ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 5th 2019
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You're recording.
Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast, where Brie is not here, but Clint, Ben and Ellie are.
I just want to say something so it's on record. I think I'm having a baby on Sunday.
Do you reckon?
Whoa.
Is that what your gut's telling you?
It's my gut's telling me.
Well, here's the issue with that is I've put money on next Thursday.
Yeah.
So hold out.
Next Thursday is closer to the due date
It's very close to the line
But my warders
Which as a man
I think they're located
Around your balls
Yeah right
Says this Sunday
Okay
Which is convenient
And inconvenient
Convenient because
If it comes on Sunday
Guess what
We all get a week off work
Yeah
That would be so good
Yeah they'll just get Georgia
In to do like
Highlights or something
Yeah
Damn I have to do the highlights
Oh yeah
Come on come on
You're a wizard that won't take you long
Yeah that's true
Bad news
Inconvenient because we went and saw the midwife this week
And she goes
And I said oh what if we had the baby on Sunday
Does that work for you?
Like I can schedule it
Yeah yeah
She goes actually my day off
Oh
Do they have days off?
What happens there though?
You get another midwife.
Right.
So you don't really want that.
So you've been through the whole thing with one midwife,
and then they bring in a ringer.
Yeah.
No.
Same thing happens if they have done another birth the same day as yours.
They'll be like, oh, I'm sorry.
Legally, I've worked too many hours.
Oh, okay.
You've got to get a ringer.
I didn't know that.
Why would I know that?
Why would you know that?
Why would I know that as well, yeah.
You've never had a kid? No. Can you imagine being as a father? Oh, buzzy. I didn't know that. Why would I know that? Why would you know that? Why would I know that as well, yeah. You've never had a kid?
No.
Can you imagine Ben as a father?
Oh, buzzy.
I can, but not now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, same.
The amount of times we've used the word buzzy this week, honestly.
Yeah, sorry, I've really brought it to the show, haven't I?
Where's our thing?
Yeah, where's the old, the old yip, yip, yip?
Where's the...
Buzzy G.
We never used your Buzzy G for today
I know
I love that button so much
Get the button ready
Okay I'll do a fact eh
Do the ashes one
Okay
Alright
Did you know
That the man who invented the frisbee
Got made into a frisbee out of his ashes when he died
Buzzy G
That's buzzy eh
Yeah that is buzzy Isn't that buzzy. That's buzzy, eh?
Yeah, that is buzzy.
Isn't that buzzy?
It's also buzzy that someone invented the frisbee.
Yeah, I know.
There's a rumour, a strong urban legend, that Tupac's crew smoked him.
That is the, so you know how I told you I had a list of facts?
Yeah.
That was one of them.
So, Tupac's crew, when he died, they made him into ashes And then they smoked him Yeah put him in a blunt
Buzzy G
How buzzy is that?
Like that is
It's probably the buzziest thing ever
That's pretty off
Have I told you guys
My bad ashes story?
No what?
Do I need my sting ready?
Oh no
Is it not buzzy?
It's not buzzy G
Get it ready
And play it anyway
When my nan passed away
Which was 2014
Oh yeah
She was cremated
And a year afterwards
We scattered her ashes
I think it was on the one year anniversary
Oh yeah
And it was the day of
The day of the Rugby World Cup final
So we got up
Watched the Rugby World Cup final
And it was in england yeah yeah so it
was like five o'clock in the morning yeah and in my mind i was like because i love all blacks i
love the rugby and i was like why am i not enjoying this we're literally winning the world cup and i'm
not enjoying this and it dawned on me later it's because oh yeah i've got to go and scatter my
nan's ashes after this anyway in 2015 lucy and i had been together about a year and a half not a long time and i said oh
do you want to come to this thing it's an important family event you want to come
and wonderful i said you don't have to yeah like i wouldn't want to go to yours but i would if you
wanted me to yes she's going yeah i'll come i'll totally come we go to scatter nan's ashes and my auntie oh no gets the ashes and turns it upside down and shakes
it and lucy is standing downwind of the ashes what goes all over a cloud of my dead nan's ashes blew into lucy's face into her mouth oh my god and into her karen
walker sunglasses she had to get her t-shirt and clean my dead nan who i love very much I'm feeling so many emotions right now
I know and everyone's very somber and stuff
And I have to feel for my family
And at the same time I have to take Lucy aside and be like
Are you okay?
And she's just this stoic look on her face
She's like I'm fine
I am fine
I am fine
It's fine
I'm chill
And I'm like babes you're not fine
You've got Nan in your mouth
Oh my God.
Hit it.
Buzzy G.
It's not the right sting for the right story.
But I love it.
It's buzzy.
In the moment, she wouldn't have appreciated it.
No.
I'm still trying to think if Nan would have appreciated it.
I think she would.
I hope so.
Because the other bit is, my Nan never got to meet Lucy.
I was going to say.
So does she technically
Kind of like
Meet her in some weird
Afterlife way now
If she's in Lucy
Is she technically
Now part of her
And your baby
The baby
Oh
Buzzy G
We found it
We found it
There's the app
We've got global listeners
Too by the way
Who don't understand
The term buzzy
Yeah that's true It was explained yesterday
But basically it's something that is so interesting because it's strange
It's an interesting thing that is interesting
Because it's weird
There you go
Alright we're out of here
There might be a podcast on Monday
But if there's not just know it's for a happy reason
Unless I get hit by a bus
Oh dear Have a good weekend everybody Not. Just know it's for a happy reason. Yeah. Unless I get hit by a bus. Oh, dear.
Oh, no.
Have a good weekend, everybody.
Buzzy G.
Hit it.
ZM.
Let's go, go, go.
Now let me see you dance.
ZM's Brie and Clance.
G'day, everybody.
Happy Friday.
Welcome to it.
God, I love a Friday.
Why is it, oh, I was going to say, why is everyone so happy on a Friday?
It's the weekend.
It's because it's the weekend.
A few days off, mate.
Generic day of the week chat.
Producers, give us one word to describe how Friday makes you feel.
Thirsty.
Oh, I like that, you've got a problem.
Ellie, what about you?
Relieved.
I've done the week, you know?
Today on the show is exciting for a couple of reasons.
One of them, we're going to get Bree on from Celebrity Treasure Island.
She, that's where she is, by the way.
That's not how we're referring to her now.
We're not referring to as Bree from Celebrity Treasure Island.
Or maybe we are.
Maybe we are.
She is that, I suppose.
She has said that we can come up with a phrase
that she will try and integrate into the show.
I like that.
And if it gets on the show and you see it,
maybe there's some kind of prize or something.
Initially, we just need the phrase.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Like a sentence or something like that.
Is there a catchphrase?
Even just a particular word.
Like, do you want her to say some kind of word?
Yeah.
We're taking suggestions for that at the moment.
We're going to crowdsource it.
So if you have a word or a phrase for Bree to use
on Celebrity Treasure Island,
get texting 9696
and we'll put those to her
about half past four this afternoon.
Also today is a Stan Walker Ticket Blitz.
We've got tickets to Stan's shows all across New Zealand.
Let's do another one now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stan Walker's Springboard Tour Ticket Blitz. We've got tickets to Stan's shows all across New Zealand. Let's do another one now.
That's right.
Double passes every hour right up until five o'clock today,
including five o'clock.
If you want them,
you just need to hear it.
This one is for,
oh, phone lines are already full.
Hang up if you're not from Invercargill.
Okay, this hour we have double passes to Invercargill Okay This hour we have double passes
To Invercargill
Up for grabs
0800 dial ZM
First person through
Who's actually in Invercargill
You can have him
Easy as that
And the Ticket Blitz will carry on
Throughout the show as well
As well as Friday Jams
Like this
This is a good Friday Jam
This is Blue
Yeah
The rap version
Oh good Of All Rise ZM.
ZM, Spree and Clint.
The podcast.
Is anybody in the mood
for a feel-good story?
Actually,
is anyone in the mood
for an amazing story
of animal survival?
Yes.
Definitely.
We only tell these stories
that have happy endings.
You'll never get
an amazing story of animal survival with a sad ending.
Okay.
This is the story of Ethan Ferrier,
who was two years old when his dog Fern was stolen
from the front porch of their house in Surrey.
Okay.
This happens more regularly than I think people realise.
And a lot of people with like designer dogs, purebreds, that kind of thing,
you're more at risk of getting your dog stolen
because they want to use them for breeding and that sort of stuff.
It's horrific, but it happens.
That was 2013.
And like I said, Ethan was two years old.
Fern was one years old, one year old.
She was one. A black Fern was one years old. One year old. She was one.
A black Cocker Spaniel.
Back then, Ethan made the news because he wrote a letter that all the papers covered.
And in the letter he wrote,
To the bad men who took Fern,
Can Fern come home now please?
I miss her.
Right in the feels.
That was 2013.
Nothing.
Nothing happened after that. Eventually Eventually you do give up hope
Although I've lost a pet before
That has just disappeared
And you never stop like looking
At animals and going
Is that my cat?
Is that my dog?
You know
And especially if you still live in the area
You would constantly be looking for it
Yeah
But this family
It was six years
So the family eventually I I think you just...
You give up, don't you?
I think so.
And they moved away.
So they moved to a different area.
This, just last week, a dog was found wandering in the area
where they used to live in Surrey.
And it was picked up by animal control and taken in
and they scanned it to see if it had a microchip.
And it did, and the dog is Fern.
Six years later, Fern has shown up,
and because the family had had the dog microchipped,
and I guess kept their details up to date,
because you just do it all online these days,
they were able to get the phone number,
they rang the family, and they said,
hey, we've got Fern, and they were like, and they said hey we've got Fern and they were like
no bloody way
you've got Fern
they went all the way back there
it's Fern
Fern's alive
yay
yeah
seven years old now
and Fern is alive
they do think
that she was used
in an illegal dog
breeding ring
oh
and then either
I don't know
let go
got too old
or escaped
maybe she dug her way out.
Maybe she tunneled out.
That's exciting, yeah.
Like Shawshank Redemption.
Yeah.
We don't know.
But the amazing bit about it for me is that she ended up back in her home area.
Yeah.
Kind of like, what's that movie?
Bingo?
Was that the main storyline in Bingo?
Bingo.
I don't know.
The dog went home and they found her.
Anyway, the dog is back with Ethan.
Ethan's got his dog back.
It's an amazing story of animal survival.
That's fantastic.
Oh, that's so nice.
Harold's Ethan.
He'll be eight or nine now.
Yeah.
How good to be reunited.
You know, back together.
We're reunited and it feels so good.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Please welcome to the studio the person who bought you the pap smear parody,
producer Ellie.
I'm back, guys.
Are you happy to be known as that person?
You know what?
I'm happy.
Yep, I am.
You are?
Yep, I'm an advocate for that.
I'm glad that the girls now know, you know.
You're an advocate for a pap smear parody.
That's the one.
From your health-based news desk, what have you brought to us today?
Yeah, some more body things.
Now, I don't know if you knew this, but apparently you can get eyebrow dandruff.
Gross.
There you go.
Now, I have quite dry skin myself, and sometimes I do notice that I get, like, dry skin in my eyebrows,
and it's like my pet peeve
and I hate it.
I hate it.
Because it does,
like to me,
I just feel really self-conscious.
Yeah.
And I'm kind of like,
oh, it's just my dry skin.
You know how hair dandruff
goes on your shoulders?
Yeah, yeah.
Where does eyebrow dandruff go?
It sort of just like
chills in the eyebrows.
So it just looks like
you've got like little spots
of like, yeah, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I hate it.
But hey, I found an article today, guys, on the internet,
published by Beauty Heaven.
And it turns out you can actually get eyebrow dandruff,
but they've put in here that it can come from all sorts of things.
It can be diet and it can be hormones and all of that.
People are whacking crazy stuff in their eyebrows these days.
Exactly.
Like I was watching some influencer's Instagram story
and she was doing
the tattoo dyeing
where they do
the little micro cuts
and then they fill
your eyebrows with dye.
Oh, that actually
sounds painful.
Microblading.
Oh, blade.
They'll dry your skin out.
Exactly right.
Now the official term
for this is actually
seborrheic dermatitis.
I actually don't know
if I said that right.
I probably haven't. Seborrheic dermatitis. Seborrheic? Yeah. Okay, I can't say it. But
yeah, it can basically, dandruff can come anywhere where you have glands that are rich
in oil. Right. And your eyebrows are. Yeah. But there's a hack and it's a very obvious
hack now that I've read the article. Okay. But the way you can treat eyebrow dandruff is by using
dandruff shampoo.
So you can actually
put it on your eyes.
No, your eyes.
Sorry, not in your eyes
but around your eyebrows
and apparently it does
the same thing as
what it does in your head.
So there's some head
and shoulders in your eyebrows.
Exactly.
So if you've got dandruff.
Makes a lot of sense.
It does make a lot of sense
but I just never thought
to do that.
Do you shampoo your eyebrows?
No, I can't tell you.
Don't ask Ben. He doesn't shampoo his hair at all.
Does anyone?
I don't know.
I don't know.
No.
There you go.
It's a big question now, but hey, you can use a dandruff shampoo in your eyebrows.
You're welcome.
Hey, thank you, Ellie.
The home of pap smear advice and eyebrow dandruff advice.
Thank you.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground,
Dean McCarthy.
Spy.co.nz
He joins us live from America.
We're over there.
I mean, it's the 5th of July here,
but it's the 4th of July there.
Happy Independence Day, Dean.
Happy Independence Day.
Happy 4th of July, everyone.
America is going off today.
They love this.
They love this holiday.
Yeah, they're going crazy for it.
Are they going as crazy as this time last year when Fergie stepped out to do that anthem?
You.
You are savage.
You are savage.
You remember that?
Mate, everyone remembers that.
Who could forget that?
That was a train wreck on epic scale.
No one's seen Fergie since that happened.
Like, I don't think she's surfaced.
Of course you wouldn't.
Yeah.
And notice, she actually got divorced since that happened as well.
Not saying anything, but you know.
You reckon that rendition of the anthem cost her her marriage?
I mean, that's Dean McCarthy.
He knows the inside scoop on Hollywood.
You heard it.
Speaking of which, tell us,
is there news out about who Harry and Meghan's child,
Archie's godparents are going to be?
Yeah, here's the thing.
This time, unlike other royal couples,
they will not be revealing who the godparents are
of our little baby Archie.
Now, this is really cool.
It's kind of like Breaking Protocol,
but there's a few people in Hollywood
tipped to be Meghan's side godparents.
Would you believe George and Amal Clooney?
That would be so...
Imagine getting the godparent presence.
And of course, Serena Williams
also tipped as well.
We'll never know.
They're not going to tell anyone.
And of course, from Harry's side,
it'll just be like some duke,
some like old people from England that we've never heard of.
But Meghan's, she's nailed it.
Some old people from England.
Yeah, I mean, you're absolutely right.
He comes from a boring family.
So, yeah.
But Meghan's total Hollywood.
That's very cool.
Also, yesterday, a lot of news dropped around Little Mermaid.
What do you know?
Here's the thing.
We found out who will be playing Ariel in the live-action Little Mermaid. Her do you know? Here's the thing. We've found out who will be playing Ariel in the live action Little Mermaid. Her name is Halle Bailey. She's signed with Beyonce's album,
actually. She's the most phenomenal singer, most phenomenal actor, and she's African-American.
So everyone loves it, except for some hideous people who say that Ariel, of course, from the
cartoon version that we all grew up with, was white with red hair. So stay tuned. It's a cool new modern Ariel.
And I can't wait.
Oh, my God.
Guess who's playing Ursula?
Have a guess.
Best choice ever.
Magda Zabansky.
No, but that would have been better.
Melissa McCarthy.
Oh, that is good.
Yeah, that was another one I was going to go with.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
African-American Little Mermaid.
That's cool.
I like that.
See, there's also rumors that Kirsten Stewart, you know, Twilight,
that she could play Elvis in the Elvis movie.
Ah.
African American Little Mermaid, female Elvis.
It's 2019, baby.
Let's do it.
Why not?
Why not?
We need a black female James Bond next.
That'll really get some people pissed off.
That is Dean McCarthy.
We'll sing him out
With the national anthem
One more time
As he goes off
To enjoy his 4th of July
Oh you're the worst
Savage
Savage
Welcome producer Ellie
Producer Ben
Hello End of another week Without Brie Everybody coping Everybody doing okay I think so Welcome producer Ellie Producer Ben Hello
End of another week
Without Brie
Everybody coping?
Everybody doing okay?
I think so
It's hard but we're getting there
Tell you what
We've been through a lot less
Glade air freshener in the studio
We have actually
The air is thinner
The air is thinner
Yeah
Much less pungent
You guys are here to present
The high low for the week
Best bits
Worst bits
Also just a high of the year Since this week marks the one year that we've been on air.
Oh, okay.
Just a bit of a high of the year.
What we've been through.
High and low?
I don't think there's many lows.
I think it's actually just a bit of highs.
Just a bit of a celebration.
All right.
Listen up, bosses of ZM.
This is the best stuff that's happened this year.
This is a new video.
We're not going to see how high it's been. Hey, guys. This is a new year.
Hey, guys.
Welcome to another week of Brian Clint's highs and lows of the week,
all the high points and the low points.
We were lucky enough to have Stan Walker co-host with us on Monday,
and he may have just out Sean Clint.
Stan and Clint.
What's up?
What's poppin', everybody?
It's your boy Stan.
I said to Stan, we're going to go into this thing and you need to run this
like you're a radio DJ.
I think I've got a good radio voice.
That's what a radio show is.
We just make it up and laugh.
Oh yeah, so I'll say something
and then I'll be like,
and then he said to me,
you can't mow your lawns at this time.
Are you cool if I just like leave
and leave you to it?
Yeah, I'm actually all good.
Really?
Yes.
You can go.
Good work, Stan.
You're hired.
And this week we celebrated our one year on air.
Congratulations, Bree and Clint.
And us.
It's been a crazy year
from getting a number one song on the charts
to writing of a newt round New Zealand
and chasing Channing Tatum all the way to LA.
Here we go.
Two idiots.
One dream.
To form a festival-ready DJ duo.
Brie and Clint are the Hot Miss Express.
The official iTunes New Zealand chart.
We're number one.
No way!
Send it.
We're number one!
We're number one! We're number one!
We're on the official New Zealand chart.
It goes five, Gaga, four, Gaga, three, Imagine Dragons,
two, George Ezra, number one, The Hotbed Express.
I've got goosebumps, I can't believe that!
I've got a big announcement.
And I would like to announce I bought a van.
No, you bought a what?
A van slash ute.
Yeah!
Baby! Yes! Baby!
Yes!
The only van slash ute in New Zealand.
The nude is coming and everybody's charming.
It doesn't have a warrant and it is full of rust.
I've got a plan.
What if we all pack up our stuff and somehow we go to LA
and we try and meet Channing Tatum in the flesh
to ask him once and for all,
was it an accident or do you actually know who I am
and do you think I'm amazing?
Brianna's amazing.
The names Bri and Clint are chasing Tatum.
That is Channing Tatum's house.
Bri, you've got to get out and call out to him.
There's security everywhere.
Yeah, but we have never been closer to him than we are right now.
We don't know if he's home, but if he is, he'll hear you.
It would actually work.
Channing!
It's me, Brianna!
We follow each other on Instagram.
This is okay.
Oh, there's security.
There's security.
Go, go, go, go, go.
There's security.
As much as it was a great year for us,
it was an even better year for you.
Here's three of our favourite callers from the year.
Just browsing pictures of fur Crocs on my phone.
I went to a show.
Every model on the catwalk was wearing Crocs.
Katie, are you a Croxzilla?
No, not at all.
They should have been banned years ago.
No, you're not one either.
Okay, well.
Yes, Katie. Exactly, with the fur, as you're trying to say have been banned years ago. No, you're not earned either. Okay, well. Yes, Katie.
Exactly, with the fur, as you're trying to say,
like trying to glam them up,
at the end of the day,
if you put makeup on a butthole,
it's still a butthole.
Okay.
Your buzzer is your name.
Buzz in if you think you know the answer to this question.
If you get it right, you win the game.
If you get it wrong, the other person wins by default.
How many males versus females are in the band S Club 7?
Luke.
Luke.
Luke is in.
I'm going to go with three females and two males.
Luke, that's five.
The band's called S Club 7.
Why don't you call off the engagement?
I called him in bed with someone else.
No!
So you literally walked in and he was in your guy's bed?
Yeah, yeah, he thought I was away to barbecue at my mum's.
Barbecue could go for anything from 45 minutes to three hours.
Yeah, at least lock in a movie and then you know the time frame.
He didn't need much to be fair.
Oh, what a year.
What a year.
I reckon keep the show on for another year.
I'd say that too.
Yes, I would.
Hand over the contract
and we'll sign it up
right now.
Yep.
You've been?
You see him on the fence.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, yeah, okay.
Okay, feels good.
Thanks for that.
That's the high-low
for our first one year on air. It's a great video that goes with that too on our Facebook page if you want to. Yeah, okay. I mean, yeah, okay. Okay, feels good. Thanks for that. That's a high-low for our first one year on air.
There's a great video that goes with that too
on our Facebook page if you want to go and see it.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Was mentioning how Auckland today is just pandemonium,
in the city at least.
It's like, well, here's the thing.
One building has had a problem
and it's shut down the whole city.
But it's not the only weird thing that's happened on that same road uh in the last 24 hours producer ellie tell us what
you saw out on the roads oh what i saw was literally about 500 fish out of water on the road
in the cbd literally i was with producer ben and there was a container and it's obviously
fallen off a truck.
It's not actually that funny.
It was just a funny sight to see.
It's fallen off and these guys, police, everything's cordoned off and there's people just swooping like these fish back into this container.
Do you mean scooping?
Oh, yeah.
Yes, I do mean that.
Yeah.
Yeah, so anyway, fish on the road in the middle of town.
For those who know Auckland,
it was right where the Nelson Street off-ramp is.
And for those who don't know Auckland,
imagine a four-lane, four-lane, one-way street.
Like one of the busiest intersections in the city
covered in fish.
So bad.
Ellie got a video which is going on the Branklin Instagram
and in a classic case of laughing at your own jokes, you'll hear this in there.
Looks pretty fishy to me.
That is so sad.
Listen to you going for it.
It's not the joke that makes me laugh.
It's the laugh.
Looks pretty fishy to me.
Loving my own joke.
We can have fun with this, though.
One, it's a Friday, so I don't want to try too hard.
And also it's a fill up Friday,
so we need to give away some free mobile fuel.
Here's your question.
What fell off your car?
Nah, we can go a little bit harder.
We can work a little bit harder than that.
It's a double-ended question.
You can call and contribute to what fell off your car
or what did you find on the road?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay?
We'll take both of those.
Cool.
I'm excited to hear that.
Oh, $800 at him.
Fish is out.
Yeah.
500 fish is, I mean, you're not going to beat that.
No.
Unless there's a live shark.
That would be trippy.
What did you find on the road?
Or what fell off your car?
Or your truck?
Or out of your van?
Okay.
0800 dial ZM.
There's mobile fuel on the line this afternoon.
Bree and Clint.
Looks pretty fishy to me.
Bree and Clint.
The podcast.
ZM.
Looks pretty fishy to me.
Producer Ellie's reaction to finding about 500 fish
strewn across
inner city Auckland road
yesterday.
The same road
where that panel
flew off the building.
Yeah, it's literally
all in the same spot.
It's on the same street.
I don't know what's happening.
And that same street
is where the bus crash
was yesterday too.
There was a bus crash?
Yeah, well,
I think it was caused
by the road closure.
Oh, I didn't know that.
It's like cursed street. It is. Oh, gosh, I think it was caused by the road closure. Oh, I didn't know that. It's like Cursed Street.
It is.
Oh, gosh.
So it's a fill-up Friday, thanks to our mates at Mobil.
So we're playing the game...
What'd you find on the road?
Slash what fell off your car.
It's a double-ended question this afternoon,
and the best response is going to win some free Mobil fuel.
Let's go to the calls first.
Hi, Daniel.
Yeah, hi.
Which of the questions are you calling to contribute to?
So I had something fall off my vehicle.
Fall off your vehicle.
Okay, what was it?
So I drive a ute, and the canopy,
the twin-o cover that I have on the back,
when I pulled on the motorway, flew off.
Oh, like the lid thing?
The lid thing, Um, alright.
Why? Did you not bolt it down?
Alright, did you get in major trouble for that?
You could have caused a serious accident.
Okay, alright. That's a contender.
Next up to play is Erin.
Hi, Erin.
Hi.
Which are you contributing to,
something that fell off your car
or something you found on the road?
No, something that fell off.
We were moving from Kapiti to Palmerston North,
and the back of the truck opened up
and out fell half of our furniture.
Ah, not good. On of our furniture. Ah.
Not good.
On State Highway 1.
Ah.
Okay.
Did you have to get all new furniture?
Yeah, we had to get a new couch and a new fridge.
Okay.
All right.
Still nobody contributing to what did you find on the road. There's a text here that said,
I found a bulk load of sausages on the road once.
That's good.
And then I found the truck that they fell off. Do you return them? Finders keepers when it comes to sausages, I found a bulk load of sausages on the road once. That's good. And then I found the truck that they fell off.
Do you return them?
Finders keepers when it comes to sausages, I thought.
There's a text from someone who said,
I worked as a postman in the UK
and I lost a whole van load full of parcels.
I left the back doors open as I drove off Upper Hill.
Oh no.
That's other people's stuff.
That's other people's stuff.
That's lose your job type stuff there. One more. Let's go to Andrew. Hi, no. That's other people's stuff. That's other people's stuff. Oh, no. That's lose your job type stuff there.
One more.
Let's go to Andrew.
Hi, Andrew.
Yeah, hey, sorry to say, Clint, but mine's something that fell off as well.
Yours fell off.
That's okay.
That's okay.
So basically I was in Auckland and I promised the staff that I'd get them cupcakes.
So I had three boxes of cupcakes that actually came off as I pulled onto the motorway.
And unfortunately, a tourist was behind me and rung the police and said
they just saw some gum gums or yum yums fall off the roof.
But their accent made the police thought they said there were gum guns going off on the roof.
Oh, yeah.
So I ended up being pulled over
and had about four police cars surrounding me
and I didn't know what was going on.
Where's the gun guns?
Where's the gun guns?
You're like, I don't know.
Where's my cupcakes?
This is a horrible misunderstanding.
Okay, I'm going to give it to you.
You guys agree? Yeah, it's a pretty trippy story. Andrew, congratulations reckon we give it to you. You guys agree?
Yeah, it's a pretty trippy story.
Andrew, congratulations.
You've won for yourself some free mobile fuel for our fill-up Friday.
Oh, well, thanks so much, guys.
No worries.
There you go.
Boom, easy as that.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
It is once again New Ed Sheeran Day.
This is kind of happening every Friday at the moment,
almost like every second Friday.
So happy New Ed Sheeran Day. This is kind of happening every Friday at the moment. Almost, like every second Friday. So happy New Ed Sheeran Day.
That's a weird signal for it.
But this has come out
and it's kind of like,
it's kind of like
the weirdest,
most different
Ed Sheeran song
that he's put out so far.
And that's what it seems like
he's doing with this
collaboration album, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, so we've had like
a standard Ed Sheeran song.
Well, even then it was very poppy, the Justin Bieber one.
Yeah, it was, yeah.
And then you had the hip hop one with Chance the Rapper.
Yeah.
And then the ballady one with Carly.
Yeah.
This one's hardcore rock.
This is mean.
I think it's, I've only heard it like once.
I think it's my favourite Ed Sheeran song ever.
So it's, wow.
Really?
That's a big call.
Yeah, I like Ed Sheeran, but I'm not a huge fan of his music.
But this one, I was like, oh my God. Okay, so they're all collabs. This one I like Ed Sheeran, but I'm not a huge fan of his music. But this one, I was like, oh my God.
Okay, so they're all collabs.
This one is Ed Sheeran with Bruno Mars
and also Chris Stapleton,
who I don't know a hell of a lot about,
but you all know him perhaps from this Justin Timberlake song
that he was on.
I hear them call my name
Everybody says say something
Say something, say something
Or you might actually know country music
and you might know
Tennessee Whiskey.
This Chris Stapleton song.
What we've done is we've put together a panel of ZM listeners to be our judges.
Jordan, you're going to be a judge, okay?
Yep, awesome.
Grunter, you're also going to have some input on this music.
You're up for that?
I'm up to it.
Okay, cool.
Ems, have you heard the song yet, the new Ed Sheeran song?
Was that Ems?
Yeah, yeah.
Have you heard it yet?
Sure enough, I haven't.
No?
Okay, well, first listen.
You stay there.
You'll be a judge.
Hayley, you're a judge as well.
You're going to rate the music for us.
Awesome.
And also, Steve.
Steve, we need a strong opinion from you
out the back of this, all right?
Yeah, man.
Okay, guys, here we go.
Like we said, the strangest sounding Ed Sheeran song so far from his new album
featuring Bruno Mars and Chris Stapleton.
Oh!
This is called Blow.
Want your text as well, 9696.
It's New Music Friday.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
It's a New Music Friday on ZM.
Unlike any we've done before,
that's new Ed Sheeran with Chris Stapleton and Bruno Mars.
Does that get the obnoxious new music air horn?
I think it does.
I love that song so much.
Can you believe that that's Ed Sheeran?
I can't.
Darling, you look perfect.
Rock!
It's definitely out there.
That's good.
And the reactions are flooding in on the text machine,
but we have our music panel together.
We've got our five people standing by.
So let's go straight to them and find out.
Jordan, is it a yes or no for new Ed Sheeran
with Bruno Mars and Chris Stapleton for you?
Oh, my God, one million percent yes.
Amazing. Yeah. It's really different, though, eh? It is. It's so good and I'm a sucker for a good guitar solo.
Yeah, same Jordan, same. Bust out your Holden ute, baby. It brings out the bogan and the best of us.
Grunter's here. I feel like with a name like Grunter, that this is a foregone conclusion that
you are holding your phone with rock horns in the other hand. What's your reaction to name like Grunter, that this is a foregone conclusion that you are holding your phone
with rock horns in the other hand.
What's your reaction to that, Grunter?
Throwing up the goat, bro!
Do you ever expect to hear that
come out of Ed Sheeran?
Oh, hell no.
I don't expect to hear that on The Rock now, man.
I know, right?
I wonder if they'll play it.
Yeah, interesting. Are The Rock brave enough man. I know, right? I wonder if they'll play it. Yeah, interesting.
Are The Rock brave enough to play Ed Sheeran and Bruno Mars?
Because it's not just, yeah, okay.
Let's keep going.
Ems is here.
Hey, Ems.
Hey, guys.
First things first, big fans of the show.
Yeah, thank you very much.
What about the song?
How do you feel about the song?
Yeah, totally rad.
It reminded me of things like Lenny Kravitz and Guns N' Roses and Led Zeppelin.
I wanted to like Smoke Siggy's Drink Beer and Drive Safe.
Yes.
For the record, that was Smoke Siggy's Drink Beer
and Drive Safe, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The other way around maybe.
Yeah, Drive Safely by Smoke Siggy's.
Oh God, what are we out of?
Hey Hayley, how you going?
Good, thank you.
We're three from three.
Rate the new Bruno Mars, Ed Sheeran.
Oh, I loved it so much.
It's like the perfect pump-up song before sport.
It's intense, eh?
It is.
Like, it really is a rock...
Like, yeah.
Okay, that's four from four.
There's only one left.
Hey, Steve.
That was great.
Yo.
Take us home, baby.
Rate the new Ed Sheeran, Chris Stapleton, Bruno Mars song for us.
Yeah, nah, I'm not a fan, eh?
Oh, Steve.
You buzzkill.
You absolute buzzkill.
You know, if you came in hot, I was about to go, spin it again, spin it again.
Come on.
You don't like it?
Nah, I'm not a fan, eh?
Okay, that's fine.
That's all right.
That's fine.
Why don't you like it? Oh, it's fan, eh? Okay, that's fine. That's all right. That's fine. Why don't you like it?
Oh, it's just not, it doesn't sound right.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Fair, fair.
That's sweet.
It's different.
Four from five, that's different than what I was expecting.
Pretty good.
Might have to play it again a little bit later.
Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Please welcome, all the way from Fiji,
Brie Thomasel.
Ah, bula.
Bula.
How's your tan?
You looking good over there?
You really drinking it in?
You look like a local yet?
My knees are tan, my elbows are tan, and my face is tan.
The rest, not so much. Why are your knees and elbows so tanned?
Because that's the only piece of my skin that's out most of the day.
Oh, I thought you had that awkward thing where you don't know how to exfoliate your fake tan
and it all pulls in like your joints and stuff.
Yeah, no, that's happening too.
Also, I've run into a bit of a problem.
I didn't bring a razor on tour with me.
And we're in the middle of nowhere here in Fiji.
And I've been on the hunt for a disposable razor for four days.
So my legs are not looking good.
Get Matt Chisholm to run your whole body over once with his face razor.
That'd be good bonding for you guys.
He'll give me his face razor for my legs, surely.
Yeah, no, but it's a man's razor, so you probably need a man to operate it.
So he can help you out.
He can help you out.
You idiot. Hey, you suggested it, and so we've gone man to operate it. So he can help you out. He can help you out. You idiot.
Hey, you suggested it, and so we've gone ahead and done it.
What we've got is suggested by ZM listeners some words and phrases for you to try and work
into Celebrity Treasure Island.
Now, I know it's not live,
so it would have to go through you, into the record,
then make the edit and actually get onto TV.
What are the chances you think of, first of all, that actually happening?
Well, the director, Greg, is standing right near me, so very slim.
I would never try and get different lines into the show
that our listeners have suggested.
I'm a professional.
Well, look, tell him it'll be a ratings bonanza
because everybody will be watching the show,
trying to hear whether their line is in the show or not.
I'm just moving away from him now so he cannot hear me.
Yeah, no, fair enough, fair enough.
Yeah, if he doesn't know, then he doesn't know what to edit out, right?
Exactly.
Okay, well, we've had the lines open all afternoon
with people suggesting things, so are you ready?
I just want your honest feelings about all of these, okay?
Okay, okay, I'm ready.
The first text that's come in I think is quite,
it's really only going to appeal to one person.
Leroy Jenkins has texted in and said,
Bree should scream Leroy Jenkins on the show.
Yeah, I mean, could be a bit niche.
Could be a bit niche, yeah.
Okay, well, we'll put that one in the maybe pile, yeah?
Maybe, maybe.
Someone has texted in and said,
this is one for like the challengers.
I don't know what sort of challengers
you've got the guys doing, but if it's anything
like Survivor, there'll be some rope-based
stuff and you could work in
swinging like Snuffleupagus's
trunk.
Oh, I don't mind that. I don't
mind that at all. Yeah, or you could just do
it over a shot of Zach Guilford
walking down the beach.
Yep, works either way.
Yeah, works either way.
How about someone asks you a question and you respond with, does a teddy bear shit in
the woods?
I mean, that's something I would say.
Yeah, right.
It sounds like something in your vocab anyway.
Might be a bit AO for TVNZ too, but that's okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Bree's on the phone with us.
We've got suggestions from you guys about what she should say on the show.
These are just words.
I'm going to just throw these words at you and you tell me yay or nay.
Flatulence.
What?
What?
Flatulence.
Yes, love it.
Love it.
Moist.
Moist.
The most hated word in the English dictionary.
Could be a bit hard to get over the line, but I'll give it a go.
Chode.
C-H-O-A-D.
Chode.
Describe something wider than it is long.
Chode.
Could be used for a few contestants.
Again, that could be used for Zach Guilford.
Oh, my God.
How much do you know about Zach Guilford?
No, I mean physically.
I mean just looking at him.
He's a stocky man.
I don't really feel like we've got anything over the line yet.
There's two left, and this one is a full sentence.
Someone would like you to get in there.
I wouldn't use the long drop for at least 45 minutes to an hour.
Something unholy has gone on in there.
Oh, my God. I'm not using
the long drop though. Are you not?
No, I'm in the hotel.
But it's right in your wheelhouse, like
that one is on brand for you. That's okay.
There's one more suggestion for what
you should get onto. Hopefully this is a good one.
Yeah, what you should get onto Celebrity Treasure Island.
I'm not a big seafood eater but I think I might have crabs.
I have already done a crabs gag.
No!
Already in the show.
But hey, you know what the old saying is?
What's that?
You know what's better than one crabs joke?
Multiple.
You know what they say, you can't have crabs too many times.
Do you have a favourite out of those?
Do you have one that jumps out at you that you'd like to work into the show?
I think I might give the snuffleupagus one a rip.
Swinging like a snuffleupagus's trunk.
I like that.
Okay.
I like that one.
And I think who and everyone listening will be very excited to hear
that I have tried to work into the script multiple times already.
Hey, you all right?
You all right?
Hey, you all right?
Yeah, I'm excited about that.
Cool.
Okay, well, if you see a swinging like a snuffleupagus's trunk
on Celebrity Treasure Island when it is on TVNZ2,
you are in the running for $3,000 of Brie Thomasel's own money.
Fantastic.
Have a good weekend, mate.
We'll talk to you later.
What the hell?
See you guys.
Full of an aka.
ZM, Spree and Clint.
The podcast.
Ellie is here and she has news from our,
oh, this is a controversial desk,
our influencer desk.
Hashtag sponsored, not sponsored news.
What have you got for us?
Customers at a popular Los Angeles ice cream truck
have been being a bit cheeky.
And when I say customers, I mean influencers.
Yeah.
So Joe Nietzsche is the Nietzsche.
He's the owner of this truck and he's a young budding actor.
So he needs money.
He needs $4 every ice cream. It's only $4, by the way. He's a budding actor, not a the owner of this truck and he's a young budding actor, so he needs money. He needs $4 every ice cream.
It's only $4, by the way. He's a budding actor,
not a budding ice cream truck owner. No.
That's just how he gets by, you know. He needs that money.
Remember Ron Weasley bought an ice cream truck after Harry Potter?
Oh, I didn't actually know that.
He goes, acting's not for me. I've had fun.
I'm going to live a normal life, but
I'm also going to buy an ice cream truck. Sorry,
side note. No, that's interesting. Yeah, so this guy
has an ice cream truck to get him by, but he's getting sick of influencers coming up and asking buy an ice cream truck. Sorry, side note. No, that's interesting. Yeah, so this guy has an ice cream truck to get him by,
but he's getting sick of influencers coming up
and asking for an ice cream in exchange for a therapist.
So he's actually gone viral himself now
because he posted a sign at his ice cream truck
that says influencers pay double.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, so basically influencers have to pay $8
and other people can just pay $4
because he's like,
why are you trying to ask for a $4
ice cream for free? What kind of ball bag?
That's the thing and they're self-proclaimed
influencers. Is using their Instagram
to get a $4 ice cream. Exactly. He said
an actress from a well-known show
he didn't name came up and
asked him if he could give the entire cast
and crew free ice creams and they'd post
a photo of his truck. Oh, name her.
Name her. I know right. Name her. Name her.
I know, right?
Name her.
Yeah.
And he obviously said no to that and he's getting really sick of it.
But he's actually now, his business has boomed because of this viral photo.
Yeah.
And there's other small businesses who are messaging him saying,
thank you for saying something.
Thanks God someone's done it.
Yeah, because we feel the same.
Someone did an article recently, came out and said,
I run a hotel and I'm so sick
of getting asked the same thing as well.
Yes. Because I get it. If you have an Instagram
account and you've got a following, you probably
will get stuff for free. Yeah. But
let it come to you, man. That's the thing.
If someone comes to you and says, hey, I'd love to give you
this thing. Totally. It's like asking
for a gift. I know it is. And he
actually said, the thing that mind boggles
him is that he still gets people coming up
and it clearly means
that there's other businesses saying yes.
So other people are saying yes.
So he's like,
why are people saying yes to these people?
We need this money
to pay our school tuition fees for our kids.
Also, influencers,
you're basically saying
a post on your page is worth $4.
Yeah, exactly.
So you're kind of just
underpillowing yourself.
All right, that's influencer news
from producer Ellie.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
This is quite interesting.
What's the best piece of advice your mum has ever given you?
I want you to think about that because there is a mum
whose advice is going viral at the moment.
Her son, she's in Scotland, I think, and her son is off to Spain.
Magaluf is where he's going.
Have you seen
um
the In Between Us movie
yes
I think that might be
where they go
on the movie
anyway she's concerned
so we're going to go
through this advice
because I think it might
be good advice
for everybody
for the weekend
alright
think of this woman
as everybody's mum
and take this advice
with you
she said look
I'm starting to stress
about you going
to Magaloof tomorrow
and I've been thinking about some words of advice.
He's taken all of her text messages and he's reposted them all.
So text message number one.
Don't drink before you get on the plane.
If you are drunk, they won't let you on the plane.
Just remember the Eminem concert.
Well, actually, I don't suppose you can remember the Eminem concert.
That is very good
advice for not peaking too early.
You know, that means just time you run,
just get on the plane. Once you're
on the plane, you're golden.
Get a good start.
Get a good start. Yeah. Okay.
Advice number two that is going viral from this Scottish
mum.
Don't take your passport out
at night for ID.
Over the last month, you've lost
two provisionals, three door
keys, bank cards, money
and a wallet. You can't be trusted.
I reckon if you look over
12 in Muggaloof, you probably
won't get ID'd anyway.
If you lose it, they won't let you home
which wouldn't be a bad which wouldn't be a bad,
which wouldn't be that bad,
but you only have about a tenner
in spending money.
That's so good.
I always get PTSD
when I see someone
with their passport in town.
Yeah.
I'm like,
that is such an important document.
Oh, I did it in LA
and I was scared
the whole time.
Yeah.
Because we went out in LA
and you and Brie were like,
oh, we've got our passports
and I looked at Clint
and I was like,
I'm not bringing my passport
Yeah
Bree got robbed
Yeah well exactly
In their bar
She got robbed
They stole her phone
Could have been her passport
So that's good advice
Take another document
Take something else
Advice number three
That this Scottish mum
Has texted her son
That's going viral at the moment
Remember to eat
Don't judge the price of food
on how many alcoholic drinks
you could buy
for the same amount.
Oh, that's classic me too.
Hands up if you're guilty of that.
Yeah, definitely.
Right?
You go,
oh, but that's actually,
I mean, $15 for a bowl,
for like a poke bowl.
I get two drinks for that.
It's not the point.
No, exactly.
You know?
And as you get older
you start to realise
eating is not cheating
no
eating is
eating is life insurance
yes
eating is
it's night out insurance
you can have a bit of
god I do sound old
don't I
yeah
and mine is Scottish mum
okay
this is the advice
that's going viral
advice number four
if there's a boat party
or even a pool party,
just stay away.
Mind that time you accidentally
walked into a pond and had to come
home naked without a working phone.
This guy, eh?
This guy is outstanding. He's replied
back to his mum, good times.
Advice number five from the mum.
Don't get a tattoo.
Or if you have to get one, make sure it's on your bum
so that when you're not...
So when you're regretting it for the next 70 years,
it's not such an obvious daily reminder
of when you were an 18-year-old twat.
To which he's replied back
are you going to shut up?
You guys ever got a tattoo
when you were drunk?
No I haven't actually.
You and Bree
had that great idea
that we should get them in LA.
We did yeah.
Dumb idea.
Then we didn't.
Can you imagine
if the four of us
had permanent reminders
of the time
we didn't find Channing Tatum?
No night out
no night out
is that good
that you want to
immortalise it forever.
I believe.
Yeah, true.
And advice number six
that's going viral
from this Scottish mum
to her son
who's off to Spain.
Don't have
unprotected sex.
Great.
A night of fun
is not worth
a lifetime of gonorrhoea.
Oh my gosh.
Does it last a lifetime?
Is gonorrhoea forever?
In fact,
don't have sex at all.
You don't know where they've been.
That's good.
That's golden.
That's good stuff.
That's great mum stuff.
That's good stuff.
I mean, you can pick and choose from that.
She's not your mum.
You don't have to listen to any of it.
But surely there's some solid advice in there for everybody this weekend.
Yeah, definitely.
If there's not, share.
Korero mai, New Zealand.
Call us now
and share your best
piece of advice
you ever got
from your mum.
Okay?
We're talking light-hearted,
we're talking fun,
or actually just
rock-solid advice.
Yep.
If you've got something
you want to share,
phone lines are open,
0800-DIAL-ZM,
or you can text
your best mum advice
to 9696.
ZM Spree and Clint,
the podcast.
So we're looking for the best piece of advice your mum ever gave you.
There is a Scottish mum who's going viral after her son posted all the texts that she sent him before he went on holiday in Spain.
Some of them are a bit over the top.
Some of them are rock solid advice.
But it's a Friday.
We're going into a weekend.
Who couldn't use a little bit of advice?
There's great stuff coming in on the text machine.
Someone said, my mum always told me not to get a dog until I had a house.
I didn't listen, and now I have a dog, and I live with my mum.
So, yeah, that's quite good advice.
Hey, Casey.
Hi.
How are you going?
I'm good, thanks.
How are you? Good. What's the best
piece of advice your mum ever gave
you?
That would be the best
beauty secret in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Best anti-aging,
and it's so easy, is to always
wear sunscreen. Oh, yeah,
that's just good all-round advice, isn't it?
And especially one
thing that people always forget is your hands and your neck.
That's very wholesome advice, Casey.
I quite like it.
Yeah.
No one's sunscreen.
Yep, good.
Okay.
Let's go to Sean.
Hi, Sean.
G'day, mate.
G'day, mate.
Someone...
I wish Bree was there so I could ask if she was all right, eh?
Oh, she's in Fiji, mate.
Why don't you DM her and just say, hey, Bree, you all right?
She's a bloody legend, I'll tell you that much.
She's a bloody legend.
I'm going to run this advice past you before you give us your mum.
Someone's texted and said, if a friend is doing drugs,
just take some Panadol so that you look cool.
That's pretty solid.
That's pretty solid advice, right?
Yeah.
What's the best piece of advice your mum ever gave you?
So my old lady from
the day I turned 16 and started noticing
the lady,
she said, I'm too young and
too pretty to be a grandmum, so either
keep it locked in the closet or lock it in your pants, mate,
otherwise you're getting a flat.
A good old kiwi old mum there.
Have you made her a grandma yet?
Oh, nah, definitely not.
I'm scared of that slap, I'll tell you that much.
She's still too young and too pretty, right?
Yeah, mate.
Yeah, mate, that's the one.
All right, hey, Sean, good to hear from you, man.
Have a good weekend.
Cheers, mate.
You too.
Let's go to Courtney.
Hey, Courtney.
Hey.
How's this for advice?
This one's been texted and someone said
this is the best mum advice they ever got given.
Be careful who you breed with
because you'll be stuck with that person
for the rest of your life
that's great advice
that's good eh
that's solid
what's the best piece of advice your mum ever gave you
okay so it's a saying that I've always kept
because during high school
when you know how people have opinions
about what you do
and perceptions and their perspectives
about things
yes
I've always been told
rest in the peace of knowing the truth,
which means that you know the truth, you know the perspective,
you know what's happened.
Don't let what they have to say about it bother you.
Hashtag wholesome, babes.
What was it again?
Can you give it to the wording to us?
Rest in the peace of knowing the truth.
Oh, namaste.
I like it.
Have a good weekend, Courtney.
Thank you. Cheers. Let's go to Jessie. Hey, Jessie. Hey, guysaste. I like it. Have a good weekend, Courtney. Thank you. Cheers.
Let's go to Jessie. Hey, Jessie.
Hey, guys. How's it going? Yeah, good. I'm going
to run this advice past you before you
give us yours. Someone's texting. They said the best
piece of advice their mum ever gave them was
make sure you marry someone over
the age of 80.
That's rich.
Someone over the age of 80 that's rich.
That way, you'll have enough money to pay for the therapy you'll need
after they die.
What?
That wasn't my mum, thank goodness.
No, that's not your mum.
What's the best piece of advice your mum ever gave you?
When I had my first little one, mum always said to me,
if it looks like dirt or bark in the house,
don't pick it up with your bare hands.
Yeah, that's good.
I like it.
And that's good advice from me too at the moment.
Thanks, Jessie.
You're welcome.
All right, see you.
See you, mate.
Have a good weekend.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
It's hard, man.
I'm doing twice as much talking.
Yeah, you're talking a lot.
Bree's on Celebrity Treasure Island,
and we don't know when she's coming back,
but let's do Birthday Banger.
Producer Ellie is here,
and she's helping us as Producer Ben,
and we're going to do a Birthday Banger for you, Annie.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you going?
Good, thank you.
How are you?
You're really good.
Are you ready to find out what your birthday banger is?
I am.
Okay, give us your birthday.
The 5th of May, 1998.
Okay, Annie, you were 16 on the 5th of May, 2014,
and on that day, this topped the charts.
Oh, I'm just looking for a good night.
Oh, I'm not looking for the...
Reece Mastin.
Oh, love him.
What a banger. What a banger. Were you into Reece Mastin. Love him. What a banger.
What a banger.
Were you into Reese Mastin when you were 16?
Big Reese Mastin fan.
Yeah, big Mastin fan.
Same.
Big Mastinator.
Okay, let's go to Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, how are you?
Going good.
Really good.
Excited for the weekend.
How are you going?
Not too bad.
It's Friday.
Oh, okay. A little bit of
hesitance in the voice. Let's see if
we can get you a good birthday bang and cheer you up. What's
your birthday? The 27th
of November, 1990.
Okay, Sarah, you were 16 on the 27th
of November, 2006
and on that day, this was number one.
Yeah. The last time it was cool to wear a fedora I want you to do Give me my love Give me my love My love Yeah
My love
The last time it was cool
To wear a fedora
With a waistcoat
And skate shoes
Definitely
Yeah definitely
Justin Timberlake
From Future Sex Love Sounds
You get my love
You're happy with that right?
Oh yeah
I'm completely happy
Yeah
Cool
That's your birthday banger
One left to compete
And it's for Anna
Hi Anna Hey What's your birthday banger. One left to compete and it's for Anna. Hi, Anna.
Hey.
What's your birthday?
21st of December, 1987.
Okay, Anna, you were 16 on the 21st of December, 2003,
and on that day, this topped the charts.
Try to take it slow, but we're still losing control.
And we're trying to make it work, but it still ends up the worst.
Black Eyed Peas with Fergie.
Shut Up is your birthday banger.
Happy?
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty happy about that.
Were you a big Black Eyed Peas fan?
Oh, yeah, low-key, low-key was.
Does it remind you of being 16?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, okay.
That's what this is here to do.
There's three goodies there today. There is.
We've actually had Black Eyed Peas come up this week. We had My Humps. And we play today. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, okay. That's what this is here to do. There's three goodies there today. There is. We've actually had Black Eyed Peas come up this week.
We had My Humps.
And we played it, eh?
Yeah, yeah.
So they've had a big week.
We've played that Reece Mastin song as well.
We have.
But I'm not opposed to playing songs again.
I mean, I love it.
We played Total Eclipse of the Heart for the second time.
Yeah, yeah.
So far, this show has played 12 minutes of Total Eclipse of the Heart.
And that's just from playing it twice.
Yes, exactly.
Love it.
So what are we going to play?
Well, I mean, I am a Mastinator.
So I love Rhys Mastin, but that could just be me.
What do you think, Clint?
I like the Justin Timberlake song.
Okay, yep.
But is it the best Justin Timberlake song?
It's not Cry Me a River.
No, it's not.
I do like Shut Up too
I like Shut Up as well
I love Shut Up
As soon as I heard the hook
I was like, God
We haven't heard that in a while
I haven't heard
When's the last time
that played ever?
That's Friday Feels, right?
Yeah
Yeah, okay
Okay, let's do it
Anna, you win Birthday Banger
Congratulations
Oh yeah, that's cool
Here we go
Black Eyed Peas Birthday Birthday Banger, this is ZM. And we try to make it work, but it still ends up the worst
And I'm crazy, what's gonna be your lady?
I think I'm going crazy
Girl, me and you was just fine, you know, we wine and dine
Did them things that couples do when in love, you know
Walks on the beach and stuff, you know
Things that lovers say and do
I love you, boo I love you, too
I miss you a lot
I miss you even more
That's why I flew you out
We was on tour
But then something got out of hand
You start yelling when I would break plans
Even though I had legitimate reasons
You know I have to make them dividends
How could you trust a private eyes, girl?
That's why you don't believe my lies
And quit the sex
Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up We try to take it slow That's why you don't believe my lies and quick deception. I think I'm trying to get you to listen Humanity to the has become our tradition You yell, I yell, everybody yells
Got neighbors across the street saying
Who the hell, what the hell's going down?
Too much of the bickering, kill it with the sound
And shut up, just shut up, shut up
Shut it up, just shut up, shut up
We try to take it slow
But we're still losing control
And we try to make it work
But it still ends up the worst
And I'm crazy
Crazy
I'm trying to be your lady
You would think I'm going crazy
Girl, our love is dying
Why did you stop trying?
I've never been a quita
But I do deserve better
Believe me, I will do bad
Let's pick up the band, start this new plan.
Why?
Because it's the same old routine.
And then next week, I hear them scream.
Girl, I know you're tired of the thing to say.
You're damn right, because I heard them lame, damn excuses just yesterday.
That was a different thing.
No, it ain't.
That was a different thing.
No, it ain't.
That was a different thing.
It was the same damn thing.
Same ass excuses.
Boy, you're useless.
Whoa!
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Don't go.
Now, please go.
I don't know.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Stop the talking, baby., shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up Stop the talking, baby
I start walking, baby
Stop the talking, baby
I start walking, baby
Stop the talking, baby
I start walking, baby
Stop the talking, baby
I start walking, baby
Stop the talking, baby
I start walking, baby Stop the getting, baby Stop what happened, baby ZM Brink, oh, that just ends weirdly.
That's the Black Eyed Peas, the winner of Birthday Banger today.
Well, shut up. banger today was Shut Up.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Right now it's time for the one second song challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
This is my favourite game on the show
because it lets me win.
Last week we had special guest Benny
who sings Soaked in the studio.
She released her first EP
and she had a gig on that night at the Power Station.
I feel kind of bad.
It was like her big day.
And I whooped her.
Yeah, you really did.
I whooped her like cream.
You got 10!
This is so unfortunate.
I know it is.
I have never got 10 before
and the one time that I do
I have to smash
our special guest.
Nice work.
I mean, I acted humbly
as did Ellie, my hype girl.
Oh shit, I was so excited for you.
I nearly broke the microphone.
I love how hyped you were for me to get a 10. I was, I was so excited for you. I nearly broke the microphone. I love how hyped you were
for me to get a 10. I was. I was so stoked
for you. I will be equally stoked
this week if Peaky, our first
ever ZM listener competing
in the One Second Song Challenge gets 10.
Is it a possibility? Have you heard the game before?
Do you think you'll be good at it, Peaky?
Yeah, I heard you last week.
Oh, there you go. Alright. I'm kind of nervous
today though. Yeah, so what's going to happen is we play with the exact same songs,
so it's an even playing field.
You're going to go first, so I'll step out into a soundproof area,
and you'll play, and then I'll come back and use the same songs as you did.
All right?
Okay.
I'm going to go.
By the way, if you beat me today,
we're going to hook you up with some free mobile fuel.
It's a fill-up Friday, and our mates at Mobile will fill your tank for you, okay?
Okay, no pressure.
Good luck.
I'm leaving.
Okay, Peaky.
So you can give me artist name or the song title.
Just one is all I need.
And now that Clint's gone, we're just going to secretly tell you.
We've given you 30 seconds.
He only gets 20 seconds, okay?
So you've got a bit longer.
All right?
Okay? All right, okay?
All right.
Ready, ready, Ben?
Hit off the first song.
Oh, Can You Wait.
Yes.
Pass.
Yep.
Black Eyed Peas.
Correct.
Oh, pass. Yep. Um, oh, pass.
Yeah.
Ed Sheeran.
Correct.
Oh, um, pass.
Cheerleader.
Yeah, well done, mate.
Well done.
All right.
Clint's going to come back in.
You did well there.
No, it's hard.
No, you did well. You did well. Well done. All right. Clint's going to come back in. You did well there. No, it's hard. No, you did well.
You did well.
Well done.
All right, Clint.
I can lip read through the glass.
I can't hear anything, but I can lip read.
And I did see producer Ellie saying correct a few times.
So he's scared.
Okay.
All right, Clint.
You can give me artist name or the song title and you can pass as well.
Okay.
When you're ready, Ben, kick it off.
Kanye West. Correct. Ed Sheeran. Correct. Black Eyed Peas. Okay. When you're ready, Ben, kick it off. Kanye West.
Correct.
Ed Sheeran.
Correct.
Black Eyed Peas.
Correct.
Fall Out Boy.
Correct.
Ed Sheeran.
Correct.
Post Malone.
Correct.
Omi.
Correct.
Maroon 5.
Yep.
Pink.
Yep.
Bruno Mars. Correct. Oh my gosh. Clint. Pink. Yep. Bruno Mars.
Correct.
Oh, my gosh.
Clint has done it again.
No.
He's got 10 out of 10.
Oh.
Sorry, Peaky.
You did very well, too.
Good game.
Peaky got 4 out of 10.
Well done, Peaky.
But very good effort.
Same score as Benny got last week.
Yeah, yeah.
And I got the same score as I got last week, which is 10.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, all right. Man, am I too? Is this game? Don't worry, Pe. And I got the same score as I got last week, which is 10. Yeah, yeah, all right, all right.
Man, am I too?
Yeah, we'll rub it in.
Don't worry, Piki,
you get the fuel, okay?
We're going to give it to you.
Oh, sweet.
Cool, thank you.
Have a great weekend.
Is this game going to get cancelled
because I'm so good?
Oh, my mate.
Can I just say,
that wasn't as smooth
as last week's one.
Yeah, I actually thought
you were going to get 10.
Last week, I felt like I was...
You flew last week.
You know that bit of The Matrix
where Neo starts to see The Matrix
for the first time ever
and he can start to dodge the bullets?
Yeah, you were just.
That's what I did last week.
You did.
I wasn't sure this week, but you did it just.
This one was a bit more Russell Crowe, Beautiful Mind, you know?
Dipping in, dipping out.
There you go.
No, you nailed it though.
All right.
Well done.
What a celebration of me this afternoon.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Hey, we've got some Toy Story news for you this afternoon.
I saw a thing the other day that said whether kids now want to accept it or not,
they are now 90s kids.
And it had a picture of the movie's lineup.
And it was Toy Story, Aladdin, Lion King, and now Little Mermaid as well.
It's all come all the way back around.
That's a really buzzy thought actually.
It is.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
But this one is about Toy Story 2, not Toy Story 4.
Yeah, Toy Story 2 is in the news now because they've actually had to delete a scene out of the movie.
And you'd think that it was literally released in, I think it was 1998.
Yeah.
That was ages ago, clearly.
But they've had to delete
the scene that involves
Stinky Pete.
Now, he's obviously
the old guy that hangs out
with Jesse and Woody
and all of that.
Yeah.
Basically,
maybe just listen to the clip
and you might understand
why they deleted this scene.
All right.
Prospector, how about you?
And so you two are
absolutely identical.
You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in toy story 3 i'm sorry are we back oh all right girls lovely talking with you yes anytime you'd like some tips on acting i'd be glad to chat with you
all right off you go then so basically that's the scene where he is interrupted basically
flirting with the two Barbie dolls
and kind of asking them for favours to get roles in movies,
which is very, very similar to the other things that have been in the news recently, Harvey Weinstein.
Isn't that incredible, eh?
Yeah, and that was in a kid's movie.
Yeah, in 1999.
Yeah, right.
So 20 years ago.
Yeah.
I get it.
The character is doing Like a
Parody
Of a dodgy
Old man
Yeah
But it's not funny anymore
Yeah it's not
It's very Harvey Weinstein
It is
And like
That subtle
Those little subtle messages
Like that in kids movies
When kids are exposed to that
When they're younger
Yeah
They only like
Solidify those sort of beliefs
In some ways
Yeah yeah yeah
And kind of makes it okay to do?
Well, that's what you think anyway.
Maybe, maybe.
It doesn't necessarily.
Or maybe it's just not appropriate for a kids movie anymore.
Definitely not appropriate for a kids movie.
Does that mean that if you've got an original copy of Toy Story 2
with that in there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Does it make it more valuable?
Or does it make it less valuable?
Does it make it Toy Story hashtag me too?
Oh.
If you recognise the voice of is it Stinky Pete or Prospector, the name of the
character? I think his nickname is Stinky Pete, but he's also
the Prospector. It's Kelsey Grammar.
Frasier.
Don't pretend you know who that is.
I don't. You know I don't.
There you go, there's your Toy Story news.