ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 5th 2019

Episode Date: July 5, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You're recording. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast, where Brie is not here, but Clint, Ben and Ellie are. I just want to say something so it's on record. I think I'm having a baby on Sunday. Do you reckon? Whoa. Is that what your gut's telling you? It's my gut's telling me. Well, here's the issue with that is I've put money on next Thursday.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Yeah. So hold out. Next Thursday is closer to the due date It's very close to the line But my warders Which as a man I think they're located Around your balls
Starting point is 00:00:30 Yeah right Says this Sunday Okay Which is convenient And inconvenient Convenient because If it comes on Sunday Guess what
Starting point is 00:00:38 We all get a week off work Yeah That would be so good Yeah they'll just get Georgia In to do like Highlights or something Yeah Damn I have to do the highlights
Starting point is 00:00:45 Oh yeah Come on come on You're a wizard that won't take you long Yeah that's true Bad news Inconvenient because we went and saw the midwife this week And she goes And I said oh what if we had the baby on Sunday
Starting point is 00:00:57 Does that work for you? Like I can schedule it Yeah yeah She goes actually my day off Oh Do they have days off? What happens there though? You get another midwife.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Right. So you don't really want that. So you've been through the whole thing with one midwife, and then they bring in a ringer. Yeah. No. Same thing happens if they have done another birth the same day as yours. They'll be like, oh, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Legally, I've worked too many hours. Oh, okay. You've got to get a ringer. I didn't know that. Why would I know that? Why would you know that? Why would I know that as well, yeah. You've never had a kid? No. Can you imagine being as a father? Oh, buzzy. I didn't know that. Why would I know that? Why would you know that? Why would I know that as well, yeah. You've never had a kid?
Starting point is 00:01:25 No. Can you imagine Ben as a father? Oh, buzzy. I can, but not now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, same. The amount of times we've used the word buzzy this week, honestly. Yeah, sorry, I've really brought it to the show, haven't I? Where's our thing?
Starting point is 00:01:38 Yeah, where's the old, the old yip, yip, yip? Where's the... Buzzy G. We never used your Buzzy G for today I know I love that button so much Get the button ready Okay I'll do a fact eh
Starting point is 00:01:51 Do the ashes one Okay Alright Did you know That the man who invented the frisbee Got made into a frisbee out of his ashes when he died Buzzy G That's buzzy eh
Starting point is 00:02:04 Yeah that is buzzy Isn't that buzzy. That's buzzy, eh? Yeah, that is buzzy. Isn't that buzzy? It's also buzzy that someone invented the frisbee. Yeah, I know. There's a rumour, a strong urban legend, that Tupac's crew smoked him. That is the, so you know how I told you I had a list of facts? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:19 That was one of them. So, Tupac's crew, when he died, they made him into ashes And then they smoked him Yeah put him in a blunt Buzzy G How buzzy is that? Like that is It's probably the buzziest thing ever That's pretty off Have I told you guys
Starting point is 00:02:33 My bad ashes story? No what? Do I need my sting ready? Oh no Is it not buzzy? It's not buzzy G Get it ready And play it anyway
Starting point is 00:02:40 When my nan passed away Which was 2014 Oh yeah She was cremated And a year afterwards We scattered her ashes I think it was on the one year anniversary Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:02:55 And it was the day of The day of the Rugby World Cup final So we got up Watched the Rugby World Cup final And it was in england yeah yeah so it was like five o'clock in the morning yeah and in my mind i was like because i love all blacks i love the rugby and i was like why am i not enjoying this we're literally winning the world cup and i'm not enjoying this and it dawned on me later it's because oh yeah i've got to go and scatter my
Starting point is 00:03:22 nan's ashes after this anyway in 2015 lucy and i had been together about a year and a half not a long time and i said oh do you want to come to this thing it's an important family event you want to come and wonderful i said you don't have to yeah like i wouldn't want to go to yours but i would if you wanted me to yes she's going yeah i'll come i'll totally come we go to scatter nan's ashes and my auntie oh no gets the ashes and turns it upside down and shakes it and lucy is standing downwind of the ashes what goes all over a cloud of my dead nan's ashes blew into lucy's face into her mouth oh my god and into her karen walker sunglasses she had to get her t-shirt and clean my dead nan who i love very much I'm feeling so many emotions right now I know and everyone's very somber and stuff And I have to feel for my family
Starting point is 00:04:31 And at the same time I have to take Lucy aside and be like Are you okay? And she's just this stoic look on her face She's like I'm fine I am fine I am fine It's fine I'm chill
Starting point is 00:04:40 And I'm like babes you're not fine You've got Nan in your mouth Oh my God. Hit it. Buzzy G. It's not the right sting for the right story. But I love it. It's buzzy.
Starting point is 00:04:55 In the moment, she wouldn't have appreciated it. No. I'm still trying to think if Nan would have appreciated it. I think she would. I hope so. Because the other bit is, my Nan never got to meet Lucy. I was going to say. So does she technically
Starting point is 00:05:05 Kind of like Meet her in some weird Afterlife way now If she's in Lucy Is she technically Now part of her And your baby The baby
Starting point is 00:05:14 Oh Buzzy G We found it We found it There's the app We've got global listeners Too by the way Who don't understand
Starting point is 00:05:24 The term buzzy Yeah that's true It was explained yesterday But basically it's something that is so interesting because it's strange It's an interesting thing that is interesting Because it's weird There you go Alright we're out of here There might be a podcast on Monday
Starting point is 00:05:39 But if there's not just know it's for a happy reason Unless I get hit by a bus Oh dear Have a good weekend everybody Not. Just know it's for a happy reason. Yeah. Unless I get hit by a bus. Oh, dear. Oh, no. Have a good weekend, everybody. Buzzy G. Hit it. ZM.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clance. G'day, everybody. Happy Friday. Welcome to it. God, I love a Friday. Why is it, oh, I was going to say, why is everyone so happy on a Friday?
Starting point is 00:06:09 It's the weekend. It's because it's the weekend. A few days off, mate. Generic day of the week chat. Producers, give us one word to describe how Friday makes you feel. Thirsty. Oh, I like that, you've got a problem. Ellie, what about you?
Starting point is 00:06:23 Relieved. I've done the week, you know? Today on the show is exciting for a couple of reasons. One of them, we're going to get Bree on from Celebrity Treasure Island. She, that's where she is, by the way. That's not how we're referring to her now. We're not referring to as Bree from Celebrity Treasure Island. Or maybe we are.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Maybe we are. She is that, I suppose. She has said that we can come up with a phrase that she will try and integrate into the show. I like that. And if it gets on the show and you see it, maybe there's some kind of prize or something. Initially, we just need the phrase.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Yeah, that's a good idea. Like a sentence or something like that. Is there a catchphrase? Even just a particular word. Like, do you want her to say some kind of word? Yeah. We're taking suggestions for that at the moment. We're going to crowdsource it.
Starting point is 00:07:08 So if you have a word or a phrase for Bree to use on Celebrity Treasure Island, get texting 9696 and we'll put those to her about half past four this afternoon. Also today is a Stan Walker Ticket Blitz. We've got tickets to Stan's shows all across New Zealand. Let's do another one now.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stan Walker's Springboard Tour Ticket Blitz. We've got tickets to Stan's shows all across New Zealand. Let's do another one now. That's right. Double passes every hour right up until five o'clock today, including five o'clock. If you want them, you just need to hear it. This one is for, oh, phone lines are already full.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Hang up if you're not from Invercargill. Okay, this hour we have double passes to Invercargill Okay This hour we have double passes To Invercargill Up for grabs 0800 dial ZM First person through Who's actually in Invercargill You can have him
Starting point is 00:07:52 Easy as that And the Ticket Blitz will carry on Throughout the show as well As well as Friday Jams Like this This is a good Friday Jam This is Blue Yeah
Starting point is 00:08:03 The rap version Oh good Of All Rise ZM. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. Is anybody in the mood for a feel-good story? Actually, is anyone in the mood
Starting point is 00:08:14 for an amazing story of animal survival? Yes. Definitely. We only tell these stories that have happy endings. You'll never get an amazing story of animal survival with a sad ending.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Okay. This is the story of Ethan Ferrier, who was two years old when his dog Fern was stolen from the front porch of their house in Surrey. Okay. This happens more regularly than I think people realise. And a lot of people with like designer dogs, purebreds, that kind of thing, you're more at risk of getting your dog stolen
Starting point is 00:08:50 because they want to use them for breeding and that sort of stuff. It's horrific, but it happens. That was 2013. And like I said, Ethan was two years old. Fern was one years old, one year old. She was one. A black Fern was one years old. One year old. She was one. A black Cocker Spaniel. Back then, Ethan made the news because he wrote a letter that all the papers covered.
Starting point is 00:09:13 And in the letter he wrote, To the bad men who took Fern, Can Fern come home now please? I miss her. Right in the feels. That was 2013. Nothing. Nothing happened after that. Eventually Eventually you do give up hope
Starting point is 00:09:28 Although I've lost a pet before That has just disappeared And you never stop like looking At animals and going Is that my cat? Is that my dog? You know And especially if you still live in the area
Starting point is 00:09:40 You would constantly be looking for it Yeah But this family It was six years So the family eventually I I think you just... You give up, don't you? I think so. And they moved away.
Starting point is 00:09:49 So they moved to a different area. This, just last week, a dog was found wandering in the area where they used to live in Surrey. And it was picked up by animal control and taken in and they scanned it to see if it had a microchip. And it did, and the dog is Fern. Six years later, Fern has shown up, and because the family had had the dog microchipped,
Starting point is 00:10:15 and I guess kept their details up to date, because you just do it all online these days, they were able to get the phone number, they rang the family, and they said, hey, we've got Fern, and they were like, and they said hey we've got Fern and they were like no bloody way you've got Fern they went all the way back there
Starting point is 00:10:27 it's Fern Fern's alive yay yeah seven years old now and Fern is alive they do think that she was used
Starting point is 00:10:36 in an illegal dog breeding ring oh and then either I don't know let go got too old or escaped
Starting point is 00:10:44 maybe she dug her way out. Maybe she tunneled out. That's exciting, yeah. Like Shawshank Redemption. Yeah. We don't know. But the amazing bit about it for me is that she ended up back in her home area. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Kind of like, what's that movie? Bingo? Was that the main storyline in Bingo? Bingo. I don't know. The dog went home and they found her. Anyway, the dog is back with Ethan. Ethan's got his dog back.
Starting point is 00:11:10 It's an amazing story of animal survival. That's fantastic. Oh, that's so nice. Harold's Ethan. He'll be eight or nine now. Yeah. How good to be reunited. You know, back together.
Starting point is 00:11:20 We're reunited and it feels so good. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Please welcome to the studio the person who bought you the pap smear parody, producer Ellie. I'm back, guys. Are you happy to be known as that person? You know what?
Starting point is 00:11:36 I'm happy. Yep, I am. You are? Yep, I'm an advocate for that. I'm glad that the girls now know, you know. You're an advocate for a pap smear parody. That's the one. From your health-based news desk, what have you brought to us today?
Starting point is 00:11:50 Yeah, some more body things. Now, I don't know if you knew this, but apparently you can get eyebrow dandruff. Gross. There you go. Now, I have quite dry skin myself, and sometimes I do notice that I get, like, dry skin in my eyebrows, and it's like my pet peeve and I hate it. I hate it.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Because it does, like to me, I just feel really self-conscious. Yeah. And I'm kind of like, oh, it's just my dry skin. You know how hair dandruff goes on your shoulders?
Starting point is 00:12:15 Yeah, yeah. Where does eyebrow dandruff go? It sort of just like chills in the eyebrows. So it just looks like you've got like little spots of like, yeah, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:23 And I hate it. But hey, I found an article today, guys, on the internet, published by Beauty Heaven. And it turns out you can actually get eyebrow dandruff, but they've put in here that it can come from all sorts of things. It can be diet and it can be hormones and all of that. People are whacking crazy stuff in their eyebrows these days. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Like I was watching some influencer's Instagram story and she was doing the tattoo dyeing where they do the little micro cuts and then they fill your eyebrows with dye. Oh, that actually
Starting point is 00:12:53 sounds painful. Microblading. Oh, blade. They'll dry your skin out. Exactly right. Now the official term for this is actually seborrheic dermatitis.
Starting point is 00:13:03 I actually don't know if I said that right. I probably haven't. Seborrheic dermatitis. Seborrheic? Yeah. Okay, I can't say it. But yeah, it can basically, dandruff can come anywhere where you have glands that are rich in oil. Right. And your eyebrows are. Yeah. But there's a hack and it's a very obvious hack now that I've read the article. Okay. But the way you can treat eyebrow dandruff is by using dandruff shampoo. So you can actually
Starting point is 00:13:30 put it on your eyes. No, your eyes. Sorry, not in your eyes but around your eyebrows and apparently it does the same thing as what it does in your head. So there's some head
Starting point is 00:13:36 and shoulders in your eyebrows. Exactly. So if you've got dandruff. Makes a lot of sense. It does make a lot of sense but I just never thought to do that. Do you shampoo your eyebrows?
Starting point is 00:13:43 No, I can't tell you. Don't ask Ben. He doesn't shampoo his hair at all. Does anyone? I don't know. I don't know. No. There you go. It's a big question now, but hey, you can use a dandruff shampoo in your eyebrows.
Starting point is 00:13:55 You're welcome. Hey, thank you, Ellie. The home of pap smear advice and eyebrow dandruff advice. Thank you. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz
Starting point is 00:14:11 He joins us live from America. We're over there. I mean, it's the 5th of July here, but it's the 4th of July there. Happy Independence Day, Dean. Happy Independence Day. Happy 4th of July, everyone. America is going off today.
Starting point is 00:14:23 They love this. They love this holiday. Yeah, they're going crazy for it. Are they going as crazy as this time last year when Fergie stepped out to do that anthem? You. You are savage. You are savage. You remember that?
Starting point is 00:14:44 Mate, everyone remembers that. Who could forget that? That was a train wreck on epic scale. No one's seen Fergie since that happened. Like, I don't think she's surfaced. Of course you wouldn't. Yeah. And notice, she actually got divorced since that happened as well.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Not saying anything, but you know. You reckon that rendition of the anthem cost her her marriage? I mean, that's Dean McCarthy. He knows the inside scoop on Hollywood. You heard it. Speaking of which, tell us, is there news out about who Harry and Meghan's child, Archie's godparents are going to be?
Starting point is 00:15:17 Yeah, here's the thing. This time, unlike other royal couples, they will not be revealing who the godparents are of our little baby Archie. Now, this is really cool. It's kind of like Breaking Protocol, but there's a few people in Hollywood tipped to be Meghan's side godparents.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Would you believe George and Amal Clooney? That would be so... Imagine getting the godparent presence. And of course, Serena Williams also tipped as well. We'll never know. They're not going to tell anyone. And of course, from Harry's side,
Starting point is 00:15:43 it'll just be like some duke, some like old people from England that we've never heard of. But Meghan's, she's nailed it. Some old people from England. Yeah, I mean, you're absolutely right. He comes from a boring family. So, yeah. But Meghan's total Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:15:56 That's very cool. Also, yesterday, a lot of news dropped around Little Mermaid. What do you know? Here's the thing. We found out who will be playing Ariel in the live-action Little Mermaid. Her do you know? Here's the thing. We've found out who will be playing Ariel in the live action Little Mermaid. Her name is Halle Bailey. She's signed with Beyonce's album, actually. She's the most phenomenal singer, most phenomenal actor, and she's African-American. So everyone loves it, except for some hideous people who say that Ariel, of course, from the cartoon version that we all grew up with, was white with red hair. So stay tuned. It's a cool new modern Ariel.
Starting point is 00:16:26 And I can't wait. Oh, my God. Guess who's playing Ursula? Have a guess. Best choice ever. Magda Zabansky. No, but that would have been better. Melissa McCarthy.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Oh, that is good. Yeah, that was another one I was going to go with. Yeah. Okay, cool. African-American Little Mermaid. That's cool. I like that. See, there's also rumors that Kirsten Stewart, you know, Twilight,
Starting point is 00:16:47 that she could play Elvis in the Elvis movie. Ah. African American Little Mermaid, female Elvis. It's 2019, baby. Let's do it. Why not? Why not? We need a black female James Bond next.
Starting point is 00:17:01 That'll really get some people pissed off. That is Dean McCarthy. We'll sing him out With the national anthem One more time As he goes off To enjoy his 4th of July Oh you're the worst
Starting point is 00:17:10 Savage Savage Welcome producer Ellie Producer Ben Hello End of another week Without Brie Everybody coping Everybody doing okay I think so Welcome producer Ellie Producer Ben Hello End of another week Without Brie Everybody coping?
Starting point is 00:17:28 Everybody doing okay? I think so It's hard but we're getting there Tell you what We've been through a lot less Glade air freshener in the studio We have actually The air is thinner
Starting point is 00:17:36 The air is thinner Yeah Much less pungent You guys are here to present The high low for the week Best bits Worst bits Also just a high of the year Since this week marks the one year that we've been on air.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Oh, okay. Just a bit of a high of the year. What we've been through. High and low? I don't think there's many lows. I think it's actually just a bit of highs. Just a bit of a celebration. All right.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Listen up, bosses of ZM. This is the best stuff that's happened this year. This is a new video. We're not going to see how high it's been. Hey, guys. This is a new year. Hey, guys. Welcome to another week of Brian Clint's highs and lows of the week, all the high points and the low points. We were lucky enough to have Stan Walker co-host with us on Monday,
Starting point is 00:18:16 and he may have just out Sean Clint. Stan and Clint. What's up? What's poppin', everybody? It's your boy Stan. I said to Stan, we're going to go into this thing and you need to run this like you're a radio DJ. I think I've got a good radio voice.
Starting point is 00:18:29 That's what a radio show is. We just make it up and laugh. Oh yeah, so I'll say something and then I'll be like, and then he said to me, you can't mow your lawns at this time. Are you cool if I just like leave and leave you to it?
Starting point is 00:18:41 Yeah, I'm actually all good. Really? Yes. You can go. Good work, Stan. You're hired. And this week we celebrated our one year on air. Congratulations, Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:18:51 And us. It's been a crazy year from getting a number one song on the charts to writing of a newt round New Zealand and chasing Channing Tatum all the way to LA. Here we go. Two idiots. One dream.
Starting point is 00:19:04 To form a festival-ready DJ duo. Brie and Clint are the Hot Miss Express. The official iTunes New Zealand chart. We're number one. No way! Send it. We're number one! We're number one! We're number one!
Starting point is 00:19:26 We're on the official New Zealand chart. It goes five, Gaga, four, Gaga, three, Imagine Dragons, two, George Ezra, number one, The Hotbed Express. I've got goosebumps, I can't believe that! I've got a big announcement. And I would like to announce I bought a van. No, you bought a what? A van slash ute.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Yeah! Baby! Yes! Baby! Yes! The only van slash ute in New Zealand. The nude is coming and everybody's charming. It doesn't have a warrant and it is full of rust. I've got a plan. What if we all pack up our stuff and somehow we go to LA
Starting point is 00:20:06 and we try and meet Channing Tatum in the flesh to ask him once and for all, was it an accident or do you actually know who I am and do you think I'm amazing? Brianna's amazing. The names Bri and Clint are chasing Tatum. That is Channing Tatum's house. Bri, you've got to get out and call out to him.
Starting point is 00:20:25 There's security everywhere. Yeah, but we have never been closer to him than we are right now. We don't know if he's home, but if he is, he'll hear you. It would actually work. Channing! It's me, Brianna! We follow each other on Instagram. This is okay.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Oh, there's security. There's security. Go, go, go, go, go. There's security. As much as it was a great year for us, it was an even better year for you. Here's three of our favourite callers from the year. Just browsing pictures of fur Crocs on my phone.
Starting point is 00:20:54 I went to a show. Every model on the catwalk was wearing Crocs. Katie, are you a Croxzilla? No, not at all. They should have been banned years ago. No, you're not one either. Okay, well. Yes, Katie. Exactly, with the fur, as you're trying to say have been banned years ago. No, you're not earned either. Okay, well. Yes, Katie.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Exactly, with the fur, as you're trying to say, like trying to glam them up, at the end of the day, if you put makeup on a butthole, it's still a butthole. Okay. Your buzzer is your name. Buzz in if you think you know the answer to this question.
Starting point is 00:21:18 If you get it right, you win the game. If you get it wrong, the other person wins by default. How many males versus females are in the band S Club 7? Luke. Luke. Luke is in. I'm going to go with three females and two males. Luke, that's five.
Starting point is 00:21:40 The band's called S Club 7. Why don't you call off the engagement? I called him in bed with someone else. No! So you literally walked in and he was in your guy's bed? Yeah, yeah, he thought I was away to barbecue at my mum's. Barbecue could go for anything from 45 minutes to three hours. Yeah, at least lock in a movie and then you know the time frame.
Starting point is 00:22:02 He didn't need much to be fair. Oh, what a year. What a year. I reckon keep the show on for another year. I'd say that too. Yes, I would. Hand over the contract and we'll sign it up
Starting point is 00:22:16 right now. Yep. You've been? You see him on the fence. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, okay. I mean, yeah, okay. Okay, feels good.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Thanks for that. That's the high-low for our first one year on air. It's a great video that goes with that too on our Facebook page if you want to. Yeah, okay. I mean, yeah, okay. Okay, feels good. Thanks for that. That's a high-low for our first one year on air. There's a great video that goes with that too on our Facebook page if you want to go and see it. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Was mentioning how Auckland today is just pandemonium, in the city at least.
Starting point is 00:22:37 It's like, well, here's the thing. One building has had a problem and it's shut down the whole city. But it's not the only weird thing that's happened on that same road uh in the last 24 hours producer ellie tell us what you saw out on the roads oh what i saw was literally about 500 fish out of water on the road in the cbd literally i was with producer ben and there was a container and it's obviously fallen off a truck. It's not actually that funny.
Starting point is 00:23:08 It was just a funny sight to see. It's fallen off and these guys, police, everything's cordoned off and there's people just swooping like these fish back into this container. Do you mean scooping? Oh, yeah. Yes, I do mean that. Yeah. Yeah, so anyway, fish on the road in the middle of town. For those who know Auckland,
Starting point is 00:23:25 it was right where the Nelson Street off-ramp is. And for those who don't know Auckland, imagine a four-lane, four-lane, one-way street. Like one of the busiest intersections in the city covered in fish. So bad. Ellie got a video which is going on the Branklin Instagram and in a classic case of laughing at your own jokes, you'll hear this in there.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Looks pretty fishy to me. That is so sad. Listen to you going for it. It's not the joke that makes me laugh. It's the laugh. Looks pretty fishy to me. Loving my own joke. We can have fun with this, though.
Starting point is 00:24:05 One, it's a Friday, so I don't want to try too hard. And also it's a fill up Friday, so we need to give away some free mobile fuel. Here's your question. What fell off your car? Nah, we can go a little bit harder. We can work a little bit harder than that. It's a double-ended question.
Starting point is 00:24:21 You can call and contribute to what fell off your car or what did you find on the road? Yeah, yeah. Okay? We'll take both of those. Cool. I'm excited to hear that. Oh, $800 at him.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Fish is out. Yeah. 500 fish is, I mean, you're not going to beat that. No. Unless there's a live shark. That would be trippy. What did you find on the road? Or what fell off your car?
Starting point is 00:24:46 Or your truck? Or out of your van? Okay. 0800 dial ZM. There's mobile fuel on the line this afternoon. Bree and Clint. Looks pretty fishy to me. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:24:57 The podcast. ZM. Looks pretty fishy to me. Producer Ellie's reaction to finding about 500 fish strewn across inner city Auckland road yesterday. The same road
Starting point is 00:25:12 where that panel flew off the building. Yeah, it's literally all in the same spot. It's on the same street. I don't know what's happening. And that same street is where the bus crash
Starting point is 00:25:18 was yesterday too. There was a bus crash? Yeah, well, I think it was caused by the road closure. Oh, I didn't know that. It's like cursed street. It is. Oh, gosh, I think it was caused by the road closure. Oh, I didn't know that. It's like Cursed Street. It is.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Oh, gosh. So it's a fill-up Friday, thanks to our mates at Mobil. So we're playing the game... What'd you find on the road? Slash what fell off your car. It's a double-ended question this afternoon, and the best response is going to win some free Mobil fuel. Let's go to the calls first.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Hi, Daniel. Yeah, hi. Which of the questions are you calling to contribute to? So I had something fall off my vehicle. Fall off your vehicle. Okay, what was it? So I drive a ute, and the canopy, the twin-o cover that I have on the back,
Starting point is 00:26:01 when I pulled on the motorway, flew off. Oh, like the lid thing? The lid thing, Um, alright. Why? Did you not bolt it down? Alright, did you get in major trouble for that? You could have caused a serious accident. Okay, alright. That's a contender. Next up to play is Erin.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Hi, Erin. Hi. Which are you contributing to, something that fell off your car or something you found on the road? No, something that fell off. We were moving from Kapiti to Palmerston North, and the back of the truck opened up
Starting point is 00:26:41 and out fell half of our furniture. Ah, not good. On of our furniture. Ah. Not good. On State Highway 1. Ah. Okay. Did you have to get all new furniture? Yeah, we had to get a new couch and a new fridge.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Okay. All right. Still nobody contributing to what did you find on the road. There's a text here that said, I found a bulk load of sausages on the road once. That's good. And then I found the truck that they fell off. Do you return them? Finders keepers when it comes to sausages, I found a bulk load of sausages on the road once. That's good. And then I found the truck that they fell off. Do you return them? Finders keepers when it comes to sausages, I thought.
Starting point is 00:27:10 There's a text from someone who said, I worked as a postman in the UK and I lost a whole van load full of parcels. I left the back doors open as I drove off Upper Hill. Oh no. That's other people's stuff. That's other people's stuff. That's lose your job type stuff there. One more. Let's go to Andrew. Hi, no. That's other people's stuff. That's other people's stuff. Oh, no. That's lose your job type stuff there.
Starting point is 00:27:27 One more. Let's go to Andrew. Hi, Andrew. Yeah, hey, sorry to say, Clint, but mine's something that fell off as well. Yours fell off. That's okay. That's okay. So basically I was in Auckland and I promised the staff that I'd get them cupcakes.
Starting point is 00:27:42 So I had three boxes of cupcakes that actually came off as I pulled onto the motorway. And unfortunately, a tourist was behind me and rung the police and said they just saw some gum gums or yum yums fall off the roof. But their accent made the police thought they said there were gum guns going off on the roof. Oh, yeah. So I ended up being pulled over and had about four police cars surrounding me and I didn't know what was going on.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Where's the gun guns? Where's the gun guns? You're like, I don't know. Where's my cupcakes? This is a horrible misunderstanding. Okay, I'm going to give it to you. You guys agree? Yeah, it's a pretty trippy story. Andrew, congratulations reckon we give it to you. You guys agree? Yeah, it's a pretty trippy story.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Andrew, congratulations. You've won for yourself some free mobile fuel for our fill-up Friday. Oh, well, thanks so much, guys. No worries. There you go. Boom, easy as that. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. It is once again New Ed Sheeran Day.
Starting point is 00:28:41 This is kind of happening every Friday at the moment, almost like every second Friday. So happy New Ed Sheeran Day. This is kind of happening every Friday at the moment. Almost, like every second Friday. So happy New Ed Sheeran Day. That's a weird signal for it. But this has come out and it's kind of like, it's kind of like the weirdest,
Starting point is 00:28:55 most different Ed Sheeran song that he's put out so far. And that's what it seems like he's doing with this collaboration album, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, so we've had like
Starting point is 00:29:04 a standard Ed Sheeran song. Well, even then it was very poppy, the Justin Bieber one. Yeah, it was, yeah. And then you had the hip hop one with Chance the Rapper. Yeah. And then the ballady one with Carly. Yeah. This one's hardcore rock.
Starting point is 00:29:14 This is mean. I think it's, I've only heard it like once. I think it's my favourite Ed Sheeran song ever. So it's, wow. Really? That's a big call. Yeah, I like Ed Sheeran, but I'm not a huge fan of his music. But this one, I was like, oh my God. Okay, so they're all collabs. This one I like Ed Sheeran, but I'm not a huge fan of his music. But this one, I was like, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Okay, so they're all collabs. This one is Ed Sheeran with Bruno Mars and also Chris Stapleton, who I don't know a hell of a lot about, but you all know him perhaps from this Justin Timberlake song that he was on. I hear them call my name Everybody says say something
Starting point is 00:29:41 Say something, say something Or you might actually know country music and you might know Tennessee Whiskey. This Chris Stapleton song. What we've done is we've put together a panel of ZM listeners to be our judges. Jordan, you're going to be a judge, okay? Yep, awesome.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Grunter, you're also going to have some input on this music. You're up for that? I'm up to it. Okay, cool. Ems, have you heard the song yet, the new Ed Sheeran song? Was that Ems? Yeah, yeah. Have you heard it yet?
Starting point is 00:30:10 Sure enough, I haven't. No? Okay, well, first listen. You stay there. You'll be a judge. Hayley, you're a judge as well. You're going to rate the music for us. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:30:18 And also, Steve. Steve, we need a strong opinion from you out the back of this, all right? Yeah, man. Okay, guys, here we go. Like we said, the strangest sounding Ed Sheeran song so far from his new album featuring Bruno Mars and Chris Stapleton. Oh!
Starting point is 00:30:34 This is called Blow. Want your text as well, 9696. It's New Music Friday. Bree and Clint, ZM. It's a New Music Friday on ZM. Unlike any we've done before, that's new Ed Sheeran with Chris Stapleton and Bruno Mars. Does that get the obnoxious new music air horn?
Starting point is 00:30:52 I think it does. I love that song so much. Can you believe that that's Ed Sheeran? I can't. Darling, you look perfect. Rock! It's definitely out there. That's good.
Starting point is 00:31:10 And the reactions are flooding in on the text machine, but we have our music panel together. We've got our five people standing by. So let's go straight to them and find out. Jordan, is it a yes or no for new Ed Sheeran with Bruno Mars and Chris Stapleton for you? Oh, my God, one million percent yes. Amazing. Yeah. It's really different, though, eh? It is. It's so good and I'm a sucker for a good guitar solo.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Yeah, same Jordan, same. Bust out your Holden ute, baby. It brings out the bogan and the best of us. Grunter's here. I feel like with a name like Grunter, that this is a foregone conclusion that you are holding your phone with rock horns in the other hand. What's your reaction to name like Grunter, that this is a foregone conclusion that you are holding your phone with rock horns in the other hand. What's your reaction to that, Grunter? Throwing up the goat, bro! Do you ever expect to hear that come out of Ed Sheeran?
Starting point is 00:31:59 Oh, hell no. I don't expect to hear that on The Rock now, man. I know, right? I wonder if they'll play it. Yeah, interesting. Are The Rock brave enough man. I know, right? I wonder if they'll play it. Yeah, interesting. Are The Rock brave enough to play Ed Sheeran and Bruno Mars? Because it's not just, yeah, okay. Let's keep going.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Ems is here. Hey, Ems. Hey, guys. First things first, big fans of the show. Yeah, thank you very much. What about the song? How do you feel about the song? Yeah, totally rad.
Starting point is 00:32:22 It reminded me of things like Lenny Kravitz and Guns N' Roses and Led Zeppelin. I wanted to like Smoke Siggy's Drink Beer and Drive Safe. Yes. For the record, that was Smoke Siggy's Drink Beer and Drive Safe, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The other way around maybe. Yeah, Drive Safely by Smoke Siggy's.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Oh God, what are we out of? Hey Hayley, how you going? Good, thank you. We're three from three. Rate the new Bruno Mars, Ed Sheeran. Oh, I loved it so much. It's like the perfect pump-up song before sport. It's intense, eh?
Starting point is 00:32:56 It is. Like, it really is a rock... Like, yeah. Okay, that's four from four. There's only one left. Hey, Steve. That was great. Yo.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Take us home, baby. Rate the new Ed Sheeran, Chris Stapleton, Bruno Mars song for us. Yeah, nah, I'm not a fan, eh? Oh, Steve. You buzzkill. You absolute buzzkill. You know, if you came in hot, I was about to go, spin it again, spin it again. Come on.
Starting point is 00:33:20 You don't like it? Nah, I'm not a fan, eh? Okay, that's fine. That's all right. That's fine. Why don't you like it? Oh, it's fan, eh? Okay, that's fine. That's all right. That's fine. Why don't you like it? Oh, it's just not, it doesn't sound right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Fair enough. Fair, fair. That's sweet. It's different. Four from five, that's different than what I was expecting. Pretty good. Might have to play it again a little bit later. Brie and Clint, the podcast.
Starting point is 00:33:41 ZM. Please welcome, all the way from Fiji, Brie Thomasel. Ah, bula. Bula. How's your tan? You looking good over there? You really drinking it in?
Starting point is 00:33:55 You look like a local yet? My knees are tan, my elbows are tan, and my face is tan. The rest, not so much. Why are your knees and elbows so tanned? Because that's the only piece of my skin that's out most of the day. Oh, I thought you had that awkward thing where you don't know how to exfoliate your fake tan and it all pulls in like your joints and stuff. Yeah, no, that's happening too. Also, I've run into a bit of a problem.
Starting point is 00:34:18 I didn't bring a razor on tour with me. And we're in the middle of nowhere here in Fiji. And I've been on the hunt for a disposable razor for four days. So my legs are not looking good. Get Matt Chisholm to run your whole body over once with his face razor. That'd be good bonding for you guys. He'll give me his face razor for my legs, surely. Yeah, no, but it's a man's razor, so you probably need a man to operate it.
Starting point is 00:34:41 So he can help you out. He can help you out. You idiot. Hey, you suggested it, and so we've gone man to operate it. So he can help you out. He can help you out. You idiot. Hey, you suggested it, and so we've gone ahead and done it. What we've got is suggested by ZM listeners some words and phrases for you to try and work into Celebrity Treasure Island. Now, I know it's not live, so it would have to go through you, into the record,
Starting point is 00:35:01 then make the edit and actually get onto TV. What are the chances you think of, first of all, that actually happening? Well, the director, Greg, is standing right near me, so very slim. I would never try and get different lines into the show that our listeners have suggested. I'm a professional. Well, look, tell him it'll be a ratings bonanza because everybody will be watching the show,
Starting point is 00:35:24 trying to hear whether their line is in the show or not. I'm just moving away from him now so he cannot hear me. Yeah, no, fair enough, fair enough. Yeah, if he doesn't know, then he doesn't know what to edit out, right? Exactly. Okay, well, we've had the lines open all afternoon with people suggesting things, so are you ready? I just want your honest feelings about all of these, okay?
Starting point is 00:35:42 Okay, okay, I'm ready. The first text that's come in I think is quite, it's really only going to appeal to one person. Leroy Jenkins has texted in and said, Bree should scream Leroy Jenkins on the show. Yeah, I mean, could be a bit niche. Could be a bit niche, yeah. Okay, well, we'll put that one in the maybe pile, yeah?
Starting point is 00:36:01 Maybe, maybe. Someone has texted in and said, this is one for like the challengers. I don't know what sort of challengers you've got the guys doing, but if it's anything like Survivor, there'll be some rope-based stuff and you could work in swinging like Snuffleupagus's
Starting point is 00:36:14 trunk. Oh, I don't mind that. I don't mind that at all. Yeah, or you could just do it over a shot of Zach Guilford walking down the beach. Yep, works either way. Yeah, works either way. How about someone asks you a question and you respond with, does a teddy bear shit in
Starting point is 00:36:35 the woods? I mean, that's something I would say. Yeah, right. It sounds like something in your vocab anyway. Might be a bit AO for TVNZ too, but that's okay. Yeah, yeah. Bree's on the phone with us. We've got suggestions from you guys about what she should say on the show.
Starting point is 00:36:50 These are just words. I'm going to just throw these words at you and you tell me yay or nay. Flatulence. What? What? Flatulence. Yes, love it. Love it.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Moist. Moist. The most hated word in the English dictionary. Could be a bit hard to get over the line, but I'll give it a go. Chode. C-H-O-A-D. Chode. Describe something wider than it is long.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Chode. Could be used for a few contestants. Again, that could be used for Zach Guilford. Oh, my God. How much do you know about Zach Guilford? No, I mean physically. I mean just looking at him. He's a stocky man.
Starting point is 00:37:31 I don't really feel like we've got anything over the line yet. There's two left, and this one is a full sentence. Someone would like you to get in there. I wouldn't use the long drop for at least 45 minutes to an hour. Something unholy has gone on in there. Oh, my God. I'm not using the long drop though. Are you not? No, I'm in the hotel.
Starting point is 00:37:54 But it's right in your wheelhouse, like that one is on brand for you. That's okay. There's one more suggestion for what you should get onto. Hopefully this is a good one. Yeah, what you should get onto Celebrity Treasure Island. I'm not a big seafood eater but I think I might have crabs. I have already done a crabs gag. No!
Starting point is 00:38:12 Already in the show. But hey, you know what the old saying is? What's that? You know what's better than one crabs joke? Multiple. You know what they say, you can't have crabs too many times. Do you have a favourite out of those? Do you have one that jumps out at you that you'd like to work into the show?
Starting point is 00:38:33 I think I might give the snuffleupagus one a rip. Swinging like a snuffleupagus's trunk. I like that. Okay. I like that one. And I think who and everyone listening will be very excited to hear that I have tried to work into the script multiple times already. Hey, you all right?
Starting point is 00:38:53 You all right? Hey, you all right? Yeah, I'm excited about that. Cool. Okay, well, if you see a swinging like a snuffleupagus's trunk on Celebrity Treasure Island when it is on TVNZ2, you are in the running for $3,000 of Brie Thomasel's own money. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Have a good weekend, mate. We'll talk to you later. What the hell? See you guys. Full of an aka. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. Ellie is here and she has news from our,
Starting point is 00:39:19 oh, this is a controversial desk, our influencer desk. Hashtag sponsored, not sponsored news. What have you got for us? Customers at a popular Los Angeles ice cream truck have been being a bit cheeky. And when I say customers, I mean influencers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:38 So Joe Nietzsche is the Nietzsche. He's the owner of this truck and he's a young budding actor. So he needs money. He needs $4 every ice cream. It's only $4, by the way. He's a budding actor, not a the owner of this truck and he's a young budding actor, so he needs money. He needs $4 every ice cream. It's only $4, by the way. He's a budding actor, not a budding ice cream truck owner. No. That's just how he gets by, you know. He needs that money. Remember Ron Weasley bought an ice cream truck after Harry Potter?
Starting point is 00:39:54 Oh, I didn't actually know that. He goes, acting's not for me. I've had fun. I'm going to live a normal life, but I'm also going to buy an ice cream truck. Sorry, side note. No, that's interesting. Yeah, so this guy has an ice cream truck to get him by, but he's getting sick of influencers coming up and asking buy an ice cream truck. Sorry, side note. No, that's interesting. Yeah, so this guy has an ice cream truck to get him by, but he's getting sick of influencers coming up and asking for an ice cream in exchange for a therapist.
Starting point is 00:40:11 So he's actually gone viral himself now because he posted a sign at his ice cream truck that says influencers pay double. Oh, that's good. Yeah, so basically influencers have to pay $8 and other people can just pay $4 because he's like, why are you trying to ask for a $4
Starting point is 00:40:26 ice cream for free? What kind of ball bag? That's the thing and they're self-proclaimed influencers. Is using their Instagram to get a $4 ice cream. Exactly. He said an actress from a well-known show he didn't name came up and asked him if he could give the entire cast and crew free ice creams and they'd post
Starting point is 00:40:42 a photo of his truck. Oh, name her. Name her. I know right. Name her. Name her. I know, right? Name her. Yeah. And he obviously said no to that and he's getting really sick of it. But he's actually now, his business has boomed because of this viral photo. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:54 And there's other small businesses who are messaging him saying, thank you for saying something. Thanks God someone's done it. Yeah, because we feel the same. Someone did an article recently, came out and said, I run a hotel and I'm so sick of getting asked the same thing as well. Yes. Because I get it. If you have an Instagram
Starting point is 00:41:10 account and you've got a following, you probably will get stuff for free. Yeah. But let it come to you, man. That's the thing. If someone comes to you and says, hey, I'd love to give you this thing. Totally. It's like asking for a gift. I know it is. And he actually said, the thing that mind boggles him is that he still gets people coming up
Starting point is 00:41:26 and it clearly means that there's other businesses saying yes. So other people are saying yes. So he's like, why are people saying yes to these people? We need this money to pay our school tuition fees for our kids. Also, influencers,
Starting point is 00:41:35 you're basically saying a post on your page is worth $4. Yeah, exactly. So you're kind of just underpillowing yourself. All right, that's influencer news from producer Ellie. Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Starting point is 00:41:48 ZM. This is quite interesting. What's the best piece of advice your mum has ever given you? I want you to think about that because there is a mum whose advice is going viral at the moment. Her son, she's in Scotland, I think, and her son is off to Spain. Magaluf is where he's going. Have you seen
Starting point is 00:42:05 um the In Between Us movie yes I think that might be where they go on the movie anyway she's concerned so we're going to go
Starting point is 00:42:14 through this advice because I think it might be good advice for everybody for the weekend alright think of this woman as everybody's mum
Starting point is 00:42:19 and take this advice with you she said look I'm starting to stress about you going to Magaloof tomorrow and I've been thinking about some words of advice. He's taken all of her text messages and he's reposted them all.
Starting point is 00:42:32 So text message number one. Don't drink before you get on the plane. If you are drunk, they won't let you on the plane. Just remember the Eminem concert. Well, actually, I don't suppose you can remember the Eminem concert. That is very good advice for not peaking too early. You know, that means just time you run,
Starting point is 00:42:52 just get on the plane. Once you're on the plane, you're golden. Get a good start. Get a good start. Yeah. Okay. Advice number two that is going viral from this Scottish mum. Don't take your passport out at night for ID.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Over the last month, you've lost two provisionals, three door keys, bank cards, money and a wallet. You can't be trusted. I reckon if you look over 12 in Muggaloof, you probably won't get ID'd anyway. If you lose it, they won't let you home
Starting point is 00:43:24 which wouldn't be a bad which wouldn't be a bad, which wouldn't be that bad, but you only have about a tenner in spending money. That's so good. I always get PTSD when I see someone with their passport in town.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Yeah. I'm like, that is such an important document. Oh, I did it in LA and I was scared the whole time. Yeah. Because we went out in LA
Starting point is 00:43:41 and you and Brie were like, oh, we've got our passports and I looked at Clint and I was like, I'm not bringing my passport Yeah Bree got robbed Yeah well exactly
Starting point is 00:43:48 In their bar She got robbed They stole her phone Could have been her passport So that's good advice Take another document Take something else Advice number three
Starting point is 00:43:57 That this Scottish mum Has texted her son That's going viral at the moment Remember to eat Don't judge the price of food on how many alcoholic drinks you could buy for the same amount.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Oh, that's classic me too. Hands up if you're guilty of that. Yeah, definitely. Right? You go, oh, but that's actually, I mean, $15 for a bowl, for like a poke bowl.
Starting point is 00:44:20 I get two drinks for that. It's not the point. No, exactly. You know? And as you get older you start to realise eating is not cheating no
Starting point is 00:44:28 eating is eating is life insurance yes eating is it's night out insurance you can have a bit of god I do sound old don't I
Starting point is 00:44:36 yeah and mine is Scottish mum okay this is the advice that's going viral advice number four if there's a boat party or even a pool party,
Starting point is 00:44:46 just stay away. Mind that time you accidentally walked into a pond and had to come home naked without a working phone. This guy, eh? This guy is outstanding. He's replied back to his mum, good times. Advice number five from the mum.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Don't get a tattoo. Or if you have to get one, make sure it's on your bum so that when you're not... So when you're regretting it for the next 70 years, it's not such an obvious daily reminder of when you were an 18-year-old twat. To which he's replied back are you going to shut up?
Starting point is 00:45:28 You guys ever got a tattoo when you were drunk? No I haven't actually. You and Bree had that great idea that we should get them in LA. We did yeah. Dumb idea.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Then we didn't. Can you imagine if the four of us had permanent reminders of the time we didn't find Channing Tatum? No night out no night out
Starting point is 00:45:43 is that good that you want to immortalise it forever. I believe. Yeah, true. And advice number six that's going viral from this Scottish mum
Starting point is 00:45:50 to her son who's off to Spain. Don't have unprotected sex. Great. A night of fun is not worth a lifetime of gonorrhoea.
Starting point is 00:46:00 Oh my gosh. Does it last a lifetime? Is gonorrhoea forever? In fact, don't have sex at all. You don't know where they've been. That's good. That's golden.
Starting point is 00:46:13 That's good stuff. That's great mum stuff. That's good stuff. I mean, you can pick and choose from that. She's not your mum. You don't have to listen to any of it. But surely there's some solid advice in there for everybody this weekend. Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:46:23 If there's not, share. Korero mai, New Zealand. Call us now and share your best piece of advice you ever got from your mum. Okay?
Starting point is 00:46:32 We're talking light-hearted, we're talking fun, or actually just rock-solid advice. Yep. If you've got something you want to share, phone lines are open,
Starting point is 00:46:38 0800-DIAL-ZM, or you can text your best mum advice to 9696. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. So we're looking for the best piece of advice your mum ever gave you. There is a Scottish mum who's going viral after her son posted all the texts that she sent him before he went on holiday in Spain.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Some of them are a bit over the top. Some of them are rock solid advice. But it's a Friday. We're going into a weekend. Who couldn't use a little bit of advice? There's great stuff coming in on the text machine. Someone said, my mum always told me not to get a dog until I had a house. I didn't listen, and now I have a dog, and I live with my mum.
Starting point is 00:47:18 So, yeah, that's quite good advice. Hey, Casey. Hi. How are you going? I'm good, thanks. How are you? Good. What's the best piece of advice your mum ever gave you?
Starting point is 00:47:29 That would be the best beauty secret in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Best anti-aging, and it's so easy, is to always wear sunscreen. Oh, yeah, that's just good all-round advice, isn't it? And especially one thing that people always forget is your hands and your neck.
Starting point is 00:47:48 That's very wholesome advice, Casey. I quite like it. Yeah. No one's sunscreen. Yep, good. Okay. Let's go to Sean. Hi, Sean.
Starting point is 00:47:56 G'day, mate. G'day, mate. Someone... I wish Bree was there so I could ask if she was all right, eh? Oh, she's in Fiji, mate. Why don't you DM her and just say, hey, Bree, you all right? She's a bloody legend, I'll tell you that much. She's a bloody legend.
Starting point is 00:48:09 I'm going to run this advice past you before you give us your mum. Someone's texted and said, if a friend is doing drugs, just take some Panadol so that you look cool. That's pretty solid. That's pretty solid advice, right? Yeah. What's the best piece of advice your mum ever gave you? So my old lady from
Starting point is 00:48:27 the day I turned 16 and started noticing the lady, she said, I'm too young and too pretty to be a grandmum, so either keep it locked in the closet or lock it in your pants, mate, otherwise you're getting a flat. A good old kiwi old mum there. Have you made her a grandma yet?
Starting point is 00:48:44 Oh, nah, definitely not. I'm scared of that slap, I'll tell you that much. She's still too young and too pretty, right? Yeah, mate. Yeah, mate, that's the one. All right, hey, Sean, good to hear from you, man. Have a good weekend. Cheers, mate.
Starting point is 00:48:54 You too. Let's go to Courtney. Hey, Courtney. Hey. How's this for advice? This one's been texted and someone said this is the best mum advice they ever got given. Be careful who you breed with
Starting point is 00:49:04 because you'll be stuck with that person for the rest of your life that's great advice that's good eh that's solid what's the best piece of advice your mum ever gave you okay so it's a saying that I've always kept because during high school
Starting point is 00:49:17 when you know how people have opinions about what you do and perceptions and their perspectives about things yes I've always been told rest in the peace of knowing the truth, which means that you know the truth, you know the perspective,
Starting point is 00:49:29 you know what's happened. Don't let what they have to say about it bother you. Hashtag wholesome, babes. What was it again? Can you give it to the wording to us? Rest in the peace of knowing the truth. Oh, namaste. I like it.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Have a good weekend, Courtney. Thank you. Cheers. Let's go to Jessie. Hey, Jessie. Hey, guysaste. I like it. Have a good weekend, Courtney. Thank you. Cheers. Let's go to Jessie. Hey, Jessie. Hey, guys. How's it going? Yeah, good. I'm going to run this advice past you before you give us yours. Someone's texting. They said the best piece of advice their mum ever gave them was make sure you marry someone over
Starting point is 00:49:58 the age of 80. That's rich. Someone over the age of 80 that's rich. That way, you'll have enough money to pay for the therapy you'll need after they die. What? That wasn't my mum, thank goodness. No, that's not your mum.
Starting point is 00:50:14 What's the best piece of advice your mum ever gave you? When I had my first little one, mum always said to me, if it looks like dirt or bark in the house, don't pick it up with your bare hands. Yeah, that's good. I like it. And that's good advice from me too at the moment. Thanks, Jessie.
Starting point is 00:50:31 You're welcome. All right, see you. See you, mate. Have a good weekend. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's hard, man. I'm doing twice as much talking.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Yeah, you're talking a lot. Bree's on Celebrity Treasure Island, and we don't know when she's coming back, but let's do Birthday Banger. Producer Ellie is here, and she's helping us as Producer Ben, and we're going to do a Birthday Banger for you, Annie. Hi.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Hi. How are you going? Good, thank you. How are you? You're really good. Are you ready to find out what your birthday banger is? I am. Okay, give us your birthday.
Starting point is 00:51:08 The 5th of May, 1998. Okay, Annie, you were 16 on the 5th of May, 2014, and on that day, this topped the charts. Oh, I'm just looking for a good night. Oh, I'm not looking for the... Reece Mastin. Oh, love him. What a banger. What a banger. Were you into Reece Mastin. Love him. What a banger.
Starting point is 00:51:25 What a banger. Were you into Reese Mastin when you were 16? Big Reese Mastin fan. Yeah, big Mastin fan. Same. Big Mastinator. Okay, let's go to Sarah. Hi, Sarah.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Hi, how are you? Going good. Really good. Excited for the weekend. How are you going? Not too bad. It's Friday. Oh, okay. A little bit of
Starting point is 00:51:46 hesitance in the voice. Let's see if we can get you a good birthday bang and cheer you up. What's your birthday? The 27th of November, 1990. Okay, Sarah, you were 16 on the 27th of November, 2006 and on that day, this was number one. Yeah. The last time it was cool to wear a fedora I want you to do Give me my love Give me my love My love Yeah
Starting point is 00:52:05 My love The last time it was cool To wear a fedora With a waistcoat And skate shoes Definitely Yeah definitely Justin Timberlake
Starting point is 00:52:13 From Future Sex Love Sounds You get my love You're happy with that right? Oh yeah I'm completely happy Yeah Cool That's your birthday banger
Starting point is 00:52:23 One left to compete And it's for Anna Hi Anna Hey What's your birthday banger. One left to compete and it's for Anna. Hi, Anna. Hey. What's your birthday? 21st of December, 1987. Okay, Anna, you were 16 on the 21st of December, 2003, and on that day, this topped the charts.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Try to take it slow, but we're still losing control. And we're trying to make it work, but it still ends up the worst. Black Eyed Peas with Fergie. Shut Up is your birthday banger. Happy? Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty happy about that. Were you a big Black Eyed Peas fan? Oh, yeah, low-key, low-key was.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Does it remind you of being 16? Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, okay. That's what this is here to do. There's three goodies there today. There is. We've actually had Black Eyed Peas come up this week. We had My Humps. And we play today. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, okay. That's what this is here to do. There's three goodies there today. There is. We've actually had Black Eyed Peas come up this week. We had My Humps. And we played it, eh?
Starting point is 00:53:08 Yeah, yeah. So they've had a big week. We've played that Reece Mastin song as well. We have. But I'm not opposed to playing songs again. I mean, I love it. We played Total Eclipse of the Heart for the second time. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:17 So far, this show has played 12 minutes of Total Eclipse of the Heart. And that's just from playing it twice. Yes, exactly. Love it. So what are we going to play? Well, I mean, I am a Mastinator. So I love Rhys Mastin, but that could just be me. What do you think, Clint?
Starting point is 00:53:35 I like the Justin Timberlake song. Okay, yep. But is it the best Justin Timberlake song? It's not Cry Me a River. No, it's not. I do like Shut Up too I like Shut Up as well I love Shut Up
Starting point is 00:53:47 As soon as I heard the hook I was like, God We haven't heard that in a while I haven't heard When's the last time that played ever? That's Friday Feels, right? Yeah
Starting point is 00:53:54 Yeah, okay Okay, let's do it Anna, you win Birthday Banger Congratulations Oh yeah, that's cool Here we go Black Eyed Peas Birthday Birthday Banger, this is ZM. And we try to make it work, but it still ends up the worst And I'm crazy, what's gonna be your lady?
Starting point is 00:54:31 I think I'm going crazy Girl, me and you was just fine, you know, we wine and dine Did them things that couples do when in love, you know Walks on the beach and stuff, you know Things that lovers say and do I love you, boo I love you, too I miss you a lot I miss you even more
Starting point is 00:54:47 That's why I flew you out We was on tour But then something got out of hand You start yelling when I would break plans Even though I had legitimate reasons You know I have to make them dividends How could you trust a private eyes, girl? That's why you don't believe my lies
Starting point is 00:55:02 And quit the sex Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up We try to take it slow That's why you don't believe my lies and quick deception. I think I'm trying to get you to listen Humanity to the has become our tradition You yell, I yell, everybody yells Got neighbors across the street saying Who the hell, what the hell's going down? Too much of the bickering, kill it with the sound And shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut it up, just shut up, shut up We try to take it slow
Starting point is 00:55:58 But we're still losing control And we try to make it work But it still ends up the worst And I'm crazy Crazy I'm trying to be your lady You would think I'm going crazy Girl, our love is dying
Starting point is 00:56:15 Why did you stop trying? I've never been a quita But I do deserve better Believe me, I will do bad Let's pick up the band, start this new plan. Why? Because it's the same old routine. And then next week, I hear them scream.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Girl, I know you're tired of the thing to say. You're damn right, because I heard them lame, damn excuses just yesterday. That was a different thing. No, it ain't. That was a different thing. No, it ain't. That was a different thing. It was the same damn thing.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Same ass excuses. Boy, you're useless. Whoa! Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:56:51 Just shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Just shut up.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Shut up. Just shut up. Don't go. Now, please go. I don't know. Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Shut up. Just shut up. Stop the talking, baby., shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up Stop the talking, baby I start walking, baby Stop the talking, baby I start walking, baby Stop the talking, baby I start walking, baby
Starting point is 00:57:17 Stop the talking, baby I start walking, baby Stop the talking, baby I start walking, baby Stop the getting, baby Stop what happened, baby ZM Brink, oh, that just ends weirdly. That's the Black Eyed Peas, the winner of Birthday Banger today. Well, shut up. banger today was Shut Up. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Right now it's time for the one second song challenge.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. This is my favourite game on the show because it lets me win. Last week we had special guest Benny who sings Soaked in the studio.
Starting point is 00:58:14 She released her first EP and she had a gig on that night at the Power Station. I feel kind of bad. It was like her big day. And I whooped her. Yeah, you really did. I whooped her like cream. You got 10!
Starting point is 00:58:27 This is so unfortunate. I know it is. I have never got 10 before and the one time that I do I have to smash our special guest. Nice work. I mean, I acted humbly
Starting point is 00:58:38 as did Ellie, my hype girl. Oh shit, I was so excited for you. I nearly broke the microphone. I love how hyped you were for me to get a 10. I was, I was so excited for you. I nearly broke the microphone. I love how hyped you were for me to get a 10. I was. I was so stoked for you. I will be equally stoked this week if Peaky, our first ever ZM listener competing
Starting point is 00:58:53 in the One Second Song Challenge gets 10. Is it a possibility? Have you heard the game before? Do you think you'll be good at it, Peaky? Yeah, I heard you last week. Oh, there you go. Alright. I'm kind of nervous today though. Yeah, so what's going to happen is we play with the exact same songs, so it's an even playing field. You're going to go first, so I'll step out into a soundproof area,
Starting point is 00:59:13 and you'll play, and then I'll come back and use the same songs as you did. All right? Okay. I'm going to go. By the way, if you beat me today, we're going to hook you up with some free mobile fuel. It's a fill-up Friday, and our mates at Mobile will fill your tank for you, okay? Okay, no pressure.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Good luck. I'm leaving. Okay, Peaky. So you can give me artist name or the song title. Just one is all I need. And now that Clint's gone, we're just going to secretly tell you. We've given you 30 seconds. He only gets 20 seconds, okay?
Starting point is 00:59:43 So you've got a bit longer. All right? Okay? All right, okay? All right. Ready, ready, Ben? Hit off the first song. Oh, Can You Wait. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Pass. Yep. Black Eyed Peas. Correct. Oh, pass. Yep. Um, oh, pass. Yeah. Ed Sheeran. Correct.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Oh, um, pass. Cheerleader. Yeah, well done, mate. Well done. All right. Clint's going to come back in. You did well there. No, it's hard.
Starting point is 01:00:25 No, you did well. You did well. Well done. All right. Clint's going to come back in. You did well there. No, it's hard. No, you did well. You did well. Well done. All right, Clint. I can lip read through the glass. I can't hear anything, but I can lip read. And I did see producer Ellie saying correct a few times. So he's scared.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Okay. All right, Clint. You can give me artist name or the song title and you can pass as well. Okay. When you're ready, Ben, kick it off. Kanye West. Correct. Ed Sheeran. Correct. Black Eyed Peas. Okay. When you're ready, Ben, kick it off. Kanye West. Correct. Ed Sheeran.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Correct. Black Eyed Peas. Correct. Fall Out Boy. Correct. Ed Sheeran. Correct. Post Malone.
Starting point is 01:00:55 Correct. Omi. Correct. Maroon 5. Yep. Pink. Yep. Bruno Mars. Correct. Oh my gosh. Clint. Pink. Yep. Bruno Mars.
Starting point is 01:01:05 Correct. Oh, my gosh. Clint has done it again. No. He's got 10 out of 10. Oh. Sorry, Peaky. You did very well, too.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Good game. Peaky got 4 out of 10. Well done, Peaky. But very good effort. Same score as Benny got last week. Yeah, yeah. And I got the same score as I got last week, which is 10. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:24 All right, all right. Man, am I too? Is this game? Don't worry, Pe. And I got the same score as I got last week, which is 10. Yeah, yeah, all right, all right. Man, am I too? Yeah, we'll rub it in. Don't worry, Piki, you get the fuel, okay? We're going to give it to you. Oh, sweet. Cool, thank you.
Starting point is 01:01:31 Have a great weekend. Is this game going to get cancelled because I'm so good? Oh, my mate. Can I just say, that wasn't as smooth as last week's one. Yeah, I actually thought
Starting point is 01:01:38 you were going to get 10. Last week, I felt like I was... You flew last week. You know that bit of The Matrix where Neo starts to see The Matrix for the first time ever and he can start to dodge the bullets? Yeah, you were just.
Starting point is 01:01:48 That's what I did last week. You did. I wasn't sure this week, but you did it just. This one was a bit more Russell Crowe, Beautiful Mind, you know? Dipping in, dipping out. There you go. No, you nailed it though. All right.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Well done. What a celebration of me this afternoon. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey, we've got some Toy Story news for you this afternoon. I saw a thing the other day that said whether kids now want to accept it or not, they are now 90s kids. And it had a picture of the movie's lineup.
Starting point is 01:02:17 And it was Toy Story, Aladdin, Lion King, and now Little Mermaid as well. It's all come all the way back around. That's a really buzzy thought actually. It is. That's crazy. Yeah. But this one is about Toy Story 2, not Toy Story 4. Yeah, Toy Story 2 is in the news now because they've actually had to delete a scene out of the movie.
Starting point is 01:02:40 And you'd think that it was literally released in, I think it was 1998. Yeah. That was ages ago, clearly. But they've had to delete the scene that involves Stinky Pete. Now, he's obviously the old guy that hangs out
Starting point is 01:02:53 with Jesse and Woody and all of that. Yeah. Basically, maybe just listen to the clip and you might understand why they deleted this scene. All right.
Starting point is 01:03:01 Prospector, how about you? And so you two are absolutely identical. You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in toy story 3 i'm sorry are we back oh all right girls lovely talking with you yes anytime you'd like some tips on acting i'd be glad to chat with you all right off you go then so basically that's the scene where he is interrupted basically flirting with the two Barbie dolls and kind of asking them for favours to get roles in movies, which is very, very similar to the other things that have been in the news recently, Harvey Weinstein.
Starting point is 01:03:34 Isn't that incredible, eh? Yeah, and that was in a kid's movie. Yeah, in 1999. Yeah, right. So 20 years ago. Yeah. I get it. The character is doing Like a
Starting point is 01:03:45 Parody Of a dodgy Old man Yeah But it's not funny anymore Yeah it's not It's very Harvey Weinstein It is
Starting point is 01:03:53 And like That subtle Those little subtle messages Like that in kids movies When kids are exposed to that When they're younger Yeah They only like
Starting point is 01:04:00 Solidify those sort of beliefs In some ways Yeah yeah yeah And kind of makes it okay to do? Well, that's what you think anyway. Maybe, maybe. It doesn't necessarily. Or maybe it's just not appropriate for a kids movie anymore.
Starting point is 01:04:10 Definitely not appropriate for a kids movie. Does that mean that if you've got an original copy of Toy Story 2 with that in there? Yeah. Yeah. Does it make it more valuable? Or does it make it less valuable? Does it make it Toy Story hashtag me too?
Starting point is 01:04:24 Oh. If you recognise the voice of is it Stinky Pete or Prospector, the name of the character? I think his nickname is Stinky Pete, but he's also the Prospector. It's Kelsey Grammar. Frasier. Don't pretend you know who that is. I don't. You know I don't. There you go, there's your Toy Story news.

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