ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 31st 2019

Episode Date: July 31, 2019

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I've got something to play you guys. Do you know how I said the other day that a lot of people use this podcast to go to sleep? Yes. I have found what is supposed to be the world's most relaxing song. And the reason I found this, I'm going to play it for you guys. The reason I found this is because we're trying to get Tui to go to sleep. And we tried everything, white noise, all these things.

Lucy found this song and it seems to work. It's a song that's been created by neuroscientists and it's supposed to be the world's most relaxing song to a point that they reckon that this song can actually reduce anxiety within people. Really? If you listen to this

song. If you're in the car right now listening to this podcast, probably not a good idea to listen to this part. Oh, yeah. I'd probably skip ahead. Not yet. Hear about it first. I haven't played it yet. Oh, right.

Well, when we start playing the song, I just don't want anyone to be in the car and then they listen to it. Oh, yeah, don't worry. You make that face, but what if it happened? Don't worry. Well, yeah, fair enough. You're the one endorsing it. No, I am endorsing it.

Because I've listened to this song For the last Like two weeks Three weeks Over and over We listen Because it's a five minute song And you put it on loop

We must listen to it about Four hundred times a night Oh god But it seriously is The most relaxing thing I've ever heard Ellie you You use noises to go to sleep

You use rain noises Yeah I do So I'm keen to get your take on this. She uses crap rain noises. Crap rain noises. She literally, I bet, are they free? Yeah. Yeah, you can tell. It doesn't even sound like rain. It works for me, mate. I do love when it's raining to go

to sleep. Real rain. You live in an apartment building though. How can you hear the rain? You can hear it. Right. Well, I think you can Because my window There's like a courtyard outside So I can hear the rain Hitting the courtyard

What about Ben You sleep outside a lot When you're camping Yeah You like it to rain on your tent Yeah I don't mind it There's nothing better than that Yeah

Well maybe And maybe it's this song How often did you say You've been listening to this Just on repeat Every night Yeah it's got You gave me the song to load

The audio Yeah 48 and a half million views. Yeah, because you put it on loop so it just continues playing. In other news, the Hot Mess Express song, Send It,

has 66,000 streams on Spotify. That will not put you to sleep though. No, that'll do the opposite. Yeah. That'll get you going for a bit. That is fire. So this song is called Weightless. Do you want to hear it?

Yeah, I want to hear it. Okay, this is what's supposed to be, according to neuroscientists, the world's most relaxing song. All right. Oh, yeah, that's great. And this is the bit where you need to fast forward if you're driving. Yeah, fast forward now. They do say that you shouldn't listen.

They're supposed to be doing it on the radio. They're supposed to be doing it on the podcast. You know what? there's no need to play it on the radio there's no need to be doing it on the podcast alright I'm not relaxed yet maybe close your eyes. Sounds like a really bad Moby song. Does it not? What about you? Nah, it gets me. It's good, yeah? It does get me, yeah.

It's got like a heartbeat behind it. I'll tell you what it does do. I don't like it. You don't like it? No. Can you do me a favour? Yeah. Try it tonight. Okay. I'll send you the link. Alright. Just put it on your phone. That's you what it does do. I don't like it. You don't like it? No. Can you do me a favour? Yeah. Try it tonight. I'll send you the link. Alright. Just put it on your phone. That's all you need to do. Maybe I need

to be in the environment. Yeah, and put it on loop. Okay. No shit. This gave me the craziest dreams of my whole life. You know cheese dreams? Yeah. You know when you have cheese before bed and you get those dreams? This will do this to you. This will do something that unlocks some level of relaxation within you

Yeah Where you have Oh my god Clint was so relaxed He wet the bed Did you? No I didn't But I heard you did

Oh I pooed the bed Oh that was it yeah That's not bad If you're looking for this song It's by Marconi Union And it's called Weightless Or If you want some relaxing

Sounds for bed I can do them for you. Go on, you go. I'll make soothing ocean sound. I nearly choked. Oh, God. Yeah, that's nice. What?

What was that? You guys don't know that Simpsons reference? No, I do. What? What was that? Car! Car! You guys don't know that Simpsons reference? No, I do. I was just letting you have it. I was going to go, here comes the seagull. This is so relaxing. I love that gag on the Simpsons.

Here is today's podcast, everybody, if you're still awake. Enjoy. Your eyes are getting heavy. Sleep. Sleep. Get in. Let's go. Now let me see you dance.

ZDM's Brie and Clint. Cut it, everybody. How you doing? Brie and Clint. Hello, guys. I've just read something super exciting. Yes. Which I'm just going to check it's Hello, guys. I've just read something super exciting. Yes. Which I'm just going to check it's not on the show. Yeah.

Not on the show. No, not on the show. Guys, have you heard about the cinema? The new cinema in New Zealand? This is what I was going to tell you about today. Yes. I didn't make the show. Yeah.

But this is exciting. There's a new cinema opening in Auckland that's going to let you bring your dog to the movies. Yeah, dog cinema. Doggy sessions. Can you go if you don't have a dog? This is what I was talking with Lucy, my wife, about this morning. That was her exact question as well. Because I don't have a dog, but I'd love to go to a cinema that does.

Do you think, I don't have a dog, and I've never had a dog, and I want a dog. Do dog owners get annoyed when other people want to pat their dog? I think it's a compliment. It is a compliment, but dog owners get annoyed when other people want to pat their dog? I think it's a compliment. It is a compliment, but does it get annoying? See, I'm trying to put myself in that position. Nah, I'd love it. Because it's bringing joy to someone else. Have you ever lived with a dog in

an urban area though? You guys are on a farm. Not many people are around to pat it. Would it get annoying to walk down the main street in town and every time you go somewhere people are like, oh my God, what are we doing?

Buy an ugly dog then. I saw it in Ponsonby. It honestly looked like a bald cat. Yes. It was a Chinese crusted. Is that what it's called? What?

I've never heard of that before. You've never heard? Hold on, wait, let me Google it. People will know what I'm talking about. You know the dog it is?

You know in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? Do you know that movie? No. Is it the Heath Ledger one? No, it's the Matthew McConaughey and Kate... Is that Seven Things I Hate About You? Oh, my God.

That's what I'm thinking of. It's this dog. Oh, is that a Miley Cyrus song? Yeah. Oh, that dog. I just had one of those. It's bald on the body and then it's got hair on its head and feet. Did you pet it?

No, I was too scared. I think it was a miniature one of those. That's the dog you get if you don't want people to pet it. Yeah, a bald one. Could we have a conversation one day about ugly dogs? Like what's an ugly dog? That's a mean conversation, eh? That is.

Let's do ugly babies. Yeah, good idea, Pete. Who's got an ugly baby? No, I'm joking. They're all weird looking. Next on the show, you might have heard Fletch, Vaughan and Megan talk about this this morning,

but using data, which we can these days, a study has been done to find out what the world's favourite cake is. And more than that, more local than that, what New Zealand's favourite cake is. And more than that, more local than that, what New Zealand's favourite cake is. We've bucked the trend. We don't agree with the world's favourite cake. What would be New Zealand's favourite cake?

I want you to start thinking about it. See if you can pick it. Think what it is for you and then what you think it is for everybody else. Oh, I know what it is for me. Okay, well, hold on to that. I think everyone in our team knows pretty well. Yeah, you're very matter-of-fact about yours.

I'm very straight down the line on cake. We'll talk cake next after the Jonas Brothers. Bree and Clint, ZM. I'm feeling so cool. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Things in life are very personal, you know? Like you've got your own tastes and no one else. It's not for anybody else.

One of those things is cake, your preference in cake. That's why when it's someone's birthday, you need to find out what sort of cake they like so that you get them the cake they want and not the cake that you preference in cake. That's why when it's someone's birthday, you need to find out what sort of cake they like so that you get them the cake they want and not the cake that you want. Exactly. It's very, very personal. You might have heard Fletch, Vaughan and Megan

reveal this this morning. If you haven't, there is data out which says what is the world's favourite cake and by extension, what is New Zealand's favourite cake? Surely the world's favourite cake would be mud cake. It's the most common, you'd think. Mud cake. Chocolate mud cake?

Chocolate mud cake. Yeah, well, okay, I'll give you that. You're absolutely right. It is? Chocolate cake. Chocolate cake. Chocolate cake is the world's favourite cake. The way they've done this is they've looked at Google search information for the last 12 months.

Right. And they've looked at the type of cake that was searched for the most. Globally, when you amalgamate all the information, it's chocolate cake. Not here in New Zealand. Are you guys a big cake people? Are you a big cake person? I am, but only for my cakes, like the type of cake that I like. Yeah, right.

I could take or leave even chocolate cake. Same. I'm not a big cake person. You're not a big cake person? No. What about on your birthday? Nah, I'd rather a cheesecake. What about at a wedding?

When you go to a wedding? A block of cheese. That's my favourite. You know those weddings where they literally, they'll have a wheel of Gouda and then the smaller tier is like a wheel of blue? That's what I'm having at my wedding. Nice.

Is that a real thing you can get? Yeah. I'll give you a bit of advice. Bring the cake out late at that wedding. Otherwise it's going to be a very gassy reception. You'll be giving the speeches and be like, the first time I saw Bree, sorry. Do you want to know what New Zealand's favourite cake is?

I'd love to know. So Kiwis, our favourite cake is... Banana cake. Great. Oh yes, I do love a banana cake Love banana cake That's fantastic news You Kiwis

Bloody fizz For a bit of banana flavour things Like you guys have Banana flavoured milkshakes Nowhere else in the world Hate to break it to you Yeah yeah But back up the banana bus baby

When I was in Australia The last few times You guys froth banana bread Oh yeah Like every cafe has banana bread. You can buy, in Australia, you can buy banana bread at McDonald's. Can you? You can buy banana bread at a pharmacy.

No, you can't. What's the difference between banana bread and banana cake? It's a good question. Nothing. It's just a smaller. No, I think there is a difference. You reckon? Must be.

Yeah, I think it might be the yeast. I think it might be. Yeah, right. You can't make a sandwich out of banana cake. It's true. You can if you really try. The world's second, do you want to know who has a couple more? Yeah.

World's second favourite cake, red velvet. That's my favourite. There you go, Bree. I am a big advocate for red velvet, red velvet cakes, red velvet cupcakes, red velvet flavoured anything. Brie will yell at you about how good red velvet is. I love it. I never heard or had red velvet until I met Brie a year ago.

You know, well, that's blasphemy. You know, someone told me one time, they're like, you know, it's just chocolate cake with red colouring. No, it's not. I was like, bull crap. It's got cream cheese. Yeah, the cream cheese icing is key. Yes.

You don't put cream cheese icing on a chocolate cake, do you, Bray? No, but you do want a carrot cake, and that's also good. Carrot cake is my cake of choice, isn't it? And it is New Zealand's third favourite cake. Right, yeah. I don't want thick pieces of carrot in there, though.

No, grate your carrot, baby. Shred that stuff up. Real fine. Do you want to know where red velvet in there, though. No. You want it really fine. Grate your carrot, baby. Shred that stuff up. Real fine. Do you want to know where red velvet comes in in New Zealand? Where? Yes. So Kiwis rank red velvet. What did you say last?

Close. Sixth. Idiots. Close. Like I said, it's hugely personal, though. It is. So let's open it up. Maybe this data's wrong.

Maybe this data is completely off the money. What is the best kind of cake? That's what we're asking this afternoon. Right at that three o'clock part of work where you're like, shit, I could go a snack right now. We're going to spend 45, well, not that long.

We're going to spend the next 15 minutes talking about cake. We're keeping it simple. Yeah. You can text us on 9696. What's your favourite cake? What is the best cake? And we'll get a good feeling of what New Zealand wants.

What's your favourite cake? I am copying it on the text machine. For your red velvet stance? Brie, you're so stupid for liking red velvet. It is literally a weak, plain chocolate cake filled with red food colouring. No, because there's buttermilk in it. It's normal chocolate cake. There's normal milk.

And you've got cream cheese icing. You know, I don't care if it's just a colour change. It feels different. So that's fine. But the icing makes it though. Yeah, but who cares? If it tastes different in your mouth, that's all that matters.

It doesn't taste like chocolate cake. It doesn't taste like chocolate cake. It doesn't taste like chocolate cake. And I'm going to choose to believe it's not. Global results say that chocolate cake is the world's favourite cake and New Zealand's favourite cake like chocolate cake. It doesn't taste like chocolate cake. I'm going to choose to believe it's not. Global results say that chocolate cake is the world's favourite cake and New Zealand's favourite cake is banana cake. But we want to know from you, what's your favourite cake? 0800 dial ZM.

Hi, Stacey. Hello. What do you think, Stace? My mum's carrot cake, actually. Yeah, girl. What's so good about it? Your mum's recipe. I feel weird saying it on air, but it's very moist.

I do love a moist cake. I do love mum's moist carrot cake. You've touched on an interesting point too, because there's a subcategory in this, and there's carrot cake and then there's mum's carrot cake. Because you pulled me back on something there. My favourite cake is my mum's carrot cake as then there's mum's carrot cake. Because you pulled me back onto something there. My favourite cake is my mum's carrot cake as well. It is good.

It tastes different. You know when you say, oh, it's a nice moist cake? Just saying, oh, it's a nice damp cake, does that work? No. Okay. I don't know why, but it doesn't. Hi, Brandon. Hi, Brandon.

Hey, guys. What cake? Cake chat, Brandon. Hi, Brandon. Hey, guys. What cake? Cake chat, yeah. Yeah, so a chocolate banana cake with chocolate ganache icing. Oh, damn, girl. Damn, you fancy. Welcome to New Zealand's hottest home baker, Brandon. Come on down.

That sounds nice. Is that something you can whip up? Yeah, if I had to. Right. Because a guy who can cook is hot. Is a guy who can bake hot, Bree? Yes. Yeah? Yes I had to. Right. Is a guy who can, because a guy who can cook is hot. Is a guy who can bake hot, Bree? Yes. Yeah?

Yes. All right. Sign Brandon up to the Bachelorette 2019. Hi, Jess. Hi. What do you reckon, Jess? Marble cake. Oh, hashtag throwback.

Marble cake. Marble cake. Isn't that just. Nobody makes them anymore. Nobody makes them anymore. You're right. No. I think that's an example of something that is largely food colouring.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's like, do you guys have a New Zealand rainbow coloured ice cream? We've got Neapolitan. Is that what you're talking about? No, I'm talking like it's a rainbow coloured, like there's blues and pinks and yellows. Do you mean shaved ice or ice cream? Ice cream.

It's a big thing in Aussie. It turns out it's just vanilla. They just colour it that way to get the kids to pick it. Kids are so stupid. Someone's texted and said the best cake is sponge cake. Wow. A good sponge is good, but sponge is the filler of cake. Isn't that just the standard?

Yeah. I do. I think we can all agree the best cake is cheesecake. Well, you said earlier cheesecake is not a cake. Well, not really. You changed your stance.

No, I don't think it's a cake. Jodie, take us home. What is the best cake? I'm here back, Brie. I often say that Red Velvet is all the way. Yes, Jodie, yes. Is Red Velvet...

But I also wanted to back up and say the Red Velvet actually originates from the Amish and gets its colouring from beetroot. Right. Does it? Red Velvet. Maybe old-time gross, but now it's good. Red Velvet seems like a very fancy cake for the Amish.

I was going to say, but instead of putting beetroot, gross, we just put chemicals in food colouring. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Afternoon, Dean McCarthy.

Good to talk to you. Hello, sir. Hi, guys. Hello, hello. Big controversy in the music world today, Dean. Katy Perry's been taken to court and she's lost. She's lost. Okay, here's what happened.

Now, you may remember her hit song, Dark Horse. We all loved that song maybe two or three years ago. Well, apparently, and according to a jury today, parts of that song ripped off a 2004 Christian rap song. Didn't even know Christian rap was a genre. That's the way it is. Anyway, the song, that in itself should be a lawsuit. Anyway, the song, there's a very distinctive sound from that song that does sound very,

very similar to the Dark Horse song. The jury unanimously decided that it was, in fact, ripping off a very important part. Now, today, the next step is this. How much money will they get? Well, she made $3.5 million from that song. The record label made $31 million from that song. How important was that sound to the success of the song? That's what they're now deciding as we speak in the courtroom.

So it will be a little bit. Yeah. Really important. Is that why the song was a hit? Stay tuned. I've never thought about it like that, that you attribute a certain amount to the beat, a certain amount to Juicy J.

The lyrics. A certain amount to Katy Perry. Yeah, right. Okay. Also, this story really tripped me out. Jay-Z wants to launch his own line of vape pens. It's smart. Yes.

Now, here's the deal. Now, I hate to brag, but let me just brag for two and a half seconds, please. You're not going to read this anywhere. This is not a gossip thing. This is not a TMZ. This is a Dean.com, okay, exclusive. A little something I found out from Hollywood.

Now, here's what happened, right? Jay-Z wanted to launch his own vape pen, you know, not just for tobacco, for other things, right? Anyway, he was trying to launch it with a company in LA and the company in LA were totally down for it. But Jay-Z had ridiculous diva demands. Every time he flew out to LA, he had to bring his entire entourage and they had to hire a private jet, one of the big ones,

$120,000 every time Jay-Z wanted to meet with them and the company had to put the bill. In the end, it was so extravagant that they actually axed the deal. They were like, we can't even handle. It's such a big deal to work with him that we're out. We're out.

Tapped out. It will not be happening with this company. Right. I think that'll be a mistake. Yeah, I think they might regret that. They should have paid it. Because it's Jay-Z. Exactly.

He is a marketing mogul. All you've got to do is get it over the line. As soon as there's a vape pen in the next Beyonce music video, which they will do. Everyone will want it. Yeah. Way to make vaping cool, Jay-Z, as well, by the way. Yeah, can you stop it, Jay-Z?

We're not sure it's good for you. Okay. We're not sure. It's definitely not. That is a Dean McCarthy exclusive for the latest this afternoon. Thank you very much. Thanks, Dean. ZM's Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Spree and Clint's Go To with New World. Every Wednesday, to celebrate New World's Go To range, we've got your chance to pick us up with your Go To meal and win a $500 New World voucher. So picture this. You're interested in someone. You really are, you know, wanting to impress them. What is your Go To meal that you're going to cook for that person?

The best bit about this is you don't even have to be able to cook it. No. Just say it to us. Exactly. We don't know. Just tell us. We don't know. Unless there's a twist and we bring you in next Wednesday to cook the meal.

To cook for us. And then whichever one of you Bree hooks up with wins the prize. No, that's a different game altogether. Hey, I like that game. Let's just keep it hypothetical for now. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi. How's it going? Good, good. You're first. You get the first chance to pick us up with your

go-to meal. What have you got? An eight-hour slow-cooked roast lamb with a red wine reduction. Oh! I do love a slow-cooked piece of meat. I'm just doing the math. In every element.

You really got yourself there, didn't you? I'm just doing the math. An eight hour slow cooked lamb red wine reduction is going to be ready at midnight tonight. Well, she might have already put it on. Have you already put it on? Have you already put it on, Renee? I normally put it on in the morning before I leave for work.

Come home and it's done. She's organised. Josie's here. Hi, Josie. Josie, you there? Hello. What's your go-to meal that you're going to cook for us to pick us up, Josie? We're going with the filet mignon with

red wine jus. Yeah, lemon parfait. I thought we'd buy lemon parfait and with boysenberries on top. Oh, you've done dessert as well. Chardon. Absolutely. The winter warmth is coming through with the red wine element of these meals too, isn't it? The red wine jus.

Most definitely. Yeah. Most definitely. It's hearty. It's comforting. I like it. In fact, I'm already at your house. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your go- It's comforting. I like it. In fact, I'm already at your house. Hi, Kylie.

Hi, Kylie. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your go-to meal that you're going to whip up? It's a coconut and lime poached fish, and I can finish it off with a chocolate chip caramel slice. Oh, you've chucked in a dessert as well. I really like that.

I think we need to level the playing field and just go back to Renee. Renee, you didn't get the chance to chuck in dessert. Do you want to put dessert on the table as well? Probably a white chocolate creme brulee. I do love a creme brulee. Okay, who got us? Is it Renee's slow-cooked lamb? Is it Josie's –

Did you see Ellie's put lots of things? She did filet mignon. Or Kylie's coconut and lime poached fish. For me, it's the poached... See, I'm thinking about the temperature outside as well. I'm thinking about how I felt in that moment, right? What got me going? Don't think about the state

you're going to be after you eat it as well. No. No. Can't think about it. Because that's not romantic. I think it's... Is it the lamb? Yeah. I think it's the lamb, isn't it? Because the slow cooked got me. She's put in a lot of effort. You put a lot of effort in. Renee, congratulations.

We've got a $500 New World voucher for you. Hot damn. Oh, wow. Thank you so much. You're very, very welcome. Stay there, though. Lamb's expensive, too. Yeah, lamb is...

Renee. Yeah. One more question for you. Have you ever cooked that for someone to impress them? Yeah. Yeah, she knows what she's doing. I could tell. Josie and Kylie, stay there as well, because we've got a $20 New World voucher

as a spot price for you guys as well. We're going to play this every Wednesday. Thanks to New World and their range of go-to recipes in-store and online, you can pick up everything you need tonight from New World. I'd love someone to call through one of these Wednesdays and just go, toasted sandwich and some oven fries. I'm a basic guy. You wouldn't mind that.

Yeah. I do love fries. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's called Buzzy G. Buzzy G. Came from producer Ellie who bought us some real Buzzy G facts. Didn't you?

How could I guess that this has come from you, producer Ellie? Like the fact that the guy who invented the Frisbee had himself cremated and turned into a Frisbee. Buzzy G. That's Buzzy G. What a baller. That's Buzzy G. Not a baller, actually.

No, he's a Frisbee. My wife and I have just had our first baby, Tui. She's three weeks old tomorrow. And my life is consumed by baby, baby information, baby everything at the moment. So what I've got for you is five Buzzy G baby facts. Okay. So I'm going to give you these facts.

And I want you guys to, it doesn't get the sting unless you guys think it's buzzy. Okay. Okay? Yeah. So I'll start off, we'll start off easy and we'll get further into it. First Buzzy G baby fact. A baby's

first poo is black. Oh! Yes. It's like tar. It's sticky and it's made up of mucus, womb fluid, and anything they ate while they were inside their mother. My sister took her first one inside

my mum's tummy. Oh yeah, that's bad when that happens that happens yeah it made my mum real sick yeah black black baby poo does that get it that's pretty busy jay buzzy jay it's the baby version baby version that sound yeah um okay hang on one two three okay here's another one. Babies poo at first. They're not all poo, but just the first couple. Babies poo at the start doesn't stink, doesn't smell like anything because there's no bacteria in their stomach yet. And the reason that your poo stinks is because of the bacteria that's in your gut and your intestine.

And babies don't have that yet. Nah, my poos don't stink. Fragrant-free poo, does that get it? Yeahos don't stink. I can't. Fragrant free poo. Does that get it? Yeah, that's weird. Buzzy G. Third Buzzy G baby fact. Babies have got taste buds on their tonsils.

Yeah, no. And we don't? And we don't. No. They move off our tonsils. Did anyone else in this room think your tonsils at any point was that dangly thing in the middle? No.

No. Yes? Oh. Is that not your tonsils? No, there's like two balls next to it, but like two side bits on your throat.

Two balls and a dangly bit. I think you're thinking of another body part. Buzzy G. Are you alright? Okay, okay, let's keep going, let's keep going.

So their tonsils. Oh yeah, by the way, babies can only taste sweet, bitter and sour, but not salty. That's a sub fact. Oh, yeah. By the way, babies can only taste sweet, bitter, and sour, but not salty. That's a sub fact. Oh, that's sub Buzzy G fact. We can hit it. It's fine.

Buzzy G. Another one for you. Buzzy G baby facts. Newborn babies have breasts. And sometimes when the baby comes out out a baby's breasts can leak milk. Whoa! I'm giving that to myself. Yeah.

Buzzy G. Yeah, that's weird. It's because when they're in the mum, they absorb so much estrogen that the memory glands can actually... So that boys and girls? Boys and girls, yeah. But it's got a note here.

It says, please don't milk a baby. That's for real. You shouldn't do it. Well, that's ruined my plans for tonight. And my final... Oh, no. I'd love to see that. I'm never going to get invited over to Clint and Lucy's again.

Come round to Bruce and be like, you want some milk? Final Buzzy G baby fact. Baby boy babies, so boy babies, babies that are boys, get erections. Yeah, and I knew that. Oh, yeah, right. I didn't know that. Scientists don't know why, but it does happen. Yeah.

And sometimes you can see a baby erection inside the womb during the ultrasound. Really? Buzzy G. Buzzy G. Can I do one? I've got one. I prepared it earlier,

but I've got a Buzzy G baby fact. The more the merrier. Go for it. Technically, a mum also has the grandchild, has also had the grandchild in her womb at one point. If she had a girl? If she has a girl. Wait. No, and if she has a boy.

Really? Isn't that just... The spermies are in there. Wait, do the boys have... The boys determine gender, but the girls have the cells for like... So girls are born with all of the eggs they'll ever have in their life. So technically, the baby inside. When a baby girl is born, she already has all of her eggs.

Exactly. And so those eggs have been inside the mother. And they're the grandchildren. There you go. We got there. We got there. Yeah. Wild.

Those are Buzzy G baby facts. Hopefully you learnt something today. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Here's an interesting stat for you. Millennials are three times less likely to get married than their grandparents were. Doesn't surprise me. Really?

I must say. Right. I find it interesting, but yeah, I mean, kind of makes sense. Like, it's tough out there, right? Yeah. find it interesting but yeah I mean kind of makes sense like it's tough out there right? And there's pressure on you to work and there's pressure on you to be and it's very expensive

a survey done said 29% of millennials feel like they're not financially ready to get married 26% haven't found someone with the right qualities. We're much more picky as a generation, I think. Well, I think there's a lot more opportunity and a lot more choice.

Yeah. So it automatically makes you a lot more picky. Well, you're your grandparents' generation. If they came back from war. You only meet one girl in your lifetime, so you've got to marry her. You laugh, but... Sometimes. Sometimes.

Yeah. And 26% of millennials feel like they're too young to settle down. Okay. And I wonder how old most of those people are. Yeah, because millennial is a fairly broad brush. Weird, because I had a conversation with my mum literally two days ago, and she was like, you know, at your age, I was pregnant with my first baby.

And how was that subtle bit of pressure? And I was like, EAD, mum. You did not tell your mum to EAD. I didn't. You did not. I didn't. I said, I think I said to her, and how long had you been married for?

Yeah. And her and dad got married when they were 22. 22? Yeah, so they were married for eight years. Yeah. Before they had their first baby. Yeah. And your dad was hot too.

He's a model. Okay, all right. He was. They were both models. I've never seen a young picture of your mum. I'm sure she was an absolute breath of fresh air as well. My mum, okay, settle down. She kind of looked like Cher when Cher was really young.

Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, hot 22-year-old wedding. I thought we could kind of take the millennial pulse of the nation a little bit at the moment. Are you a millennial and do you not want to get married? So just to clarify, what's a millennial?

Oh, God. I'll ask Google. I think the cutoff is 36 or 35. What is a millennial? Oh, Producer Ellie's got it I think. You've got it for us, Producer Ellie? If you're born between 1981 and 1996. Okay, that makes you a millennial. So we're all millennials on this stage? We are, yeah. On this show? Sorry, you're just.

Excuse me. True, very true there. Excuse me. You just get in there. We'll let you. Do you want to get married? I don't know how high my voice went. Yeah.

I don't know. You don't know. It's not something where I'm like, have to do it. Whereas having kids, 100%. You need someone to marry too. That's the other problem. Okay. Producer Ellie, you've got a partner.

Do you want to get married? I do. Like I do. And in your brain you always think you're going to. But I'm starting to slowly come to the realisation and acceptance that maybe I can't afford it. You're 26. Calm down.

Jesus. Yeah, calm your farm. God, poor Sam. Yeah. And also, wedding doesn't have to be expensive. That's true. It doesn't have to be. Producer Ben, you're a millennial.

You're 26, 7? Yeah, 26. 26? Do you want to get married? If it was a small wedding, like if it was just family and friends in the backyard, fine. And not on New Year's. Your traditional, your Christchurch,

you want to get married. That's it. And if it wasn't on like a stupid day like New Year's. You're traditional. You're Christchurch. You want to get married. That's it. Yeah. I don't want to. And if it wasn't on like a stupid day like New Year's, right, Ben? Don't get married anywhere near New Year's. Ben's sister's getting married on New Year's. On the 3rd of January, yeah. And he hates it.

I just want to go to Northern Base. Oh, 800 dials at him. We want millennials to call us now who don't want to get married. And I just want to know why. I just want to know why. What's the reason? Yeah, what's the reason that millennials are a third less likely to get married

than our grandparents, okay? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us your reason on 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A new study suggests that millennials are three times as likely to never get married as their grandparents were.

So we're conducting a snap poll. Bree and Clint's Snap Poll. Are you a millennial and do you not want to get married? You're on the fence. Look, I've said to my parents, because I'm pretty sure they pay for my sister's wedding, I said, look, if I ever am in that realm of wanting to get married, you can just give me the money and we'll go on a round the world trip.

What if you don't want to get married? Do you want the party? Because it's a great party. No, I want the money. You want the money. To go on the trip. Yeah, okay. All right. What's so bad about that? Well, because your parents want to have a celebration where they can come and celebrate you and your life.

Yeah, they can come on the trip. Okay, all right. Hey, Sam. Sam. Oh, it's Sean, sorry. Sean, sorry, Sean. We've got you down as Sam. How old are you?

I am 24, born in 95. Okay, and do you want to get married, Sean? No, preferably not. And how come? Well, I had a misty with messy divorced parents and they only just got divorced last year thanks to me helping and stuff like that. Wait, you helped your parents get divorced? Yeah, I finally took that other one to taking the final step because they'd been separated 13 long years.

Wow, that's quite incredible. I did say that to you because it is very hard to get divorced, apparently. It costs a lot of money, a lot of time, it's a lot of pain. A lot of emotional stress. A lot of emotional stress. Okay, let's go to Taya. Hi, Taya. Hi.

Hi. How old are you, first of all? I'm 28. I was born in 91. And do you want to get married? No. How come? I've 28. I was born in 91. And do you want to get married? No. How come? I've just never seen the point in it.

I mean, I've been with my partner for 13 years. We've spoken about it, but we would never part with $30,000 or whatever it takes to have a wedding. We'd rather just go on a holiday. And I'm with Brie. Give me the money. We'll go on a round-the-world holiday, and I'll just chuck a barbecue up in the back. Yes, girl. Outrageous fortune songs.

Yeah, I don't see the point. And I mean, both me and my partner are the same and it's with kids as well, so yeah. Do you have like a prenuptial agreement or anything like that? What if you guys did split up? Do you still get half the stuff? Well, we got a relationship agreement

when we bought our house. So if anything ever happened, it's 50-50. But I mean, if you're with someone for so many years anyway, you can take them for half of what they've got anyway.

Yeah, there is like laws by the government that once... De facto. De facto stuff and once you're with someone for a certain amount of time, if you've lived with them,

there's stuff that's obviously in play after that anyway. Lots of people are coming through and say they don't want to get married on the financial side of things. Like it's a money-based thing. I think it makes sense. Why spend, you know what I mean?

Why spend $30,000 on one day when you could put that on a house deposit? Totally. And I totally get that side of it. But if you found the one, don't you want to legally lock them in and stop them from leaving? Yeah, but you can do that without having a big, you know, charade and parade. Charade and parade. Charade and parade. Charade parade.

Hey, Alex. Hi. You're a millennial? I am. I'm 26. Do you want to get married? No. How come?

So everything that has been said up to this point, pretty much on the board. But there's also an added caveat that if I were to get married to my current partner, we've been together for six years in October, he has stipulated that he will get married in a bright pink suit. Is that why you don't want to get married? It's a really big no. Has he done that so that you won't propose to him? Is that like his anti-marriage insurance?

Yeah, he's kind of keen on not getting married as well. We've both talked about it. We're saving for a house instead. Why spend the money? You know, like everyone else has said. But his favourite colour is hot pink. And if we get married, he's going to spend the money to get a hot pink suit tailored. Right, you've got a keeper there.

Also, you have to kiss in front of all your family members. Oh, that is really new. And they're doing the photos. It's kind of weird. You've got to have that conversation beforehand too. And everyone's like, kiss, kiss, tongue, tongue. Are we going for a tongue pash? Are we going for a peck on the lips?

What are we doing with this kiss? Hi, Dad. You're like, should we do a dress rehearsal? You know? Oh, there's lots of pressure. But it is great. Honestly, I love it. Oh, no, I love a party.

I love the party. It's so good getting your friends around. Yeah, it is fun. There you go. All right, that's the future. I love weddings. I just don't want to pay for one.

Yeah, keen to go. Yeah, keen to go. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. It's Britney, bitch. Flip. Katy Perry. Yeah.

God, God. Oh, red wine. Say all on his mouth like liquor. Taylor Swift. Like, like liquor. They are calling it the catchiest radio intro ever. Basically, you just have to figure out if it's a real pop star or some YouTuber called Yanina. So I found this YouTuber who does impersonations of pop divas and her name's Yanina. And all you have to do is tell us,

is it Yanina or is it the original pop diva? She must be bloody good if it's that close to be able to hold up. Yeah, last week they got some right and they got some wrong. Yeah. Okay, you're playing for Mobile Fuel. First person on is Jan. Hey, Jan.

Hi, Jan. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. You're going to go head-to-head with Stacey. Hey, Stacey. Hi, Stace. Hey. All right, so you guys are going to go one for one.

So, Jan, you're going to go first. All right. And you just have to tell us if this is Janina or a pop diva. Here's your first one. Oh, that's very good. Is that Celine Dion, the original pop diva, or is it Yanina? I'm going to go with Yanina. You're locking in Yanina?

Well done. That's absolutely correct. That's one to you, Jan. That is Yanina. Okay, Stacey, over to you. Here comes your first one. Yeah. I am beautiful no matter what they say

because words can't bring me. Stacey, what do you think? Yanina or Christina Aguilera? Yanina or Christina? Oh, Christina? That's correct. Locking in Christina. Nice work.

That's one all. One apiece. Back to you, Jan. Good luck. Jan, here comes your second one. Catching teardrops in my head. My heart is drenched in... All right.

Is that Janina or is it the pop diva, Nora Jones? I'm going with Janina. You're very good at this. I thought that one was really good. That one was really hard. I couldn't tell. Okay, Stacey, over to you. What about this?

All right, is it your Nina or pop diva Katy Perry? Oh, I'm going to go your Nina. All right, locking in your Nina. No. That's Katy Perry. That is pop diva Katy Perry. So it's two to Jen, one to Stacey. You could win it here, Jen, with this one.

Okay, here you go. Here's your last one. Katie, we can see your halo. I pray it won't fade away. Halo. All right, Yanina or Pop Diva Beyonce? I'm going to go with Beyonce. She's good.

You're very good. She's very good. That means you've got three. That means you can't come back from that. Stacey means we've got a winner. Congratulations, Jan. You've taken out Janina or Pop Diva. Nice work.

Thank you. I love the intro. It's stuck in myina or Pop Diva. Nice work. Thank you. I love the intro. Yanina. It's stuck in my head. Pop D, isn't it? It's stuck in my head. Okay, well done. We've got some mobile fuel coming your way, Jan.

Congratulations. Amazing. Thank you so much. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Katy Perry has just been to court, and she has been found guilty of plagiarism. See, I love when these come about because we can always do the comparison on radio.

We get the song that, you know, people are saying she plagiarised. Yeah. And then we get the original. You put them together. Bing-a-da-bing-a-da-boom. Bing-a-da-bing-a-da-boom. The last big one of these was Robin Thicke for Blurred Lines. Yes.

Marvin Gaye's estate took him to court and he was found guilty. And I think he lost all the money that he made from that, his biggest song ever. Oh my God, that would have been a fortune. So the Katy Perry song in question is Dark Horse. We all know Dark Horse.

And it's being said that it's ripped off a Christian rap song. I want to play you some of the Christian rap song first. It's from a group called Joyful Noise. Your boy's been a Christian quite a few years. Victory and faith, but I failed in my fears. I heard a lot of words that have tickled many ears. That's why I praise God for the world to be in here.

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus is my homeboy. You know what? No jokes. Quite a good rap song. I didn't mind it. I didn't know there was Christian rap, but of course there is. There's Christian rock. I get on my knees so I can...

Praise G's. Pray to God. No, praise G's. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the song. They're saying that she stole the beat. Her and Dr. Luke stole the beat for Dark Horse.

Now the beat in particular is this part exactly here. And producer Ben, it's the breakdown in Dark Horse that they're saying they ripped it off, right? They're saying it's that bit where it goes,

there's no going back. This bit right here. There's no going back. Much more well produced, obviously. Do you think? Yeah. Yeah. Is it slightly slower as well?

It's a lot slower, yeah. It's a lot slower. So what have you done, Producer Ben? I've just used the beat from the first, the Joyful Noise one, and just chucked it under the intro for Katy Perry. And have you slowed down Joyful Noise? I have, correct. So that it matches up with...

Yeah, it matches to... Kind of. I mean, correct. So that it matches up with... It matches to... Yeah, I mean, I'm actually not sold. You're not sold? I don't think so. I can see why. Remember, a court has already ruled

in favour of Joyful Noise, the Christian rap group. A court, people just from everywhere, or producer Ben. An expert sound engineer. An expert sound engineer. Here you go.

This is the mashup. Joyful noises beat underneath Katy Perry, Dark Horse, the one you know and love. Let's rage. And here you are. You were gonna come to me. And here you are. But you better choose carefully.

Because I, I'm capable of anything. Of anything And everything If it fits, you don't acquit. What? That's not a saying. That's not how they say it. No?

No. The saying is if the glove fits, you must acquit. If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. Now you've thrown me off. Actually, why am I bringing up that case? Guilty or not guilty? It's pretty guilty. You reckon?

Yeah. One more time. Just beat by beat. Take the remix out of it. Beat. By beat. There's no going back. It's rough because it's not even the whole song.

No. It's just the breakdown. And you know what? These days, let's be real, every melody and tune has been used. Yeah. And can I just say, Joyful Noise, Sue and Katy Perry, not very Christian of you. They're going to get so much money.

They're going to get so much money. They will. Yeah. And the church is going to get 30% of that money. And it's going to be a boss service on Sunday morning. Yeah, yeah. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Oh, no.

I'm nervous now to tell this story. Yeah, I'm keen. This story's never been told on the radio and for good reason. This might not be a story for little ears, just for a warning. Earlier this morning, earlier today, I went and got some laser hair removal. And that's not what the story's about. But whilst being there and obviously getting my hair lasered and I was getting my Brazilian done,

and I made some very awkward chat with the girl. I don't doubt it. It's an awkward situation. It's so strange being like, so this is my vagina. Is it like a hairdresser? You know how you have small talk with a hairdresser? Do you try and do the same with your downstairs hairdresser? I try and be just normal, you know.

And I eventually panicked and I ended up telling this story that usually stays within our family because it's quite a personal story and we're not going to reveal, like you did earlier, we're not going to say who this story's about. I didn't say her name. Yeah, I know, but trust me, people could do the math. Right, okay. So it's a woman that's in my family.

I'm not going to say who. But anyway, she was married for quite a long time and she ended up separating from her husband and this was later in life. And the few years after she separated from her husband, she was about to go on a date. And it was actually I think a few dates into meeting this guy. So I think it was like the third or the fourth date. It's business time.

It's business time. Anyway, so she thought, obviously, something might happen tonight, you know, something in the bedroom. I need to probably prep for that occasion. You've got to put in the groundwork early. And I think she ended up ringing someone else in the family to discuss what she should do, like what's in fashion, because, I mean, she'd been married for so long.

Did she ring you? Because your advice would be, whip it all off, girl. Well, that's what I would have told her. I would have said, yep, take it all off. She's from a different generation, though. That's not what's in vogue for them. And she was dating people, obviously, from her generation. Okay.

So she ended up trimming. Yeah, okay. She trimmed the area. You can't go wrong with a good trim. Yeah, a good trim, but the trim revealed some greys. Oh, some grey hairs in the undergrowth. Right. There were some grey hairs in the undercarriage growth.

Can we give an age bracket for this family member? She was in her 50s. Right, okay. Late 50s. Right, okay. Late 50s. Yeah. Yes. And she's, yeah, so she's done a trim and then realised, oh, no, there's some greys in the area.

And she thought, well, I can't have that. Why not? There's nothing wrong with greys. So then obviously. Greys are a natural part of life. Yeah, 100%. But she hadn't experienced this yet and she thought, you know, what should I do here?

My brain, whip it all off. Just get rid of it. Or pluck the greys. Or pluck the greys. That's a much less invasive procedure. No, my family member, she decided to get a black magic marker. This is a true story. I know this story.

It is a great story. She got a black magic marker, decided to colour them in. That'll take care of it. Were the rest of them black? Or did she have to colour the whole area in? No, the rest of them were black. Right, okay. But she said there was quite a few.

It'd be a delicate process, like applying mascara to them. Because you don't want to get black on the base. She said she did hit skin. You don't want to get back on the skin. Oh, she hit skin. She said she hit skin. Oh,'t want to get back on the skin. Oh, she hit skin. She said she hit skin. Oh, shit. But she thought, leave it.

Nothing probably won't even happen. Nothing probably won't even happen, you know? Yeah. Anyway, a few wines. This went to that. They hit it off. They end up in the bedroom. Congratulations.

They're in the bedroom and they're hitting it off and they're kissing and things are happening. And then she's realised, she was like, oh, no, the black magic marker. Yeah. What do I do? Yeah, but it's all right. Permanent marker, she should be okay. At this point, the lights were off, she said.

So she was safe. She goes, it's all good. And how do I explain the next bit? So they didn't go the full home run, but he decided he would round second to third. So he's landed on third and he was at third for a while. And when he's come back up from third, he had a moustache he didn't have before.

It was a black magic marker moustache. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. At this point, don't say anything. Say, oh, cool, let's go to sleep. Let him sleep the next day. Never reveal the reason why he has come up with a moustache. Take it to the grave. To the grave.

And you told this story to the person who was doing your laser hair removal today. Yep. Yeah, that's an awkward chat. Didn't make it awkward at all. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Bree and Clint.

Birthday banger. To Bali. This is so good. We have your chance to get to Bali. Thanks to our mates at Grab One. It's their ninth birthday and Darp travels as well.

If your birthday banger gets on air, then you are one of only 10 people in this draw and you could be heading over there with a friend for free

with seven nights accommodation and complimentary fruit basket and platter upon arrival amongst other things. Oh, it's all the bells and whistles in Bali for this trip.

And all we do is you take your birthday, figure out what was number one on your 16th, and then we pick the best one to play. First one's Nisha. Have you been to Bali before, Nisha? Yes, I have. It's awesome. Okay, I'm so jealous.

And you could be going again. Give us your birthday. My birthday is 23rd of May, 1987. Okay, Nisha, you were 16 in 2003 on is 23rd of May 1987. Okay, Nisha, you were 16 in 2003 on the 23rd of May, and on that day, this was number one. 50 Cent.

In the club. In the club. Happy with that? Oh, awesome. That's a good birthday banger. That's a good change. Yeah, that's a classic. Okay, up next is Ella. Hey, Ella. Hey, how's it going? Good. What's a good birthday banger. That's a good tune. Yeah, that's a classic. Okay, up next is Ella. Hey, Ella. Hey, how's it going? Good. What's your birthday?

Sorry. 22nd of November, 91. All right, Ella. She was 16 in 2007. Sorry, mate. It's all right. The 22nd of November, and this is your birthday banger. It's too late to apologise.

It's too late. One Republic and Timberland Apologise. I said it's too late to apologise. It's too late. One Republic and Timberland apologise. Have you been to Bali before, Ella? I have as well, yeah, but it's my favourite place in the world. It is good. Everyone's been to Bali except me. Okay, that's your birthday banger. Last one is Susan.

Hey, Susan. Hi, Sue. Hi. What's your birthday? 29th of September, 1977. Okay, Susan, you were 16 in 1993 on the 29th of September, and this was number one. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room.

Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. Oh, yes. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. Boom, shake the room. God, I love Will Smith. What year is this? He's awesome.

What year is this? 1993. 1993. That's when you were 16, Susan. Oh, that's too many years ago. Yeah, but it's a great song, so don't worry about it. Do you still shake the room though, Susan? Yeah.

Yeah, you do. What are we going to play? 50 Cent, Timberland or Will Smith? I do love that 50 Cent song. This is the third to last person going in the draw too. Not many people. Yeah, not many spots left. I like Fresh Prince.

I like Fresh Prince. And DJ Jazzy Jeff. Boom, shake the room. It hasn't in the whole year that we've been doing Birthday Banger, that song has not come up once. And we don't know when it'll come up again next. Gotta play it. Are we going to do that?

Gotta play it. Susan, not only do you win Birthday Banger, but you could be heading to Bali. Congratulations. Awesome. I've never been, so I can't come through. One person who's never been now has a chance. It's fate, right?

It is fate. It's fate. Okay, here we go. The winner of Birthday Banger, Bree and Clint, ZM. Yo, back up now and give a brother roll. The fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom. Mercy, mercy, mercy me. My life was a cage, but on stage I'm free hurt somebody Hold up, yo, let's get just one thing clear There's only one reason why I came here Your women don't want me to jibber-jibber to tell you what's up, yo

Your women don't want me to jibber-jibber to tell you what's up, yo Your women don't want me to jibber-jibber to tell you what's up, yo I came here tonight to hear the crowd go Boom, shak-shak-shak the road Boom, shak-shak-shak the road Boom, shak-shak-shak the road Tick, tick, tick, tick, boom Well, yo, are y'all ready for me yet?

Boom it up, priest Well, yo, are y'all ready for me yet? Boom it up, priest Well, yo, are y'all ready for me yet? Boom it up, priest Well, here I go, here I go, here I, here I go Yo, dance in the aisles when the prince steps to it The rhyme is a footfall, y'all, and I went and threw it

Out in the crowd, and yo, it was a good throw How do I know? Because the crowd went In response to the weight, I was kickin' it Smooth and individual rhymes, always original Like the Dr. Jackal, man, and this is my high side I am the driver, and y'all wanna rap, ride So fellas, are y'all with me? And say fellas, are y'all with me?

Why don't you tell the girls what y'all wanna do? You wanna ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ooh That's right, yo, and I'm in the flow So pump up the volume along with the tempo I want everybody in the house to know I came here tonight to hear the crowd go Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room

Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Tick, tick, tick, tick, boom Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Boom, shake, shake, shake the room Thank you. Yeah, come on now Here I go The fresh princess who I am To tell my mother that I never make a whack jam But sometimes I get nervous and start to stutter And I fumble every word I utter So I just try to chill But it gets worse and worse and worse still

I need the crowd to get into it They help me calm down and I can get through it So higher, higher, get your hands to the ceiling Let it go, y'all, don't fight the feeling Might get a stranglehold, sweat pouring. And like Jordan, yo, I'm scoring. Yeah, that's right, y'all. And I am in the flow.

So pump up the volume along with the tempo. Many a guy trying to stop my show. I came here tonight to hear the crowd go. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. Tick, tick, tick, tick the room. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. Tick, tick, tick, tick the room. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room.

Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. Check it till the I am. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. Tick, tick, tick, tick the room. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. Z&M, Bree and Clint. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. That's the winner of Birthday Banger.

Shake the room. From 1993. Boom, boom. DJ Jaz the winner of Birthday Banger. Shake the room. From 1993. Boom, boom. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. That's Boom, Shake the Room for Susan, who won and is also in the draw for a trip to Bali, thanks to Grab One. And she's also scored for herself some tank vouchers

and 50 bucks of Grab One credit because she won. God, it's all coming up, Susan. It's all coming up, Susan. Birthday Banger to Bali is on until the end of the week. You've got tomorrow and Friday left to get in this draw. We do it at the same time every single day. Thanks to GrabOne and Dark Travel. A trip for two people to Bali.

GrabOne is celebrating nine years of epic deals and you can download the GrabOne app to keep up with deals near you. Oh, we love the guys at GrabOne. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Lately, my flatmate, Big Gay Gorgeous Alan, and myself have become obsessed with a show. It's not a new show. It's been on for quite a few seasons,

but it's over in England and it's called Naked Attraction. Yeah, I've seen this. It's full on. It's very full on. And it's where they get six people to stand inside pods. And then there's one person where they slowly lift up the pods bit by bit where it reveals their naked bodies. Yeah, they start naked feet, then naked knees,

then boom, you're in the downstairs region. It's naked dating. Yeah. And here's a clip from the start of the show. Ah, modern dating. The here's a clip from the start of the show. Modern dating. The constant swiping left and right. The endless posing for a hot selfie. But we have a more instinctive way

to find love. Tonight a chef, an interpreter and a makeup artist. A stripping bear to attract the perfect partner. Because we like to start where a good date ends. Naked. The show is, yeah, quite full on. And you see a lot of genitals. I mean, you can't get away from it.

Yeah. They're very normal bodies too. Yeah. And I think, you know what, something I like about the show is that it shows just how different all of our bodies are. That's lovely and everything, but what would possess you to go on that show? Yeah. What on earth are you going to get out of it? Would you ever?

Because there's no prize money. It's not like the chase. No. The prize is a date with someone, which you can get without going on TV. Exactly. Would I go on it? Without going on TV stark naked. No.

I could never. I mean, people say after they went on TV stark naked. No. I could never. I mean, people say after they went on it that they feel liberated and they feel kind of free. Which I mean, if you want to do that, if it's on your bucket list, I'm not judging you. It'd be different if it was just a private thing. If it was you and someone and that's how you did a

dating process, that's fine. If it wasn't being broadcast on worldwide TV. See, that's different. I might do it then. Six people too. One winner. The rest of them just had their wanger and nuts on the TV for nothing. Absolutely nothing. Can I say, every single

one looks different. Yeah. Same with the ladies. Oh yeah. Every garden, very different flowers. We are a rainbow out there. There is so much, yeah, difference between bodies and I think it's good to showcase that. So I do like that part of the show.

Yeah. But another part I do enjoy about the show is that you do learn things. Right. They do like weird little facts and figures about different things about the body. Do they do that? Yeah. So they do it in between certain things.

Like when someone mentions something, they then go into more detail and they talk about research that's been done. Fun fact, Gavin had to have his foreskin removed as a teenager because it became too tight. Well, not that, but they say, you know, how many percentage of men in England have that removed? Oh, okay. Stuff like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So one thing that I learnt on the show, which I did not know, is that according to research, they discovered wearing socks whilst doing the dirty increased a participant's ability to achieve a big O by 30%. By keeping your socks on? By keeping your socks on. Really?

It must be for her. It must be a fact for her. Well, I don't think they mentioned for who. If you increased 30% for men, I don't think they would even make it to the start line. They'd just get down to a sock and and go, oh, that was good. So obviously you're shocked by that, so you obviously don't wear socks. You're just trained not to wear them, aren't you?

It does look weird, can I say. Isn't it a bit of a taboo? If you're fully naked and you've got socks on, what do you think, producers? I don't mind it. Oh, okay. But I don't go out of my way to be like, it's time to, I'm going to leave my socks on. But I don't mind it. If they stay on and I'm, if it's okay But I don't go out of my way To be like It's time to I'm going to leave my socks on But I don't mind it

If they stay on If it's cold I'm warm Socks keep me warm Is that what you're Honestly thinking about I don't know I'm like

I can't be bothered right now Yeah It's like you can't be bothered How romantic Thanks mate How romantic Oh I can't be bothered You don't say that

What about you Produce Ellie A socks on kind of girl? Oh, I don't like think about it consciously, but I have done so, yes. Okay. Mr. Socks, yeah. I'm not a socks on person. No, I know you're not.

No. What about... That sounded weird. Well, no, because with you, I reckon it's a real process. It's like it's a ritual and there's stages you have to go through and there's lots of time taken You're not helping me in this department. Oh, sorry. You're making me sound like I'm a real what about t-shirt on Would you do it with a t-shirt?

You got access to everything you need You really do I wanted to do a quick snap poll This evening and I want people to call up. And are you a socks on? Socks on or socks off? Or socks off kind of person? And we're not talking about playing sports. No, we're not talking about that at all.

Or just every day. You know what we're talking about. Should we get as many as we can? Yeah, as many as we can. We'll do a quick snap poll. Socks on or socks off? 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. It is time for a snap poll. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It is time for a snap poll. Bree and Clint's snap poll. I'm on this show called Naked Attraction. I'm not on the show, actually. I'm on the buzz. I was like, whoa, wait a minute. It's where people get fully naked

and people pick people based on naked attraction. Anyway, they do all these interesting and weird facts about the human body and dating and all that kind of stuff. And something I learned was that apparently, according to research, wearing socks during the deed makes you 30% more likely to reach... The finish line. The finish line.

Weird fact. Weird. Weird fact. But you want to know, do you? I want to know. Not reach the finish line. Do you leave your socks on? Socks on or socks off? We've got three girls and three guys on the phone for our snap poll. Ashley first.

Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Are you a socks on or socks off kind of gal? Oh, definitely a socks off kind of gal. Yeah. Do you live in a warm climate though? Like you're not in Otago, are you? No, no. Palmerston North.

Yeah, Palmerston North. P-Naughty. Drummerston North. Yeah, girl. Busy, busy. Okay, one for the socks off. Let's go to a male opinion. Hi, Charles.

Hi, Charles. How you going? Tell us, Charles, socks on or socks off during the deed? I'm definitely socks off. Okay. Yeah. And have you ever done it with the'm definitely socks off. Okay. Yeah. And have you ever done it with the socks on? No.

No, no. Really? Haven't gone outside of my comfort zone. So how would you know if you haven't tried it, Charles? Oh, yeah, you don't like it. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's a good point. Might tickle your funny bone.

Charles tonight goes, might try that tonight. Babe, let's spice things up. I'm going to wear my socks. Let's go back to a female opinion. Hayley, good afternoon. G'day, G'day. Hay'm going to wear my socks. Let's go back to a female opinion. Hayley, good afternoon. G'day, g'day. Hayley, tell us. Socks on or socks off? Socks off.

What about him or her, your partner, if they were to leave their socks on, would that offend you? Nah, no offence at all. I mean, we have no trouble getting to where we need to go at the end. You're not really concentrating on the feet. Nah not really concentrating on the feet.

Nah, not concentrating on the feet, but our weekend socks off because we have more control on grip. Whoa. Oh, my God. Damn, you guys are getting up to some... Okay, and I don't want to know what else they're doing. There's some angles involved. Jesus.

I pictured a few things just then. It's easier to slip into my six-point harness. Jeez. Let's go back to a male opinion. Hemi's on the phone. Hey, Hemi. Hi, Hemi. Kia ora, kia ora.

What are you thinking, Hemi? Socks on or socks off? Well, like I said, I've never actually tried it. It's never crossed my mind whether to leave the socks on or socks off. It's just sort of a thing there. And just thinking about it, I don't think I've ever come across that. But I'll give it a go.

Just for the novelty of it, I suppose. Hemi, Hemi, Hemi, which one are you going to give a go? Are you going to give the socks on a go or the socks off a go? Socks on a go. You're going to give the socks on a go. Can you give socks on a go, Hemi, and then call us back and let us know? That might take a while.

I was going to say. All right, we'll talk to you in a year. Could we expect a report in the next, what, fortnight? Well, could we? Yeah, yeah. I'll stay there, yeah. Can we get Hemi's number? Can we get Hemi's number, please?

He also might have a new phone when he calls back. What sort of socks do you wear, Hemi? Well, man, there's black ones from those, you know, those black socks from what do you call it, from the warehouse? Black blue socks, those ones. Those ones are cheap.

Go plain, Hemmy. I like it. Let's round out the snap poll. Another female. Hi, Leah. Hi, Leah. Hey, I'm actually a socks-on kind of girl. Are you? This is interesting. I'm cold all the time, but I'm married now. So, I mean, you're married.

Damn, I was going to say, if you're a socks-on girl, we could link you up with Hemi because we need him to try it out. Leah's talking about just in general she wears socks still. I'd like to wear any clothes that I could, actually. I could jersey, the sleeves, bits of these would be easy. Like, make it, make it. Leah, you're so hot. I love it.

You sound like my wife. I'd prefer to sleep in a different room if I can. And one more. So far, only one person is keeping the socks on. Jordan, you're a man. You're our last opinion. Socks on, socks off. Hey, guys.

How's it going? Good. Thank you, mate. Yeah, no, definitely socks off. With socks on, you gotta with socks on you can't gain enough traction you're an attraction man too you're meant to be here you're meant to be lying down bro there is no traction what are you climbing you guys use your imagination on that all right

a bit of slippage on them uh the with our... Yeah, all right, all right, Jordan. Yeah, all good, bro. All good, all good, all good. All good. We'll send you a pair of socks. Stuff them in your mouth. Hey, whoa. It's getting slippery up in here. That snap poll results five to one in favour of socks off.

But you don't know until you try it. Yeah, and we do have someone trying it for us. His name is Hemi. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Last night, the New Zealand Pie Awards were held in Auckland. It's a very glitzy event. See my pie, see my pie. For example.

Considering it's not the glitziest of foods, right? Apparently, it's like a lot of money goes into this event. You were going to reveal how much, weren't you? Yeah, and then I was like probably not meant to It's fancy It is fancy They hold it at Sky City Casino And all the biggest bakers in the country attend

Along with some celebrities as well Who? Who are the celebrities? Jeremy Wells was there Paul Ego was hosting the awards Okay Ross Boss from ZM was the first person there No way

And apparently Ross Boss never walks the red carpet He never misses out on a free pie Before I crack into the winners because this is a nationwide thing we're about to tell you where you can find the best pies in New Zealand What's the best kind of pie? Just quick round the room. Bree, what is the very best kind of pie?

Steak Pepper and steak Pepper steak. Ben? Chicken and cranberry I like that Of course you do Steak, pie? Steak, pepper and steak. Pepper steak. Okay, Ben? Chicken and cranberry. It's a good one. I like that. Of course you do.

No, that's a niche category. Ellie? I do like a mince and cheese. Mince and cheese. Yeah, yeah. What about you? Vegetarian pie. Nice. Get out.

Why are you eating a pie? I'm going to take you through the categories, okay? Eat a bloody quiche. This is weird. Oh, I love a quiche. I do love a quiche, but I'm saying... No bacon for me, thank you. Okay, do you want to know where to get these pies?

I'm going to take you through the categories. We're not going to bother with the categories that we don't like. So, mince and gravy. Do you care about mince and gravy? Oh, yeah. The best mince and gravy comes from Oliver's Bakehouse on Kipper Road in Mission Bay, Auckland. That's close.

Potato top pie. Yeah, see, a little bit too many carbs for me. Right. What are you doing having a pie if you're watching your weight? This is an indulgence. I'm just saying it fills me up a little bit too much. Oh, right. Well, then you don't need a sausage roll to go with it.

The best Potato Top Pie comes from Bonner. Oh, no, that's the person who makes it. From Euro Patisserie in Torbay in Auckland. Okay, that's close to me. Another Auckland place. Steak and cheese. Steak and cheese. The best steak and cheese in New Zealand comes from Nata Bakery in Main Road Tower in Wellington.

Congratulations to the capital. Your first pie in the order. Chicken vegetable, which is your standard chicken pie. They're good. The best chicken pie comes from... This is the one that looks like Dog or cat food Yeah It does actually

I know what you mean You know it's all together Yeah yeah yeah And the little bits of carrot Flavoring around Yeah From Kai Pie Wholesale Kai Pie

Yeah and Wanaka Wanaka I'm going to Wanaka soon Maybe I'll stop in In Wanaka A pie will cost you $19 Might not stop in Cafe Boutique No we don't have time for that Gourmet Meat stop in. In Wanaka, a pie will cost you $19. Might not stop in. Cafe

Boutique. No, we don't have time for that. Gourmet Meat. No. No. No Gourmet Meat. Too fancy. Too fancy. Okay, there's a new category this year. It's called the Trucky and Tradey Pie. Which is what they've renamed the Steak and Gravy category. This is for me.

The best Steak and Gravy comes from Euro Patisserie in Torbay. Again, they've got two of the best pies. Well, that's the place to go. That's so close to my house. Torbay on the shore, right? Lots of South Africans. Yes. There are many South Africans on. They're all looking for their art box.

Yes. Do you have a biltong pie? Bacon and egg pie. I love a bacon and egg pie. Very easy to dry out a bacon and egg pie. The. Bacon and egg pie. Bacon and egg pie. I love a bacon and egg pie. Very easy to dry out a bacon and egg pie. True. The best bacon and egg pie in New Zealand comes from Patrick Lamb, New Zealand's best baker, from Gold Star, Patrick's Pies.

He's got two locations, one in Rotorua and one in Tauranga as well. Love it. Also, sorry, just quickly, Mints and Cheese. That's also from Gold Star and Patrick's Pies in Tauranga and Rotorua. And gourmet fruit. No, get out of here. Gourmet fruit? Oh, is that like cranberry and stuff?

Yeah, that's for Ellie. Oh, is that like an apple pie? I'm all for an apple pie. Well, the winner of gourmet fruit was a Black Forest. Oh, yeah, right. The best Black Forest comes from 10 o'clock Cookie Bakery Cafe on Queen Street in Marserton. Okay. Nice.

That sounds alright. Do we want the best vegetarian pie? No. Oh, just for you, Clint. We'll find out. We'll just round it out. Once again, Euro Patisserie in Torbay has the best vegetarian pie. Contains broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, carrot and spinach.

And I think that sounds delightful. Yum. Does it? Oh sounds delightful. Yum. Does it? Oh, no. Okay. I want to talk about something that's happening over in Aussie at the moment, which we can relate to here in NZ

because it happens here as well. When supermarkets release the collectibles that you get when you buy groceries. And usually it's for the kids. I mean, what are some of the ones that have been here? They do the miniatures. They do the miniature shops. Yes.

Where they do miniature versions of products that are at the supermarket. I can't remember what the other ones were. But kids go apeshit for them. They do. They love them and they swap them at school. God, is that going to be my life soon? Yes, that's going to be your life. You're going to be one of those parents that has to buy an extra $50 worth of groceries

to get there. New World does the little garden where you grow your own things. Oh, see, that's cool. I don't mind that. It teaches the kids something. Something that's happening over in Aussie at the moment, one of the supermarket chains over there are doing, they're calling them Oshies. Oshies, yeah.

Yeah, and essentially it's Oshies, which are these tiny little figurines of the whole Lion King cast. Oh, right, yeah. So it's all little Lion King figurines. So like a Happy Meal toy. Exactly. Yeah. Anyway, so there's the collection that you can get,

and obviously there's a little case. There's this little book thing that you can put all the collectibles in, so then the kids are even more ramped up to collect them all. Oh, so there's another thing you have to get. Exactly right. And they've also put in their rare and different ones, which some of them, like, for example, there's this super, super, I think it's the rarest Ooshie of them all, is the furry Simba.

So there's the Simba collectible, which I mean there's quite a few of those, but then there's the one that comes in a furry. Deluxe one. Deluxe edition. Yeah. Anyway, apparently there was only 100 of these made. Yeah. In the whole of Australia.

And there's one that has been popped up onto eBay. So someone has found one, one of these really rare furry ones, and they've put it on eBay. And the starting price at the auction for this thing was $10,000. $10,000 for a supermarket toy? $10,000. And everyone had a go at this person, and they were like, that's crazy.

My kids want to collect these, and you're making it into something else. Anyway, it ended up selling for a whopping $100,000. Far out. That's the problem. And this parent, do you remember Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Yes.

Veruca Salt? Yes. Whose daddy was so rich that he bought a factory of people to unwrap bars? That's the parent who's bought this. Exactly, because there's rich parents out there. There's rich parents out there. And the kid would be like, I really want it. Daddy, I want that one.

Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. Can I just say, if you're collecting those things, if you're doing it for fun, good on you. Yeah. If you paid $100,000 You're joking You got too much money It's not going to be worth anything in the future

No You keep these things and you go Oh if I put this away for 20 years It might be worth something It won't Because I'll do another one next year I've got so many collections of things at home I've got phone cards

I've got Looney Tunes mugs Phone cards I've got I've got a good collection of Pokemon cards I've got Oddbods Pokemon cards Tarzos Yeah I've got them good collection of Pokemon cards. I've got Oddbods, Pokemon cards. Tarzos or Tazos. I've got them all.

If they are worth something, let me know. But they're just in my parents' garage collecting dust. $100,000 worth of dust. Yeah, maybe I should look into it. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Hit music.

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