ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 3rd 2020

Episode Date: July 3, 2020

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Hi everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast intro. Yep, and it's a Friday, you know what that means. It means... It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. The podcast. Yeah! International Birthday Banger, our favourite!

You know what we should do? Because I know we've got a lot of listeners in the States. Next week we should do an exclusively American one. Oh yeah. Because those guys are copping it at the moment. And they need a lot of listeners in the States. Next week we should do an exclusively American one because those guys are copping it at the moment. And they need a bit of a pick-me-up. Your country over there, I just feel so bad for you guys every time I turn on the news. I've got heaps of mates over there

because I lived over there for a bit and I was talking to one of my mates the other day and she just has a sense of fear. Like she's just terrified. Yeah, you imagine the underlying stress of those people at the moment. I can't even imagine. And she's a nurse, so it makes it even worse. You guys can do something about it soon.

Remember that. Oh, yeah. When you get to vote. Remember to vote. Okay, but in the meantime, we have a list of people who have submitted their birthdays to us on our Bree and Clint podcast family private Facebook page that you're welcome to join. You can join it.

You can submit your birthday. And the first person that's done that is Nicola Brown from the UK. Just the UK. Just the UK? Okay. This is for every Nicola Brown in the UK. She was born on the 10th of June 1991, which means she was 16 in 2007. So on the 10th of June in 2007, this topped the charts.

Huge birthday banger. Remember that really good joke I had? About the Dell computer? Yeah. Yeah, you want to retell that? I said um Hey guys No you've got to set the scene So we were walking outside

And I was holding my work computer Which is a Dell And I said And it was raining And it was raining And I held my laptop over my head And I said hey guys Look at my umdella

No you don't even retell your own shit joke properly Why what was it then You said to us You guys can stand under my umdella. All right, a chance to redeem myself. Guys, do you know which laptop is the best singer? Adele. Is that a better Adele joke?

It's on the way. Okay. Okay, next is Liam Warne. He's also from Just England. Just England, there we go. It sounds like we're making people up this week, doesn't it? Sounds like producer Ben's just giving up. Okay, Liam, here we go.

He was born the 27th of December 1995, which means he was 16 in 2011. And Liam, this is your birthday banger. Oh, she's gone two for two. When's she going to put a new album out? She is literally the queen of birthday bangers. Yeah, she's the queen as well. She's amazing. Everything she does turns to gold.

I know, I want new music. I think she's scared. Do you reckon? Yeah, I reckon she's scared because she's been so successful and now it's been such a time, long time. Big period in between. And music has changed a lot. Wouldn't you be nervous?

Yeah, you'd be. You'd be like, shit, am I still cool with the kids? Yeah. And you'd be tempted if you're, because she's got her bloody undie line popping off. That's right. Got her makeup line popping off. Well, that fashion show she did was amazing.

Just do that. It was incredible. Yeah. So just, yeah, put a bit of that into an album. Yeah, if you're listening, Rhianna, just do that. Yeah. And finally, Jessica Montiz from La Grange? La Grange in Texas. Okay, cool. Born on the 2nd of November

1989, which means she was 16 in 2005 on the 2nd of November. And Jess, this is your birthday. Sorry, you get it out. And I have a feeling that Jess... Sorry, it took too long. Kanye West is in trouble at the moment too

for flouting his billions of dollars in front of the world in a time of need. Wake up, Kanye. Don't you realise what's going on? Do we still put a video of this on our... Oh, God, I've been sitting like a slob the whole time. Sorry. No one watches that video.

Yeah, people do. Surely no one watches that video. Yes, they do, because hello, everyone from the podcast family on Facebook. They like to see if their birthday banger got chosen. Really? Yes. I'm sorry. I should pay more attention.

Okay. Rihanna Umbrella, Rihanna We Found Love, Kanye Golddigger. What is the winner of birthday banger today? I'm going to have to say one of my all-time favorite. There's only one correct answer, by the way. Is there? Yeah. The other two are played out.

There's only one that is worth... Playing? In my opinion. I don't know what one you're talking about. Well, you decide and then I won't influence you. This is where we get to see if we've synced up. Umdella? No, oh, do you reckon?

No, I was going to pick We Found Love. Me too. Okay, right. Yeah. I should have trusted my gut. Just back yourself, mate. I should have trusted my gut. You're scared now. I was going to say, this is one of my favourite Rihanna songs.

Oh, no, we're in the two-year rut. It's our relationship on the rocks. Okay, we'll play a bit of this and then we'll get into the podcast. Have a great weekend, everybody. Bye, guys. Can I share my favourite memory of this song? Yeah, okay.

So I saw Calvin Harris live at Rhythm and Vines just as he was blowing up. That's cool. In this song. He had this song out. This song's massive. And I was standing on the hill, and I looked at my best friend that I was with,

and I was like, I bloody love you, man. He's like, I love you too. I was like, it's going to be a fantastic year. And I don't remember if the year was any good, but it was definitely better than this year. You know? And the drop's so good. Get ready, everyone.

Here we go. Did Calvin Harris peak here? I don't want to say that because I love Calvin Harris. No, because he dated Taylor Swift after this. No, but musically. Oh, right. I didn't know what you were talking about. He didn't date Rihanna, did he?

Did he? No. No, I don't think so. Yeah, right. He dated Rita Ora. Did he? Oh, he did too. She cheated on him.

Oh, this is the best. You know this story? What? He dated Rita Ora and she made that song for him. He made that song for her. Which song? Sorry, this podcast intro is going to go on for a bit longer now. Where is it?

Rita Ora. While you're finding that. I told you the story about my friend who dated Rita Ora in New York. I told you about how Rita Ora won Togo Ameo. This tune. This is a Calvin Harris tune. I Will Never Let You Down. I love this song.

Beautiful song. Calvin Harris made her Will Never Let You Down I love this song Beautiful song Calvin Harris made her whole album Her whole comeback album While he was dating her And then she dumped him afterwards No She cheated on him With who?

Don't know And he threw the whole album in the bin He goes you don't get the album anymore Out So Out There is a whole Rita Ora album From when Calvin Harris was popping off. You'd be devastated. That's the gossip I've heard anyway.

Yeah, my friend met Rita Ora in New York before she had landed any signing with any label. And they dated and he was like so into it. And then she was like, you know, he knew that she was an aspiring singer or whatever. And she called him one night and she goes, oh've got a meeting with jay-z or the meeting that changed her life yeah yeah and he goes what with the actual jay-z and she's like yeah i've got a meeting with him and his people tonight yeah kind of thing whatever it was and then she went to this meeting and he never heard from her again. Yeah, because she became Rita Ora. Yeah.

And then I met her in a hotel room in Sydney and she gave me the eyes and I knew she was into me. You wish. But I couldn't do anything because I had a girlfriend. You wish. Have a great weekend again, everybody. Yes. We're actually going to leave this time. See ya. Stay safe.

Bye. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Good afternoon everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Happy Friday. One of us has been to the dentist, Bree and Clint. Happy Friday! One of us has been to the dentist this afternoon and had two fillings and their gums numbed. And the other one hasn't. Can you tell which? You be the judge.

You're actually doing a lot better than I thought you would. I actually... I was really disappointed. Yeah, my dentist said, he's like, when do you have to be on air? And I was like at three o'clock. He goes, you should be 90% better. Okay, I've got a little test lined up to see how much better you are. Because we went for lunch today and Bree couldn't move one side of her face. I couldn't eat anything.

No, she wasn't allowed to eat. Didn't stop her ordering a bowl of fries though. Hey, they could fit in one side of the mouth. Here's a test for you, okay? This is like a speed and accuracy enunciation test. Just follow along with this. I like big butts

and I cannot lie. You other bros can't deny. And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a ramp thing in your face, you get sprung. I think I did alright. Yeah, you're good.

You're doing fine. You're absolutely fine. It hurts a lot though. One hour ago when the anaesthetic was still in your system, though, we recorded our Friday Okies for this week. We've both laid down a hot version of Lady Marmalade. Even though half my face was numb, can I say,

this has been one of my favourite songs. Yeah, I'm glad it was your favourite. Did you like it? I had fun. You did? But the output, who knows? We'll play you our Friday Okies at five o'clock as you head home, as we do on every Friday.

Can't wait. Also organised for today, just to splash things up, I've gone to Ross Boss and I said, look, mate, I need something from you. I'm putting my foot down. I want to throw my weight around and we are running Friday jams through our show today as well. Yes, Clint.

All right. So the music's going to be good as well. Yes, mate. Bree and Clint, this is ZM. Bree and Clint. Friday jams on the afternoon, on the air this afternoon. On the afternoon show. And you're the one that's meant to be talking weird this afternoon.

I know, isn't it? I think I've just come good. Yeah, I think in the last 15 minutes. Literally just in time. The anaesthetic has worn off. I was. And you are capable of doing your job, which is helpful. I was very worried, though.

I'm not going to lie. You spent the afternoon at the dentist. After how long since you last went to the dentist? Haven't been, look, I say two years. I reckon it's been nearly three. Yeah. Nearly three years. Two years is not bad,

that means you only missed one. Yeah, kind of. Three years means you missed two. Well, they say you should go for a clean every six months.

Yeah, they say a lot of things. But I mean, you know, who's doing that? I do love a clean. I do love a clean. But I am terrified

of going to the dentist. You know how I know that I don't floss often enough? Because your gums bleed when you do? Well, that's a good reason, and that happens. But when I floss, I go, oh, this feels amazing. Oh, afterwards?

Yeah. Yeah. And then I always think, why don't I floss more often? And I worry that people who floss every day, do you lose that enjoyment? Yeah, maybe. Does it feel that nice every time for you guys, or does it normalise it?

It'd be like someone getting a Q-tip and cleaning their ears every day. Ears. Their ears. Do you not clean your ears with a Q-tip every day? No. Oh. I think that's bad for you. I'm sure it is, but lots of things are bad for you.

After a shower and you wash your hair and you get a Q-tip in there? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right. That's good stuff. Right, okay. It's a daily occurrence. Do you do it every day? Yeah.

Do you? Yeah, life's too short. Life's too short. Clean your ears. We know your fetish. Yeah, right. But, okay, so two years. I'm interested to know what was... How long has it been? No, for you. For me. I'm not the topic here. You're the topic. No, you're the topic also. No, you're the topic. No, because you told me it's been a while. No, because

my dentist listens and I haven't seen him for a while. No, so maybe this is the sign you need to go. Prakash, if you're listening, it's been a while. No, because my dentist listens and I haven't seen him for a while. No, so maybe this is the sign you need to go. Prakash, if you're listening, it's not you, it's me. I just... Wait, what's your dentist's name? Prakash. I think that's my dentist's name. Is it?

I think so. Oh, no, wait. I think mine's Pratesh. Oh, okay. Slightly different. Well, it's not you, it's me. I'll be in soon. One day.

It's not about me, okay? It's about you, it's about you, it's about you. So you're soon, one day. It's not about me. You're not going. It's about you, it's about you, it's about you. So two years-ish without going to the dentist, what was the shock? How much work did you need done today? 640 bucks. And not to mention the clean I had the other day,

which was 250. Yeah. And so that 600 bucks, what do you get done for that? So they had to replace a really large filling that was kind of coming away. It's about 10 years old. Yeah. So they replaced that. Oh, did you get a gold one? No.

I'm not Snoop Dogg. Yeah, right. And then they also- It's a good place to store some of your gold. Like if you've got a ring or something that you get it melted down and put in your tooth. Yeah, yeah. Some people do that. People who can't keep a wedding ring on. Really you get it melted down and put in your tooth. Put it in there? Yeah, yeah. Some people do that. People who can't keep a wedding ring on get it melted down and put in their tooth.

I think my mum has a gold tooth. Yeah, she would. She's baller. Shock on that. Yeah. I'll take that tooth when she's done with it. Turn it into a ring. Wait, wait, wait.

Before you lower her in, I just need to check. I want to get that tooth. I'm going to make a wedding ring out of it. And then I had to have another. Sorry, so $600, you got a filling replaced. Which is a large one and then a filling. And yet another filling.

How much of a failure as a person do you feel like when you find out you need a filling? And that's the reason why I don't go. And I know that's wrong and I know you should go to the dentist. It's the right message. I know it's only going to get worse. But the guilt that I feel. I feel like an absolute piece of crap. I feel like I've betrayed my parents. And then I feel bad because I feel like the dentist is disappointed. Like they're not mad at you. They're just disappointed. You know, I had

this conversation with my dentist once and he said the hardest part about my job is that I am constantly delivering bad news he says do you know how it feels do you know how it feels to be a person I'm only interested in your well-being um but but all I bring people is bad news and everybody's disappointed when they come to see me he said it and I was like oh my god you're a real person and I feel bad for you you know what's interesting is I said to my dentist that I went to today who was so lovely and I said to him, I was like, what's your favourite thing to do? Because I'm really interested in it. I think it's really interesting. Oh yeah, pulling teeth? And he said to me, he goes, I really love the cosmetic side

of dentistry. Oh, when you change someone's life. And you know why? Because it's the opposite. You're not delivering bad news, you're changing someone's life. Yeah, you're making them feel better about themselves. And you get a lot of money for it. I'm keen to hear this afternoon from people who have had dentist shocks. Maybe you put it off for too long and then you couldn't put it off any longer and you finally

went in and then boom. What was the damage? What was the damage? Like bill size? Or how much work did you have to get done? And I want to know how long did you leave it to? Yeah, yeah, yeah. To get up to that point. Yeah, dentist shocks from people who left it for too long.

Our phone lines are open. We'd love to hear from you this afternoon on 0800-DARLZM. You can also text us on 9696. Brie and Clint. Your horrific dental stories. Brie went to the dentist today. Not too bad in the grand scheme, really. No, not too bad.

I'm very thankful. I had to get one filling replaced and then another little filling. You've got nice teeth. Thank you. So it's worth investing in them and keeping them that way. Absolutely. It's worth going regularly. Do you use a whitening toothpaste?

I have had my teeth whitened. Oh, recently? No, about three years ago. Did you get them whitened for Celebrity Treasure Island? No. Because you ran out of time? I don't think I was ever going to get them done for Treasure Island. But yeah, I got them done about three years ago.

So I had where they do it in the chair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I got those. Was it the UV light or the actual bleach they put on your teeth? The bleach. Oh, yeah. And then I got the take-home kit where they give you the mouth guards that are moulded to your teeth.

Was it worth it? Absolutely. Yeah, right. I would definitely say if you're going to get your teeth whitened, go to the dentist. Yeah, okay. Don't buy it off Instagram. No.

Because it can make your teeth real sensitive. That UV light that you plug into the USB port on your laptop to charge it? Yeah, don't be messing with that. We want to know about your dentist shocks. Like maybe you hadn't been for a while and you got there and it was a real wake up call. Hi Natasha. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good thanks.

Was this you that it happened to? Yes it is. Oh no, tell us what went down. So I had braces on for four years. My teeth were a mess to start with. Got them off. They were looking amazing. Maybe didn't wear my retainer like I was supposed to,

and went back 12 years after because I was getting my teeth whitened for my wedding, and every single tooth on the bottom has moved again, and to get them redone is going to cost me $12,000. $12,000! Shut up, Natasha. Yes, it is. Can you have that Invisalign thing that people are talking about these days? Tooth has to be moved, and my jaw needs to be rebroken and moved again. They have to re-break

your jaw. Yeah, so they did that the first time and now they have to do it again this time. Natasha, got a better option. Just don't smile with your bottom teeth. I don't smile with my bottom teeth anyway but it's like... Oh, then stuff it! I know. Nah, that's Bree's advice. Just stuff it.

Go with that. I like that. Mason, hey. Hi, Mason. Hey, that's Bree's advice. Just stuff it. Go with that. I like that. Mason, hey. Hi, Mason. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What about you? Have you had a bad dentist experience? Yeah, I've got a bad year ahead of me.

Why? What happened? Well, I just had a sore tooth. Had been a dentist for 10 years. Had a sore tooth, went in. He'd done an x-ray to see what tooth had a bit of pain in it and he couldn't tell because they all had holes in them. He's dead. All of them?

Yeah. So he'd done one side and he's 12 on one side. 12 fillings on one side of your mouth? Yeah, one side. So what's your bill up to at the moment? How much have you spent so far? So I've got to go in for hour sessions. It's pretty serious.

Jesus, Mason. Yeah, $400 a session, $400 a month for the rest of the year. Oh, man. Can I ask? No Christmas for the kids this year. Oh, Jesus. Well, definitely don't buy them any lollies. Twelve on one side.

Courtney, finally. Hi. Hi, Courtney. Hiya. Surely you can't top what Mason just said. Oh, yeah, I can. $29,800. Hiya. Surely you can't top what Mason just said. Oh, yeah, I can. $29,800. What for?

Kicked in the face by a horse, and I have to get four cosmetic implants and $1,800 worth of work done due to impacted wisdom teeth cracking on my molars. From getting kicked in the face by a horse. Do you, oh, my God, does ACC or anything cover that? Yeah, was the horse insured? They're covering a lump sum of it,

but I still have to pay about five grand of it myself. Yeah, right. And then 1800 for the impacted molars. Yeah. Impacted with the test. Interesting question about the horse, Bree. If the owner of the horse had taken out third party fire and theft would that have covered the damage because it was

the horse had impacted another vehicle I mean you could argue it no because the horse was on lease and it was poisoned by the previous owner so it does not count Courtney this sounds like the plot of Shortland Street

what do you mean the horse was poisoned? Well, horses' magnesium levels are only meant to be really low, but this one was at, like, level 42, so the owner was trying to poison it to get rid of it. Oh, that is awful. I feel like you're literally living an episode of, like, yeah, Shortland Street. Yeah, right. Hey, good luck with the surgery, Courtney, and thank you for sharing with us.

Sorry that you're having to go through that. That is shocking. Those implant things are crazy. My dad had those done. Yeah. And it's where they literally drill up into your jaw. And they screw a new tooth on it. Yes.

It's amazing what you can get done if you can afford it. Oh, it's incredible. With dental work, right? Very expensive. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, we talked about this on the show yesterday, actually.

Jada Pinkett-Smith and the intimate details of her marriage to Will Smith. Now she's taking herself to the red table. Yeah, she is. You may have seen, this is one of the most biggest trending headlines in Hollywood over the last week, August Alsina, I think I said it correctly,

has alleged that he had an affair with Jada Pickett-Smith and, more dramatic, Will was cool with it. Will knew about it and was kind of like condoned the whole thing. That's what he's saying.

Now, of course, Will and Jada both deny it, although there's been a lot of talk in Hollywood about them having an open relationship, although they've both denied that fact as well. Here's the thing.

This week, Jada has said this. She said, this is what she said. She said, there's a lot of healing that needs to happen. I'm going to bring myself to the red table this week. This is their Emmy-nominated web series that is just so magnetic. So there you go. We're going to learn more, the juicy details this week on the Red Cross. You're there.

You're in Hollywood, Dean. What's the real deal? Do they have an open relationship? What do people, because people will talk about it. What's the truth? I've already told you my story about how my friend does Jada Pinkett Smith Botox. No.

Okay, this is gold. So she went to get Botox, my friend. As she was leaving, she said, Oh, my God, I want to play a trick on Will. Let me borrow one of your wheelchairs. Wrap my whole head up in bandages, okay? She goes home. She opens the door.

The assistant opens the door. Will's like, what have you done? She's like, I had a facelift. And he's losing his brain, like going crazy. And then she, like, dramatically pulls it off. She's like, ah, I'm kidding. Have this really fun, playful, they're always playing pranks on each other. They're very, very close. But are they letting other people in the bedroom?

I don't know. I don't know. There's a lot of rumors about it. I guess you have to watch the Red Table Talk to find out, right? Yeah. That's the whole idea. I mean, it's like they're saying that they're, do you think one of them is more keen for the open relationship than the other one?

That's what I always worry about any relationship. Yeah. It had to be someone's idea, right? Well, I don't know. I guess the Red Table episode will maybe reveal that. Yeah, right. That's Tim McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles.

Every Friday, our producer, well, just Ben now. Producer Ben. Producer Ben organises the best bits of the show and just for humility, he mixes in some of the worst bits as well. I like to see through his eyes what he deems good and bad. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah, that's good. A bit of outsider's opinion.

Yeah, exactly. Because I look at the show and I go, good, good, good, good, great, excellent, top shelf, award-winning, good. So it's good to, like I said. Because you're modest. Yeah. Yeah. But that's why I said a little bit of outside humility brought into the process.

No, it's good. So this is the high-low. It's the best and worst bits of the week. Previously with ZN's Bray and Clint. Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Bray and Clint's highs and lows, all the high points of the week, and unfortunately the low points of the week.

This week we decided to call Mama Di to see if she'd notice Bray's very subtle cough even though she's not a kid anymore. And Bray, we said be subtle. You and I have come up with this plan to check to see whether or not my mum still is my mum. And we're going to essentially bait her with a fake study. But during the chat that we're going to talk to her,

I'm going to just pretend like I've got a really bad cough. Just a bit of a niggle, right? Just a bit of a... Oh, a bad cough. A bad cough. A study has revealed that dads, 20% more likely to notice things in their children... I've never heard such a crooked baloney in all my life.

That is absolutely... You guys have made that up. Oh, Brianna, what's wrong? Oh, Brianna, it sounds like you're going to cough up a third ball. This is meant to be an experiment to see if you would notice. Oh, Brianna. No, I know. No, no, no, no, stop, stop.

This is the worst radio prank slash experiment I've ever been a part of. It's a shoddy, flawed concept. You were meant to cough a little bit. Straight away you've come on like you've got, like you seriously like you've got emphysema or something. This week Clint found out Brie had been stealing some fruit. So he decided to ask you, is Brie in the right? Do you think it makes me guilty if I borrow a few bits and pieces of fruit and stuff from other people's yards?

Objection. Objection. You said to me, is it stealing if I take fruit off someone else's tree without telling them? First juror, how do you find the defendants? How full was the bush of fruit? It was, so Caitlin, in my defence, and I'm not exaggerating, I reckon I could not even count how many pieces of fruit were on these trees. That's how many, and we took about four. I'm going to say innocent.

Innocent. Yes, Caitlin! Jeff. Yeah, Jeff. How do you find the defendant, Jeff? Oh, it's a tough one, but I'm going to have to say innocent. Yes! Ashton, how do you find the defendant?

Look, if the branch is hanging over the boundary, it's pretty game. It wasn't hanging over the boundary. It was directly in their yard, Ashton. Oh, look, I've got a grapefruit tree. You can jump my fence anytime because I can't get rid of them. Hey, lock it in.

I'm coming over. So you're going innocent as well? Yeah, I'm going not guilty yes I do you legend well congratulations you know what they say

yeah if the fruit is picked you must acquit I'll give you that actually that's great guys thank you and finally this week

we asked you what's the biggest secret you've ever kept and we got a ton of anonymous texts so here's just some of the juicy texts we got all montaged up for you my secret is that i am married with a child but the person who i am married to isn't the dad and he thinks he is that's the reason why we got married currently sleeping with my boss who is married but in an open relationship he has kids and is three times my age. My work colleagues have no idea about it either.

In my group of friends, I know three out of seven friends are having affairs and all three have asked me not to tell the others. Let's just say it makes it very awkward for me when we get together with their partners, husbands and wives. I moved overseas for a year for work then moved back to New Zealand in February this year.

To this day, my family have no idea that I met a wonderful man, fell in love and eloped. They think I'm single and would disown me if I got married without them. And that's this week's highs and lows. See you next time. Next week, this time. This time next week. See, I didn't hear any low points apart from Ben's mistakes at the end. High, high, high.

High, high, high, high, high. Yeah. The listener secrets really got me this week. They're juicy, eh? God, we appreciate you guys sharing such, you know, quite intimate details about your lives. Yeah, we always do. It's very...

Text us now. You're very honest with us. Yeah, 9696 if you feel like getting a secret off your chest. Brie and Clint. Brie, you've been to a few. You haven't had your own. Not yet. But it's coming.

It'll happen for you one day. Weddings. I believe in you. You'll get there. I'm glad you're hopeful. What's rule number one of attending a wedding? Don't wear white. Oh, yeah.

Yes, it is. Yes, and that's part of the rule that I was thinking, which is... Because you don't want to outdo the bride. Yeah, that's exactly right. Rule number one of any wedding, don't upstage the bride. Exactly. Okay? Groom, take it or leave it.

Also, it's his day as well. Yeah, I'm just kidding. It's his day too. There's this TikTok video that's going viral at the moment in which a girl has upstaged her friend, the bride, at the wedding, but it's arguable as to whether it's her fault. So they're watching the ceremony happen. The couple are at the front of the aisle getting married,

and it's right at the bit where the celebrant is saying, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. It's the best bit. It's the climax. It's the most memorable The most memorable bet. Exactly right. It's when everybody gets the phones out and takes the pictures and that.

This person who is attending the wedding has chosen, I'll choose my words carefully here. At this moment, this person who's attending the wedding has collapsed. They've fainted. I don't think you choose to faint. Well, you, well. Well, actually, I've got a few questions. So she faints.

Okay. Right at that moment. At that moment. Right at the you may kiss the bride moment. The moment that you never get again. And the attention of the crowd has turned to the person who's collapsed. Did everyone gasp? Everyone gasped.

And one of the groomsmen is, that's his girlfriend who passed out, and he tries to leave the front of the, to go and check on his girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He tries to go, his natural reaction is choose the shortest path and go directly in front of the bride and groom who are kissing, and that's the photo moment. And the best man really proved his worth, stops the groomsman and says, not yet. She's not important.

Well, there were lots of people with her. Right. And then when the kiss was over, he sent him to go around. He said, don't go up the aisle, go around to get to her. Smart. So, yeah. So what questions do you have? Okay.

My questions, had she been drinking? We don't know. Oh, okay. Was it hot? Yeah, it looks hot. Yeah. Okay. How long had the ceremony been?

Can't tell, but I understand what you're saying. Some ceremonies do drag. If you drag the ceremony too long, then it's your own fault. Now, I know it sounds like a preposterous claim that I say she has stolen the bride's attention on purpose. I think that's harsh. What about this? Okay. The person who collapsed is an Instagram influencer

with half a million Instagram followers and a sizable TikTok account, and they have posted the video of themselves collapsing at the wedding on their TikTok account with the caption, the moment I collapsed at my friend's wedding. That seems very dodgy. Doesn't it?

It seems like, did she actually stage the whole thing to get a few clicks on social media? What an awful allegation. How dare you? That's the allegation you were making. How dare you come at this poor woman who is fainting. This poor iron deficient

Instagram influencer. How dare you. Even if she hasn't done it on purpose, she is forcing the bride to relive it because she's posting it. You're saying even if it wasn't on purpose. I'm saying the first time might have been's on because she's posting it you're saying even if it wasn't i'm saying she's i'm saying the first time might have been an accident but when you but she's continuing

to steal the bride's moment because she's immortalized it on tiktok oh that's a good point right that is a good point that's a little bit selfish yeah yeah she asked the bride and the bride was like unless she asked the bride i think it's funny and the bride was like I think it's funny. And the bride was like, oh, crack up. You ruined my wedding day. Post it. You should put that Jason Derulo song on it. Can I just say though? Whack.

Can I just say though? I mean, she's fainted. She was okay, right? She's okay. She came to and she was fine. Does it ruin the whole day? No's okay, yeah. She came to and she was fine. Yeah. Does it ruin the whole day? No, nothing can ruin your day if you don't let it. Oh, that was deep from me.

But. Oh, there's a few things that could. Yeah, actually true. A few things could. If someone runs away from the altar. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if it ruined the rest of the day. Who knows?

But I wonder if this afternoon, because people's weddings get ruined all the time. There's so much pressure on this one day. I just don't think I could cope. No, and things do boil over. I mean, things came to a head at my wedding. It's not worth reliving, but you know. Is this when your dad had six ice creams from the free ice cream stall

and he missed the first dance? He had four Mr. Whippies instead of joining the first dance. But no, that's a great memory of my wedding. And you know what? I think it's amazing. Let's take some calls this afternoon. Who upstaged the bride or the groom at the wedding? Who stole the attention at a wedding you were at?

Maybe it was your wedding. Maybe you saw it happen. Maybe you are an attention-stealing wedding guest. Maybe it was the mother of the bride or the mother of the groom. Or the mother of the groom. I've been at a wedding with a mother of the groom. She wore white? No, she had a go at the bride during the speeches.

No! Yeah. I'd rather someone faint. Oh, 800-Diles-at-M or text us to 966. Who upstaged the bride and groom at the wedding? We'd love to know. Bree and Clint. If someone collapsed at the bride and groom at the wedding? We'd love to know. Bree and Clint. If someone collapsed at your wedding, just as the I do,

just as the kiss was going down, you would think it was an accident and you'd be fine with it. But if they posted it on TikTok and it got 10 million views. Has it had 10 million views? Yeah, you'd feel a little bit like they were stealing your thunder, right? Yeah, just a little bit. I said to you, I went to my uncle's wedding. This was when I was quite young.

I think I was about 14. And I remember sitting in the audience. Is that what it is at a wedding? Crowd? Audience. Yeah, audience, yeah. Sitting in the crowd. Anyway.

Were you front row? Yeah, I was front row in the audience. And I saw one of the groomsmen up the front. He was looking like white as a ghost. And then next minute he was like, bleh, and it spewed all over the altar. At the ceremony, not at the reception. At the ceremony. Oh, you see, same thing.

Same thing. Very similar. He didn't post it on TikTok, I assume. No. We want to know this afternoon, who upstaged the bride at a wedding you were part of? Hey, Matt. Hey, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey there.

What happened? What happened at the wedding you're talking about? So it was my partner's brother, and we had it in the Sunnyhawks Bay. And around the corner from the beach that we were having it on is a known nudist colony, like a nudist beach. Yeah, great. Excellent. And luckily they weren't in any of the photos,

but they might as well have been. They were gawking for quite a while. Nudists at the wedding. Hey, I wouldn't mind that. That's very artsy at a wedding, isn't it? Is it? Yeah, probably not. You're like, you're not the photographer,

but you've bought your own tripod. Hi, Sandra. Hi, how are you doing, guys? Good, thanks. What happened at the wedding? Myself and my husband, when we got married, we didn't realise we were upstage until our wedding photos came back. We've got some very beautiful friends that were dating at the time

and actually made it into most of the photos as a template and we were just in the background and it was pictures of them holding hands with us past them and them hugging and they made it in a lot of photos. So they stole the attention. Your good-looking friends stole the attention. Did you send them the bill? They were kind of used as the border

and then we were like just little sets in the background. They were the feature and you were just background scenery. That sucks. It turned out fine in the end because they got married a few years later so we just took all our photos that they made and sent it to them. Yeah, even better.

Yeah, good work. A little bit of passive-aggressive revenge. Berenique, hi. Hi. Hi. Who upstaged the bride at the wedding you were at? So we were at my sister's wedding, and three months before my sister's wedding,

my grandmother got married, and she walked up, and she got married into my sister's wedding, my grandmother got married and she rocked up and her wedding dress actually got married into my sister's wedding. Your grandmother wore her own wedding dress to your sister's wedding? Yeah. Why did she think that was appropriate? Where was the person telling her? Grandma,

not a good idea. Well, I was only like 14 at the time, so even I wasn't older, I wasn't honest with saying things. Yeah. I hope, I mean, I hope that because it was grandma and not someone. Everyone kind of just let her have a pass. Yeah, and it was cute. Yeah.

You know, hopefully there was enough of an age gap. Depends what the wedding dress looked like. We're going out with a bang. Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. This is a wedding you were at, and the bride and groom were upstaged by what? So at the reception, we're all dancing and my uncle had a heart attack and died.

Sarah. Oh, you're kidding me. No, he'd had heart problems and he'd been told beforehand to just, you know, take it easy. How early in the night was it? Unfortunately, it was quite late in the night. So we'd all had quite a bit to drink at that point. But also fortunately, because the wedding wasn't overly affected. Is that fair to say?

Yeah, kind of. Like, it got to the point where they pretty much moved everybody out of the hall that we were in, and they carried on drinking outside while the family were... We had, like, the solar garden lights. That was the only thing we could find because we were out in the country. Yeah. So the family were lined up and down the road

with the solar country lights, like, waving down the ambulances. Oh, my God. Wow. Okay. Well, Sarah, a hollow victory, but you win the segment. Yeah. Oh, awesome. You won the final.

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on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint. Let's play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. on iHeartRadio, or wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint. Let's play the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song.

No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Okay, this is the game where Brie and I face off at guessing songs as quickly as we possibly can. Hopefully not more than a couple of seconds. Yeah, if you can pick the winner of the game each week, you can score free mobile fuel. Rowan got through first, so...

Rowan? Rowan? Hey, what's Rowan, Rowan? I don't know. What's Rowan? Something in the harbour or something? Yeah, there you go. Hey, who do you want to play for you, Bree or me?

I'd go me, Clint, please. Thank you very much. Fair enough, Rowan. That means, Mark, you're on my team, mate. Yeah, go for it. You do well. All right, let's go. Okay, this is a big job for someone on the show today.

Intern Michaela. Yes. She has chosen the theme this week. Have you? Intern Michaela has chosen the theme. Have you, Michaela? I did indeed. Yeah. Can has chosen the theme this week. Have you? Intern Michaela has chosen the theme. Have you, Michaela? I did indeed. Yeah.

Can you reveal the theme to us? Yeah, you can. Go. It's your favourite. It is TikTok song. TikTok song. Oh, no. Because it's so tricky, I think just the title.

I don't know the name of any. Who knows the name of any songs on TikTok? Title or artist? Title or artist. I will take. Okay. All right. Title or artist.

Or artist. Yeah. Oh, this is going to be hard. All right, into Michaela. You're running the game. You let us know what we need to do. Okay, guys. First song.

You ready? Yeah. All right. Clint. That's Clint, yeah. That is Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo. Got to take his first answer.

Jason Derulo, Savage Love. He's got it. I'm not going to know any others. No, you'll know some. I was worried about this game, but then I realised that we play mostly only TikTok songs on ZM now. We do play a few. Okay, cool.

One point. Second song, here we go. She's gotten quick I was in the porno with a bag of screaming girls Not the words Not the words Um, oh god, who the hell? Artist or title?

Medusa? No, it's not Medusa Clint, do you want to guess? That's Roses Oh, it's not Medusa. Clint, do you want to guess? That's Roses. Oh, he's got it. Yeah, he is. By St. John. Oh, yeah?

Oh, well, now he's showing off. John JHN. Wow, nice. Show off. Flex. Okay, here we go. What's this game? First to three.

Yeah, you could win here. You could win here. Third song. Here we go. Clint. Oh, Clint. Benny, Super Lonely. I do say a quick game's a good game.

She just performed this on Ellen overnight. Did you see that? I saw that. That's amazing. She is a bonafide global superstar. She's going so well. Yeah, and we knew her before she was cool. Yeah.

Wow, she was always cool. No, she was always cool. Before she was famous. Super famous. Super famous. That means, Rowan, you've got the free before she was cool. Yeah. Wow, she was always cool. No, she was always cool. Before she was famous. Super famous, isn't she? Super famous. That means, Rowan, you've got the free mobile fuel this week. Congratulations, man. Awesome, thanks, Clint.

No worries. Free and Clint. I don't know if you've ever been this unlucky to have your luggage lost when you go flying. I don't think I have, no. You've never had yours lost? No. I've only ever had it lost, I think it was

last year for the first time ever and I was flying back into New Zealand and they lost my suitcase for like a day. That's what you want. Not a big deal. If you're going to lose it, you want it when you're coming home. Yeah, exactly, because it's not a big deal. You've got stuff at home, it's fine. But I was telling you

earlier today, my sister and her husband, they lost their luggage on their first leg of their honeymoon. That's okay. You're not meant to wear any clothes on the first leg of your honeymoon anyway. Yeah, well, that's very true. You're meant to stay indoors and consummate the marriage. My sister didn't feel the same. She was very upset.

Yeah, no, you would be. Anyway, they got it like four days later, but she's like, we went and bought underwear and I think pyjamas and I think they did stay inside for quite a while. Yeah, it would suck if you were going somewhere really hot and you didn't live somewhere really hot because you'd have what you had on on the plane and you'd land in jeans and a hoodie and then you'd be in, you know, like if you're going to Thailand or something.

You'd have to go and buy stuff. You'd have to go and buy stuff. Yeah. But do you ever think about, like, obviously my sister and her husband got their luggage back eventually, but sometimes people never get their luggage back. Why? Like sometimes it just gets lost in the big, you know,

machine and the cogs of what is travelling. I'm always incredibly surprised that my bag can make it from where I leave it to where I land, especially if you go to multiple changeovers, you know? Yeah, where they have to put it through like, yeah, And you never see it. And you say to the person at the check-in desk, you go, no, I don't have to get this at each stop, do I? And they go, no, your bag will be transferred for you.

But how? I always find that service really amazing as well. And it doesn't always go right. It does go right a lot of the time, but a lot of luggage gets lost and never claimed. Right. And I came across this website where they've actually turned that lost luggage into a business. Okay. So what they do is they pretty much, you know, all these,

I think it's because I looked into how long does a bag have to go unclaimed for to be a part of this business where they then sell the items from the luggage. Oh, they sell people's lost stuff off. That's exactly what they do, yeah. Okay. How long do you think something has to. Three months?

Yeah, that's right. Oh, good for me. That was a lucky guess, wasn't it? Anyway, so then they put all these different items and things of lost luggage up on this website and then you can buy things. Oh, my God. You know what we should do?

We should go on there and see if we can find Chappelle Corby's boogie board. I think they burnt that. Like what if it's her boogie board? Are you telling me they actually found her boogie board. I think they burnt that. Like, what if it's her boogie board? Are you telling me they actually found her boogie board? What do you mean? You don't know the story. When she got to Bali, someone had put weed in her boogie board bag,

which means, where's the boogie board? No, wasn't there a boogie board in the bag as well? Oh, I thought they replaced the boogie board with weed. I think they just shoved as much weed as they could. That's a missed opportunity. You should have just made your weed into the shape of a boogie board. You could have got more weed in there. Well, I was just about to say, like, how would you do that?

I don't know. Like airtight pouch. I don't know. I don't traffic. Don't pretend like you haven't smoked it. Oh. Let's take some lost luggage stories then, shall we? Yes, I want to know from people,

whether it be a horror story or it turned out pretty well, what is your lost luggage story? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Where were you? How long did you lose it for? Did you get something else back? Did you get someone else's luggage? Yeah.

Phone lines are open, so it is the text line, 9696. Bree and Clint. I was talking about the unfortunate situation of when you lose your luggage when you're travelling because I came across this website. It's called unclaimedbaggage.com, and essentially their whole business is claiming luggage that hasn't been found by their owners after three months and they put all the items up on the website and they sell them.

Do they do it like, I hope they do it like Storage Wars where you have to buy the suitcase and it's full but you don't get to know what's in it. Yeah, well, see that would be cool. And you might get a suitcase of like cool stuff or you might get... Absolutely nothing. Yeah, like a Karen's wardrobe that she was going to wear to-

Rarotonga. To Rarotonga, yeah. Like I'm just looking on the website. Some of the stuff includes a princess cut centre with diamond halo ring, 18 carat white gold, worth $7,500. Yeah, right. There's electronics, there's Chanel shoes,

there's Gucci sunglasses, all types of things. Good. Okay, we want to know your lost luggage stories. Margo's here. Hi, Margo. Hi, Margo. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good, thanks. Did you lose your luggage? Yes. So my husband and I, we went away for our honeymoon and our luggage went missing. So we went to our resort. Then a few days later, I started to notice locals wearing clothes similar to what I packed. No. You're kidding.

Where were you? What country did you fly to? We flew to Rawatonga. Yeah, right. So how did the people at the resort get your luggage from the airport if they did happen to get it? So because it's such a small island, you know, the locals all know each other. Right.

So the late night they have, you know, some of their friends coming into reception and so forth. And I was walking around in my bathrobe looking for things to do. And, yeah, I noticed one of the girls wearing a dress that was very similar to what I pat. That is, that's amazing. Wow. Oh, Margot.

Jane's here. Hey, Jane. Hi, Jane. Hi there. Lost luggage story. What happened to you? So I was going to Rio in Brazil to work at the Olympics. And between Argentina and Brazil,

a colleague of mine and our luggage went missing and it went missing for five days until we finally got a call from someone who had my business card from my luggage at the Athletes Village saying that our luggage had wound up at the Athletes Village. What? Yeah, it was crazy. Oh my god, did Usain Bolt

get your suitcase? Yeah. I don't know but they rang us and we had to do all the security clearance because you're not supposed to mingle with the athletes. Did you see anyone that was, like, super famous, Jane? Don't think so. I wish it was, are you saying? Yeah, that would be good.

Yeah, that would have been awesome. God, he'd get your little suitcase back quickly. Lightning fast. Laura, hi. Hi, Laura. Hi, guys. When did your luggage go missing, Laura This was nearly four years ago now Bree. Okay what happened? My husband and I got married and flew to Rarotonga for our honeymoon and my luggage was lost. My luggage not his only mine.

Okay. And nine months later, we had a baby girl. Oh, no. Don't tell me your birth control was in the luggage. Oh. Wow. So you lost your bag and you gained a child. So did the airline pay you out for that or what? Well, we did.

My husband did write to the airline to try and get some compensation for the next 18 years. Yeah. That baby should get free flights. Yeah. Okay.

Laura, in hindsight, is them losing your luggage the best thing that ever happened to you? The best thing, Clint. Absolutely. Good, good, good, good. Lovely, Laura.

That answer had the chance to go two different ways. You could have gone, no, I hate it. Brie and Clint. Right now, though, let's do Friday-oke. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-oke.

I love Friday-oke. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke. Here we are.

We've missed it, mate. What was the song we did two weeks ago when we both agreed to cancel Friday-oke? No, I loved Milkshake from Khalees. Oh, I wanted it cancelled after that, but there was one before that where we both went no more. I feel like that's every week, Milly. Oh, yeah.

Anyway, here we are. We've both spent 15 minutes laying down our best version of a song, chosen by you guys, actually, with a professional audio producer. You're going to hear both of our takes, and then you're going to choose the winner. Just if you've never heard this before, the reason we do this is because we're both just as average as each other. You chose the song, which I hate you for.

I love this song. Let everyone know what it is. This is one of my childhood favourites from the Awesome Fawesome, Lady Marmalade. Christina Aguilera's in there, pink, a bit of Maya. Missy Elliott makes an appearance and, of course, Lil' Kim. Damn, that was five people that you just said. Well, it's mainly the four and then Missy Elliot comes in

on the end. Seeing as it was your choice that means the rules dictate that your version goes first. Anything you need to say before we hear this? I have had some dental work done today and my voice sounds fine now but I recorded this a few hours ago

when the anaesthetic was still wearing off. I wish I had drugs to blame for mine. But here we go. Breeze first. This is Breeze, Friday Oaky, Lady Marmalade. Where's all my soul, sisters? Let me hear your flow, sisters. Hey, sister, go, sister.

Soul, sister, flow, sister Hey sister go sister soul sister flow sister Hey sister go sister soul sister go sister He met my mother-in-law down in old Moolah Roo Struttin' her stuff on the street She said hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go? Oh, I'm kitschy, kits it a go? Ho, wah, gitchy gitchy, yah, yah, dah, dah Hey, hey, hey, gitchy gitchy, yah, yah, here, here, here, here Maka chocolata, yah, yah, ooh yeah

Creole lady mama, wah, wah, wah, wah Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? C'est soit, non, non Pretty good. I didn't know you could speak French. Yeah, I'm part French. Yeah, are you? Which part? My mum.

Fine. Your turn. Yeah, this is my mum. Fine. Your turn. Yeah, this is my mum. Okay, here we go. Clint's turn at Friday Oaky. I'm sorry in advance because I came in hot. I was like, if I'm going to do this, I'm going all in. Did you get sultry in there?

Because it's a very sultry song. You be the judge. This is my Friday Oaky. Where's all my soul, sisters? Let me hear your'all flow sisters hey sister go sister soul sister flow sister hey sister go sister soul sister go sister In her stuff on the street She said, hello, hey, Joe You wanna give it a go, yo, ho, ho Kitchi, kitchi, ya, ya, da, da

Hey, hey, hey Kitchi, kitchi, ya, ya, here Here, here, yeah Mocha, choca, la, da, ya, ya Ooh, yeah Creole lady mama love Wah, wah, wah, wah Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I hate weeks like this because neither of us can sing it

and we just sound... Oh, speak for yourself. I think I owned it. Phone lines are open and we would like... Speak for yourself, I think I owned it. Phone lines are open and we would like five honest callers to call up and let us know who takes out Friday

Okie this week. Vole vuku she ava holy hell. Bree and Clint. Friday Okie! Friday Okie is where we take each other on in a singing competition and it really should stop

but it hasn't and this week we've taken on Bree's choice of Lady Marmalade God I loved this week it was so fun Bree's version

sounded like this I'm glad it's a short piece. I don't feel like that's a fair representation of how yours sounded. No, I think that's a good representation. That was the comedy outtake at the end. Yeah, I did try at the start. Yeah, I tried the whole way through. Anyway, they don't need much more airtime than that.

Let's get some votes on. Five people on the phone lines to sign Friday Oki this week. Grace is here. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi. What are your thoughts this week, Grace? I really thought you did well, Brie,

but Clint really tried. I did really try, yeah. You've got my vote. Oh, wow. Thanks, Grace. I would have thought that that sort of trying would take your vote away from me, but thank you, Grace. Kylie's here. Hey, Kylie. Hi, Grace. I would have thought that that sort of trying would take your vote away from me, but thank you, Grace.

Kylie's here. Hey, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hiya. What are you thinking for Friday Oaky this week, Kylie? I think that was an amazing song choice. Yes. I think that I'm going to have to go with Clint because it was the most exciting.

Oh, Tevo. Maybe I do like the song after all. Maybe it was a great song choice. Leah, hey. Hi, Leah. Hi. Come on, what are you thinking for Friday? I'm going for Brie because that ha ha ha was like so good.

Thanks, Leah. I appreciate it. It's the only way to get around the Frenchness of those words. Louise, hi. Hi, Louise. Hi. What do you think of a Friday Oki? Who's your vote for?

I'm going to go for Brie just because you did the gruntiness. The gruntiness. Hey, I'll take a vote for the grunt. Appreciate that, Lou. And we've arrived at tiebreak, which is fantastic. Oh, here we go. Christian, hello. Hi, Christian.

Hey, how are you doing? Good, thank you. You're going to decide the whole thing. You're going to pick the winner of Friday Okie this week. Are you up to the challenge? Are you feeling the pressure? Yeah, well, it wasn't actually me. It was my daughter, Poppy.

She made the final decision. Okay. Oh, okay. Well, give it to us. Christian, who's the winner of Friday Okie this week? We were, it was pretty close. I thought the French accent was pretty awesome. And, Clint, you did try hard.

Yeah. And we are going to go with you, Clint. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Poppy. There you go. Thanks, Poppy. Yeah, there we go. Thanks, guys.

Have a good weekend. It's an oral assault the whole family can enjoy. That's Friday Oki. We do it every week at 5 o'clock on a Friday. We've actually got big Friday Oki news to announce next week. Which is something that involves the whole country. Yeah. And we've wanted to do this for ages.

For a long time. So Monday afternoon we'll make our Friday Oki announcements. So if you love Friday Oki, this is going to be for you. And if you've... Hey, no, wait. I'm trying to hook people. Yeah, yeah, hook them in, hook them in.

And if you've always wanted to give Friday-okey a go yourself... Yeah, there you go. Now we're talking. Then this is going to be for you. Bree and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Call us up, give us your birthday. We'll put it into the system here and we'll figure out what was number one on your 16th. A Friday Birthday Banger for Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi. How are you? Hi.

Good, how are you? Good, thanks. Looking forward to the weekend, Chelsea. Oh, yeah, definitely. Always. What's your birthday, Chelsea? 28th of November, 1988. Alright, you were 16 in 2004

on the 28th of November and this is your birthday banger. That was her first, I'd pretty sure that was her first solo song after No Doubt. It was massive. It was massive, yeah. Gwen Stefani.

Do you like it, Chelsea? Oh, yeah, it could be better. Could be better, okay. It's not bad, it's not bad. It's no Rich Girl or this shit. It's Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A, yes. Hi, boss.

G'day, boss. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, boss. How are you? Yeah, pretty good, pretty good. That's good. What's it going, guys? Good, boss. How are you? Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. That's good. What's your birthday, boss? 3rd of the 7th, 1979. All right.

You were 16 in 1995 on the 3rd of July. And, boss, this is your birthday banger. Yeah. Is this okay with you, boss? Yeah, man. Yeah. That's beautiful. It is beautiful, yeah.

Everyone loves this song. Right? It's a great, great track. It is the most used Instagram caption when anyone goes and visits a waterfall, too. It is. And everyone thinks they're original when they put it up. Renee, hi. Hi, Renee.

Hi. How are you? Looking forward to the weekend, too? Oh, yeah. Big plans? Probably a sleep panel, too, maybe. Hey plans? Probably a sleep panel too, maybe. Hey, that's big plans in my book, Renee. What's your birthday, Renee?

17th of November, 1983. Right, you were 16 in 1999 on the 17th of November. And in the late 90s, this had a number one hit. What did you say this was? November 99. 99, yep. No wonder people thought the world was going to end. Music started to sound like this.

Was Crazy Frog around the same time as well? No, that was about five years after or six years after I think. Do you like your birthday banger Renee? We used to take the piss of the song and say that I'm blue,

I'm in need of a guy. Yeah. I like that, Renee. Yeah, that works too. Which one would you vote for? Which song do you think should win today? Oh, definitely mine because, you know, everyone's blue and in need of a guy, aren't they?

Yeah, fair. It is a bit of like a Friday banger too. It's a weird one though. Is it good? That shall be good to figure out. Is it good? Because I love waterfalls. Same here.

That's pretty good. Waterfalls is pretty... Wait, can we hear a little bit of each? Yeah, so blue has got the novelty factor for sure. There's a moment in time which everyone remembers this song. Yes. But then same with this. This is quintessentially

90s. If it was a Thursday or a Wednesday or a Tuesday I'd go with this. But you know what I'm saying Renee sometimes you just need

a bit of blue Eiffel 65 in your life. Oh totally. Alright, let's do it then. Here we go. Yay! You've won birthday bringer. Well done, Renee. Yeah, I can hear my kids cheering from the other end of the house.

Yes, Renee. Have a good weekend, mate. You too, guys. Here we go. Enjoy it, New Zealand. And bring it, New Zealand. Bring it, Clint. ZM. I'm blue, da ba dee da ba da I'm blue, da ba dee da ba da I have a blue house with a blue window Blue is the color I bought that I wear Blue are the streets and all the trees are blue I have a girlfriend and she is so blue

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You've got to apologise Why? We've done it again, mate Brian Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger from Eiffel 65. You've got to apologise. Why? We've done it again, mate. What did we do? We just had Boss on, whose song was TLC Waterfalls. Great song. And we didn't wish him a happy birthday for today.

We didn't even realise. Sorry, Boss. And his was Waterfalls, and we were so close to choosing Waterfalls and because it was his birthday I probably would have put it over the top. Shout out to boss. Happy birthday. Hope you have a ripper weekend.

We don't. We've got too much going on. We don't hear the date in real time. That's the problem. We're just trying to get through all the buttons and things. I've got a gift for boss.

This is the Flume remix of Eiffel 65. Dido remix? Yeah, it's pretty bootleg but have a listen. This would go off. That's awesome. Hey, if we ever bring back our DJ duo,

the Hot Mess Express, maybe we should like take old school songs and do this. You should search the video for he's covered himself in blue paint. I love him, mate. So good.

Okay, next on the show we want to talk about. Oh, there it is again. What do you think has happened, I mean, with couples? Do you think there's been an increase in engagements or a decrease? Since. Since lockdown. Oh, I see. do you think there's been an increase in engagements or a decrease? Since? Since lockdown. Oh, I see. Because obviously lockdown was a really weird period for couples

because you had to spend so much time together or you decided not to be in lockdown together at all. Well, we talked a lot about couples who broke up because of lockdown, but they were more early on relationships and they were forced into the sticky stuff before they built that foundation together. Whereas I honestly believe that people will have taken a life is too short approach coming out of lockdown.

There's a real like do it now and make it count attitude from people that I've talked to because they've gone, God, things can be taken away so quickly. Well, you'd be correct because there's a recent spike in engagement ring sales, which proves that love is in the air post lockdown. Right. That's the ring sales.

That's not the presentation of rings. So now there's a whole lot of girls and guys out there listening going, oh, I knew he had something planned. I knew it was for me. And you've just put a whole lot of undue pressure on that thing that was actually just the dinner tonight. And now they're going to be sitting there going, oh, I knew he had something planned. I knew it was for me. And you've just put a whole lot of undue pressure on that thing that was actually just the dinner tonight. And now they're going to be sitting there going, I wonder.

I really should put on a nice address then if he's going to propose to me. I should get my nails done. I should get my nails done. Yeah. I need to look surprised. I need to pretend that I'm surprised. Just how big of a spike is what I'm interested in. Okay.

Because I'm like, oh, you know, if it's 10% or, you know, give or take. Okay. Apparently, June sales are around 70% higher compared to this time last year. Yeah, right. That's a real spike. That's huge. You've got to go, if you were planning on doing it, and you're like, oh, I'll get the ring next week,

and then the country got locked down. Because we got locked down, remember, it was 48 hours. We had 48 hours. We had 48 hours to go and buy as much toilet paper as we could fit in our house. And then we were locked down. So you'd have the backlog of people going in there. But then I hope, I hope it's what I said before. I hope it's a whole lot of people going, life's too short. I love this person.

Why should I sit on this feeling any longer? I'm going to get a ring and I'm going to propose. Well, this is what I thought, but then I read further into the article and I hate to burst your bubble, but I think the real reason that there's been such a spike in engagement ring sales here in New Zealand is because what's happening around the rest of the world is that no other country's really doing as well. Well, there's a few that's doing all right, but New Zealand is doing really well. So all the businesses have opened up early and all that kind of stuff. So a lot of people are putting their trust in New Zealand businesses and they're getting stuff from here.

I don't get it. So I'm saying... Oh, overseas people are buying our rings. Yes. Oh. Apparently. See, I thought you were going to say that it was less romantic again. And because all the businesses are struggling, Walker and Hall are like,

we're having a 50% off sale. So all these guys are like, oh, shit, I thought about proposing to her. And if I can save myself a couple of bob, shit, I mean, that's two for one. Are you talking about a guy getting a ring just in case? Nah, I mean- I'll get one in the sale and then if I decide, maybe I'll get engaged. Yeah, maybe, or, shit, don't let them find the ring.

If it's a maybe just in case ring, don't let them find it. Can I ask though, because you've done this, you've bought a ring before. Where do you hide it? I intentionally made sure that I had the ring in my possession for as short amount of time as possible. So who did you give it to?

Oh, that's dangerous. No, it was a family heirloom ring. So it was passed down from my wife's auntie. Oh, you're cheap. Hey. earloom ring so it was passed down from my wife's auntie oh you're cheap and hey i got it i got it no i i had the same thought i was like oh shit this is cheap you're getting off scot-free i was like man i better pay to get it cleaned then um i got it given to me on the thursday we caught a plane on the friday yeah and i gave it to her on the saturday oh so yeah you

literally did not give yourself a chance to stuff it up. No. Yeah. No, and I was still paranoid the whole time and I kept it inside a sock

inside my jacket pocket. Inside a sock? Yeah, because I was scared that she'd see the ring box inside my jacket pocket and I didn't think that that would be less weird than if she saw a sock

inside my jacket pocket. Yeah, you're smart. Rings do strange things to men. We get very nervous. inside my chair. Yeah, you're smart. Rings do strange things to men. We get very nervous. As you would. Yeah, extremely nervous, and we start acting out of character. So just to add even more pressure to the situation, if your boyfriend is acting strange at the moment,

it's because he's going to propose to you. Don't say that. He's definitely going to propose to you. You're literally going to disappoint a lot of girls listening right now. He's definitely going to propose to you. I said there was a guy that I wanted to talk about. His name is Kenneth Feltz and he's from Colorado over in the States and he's kept a secret for 90 years.

Oh, where his treasure is buried? Oh, that'd be fun. Wouldn't that be good, eh? That would be good. On his deathbed? The treasure is buried. Oh, that'd be fun. Wouldn't that be good, eh? That would be good. On his deathbed. The treasure is... No, he's not on his deathbed, but he is 90 years old. He's a father, a grandfather.

And finally, Kenneth has come out to his friends as gay. Oh, wow. Isn't that incredible? At 90 years old? At 90 years old, he's finally announced to his friends and family, this has been me all along and I'm going to do it now. Okay. I've got a lot of questions.

Yes. So at 90 years old, has he been married? So I believe so. He was married. He's got a daughter. Her name is Rebecca. And it says here in the story that he was sharing with her something about his ex-wife. And he actually let something slip about his first love named Philip.

Right. Got it. Okay. And his daughter was like, what are you talking about? Who's Philip? Yeah. Oh, so did it come out by accident? Yeah.

Did he make it 90 years keeping this big secret? 90 years he made it. Some part of you would want it to come out. I've never had to do this sort of thing, obviously, because straight people don't have to come out. No. But I imagine part of him would want it. Absolutely.

There'd be some part of him who would want his loved ones to know. Do we know if his wife has passed away at 90 years old, if his wife has passed away? I think they've separated and they separated a while ago. And so they're still good friends though. But Philip is the man that he talks about now, who was the man he fell in love with back in the 1950s. Anyway, so he had this amazing first love with this guy named Philip

and Kenneth has come out and he's talked about Philip now. He's writing an autobiography about his life and stuff. Anyway, pretty much he put on social media about, you know, a few bits and pieces about how his first love with this guy was this guy and he's never really felt whole since. Anyway, there was this woman on social media about, you know, a few bits and pieces about how his first love with this guy was this guy, and he's never really felt whole since. Anyway, there was this woman on social media who was like, I'm going to find this guy. I was going to say, what's the go with Philip? Can we track him down?

Yeah. Anyway, this is the part of the story where it gets probably even sadder, is they found Philip, and unfortunately, he'd passed away only two years ago. Oh, my God. He just passed out. Because I was thinking at 90, the chances are'd passed away only two years ago. Oh, my God. He just passed out. That close. Because I was thinking at 90, the chances are he passed away years and years ago. But no, only two years ago.

So what's the moral of the story? I think it's never too late. No, I think it's, yeah, okay, I guess it is. It's never too late to live your true self. Yeah, that's a good motto. Yeah. I think it's carpe die too late to live your true self Yeah that's a good motto I think it's carpe diem Oh carpe diem And that goes for everything

That doesn't mean you have to come out And reveal your true self It could be if you're sitting on like half a block of chocolate And you're like I need to save some of that for tomorrow Don't save some of it for tomorrow Because otherwise You could be dead. Like Philip.

There you go, I found the moral. So philosophical. Don't, there's the moral. You could die. Don't be Philip. Yeah.

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