ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - July 9th 2018

Episode Date: July 9, 2018

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On CDM. Are we on the radio? This has just interrupted a rousing rendition of the Heartbreak Island theme song we've just been doing. My ears are hurting. They're bleeding because of your singing. It is the best, worst TV theme song I've ever heard. Like, it's not good, but I love it. No, it's not good. No, you were doing it off air.

Let's hear it on air. We can build our own paradise. No, bring down the bed. Bring down the bed. Bring it down. Bring down the bed. I don't want to do it. Come on.

There you go. Are you looking for love? I'm looking for a ha, ha, ha, a ha. No, see. I feel like you have just taken over the worst singer on this show. Yeah, but it's not in my key, is it? That track is not in my key. All right, mate.

Hey, let's go to some good news, something positive. The garlic bread chips have arrived in New Zealand. Let's go to something negative. There's been people on the team here in the studio who have already tried them. The person who wants a garlic bread chip more than anything in the world is the only one who hasn't tried one yet. Have you actually tried one? Nah, I wouldn't do that to you.

I knew you wouldn't do that to me. We're going to taste them together at 4.30 and we're going to give some away. If you've been following this epic journey, you will now be able to get your hands on a packet. Next though, I need to break the bro code for a second and talk about a stag do.

I'm involved with the planning of a stag do. It's not until next year, but the wheels are already starting to fall off and I want some help. I want a little bit of advice stag do. It's not until next year, but the wheels are already starting to fall off. And I want some help. I want a little bit of advice. Juicy. If you have an opinion on how close a stag do can be to a wedding,

I need you to stick around, all right? Oh, this sounds bad. Here is Calvin Harris and Dua Lipa. One kiss. Brie and Clint. ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, brand new music from Kygo and Imagine Dragons.

It's called Born To Be Yours. I, for the first time, am involved with the planning of a stag do. I've never been in the bridal party before. I've never been anyone's best man or groomsman. So you never got the call up? Never had the call up until now. What does that say about you? Well, I don't like to think about it, to be honest.

Oh, sore point. So I, for the first time, have the burden of being involved in organising a stag do. And really, when it comes to weddings, that's all the groomsmen have to do. They have no input on the actual day, except one of them will give a speech. The stag do is your big responsibility. You have two jobs. One, organise an epic party. Two, keep the groom safe.

How hard can it be to organise beer and maybe some dances? Not that hard. You think so. The planning has begun. The issue is there is a power vacuum within the groomsmen because usually in this situation there's a best man. Someone is head of the groomsmen because usually in this situation, there's a best man. Someone is head of the groomsmen. In this situation,

there is no best man. So everyone is in charge. Yeah, because you were telling me off air, but why is that? I didn't ask you. Equality or like... It's quite a new thing to... And girls do it too.

Like Lucy didn't have a head bridesmaid, a maid of honour. She just had her friends there. Because then you're not ranking your friends. Is it awkward that my sister didn't make me her maid of honour and I was just a bridesmaid? Well, like you said, what does that say about you? Here's the issue. Here's the issue. Um, one of the groomsmen has taken the ball and really run with it when it comes to the stag do has already started to put plans in place. What does he do for a job? He is in finance.

Oh, well, don't let that guy plan it. No offence to people who work in finance, but boring. No, he's fun. He's fun. It's not what he has planned that's the issue. It's when he's got it planned. He's decided to push ahead with organising the stag do the weekend before the wedding.

Which I think is a bad idea. And you said what? It's like five days before the wedding. Yeah, because the wedding's on a Friday. So he wants to have the stag do Saturday, Sunday. So it essentially leaves five days after the stag do before this guy has to get married. What if it turns out like that movie The Hangover

and someone gets a tooth ripped out? Exactly. Anything could happen. Stag do's generally tend to get a little bit out of control. No matter the best of intentions, no matter the best people there, once you mix booze, testosterone and excitement and someone going,

oh, it's your last night of freedom, we're going to punish you, things get a bit out of control. How old are the people you're partying with? That sounded like, we're going to punish you. It sounds like every stag do that's ever happened.

I think a month to be safe. I think a month is great. I think minimum two weeks. Here's the bit that I haven't told you. Yeah, what's the reason? Why? The guy who really wants to have it the weekend before the wedding lives overseas.

So he is planning the stag do on the dates that he can be there. Okay. So he's pushing forward with this date because it's the one that he can make. It doesn't benefit anybody else. It's not about him. It doesn't benefit the groom. It doesn't benefit anybody else in particular to have it so close to the wedding except for him.

It makes it worse for everyone else because then some people might be reserved because they're like, I don't want to go too hard because the wedding's in five days. Just say a fortnight. A two-weeks buffer gives a groom time to get over a sprained ankle. It gives him time if he gets a facial injury. A sprained ankle. I mean, it's not going to help if someone shaves an eyebrow,

but I'm hoping that sort of stuff doesn't happen. And that's not the sort of stag do we're planning, but I'm just saying they are high risk, low reward situations of stag do, and you have to be prepared for anything. I'm thinking of his future wife more than him. I'm thinking about the person she has to stand next to at the aisle on the day.

So of course you've stood up and you've said, no, we're not having it on that weekend. Yeah. And you know what I got back? Or have you done that? Oh, I've said, I've floated it. I got, hmm, interesting. I'll take that into account.

That's not your decision. It's meant to be a group decision. Let's call him on air. I'll wait 100 dials at him or text us to 9696. Am I being oversensitive or is having a stag do five days before the wedding one of, if not the dumbest ideas you have ever had? Could be worse. Could be the night before.

If I can put a case to him with feedback, it might help. ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, that's DJ Khaled and Justin Bieber, apparently engaged to Hailey Baldwin, so he'll be staring down the barrel of a

stag do of his own. Can you imagine Justin Bieber's stag do? They'd be throwing eggs at houses and driving around in Ferraris. We're asking the question, because I have been tasked with organising my first ever stag do for a friend. Is five days before the wedding tooising my first ever stag do for a friend is five days before the wedding too soon to throw

the stag do? It's too risky. Common sense says yes. Right? Way too risky. The person who's strongly lobbying for it to be that close is coming from overseas. Coming a long way in fact. I don't want to say where from

because I don't want to identify him. Where's he from? Where's he coming from? Put it this way, he's coming from the other side of the world. Okay? So he needs to do it all in one trip. He needs to do the wedding and the stag do

all in one go if he wants to be at both. If he was the best man, I'd say okay, fair enough, but a little bit selfish. There is no best man. It's not about you, mate. There are four groomsmen all with equal footing as far as the stag do is concerned.

So what I'm looking for is a bit of consensus amongst people as to whether this is the dumbest idea of all time to have a stag do that close. Katie on the text machine, she said, yes, dumb idea. My husband had a black eye at our wedding because they had it too close. That's exactly what I'm trying to prevent. Not good. That's exactly, because those photos, the stag do, to be honest, and again, this is against bro code to say this,

the stag do doesn't matter. Like the stag do, if there is no stag do, it's not the end of the world. Your wedding photos, you get one chance at them. Oh, that's the only reason I get married. It was for the party before. Oh, really? I guess weddings are get married. It was for the party before. Oh, really? I guess weddings are party too. Those photos last forever.

Yeah, but they got photoshopped. So is it too close? Oh, 800 dial ZM. James, what do you reckon? Oh, definitely too close. I had my best man organise my stag do for the week before my wedding and we ended up having shots and things like that before we went go-karting and my hand ended up getting stuck in between another guy's steering wheel

and I ended up dislocating and breaking my little finger on my right hand. Were you in a cast at your wedding? No, my fingers were just strapped together and my hand was black and blue. Please tell me, James, it wasn't your wedding ring finger hand? No, luckily it wasn't. It was my right hand. Oh, I bet your wife was so relieved. Fantastic.

Lauren, what do you reckon? Is this a dumb idea, a stag do five days before the wedding? Yeah, definitely way too close for me. My husband had his week out and they took him paintballing and they put the stag in his undies and they make him run past everyone who shoots him. So he was completely covered in little pellets all over him and the closest one was his neck.

So luckily we managed to hide all of them because they do make you wear a mask for safety reasons. So he wore a mask at the altar. Lauren, that's not even an accident. They knew what was going to happen. This is my self-preservation kicking in here too. Who did you blame? Who did you hold accountable for ruining your groom before the wedding?

A little bit different for us because we did have a best man. So he was half accountable as well as obviously the rest of the groom's party who did organise it. Lauren's just chucking deathies at everyone at the wedding. It's worth inviting them. Pauline, too close, five days. What do you reckon? My husband had his stag do two days out on the Thursday before the Saturday wedding. Why, Pauline?

Well, again, it was somebody coming from overseas. And how did that turn out? Forget that person. Forget them. You've had your whole life to have wild nights out with that person and you know what that person can get drunk at the wedding as well. Just piss them off. What happened Pauline? How'd it turn out? Oh it was actually okay. They went go-karting but thanks goodness no accidents. And then into town for a big night out. I think they got home about four. I can't really remember. Must say they only had two jobs,

pick up the suits and the helium balloons on Friday and it all went pear-shaped from there because they nearly missed the helium because the shop was nearly shut and the suits because they were still asleep. But yeah, no, they were fine come Saturday. Right, okay. I'm just really interested to know

where there's strip clubbies called go-karting. Yeah, yeah, bro code. Sounds like a great place. Okay, thanks, Pauline. The other bit is, and this is the only other bit of advice I'll offer. If you have it like two days before the wedding, if you end up doing something, I don't know,

if you upset your partner because of the stag do, two days isn't long enough for them to get over it by the wedding. Imagine you get to the altar and they're still not talking to you. It's fine. They're all going go-karting. Thanks for your advice. Next, we have the garlic bread chips, everybody.

What do they taste like? Is it worth it? Was it a huge anti-climax? Well, we'll taste them live on air next. ZM. Brie and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint, your brand new drive home. That's Drake and Nice For What.

I mean, you know, you hear of some stories that really inspire you and I feel like this is one of those. What an inspirational story. Last week we started talking about these garlic bread chips that Smiths have made over in Aussie. And I said, mate, we need to bring these back for the people of New Zealand. It's a must. I didn't realise that it was Pizza Hut brand garlic bread in particular too. It's a collaboration. It's a collab. Yeah. And we started on the journey

by trying to find a garlic bread chip mule who was going over to Australia to try and fight for some of these chips to bring back. And we found that hero. Her name is Sunny. Some heroes don't wear capes. She joins us this afternoon. Hello, Sunny. Hello. Hello. Now, you late last night made it back to New Zealand with a suitcase full of garlic bread chips. You met our producer, been at the airport. You've now made your way home to Palmerston North or New Plymouth. New Plymouth, mate. New Plymouth.

Sorry. Sorry. Classic mistake. Can you confirm for us that you have not yet tasted one of the garlic bread chips? I have not yet tasted them. Even though one peck burst in my bag, I refrain from tasting them. See, Sonny, and that's what a real team player does, unlike some people on the team, Producer Ben,

who's already tried the chips. I heard. How disgusting. Shocking, Sunny. Yeah. Some people would call me a hero, but I just think anyone would do it. We're going to do this together now, Sunny. Do you have your chips handy?

I do. Okay, Bree. Oh, my God. I feel like, you know, there's those moments in your life where you come to a crossroad where it's like a... Quite a lot of the packets burst on the plane. Yeah. Because of the air pressure.

I'm going to give these... This is your moment. I'm going to give these to you now. Okay. Sunny, is your packet ready? It is ready. Okay, guys, this is all for you. You know when you have a dream and you feel like,

wow, that dream could come true? I'm about to experience that, Clint, with Sunny. Are you ready, Sunny? I'm ready. All right. Here we go. Cool. One, two, three.

Okay. Sunny, you don't sound convinced To be honest, it just tastes like chicken I don't even want to talk about it No, you need to talk about it This is your mission You have bastardised this radio show in its first week just for the purpose of getting

a packet of chips across the Tasman. Sunny, fake it with me. Oh my God. They're amazing. Right, Sunny? Amazing. Let me try one of these chips. Yeah.

Let me try one of these chips. Oh my God. I feel like I'm ripping into a piece of garlic bread. Oh, it's better I feel like I'm ripping into a piece of garlic bread. Oh, it's better than the real thing. That's a chicken chip. That is a chicken chip. That's literally a damn chicken chip.

What a waste of time. I'm writing a letter. I can't believe that. I'm writing a bloody letter, Sonny. What an absolute waste of time. Hang on. Is it a hint of garlic coming through at the end? No, that's chicken flavour.

No, that's chicken flavour again. But you know what? Over there they also, because they've got a whole range of Pizza Hut chips, there's margarita and barbecue meat lovers. I should have got some of those. Oh, you should have just got a chicken chip. Not judging on these ones. If you want to try them, we've got packets to give away on our Instagram

and our Facebook. Go and search Brie and Clint. What a fail. Let down. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, 660 and closer. If you missed it, the live taste test of the garlic bread chips made by Smiths out of Australia, specially smuggled over to New Zealand, has just gone down.

And the feedback is mixed. I'm ropeable. To be honest, they kind of taste a little bit like garlic bread. I'm just trying to see the light. No, I had another taste. It's sour cream and chives. It's kind of a mix. Add anything.

It's chicken chips. How could they get that wrong? It's bread and garlic. It's not hard. And butter. And butter wrong? It's bread and garlic. It's not hard. And butter. And butter. So we have a lot of chips left over, and we have set up a giveaway via our Facebook and Instagram.

Instagram too? Yeah, it's on Instagram as well. Bree and Clint, you're welcome to win them and taste them for yourself. We just as a show will not be putting our name to them as a great chip. We're not associated with the garlic bread chip. But if you still want to taste them, I want to give away some of the packets on air. 0800 dials at M.

If you're the 72nd caller, you will get a packet of chips. The producers love it when you call. They absolutely love it. Here they come. Start calling through. What was the number, sorry? 72nd. 72nd. Are you guys all right to answer 72 calls out there? You good? Nah, they're loving it. Here they come. Start calling through. What was the number, sorry? 72nd. 72nd.

You guys all right to answer 72 calls out there? You good? Nah, they're loving it. So the person who calls in 72nd will win a packet of these chips. Don't take your anger at this out on them. Producer Ben, that's for tasting the chips before us. Yeah, you learnt your lesson. Here's Mitch James.

21, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint on ZM. Bree and Clint, that's Mitch James in 21. We spent a good part of last week talking about the Thai football team who were trapped in that cave and still are most of them. Did you see overnight they've managed to get four of the boys out? I saw that they picked out the weakest ones of the boys because they had to get them out the fastest.

Yeah, the ones that are struggling the most. Yeah, the ones that are struggling the most and they've gotten four of them out successfully. There's eight people left in the cave. Do you think the 25-year-old coach, because the coach is in there with them, do you think he will be last to go? You know, I thought about this and I think he will.

I think he, because you've seen it in his letters, he's already apologised to the parents for this whole thing and it's not his fault. In fact, they're alive because of him. Yeah. He, I was thinking about this and he will want to go last. He will want to be there with the last kid. And to be honest, they'll want him there.

The last kid doesn't want to be there alone, you know? No. But what if he got sick? What if the coach between now and then got sick and they said, we need to evacuate you urgently? Like that sort of conversation of... They'd surely leave like one of the emergency staff there. There's someone with them permanently.

Yeah. So four came out overnight and that was the best news to wake up to, that four had got out safely. Obviously someone's already died. A Navy SEAL has died trying to get them out. None of the boys who they tried to get out last night were hurt. They're in hospital now.

They're safe. Their families have them back. But if you think about what they would have had to get through, I mean, they're crawling through places in this cave that you can't even have an oxygen tank. You have to push the tank through first and then you have to shuffle your body through a tiny hole. Then you have to use climbing gear to get down like the rock wall in a cave that you

can't see anything. Yeah. And then you have to dive underwater. I think, what is it? A couple of kilometres. Yeah. The reason they've had to stop and wait to do the next round is because they've literally run out of oxygen.

So they strategically place oxygen tanks throughout the cave to get those four boys out, used up all the oxygen they had. So then they have to stop the plan, put all, get fresh oxygen, resupply the route. All 18 divers have to, I guess, have a rest as well. This whole thing is going nonstop. But yeah, then they put new oxygen in and then they're going to go again. It's going to start happening this evening our time, the next phase of the rescue.

And they'll, yeah. How long is it from where they're stuck in the cave to where they get out? So again, it's going to start happening this evening our time, the next phase of the rescue. How long is it from where they're stuck in the cave to where they get out? Well, apparently there is a 1.5 kilometre part of the cave now that they can do above water. The amount of time they have to spend underwater, it's continuing to change because they're still pumping water out. But at the same time, the monsoon rains are coming down again. So hence why they've hurried this whole thing up. Because if that cave floods, the other bit is there's holes all around the forest

and they don't know what feeds into the cave. They don't know where else it's going to leak water in. So they literally just have to start trying to get them out as fast as they possibly can. Can you just imagine being stuck in that cave? It's been over two weeks. And the first time you saw light when you made it outside of the cave, what that would feel like?

You'd just, you'd collapse with joy and exhaustion and tears. You'd finally believe that you were going to live. Because before then, you had not seen sunlight. I'd feel guilty about being the, not that they should, but there'd be that weird guilt thing that your friends would, until they all come out, I don't think any of them will be able to feel safe.

Really relax. It's still unfolding. If there is an update, you'll hear about it in ZM News at 5 o'clock. Brie and Clint on ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Ross said, because of this game, we both get a pay rise.

That's how good it is. Because we're bringing so much to the table. He's really going to love today's ones. I know. He's going to absolutely love today's birthday banger. If you haven't heard this before, we get you to call through on 0800-DARLS-NM. You tell us your birthday. We put it into the big super radio computer,

and it figures out what song was actually topping the charts on your 16th birthday. Yeah, I love this. You don't get to choose your birthday banger. It chooses you. And sometimes you get a stinker. That's just how it is. Sometimes the charts are rubbish, but let's see what we get today. Cassandra.

Hello, Cassandra. G'day. What's your birthday? 13th of August, 76. Okay, Cass, you were 16 in 1992 on the 13th of August, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, boys to men. What a banger, Cassie.

Thanks. You love it? It's a breakup song, it's a funeral song, and in 1990 what? 1992. In 1992 it was a hit. That's depressing. Maybe it's because it was the 13th. I like it, Cassandra.

I think it's a ripper. Good luck with that one. Let's go to Vicky. Vicky, what's your birthday? Hello, mate. Hello. The 17th of October, 1983. Okay, Vicky, you were 16 in 1999 on the 17th of October

and this was Top of the Charts. Yes! A little bit of Tito's all I need. A little bit of Tito's all I need. Oh, Lou Bega, Mamba No. 5. A little bit of Vicky all night long. You like that one, Vic? It's okay.

Oh, all right. Like we said, you don't choose your birthday, banger. It chooses you. I don't mind it. Last person, John. Hello, John. Good afternoon. Mate, what's your birthday?

Oh, I went up for the oldies. 28 July, 65. Oh, yes, John. We love it. You were 16 in 1981 on the 28th of July and back in the 80s, this was top of the charts. You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl. I wish that I had Jessie's girl.

Oh, no. John, fantastic, mate, fantastic. Great memories. That's a great song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Ross Boss has given the thumbs up. To Jessie's girl? Jessie's Girl?

No, he's loving it. So you and I now have to choose between... I, to be honest. Boys to Men, Lou Bega and Rick Springfield, Jessie's Girl. I love all of them. I'll let you pick first because I don't know what I'm going to pick. I would like to listen to a little bit of Monica in my life. Vicky didn't even like her birthday banger.

Yeah, but I like Vicky's birthday banger. Okay. Oh, yeah, I'll go with you. Who doesn't love Lou Bagger? Come on. Vicky, congratulations. You've won birthday banger. I think that was a no-brainer, really.

Come on. Yes, Vicky, This is for you, girl One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the club On ZM ZM, Bree and Clint Your new drive home That is the latest from Clean Bandit and Demi Lovato

It's called Solo If you are a normal thinking, kind person Who is not bigoted or filled with hate Oh, mate Prepare to get angry at the story we're about to tell you. It's going to fire you up. This is the sort of homophobia that I didn't know existed in New Zealand, or I chose to believe that it didn't.

An Australian couple from Brisbane who are a same-sex couple, two women, are coming to New Zealand to get married later this year. They're going to get married in Northland at Waipu. Yes. They have reached out to a cake store in Warkworth, which is again a place north of Auckland, to make their cake. I'm not going to name the cake place

because I don't think they deserve the publicity at all because some people say there's no such thing as bad publicity. And you're right. It's true. I'm not going to name them. This cake store has said they will not make a wedding cake for a same-sex couple. And do they say why? Yeah.

And what's the reason? This is the exact word-for-word reason. Because they actually wrote a written reply, right? So this has been sent back to Mo and Sasha, the couple who are getting married. I do not wish to offend either of you. And I thank you for letting me know that this is the same sex wedding. Even though as individuals, you are both fabulous and amazing people i must follow the integrity of my heart and beliefs our government has legalized same-sex marriages but it is not my belief that it is correct therefore i will not support it and cannot make a wedding cake for you

i'm trying to contain i know you are I know you are what I truly think but honestly why contain it? yeah well you know what why contain it? I just think that's the biggest load of BS like I get it

everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and I'm not saying that you're not but at the end of the day we're talking about making a cake for two people

that's it you're not asked to go to the wedding and marry them and do all that you're making a cake for two people. That's it. You're not asked to go to the wedding and marry them and do all that. You're making a cake for two people that love each other. Like you can still have your beliefs and have your beliefs and what you want to think, but don't discriminate against two people who can't decide who they fall in love with.

By not making a cake for them, you've once again made a distinction between them and everybody else and said, hey, in my eyes, you're not normal and what you're doing is not correct. Exactly right. So you're saying you're not on the same level as me, therefore I'm deciding. Even though I'm going to say that you're amazing and all this, which is so superfluous in the end because you're putting them down

by saying I'm not going to make a cake for you. You know what you're also doing by doing this is you are affecting impressionable people who may be young, who haven't had time to form their own opinions yet, and they're now being exposed to the fact that, hey, you think these guys are wrong, and that's an acceptable thing to think in 2018. It's not. And they're the people. It's not. And they're the people. It's not okay.

Clint, when stuff like this happens, my heart goes out to young people who could be reading something like this. There could be a gay boy in a country town who reads this story online and he is then affected for the rest of his life and he can't live his life and he might not come out for another 10 years

because he reads stuff like this. He might think the worst things about himself just because of the fact that you are helping to normalize the fact that the idea that it's not okay to be gay you know and we thought on the show this afternoon not to get too self-righteous well to get a bit self-righteous screw this i reckon there is somewhere listening right now who will make this cake for these people free of charge. And we said that. We were like, there would be so many people out there who would not discriminate and they'd be like,

I'm willing to make a cake for anyone. 0800, can we do this? Yes, I would love to do this. 0800 dial ZM. Are you a bakery? Do you make wedding cakes specifically? Do you have a business that can help out with this? Give us a call.

We will happily mention the name of your business if you're willing to do it. Multiple times. Let's turn this story around and make it not what it's turned into. And show people that this is not what New Zealand's about as well. You know? Because this is an international story. They're not even from here.

They're guests of the country. They were coming to spend money and get married and have a happy day. Let's make it into something good, Clint. Yeah, let's see if we can fix it. Give us a call if you can help. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Who's Mudamasa? Bree and Clint on ZM.

ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Mudamasa and ASAP Rocky. It's lovesick. Second week on air for the new show and we're already on a crusade for justice. Yeah, probably not our best decision, but sometimes you just need to do what you feel is right. No, Scott, I think it is our best decision. We've decided to take up a cause. There is a same-sex couple out of Australia

who want to come here and get married in Northland and a bakery north of Auckland has said, we don't do that, we're not making a same-sex wedding cake, go somewhere else. Which I would like to know from the bakery, whatever denomination they are, because, you know, it doesn't really matter what religion. I would like to know if a person of a different religion

came into their store and asked for a cake, if they would then tell them no, because they have different beliefs. What about a different race? You know, where does it stop? Where does personal opinion stop when it comes to this kind of thing? We are getting multiple requests

to name the bakery and we're not going to do that. One, because we don't want to give them publicity and two, because we're not trying to fight hate with hate here. We're not trying to get people to go around and protest and that kind of thing. We're just trying to say and start a conversation to say, hey this isn't how we feel

and this is not how we think the majority of New Zealand feel about this in 2018. We're on the love side of the equation where we think everybody is equal and should have the chance to get married, right? It's about love. It's not about what you believe or anything else. It's about accepting everyone for who they are. They're not hurting anyone. Can we flip the script? Can we turn this, take this from a negative story into a positive story and can we use the power of ZM to find someone who's willing to give these guys a free cake? Yes.

You know? And then they come out on top. The best goddamn cake they've ever had. Peter, welcome to the show. How's it going? All right. Are you a caker? Well, I'm not, but my wife is.

And would she be willing to make these lovely ladies, these lovely brides a cake for their wedding? She definitely would. Peter, does she have a problem with the gays, mate? Not at all. Good. See? Not at all. She's on board.

We're in the 21st century, aren't we? I love it, Peter. Thank you. Can you wait there? This is really rolling in. Elise, hello. Hello. Hello.

What does this make you feel, this story here? How are you feeling about it? My blood is boiling. It's 2018, people. Come on. What can this make you feel, this story here? How are you feeling about it? My blood is boiling. It's 2018, people. Come on. What can we do about it? My sister has a caking company called, can I say the name? Of course you can.

Called Nip's Pantry and she would love to do a free wedding cake for these girls. That gives me goosebumps that you know there's good people out there. Wait there, Elise. We want to get your information. Melissa, hello. Welcome to the show. Hello, Mel. Hi.

Are you willing to change this story around? Absolutely. It's ridiculous, isn't it? What can you do for us? I've got a friend who owns a cake business, and I'm prepared to pay for that cake if they want, are about to make the cake. So, yeah. Mel, that's amazing.

Honestly, like, and it... You know, asking for a free cake was the wrong thing to do too. We should just say, does anyone want to make this cake? We'll pay. We're a massive radio station. We can pay for the cake. We can pay for the cake. Can you please use your hard-earned work to champion our cause?

But everybody is coming forward with that kind of thing. Look at the calls coming through. Can we just say, you can't see it right now, but there is calls constantly. They're flooding in for support for this. Melissa, thank you. Can you wait there? Okay, we need to get some more information.

Sure. We have also reached out to Mo and Sasha, the couple from Brisbane who are planning to get married. I just hope it hasn't put them off the country. I hope they haven't gone, oh, screw New Zealand. They're as backwards as Australia used to be. Well, to be honest, Clint, me coming from Australia

and I was in Australia last year when the whole marriage equality debate went down and it wasn't a very nice place to be. Like the hate that got spread throughout Australia was full on and when I came to New Zealand, the sense of acceptance here in this country and, I mean, you guys have been, you're way ahead of Australia. And that's why I think this story was so shocking to me. And you can feel the love in this country. You can feel the acceptance for everyone. We, that's good. That perspective is really interesting. Because I felt that's the way,

that's why this story made me so mad. Because I thought that was the way that New Zealand had moved towards, not that it had always been that was the way that New Zealand had moved towards, not that it had always been and not pretending that New Zealand has always been perfect in this area, but I thought we were getting there. Yeah. So thank you to everyone who has come forward so far.

If you still want to help as well, you can continue to get in touch with us. You can text 9696. We're going to put this all together and get it over to those guys because we're in touch with them now. See if they want to take... We're changing the story, Clint.

Yeah. That's what we're doing. take you up on your offer. Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM. Brie and Clint, your brand new drive home that's post Malone and better now. I put something on my Instagram story last night, Clint, and you commented on it today and you were like,

I didn't even know that existed. You blew my mind. So one of my best friends, Alan, he's visiting at the moment. We talked about him last week actually. Yeah. Because I thought he was just here to visit me all the way from Australia. No, apparently he's organised a rendezvous with one of the hot guys from the office here.

It looks like he may be in the process of organising multiple rendezvous. Because last night I encountered something that I've never seen before, didn't know it existed. Tinder on your laptop. Desktop Tinder. Is anyone out there using this like my mate Alan? Like that's next level Tindering. At first I was like, that's unnecessary.

But then I realised, cause you said to him, what are you doing? And he said, multitasking. What it allows you to do is be in multiple Tinder conversations at the same time and reply at pace. Because how much faster can you type on a keyboard than you can type with your two thumbs? He said people actually comment all the time and they were like, wow, you're such a fast typer. He's the Speedy Gonzalez of Tinder. But he doesn't tell them that he's on desktop Tinder. Is he not concerned that it seems a bit too keen that he's replying so fast?

And maybe you're writing extra big replies because it's so easy with the breeze of a keyboard on a laptop, you know. But the story gets better, Clint. The story gets better. Yeah. Because last night I put this on my Instagram story and I kind of zoomed in on the laptop and you could kind of see the guy's profile picture of who he was talking to.

Yeah. This morning I had an inbox on my Instagram from the guy. Oh, the circle is complete. The guy said, do you want to hear what he said? Yeah. Oh, my God. So the guy who your friend Ellen was talking to you on Tinder just happens to follow you on Instagram.

He must follow me on Instagram. And saw himself in your story. At Brie Tomsell, if you want to see the Instagram video we're talking about. Yeah, what did he say? He's a very good looking lad. We actually thought he was a catfish and I said, you need to do some more research and check if this guy's real or not. He said,

Oh my God, that's me. I'm so embarrassed. Mr. Dick talked Dick talked to himself. But wait, the story gets better. Yeah. Because also his ex, the guy who was on Tinder, the guy who's messaged me, his name's Stefan.

Stefan's ex has also messaged me. They all follow you. He also follows me and said, oh oh my God, that's my ex, which I then of course did some recon for my friend Alan and said, what's he like? You know what we've just found out? What? You are the number one Instagram account for single gay men.

Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. Your brand new drive home. It's quickly on track to be the biggest New Zealand show of all time. 660. They've sold like 30 something thousand tickets and if you want to be there, you need to find the details at ZM online. Good for those guys, right? So in

entertainment news in the last couple of weeks, we've heard that Cheryl Cole and Liam Payne from One Direction have split. After two years together, they have a son named Bear. They've split up and they've said that they're still on good terms with each other. Now, I know what you're thinking, but I can confirm that naming their child Bear is not the reason for the breakup. Yes, it was a bad decision, but it's not the cause.

Bear Grylls? He's cool. Bear Grylls drinks his own urine and sleeps in camel carcasses. I think he's hot. Anyway, Cheryl Cole, she's 35. What did it for you? Which bit? Bit of both. Cheryl Cole, she's 35, and Liam Payne, he's 24.

And there's now rumours going around saying that they've broken up because Cheryl Cole couldn't deal with how addicted to the Xbox Liam was. And that's one of the big reasons that they've broken up. Okay. Let's unpack this together. She's 35. Yes. He's 24.

I'm not saying that a relationship with an 11-year-age cap can't work. I'm saying you have two people in very different stages of life. She obviously wanted to have a baby called Bear. He wants to play Fortnite with the rest of the One Direction members. You know? He just likes to get away from it, play with his friends. He's 24. Apparently.

He's 24. And when you say he was addicted to his Xbox, I'd like to know how much he was actually playing it Because I think Cheryl Cole's definition of addicted Would be quite different to a 24 year old's definition of addicted That's true Apparently she hated it so much That she actually threw it across the room At one point

This is all allegedly Allegedly But I can see this fight happening between couples. That's a real life fight. I don't know. It's a real life fight. Yeah. But I'm just saying you shouldn't not expect it

when you're marrying one of the members of One Direction. I know, but you just would never pick that between a celebrity couple, that that's the reason they broke up. Would you? Xbox, no. No, no, no. You always think it's cheating.

Yeah. You always think it's something large like cheating or one of them's got a drug problem or, you know. Big stuff. Something glamorous like a drug problem. No, he plays his Xbox too much. It's really annoying. It's a stupid reason to break up too.

I'm not saying that people listening won't have done it and it didn't feel legitimate in the moment. But when you reflect on it and when you've had time to cool off and you're sitting down and you're having a drink with your friends and they're going, tell me what happened. And you say, he just wouldn't get off the Xbox. His fingers were always tied, his wrists, he had arthritis in his wrists. It was horrific.

And we thought, you know what, there'd be so many people that could relate to this story that you've broken up over a silly reason. Yeah. With a bit of separation now, can you look back and go, oh, that was a bit dumb. That was a bit silly, wasn't it? Because you said you had one.

Kind of. Come on, share with us. Well, at the time I thought I... What was the reason you're dancing around it? CrossFit. You broke up with a girl because she was obsessed with CrossFit. Now it's probably because I was a bad boyfriend. But, you know, at the moment I was like, oh, CrossFit.

Takes up all her time and she can beat me in an arm wrestle. What about you? What was the reason your last relationship broke up? Oh, let's not go into that. No, you told me what it was before. There's multiple reasons. You told me. Different food choices.

No, but that you know for a fact. You said you broke up because. No, no, I didn't. You said you broke up because she was vegan. I said it as a joke. I said it as a joke. Because trust me, that is not the reason. I was there and I think it was the reason.

It was not the reason. I was at dinner with you guys. That's ridiculous. Oh, $800 at him. 9696 not the reason. I was there and I think it was the reason. It was not the reason. I was at dinner with you guys. That's ridiculous. Oh, $800 ZM. 9696 on the text. What is the admittedly stupid reason that you guys broke up? We want to know. Make us feel better. And make

Liam Payne feel better. Here's Despacito. Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. Despacito. Despacito. Theyie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM. Despacito. They're talking about me. A little bit. Well, you're a despacito.

Yeah, a little bit. We're talking about this story between Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole who've broken up recently. They've got a kid together and she's 35, he's 24, and they've split and the speculation has said that she broke up with him because she couldn't get over how obsessed with his Xbox he was. Yeah, not the most celebrity of breakup reasons

of all time, right? I mean, it's no Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston breakup, is it? When were they dating? Oh, you know what I mean. When Jen was dating Brad and then Joel, you know this story. I said to you, and this story is really embarrassing for me to tell and it's actually a true story.

I dated this guy. I think I was about 22, so I was young and stupid and I broke up with him for a really dumb reason. What was it? I think I just wasn't into it. Okay, okay. Can I guess? In our old team that he supported.

No, it wasn't that. Okay. There was actually two. He shaved his legs and his knees hyperextended. Oh. And it freaked me out a little bit. The leg shaving bit I can get. Yeah, I didn't really mind.

It doesn't make you a bad person. I actually don't mind that. Hang on. His knee thing. Yeah. You broke up with a guy because of a deformity. Well, it wasn't even bad. I think I just wasn't into it and that was the excuse I used.

We wanted to know I know 100 dials in him. What was the stupid reason that you broke up with someone? Alicia? Yes, hello. Okay, what was it? I didn't like his shoes. Oh, Alicia. What type of shoes were they?

They were like a sneaker, like a running shoe. And I can't remember the brand of them, but I just couldn't get over it. Every time he wore them, I couldn't do it. It wasn't an Asics gel Kayano with the jean, was it? No. Well, kind of, yeah. Similar to that. Those New Balance dad shoes.

Yes, it was them. On New Balances. New Balance is cool now. I know a lot of women who are passionately against a New Balance. They said part of them closes up when they see a New Balance show. Yes, I think that was me. How long was the relationship? Oh, not very long because I couldn't get out of the show.

Right, okay. Alicia. Hey, a girl who knows what she wants. Polly. Hey, welcome to the show. Hello, Polly. Hi, guys. How are you?

Very good. Why did you break up with him? The very last fight that we had, and this was like the deciding factor, it was over laundry. And what was the fight? And his lack of ability. He just would never, he would only ever wash his clothes. Would never do anything of mine.

Would never do anything. So it was hygiene. No towels or anything like that. He would just only wash his clothes. No, it's not hygiene. He was washing his own clothes. Correct, Polly. He just wasn't washing yours.

He wasn't washing anything that belonged to me or any of our linen or towels. Oh, hell no. Polly, we're in a safe space here. And I said, call if you think the reason was stupid. So you've already said it. Can I just flip this for a second and say, imagine if he had broken up with you

because you weren't doing his washing. Well, I never thought about it that way. No, right? It seemed picky at the time. I was like, this is ridiculous. Why is this in the site? Do you want me to give you the number of the guy that had hyper-extending knees? He was lovely.

And loved the washing. Brie and Clint on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, that's Martin Garrix with Carleed. It's Ocean. It's eight minutes after six o'clock. We recently spent the night in a haunted prison. To be exact, Napier Prison. Wow.

Napier's former prison. Former prison. It. Napier's former prison. Former prison. It closed in 1993. But up until then, it housed many of New Zealand's worst criminals. Yeah. A lot of people who had done some bad things, some really bad things. There's an area where they used to execute people. There's a hanging yard.

It's a horrible place. I've lived in New Zealand my entire life. I didn't know we had this place. It's an 1800s era prison with these enormous walls and barbed wire around the top of it. It's on the hill in Napier. It's in a beautiful spot.

Like if there wasn't a prison wall there, it would be overlooking the beach. It'd be a lovely place to stay. It'd be great. Apart from the death and the prison part and all the murderers and that. So as part of our crash course to get ready to start this show, Fletch Vaughan and Megan sent us there to communicate with the dead.

It was to mess with us. Let's be real. That's the only reason they sent us there. We got to talk to Marion, who is an incredible lady who not only owns but lives in the prison. And you've got to picture this lady. Was she Welsh or Irish? I think she was Welsh.

She's wearing this immaculate red outfit. Like she, I don't know, she kind of looks like she runs Vogue magazine. But she lives in a prison. And we asked her if anything bad had happened there that she knew about. What had happened is there was a bunch of guys from Vanuatu who had been haunted by a lady in the night.

They decided that they would try and exorcise, you know, get her gone. So you're saying there was an exorcism here? Yes. That was a good start. That was the first person we met when we got there. Why were we there? To spend the night in a prison. I, to be honest, I felt so uncomfortable

because I'm someone who believes in ghosts. Yeah. And I believe in that kind of stuff. And to make it worse, Clint, you decided to bring along Calvin Crookshank. Calvin Crookshank, New Zealand's leading ghost guy. He's the guy from Sensing Murder who communicates with the spirits.

So if you believe that that kind of thing is possible, then what he had to say is very interesting. If you were us without any ability to sense anything, would you stay here? No. If I was normal, like, you mean, just remember that they can't hurt you unless you give them the power to do the same.

Do any of the living people here want to hurt us? No. Good. Okay, then, just checking. I want to hurt us? No. Good. Okay, then. Just checking. I want to hurt a few people right now, to be honest. Behind the jokes, when you watch this video, and there is a video, it's on our Facebook page,

you can see, like, the fear, I think, more in you than me. I was terrified. Absolutely terrified. And the video is in two parts. This is the first part of the episode Which shows us walking around the prison during the day There's a lot of comments There's a lot of shares

You can head to Bree and Clint on Facebook and see it The second part which will be posted on Wednesday Is where you and I actually stay the night In this haunted prison By ourselves The camera crew leaves It's just you, me and a couple of GoPros.

Oh, you laugh about it now, but secretly you were shitting your pants. Let us know how you would feel if you were in that situation too. Do you believe in ghosts? Do you believe the place is even haunted? Have you been there? A lot of people on Facebook saying they've been there, they've felt uncomfortable. Have you had an experience? Yeah. Bree and

Clint on ZM is where you can find us. Bree and Clint on Facebook, sorry. You can also win some garlic chips there, which is also good. Here's Selena, ZM. Bree and Clint on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Noah Khan and Julia Michaels hurt somebody.

I came across this story where this guy from Canada is trying to sell a seven-year-old McDonald's meal on eBay. So he purchased it seven years ago and he's stored it on a shelf and he's now put it up on eBay and he's trying to sell it. It's just one of those experiments, you know, where they go, look at this cheeseburger. It's been in a cave for a – cave is a bad choice of words at the moment. Yeah, it's been in a box in my cupboard. Yeah, you know where they go, look at this cheeseburger. It's been in a cave for a – cave is a bad choice of words at the moment. It's been in a box in my cupboard.

Yeah, you know. And they go, it looks perfect. They never actually look perfect. They always look a bit shriveled. But they never look like they've been there for seven years. No, and it's actually scary to see how good it looks. So the meal consisted of a cheeseburger, fries, and I don't think the drink is with it. It's just a cheeseburger and fries. The drink wouldn't last. So it's kind of a cheeseburger, fries, and I don't think the drink is with it.

It's just a cheeseburger and fries. The drink wouldn't last. So it's kind of a rip-off. The drinks melt through the paper cups in about a day. It's a bit of a rip-off. He started the bidding at $29.99. Yeah. What type of combo?

So it's a cheeseburger and some chips. So you're looking at about $3.50. Yeah, about $3.50. The concerning part is that the food actually kind of looks a little bit like Sully from Monsters, Inc. You're going to have to explain. So Sully from Monsters, Inc. is blue and furry. Oh.

So that's kind of what it looks like. The bidding has now gone as high as $300. Who's paying $300 for seven-year-old McDonald's? Well, what are they going to do with it is the real question. Yeah. What are you doing once you get this seven-year-old cheeseburger? You know who it probably is? It's probably Ronald of the McDonald's Corporation going,

if anyone gets this in their hands, they will die. So we need to get it back in. Apparently it's so hard you can't even touch it. You can't even move it. You couldn't bite into it because it's so hard. Good, good. Because you hear these stories and they go, it's perfect. You could still eat it.

I'm glad to know that it doesn't look edible, that there's something nature's done to go, look, you don't want to put this in your mouth, big guy. My mind goes to we should buy it and then we should try and eat it. Nah. Well, you can. If I buy it, will

you try and eat it? I mean, how many people can say that they've eaten a seven year old cheeseburger? Nah, I'll buy it and you can eat it. Good, do you have $350?