ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 3rd 2019

Episode Date: July 3, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. I did a risky manoeuvre today before the show, guys, and I need you to be honest with me. I went to the gym before the show, went and did some yoga. Nice. Because namaste, I'm a modern man. Namaste at home. No, am I right? Tell me doggy style.

And then didn't shower and then went straight into the studio, got changed and went straight into the studio. So do I smell? Oh, I didn't notice that, nah. No, I didn't notice, you're fine. Oh, good, okay. Yeah, nah, I didn't shower And then went straight into the studio Got changed and went straight into the studio So do I smell? Oh I didn't notice that No I didn't notice you're fine Oh good okay Yeah no I didn't notice it at all Cool

Because I've been paranoid about it The whole day Oh no But don't you feel gross? Oh no I feel yuck Yeah Did you not have time for a shower? What was the choice?

Why did you not? No I thought it's just yoga Right I thought it's just yoga I won't get that sweaty It's not as sweaty Spoiler alert I'm not good at yoga

And I'm quite sweaty Yeah No it is pretty It can be sweaty work Grim details too I brought spare clothes But didn't bring Changing undies

Oh dang it You turn them inside out You're fine They're still sweaty though They're on the outside You laugh But that's his real Yeah no

When I first started Working with Ben How many pairs of undies Did you own? Five Five That's seven days in a week. Yeah, I can still wash them during the week.

So you owe you a lot of washing. I've only got five pairs, but sometimes I turn them inside out or... Like I'll wear them for the day or I'll have a shower at night. Oh, it doesn't matter. Set it now. I have a shower at night and then just sleep in my underwear and then just come to work the next day in those underwear. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's fine. I haven't done anything in them. Nah, I guess not. I tuned out because I'm just so gross. You know, you know Marty, you know our mate Marty. He, when I lived with him,

owned two pairs of undies. What? He wore undies every day. He owned two pairs. Interesting. Yeah. Did he wash them or did he recycle? He interesting yeah did he wash them or did he recycle

he washed them he washed them but it's quite punishing because he would run a whole washing cycle just to wash one pair of undies oh nah

because he would literally have to wash every day yeah well why didn't he just go to Kmart and just buy some cheap undies

he didn't even buy the two pairs that he had they were freebies so he got sent them from like bonds or something as like a gift. Yeah.

And he was like, great, I got new undies. By the end, I'm sorry if we talk about Marty's undies. I hope he doesn't mind. He won't mind. Nah, all good.

By the end of our stint of living together, they were like hand-darned all over the place. He'd like sewed the holes up with bits of cotton. Oh my God. Rather than just go

buy more undies. Yeah, yeah. I think he's got a hot missus now. I think he runs a much tighter undie game. You have to. You have to. All over the place He'd like sewed the holes up With bits of cotton Oh my god Rather than just go Buy more undies Yeah yeah I think he's got a hot missus now I think he runs a much tighter Undie game You have to You have to You have to

You have to That sort of thing Changes your life Yeah it does But yeah two pairs Good on him Do you reckon there's anyone With less than two pairs of undies

What if I could For efficiency's sake Yeah for Yeah I've never bought a pair of undies I've only been giving them For like Christmas and stuff Oh okay yeah You'll grow out of that They're not cheap You'll grow out of that Yeah true No they're not cheap For efficiency's sake? Yeah, for cost. I've never bought a pair of undies. I've only been giving them for Christmas and stuff.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. You'll grow out of that. They're not cheap, eh? You'll grow out of that. Yeah, true. No, they're not cheap. They're horrific. No.

But yeah, there you go. Undie chat. How many pairs of undies have you got, Ellie? Oh, I've got quite a few, but I'm one of those people that have had them for way too long, and they're all raggedy now. Yeah, remember we talked about that on the show. How long have you had your undies? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I've got quite a few old ones and a couple of new pairs. The only time... You're old comfies, eh? The old comfies. And the only time I really get new ones is when my mum realises that... I don't even live with her, but she just knows me. I'm so lazy. She'll always buy me a new pair every two years because she just knows I want it.

What about special occasion? Oh, I've got two of those. Again, bought by my mum. Oh, my God. When she bought them, she's like, your boyfriend will of those. Again, bought by my mum. Oh, my God. When she bought them, she's like, your boyfriend will love these. Yeah, basically. He was basically giving Sam a present. You should buy her some.

That's a bit weird the other way around. For dad. Oh, yeah. Okay. In the words of Mumma Di, I'm old, I'm not dead. Here's today's show, everybody. Enjoy. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. I've just been having a bit of a fiddle around on that OneRoof app.

You know how we were talking about the One Roof app last week because you could win the trolley grab thing? Oh, yeah. I've got it. It's the property app. I'm just having a bit of a noodle around. Pretty many won it. I was like, all right, mate, I can't.

Oh, no, I know. No, that's the bad thing about working for a radio station. You're ineligible to win the prizes. Damn it. And so are your loved ones, which can really drive a rift through some of your relationships. Yeah. Anyway, I'm on the One Roof app. are your loved ones which can really drive a rift through some of your relationships yeah anyway

I'm on the One Roof app you can go and find out quite a lot of information about people's houses you can I know just from knowing their address what can you find out

like if you know your boss's address you can go and see how much his house is worth yeah when they bought it when they renovated it

yeah there's all sorts of information on there it's crazy it's awesome I've just been and looked at my parents' house and then it gives you a satellite view.

It's real good. You're like, holy crap, this is my house. That's where I used to live. Yeah, I was like, this is my inheritance. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. And you can watch it and you can hit track and you can watch the value go up if you're that way inclined. There you go. What if you put a notification and you're like,

I want to know when it gets over a certain point and then it pings your phone? Well, then it's time to take your parents out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do it on a and you're like, I want to know when it gets over a certain point and then it pings your phone. Well, then it's time to take your parents out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do it on a place you're renting too.

That's what I've done today? Yes. If you're in a house at the moment and you want to know, oh, is it legit? Like, should I be paying this much rent? Yeah.

You can go and look at how much your landlord paid for the house. Yeah, you can. Oh my God. I think it also has median rent, like what the average rent is in that area as well.

So there you go. It's really interesting. It is. Where are they getting this information from? It's public. Yeah, true. It's public information, but the app has just put it together

in a real easy way to digest it. I'm just looking at the house across the road from my house. It's worth $1.6 million. Who's the millionaire living across the road from me? It is a nice house, that one. Wow. Okay. Hey, on the show today,

we're going to catch up with Bree after five o'clock. This week marks one year on air for the Bree and Clint show, which is exciting. Who knew we'd make it this far? So we've got some stuff to share. You've been working on some stuff, Producer Ben. Yeah, there's a best of for you, Clint, and a best of for Bree,

and some best callers of the year. Best callers of the year. Hey, hey, listen, if you've called this show, are you our best caller that we've had on? You can find that out after five o'clock. But next, producer Ellie is in with a story about someone who lost their voice for 15 years. Crazy.

And then it just came back, right? Yeah, but I'll tell you why. Okay, good. Keep them waiting. Here's Billie Eilish, Brie and Clint, ZM. I don't feel so. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Producer Ali's here.

Hi. Hello. Cool Friends t-shirt. Oh, thanks, mate. I do love Friends. I mean, who doesn't, though? It's such a good show. I know.

In my opinion. It's like saying, oh, I do love The Simpsons. Yeah, we know, mate. That is everywhere. Yeah, exactly. Not new Simpsons, though, which is why you've got to be happy that Friends ended. I maintain that.

Me too. Go out on a high. Yep, agreed. We want more and we'll never get it. And don't do a reunion. Yeah, no, I don't think I should. You've seen Chandler. Yeah.

Oh, bless. Poor Matthew. Don't do a reunion. You're here with a weird medical story for us today. Yeah, fascinating stuff. I was on the internet and I came across this story about an Aussie lady who when she was 12 years old, she got a bad bout of bronchitis. So she kind of like lost her voice and stuff

and had the coughs and all that. When she got better, she'd lost her voice and they literally couldn't explain it. They didn't know why. They just couldn't diagnose it. She just had no voice. She just had no voice, yeah. So for the next, I think it was 13 years

until she was 25, she went through awful stuff because she couldn't talk. So she'd like have to write notes to the bus driver and people at school found it weird and then... Oh, you'd have to relearn everything. Yeah, it was just a horrible horrible time for her. And then when she was finally 25, she finally got employed because she was very unemployable

unfortunately as well. She finally got employed and then all of a sudden she had this coughing fit. Like just out of nowhere after 12, 13 years, she just starts coughing and coughing and coughing. Another bad bout of bron nowhere, after 12, 13 years, she just starts coughing and coughing and coughing. Another bad bout of bronchitis. Well, yeah, that's what she thought.

And she just keeps coughing, coughing, coughing. And then up comes this like ball of like, sorry, like mucus and blood, like this ball of stuff. Yeah.

And the doctors clean it and it's a coin that had been lodged in her throat for that long. Get out of town. How did, like How did they not find that though? But she literally

it was suppressing her vocal cords so they couldn't vibrate. And then all of a sudden she moaned and was like, oh my God. Oh, I'm making sound. And she got her voice back. Oh my God. How crazy is that? What would you do? That would be crazy. I wonder if you'd still remember how to talk.

That's a good point. how to make words and stuff Do you have to relearn that stuff? God you would have so much shit You want to get off your chest as well Oh imagine Like literally Apart from the coin Yeah

Apart from the coin You would literally You'd be like I've been waiting to say this to you I've been waiting to say this to you Exactly How insane is that? You know that feeling

When you get like Like something It's grim But like You get like a lot of earwax or something out and you're like, oh that feels good. Imagine that. How long? 15 years? I think she was 12 and then got it back at

25, so 13. Imagine packing up that coin after that long. I know. And is that your lucky coin or your unlucky coin? Well, that's a good question. Also, how did she not know that she had a coin down there? That's what I don't get. What's going on in this story? It was in the 80s, so I wonder if they did not have ultrasound back then? I don't know, because surely you could have just scanned that these days, right?

I mean, how do she know she didn't swallow it? And I mean, that's a good point. That's a really good point. It's got to get in there somehow. How did that get down there? I don't know. There you go. God, that would feel good. That would. Alright, thanks, Ellie. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

We have Spy coming up just briefly. Some exciting news for the show. Guys, I've been accepted into Blokes and Their Ice Creams, the Facebook page. Yeah. Big news, right? Great news. Woo!

Proud day. If you missed it before, it's a Facebook page Just dedicated to guys Eating ice creams So Trumpets are on me Yeah Cool

Let's get into Spy Let's get Dean on Live from Hollywood With our man on the ground Dean McCarthy Spy.co.nz Good afternoon Dean McCarthy

Live from Hollywood How you going? Clean I'm great Like everyone in Hollywood Is talking about this Ice cream Facebook group, and then you've just been accepted. It's, like, literally bigger than Taylor Swift.

I know. You couldn't get a no celebrities allowed on the group, it says in the rules, unless you've got a fake account. Do you have a fake account at all? Like, do you have a fake Instagram account? No, I don't. I definitely don't. Really?

I can barely manage my own one. Not one, not like a private one called Mean Madarthy or something so you can slide them in. Mean Madarthy. Yeah. That's what I need, yeah. Then I can post all the things I really want to post. I should do that. Hey, did Taylor Swift out Justin Bieber for cheating on Selena Gomez?

Possibly. Possibly. That's the headline. Let me tell you what happened. So a fan posted this thing on Tumblr. Apparently Taylor Swift is the only person that still uses Tumblr. But anyway, some fan posted a thing on Tumblr. Apparently Taylor Swift is the only person that still uses Tumblr. But anyway, some fan posted a thing on Tumblr that alleged Justin Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez. I know I'm teleporting us back a few years. Anyway, Taylor Swift liked the post. Now, I know it's

petty. I know you're thinking, really, Dean, this is a big story. The reason this is making headlines is because it's very, very unusual that Taylor would like a post like that. And it's kind of saying, yeah, that's probably right. And, you know, she was very close friends with Selena Gomez for a while there and she's never been very close with Justin Bieber. So, I don't know. Maybe there's truth in it. Teddy, I know, pretty pathetic. But it's interesting.

This thing sounds like it's going to get real dirty. Yeah, it's ugly. It's going to get ugly. It's going to get worse before it gets better. And you know who's stuck in the middle is old Ed Sheeran Taylor Swift's friend

Ed Sheeran and the guy who's making new music with Justin Bieber he's going to get pulled in both directions and one of them it's like when you break up with someone

and you fight over the friends in the breakup someone is going to end up without Ed Sheeran or actually you know what you might both end up without Ed Sheeran if you carry on

the way you are carrying on Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber it's my advice anyway. Also, tell us about Chloe Grace Moretz and her stalker. Okay, I love Chloe Grace Moretz. She is one of my favourite

actors in Hollywood. Here's what happened, right. So, a stalker turned up at her house, knocked on the front door demanding to see her. They call the cops. The guy gets arrested.

He gets out on $1,000 bail. Okay. He goes back to the house from the cop shop, goes back to the house, knocks on the door again, gets arrested. He gets out on $1,000 bail. Okay. He goes back to the house from the cop shop, goes back to the house, knocks on the door again, gets arrested again. This time he's now out

on $150,000 bail. This guy will not quit. He's in love with her, wants some peace with her. A lot of celebrities getting big stalkers these days because, you know, people now know where they live.

It's easier to track a celebrity these days with social media and things like that. So, yeah, look out, famous people. Look out, Clint. They might be coming to your house. The ice cream, now that you're the ice cream celebrity. That's rich coming from you, the man who literally took us to Channing Tatum's house.

Like, you drove us there and we sat outside his house. Channing Tatum could take a $150,000 lawsuit out against you, you know? And it would be worth it. If we got to meet him, it would have been worth it. Some of them would pay the money. That's Dean McCarthy, live out of Hollywood. Thank you very much. On revelation

that we've been accepted into the blokes in our ice creams Facebook page, I've gone across the road and bought everybody ice creams and then basically forgot that we were working. We are back. We are back and producer Ellie's were working. So we are back. We are back. And producer Ellie's here too.

Hi, Ellie. Hello. You've got a delightful story for us this afternoon. We'll put our ice creams down for a bit. Yeah, all right. A delightful story for us this afternoon about cockroaches. Yes. So we probably all hate them.

I know I hate cockroaches. They freak me out. Do you think there's anyone out there that likes cockroaches? Yeah, I'd love to know. If you could text us 9696. I'd love to know. Are you a cockro us 9696, I'd love to know. Are you a cockroach person? Because I just can't see how anyone would be.

But it's just been revealed that one of the species that is quite common is becoming immune to sprays that we use on them. Oh, that's good. Yeah, so that'll mean when that's crawling in your bed, you can't kill it. They're basically, they've been around for 360 million years. You can't kill them. You can't kill them. They reckon that after a nuclear been around for 360 million years. You can't kill them. You can't kill them. They reckon that after a nuclear holocaust, it'll be cockroaches that are left.

I think they're going to turn the world. They reckon they can survive it. They can survive something like six months with their head cut off. Did you know that? Yeah, it's crazy, eh? They're actually quite remarkable creatures. They used to eat dinosaur poo. That's how they used to survive when the dinosaur time was.

Really? They can literally eat anything. Do you know some people refer to radio as the cockroach of media? Oh. No, because you can't kill it. Oh, yeah. When they brought out iPods, they're like, you guys are gone. And we're like, nah, Bolt.

G'day, mate. Still here. And they bring out Spotify and they're like, oh, you guys are dead. And we're like, nah, Bolt, Spotify doesn't have the secret sound. So we'll take the title. We are the cockroach. We are the cockroaches. But I thought I could bring today, even though most of us hate them, there's actually some

really good uses for cockroaches and they're actually quite cool. Really? And I've done a bit of research. Yeah, they've got some kind of cool things about them. Alright, give us your cool cockroach facts. My cool cockroach facts. So basically, they can actually help our health. So in China a lot of the time, they actually make these juices basically,

which has got all the nutrients from the cockroach and it helps fight things like bacterial diseases, respiratory diseases, facial masks. There's actually a lot of uses From cockroach juice? Yeah.

Interesting, eh? But that's in Chinese medicine. Yeah, that's true. So the Chinese are doing that. No offence to Chinese medicine. But hey. But there are some weird things that...

There are. But they've actually had revelations where it actually helps. Like dried tiger wanger. I think. Sorry. Really? I don't know.

I'm not a Chinese doctor. But maybe. Yeah. Yeah, so they use it. And apparently it does help cure it. Cockroaches. Okay, give me another good cockroach fact. So they're actually helping humans build prosthetic legs.

The way that their legs move is really fascinating, apparently, to scientists. And that's how they're basing our prosthetic legs off cockroaches. Like the blades? Yeah, I think so. Oh, like Jess Quinn's got. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they use cockroaches for that.

You can actually eat them. Not that I would ever be able to eat them. Sorry to Jess Quinn, by the way. I didn't mean to compare your leg to a cockroach. But hey, the cockroach.

You're a great New Zealander. Yes. But yeah, yeah, okay. The physics behind them though apparently come from cockroaches. You can eat them and livestock can eat them too.

So it's quite good at, you know, recycling what the world makes. They can also, now this is quite good, they do this in China as well. They can eat landfill. So you know how we're like just stocking all of our rubbish into the ground? Yeah. They can eat up to, I think it was, oh, approximately 50 tonnes a day. There's like 60 million, I don't think, cockroaches in this one place. And they actually just eat the human waste,

the rubbish and all that kind of stuff. So there's actually quite a good... Really? Yeah, they can just eat anything. Problem is we're filling it with plastic and they can't eat the plastic. Yeah, but yeah, so they're actually very, very handy creatures. I still don't really like them, but hey, they're also good. If you want to get revenge,

you just put them in your ex's bed or something. Yeah, yeah. And you know, if you need one, like if you ever need a cockroach, just go take the cover off the barbecue. Oh, they're always there. And you'll find 40 of them at any one time. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

If you're driving in your car right now, stop. Pull over. Safely. Yeah. No, don't, don't, don't. But listen up, because your car at the moment could be at risk of causing an accident, and you might not even know about it.

Producer Ellie has got a story here. A bit of a warning for everybody. Yes, a bit of a warning, especially probably for our age group in particular, because I know I'm a huge victim of this. Not victim. I'm a perpetrator of this. No victim. I'm a perpetrator of this. No, is it?

You're guilty. That one. That one. Thank you. I'm guilty of this. Basically, a UK driver has crashed into a parked car because they couldn't reach

the handbrake in time because their car was so messy. Ah. So I'll show you, Clint. There's a few photos here of the car It's literally like a rubbish dump So they've literally got like an electric fan A bucket, a stool

A lot of rubbish, a lot of coffee cups It's the sort of car where If your mate picks you up in that car He has to get stuff off the passenger seat Before you can get in Like he literally has to make space for you Exactly, it's not a passenger car It's a trailer, basically.

Right. Or a storage unit. So yeah, they haven't been able to get to the handbrake in time and their car's rolled back and they've hit a car. I don't mean to tell you how to suck eggs, New Zealand, but that is dangerous because what if a bit of it gets underneath your brake pedal? I've always thought about this. If a drink bottle rolled down and then I tried to brake,

yeah, it's one of my fears. Also the reason why we transport our cats in a cage too, because someone's like, what if the cat went to sleep underneath the brake pedal? Oh, yeah? I don't know how likely that is. I mean, yeah. It's more like when you get to the vet and you open the door

and the cat's like, poof. Yeah, that is a risk. But yeah, rubbish. That makes sense. Yeah. Also, also, did you know, because a lot of people do this, they use their car as a storage unit. They go, I don't have enough room in the house.

Keep it in the car. Handy. And then it's always there. Did you know that you're paying for that to be in your car? Because the heavier your car is, the more fuel it uses. So if you've got like golf clubs or something in the back of your car, you're actually paying fuel to drive those around for the what? How often?

You've got golf clubs in your car producing. Yeah, I've got a whole set of golf clubs in the back of my car. And how often do you do an impromptu game of golf? Once every two weeks Yeah, right So for 13 days, you're paying to cart those things around I don't drive it a lot, but yeah, I know what you mean The car?

Yeah Oh, right Well, in that case, keep on keeping on Keep on golf clubbing It's just an oversized golf cart If you only use it to drive to golf Yeah, true, then it's a golf cart Don't listen to me at all

We're going to do this this afternoon Because everybody is in this situation At one stage or another Messy cars They're all over the place Real straightforward question What's in your car? We're not scraping the barrel

Okay We are not Because we want good things That are in your car Weird things Disgusting things Yeah And in your car. Weird things. Disgusting things. And if your story is good and we believe you, because if

you ring up and say, I've got an octopus, we'll know if you're lying. Keen for that, but we'll know if you're lying. Best story wins free mobile fuel this afternoon for your car. There you go. Get the ball rolling. What's in your car, Producer Ben? Got a karaoke machine. No, what? From the Venute tour.

You know that big mic and speaker, the karaoke thing that we bought? Is that still in there? Still got it, yeah. Yeah, I've got that in the car. Golf clubs, I've got a bunch of emergency scrogging, like peanuts and raisins. Got a few knives. Whoa.

And a mattress, and I've got a mattress. You're a party ready to go. I am ready to go. Producer Ellie, what's in your car? I currently have shelving in my boot. Like, dismantled shelving. I don't really know why it's still there. I got given it like three months ago by my partner's mum

and I've never taken it out or put it up. So that's in my boot. You've got shelving in your boot? Yep. Not set up though. Some people will get that joke. I've got it And if you don't That's because there was no joke there

There was no joke Not funny at all If she just literally Quite literally Has shelving in her boot 0800 dials at M We want to know Probably one of the more

Involved questions We've ever asked For some free mobile fuel What's in your car? What's in free mobile fuel, what's in your car? What's in your car, guys? What's in your car? What's in your car? There is a story out

today about someone who's had a car accident because their car was so messy that they couldn't reach the brake. So we're doing a bit of an amnesty, New Zealand, at the moment. Colin, just fess up. Let us know what's in your car. It's not currently illegal, but it could be dangerous. And weirdest slash best thing inside your car is going to win

some free mobile fuel today. Good afternoon, Matt. Hey, Matt. I mean, hey, goodness. Have you done that before? No, no. This is actually the guy that lost the Harley Davidson.

Oh, welcome back. I just want to say that I've got my avocado stall in the back of my car and a box of avos. So if I ever see a busy street that I can whip it out on, I just pull over and pull it out. Yeah, careful using the sentence, if I ever see a busy street I can whip it out on.

That could get you in trouble. Is this avocado, for those who know your story, are they in the back of the Sabaru legacy that you've also bet in the hopes to get your Harley Davidson back? Yes, they are in the Sabaru legacy indeed. Right, okay.

Well, could be problem solved. If you lose the car, then there won't be anything in the car because there is ipso facto no car, you know what I'm saying? Yes. All right. Yes, very much so.

Wait there, Matt. See if we get better than an avocado stand. Let's go to Christy. Hey, Christy. Hey, how are you? Yeah, good. Asking the big questions today. Christy, what's in your car?

So I have a lawnmower in the back of my car. So I borrowed it off somebody a few weeks ago, and it's still sitting in there. Right. So you're just carting around someone else's lawnmower? Yeah, yeah. so I borrowed it off somebody a few weeks ago and it's still sitting in there. Right, so you're just carting around someone else's lawnmower? Yeah, yeah,

I've just decided I'm just going to do a little bit of a side hustle and, you know, mow people's lawns on the side. Doesn't your car smell

like fuel and grass clippings? It sounds like. Yeah, it doesn't smell the best at the moment and it's pretty dirty if I'm being completely honest.

There's still grass clippings on the lawn so that's all through the car as well. Okay, that's in the running. Someone's pretty dirty if I'm being completely honest. There's still grass things on the lawn so that's all through the car as well. Okay, that's in the running. Someone's texted and said I literally have like 50 reusable bags in my boot. That's a great point because you put them in your boot

because we can't have plastic bags anymore and then you buy those cheap ones from Countdown and then you go, oh, I'll put it in the boot of my car and then you go into Countdown and you don't have the bags. Yeah, that's going to be a problem for future generations. It's going to be sea turtles trapped inside reusable countdown bags soon. Let's go to Grant. Hey, Grant.

My fat fingers hung up on Grant. That's okay. Go on, mate. Ben, do you want to tell Clint what? What did Grant have in his car? Grant has an espresso machine in his passenger seat and it's plugged into an inverter and it works. So he's driving, he's just sorting out his coffee on the way to work,

and then just drinks it. He's got a coffee machine in his car. A working coffee machine. Well, he wins. He does win. Yeah, he does win. But I've already lost him. I know, I can try and find him, but yeah, nah.

How smart is that? That's very good. I wonder if it's legal. Like, are you allowed to have working appliances in your car? Because you could have a toaster as well. And you could have coffee and toast on the way to work. Is he back? Yeah. Which line? Line 7? Grant!

Nah. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. I want you to cast your memory back to July 2018. We were younger. We were, some say cooler, some say more naive. But it was the beginning of this show.

One Australian chick and one guy from their other radio station showed up and started doing the afternoon show on ZM. That guy was me and that Australian chick afternoon show on ZM. Yeah. That guy was me, and that Australian chick was you, Bree. That was a year ago. G'day, Cobbers. G'day, mate.

Yeah. I was going to say, and now you can barely tell she's Australian. But then... This week is our one-year anniversary. Happy anniversary, mate. Oh, mate, didn't think we'd make it, but, you know, the relationship, she's grown stronger.

I know. And there's been some awkward times. There's been some awkward times. And there's been some happy times. When do we move in together? When do we reach that part of the relationship? And when do we start going to the toilet with the door open? Well, I was planning on moving into yours and Lucy's house soon, but you're bloody putting

a baby in there, so now that's ruined that plan. Yeah, I know, that baby's ruining everything. Hey, to celebrate one year of the show, our producers, our wonderful producers, Producer Ben and Producer Ellie, have put together a couple of packages. What we have is a Best of Brie, we have a Best of Clint. What we have is a best of Brie. We have a best of Clint. Oh, no. And we also have a best of the listeners. So three different bits.

Producer Ben, I haven't heard these, by the way, so I'm in the same boat as you. Producer Ben has said that once these, it's audio from the last 12 months. There's two bits each. And he said that once our bits played, you won't want them to play again. That's all he said. Because your name is

first, you're going to go first, okay? So here you go. Can't wait. Happy one year anniversary. Mendes, and if I can't have you, he's back. Is he too young for you? No! Do you know how old he is? No. How't have you, he's back. Is he too young for you? No. Do you know how old he is?

No. How old do you think he is? 23, 24. He's 20. Oh, wait. Do you want to do the half your age plus seven? Okay. So you're 29. Yeah.

So half of 29 is 14 and a half plus seven. Yeah, I'm good. 21 and a half. I'm good to go. Again, Shawn Mendes is 20. Oh. Oh, shit. I'm good to go.

Bali for you guys is like, what's the equivalent here? Australia. No. No, someone told me. Fiji? No, it starts with T. It's the island. Tahiti?

No. It's beautiful. Yeah. Tauranga? No. T starts with T. It's the island. Tahiti? No. It's beautiful. Yeah. Tauranga? No. Tauranga is not an island. No, but it sounds like that. Okay.

Someone on the text machine, help me out. Okay. They will know what I'm talking about. Bali to Australia is like what with a T to New Zealand. That's what we're trying to answer. Yes, and it's an island and you can fly there very shortly from New Zealand. Okay. Oh, no.

Someone's got it on the text machine. Rarotonga? Oh mate. Oh dear. Those are your best moments apparently. Well, how would my best moments just me acting really dumb? Well, mine could be worse, okay? According to our producers, this is the best work I've done in the last 12 months with you.

You know when I knew that I'd found my soulmate in Lucy? When? When I realised that me and her had the exact same Sunday order from McDonald's. We both had the same... Large Big Mac and chips? No, not Sunday the day. Oh, not what you order on a Sunday. No, no, Sunday the ice cream.

Oh, right. S-U-N-D-A-E. I love how your brain was like, I hope I know how to spell this. Sunday. If you could create your dream three-person... Rendezvous. Play date, who would it be?

This is what I've gone with. Someone nice and approachable. The Trivago girl. Okay, that's one person. Yeah. And then I thought, I'd quite like to be the best-looking guy in the situation. So we went with Will Ferrell.

I think the weirdest part about this is that you picked a man. Could have picked two girls, mate. Could have picked two girls. I had repressed that memory. No, still there? Upon reflection, would you still go with Will Ferrell? I had repressed that memory. No, still there? Yeah.

Upon reflection, would you still go with Will Ferrell? No. Yes, you would. No, I wouldn't. No, and I'll probably get rid of the Chivago girl as well. It's fine, mate. It's fine. It's all good.

He's changed it. He's changed it to Ricky Gervais. Hey, Miss Celebrity Treasure Island, have you got a minute to hang around? We're going to go to a song and then we'll come back and we're going to have the best callers of the last 12 months. Can you hang out for a minute? Mate, I would hang out for that any day. I'm keen for that.

Okay, we'll be back in a second. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We're celebrating this week. We're celebrating one year on year. That's it, mate. You've nailed that right on the head. One year on ear. That's it, mate. You've nailed that right on the head. One year on ear.

One more time. Here at ZM. Shut up. Breeze, the whole crew's here. Breeze dialed in from Fiji at the moment. She's over there shooting Celebrity Treasure Island. We just heard your montage where you were cracking on to 20-year-old Shawn Mendes.

Okay, all right. And spelling Rarotonga with a T. And now we get to go and have a listen to the best callers who have joined the show, who are by my, yeah, my favourite part of the show by far. Me too. And I look forward to every afternoon some of the rippers that we get on air.

You just never know what you're going to get. Oh, you should have been here earlier in the show when we did What's in Your Car? Oh, God. Here we go. According to our producers, these are the best callers. And how exciting if you make this list, by the way. So good.

Think of it competitively. If you're listening to the show, think of it as a competition to come through with the best calls because we love it. I love that. These are the best calls of the last 12 months on The Brian Clint Show.

Just browsing pictures of fur Crocs on my phone. I went to a show. Every model on the catwalk was wearing Crocs. Katie, are you a Croxzilla? No, not at all. They should have been banned years ago. No, you're not one either. Yes, Katie. Exactly, with the fur,, you're not earned either. Okay, well.

Yes, Katie. Exactly, with the fur, as you're trying to say, like trying to glam them up, at the end of the day, if you put makeup on a butthole, it's still a butthole. Okay. Your buzzer is your name.

Buzz in if you think you know the answer to this question. If you get it right, you win the game. If you get it wrong, the other person wins by default. How many males versus females are in the band S Club 7? Luke. Luke. Luke is in. I'm going to go with three females and two males.

Luke, that's five. The band's called S Club 7. Why don't you call off the engagement? I caught him in bed with someone else. No! So you literally walked in and he was in your guy's bed? Yeah, yeah, he thought I was away to barbecue at my mum's. Barbecue could go for anything from 45 minutes to three hours.

Yeah, at least lock in a movie and then you know the time frame. He didn't need much, to be fair. Love it. Love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it. Oh, my God. I could listen to that all afternoon. And I think the thing to take away from the callers of this show is that a butthole is still a bumhole if you put makeup on it.

Yeah. Let the TVNZ makeup department know that. They could save some money. a bum hole if you put makeup on it. Yeah. Let the TVNZ makeup department know that. They could save some money. Mate, they're trying

to polish a turd over here in Fiji. Trust me. That's Bree. She's on the show from Fiji where Celebrity Treasure Island

is going down. Happy one year anniversary, mate. See you back here soon. I love you guys. I'll see you soon. Love you too. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Okay, bye. Bye.

Okay, bye. Bye. How far out? Bye. Bye. Bye. Speaking of Fiji and tropical heat, there's a brand new bikini you might want to add to the wardrobe,

and we're going to tell you about that next. Oh, she actually hung up. Oh, bye. Oh, bye. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, I know we are in the depths of winter right now and it's not really beach weather. No.

But that's not going to stop us heading over to the bikini desk for some news. Thank you. Welcome. Oh, what an entrance. Can you play that every time I walk in the room? Only if you're bringing bikini or beach-based news. Beach-based news. Okay, no, I can do that.

Actually, we need to extrapolate. That's not just bikini-based, Producer Ben. That's all beach-based news. Beach, tropical, island. Yeah. Cover it all and that's the sting. Yeah. All right, perfect.

Ellie's got bikini news. Before, are you a bikini or a one-piece? I usually wear a bikini. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I do like one-pieces, actually, but I've never really bought one. Fantastic. Yeah, now you a bikini or a one-piece? I usually wear a bikini. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I do like one-pieces actually, but I've never really bought one. Fantastic. Yeah, now you know.

You have bought to the show today because this is the problem. And I feel like Love Island is to blame for this. And probably Instagram is to blame for this. They're constantly trying to reinvent the bikini. They are. And this new one is a bit different. It's very strange. I mean, it's very hard to rethink something that's barely covering anything anyway.

It's like what we said yesterday. It's like coming up with a new All Blacks jersey. Yes, exactly. Exactly right. It has one job. Yeah. And I feel like they're trying to make it do that same job with as little material as possible, maybe.

I think definitely. Explain this new bikini. So there's a new bikini by a Brazilian designer in Europe that's going gangbusters, actually called the censored bikini. So basically what it is, is it's all see-through where your boobs are, but there's literally like a black bar in front of your nipples like you'd see on TV when it's censored. Like, yeah. So it's literally just a see-through bikini with like a black bar.

Like they're covering a streaker. Yeah, yeah, exactly. In my opinion, I wouldn't wear it. And I know beauty's in the eye of the beholder and all that. But I think it's pretty ugly, to be honest. Yeah, well, there's that side of it too. Forget whether it's appropriate or not. And you know what?

It's your body. You do you. Yeah. Hashtag free the nip, babes. Yeah. Does it look good? I personally don't think it does. For the fashion.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. It looks like they've run a piece of gaffer tape across the nip zone. Yes. But the whole way across. Yes. Does it go around the back as well? I haven't got any back picks. I don't really know.

I wouldn't say so. Yeah, I think it's just the front. They just want as little skin covered as possible. But then there's mesh above and below the nip region too. So like see-through mesh. Yeah. Yeah. But if you really like the sound of this

and you'd like to have a bit of gaffer tape on your boobies. Yeah, if it sounds like a bit of you. You can get this beautiful bikini for the generous price tag of $850. $850? Really? Yes. There's nothing? Really? Yes. There's nothing there.

I know. There is literally nothing there. Right. Far out. Yes, I know. I'm getting that. Right, okay. Because I was going to say I had an idea that we should buy one for the show.

Yeah. And make you wear it. No. Sorry. Spin the radio wheel. It's our radio. We can figure out who has to wear it. Ah, the radio wheel.

And then somehow end up with it being Brie yeah and when she comes back she's put on but 850 bucks sorry sorry can we make one

yeah just give it a gaffer tape and put it on someone exactly yeah it's really hard my chest is too hairy okay that's the latest from the bikini

slash beach desk news that's nice I like that it feels like summer's here Brie and Clint the podcast Beach Desk News. That's nice. I like that. It feels like summer's here. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Let's do a real fast version of the secret sound. What's this? What's that? What is that? I think that might be it. A flying robot that's coming to take your job if you're a courier driver, airplane driver, pilot, sorry. But they reckon they're the future drones.

Like Amazon are talking about them delivering all your packages. I thought Domino's were going to do a drone delivery pizza as well. That's meant to be coming sometime soon. But you've got a story about drones for us this afternoon, Producer Ellie. I do. They're kind of changing the face of the world actually in a lot of ways. We can access so many areas that we've never really been able to access before

and get footage we've never been able to get and all that. But a drone has actually, I think, saved three kids' lives because a guy was at the beach with his three kids. They were swimming and he thought, oh, I might put my drone up and get a nice aerial photo of my kids swimming. Classic dad move. Classic dad move. Something Vaughan would do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he has done it. No, he has done it. He followed Indy and Augie on their bikes down the driveway at the farm and then his drone hit a power line. That's right. Oh, bless. Yeah. Basically, he puts his drone up and on his phone, you can see the footage. There's literally a shark swimming.

Oh, shit. Yeah, you can literally see the shark going. So him and his wife had to literally yell and get their kids out of the water before the shark got them. So it can actually be quite helpful, the old drones. He didn't expect that. But I wanted to kind of bring to the table how it was at.

Just on that story. Yeah. Being a drone pilot comes with a lot of responsibility. It's like a journalist because if you have that, one, you've got to protect your children, but two, you can't stop filming. No. Like, hopefully the drone has an auto mode.

Yeah. Because, yeah, just, yeah. Actually, no, I take it back. Go get the kids. like hopefully the drone has an auto mode because yeah just yeah actually no I take it back go get the kids sorry sorry sorry back to what you were saying

no I was just I find drones really interesting because they're being used for things like surveillance people are spying on people they're using them for war they're using them to rescue people

that are like you know lost in the woods or whatever you can there's aerial delivery of packages like you just mentioned before you can give relief supplies or they're using them to rescue people that are like, you know, lost in the woods or whatever. There's aerial delivery of packages like you just mentioned before. You can give relief supplies to places you can't get on foot. There's actually a lot of really cool uses for them. But I kind of thought, how does it benefit me?

Like, what can I do with a drone? So I thought of some things that you could... They haven't changed my life yet. No, they haven't. So I kind of want to start thinking about what it can do for me. So I think this is what I'm going to do in the future. I'm going to fly one through the drive-thru and order my meal like that. Get it to bring it home. Clip your McDonald's to that.

Yep, yep. Bring that home. Yep. If you want to attend an open home but you can't be bothered going, just fly your drone there. Go through the hallways. Fly a drone through an open home? Yeah, why not?

I mean, I'm not saying that's applying with civil aviation for all's best. Here's the bathroom. Here it is. See, you could just be at home. And if you take a hard left. No, hard left. Left. Oh, no.

I crashed it. Oh, no. The drone smashed through the drywall. You know, they are hard to control, actually. Yeah. Another thing, if you really want to go to a festival but you can't afford it, fly the drone over. Oh, God.

You know? No, that's a thing. And people do it. I'm not saying it. It's illegal. Surely it's illegal. It is illegal. It know? No, that's the thing. And people do it. I'm not saying it's illegal. It is illegal. But it's very hard. They don't have the technology yet to know who the drone is. That's the thing. And they don't have technology to take down

drones. That's how drones close airports and stuff. That's the thing. They're actually quite dangerous and quite controversial because they've kind of been released into the market before the world's actually been ready for them. But if you fly a drone into R&V, legend. Who knows who it is? ready for them. Yeah. But if you fly a drone into R&V, Yeah. Legend. Who knows who's it is? Legend.

Yeah. So there you go. Basically all of these things are being lazy and antisocial, but I also thought if you're in your bed and you forgot to pick the remote up, you could just fly it over to the desk and grab the TV remote, fly it back. You'd have to be such a good pilot. I think you're overburdening your drone.

Yeah, no, I think I am. And then I had this other buzzy thought. Yeah. Will drones get so big? These had this other buzzy thought. Yeah. Will drones get so big? These have all been buzzy thoughts, by the way. I know. What am I up to? Yeah.

What if drones become so big that they just become our cars and we all start flying drones? Like literally sitting in them. Do you reckon that's going to happen? Yeah, it's called a plane. It's already happening. No, we talked about Ubercopter drones the other day. That's right.

It's already happening. But is it going about Ubercopter drones the other day. That's right. It's already happening. But is it going to become so normal that everyone has one? Can I fly my drone to R&V if I buy it a ticket? If I get my drone a ticket and a basketball singlet and some league shorts,

can my drone go to R&V? Imagine that. Your drone comes home with a hell of a hangover but some great stories. He's had the time of his life. Cool. That's a terrifying glimpse into the future with producer Ellie.

Please abide to the civil aviation rules, everyone, if you are flying drones. I don't condone the illegal activity, all right? Yeah. And drone camping for RMV 2020 is almost sold out. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Remember Fyre Festival? The podcast. Remember Fire Festival? Remember it was

Ja Rule's festival. There were those documentaries about it. There was a Netflix one and an Amazon Prime documentary about it. I didn't watch the Amazon one. No, I didn't watch

any of that. I think they were very similar. The Netflix one had this guy on it. Oh, Billy called me. I'm going to speak completely, you know, this won't go that far, I'm sure, but Billy called and said,

Andy, we need you to take one big thing for the team. You know, the Evian water guy. Yeah, that guy. Employee of the month. This won't go too far. No one will know about it. I'll tell the story anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nick Munna. The island that Fyre Festival was going to be on is for sale. You can about it. I'll tell the story anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick Munna. The island that Fyre Festival was going to be on is for sale. You can buy it. So if you remember the doco, remember they had to move the festival? That's right, yeah. So it was going to be on this island that they said was Pablo Escobar's island. It's called Saddleback Cay. It's in the Bahamas.

And then it didn't end up being there because it didn't have enough infrastructure, so they moved it to another island because it didn't have enough infrastructure, so they moved it to another island that also didn't have enough infrastructure. But the original island where it was going to be is for sale. If you want to buy it, you should know it's not actually one of Pablo Escobar's islands. They lied. Believe it or not, they lied.

Oh, really? Yeah. Pablo had a couple of other islands, but they're close by, but it's not that one. If you want to buy the Fire Festival Island, it will cost you about 18 million New Zealand dollars. Okay. Yeah, 18 million. Not bad.

Okay. Yeah, it's a lot of money, but for an island in the Bahamas, it's hard to commute for a long weekend, though. No, you'd live there. You'd live there. Turn into a mini city. Yeah. Then you'd need another 18 million to make stuff. If you buy an island, are you the prime minister?

Yep. Keep an eye. You're the king. Is that how it works? Or at least the mayor of that area? Yeah. It got me thinking though. No one's going to buy the one in the Bahamas.

No Kiwi is going to buy it. Can you buy an island in New Zealand? And then I started Googling. And it's actually surprisingly easy to find islands an island in New Zealand? And then I started Googling and it's actually surprisingly easy to find islands for sale in New Zealand. So if you don't want to live on the mainland, if you want to live by your own rules, then you can get an island.

I guess that's what the people of Waiheke Island did once upon a time. Although I don't think they own that. I found a couple of islands really easily for sale. One is called Pakatoa Island which is only 32 kilometres away from Auckland. It's in the Hauraki Gulf.

It doesn't have a price on this island but it did used to have a resort on it. So it's got infrastructure. It's got like a jetty and some roads and some buildings and that kind of thing. It's a good start. Not a bad option, right? Yeah. No price though. And being so close to Auckland, it'd probably be very expensive.

Yeah, or anything. If you're willing to go a bit further away, you can go to the Bay of Islands to Motukawaiti Island, a short boat trip from Matauri Bay

or an hour fast boat from the Bay of Islands. Actually, that means like jet boat or something. It does say in the listing it's far quicker

to commute by helicopter. Oh, okay. But this one's a good option. This one has got buildings on there as well. And you have your own island. And if you want to own this island, it will only cost you $16 million.

What? Just go to the Bahamas. $2 million more and you can have a place in the Bahamas. Yeah, true. Yeah. But if you are listening, maybe we've got some baller-ass listeners. That'd be cool. Yeah.

And we can be like, hey, we told you about it. Maybe Max Key can get an advance on his inheritance or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. There you go, your own island. It's up for grabs. I mean, if you're overflatting. If you've had enough of that.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. You know the deal. Every day at this time, we get you on, find out what was number one on your 16th birthday, and then we play the best one.

Yesterday, we played Bon Jovi. Oh, yeah. What a banger. Are we going that far back today? Let's find out. Hi, Lauren. Hi. What's your birthday?

14th of September, 1986. All right, Lauren, you were 16 on the 14th of September, 2002, and on that day, this was number one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I can dance to that. Atomic kitten. Also, did I hear you as your 16th birthday was read out go,

oh, God. Yeah. It was so long ago oh don't be like that especially when you've got a good birthday banger it's all good okay it's all good

I know wait there we'll see if you win hi Kim hi what's your birthday mine is the 26th of June 1990

okay Kim you were 16 on the 26th of June 2006 and on that day this topped the charts. Good Niles Barkley in Crazy. Into it?

It's all right. It's all right, yeah. Would you prefer the Atomic Kid in one? Oh, no, definitely Niles Barkley. Okay, cool. Nice, yeah. Nice. One more. Hey, Jess.

Hi, how are you? Going good. How are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? I'm 6th of January, 1995. Okay. All right, you were 16 on the 6th of January, 2011, Jess,

and on that day, this was number one. Tell me who's that girl that's walking the club. Tell me who's that girl that's walking the club. Jess, I've got to tell you this. There's something weird that happens with Birthday Banger, and we haven't figured it out, where we will talk about something that day, and then it will come up in Birthday Banger.

Yours is only 24 hours removed. Yesterday, we were talking to Sam Walker about Guy Sebastian, and then today, this comes up. How weird. Guy Sebastian comes up in Birthday Banger. And yesterday... It's so catchy. I know. Guy Sebastian comes up in a birthday banger. And yesterday. It's so catchy. I know, it's so good.

Yesterday, Producer Ben, we were talking about getting Stan Walker's birthday banger ready, remember? Yeah. And you calculated the dates wrong and it brought up Bon Jovi for Stan Walker. Yeah. And then that afternoon, someone calls through and their birthday banger is Bon Jovi. I didn't think of that. So weird. There is something.

I love Craig David. Oh, you want Craig David to come up? Yeah. Tomorrow's gonna be a good day. There's something magical about this feature. We don't know what it is, but you can't go against it. So Jess, we're gonna play your birthday banger today. Brilliant. Here we go. No worries. Bree and Clint, ZM.

I was on the mic Doing my thing On a Friday night. Had the floor burning up just right. Everybody was bumping, the club was jumping. Suddenly you walked in, and that's when everybody stopped dancing. And I couldn't stop myself staring. Yeah, I couldn't breathe, no, I couldn't believe my eyes

I never thought I'd fall in love in a club But now I see you, girl, I can't get enough With you, I know there's no taking it slow So can somebody please let me know Tell me who's that girl Just walk, walk, walk in the club Tell me who's that girl Just walk, walk, walk in the club

Tell me who's that girl Just walk, walk, walk in the club Just walk, walk, walk in the club Just walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah If all the night is through I'ma tell you how I feel about you And I know I got some work to do

To make you believe that you should be living with me I never thought I'd fall in love in a club The more I get of you I can't get enough I won't be letting you leave here alone so can somebody please let me know Just walk, walk, walk in the club Just walk, walk, walk in the club I wanna know Just walk, walk, walk in the club Who's that girl?

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Walk in the club. ZM, Bree and Clint, that is Guy Sebastian and Who's That Girl, National Treasure of Australia. And I think, you know how they steal our celebrities? Yeah. And they claim them. I think he'd be one we'd like to claim. Oh, yeah.

He'd fit in well here, I think, Guy Sebastian. We asked, obviously he's the original Australian idol. We asked the other Australian idol who's a Kiwi, Stan Walker, what the best Guy Sebastian song is yesterday. And he said this one. The original. Angels brought me here. His Australian Idol song.

Yeah. Which is good to know because I've always thought that Stan Walker's best song was Black Box. Yeah. But I thought it was rude to say your idol song is your best song. It's kind of like saying you peak that everything is downhill. Yeah.

But it's good to know if he sang it, then I'm going to start saying it out loud too. Yeah, there you go. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Listen up, Uber Eaters. There's a new feature being trialled within Uber Eats at the moment. Do we still need to explain what Uber Eats is? What does everyone know it is?

You can do it if you want. It's food delivery. There it is. No, no, no. I know not everywhere has it, but hopefully you'll get it because it is life changing. Order from your favourite restaurant, comes to your house in about 20-30 minutes. Ellie, you use it a lot.

I do. Life changing in a good way or life changing in a bad way? Yes, I'm torn there. It's great, but it's so bad. Because literally everything is literally at your fingertips. Exactly. Why would you say no? It's just there. Well, Uber Eats, in America at least, are trialling

dine-in. Hang on. Yeah. So the new feature they're rolling out is a dine-in feature within Uber Eats. So it's like the opposite of what they do currently. Yeah, it's the opposite of food delivery. Yesterday we talked about how electric cars are now going to get

noises because they're too quiet and now we're going backwards on Uber Eats. Let me break it down for you. So you can still use your Uber Eats app and then you can collect the food. So you order it before you arrive and then you just walk in and collect it.

Or you can choose to order your food and then go in and eat it. So the meal is ready for you when you arrive. Which I'm thinking about the things that we Uber Eats and like Maccas and stuff. Are you going to show up to Maccas and the table's been set for you? We've been waiting. And also, if that's the deal, do I serve to pay a delivery fee? Like, where does Uber Eats make their money?

Because if I could just ring them and order it, then I will do that. And just go get it. I'm not going to pay $6.50 for me to go and pick it up. No. I don't quite get this one. I think it's to give other franchises that don't want to have their own delivery system, slash order online system, sorry. Yeah.

So you can just use Uber Eats as the platform to order online. So you think the restaurant will pay the fee? Yes. I think that's what... I don't know. So as a restaurant, you pay to be part of Uber Eats? To be on there. That's what I would think.

Because I think you already do. Yeah, I'd say that'd be how it would work. I don't actually know, so don't take this as fact. Yeah, neither. I think it's quite a lot. I think if you're a restaurant... I'm sure it would be. It's like something know, so don't take this as fact. Yeah, neither. I think it's quite a lot. I think if you're a restaurant... I'm sure it would be. It's like something like 15, 20% of the meal price.

Yeah, right. Because the meals aren't more expensive on the app. No. Sometimes they are. I've noticed that. Yeah. Are they? Yeah, my local Indian restaurant,

it's up to about two to three bucks on each item. Did you know that some restaurants are cheaper to take away? Oh. Yeah, like the Thai place down the road from my place, they'd rather you didn't clog up their restaurant.

Oh. So it's cheaper if you take it home, if you just come in and get it and leave. It's like an incentive. Yeah, it's like, please don't bother us.

Yeah. We'll give you a discount if you just leave. But that's what's coming to Uber Eats. Watch out. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. It is winter at the moment If you hadn't noticed It is cold It is miserable I hate it There's not one redeeming feature Of this season for me Not a single one

Oh maybe the rugby How good's rugby? Yeah but how much better is it When they're playing in summer? Yeah that's good Yeah So I'm very dark on it You might not be

But I don't doubt that you're cold Right? Yeah. And in New Zealand, our houses are cold. They're damp. They're poorly insulated and poorly heated. We're a cold country. You go somewhere like England, everywhere's got central heating.

It's just part of your house. Right. They've got furnaces that heat the whole house. The heat just comes up from under the ground. In New Zealand, you've got to argue with your flatmates about whether you're allowed to turn the oil heater on for an hour or two hours. You know? In Ali's flat, they have to have a flat meeting if they want to use the electric blankets.

Do you? It's not your fault. Things are expensive and you're not going to cut costs for your house. Power's expensive, you know? So this might be good for you. This is a heating hack. A hack on how to heat your house hygienically. Now I didn't know that H word.

This comes from Nelson Lebo. Real name, not slur. He works for the Palmerston North City Council and he has said that the best way to heat your house is with an oscillating tower fan heater so

I guess those Dyson ones you know the ones that rotate and they're like tall yeah but he said

they're not they're not effective efficient for everybody because they can cost like five six seven hundred dollars plus they cost a lot of money to run fan heaters fan heaters cost a lot they're not efficient for everybody because they can cost like $500, $600, $700. Plus they cost a lot of money to run.

Fan heaters cost a lot of money. Newsflash. Yeah. Fan heaters cost a lot to run. True. This is really turning into better living. Call me Leo Parnapa. I've got a theory that the cheaper the heater,

the more expensive it costs to run. Yeah, right. I know what you mean. You can get those $6 ones. Remember that heater we got for Bree for the Fiji simulator? Oh, yeah. That thing cost like $6 from Kmart. Yeah, it, I know what you mean. You know, you can get those like $6 ones. Remember that heater we got for Bree for the Fiji simulator? Oh, yeah. That thing cost like $6 from Kmart. Yeah, it was good.

It was a warm heater, but your power bill would be sky high. So this is the hack. Oh, yeah, okay. This is what he said. If you've got like a regular heater at the moment, like an oil heater, or you might have one of those gas heaters that you roll into the room,

or a panel heater of some variety, get a fan and put it by the heater and your regular fan, like your oscillating fan, will then heat the whole room. And that way, you don't have to shell out for a new heater. You're still using the same heater that heats your room. But bada-bing, bada-boom, you've got a fan heater. Kind of genius, eh?

Yeah, it's not bad. He can have it. He can have what?, it's not bad. He can have it. He can have what? It's a good idea. He can have the credit. But you're running two appliances. Yeah, I did think about that. I did think about that.

But I don't know. I don't think it's the fanning part that is costing the money. It's the heating part. Yeah, it is, yeah. Because that's just pure electricity. Yeah. So if you've got an efficient oil heater, the trick is, this is if you're still listening,

like if we haven't lost you already going, shit, what does ZM turn into? If you're oil heater, the trick is, this is if you're still listening, like if we haven't lost you already, going, shit, what does ZM turn into? If you're doing it, the trick is position the fan above the heater because the heat rises and then you want to catch it and you want to blow it around the room. Hashtag science. Hashtag science. Hashtag heating. Hashtag winter. Hashtag, thanks ZM.

ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. We want to talk now about a cafe that is selling brownies. And by brownies we mean... Brownies, bro. Yeah. Brownies. Yeah, brownies.

Producer Ali has the details. So a cafe in Perth has actually... They're not doing it on purpose. It wasn't like they were purposely trying to sell these brownies. They've served brownies to a family including two children ages three and five. Oh, not good. Not great. And they ended up in hospital because the kids were having hallucinations.

And then they all tested positive for THC. And now that cafe is getting charged. The cafe is saying that it came as a total shock, but I don't know how you accidentally get a whole lot of can of butter and put it in your brownies. Did you say can of butter? Yeah. Is that a technical word for it? Well, I think so.

I think so. Can of butter. Cannabis infused butter. Yeah. And that's how you make, I don't know how I know this. I wouldn't know this for any reason. I just know it because I know it. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe they asked for a can of butter and they got can of butter. Yeah. But yeah, other than that, I don't know how for any reason. I just know it because I'm old. Yeah. Maybe they asked for a can of butter and they got a can of butter. Yeah. But yeah, other than that, I don't know how they would do it either. No, that's the thing. And an offence like that can carry up to $40,000 in fines. Yeah, you're drugging kids. Exactly.

I know. Regardless of what you think about can of butter, you can't do that. No, exactly. But I honestly, I'm still, my mind boggles on how that accidentally happened. Are the kids okay? Yeah, they are okay. They are okay. It was honestly, I'm still, my mind boggles on how that accidentally happened. Are the kids okay? Yeah, they are okay. They are okay. It was just, it just wears off after a while. They're very hungry. Yeah, exactly. It would have

been a bloody trip and a half, I'd say that. The kids watched a lot of Rick and Morty. Did some buzzy drawings. Yeah. And then ate the whole contents of the pantry, but they're okay. But they're alright. Yeah, exactly right. How do you do it by accident? Does it say whether they bake their own brownies? I haven't read that.

Because if they buy them in, then are they still liable? You know, like, is it still their fault? True. They could have, yeah, imported it. Pass it up the chain, baby. That's a really good point. Yeah. I don't know.

But hey, they've obviously got a personal stash. They've accidentally confused, right? That's the other bit. Yeah, surely. That's the other bit. Oh, dear. Yeah. My friend Sharon used to work at a pizza place.

And if you ordered a particular type of pizza, he would sprinkle the leaves, like the mulched up stuff. Really? On top of the pizza and then put it through the oven. But you had to do the special order. And this is through a real pizza business. Are you serious? Yeah, but if you knew, you knew. And he'd be like, yeah, but you had to do the special order and they're just doing a real pizza business are you serious yeah but if you knew you knew

and he'd be like yeah but you guys pay the special price and over the phone you're like yeah bro hook me up with the special pizza I need to get the

number of this pizza no again again we're still going with you don't know how they no I don't know I don't know how it works I don't know what

you're talking about there you go check your brownies New Zealand how would you tell as well you can't really you wouldn't be able to tell

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