ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 4th 2018

Episode Date: July 4, 2018

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Turn that light off! Show commencing in 5... The baby's crowning and you've got to shoot that 8 pound watermelon! And we're away. Ladies and gentlemen, we are racing! Three, two, one, three. Caw-caw! And Clint! Geo!

On to him. Everybody say Dale! Dale! How's it going everybody? I'm good, how are you? I'm good. Hey, by the way, happy 4th of July. It's Morocco Day, baby. That's right, Independence Day for the Americans.

I lived in America for a couple of years, actually. Yeah, what for? You're on a basketball, football, softball scholarship. Why do you pick the sports that have to have the biggest girls playing in them, and then you look at me. I was horrible at basketball. It was for softball. Not much good at it anymore, but played it for a little while.

What part of the States did you live in? Florida. Oh, yeah. How does 4th of July go in Florida? Trust me. I have some 4th of Julys that I can't talk about on the radio. Because we are a day ahead, obviously, it's tomorrow that your Instagram feed is just going to be bombarded

with memes and photos of Taylor Swift having a party. In the meantime, though, just forget it's even happening because it doesn't mean anything to us at all. It was pretty good out the front here. They were giving out ice cream, peanut butter and jelly. Oh, yeah? For Fourth of July. Oh, PBJ ice cream.

It was great. Thanks for the invite. Next on the show, we have a brand new way for you to travel. Oh, PBJ ice cream. It was great. Thanks for the invite. Next on the show, we have a brand new way for you to travel. Oh, and it's free. It's a free way to travel. You don't pay with money, put it that way. Yeah, that sounds saucy, doesn't it?

If you need a ride home, this might be for you. We'll tell you about it after Demi Lovato, Bree and Clint, two minutes after four o'clock. ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, our brand new afternoon show, that's 660 and Vibes. Clint, came across this pretty cool thing that's happening in Finland.

If you like to ride for free, don't pay for taxis, don't pay for Uber. They've started up this thing where people in Finland will soon be able to ride for free as long as they're prepared to sing for their ride. Right. So apparently it's this energy company, a clean energy company that had this idea to sponsor a fleet of BMW i3 electric cars. Oh, so they're electric based cars and it's the world's first ever taxi service that you

pay for. I always thought that'd be the most punishing part of being a taxi driver, would be listening to people sing. Well, I don't think many people sing in taxis. Really? Unless you, you know. I saw a Facebook Live from you on the weekend with PJ, drunk, singing in a taxi. That was Caitlin's car.

Producer Caitlin's, oh, it was fine. All right, mate. So apparently the drivers, they're calling it the sing-along shuttle and they will not accept cash. They won't accept credit cards. They will only accept payment in the form of a song. Do you have to be a good singer? You know, it's all about the passion.

That's what I say, myself being a horrific singer? Oh, you know, it's all about the passion. That's what I say, myself being a horrific singer. But I think they actually track the metre in the car with a tracking noise level thing. Oh, so you have to reach a certain decibel level to qualify for you. Yeah, so you have to sing at the top of your lungs. Right. Imagine being the driver. That's what I'm saying. That would be such a punish, especially the drunker they get too

because the louder you get and the more off tune you get as well. So just keep in mind, this is in Finland, but we've got like a tiny grab of a few people giving it a crack. Wow, that's so weird. Those are four of my favourite Finnish songs.

Me too. Apparently a lot of drivers have quit. So, after a couple of days. We want to try something this afternoon. We're not taxi drivers. We're not Uber drivers. Although I wish sometimes I was. Not yet.

Not yet. I mean, that could be coming. But we thought we can't give away free rides, but we can give away some free fuel to, you know, get you home. So we thought if you call us right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM and you can sing for a free fuel voucher. Yeah, we'll do our own singing shuttle. It's our own version.

It's a sing-along shuttle here at Brianne Clint. It's a $100 fuel voucher. Yeah, we'll do our own singing shuttle. It's our own version. It's the sing-along shuttle here at Brian Clint. It's a $100 fuel voucher. Oh, what? That's big. And we've only got one of them. So you're going to have to sing for your life. Yeah, yeah. So it'll be best singer.

Okay, so let's rate them based on passion. Passion. Song choice. Song choice, key. And singing ability. Oh, yeah, actual talent. And talent. Let's do that.

If you lack one of those, you need to go extra hard in the other two categories, right? You can make it up with passion. 0800-DIAL-ZM. You're going to be singing live on the radio as well. It's Brie and Clint's sing-along shuttle, Jumperboard. And we'll find a winner straight after. Despacito. ZM, Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint on ZM. a winner straight after. Despacito. ZDM, Brie and Clint.

Brie and Clint on ZDM. Brie and Clint, Despacito. We were just talking about this taxi service in Finland where you pay for your taxi by singing. What a good time. Not necessarily for the driver. Maybe not early in the morning when you're on your way to work and they're like, come on, give me a bit of Britney.

But they started this service because it's a clean energy company Maybe not early in the morning when you're on your way to work. And they're like, come on, give me a bit of Britney. You know? But they started this service because it's a clean energy company and they sponsored this fleet of BMW electric cars where you literally can only pay for your taxi service by singing. So we thought, we can't pay for your taxi, but we can pay for your gas. Yes, we can fuel your ride. So lined up here, ready to go.

Three very brave competitors for Bree and Clint's first ever singing shuttle. It's the Bree and Clint's Sing Along Shuttle. Connor. Hi. Hello, Connor. Are you ready? I'm so ready. Okay, please tell us what song you will be singing in the shuttle today.

I'm going to be singing Shake It Off by Taylor Swift. Okay, a bit of T-Swift. We're going to be judging you, Connor, based on passion, song choice and singing ability. Here we go. Take it away. I stay up too late. Got nothing in my brain. Yeah, get it, girl.

That's what people say. Oh, oh. That's what people say. Oh, ooh. That's what people say. Not bad. Not bad. Hey, a lot better than me, mate. I'll give that three stars. Kieran.

No, hang on. Wait there. Wait there. Wait there. Kieran. Hello, Kieran. Representing the North Shore of Auckland. No, I'm calling from Arlington.

Oh, who cares? Even better, mate. What song are you going to be singing? I'm going to Arlington. Oh, who cares? Even better, mate. What song are you going to be singing? I'm going to rap. I'm going to do Rap God by Eminem. Oh. I like this, Kieran. Crack into it.

Do we take a rap? Yes, of course we take a rap. All right, Kieran. Give us the PG version. Take it away. Okay, but for me to rap like a computer, it must be in my jeans. I got a laptop in my back pocket.

I'll make a tentacle off in a half pocket. Got a fat nut from that rat proper and I live in a killing outfit. Ever since Phil Clinton was still in office with Monica Lewis keep filling on his and then he still is honest

but as rude as and decent as all hell syllables. You're alright, Karen. Take a breath. Take a breath. I was scared she was going to swear. Nothing like a

white person rap. Oh, come on, mate. Let's see you do a rap. That was pretty good. I wouldn't dare. I mean, you know, I had to take a breath in a rap. That was pretty good. I wouldn't dare. I mean, you know, I had to take a breath in between the rap, but that was all right. And finally, Michelle, welcome aboard the singing shuttle.

Hi. There's $100 up for grabs, all right, and it's all on you. If you do the best performance, you're going to take it home. All right. Come on, Michelle. What are you performing? The National Anthem. Oh, yes, please.

I'm keen for this, Michelle. Now, this has been butchered recently quite publicly, so I need you to do a very good job, Michelle. And when you're ready, take it away. Three, two, sorry. Oh, Michelle. Okay, she's on hold. It was so close. It's okay.

Let us deliberate. Oh, no. We have a Taylor Swift. Yes. A white girl rap. Mm-hmm. And a butchered national anthem. Oh, I thought Michelle had it. Oh, I thought she had it too. She was so close. Yes. A white girl rap and a butchered national anthem.

I thought Michelle had it. I thought she had it too. She was so close. Can I just say I'm not giving it to the rap. You're not giving it to the rap? No, I won't, ever. Well, looks like Connor has picked herself up a $100 fuel voucher. Connor, you've got $100. Holy heck, thank you.

That's awesome. And all for embarrassing yourself on the radio, mate. Nice work. It's as easy as that. Next, your chance to go and see Drake live. If you hear a Drake track, you need to get on the phone to us. 0800 dial ZM straight away. Plus your other little mission that you've got going at the moment.

That's right. I need to get into my inspirational zone. We're looking for garlic bread chips. We have the person who's helping us. We're going to check in with them next. ZM, Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. That's Robinson and nothing to regret. So yesterday, Clint,

I came to you and the people with a dream. That dream was to get those garlic bread chips that are over in Australia right now here to New Zealand for us and the people to indulge in. A thinly veiled self-serving project on your first week on a nationwide radio station. She says she's going to give some out to the people as well.

Yet to be seen. We've been flooded with people jumping on board. They want to help. They want to bring these chips to New Zealand and we need to get them here. We have one VIP chip mule in particular who goes by the name of Sunny. Sunny, come in.

Hello. Hello, hello. What is your status right now? Currently, I am in the departure lounge about to board a plane about 20 minutes time to go to Sydney. This is big, Sunny. Do they suspect anything?

Do the people in New Zealand know what your mission is? I kind of think they do. There was like dogs hanging around me and all sorts of stuff going on. I think they're like pre-taking my photos and stuff like that. You're going to need to rise above it. Just rise above that, Sonny, and just get your head in the game. I thought this afternoon, as you're about to board the plane, I can give you a bit of a pump-up inspirational speech. Oh, sounds good.

Please. All right. Are you ready, Sonny? I'm all ears. Click off the inspirational music. Sonny, I know what you're probably thinking. This is the biggest opportunity and moment of your whole life. And I know we've set you a massive task, but Sonny, my mum once told me, if you're going to dream, then dream big.

Chase those dreams and don't let anyone, not even customs, get in the way to hold those garlic bread chips in our hands. We'll smell them together. We will taste them together. And we here in New Zealand deserve the right to indulge ourselves together. We here at the Bree and Clint Show will be the vessel. And Sonny, you are the captain, the leader in this charge, this journey to bring those garlic bread chips home.

Some were born great, others achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them. But Sonny, you were born to just pretty much bring those garlic bread chips home to us here in New Zealand. Oh, I'm pretty choked up, man. It was beautiful. So Sunny, you go get those chips

and you bring them back to New Zealand for the people, for us, well, mainly us. Bring those chips home. That's it. That's all. That was it.

No, you're done. I'm done. Sunny, how are you feeling? I'm absolutely overwhelmed. Now I know what it's like when you go to the Olympics. Yeah. This is your Olympic moment. Sunny, we need you to get on that plane with your empty suitcase of the Olympics and stuff. Yeah. This is your Olympic moment. Sunny. This is my Olympic moment.

We need you to get on that plane with your empty suitcase and we'll see you when you make it home safely, okay? Absolutely. And Sunday, I'll see you then.

Sunny, the true hero of New Zealand. We love you. Rusting herself upon you. Godspeed. Brie and Clint on ZDM.

ZDM, Brie and Clint, that's Drex Project and only us. So Clint, I moved to New Zealand about five or six months ago and I was loving the summer here. It's beautiful. You came at the most beautiful time of year. You came just at the end of January. It was a great time. Yeah. And then

slowly, progressively it's gotten colder and colder and now I pretty much know how Rose felt when she was on that big door at the end of Titanic. You know, when she was... I'll never let go, Jack. She nearly died because she was so cold. And then she let him go.

It's getting bloody cold. It's getting bloody cold. And I feel, because you're an Australian, I feel like a weird... Like I feel a bit guilty about it. This is a particularly cold winter. It is? Yeah. Okay.

Like as far as winters go, this is one of the crappier ones. Because you and I travelled down to Invercargill. Because I want you to have a good impression of our country. I want you to be like, yeah, it's great. I am loving New Zealand. Okay, good, so long as you do. But at night time, I do get very chilly and I thought to myself, I need to come up with some nifty ways, some heating hacks maybe

for the person, you know, that's getting pretty cold at night time. For someone who feels the cold, right. Exactly right. This will be good for a lot of people, especially students and flats at the moment who are heating their apartments with dodgy heating methods. So these are people like me who are poor that probably necessarily doesn't have, you know, central heating. Yeah. These are my heating hacks for you.

Nice, lay them on me. This afternoon. Number one, you can preheat your pyjamas. So I'm thinking wrap them around a hot water bottle or just put them into your bed where the electric blanket is and then when you put them on, they're toasty. There you go. It's getting hot in here.

What about number two? Do a hot lap. As in get in your car, do a hot lap around, you know, maybe Chuck and Manny down the street and you can pretty much get warm in the car. Toasty. What, like turn the heaters on? Yeah. Or just get rich enough to buy a car that's got heated seats.

They're good. I've got those. Sometimes it feels like you've weed yourself. All right. When your butt warms up too much. How rich are you, mate? You're just wiping your bum with money, are you? I get it.

Number three, move to Ibiza. Yeah, the thing I like about these is they're practical. They're super practical. They're easy to execute. Anyone can do them. Well, this one is more practical. If you're a family of four living on a budget, move to Ibiza. Here's my heating hacks for you guys.

Number four, eat a really hot curry or soup. That actually works. So why do people in India eat a hot curry when they're already hot? Because they don't feel the heat like we do. Okay, all right. It's not the same for them. Eat a hot curry. Good. Mate, I've seen you eat a curry and you were sweating up a storm. Don't even lie about it. Number five, my hot tips, heat your entire lounge room by turning the oven on and just leave the door open. No. And I say no as someone who has a sister in Otago at the moment at university.

They do that. It's brilliant. You'll burn the oven out. You'll use so much power and you could set the house on fire. Or even better, sit in the laundry and just turn the dryer on. Those things don't cost any money at all. Mate, do you know how warm a burning house is? That's very true.

Here's my number one tip. Buy a bloody heater, you cheap bar. Looking for some hot stuff, baby, it's a CDM. There you go, perfect. Brie and Clint on CDM. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Word on the street, already the best segment going around New Zealand radio. Really?

That's what the people are saying. Really? Yep. Wow, that's quick. I know, it's been on for two days. Very simple game. The beauty of it is anyone can play. Literally anyone can play.

It doesn't have to be your birthday. You call us up, you tell us what your birthday is and we figure out what song was actually at the top of the charts on your 16th birthday. Yeah. Then we deliberate and we play the best one out of those songs. And the birthday banger chooses you. You can't choose your birthday banger.

Let's meet our contestants today. Jimmy. Kia ora. Hello mate. How you going? Very well. What's your birthday Jimmy? The 18th of the 4th 1999. Alright Jimmy, you were ora. Hello, mate. How you going? Very well. What's your birthday, Jimmy? The 18th of the 4th, 1999. All right, Jimmy, you were 16 in 2015 on the 18th of April, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, too fast. Not a too bad song at all.

Not too bad at all, Jimmy. It's a ripper. It is quite new, so it's like... Charlie Puth, see you again. Yeah, I thought of a newish banger. Yeah, a newish kind of classic. Yeah. It was massive off the back of the tragic death of Paul Walker.

Oh, we had to go there, didn't we? Well, I'm just saying. Renee. Hello, Renee. Hello. How you doing? I'm good, how are you guys? Very well, Renee.

What's your birthday? 11th of the 7th, 84. Okay, Renee, you were 16 on the 11th of July, the year 2000, and this was Topping the Charts. Woo! Oh, now we're talking. Oh, Bomb Funk MCs, Renee. Awesome.

Do you remember being 16 to this song? Maybe slightly. You sound disappointed. No, no. It was a little while ago. Okay, wait there, wait there. The birthday banger chooses you, Clinton. That's how it is.

Cherie. Hello, Cherie. Hi, how are you? Good. What's your birthday? 29th of July, 85. Okay, Cherie, you were 16 in 2001 on the 29th of July, and this is your birthday banger.

Oh, Cherie. Shaggy. It's Mr Bombastic himself. Shaggy! Awesome. How do you feel about that? Renee was disappointed with Bombfunk MCs. How do you feel about getting Shaggy?

Shaggy's a classic. You can't beat Shaggy. I do love Shaggy. I don't know if it's his best though. No, it's far from his best. What are we going to play? Does he have a best? What are we going to play? We've got a song from the year 2000 in Bomb Funk MCs. We've got Jimmy's Fast and Furious track.

See You Again, Charlie Puth. And we've got Angel by Shaggy. My vote is the Bomb Funk MCs, baby. Even though Renee wasn't really that into it? I mean, you know, she still wins, so that's something. Renee, if we were to play your birthday banger, could you at least pretend to be excited for us? I'm happy, I'm happy.

I love Bomb Funk MCs. That's it, Renee. It's your birthday banger this afternoon. tend to be excited for us? I'm happy, I'm happy. I love Bombfunk MCs. That's it, Renee. Congratulations. It's your birthday back in this afternoon. Brie and Clint. He's the Bombfunk MCs. ZM.

Yeah! Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM. Brie and Clint. Dennis Lloyd and Nevermind. We're your brand new drive home on ZM.

Is your relationship making you fat? That's the question we're asking. Well, when I used to be in a relationship, because I'm freshly single, I used to say that was the reason. You could blame it on that then. And now I've got no bloody excuse, do I? Well, there's been a study done. A study?

Oh, I love me a study. Yeah, how good's a study? It's another Bree and Clint study. Bloody love a study. Great. So now there's stats to make me a study. Yeah, how good's a study? It's another Bree and Clint study. Bloody love a study. Great. So now there's stats to make me feel worse. So this has been done by the University of Queensland. That's the university I went to.

It's not a minor study either. It's a dump. Is it really? No, it's actually beautiful. I never went though. I was going to say, well, maybe we discredit their information then. They've studied 15,000 people. That's a lot. It never went though. I was going to say, well, maybe we discredit their information then. They've studied 15,000 people. That's a lot.

It's a lot. They've done it over 10 years to try and figure out if being in a relationship actually makes you put on weight. Okay. Or if it's all in your mind. If it's just another thing you're blaming your partner for. This is really going to upset a few people. Why? What's the stats?

The study found that couples who were in a long-term relationship. And what's long-term, do they say? Like living together a couple of years. It covers all of those ones. De facto, really. Right. So you can be married. It doesn't matter.

As long as it's a permanent thing. Mm-hmm. Nothing's permanent, mate. All right, cynical separated person. On average, 5.8 kilos heavier than their single counterparts. 5.8 kilos. That's a lot. Get this.

They said that people who are in couples, on average, gain 1.8 kilos a year. What? Until when? They die? Until they get so fat that they die. That's ridiculous. They did give some reasoning for it. They said that the reason is

when you're in a relationship, it comes with certain responsibilities and one of those responsibilities is set meal times and you share a meal together so you eat more regularly. You'll have dinner together every night when you're in a relationship. You know, you won't miss it. You won't just... There's you share a meal together, so you eat more regularly. You'll have dinner together every night when you're in a relationship.

You know, you won't miss it. You won't just... There's never skipping a meal. No, you won't just grab a bite to eat on the go. You'll sit down and you'll have a meal together all the time. You have less time to exercise. Is that right?

Also, also, they said that when you're in the company of another person, as a human being, you're more likely to eat a larger portion. They didn't say why, but if you eat around somebody else, your portion size is going to be bigger. So for that reason, you're more likely to eat a larger portion. They didn't say why, but if you eat around somebody else, your portion size is going to be bigger. So for that reason, you gain more weight. Nah, my portion size is always big, mate.

Always. And especially if you're dating a feeder. You know there's those people who are feeders? I'm a feeder. I'm an eater. And I may be dating a feeder. Lucy, my wife, is a very, very good cook. Oh, it makes sense now, looking at you. That extra 5.8 kilos.

So, the unfortunate thing about this, if you want to stay fit in a relationship, you have to not eat together. And don't be in one. Pretty simple. Good news for you, though. Yeah, why am I single but I'm still fat? You've only been single for two weeks.

I guess. No. Oh, and I mean, and you're not fat. That's what I was meant to say. Oh, nice. Very nice. Charlie Puth, this is attention. ZM, Brie and Clint.

Need a donut. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, that's Maroon 5 and Cardi B. It's called Girls Like You. Clinton, how good is the FIFA World Cup right now? You love your football, don't you? I do love some football and I love Ricky Martin. It's a perfect combo.

It's a great combo. I can hear my mum salivating as soon as Ricky Martin plays. The FIFA World Cup. We're down to the quarterfinals. The teams that are still in it, Uruguay and France, are going to play each other. Brazil and Belgium. Russia versus Croatia.

How are the Kiwis going? Yeah, they went all right. And Sweden and England after that nail-biting Colombian game where England won it out in the penalty shootout. My favourite thing, Clint, about the FIFA World Cup is the different types of commentators that you get. Oh, yeah. So, of course, you get your English-speaking commentators,

which goes like this. And for Pedro. Pedro. Good cross, Messi. He's a goal-matter, isnpper isn't he Oh he's got to go Oh Oh Surely good job

Surely good sir That's a great goal Great effort Great goal Well done And then you have your other commentators Who just get really passionate I think he might have scored a goal, actually. That is impressive.

I love it. I think it's amazing. The more passionate, the better. Yeah. And I think this afternoon, you and I should give our commentating skills a crack. You want to give the goal thing a go? With who can do the best and longest goal.

Are you up for it? I'm up for it. Let me just build a bit of a scene. We can get a bit of stadium noise. Both of us have been a little bit sick. No excuses. You need some lung capacity. No excuses.

I mean, I've... Do you want to go first? No, I want you to go first. Oh, okay. I'm going to throw you into this, okay? You're going to hear it start. Yes. And I will time it for you, okay?

First of all, how long do you think you've got in you for your longest goal? 20 seconds. 20 seconds. Yep. Okay, here we go. You'll know when it starts. Goal! 10 seconds.

15 seconds. 21 seconds. 21 seconds. I nearly passed out. But what a goal. 21 seconds. 21 seconds on the timer. Clint Roberts, are you ready?

I'm as ready as I'm going to be. Here we go. Kick off the commentation. Go for it. I feel like I need to take a breath. Hang on. Oh, no. You look like you're struggling already. Ten. No. You look like you're struggling already. 10.

It's as red as a beetroot. You're getting up there. 20. Mate. 27. 27? That means you've taken it out. Why couldn't you have told me at 23 that I had the victory?

I think I almost burst a blood vessel. I just wanted to see how red you'd get. That was a good time. Are you alright? I'm okay, yeah. I think you burst a capillary in your eye. You burst a poo-poo valve. I'm 100.

Dial ZM. Can you do better than 27 seconds? We want to hear your best goal. How good if we actually get a South American person too? I'd love to hear that. Maybe you can do the commentary beforehand as well. We would like all that. We'll kick off the commentary,

and then if you think you can beat Clint's longest goal, you'll be the winner this afternoon here at ZM. 0800 dial ZM. He's Tiesto. She says she joined Brie and Clint

on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. That's Tiesto and Post Malone. It's called Jackie Chan. The FIFA World Cup, mate. It's on. It's great.

I feel like you'd just say that so you can hear this Ricky Martin song. That might be the reason. Could be the reason. We're down to the quarterfinals. I've been watching. The commentating is my favourite bit. And I'm loving the long goals that they yell out. That was a real goal from a real game too. That's a real piece of commentating.

We just smashed that guy. You smashed him. He got eight seconds. You got 21 seconds. I got what? 27. 27. That's the time we're looking to beat here this afternoon at ZM.

We're looking for New Zealand's longest goal. Barbara, do you have it in you? I think so. I think so. I'll try. Come on, Barb. Give it to us. I have an South American thing inside of me, so.

I hope so. Where are you from, Barbara? Argentina. Oh, that's a good time. I know, I know. But we recently got out of the World Cup, so I'm not very happy. That's all right.

You take your anger out on us. Here we go. Get the stadium ready for you. Yeah, Bree's got the timer. You'll know when to come in. Here you go. Alaria viene. Y el cinto por el dinero.

Goal! Goal! Keep going, Bob. Oh, that's it. 12 seconds. She's out on the 12. Barbara, you did a 12. No.

No. Hey, better than the commentator, Barbara. Wait there. Libby, welcome to New Zealand's longest goal. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. All right. Let's do it, Libby.

Let the commentator bring you in. Goal! She sounds like she's fallen off a cliff. Keep going, Libby. It's fallen off a cliff. Keep going, Libby. It's a really big cliff. Oh, she's coming back. She's coming back. Keep going.

19 seconds. Mate, hang there. You're in the lead. Mate. Olivia. Olivia. Olivia. Olivia. Oh, she's reached the biggest stage and she's choked. That's okay.

Tracy, hello. Hello. Are you ready, Trace? Let's do it. You're the final one. Okay. The time to beat is? The time to beat is 19 seconds.

All right. Can she do it? Wait to come in. Here we go. Oh, no. It's not a confident start. She's shaking. Oh, she's waving.

Oh, solid. She could have it here. Keep going, Trace. Get in there, Trace. Keep going, Trace. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Is she on loop?

Oh, my God. Oh, my god. Is she on loop? Oh my god! 34 seconds! That deserves a bit of Ricky Martin. Tracy. Did you hear your time? No. 34 seconds. Yeah. Are you okay? time? No. 34 seconds.

Yeah. Are you okay? No. No. There you go. Oh, my God. It doesn't get better than that. Now you know how to do it.

Brie and Clint. ZM, it's up past five. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. It's brand new music. I like that. That is Martin Garrix and Carleed. It's called Ocean.

Clint, I was thinking about the other day, us as females, we go through some everyday life problems that you guys would probably not really understand. No, and a lot of us are not keen to know about either. And I'm glad you don't because, like, wearing a bra all day, you will never know how good the feeling is taking that bra off at night. I've seen it on, not on your face, but. Let's hope not. On the faces of loved ones.

I bet you have. And I'm happy for them as they experience that euphoria, rush through their under breast. I think happy for you, mum. That is rough. I thought that when I saw your mum do that too. I thought I'd take this moment this afternoon to educate some of the males around New Zealand

about some of the problems us as ladies go through. Okay. And to do that, I thought I would write down some of these problems and then I would get some of the guys from around the office here to voice them. Oh, you got the men to take it? Yeah, to make it more relatable. And I like to call this hashtag girl problems. I could make a wig out of the hair from my bathroom floor. Hashtag girl problems.

When you taste love bathroom floor. Hashtag girl problems. Just got crumbs stuck down my bra. Who knows how long they'll be stuck down there. Hashtag girl problems. The first time you stay over at your boyfriend's house and you really need to use the bathroom. Hashtag it's a number two. Hashtag girl problems. Clint, I found a whole apple crumble down my bra last night. Yeah? I don't know how long it'd been down there. How did that go? Between the euphoria of the feeling of the bra coming off

and realising you had free apple crumble. Let's just say, it was a delicious time. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Humble. Let's just say it was a delicious time. I feel glorious, glorious. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, Drax Project. We are the newest radio show in New Zealand. We're the new kids on the block.

We're the freshest of the fresh. We've been on air for three days. Three days? Three days. Literally three days. Two and a half days. Kind of like moving into a new neighbourhood. And when you move into a new neighbourhood,

you have to introduce yourself to all your neighbours. Well, you should. Not everybody does. Some people just move in, pretend they're not there. You know, board up the windows, start cooking their meth. They start flinging dog poo over the fence. Not us. Not us. We're the friendliest neighbours you could get.

What we're doing is we're calling around our neighbours, our neighbours being the other radio shows that are on at the same time as us, introducing ourselves, getting to know them. Now, Brie, I've been doing Radio New Zealand for a while. Yeah, all right, mate. Turn it up. So what I'm saying is I know a lot of these people. I'm so good.

We get it. How else are we going to get their phone numbers? No, it's good. How else are we going to get Jono's phone number? I like that you've got friends here in radio. I've got a friend who when I first started working in radio, she was there and she asked me to photocopy her boobs. Great.

She said, oh, new kid, hold the printer. Is this a true story? This is a true story. And she flopped them out and then she photocopied them. That's so inappropriate of your mum to do that. Not my mum. The person I'm talking about is JJ Feeney. Yes, the queen of radio in New Zealand.

She's an afternoon person as well. Should we give her a call? I'd love to give her a call. We gave her a call just before the show today to introduce ourselves. And this is JJ. Hello? JJ. Hello? JJ. Yeah. It's Clint. Hey, how are you? Yeah, good.

How are you? Good. What's happening? I'm calling to introduce you to Brie. Hi, JJ. Hi, Brie. You as well, with Jase, we're all in the new drive show category together. We're all neighbours. Oh, that's right. We are all close. Oh my god, I the new drive show category together. We're all neighbours. Oh, that's right. We are both.

Oh, my God, I didn't even think about that. We're all station jumping, dirty, multi-radio station drive host announcers. Well, yes, that's true. So, free plug time. Is there anything you want to promote about your show on More FM with Jason Gunn on our show? What's on the show today, JJ? Oh, you guys. We're serious.

What? We thought we'd spread the love, JJ. You shouldn't be promoting me. In fact, you shouldn't even be talking to me. No, I know, and that's why we're doing it. Because there's this weird rule that you're not allowed to talk to each other. So we thought, screw it, we're new, let's just introduce ourselves. It's a courteous thing to

do. Well, it's great to talk to you. I know a bit about you, Clint, having worked with you in the past. What's a bit of goss on Clint? Well, he's matured a bit, so the stories I have on him are before Clint. But now he's boring and married. Let's just

say JJ's garden was fertilised by my vomit more than once. Oh, jeez. Poor JJ. Yeah, that's so true. You're a horrible neighbour. Hey, well, if you do want to promote our show, we have this thing called the $100,000 Pop Quiz at 10 to 5 where we give away, you know.

That's so interesting. We've got the $250,000 Pop Quiz. Okay, we've got Amy Shark. We're going to play a little game with her and one of her fans. We had her yesterday. Yeah, I know you had her yesterday. We saved her for a day just so that, you know. Yeah.

That's actually exciting. That's cool. I don't know why. All right, that's pretty good plugs for your show. Can you do some plugs for our show? Because obviously you're in Christchurch. We're looking to get big in Christchurch as well. Will you do a plug for us with Jase?

Sure. What would you like us to talk about? Well, when do you want us to come on the show? We've got heaps of time. Well, you've got heaps of time this afternoon. You're not doing anything. Maybe you could get Bree to photocopy your boobs like you got me to do. Totally in.

Yeah, I've also matured and I don't do that. JJ, good to catch up as neighbours. Thanks for taking our call. It's so nice to meet you. Yeah, same, Bree. Thanks. And see you, Clint. I still love you even though we're now CS Computers.

Now that we're mortal enemies. Love you too, JJ. Bye. Bree and Clint on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint, your brand new drive home. Also brand new Kygo and Imagine Dragons, Born To Be Yours. I really like that. It makes a single girl like me very sad.

Why? Because. Born To Be Yours. It's like a nice song. That just reminds me that I'm alone. Has it got you thinking about your ex? I had to, and I did this as a friend, mute Breeze X on Instagram the other day. Can we not talk about that?

How embarrassing. Oh, sorry. Well, no, no, because you didn't want to unfollow her. No, because I've got my pride. Also, also when you break up with someone and their Instagram is private, if you unfollow them, you're out. That's pretty much it. There is no stalking.

Probably the healthy thing to do. Yes. To block yourself from them. But, you know, human nature. That's actually a good tip, though. You can mute someone, even if you don't want to unfollow someone, even if it's not your ex, but you're just so sick of their stuff. You didn't know about that, eh?

I didn't know about that. No, no. So this is a very good trick. For anybody who you don't want to unfollow but you want to silence in your life, maybe they're an ex, maybe they're someone you work with and you just don't like them

but you don't want that uncomfortable thing of them going, oh my God, did you unfollow me? You can mute them. Go to their profile. Go to the top right-hand side of the screen. There's a drop-down arrow and you click mute. You can then choose to mute their posts, mute their story, or mute everything altogether.

Have you unfollowed all of your exes now that you're married? Yep. Well, I don't know, actually. You don't know? I know I don't. Let's check now, live on the radio. I know I don't. Let's say all of their names and check.

I only have two Xs. Do you still? I definitely don't follow the first one. Oh, this is so embarrassing. What if you still follow them and they don't follow you? Oh, let's check. It flashed up. You know the follow?

I don't follow her. You know that button there? When I went to it initially and I loaded the page, it said follow back. But then it quickly changed to follow. Does that mean that they... Wait, wait, let me see. Let me see the profile.

Don't say the name. She doesn't want the name out there. Okay, hold on. She doesn't want anybody to know that she was associated with me. I didn't know you dated Susie Kader. It's not Susie Kader. You wish. I think you'll find that's a bodybuilder.

Is it? She's very impressive, yeah. Why are we doing this? What is going on? I don't even know what happened. What is going on? We're meant to do something else. I was going to talk about toilets.

Let's go to a song. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM. Brie and Clint, that's Ed Sheeran and Happier. Well, you won't normally, you won't hear this often from us, but we've got some toilet hacks. Well, one in particular. Just a bit of toilet advice from your old mate

Clint. I was actually with you when this happened to you. Yeah, we went to Melbourne last week, week before, don't know. And you took us to a very hipster restaurant. My favourite all-time restaurant. If you're ever in Melbourne, trust me, go to Chin Chin. It's amazing.

We were there having dinner with Ross Boss and a couple of people. I got up to go to the toilet. And I don't know if you know this about men's toilets, but usually if you're not going to use a urinal and you use a cubicle, but you're just going number ones, quite often you'll leave the door open. So I got into this toilet and there were no urinals. That is such a weird thing for a woman to comprehend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But your back is to the outside world. So it doesn't matter. It's quicker. It also signifies to anybody else in the bathroom, hey, I'm not going number twos. Because if you're a man and you use a stall, then you probably need to go number twos. But if you leave the door open and you're doing a casual you use a stall, then you probably need to go number twos.

But if you leave the door open and you're doing a casual number one with the door open, it says, hey, guys, everything's cool. I'm cool. I'm not doing a mid-dinner number two. Does it also say that, hey, I'm a bit self-conscious, hence why I can't go in the urinal? Yeah, it does. Do you have a sneaky look? No.

Have you ever seen a famous person's one? Yes. Who? Sir Howard Morrison. You won't know him. The late, great Sir Howard Morrison. I was going to say, he sounds a bit- Not because I looked at it at a ur person's one? Yes. Who? Sir Howard Morrison. You won't know him. The late, great Sir Howard Morrison. I was going to say, he sounds a bit... Not because I looked at it in a urinal, by the way.

Well, where else did you see it? I saw it in the showers at the local swimming pools in Rotorua. What? Yeah, it was just... You know how older people... Yes. In the gym showers, in the swimming pool showers, go full nakey? Yeah, I know

Yeah so I just walked in And there is Sir Howard Morrison himself Living legend at the time His tackle Yeah Was it a big tackle? I don't know Don't want to be disrespectful either

Anyway Where was I? Oh yeah I was going to the toilet in Melbourne With the door open And I looked above And I said There's no urinal in this room.

So this was mid-wee? Mid-wee. And I look above the cistern and there's a sign there that says, please close door. I was like, all right. Well, I'm in doing my business now, but late. Can't take a hand. Well, you can't really turn around or else it's going to go everywhere. No, I can't take a hand off because, yeah. So I was like, okay, I know for next time. You need to control. I finish my thing and I do up my thing and I put away my thing

and I do up my thing in that order. You're frank and beans. I turn around. There's two women standing behind me. What? It turns out this hipster restaurant that you took us to runs a unisex toilet set up. Right.

And that's why they said to keep the door closed. That's why they said to keep the door closed because there were ladies queuing for the toilet. So all of a sudden, me not realising, I thought I was in the men's toilet. You've turned into a predator. I've turned into an absolute toilet predator. So if you're going to a hipster restaurant, just be aware. You may be, and I don't know if it's a cost-cutting exercise. I don't know if it's a cool thing. I don't know if it's

meant to be a sexy thing. I don't know what it is. It's not... That's why you went to jail that night.