ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – July 9th 2019

Episode Date: July 9, 2019

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Kia ora guys, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Still no Bree, she's back next week. Remember last week I was talking about how the cat had to go to the cat optometrist? Oh yeah, what'd you do with it? I haven't put the cat down. I'm not putting the cat down. Don't stop checking. Stop checking. And no, there's not an amount. Don't ask if there's an amount. Is there an amount? No, there's not an amount. No, the cat has an unlimited health budget, okay? It does.

Just saying it's a lucky cat, mate. It is a lucky cat. Anyway, what's happened? It's gone back to the cat optometrist. Ophthalmologist, actually. He's more specialised than an optometrist. Cat optometrists can actually only give you glasses for your cat. An ophthalmologist is qualified.

You laugh, but an ophthalmologist is qualified to operate. Is there any cat with glasses? That's the difference. That's the difference. So an optometrist can work at Specsavers and an ophthalmologist... No, no, no.

This is the difference of the word. I'm taking it. You're just thinking about cat Specsavers, eh? Yeah. Imagine a little cat walking in

and then selecting its frames. Exactly. Oh, it's so cute. I thought it had contacts. That's a good point. Rather than actual glass. Yeah, yeah. I think they normally

just cut the eye out. Anyway, it's gone back Yeah To the expensive doctor Who is great By the way I'm glad he exists One of only two

Animal ophthalmologists In the country And Ziggy the cat Has had to have An injection Directly into her eyeball Oh my god Yeah

How's that That poor cat Yeah There's a build up of pus directly into her eyeball. Oh my God! Yeah. How's that? That poor cat! Yeah, there's a build-up of pus. Oh, that's... Oh man, there is. Because one of the eyes, I told you, one of the eyes is...

The original bug eye is now fixed and the other eye has gone bung, but this one's gone frosted. It looks like frosted glass. Oh my God. So he's had to stick a needle directly into her eyeball. Oh my...

And then you think about animals. You can't tell them what's going on. You can't say to them, hey, this is a doctor who's trying to help you. They're just like, oh Christ, I'm being tortured to death. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Anyway, good news is

that should sort it. Yay, okay. But who knows. Oh, what a horrific. I don't know how much. My wife just texted me, too, and she said that's what we've done. I didn't ask what the bill was because, like I said, there's an unlimited budget. Right. I don't care.

It doesn't matter. I don't care how much. Like, I don't. I don't. I don't care. So long as the cat's okay. Yeah. Imagine having a one-eyed cat.

That would be pretty cute, too. Yeah, it would be quite cute. Imagine the Instagram likes. No, that's not the point. That's not the point. That's not the point. That's okay. Yeah. Imagine having a one-eyed cat. That would be pretty cute. Yeah, it would be pretty cute. Imagine the Instagram likes. No, that's not the point. That's not the point. That's not the point. And then you get glasses, and what are those glasses with just the one? An eye patch.

No, an optical. What are they? Oh, a monocle. A monocle! No, because the other one is fine. Oh, okay. Thank God. Oh, yeah.

Anyway. This is good news, mate. That is good news. That is good news. Yeah. But a horrific ordeal For poor Ziggy Yeah Go and follow the cats

Because I'll put up a picture Of the eyeball when I get home Yeah The cat's Instagram is Ziggy and Bowie The wonder cats It's a long handle isn't it Yeah

Ziggy and I love it Well Ziggy and Bowie was taken Oh true Who's got it Probably Ziggy and Bowie No but have you Okay first of all

but do you ask them can you be like can i have your instagram handle bro do you know i've tried this before because when i when i got clinstagram my instagram handle yeah i've got two m's at the end of it clinstagram i noticed that yeah because clinstagram was taken by some guy and he's just some guy some guy and i'm just some, but I wanted to do bigger and better things with it. Yeah. Yeah. And I've messaged him multiple times and said, Hey bro,

could I have it? Yeah. And first he didn't reply. And then I was like, no, screw it. I really want it. Hey bro,

I know you're ignoring me. How much is he seeing you? How much, how much for the handle? How much for the Instagram handle? And he just, he's leaving me on scene. Interesting.

Call him out. I wonder if you can contact Instagram. No, no, he's using it's leaving me on scene Interesting Let's call him out I wonder if you can Contact Instagram No no He's using it Oh What Get him removed Yeah just get him removed

Can you photoshop up Some like Private messages Where he's been doing Like racism and stuff Yeah probably could do that And then we send it To Zuckerberg

And say look what he's doing Yeah Look what he's doing And while we're at it Give me a blue tag Yeah Anyway There you go That's the cat update Get him off. Look what he's doing. And while we're at it, give me a blue tag. Yeah, of course. Anyway.

There you go. That's the cat update. Here's today's podcast. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. No Bree. She is on Celebrity Treasure Island. Have we heard from her today?

I know we didn't hear from her yesterday. Has anyone checked in to see? This morning we were chatting to her, she seemed okay. She seemed lively and happy. It's all fun and games on Celebrity Treasure Island, mate. Last time Lana Cockcroft went there, she almost died. Do you reckon anyone's been kicked off yet? Yeah, 100%. Well, no one's come back.

No, but it's all very top secret. It's very hush hush. That's why we can't even know when Bree comes back. True. Okay. We got an invite to the launch of it, though, so it's coming to TV very shortly. That's exciting.

That is fun. And coming very shortly as well is The Lion King. Your chance to see Disney's The Lion King in Sydney at a special preview that is happening. We're going to put in some calls after 6 o'clock this afternoon, and you need to answer with your special Lion King call, yeah? Yeah, that'll be... What do we have?

That guy that was selling the whole Hakuna Matata? Oh, yeah. He's MVP. Yeah, he was very good. Bring a bit of flavour to it. That would be nice. If you do get a call from us

or anybody, remember our number is blocked and you need to answer with your Lion King call. Next on the show, though, the world is rapidly changing and the way you pay for things is too. This is kind of exciting, though.

If you're not too worried about your privacy, you could be getting coffee for free. We'll just say that. If you can't be bothered paying $3.50 for a coffee, well, there's a new way out, which means you might not have to. You just have to surrender all your personal secrets. We'll tell you more next. ZM.

Yeah. ZM, Spree and Clint The podcast I want you to think about How much money you have In your account right now Oh no That's depressing Oh no

Okay stop thinking about it Stop doing that thing about it I don't want it to ruin your day Now think about What you would do to get like I don't know Like a coffee for free Yeah

Like it's not a huge It's not a huge bill What do you think Two, three dollars Yeah Oh you're lucky like a coffee for free. Yeah. Like, it's not a huge, it's not a huge bill. What do you think, two, three dollars? Yeah. Oh, you're lucky for getting coffee for two dollars. Are you? You know, I paid five dollars for a flat, just for a second.

Okay, yeah. I paid five dollars for a flat white the other day. Did you? That was daylight robbery. Big one, though. No, a flat white. A regular one. Five bucks.

It's like when you go somewhere and they're having a sausage sizzle, and they just, so they go three dollars. And you go, two dollars gone. Nah, it's a gold coin. And when they went up from sausage sizzle and they just, so they go $3. And you go, $2 gone. Nah, it's a gold coin. And when they went up from $1. Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked here. Producer Ben bought me a new way that you can pay for your coffee that is rolling out in America and could come here shortly.

There's a cafe out there that offers free coffee to any student. All they have to do is give them their personal data. Now, when you say personal data, they are after your name, your phone number, your email, and then they're just going to send that information off to companies to help marketing. Oh, so like the information that Facebook gives when you sign into something with your Facebook account. Exactly.

So when you go up to someone, like, hey, I'd love a flat white, they're like, oh yeah, that's $4. Or give us your personal data. All these information. You're like, hey, cool, I'll give you this, this, this, and this. And I wonder if, like, you, cool. I'll give you this, this, this and this. And I wonder if you can give them more data for more. Like how much data for some eggs, Benny?

Like do you want to know my search history for the last 12 months? This is my emergency contact number. Yeah, this is my address. This is my home address. Yeah, yeah. And this is the pin code to my phone. Oh, that's full on.

You know, but this is the stuff that's valuable. This is the stuff that Facebook got put in front of the Supreme Court for because they were selling that stuff to other companies. They've got it. And heaps of people have got it. We're almost halfway there with just beeping our smartphones.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is crazy. Did you know that? So this personal data stuff is really interesting. You know how you go to the mall and there'll be video billboards in there that have got ads on them? Yeah. So they're looking at making those so tailored

that it will recognise your phone or in the future when you've got a microchip and it will know that you producer Ben are coming. You're a 26 year old dude who loves football. So the billboard will put on an ad for FIFA 19 the PlayStation game.

Only I can see it or just as I walk past it's there? Just as you walk past it's there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Genius. I thought you meant only I can see it or just as I walk past it's there? Just as you walk past it's there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Genius, eh? I thought you meant only I can see it and then other people

that are walking around me they all see something else different. Nah, and people go that's from very certain privacy. But I love it when a well-targeted ad

hits me. There's a few companies in China because I read after this I looked into some other stuff there's a few companies in China that take facial recognition

as a form of payment. So you scan your face? Oh yeah, cool yeah cool thanks Ben they take a photo of you keen for that and keen for that scans your face you know there's a Woolworths in Australia that has rolled out um you just walk in and take what you want and that it just charges your credit card so it knows you're in the store so as you enter it knows you're in the store because you've got a profile so how you just grab what you want there's no checkout you just walk out are you scanning it were you scanning it what are you doing you're just a profile and you just grab what you want. There's no checkout. You just walk out with it. Were you scanning it? No. You were just holding it. And when you walk out holding it, the supermarket

knows that you've got it and then you don't have to queue up. I feel like this is the right time producer Ellie. I feel like this is Buzzy G Yes! Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Bree's on Celebrity Treasure Island And we're here

Doing Consumer Price Watch We've just talked about How you can get a coffee cheaper By paying with your personal data Yes I also read by the way Just on that That millennials

Are way And Gen Zers Yeah Way more keen to hand over Their data than Baby boomers and Gen Xers Oh yeah You know how your parents

Are very like frugal about who knows their stuff? Yeah, totally. Yeah. Totally. I'm like, you guys literally basically put your home address on Facebook. Chill out. It's true. And all your plans with Auntie Mavis and all that.

Yes. Yes. We don't need to know that. From that to cars, there's news out from the government of New Zealand today that there could be cars getting cheaper and cars getting more expensive, right, Ali? Basically, they're trying to incentivise the fuel-efficient cars and the ones that aren't emitting carbon into our air.

Electric cars. Yeah, so basically... They're trying to get us over to electric cars. Yeah, they are. And they're looking at bringing in what they call a fee-bait scheme, which is fee and rebate in one word, which basically means that imported cars that have a high fuel efficiency

will be cheaper than those that guzzle it and ruin our universe with their air. So if you want a Ford Ranger, you pay extra. Yeah, you pay a lot more. But if you're happy to drive a Mazda Demio, you're going to get a bit of a discount. Exactly right. So let me give you the deets.

So it only, this will come into place in 2021. It's still a proposal, so they're still trying to flesh it out. Yeah. And it would only be based on cars that are being imported after that time. Oh, new cars coming in. Yeah, so none of our cars will be affected by this. Yeah. But basically, you could get up to $8,000 off a car if it's fuel efficient,

or you could get $3,000 more added on as a fee. If it's a gas guzzler. If it's a gas guzzler, yeah. Still though, for a dope Ford Ranger, I'd could get $3,000 more added on as a fee. If it's a gas guzzler. If it's a gas guzzler, yeah. Still though, for a dope Ford Ranger, I'd pay extra $3,000. That's not important. I would. If my wife would let me have a Ford Ranger,

I'd pay extra. Are you guys ready for electric cars? I would love an electric car. You say that, but are you ready? I'm ready. Are you? Yeah, I am. I quite like the idea.

Yeah, okay. Where are you going to charge it? You can charge them, can't you just charge them at charging stations? You can charge them at home. Yeah, but you don't have a car park at your house. Oh, yeah, but I'll find one. Yeah.

See, this is what I'm saying. In theory, you're ready, but you're not. Like, okay, so you go camping. So you go camping and you drive it down to the bush. Yeah. There's no charging station in the bush. Yeah, but you charge it before you go. Yeah.

You charge it before you go. Yeah, but then you have to get back. I'm just saying, I don't know if you're ready, but I don't know if you're ready. I don't know what you mean. It's like you have to always remember to charge your phone. It's become a habit, but it's still annoying when there's no juice left.

There's no juice left. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you can't use it. So I know what you're saying. But yeah, basically, cars like the Mazda XCellar, sorry, the Suzuki Swift, your Nissan Titas, your Toyota Corollas, your Mazda Demios. They could be up to like three to eight thousand cheaper.

Or your Paru cars. Yeah, those ones. I mean, I drive one of those. I'm going to get even cheaper. Yeah, lots of people do. My dad just bought one of those. Yeah, great. Yeah, yeah.

Great. And all the cars you really want. The ones you want, like your Ford Ranger, your Toyota Hilux, your Toyota Rev, oh, not your Rev4, sorry, your Mitsubishi Triton. They'll all be a lot more expensive. I don't know why I'm talking like this, but... It's because you started talking about the Utes. Lads, yeah, Utes and lads, yeah.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're going to go to New York now, I think, and get some Spy with Dean McCarthy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Coming to us live from New York this afternoon. Good afternoon, Dean. Hello, Clint. Hello, everyone.

You've got some goss on us with some big celeb purchases. What are people spending their money on? It's just so hilarious. This week, some celebrities spent ridiculous amounts of money on ridiculous things, and I wanted to talk about it. Drake comes in at number three, spending $400,000 on a phone case. A bejeweled, bedazzled phone case. Then there's that rapper, I've just got blank of my mind, Gucci Mane. Oh yeah, Gucci Mane, yeah, yeah. Gucci Mane, he bought himself a pinky ring for a million

dollars. And then he also came in just before at number one, buying his wife a 60 carat diamond ring. Gucci Mane and Drake taking up the top three spots this week for ridiculous purchases. Wait, Gucci Mane took out number two and number one? Yep. I went to JB Hi-Fi today to try and buy a phone case for my phone. And I was going, I don't know if I can shell out 60 bucks. 400 grand on a phone case. You'd need a case for the case.

Yeah, diamonds and everything. It's really ugly too. It's not cute at all. Also, everyone's getting a movie. Queen got a movie. Elton John got a movie. And Elvis is getting a movie. You've got some info on who's going to play Elvis. Yes, so this was really interesting. Everyone thought it was going to be Harry Styles, which I

think would have been a really good choice. He's got the swagger. He's got the talent. He's got the look. It is going to be G-Eazy, the rapper. Really? Yep, random. So incredibly random. Kind of looks like him, but I don't think he has the same kind of star power or that magnetic energy that Elvis did or that even Harry Styles does.

So I don't know. Maybe he's a very talented guy that we just don't know yet. But G-Eazy said to play Elvis while Tom Hanks set to play Elvis' infamous manager in the film as well. Tom Hanks. Okay. Well, good, I guess, G-Eazy. He must be a good actor. He's been pretending to be a good rapper for so long that he's had a bit of practice.

I thought Harry Styles. He's been doing all that acting practice. He was in Dunkirk. Okay. That's really interesting. Thanks, Dean. Always. Pleasure. Bye, Dean. Always a pleasure.

Bye, guys. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Talking Ed Sheeran. This is what we play when we talk about Ed Sheeran, by the way, now. His latest song, Blow, which sounds nothing like Ed Sheeran. But it is him with Chris Stapleton and Bruno Mars. He has renovated his house. I want you to think, if you had Ed Sheeran. But it is him with Chris Stapleton and Bruno Mars.

He has renovated his house. I want you to think, if you had Ed Sheeran money, which I think now is probably tantamount to Adele money, do you reckon he's on par with Adele? He's high. He'd be up there, right? He's really high. Yeah. What would you do?

Like, if you could put anything in your house, what would it be? Producer Ben, you know what's going into Ed Sheeran's new house. Yeah, he's been renovating for a while now. He only lives in a little village of like 600 people. Oh, that's so Ed Sheeran, isn't it? Yeah, that's right. And you know what?

I bet he plays at the local pub too. I reckon he does acoustic sets down there. Imagine that. He would. Do you know what he's doing though? Does he play any Ed Sheeran? He wouldn't play any Ed Sheeran either. No, he wouldn't.

He would, but they wouldn't at the pub. Oh, okay. Do you reckon? Yeah. I'll tell you what he's got. He's renovating. He's decided to put a massive farmhouse on his little village, in his little house there.

He's decided to put a massive farmhouse, $800,000. Yeah, with animals? It doesn't say how many animals or what they are. He said it's just to build a big farmhouse. Yeah, okay. So I can imagine that. $800,000 but free eggs. True.

And then off that is detached another farmhouse. And in that, he's just renovated it for $1.5 million. Yeah. And it now includes some animals and then a billiards room with a man cave, a recording studio, and a jacuzzi. So he can go hang out with all the farm animals. Or the people that he brings on his property to record. Yeah.

Number three, the thing that he's put on his property. Yeah. A pub. He's put his own pub on there. See, this is cool. And that's the pub where he'll play. Yeah. He'll be in the corner.

Yeah. Good idea. But a lot of pressure to constantly have people over. When I get that rich one day, and I say when because you've got to keep it aspirational, babes. Part of me just wants no one to come over. You go, you just go, you're like going to a pub by yourself. Yeah, just some time just to relax.

Oh, you move pub by yourself. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Fourth thing, he's put a massive treehouse in, eight by eight metres with a living room, a study, and a TV and audio visual room. He's dubbing it The Hobbit Hole. Right.

He's built the treehouse that every kid has always wanted. That is huge. Yeah, that's cool. That is massive. And then the last thing is a wildlife pond. He's spent a million dollars on a massive giant swimming pool for the wildlife that live on his little village. And it's got steps into a little handrail, a little jetty and everything.

I see this. This is the wildlife pond here. Yeah, there's a picture of it there. So it's in the middle of what looks like grapevines. Yeah, it looks like, yeah. And then there'll be ducks that will go into the pond, and then the ducks will go and fertilise the grapevines. He's a clever boy.

Like, all these things are actually useful. You hear of stars putting the dumbest things in, like a bowling alley. Oh, how good would a bowling alley be? Oh, that'd be good. And your cinemas. Yeah, right. Is that his house there? This is his house. Yeah, it's quite big. So be? Oh, that'd be good. Indoor cinemas. Yeah, right. Is that his house there? This is his house.

Yeah, it's quite big. So as you can see, he's just plotting all sorts of things. Yeah. You know how he got married last year? Yeah. He wanted to put a chapel on there. Just for his wedding? And they said, nah, it's an eyesore.

Yeah, no, don't do that. It's a big property. It also looks very English. Like, it's a bit, like, cruddy. How crazy is it in his home village of only 600 people, then there's this massive countryside estate? Hey, good for you, Ed Sheeran. Well done.

Imagine this. You're on holiday with your boyfriend. You're having a great time. And then you take to social media to upload a selfie for you guys because you're having such a good time. You want to share it. It's a hotel room mirror selfie. So you're both standing in front of the mirror

and you're holding your phone up to the mirror so everything's visible in the photo. Again, fantastic. You're having a great time. The hotel's looking good. The hotel actually looks fine. Could have made the bed if we're being critical about a selfie.

And then people start noticing things about the selfie. One of the people who notices it is your mum because there is an item in the photo that you didn't want anybody else to see. This is what's happened to, let's just call her Kelsey because that's her name. So she's made news today.

She's going viral. She's cool with it because she's shared it to her own Twitter, but it is going viral today. She's going viral. She's cool with it because she's shared it to her own Twitter, but it is going viral today. She's done exactly that, mirror selfie with her boyfriend, and then she's put it up. Her mum has then slid on in the WhatsApps, and she has said to her,

Dad said the pics are lovely. Nice Durex bottle. Oh, no. Kelsey has replied frantically, that's Elliot's knee cream. No it's not. Mum has replied back, dad zoomed in.

She said, I am mortified. And when you see the picture, it quite clearly is. There's a whole bunch of products Again it's a very messy selfie Yeah it's full on There's some Nivea shaving cream

There's some hair mousse There's some extra gum Some contact lens solution And then very clearly A bottle of Durex Lotion Lotion Yeah lotion

Yeah yeah yeah Yeah For couples Yeah You know Yeah Or sol. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. For couples. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Or solos.

Yeah. Or yeah. Hey, treat yourself. You know? You're on holiday. So not only has mum seen it, dad has then gone, is that what I think it is?

He's pinched right in and had a look and yeah, absolutely confirmed the item that you did not want to be in the selfie has been recognised by your parents. Gutted bowl.

I think that's what they say in this situation. Gutty as bowl. Guts bowl. But it happens. You know, it happens. You can't control everything that's in your photos. And to be honest, like... Are you checking everything before you're sending it off?

Well, actually, you should. You should. You know what? You should. People do this sometimes and they'll put up a picture that's got their credit card in it and their credit card detail is visible. Yeah, yeah. Bada bing, badaada boom you've been scammed

congratulations you played yourself it's also just a weird photo to be sending your parents no it wasn't sent to the parents it was uploaded

I think in general it might have gone to Instagram or put it on Twitter something like that yeah yeah yeah it was for everybody no it was for everybody

no they're not sending a sultry selfie to the parents that's what I was like oh okay send them the view of the hotel producer Ellie

can we get the photo up on our Bree and Clint Instagram story, please? We can. Because I'd like you to be able to see it so you get the idea. Semi-saucey,

there's some hand-holding going on, and a bottle of Durex cream. Actually, I don't think it's a cream, it's more of a gel. Got a question for you this afternoon.

What was in the pic? What was in the photo that you uploaded or you sent that you didn't actually want anybody else to see? Like, is there an item that gave everything away?

Is there an item that embarrassed you? Was there a part of your body that was visible that you didn't think was going to be in there? And you were mortified. Share it with us.

You know, it's like therapy. Get it out there on the airwaves this afternoon and make yourself feel better. 0800 dial ZM and I reckon we can find a prize for the best one as well. What was in the pic that you didn't want to be in the pic?

You can text us on 9696 as well. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. If you want to know this afternoon what was in the pic that you didn't mean to be in the picture, there's a girl who's gone viral on Twitter today because she's put up a mirror selfie with her boyfriend at the hotel.

And then her mum has replied to say that dad has zoomed in on the photo and found a bottle of... A bottle of stuff that people get when they're in a couple. Let's just put it that way. A bottle of... A bottle of...

Lube. Yeah, thanks, Ben. That's exactly what it was. And her dad has found it. So we want to know from you this afternoon, what was in the photo that you didn't necessarily want to be in the photo? Hi, Kate. Hi.

What was it? Describe the picture for me. I was in bed, crashed out, and our two dogs were in the bed with us, and I think my baby was in with us as well. Yeah. But I knew because I used to sleep topless, so my boob was kind of sticking out. Ah.

And when I saw that pic, I thought, fuck. Oh, Kate, Kate, Kate, no F words, please. Sorry. I would have thought that too, to be honest. Kate, now we've had a nip slip and an F-bomb in this call. My bad. And so I zoomed in on the photo and I was like, oh, my God. Who took the photo?

My husband. Oh, okay. I thought it was a selfie. In his defence, it was dark, so the flash would have gone off and then. Yeah, right. Yeah, there you go. Thanks. And lucky my boobs aren't was dark, so the flash would have gone off and then... Yeah, right. Yeah, there you go. Thanks. And lucky my boobs aren't huge anyway, so...

Love it. You know, this is a radio thing, because when someone does a swear word, thank you, Kate, by the way, it goes into... I go into slow motion, and I heard her saying, because people say far a lot, and it slows down, and I'm like, don't add a K, don't add a K, don't add a K. Yeah, yeah. Let's go, don't add a K. Let's go to Michael. Hey Michael.

How's it going? What was in the photo, man, that you didn't want to be in the photo? Well, I didn't notice until a lot later as I'm one of those old buggers where we had to get the films developed and then we went back to the pharmacy to get them. None of that instant stuff.

Just had a newborn baby and my wife decided to take a lovely picture of me lounging on the couch with sleep draped across my chest. Beautiful. Holding her lovely and everything like this. As we were going through the photos

we noticed that one of my testicles had gone a little bit rogue and popped out the bottom of my shorts. And the thing is, with that too, moments gone. Like you probably took that photo three weeks ago by the time you got it back. It's not like you can restage it. The baby's all grown up.

Have you still got the photo? Because I would want that photo. Not that I want a picture of my dad's testicle, but, you know, I would actually want that photo immortalised. It's always a conflict looking at it, you know.

It's like, ah, sweet moment. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. It depends how far you scan down the photo. It's always good to know

where you came from, I guess. And Heather's here as well. Hey, Heather. Hey, how are you? Good. What was in the photo that you didn't want in the photo? So being a fresh 18-year-old, I decided to go to David Guetta gig in Auckland

and I had a few too many drinks and my breasts were super excited to be there and a nip was seen in the Facebook photo. Oh, where? And it was a soft one, so it wasn't very nice to look at. Oh, okay. Do they differ in appearance when it comes to photos? No, I don't want to.

I think so. Yeah, okay. Well, did you enjoy the David Guetta show anyway? I think I did. Yeah, good. I was hoping that would come out with a, damn, you were a sexy chick straight away. Anyway, well done.

Are you still tagged in the photo? Can people still find it on Facebook? Yes. Oh, well, that's brave as well. Congratulations. Thank you. I was listening to Fletch Vaughan and Megan this morning and I found this really interesting.

There is now a qualifying number that determines whether you're a celebrity or not, and it's based off Instagram. So Megan was talking about this. There's now a number. You have to have a certain amount of followers to be considered a celebrity. It's because in the UK, the Advertising Standards Authority have had to put a number in because there's certain restrictions on what you can and can't do if you're qualified as a celebrity.

But you're not allowed to endorse certain things if you're considered a celebrity. But up until now, people go, well, I'm not a celebrity, I'm just a mummy blogger. Sarah Wilcox Nott was found to have breached the Advertising Standards Authority rules when she advertised a over-the-counter sleeping sedative

to her Instagram followers. Oh, no. So I've got the number here. Yeah. And you listening in your car right now, if you've got a lot of Instagram followers

or maybe you've got a famous dog or something that's got a lot of Instagram followers, you might be a celebrity and you don't even know it. So the magical number to be considered... Oh, can I have a guess? Yeah, yeah, sure. I reckon it's 50. 50,000? that's got a lot of Instagram followers. You might be a celebrity and you don't even know it. So the magical number to be considered.

Oh, can I have a guess? Yeah, yeah, sure. I reckon it's 50. 50,000? Yeah, 50,000. Producer Ellie, do you want to have a guess? I have seen it, so I'm not going to guess. Well, then you shush your mouth. Yeah, I'll shush, yeah.

The magical number to be a celebrity, 30,000 Instagram followers. Is it? Yeah. So if you've got 30K. I thought I went low with 50. Congratulations. Homo te Paki Paki.

You're officially a celebrity. You can go on Celebrity Treasure Island. You can go on Dancing with the Stars. Yep. If you reverse engineer this though, it is mildly insulting

to some people who may already be considered celebrities because now they're going to have their celebrity status taken away. I've got some Instagram accounts here of very high profile New Zealanders,

people who I would consider celebrities, like household names. But are they still a celebrity? After this Advertising Standards Authority ruling that says you have to have 30,000 Instagrams to be a celebrity, are these people still celebrities? So let's start with TVNZ star Jack Tame. Oh, yeah. How many followers for Jack Tame?

He has 25,000 Instagram followers. Nah. Nah, not a celebrity. There you go. Officially, not a celebrity. Which, rough, eh? Okay, what about this? Matty McLean.

Oh, yeah. Celebrity weatherman. It's in his title. He is a celebrity weatherman. And he's a contestant. Celebrity with a man. It's in his title. He is a celebrity with a man and he's a contestant on Celebrity Treasure Island. He has 19,000 Instagram followers. Get him off the island.

Get him over here. Get him off the island. Because either that or pump up his following. Go and follow Matty. He's got a very hot boyfriend and a very cute dog. Yes, true. Dan Carter. What about Dan Carter? You call Dan Carter a celebrity, right? He's an international celebrity.. Yes, true. Dan Carter. What about Dan Carter? Dan Carter. You called Dan Carter a celebrity, right? He's an international celebrity. 910,000. Dan's safe.

Okay, right, right. Lord? Lord, surely. Maybe she deleted all of her photos though and she hasn't posted in ages. Doesn't matter. 6.1 million. She good, she good. KJ Apa. Celebrity? Celebrity, right? He is now, right.

15.5 million. Yeah. Oh, jeez. That's so many. What about father of the nation, Richie McCaw? Now, this is interesting. Because Richie McCaw has zero Instagram followers. Yeah.

Because he doesn't have Instagram. But by these new rules, I mean, he does influencing too. I've seen it. He does banks Yeah true Mastercard or whatever Mastercard All those ads

Yeah something like that Shotgun not being the one Telling Richie McCaw That he's not a celebrity Oh my god I heard she bought All her followers She would

She's such a bitch It's time For Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game Just a bit of fun Yeah Where we try and guess How many followers

Famous people have On Instagram Producer Ellie Has all the names I do And we get time Just a short amount of time To make our guess

I'm taking you on today Jordan For a ZM prize pack How are you feeling about it? Yeah Good mate Oh I thought you were Going to be a woman.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah. I've got a male counterpart today. It's not that you have a woman's name. No. I just, I was expecting one. Can you trash talk me a bit? I want to make this a bit, like, competitive.

Do you want to try and trash talk me a bit before we play? Yeah, just good luck to you, mate, because you're going to need it. Yeah, you're a piece of work. Yes, Jordan, yes. That is the nicest trash talking I've ever had. Thank you. And I already said you've got a girl's name, so I think we're even. Here we go.

Okay, you yell out your answer. I'm going to write mine down on paper and show Ellie, and first to three wins the game. Producer Ellie, give us our first celebrity. All right, you do have a few seconds to think about it, Jordan, so you don't have to blurt it out too fast. All right, so your first celebrity, we were just first celebrity. All right, you do have a few seconds to think about it, Jordan, so you don't have to blurt it out too fast. All right, so your first celebrity, we were just talking about her actually

and her new rumoured boyfriend, Camila Cabello. How many Instagram followers does Camila Cabello have? 10 million. You're going to go with 10 million? All right, Jordan, you've gone with 10 million. Clint, you've gone with 70 million.. Clint, you've gone with $70 million. Camila Cabello has $35.1 million, which I think means Jordan gets the point.

Well done. Nice work, Jordan. Pretty good. Yeah, you dick. Got him. Okay, give us another one. Okay, your next one, your next celebrity, controversial whether she's a celebrity or not,

but we're going to go with our mate Bree Thomasel. How many followers does that girl have? Full disclosure, I was on her Instagram today. Oh, you were? Okay. She's the host of Celebrity Treasure Island, so she counts for this game. Yeah. Okay, I don't even know who that is, but I'm going to say... Nah, hang on, Jordan, I know the answer.

Well, I know the answer to the nearest thousand, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to tell you what I know. Yeah. And then we'll battle it out. It starts with 90,000, okay? So it's 90 point something. Yes. I don't know what the point is.

Yeah. All right? So check your guess in there somewhere. 90 point something. Okay. So I'm going to go 90,320. All right. So you're going to go 90.3 basically, yeah?

Yeah. All right. 90.3 going to go 90.3 basically, yeah? Yeah. All right, 90.3 for Bree Thomasel and Clint. You've gone 90.2. Bree has 90.8, so it's another point to Jordan. Oh, wow. Nice work, Jordan. Beautiful. I mean, I basically gave you that one.

You're dumb. Oh, you got him there, mate. One more and you win the game, mate. Okay, your next one. Oh, he's just collabed on what I would say is just the most smashing hit of 2019 with Ed Sheeran and Chris Stapleton. We're going to go with Bruno Mars. How many followers does Bruno Mars have?

Remember we kind of went to his house when we were in LA? Oh, yeah, we did. The guy told us that was his house anyway. Yeah. That's right. What have you got, Jordan? For Bruno, I'm going to go

$180 million. $180 million for Bruno Mars. Clint, you've gone with $10 million. Bruno Mars has $22 million, so that's a point to Clint.

Jordan, that would make him the most followed person on earth. I'm not even on Instagram. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, then you're doing very well. You Instagram. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, then you're doing very well.

You are. Yeah. Okay. 2-1. 2-1. Okay. How about this one, Jordan? This one might get you.

What about how many Instagram followers does Seth Rogen have? Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen. Which one is family guy and which one is knocked up? Seth Rogen. Knocked up. I'm not going to tell you because you called me a dick and a woman. Yeah, go. Yeah, go, Jordan. Go. How many does Seth Rogen I'm not going to tell you because you called me a dick and a woman Yeah good, yeah go Jordan, go!

How many does Seth Rogen have? Seth Rogen has got 9 9 million? Okay awesome and Clint you've put 3 million? Yeah Seth Rogen has 6.9 million so that is a game to Jordan Well done, Jordan.

You just won the game, mate. I just got beaten by a guy who's not even on Instagram. Do you want to be humble in victory or do you want to do some more trash talking? Nah, look, mate, I'll be humble. We've got a ZM prize pack coming out to you. Congratulations. Yeah, awesome. Cheers, mate.

ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is good. I've teased you with the best name for an inanimate, is that how you say it? Inanimate? Inanimate?

Inanimate, yeah. Inanimate object that I have ever heard. Producer Ellie is here. And you might have heard of this. Yeah. You might have actually already seen it as well.

But I learned about it today and it is one of the best things I've heard. So tell us what the object is first. So it's a crane, and it's a very large crane, and it's been spotted in the viaduct in Auckland, basically. A photo was posted to Reddit. So I did some research, and I was like,

where did this crane come from? It actually originated in Dunedin in 2017, and did a whole lot of work on the dental house at the University of Otago. Okay, and when it was there it had this name already So they the university did like a voting system and they actually picked the name of this crane Oh, and now it's been spotted. God, a lot of spare time at Otago University. There you go. There you go My sister could have passed

Maybe she was a part of this. Hey, that's what she was doing. This is her contribution If she was a part of this, I'm more proud of she was doing. This is her contribution. If she was a part of this, I'm more proud of her than if she actually got a degree. Yeah, there you go. Well, then this crane is so huge, it needs two other cranes to actually set it up. Like, it's huge. It's a mammoth.

Big crane. Big crane. Yeah. And it's called... Ritchie McClure. Yes! Be upstanding, New Zealand. That's so good.

That is highbrow, pun, topical, word double entendre of the highest level. I love it. I love it. Richie McClure. Yeah, it has his name and everything. I'll put it on Instagram. I'll put it on our story and level. I love it. I love it. Richie McClure. Yeah, it has his name and everything. I'll put it on Instagram. I'll put it on our story and you can actually see it. I wonder if Richie McClure has been there.

Like, do you christen cranes in the same way that you do? Well, maybe you could. Do you see Richie there with a bottle of spades just to smash it on the side of the crane? Only seems right. It does. I've got a lot of respect for a good pun and a good name for an object that doesn't need a name. No.

But you give it one anyway. Yeah, it's called anthropomorphism when we do that to objects. Is it? When we create, we basically make them into like a life-like thing but they're not, if that makes sense. And people think it's dumb. So you know you call your teddies names as a kid and you think that's really childish. Apparently when you do it as an adult, it actually marks as a sign of intelligence.

Because humans are the only species in the world that can anthropomorphise. Say the word again. Anthropomorphism is the thing. Anthropomorphise. Yeah, that. We're the only species that can do it. And we used to do it, back in the day, we used to name our boats that. Because we'd see them in like a high regard.

They'd get us from coast to coast. That Boaty McBoat face. Yeah, exactly. There'll be some great New Zealanders out there right now who have done this because we're an intelligent people. Yes. We're a smart people. We're a witty people,

but we also know how to have a laugh at ourselves. Exactly. So 0800, this might be the smartest thing I've ever said. 0800 dial ZM. What did you anthropomorphosis? Oh, shit. Yes. Yep.

You're very intelligent. What did you anthropomorphicise? What did you name your thing? Your thing. Like your car, your phone,

your guitar. Your hair straightener, your laptop, whatever it is. It's not a living object. No, but you've named it. But you've given it a great name.

It means something to you. Please share it with us this afternoon. 0800DARLZM or text it in to 9696 in celebration of the crane currently erect in the viaduct

Ritchie McClure. We've asked you this afternoon, what did you name your thing? And by that, it's not a rude question. We're not asking you a rude question. We want to know what's the name you gave to an inanimate object. There is a crane in the viaduct called Richie McClure, which I think is just pure genius. And the messages coming through on this are pure genius as well.

But let's go to the phones briefly. Hey, CJ. Hi, how you doing? Yeah, good. First of all, what is your thing? It's a sawhorse. My husband named it. And what did he call his sawhorse?

He called it Tyrana Sawhorse Rex. Yeah, good. Yeah, that's good. You lined that one up, didn't you, Ellie? I like that one, yeah. Literally, she couldn't even get the sentence out of it. Ellie's like, oh, shit. Oh, that's a good one.

Here we go. It's coming. Text machine. Hey, guys, it's not a play on words, but I've named my special lady device MacGyver because it always gets the job done. Oh, yes, that's good, too. That's really good.

Hi, Amber. Oh, hi. What did you name your thing? Well, it's my car. Yeah. And it's a little red car. So her name is Scarlett O'Cara. After Scarlett O'Hara.

Yeah. Hey, I get it. Who is? It was an actress that I also just had to Google because I wasn't sure. Does she have red hair? She's a character. Yeah.

Oh, she's a character. Sorry. Got him. Got him. It works. It's up there with Richie McClure. How about this? My deadly pony's...

This is from the text machine. It's not a personal story. My deadly pony's handbag was so beautiful and luxurious that I could not talk to it like a human being. I couldn't not talk to it like a human being. I used to say, come on, pony. We're off to the supermarket now. I swear that's why my boyfriend dumped me.

Hey, Jason. How are you, mate? Yeah, good, mate. How are you? Oh, I'm good, thank you. I have a flat black caravan, and it's called Contravan. I like Contravan. Yeah, that's good. And a mate of mine, he was thinking of starting up something real cool,

like steak sandwiches for guys and stuff like that. And he was going to call, he bought an ambulance, and he was going to serve it out of that. He was going to call it the Mambulance. But before that, he was going to get into selling coffee, and he was looking for a hearse, and his gimmick was going to be coffee to die for. Coffee to die for.

Or coffee to wake the dead. Yeah. Do you guys actually want to get into business or do you just want to come up with puns? Because I think that might be your business. I reckon don't put in any of the hard mahi. Just do the names and sell those off. Hey, well, I'm all about that last one.

I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that. These texts keep coming in. My mum called her black toy, black black beauty don't ask how i know this no i'm going to ask how do you know how do you know how do you know oh yeah like i'm all for a healthy open and honest relationship with your parents love it but there are some things um derrick and amy were the names me and my ex gave our private parts Why? Why?

Yes, I love that I've got a boat And I've named it Deez Knots That's good That's good I like that That is good

Yeah, that's awesome Claire, take us home What did you name your thing? It's called Donnie the Dyson So, yeah Because I have a date with him sort of twice a week, I thought I'd call him Donnie. So that's a vacuum cleaner.

Oh, that's good. Donnie the Dyson. Yeah. Yeah. He gets a lot of you, so. I actually understand. I understand. Like, I'm in love with my vacuum cleaner, too.

Yeah. I'm getting a bit too emotional. Okay, all right. Thank you very, very much, guys. ZM Spreeie and Clint The podcast Let's just do a birthday banger It's my birthday It's my birthday

Brie and Clint's Birthday banger You call up Tell us what your birthday is And then we tell you The number one song On your 16th First up to play

Is Grish Great name Hey Grish Hey Clint How you going? Good how are you? I'm good thanks Okay give us your birthday and you're 16th. First up to play is Grish. Great name. Hey, Grish. Hey, Clint. How are you going? Good. How are you? I'm good, thanks.

Okay, give us your birthday, and let's find out what your birthday banger is. Okay, it's 14th of March, 1991. Okay, Grish, you were 16 on the 14th of March, 2007, and on that day, this topped the charts. Queen Stefani and Akon, Sweet Escape. What a banger.

What a banger. That's a throwback. Remember, she was so big for a minute. She was, eh? This rich girl. Yeah, there was Hollaback Girl.

Hollaback Girl, yeah. Grish, you've got a good one, okay? Wait there. Next is Hamish. Hey, Hamish.

Hi. What's your birthday? 28 is Hamish. Hey, Hamish. Hi. What's your birthday? 28th of the 3rd, 1972. Okay, Hamish, you were 16 on the 28th of March, 1988, and on that day, this was top of the chart. You're getting rickrolled. You've got Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up. Absolute classic.

Absolute classic. You're absolutely right. Last is Tim. Hey, Tim. Hey. Give us your birthday, buddy. The 1st of August, 1996. Okay, Tim, you were 16 on the 1st of August, 2012,

and on that day, this was number one. Fun Some Nights. I absolutely love this song. Me too. Yeah. This is one of my favourite songs of all time. And last time it came up, Brie wouldn't let us play it. Yeah, she didn't know.

She goes, that's a dumb song. I loved this song back in the day. Do you love it, Tim? Do you like it? Oh, I bought both of their albums. Yeah. Bloody classic. Bloody classic. Should we do it? Yeah, I reckon. Those are three really good birthday bangers today. They are. But let's do it. Let's play Fun,

Some Nights. Have we got the right one? Some Nights. Let's just play it and see what happens. Here we go. Here's your birthday banger, Tim. Some nights I stay up Cashing in my bad luck Some nights I call it a draw Some nights I wish That my lips could build a castle

Some nights I wish they'd just fall off But I still wake up I still see octaves but Lord I'm still not sure what I stand for what do I stand for what do I stand for

most nights I don't know anymore Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'll be waiting for Why don't we break the rules already I was never One to believe the hype See that fools are black and white Try twice as hard and a map is like But here they come again to jack my style That's alright I found a martyr in my bed

Tonight stops my bones From wondering just who I am Who I am Who I am, who I am, who I am Oh, who am I? Mmm, mmm Well, some nights I wish that this all would end Cause I tell you some friends for a change

And some nights I'm scared you'll forget me again So this is it. What do I stand for? What do I stand for most nights? I don't know. So this is it. I sold my soul for this. Washed my hands of that for this. I missed my mom and dad for this. No. When I see stars, that's all they are.

When I hear songs, They sound like a swan So come on Come on Come on Well, what's it got? Daddy's gone Five minutes in and I'm born again Ten years of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands

This one is not for the folks at home Sorry to leave, but I had to go Who the f*** wants to die alone? I'll ride up in the desert sun My heart is breaking for my sister And the calm that she called love And then I look into my nephew's eyes Man, you wouldn't believe

The most amazing things That can come from some terrible... You wouldn't believe the dream I just had about you and me I called you up, but we both was the dream It's for the best we get our distance It's for the best we get our distance It's for the best we get our distance ZM, Bree and Clayne, that is the winner of Birthday Banger today from Fun That Is Some Nights. Straight out of 2012. Birthday Banger makes me feel old, man.

Does it? Yeah. Is it because you loved that song? Yeah. And it doesn't seem like that long ago. No, it doesn't. What are they doing now? Fun.

Yeah. Well, Jack Entenoff. Is he the lead singer? No, he's the guy who wrote all the songs. Oh, yeah. He produced the last Lorde album. Really? Yeah, so the second Lorde album.

He wrote Green Light with Lorde. Yeah. And I think he's working on the next Lorde album. Really? Yeah, so the second Lorde album. He wrote Green Light with Lorde. Yeah. And I think he's working on the next one as well. The next Lorde or the next fun? No, the next Lorde. There's no more fun. I don't know, mate. Broken up.

No, I'm just saying they're broken up, I think. They went out on a high. Yeah, there you go. That's the way to do it. You home tonight. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Producer Ellie is here to tell a story today that rocked my world

and I've got so many questions about it. Yeah. So tell your life support story. Okay, here's the life support story. This is quite sad. We're laughing because we feel awkward about it. Yeah. It's just not a great, great story.

It's not a great story no so basically a chicago man um their family has had a heartbreaking decision to switch off his life support not the funny bit not the funny bit turns out there's no funny but no that's actually why are we laughing there's no funny but it's really not funny there's no funny but basically these two sisters have decided to take their brother off life support. Yes. But there was actually a mix-up. So police have identified the man wrong. So they've identified a man who was badly beaten and unconscious as this

guy. And so the sisters have been informed And they called them and said, your brother is in... Yeah, your brother's in hospital. He's on life support. So they came in to see him and they were kind of disputing that it was him but he was so badly like beaten up. They were like, oh, well, okay, it is him. Yeah.

So they made the decision to turn off the life support. Turns out it wasn't their brother. And it was someone else. Yeah. So. That's not the bit. That's not the bit. Get to the other bit.

Oh, the other bit. How did they find out that it wasn't him? Yeah, no, that's really the cracker isn't it so the reason they found out is they went to a like a friend's barbecue and their apparently dead brother walked in the door and the two sisters basically shat themselves yeah because they thought he was dead and they'd said goodbye to him yeah but it wasn't him horrific horrific so here here here are some of my questions yeah go go who did they turn off they turned off another guy. Yeah.

His last name was Bennett. Yeah. They've turned him off. Yeah. And now both families, the Bennett family and the original family, they're both suing the police because it was the police that misidentified the body. So you would. So you would.

They're both suing and saying, yeah, negligence. Next question. Why were they having a barbecue after they turned off their brother's life support? Yeah. So it was a friend's barbecue, I think. And he just rocked up because he was invited by that friend. Yeah. But I understand what you're saying because surely that would have been broadcasted that he passed away.

But maybe not. Yeah. Who knows? Was there a funeral? So they'd started making funeral arrangements. They'd started purchasing a burial plot, a casket. Horrific. Homegoing cloth.

Like everything. They'd started writing his obituary and everything. He's dead. In your mind, he's dead. Yep. And then he's there. Yep. Like the sense of anger and relief.

Confusion. And confusion that would come over you and you'd be like, it's a ghost. Yeah. But you wouldn't believe your eyes and then. Oh my God. They literally turned off the wrong land. Yeah. And that poor family didn't even get to say bye to their brother or father or anything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then he shows up at the barbecue. Yeah, g'day guys. Yeah. Buzzy G. That is buzzy. That is buzzy.

ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. I've got some Snoop Dogg news. She about to go and... I love the dog father. I love the Dogg father. I think he is so funny. He's so talented and he's still going. He's doing well to still even be alive after all the generations that he's lived through.

He made the news this week because he put a picture up on his Instagram. You might not follow Snoop. He posts a hell of a lot. He's actually quite a hard follow because he posts so much. So five days ago, he put up a photo of him and Kurt Cobain, lead singer of Nirvana who has passed away.

And it's the two of them having a herbal cigarette. Ah, yeah. Right? Which is very on brand for Snoop Dogg. Yeah. And in the caption,

he's written, young dog with Kurt, 92. So he's saying that's a photo taken in 1992 of him and Kurt Cobain. The problem with this photo that Snoop Dogg has put up on his Instagram is it's not real. Like it's not a real photo. It never happened.

So this picture, and this is the issue, people don't know if Snoop Dogg realises that it's not real or not. It's done by an artist whose thing that he does is he gets photos of iconic people who may or may not have met in the past and photoshops them together to make like a moment and go, how cool would it be? Like, how cool would it be if young Elvis and young Justin Bieber hung out? That kind of thing.

And he puts them in a realistic looking photo together. Right. Snoop Dogg has seen it and just gone, oh shit, I used to hang out with Kurt Cobain. What a memory. What a memory, I'm going to share it. So they may well have, like they were famous at the same time,

so it could well have happened. But he's definitely forgotten a lot of things he's done. He's definitely forgotten a couple of things. Also, Snoop Dogg is in the news because he's posted today, Snoop Dogg is not a fan of the bottle cap challenge. You know the bottle cap challenge that everyone's doing where you kick the lid off a bottle? You do like a roundhouse kick.

Or if you're Mariah Carey, you sing the lid off a bottle cap. Snoop, the dog father, is not feeling it. And this is a heavily censored recording from his Instagram. Another thing, I'm sick of this f***ing bottle s***. Quit kicking tops off of bottles, you f***ing making up these dumbass challenges. It's the new challenge. Pick up a motherf***ing phone and say, shut the f*** up, bitch. That's the new challenge.

That's the new challenge. Oh, s***. Just in case that's not clear, what Snoop Dogg's new challenge is, what he would like to replace the bottle cap challenge. He's also uploaded an example. Oh, yeah. So would we like an example of how it works? Yeah.

This is Snoop Dogg's new challenge, exactly how you do it. Shut the f*** up, bitch. I think he's going to catch on Should we film one of those? Okay We'll do one Alright Brie and Clint

The Podcast ZM Let's head now to our Old People and Technology desk It's an important desk That we don't visit often enough But there is some news From Producer Ali

We cross to her now Producer Ali come in Hello there and welcome. I'm basically here to tell you, probably to tell your parents, because us millennials, we're probably up to date and we're probably okay, but just warn your parents.

Apparently, there could be a cyber attack coming on Microsoft Office Air, Microsoft things. I sound really educated, don't I? Microsoft Windows? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, Microsoft Windows, basically educated Don't I Microsoft Windows Yeah sorry Microsoft Windows Basically Windows

Yeah Windows Microsoft Operating Systems That's the one Yeah Got there in the end Are you the right person To man this desk Nah

No sorry I love this So basically A couple of years ago I don't know if you remember There was the WannaCry Ransom attack So basically

In May 2017 There was a cyber attack, and it was on the Windows operating system, and people could basically get all your data. Now they're saying there's another one coming. It's called BlueKeep. And if you don't update your system in time, you could get done. So if you are below Windows 8 right now, you're at risk. Windows 8 and below, or below Windows 8?

Below Windows 8. So Windows 7. How many Windows are there now? Ben, you're a Windows. Windows 8 and below or below Windows 8? Below Windows 8. So Windows 7. How many Windows are there now? Ben, you're a Windows guy. How many Windows are there? Probably 10 maybe. 10? Yeah, I think so.

If it goes above that, then I might need to update my computer. Yeah, right. And that's the issue too. As a millennial, you touched on it, Ellie. It is our job to keep our parents' stuff up to date. Yes. I remember logging onto my mum's computer once and just the number of, you know how on Chrome browser

You get the I could ask if you want to install apps Oh yeah yeah yeah She had more apps installed Than she had room to type in the web address And the number of things I can't reckon anybody could have been inside her computer at any time Yeah

Just doing whatever they want And then you just go and you do some updates I think that's one of the nicest things you can do Yeah And it's a great idea for Christmas too True Don't spend any money on your parents. Just tell them you're going to update all their technologies.

And then go around the house and literally just click install update. Do it on that. Do it on the TV. Do it on everything. Do it on their phone. Yes. Do it on their phone. I don't mean to tell you how to suck eggs,

but the way to keep your phone safe from being hacked is to keep it up to date. There you go. You've got people who go, oh, no, but it'll slow my phone down. Yeah, too bad. You have to update it. Do you want a virus? No. You literally have to update it.

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