ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 4th 2019

Episode Date: July 4, 2019

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Hey guys, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. We've just finished the actual show and we're just doing the podcast stuff. How's everybody feeling out there? I'm good. You're good. You're very relaxed. Clint literally has his legs spread across. I don't even know how to explain it. Not in a nice way. You look really comfy.

Alright, you don't have to look. It's like when someone's got big boobies and they go, and they go, my my faces up here? Yeah, I know. You don't have to look. What comparison am I trying to make? No, I know what you mean. I know what you mean.

You just look really relaxed, and I'm envious, to be honest. You just look chilled as Buzzy. Is everyone here nervous about walking to the car park tonight because of what happened? Oh, this is freaky. So, yeah, crossed the road from work. There's an apartment building and a big piece of it fell off today. It sounds so silly.

10, maybe 12 stories high as a 40 kg panel. Yeah. You're not right under where we walk. Really deadly stuff. It's shut down the whole centre of Auckland. Yeah. It's screwed. I'm not worried about walking to my car Because I didn't park up there today

But you guys did And everyone's trapped inside the car parking building They can't get out It's a nightmare It is Auckland is a literal nightmare It is Have you thought about that?

It's too expensive to live You can't get anywhere Everything's one way Everything What? The one way streets Oh and the city And the main city is all one way streets

Not everywhere. Only some. It's still annoying. You come from Christchurch. Yeah, true. The home of one-way streets. Yeah. Yeah, true.

I didn't even think about that. You know what? I'm going to edit this. I love one-way streets. Yeah. Honestly, I'm out of juice So should we just start the podcast Yeah

Alright here we go Enjoy everybody ZM Let's go Now let me see you dance ZM's Brie And Clint

Woo Good everybody Brie and Clint No Brie She's on Celebrity Treasure Island But today On the show Another chance for you

To get to Sydney To the special preview screening of Disney's The Lion King if you answer your phone with this I'd love a really

like really impassioned one today like a real powerful something from the heart yeah yeah right we're gonna stop everything at work

and just go for it yeah just go for it we Yeah, just go for it. We'll make that call later on, so make sure you're near your phone, only if you've registered too at ZM Online. Before then, if you've been having trouble with your Instagram, your Facebook, even your WhatsApp app today, you're not alone. I personally have reset the internet four times, reset my phone, deleted the app, reinstalled the app, turned my phone on,

turned my phone off, gone off the Wi-Fi, everything, and nothing has worked. Yeah, everything. It's not your fault, okay? Producer Ellie, the techno wizard of this show. Oh, thank you. Sorry, Ben. You're a techno apprentice.

She's got the facts on what's been going on and whether it's fixed for you next. After Pink, here's Walk Me Home, thank you. That's me. You're a techno apprentice. She's got the facts on what's been going on and whether it's fixed for you next. After Pink, here's Walk Me Home, ZM. Something in the way you roll your eyes. Bray and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Today, the internet took a step back in time to when

it sounded more like this. Hello? Mum, I'm on the internet. Hello? Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp, basically everything you use to send your messages on this morning just was not working.

Was it, Producer Ellie? It was not. It was like the world was falling in, you know? I got a package delivered to my house today from Bree. And I assumed it was a gift for the baby, but it was addressed to Bree. So she sent me a package, but she addressed it to herself. So I didn't want to rip straight into it.

So I sent her a photo and I was like, is this from you or for you? Yeah, yeah. And she's like, what is it? I can't see it. And we tried every single app to send the message and it just wouldn't work. That is so annoying. And it wasn't just for us, right?

It was for everybody. It happened to me as well. I tried to send a picture to my mum. She's like, I can't read it. What's wrong? I was like, oh no, I don't know. Did you do the real rude thing where you assumed it was her fault because she's old

initially I was like but then I realised and it wasn't just the wifi because that was the first thing you sent us a meme this morning via chat and you must have thought we all ignored you

but I couldn't see it so I just ignored it but it said to me that everyone had seen it yeah because I'd seen it but I hadn't seen it I was like alright cool someone's not feeling

my meme chat this morning nah but great meme though loved it yeah no they had Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram all owned by the same people they went down today I was like, all right, cool. Someone's not feeling my meme chat this morning. Great meme though. Loved it. Yeah, no, they had Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram all owned by the same people. They went down today. They've come out and said it was during one of our routine maintenance operations. We triggered an issue that is making it difficult for some people to upload or send photos and videos.

So quite an issue because we all share videos, photos. That's what we use those things for mainly, communicating. But it actually kind of uncovered something. And if you're like a web developer, you're probably going to be like, oh yeah, whatever. That's pretty simple. But basically what it revealed is because the pictures weren't showing,

it was showing underneath there what tags Facebook associate to each picture. So for algorithm wise. Background data stuff. Yeah. So like pictures coming up with things like may contain smiling mountain outdoor nature. If there was like a profile pic example and it says your profile photo image may contain and it listed the person's name.

Like so this is the back end of how they start identifying your face. This stuff really freaks me out. Even now when I put up a photo and it does auto-tagging, I'm like, bruh. Yeah. How do you know? How do you know? You get notifications and it's like,

you may be in this photo. Do you want to tag yourself? And I'm like, holy moly. But it'll find someone way in the background. Yeah. Like, you're barely in the photo. People would have been busted by that. Yeah, definitely.

Like, it'll go, oh, yeah, if you want to tag them, tag them. And then someone sees it and they go, I didn't know that you were at such and such wedding on such and such day. Oh, yeah. Like, you'll go, oh yeah, if you want to tag them, tag them. And then someone sees it and they go, I didn't know that you were at such and such wedding on such and such day with such and such. Exactly. Is it all fixed now?

So now about three hours ago they tweeted saying, sorry, it's all fixed now so you should be okay now when you're on the old social media. Sorry, Instagram. The one platform

that they don't own. Yeah, ironically, Instagram tweeted saying, sorry for the inconvenience, it's up and running now. So it should be fine. But God, what a moment that was. What a moment that was, God.

We had to get off our phones. It was frigging awful. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Anyone who has trouble sleeping, listen up, because there may now be a solution for you. Matthew McConaughey, star of True Detective. Everything. Foolism, Fool's Gold.

Dallas Buyers Club. Yep. Interstellar. Interstellar. Heaps. Heaps of stuff. He's famous. He is the new voice of the meditation app Calm.

All right, all right. All right, all right, all right. So they've used his voice basically to put people to sleep. Is that a compliment if someone contacts you and go, hey, bro, we reckon your voice is perfect to put people to sleep? That's a very good point. It's almost offensive, isn't it? Yeah.

He does have a great voice, though. Yeah. And what they've done is, I think they've got him to read an audio book. Yeah, they have a full audio book. So you put Matthew McConaughey in your earbuds before you go to sleep, and it's meant to help you drift off. We've got a sample of it here. Have a full audio book. So you put Matthew McConaughey in your earbuds before you go to sleep, and it's meant to help you drift off. We've got a sample of it here. Have a listen to this.

See if it is relaxing. If it is, I mean, pull over. Yeah, she is. But check it out. This is Matthew McConaughey. Well, hello there. I'm Matthew McConaughey, and tonight I'll be reading a special sleep story called Wonder.

Before we begin, as you settle in under the covers with your head easing into the pillow and your body sinking into the mattress, I'd like you to let your mind drift with me for just a minute. Let's ask the question. How often do we ponder the depth of the present moment? It's all right. What? No, it's all right is what I'm saying. It's okay.

It actually is quite relaxing. No, it is. It is. But is that because of the music? Yeah, you're giving McConaughey too much credit. I could do this. This is the thing. I'm a registered voice artist as well.

I could do this. Okay. It's just what he's done is He's got relaxing music behind it Yeah And then they've Boosted the bass on it To make him sound more You know

Like to make it Because that's Vibrating you In fact I have done it Of course you have I've already done it So Yeah

You can choose McConaughey Or you can choose me Okay Okay And you be the judge As to which one You think is better I choose okay and you be the judge as to which one you think is better I choose Matthew

no you haven't even heard mine okay so I'll give you a chance here you go here we go New Zealand this is my attempt to put you to sleep

well hello there I'm Clinton Roberts and tonight I'll be reading a special sleep story called Wonder. Before we begin, as you settle under the covers with your head easing into the pillow and your body sinking deeper into the mattress, I'd like you to let your mind drift with me

for just a minute. Let's ask the question, how long can I, Clint Roberts, drag this stupid Matthew McConaughey parody out before anybody realises I didn't come up with anything else for the show today.

I'm literally talking about nothing. In fact, I'm not even here. I recorded this last week. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Go to Hollywood and get some Spy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.

Spy.co.nz. Two really interesting stories today, Dean. I want to start with the Gwyneth Paltrow being compared to the new Fyre Festival story. What's going on there? Here's what happened. Gwyneth Paltrow launched a very exclusive wellness retreat. Okay, two days, you know, mind, body, soul. It was $6,000 a head.

Very fancy, very fabulous. It was pitched as this two days with Gwyneth. You know, there'll be spiritual retreats. Here's how it really played out. You got to stay in this very expensive hotel, which they charged you $1,300 a night. When you went online, it was $240 a night. They got you.

They got you. And you didn't even get to meet Gwyneth at all. She came to two of the seminars. She was surrounded by bodyguards. You could not even get a photo nor selfie anywhere near her, and she left early. It was presented as this weekend with Gwyneth, and let me tell you, it was more like a pyramid scheme kind of vibe.

They were trying to sell that Goop product, which Gwyneth Paltrow owns. It's like a company of face creams and stuff. It's called Goop. They were pitching Goop the whole weekend. It was a real fail, and they're calling it the fire festival of face creams. God, I's called Goop. They were like pitching Goop the whole weekend. It was a real fail and they're calling it the fire festival of face

creams. God, I'd be pissed off. Not just at that. I'd be pissed off if I found out that I was the sort of person who would spend $6,000 to meet Gwyneth Paltrow. That's the real revelation that these people are having at the moment. Now, let's move to this Channing Tatum story because this is very, very interesting. Someone has broken into Channing

Tatum's house. Yes, they've broken into a woman. Let's describe her. A woman early 30s has broken into his house. Somehow got in the house. Now, you've been with me, Clint. We've been outside Channing Tatum's house. Very difficult to get into.

He's in a gated community next to Eddie Murphy. Very difficult. Lots of security. Gets into the house. Okay, breaks in. Doesn't steal anything. In fact, brings things. Brings clothes. Brings bags.

Lives there for 10 days, awaiting Shannon to return from vacation, which is ironic because he was on vacation when we were there, you might recall. And yeah, they eventually, it's funny, you know America, they do the citizen's arrest. They tackled her to the ground, did a citizen's arrest with her

in like an arm lock or a head lock, and then she was arrested and she has been put on a restraining order from Channing Tatum. So I'm not sure if you're still following her on Instagram. Now, this is interesting, Dean, because she was squatting in there for 10 days and it's about the exact amount of time that Brie has been out of the country, purporting that she is on Celebrity Treasure Island. You're the one who showed her where

Channing Tatum's house was. If it emerges, like if we get a mugshot and it's some chick with a nose ring with an Australian accent, I think you're partly liable for this. I think if it's Brie who's been squatting in Channing's house, you might be on the hook as well. It's very likely that I'm on the hook. I'm an, what do they call it?

I'm an accessory. You're an accessory. You're an enabler. Yeah, you showed her the bloody house. There'll be footage of your BMW X5 racing past his front gate. So, all right. Okay. Interesting story.

Yeah. We'll check in with Brie later in the show and just see. We'll just say to her, look, Brie, you all right? Everything okay? We'll catch up with her soon. But for now, he's a free man for now. Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. Thanks so much.

Yeah, bye guys. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Would you wear active wear that has already been used if it was used by a celebrity? Now, I feel like it matters who the celebrity is in this situation. Like if it's Post Malone's? No. I was trying to be nice.

But what about if it's a member of the royal family? The late and wonderful Princess Diana's workout jersey is going up for auction. What are you groaning? What are you groaning about? I just don't think anyone should be buying other people's activewear. Right.

Okay, well, let me give you the details first. Before we debate the pros and cons of that, it's her, apparently, I've never seen it before, but it's her apparently iconic gym sweatshirt. Oh, that's quite cool. It's a Virgin Atlantic airline sweatshirt. And I was going to say it has a vintage look to it, but's quite cool. It's a Virgin Atlantic airline sweatshirt. And I was going to say it has a vintage look to it, but it doesn't.

It is vintage. She wore it in the late 80s, early 90s. This is not ASOS. They haven't done this on purpose. It kind of looks like, you know how everyone's wearing vintage sweatshirts at the moment? That Bing jersey that

all the girls are wearing? It has that kind of vibe to it. Yeah, right, yeah. So, that's for sale. She used to wear it apparently all the time and because she got paparazzi'd all the time, she was like,

well, screw it. I'm just going to wear the same thing to the gym every time so that it doesn't make, because otherwise there's no way of telling if the pictures are new or not.

Ah, smart. So she's like, it was her little protest to go, well, if I do this every time, they're not going to know. Yeah, they won't know maybe those pictures

don't become so valuable I don't know you can buy it it's going up for auction and they reckon it will get $5,000 oh okay I actually thought

it would be more me too yeah to be honest me too and it's quite upsetting that our friend Bree isn't here at the moment because one

she loves a vintage sweatshirt she does and two she loves spending stupid amounts of money on things from the internet. Love that. Case and point, the Venute.

Exactly. If she'd spent $3,000 on a van, she'd never seen. Surely she'd spend five grand on Princess Diana's sweatshirt. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. They've been selling off a whole lot of Princess Diana's outfits, really. There's a dress that went for 200 grand. Whoa.

Another one that went for 170 grand. Whoa. She's a fashion icon, right? Yeah, true. So. Another one that went for $170,000. Whoa. Because she's a fashion icon, right? Yeah, true. So why is her workout jersey only worth $5,000? Yeah, that's interesting. Is it because it was a workout jersey? Is that why?

But it still hurts. Yeah. It's still cool. And gross question, is it worth more if it hasn't been washed? Oh, maybe it would be worth more. That is a gross question, but yeah, it would be. Yeah. Exactly, right?

It definitely would be. Yeah. Back to your question. Is it okay to wear secondhand workout gear? Definitely not. Because I love Save Mart. Oh, yeah. And grabbing a bargain, but where's the line, right?

Yeah, I don't think I'd buy it. If someone else has worked out in it, it's not your time to shine. What if it's Lululemon, though? No. What if it's real expensive Lululemon stuff? Don't. And you get a bargain on it. No.

You get a bargain on it. No. It's half price. No. No? Yeah bargain on it. Nah. It's half price. Nah. Nah. Nah. That's disgusting. I agree with you.

Okay, cool. I just wanted to push the boat out a little bit. Also, who wears a sweatshirt to the gym? I was just thinking that. Princess Diana. She really would have sweat.

Yeah. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Good afternoon, Producer Ellie. Good afternoon. I got into the deep, dark hole that is Reddit today. Oh, yeah. The front page of the internet, they call themselves.

The front page of the internet, Reddit. Yep, yep. And I found a buzzy fact. A buzzy fact. Well, I thought it was buzzy. Maybe there's people out there who know this fact, but I thought it was buzzy, G. Okay, you thought it was buzzy as G. Buzzy as. Now as now you don't know what buzzy means I've just looked up on urban

dictionary what they define it as and it's something that is interesting because it's a bit strange yeah that's what yeah that's buzzy yeah buzzy so there you go now you know what buzzy is hang on who needs a definition for buzzy yeah I don't know I just just double checked but it's okay you're covering all bases covering all bases I'm excited for this here's the fact for a buzzy fact. Okay, do you want to, should we build this up?

Okay, we'll build it up. Here we go. Jamaica is the only country in the world whose flag does not contain the colours red, white or blue.

Buzzy G. Is that buzzy or what? It is fuzzy when you think about it. So Jamaica, the ruster colours, black, yellow, no, gold. I think it's black, gold and green. Yeah. Apparently every other flag has those colours in it. What about Germany?

Red. Yeah. What about Paris? What? It's literally red wine. France. Yeah. What about, I don't know, you come up with it, you say a country.

So there we go, Rainbow Nation, they've got everything. Yeah. Oh, actually. Yep. Buzzy G. So buzzy. So then I was like, I want to find more buzzy facts. You've gone down a wormhole.

So I've got more buzzy facts for you. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll get them keen for this. All right. Did you know sea otters have pockets to hold their favourite rocks in? Oh, cool. Yeah, I'll get them keen for this. All right. Did you know sea otters have pockets to hold their favourite rocks in? Oh, my God. I did know that. Did you know that?

But when I found it out, I was like, Buzzy G. Yeah, big time. Yeah, they have folds of loose skin, and they put their favourite rocks in to kill their favourite shellfish. There you go. Yeah, cool. Another one.

Yeah. Buzzy fact. 99% of international data, so the internet, is transmitted by wires at the bottom of the ocean. I did know that too. Oh, Clint. No, no, no, no, no. When I found it out.

Buzzy G. Because I was like, how did you get a cable that long? Right, right. They're literally. Where's the boat that has a cable that long? Exactly. They're literally on the sea floor. I thought it was satellites and stuff.

Why isn't it satellites? Apparently it's faster. Having an actual wire, it's like Ethernet versus Wi-Fi. Yeah, totally. Yeah. But this is the sea. The sea. It's like miles and miles long.

Okay, another one. Another one. Another one. How many have you got? I've got two more after that. Okay, cool. Yeah. Okay, so did you know that strawberries are not really berries, but watermelon, pumpkins,

bananas, and avocados are? What? Yeah. Say it again. So, strawberries are not really berries, but watermelon, pumpkins, bananas, and avocados are? Buzzy G. Right.

An avocado is a berry. Yes. Now, I've got the facts here. Is it because they have stones and a berry has to have a stone? No, so strawberries are derived from a single flower with more than one ovary. Yeah.

Whereas true berries... Wait, flowers have ovaries? Apparently. Yeah. Buzzy G. Bonus fact, they have ovaries. Yeah.

And then true berries are simple fruits stemming from one flower with one ovary and they typically have several seeds. Do flowers get their period? That's a really good question. It's a buzzy thought. a simple fruit stemming from one flower with one ovary and they typically have several seeds. Do flowers get their period?

That's a really good question. That's a buzzy thought. Buzzy G. Are you out? Are you done? I've got one more. I don't know if I'm ready. No. I'm ready. This is another animal based one. You may not, but did you know that elephants have prehensile penises which mean they can control it like a limb?

What does that mean? Like, they can literally pick, like, they can whack stuff with it. Yeah, you can't do that. Can you, Ben? Nah. Or can you? No. Some guys will try and tell you they can, but they're just trying to get you home, okay?

Wow. Okay, my mind is melting inside my head. Same. And I want more. Same. Like, I want more. Same. I want more. Yes. This is what we're going to do this afternoon.

0800 dial ZM. Do you have a buzzy as fact? Okay. If you call us with a buzzy fact and it is the buzziest, we'll hook you up with free mobile fuel. Okay? I like it. The way you know it's buzzy is when you hear the sting.

But look, facts about anything. Anything. Absolute anything. You just have to think of know it's buzzy is when you hear the sting. But look, facts about anything. Anything. Absolute anything. You just have to think of it as a buzzy fact. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We want to know, have you got a buzzy fact for us? Like a buzzy as fact, to blow our mind. Producer Ali just came through and said the Jamaican flag

is the only flag in the world that doesn't contain at least one of the colours red, white or blue. And we were like, can you top it? If you can, there's some free mobile fuel in it for you this afternoon. Hi, Luke. Oh, sorry. Hang on. Hi, Luke. How's it going? Good, mate. You can top that with your buzzy fact. Oh, yeah. Did you know that sand tiger sharks' embryos cannibalise their littermates in the womb? Meaning that basically they're only the strong survive.

So the babies eat each other inside the womb? Yeah, until there's only one left. Also very dark. Okay, cool. CJ. Hey, CJ. Hey, how's it going, man? Blow our mind, mate. What's your buzzy ass fact this afternoon? When Peppa Pig has

her plate on, the climax lasts 30 minutes. Buzzy G. I know what you're doing. You're rephrasing it into a family-friendly term. Trying. I know trying, but however, I think maybe making it Peppa Pig made it even more graphic. Putting an adorable cartoon pig's face on it.

I was hoping that it'd be like, you know, Disney's hidden jokes for adults. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you gave it a good go. What about this one, CJ, that's been text in? And I want to know if you think it's buzzy. Nearly 3% of all Antarctic glacier ice is penguin urine. Oh.

Oh, what, what? Buzzy G. Brittany. Hey, Brittany. Hi. How are you going? Best fact is winning a tank of mobile fuel today. What's your fact? So, my buzzy fact is that

with the litter of kittens, each member of the litter of kittens can have different dads, but they're in the same litter. So, you know how you have like an orange cat and dads, but they're in the same litter. So you know how you have an orange cat and a black cat come out in the same litter? Yeah. They can all have different dads. I've got a black cat and a white cat from the same litter.

They can have different dads. Also, those poor female cats I know right You'd think when you get pregnant You'd get a rest Yeah Like I thought that was the deal Hey Mark Hey how you going

Take us home You've got the chance To take this out here What's your buzzy fact Okay Buzzy fact is that A flea Takes eight hours

To unfold its penis And I'm suspecting that somewhat kills the moment, I would imagine. You win, Ian. How do you know? You know what? I don't want to know. Just take the mobile field. I was told it by

a next door neighbour. Over a very long period of time. It clearly needs a hobby. All right, Mark wins Mobile Fuel. Coincidentally, it's 420. ZM. Oh, cheers. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. In an age of fake news, there's something else you need to be aware of. Fake radio, okay? It's very important that you have your wits about you because these days you just don't know what is real anymore. We promise you here at the Bree and Clint show

that you will only ever get real radio. Nothing on this show is fake. We promise that, okay? Just know that. With that said, let's move swiftly into our next segment. Oh, weird. Hey, Bree. I thought you were in Fiji. What are you doing here? I've got a big announcement. Oh, wow. Okay, cool. What's the big announcement? Had an adult sleepover. Sorry, what? You had an adult sleepover? I'm being serious. Right. Okay. Well, why are you telling

us about it? I'm just putting it out there to the people. Fair enough. You do you, girl. It's 2019. I'm not here to shame you. How old were they? 23. Ooh, seems a bit young.

I mean, seems a bit young for you because you're nearly 30. I don't mind it. Obviously. Well, I'm happy for you. How did you guys meet? Yes. Dating app. I've been'm happy for you. How did you guys meet? Yes. Dating app. I've been on the dating app.

I know. That's why I said dating app. So you met on a dating app? No. Oh. Well, why did you bring it up? No comment. Okay.

This is getting stupid. How did you meet the person that you had an adult sleepover with, Bree? Um. Um. Go Bree? Um. Um, go on. Um. Look, you've brought us this far, mate. Where did you meet your new lover?

I will talk to anyone if they have a dog. Wow, so you're that. Easy. Your word's not mine. Yeah. Yeah. Is it anyone I'd know? Like, have I met them?

Yeah. Who? Guess. Well, not this again. Just give me something to go by, anything. Us Aussies want Jacinda Ardern. So you're telling me, Bree, who's here in the studio, that you had an adult sleepover with Jacinda Ardern,

the Prime Minister of New Zealand? Yeah, New Zealand. But she doesn't have a dog. Pardon me? Jacinda, it can't have been her because she doesn't have a dog. No, someone told me. Well, someone lied to you. Oh, God damn it! Don't worry, okay?

It happens to the best of us. So you slept with a random person because they had a dog and be it a slight resemblance to New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. It's not the end of the world. Us Aussies want Jacinda Ardern. I know, I know. You already told us. Look, this has been a great visit and it's definitely been great having you here of the world. Us Aussies want Jacinda Ardern. I know, I know. You already told us.

Look, this has been a great visit and it's definitely been great having you here in the studio, but we're out of time. Pardon me? Yeah, we've got to go. Do you want to wrap us up? Yeah. Go on then. Bree and Clint.

It's a Bree and Clint guarantee. Nothing but real radio on this show. No soundboards. ZM's Bree Brian Clint guarantee. Nothing but real radio on this show. No soundboards. ZM's Brian Clint, the podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line

That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot Well, it would usually be you versus Brie But she's on Celebrity Treasure Island at the moment So it's you versus someone else listening And we're playing for Toy Story 4 tickets G'day, Matt How you doing?

You know your movies mate? Can you hold your own in this game? I like to think so. Yeah good. I like the confidence. Ashley's here as well. Hey Ash. Hey how's it going? You'll be good at this right? You know your movies. I'm hoping so. Cool. You guys your buzzer is your name. Ashley I'm happy to take Ash if that's what you want

to do to keep it short because Matt's just got Matt. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line. As soon as you think you know what it is, buzz in. And if you get two correct out of three, you're going to get a double pass to go and see Toy Story 4. Good luck. Here's the first movie. In 2003, a Harvard grad and computer genius begins work on a new concept that eventually turns into the world's biggest social networking site.

Matt. Matt. That is the social network. That is the social network. Congratulations. That's one point to you. Movie number two. A notorious pirate arrives at Port Royal in the Caribbean

without a ship or crew. Matt. Matt. Pirates of the Caribbean. That's good. Chris of the Black Bill. Oh, even the full name of the movie. You are good.

Well done. You win. You won the game. Beautiful. Yeah. Do we want to go for three? Should we go for the last one just in case? Do you want to try and get a point on the board, Ash?

Sure. All right. Here we go. go for three? Should we go for the last one just in case? Do you want to try and get a point on the board, Ash? Sure. All right. Here we go. Movie number three. Without the guidance or protection of their professors, Harry, Ron, Hermione all begin a mission to destroy the Horcruxes. Matt.

Matt. Harry Potter and the Death of Hallows Part One. What? Whoa. Can you see my screen? I cannot. Wow. You deserve it.

Congratulations. You're the What's the Plot winner today. We're going to get you a double pass to Toy Story 4. Awesome. I don't know if there's ever been anybody who's won the game that definitively before. Like, not even...

Oh, beautiful. Maybe Bree every now and then? Yeah, but, yeah, that's amazing. He's good. Matt's good. Matt's good. Let's get Matt back when Bree's back because we may have found Bree's worthy adversary there and we might have to play like a best of five game or something.

Yeah, like it. Sounds like a plan. Sounds like a good plan. All right, wait there, Matt. Bree and Clint, the podcast. No, Bree, just me, Clint here today. And I want to say something at the start of this break. I want to say something very clearly.

I do not plan to miss the birth of my first child. Good. I do not plan to miss the birth of my first child. I plan to be there and support my beautiful wife wholeheartedly. Yeah. However, I have been

given tickets to the New Zealand premiere of the new Disney Lion King movie. Now, that's just the fact, okay? Yeah, okay. It's just the fact. There's no emotion in there whatsoever. Yeah.

For a bit of emotion, how about this? I heard my baby's heartbeat today. Yeah, we went to a midwife appointment and she's got this thing. She literally just puts this stick on the tummy and it's attached to a speaker and then it comes out. You want to hear it? Yeah.

This is the sound. Sounds a little bit like a toy train. Cute though. That's your baby. Yeah, that's the baby's heart thumping away. Yeah, your baby's

like a living creature. So we got offered these tickets to the Lion King. Right, okay. There's a timeline you need to understand. This is so good, by the way. There's a timeline you need to understand. Baby is due. Lucy is currently 38 weeks and three days pregnant.

Okay. And I think any time from 36, basically, you can have the baby. Yeah. Right up until about 42, I think. So it's kind of any day stuff. Phones on vibrate just in case. Not loud, just vibrate. Yeah.

Being professional. Yeah, true. And we got these tickets. And the Lion King preview is next week. It's on Wednesday, Thursday. When has it been? Thursday. Thursday night.

Thursday night. So we got offered these tickets. Cool. Cool opportunity to go and see the Lion King. Yeah. I said to Luce, do you want to go? Thursday where has it been Thursday night Thursday night so we got offered these tickets cool cool opportunity to go and see the Lion King I said to Luce do you want to go

and she said no not really because I could have a baby at any moment now does that mean that we can't go oh yeah

I see what you're doing or she can't go and let me say again I don't care about the Lion King preview that much but if there's the ability to do both

like I could go and then if she texts me during the movie I could leave quickly when the movie finishes yeah true right okay because that's going to be

the point anyway you're going to have to leave whatever you're doing no matter what yeah I'm away from home now yeah yeah yeah yeah

look I'm not I'm sort of 80% joking with this but what I do want to know this afternoon is from people who weren't joking. Is there anyone listening this afternoon whose partner missed the berth for whatever reason?

Yeah. For whatever reason. Was it as bad as going to a movie preview? Because like I said, I'm basically joking, okay? Yeah. But did he find something more important? Did he have tickets to the Rugby World Cup finals? Oh, that's different.

That's once in a lifetime stuff, eh? You'll have another baby. There'll be another Lion King time. The Rugby World Cup at Eden Park, that's where. Imagine that. Did he miss the birth? Did you miss the birth? Maybe you're the guy.

Maybe you missed the birth of your first, second, actually any child. You need to be there for any of them, right? Yes, all of the guy. Maybe you missed the birth of your first, second, actually any child. You need to be there for any of them, right? Yes, all of the above. Or did your dad miss the birth? Maybe you have been told that your dad wasn't present. Mum had to be there, but maybe dad wasn't there for the birth.

0800 dials at M. I want to hear these stories this afternoon, okay? You can text us as well on 9696. We want to know, did you miss the birth? Did he miss the birth? Did dad miss the birth? The phones are already full, which is troubling. And we'll get some of these on next.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. No, Bree, she's on Celebrity Treasure Island, where I hope the weather is better than a lot of New Zealand at the moment. Just Clint here debating whether I should go to the Lion King premiere when my wife is due to have our first baby. Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. Absolutely kidding. But how good's the Lion King?

So how good's the birth of the first child? I know, right? There's a lot of similarities too. You know when they raise up baby Simba at the start of it? Oh, yeah, true. We can do our own Lion King reel. You can do that, yeah. Yeah.

But we want to know from you this afternoon. That's totally a joke, by the way. There's nothing more important to me than the arrival of the second Lion King movie. Did you miss the birth? Were you not there for whatever reason or did he miss the birth? Let's go to Dave. Dave, was it you? Did you miss the birth?

I missed the birth, yep. Right. Okay, talk us through it to Dave. Dave, was it you? Did you miss the berth? I missed the berth, yep. Right. Okay, talk us through it, mate. First kid, second kid? Second child. Yeah. And for a game of squash. Squash is important.

Squash is not important. Well, it was the local club champs, and I was in the semifinals, so. Did you make the final? No, I didn't. He sounds so upset. I found out beforehand that she was going into labour and I thought, okay, my sister-in-law took her over to the hospital.

I thought, I'll have plenty of time to play the semi, get there, and for the birth, and I missed by about 10 minutes. Right. And have you lived that down yet? Yep, yep, yep. Really? Yeah. The daughter hasn't, though.

Your daughter hasn't lived it down? No, because that's the only one I missed. She wasn't happy. Oh, she hasn't forgiven you. So whenever you go to play squash, she's like, oh, great, go and play squash. I might just have another milestone while you're gone. I gave up after that.

Smart. Fair enough. Squash, also. Good sport. Hey, Janae, how are you? Good, how are you? Good. Who missed the birth? My dad for my mum's birth of me. It sounded like that could have been him on the phone, but it wasn't.

What happened? Why did your dad miss your birth? So he was told that he shouldn't go anywhere because mum was due like that day, but he still decided to go watch the club rugby. Right. So not even like an All Blacks

match? No, no, just you know, your sandy suburb town that has their Saturday afternoon rugby. He still watches them to this day, but mum and I don't let him live that down. Can you imagine your poor mum having to do it all by herself and he's not even

there? I know it used to happen back in the day. Like, they used to send dads to a waiting room or I think they even used to send you down to the pub. They're like, sorry mate, you don't want to see this stuff. But we've come a long way since then. The worst bit is what? That it was at home and the rugby club's maybe like five, ten minutes away.

So I was just lucky that the neighbours were good friends with my parents so the husband and wife came and helped mum because even the midwife didn't make it in time. She was down the club as well. Must be a bloody good rugby club. And Jennifer, hello. Hi. Who missed the birth? So my dad missed my birth. Yeah, why? So my parents were immigrating

here to New Zealand, so dad came over to set up a house for us to live in and I was early and so he missed me. I was born in England. Oh, that's semi-forgivable. He was over here setting up a house for us to live in and I was early and so he missed me. I was born in England. Oh, that's semi-forgivable. He was over here setting up a new life for you. Yeah, a little bit forgivable because I love living here, so they definitely made the right decision.

Yeah, okay. What year are we talking about, by the way? 93. Oh, right. Because when you say he'd come over to set up a new life for you guys, I'm expecting like you're coming over on a boat. It sounds very 1940s to me. No, I'm only 25.

1993. Okay. Alright. Well, sweet as. There you go. Easy decision, really. Yeah. I'll go to the Lion King and I'll put my phone on loud. Easy peasy. Hey. I've been doing this by myself for about two weeks The podcast ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

God, I've been doing this by myself for about two weeks now. Normally, I have my mate Bree here to help find out your 16th birthday number one song. Instead, we've got producer Ellie. She's going to run the numbers. Let's get Julie in first. Hi, Julie. Oh, hi. How are you going?

Good. Okay, glad to hear it. What's your birthday? Fourth of July, hi. How are you going? Good, good. Okay, glad to hear it. What's your birthday? 4th of July, 1967. Nice, okay. Happy birthday for today. Oh. Thank you.

You're an Independence Day baby. Yeah. I am. Yeah, happy Independence Day. Okay, let's find out what your birthday banger is. All right, you were 16, Julie, on the 4th of July, 1983, and on that day, this topped the charts. That's a classic.

Oh, I love that. Do you like that? God, that's an oldie. It is an oldie. You know, we played it recently on Birthday Banger too. Yeah, we did actually and that was a banger. It was a banger. We got absolutely roasted by Bree for playinganger too. Yeah, we did actually, and that was a banger. It was a banger. We got absolutely roasted by Bree for playing it though. Yeah, we did, but I think everyone else enjoyed it.

Did everyone else enjoy it? It's really hard to know. Yeah, well, the text machine from memory was like, yeah, banger. Well, I think I like to think it was that. Feel free to get your early text in if that is a good option or a bad option for Birthday Banger. Amelia's here. Hi, Amelia. Hi.

How are you going? Good. Okay, what's your birthday? 4th of September 1980. Okay, Amelia, you were 16 on the 4th of September 1996, and on that day, this topped the chart. Is this the second time this week this has come up? Yeah, is it?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. It's a good birthday banger though, Amelia. It is. You happy with it? Yeah, I am. It might not get played because it's come up a couple of times, but I think it's a solid birthday banger. Yeah, it is. We'll see. Sammy's here. Hey, Sammy. Hey. What's your birthday?

November 13, 1993. Alright, Sammy, you were 16 on the 13th of November, 2009, and on that day, this was number one. Jason Derulo. That's a classic. It is a classic, yeah. Is it the original Jason Derulo? Yeah, I think it is.

Or is Riding Solo the original? No, that came first. That came first, right? What year? That was 2009. 2009. I feel like it was earlier than that. You like it, Sammy?

Yeah, absolutely. What would you play out of those three, though? Because you've got two very staunch classics there in the Spice Girls and Total Eclipse of the Heart. We've got a text here that says Total Eclipse of the Heart is almost unbeatable. Yeah. Which, yeah.

It is a long one. I know there's a long version. Maybe if we play it, we should play the shorter version. I don't know. It is a banger, though. Yeah. What do you think, Sammy? I reckon Jason Derulo, obviously.

That's good. That's good. Yeah. This is hard. This is really hard. Do you have an opinion, Producer Ben? I would probably go Total Eclipse of the Heart. I know that's...

Just because it's a bit of an anthem. Yeah. It's a bit of an anthem. It doesn't often come up. Day before Friday. Yeah. Someone said, if you don't play Total Eclipse of the Heart,

I'm turning over to Coast. Well, they probably will play Total Eclipse of the Heart. But we're not competing with them. That's the thing. Jason Derulo all day. My vote's Total Eclipse of the Heart. But we're not competing with them. That's the thing. Jason Derulo all day. Yeah, my vote's Total Eclipse of the Heart. I think it's the one that we would never really play on ZM, right? The other two would get plays.

You reckon? A little bit. Even like Friday Jams and stuff, you know? Yeah. Whereas Total Eclipse of the Heart, I mean. Right. Oh, this is so hard. I'm so scared.

I don't know. Um, um, um, um, um, um. Well, Brie would say no. She doesn't get a say. Look, it's Julie's birthday. What does Julie feel? Hey, that's a good point. It is Julie's birthday.

Is it? And it's her birthday banger. So, I mean, does she want to be in the car wherever she is, singing away to her own birthday banger? Julie, you win birthday banger. Okay, thank you. Oh, God. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely And you're never coming round Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit tired Of listening to the sound of my tears Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit nervous

That the best of all the years have gone by Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit terrified And then I see the look in your eyes Turn around, bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart Turn around, bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart

Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit restless And I dream of something wild Every now and then I get a little bit helpless And I'm lying like a child in your arms Every now and then I get a little bit angry And I know I've got to get out and cry Turn around

Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes Turn around, bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart Turn around, bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you only hold me tight

We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong Together we can take it to the end of the line The love is like a shadow on me all of the time All of the time I don't know what to do when I'm always in the dark We're living in a power gag and giving up

Oh, I really need it tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life

but now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say are totally clips of the heart Thank you. Every now and then I fall apart Every now and then I fall apart Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever

And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong Together we can take it to the end of the line Love is like a shadow on me all of the time All of the time I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark Living in a party I can't get off

I really need you tonight I'm in love. apart nothing I can do a total eclipse of the heart once upon a time there was light in my life now there's only love in the dark nothing I can say a total eclipse of the heart A total eclipse of the heart

Turn around bright eyes Turn around bright eyes ZM, Bree and Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger from Bonnie Tyler. It's Total Eclipse of the Heart. You're right, it's going off on the text machine. I don't regret that at all. There are a couple of negos, but this one sums it up If you were thinking that we maybe made the wrong decision

Let this give you some reassurance Didn't you guys start Birthday Banger to piss Ross Boss off? Jason Derulo Will not do that Oh, that's a good point Total Eclipse will All five minutes and 23 seconds of it Yeah, I knew it was going to go wrong It flew by Good point. Total Eclipse Will.

All five minutes and 23 seconds of it. Yeah, I knew it was a bit long. It flew by. Yeah, it was good. You're right, you're right. There were a lot of requests for the wedding singer version of that song as well, which is a good version as well. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Quite concerning news out today.

There's been a woman discovered living inside Channing Tatum's house. Police have found her and they said she's been in the vacant property for 10 days now which in itself i mean stalker stories happen all the time until you start to connect the dots and you go who's not here at the moment brie who's obsessed with channing tatum brie And who's been gone for about that same amount of time and we haven't seen her, Brie. And I just need to check, producer Ellie, how long ago did Brie leave the country? 12 days.

So give or take one day for travel and then another day for the story to break. Exactly. The timelines. Yep. You see what I'm saying? The timelines are too close for it to not be a thing. Yep. She doesn't know about this, but we've actually got her on the phone. Brie too close for it to not be a thing.

She doesn't know about this, but we've actually got her on the phone. Bree, we've managed to get hold of her. And as friends, I think it's important that we intervene and just sort of say, look, are you all right? Is everything going okay? So welcome to the show. Our friend, okay, our friend who we love very, very much, and we just want to make sure she's okay, Bree Thomas-El. Guys, don't be ridiculous.

I'm in Fiji. I'm not in LA. I was in LA talking, chatting with you guys for a bit, but I'm definitely here in Fiji. We've actually gathered some of your nearest and dearest here just to check on you today since this news has broken. And if you don't want to be honest with us, that's okay. Maybe you'll be honest with the people who love you.

Welcome to the show, Big Gay Gorgeous Al. Oh, no. Hi, Al. Hey, Bree. You all right? You all good? Shut up, you idiot. I've tried to reach out to you a couple times to know a fail,

and you were butt-dialing me the other day suggesting you've been very busy like i answered the call and i could hear what was going on and it didn't sound like fiji no i didn't hear i've never heard any drums or anything in the background look that's if al can't get through to you maybe it's time to bring in someone else who loves you welcome to the show our ho correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Oh, no. Don't drag him into this. Hello. Are you okay? Dean, can you tell them that they're being ridiculous? I know there is a lot of coincidence in this story, but it's not me.

Well, this is how they described her in The Hollywood Reporter. Yeah, and Dean would know. It looks like Kesha. Kesha vibe. Looks a bit like Kesha, yeah. Side part. Side part. Nose ring.

Nose ring. That does sound very similar to me, but I think coincidence, I think. You've got to admit, though, you've got to admit, it's slightly unusual that just two weeks before I told you exactly where he lived,

showed you the front gate, and two minutes later, there's a woman, you, in the house on 10 days. Right, Dean, an intervention is not about being accusatory,

okay, we're here to show Bree that we love her, and give her the comfort and support that she needs to be honest, that there is no Celebrity Treasure Island, but she's not there yet, so maybe we need to bring someone else in, maybe we need to go all the way to the top. who else have you got? Good afternoon, Mama Di. Not my phone! there yet so maybe we need to bring someone else in maybe we need to go all the way to the top good afternoon mama died good afternoon guys how you going look we're going okay but it's your

beautiful daughter brie who we're concerned about reports suggest a woman fitting her description has been holed up inside channing tatum's house for 10 days almost the exact amount of time that brie has been away from the show. And we just want to bring you on to show Brie that you love her mumma die. Brianna, you're not squatting, are you? And I mean, in America, honestly, I've heard about this woman. Mum, I have done a few squats lately because I've been in the jungle and Fiji. No, Brianna, I'm curious. You tell me everything.

If you're not in Fiji, I'm going to be absolutely ropeable because you should organise for me to go with you to squat. I didn't want to bring you down with me, Mum. We're all here because, like I said, we love you. You guys are idiots. If you're not ready to tell us the truth I haven't even seen an ad on TV for Celebrity Treasure Island

all the pieces fit together Dean you agree with me right you're as concerned as anybody I feel guilt I showed you where he lives and I started this whole situation just all together if we could just join hands and all tell Bree how much we love her at once.

She's not ready to tell us but just one, two, three. Brie. I love you. We love you. Please get out of Chitting Tatum's house. I would love to keep going on with this charade but my one phone call is up and I need to go. Brie and Clint.

Brie and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Tonight is the return of Stranger Things Season 3 of Stranger Things drops worldwide on Netflix tonight At the same time, the whole thing in Netflix style 7 o'clock it will go up in New Zealand And then you can tuck into it Are you the kind of people who you guys producer Bryn producer Ellie

you watch the whole thing when it comes out or do you ration it do you want it to last yeah it depends how much time I have yeah I'd like to

I'd like to binge it yeah it's been 20 months since the last almost two years really yeah and when a cast

is so young too you gotta remember when they come on they're gonna look real different yeah they're promising to look real different. Really old, yeah. They're promising more horror, more gore, and more romance in this season three of Stranger Things.

Romance? I read a review that said the cast are back and they are hornier than ever. Jeepers. Fantastic review. Because I think they're teenagers now. Yeah, right, they were kids. Yeah, they were just kids in the last one.

Along with it, there's also been a Stranger Things remix done. What you're hearing in the background here is actually the remix to the Stranger Things theme song. It's done by Aussie artist WhatsoNot. If you're a ravey, you'll know who WhatsoNot is. Sort of flume style music. He's done like Our House and stuff. Have a listen to a bit of this.

Not going to play the whole thing, but it is a full song. It's like a full five minute Stranger Things theme song remix. This is a bit of the official Stranger Things theme song. Whoa. That dropped hard. That dropped hard. Can you imagine if you were at R&B or something and you just start hearing the Stranger Things theme song? Oh, yeah.

That's really cool. And they bring that graphic up on stage. Do you know how the black screen with the red lines that all come together? Yes. This is great. This is very good, yeah, yeah. Someone should do the Friends song as well.

Oh, yeah. Like a dubstep version of the Friends theme song. If you are watching it all tonight, good luck. Check your sick day tomorrow because you will be absolutely useless if you stay up from seven o'clock to watch the whole lot.

Yeah, I wonder how long each episode is and how many there are because that's going to be an all-nighter. Yeah. And this one more time, this remix is by What So Not

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