ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 3rd 2018
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We are Bree and Clint with your brand new ZM Afternoon Show.
We're excited.
Yeah.
I can't believe they let us back on.
Yesterday we did the show with Jason PJ.
Today, it's just us.
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We're all on our own.
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And somehow Jason PJ are already in Bali.
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Today on the show, you can hear our very first ever musical guest, this lady.
Tell them all I said hi.
Hope you've been well.
You've been asleep while I've been in hell.
Amy Shark will join us on the show for an interview, a chat, a catch-up,
and a live acoustic performance of this song.
That's going to happen at 3.30 this afternoon.
Super pumped about that.
No, 4.30, sorry.
4.30.
Yeah, 4.30.
Up next, though, Clint, I've got an issue.
I've got a problem.
I've got an obsession.
And I need to bring that to you
and to the people
to see if I can get your help
I've seen something
I need it
I want it
I must have it
You're fiending
She's got the tremors
You can tell us what it is next
Here's Khalid and Normani
Brie and Clint
on ZM
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your brand new afternoon show.
That's Clean Banda and Demi Lovato.
It's called Solo.
Clint, you've already learnt this about me and we're brand new here
and I think people are going to get to know this really, really soon.
Sure.
I have an unhealthy obsession with garlic bread.
Like me and garlic bread.
I feel like I'll either end up alone or with just garlic bread.
With just garlic bread.
Like I love garlic bread so much that it's a true obsession of mine. When you have just garlic bread. With just garlic bread. Like I love garlic bread so much that
it's a true obsession of mine.
When you have a garlic bread,
like with meal,
are you, like, because people normally share a tinfoil
loaf. No, I get one for myself.
You get a whole one for yourself. Like sometimes
I order like Domino's. Like no shame or anything.
No. Like live your life.
But that's a lot of garlic bread, mate. Oh, I'm not
ashamed. I think that's a true effort. Like sometimes I'll order But that's a lot of garlic bread, mate. Oh, I'm not ashamed.
I think that's a true effort. Like sometimes I'll order Domino's and just get garlic bread,
no pizza. Really? And I love pizza too. But our mates Fletch, Vaughan and Megan bought something to my attention earlier this week or last week. Last week, yeah. They were talking about these
chips over in Australia that are now garlic bread flavour. I've heard about these.
When I heard them talking about it, I said,
how have I not heard about these and how can I get some?
How has a chip company not thought to do this before?
How has a chip company not thought?
I know.
Because they've done everything flavour.
They've done teriyaki, chicken, sushi flavoured chips.
And who wants that?
Who wants that?
Garlic bread is an absolute sitter of a chip.
It's an absolute favourite amongst the people.
And I think I need these chips.
Can't get them here.
They don't have Smiths at all.
Smiths who make them, right?
Yeah, Smiths.
Australian brand.
They don't sell them at all in New Zealand,
except maybe in the rarest of places supporting them.
But nowhere has garlic bread chips.
We need to get our hands on these chips.
And it's not just about me.
It's about everyone listening right now.
Well, that's what I was going to say. It's a second show and you're just going to use
this nationwide
behemoth of a radio station that
is ZM to get yourself a free
packet of chips. Why else do we do this job?
I want to bring
these chips to the people. People in
New Zealand deserve to taste
these chips and we're going to do it on
this show.
I'm thinking we call one of my mates back in Australia that I haven't talked to for a while and I just ask a favour.
Who is it?
It's my mate Corinne.
I haven't talked to her in about five months.
All right.
Shall we do you a favour then?
Yeah, here we go.
Let's see.
Corinne speaking.
Hi, Corinne.
It's Bree.
How are you?
Breeza.
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good. I know it's been a while
but I just thought I'd ask a favour
of you. You know how I love
garlic bread. I love garlic bread.
Oh, you do.
You do. I've seen in Australia
at the moment they've got the Smith's garlic
bread chips. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I was just wondering if you could
get 50 packets of those and send them over to
New Zealand. Do you know how hard it is could get 50 packets of those and send them over to New Zealand.
Do you know how hard it is to get one packet of those in Australia, mate?
Yeah, but I thought if anyone could do it, it would be you.
Like go to multiple supermarkets and just really try because I really need them.
Look, I have to give my local Coles a call.
I can do it.
You can do it.
It's probably like.
You don't sound confident.
Like a C on top.
It's like whatever that chocolate was.
They're literally like getting cleared off the shelves here, Brie.
Well.
Like I can't even explain how hard it is to get one box.
I know it's difficult, but I just really need them and I really need you to try for me because
it's super important.
And can you let me know how much?
50 boxes.
50 packets would be great.
And can you let me know how much shipping is because that's how much I know that I'm
not going to pay you back.
I was going to say.
All right.
So lock it in.
Let me know when they're on their way and it's a done deal.
Thanks, mate.
Yeah, babe.
See ya.
Bye.
That was easy.
I'm not confident.
Let's just say she's not the most reliable friend.
Right.
Well, I'm glad we called her then.
So I think we need a backup.
Yeah.
If people are listening right now, you need to jump on board.
Get on board the garlic bread chip train or plane or whatever it is.
We need to get them here to New Zealand so we can all experience the deliciousness.
Can we find like a smuggler?
Can we find someone who's doing like a work trip
to Australia this week and could fly some back for us?
I like that.
Do you have a family member who would post them over?
And we need as many as we can get.
I'm nearly willing to send someone to Australia.
I'll pay for it if you
bring a whole suitcase back.
You'll pay for someone's flights to go to Australia?
I'm nearly that close. If it's the right
person. If it's the right person. If you're mule,
if we think we can trust you. Yes.
0800 dial ZM.
Can you help the desperate Australian
over there get her taste of
garlic bread chips? Not just for me.
It's for the people.
Do you have a lead?
Call us now.
You can text too.
9696.
Here's Selena.
ZM.
Brie and Clint.
Brie and Clint on ZM.
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The brand new afternoon show on ZM.
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Something you need to learn about me pretty quick is that I love garlic bread.
I can't live without it.
You say it like it's a narcotics addiction or something.
You're like, look, before we go any further, you need to know I've got a garlic bread problem.
My mum had to ban me.
Like, it's that bad.
What do you mean she had to ban you?
And now I don't live at home.
I can do what I want.
Like, she stopped buying in the grocery shop or something.
Yes, like she stopped getting it.
And when I heard Fletch and and Megan talking about these garlic bread chips
that are out in Australia at the moment,
I went into panic mode and thought,
I need to get my hands on these things.
And I feel like the people of New Zealand,
we need to be able to experience this as well.
It's not fair.
It's not fair, especially with Instagram now
and everybody over there is enjoying them.
They should be available everywhere.
Someone on the text line on 9696 has said,
you should call it the garlic bread chip ship.
Jump on the ship.
Who's on?
Who wants to experience this?
How gutted are you going to be if they're not very good?
Like there's a real chance that these are buildups.
I mean, that's the risk you take.
I tasted a hungy chip earlier this year and it was average.
I tasted a cheeseburger twisty once and nearly threw up.
Yeah, see?
It was horrific.
See, and you're looking at paying people for their flights.
You're looking at funding international expeditions
to bring these chips over the Tasman.
Yeah, I'm willing to do that.
It's garlic and it's bread.
How hard can it be, mate?
Any other good leads on the text machine so far?
There's been quite a few.
I love how much people are getting on board this.
They're super passionate.
There's someone that says they're going to Australia in October.
I mean, I don't think they'll be around by then.
I don't think we want to wait that long, no.
There's a few people.
This person said they've got three mates that live over in Perth.
They'll check in and see if they can get them shipped over.
I love how the people we join together, mate.
Already.
On day two of the show.
So we can experience this deliciousness together.
This calls to, Jay, what are your credentials?
I can possibly bring some back, yeah.
When are you headed?
Are you headed over to Australia?
If you're going to pay for it, then no, no.
No, we're going on Monday.
You are actually going on Monday?
Yeah, but we're going for two. You are actually going on Monday? Yeah, but we're going for two...
You're going for how long?
Two weeks.
We could probably post some...
So it would be potentially three weeks before you'd get a chip.
Helpful or not enough?
I mean, stay there.
I mean, I'll take what I can get at this point.
Jay, yeah, wait there, mate.
Thank you.
Harry, can you help us hunt down a packet of garlic bread chips,
get them to New Zealand and get them to the people?
Honestly, I reckon I'm your guy.
I literally just came back from holiday there.
Came to cancel my flight last second because I saw them at the airport
and I thought, oh, mate, I need a mate.
Wait, you've been in the presence of these garlic bread chips?
Yeah, yeah.
I was at Melbourne Airport like last week and they had them at the WH Smith, just in the
duty free section. Have they
touched your lips? They have
touched my lips. Harry, what do they
taste like? Honestly,
A1. Don't
do that to me!
I don't want to big them up too much or anything, but
like...
Harry, I think you and
Bree are forming a mental connection
that's too strong for the radio.
I need to undo my pants because I'm getting too excited.
Can you wait there?
We need to do some off-air organisation with you, okay?
Keep Harry on the line.
All right.
Wait there, wait there.
One more.
One more potential link.
We need someone who's going, like, tomorrow.
Sunny?
Yeah?
Can you help?
I can help. Can you help? I can help.
Can you help get us
garlic bread chips
and how?
Are you the saviour?
I can absolutely do this for you.
It's no problem at all.
When are you going to Australia?
I leave tomorrow morning.
When do you come back?
Sunday evening.
Sunny,
did we just become best friends?
Yeah, we did.
Oh my God.
Sunny,
if you can get us chips,
all right,
there is a special place for you here at ZM.
It's a golden throne and you will get to sit atop it
if you can bring us back any amount of chips,
as many as possible, but just bring them in, okay?
Oh, Sunny.
Consider it done.
I feel like we've just formed a connection that can't be broken.
Pretty good outcome.
I'm so excited.
Stay tuned.
We may get you New Zealand's first ever garlic bread chips.
On the show next, this lady.
Amy Shark is our first ever musical guest.
She's performing live after this.
ZM, Brie and Clint.
Brie and Clint on ZM.
Woo!
Amy Shark, ladies and gentlemen, forever our first ever musical guest.
Wow.
I'm bloody loving that song, Amy.
Yeah?
Honestly, Clint and I, I sing it all the time in here.
Clint tells me to shut up.
He's like, can you sing another song?
It's like an earworm in my ear.
That's great.
Which I'm loving it.
It's good.
You may have noticed that Brie has a bit of an Amy Shark thing, though.
She's really fierce today
like i feel intimidated she's she's channeling shark vibes she is it's been for the last couple
of weeks i came dressed to work and someone goes god are you trying to dress like amy shark and i
was like i wasn't but i'll take the compliment i don't believe you that you weren't i mean i may
have channeled you do it really well. Thank you. Appreciate
that. I'm like the bigger version of you. You're like the mini me. No, if I ever need a stunt double,
I'll give you a call. I love that idea. You got it. The song, Tell Them All I Said Hi, which we
just heard. I've looked into it because I love knowing the meaning behind it. And I love the
meaning behind this song. Can you tell us a bit about that? I wrote the song and I love the meaning behind this song can you tell us a bit about that I wrote the song and I
wanted to sort of have that perfect balance of empowerment and encouragement in it as well I
wanted you know people to feel inspired and not think oh this is just her long tragic story or
whatever because it's about getting knocked back right yeah I mean it's a it's like okay so the
whole chorus which I don't really tell too many people this, but so my manager, when I first signed and everything was happening for me,
he would constantly say to me, okay, well, I'm off to a meeting
and I'm going to go meet, you know, Bob Smith.
And it would be someone that I had spoken to before
who never really wanted much to do with me.
And I just got into a habit, like every day I'd be like,
oh, tell him I said hi.
And I just was constantly doing that because they'd always be,
like I'd always be forever being linked to these people who didn't really support
me and now they come and call of course and you know and for sure i'm just like yeah well okay
well tell him i said hi and it was a very tongue-in-cheek yeah passive-aggressive message
sup bitches look at me now like everyone can kind of relate to that i can i got told a million times you don't have
the talent you're not good enough yeah and then you just want to tell you just trying to look like
amy shark i just want to tell all those people hey i said a damn good job of it all right she's
doing a great job yeah yeah we want to do just a rapid fire because these we always get limited
time to talk to people a rapid fire um question set with you are you up for that okay it's just
gonna run for 30 seconds i'm really bad at this but I'll try hard. We're going to answer
as many as we can.
I'm so bad at it too.
Here we go.
Okay.
Okay.
Full name.
Amy Louise,
not telling you last name.
Okay.
Where were you born?
Gold Coast.
Biggest musical influence?
Blink-102,
Amy Winehouse.
Oh, how good.
Yeah.
Sorry,
I'm running out of time.
Did you go in the water
at Flocella?
No.
Do you surf?
Try. Have you ever peed in at Flocella? No. Do you surf? Try.
Have you ever peed in your wetsuit?
No.
Who's the hottest movie star in the world?
Oh, God, God.
Marky Mark.
Ever done a shooey?
No.
Marky Mark.
Sorry.
Mark Wahlberg.
I watched Fear the other night and I just remembered how great he was.
Sorry.
Have you ever drunk dialed an ex?
Yeah.
Haven't we all?
Who's the most famous person on your phone right now uh katie holmes oh ever drunk dialed her uh no good lucky um
favorite type of shark uh great white god yeah us too and um are you sponsored by eddie des
uh no comment i feel like we know you a bit better. That was good. I'm sweating.
For the last three weeks, Brie has been going around singing.
This is really embarrassing.
Singing your song.
I've been a massive fan of your music.
As soon as it came out, I've been on board.
And when it came out here in New Zealand, I was like, guys, you've got to get around this song.
It's great.
And everyone's like, oh, you know, what song are you talking about?
And I was like, oh, Tell Your Mum I Said Hi.
Guys, it's great. It's great. I was singing it around the office and Clint goes, you know, what song are you talking about? And I was like, oh, tell your mum I said hi. Guys, it's great.
It's great.
I was singing it around the office and Clint goes, you know, that's not the lyrics.
Oh, bless.
Is that a first for that song for you?
There's actually quite a lot of people who have been saying that.
So you're not alone.
Thank you.
You can rest easy.
I would like, because that's what I thought the song said, if we could just call my mum
and just say hi from Amy Shark.
Yep.
I don't know what we're going to get here.
My mum's a loose unit, so.
She an Amy Shark fan?
True Aussie.
I bet she will be.
Hello?
Hi, Mum.
Hi, Brianna.
Hi, Clint.
Hi, Mum.
Just for one sec, I just have someone here who wants to say hi.
Hi.
I just wanted to say hi. Who am I speaking to? It's Amy Shark, mum. I just, for one sec, I just have someone here who wants to say hi. Hi. I just wanted to say hi.
Who am I speaking to?
It's Amy Shark, mum.
No, it's not, Brianna.
You've done this to me before.
No, it is the real Amy Shark.
She's being for real now, mum.
She's like, this is serious.
I just want to say hi.
Oh, you're awesome.
Oh, thank you so much.
You are absolutely fantastic.
I need to tell you at Flocella, my mum was there.
Oh, really?
And you've come on and she goes,
Brianna, I've got to get down in the mosh pit.
And then my mum just headed on down to the mosh pit when you were on.
She just felt compelled and she was just basking in.
I think I might have seen you.
Were you in a fluoro pink bikini?
That was me. I thought I might have seen you. Were you in a fluoro pink bikini? That was me.
I thought it was.
Good read.
Yeah, I thought I heard that voice.
I'm like, I know that.
Amy Shark, great to see you.
Thanks for coming back to New Zealand.
Thank you, guys.
Can't wait to see you again.
Sounds good.
Thanks, Amy.
Brie and Clint on ZDM.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Clint, we're going to do this every day.
And it's pretty much a chance for us to mess with the music.
Ross Boss already hates this segment.
It's where you guys call in, you tell us your birthday.
We figure out what song was number one on your 16th birthday
and then we play one of those songs in full.
The first time we played it yesterday with Jason PJ,
we played Elton John.
You never know what you're going to get.
And I love that we can all reminisce in that year what was number one.
Okay, let's meet today's callers who are playing Birthday Banger.
First up, Amy.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey.
What's your birthday, Ames?
The 30th of August, 1992.
Okay, Amy, you were 16 in 2008 on the 30th of August,
and this is your birthday banger.
And we were trying everything.
Oh!
We were smoking funny things.
Get it, girl.
It's country, it's bogan, it's pop, it's...
Every song.
Drinking Woodstocks in the back of a ute.
It's kid rock.
It's kid rock.
Not thinking about...
What do you reckon, Amy?
Oh, that's a good memory start.
Yeah.
Okay. Hot contender, wait there. I of good memories, Tyler. Yeah. Okay.
Hot contender, wait there.
I don't mind that song.
Roy, Kia ora.
Hello.
Hey, guys.
Roy, what's your birthday, mate?
July 7th, 1991.
Okay, Roy, you were 16 in 2007 on the 7th of July
and this was Topping the Charts.
Woo!
Roy, how much do you love some early RiRi?
It kind of makes me feel sad because it only feels like yesterday that that song was number one.
Hey, I'm right there with you, Roy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And that's what this game does as well.
It makes you realise how old you are.
I love some RiRi.
Let's go one more.
Let's go to Stephanie.
Hello.
Hi. What's your birthday, Steph Let's go to Stephanie. Hello. Hi.
What's your birthday, Steph?
22nd of December, 1991.
All right, Steph.
You were 16 in 2007 as well on the 22nd of December,
and this is your birthday banger. It's too late to apologise.
Ooh.
Good song.
Timberland, One Republic, Mesh Up.
It's too late to apologise. I loved this song. Yeah, so did I. It was such a banger. Ooh, a Timberland One Republic mashup.
I loved this song.
Yeah, so did I.
It was such a banger.
Right, we need you to... It is a depressing note.
It is a little bit.
I mean, for a Tuesday Arvo, not the biggest pump-up song.
What are you feeling?
We've got to pick one.
I'm a country gal.
Bit of kid rock.
I just, when I heard that song, it's one of those ones where you go,
shit, I haven't heard that song for ages.
Right.
Should we do it?
Probably because it's not very good, but let's play it anyway.
Amy, guess what?
It's your birthday banger.
It's your birthday banger.
Woo-hoo.
First ever one.
Congratulations.
See, I feel like Ross Boss would be down with this because he loves country.
Does he?
We'll find out.
ZM.
ZM.
It was 1989. My Brie and Clint on find out. ZM. It was 1989.
Brie and Clint on ZM.
ZM, Brie and Clint, your brand new drive home.
That is Five Sauce and Youngblood.
I caught up with a mate last night, Clint,
and we were chatting about her relationship,
and I was like, you know, how's it going?
What's been happening?
And I can't believe I have not talked to her about this before,
but she said to me that her and her partner have never said I love you to each other.
And they've been in a relationship, get this, for a year and a half.
Yeah.
And that really shocks me.
And I was like, whoa, that's a fairly long time.
Because there is no written rule, but when someone says a year and a half,
that's like, whoa, hang on, what's going on with you guys?
Why haven't you said it? Six months?
You guys are treating them mean, keeping them keen.
One year?
Great opportunity to do it on the anniversary.
You and your wife Lucy, how long
did it take when you guys met?
Yeah, so we were kind of dating
for around six-ish months.
And who said it first? Before we were
official. Like, you know when you go, when you have that conversation. Oh, you're that type of person. And you said it first? Before we were official.
Like, you know when you go,
when you go,
when you have that conversation.
Oh, you're that type of person.
And you go,
do you want to be my girlfriend?
I don't know,
she might have thought,
dumbass, I already am.
But I don't know.
I thought it was nice to ask.
So about six months before I dropped the L-bomb.
You did it?
Yeah.
So you dropped it first?
Yeah.
And was it an accident
or did you plan it?
An accident.
No, it wasn't an accident.
How do you say it? My accident. To be honest, every time I've ever said that I love someone, it's been an accident or did you plan it? An accident? No, it wasn't an accident. How do you say it by accident?
To be honest, every time I've ever said that I love someone,
it's been an accident and that's when I really know that I love someone
when I don't even think about it.
Did you think you were talking to garlic bread?
Yep, I've definitely said it to garlic bread a few times.
But you know what I mean?
Like I've never planned it.
It's just kind of come out and then it's been a bit awkward.
Do you mean drunk?
No, no, I wasn't drunk.
I've got to tell you
something. I love you.
No, but you know what I mean.
Can we split this over?
But I do love you. But that's interesting.
Yeah, a year and a half. So a year and a half. Did she say
why? Well, I was
kind of getting that
because he hasn't said it, she's not
going to say it and now it's like
a Mexican standoff. See, just say it. If she's not going to say it. Oh, power play. And now it's like a Mexican standoff.
So you just say it.
If you love them, just say it.
Because I know what you're doing.
I know what you're doing.
You want them to come to you.
So you go, oh, love me, do you?
Look who's got the power in this relationship.
Yeah, I wish I was that smart.
I just blurted out all whenever.
And I don't mean to be like serious guy, but just say it
because you don't know what's going to happen tomorrow.
I kind of said that to her.
You might as well just get it out there.
And also, a year and a half, you're pretty stable.
Like I get not wanting to say it too early too
in case you compromise your feelings and you put too much of yourself out there,
you know, and then you get hurt.
Yeah, right.
But a year and a half.
They're living together.
They're living together.
Yeah.
They're living together.
And I said, you know, what's the relationship like?
What do they write on birthday
cards? At the bottom?
Regards.
Sincerely. I don't
know. I just said, you know, if the relationship
is good, then live your life.
Drop the L button. How soon is too soon?
Ooh.
Maybe two days?
Oh, I was going to say months.
No, I think, you know, if you know, you know, I think.
Yeah, but you can also know and keep it to yourself for a bit.
You can go, all right, Clint, you're a key no-be-no.
Just chill out, man.
Yeah, because if you say it too early, then you're probably...
You lose all your cool factor too.
And the other person stops trying because they're like, oh, they love me.
I guess I can let myself go.
I wish I was as cool as you, but like I said,
it just comes out when it comes out for me.
I just blurt it out everywhere.
That's nice.
No one's ever called me cool.
0800DIALZM or text us on 9696.
How long did it take to say I love you,
either for them or for you?
We want to know both.
I'm looking for the longest one in New Zealand.
Oh, the longest wait?
The longest wait. But I'll take
the really quick ones too because I like those stories
as well. Was it a 90 year marriage and it was
a deathbed confession? They're like,
I just gotta tell you something before I go. I actually do love you.
Pull my finger.
Oh, and I love you.
Let us know.
0800 DALZM. Here's Carleed.
Brie and Clint. Brie
and Clint on ZDM. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint on Zidim.
Zidim.
Brie and Clint, Sons of Zion and Drift Away.
I was talking about this friend of mine who said to me last night,
she's been in a relationship for a year and a half
and they haven't said I love you yet,
which I found a little bit unusual.
Did you ask her whether she does love him?
I did ask that and she said, yeah, of course I do.
And I said, well, I'm assuming he loves you because you live together
and you've been dating for a year and a half.
You've done love stuff.
You've done, you know, some stuff.
We assume you've done the love stuff.
But I don't know.
Is that unusual?
A year and a half?
Feels unusual.
She's waiting for him to say it first.
You think so?
It's a standoff.
So we're trying to figure out this afternoon,
like what's the acceptable amount of time
and how long did it take you to say I love you?
I'm looking for the longest one in New Zealand.
That's what I'm on the hunt for.
There's been a few texts coming on 9696.
There's been a lot of really quick ones.
Like I like this one.
It says, me and my now husband confessed that we were in love
after dating for three weeks.
We've now been married for over six years.
Cute if you both do it. Awkward if it's just one of you. Very true. Awkward if it's three weeks. We've now been married for over six years. Cute if you both do it.
Awkward if it's just one of you.
Very true.
Awkward if it's three weeks in and you go,
you know what, I love you.
And the other one goes, oh.
Very true.
This one, three years it took.
And they still didn't say it, but they broke up eventually.
Three years?
They were together for three years.
Never said I love you.
And then they broke up.
And then they broke up.
Maybe they're just like real hard, like really on the fence.
People are like, well, I don't love this person,
but they're like the same Netflix shows as me, so.
Oh, that's a bit morbid.
It's just comfortable.
Let's go to the phones.
Oh, we've got an anonymous.
Our first anonymous.
I like this.
Secret person, how long to say I love you?
We haven't said it and we've been together for seven years.
I just nearly choked.
Let's get some stats here.
Living together?
Yes, for seven years.
Kids?
Yeah.
No kids.
Three dogs and a cat.
Three dogs and a cat.
Do you love them?
Oh, I say I love them.
You tell the dog that you love the dog, but you won't tell...
I'm assuming it's a... Is it a him, your partner?
Yes.
I want to know why. Is there a reason why?
I don't know. It's just kind of don't say it now.
Like, I sort of thought it in the beginning, like, thought it,
but kind of just moved past it.
Let's cut to the chase. Do you love him?
Oh, without a doubt.
We should call him on radio
and you should tell him.
Can we do that?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Just do it.
No way.
Rip the band-aid off.
Anonymous person,
I think you're the record holder.
Do we say well done?
No, go do it tonight.
Cook a pasta and light a candle
and say, guess what?
I love you.
Just drop it.
He'll probably laugh at me. Emma say, guess what? I love you. Just drop it. They'd probably laugh at me.
Emma, how long for an I love you?
This is the longest mix can stand off.
I say my parents have been together almost 30 years
and they've never told each other they love each other.
You're kidding me, Emma.
Married three children.
And why?
What's the reason?
I think, well, Dad, obviously, maybe Mum's went from state birth.
He just hasn't, and they just have never said it.
They just haven't said it.
I would love to get your parents on the phone, on the radio.
Oh, I don't know if they want to tell us.
Do you think they love each other, Emma?
Mum, yeah, I've met Mum talk about it.
I haven't talked to Dad about it, though.
She's like, I'm not telling that old bastard.
Brie and Clint on ZDM.
Oh, my God.
I heard she bought all her followers.
She would.
She's such a bitch.
It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game.
Very simple game.
All we need to do is guess how many followers certain celebrities have on Instagram.
It's me versus you, Brie, okay?
And it's first to three.
Yes.
To govern the game, we have in studio producer Ellie.
Kia ora, Ellie.
Kia ora.
Now, you have a list of celebrities that you can confirm neither of us have seen, correct?
Can confirm.
Can you keep them under control?
Because you just left them laying out on the desk and Clint was right there having a good old look.
It's my first day, mate, all right?
This is what you learn about Brie, too.
What the hell?
She's paranoid that people are cheating.
I'm not paranoid.
I just want it to be fair.
Nah, they're cool.
Ellie, when you're ready, please give us the first celebrity.
We have 10 seconds to get our answer to you.
And the closest to the correct number takes the point.
All right.
First celebrity.
Amy Shark.
Oh, Amy Shark.
You better know, guys. You better know. I actually know this one because I checked her Instagram today. Sorry, Amy Shark. Oh, Amy Shark. You better know, guys.
You better know.
I actually know this one because I checked her Instagram today.
Sorry, Brie.
So did I.
Oh, yeah.
But I don't know.
I'm a roundabout.
Now, can I just confirm, is that a six there?
No, it's a 78,000 I've written down.
Oh, just, yeah.
78,000 for Amy Shark.
All right.
Brie has written 79.7K.
Clint has written 78K.
Amy Shark has 79.9K.
That's me!
That's me!
One to Brie.
Calm down.
This is one point, all right?
Let's just confirm that was me that won that round.
Next celebrity, please, Ellie.
All right.
Cristiano Ronaldo.
Oh, the football player.
He'll be mega
because he'll have all the whole
South American
thing going for him.
This will be a lot.
This has got to be a lot.
I'm going to say.
I'm in.
Alright.
Can you hurry up too, please?
You have your 10 seconds
and that's all you get.
I didn't have my paper.
You're vicious in this game.
Brie, you said 113 million.
Clint, you said 40 million.
Cristiana Ronaldo has 132 million followers.
Oh, she's on it tonight.
She's on that winning trade and she's riding all the way home to Georgia.
You know, this is not the sort of thing we need
For the first game
You're setting a bad benchmark
I love that in the practice games we had
Where we just played in the office
You and I, you absolutely rolled me
Yeah and you got this look in your eye
Like you were going to eat kittens for breakfast
That means nothing now
Because this is the only games that count
Here we go.
Okay, to potentially win the game, Bree, we have Adam Sandler.
Adam Sandler.
Now, again, not someone from the Instagram generation.
I love him.
But that doesn't mean people don't want to follow him.
There we go.
Conservative.
I've gone conservative.
I haven't.
Wow, that's a big old difference.
Okay.
Well, now that makes me know that I haven't won.
Nah, it doesn't necessarily.
I'm just saying your difference is large.
What has Clint gone with?
Adam Sandler.
You've said 1.4 million.
Mate, it's Adam Sandler.
Brie, you've said 90 million.
90 million.
He's not a Kardashian.
He's got a good tush, though.
Adam Sandler has 5.1 million.
Yay!
And you would be Sandler.
That would do me in.
Live to fight another day.
Okay.
We need another celebrity then.
That's one to me, two to Bree.
You're still in the cusp of winning this if you take this point, Bree.
Come on.
Okay.
90 million.
What were you thinking?
All right, we're just going to go real classic here, all million. What were you thinking? All right, we're just going
to go real classic here, all right?
What were you thinking?
Miley Cyrus.
Happy Gilmore?
Miley Cyrus.
Now, this is a 90 million
if ever I've heard one.
Yeah.
Stop trying to throw me off.
All right.
Is that a five or a three?
It's a five.
Okay, cool.
All right, Brie,
you've said 50 million.
Clint, you've said 90 million.
Yeah.
I've got to do some hard maths here.
Stop taking my guesses.
Miley Cyrus has 76.1 million,
which means Clint is just slightly closer.
Oh, tiebreaker.
Damn it.
Tiebreaker.
Tiebreaker.
I live for a tiebreaker. All right. Oh, it's a tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. I live for a tiebreaker.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
I'm not good under bridge.
Okay, he's been in the news recently, so I'm going to use this one.
LeBron James.
Oh, shit.
I just unfollowed him the other day because he was doing annoying holiday videos.
Oh, no.
I have no idea. I have no idea.
Even though I love LeBron and I actually follow him,
that's so annoying.
I can tell you how many million dollars he's about to make from the
Lakers. A lot. 141.
So much.
Alright, three for LeBron James.
Oh no, don't even look at me.
100 million. Clint,
you've said 80 million. No, I've gone too at me. $100 million. Clint, you've said $80 million.
No, I've gone too much.
I've gone too much.
LeBron James has $39.1 million.
Clint, you win!
Yeah!
What a comeback.
I'm just going to go sit myself over in this corner.
That was one of the greatest chokes in radio game history.
You only needed one point, and then I downtrod you three points to nil.
All right, mate.
Settle down.
We're going to have to play this again.
That's the Instafame game, everybody.
Thank you, Ellie.
Thank you.
God damn it.
There's your Mendez.
Nothing holding me back.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
Bree and Clint on ZM.
ZM, Bree and Clint,
Post Malone and Psycho.
It is our second ever day on ZM on our brand new drive show.
We're the new kids on the block, literally.
We've got neighbours.
Yeah, we're fresh to the neighbourhood.
I would say our neighbours are the other drive shows,
which we talked about this time yesterday.
Yesterday we put in a call to Jono from Jono, Ben and Sharon,
you know, to say hi.
Genuinely one of the nicest guys. I think he even found it a little bit uncomfortable. He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Radio, you know, to say hi. Genuinely one of the nicest guys.
I think he even found it a little bit uncomfortable.
He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Radio stations don't talk to each other.
I know, it's like taboo, right?
You mean we're meant to pretend that each other doesn't exist.
We're not meant to even mention them,
but we thought it would be a courteous thing to do
and something nice where we could call the other neighbourhood drive shows
and just introduce ourselves, let them know that we're on.
If they want to give us a plug, that's all right.
Today we called, before we went on air, not to be rude,
not to interrupt them, before we went on air,
we called someone who we see in the staff room a bit.
His station's in the same building as our station.
He works at The Hits with Stacey Morrison.
Stace and Flinney.
Stace and Flinney.
This is our chat with Flinney.
Just introduce ourselves and get to know him.
Hello?
Flinney.
Flinney?
Hi.
Hi.
It's Bree and Clint from ZM.
The brand new drive show, mate.
Cool.
Look, can you be a bit more enthusiastic for us?
Look, I love you mate. Cool. Look, can you be a bit more enthusiastic for us? Look, I love you both.
Yeah.
But you've been working in the same building as me as a while.
None of you have taken me to the pub for lunch,
and you know how I love drinking.
No, that's because every time we go to the pub,
you're already at the pub drinking.
That is a valid point.
I haven't taken it into consideration yet.
Flanny, look, we're new, mate,
and so what we're doing is we're meeting all our neighbours.
Yesterday we met Jono and Ben and Sharon,
and today we're calling to meet you and Stacey.
Well, Stacey isn't here yet, so it's just me.
Apologies.
Okay.
You used to do this show, didn't you, here on ZM?
Back in the old days I did, actually, yeah.
The Glory Days, they called them. The Glory Days. I didn't say that. on ZM? Back in the old days, I did actually. Yeah, the glory days, they called them.
The glory days.
I didn't say that.
Other people did, but you be the judge.
What's your advice for us?
As new people to this time slot,
taking over from Jason PJ,
who took over from you guys,
what's your advice?
Just don't stuff it up.
Don't sully the brand.
Don't ruin what many of us,
what many of us have built up to be this amazing monster.
They call it to them. If you guys come and stuff it up,
you're going to be the first show ever
to come in and make a complete cock up
and ruin it for everyone. So don't be that guy.
Wasn't that you and Zoe Marshall?
Didn't you get walked out?
Flinny, this goes both ways.
Flinny, by the way, does a great show on The Hits.
If your mum's looking
For a new radio show
Yeah it's great
They play some great tunes
I heard that
You know they're playing
A bit of Phil Collins
Yeah
If you've heard of him
They've got that
Hot new Bon Jovi
Yes
Shut up
The Jovi's good
Hey Flinney
We just wanted to let you know
As well
We're the type of neighbours
That walk around naked
So just a heads up
I don't know if I really Want to see either of you No Be real walk around naked. So just a heads up.
I don't know if I really want to see either of you nude.
Be real.
You want to see both of us nude, Flinny.
We'll talk about this later.
Hey, love it.
If you go nude, I'll go nude.
And my ring is horrific.
Yeah, deal's off.
Lovely to meet you, neighbour.
That's Flinny from the hits.
Love thy neighbour.
And we love you, Flinny. Let him suck. All right, neighbour. That's Flynnie from The Hits. Love thy neighbour. And we love you, Flynnie.
All right, mate.
Get him off.
ZM, Brie and Clint, Drax Project,
supporting 660 at their mega Western Springs show.
If you want details for that, it's this summer coming up.
ZMonline.com.
I've been talking about plastic bags and the phasing out of single-use plastic bags
and the things that we can get rid of in our life
to help save the environment.
Because it seems every day at the moment
I'm seeing a video on Facebook
where there's a bird that's got its stomach full of plastic
or a whale that died from drinking plastic
that it thought was food.
And it's pretty horrific.
Do you know how long it takes for a plastic bag to break down?
No.
It takes 100 years once it's been taken to the rubbish tip for a plastic bag to break down? No. It takes 100 years once it's been taken to the rubbish tip
for a plastic bag to break down.
This is the problem too that I do know.
If they get into the water, they break down,
but they don't properly, like, they don't decompose.
They just turn into smaller bits of plastic
that then get eaten by fish and then get insorbed
into their system.
And then we eat the fish and we get the plastic inside us.
Yeah, Countdown actually announced earlier this year
that it would be the first company to phase out plastic bags
and they've already got stores that have phased them out.
So Mitre 10 is doing it as well?
Yeah, so other companies like New World,
Foursquare, Pack and Save, Mitre 10 included,
they're all looking to phase out the single-use plastic bag
by the end of this year. It's a good
start. It's not enough because
everything in the supermarket is
still wrapped in single-use plastic.
But we'll get there. You know, it's a start.
Our producer, one of our producers,
Ellie, made a really good point today because
she's trying to do the right thing. She's trying to do
the take your reusable bags to the supermarket
thing and put your shopping out that way.
Which is hard to remember how to do.
It is a pain at first until you get into the rhythm.
She had an interesting thought that I hadn't even considered.
She has purchased Countdown brand reusable bags.
Yeah.
But she needed to go and do her shopping at New World.
And she said to us, she goes,
is it awkward and am I allowed?
Yeah.
And I said, of course you are.
Well, no, of course you are, but it does feel weird.
It's like going to eat BK at Macca's.
Nah, not the same.
No, it's not.
I did say, I was like, it's like taking a coffee from one cafe and then you take it
to another cafe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you know what?
I mean.
You can take whatever you want.
If you want to take a pillowcase that has a picture of Santa Claus on it,
you can do that.
What else can we use?
Let's take a helmet and fill it full of stuff.
Fill it with olives from the deli.
She ended up caving and felt too awkward to use the countdown bag at New World
and she ended up using the plastic bag.
Do you know how many turtles you killed?
Do you know how many seabirds you suffocated?
Clint, did you use plastic bags the last time you went?
That's what I thought, mate.
That's what I thought.
Just giving you.
So you leave producer Ellie alone.
It is hard and it is hard to remember.
If you want some helpful tips and tricks,
I suggest leaving your reusable bags in your car.
That's my better, hey, better living everybody.
Yeah, I'm not that organised.
I'm just going to be that person that ends up buying
reusable bags
every time I go. You know what the other
trick is? No matter what. Just carry it.
Like, I reckon you could hold
15 things in your arms. You could
get a bottle of wine, a packet of Tim Tams,
a bunch of bananas,
maybe not loose mandarins,
but big items.
I'd just buy the essentials.
Wine and tampons,
that's it.
Would you like a bag?
Nah,
I've got this.
Nah.
It's dinner.
Dinner and a show.
He's Macklemore
and Kesha.
This is Good Old Days.
Bree and Clint,
ZM. Bree and Clint, ZM.
Bree and Clint on ZM.
ZM, Bree and Clint, Selena Gomez, back to you.
Bree, are you the sort of person who can fall asleep anywhere?
100% no.
Oh, I am.
I can go to sleep on a dime.
Fall asleep on a plane, fall asleep on a bus, fall asleep in an Uber.
I could fall asleep in the corner of this room right now if I tried.
Is that why you sleep in every
meeting?
Now I have noticed that about
you. You're a very easy sleeper.
If you are like me, here's a cautionary tale
especially as we get closer to summer as well.
There is a Russian tourist
called Olga
of course it is, who has gone
to the Greek islands for a holiday.
They've gone to Crete.
You know those inflatables that are real popular at the moment?
All the ones that they had at Flocella, like the inflatable unicorn,
the inflatable jandal, the inflatable flamingo.
Yep, love them.
This person was on the inflatable popsicle.
Oh, I love the popsicle one and the pineapple's good too.
Like the traffic light popsicle that's got the stick coming out the bottom of it.
Yep.
So they were on this inflatable lilo, essentially.
They have fallen asleep.
The current, I shouldn't laugh, the current has caught them.
But where were they?
Off the coast.
They were somewhere at the beach in Crete.
On the beach?
Yeah, in the Greek islands.
They're just out in the water, fallen asleep in the beautiful sunshine because they're Russian and they've never seen the sun before.
And they then float out.
This person has gone 20 hours off the coast,
floated 11 kilometres out into the ocean.
And when did they wake up?
Like how big of a nap did this person have?
I don't know at what point they woke up,
but at the point they woke up,
they were beyond the point of return.
The only reason that Olga has been located
is because there were planes going around,
not looking for Olga,
looking for people who were like trying to,
illegal immigrants,
who were trying to get into Greece.
And that's the only reason.
They've then spotted this popsicle floating on,
they've gone, we've got one.
We've got someone who's tried to escape their country
in the most hipster fashion possible.
Where was that person's friends when they were floating off into the distance?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
They were with their family at the beach too,
and they just haven't noticed.
I faked that once actually at a beach.
Faked floating away?
We were sitting in like an inflatable pool,
and then me and my friends,
because one of the lifeguards was really good looking,
and we were like, I think we were about 19,
and we were like, oh, we're in trouble.
The current has us.
So we're like putting our arms up and he like swum over
and we're like, hello.
Did you do the full fake CPR thing?
We didn't go that far, but, you know, it was a good time.
Trust me.
We got his number.
Just be careful, everybody, if you're a dangerous sleeper.
You never know where you could end up.