ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 11th 2019

Episode Date: June 11, 2019

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Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. Secret podcast family chat that doesn't go to the radio because I haven't had the chat with my wife yet Yes And she doesn't listen to our podcast so I know it's a safe space. We had our hopefully last scan for the baby today And we're not finding out what we're getting But I think And it's a baby though, it's a human baby It's either a baby or a goat Oh, baby goats are cute, I hope it's a baby though. It's a human baby. It's either a baby or a goat. Oh, baby goats are cute.

I hope it's a baby goat. But unless my wife's been cheating on me with that billy goat again, I don't think it'll be a goat. He's so hot and he's so good at climbing mountains. He's got such a good goatee. He's a bad boy. You missed my joke. No, I supported you.

We did each other's. Goatee was good too. But I thought mine was good too But I thought mine was good too No yours was good too Yeah Okay Anyway what happened So

I think the radiographer Might have accidentally Revealed the gender of the baby But I don't know That's devastating If it's true She's great We love her

She's been really helpful Through the process And sort of talking us through What's involved And that sort of thing And it would have been an accident Last time we had the 3d one she said look if you don't want to know i might just quickly say close your eyes and you have to close your eyes because it's i won't be able to change screens fast enough which is great and a lot of people don't want to know

and we're looking forward to the surprise it's not a huge deal if we find out but we're trying is that it's healthy she used a pronoun today oh no so tell me what she said so she said okay I'm picturing you're there because I don't want to

I don't want to say what it is in case it's just me because I don't know if Lucy heard it but then low key Lucy she's very perceptive

she would have heard it so I'll just can you tell me off air or you don't want us to know no no no I'll just use both I'll use both and then off air I'll tell you and want us to know? No, no, no. I'll just use both. I'll use both. And then off air, I'll tell you.

And she goes, oh, my God. Oh, no, she didn't say, oh, my God. She's a radiographer. She goes, yes. And so there you can see the spine. And there's her head. And if you look down there, there's the feet. Or there's his head.

Yeah. Or there's his head. There's his head. So that's, it was very quick. Oh, no. But my ears pricked up. Do you think? But.

Because she would know, right? Because she'd know what she was looking for so she would know. just remember, she would be looking at so many of these

all the time. So it could have just been, you know what I mean? Like it could have just been a slip of the tongue because she would have, you know, spoken like that.

Maybe it was about someone else's baby. it wasn't your baby she definitely told you so now that i know should i use this to my advantage so if i do know should i start like a betting ring with family members and stuff and i've got insider knowledge and i start ben's nodding ben thinks good idea of course producer ben's nodding He's evil What about you guys? You guys want to put a bet On what my baby is? We've already got a bet going Do you? Yeah

Hey well give me a Freaking slice My baby Why would you be part of it? You don't get nothing You get the baby Wait there's three This is for us

This is for us Single non-producing baby people There's three of you though What's the third option? Goat Here's the third option? Goat. Here's the podcast, everybody.

ZM. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. Woo! G'day, everybody. How you doing? Brie and Clint.

Hey, guys. Sorry, having a few technical issues. Yeah, just a few technical, just a couple of technical difficulties. Hold on, wait. No, I'm on here. Yeah, good. Are you on?

You test yours. Testing, test. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, we're good. Goldberg run a tight ship here at the Bree and Clint show, don't we? Highly polished, highly efficient radio. That's what you get at the Bree and Clint show. Plus today you could get $500 cash.

The Men in Black International Neutraliser is back. If you've got a good memory, stay listening just after Birthday Banger about 5.30. If you have the best memory, $500 cash. A guaranteed $500 every day this week someone could win. Plus, if you've missed it, Brie has called out the former Deputy Prime Minister of New Zealand for a fight. I thought it's about time. And in the light of Justin Bieber calling out Tom Cruise, it's something that's always been on my bucket list.

I think Paula Bennett, what a matchup for me. Let's do it in the octagon. You, me, Paula Bennett. It'll be great. Hang on. You, me and Paula Bennett. I'm not joining in. You'll referee it.

I thought you were going to say me and you versus Paula Bennett. That's unfair. Well, you and Paula Bennett versus me. We'll referee it. I thought you were going to say me and you versus Paula Bennett. That's unfair. Well, you and Paula Bennett versus me. We'll tag team. Right. Okay. Has she responded? Has she seen the fight call and has she responded?

You can find out this afternoon. But next, I want to talk about the phenomenon of push presence. If you know what that is, then you know. If you don't, well. If you know, you know. If you don't, well, you don't. That's what you just said. Love it, mate.

Have you given a push present? Have you received a push present? Are they a real thing? We're going to talk about it next. Is Ariana Grande in Break Up With Your Girlfriend? If you know, you know. Yeah, all right. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Let's talk about the royal family for a second, namely Meghan Markle, who I know you hate, Brie. Clint, the podcast. ZM. Let's talk about the royal family for a second, namely Meghan Markle, who I know you hate, Brie. I do not. She hates Meghan Markle. I don't hate Meghan Markle. She's the hottest one. Oh, you hate the baby.

That's right. You hate the royal baby. I don't hate the baby. Anyway, good to know the royal family. It's not about the baby, though, okay? Calm down. Okay, good. So I hate that baby.

As Brie calls it, that effing baby. No, I don't. She does. She does. I do not. On the weekend, the Queen had her birthday. When is the Queen's birthday, by the way? She's got multiple birthdays.

Because it was this weekend in Australia. It was last weekend in New Zealand. Because Australia got a public holiday. Where's our public holiday for the Queen's birthday? It was last weekend when we got back from LA. Remember that long weekend that we had? Yeah, but that doesn't count because we were all jet lagged and stuff. Meghan Markle has made her first outing since she's had that baby that you hate so much.

She appeared for the Queen's birthday. She rode in a courage with Prince Harry. And on her finger, she is sporting what they're calling a push present. It's a ring. So she's got her engagement ring. And then she's got her wedding ring. And now she has a third ring on her finger that they're saying Harry gave it to her as a push present.

Now, if you don't know what a push present is, it's a gift you get after you push a baby out. They reckon it's such an old school thing. Old school? I thought it was new school. I thought it's a very recent addition that they go, hey, proud of you. You did that thing that I can't imagine doing,

so here's a gift. No, I think it's an old school thing that's come back into fashion. Ah, okay. So she got a ring, and I don't imagine it was a cheap one. No. It probably belonged to like Queen Elizabeth I or something. I don't know. Like, yeah, a family heirloom.

My baby is four weeks away. And I need to know. Time to buy your wife, Lucy, a push present. Do I need to buy one? That's what I want to know this afternoon. How common are they? How legit are they? It's not that I don't want to buy her a present.

I want to know, is she expecting one? Right. Like, is there a preconceived notion that I'm going to buy her a present. I want to know, is she expecting one? Right. Like, is there a preconceived notion that I'm going to get her one and do I have to have it ready in the birthing room? Like, does it go,

wah, here's the baby and I go, here's the present. So you've made a big mistake because you recently bought your wife that Gucci wallet from LA and,

which Clint doesn't like to talk about. I didn't tell you about the Gucci wallet Because of this very reason Because I knew you'd bring it up in situations like this Alright You're so silly though Why would you buy your wife a very expensive Probably around $1000 Gucci wallet

No, no, excuse me, no No Right before she's about to have a baby But very good point You keep it and then you give it to her. Can I retrofit that present and say, that was your push present, now go and do some good pushing. No, you can't do that.

You're too late. I don't know. I've never done this baby thing before. If you had given it to her and at the time said, this is your push present, then that's okay. But now you've lost your window. No one wants the present before they push them. You're going to have to buy another Gucci wallet.

I don't know. Shut up. Stop saying the Gucci. Stop saying the G word, all right? Gucci. 0800 dial ZM. I just want to know, what's the deal? Does everybody get one now?

And what sort of type of present are we talking? Like ballpark figure? What do you want? Okay, there you go. What would you want? Okay, there you go. What would you want? If you had to push a watermelon out of down there, what do you deserve?

What sort of gift do you deserve? I think I'd really like a Gucci wallet. Alright. Oh wait, I'll set it. Please help.

The phones are lighting up. Yeah. They all want the Gucci wallet. Shut up about the... What's the deal with a push present? How does it work? Do you expect one? What do you generally get as a push present?

So you've pushed out the baby. Yep. What is the deal? That's the sound of it coming out. Can I just say, as a single female white girl who's not on the horizon of any engagements or babies or anything, what is the deal when you get engaged, there's a bloody present for that and then you get a present for the wedding and then you get a present for your baby shower

and then a push present and there's a present for this. Why so many presents? Well, this is what I'm trying to figure out. What's the deal? It's too many. Is this a necessary one or a made up one? Okay. Because like I said, I'm happy to figure out. What's the deal? It's too many. Is this a necessary one or a made-up one? Okay? Because like I said, I'm happy to buy it if that's the deal.

Like if that's what we need to get, I'll go and get a push present. But I need to know, and I need to know what the level of expectation is. Lucy did like those Gucci shoes. Shut up about Gucci. Casey, hi. Welcome to the show. Hi. Sorry for the push present. I think you should do it just to beat all odds,

just so there's no disappointment there. But I personally didn't get one, and I was a little disappointed because it's a lot of hard work. But, Casey, don't you think there's too many presents to buy these days? Wouldn't you rather spend it on the baby? Yeah, that is true. But, I mean, like,

a little gesture can't hurt. It's a huge thing for any woman. Absolutely. It can be the thought that counts. It doesn't have to be

a massive diamond ring. What would you have liked, Casey? What would have been a good, what do you think would be fair recompense for you having pushed the baby out of your body?

Probably, even just some flowers. Oh, okay. Something really nice. Something thoughtful. Yeah, I agree. That's fine.

Flowers, that's very, very doable. We can do that. A lot cheaper than a Gucci wallet. Tasha. Hi, Tasha. Hi, Tasha. Tasha. Tasha.

Tasha, are you there? Tasha. Oh, no. We'll come back to Tasha. No. Oh, there she is. Tasha. Oh, no. We'll come back to Tasha. Oh, there she is. Tasha, are you there? Hi. Hi.

Yes, I'm here. Right. I would say definitely go for it because it's part of the reason I got divorced a year after having a baby. Yay! Is it really, though, Tasha? One of many reasons. Would you?

Definitely, I'd say go for it. Would you have got divorced If your partner Had got you a Gucci wallet As a push present Maybe if they were Gucci shoes Oh there you go Clint Hypothetically

You get the matching set This is a hypothetical Gucci wallet Alright Tasha okay Okay no worries And again So your Gucci shoes

That's totally fine How about a man's opinion Are we interested in a man's opinion When it comes to a push present? Hi, Elliot. How you going, mate? Good, mate. Have you been in this situation before?

Has your partner had a child? Yeah, so I'm two down the hole now, and I sort of didn't know it was a thing for the first one, so I had to sort of retro go back and buy one for it. Oh, yeah. And then so I was trying to be pre-prepared for the second one yeah um so I asked her what she wanted and she gave me all these ideas and stuff and then um I sort of mugged it up and it's been held against me ever since so

100% push present yes you gotta do it man Elliot learned his lesson and if if it was you how much money would you be spending? I was going for the jewellery thing. So, like, I was making it about, like, the day and stuff for the kids and something for her to remember the sort of experience by. To remember the experience. I'm kind of weird now at the moment. No, no, I hear what you're saying. Good advice.

Okay. Good advice from Elliot. There's also some really good advice coming through on the text machine about whether or not Clint should get his wife Lucy a push present. And someone texted through and they said, to be honest, I think Lucy is way too chill to expect a push present. I follow her on Instagram, so obviously we are BFFs and I know her really well.

Yeah. Really, I think she's probably too chill for the Gucci wallet that you bought her as well, Clint, from LA. So I'll take that off her her really well. Yeah. Really, I think she's probably too chill for the Gucci wallet that you bought her as well, Clint, from LA, so I'll take that off her hands as well. Also, does the Gucci wallet come with Clint's Koru membership? Okay, I'm never telling you any secret ever again. Thank you. Thank you very much.

I love that person that takes that through. Thank you. Very good. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Time for some spy, shall we? Toodle-toodle. Spy.co.nz. Brie and Clint The podcast ZM Time for some spy Shall we? Turuturu Spy.co.nz

Normally brought to you By a very well tanned man With perfectly white teeth Dean McCarthy He can't be here today So we've got Ellie Hi Ellie Hello the complete opposite

I'm not tanned And I'm not hot But hey We'll go with it Well that's not true Thanks babes I would I was fishing

Oh thanks Yeah I see the whole life. Your turn, Clint. Ellie, I love your Toy Story t-shirt. Thanks, bro. That was awkward, wasn't it? Ellie's got some spy news for us today.

What's going on? I've actually brought some sports spy, which I think Clint might really enjoy. Yeah. Dan Carter has put an Instagram up. You've probably seen this already, actually. Yeah, he's getting a movie. Yes, he's excited to share with you guys about a project I've been working on for the past 12 months.

He's bringing a film out, which is going to be a deep insight into his personal life, his career, and particularly his challenging road to the 2015 World Cup. So it's like a biopic. Yeah. That's cool. Like the Elton John movie. Who would play Dan Carter in a Dan Carter movie?

It's hard. You've got to be really hot. I've got it. Who? KJ Apa. He's ginger at the moment. They can dye his hair. You know he's not a natural ginger.

That's a good point. What about the fact he doesn't look anything like Dan Carter? They kind of look similar. No, they're just both hot. That's what you've gone for. Yeah. Yeah, KJ Apa could do it. I think Dan Carter would be happy with that picture.

Dan Carter should play himself. I think it's time. Like the play himself. I think it's time. Like the Kardashians, I think it's time he transitioned into acting. The rugby thing's almost finished. It's in his last year. Have you seen the Kardashians act? It's not time. Yeah, but you've got to, yeah.

It's not. Who better to play a rugby player than a rugby player, though? Hey, that's true. I'd love to see it. It'd take really good acting skills to give that boring a speech after each game. That's some acting to be able to do that. Go to the Naturals. It's obviously a game of two halves.

I mean, full credit to the boys on the other team. And we'll come back better and stronger next week. Yeah. Cheers. Thanks, Sumo. Nailed it. Well, that's coming out in August. And the official title and trailer are to come.

So it's obviously very early on, but he's bringing one out. And I've also got some DJ Khaled news as well. I saw this. Yeah. Who's he suing? He is suing the Billboard chart because he brought out his new album, and it got beaten by Tyler, the creator, by 30,000 sales. Now, he's suing Billboard because he thinks it's unfair

because they disqualified 100,000 of his sales because they were sold as part of a bundle with an energy drink. So it's like technically not sales. But yeah, he wants to sue them and he's like packing a tanty and stuff. DJ Khaled, you're doing all right. I think you'll be fine. You're yelling plenty of names on a lot of people's tracks. It's fine.

People try tricky ways to get to number one. I mean, that guy has made a massive career out of yelling his own name. He has, eh? Yeah. I mean, he's producing it. We don't know that he produces. Well, we actually don't know. Have you ever been in the studio with him?

Nah, maybe it's just the name drop. I haven't. No. Is he still on Snapchat? Is he still banging Snapchat? I actually don't know because I'm not on Snapchat. Is anyone? I think DJ Khaled is.

Alright, that's Spy. Thanks, Ellie. It's brought to you by Samsung and the Galaxy S10, the next generation Galaxy, has arrived. Next on the show, oh good,

I love it when we get a chance to do this, we have some aviation-based news coming up. As New Zealand's leading maritime and aviation-based news show, we would be remiss of us

not to cover the big topics. So we'll do that next. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Brie and Clint, the leading show in New Zealand for both maritime and aviation-based news. And that's a fact. It is a fact.

It's a fact. It's on the billboards. It's on the billboards in the press release. Well, if we had billboards. Oh, yeah, can we get some billboards? It'll be on the billboards. And can we put that on there, please? Brie and Clint, 3-7 ZM, If we had billboards. Oh yeah, can we get some billboards? And can we put that on there please?

Bree and Clint, 3-7 ZM the leading show for maritime and aviation based news. And I'll prove it with two pieces of aviation news today. Have you replaced my plane sound effect with the sound of you doing a plane noise? No, I believe that was the original sound effect of the aircraft, the Boeing 757. Really? Okay, this shit again.

This happened with the ship horn and I was made to feel like I was going crazy. Mate, not this again because I don't know what you're talking about. The producers, they don't hear anything different. Look, they don't. That is a large aircraft. It really takes the gusto out of what I had to say. The whole thing sounds like a joke now. People will be like, oh, that was a joke.

I guess the news is a joke too. We take aviation news very seriously here at the Pringling Jodes. Why we've got that sound effect. If I click this button, is it going to be the right one? Yes, it's been the same one. I don't understand what the problem is. That is the original sound effect that's back. That's the same one. I don't understand what the problem is. That is the original sound effect that's back. That's the original one.

Are you all right? Am I all right? Am I all right? Cool. Cool. It's all about me being crazy again. I'm not going to tell you. I had a great story about vaping on a plane.

I had a great story about a lady who tried to go out of the emergency door. I had real aviation news. 9696, if you can't hear a difference, please text through and let Clint know that he's obviously hearing things. Obviously. Look, there's two versions. I found them. There's two versions of the thing. There's two versions.

Look, one sounds like this. I see. I believe that is the original. And what sounds like this? Screw it. It's over. It's done. Give Jono, Ben and Sharon the aviation crown.

They'll probably take it more seriously than us. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. There's an article out today that is talking about how the world might finally be embracing the New Zealand tradition of going barefoot. Oh, about bloody time. About time. You do see people every now and then in New Zealand just rocking the bare feet.

It's a badge of honour. Shows that your feet are tough enough to handle all conditions and it also shows that you don't take yourself too seriously, you know? I feel like the Aussies and the Kiwis have that in common. Because you do, like my uncle, his feet are that tough. Yeah. Like nothing, he never wears shoes, ever. Hard to go barefooted in Australia, though.

What if you stand on a horny root toad or a mangy dung rabbit, you know? Or a thorny spiderback wallaby. I don't know. Everything over there can kill you. I feel like if I was there, I'd be wearing steel caps to the beach. It's much, much, much safer here. I saw Sonny Bill Williams that time at the Countdown wearing barefoot. Really?

Yeah. He gets free shoes from Adidas. I would have thought he would have just hucked some slides on or something. He was rocking the barefoot. Good for Sonny Bell. And I thought this afternoon we could do a bit of a snap poll. Love a snap poll. Where is it appropriate and where is it not appropriate to wear bare feet?

We've established a bit of a panel. Yes. And we've tried to canvas the country. So on our panel today is Rory from Christchurch. Hi, Rory. Hello, mate. G'day, g'day. G'day, g'day.

We have Steve. He's an Aucklander. Hi, Steve. How you going? Yeah, going well. We've got Estelle, and she's from the Tron. Oh, the Tron. Go the Tron.

Also representing Auckland. I mean, I know there's two of them, but they do make up over a quarter of the country. So two Aucklanders. Hi, Dean. Afternoon. Hey, hey. Hey, hey.

Lastly, rounding up the snap poll, people, is Tim from the Naki. Tim from the Naki. Kia ora. Yo, what up? All right. We're going to give a scenario. Yes.

And then we'll go, what do you want to do? Go through and see, get an out of five. Out of five. We'll see if it's appropriate or not appropriate to wear bare feet. Okay, perfect. Cool. Let's start off

because I just said I saw Sonny Bill rocking the bare feet at a supermarket. Let's go with supermarket. Rory, is it appropriate to go barefoot at the supermarket?

100%. Oh, put it down for one. Rory's in. Let's go to Steve. Steve. What do you reckon, Steve? Nah, not with his food. Oh, okay. Okay, interesting. Fair enough. to Steve. Steve. What do you reckon, Steve? Nah, not where there's food. Oh, okay.

Okay, interesting. Fair enough. Hygiene reasons. Estelle? Totally, do it all the time. And Hamilton? Yes. Are you a pack and save girl?

Yes, but countdown is closer, but yeah, pack and save girl. Okay, cool. That's a yes from Estelle. I love pack and save. Dean? Yeah, why not, but not near the freezers. That is such a good point. When you have to get butter and you have to go into that chilled room. Itel. Dean. Yeah, why not? But not near the freezers. That is such a good point. When you have to get butter and you have to go into that chilled room.

It would be cold. Yeah. Or you have to go in and get beer. I feel like there's a trend happening here. Let's round it out with Tim from the Naki. What do you think? Oh, no. We're working the workshops.

It had to be just wrong, eh? You've got two dirty feet. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Smelly. Smelly. All right. Oh, I like that Tim has

thinking about others. Three to two. That means that it is appropriate to go barefoot at the supermarket. All right. What about at a hospital?

Rory, at the hospital, can you wear bare feet? Yeah, nah. That's a no from Rory. Might stand on a syringe. Hi, Steve. Hi, Steve. Yeah, definitely not. Don't know what's on the floor. Not at on a syringe. Hi, Steve. Hi, Steve. Yeah, definitely not.

Don't know what's on the floor. Not at the hospital. Okay. Estelle? I'm in two minds because I didn't wear shoes when I had my kids at the hospital and I was walking around a lot. Okay. If I'm going to visit people, then I'm like, shit, yeah, shoes.

Shoes. So in certain situations, shit, yeah, shoes. So you're saying it's inappropriate to wear bare feet at a hospital? Totally, yeah. Totally inappropriate. I've never thought about it. Do you give birth with shoes on? I guess you don't, right?

Of course you don't. Hi, Dean. Yeah, not if you're a visitor, but definitely as a patient. Right. What if you're a doctor? Well, you've got to wear something. Yeah, true. And finally wear something. Yeah, true. And finally, Tim.

Hi, Tim. Yeah, if I'm a patient, I'm not going to put my shoes on. I recently broke my back and, yeah, I walk around with no shoes. And he was rocking the barefoot. All right, I think that was 4-1 as a no. Yes. You can't go barefoot at the hospital. So we've got one place, yes, and the other place, no.

Let's round it out with the workplace. Okay. Is it appropriate to have bare feet at the workplace? Rory? Well, to find a workplace. Your workplace. Well, I'm a truck driver so it's a big health and safety no-no.

I thought you were going to say yes but who's going to know, Rory? I heard that truck drivers, once you close the cab doors, half of you are wearing high heels. Yeah, that wouldn't be comfortable at all. No, I mean, if I'm doing long trips, I'll chuck my slides on or something or some jandals. That's still footwear.

That's still footwear. Okay, no, inappropriate to wear no shoes at work from Rory. Steve, your workplace, what is it? Yeah, it's in an office and definitely not. I wouldn't like to see someone that hasn't sorted out their toenails. Cool, okay. That's a no.

Estelle? I work at a wedding venue, so yeah, totes not appropriate to not wear shoes. What about a beach wedding? We don't have a beach, so... Yeah, all right. There's no beach in the Tron. That's such a good point.

Dean, is it appropriate to wear no shoes at work? Nah, not in the office. You're an office worker as well? Yeah, unfortunately. Of course you are, you're an Aucklander. All right, that's a no. It seems like everyone's a no. Let's round it out with Tim from the Naki.

Tim, what do you do for a job first? I'm a footer welder, so I get quite sore. All of this was just a ruse to hopefully let Gary out in the office. Soundkeeper Gary know that it's not appropriate to not wear shoes, Gary, at the office. All right? He works at a radio station, though. What's the worst that's going to happen?

Seriously, I find those results quite interesting. I do too. Theis have maybe become a bit more prudish with their feet than they used to be because three locations, two of them we deem that you have to wear shoes to. The supermarket though, that's still wild. Supermarket's still all good. All good to go. Just stay out of the freezer.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. If you missed yesterday's show, there's some wild, wild stuff said. Listen to this. I will fight Paula Bennett in the Octagon for a charity. Paula Bennett, if you're listening, does she want to put the new rig to the test?

Paula, if you're listening, we can raise some money for mental health. I'd love to get on board. Come on, Octagon. Just so we're clear. I'm being serious. If Paula Bennett comes back and says she wants to fight you, you'll love to get on board. Come on, Octagon. Just so we're clear. I'm being serious. If Paula Bennett comes back and says she wants to fight you, you'll fight Paula Bennett.

Anytime, anyplace, Paula Bennett. Yeah, that's right. Brie Thomasel has called out Deputy Leader of the National Party, some say soon to be actual leader, Paula Bennett, for a cage fight? Yep. The octagon. Me, Paula Bennett, in our fighting trunks,

going head-to-head with some average athleticism. This didn't come from nowhere, did it? No. It's not completely out of the blue. Although it has been on my bucket list, and you know that it has. On your bucket list,

your bucket list contains fight Paula Bennett. Yes, it has. Get married by 35, your bucket list contains fight Paula Bennett. Yes, it has. Get married by 35, have two children, fight Paula Bennett. That's pretty much all that's on there. And Justin Bieber gave us a gift yesterday when he tweeted Tom Cruise and called him out for a fight. He said to Tom Cruise, I'm up for a fight.

If you back down, it means you're a coward. And I thought this is a great opportunity. Is it a fair comparison though? Tom Cruise, Hollywood stuntman, does his own stunts. Yes. Paula Bennett, wisty MP who used to be on the dole. Yeah, but I'm also just your average, you know, run of the mill Sheila. And I feel like Paula Bennett and myself would be a great match-up.

You know, it's the dream match-ups. It's the Conor McGregors versus the Floyd Mayweathers. It's the Ronda Rouseys versus the Holly Holmes. Is there a bit of an age gap between you and Paula? I mean, there's a slight age gap, yeah, slight. Yeah. But she has recently got really fit, so I feel like we're on par. Right, okay.

So I think there's about 21 years difference between... 21 years? But she looks fit. She looks good. Yeah, just a number. Look at Conor McGregor. Look at Floyd Mayweather. I feel like I want to make it official.

Yeah. And I want to do an official call-out right now because I've posted it on Twitter. I've sent her a tweet. Has she replied? No reply from MP Paula Bennett yet. I want to do an official call out right now because I've posted it on Twitter. I've sent her a tweet. Has she replied? No reply from MP Paula Bennett yet. I've put it on my Instagram.

People are loving it. They said, I'll pay money to see that and I'd love to raise some money for a charity. I'd love to do it. Yeah. Everyone's a winner here. Well, there won't be. Someone will lose, but. Okay, formalise it then.

If you want to do this, make it official and maybe you'll get a response. Maybe she needs a bit of publicity ahead of the election. Maybe this thing could actually happen. I think this is perfect for her. Yeah. And I reckon she

could probably take it out. Assume she's listening. Put it out there. All right, here we go. Mrs. Bennett. Mrs. Paula Lee Bennett. Might be Mrs, might be Miss, I'm not sure, but Mrs Paula

Lee Bennett. Deputy Leader of the National Party. Are you listening? Don't pretend you aren't listening. Okay, you're probably not listening, but this is an official call out. I propose a fight to the death. What? Okay, not to the death, but to the point of slight fatigue.

Yeah. My reasons for picking you? None, really. Just looks like you know your way around a scrummage and I'm ready to put on a show. So what do you say, Paula? Are you ready to give the people a show? Great opportunity for you to give the new rig a test run, get it running around the octagon, raise some money for a charity of your choice? What do you say? You, me and octagon, probably only one round. One round?

But it'll be a good bloody round. Winner takes all. Right. Well, it's out there now. Look, it's with you Paula And Simon Bridges And the rest of the National Party team Hey I'll take him if Paula's not willing

Tag team Yep why not How good would it be if Paula Bennett came in And just knocked you out Boom You're down for the count And as you're falling you're like I regret nothing

Honestly that'd be a moment That I'd be super proud of. If she knocked me to the floor, that'd be great. Bree and Clint. Challenging senior leadership since 2018. ZM. Bree and Clint. The podcast.

ZM. Today marks 25 years since the release of one of the biggest movies of the 90s, Speed. Came out today in 1994. Who did we learn recently turned down that film? Halle Berry. That's right, because she read the script and goes, it's just on a bus and they're driving around. She didn't get it.

Into Sandra Bullock, into Keanu Reeves. Boom. One of the biggest movies of the decade. How cool has Keanu Reeves become all of a sudden? Have you guys seen Keanu on that new Netflix film? It's called Always Be My Maybe. Yes. He's so funny.

He's so funny. He plays himself. He plays like a parody of himself. How big was Keanu Reeves when The Matrix was big? God, he was a big deal. Because of this, and to mark the occasion, the internet has won again. There is a viral Twitter thread around Keanu Reeves. Of course there is.

Which I thought I could take us through this afternoon. So it all started, as it does, with one tweet where someone wrote, Keanu Reeves as a gardener. Keanu leaves. And from there it went on. Keanu Reeves finds God Keanu believes

Keanu has an itchy nose Keanu sneezes Keanu Reeves makes a basket Keanu weaves Keanu Reeves as my dad Keanu weaves. Keanu reaves as my dad. Keanu leaves. Right in the feels. That's savage.

Keanu gets food poisoning. Keanu heaves. Keanu Reeves adopts a dog. First thing he does, Keanu flees. Keanu Reeves on the first day of duck shooting. His mate shoots a duck. He runs out and brings the duck back, held between his teeth. Keanu retrieves.

Keanu Reeves' dog gets killed Keanu grieves Sorry, this is so good Keanu doesn't drink coffee Keanu tees That's my favourite That's good Keanu gets glasses

Keanu sees Can I add one? I've got my own I just want to add my own in Keanu in my bedroom. Mm-hmm. Keanu Tease. It's quite good.

There's loads more as well. There's so many. And you can keep going forever. Turns out a lot of things rhyme with Keanu Reeves, so happy 20... Wouldn't work the same for some other people. Sandra Bullock. No. Oh.

Careful. Yeah. Careful. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Oh my god, I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Instafame game. Sorry guys, I had a bit of a

malfunction in my brain cave. Did you get neutralised or neuralised? Neutralised. I think it's neuralised. Is it? I don't know. We got this wrong yesterday.

Men in black, I think it's the neuraliser. Producer Ben, can you Google for us and find out? We'll come back to that. Hey, the score in this game, the Insta Fame game,

where we guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram, it's 10 all between you and me. Is it really? Let's make this interesting. Oh no. Loser of this game has to give away 50 bucks of their own money. Oh! What?

Sound good? Just don't lose. Just don't lose. 10 all. You're just as good as me. Shake on it. Loser's giving away 50 bucks of their own money. My hands are clammy. There you go. Just quickly, Producer Ben, neutraliser or neuraliser? Neuraliser.

Oh, she's off to a good start. Neuraliser. Yeah, correct, yeah. Neuraliser. Neuraliser. All right, that's not this game. That's coming up at 5.30. Right now, Producer Ellie, tell us, who's the first celebrity we're guessing for Instagram?

All right, your first celebrity. Bree's called her out in a fight in the octagon. It's your right honourable Paula Bennett. You were on her Instagram account today. Literally. You should know this, Bree. I didn't bloody look, did I? She's got that hot new bod.

She should probably pick up some followers for that as well. All right, Clint, for Paula Bennett, you've said 10,000. Bree, you've said 15,000. Paula Bennett has 2,075 followers. Has she been posting bikini pics now and stuff? What is she doing? Okay, next. Who's next?

All right, your next one. No. It's going to be bad. This guy's also been called out by Justin Bieber. It's Tom Cruise. Is he on Instagram? He is. Yep, I discovered that today.

Yeah, okay. How many Instagram followers for Tom Cruise? In his weird middle tooth. Alright, for Tom Cruise, Clint, you put 1.1 million. Bree, you put 1.2 million. Ooh, that's close.

Tom Cruise has 3.1 million. It's a point 1.2 million. Oh, that's close. Tom Cruise has 3.1 million. It's a point to Bree. Who's following Tom Cruise? Yeah, buzzy. Like, who's checking in for those hot Tom Cruise updates? There's a lot of Scientologists out there. True. One all.

One all. Okay, your next one. He's packed a tanty about his, oh, I'm not going to number one. It's DJ Khaled. DJ Khaled. Mm, DJ Khaled. DJ Khaled. DJ Khaled. No, he's not my Instagram cup of tea. Nah.

All right, for DJ Khaled. Clint, you've put $13 million. Bree, you've put $16 million. We're so close all the time, aren't we? I know. Yeah. DJ Khaled has $15.4 million, and that's a point to Bree. No.

What did you say? $15.4. Oh,'s a point to breathe. No. What did you say? $15.4. Oh, yeah. No. Hang on. Mate, let me save you some time. It's my point. Yeah, but you would say that,

but no, this time it is. I'll give you that one. 2-1. I could take it here. You could. You could. Please don't. I've got a baby on the way.

I've got a baby on the way. I would take your money. Let me have this thing. And if I win, I'm going to give that $50 to the first caller through on 0800-DIALS-AT-M of Clint's money if I win. No, I... Yes!

All right, your next one. She's just come out and said that she... Fame turned her into an a-hole. It's a Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh! Yeah, she might have said, you get everything you need and you want and... Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh. Yeah, she might have said, you get everything you need and you want and... Gwyneth Paltrow.

Gwyneth Paltrow. My wife's favourite podcaster. See, that's why I picked this one for you, Clint. I'm trying to get you into the tie brace. Well, you should get this. Why?

You should. Why? Because I need to know... You just got invested interest. People are already calling through for the $50. Yeah, that's Clint's money. All right, for Gwyneth Paltrow,

Clint, you put $4.9 million. We're close again. Bree, you put Clint's money. All right, for Gwyneth Paltrow. Clint, you put $4.9 million. We're close again. Bree, you put $3 million. Gwyneth Paltrow has $6.2 million. Oh, we're going to tie break. We're going to tie break. Yes. Daddy needs his $50.

Here we go. Okay. Can you not say Daddy needs his $50 again? Daddy does need his $50. Don't, don't. Come on. All right. You haven't got a baby in the world yet.

Daddy needs the money. It means something else. Oh, daddy. All right, your final one. I think he's actually a daddy, and he is a daddy. It's Chris Hemsworth. Oh, what a daddy. What a daddy.

Oh. Is he a daddy? He's a zeddy. Yeah, he is a daddy. You know what I mean? He's a daddy. See, I don't know. He said that name. But he's a daddy. Oh. Is he a daddy? He's a zeddy. Yeah, he's a daddy. You know what I mean? He's a daddy. See, I don't know. He said that name.

But he's a daddy. I've said daddy too many times, and now it's starting to sound funny. All right, for Chris Hemsworth, and for the $50, Clint, you've put $21 million. Brie, you've put $27 million. No, he's got to have $30 million. And Chris Hemsworth has $34.7 million. Yes! Let's go to a call-up.

Who is the lucky winner on 0800 dials an M? Hello, Lucy. Hi, thank you so much. Bree, I knew you had it. Thank you, mate. $50 coming your way. Is this my wife, Lucy? Is the money going back into the family?

No, sorry. Good try, mate. All right, wait there, Lucy? Is the money going back into the family? No, sorry. Good try, babe. Wait there, Lucy. I'll get your bank account number. I just wanted to make it interesting, you know? Oh, well. Bree and Clint,

the podcast. ZM. Welcome to the studio, big gay gorgeous Al. Hello, boys. Hello, girls. Is he the only guy who has his own sting on our show?

Maybe. I like it. You're very VIP, Al. You're very bougie. He's Bree's friend who's come over from Australia and he now works in the same building as us, which is fantastic because so many of our stories have ended up revolving around you.

You might remember Alan from the time he had desktop Tinder or the time he made a first date of his move house with him or the time he used my face soap on his genitals it's good so yeah I bet I was very clean I bet your your downstairs area is very clean they're good genitals yeah I bet oh yeah geez I wanted to share a story about uh my good, Big Gay Gorgeous Al, from last night. I think I might have took wing-womaning to the next level last night. I went to a comedy night and it was amateur comedy night, which I love comedy and we've rocked up at the Classic here in Auckland

and we're watching some comedy. And if you've ever been to a comedy night and they've got multiple people and they come out and they do their set, but in between, and to kick it off, they've got a host. And usually at an amateur comedy night, the host is someone who actually does comedy. Yeah. Someone to keep it all together, right?

Exactly right, to keep it moving. And last night at the Classic, this guy comes out and I can't recall his name. Do you remember it, Al? James. Yeah, and there's a reason why Alan remembers his name. James comes out and he opens and he's very funny and he blatantly says, you know, I'm a gay man,

I'm living in Auckland, and he kicks off with this joke about having a boyfriend. Yeah. And I said to Alan, I was like, don't worry about that, Al. I was like, all comedians do this thing. Sometimes even if they're not in a relationship, just to do a joke, they'll just use that as a joke. Yeah.

Anyway, the guy says, one of the first things he says is, is there any other gay men in the house? And I said, my friend Al, I'm here. I was so embarrassed. Oh, as if you were. And then Alan yells out, hello, boys, as he does. Yeah, hello, boys. And then for the rest of the night, I'm not joking,

this guy James who was hosting, he would come back out onto the stage and the only jokes and people he would talk to was my friend Alan. Wow. They were having a date as the comedy show was going on. It's so awkward after he's told the whole crowd that he has a boyfriend and then he's flirting with you from the stage. Yeah, and then he comes back out and tells another joke and goes, I'm single at the moment.

And then someone goes, you just said you had a boyfriend. And he goes, mate, this is gay world. I broke up with him five minutes ago. That's good. It's good gear. That's good. You might have done some wing woman home wrecking. He might have gone backstage and texted his boyfriend and gone,

I have to break up with you. Big gay gorgeous Al is here. He's on. I'm ready for a whole new world. I'm upgrading. What were the two questions that James, the comedian host, asked you in front of everyone? Do you remember?

He asked you what you do for a living. Yes. And Alan said, I run a full radio network. No, I didn't. I said I work in media. And then? I run a radio network. The hits, by the way, it's great.

And then this guy asked in front of everyone, how much money do you earn? Oh, wow. Yeah, I went silent for a very long time. And I was waiting to hear because I'm really interested in how much money you earn. You didn't say, did you? No, not exact figures, but.

What, did you go ballpark? Did you go, ah, six figures? Yeah, pretty close. Did you? Hit me up, boys. Well, I guess you got to say something impressive, right? Anyway, I want to know from you, Clint, the night finished, what do you think happened?

I think that James, the comedian host, came back to your communal flat and I reckon he woke up at your house this morning and you cooked him some spag bol for breakfast. Brie? Let's just say Alan was not in our Uber on the way home. Oh! Hey, congratulations. Thanks.

Good for you. Hey, mate, I cannot believe the places you're picking people up now. Comedy shows. Tinder. Gems. Grindr. Yeah, Grindr's deleted now. Don't need that anymore.

I have brilliant comedy clubs, apparently. That's the only place we go. Do you see a future between you two? He's actually listening right now, so I hope so. Yeah, you'd like to see him again? Yeah. Oh, that's nice. He was.

He was really sweet. Maybe he could be in the crowd next time and you could be on stage. Hey. Oh, God. What stage? Well, he did tell... I won't say this on the radio. I'm going to leave the conversation on this note.

He told me something about myself that I had no idea about. You can't share that on the radio. No, I'm not going to say it. All I'm going to say is, my name is Alan, A-L-A-N. Rearrange my letters and come back to me. Oh, wow. I was blown. Alan, I invite you here on our show,

and this is the filth that you've been a part of. As someone with a sister called Lana, don't worry, I'm well aware of what it spells. Is she gay too? We want to know from you guys on 0800-DIALS800 dial ZM off the back of where Alan has maybe met love. On stage at a comedy show. Where is the weird place that you met your partner? We don't want the normal stuff.

No, no normal stuff. Did you meet your partner in a really weird way? Were you on the operating table and they were a doctor? Love that. Maybe you met them at a funeral. Maybe you were committing a crime and they arrested you. 0800 dial ZM or text us 9696.

Where was the weird and wonderful way you met your partner? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Did you meet your partner in a really weird or unusual circumstance? One of my good mates, Big Gay Gorgeous Al.

Hello, boys. Been on the show a lot. Last night picked up at a comedy festival. Well, he didn't really pick up there. It was he picked up one of the comedians on stage during the show. By the way, while the songs have been playing, I've been having a look at the DMs between you and James. I know him.

James must have picked him. Yeah, he's very funny. He's a very funny guy. Yeah. You guys make a great couple. You reckon? Well, you could if you play your cards right. Clint.

What? Don't make Alan get his hopes up. Right, okay. Also, don't rush into it on Alan's behalf. But you've asked a good question. Did you meet your partner in a weird place? Yeah. Or a weird way?

Because, I mean, we all meet each other on Tinder these days or at a bar. I want to hear the weird stories. Hi, Geordie. Hey, how are we? Good, thank you. Geordie, where did you meet your partner? Well, I was working at the Mighty Pack and Save, stacking some yogurts, and she walked on in as a customer.

He's packing a few yogurts, eh? Packing some yogurts. Yeah, he's packing away. Hey, babe, you want some culture? Was she into that? Was she? Oh, no, I didn't actually give her the word the first time. I kind of gave her the eyes.

And then once she walked past, I proceeded to go to grocery and follow her around the supermarket trying to get a second glass. I can just imagine Geordie gets over the... Clean up on aisle two. Clean up on aisle two. You must be really hot because if a weird supermarket guy was, like, staring at me while he was unloading yogurts and then he followed me around the supermarkets, I'd be calling security, not him.

Yeah, so would I. Do you get a discount though? No, not packing face. No discount to be had. Prices are already so low. They're so, so low. Renee. Hey, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hey, how you doing?

Did you meet your partner in a weird way? I did. So when I was 17, went to a job interview at Kirby. Do you remember Kirby vacuum cleaners? Oh, very vaguely, yeah. Yeah. So I went in and this young guy came racing in for the same job interview. Yeah.

We got chatting and, yeah, we've been married five, six years. Oh, wait. And now they're wait. Congratulations. So you guys met at the job interview? We both went for the same job. And who got it? Did either of you get it? Well, we both got it.

So I got the call centre role, which lasted two weeks, and he got selling the lovely Kirby vacuum cleaners. I mean, that is the next notebook if I ever did hear it. Yeah. Isn't it? Congratulations, Renee. And can I congratulate everybody in the room for getting through that call without making any sucking jokes?

They're right there. They're right on the table available to all of us. And I think very maturely. I think we took the high road. I think we really did. Renee, she didn't take the high road. She took a different road. Congrats. Renee, she didn't take the high road. She took a different road. Congrats.

Renee. Do you want to hear a text on the text machine? Yeah. Someone said the weird place they met their partner, a washing machine guy. Their washing machine wasn't working, so they called a repair company. The guy came out, fixed the washing machine,

and then afterwards he texted her and said, this is really against the rules. It is, yeah. But you're really pretty, would you like to go out sometime? They went out, they dated for a few months, and then the text says, until I dumped him for getting all weird and drinking candle wax on my birthday. Oh, right, okay. Our last call, I don't think it ended well either Because Svetlana, this is a story about where you met your ex Is that right?

Yep Where did you guys first meet, Svetlana? It was at my uncle's funeral Pick it up at the funeral It's like wedding crashes Grief is a powerful aphrodisiac So your cousin's best mate And you met him at the funeral

God that must have been high on the wake I asked him to Come out to my car to help me bring in the booze He's like yeah yeah That's fine and he brought out the booze That came out with me And that's when he Slapped my ass when I went to reach into the car

To bring the booze out. And then I spun around. I was like, what was that for? He's like, I know this is a weird place, but I was thinking of asking you out after this, but why don't we just do it now? Bizarre. And I said, yeah, that's fine. But you know, I live in Wellington, but I'm more than happy to make the travel up to Rotorua to see you. What the hell?

Okay, so there's a six-hour drive between you two. You're at a funeral. Your family, he's not, and he thinks it's appropriate to slap you on the arse. Please tell me you weren't standing outside the hearse. No, no. Oh, God. Uncle was actually inside with everyone else,

so I'm kind of glad Uncle wasn't around when it happened. Would your uncle have approved? Uncle would have approved. Yeah, he had a sense of humour. Love it. Good on you, Svetlana. That's a great story to... That's an awesome story.

I mean, if your relationship had survived, it would have been a great story to tell your grandkids. Yeah, I was not willing to travel six hours every weekend. Also, yeah,

RIP to your relationship. And your uncle. And your uncle. Thank you. That was a great story. Loved it. Birthday banger next. 0800 dial ZM if you want to know what yours is.

Give us a call right now and we'll figure it out. That was such a great topic. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. What was number one in your 16th birthday?

Well, this is where we find out. First up to play is Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. Amy, what's your birthday? 20th of March, 1985. Okay, Amy, you were 16 in 2001 on the 28th of March. And back in the early 2000s, this topped the charts.

What you gonna do when you can't stand up? Wow. Maya. And back in the early 2000s, this topped the charts. Maya. Case of the X. Talk to me. Do you love it? I mean, after what we've just heard on the radio, Case of the X, I think this is perfect. True.

Very true. It's topical. It's relevant. It's good. I love that true. It's topical. It's relevant. It's good. I love that one. Let's go to Eulalia. Eulalia? Eulalia.

Yes, hi. Hi, Eulalia. Hey, girl. What's your birthday? 11 December 1984. Okay, Eulalia, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 11th of December. And back in the millennium, this was number one. Remember her? I'm going to need some help on this one.

Samantha Mumba. I've got to tell you. You know this one, Eulalia? Yes. Yeah, do Eulalia? Yes. Yeah, do you love it? Yes. Well, I like it. Yeah, okay.

I love that song. Samantha Mumba, she was really big for like a couple of years. Okay, all right. And also Nathan. Hey, Nathan. Hi, mate. Hello, mate. What's your birthday?

20th of April, 1980. All right, Nathan, you were 16 in 1996 on the 20th of April, and this is your birthday banger. How bizarre. How bizarre. How bizarre. Absolute Kiwi classic, OMC's How Bizarre. You stoked with that, Nathan?

Oh, well, I think it's the best of a bad bunch tonight. Oh, I like all of them, Nathan. All right, Nathan. Okay. What are we going to play then? I've got to be honest with you. I don't remember Samantha Mumba. Oh, you've Googled it? Yeah, I'm looking at pictures of her now.

Show me. Is it the same person I'm thinking of? Yeah. That's Samantha Mumba? Yeah. I like the Maya song. I really like that one, Case of the X. I'm keen for that.

You're keen for that? Okay, we can agree on that then. Amy, we're going to play your birthday banger. Oh, that's awesome. Let's do it, Ames. Here you go. Not many people get to win and you do. Boom.

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Now what is it that she wants? Tell me what is it that she needs? Does she care about the brand new things that you just bought for me? Cause y'all didn't have no kids Didn't share no mutual friends And you told me that she's your trick When y'all broke up in 96 What you gonna do when you can't say no

When a villain's about to show up Boy, I really need to know it How you gonna act? How you gonna handle that? What you gonna do when she wants you back? What you gonna do when you can't say no When a villain's about to show up Boy, I really need to know it

How you gonna act? How you gonna handle that? What you gonna do when she wants you back? There's no need to know it How you gonna act? How you gonna handle that? What you gonna do when she wants you back? There's no need to When my miss about to pass Obviously Cause that miss did not last I know how a woman will try to game you

Don't get caught up Because baby you lose What is it that she wants? Honey, what is it that she needs? Should she hear about those brand new things that you just bought for me? She's got it, got no kids She's got no mutual friends And you told me that she's turned trick

Honey, you're gonna call it an undecided What you gonna do when you can't say no When I feel I'm about to show up Boy, I really need to know it How you gonna act How you gonna handle that What you gonna do When she wants you back

What you gonna do When you can't say no When I feel I'm about to show up Boy, I really need to know it How you gonna act How you gonna handle that What you gonna do When she wants you back

What you gonna do When you can't say no When I feel I'm about to show up Boy, I really need to know it How you gonna handle that? What you gonna do when she wants you back? What you gonna do when you can't say no? When you stop the show, boy, I really need to know it How you gonna act? How you gonna handle that? What you gonna do when she wants you back? What you gonna do when you can't say no? When you stop the show, boy, I really need to know it

How you gonna act? How you gonna handle that? What you gonna do when she wants you back? Baby, what's she gonna do in the middle of the night? What's she gonna do when she wants you back? And you push it on the phone in the middle of the night But you push it in her mind, trying to get what's mine She don't know me, she's a boss, I don't want me I'm begging love, cause I was born with it Cause I was on a baby, she didn't even know I was back

And she'll tell me when I'm back, if I texted her back Cause she ain't recognize, she ain't want to do the same thing Get a right change, or text back this ring What you gonna do when you can't make it on? When I'm gonna stop the show, boy, I really need to know How you gonna act? How you gonna have a bath? What you gonna do when she wants you back? What you gonna do when you can't stand no more?

I'm gonna stop the show, boy, I really need to know How you gonna act? How you gonna have a bath? What you gonna do when she wants you back? What you gonna do when you can't stand no more? I'm gonna stop the show, boy, I really need to know How you gonna act? How you gonna have a bath? Zed in. Bree and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today. For Amy, it's Maya's Case of the Ex.

Remember Maya was on the Lady Marmalade song with Pink and Christina Aguilera? And Lil' Kim? Lil' Kim. Also, we've realised, because I didn't know Samantha Mumba, and Brie was like, you know, Samantha Mumba. I loved this song when I was a kid. You know, Samantha Mumba. Turns out Brie was thinking of Christina Milian.

This is a tune though. This is a tune. What an intro. What an intro. Powerful song. She also did Dip It Low. Brie and Clint. The podcast. down with me Brie and Clint

The podcast ZM Brie and Clint Neutralizer With Men in Black International So good, thanks to the new Men in Black movie Which is out this Thursday Men in Black International

Yeah, I'm keen for it It's been a while since the Men in Black series released a movie And I love that this is a reboot and it's got Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth fronting it. It'll be awesome. Yeah, and Liam Neeson's in there too. We're giving you the chance to win $500 cash. All you have to do is survive the Neuralizer. Remember that thing

in Men in Black which wipes your memory? We all know what the Neuralizer is because we all thought at one point during the movie, oh I'd love that at some point of our life. 100%. Everybody has a time when that could have come in handy. What we do is we play you a whole lot of things. You get a list of 10 items really quickly, and then you get 15 seconds to remember as many as you can.

If you can remember more than the other person, you get the 500 bucks. Pretty simple. Also, the runner-up picks up tickets to the new Men in Black film, which is cool. We have kind of established that there is a bit of an advantage to going first. No, I think second. Advantage to going second because you know how many you need to get. But maybe that's not an advantage for everyone. No, if you've got a good memory, you're still going to win this game.

Producer Ellie, who got through on the phones first? Was it Lani or Becky? Oh, sorry. It was Lani. It was Lani. So we're going to give Lani because she got through first. You want to go first? Was it Lani or Becky? Oh, sorry. It was Lani. It was Lani. So we're going to give Lani because she got through first. You want to go first or second, Lani? I'll go first. You'll go first. Okay.

Here comes your list of items. Like we said, 10 things. Just remember as many as you can. As soon as they stop listing, you recite them back to us as many as you can. Your topic today is food. Good luck. Here we go.

Pizza, salad, burger, hot dog, popcorn, tomatoes, chocolate, avocados, ice cream, pasta. Go, Lani. Pizza, hot dog, salad, ice cream. Four. Oh, no. You've got four. I'm trying to think. Chocolate. Chocolate. There, no. You've got four. I'm trying to think. Chocolate.

There you go. Nice work, Lani. You got five. That's a good effort. That was enough to win the game yesterday. It was. Wait there. Becky, hi.

Hi. Okay, Becky, you get a different list, but it's still food themed. Here you go. Listening closely, let us know how many you remember as soon as the list finishes. Sausage. Pancakes. Baked beans.

Noodles. Sushi. Mince pie. Strawberries. Fried chicken. Hot chips. Fish. Go for it.

Okay. Sushi, hot dogs, pancakes, sausage. How did I say hot chips? That's good, yep. Hot chips. Noodles, baked beans. Oh, you killed it. Now, for my records, you said hot dog at the start,

but that was from list one. So we can't give you that one, but you did say hot chips, which was in your list. I believe Becky got one, two, three, four, five, six. You think she got six? We're just going to cross to producer Ellie to double check that. How many have you got for Becky? Yeah, I got six for Becky as well.

Yeah, okay. Well, we're going with that. Congratulations, Becky. You've just won yourself $500 cash. Nice work. Awesome. Thank you. My daughter's wrapped because I promised her $100.

Oh, no. Regrets. She came's wrapped because I promised her $100. Oh, no. Regrets. She came running out and was like, noodles. What she got on you that you have to give her $100? Does she know any of your secrets? No. She was winding her two little sisters. They didn't make a big noise while I was on radio.

Nice one. Just give her a neuralyzer and you don't have to give her any money. And Lani, you don't go away empty-handed. We've got a double pass to Men in Black International for you as well. Congratulations. Nice work, Lani. I'm so disappointed. Fade down the sad people and move on with the radio show.

On the happy music. That's what they teach you at broadcasting school. This is interesting. Apparently you can find out what Instagram and Facebook and the like think that you're interested in, which is what they choose to target you with ads for. I reckon they're listening and that's how they target the ads. Yeah, well, they've got to put the list together somehow.

Our producers, producer Ben and producer Ellie, bought this news to us and have gone behind the scenes on our personal Instagrams to see what Instagram thinks that we're interested in. Now, you can find this out for yourself. There's a great article up at ZM Online. And you can see what ads are being targeted towards you, right? Yeah, really straightforward way that you can go into your gram and see.

It's like a list of interests and then it'll show you ads about those things. I really hope mine aren't weird. I don't know what mine are. It's based on information that they've scraped from your profiles, right? It's got to come from stuff that you like, I guess. Surely.

Sites you've visited. We don't know our own, so Ellie, you're going to present them to us. Who have you got first? Okay, we'll go with Clint first. There's quite a few. There's a long list. So I'm just going to pick like maybe top five in my opinion.

I know you too well. Okay, no, I'll tell you the top one for you, Clint. Yeah. And it was snowboarding. You're a secret snowboarder. No. Why we're laughing, Clint, least likely to snowboard. I do have that GoPro.

You do? That's why. You could record yourself. I've got the GoPro, so high chance of me starting snowboarding. Okay, that is awful. Strange. Your next one, Joe Jonas, apparently. You know.

No, I've heard you talk about the Jonas brothers. I'm a Nick guy, but high key, my wife is obsessed with Joe Jonas. Really? She reckons he's the hottest Jonas. No way. It's Nick all the way. Oh, I like Joe. Well, I like Kevin, but that's more out of sympathy.

No, you don't. No one likes Kevin. Okay, what else do I like according to Instagram? All right, your next one. Joe Jonas. Yeah, random, eh? Yeah. Random as. No one likes Kevin. Okay, what else do I like according to Instagram? All right, your next one. Joe Jonas. Yeah, random, eh? Yeah. Random as.

It's very random. Your next one is hardcore punk. Oh, my God. I'm so glad you said. Oh, my God. Same. When I first read it, I thought the same as you. And I was like, oh, my God.

Because you said hardcore. And then your mouth shaped for a P. And then time stopped. And I died. And then you and I was like, oh, my God, Clint. Because you said hardcore and then your mouth shaped for a P and then time stopped and I died and then you said unk. I knew you'd say that. Also, why hardcore punk? Why not just punk? I don't even like punk music. Does Blink-182 count?

Because it's about as far as I go. Yeah. You did like Reece Mastin for a while. He's hardcore punk. He's softcore pop. Yeah, that's true. That's true. We've got drawing.

Do you like drawing? No. No. Can't draw. All right. We're trying another one. What about, oh, you're a secret online shopper because we've got online shopping here.

Have you got mine? I've got yours. Okay, we've got a brain now, eh? I was saying that that should be for me. Oh, yeah, true. What snowboarding, hardcore punk and online shopping. That has been a nutshell. Right, okay, so hang on., hardcore punk and online shopping. That's me in a nutshell. Right, okay, so hang on.

Just to summarise, I'm not interested in a single one of those things. No, I didn't think so. But maybe they're trying to get you interested. What does Instagram think Brie likes? Okay, Instagram, top of the list, thinks that you like Jamie Oliver, the chef. I love Jamie Oliver. But do you cook? I love Jamie Oliver.

I cook, thank you. No, you do. You cook some great meals. You order a lot of Italian food. I do. Yes, you do. I love Jamie Oliver. Okay,, thank you. No, you do. You cook some great meals. You order a lot of Italian food. I do. I love Jamie Oliver. Okay, that makes sense. Okay, the next one we've got is the Vegan Society.

I have been known to whip up a vegan meal. Have you got mine? Yeah, why? These are all related to me. Okay, yeah. We've also got Manchester United FC. You're a bit of a footy. Footy check. Don't mind the footy? No.

No? Bull. Soccer. Who's your favourite Manchester United player? David Beckham. He doesn't play for them anymore. He used to. We've got law enforcement.

Are you into the cops? No? She does like being handcuffed. I do love someone in a uniform. Yeah, and then the last one we've got here is gay village. That's perfect, actually. That's spot on. Well, they nailed mine.

All right, I'm off to listen to some village people. Gay village. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Google. Everyone's Googling different things these days about obviously adult fun times

and you can do that because you might not feel comfortable asking your friends. Oh, there's so many questions you'd rather ask a computer except I'm worried now that everything that I put into Google I'm going to get served

Instagram ads for and Facebook ads. Oh, that does happen. Because it's all linked up. They're not listening to you. They just look at what your Google searches are. And you know what they also do? They scrape your Gmail.

So anything you're Gmailing about, then it goes into ads as well. Because I was trying to look up how much you spent on that Gucci wallet for your wife the other day. Excuse me. I Googled Gucci and now I'm getting ads for Gucci. Well, it serves you right. You'd love some of this stuff. You'll probably buy a few more of this.

I can't afford any of it. Okay? Any more of it. Anyway. She deserved a nice present. She does. We got a trip to Los Angeles. She deserved something nice as well.

Don't try and justify it. She does because she was at home. Stop trying to say my wife doesn't deserve a nice present. No, I'm saying she does. I'm just interested to hear you. She does. Because she was at home. Stop trying to say my wife doesn't deserve a nice present. No, I'm saying she does. I'm just interested to hear you squirm about you buying Gucci. Okay, all right. All right. All right.

Nobody needs to know that. You wouldn't tell us which wallet it was. I'm assuming it was the most expensive one. For this very reason. For this reason. For this reason. It's a private purchase, okay? Excuse me.

Well, now I'm getting ads because I tried to investigate and snoop around in your private life. Anyway, you might have Googled some of these things. These are some of the top Google searches for adult fun times. Okay. And coming in at number 10, how long does the race, you know the race I'm talking about, how long does it usually last? Is that being Googled by him or her?

I'm assuming him. Or maybe her. How long should it last is what you should be Googling. True, that's very true. So that's one. Coming in at number seven, this is an interesting one. Probably you have Googled this before, I'm assuming. How?

How much of the race do you get for a Gucci wallet? How many races do you get? Yes, that's also been Googled. No. How do you measure certain equipment? With your mum's measuring tape that she uses to make clothes because it's malleable. What does that mean?

It can fold it around bends. Oh, so you can measure it in every circumstance. 100%, yeah, yeah. So it can move and bend. A stiff ruler just gives you point to point, whereas if there's a bit of curvature, then you've got to take that in. You can get an extra quarter of a centimetre out of that.

I was just going to say, with a stiff ruler, you can only measure that at a certain time. Yeah, you know oh no but at the same time every so what if you wanted to measure it in you know everybody's race equipment is different shapes yeah it's they don't all go from point a to point b and you also want to measure it at sometimes at point a and then you also want to measure it at point b yeah if that makes sense kind of not really you're stretching a little bit which is also a good idea to do before you measure. Do your stretches. It is.

What about, off the back of that question, how do you get a bigger piece of equipment manually? You don't. Any search results for that? You don't? You don't. You don't. No, that's important to know, okay?

No, you don't. You don't? You don't. You don't. No, that's important to know, okay? No, you don't. You don't. And love the race body that you got. Love the shoes they gave you. You should be happy with the spoiler that you were given. It's car races now. I thought it was running races. Oh, it's all a race, mate. It doesn't matter.

Yeah, yeah. Number five. Number five. Most Googled adult fun time, adult Olympics questions. All right, here we go. What is the... It's the starting gun. Yep.

Yeah. Now you know what that is. Then there's also a few more. Don't be ashamed to Google that stuff, by the way. I was going to say, you should Google it. Don't just not Google it and hope it'll go away. But then also don't panic. If you've got post-race itch, do some research and then go and talk to a professional.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. The doctors, they've seen it all. You might just have to sit out a few race meets. They have seen it all. The top number one most Googled thing relating to adult fun times. Where is a certain spot?

Where's the finish line? Yeah, exactly. Where's the podium? Yeah, where's the number one spot? And how do I get on it? All right, that's really eye-opening. There you go, mate. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. I want to talk about vaping for a second, okay? Okay, that's not like you. No, don't. Stop trying to paint me as a serial vaper. No, you're an occasional. It's not funny with what we're about to talk about. You're occasional. It is good to be educated when you're occasionally vaping.

Okay, yeah, I'll come out and admit it. Occasionally. Me too, I'll admit it. I occasionally watch you occasionally vape. There's an article on the New Zealand Herald today in the premium section, and it's titled, Concerns loom vaping is being marketed as a cool lifestyle choice. Now, this is a real thing,

and this is why I don't want you to paint me as a serial vaper. But we're joking, though. I don't want to ever become a vape icon. You're not. People know we're joking. I don't want to ever become know that we're joking i don't want to become a vape icon you're not wait people know we're joking i don't want to be like the dan carter of vaping but i do agree although that would be cool he's very famous he is very famous but you don't want to be he's famous for playing rugby you don't want to be famous for vaping no you definitely don't you know what's interesting that I found when we were in LA? How big it was there and how big the anti-vaping campaigns were over there. So it's gone full cycle there. Yeah.

And there's a big problem there. Because this is what the article says too. It came in and it was meant to be an alternative to smoking. It was meant to be like, if you're addicted to the ciggies, get on the vape. Because that will help you get off them. And it's better for you than smoking I guess. Maybe you can wean yourself off. Is that what they were saying? Because what you can do with it is you can reduce

over time the amount of nicotine that you have in there, the addictive part. Because you can control it on a vape. Yeah, but now they're worried that instead of that it's just becoming a cool hobby to do. So people who never smoked will take up vaping. I did say this to you last night because obviously we go

out as young people. We're still going out. We're still hip. And I see a lot of young people these days vaping, which there was this period of time where smoking became so uncool and everyone was like, that's gross. It's disgusting. It was banned from

everywhere. You couldn't smoke near food. You couldn't smoke indoors. It was on the way smoke indoors it was on the way out it was on the way out finally people were finally getting rid of this thing and now the next generation how has this thing

come back from the dead? because it tastes like candy floss that's how and that's the real problem and you know what that's what we saw in LA too they're banning flavoured stuff

they're trying to they're trying to get rid of the flavoured stuff because they're saying that's what gets kids gets kids into it and stuff. There's a real interesting case where this generation, not the millennials because they're just a little bit too old for it, but what's the last one?

X, Y, Z. The Gen Zers were the first generation who had the chance to truly be nicotine free. And there'd be no one addicted to nicotine. It was on the way out. Now all of a sudden it tastes like watermelon. And you don't smell after. You're sucking on a USB stick.

And you put it in your pocket and you whip it out. You're addicted again. And it is a USB stick because you charge it in your bloody computer. It's weird. It is weird. I think you just have to be careful though because, I mean, you need to look into exactly what you're putting into your body. And like I said to you, there's the different vapes, there's different percentages of nicotine.

And you could be putting four times as much nicotine into your bloodstream other than a cigarette. You know what I mean? It's scary. Really? Okay. There you go, New Zealand. It's not what we're vaping. No, it's just vaping.

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