ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 10th 2019

Episode Date: June 10, 2019

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Hello podcasters. Oh that's jazzy you're starting it today. I like it take control. Now I'm taking control. Girls in charge. I want to talk about this friend of mine who on the weekend told me this story. He actually is a closet vapor and he was telling me about how he he was ding at this event, a friend of mine, and not, yeah, just not related. He was DJing at this event and he wanted to use his vape, but he wanted to hide it from his wife. And he was telling me his process of how he did that and how he had to buy refills for the vape and how they were real cheap. And I mean, I said to him, I was like, you know, you should just, you should just tell

her. She'll be real like, you know, understanding. This friend of mine said. Wow. What a story. This friend of mine said. No. I liked.

I don't think your friend did lie to his wife. I think you're, you're exaggerating a little bit. Weird though. Cause I talked to a friend on the weekend who told me they've started vaping in bed. Really? Yeah, a girlfriend. Really?

Yeah, from Australia. So weird that we both have friends unrelated to us who are both closet vapists. Yeah, my friend used to have a have a mustache and now he doesn't. That's not related to the story. Is it producer Ben? No, he's still got a mustache. And no wife.

Yeah. Well, I guess we'll never know who these people are in this story. Seriously. Here's the podcast, everyone. Lucky my wife only listens to the Gwyneth Paltrow podcast. Now bear with us. We're trying a new strategy. Obviously, we want to be number one in New Zealand,

so we're coming on early. We thought let's get in before all the other shows start. Look at those shows. They're not starting for another three or four minutes. Yes. Are Stace and Mike on the hits yet? Don't think so. We're on first. Wait, let me go check. Nah, they're not on yet. Nah, they're not on. Nah, so here you go. We are officially New Zealand's first drive show. Look, we had a mistake, all right? We shouldn't be here this early. We're just trying to make the most of it.

But hey, it's really good to be here for another week. How are you, mate? Good, mate. How are you? How was your weekend? Good. Had antenatal class. God, I learned a lot about the female body over the weekend.

That sounds very fun. Can I just say, what a miracle. What a miracle you are. That's so weird. I went to a party And also learnt a lot About the female body Did you do the birth position? Yes I did

Yeah me too Weird we had the same weekend Very similar weekends Different places Right today on the show Very cool We've got $500 cash To give away after 5 o'clock

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every day this week. About 5.30 just after Birthday Banger, your chance to win some cash with us this afternoon. Are you keen to see that new Men in Black movie? Yeah. Chris Hemsworth. Oh, that's a good casting. That is a good casting. Liam Neeson. Is he in it? Yeah. Wait Hemsworth. Oh, that's a good casting. That is a good casting. Liam Neeson. Is he in it?

Yeah. Wait, is he like the boss guy at Men in Black? From what I can tell, yeah. Nah, that's good. I like that. We'll play with you, like I said, after Birthday Banger. But next, we want to talk old school foods. Have you got a food that you know of that you want to come back?

Can we start a movement to get it back maybe? I was going to say, because we figure if we talk about it, maybe it'll happen. That's the power we have as New Zealand's first afternoon drive show. No one is on before us. No one is starting earlier. No one is stupid enough. Here's Billie Eilish.

This is Bad Guy. Bree and Clint. It's almost three o'clock on ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. By the way, we are early today. We've had a very panicked text message that's come in on 9696. They said, hoping like hell you guys have started early

because if not, I am hella late to collect my kid from school. They also said that the road that they drive to get to the school is heavily policed, so they cannot speed. You're fine. We just decided to start early today. We're going to finish early. Early bird gets the worm. Are we?

Yeah. Are we? Yeah, we're going to finish. Well, the bosses don't know. I'll be home in time for Shortland Street. It'll be great. Okay, I want to know this afternoon, what old school food do you want to bring back?

This is an interesting story. A lot of beach cleanups going on around the country at the moment with waste and rubbish problems the way that they are and the world's about to end. Tidy Kiwis. The Petone Beach Cleanup Group, so down by Wellington,

have found some interesting rubbish on the beach. They've found a KFC bag that has to be at least 28 years old. Oh, my God. The reason they know that it – So we're talking plastic bag.

It's plastic bag, yeah. And they don't know – it could be a lot older than that. There's no way to tell. And how do they know it's that old? Because the logo on it, the KFC logo on it, hasn't been the KFC logo since 1991. Do you have a picture of it? Yeah.

I know this is visual, but I can look at it. Yeah, and you are a KFC aficionado as well. That's actually crazy that someone has found a KFC bag that's that old or maybe even older. I'm trying to find this picture for you. I really wish I... Don't worry about it. Here it is.

Here it is. Here it is. Yellow KFC bag. Oh, damn. Now it is. Here it is. Here it is. Yellow KFC bag. Oh, damn. Now, the product that it's for is interesting too. It's for Kentucky Fried Chicken Corn on the Cob. Oh. I wish KFC did corn now.

I am a relative KFC expert as well, and I don't remember corn on the cob ever being a dish available in New Zealand. But wouldn't you love it? I went to talk to some of our elders at our sister station, The Hits, and they do. They assure me that corn on the cob is a dish that has been available at New Zealand KFCs before. It's good.

It's good. They're like a library that you can go and visit for information from the past that's not on the internet. Yeah, they're like people, but if encyclopedias were people. Exactly. Exactly. You just walk over over to the hits and you ask them a question. What was it like when... They said

the corn was in black and white when you ate it. Really? No, I am taking the piss. Did you ask them what Marilyn Monroe was like? No, you're thinking of Coast. Oh, that's right. One of the guys from Coast dated her. Yeah, all right. When we're that old, these jokes won't be funny anymore.

We need to shut our mouths. We're not far off. I don't remember corn on the cob, but some people do. Is that a dish you'd like bought back? Yeah. Is that a dish from the past you'd be keen for? You're keen for some KFC chicken and corn on the cob? Love a bit of corn.

Sounds yuck to me. I love corn. I don't want a fast... I'm a big corn eater. I don't mind corn, but I don't want fast food places preparing it for me. You know what? Like, well, yeah.

They could do the real char-grilled corn. Oh, hang on. What if they put it in KFC batter? What if they put the KFC coating on it? Okay, too far. And then deep fried the corn. Too far. I'd probably be keen for that.

That'd be great. What else would you like to see come back? More recent, the McDonald's shaker fries. Oh, yeah. They were around not long ago. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. On and off.

On and off. But once I got into them, that's the only kind of fries I want to eat. Tip your Macca's fries into the bag, shake the bag, coat them in. They're like fries, but next level. I also said this one, the McDonald's Chicken McCheese Burger. But then producer Ellie, who is our resident McDonald's expert, has a VIP sticker for the drive-thru, said that Chicken McCheese is already back.

They're still there, mate. They went away, but it's already back. Yeah, they're still there. What about Dunkaroos? Are Dunkaroos not around anymore? Well, apparently in Australia you can still get them. Dip a Dunkaroos. But I heard that you can't get them here in Anzich.

What was that pink goo that you used to put them in? I don't care, but it was delicious. Yeah, anything else? What else do you have brought back? What about the topper? Oh, lasagna toppers? No, the topper, the ice cream. Oh.

It was like an ice cream on the inside, red on the outside. Yes, I know the one you're talking about. They were good. Have you had a lasagna topper, though? No, but that sounds amazing. Have you not had a lasagna topper? What's a lasagna topper? Just like a but that sounds amazing. Have you not had a lasagna topper? What's a lasagna topper?

Just like a lasagna in a bag with bread coating on it. How have I not eaten that? And you just stick it in the microwave. Yeah. That's for everyone. What about Red Rooster? We very briefly had that in New Zealand. I heard that there was a couple here in NZ. People loved it.

They might still be around. There might be the odd one around. Did people love it? I heard people liked it. It kind of gone super well. You know what Red Rooster's like? What? Because they're obviously still in Australia.

There's not many of them, but Red Rooster is like fast food for geriatrics. Like you get peas and you get mashed potato. It's delicious though. It's so good. Yeah. Okay. What food do you want bought back? That's what we're going to do this afternoon.

Reminisce about foods that you want back on the menu. Like CC's, they came back this year. 0800 dial ZM or you can text to 9696. What food needs to come back? ASAP. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. There's a bag that's washed up on a beach in Petone

from a KFC dish that hasn't existed for around 30 years. It's KFC corn on the cob. I didn't know that was a real thing until I saw this bag. Yeah, and then when you think about it, it kind of makes sense. The more I think about it, chicken and corn sounds delicious. What other fast food place can you get corn from? Stands out, doesn't it? Corn.

No one's doing corn. Exactly. KFC. Popcorn chicken. Oh, canFC again. There's no popcorn and popcorn chicken, is there? But we want to know, what foods do we need to bring back? I want Macca's shaker fries back.

You want the lasagna topper ice cream to come back? Yeah, that'd be good. Dunkaroos. Dunkaroos. Dunkaroos were awesome. Speaking of lunchbox ones, lots of people for roll-ups. Roll-ups. Can you not get a roll-ups anymore?

I reckon you can. What about a fruit for yonks? Can you get fruit for yonks now? What was that weird retro food Ellie had, those yogurt twisty things? Oh, that was the Kellogg's twister thing. Twister bar. Yeah. We don't need to bring those back because Ellie's still buying them.

Oh, $800 at M. William. Hi, William. Hey, how are you? William, what should we bring back? We totally need to bring back Dine-In Pizza Hut. Oh, yes.

How good was the Buffet Pizza Hut? Yeah. The Buffet Pizza, the pasta, the mousse, the jelly. It was like, it's childhood dreams.

The cubes of jelly? Like, why was their jelly always in squares? Remember it was that big bowl of it and you went and got squares of it? I never ask these questions. It's good to be there. It's just happy to be there.

Just happy to be there. Amber Lee is here. Hi, Amber Lee. Hi, Amber Lee. Hey, how's it going? What do you want brought back? There's a couple of things. So, tip-top dessert, delicious ice cream. I never had that. There's a couple of things. So, Tip Top Dessert Delicious Ice Cream. I didn't know I never had that.

There's a whole treasure trove of Tip Top stuff that needs to come back. Oh my gosh, it's amazing. Imagine if there was a store where you could go

because they can't restock at all because they can only run so many but there's like a retro store where you can go. They make a fortune. And they could make that stuff for you on the spot

like you put in your order and you can get whatever retro one you want. There's a business idea. That would be great. They make a fortune. And they could make that stuff for you on the spot. Like you put in your order and you can get whatever retro one you want. There's a business idea. That would be great. That would be amazing. Can you 3D print ice cream? I don't know. But also Cadbury clinkers.

Well, Pascal used to make them, but Cadbury didn't make them in Australia. But yeah, the clinkers. Amber Lee, we have those in Aussie still and I'm obsessed with them. They're the ones you'd bite into, right, Amber, and they'd either be pink, green, or yellow. That's the one.

That's the one. They are amazing. And they're covered in chocolate. And they're covered in chocolate. They're like little bullet-type things. Yes. Oh, my God. What's the inside?

Is the inside crunchy or chewy? It's crunchy. It's kind of like honeycomb-ish. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right.

All right. Suggestion. Raylene's here with an absolute classic. Hi, Raylene. Hi. Raylene, what do you want brought back? Oh, snifters. Please bring back snifters.

Really? Raylene, you mean. I always buzz out when people get so nostalgic about snifters because I always thought they were a pretty average lolly. No, you're not. Excuse me. You're not average. Don't talk about snifters like that, Paul Rayleigh.

Help me remember them correctly. They were green mint candy shell with chocolate on the inside. Is that a snifter? Yeah. So kind of like a Jaffa. Yeah, but mint on the outside. Mint, yes. We had those.

Don't mind them. Rayleigh, have you called us for birthday banging one time? No. Oh, she sounded like that. You should. You should. Can you call back for birthday banging, Raylene? We'd love to have you.

And then can you also, Pink Elephant ice cream is a tip top. It's very old. Another tip, yeah. Oh, my God. They were just to die for too. I don't remember a Pink Elephant, but yeah, there's another tip-top classic. Tip-top if you're listening. And Chanel's here.

Hey, Chanel, what's the last food that we need to bring back? Yumbars. Yumbars. Yumbars. What were they? What was in those? Little spongy cakes. Oh, I remember them.

Little berry in the middle of them. Yes, they were like tiny little cakes that went inside your lunchbox. Little individual surf cakes and they had like a runny centre inside them. Hell yes, bring back Yum Bars. Kind of like a Twinkie. Bring back Buzz Bars.

Bring back Glow Bars. Some more Twinkies but better. Yes. Yum. All right. Kids are missing out these days, aren't they? What do you got in your lunchbox? What do they get?

Apple? Carrots and celery? I mean, it sounds healthy and stuff. Nah, yuck. Brie and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Live from Hollywood. With our man, the podcast. ZM, live from Hollywood

with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz He's live from LA Pride. How cool, Dean? Hi guys, I'm literally backstage at LA Pride as we speak. You can probably hear people in the background. The atmosphere is electric as you can imagine.

Something like 100,000 fabulous people lining the streets and I'm having a ball. I'm one of them. That is a lot of glitter and sequins in one place at one time. I saw last night that you saw Paula Abdul and Todrick Hall perform on the same night. Yes, I did.

It's been a huge night. It's been a huge weekend. It's my day three. I've literally lost my voice. And then they put my interviews up on all the big screens everywhere. You also saw Todrick perform in your bedroom one time, didn't you, Dean? Multiple times. That is an exclusive.

Exclusive from Dean McCarthy. It's not live. We'll just edit that out. And it was tens, tens, tens across the board. Dean, tell us about your Diva experience with Meghan Trainor. Do you know what? It's funny. I thought to myself, I probably shouldn't talk about this on national New Zealand radio,

but whatever. I thought it would be hilarious. Meghan Trainor pulled a major Diva on me, pulled out of doing the interview. Okay. First of all, she pulls out of doing the interview, which is so shady because it's LA Pride. Like, come on. Like, you know what I mean?

It's not like it's some sort of cheesy, sleazy thing. Like, we just want to talk about her performing here. And then I come back. All of our lights are missing. I'm like, where are our lights? She didn't like the lighting for a selfie in her own trailer. They took all of my lights and put them up in her trailer to do selfies, but wouldn't do an interview with us. What?

Not a massive fan. This is the second time Meghan Trainor has screwed me. One time at a red carpet, she turned up three hours late. We were all out in the sun. We were all sunburned and sweating, and then she wouldn't do interviews. I'm not into her. Not into her at all. Wow.

That is some shade right there. I quite like it, though. No, it's not shade. her at all. Wow, that is some shade right there. I quite like it, though. No, it's not shade. It's lights. Well, that's... Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger has tased somebody. Yeah, I love a good headline. So you may remember only weeks ago,

Arnold Schwarzenegger was fly kicked in the back, literally through the air from a man. Well, yesterday, his bike was literally through the air from a man. Well, yesterday, his bike was attempted to be stolen by a man. Little did the guy know it was Arnold Schwarzenegger's bike. Security chased him down and tasered the man on the street, like in the movies, you know, like in cartoons, where like the person zaps in the air like a fly.

Like in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Yes. Well, he got the bike back. The guy, I don't know, probably saw like light stars in his eyes. And yeah, and that was the end of the story. But I just think, don't mess with Arnie. The craziest thing was Arnold Schwarzenegger tried to reprimand him and he got this horse in the middle of the street and he started running down the street on this horse.

It was crazy. What movie is that reference to? True Lies. Oh, okay. Tried to chase down the street on this horse. It was crazy. What movie is that a reference to? True Lies. Oh, okay. Tried to chase down the suspect. I haven't seen that one. You haven't seen any movies. Let's be real.

What kind of idiot is stealing Arnold Schwarzenegger's bike, by the way? No, so in the movie, in True Lies, the suspect is on a motorbike and Arnold Schwarzenegger gets on a horse and chases the guy down. It's awesome. Oh, it's quite a good reference then. Have you seen the Total Recall movie when the lady's got three boobies? Yes.

That's another good Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. But no reference to anything we're talking about. You don't know how many boobies that guy had. Dean McCarthy, he's backstage at LA Pride. If you want to see some of the stuff going on there, it's very interesting. Like, it's a big deal event. You can follow him on Instagram.

It's at MrDeanMcCarthy. Have fun, Dean. Bye, Dean. Bye, guys. Spy's brought to you by Samsung, the Samsung Galaxy S10. The next generation Galaxy has arrived. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I'm about to tell you what time you need to wake up

in the morning and get out of bed if you want to be successful. I'd rather not know. Let's all get around. Let's all get around, and we're going to say it together what time we get out of bed if you want to be successful? I'd rather not know. Let's all get around. Let's all get around. And we're going to say it together. What time we get out of, not wake up, what time do you get out of bed in the morning? Are you ready?

This goes for the producers as well. Producer Ben, Producer Ali, Bree. Three, two, one. 10.35. Whoa. Whoa. Someone said 10.30. Someone said 10.30.

Yeah, who said 10.30? Was that you? I said 10.30. Someone said 10.30. Yeah, who said 10.30? Was that you? I said 10.45. Wow. But I lied for effect. Comedy effect, guys. Nice. Comedy effect.

Got it. What's the real time? 8.30. 8.30? Yeah. Because I know you've been getting up early for your 45s. I have, but I haven't been for... And I also know you've been going home after F45 and going back to bed.

Have you? Yeah, I've done that a few times. Ben, what time are you getting up? Probably about 8. Too late. Ellie, what time are you getting up? Yeah, about 7.38. Too late.

Apparently, if you want to be considered a successful person... What time are you getting up? 6.30. But only because my wife does, and I feel lazy lying in bed. Apparently, if you want to be successful, you need to be up at four in the morning. What? Nah, I'd rather be a failure, I think.

Steve Harvey from Family Feud, he said rich people don't sleep eight hours a day, which I guess he's just saying you've got to be on that grind, baby. You've got to be on that hustle. But you can still get up at 4 a.m. and sleep eight hours. You've just got to go to bed at 8pm. Who's getting up then? I've only just gone to bed then.

Obviously there's people that have to get up for work at 4am and good for them. That's amazing that they can get themselves out of bed. Who is willingly getting up at 4am? People with normal jobs, who's getting up at 4am? I'll tell you. Steve Cook, the CEO of Apple or as Donald Trump calls him, Tim Apple.

Never heard of him. Oh, Tim Cook. Did I say Steve Cook? Tim Cook. Tim Cook. Captain Cook. He gets up at four. He's up just before 4 a.m.

I mean, and he found heaps of stuff in his life, didn't he? Not Captain Cook. Tim Cook. From Apple. From Apple. He's up before 4 a.m. Right. Okay.

David Cush. He's not famous, but he is the former Virgin America CEO. So it's a big company. Virgin America Airlines. Yes, massive. He gets up 4.15 in the morning. Jennifer Aniston. Yep.

She's up at 4.30 in the morning to meditate. She looks great. Namaste. Kris Jenner's up at 4.30 to meditate. Of course she is. And she's got tiger blood running through her veins. The mummager. She turned Kylie Jenner into a millionaire.

So it's working for her. Who else? Michelle Obama. She's in the gym at 4am. Michelle Obama. Something so big and Oprah dollars. There's one thing Something so big And Oprah dollars There's one thing That all these people

Have in common What's that? They all get paid A ton of money Exactly So give me the money And I'll get up at four No

Show me the money No All I hear is They get him some money And they get up at four Four AM I dare you to wake up At four AM tomorrow

Don't do that I dare you Yeah nah Brie and Clint The podcast ZM 4am. I dare you to wake up at 4am tomorrow. Don't do that. Oh. I dare you. Yeah, nah. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A friend of mine got into a bit of hot water the other day. Well, actually, not him. He actually saw a conversation that he probably shouldn't have seen.

Okay. Was he stalking? Was he snooping? No. Oh, kind of. Let me tell you what happened. He's moved into a new flat. Yeah.

And obviously in every flat you have a flat group chat. Yes. That's the thing that you have for bills. Very important for bonding. And passive aggressive messages. And passive aggressive messages. Sharing how hungover you are and asking why no one's cleaned the kitchen. Exactly.

All that stuff. Moved into this flat with a bunch of other girls. I think there's like four girls in the flat and him. Oh, I know this guy, eh? Yeah. Anyway. Am I allowed to say who it is? No, just in case some of the flatmates might be listening.

Okay. Anyway, he got added to the group chat and he decided he would scroll back up the group chat, which I did not realise when you get added to a pre-existing group chat, the messages before you got added are still there. Very important to know this. Everything. If you join a group chat that's been in existence for four years,

it's all there. And if you join today, you can go back to 2014 or whenever it started. They were all talking about him. Ha! Nothing too bad. No, it can't have been too bad because they gave him the spot in the flat. Exactly, but there was some girls that didn't want to give him the flat and then there was other girls

that did. Oh, awkward. But they didn't have really bad reasons. They just wanted a girl. You don't know that though. You don't know what's going to be in there. Well, exactly. Would you look? It could have been really bad reasons. They just wanted a girl. You don't know that though. You don't know what's going to be in there. Well, exactly. Would you look? Could have been really bad. Would you look? You know when you get into that moment where you don't go snooping, but then if you stumble across it, it's very hard not to look at. Yeah, 100%. So if I found myself in that. Like if you found your brother or sister's diary and it just

happened to be open. Who has a diary these days? I don't know. I'm the oldest, okay? I don't know what. I was never in those situations. Do you have a diary? No. Did you ever have a diary?

No. Good reference. All right. But you. Live journal. What about live journal? Yeah, don't mind journal. Yeah, journal.

Well, journal and diary are the same thing, mate. They're the same thing. Yeah, cool. You have a group chat with your mates. I do, yeah. Would you want to say. No new friends in the group chat. Hypothetically.

No new friends in the group chat. That thing is so old. It's our old rugby group chat. And I haven't played rugby for like five years. And we were in this group chat. That thing is so old. It's our old rugby group chat. And I haven't played rugby for like five years. And we were in this group chat when we were playing. No new people in the group chat. Has anyone ever added someone new? I don't know.

And now I'm worried. Because anyone can add. I want to ask you, if I got added to your guy group chat, would you be okay with me looking through it? Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. Because if it's just you and your mates, that's where you're honest, right?

That's where you just say what you're thinking. You don't want people scrolling back. To be fair, though, this is the right advice. And, I mean, it's not advice that I've taken. Don't put anything in writing that you don't want other people to hear, especially when it comes to the internet. Clint does say this all the time. He also says cover up your tracks.

Always have a backup. Always have a spotter. Always have a spotter. And don't put your face and your jinnies in the same photo. Yeah. One or the other. Because then there's plausible deniability. Yeah, I followed that rule.

You can go, that's not mine. And always take a spare pair of underwear. That's the rules you live by. Oh, that's just good life advice. It is. Always wear a clean pair. What if you were to get hit by a truck? You'd want the doctors to see you were wearing a clean pair,

Well, the last thing I would probably be doing is changing my underwear if I got hit by a truck. Probably the first thing you'd be doing if you got hit by a truck, to be honest. Oh, blimey, I need to change my undies. What are we talking about? We're talking about scrolling up in the group chat. Has this ever happened to you

where you've been added to a pre-existing group chat and you've thought, might have a look at what they're talking about. Dangerous. You're flirting with disaster. But human nature, it's hard to not do it. 0800 dial ZM or text us to 9696. We'll scroll back up your text history. Did you ever go up in the group chat?

What did you find? What did you get? Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Have you been caught out by the group text chat? Mm. Pre-existing group text. When you get added to a group conversation,

the pre-existing chat before you got added still exists. Now, in Facebook Messenger it does. In Facebook Messenger, yes. What about in text? I don't think it does in text. I don't think it does in text. I don't think it does in iMessage. What about WhatsApp? Does it happen in WhatsApp?

Facebook is where most of these group chats happen though, right? Yeah, and a few people have been caught out. A friend of mine, he went to a new flat, got added into the group chat. Existing group chat. All the girls that lived there were chatting about whether they wanted him in the flat or not.

If you've got a new flatmate, start a new flat group chat. It's just nice. It's like welcoming them. Hey, fresh start. Yeah, why not? Otherwise you'll go through and read what they were saying about the old flatmate too and how much better he was than you. You can't live up to that, right?

Quite a lot of good texts coming through on this. Someone texted through and they said they wanted to call in but their speaker phone's not working. But they said, my sister threw a massive fit and left our family group chat once. We all then had a wee conversation about how dramatic she was. A week later we

re-added her to the group. Bad idea. Should have started a new chat. Exact same thing happened to me. Really? Who were you talking about? My brothers and my sister. We had a kids group chat, so just the kids of the family. Yes. And my brother left it, and I think we were like,

oh, what's wrong with him? What's his problem? Yeah, what's his problem? And then we added him back in, and exact same problem. And then he deleted Facebook. I'm not saying the two things are related. You ruined Facebook for him. Maybe. Aaron,

when did you go up in the group chat? What's your story? When did I go up? Yeah, when did you see the pre-existing chat, Aaron? No, I didn't. It was actually my partner that seen it. What happened? So, basically, I'm a bit of a gamer

world with a bunch of mates and that. We've got a big chat going. And before I hooked up with my partner, I'm a bit of a gamer world with a bunch of mates and that. We've got a big chat going. And before I hooked up with my partner, I said a lot of stuff in the chat. And because she's a gamer, when we did hook up, she got added about two years later, and there was just a whole heap of stuff that I'd said that wasn't right. Aaron, what did you say? Were you talking about her or other girls?

No, about her. No, no, it was nothing about other girls. It was about stuff that I wanted with her and a partnership. And, I mean, it all worked out well in the end, but there was a fair bit of naughty stuff said there back and forth. Aaron, was it nice? Was it, like, complimentary? Oh, yes and no.

I mean, it was, like, guy chat sort of stuff, but he ended up being pretty cool about it, pretty open chat. That stuff is online forever. That's the thing you don't remember. Like, there can be a transcript printed out. Yeah, I definitely learned my lesson with that one. I could just imagine you playing COD, and then all of a sudden your girlfriend's character just owns you,

and you're like, what the hell? And you're like, I read the group chat. Yeah, it's a bit like that now. Paige, what happened in the group chat? Well, hello. Hi. I was like 15 and I was scrolling through a chat that I'd just been added into by all my friends.

And at the time, my best friend was a guy and they were just all saying how I was just using him and how I was just a bad friend and I was just a horrible person. And there was this huge countdown. They were like, all right, so should we add her to the group? Like, they're all saying this. And then there was a three, two, one, and I was added to the group chat. And I just, I got to see it all, and I just kind of threw my phone away

and called my mum and kind of left it from there. Paige, how far did you scroll back? I've seen everything that they had said about me. From the first time my name was mentioned. And then you're like, I'm going for it now. What's your advice? As someone who did go back and look, would you recommend it? Like, did you feel good looking at it or do you wish you'd never seen it?

Well, it's because they added me in the chat right after talking about me. So it was pretty much the first thing that I seen when I was in the chat. I seen the, oh, should we add her? Haha, this will be funny. Three, two, one. I was added. So I was like, oh, what's this about? It wasn't even far up the chat.

It was right there. I was like, oh, what's this about? And yeah, it was just all about me. If Mark Zuckerberg is listening, I've got an update for Facebook for you. When someone gets added to a group chat, they only see from the moment they were added. Like there is no other conversation for them. Why should they see everything before that?

That's not how it should work. When in life do you ever come into a conversation and someone goes, let me tell you everything we were just saying? Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I wouldn't normally do this, but ladies, I'm going to need you to look at your boobies.

Oh, here we go. Typical comment. This is not a trick, by the way. This is not some kind of trick. And I'm not asking to see them. I wouldn't. I'm not asking to see them. Did you guys ever have that chant in New Zealand?

It went something like, get your... Did you guys ever have that? Yeah, that was horrific. Wasn't it? Yeah. Looking back on it, like now. It's a real Me Too type chant. Isn't it?

Isn't it? Yeah. But the girls had one too. Did they? Yeah. Oh, yeah, no, they did. D's out for the checks. Because it rhymes.

What's? You know. Why are you pointing at your crotch? I'm just saying it goes both ways Look, you've got the boobs And actually producer Ellie, you've got some too I think so We're going to do this together

You've got the cans Remember a little while ago That freckle went viral on everybody's wrist And girls found out that The left wrist it was Yeah, the left wrist And girls all over the world started posting to Twitter Going, I've got the freckle, I've got the freckle I think it was last week Do you have the. And girls all over the world started posting to Twitter going,

I've got the freckle, I've got the freckle. I think it was last week. Do you have the freckle? I don't have the freckle. Awkward. What a loser. I'm a clone! Producer Ellie, do you have the freckle?

Yeah, I think I do. You have it. Of course you do, you freckly. There's a new one. There's a new freckle that girls, this is what the headline reads, women are coming to the realisation that they There's a new freckle That girls This is what the headline reads Women are coming To the realisation That they all

Have the same freckle On their left boob And it has rocked them To the core Why is it always the left? I don't know Let me just check Before we do this

Right hand And left boob Yes the freckle Was on the right hand So it's on the right hand Yeah And the freckle Was meant to be On the left boob You do have it I thinkle was on the right hand. So it's on the right hand. And the freckle was meant to be on the left boob.

You do have it. I think so, yeah. There it is. Do you guys want to check the boob? Do you want to do it together? For science. I will get my boobies out. Who wants to go first? By the way, this is happening inside t-shirts, okay? When I'm not watching

this. Now, is there a position on the breast that I need to be looking at? Yeah, I've seen some of the pictures. Okay. It's sort of in the, so it's in towards the middle of the cleave. So if you were to draw a line down the middle of your boobie, the nipple being the centre of the boobie, it's to the cleavage side. To the cleavage

area. The inner side of your left boob. The fun zone. Ellie first. No, I've just got a couple of pimples there. Boobie pimples. Yeah, just boobie pim fun zone. Ellie first. No, I just think I've got a couple of pimples there. Booby pimples. Yeah, just booby pimples, I think. I think. I've got one there, but that seems too high, right?

Don't show me. It makes me uncomfortable. Why would you show him? I didn't show him that much. That's an HR issue. I just need to know, is it a yes or no? Do you have the... It's a no, I think.

You don't have the booby? I think it's a no, yeah. No booby freckle for you. Okay, Brie, is it a yes or no? Do you have the... It's a no, I think. You don't have the boobie? I think it's a no, yeah. No boobie freckle for you. Okay, Brie, you ready to have a look? I'm going to... Again, this is happening inside the shirt. That's what they look like from up here. I've got it.

You've got it. You've got it. I've got it. Congratulations. I've also got a black hair on my nipple. If you want to have a look and see if you've got it. On the inside of the left boob is where your freckle would be. Do you guys want to hear a story about me absolutely putting my foot in it?

Of course you do. Every day of the week. Yesterday, one of my guy mates sends me through a picture message of this drawing and it's of, have you seen those drawings where it's like a female but it's a cartoon and they're kind of wearing like a headdress of some sort? Like it's either like a wolf headdress or like something like that and they're going to get like tattoos.

Yes. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Is it a little bit Native American-ish? Kind of. And it's like a headdress. like something like that, and they're going to get tattoos. Yes. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Is it a little bit Native American-ish? Kind of. And it's like a headdress. It's kind of like a wolf headdress, but it's very cool.

Bree's saying wolf, by the way. It's just her accent. What do I say? You say wolf. Wolf, yeah. It's awkward. I think I have that picture in my lounge. Yeah.

Yeah. Very popular in the last couple of years. Anyway, he sends me through this drawing and it's of a female and she's wearing this amazing headdress and he's like, oh, what do you think of this? I'm going to get this tattooed. And I was like, oh, awesome. Female could be a bit hotter. That's what I said.

He texts back and goes, it's meant to be my mum. I deleted him. You deleted him as a friend? Yep. Wow. Did he draw it himself? No. No?

He didn't draw it. It doesn't matter. They used a photo of his mum as a reference. He goes, bit hard. Can't make it hotter because it's meant to be my mum. I know a guy who got a tattoo of his wife

and his baby on his body and it looks horrific. But I wasn't dumb enough to say that to his face. It's fine. It was over text. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Trash.

Oh, treasure. Little Antiques Roadshow game we like to play on the show where people can win fuel thanks to mobile. We give you an item. We let you hear what the experts have to say about that item and then you have to tell us whether it's worth under five grand or over five grand. Under is trash, over is treasure.

Exactly. Do you understand the rules, Roo? Yeah, let's do it. All right, Roo, here comes. I've just got to let you know, if you get less than two out of three correct, you will lose the game, and Kayla will win your mobile fuel for doing absolutely nothing. There's a lot on the line, mainly your pride.

Okay, here comes item number one. Right. All right, old Japanese naval binoculars. What do you reckon, Roo? Under five grand? Trash or over five grand treasure? Trash. Let's go trash. Trash.

Let's find out. Well done, Roo. Well done, mate. Good one. One to Rue. Well done, mate. Good one. One to Rue. Here comes item number two. Whoa. Solid statues tags. You know you're rich The common standard is a Victorian one is getting a lot more than one. Victorian. Statue stags.

You know you're rich if you're spending money on solid silver stags. You must have everything else, right? Yeah, you must go, what don't I have? What am I missing? What would really set this place off? I did want that China French bulldog. I could begin ending worlddog. I could, I could begin

ending world hunger or I could I'll get the stags, I think. Silver stags, treat yourself. Silver stags. Ru,

are we going trash or treasure for the silver stags? Let's go trash again. Trash again. Okay, let's find out.

Oh! Yes, honey, get out the stags. We want to impress. Get out the good china and the stags. That is an expensive set of stags. Okay, you're one from two, Roo. We need you to take this last one. You need it.

All right. Here you go. Listen nice and carefully. A continental porcelain cockatoo dating from around the era of 1890. Porcelain. It's porcelain. How is anything still intact that's made of porcelain from 1890? I want to describe it for you.

It looks life-size and it's sitting. It does look real and it's sitting on its own perch. Oh. Is it trash or is it treasure, Roo? Remember, this is for the fuel, Roo. You need to get this one right. For the fuel, let's go trash. Trash again. Lock it it in let's go to the audio I want the stags. We've got a couple of silver stags. You've got a couple of $15,000 stags on you?

Yeah. All right. I'll trade you for the fuel then. All right. No worries, mate. I mean, good deal because we don't have those stags. We don't. Really hard for us to get our hands on.

We definitely don't have the stags. Two silver stags. Well done, Rui. We've got some mobile fuel for you. Well done. Cheers, guys. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

If you missed it,ie has just tweeted Paula Bennett Asking for a fight A boxing fight Right like a charity fight For a charity You're not like You're not No I don't just want to

Fight her in the street Like Fight Club We could do it in the street Well we can We could do it in the street But it needs to be It needs to be a referee Anytime

Anyplace Paula Bennett Is it a fair fight She's from West Auckland She would take you. Yeah, she'd probably own me, to be honest. Love it or hate it, influencing is happening 24-7. You can't open Facebook, Instagram, actually that's about it,

without seeing someone pushing some kind of product. And not all of them are honest about it. They won't always put a hashtag sponsored in the bottom. The ones who are- I thought you had to now. This is interesting. In Australia, legally, yes, you do. Really?

In New Zealand, it's a grey area. Okay. You're encouraged to add sponsored, spawn, SP, like how brief are you going to get with it? Colab. There's lots of words you can add to it. People are pretty savvy though.

Do you appreciate it when someone actually is up front about what they're doing? Yeah, I think so. I like it when they're up front. And they just say, look, I am getting paid for this. And I think, you know what? Yeah, that's fine. I've been doing some reading into it and there are more types of influencers than you realise.

And you listening right now on the way home if you have an Instagram account you might be an influencer in one of these categories you might fit into

one of these categories because obviously we know there's the you know the fitspo fitspo influencers yeah this is a fitness influencer

yeah the fitness influencer yeah I'm not talking the category of product that you push I'm talking the type of account you might have. Now, listen to these.

Obviously, you've got regular influencer, someone with thousands of followers who does some product stuff on there, endorses some stuff, gives some stuff away, that sort of thing. What about a micro-influencer? Now, this might be more realistic. Micro-influencers are normal people

who have 10,000 followers or less. So if you have that- So you have to have less than 10,000. Apparently less. So if you have that... So you have to have less than 10,000. Apparently they're quite desirable as well because you've got fewer followers, but they're more engaged with what you do. I was going to say, you get higher engagement. Nano-influencers.

Nano-influencers have less than 1,000 followers. And that's a real thing. You can be an influencer with under 1,000 followers. Producer Ben, is that you? Producer Ben, are you a nano-influencer? Nah, not anymore. Are you a micro-influencer? I did do one.

Yeah, I've done one. I had like 500 followers at the time. It was for like MacPack. Do you do an influencer? They gave me like $1,000 worth of gear. Whoa! Whoa. And was it genuine?

Do you actually like MacPack? I love MacPack, yeah. He does love MacPack. He always talks about it. So if you're a nano-influencer, like we said, under 1,000, but you're generally expert in just one topic, you basically only talk about one thing on your Instagram. Like Producer Ben, he only talks about hiking on there.

So that's why he is a true nano-influencer. It's where I go. It's where I personally go to get all my tramping news and updates. Ben McDowell NZ. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kid Fluences. Know what a Kid Fluencer is? Yeah, kids that influence.

Mm-hmm. This one. Pretty straightforward. Yeah. All right, mate. Okay. Lucky you were here to tell me what that was. Well, all right.

Isn't, what, is it not weird that they exist though, that there's Kid Influences? Well, you know one of the biggest YouTubers on YouTube is a kid. A YouTuber on YouTube. Alright. Thank God you're here. I set myself up for a disaster there. Here's one you won't know about.

Captionfluencers. Caption. And I'm not making these up, by the way. And you'll know what they are when I explain them to you. There are people who do their influencing all in the caption area, and the picture isn't that important, but they'll do the real long captions, and sometimes it's motivational.

It's more like a blog via Instagram, and the photo's just there to get it out, and then there's like a page-long caption in there. Wait, are these the ones where, you know, someone will post like a picture with their top off, and then they'll be like, oh, God, I hate Mondays. No. You know those?

No. Where it's like they're just posting a bikini picture. No, that's just a thirst trap. Oh. It's not influencing. Is there thirst trap influences? Probably. Yeah, thirst trap influences are usually for like

fit shakes or those bikinis that just come all the way up over your hips, that sort of thing. Skinny T. Oh, don't talk about a skinny T. Yeah, that's crap. And don't promote a skinny T too, by the way. We're going to ask you the question this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. What were you influenced to buy?

Are you willing to say you've been influenced? Be honest with yourself. What recently have you been influenced to buy? And who influenced you? Yeah. Like what account is it that gets you going all the time? Like I really want a Dan Carter watch. Can't afford a Dan Carter watch.

Don't need a new watch. But just because Dan Carter's got that watch, I want that watch. You're going to go out on a limb and say you were influenced by Dan Carter. I was influenced by Dan Carter. No way. 0800 dial ZM or text 9696. We want to know what did you get influenced

to buy and who influenced you? Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We're just talking about influences and the different types

of influences there are now. I mean, 2019, who would have thought these days? It can be a full-time job. It can be a full-time job.

Who's your favourite influencer? We'll put you on the spot. Say, say me. Oh, Brie. My favourite is Clint. Oh, yay. Did not plan it.

I enjoy a bit of Art and Matilda. I love those guys. They're just such nice people. And you know what? In person, they are so lovely. Yeah, and just good down-to-earth, genuine humans. You want them to be dicks when you meet them. But they're not. You want to go

oh, you've got this perfect life on Instagram, I bet you're a real a-hole. They're so lovely and they're both so attractive. Damn those people who get everything. I'll buy Art Green protein powder in an instant. 0800DALZM, who influenced you? What did you buy? Hey James.

Hey, how you going? James, what was the item you got influenced to buy first? So it was my wife and it was a vacuum cleaner. What sort of vacuum cleaner? Well, it was a Dyson. Oh, Dyson is good. Wait, wait. Is your wife an influencer on Instagram or you just mean she influenced you at home?

So we needed a new vacuum cleaner because our old one was hit it. So I said, oh, should we go and get this vacuum cleaner from the warehouse? And she said, oh, no, we can't afford it. And then she watches this page on Instagram called With the Whitakers. Yeah. And they reviewed a Dyson. Yeah.

I came home from work. We have a Dyson sitting in the lounge. So you couldn't afford a $100 warehouse vacuum cleaner, but because your wife got influenced, you ended up with a $1,000 Dyson. That's how it works. He got influenced by someone else who'd been influenced. Hey, Rebecca.

Hey, how are you? Beck, what's the thing that someone influenced you to buy? Pretty much all Instamums, just like he was a vacuum cleaner, I guess. You got a vacuum cleaner as well? No, but she, Wethel Whittaker's is an Instamum. Oh, yeah. Right. Is she Kiwi?

Yeah, yeah, she is, yeah. Sounds like she's doing a good job influencing. Do you follow her? Yeah, I do. And what do you like about it? What about her account keeps you following? Well, it's just all the Instamums, I guess. I don't know, just seeing like the daily grind,

seeing what they get up to. And as well, when it comes to products, sometimes on the websites, they don't really showcase them that well, when it comes to products, sometimes on the websites, they don't really showcase them that well. So to see them, like, I guess, in action or how you can style things. Maybe I should do some mum Instagramming. You'd need a baby first. I'm about to have one.

Rebecca, could I be a dad influencer? Do you want to see some real raw dad content where I'm like, hey, guys, got baby shit on myself again. It's definitely a market. Yeah? Yeah, definitely. It's hardly any.

Okay. Sweet. Cool. Last one, Stacey. Hey, Stacey. Hi there.

Stacey, what product did someone influence you to buy? Well, it's not really a product but do you guys want to hear it?

Yeah. You guys influenced me to become a DJ. Oh! No way, Stacey. Hang on, radio DJ or club DJ? Because we are both. I'm both two.

Are you serious? Yes, I'm not joking. I need to know, what's your DJ name? It's DJ Lowkey. DJ Lowkey. Don't mind it. Okay. Well, my music isn't lowkey, though.

It's kind of like, you know, like you guys want upbeat. Do you have an Instagram account? Yes, I do. What is it? Give it a plug. It's Virgo XX Areas. There you go. Do you want to DJ us out of this? Do you want to wrap this thing up? Maybe you guys

should. Yeah, we'll do it. We're not paying you. She's not doing everything for free, man. Well, you can do it for product. We'll send you a free song. Okay, thanks, Stacey. I love the... On the text machine, I'm just going to read out this one. Clint Roberts made me buy one of those fancy Yale locks for my house.

It's so worth it. I love my Yale lock. There you go. And that was hashtag sponsored, that comment. You're getting paid for those. I am. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, this is where we take your birthdays. We figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we all reminisce and play the best one. Welcome to the show, Chop.

Hello, Chop. How are you? What's happening? What's your birthday? 6th of September, 1990. Okay, Chop, you were 16 in 2006 on the 6th of September. And back on that day, this topped the charts. Sandy Tom.

I wish I was a punk rocker. This is a real polarising song. Some people love this song. Some people hate it. I love it. Get it, Sandy Tom. Chop, what's your feelings towards I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker?

Not much will offend me, honestly. I was hoping it would be Timberlake or something like that. Oh, yeah. Timberlake would have been good. You are of the era. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle.

Hello. What's your birthday, Michelle? The 12th of October, 1994. Okay, you were 16 in 2010 on the 12th of October. And, Michelle, this is your birthday banger. Brooke Fraser, New Zealand's original lord. Something in the water. Do you like it?

No, I like the first one. God, everyone likes everyone else's song. God, we can't please anyone today, Michelle. Let's go back to Chop. Chop, do you like Michelle's one? Do you like Brooke Fraser? No, not really, no. Not a good run.

Right, Jessie's here. Hi, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. How are you going? Good, thanks. What's your birthday, Jessie? August 20th, 1990. Okay, you were 16 in 2006 on the 20th of August,

and on that day, this topped the charts. How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge, wanna go down like... Fergie, her debut solo single, London Bridge. Original Fergie just does things to you, you know? How do you feel about that, Jesse? Yeah, probably not my pick. No one likes their birthday banger.

But she's Fergalicious. Not enough, I think. Not enough. Okay, well, then it's up to you and me, Bree. We got Sandy Tom, Original Fergie or Brock Fraser. Oh, if I've got to go with my waters, I've got to go with the Fergie Ferg. You've got to go Fergie Ferg? What do you think?

We haven't played that one before. We have played Sandy Tom, the birthday banger. So yeah, let's do it. Even though he doesn't want to hear it, let's play Jesse's birthday banger. It's all good, Jesse. Here you go, Jesse. It's all good. Oh, you're into it now. Are you ready. Here you go, Jessie. That's all good. Oh, you're into it now.

Are you ready for this? Yeah, no, that's all right. Yeah, I'm good. Bree and Kled. This is your birthday banger. ZM. Perky. Uphead.

Polo. Perky Fur, what's up, baby? Come on. When I come to the club, step aside. Pop the seats, don't behead me in the line VIP, cause you know I got a shot I'm Fergie Ferg, and we love you long time All my girls get down on the floor

Back to back, drop it down real loud I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a Cause you know what, I'll give up, so here we go How come every time you come around my London London Bridge, wanna go down like London, London, London Wanna go down like Here we go. We'll be right back. I'm going to spray it for me. My lips make you want to have a taste. You got that? I got the bass. How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge,

want to go down like, London, London, London, want to go down like, London, London, London, be going down like, How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge, want to go down like, London, London, London,

want to go down like, London, London, London bridge Wanna go down like Wanna go down like Be going down like Feel like a bullet, tell you where to go right Go get like a long time, I'll dress up for the ride Feel like a bullet, tell you where to go right Go get like a long time, I'll dress up for the ride Another ATL Challenge Level Fergie and Paula

When I come to the club, step aside Pop the seats, don't behead me in the line VIP, cause you know I got a shot Fergie Ferg and me love you long time Outro Music How come every time you come around my London, London bridge Wanna go down like London, London, London Wanna go down like London, London, London Be going down like How come every time you come around my London, London bridge Wanna go down like London, London, London Wanna go down like London, London, London

Be going down like ZM, Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger. Fergie's London Bridge. Wasn't she just the biggest thing in the world for a little bit? Oh, Big Girls Don't Cry. Fergalicious. Yeah. What year is that one from? 2006?

Was it 2006? 2005. Three, two, one. No, 2006. Oh, this is a bop. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Time to give away some money.

Brie and Clint. Neutralizer with Men in Black International. Suit up. This movie looks so good. The new Men in Black movie comes out on the 13th. That's this Thursday. It stars Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson, Liam Neeson from Taken is in it. Also Emma Thompson.

New agents, new gadgets, new aliens, new villains, and new locations for Men in Black International. I'm keen as for this film. It looks awesome. And to celebrate the release, we have $500 cash up for grabs every single day this week with a game. Did we give it a name? The Neutralizer.

The Neutralizer. Pretty much, we're going to give you a list of things and then you're just going to have to recite as many of those things in the list that you can remember. Like that gadget on Men in Black that wipes your memory when you've seen an alien. That's what we're doing to you. Except hopefully you'll remember some things.

Joanne, you're going to go first, okay? No pressure. You're the first person to play this game. Are you feeling confident? Sure. Excellent. Alright, Joanne. So we're going to give you the list. They're going to recite a bunch of things and then you'll have 15 to 20 seconds to say

as many of those on the list as you can, okay? Okay. As soon as the list stops, I want you to start saying all the ones that you can remember. The category today is Pop Stars. Good luck. Here you go. Eminem, Nicki Minaj, Madonna, Katy Perry,

Adele, Lady Gaga, Jay-Z, Maroon 5, Usher, Ed Sheeran. Okay, what do you got? Go, Joanne. Ed Sheeran, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Madonna, Ed Sheeran. Just keep shouting them out. I can't remember any more of them.

Oh, no. All right, that's okay. That's okay. That's time up. How many did you get that Joanne got, Brie? I got that she got Madonna, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Ed Sheeran. We're just going to double check that with producer Ellie. We're thinking four for Joanne

yeah four for Joanne excellent hey not bad Joanne you could have oh you could have it there we'll just wait and see Tam's got to play too hey Tam

hi guys alright Tam four is the number to beat and you've got a different list but the category is still pop stars same rules as soon as it stops listing

you start yelling out as many as you can remember. Good luck. Here we go. Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Drake, Bruno Mars, Pink, Kanye West, Queen, Taylor Swift, Flo Rida, Adele. Go for it. Flo Rida, Adele,

Queen, Pink, Justin Bieber, Rihanna. That's it. She's got it. Are you going to stop there? Mic drop? No more? She's got it. She doesn to stop there? Mic drop? No more? She's got it She doesn't need any more Well done $500 coming your way

Tam In your bank account God you're beautiful Thank you Thank you Oh I like you Hey Nice work

I like you even more Good Sweet Alright good great Excellent $500 cash up for grabs, same time, aren't the birthday banger, all this week, thanks to the new Men in Black movie,

Men in Black International. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. I want to tell you a story about an Uber ride I took on the weekend, and at the end, I want you to tell me how many stars you would have given the driver. Oh, I like this. You give me the scenario.

Yeah, and you can do this too in the car and then afterwards I'll tell you how many stars I did give him and we'll see if it's fair or not. So I want to be really balanced with this story because there were good parts and bad parts to the Uber ride. I'm not just going to tell you the things he did wrong. Okay. So

I order my Uber, pulls up outside the house, totally fine. Prius, surprise, surprise. Whoa, they never were Prius. I hop in the car and straight away he heads off in the wrong direction. Like the map says to go left and he goes right. Was it an easy mistake? He was already facing that direction.

Right. And you know sometimes it takes time for the maps to calibrate. That was fine. My phone was a bit low on battery and I said to him, oh, do you mind if I plug, so I brought my cord with me, I said, do you mind if I plug my Samsung adapter in to your Siggy lighter? And he goes, don't worry, I also have a Samsung, took his charger out of his phone and gave me that one.

Oh. So, nice, right? He's literally giving you the shirt off his back. Whilst he was doing that, he missed the turn off again and went another block in the wrong direction to the point that we actually came back past my house after I'd been in there for about three minutes. Technically, though, you did distract him.

Technically, I did distract him. Then I did that thing. We had a little bit of small talk and then I just wanted to have some alone time on my phone, which you do. Distract him. Technically, I did distract him. Then I did that thing. We had a little bit of small talk. And then I just wanted to have some alone time on my phone, which you do. So I just looked down at my phone and I was like, he's got the map.

Just trust the driver. Just get me to where I'm going. He'll get me to where I'm going. I'm not paying you to talk. I'm paying you to drive. 100%. Next thing I look up and we are getting on the on-ramp onto the motorway in the wrong direction. So I wanted to go to the city. He was taking me out. Okay, well now this is a trend, isn't it? look up and we are getting on the on-ramp onto the motorway in the wrong direction.

So I wanted to go to the city. He was taking me out. Okay, well now this is a trend, isn't it? And once you do that, this is the thing about Auckland too, and not to mansplain how cities work to you small town folk, but once you get on the on-ramp in the wrong way, you've got to keep going until the next off-ramp and do a big U-turn. It would have cost me a lot of money. So I said to him, buddy, buddy, buddy, what are you doing?

We're going to the city. He's like, oh, I'm really sorry. He did a U-turn on the on-ramp and headed back in the opposite direction. What time of the night? Into oncoming traffic. It was 10 o'clock at night. So it was quiet. Like if it was 3 in the morning, I'd be like, oh, there's no one around.

Actually, no, I'm not going to say to do that. That is a bad idea. Cars did start coming towards us. Oh, God. And he froze up and he stopped. And I said to him, bro, you just honestly, you've done it now. You just have to go. Just please drive.

You just need to go maybe 20 metres and we'll be back in the right direction. Just go. And so he gunned it and he went. And so then we're back on the motorway. And from there, for the rest of the motorway part of the journey, nice and smooth. Everything was fine.

Everything was fine. He did go about 11 kilometres under the speed limit the whole way. But safety first. I mean, he did go into oncoming traffic, but safety first. And I don't know if go into oncoming traffic, but safety first. And I don't know if he was just shook from what happened on the on-ramp or not, but a bit annoying

because I was in a little bit of a hurry and also I'm like, come on man, just do the speed limit. Just do the speed limit. Maybe his press was out of charge. Maybe he forgot to juice up. Maybe your phone was taking the charge. Maybe that's what it was. Okay. Is that it? No. Oh, there's more?

So we get off at the city. We get off the off ramp at the city, off the motorway. And it's three lanes. And he's in the outside lane. There's a car in the middle lane. He thinks he's driving straight. Right. But my side of the car is coming dangerously close to the car in the other lane.

And I'm like, he'll see it. He'll definitely see it. He'll see it. No crap. The wing mirrors looked like they were about to touch between these cars. And I said to him, bro, what are you doing? And he swerved back into his lane and he goes, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. And then we pulled up at the bar and I got out.

And as I got out, he turned to me and he goes, five stars. You give me five stars, I'll give you five stars. He showed me, did that thing where he showed me him giving me five stars. I was like, oh, Christ. He's not getting five stars. With all that, how many stars would you have given him? Right. So I've got all the information.

I just need to ask one question and I can make my decision. Yeah. What do you need to know? Did your Uber driver have the air con on? No, he didn't. One star. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

ZM's Bree and Clint. G'day, everybody. Bree and Clint. Hey, for the last couple of days, we've been getting exclusive weather reports out of sunny Queensland. That's right. This is a big deal for us. We've got our own weather girl on the scene down there.

Nobody asked for them. Nobody wants them. But we're still bringing them to you here on ZM. It's your mum. Yeah. The weather in country Queensland. I mean, not a huge use to anybody. It's a niche group.

In any part of New Zealand. But she has dropped us a weather update for today as well. Has she? Yeah. She's now sending them direct sending them direct so they're bypassing I haven't even heard of this would you like to hear today's weather I'd love to hear it this is a weather update they're not really forecast she kind of just tells us what's already happening like she can't predict the weather uh but this is the weather update from country Queensland today by way of Mama Di. Hi, guys. Mama Di reporting in with the weather report this morning.

Just checking the dog bowl. No, not frozen over this morning. It's around six degrees and we're expected with a high of probably about 13. But there is a wind warning out. So my suggestion for that is, Brianna, stay off the dairy, and Clint, stand down wind. This is Mother Di signing off. Back to you in the studio. Our weather girl is now doing fart gear in her updates. She's actually not bad.

At what? We should get her over Yeah And we should whack her onto the TVNZ morning crew See how she goes as the weather girl Replace Dan Corbett in there Yeah That'd be fun

Dan can show her the ropes Can I just say though She hasn't got the wind direction correct If someone is letting go One from the back door You stand upwind You don't stand downwind Then it's going to blow straight up your nostrils

She's obviously got confused But that is an exclusive weather update Still coming in daily From our beautifully Like quite vivacious Okay that's enough And really informed weather girl Mama Di

Thank you very much This is pretty scary actually The story I'm about to tell you. Yeah. It's actually probably one of my worst nightmares. Yeah. It's bad. Uh-huh. It's real bad.

Okay. Picture this. You're in a car park. You've parked in an underground car park. You've come back to your car. You hop in. You go to let yourself out of the car park. And you get stuck in a traffic jam in an undercover car park for six hours.

Six hours? You're in your car for six hours in an underground car park and you can't get out. Right. What's happened? Is it like, because I always think about an earthquake when I'm in an underground car park and I go, am I in the safest place or the worst place? Probably the worst. Yeah, this is what actually happened in Sydney over the weekend.

So there's this festival called Vivid. It's called the Vivid Light Festival. And it's awesome. I've actually been to it. It's epic. It's where they use light to paint buildings, right? Yeah, and they put different light shows, and it's amazing. Real big family events.

What was the controversial one last year where they put an advertisement on the Sydney Opera House? No, that was something different. Was it? Yeah, where they wanted to do advertising on the Sydney Opera House. Right. This car park that I'm talking about was actually underneath the Opera House. Okay. So this is where people have parked.

Is there a car park underneath there? Yeah. Well, where do you think they park when they go see shows there? I don't know. Oh, no, not my problem. Get a train. I don't know. Get an Uber.

Lime scooter to the opera house. Back in the day when they built the opera house. Get an Uber. We don't know when I'm building a car park. Idiots. I don't know. I thought it was floating. I don't know how you'd park underneath that.

On water? Yeah, well, it's out there in the harbour. Yeah, it kind of is. I thought it was on a thing. Don't worry about it. Anyway, these people have parked there for the Vivid Festival. Well, some people have. Some people have just parked there to park there.

Yeah. And apparently they actually locked people in the car park and just wouldn't let people out. Why? Because they're trying to, I guess, organise the traffic, the amount of traffic that's around. Because there's like two million people that come into the city for this event. Yeah.

So they shut down all the car parks so that it kind of gets rid of the traffic. Right. Once you're already in the car parks. Once you're already in there. A little bit of forward planning, Sydney City Council or whoever you are. There was people calling the police. I would too. I'd get so pissed.

How angry would you get? Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Would you just leave it there? If I did, I wouldn't so pissed How angry would you be? Let me out Let me out Let me out Would you just leave it there? If I did I wouldn't want to pay for the parking That's the other thing too

Because you go back to your car You go down the lift And you pay for the ticket On the way down Can you imagine how much it would be? And then you get back in your car By the time you get up there Your ticket's expired

God what a catastrophe You can never buy a house Because you're paying off your parking From the Sydney Opera House What an absolute nightmare What have we learned from this? What a What a cartastrophe Oh right You can never buy a house because you're paying off your parking from the Sydney Opera House. What an absolute nightmare. What have we learned from this? What a cartastrophe.

Oh, right. This is Avicii, Bree and Clint. ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This happens every year. Usually the Oxford Dictionary release a list of the new words that they've added. But who's buying a dictionary these days?

So dictionary.com have taken it over. And now they're saying what words are being added. I've got this year's new words. Yep, I'm keen for it. They've added 300 new words. How is there 300 new words? Because it's a fast-paced new society. Everyone's inventing new words all the time.

Yeah, all the teenagers are up with the new lingo. Some of them have been words for ages, but they're just getting a definition and just getting officially added. Like one of them they've added is dad joke. That's officially now in the dictionary. So it's a phrase. Terms. Terms.

Terms, yeah. Dad joke defined as a generally unfunny and corny joke made by a middle-aged man to his children. It's so weird because I've got it open here and there's a picture of you next to it no go screw yourself excuse me and can i say in defense of dads that was very aggressive from you now that you're a dad you can't be i'm not a dad yet and not all my jokes are dad jokes but you know what a good dad good dad joke there's an art form in that you know a good dad joke is good all right well no need to yell sorry i get a bit worked out um do you want to know some more words in the dictionary i do um death clean do you want a form in that. You know, a good dad joke is good. Alright, well no need to yell. Sorry, I get a bit worked up. Do you

want to know some more words in the dictionary? Yes, I do. Death clean. Do you know what a death clean is? No. This one's quite morbid. The process of cleaning and decluttering your house so that when you die, your family members don't have to do it for you. Out of the 300 new words, that's the one that you've picked. Okay, what

about dumpster fire? Yeah, well that's pretty self-explanatory. No, it's not. A dumpster fire is a situation, thing, or person that is disastrously out of control. So, like, if I found you late on Saturday night... You'd be like, oh, dumpster fire. Jesus, there is a dumpster fire at Sal's Pizza.

I've never heard that. Well, it's a new word. Dictionary.com has added dumpster fire. What about JOMO? JOMO? What does that mean? The opposite of FOMO. J-O-M-O.

Joy of missing out. Love it. So people who love missing things and cancelling on plans. About time. You've got JOMO. As you sit at home watching RuPaul's Drag Race, seeing all your friends out in town who are full dumpster fires, you have JOMO. Quite good, eh? No, I don't mind that um shit posting what's shit posting so shit i thought that was when you just

do bad instagrams and stuff yeah but it's not um shit posting what where you post pictures of your poo no no it's not that either uh it's a form of trolling where someone takes a topic off topic so someone might have a thread up and they'll go, what are the best workout tights to buy? And you just go and you ruin the conversation and you get everybody else talking about something else. That's SHIT posting. And then the rest of them are just normal ones like brain fart has been added.

How is that not already in there? I don't know either, but it's just been added. Womp womp. Womp womp. That's exactly what it is either, but it's just been added. Womp womp. Womp womp. That's exactly what it is. And thirst trap has just been added too. Oh, I've been getting stuck in thirst traps for years. Remember last week I saw your thirst trap that you had taken too.

Yeah, that was a dumpster fire. When you... ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchbourne and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Hit music, live the air. ZM.