ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 5th 2018

Episode Date: July 5, 2018

Sunny has the garlic bread chipsBree’s big interview with Paul RuddBirthday BangerWhat’s your Uber rating?Clint’s catch himWhat’s the plotSay hello to Mai FM DriveKids stuck in caveBig waveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And Clint! On CDM. Fourth day on the radio. Literally the fourth day of this new show and one of us has shown up horrifically hungover. Hello, mate. I can't believe you went out last night. That's so not responsible.

One of us was in the viaduct in Auckland until 2.30 last night on a Wednesday. Mate, the viaduct, it swallowed me up and it spat me out and here I am. I didn't even know places were open until 2.30 on a Wednesday. I've re-sprained my sprained ankle. Who were you with? After last night.

I had a big crew. This is what happens with newly single people too. You just hit it at pace. You go, oh, what have I been missing? What have I been missing out on this whole time? Usain Bolt on the clubbing scene at the moment, mate. We have three hours of radio to get through. Can you handle that?

I just started to get the hungover sweats. Right. Not good. Can I get you anything? Yep. I've got a sweaty upper moat. Not good. Today's your big day, too, because your Paul Rudd interview

and your Evangeline Lilly interview for Ant-Man and the Wasp is out. Yeah, I'm super excited about this film. I mean, look, not the best interview I've done. Were you hungover for that one too? I actually was. You can hear Paul Rudd on the show in about 15 minutes. He's going to be on. Yeah, I asked him about his man bits.

He laughed. He thought it was funny. So long as he did. He did. Also, we have had a breakthrough in our mission to get as many of those garlic bread chips as possible. A real breakthrough. We're going to cross live to Australia next.

This is Khalid and Normani. Can someone bring me a Barocca, please? Love lies. It's four in the afternoon. Brie and Clint on ZDM. ZDM, Brie and Clint. Brand new Kygo with Imagine Dragons. That song makes me feel things in my happy places.

So we've had word from our chip mule, our garlic bread chip mule. If you don't know, we're on a mission to get some garlic bread chips. I'm bloody not happy, mate. I'm not impressed. She's messaged through to our producer and she said, I have found them, but I feel like I need to taste test them first. These are the Smith's chips that are only available in Australia. How dare she?

Well, she might just be being irrational. You can't get a good mule these days. Well, we're not paying her anything. Yeah, we're paying her in chips. No, we didn't even give her any money to buy the chips. Hello? Sunny, stand down. The chip m her any money to buy the chips. Hello? Sunny, stand down. The chip mule.

Step away from the chips. I haven't had a look yet. Sunny, don't you dare. Sunny, we have to taste these together as a team. Are you sure? Just because you're the captain of this ship doesn't mean you get to taste them first. You empowered her too much. I know.

I'm the pilot. Okay, Sunny, paint us a picture, mate. How many chips have you found and were they easy to get? I was able to find a whole row of them. And there's bigger packets and smaller packets. And, like, honestly, I went into some shops and asked for them and they said, Oh, my gosh, we're looking for them too. Can you tell me where they are? Right, right, right.

I was like, are you sure? But I won't. We didn't give you a budget, and we didn't give you any money to go with. I know. How much money do you have? Like, how much money got on you? Well, let's just say I'm currently

in one of the biggest drag queen costume shops in Sydney, and I really desperately want to buy a whole heap of things, but I've got to think about you guys. Sunny, are you a drag queen? I am. How good is that? Oh, my God, Sunny. Let's talk about RuPaul's Drag Race, the finale.

No, no. Let's talk about that soon. For now, let's not take any money away from what you need because I imagine going to Sydney for drag stuff was the purpose of the trip. You don't need the extra wig, Sunny. No, no, wait. Ben, how much money can we allocate Sunny to spend on the chips?

What's the show budget? $300. $300. $300. Lock it in. $300. Are you serious? I'm willing to put in $300 of my own dollars.

Why don't we say, Sunny, this is what we'll do, up to $300. Because we don't know how much chips you can get, and we don't know how much you can fit in the suitcase. Should we say, feel free to, the Bree and Clint show will reimburse you

to the value of $300. Okay, so up to $300 worth of garlic bread chips. But don't you spend any of that on big drag high heels with goldfish in them.

Or do, they sound amazing. Get those. Okay. As many as you can get in your suitcase Oh, dude, they sound amazing. I'm going to get those. Okay. As many as you can get in your suitcase, Sonny. That's all we want. Yeah, well, I'm actually going to get another bag to bring over for you guys. That's how, you know, I just think I need to do that.

What, are you going to buy another suitcase to put just chips in? Oh, no, I'll borrow one. I'll just borrow one off my mum and that'll be sweet. Sonny, you're doing the Lord's work and we can't wait to see you on Monday. See you soon. Okay. Bye, girl. Bye.

Brie and Clint on ZDM. ZDM. Brie and Clint. That's Ed Sheeran and Happier. Oh, now I'm nervous that you just said that before we went on air. You were like, you need to tell the real story about what we're about to talk about.

So we're about to play Brie's Big Paul Rudd interview for Ant-Man and the Wasp out in cinemas today. Yeah, you can go see it right now. And I've seen bits and pieces because we weren't allowed to see the whole film because I went over to Taiwan and it took 14 hours on a plane to get there. So the story of you getting there, I just think if you tell the whole story, it gives your interview a bit more context.

Why? Because the interview's crap? No your interview a bit more context. Why? Because the interview's crap? No. I didn't say that. The interview was brief. It was very brief. Look, I went through a bit of stuff just before I got on the plane to head to Taiwan to do this massive interview that ZM and Fletch Vaughan and Megan gave to me.

I went through a breakup just before I had to travel. Hours before. Actually, it's actually really hard to talk about. It was probably one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. Well, I know that sounds really dramatic, but in the moment, like getting on a plane and having to try refocus myself to head over to this other country by myself,

it was hard. I had messages from you at the airport in the lounge going i can't i physically can't go i was close and as a friend i always wanted to say to you let's you come home and look let's look after you i know but knowing that like this is this paul rudd interview for the film yeah is the only new zealand interview that exists you got the only spot i know So it was very special and I was super appreciative and obviously that was going through my mind but I also was going through this massive thing.

And you know what? Looking back on it, to get myself together and pull it together, I'm so proud of myself that I did it. We're proud of you too. Thank you. I mean, the interview is brief. Yeah, I mean, look, not my best interview, but I got a chance to chat to Paul Rudd.

Yeah. And when we first met, he said to me, how are you feeling? And this is Paul Rudd, like, Anchorman, friends, one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, it seems. The guy? The guy from I Love You Man. The guy that says, slap-a-da-bass. Slap-a-da-bass.

A big deal. Yeah. Huge Hollywood megast, slap-a-da-bass. Slap-a-da-bass. A big deal. Yeah. Huge Hollywood megastar. Pro chart show. Yeah, massive. And he goes, how are you feeling? And I said, oh, you know, I'm shitting myself. And he looked at me and he said, I'm so sorry to hear that.

You'll be fine. Let's do this interview. He was lovely. So I had this one chance. I had pretty much one question and we've got the audio here. So to give it context, in Ant-Man he shrinks

down into an Ant-Man size superhero. Yeah. So I asked him this. When you shrink down to Ant-Size, do you think the excuse of it's just really cold in here still applies? It's a good good question. It's the first time I've ever been asked that question

Does it still apply would you use that excuse when you're miniature size? Yeah, yeah, it's like you know guys come on come on break. on. It's freezing out. Give yourself a break. And there isn't a built-in heater in this suit. That's so true. You have three minutes with Hollywood superstar Paul Rudd to promote the new film Ant-Man and the Wasp. I also asked him if he was the ant that bit me on my lady business that one time. If you would like to see the whole interview

and the bits that include Evangeline Lilly as well. She was incredible and the movie looks absolutely amazing in all honesty. Yeah, it's a great film. And the first Marvel film that features a woman. As a wasp. As a wasp and in the title of the film, which is cool. Head to ZMOnline.com right now.

Brie and Clint on ZDM. A is my birthday, it's my birthday. Brie and Clint on ZDM. A is my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, Clint, people, call us up. 0800 dial ZM. You tell us your birthday. We put it into the system here, the big old radio computer.

The big birthday computer that we've got. And it looks back at what song was number one on your actual 16th birthday. First up to the plate, Loretta. Hello. Hi. What's your birthday, Loretta. Hello. Hi. What's your birthday, Loretta? March 7th, 1985. Okay, Loretta, you were 16 in 2001 on the 7th of March

and this is your birthday bag. You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss, but you know, but you know that you... Oh, Loretta. I love that tune. Me too. Yes, Loretta. I love that tune. Me too. Yes, Loretta. That is Leanne Rimes.

Can't fight the moonlight. What year did you say that was? 2001. Is that correct? Oh, no, I'm 1985. Yeah, no, so you're 16 in 2001. Yes, sorry, yes. Loretta, it's not the song from when you were born.

No. Yeah, stop that yes. Loretta, it's not the song from when you were born. No. Yeah, stop that up. Wait there. That song was only number one, I think, because of the movie, Coyote Ugly. Because of Coyote Ugly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great film. Chrissy, kia ora.

Hello, Chrissy. Hi. What's your birthday? 20 September 1984. Okay, Chrissy, you were 16 in the year 2000 in September, and this was Top of the charts. One of those awkward Madonna comeback periods. Don't hate on the Queen.

The cone bra, you like that, Chrissy? Not too bad. No, she doesn't like it either. One more, Ayla. You can't, Chrissy? Not too bad. No, she doesn't like it either. One more. Ayla. You can't choose your birthday bag of clean. Hello, Ayla. Hi, how are you?

Good. What's your birthday? The 5th of the 7th, 96. Okay, Ayla, you were 16 in 2012 on the 5th of July, and this is your birthday bag of clean. You know I whistle, baby, whistle, baby, let me know, girl. Now we're talking, Ayla. Do it every time. That's a good song. And this is your birthday banger. Now we're talking, Ayla. Now we've got a birthday banger.

It's not bad. Flo Rida. What? What? I mean, I hear it in rotation on ZM quite a lot. You do not. I do. No one's played that song for five years.

I hear that often. No, you... Yeah, blow my whistle, baby. All right, it's down to you and I. So we have Madonna. We have... Leigh-Anne R right, it's down to you and I. So we have Madonna. We have... Leigh-Anne Rimes. Leigh-Anne Rimes and we have Flo Rida.

I think there's going to be a standoff this afternoon. What song are you going for? As... Don't even... A coyote ugly fan. I've got to go with my girl Leigh-Anne Rimes.

Can't fight the moonlight. And as someone who doesn't want to hear with my girl Leanne Rimes. Can't fight the moonlight. And as someone who doesn't want to hear Leanne Rimes, I have to go with Flo Rida. So what happens in this situation when you and I can't agree on a song? Well, I guess we've got to go to the deciding vote. The producer.

Ben, are you there? Yeah, can you hear me? Oh, I know what's going to happen here. Ben, tell us which birthday banger is getting played today. Would I be a horrible person if I went Can't Fight the Moonlight? Because I'm feeling it. Oh my God, this is great. Yes!

Thank you, Ben. Don't look at me like that. Don't hate on us, Clint. If this show ends in its first week of being on air, it's your fault. I'll own that. Enjoy, New Zealand. Don't let me tell you about my night out last night.

Yeah, perfect. On a Wednesday night. Well, this is the other thing. You're out on a Wednesday night, first week of the new show, till 2.30 in the morning. You don't have to say the time. You could have just said I was out and I got back.

It's an outrageous time for a Wednesday night. It was one of those nights, you know, where you go out and you don't plan it but it ends up being such a ripper of a night so you just end up getting home late. Went out bowling and then the bowling turned into pool and then the pool turned into some more drinks at the bar. And then I ended up catching about two Ubers last night. I caught one from the bowling alley to the bar, to the viaduct. And then I caught one from the bar home. And let's just say, everyone knows that on your

Uber account, you rate the drivers after they take you on a lift. Yes. And that's how the system works. That's exactly how they keep safe drivers in Ubers without them having to have a taxi licence. But a lot of people don't know, or most people probably do know, is that they also rate you as a customer, as a passenger. I know this. I'm not aware of what my rating is and I don't know if I want to know what my rating is.

I happened to look at my rating this morning after taking my two Ubers last night, which was, you know, kind of a steamy night. And I was at a 4.92. That's good, right? Which is pretty good. Like the best is five out of five. It's out of five, yeah. I'm now at a 4.71. Oh, you've dropped a whole.2. What did I do last night to get that such of a bad rating?

Do you know what you did? I think, to be honest, there was a whole Uber full of people who were quite loud, you know, probably talking about not the most appropriate things in an Uber. Was it all girls? Yeah. Yeah. And you know when all girls get together? You guys get noisy. We started chatting about things, probably shouldn't have chatted about in an Uber. Was it all girls? Yeah. Yeah. And you know when all girls get together.

You guys get noisy. We started chatting about things we probably shouldn't have chatted about in an Uber. And now I feel bad. Let's check your Uber rating. Okay. To see where you're at. Is it easy to do? How do you do it?

If you want to do it, if you want to actually do it right now, you go into your Uber app. Yeah. And it comes up with the screen where there's all like the map and the cars and all you do is you press the three little lines in the top left corner. Yes. And then it should bring up your profile which will say your name right at the top.

Yes, Clint Roberts. Yep, and then your Uber rating should be directly underneath. Oh, it's right there. What were you? 4.71 now. I'm a 4.83. Oh. What have I done?

What have I – because I take probably two or three Ubers a 4.83. Oh. What have I done? What have I... Because I take probably two or three Ubers a week. What have I done to not get a five-star rating? I looked into it. Yeah. As to what Uber drivers don't like. Yes, okay, cool. So Uber drivers don't like to wait.

Oh, so if you order it and then you're like, oh, come here, I'm just brushing my teeth. I hate that. Right. So you can get a bad rating from that. Because taxi drivers, you go, just start the meter. Exactly right. So they don't care.

But I don't think Uber drivers can do that. No, they can't. Courtesy. So you need to be nice. I'm always nice. Even just say hello when you get in. Do they like it when you fall asleep in the back and then wake up at your house and go, sorry, ma'am.

That's probably why my rating went down. I want to ask this afternoon on on 0800 Dial ZM, we want to know what your Uber rating is and we're looking for the lowest one in New Zealand. Don't call us with a five. Yeah, don't be making us feel bad. Don't call us with a 4.99. I don't think anyone's got a 4.99. I think it's nearly impossible.

So you want to find the worst Uber rating in New Zealand. What's your Uber rating? 0800, dial ZM. We're not here to judge. Yeah. We would like to know how you got a bad one though, if you know. That would be interesting. Brie and Clint, ZM.

Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, that's Jonas Blue and JP Coopers, Perfect Strangers. Clint, last night my Uber rating dropped dramatically from a 4.9 something to a 4.71. It's quite drastic

considering it's averaged over the number of Uber rides you take over time. Pretty much. You know, like for one ride in particular to impact you by 0.2, he would have had to score you a zero.

I don't even know if you can do that on Uber. Yeah, I think it was from last night I took a couple of Uber rides and I was yelling, play impact you by 0.2, he would have had to score you a zero. I don't even know if you can do that on Uber. Yeah, I think it was from last night. I took a couple of Uber rides and I was yelling, play Ed Sheeran. I would have dropped my rating too. I've just done a little bit of research as well. I don't know about passengers,

but an Uber driver's rating is not allowed to go below 4.6. Yeah, I've heard that. Because I used to rate the drivers. I used to go, oh, it's pretty good. It wasn't the best Uber I've ever been in. Four stars. I give everyone a five. No, I was saving the five for the amazing ones. The guy who has lollies and

tells you cool stories, that kind of thing. The subwoofer. But no, you should rate everybody a five unless they're bad. But we're trying to find, this afternoon, New Zealand's worst Uber rating on 0800 Dial ZM. Connor, hello. Hello.

Yes. What happened? So me and my friends, we went out for a standard Saturday night dinner and some water. And one of my friends drank a little bit too much water and it made his stomach upset. So he threw up through the back of the Uber. And then my other friend found it so gross that he also threw up in the back of the Uber. Oh, double banger. Double banger.

What's the deal with Ubers? Because I know with taxis, the deal was like they pull you in a gas station, they charge you $500 cash. What happens with Uber? What's the soiling fee? Or do they just charge you credit cards straight away? They do, yep. Do you know what the fee was, Connor?

Sorry? Do you know what your fee was, your soiling fee? I didn't get charged because I wasn't the one that threw up. My mates, I think they got charged a couple of hundred each. Was it on your account? No, it wasn't. Okay. So do you know what their Uber rating is?

I don't know what their Uber rating is. Right, great. Okay, cool. Thank you. Being nice, it was a good story. It was a very good story. Maya? Hi.

Hi. What happened, Maya? So, you know, we went out with the girls. I came home by myself. Well, I didn't quite come home by myself. I was a person. And we both called Uber home. And, you know, as we're making out in the back,

I look in the revision mirror and I can see the Uber driver looking, like watching us. Having a sneaky look. Yeah, and then I just kind of said to him, do you want to join? Oh, Maya, you invited the Uber driver into your backseat. As a joke, right? Yeah, of course. Okay.

And what did he say? He kind of ignored me and just kept driving. And I was like, okay. At the end of the night, he dropped us off. I was like, thank you. Before I could even finish saying thank you, he just took off. So what's your Uber rating? 2.9. Oh, rating? 2.9.

Oh! Fire! 2.9. I know, right? You would have thought I would have got a five. Yeah, he obviously didn't appreciate. You offered it and then you took it off the table, Maya. Take it slowly.

Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. Your brand new drive home. Remember, there's still Drake to come in our show. If you want to win ZDM's Drake over takeover to go and see him live in LA. I need to bring something up. You said something today and I can't move past it. Me?

Yep, we need to address it. When? At lunchtime today, you just casually told everyone at the table this story about one of your cats, which you've got two cats, very cute, Ziggy and Bowie. Two cats, yeah. The wonder cats. And you said that recently, which cat is it? The shower chat.

The shower chat, mate. Oh, your Bowie. So you said recently one of your cats, Bowie, every time you have a shower, she has to be in the shower with you. Okay, well, I told you this in confidence. Also, you're not giving it the right context. You're making it sound like I take my cat into the shower with me. You told me that every time you have a shower,

you leave the door open or else she scratches at the door until you open it. I don't think this is as weird as you're making it sound. No, I think it's as weird as it sounds. And cat owners, please back me up here, okay? You said that she jumps up onto the side of the bath and she watches you shower. So it's a new thing, okay?

She's just started doing it. And when I'm showering, and when my wife Lucy is showering, you'll now hear on the bathroom door. That's weird. What are you doing? To the point that she's starting to scratch the paint off the door.

So she's starting to damage the doors. So now you have to open the door so she can watch you guys shower. And that's all she does. The cat walks in, sits in the corner, puts its front paws up onto the side of the bath because we've got a shower tub. So she its front paws up onto the side of the bath because we've got a shower tub.

So she puts her paws up on the side and then she stands up on her hind legs and she just watches. What else? What are you letting these cats watch on TV that they're getting these ideas that that's appropriate? No, it's not that. It's not appropriate. I just think that's strange.

It's also just a cat. Like it's not going to tell anybody. It doesn't have a camera. It's not appropriate. I just think that's strange. It's also just a cat. Like, it's not going to tell anybody. It doesn't have a camera. It's not a person. It doesn't have, it doesn't, it's not like, it doesn't know that it's weird to see somebody naked in the shower. It's still alive and it's looking at you. Like, I don't want a dog in the toilet with me when I'm doing my business.

Why not? Because it's strange. I feel awkward. Someone's watching me. The cats come into the toilet as well. Do they? Yeah. Well, only if, yeah, yeah. come into the toilet as well. Do they? Yeah. Well, only if... Yeah.

I just think it's weird. What else? I'm home alone a lot during the day, so I'll quite often just leave the door open in the toilet because you can. The poor cat. It's weird. The poor cat. Look, the cat people are coming to my rescue here.

Laura, hello. You're a cat person. Hi. Does your cat watch your shower? Oh, my God. She honestly follows me everywhere. I get home. Yeah. I go to the bathroom. Even if I'm, like, going to the toilet, she has to be there.

Every single morning when I have a shower, she has to be in the bathroom with me at all times. And I don't know if it's weird, though, Laura. Do you think it's a bit strange? No. I mean, I'm used to it now and we're probably crazy cat people, Clint, but it's just the way that it is.

Oh, I'm well aware of the error of being a crazy cat person. The minute you start talking about them like people, I understand. But it's not like we've trained them to do this thing. It's not like we said, okay, shower time. That's what you're telling everyone else. No. It's not like we pick them up and carry them into the bathroom. No. It's like, come on, it's shower time. That's what you're telling everyone else. No. It's not like we pick them up and carry them into the bathroom.

No. Come on, it's shower time. Let's go. Yeah. They just know and they need to be there at all times. And we have no control over it. They control our lives. All my mind goes to, Laura and Clint,

is what else are you guys letting them watch? Like what else? What other parts of your life? You know? I mean, you've got a wife wife Clint. Do you ever have privacy? There's no closed doors in our house. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Once upon a time

there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot

Time to put your claim to the test Now I'm just nervous and I'll probably choke A claim that you can pick any movie based on the plot line Nearly any movie, any movie I've seen, yes We're going to put pick any movie based on the plot line. Nearly any movie. Any movie I've seen, yes. We're going to put you head to head with the people, okay? So it's going to be me versus the people. Yeah.

All right. And what are the rules? Best of three. Yep. To say the name of the plot, you need to yell out your own name as your buzzer, okay? No buzzer, no guess. Got it.

If you get it wrong, Yes. Got it. If you get it wrong, I will give the other person a chance to name the movie based on the amount of the plot that has been said so far. Right. If they get it wrong, I'll continue the plot. Excellent. Are we all clear? I'm so nervous now. Welcome to the show, Tim. Hello, Tim.

Hey, mate. Are you a movie buff? Yeah, definitely. Whether I'm going to win or not. Last movie you show, Tim. Hello, Tim. Hey, mate. Are you a movie buff? Yeah, definitely. Whether I'm going to win or not. Last movie you saw, Tim? Oh, gee, that's a good question. Now I'm on the spot. Oh, no.

We're not off to a good start. Okay, Tim, your buzzer is your name, okay? Your buzzer is your name. My last movie, I don't know. I watched so many movies. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, okay? You just buzz in with your name when you know this, okay?

You don't need to wait for me to finish. You yell out your name as soon as you're ready. All right. Best of three. Good luck to everybody. Movie number one. After somebody accidentally pollutes the water supply, the whole town is in...

Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree. Bree. Oh, this is a really off the beaten track guess, but I'm going to say that's the Simpsons movie. Oh, wow. It is? Yes, I'm one up. Here we go.

One point to Bree. We're going to have to let you go, Tim. Thanks, Tim. Thank you very much. Up next, Ryan. Welcome to the show. How you doing? You reckon you can do better than Tim?

I'm going to give it a go. You know the rules. Your buzzer is your name. Okay. Movie number two. And bear in mind, if you get this, you win, Brie. Okay, get out of my head. All right.

A fast-talking mercenary with a morbid sense of humour. Ryan. Ryan. Is it Deadpool? It is Deadpool. Wow, he's good. That was good, Ryan. Ryan. Is it Deadpool? It is Deadpool. Wow, he's good. That was good, Ryan. Well done. He's good. I almost want to keep him there, but we need to keep going.

Patrick. Hey. Kia ora. It all rests with you. We're at deadlock, okay? Pressure, pressure. All men playing the movie game as well. So you're almost doing this for womankind as well. Well, don't make it about that. Here we go, everybody.

You know the rules, Patrick. Your buzzer is your name. I need to hear your name, otherwise your answer is ineligible. Yep. Troubled that he has little access to his children, divorced Daniel hatches an elaborate plan to dress as an older British... It's Mrs Doubtfire. It is Mrs Doubtfire. It is Mrs Doubtfire.

Shit, I was... Unlucky, Patrick. I was thinking Mrs Doubtfire. Have you seen it? Yeah, but like a bajillion years ago. For a bonus point, do you know what year it came out? I'm going to say... 98? out? I'm going to say... 98. Yeah, I'm going to say 96.

1993. Wow. There you go. Hey, undefeated. Undefeated so far. Undefeated. For what's the plot? ZM.

Happy with that. Brie and Clint. He's got it. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint Robinson. Nothing to regret. We are as fresh as fresh can be As far as a radio show goes And with that comes all the bumps and warts

And mistakes that are going to happen So hey, lucky you getting to enjoy those I'm so excited In a month's time we'll be perfect And no one will ever get to hear this rubbish ever again I was going to say, don't promise that Being new to the neighbourhood though, we are doing the polite thing and introducing ourselves to our neighbours.

Our neighbours being the other radio shows. The other drive shows. The other shows that are on around New Zealand in the afternoon. And you've probably heard us call a bunch of people this week. We called JJ Feeney. She's lovely, eh? She's a queen. I love her.

We called Flinny at the hits. How good's Fl, eh? She's a queen. I love her. We called Flinny at the hits. How good's Flinny? Flinny used to work at ZM. Yeah, on this time slot, right? On this very show. Yeah. He told us not to disrespect our forefathers. I love that guy.

Before the show today, we thought we'd give our friends at My Ephemical. They're doing really well at My. And this is the only one where you know them as well Yeah You met the girl, Dani You met Dani who does the drive show on my At the Radio Awards Yeah, met her at the Radio Awards

So you two have a pre-existing relationship The only person that we've called all week That I actually know Kind of Here's my FM Hello, Dani speaking Dani Hello He's my FM. Hello, Danny speaking. Danny.

Hello. Hello, mate. It's Bree here from the new ZM Drive show. Bree and Clint, how are you? Oh, no. Clint's here with me. Clint's here with me. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I'll chuck you on speaker. Oh, no. Oh, no. We just thought, guys, we just thought we would do the rounds and we're new here in New Zealand on the ZM Drive time slot, so we just thought we'd introduce ourselves, you know, to be courteous, let you know that we're on if you want to let your listeners know. Yeah, no worries. We'll let them know.

Why do you keep saying, oh, no? Because we're scared. We're not troubled. We're scared what's going to happen. Don't be scared. It's a good bit of cross-promotion, you know, like hopefully you're going. We're not troubled. We're scared what's going to happen. Don't be scared. It's a good bit of cross-promotion, you know? Like, hopefully you're going to put this on MyFM at the same time. All the ZDM listeners are hearing about the Danny M. Fame show.

It's all good. This is a good thing. Danny, from our last meeting, I'm the one that should be saying, oh, no. You're troubled. Hey, I don't know what you've heard, but it's not true. All right. I heard nothing. I saw everything.

You haven't seen everything yet, Bree. Any advice for us, guys? As an established top-rating drive show currently, what's your advice for us going forward? Just talk about all the customers that you want to get free stuff from. True. Great advice from fame. Love it.

That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I talk about donuts a lot. Yeah, that's a good ploy. And make sure you don't use people's actual names because they could actually sue you for defamation. True. That's another one.

Great advice. He's good. Denny, any advice from you? Just be real. Just be yourself. You guys are both pretty cool people. Yeah. So I think that you'll be sweet.

We also just wanted to let you guys know that because we're like neighbours, like drive show neighbours, we're the type of neighbours that fling dog poo over the fence. So we just thought we'd let you guys know that. Currently checks outside the window. Yeah, I was worried. I thought you guys were going to pop up. But I mean, at the end of the day, come on now.

You guys work for ZM. Your guys' budget is like 15 times as much as us. So you guys will be fine. Yeah, I know. You're right about that. It is. Stay listening. We wipe our bums with money here, so.

Hey, good to properly. We use KFC tissues. You use KFC boxes for shoes. That's good. Good to properly meet you guys. You guys seem great. Yeah, see you at the Neighbourhood Street Party. See you guys.

Brie and Clint on ZDM. I really like that. That is new Martin Garrix with Carleed. It's called guys. Brie and Clint on CDM. I really like that. That is new Martin Garrix with Carlead. It's called Ocean. Brie and Clint, this is the story that has got the world on the edge of its seat at the moment. The story of the Thai football team and their coach who are currently

trapped approximately a kilometre underneath the surface of the earth in a cave. Ross Boss told us about this story earlier and I couldn't believe what he was telling me and that it can actually happen. I've been following this for a bit and just, because they went missing,

before anybody knew that they were still alive, they went into this cave and they were missing for almost 10 whole days. So what actually happened? How did they get stuck? So it's a cave and you can explore the cave. They went in to have a look around and then a flash flood occurred

which got them trapped in a certain spot. They've obviously seeked out higher ground at a part in the cave. The flash flooding has flooded all parts of the cave because the water just searches for the lowest point. So it's filled this cave up. It's monsoon season I think. So now they can't get back out the way they went in. But they also couldn't find them

and there was no guarantee they were going to find them. So at the beginning of this story, it was like, we hope we can find them. They mobilised something like 10,000 military personnel just to try and get to these boys in the hope that they were still there. One of the reasons they knew they were in there, they left their backpacks and their gear at the entrance to the cave because they thought they were just going in for a quick look. So their stuff was still at the entrance to the cave because they thought they were just going in for a quick look.

So their stuff was still at the entrance to the cave when they went in there and they went in with no food, no warm clothing and one flashlight. So how did they survive for 10 days? It is a miracle. For lack of a better word, it's a miracle. They're super young too, right? So they found them. So a Navy SEAL team has found these guys.

They've managed to dive through and get them. And then you'd think straight away the minute you were found, because I don't think you think you, after 10 days, do you think you're going to be found? I think you're really starting to believe that you're not. You'd have to hope because that's all you would have at that point. They survived by drinking water that was dripping off the walls of the cave. Yep.

And had no food. And then the divers come up and they say, you've been here for 10 days. But then the divers had to tell them, we're not taking you out yet because to get out you have to dive. And that's the issue. So these kids who were found a couple of days ago now. A lot of them can't swim apparently. No, they can't swim at all.

So to get out of the cave at this point, you need to be a trained diver. Yeah. And you need to be also a trained climber to get out. Yeah, because they have to have full climbing gear. Yeah. But more than be able to scuba dive, there are parts in the path that they've charted, because they're also working off a very old map in this cave,

the path that they've charted, they think the divers have to bring the kids and their coach. All the kids are between 10 and 15, and their coach is only 25 as well. They have to go through these passages where some of it is too thin to use a scuba tank. Oh my God. So they have to back themselves. And you know from the shark diving that you and I did,

how terrifying it is just having to breathe on a respirator underwater. It's so difficult. You need to be trained. Yeah, and these kids who don't swim and don't dive. I think the kids are nearly as young as 11. There's a couple of options for these kids at the moment. One of them is they train them to dive and they swim them out, which they have started to do.

They've started to feed them to get their energy back up because you remember they were 10 days no food. So they were frail. They have muscle when your muscles start to waste away. Yep.

So they've started to feed them up and get them strong at the moment. There is more rain coming so that's kind of a pressure on them as well. They've blocked that apparently.

I heard that they were pumping trying to pump the water out of the cave. One of the options is train them to dive and get them and dive them out of there. The other one is that they were trying to pump the water out of the cave. One of the options is train them to dive and dive them out of there. The other one is that they swim medics in and whatever they need and the kids and their coach live in there for up to four months until the water subsides and they can get out safely.

Four months in a cave. Isn't that unbelievable? Have you been in a cave before? No. I did the cave dive in Waitomo. Yeah, I don't think I could do it. I think the claustrophobia of it would be too much for me. And honestly, amazing experience, like beautiful.

But even just being in there, I think we were in there for three hours. I can't even imagine what those poor kids would feel like. They are doing some incredible things with this story. They've run a fibre optic cable through. Yeah. They're two kilometres from the entrance of the cave where they went in. That've run a fibre optic cable through. Yeah. They're two kilometres from the entrance of the cave where they went in.

That's how far off track they are. So they can talk to their family. So this cable's gone in and now they can make phone calls and video calls. So they've had FaceTime interaction with their families and that would just be

the most unreal feeling of all time to get to see your kids who have been missing for that long. But they're still in the cave. What an incredible story. What an incredible story. What an incredible story.

And it's still, it is still going on. But everybody's okay at the moment. Well, our thoughts and prayers go out to all of those kids. Let's hopefully they can get them out of there. ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree. And Clint.

ZM. ZM. Bree and Clint. That was pretty much my night last night that they just described. Well, you woke up at a stranger's house? Not that part. Woke up in my own bed, unfortunately. Did you wake up at a stranger's house?

No, I didn't. Did a stranger wake up in your bed? No. Did they not? I knew them. No, I'm just kidding. I saw this story on the internet, Clint, and I wanted to bring- Swift's topic change.

I wanted to ask you you because apparently it's a conspiracy theory. Oh, I love a conspiracy theory. And I want to see what you think about it, right? Yeah, yeah, okay. So this story's breaking news in Indonesia at the moment and the media are absolutely going ballistic over it at the moment. Yeah. They can't figure it out. Yeah. So pretty much a

woman, she was declared missing over a year and a half ago when she got swept away by a large wave. So she was on missing over a year and a half ago when she got swept away by a large wave. So she was on a beach. I think she was swimming in the beach and this wave has swept her out to sea. And then she was allegedly found dead. Like they found a body. Oh, so they didn't just presume she was dead. No, they found a body. They found her.

Anyway, the family couldn't identify her and they thought, no, that's not our auntie or that's not our cousin. Why couldn't they identify her? Because it's been out to sea. Okay, yeah. So anyway, they ended up doing DNA tests and all this kind of stuff and then figured out it wasn't actually her. A year and a half later, she's turned up on the same beach wearing the same clothes alive.

What? She was unconscious, but she's all right now. She's in the hospital. And they don't know what happened. Okay. So it's her. They've DNA tested it's her. Yeah, so it's her.

Because I've watched a lot of shows where kids go missing and then they come back like 10 years later and they claim to be that person the first thing they do is dna test you just to see you're not trying to personality steal a missing person yes so they've they know it's definitely her yeah well it looks exactly like her she was wearing the exact same clothes that she was wearing a year and a half ago when she went missing so what's her explanation well this is where it gets weird. Right. So a few days ago, before she'd been found, her uncle allegedly had a dream about her in which she came to him and said,

you need to go look for me on that beach because I will be there. This is what the uncle has said. Yeah. And then that's how he said that they found her on the beach. The uncle found her? Yeah, so the uncle got together with the family and said... Oh, dodgy uncle. Well, but where has she been for a year and a half?

Case solved. Ding, ding, ding. Dodgy uncle. It's always the dodgy uncle. Jinx. That's grim. Is she all right now? She's fine. Everything's back to normal. Where does she think she's been?

No clue She had a big night out Mate Big wave Big wave