ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 6th 2018

Episode Date: July 6, 2018

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Turn that light off! Show commencing in five. My baby's crowning and you've got to shoot that eight pound watermelon out! Hammer away. Ladies and gentlemen, we are racing. Three, two, one, three. Caw caw! And Clint. Yeah!

On CDM. Kia ora everybody. Happy Friday, Brie and Clint. Afternoon, mate. Afternoon, mate. How are you? I'm going good. I'm going alright. I'm going all right.

Guys. Yeah. I know we've just started the show, but something's just happened. Right. I need to share it with you. One of my friends has just sent me a text that was meant to go to someone else. Oh, I love it when this happens. Was it about you?

It wasn't about me. Yeah. But it's definitely some juicy goss. Well, why don't you read it out on the radio then? Okay, I'll take out the names just in case. So she's written, dude, 100%, such and such is banging her boss. Totally just came to the house with a bottle of wine, both of them. Whoa!

And then I wrote, what are you talking about? And she goes, oh my God, that was meant for my other friend. Do you know the people involved in the story? No, I don't. But still, juicy. Have you ever done that? Sent it to the wrong person. 100%.

I've sent screen caps of messages. Like I took a screen cap of a conversation I was having with someone and then I sent it to that person. Yeah, because you're thinking about that person. Because you're thinking about that person. Oh, I hate that. Be person. Yeah, because you're thinking about that person. Because you're thinking about that person. Oh, I hate that. Be careful out there, New Zealand. Hey, if you've got in the drawer for our Zit M's Drake Over Takeover over the last two

weeks, we could be calling you at 5.30 this afternoon and saying, hey, you're on a plane to LA with a mate to see Drake play live for free. So make sure your phone's on. That's huge. Also, coming up next, we want to talk about a girl who's gotten a tattoo of her favourite fast food restaurant to get free food for a year. It's big. Is it worth it?

100%. You can decide next. ZM. Brie and Clint. His sons are Zion. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM. Brie and Clint.

Martin Garrix. And Carly. It's brand new music. It's called Ocean. How exciting that it's International Fried Chicken Day. Oh, I didn't even wish you International Happy Fried Chicken Day. I can't believe you didn't get me some fried chicken. I've got some fried chicken facts if you'd like them.

Okay. For International Fried Chicken Day. Let's rip into those. Just three. Go on. Just three fried chicken facts. Did you know there are more chickens on earth than there are humans? I'm going to say no. Didn't

know that. Did you know that fried chicken was invented by the Scottish? I thought you were going to say by the Colonel. No, not by the Colonel. The Scottish apparently were the first ones to deep fry it. And yet they still somehow ended up with haggis as their national dish. How do you taste fried chicken and then

still opt for haggis? I've never had haggis. their national dish. Right. How do you taste fried chicken and then still opt for haggis? I've never had haggis. And finally, the largest ever single serving of fried chicken was made by KFC on their 70th birthday when they served up 1130 kgs of chicken. That is a lot of fried chicken. That sounds like a recipe for food poisoning. That is a ton of fried chicken. That is a lot of fried chicken. That sounds like a recipe for food poisoning. That is a ton of fried chicken. And you've probably read recently about this comp that KFC were running to give away free chicken for a year. Oh yeah, one person gets a year's supply of free KFC, right? Yeah, and it was all for International Fried Chicken Day. Well, the winner

has been crowned, Clint. And you know what she did to get the year's supply of free fried chicken? Tell me. She got a tattoo of KFC on her ankle. Now I know people, like KFC people can become like- Diehard fans. Cultish. Yeah.

And I know people who would do this, but you've got to step back from it for a minute and go, is it worth it? A whole year of chicken, a whole lifetime of KFC printed on your body and maybe that's your jam. Maybe that's fine. I mean, you know, memories. Hashtag memories.

Why not? I'd get a tattoo of garlic bread just to get one, not even for anything. For one garlic bread. Yeah. Where did she get the tattoo? So she got it on her, like her ankle foot area but it was her and an actual couple of mates.

That's the default place to get a tattoo that you don't really want a tattoo of. Because I've got one there. Yeah. It's out of the way. You're normally wearing shoes. I must admit, I'm a bit of a fan of a gimmick tattoo. Really? Why not?

It's good memories. I mean, live your life. How much KFC do you need to eat, though, before it becomes regretful? Because you know the KFC regret thing is real. You really want it, you really want it, you really want it until you've had it and then you wish you never had it. Yeah, exactly. So the winning prize entitles her to $100 worth of KFC products

each week for 52 weeks, which amounts to $5,200 across the year. That's heaps. So it's about 458 three-piece boxes. That's enough for a combo every night. Every night of the year. That's heaps. So it's about 458 three-piece boxes. That's enough for a combo every night, every night of the year. I love how off-air we had this conversation and I was like, oh, that's not enough. Yeah, I disagree. That's enough to, you know, put you off it for life.

It's a fair amount. We want to ask this afternoon, Clinton, on 0800-DIAL-ZM, we don't think we're going to get anyone, but if it's you that we're asking for, please call. Do you have a fast food tattoo on your body? Yeah, right. It doesn't have to be a KFC one. It can be any fast food chain.

Any fast food chain. Do you love one type of fast food so much that you've had it emblazoned on your body for the rest of your life? Yeah. It's big. Again, I don't know if anyone will call for this, but if we do get someone and we can validate it, everyone who goes to air this afternoon

is going to win a $50 mobile fuel voucher for Free Fuel Friday. That's massive. Every single caller, if you get to air, you will win a fuel voucher. There's a couple there now, but if you are in this category too, do you have a fast food tattoo? 0800 dial ZM.

Here's Liam Payne. Strip that down. ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. Driving you home Friday afternoon. That's Liam Payne. Hey, happy International Fried Chicken Day.

Yeah, happy International Fried Chicken Day. What a great day. KFC, we're running a comp for this day to give away KFC for a year, free KFC for a fan of the fast food chain who could show how much they love them. And a girl has done that by getting a tattoo on her ankle of KFC. I feel like we need to stress that this is not something they'll do for everybody.

Don't rush out tonight and get yourself a KFC tattoo and then show up to the drive-thru and go, where's my family pack? You just have to show your tattoo to get free KFC every time. So we've put it out there this afternoon. And trepidatiously, we weren't sure we were going to get anything off this. Do you have a fast food tattoo?

Do you love a certain food so much you've tattooed it on your body? It's commitment. There are a lot of people. I know. Look at them flooding in. Including Ben. You have a fast food tattoo on your body.

Not me personally, but my mate does. He's got a Monster Energy down his forearm. Oh no. Oh no. How big is it, Ben? How big?

Size of the palm of your hand. Monster Energy, does he do motocross? No. He has a Monster Energy tattoo and he doesn't do motocross. No, I think it was just a spur of the moment. Loved his Monster Energy drinks and got the tattoo and now he thinks, oh, what have I done? I wonder if it's in that fluoro green colour.

That toxic looking green colour. Let's go to Caitlin. Hello Caitlin. You have a fast food tattoo? Yes, me and my mate got McDonald's fries on the bottom of our foot, like by our ankle. And why was that Caitlin? It was kind of a joke, like we

both like McDonald's fries but then it kind of looked cool so we just decided to do it. Has it ever got you any free McDonald's? Like have you ever shown up and gone, look at the tattoo, can I have some free fries? Well, we literally got it, like, two weeks ago, but we're wondering if that would work. I don't think it's company policy.

I think it's down to the staff member that's on at the time. Caitlin, you should go back and update it and get, I'm loving it. Yeah, that's what we're thinking. Or we're going to add a Big Mac and, like, a frozen Coke. Yeah, you should upgrade to a combo. I love it. That's amazing. Imogen, fast food tattoo.

You got one? Yeah, I feel like this is about my friend and I feel like she should be friends with Caitlin because she has a McDonald's cheeseburger tattooed on her butt cheek. Oh, my God. I like this. Hell yeah, because that's where the cheeseburgers go. Yeah. Straight to your bum.

Finally, Jordan, fast food tattoo. Is it on your body? Yeah, me and my fiancee, mate. What? You both got one? Yeah, we got matching tattoos while we were over in Australia. That's amazing. What did you get?

I've got seven slices of pizza and she's got the missing one. Nothing says true love, Clint. Like a pizza tattoo with your missus. I actually missing one. Nothing says true love, Clint. Like a pizza tattoo with your missus. I actually love that. Are you tempted to get like a Pizza Hut or a Hell Pizza or a Domino's written underneath it just to really, you know, align yourself with one brand in particular and go for that free food for life?

You know, it depends what you feel like. They're all pretty good, but, you know. One question. Is there pineapple on the pizza? Oh, I don't say no, but the missus, yeah, she's a bit iffy. It's possible grounds for divorce. Hey, Jordan, good luck, mate. Thanks for the call.

Cheers, mate. All right, cheers. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's 660 and closer. Incredible news for those guys today they've sold 30,000 tickets

in less than one day for their Western Springs show that is crazy it's incredible the whole it's 50,000 so they're on track to do the first ever 50,000

for a New Zealand artist show that's amazing that'll be the biggest New Zealand show of all time if they can do it but 30,000 is phenomenal get on board now

because tickets aren't going to be around for long. Yesterday we had some staff drinks. It's the day when all the radio ratings come out. We've only been on for three days so fair to say we're killing it. We probably shouldn't have been there because we haven't done any work. We went to the work party,

the staff party after the show and I possibly owe you an apology. Look, mate, so what happened last night? We were all there, the whole team, producer Ben, producer Ellie, we were having some drinks, everyone was having a good time. Bonding was lovely. They had a DJ down there. It was great.

Yeah, yeah. It was awesome. Next minute I see Clint put on his jacket in the corner and it's a massive jacket. It's this huge puffer jacket, very hard to miss, and I slowly see Clint stand up and he's walking away and then producer Ellie yells out to you, you're not going home, are you?

And you turn around and you look her in the face and you're like, nah, just going to the bathroom. Yeah. I knew straight away. I was like, he's out. I was dropping a smoke bomb. Yeah, but you got caught. I was ghosting. a smoke bomb I was ghosting No I didn't get caught And don't look at me like I'm the only one who does this

Look I'm just I actually I love a smoke bomb And I'm just coming off the back of a pretty bad cold And I know how soft that sounds I couldn't commit to a big night You were out till 2 in the morning I know if I stayed with you. No, that was Wednesday night.

You and last night. Okay, yeah. I would be just as sick. So I thought, you know what? Show up for one or two drinks and then just slowly just leave the party. Mate, you don't owe me an apology. I love a smoke bomb. I think, you know what?

There's nothing worse than being like, all right, I'm going to go. And then everyone tries to make you stay. Just one more drink. One more drink. Don't leave. Where are you going to, you pussy? to go, and then everyone tries to make you stay. Just one more drink, one more drink. One more drink, don't leave. Where are you going to, you pussy? It's so good. Just smoke bomb out of there.

Just leave, and no one cares. They'll care for about 25 seconds, and then they'll forget you were ever there. You don't feel the guilt. I called you because everyone goes, where's Clint? And I said, he's gone. And they said, no, he was going to the bathroom. He's not gone. And I was like, guys, he's left.

And I called you, and you go, yes. And I called you and you go, yes. And I was like, you've left, haven't you? You go, yep. My plan was to send in our Facebook group chat a message once I got home, like a selfie from the couch going. Love it. I'm using the toilet at home. I love it.

I'm the queen of smoke bombs. Do you want to hear my tips? Yeah. Because saying you're going to the toilet and you've put your jacket on, mate. This is good for people tonight too for funny drinks. Because maybe you just going to the toilet and you've put your jacket on, mate. This is good for people tonight too for funny drinks. Because maybe you just want to go for one drink, but you don't want to get caught up in the snowball effect of another drink, another bar.

Next minute it's three o'clock in the morning and you're sitting in Burger King. Exactly right. So these are my tips to smoke bomb. I've tried them all. They all work really well. My first tip, you get a friend involved. So you bring one person into the circle of trust and you get them and you go, oh, me and such and such, we're just going to the bar.

We're just going to the bar to get a drink or we're going over here and then they walk you out and then they walk back in and everyone knows you've left. You get a decoy. Yeah, so when you go with someone, people don't suspect as much. Yeah, that's good. You have to have someone willing to help you though. Exactly right.

What about taking a fake phone call? I've used fake phone calls. Because you just stand up and you put it up to your ear and you go, oh, I've just got to go outside, keep walking. Never come back. But my favourite one, when everyone's sitting at the table, everyone's having drinks, you lean down and you go, guys, who wants a drink?

Next round's on me. And then you just leg it on out of there. Fifteen minutes later, they're just going, where's Bree with those drinks? Oh, she's gone home. Now, Bree and Clint, good luck tonight around New Zealand, wherever you're drinking. Stay safe.

Stay safe. Stay safe. Get out of there quickly. Here's Dennis Lloyd, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. Um, look, how annoyed was I just before the show when I copped a spoiler for Love Island Australia? No spoilers here. We're not doing any spoilers. We're not that type of show.

But the finale is out. The finale's out now. And you've been trying all day to avoid this. It got ruined for producer Caitlin this morning. Someone texted in. She was devastated. I can't believe it. I'm so annoyed.

If you are looking to watch the finale without knowing, don't go on Instagram. Because even Sophie Monk, the host of the show, has posted who wins it. I know. And, like, they should know better than that. Yeah. Come on.

People watching on demand. They just need to wait just 24 hours. After 24 hours, fair game. Then go for it. Go for it. So, Love Island Australia, if you haven't been watching it, it's essentially where they take beautiful, I mean, probably not the most intelligent bunch of people,

and they put them in a house, and then they pretty much just film it. They are thick as pig shit, some of them, eh? They just, like, seriously. Yeah, but they're so pretty. Yeah, and you can tell, like, they've got this far in life through that. Okay.

Like, no, some of them it's to the point that I'm like, do you have someone else proofread your Instagram captions? Because I'm not convinced you can spell half the words in there. They seem like nice people. Yeah. And we've taken some of my favourite things that have been said in the house and we've put it together for you

in a montage of the smartest things heard on Love Island Australia. Mallorca. M-A-R... No? I'm so misogynistic, which means I think women are absolutely gorgeous. If we minus seven from six, that leaves one remaining girl in the villa. Do any of you girls like blokes that have like a tinge of BO? So we asked the lady about tapapas.

Tapapas. I used to be a kangatarian, so I know what you mean. So I used to only eat kangaroo and fish. What? A kangatarian. My favourite one in there is the dude, bro, who goes, I'm massively misogynistic, which means I love women. He was a sweetheart.

Poor Jack. You're not getting on there if you have a law degree, right? No, a guy on there was studying law, but he got sent off really quick because no one wanted to pick him. Imagine if you'd done a crime and you're like, you're my last line of defence, and he comes on and he's in the courtroom taking selfies of himself. You're going to prison.

Literally. Hey, I, to be honest, I don't envy them because if I was locked in a house, I thought a carpenter was someone who laid carpet until a couple of years ago. Are you trying to get on the next season?

I reckon I'll get on. Brie and Clint on ZDM. Are you trying to get on the next season? I reckon I'll get on. Fastly becoming my favourite segment on the show. It's a goodie. It's a goodie. It's a goodie. You call us up, 0800DIALZM. We figure out what song was actually topping the charts on your 16th birthday.

We all reminisce and then we pick the best one and we play it in full. Yeah, it has resulted in one argument on our show already, just between us. It was a slight argument yesterday, wasn't it? It did fracture us a little bit. We ended up playing Leigh-Anne Rimes' Can't Fight the Moonlight. The people loved it. You know what? After we played it, I felt good about it.

Didn't mind it? I knew you would. I felt like a bit of a dick, actually. Let's find out what our three contenders are for Birthday Banger today. First up, James, happy Friday. Hello, mate. How you going? What's your birthday?

2nd of March, 2000. Okay, James, you were 16 in 2016, only a couple of years ago, on the 2nd of March, and this is your Birthday Banger. Good song. Lucas Graham. Yeah, this is a good song. Seven years, Lucas Graham. Okay, yeah, very good, very good, very good.

Next, let's go to Norman. Hello, Norm. Hey, how's it going? Good, how are you, mate? Yeah, pretty good. That's good. What's your birthday? The 28th of December, 1978.

Okay, Norm, you were 16 in 1994 on the 28th of December, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, Norm. Cranberries. It's a banger, mate. That's a winner. That's a winner. I love that song.

I can't believe that it's 1994. Yep, 94 hit from the Cranberries, Zombie. Okay, she's a contender. Well done, Norm. I like it, Norm. Finally, Ben. Oh, where's Ben gone? Oh, no.

That's okay. I've got his birthday here. So Ben was born on the 19th of March, 1988, which means he was 16 in 2004, and this was top of the charts. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this. I don't know who you are. And this was top of the charts. That to me, and no disrespect to the Cranberries, that screams birthday banger.

It does scream birthday banger. But he's not on the phone. Jamelia, superstar. Or is it Lucas Graham? I do like that song as well. I like it too, but I kind of hear it still a bit. I same here. And to be honest, it's not like an uplifting song,

which I feel like for a Friday we need it. That Jamelia track feels like a birthday banger. It also feels like a Friday Jams type track. It does. Do we have Ben back on the phone? Because if he doesn't say one word on air, he doesn't win free fuel. Oh, that's such a good point.

What a hollow victory. Because we're giving away free fuel for everyone who calls the show this afternoon. Thanks to Mobile. Shall we play his song and see if we can get him before the end? Okay, good. Let's do that. This is Ben's birthday.

Oh, he's here. He's here. Quick, say one word, Ben. Ben. Oh, no. It's a car crash. Oh, there we go. Oh, God, he's got the free fuel.

Ben, here's your birthday banger, mate. Here's the birthday banger. Z Oh, there we go. He's got the right feel. Ben, here's your birthday banger, mate. Here's the birthday banger. ZM, Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. That's Mitch James. There's a lot going on in the studio. And 21.

We're all good. We're under control. I came to you with a story this afternoon. I said, I'm so excited. Clint, one of my really good friends, one of my best mates actually, Alan, he's coming to visit me on Sunday and I haven't seen him in about six months. So I'm super excited. I've been getting ready for the last couple of weeks

because we've been talking back and forth and he's been undecided about when he was going to come. He's one of your Australian friends, eh? Yeah, so he's one of my Aussie mates. And when you lived in Australia, would you see him every day? Every single day. And then you've just gone nothing for six months.

We literally would be like brother and sister. We spent every moment together. He's such a great guy and such, he's, let's just say he's a flirtatious kind of guy. Sure. And I was talking to one of the people that work here at ZM out in the office and I was like, I'm so excited. My mate Alan, he's coming over. He's booking his flights.

It's happening. And this person that works here at ZM goes, oh, yeah, I already knew that. He told me. And I said, wait a minute. I was like, you guys know each other. And then he said, yeah, we've been talking over Instagram. Right.

And then the penny has dropped, Clint, where I thought, is my mate Alan coming over to visit me or is he coming over to New Zealand for a sneaky hookup? Is he coming over for a little bit of, um,

is he coming for a trans-tasman fling and just using you as free accommodation exactly right let's call him i'll confront him right now on the air i want to see what he has to say for himself are we going to call him i'm not sure if we are going to call him it should be going through now. No, we can call him in a second and find out. We can call him when we come back. But we want to ask you guys this afternoon, on 0800DARLS.M, how far have you gone for an international hookup? How far did you travel?

How far did you travel globally outside of New Zealand? Not for a long- long distance relationship, right? Not for, oh, we got together and then he had to go to work over there. So I flew to Europe. We're talking like, you start talking on Tinder. Maybe you just were in the country for a minute. And then you've put down three grand on flights to Europe and gone all the way over there.

I love the spontaneous stuff like that. I'd probably do it. You said you did it. Oh, yeah. Well, me and Lucy were in international romance for a bit. Yeah, your wife. My wife was originally living in Sydney and I was living in Auckland. Yeah. Yeah. So this is the same as your

mate Alan and this potential. Can we say who it is at ZM that he's Let's just say it's a very attractive young man who works here at ZM. And there's not many because it's mostly ladies on the ZM team. 0-800-DIAL-ZM. How far did you go up? How far did you go for a hookup?

Maybe you went to outer space. Who knows? Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, your brand new drive home. That's Ariana Grande and Z Break Free. So, Clint, one of my best friends, Alan, I'm so excited. He's coming over here to visit me from Australia. He's coming on Sunday and I thought, you know,

I can't wait to see him. It's been five months. You know, he's coming all the way over here for me. Yeah, to hang out with his good mate Brie. Yeah, to hang out with me. And then I talked to an attractive person here at the ZM offices and apparently they've talked to meet up. So is he coming over here to visit me or is he coming over here

for some international love? We actually have Alan on hold. And we will get to him in a minute. Alan, we will get to you. But before we come to you, we want to know, on 0800 Dial ZM, how far have you gone for a hookup, Hunter? Yeah. No, not me, but one of my close mates.

He's gone from Taronga, New Zealand, over to Germany for a little fling. Jeez. How long's that flight? Oh, I'm not too sure But it's pretty long He was chasing me for six months In the stream zone Yeah And then

Now he's finally got his chance Was it worth it? How was the The rendezvous Yeah Did he get a result Hunter? He got the result Oh

Are they together? Yeah they are actually Oh that's cute It's got a happy ending That's nice I like it Jackie Was it you who indulged in a bit of international love?

It was. Where'd you go? I was living in Sydney and met a very attractive member of the US Navy. Oh, my God, you went to war. Aye, aye, Captain. Not quite. Yeah, I was on the first flight out of Sydney to San Diego after September 11th. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. And how did it go? Good. Like, we're still in touch. We're still mates. And yeah, it was a bit of fun. Can I say, directly after 9-11, weird time for romance to blossom, you know?

Yeah, but that's what the world needs love continues to make the world go round beautiful sentiment Richard international love how far did you go Brazil yeah Rio de Janeiro you went

yeah so I was in a bar in Auckland here and just randomly got talking to a girl thinking she was part of the same group I was with, but totally wasn't. So we kind of, I don't know, started here and yeah, she was a traveller, backpacker sort of girl, went back to Brazil, Snapchat, all that sort of thing. We kept in touch and the snaps got a bit more risque and yeah, so I jumped on the plane and followed her. How many times, Richard, did you meet her? Oh, just twice while we were in Auckland. And then you met her twice and then you travelled all the way to Brazil to see her again.

Yeah. That's commitment. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, Richard, but was it worth the airfares? She was a babe and she was, yeah, we got there. That's amazing. I won't even travel to West Auckland, so that is good effort. Like I said, we have your mate Alan, the man who's inbound. When does he arrive, by the way?

So he arrives on Sunday. Thought he was coming over to visit me. Now I'm not so sure. Alan, Alan, Alan. Alan. Hello, friend. How are we today? Ellen.

Ellen, do you require accommodation at Bree's house for your stay in Auckland or do you have another prearranged set of accommodation? May I just say, you're throwing around the world pulling a lot. Bree, you should know me. I'm a classy man. I'm not a bastard. And first impressions count. So this so-called hottie that you're talking about in your office,

it's only your first date in a restaurant. So it is a date. You are coming for a date. It's been confirmed. Great. So now you're using my apartment for your date. Yes. And can I say as well, you're the only reason it's happening, Bree,

because when you first started Indy Steel, and it I say as well, you're the only reason it's happening, Bree, because when you first started in New Zealand, it's the name here, followed me on Instagram, and I'm like, why is this random person following me from New Zealand? Yeah, no, I actually don't. I was really confused when I messaged him. I'm like, oh, thanks for the follow, playing all like the flirtatious guy that I am. And it's like, ha, ha, ha, it's Bree here. So you're the customer.

Ellen, I'm now on your side, mate, and I'm just thinking, do you need Bree's apartment to yourself on Saturday night? Yeah, I'll sleep here at work for the next week, mate. Yeah, Bree's in a neighborhood. All right, mate. Follow me on Instagram now. Follow me. All right, mate. Good luck and Godspeed, Ellen.

I'll see you on Sunday. Bye now. Bye. If you don't have a hookup for this weekend, I'm going to let you know the advantages of being single next ZM, Brie and Clint ZM, Brie and Clint that's 5 seconds of summer

we have just finished talking about international romance and a potential hook up that's happening this weekend and good for them and it's not me Alan is one of my really really good friends and he's also gay I think if you heard Alan's voice you'll know know he's not here to visit Bree for those reasons.

All right. Alan is a lovely man. You didn't say anything otherwise. I mean, never say never. I think Alan would say never, but I don't want to put words in his mouth. However, not everybody has a sexy rendezvous this weekend. Some people, like Bree, are sad and alone. Okay.

That's true. I can't deny it. Brie, recently single. Yes. And like socialising like an absolute butterfly at the moment. You know that new single kind of attitude where you're like, I'm just going to go out and see what happens. You can smell it on people.

It smells like desperation. I have three reasons that have been put together by experts of why it's actually better to be single than it is to be in a relationship. Oh, this is rich coming from you who's married with a really hot wife. Well, maybe after I read

this, I'll leave it. Be careful, mate. Reason number one, why it is better to be single. I actually need this right now. Give it to me. Single people tend to have stronger social networks. You're likely, more likely, to be closer in

touch with your friends, meet up with them after work, go out and do things, than boring, married relationship people are, because they just hang out with each other. Because I've got nothing else to do. I don't want to say that, but that's number one. I feel my social connections just blossoming at the moment. You're also more likely to be there for friends

who need someone to hang out with. That's nice. You've got nothing better to do. Yeah. Okay. All right. Reason number two why you're better to be single than you are to be in a relationship. Single people develop more individuality and personality.

Yeah. Yeah, because no one's telling me what to do. No, you have no one grooming any of your weird habits or forcing. You can do whatever you want. It does mean that you get into a lot of weird habits that you can't break once you get into a relationship. And hey, it may mean that you're single for the rest of your life because you become undateable. I thought you were meant to be building me up.

You will have such a personality on you that you'll be the most interesting single person anyone's ever met. That no one's ever going to want. Great. And this is reason number three. And it might be the best one. And we talked about this earlier in the week too. And this is reason number three. Yes. And it might be the best one. And we talked about this earlier in the week too. And this is science. Single people tend to be fitter than people in relationships.

Okay, well now I'm really depressed because my fitness has gone way downhill. Research says that people who are in relationships, on average, weekly exercise less than people who are single. Well, what if you don't exercise ever? Regardless. Then I can't necessarily help you. But that's the science.

That's three reasons why it's better to be single than it is to be in a relationship. Do you feel better? Do you feel good? No, I hate science. ZM, Brie and Clint, your brand new drive home. It's time to make somebody very, very happy. For the last couple of weeks on ZM, we've been giving you the chance to go and see Drake live in LA

with ZM's Drake Over Takeover. All you've had to do is get through on 0800DIALZM whenever you've heard any Drake song. It's a once-in-a-lifetime trip. Well, this is mega. It's huge. It's flights, accommodation, and tickets to see Drake for two people. We're about to call the winner right now.

What's their name? Casey. Casey. Hello, Casey speaking. Hi, Casey. It's Bree and Clint calling from ZM. Hi, Casey. Hi.

First of all, our first week, have you tuned into the show and heard what we're doing? I actually work until 6 o'clock every day, Casey. Hi. First of all, our first week, have you tuned into the show and heard what we're doing? I actually work until six o'clock every day, so not yet. Well, we're on till seven, so you've still got a chance today. I will. It's not about us, though. It's definitely not about us, Casey, because you were put

into the shortlist for something. Yeah. To win a trip for you and a friend, to go to LA to see Drake. Yes. Casey. Yeah. You're on your way to LA.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Casey, it's you. Are you taking your brother? Yeah. Free flights. Free accommodation and free Drake tickets. Oh, my gosh.

Thank you so much. I'm so excited for you, Casey. Have you ever been to LA? I have, but my little brother's only ever been to sort of Australia once. Oh, my God. He's going to lose his mind. He is. How do you think you'll tell him?

I don't know. Probably something like super extra. We should call him on air. You can't just text him. We should call him on air. Oh. Should we call him? Yes. Yeah, let's call him right now. Okay. We just text him. We should call him on air. Oh, should we call him? Yeah, let's call him right now.

Okay, we're just going to transfer you over to our producers who are going to get your brother's phone number. You wait there for a second, okay? Yep. Okay, cool. Oh, my God, I'm so excited. He's going to lose it. Okay, Casey, we've got him.

We're going through now. What's his name? Tane. Tane. Tane. Hello? Hi. Hi. Guess what?

What? We're going to Drake in LA. No way. Yeah. Oh, my God. Hello, Tane. It's Brian Clint here from ZM. You're going to see Drake in LA, baby.

Are you kidding or not? No, not kidding. Oh, how horrible of a prank call would this be if we were lying, right? Oh, my God. Tane, a couple of questions. Have you got a passport? Yeah. Are you eligible to enter the United States of America?

Yeah, I guess so. And are you a Drake fanboy? Yeah. That's all we need to know, mate. You and your sister are off. Congratulations. Nice work. Thank you so much. Thank you guys so much.

Oh, my God. I'm so excited. The new Drake record is called Scorpion. It's out now everywhere. iTunes, Spotify, Apple Music, wherever you want to listen to it. And it is flipping good, too. What a prize. Congrats, guys.

Thanks for listening to ZM. Have fun. Thank you. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, Sean Mendez, and In My Blood. The story that has got the whole world on the edge of its seat at the moment is the story of

the Thai football team who are currently trapped almost two kilometres below the surface of the earth inside a cave. There's 12 football players aged between 10 and 15 and their coach who is only 25, in a cave, who at the moment cannot be brought out safely.

And they got stuck in there after a flash flood, right? Yeah, yeah. They've been in there for 12 nights now. This afternoon, there was a development on that case when one of the Navy SEALs, who is working on it, trying to figure out what to do and how to get them out. Because they've got professional divers, right, who are going underneath these massive amounts of water

to get to these boys. And I can't even imagine. They were there for 10 days. People thought they were dead. Yeah. And they probably thought, can you imagine being in that cave? It's dark. Yeah.

You have no idea if anyone is even looking for you. You don't know. Can you imagine that moment? 10 days in and you see a diver come out of the water. It would just be, and you would have gone through the whole gambit of emotions over that 10 days and that 10 days would have felt like

10 years sitting there. An awful thing has happened this afternoon where one of the divers has died. A former Thai Navy SEAL who was a volunteer on this job has died trying to move oxygen tanks into position for a potential dive to get these boys out. And he's drowned in the process.

So it just all of a sudden, this story where at the beginning, I think I was like, oh great, they've got them. They can just put the mask on and swim them out. But no, I think people will now more and more are realising how incredibly dangerous this thing is. A Navy SEAL, like a trained diver. That's how incredibly dangerous it is.

There's people, I mean, I think they've flown over guys from Britain. There's people from Australia going over now to help. Elon Musk, the guy from Tesla, has come on board too and said whatever you need, Tesla will provide it too. That's amazing. If you need power packs, like because they've got the Tesla power packs, if you need that for your equipment. He also has a

drilling company because he's creating tunnels in LA. He said if you want me to send over my drills, I'll do that. So the whole world is now going, what can we do to get these kids out of there? Because the options are they, because they've been pumping,

trying to pump as much water out of this cave as they can. And oxygen in at the same time. Because the other thing is these guys, these kids are fatigued in that. And they're also breathing in damp air the whole time. So they've got to worry about their health, their physical health, their mental health as well in all this situation.

Because they were saying that for the next four months, it's monsoon season where they are. So constantly it's raining. So water is constantly going into this cave, which makes it more and more difficult to get them out. There are so many heroes involved with this story already. And I read something today about their coach. So the 25-year-old guy who was with these kids.

I can't even imagine. And they would look at him as the only adult in that situation and he wouldn't have any idea what to do either. No. So in the 10 days that they were there, just sitting on this ledge, not able to do anything, not able to escape in any way, he has been meditating with the kids.

So it turns out that this 25-year-old guy has spent 10 years as a Buddhist monk, is an expert in meditation and has been teaching the kids meditation as well to keep their mind calm, to keep them still and just to keep them in the moment from not inevitably going crazy. And giving up hope. You need to have hope because I mean 10 days, you don't even know if it's 10 days because you don't have any sunlight. You're in a cave. Yeah.

What an incredible story. I mean. Yeah. If there are updates on it, you will hear them in the news on ZM, but the whole world is just sitting here at the moment going, come on, hoping for a miracle, hoping that something can happen to get these kids out. But it is a completely unique situation

and no one knows what's going to happen. And that guy dying today is just proof of how dangerous it is a completely unique situation and no one knows what's going to happen and that guy dying today is just proof of how dangerous it is as well. Yeah, thoughts and prayers for everyone that's going through that at the moment. Horrible stuff. Brie and Clint, here's Muramasa, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM.

ZM, Brie and Clint, Muramasa and ASAP Rocky. He's coming ASAP. Everyone's coming. Good time for good shit. Cher's coming. Good time for good shit. Cher. Cher's coming. Yes, Cher is coming. Celine Dion's coming.

I'll be quiet now. We have arrived as your new ZDM Afternoon Show. We are the newest show in the country. We've just moved into the radio neighbourhood, you could say. I smelt you earlier, Clint. You have that fresh new smell about you. We're doing something this week, and we'll only do it for this week, where we go around and we meet our neighbours,

our neighbours being the other radio shows, the other afternoon shows on other radio stations. One of my friends actually said to me yesterday, she goes, I heard when you called JJ Feeney, who's now More FM, and she goes, that was very awkward. Because you're not meant to talk about the other stations. It is weirdly awkward, eh? You're meant to pretend like they don't exist.

There's this unwritten rule in radio where you don't talk to each other and you don't talk about each other. But why? Why not? Although after we talked to her, I did notice she had some bonanza ratings yesterday. Did she? Hey, look, if we can be the radio show that helps everybody else,

then maybe that's what we are. Earlier today, before the show, we thought, who haven't we called yet? We've called... The Edge? Yep. More FM? Yep.

We called the guys at MyFM? Yep. Oh, we're just saying them all now. We called the hits. We called the hits. See, even we feel weird about saying it. We haven't called our mates at Flavour. I love Flavour.

So we gave Ast from Daz and Ast a call just before we went on air today. Hello, this is Biggie. Were you asleep? No, I'm on my bed though. It's Bree and Clint calling from ZM. Hello, mate. G'day, mate. How are you?

Look, we're just doing the neighbourly thing in our first week and calling around all of our neighbours, being the other drive shows, and just introducing ourselves. We thought we'd call our favourite one last, which is you guys. Yeah, well, I've got a day off, so I'm just chilling in bed, but thank you for the call. How did you get a day off? Because my boss was amazing, and I just got back from Europe,

and he said, you know what, take the rest of the week off. Start new on Monday. Can we swap Ross Boss with Hayden, your boss? Look, I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. You'll have to pay us a lot for that. As an experienced drive time radio host, obviously we're new to this.

What's some advice you've got for us? Oh, shucks. Be yourself, be real, be lighthearted, be funny and keep your video content up. Oh, damn. That's actually like rock solid radio advice there. I need a notebook. I need to write this down.

Hold on. What's some advice you've got for ZM so it could be more like Flava? Like, what do you think that ZM should have embraced that Flava's doing at the moment? Do we need to get a live DJ in here? What do you mean embrace? You guys are playing pretty much all Flava songs anyway.

It's not supposed to be. No, for what? It's great. It's Flava. We need to get a catchphrase like Flava. You know how people say Flava, Flav. Need a ZM one. This just works.

Yeah, sorry, guys. I'm not very creative with the lines like that. But all the best. I hope you have an amazing first. Wait, are you wrapping us up? Yeah. And that's why they're a successful drive show. He is good.

Okay. All right, thanks, mate. Can you say the end of the break for us then, too? It's ZM with the Beats That Move You. That sounds good. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, that's Robinson and nothing to for regret. It's almost weekend, mate.

You're nearly there, mate. We're almost there. It's my favourite song of this year. Let's make some people happy. Friday Free Fuel Blitz, blitz, blitz, blitz. That is an A-plus opener, if ever I heard one. You nailed that, Producer Ellie. Was that Ellie?

She nailed it. She nailed it. Jeez, you should go on the X Factor. Okay, our show sponsor is Mobile Spiral. Far out. Come on, mate, You can do it. You can do it. I'm a professional.

I have three quarters of a radio degree. Our show sponsor is Mobile Smiles Rewards Card. And to celebrate, it's a free fuel Friday. Everybody who gets on here gets $50 worth of mobile fuel. We've already given away a ton of free fuel already, but we thought we need to get rid of the rest of it. So let's do a blitz. All you have to do is say one word when you get on the radio. If you can't get through yet, keep trying. Okay. I want you to keep trying because we're going to give away every voucher until they're gone. We're going to go all night till

midnight. Okay. Maybe not till midnight, but just for a little bit. Ashley, welcome to the show. You get free fuel. Let's go to the next person. Sarah. Hello. Hi. Sarah's got free fuel. Who else have we got? Benita. Hello.

Hello. Guess what? You got free fuel. Thank you. No problems. Let's go to Romana. Hello. Hello.

Yeah, you got free fuel. You know it. Thank you. Let's go to Katie. Katie, hello. Hey. Katie, you get free fuel. Nice work.

Yay, thanks. Okay, cool. How many is that? Hey, let's keep going. Let's go to Amarita. Amarita. Hello. Hi.

Oh, girl, you get free fuel. Oh, thanks. Thank you. We've had a Benita. We've had an Amarita. We've had a Romana. We've had a diverse range of names. Let's go to the most white-breed name so far.

David, you did Free Fuel. Hey, Clinton Bree, welcome, welcome. Yes, mate. We're hooking you up, Dave. Matthew. Hello, Matt. Hey, Free Fuel Friday. Free Fuel Friday, Matty. $50 of mobile fuel coming your way. Congratulations.

Nice work. Cheers, guys. Producers, how many have we got left? That's it. That's it? We're all out. We're all out of fuel. That's a lot of free fuel we just dished out. Do we save any for ourselves? That's fun.

Can we do that every Friday? Possibly. I think we're doing it every Friday. Shout out, Mobile. Thank you very much for being on board with this hot mess of a new show. We thoroughly appreciate it. ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM.

Sage advice, Kesha. Thank you very much. Brie and Clint on ZM. Sage advice, Kesha. Thank you very much. Brie and Clint, this is ZM. I have, to round out your Friday and send you into the weekend, a feel-good animal story. Ah, it's in Benya. Ba-ba-dee-dee-ba-ba. Benya, yeah.

Benya, yeah. It does involve a hint of murder, but it's feel good from the animal perspective. Oh, I thought we were talking about something else. Oh, no, no, that's soon. That's another animal story. That's another feel good animal story. That's another good one.

Hey, we've got two feel good animal stories for you this afternoon. It's to do with poachers. Okay. So a group of poachers have broken into a wildlife reserve in South Africa where there are rhinos, which they planned to steal the tusk of and to do that they have to kill the rhinos.

They went in with rifles and axes to and enough food to last them seven days. So they believe that the poachers were there to take all the tusks from all the rhinos that were in this wildlife park in South Africa. Yeah, because they take the horns because they use it to make whatever they do with it. There's a lot of reasons.

Some people believe that it has medicinal properties, which it doesn't. Some people just use it as a trophy. But either way, it means that these endangered animals have to die. And they're becoming more and more endangered. There's so, like, there's hardly any left. The poachers encountered a pack of lions on the way to do their business. Right, because they were staying in the wildlife park.

This is where the murder bit comes in. What, from a lion? The lion, the pride of lions, have eaten the poachers and all that is left is body parts, shoes, and the weapons that they were going to use to attack the rhino. I mean, if karma ever presented itself in this world, it's in this story. It is hard to celebrate someone

being mauled to death. But I feel like when no one's on the animal side these days, it's just if the scales are balanced a little bit, then maybe that's a good thing. Do you think the Lions, like, came across and they're like,

here's our opportunity? If we're going to kill anybody, it should probably be these guys, right? Bree and Clint on ZDM. ZDM, Bree and Clint, that's Dua Lipa and IDGAF. Clint, did you know that Kiwis spend billions of dollars every single year looking after their pets? I'd believe it. So we're talking about vet fees,

when you have to buy medication for your pets, stuff like that. Two cats, we've had to get pet insurance because it is just... Really? Well, you'd never want to be in that situation where you have to... Make a choice. You have to make a choice based on money, you know? And that's where pet insurance is good. You pay every week and then if the worst happens

and you cross everything that it doesn't, then you don't have to worry that you can't afford to look after your pet. Because, I mean, what a horrible decision to make. Yeah. But even then, like, it doesn't count for... Like our cats, they have to be on special food. Right. Because they're mildly inbred.

They're not vegan, are they? They were paleo when we got them. We got them off. No, I'm not joking. Are you joking? They were paleo. We got them off that. But because they're so inbred, they've got like urinary problems.

So they have to be on like a special like urinary. You don't need to know all these. It's expensive though. I was like, this is a lot of information. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know what this is. It's expensive though. I was like, this is a lot of information. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know what's going on. But I found this really interesting because I was reading this story today about, you know how obviously they're looking into the benefits

of medical marijuana for humans, which I mean, they're saying that the benefits for humans are drastic. Like, you know, so many beneficial qualities that you can have that comes from marijuana. And they're saying now that they're developing medical marijuana for pets. Doggy weed. Doggy weed. Pot for your pets.

If animals get medicinal marijuana before humans do, there's something wrong. I know. Like, what's going on? Not that animals don't deserve it, but when there's people who want this kind of stuff and who are arguing that they need it for pain relief and whatever else, or just for recreation. Are you for or against medical marijuana?

I'm hugely pro. And I think we should be growing it in New Zealand. Yeah. I think we should go, instead of doing so much dairy, imagine if we could grow a bit of medicinal marijuana. I'm definitely pro. And I think we should be growing it in New Zealand. Yeah. I think we should go, instead of doing so much dairy, imagine if we could grow a bit of medicinal marijuana. I'm definitely for it. If you look at, you know, the people that benefit from it, and it really helps certain people in situations.

And, I mean, it's a proven thing. It's definitely proven. And, I mean, we had a dog growing up who she was, I think she was 17 and she was a big dog, and she really struggled with her joints. Yeah. And she could have had some of this doggy weed and she'd be good to go.

Plus, she'd start liking Post Malone music. And that's never a bad thing. Your dog, Biscuit Bill, will go through the roof. Funnily enough, her name was Snoop. How did my dog get dreadlocks? Doggy weed. Yep. Could be on your shelf in the next couple of years.

No word yet on whether it's fit for human consumption either, so I don't think you can go and buy the dog stuff and just treat yourself to it. No one else was thinking that. If you smoke doggy weed, do you then feel like doggy munchies? Mate. It's been a long week. Here's Clean Bandit and Demi Lovato.

This is Solo, Brie and Clint.