Why not now? Yeah.

Why not tell me now? Yeah, we need to talk from anybody is rough. Oh, I hate that one. That's horrible. Number two. From your friend. Wait, rough. Oh, I hate that one. That's horrible. Number two. From your friend. Wait, wait. Yeah, go.

God damn it. Number two, a text from your friend. The most anxiety-inducing text. Yes, it says, oh my God, you last night, dot, dot, dot,

so loose. No, a good friend doesn't text you that because they know, they know you're in the horrors. They know you have alcohol anxiety. Anxiety. Which, a good friend doesn't text you that because they know you're in the horrors. They know you have alcohol anxiety. Anxiety. Which is a sign of problem drinking, everybody.

Anxiety. Everybody gets it. No, a good friend wouldn't do that to you. I've received that text message a lot lately, actually. Number three. The person. Wait. Oh, no, that was.

Hey, Ben made it shorter. Thank you, Ben. Appreciate that. The person you're casually sleeping with. Hi. So I had a test done. On multiple levels too because you're a girl and you're sleeping with a guy and he texts and goes,

hey, I just had a test done and you go, oh, my God, what disease do I have? Is it a driving test? What kind of test is it? No, and then you're a guy and you're sleeping with a guy and he texts and goes, hey, I've just had a test done and you go, oh my God, what disease do I have? Is it a driving test? What kind of test is it? No, and then you're a guy and you get that text from a girl and you go, oh my God, she's pregnant. True. You know?

Works on multiple levels. Yeah, I can't believe that's not number one. Multifaceted. Number one text that induces anxiety. God. That was a long one. That's it. Just a longer one. Mate, I'm getting anxiety from that.

What is it? It's from your partner and they say, did you leave the toilet seat up again? I want to take you to Detroit, Michigan for a minute. Over to the States. Did you leave the toilet seat up again? Brie and Clint on ZDM. I want to take you to Detroit, Michigan for a minute, over to the States. Can you take me somewhere nice? No, we're going to Detroit and I think I've found

the most talented pizza delivery guy in the world. Okay. So let me set the scene. A family orders a pizza. This guy turns up. His name is Bryce. He's 18. He delivers the pizzas. And as he looks into the home, he sees a grand piano. He says to them, oh, I love your piano. That's beautiful. Can I have a look? And they said, yeah, come on in, have a look. He walks on in and he sits down at the piano and he said, do you mind if I play it?

The pizza guy? Yeah, the pizza guy. Pizza guy has said, first of all, can I come into your house? He loves pianos. And he didn't have a gun? No. He was a pizza guy. He's 18.

He's fine. And he didn't want to rob them? No. He walks in, sits down and he asks, can I play your piano? And they said, yeah, of course, go for it. And this is what he plays. This is actually him. This is a video of him playing Beethoven's Moonlight.

Wait for it. And it continues on. Right. Unbelievable. I know what you're asking. Why does he have to be a pizza man? Well, because no one's paying you to do this. That's the thing.

But it gets even more interesting. Oh my God, it was Beethoven. No. In disguise. Beethoven's dead. The guy, Bryce. Beethoven the dog. He taught himself how to play piano.

Never had a lesson. Let that sink in because I took four years of saxophone and let me tell you, I can't play shit. And we will leave you with Bryce the Pizza Man from Detroit live on A Stranger's Piano. This is a beautiful piece. Wonderful. Can't wait to invite the Uber Eats guy in to see if he wants to have a go on my guitar. Gym buffs.

Listen up. Put your protein shakes down. Oh, that's me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, that's me. Put your 200 grams of chicken breast down. I love waking up at five and just kicking it at the gym for a couple of hours before work.

Just really. Look, Beyonce has the same number of hours on her day as you do. Just pump that iron. Just work on my glutes. Well, here you go. Some gym information for you. Not enough gym information on this show for my liking. Now, I use this word very

sensitively. Well here we go. Science has revealed that girl push-ups this is their words are just as good for you as regular push-ups. Why is it a girl push-up? I don't know. Because mostly girls do them? But then you were doing them at F45

with me the other week. I mean you were doing them at F45 with me the other week. I mean, you were doing them in every station. All the other guys were getting into it. There was girls ripping into the push-ups, and here's Clint on his knees. Not unusual. Listen to the information, okay? The girl push-ups that we're referring to,

and again, that's their word, not mine. It's the one where you're on your knees instead of up on your toes. Yes. So on your toes, your chest is bearing 60 to 70% of your entire body weight. Okay. So if you weigh 100 kilos,

you're pushing 70 kilos. Yeah, and I feel like it's unfair because I weigh a lot. So how am I meant to hold up this big ring? Especially in the upper body, eh? Yeah. That's where all the... I mean, my cans weigh a lot. So how am I meant to hold up this big ring? Especially in the upper body, eh? Yeah. That's where all the... I mean, my cans weigh a ton.

Let's stop calling them girl push-ups. Let's call them knee push-ups. Knee push-ups. I like that. Draws 40 to 50% of your body weight. Oh, so it's not that different. It's not that much different, but the key is, so long as you're doing them until you can't do anymore, it does the same thing.

Right. And how much... You're just going to exhaustion. And how many calories do I burn when I do no push-ups? Because they're my favourite. One of my all-time favourite TV shows is Antiques Roadshow. Oh, how good is Antiques Roadshow? God, it's good. I actually prefer Pawn Stars these days. But what? No, Pawn Stars. I thought prefer porn stars these days. But what?

No, porn stars. I thought you were going to say something else. No, P-A-W-N. I love that show too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So good. And what's the one where they go to the storage lockers? Storage Wars.

Oh, how good Storage Wars. So good. What about Pickers? American Pickers. No, I don't know that one. Oh, okay. Yeah, neither. But Storage Wars.

It's good. And Antiques Roadshow. But Storage Wars. It's good. And Antiques Roadshow. It's so good. So good. Similar to Pawn Stars, you want to hear this story because a violin has been taken to a pawn shop and the pawn shop has purchased the violin for $50. Yeah.

And then they've done some research. Turns out the violin was actually worth $250,000. Wow. Is it a Stradivarius? Is that what they're called? Yeah, I think you nailed that. Stradivarius. Yeah. So apparently the violin was actually stolen in a robbery

a couple of weeks beforehand and then obviously the robbers were trying to get rid of all the stuff and I love that the robbers sold it for 50 bucks. Yeah. Sucker. I was going to say sucker. Sucker what? I was going to say sucker.

No, no, say it again. Just give me a sucker. Trust me. Trust sucker. Sucker what? I was going to say sucker. No, no, say it again. Just give me a sucker. Trust me, trust me. Sucker. Yeah. So, okay, so the porn shop now has a $250,000 violin. Are they going to do anything to get it back to its rightful owner? Apparently they're actually now trying to find the people who lost it

and they're going to return it. Because I always see those ones, and it's the same as porn stars, when they con some little old lady out of something, they go, lady, this teacup's only worth $3. Do you reckon they do that on porn stars? And then you find out it's the cup that Hitler used to have his breakfast out of? You know, something like that. And I'm always like, no, this isn't fair.

We are literally watching someone get ripped off. I love when they get The experts in And it's actually just Their mate from down at the pub No it's the expert And the expert comes in Half drunk

And he's like It's worthless Shit Nah you can get rid of it eh Nah this is shit Nah I'll tell you what I'd like to take this

And just shove it right up your How much I'd like to take this and just shove it right up your... How much fancier does our show get when you play that music? It's nice, eh? Yeah. We did jazz a little while ago too. That was good. You should do it more often.

Watch out. Rebrand coming. A bit of country music next too. Classiest drive home. Let me get my monocle. Brie and Clint on ZDM.