ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 11th 2020

Episode Date: June 11, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Yesterday's podcast, if you caught it, remember we talked about the person who contacted us because they are having marital relations issues? Yeah. And we did our best to address it, putting it out there to the audience. We didn't really get an answer. Not really. For it, did we?

The most, the biggest answer we got was there's people out there who are you know, obviously. Experienced the same thing. Well, not even in this. No, not really. We only got people who are obviously religious and that's their belief and that's why they held out. We got texts though. Yeah, we did get a few texts.

If you missed it, a lady contacted us to say that her and her partner have been married for seven and a half years and they've never had intercourse. Yeah. They've tried, but it doesn't work, is what they said. Anyway, that person has messaged me again because we talked about it on the podcast. And she said that, so she's messaged me in real time while she's listening to the podcast. And she'll be listening to this now.

Right. She said, please don't name her. Of course we will never um but she said i'm shaking with fear listening to you read out my message right now you would hey because that's your life on the radio personal thing and i think she's very brave to even share that with someone else she said i can't believe you're getting callers on the topic so it's like live of course um well we weren't sure if we would we because the topic we did was now are you in a long-term relationship and you've never done it i knew because these are the things that i think are so not talked about but it's quite common you

know there's always things like that but it's just so uncommon to talk to anyone about it yeah you know uh anyway um she would like the messages that came through. Oh, yeah, because I said to her that we should give her some of those. Yeah, so if you could get those messages, please. Well, you could have told me beforehand. Oh, there's time. Not now. We're going out for dinner.

Right. Okay, right. I will, yeah, I would love to send those messages to her because I think they might be very helpful. Cool. Bring your laptop to dinner because, I mean, she doesn't want to wait for ages. No, I will get those messages to you because I think that'd be helpful. We're going out for Ellie's leaving dinner and she doesn't leave until tomorrow.

So your leaving dinner is the night before you go. Yeah. Wild. Don't blow out. I'm nice. Because you still have to come to work tomorrow. I know. Damn it. Yeah. Did you hear the name of. You still have to come to work tomorrow. Did you hear the name of the dinner? People are calling it like something.

Wait, what? Are they? Yeah, people are calling it Bar Felicia. Oh my god. That's what people are naming the dinner. Yes. Why? Nice. Very original. I like it. Alright, bitch. Well, we're just trying

To mask our own pain Okay We're handling it The best we can No you're doing well You don't have to be A dick about it Yeah

God I'm glad She's leaving now Who Huh Who Classic What'd you say I've already forgotten it

Just saying No tomorrow will be Ellie's last show This is the podcast Anything else needs to be said Before I finish the sentence This is the podcast I've else needs to be said before I finish the sentence? This is the podcast. I've already said goodbye.

Quick, anything else you need to say? Let's have a few drinks, everyone. Yes. To Ellie. Woo. We love you, bitch. To me. I love me, bitch.

Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeart Radio. Hey, what's going on, everybody? Welcome to the show.

G'day, guys. Why are you looking at me like that? No, I thought you had something to say. Did I? Yeah. No, I'm not going to say that. Oh, okay, it's not for the radio. Not for the radio.

Right. And now that sucks because everyone listening, there's nothing worse can I say. Yeah. When someone goes, oh did you hear about, oh actually. You can say what category of conversation it was, can't you? It was a meme. About? No. No. You won't say what it's about? No. Okay.

We're not going down that road. It's about a certain pyramid scheme. We'll just say that. Okay, you can say that and then we'll leave it there. Okay, we'll leave it there. You know they're always listening. I know they're always listening. They're always listening.

Because they're always looking for another sale. Exactly. Yeah. And if they hear us, guess who comes after us? Them. Exactly. You see a white Mercedes Benz pull up outside the studio. Clint! Sorry, sorry, we'll leave it. We'll just leave it there. Them. Exactly. You see a white Mercedes Benz pull up outside the studio. Clint! Sorry, sorry, we'll leave it. We'll just leave it there.

Stop. I'm not involved in this. We've got a fun show for you today. You brought it up. No. You brought it up. I was reading it off the internet. We have a fun show planned for you today. Okay. No pyramid schemes. No pyramid schemes whatsoever. We will only try and sell you the hottest hits

and the coolest conversation. That's the only scheme we've got running. I want to do something, a bit of an experiment to start the show today. Of course, there is a certain name going around at the moment, which could be copying some unfair criticism. Don't try and hook people in with what name is it. No, no, I'm going to say the name because I want

them to call. Yeah. Okay. Karens. All of a sudden we live in a society where Karen has gone from being a very normal name that your mum or your auntie might have had to being a bit of a slur. No, well to the person who wants to ask for the manager. 100%. So what I want

to ask, if you know what a Karen is, does it mean that your Karen is a Karen? This is what I'm going to ask. Is your mum named Karen? And is she a Karen? No, you know what? You don't even have to ask that. We just want people to call if you have a mum.

Named Karen. Or an auntie, could be an auntie. Someone you know really well named Karen. Yeah, do you have a Karen in your life? Yeah, mum or an auntie. Call us now. 0800 dial ZM. We'll do a bit of a test and see if it's accurate if the Karen moniker is correct What does that mean?

Karen moniker? Like the I thought, I was like where does moniker come into this? Like title Oh, right Yeah Oh, there you go

I learnt a new word We're all learning, aren't we? Okay, 0800 dial ZM Oh, we've got a full board Fantastic We'll talk to these people straight after Mitch James Down the Karens Learn to new words. We're all learning, aren't we? Okay, 0800 dial ZM. Oh, we've got a full board. Fantastic. We'll talk to these people straight after Mitch James. Down the Karens. From time to time, certain names get associated with certain things,

and it sucks to have that name because it's overshadowed by the stereotype. Most of the time, it's names getting a bad rap. Yeah, like imagine you had the name David Bain in the 90s. That would have been a tough time. You know? Oh, my God. No, I'm right, though. Yeah, you wouldn't want that name, no.

I knew a guy in the mid-2000s called Chris Brown. And I was like, rough ride ahead for you for the next little while. Wouldn't be ideal if you got the name Ted Bundy. Exactly right. Exactly right. Oh, you can say Ted Bundy, but I can't say David Bain. Well, you started it. I'm just making a local reference, okay?

The name of the moment is Karen. To be a Karen is a thing. I think it's Karen, can I please speak to the manager? Exactly right. That kind of is what started it. To clear up any confusion, I actually have the Wikipedia definition of what a Karen is. Oh, this is very, very real and correct. Well, it's such a phenomenon that there is a Wikipedia definition.

Isn't that crazy? Here it is. Wikipedia defines a Karen as a term for a person perceived to be entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is considered appropriate or necessary. Such women are often depicted as demanding and wanting to speak to the manager and having a particular bob cut hairstyle. Oh, God.

But is it accurate to find out we want to speak to New Zealanders who either know a Karen or are a Karen? First one is Manny, and your friend's mum is a Karen, Manny. Yes, my friend's mum is Karen. And what are your thoughts on her? Does she fit the bill? Oh, she hits the mark. And above. Oh no. Have you ever seen her ask for the manager? Oh, she sent us back. So there's a group

of friends, right? And most of us are all over 18 except my friend, we'll just call him Bob just because I don't want to help him out. But yeah, Bob's mum told us to go back to McDonald's and get some more fries because they weren't hot. Oh, right.

So she sent you back to talk to the manager of McDonald's. So literally what it says. Okay, well that's one for yes, Karens are Karens. Casey's here. Hi, Casey. Hi, Casey. Hi. This is a first person account. Your mum is a Karen. Yes, she is. Okay,

Casey, be careful because you're talking about your mother. So she is, so sorry, she is Karen but the question is, is she a Karen? Yeah. She is, but not to the person's face. Right. So she's like all of us then.

Or me and my brother get it. Yes. She will say, oh yes, I'm going to talk to the manager, blah, blah, blah, I'm going to talk to this person, get all hyped up, talk to them or is on the phone to them and she is the loveliest person in the world. She can't follow through. I think she's a 50% Karen, your mum.

So yeah, okay, interesting. Thank you for calling. Andrew's here. Hi, Andrew. G'day, Andy. How you going? Well, my mum's a Karen, but she's one of those just walked in the door and all the staff go, oh, God, here's a Karen.

Right. Oh, no. So she emits a Karen energy even before she says her name. 100%. Most lovely lady you'd ever meet, but just do not cross her. Do not overcook her steak. Do not short her wine. Don't cross her.

Yeah, yeah, right. Andrew, I need to ask, does she have, what kind of haircut does she have? So it's not quite a bob, but it's never, ever been past the neckline. So very, very short and always keeps very short. So she's got that sort of, yeah, that Karen look about her. So I hate to say it, but it's a pretty hard thing to lose for Karen. And that's your mum? That's your mum that you're saying this about.

100%. The amount of free wines and bottles of wine we've had at meals and meals thrown in. So having a Karen in the family has actually been beneficial for you guys? 100%. Well, I mean, I've learned so much off her. I never pay full price for anything. If something goes wrong, I become a bit of a Karen.

You're the second generation of Karen. Yeah. I like it. We're going to wrap this up with a real-life Karen. Oh, here we go. From the horse's mouth. Yeah. Karen, good afternoon.

Hello. Would you like to speak to our manager? No, I wouldn't. I'd just like to kind of, you know, put it out there. I do not have a bad cat because, come on, that's pretty bad. Yeah. And, you know, like, can we just chuck in, like, her name's Susan or Tracy because I think they're worse than Karen.

Like, I'm really not that bad. Yeah, right. I hear what you're saying, Karen, because I definitely feel like there's always a Susan somewhere. A Susan, yeah, a Susan word. Somewhere in the office, you know. Susan's always in everyone's business. A Susan. A Susan, yeah, a Susan work. Somewhere in the office, you know. Susan's always in everyone's business. A Tiffany.

I mean, it's pretty bad when your own kids take the mickey out of you, you know, with the memes that are coming in. They're like, respect the drip, Karen. Well, we appreciate hearing from a real-life Karen. Thank you, Karen. And you seem fun. You are very welcome. I am fun.

See, Karens aren't bad. Yes, Karen, you're all right with us. No, I'm not that bad. Yeah, you're a big kid. All right, I'm going to have to let you go now, Karen. Thanks, Karen. Brian Clint. You're a new dad, Clint,

and this is something that you might have to think of in the future. Okay. Because this story is about a couple who, they had a 10-month-old baby and they recently hired a nanny to look after him. Oh, yeah. Anyway, they decided they would put some cameras in and around the house. People call them, what, nanny cams?

Nanny cams or, like, you can get them pretty cheap these days. Yeah, quite cheap. And they all just network up to an app on your phone. And you can check in or whatever. I don't know what people do with them. People now repurpose baby monitors. Like if you get a good baby monitor. It's security, right?

They're security cameras. After you don't need a baby monitor anymore, just put it by the front door and then you've got a full-time security camera in your house. Yeah, so that's what these people did. They had them around the house. And so the mother-in-law apparently, you know, asked them, can I have the login? Oh, yeah. To the nanny camps. Mother-in-law. Who's mother-in-law apparently, you know, asked them, can I have the login to the nanny camps?

Mother-in-law. Who's mother-in-law? The dad. So the dad's mum. The dad's mum asked the wife, hey, can I have the login? Yeah. The wife was like, oh, I don't know about that. I don't really want my mother-in-law watching us all the time.

It's very personal. Quite personal. So she said no. Anyway, a couple of weeks later, the mother-in-law sent a text which pretty much alluded to the fact like she knew that the baby was up from its nap. Oh, no. Oh, no.

She's doing distance grandparenting. So the husband ended up giving his mum the login. He either gave it to her or she hacked the system. I don't know if she would have hacked the system. I think he just gave it to her. She's Mr. Robot. She's like, I'm in. Gary, I'm in.

I can see what they're having for dinner. Macaroni cheese. Not what I would have made for dinner. Where's the vegetables? Where's the vegetables? What are your thoughts on that? I'd feel quite like as the wife, I'd be like, what? If you didn't want the password given out

and your husband's given the password out, then you should feel betrayed is how you should feel. Yeah. But at the same time, this is the problem with all the technology we're putting in our houses now. This is the thing that worries me. Because we've got Alexa and Google and Siri and even just saying their names,

I would have woken them up in your house. But here's the thing, I woke them up because they're always listening. They're always listening. And the more stuff you put in your house, which I'm all for. I love having a smart house. Give me more.

Give me a camera in the shower. I don't care at this stage. Why? Why would you want a camera? No, that's too far. Yeah, that was the wrong thing But you've got to be aware That the more you put in The more accessible your house is

Your mother-in-law having access Is helpful if she comes over to babysit And you don't have to set up her phone every time But yeah But why would the mother-in-law ever need it? If she was babysitting She'd need to see the camera in the kid's bedroom. Oh, she'd need to be able to see the babies.

Yeah. But it's like those TVs these days that obviously have voice-activated stuff. Yeah, yeah. You know, are they always listening? Yeah. Yeah. So where does that go?

They're always listening. There's plenty of conspiracy theories about where they go and whether the stuff is being stored, whether it's being cached or it's actually being uploaded somewhere because you've experienced it with your phone. I'm going to sound like a crazy conspiracy theorist. No, I think everyone thinks this.

But, you know, this is what you're dealing with with your phone. You say, man, I'd love to get some Air Force Ones and then all of a sudden there's five ads for Air Force Ones in your feed. I saw something really interesting on TikTok the other day and it was this woman that she showed you how to go through an iPhone and turn off all these things that are running in the background. So it's like stuff where it literally, location and it picks up your like most visited locations and it picks up, you know, there's stuff in the back end of your iPhone where it can send it to like companies and stuff like information. Yeah. The best way around it is to passively aggressively trick your mother-in-law into revealing the

fact that she has the passwords by saying some stuff in conversation in the house. And then when she brings it up in conversation, you go, ha ha, I knew you were watching us on the nanny cam. That's the healthy way to deal with that relationship. But I'll leave it up to you. How are you still married? Bree and Clint. Time for the latest.

From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, there's some big Beyonce news around today. Fill us in. Oh, this is so hectic. 100 million reasons to be going and seeing the cinemas in no time at all because Beyonce is signing a three

movie Disney deal. 100 million bucks. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money, right? Well, here's the thing. You know, obviously she brings the star power. She fills those seats. And of course she will, of course, appear on the soundtrack of the Disney films as well. We don't know

what they are going to be. We don't know anything about it, actually. All we know is she's got a big fat check worth $100 million on her way. They must have got what they wanted from casting her in The Lion King because that's her first Disney movie, right? When she did the most recent Lion King. She was Nala.

Are they doing a Lion King sequel? Remember they did Pumbaa and Timon's Big Adventure or something like that? Are we getting Lion King? I don't know about that. I do have a little bit more goss on this, actually, because this has always fascinated me. I don't even know whether we've ever spoken about this on the show yet,

but did you know Beyonce was actually the person who was supposed to star in A Star Is Born with Bradley Cooper? That is mind-blowing. I know. Here's the problem. The budget for the film was $40 million. Her fee was $20 million. Okay.

They got Lady Gaga for $8 million. In the end, they literally and simply could not afford Beyonce because she wanted $20 million.

She's worth it, but when you spend half the budget on one person, that kind of doesn't leave enough for the rest of the film, unfortunately.

It would also piss someone like Bradley Cooper off if he knew she was getting half the budget for the whole film because he's got to get paid out of the rest of it and then unfortunately. It would also piss someone like Bradley Cooper off if he knew she was getting half the budget for the whole film because he's got to get paid out of the rest of it and then they've got to pay for everything else, including the cameras. Heaven forbid she would have been

paid more. Can you imagine Lady Gaga singing those songs? Oh, good point. I see what you're saying. Beyonce. Oh, absolutely. I can see that. Beyonce would have been, I think, quite amazing in that role. What do you think? I can't, because would have been I think quite amazing in that role what do you think?

I can't because I hear Gaga in those songs so strongly Gaga was so iconic I can't hear her singing them but I'm sure she would have been great she owned it so much all you can see now

is Lady Gaga in that role I think yeah by the way I didn't mean Bradley Cooper should get paid more I know that is the way it came across

and I apologise oh it's ok that's the latest it's brought to you by Bumble, the social networking app where women make the first move. Bree and Clint. Did you hear about the video that went viral this week out of China, which appeared to be a little baby panda being walked across

an intersection on a leash? No, a panda. A panda. Panda. Panda. Panda, panda. Panda, panda. Panda, panda, panda, panda.

Yeah, so it was on June 6th and it was a video out of the city of Leshan, China. And it appeared to be a black and white baby panda in the middle of like just people everywhere. Wow. And people were like, what is going on? I don't know. You could walk them on a leash. Well, there shouldn't be a panda in public anyway. Well, you don't know.

Look, look at it. There's a photo of it. It looks like a panda. It looks like a panda. I know nothing about pandas, and I know that those pandas are native to China. Yes. So I don't know how they operate. I don't know what the deal is.

Do you think people are riding kangaroos to school in Australia? Again, I don't know what you guys do over there. It's up to you guys. Anyway, the video went absolutely ballistic and people were like, what are they doing? You know, that's crazy. And then it turns out that it was actually a chow chow dog named Me New. Yeah.

And they'd coloured it black and white. Fantastic. To look like a panda. Yeah. And people were so confused because they thought it was a real panda. Wow. I'm looking at the panda right now. That is an incredible recreation.

Isn't that crazy? They've done white on the fur and then black on the ears and black circles around the eyes like a giant panda. Wow. Because those Chow Chow dogs, I love Chow Chows. They look like big teddy bears. They do look like big teddy bears. Yeah.

And they're from China too, I'm pretty sure. The Chow Chows? Yeah, the Chow Chows. Possibly. Yeah, I think there might have been a, I don't know. I don't know, but I think there might have been a temple dog at some stage, I don't know. I don't know, but I think there might have been a temple dog at some stage. But yeah, cool.

Isn't it wild to think that a dog, like to me, because when I saw that, I was like, that looks so much like a panda. This is great news too, because we're looking for a spike in tourism here in New Zealand. And I don't know that we have any panda. How about Hamilton Zoo go and get themselves a couple of chow chow? Yeah. And I mean, in fantastic conditions obviously

And paint them up That's a cheap way of getting them Put them in an enclosure and say come on down to see the great Hamilton Panda That's good Because I thought you were going to say let's find a cat and make it look like a kiwi That'll work too Yeah Speaking of don't start now and make it look like a kiwi. That'll work too.

Speaking of Don't Start Now, I was having a conversation with one of my flatmates last night and we were talking about questions you just hate answering and questions you just really don't like when people ask. Oh, yeah. And I thought it's probably different for everyone and I really want to know what is the question that does it for people listening. Yeah. That you're just like.

Your most hated question. I hate this question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think it would be for you in this moment in your life? I know what it is. Because I feel like it changes. I know what it is for me. What is it?

What? Oh, no, I thought I was going to be able to guess, but. No, do you want to try and guess? Can I try and guess? Yeah. Is the question you hate the most right now in your life? Yeah. So when are you having another one?

Oh. No, and that's in relation to the baby. No, because I don't get asked. It's only you guys that get asked that question. We do get asked that a lot. Men don't get asked that question. When are you going to start a family? Yeah, that's when you'd get, right? Yeah. Men don't get asked that question. When are you going to start a family? Yeah, that's when you'd get, right?

No, that's not my question. Oh, it's getting late. It's getting late on in the piece for you. And I'm like, I'm 30. It's not that late. The question I hate. Yeah. How's work?

Because, and I'll tell you why I hate this question. Oh, why? Because. They should know if they listen. No, well, yeah. Get the podcast, bruh. Get the podcast. No, because you don't Get the podcast, bruh. Get the podcast. No, because you don't care.

And I'm going to ask you, how's work? I don't care. Like, I don't care. It's just such a. It's such a. You don't want to hear. It's such a small talk question. It really is, yeah.

So it's like a default. So how's work? I'm like, it's fine. Do you want to go into the ins and outs of like some of the promotional activity we've got planned or... No-one cares. Yeah, that's a good point. So my tated question, how's work?

That's a really good point. Producers, do you guys have one of these questions? Yes. All right, Ellie. Yes, I do. What's it for you? When people go, oh, my God, did you know you have really dry hands?

I'm like, no, no, no way. Thank you for telling me. I had no idea. Rude. That's a rude question. It's also not like I don't live with it every day. Yeah, I know. They're on the end of my arm. Exactly. Stop commenting on people's bodies, skin, everything like that. Okay, alright. Yours is very unique.

Very quite unique. That's a personal thing for me. Ben, have you got a most hated question? I used to get a lot. I don't get it as often now, but it was both my parents are teachers and it was always like, oh, why have you got a most hated question? I used to get a lot. I don't get it as often now, but both my parents are teachers and I was always like, oh, why are you not a teacher like them? That's relatable to a lot of people. Because I'm not smart. I thought yours would be, when are you getting rid of that moustache?

No. Sometimes. What's yours? I think I really don't like when people go, have you had a haircut? Because I've never had a haircut and I'm really quite self-conscious. You've never had a haircut? No, like I've really had a haircut and I'm quite self-conscious that my hair breaks off by itself and it's quite short.

It's self-cutting. Yeah, so whenever someone goes, oh, your hair looks great. Did you have a haircut? No. I'm like, no, I didn't. Right, okay. You know, thanks for noticing that I didn't. Yeah.

God, we must be four hard people to talk to, eh? These are all just people showing an interest in our lives and be like, oh, can you shut the hell up, you annoying person? But everyone would have one. Everyone would have that question. Do you reckon the age one comes up? How old are you? Yeah, do you reckon people hate that? I don't know.

I reckon there's going to be, and if we're going to ask people, I'd love to know what the most commonly hated question is. Yeah. Baby one will be a huge one. Yes. Getting married will be a huge one, I think. Oh, yeah. So when are you guys going to get married?

When are you sealing the deal? Yeah, yeah. And single people, there'd be special questions that you guys would get as well. Yeah. Why are you single? Because I want to be. Sometimes. Because I'm undateable.

Thanks for bringing it up. Thanks a lot. And this is good because I guess if you're listening, you can kind of learn, but maybe the question's not to ask. Good. It's good social etiquette for us. 0800DARLS at M or text us now on 9696. What is the question you hate being asked the most?

Social learning experience for everyone this afternoon. Yeah. About what are the questions you hate being asked the most? Yeah. These are questions that once you learn them, you can remove them from your small talk. Exactly. Because if people don't like them, there's no point in asking them.

I don't enjoy being asked, how's work? And the only reason I don't enjoy that is because you don't care and I don't care about your job. So let's just skip that one. There's some really great ones coming through on the text machine. Some which I also relate to and people listening are probably going to relate to. Someone said, and I've had this before,

they said, I'm really tall and people always ask me, do you play basketball? Or how tall are you? Our boss, Ross Boss, who's six foot nine, his whole life I think. And I've played indoor netball with him,

and there's no way he ever played basketball. Trust me, a basketball team would have to be so desperate to get that man to play. I mean, you know. No, he's awful. No, he's all right. No, no, no, I can't get this point across enough. He sucks at sport so much.

Like, there's just no... But he is lovely and tall. Isaac is here. Hey, Isaac. Hi, mate. Like, there's just no... But he is lovely and tall. Isaac is here. Hey, Isaac. Hi, mate. Hey. Hey, guys. What's the question for you

that you hate being asked? So, whenever I go for a run, my face turns really red. And so, I always get asked, did you know your face looks like a tomato? He's like, no, I would have never guessed that.

Oh, I hate that too. Yep, fair enough. Yeah. Did you know your face is really red? Oh, I hate that too. Yeah, fair enough. Did you know your face is really red? Oh, what? Is there liquid coming out of it too? Kathy's here. Hi, Kathy. Hi, Kathy.

Hi. What's the question for you, Kathy, where you're like, oh, I hate this question? I used to get it a lot a couple of years ago, and that was why would you break up with him? Oh, that's a bad one because it makes them obviously let you know they think it was a bad decision. Yeah, and a lot of people didn't realise at the time it was a really super toxic relationship behind doors.

You don't know. You don't know what's going on in someone else's relationship. There's obviously a reason. Yeah. That's a rough question to ask anyone. Why did you guys break up? I was hot gossip because it was about four months before we were due to get married and I left him.

Oh, wow. So everyone's like, why would you break up with him? How long before that question stopped being asked? Like a good seven months. Oh, did you just turn your phone off and not answer any calls? Yeah, I just stopped talking to people. That's a good idea, Cathy. Okay, Cathy, that's a good one. Thank you. Someone else has texted through and they

said, I hate being asked, are you sick? No, I just don't have any makeup on today. Oh, that is so relatable for the girls. Why do you look different? Because I'm not wearing damn mascara, okay? Brittany, hi. Hello. Brittany, what is it for you? So this is

oddly specific to me, but I was born with a strawberry birthmark on my forehead. Oh, yeah? Okay. And it's faded a bit now, but everyone's like, what happened to you as a kid? Are you okay? Oh, that's annoying.

Are you okay? I love how people just think it's okay to ask those things too. Yeah. I know. They're like, oh, do you know there's something on your forehead? I'm like, no. No. I'm not aware of that.

Really? Oh, my God, I've got to get myself a mirror one day. I haven't looked at myself in the mirror every day for the last however many years. That is weirdly specific to you, Brittany, but I think relatable for anyone who has any kind of... Something like that. That's a little bit different. Some kind of feature that stands out.

Yeah. Jordan, hi. Hi, Jordan. What is the question that you hate being asked? Well, I'm probably not alone on this. There's probably some Māoris out there that are pretty fed up with this question. Yeah. I get asked all the time, are you an islander, Brie?

What island are you from? They're not. I'm Māori. I'm from the North Island. You think people would have got the idea by now, Jordan. Are you sick of this one too, Jordan? Yeah, but how Maori are you? Like what percentage?

That question is so rude Yeah, that one as well Okay, interesting You don't eat gimmas? Are you even a Maori? Oh, that's not okay to say What land do you own? Do you have any land?

Do you like seafood? Yeah, no, it's not okay, guys Jordan, thank you for the insight, bro We really appreciate it Cheers Thanks, Jordan He was okay, guys. Jordan, thank you for the insight, bro. We really appreciate it. Cheers. Thanks, Jordan. He was lovely, wasn't he? Bree and Clint.

Breaking news, everybody. We've got no COVID-19 cases in New Zealand. And we're at level one. I mean, I know it's not breaking, breaking, but it's still pretty good news. This is late breaking news. It's late breaking news. There you go.

Which means, I don't know if you've realised this, this weekend will be the first weekend where we can really go out and get together like we used to. Oh, mate, rain on me tsunami, I tell you. I know, right? Hands up to the sky. I'm about to fly. Bars will no longer need you to sit down.

You'll no longer require a single server. You won't have to book tables. It's like it used to be. You can just roll in and out of bars to your heart's content until you end up at McDonald's at 3 a.m. I've just realised something. All the people that work in bars have been loving their life and now are dreading going back to the way it used to be.

Well, let's do them a favour by getting the message out there about what we can and can't do. I do want to know what the rules are, yeah. I think you and I should call a bar and just see where the grey area is, I guess. Put some situations to them. This will be good for everyone

because there's going to be a lot of people heading out this weekend. Yeah. So it's good to know what you can and can't do. Let's put in a call now and find out. Chopper to Mr. Doe speaking. I can help you. Hi, how are you? Good. How are you? Yeah, good, good. Level one now, right? It's level one?

Level one it is. So we're on. We can come back in and we can do all the things we used to do in the bars? You can. Cool. I just got a couple of things. My friend Bree is here as well. We wanted to check before we come in. G'day. We're really excited. We're pretty keen. Can we dance?

We can dance. When we come in the bar, we can dance. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Can we kiss random people that we might have met just at your bar? You can. Yeah. Woo!

Yeah! Can we do that in the toilets with them? You can do that in the toilet with them. Oh, this sounds like a good time. Can we dance on the tables? You can. Whoa! Whoa. Can we dance on the tables? You can. Whoa. Can we do the worm?

You can do the worm. You can do the worm. Okay, cool. Can I, if I order a shot of black Zambuca from you, can I ask you to lie down on the bar and I do that shot of Zambuca out of your belly? No, that didn't change. That is a rule that doesn't matter.

We can't set things on fire. No, you don't have to set it on fire. Don't set it on fire. Not on fire, just out't matter. We call it, we find sad things on fire. No, you don't have to set it on fire. Don't set it on fire. Not fire, just out of the belly button. I just want to do it off your body. If it's on fire, you can do it off my belly. Okay. Good.

You've locked us in, that's for sure. To be honest, it sounds like the best weekend ever. It sounds like the best weekend ever and the best bar ever. What time do you open tomorrow? We open at 11.30. Perfect. We'll be there at 10. Bree and Clint.

Look, I'm in the market for a new alarm clock song. Oh yeah? I think it's time. You're sick of your alarm. Yeah, I'm sick of my alarm. They've got a lifespan. They give you, when you hear it, it needs to come with a trigger warning because it reminds you, for me, of the

worst part of your day, waking up. Absolutely. It makes me shudder every time. What's yours? What alarm do you have on at the moment? It's a standard one which is inside my phone. Yes. Because I've had songs in the past and I've always gone,

this song makes me feel good. It'll make me wake up feeling good. Yep. And the opposite happens. I just end up hating the song that used to make me feel good. What songs have you burnt through? I've used Kings of Leon songs before. Not Sex on Fire.

No, but that's... Not a bad song to wake up to. Too aggressive. Am I right? It's an aggressive way to wake up. Well, I thought, you know, let's do some shopping around, see what is some of the worst ones to keep away from. Sure.

But I did some Googling and I found some of the best songs that they believe you should be waking up to. Okay. So they reckon that this song from Avicii is a really good one. Oh, Wake Me Up. Yeah. Yeah. This is nice.

It's got a little build to it. Kind of got a build. All right, time to get up. You're slowly waking up. Yeah. Yeah. This is nice. It's got a little build to it. Kind of got a build. All right, time to get up. You're slowly waking up. Yeah. Rubbing your eyes. It's come down a little bit. Oh, yeah.

And you've got time and it builds slowly. Maybe I am ready to face the day. Am I? Let me check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, yeah. I feel a bit of momentum. Yeah, I can see that.

All right, I'm just going to sit up for a second. Am I dreaming? Are we going to do the whole wake-up routine? Yeah, no, we're not. And they reckon this is the top song. Wait, I think this is the bit I want to get out of bed. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready.

Yeah, I'm ready. First thing I do, I'm going straight to the toilet. Yeah, not bad. They reckon this song here is one of the best all-time songs to set for your alarm. Cold Play. Viva La Vida. Yeah, I can see this. I reckon this could get old quick though.

It's quite a fast tempo to wake up to. It kind of sounds like an alarm. Yeah. Eventually everything would sound like an alarm Yeah true That's the problem Very true Let's go the other way And let's go through some ones we reckon would be not great

Yep To wake up to I thought your classic Crazy Frog What's going on? This is torture. Can you imagine, like, you sleep over at someone's house and you put an alarm on and this starts going off at 6.30.

You would think you were being raided. This is crazy. But then once you got to this bit, it might be okay. You just got to get through the alien sounding... Does anyone else want to input something that would be horrible? I can't figure out whether my alarm idea would be awesome or horrible. Okay, what is it? It's this track here.

It's got the right connotations. Yeah. But is it too happy Is my issue I reckon eventually This would be the alarm Where you would smile Through the pain Yeah right

Before you go go Cause I'm not playing Cause it comes in easy And it goes Pajoodabug Pajoodabug Starts slowly Yeah

Would maybe shock you Out of sleep too I think What about producers Have you guys got a suggestion I had an old school mate That used to use this alarm It's the old Sonic theme song music. This one here.

And he used to use that when I'd go over and I was like, you've got to turn that off right now. No, no. Oh, that's intense. I don't even like it now. What is wrong with your friend? I was like, you've got to change it to a cool song. That'd be like the Mario Brothers one.

Do you guys remember that one when he goes into the castle? And it gets angry when he goes... Yeah, that one. Yeah, right. It'd be like waking up to that. Ellie, what have you got? This classic drop from Nicki Minaj here. Awful.

I'm into it. Do you want to wake up to this? I D you. Pound the alarm. I D you to set this as your alarm. Yeah, because I will pound the alarm if I hear it. Yeah. Yeah, right.

Those are all terrible options. Right, steer clear of those. I looked up what is classically the worst one. Yep. And this is what I, it was the Minions banana song that came up. Really? That's what people said was one of the most horrific ones to set for an alarm. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, na, na.

Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, na, na. Oh. Ba, ba, ba, ba, na, na. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, na. I mean, we're all liking it now, but imagine it after 100 times at 6.30. I quite like it at the moment. keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier as it heralds new podcast the front page is your short sharp daily news podcast join me damian venuto every weekday morning as i chat with journalists and newsmakers going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know

on the biggest news stories of the day listen to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Free and Clint. Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart.

Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. She's not good at many things, but this is her domain. This is her coliseum.

Your chance to take Brie on in our movie guessing game and Esther Grace, you get the chance to do it today. Good afternoon. Hello. Kia ora. Kia ora. You'll be playing for $100 of mobile fuel this afternoon and every week there's a theme.

Now, because this is the second to last day that producer Ellie is on the Bree and Clint team. Okay. Today's theme is Ellie's favourite movies. the second to last day that producer Ellie is on the Bree and Clint team. Okay. Today's theme is Ellie's favourite movies. Oh, I feel like Ellie and I... Oh, come on. Oh, come on, Esther. Similar.

You've had two years to get to know Ellie, Esther, okay? If you haven't been paying attention, that's your fault, okay? Come on, Esther. Look, they're all well-known movies. Okay. She's not exactly a film snob, all right? Yeah, she's a basic thing. I am very basic.

Just keep that in mind, Esther Grace. Just like me. Just like me. What I would like you to do, Ellie, is confirm whether the answer given is correct or incorrect. Okay, yeah, I can do that. Esther, what I would like you to do is buzz in with your name. You can just go Esther because it's shorter than Esther Grace

so that you get it in time. Yep. Or can we go Edie? You can go Edie if you want. That's totally fine. Yep, Edie. Lesko. Yep. I'm going to go ED. You can go ED if you want. That's totally fine. Yep, ED. Let's go. Let's go.

You're great, Esther. Don't wait for me to finish the movie. And go as soon as you're ready, because Brie is going to be hot on these things, okay? And now... Okay, kia ora, kia ora. Initiate focus mode. Whoa, you grew a monobrow when you go into focus mode. I know.

It's something that happens. Here we go. Movie number one. A sad little rich girl and her orphaned tomboy meet at a summer camp. Break. Break. Edith. It's Aladdin.

That is incorrect. Edith, you want a free guess? Parent Trap. Parent Trap. Also incorrect, but great guess. Great guess. I'll continue with the plot line. You're both still in the game.

A sad little rich girl and an orphaned tomboy meet at a summer camp and discover that they are each other's exact double. Bree. I know the movie. We watched it. I watched it recently. Did you? It's got the Olsen twins in it.

Does it? What is it called? Something. I'm going to need an answer. I'm sorry. Nah, it's gone. Esther, Grace, free guess. Can it be the closest to the answer? No.

The closest to the answer to the clue. Have a stab in the dark. Okay. Can I take a whakarungu to the pandu again, please? We can't do it again, I'm sorry. Okay, okay. That's okay. Do you want to have a guess or no?

Because I'll move on to the next movie. Okay, we'll just say I just heard the Olsen twins. So I'll just tuck in any Olsen twins movie and go with... I'm going to buzz you out. Are you still there? Sorry. Sorry, it takes two. I was going to say take out. Are you still there? Sorry. It takes two. I was going to say take that.

Oh, yeah. It was somewhere in there somewhere. Let's move on to number two. Next one, next one. Movie number two. I love how keen Esther is. I love it. So funny.

An overly enthusiastic lover of music gets thrown out of his band. Brie. Brie. Bohemian Rhapsody. Good guess, but no, incorrect. What the hell? Yeah. Esther Grace, free guess.

A good lover of music gets thrown... But did you finish your question before she jumped in? No, no. So when she buzzes in, it means I stop, and then you get a free guess. And if you get it wrong, then I'll keep reading the plot after you have a free guess. Oh, okay, okay.

Um... But I will buzz you out. Oh, my. Yeah, yeah. I'll carry on, I'll carry on. So we get some more of the plot. Here we go. An overly enthusiastic

lover of music gets thrown out of his band and finds himself in desperate need of work. Posing as a substitute music teacher. Bree. School of rock.

She's got it. Correct. Yes. Oh, what's that? What's that? Nice. Thank you, S. Four and a half minutes

and we have one point on the board. Here we go. Here comes the, if you get this, the final movie, Brie. Yes. A school student starts off badly when he learns a deranged killer has escaped from prison and is bent on murdering the teenager. A swarm of nasty dementors

Brie. It's Harry Potter. Yeah, which one is it? Is it Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban? Oh, she's got it! Yes! She's got it!

The Harry Potter hater wins! Sorry, Esther. Esther, can you come back next week? Thank you so much. I's got it. The Harry Potter hater wins. Sorry, Esther. Esther, can you come back next week, though? Thank you so much. Thank you. I've enjoyed it. Enjoyed you guys' company. Kia ora.

Well done. Esther, come back next week. I love you. Esther Grace. Oh, he's just given me more reasons to chill out and watch more movies. Brie and Clint. She's nervous. Yeah, there's no shame in admitting that you don't know something.

In fact, that's the only way you'll learn. Brie was brave enough to do it on air this week. I didn't do it on purpose. No, you didn't do it on purpose, but you did find something out about men and their toilet habits. This is the question. It was sparked from me saying that men use a lot less toilet paper than women because we don't need it every time we go.

And you said... Wait. Yeah? Do men not use toilet paper when they're. Number ones. Number ones. No. Never.

I'm still really shook by that. So was a lot of the women that I've talked to. My wife, when I told her that you'd asked the question, she went, I knew that. But yuck. It's kind of like, because I pictured us ladies going to the bathroom and just kind of shaking and then not using toilet paper. Just doing a little hip wiggle and then. I would never do that. Yeah, right. Well, we do

and that's established. What has led us to realise though is there are lots of things we don't know about each other as men and women, right? Because we've never had to experience it. Yeah. So we've opened our DMs up on our Bree and Clint Instagram and Ali has the questions that have come in. Now Bree, never had to experience it yeah so we've opened our dms up on our brilliant clint instagram and ellie has the questions that have come in now brie you're going to answer all the questions that men

have for women oh god i hope i even know these and i'm going to answer the questions that women have for men and i hope i do a good job okay ellie what have we got okay the first one when guys do a poo and they need to we at the same time, do they just aim downwards? Do you do that? Yeah, because you'd be sitting, obviously. Let's hope so. So how does that work? Does that physics work there?

Yeah, how does that happen? When you're sitting down, it hangs between your legs and just naturally points itself down or towards the front of the bowl. You'll notice the front of the bowl has a curve on it and that catches it. You just guide it. Yeah. You're like, that way, that way. No, it takes care of itself.

Oh. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Okay. We've got a lot of girls asking questions here. More girls asking. Okay.

But there's a guy one here. How comfy can G's be to wear? I don't think I'm the best female to be asking this. I don't wear G-strings myself, but I know a lot of ladies who find them very comfortable and I think it depends on the brand and what they're made of. Because as a man, I've heard women say they're incredibly comfortable, but they look like the most uncomfortable thing. Yeah.

Like it's permanent, permanent wedgie. Yeah. Yeah, and I just think about do I want something constantly up my date? And I just don't think that I do. Oh, great. Love it. Well, it kind of is. It's literally up your-

No, it's on, not up. Well, sorry, on, same thing. Gosh. No, it kind of is. It's on, not up. No, it's on, not up. Well, sorry, on, same thing. Gosh. No, I agree. People are like, G-strings do what? Thank you for your honesty. Yeah, well, I'm just saying. Now, can dudes, this is for you, Clint,

can dudes do penis farts like sometimes we can do fanny farts? Okay, are these all downstairs focused? Well, I guess so. That's the main difference, isn't it? Yeah. Right? Yeah, do they? I want to know that. No, you these all downstairs focused? Well, I guess so. That's the main difference, isn't it? Yeah. Right? Yeah, do they? I wouldn't know that.

No, you can't. Okay. No, you can't. I thought that'd be quite funny if you could. Yeah, that's a special... No, because if men could do it, we would do it, you would know about it.

Yeah, true. We wouldn't be able to stop doing it. We'd be like... Yeah, that's a special talent for us ladies. Here's one for you, Brie. Are two bras really more comfortable than a push-up bra? Wait, two bras?

Yeah, I hadn't heard of this either, but apparently that's the thing. I think this is a misconception. I don't think ladies ever go, I'm going to whack two bras on today to give me an extra bit of push. Yeah, do they? No. Who asked that? You're giving men a bad name.

I will say, I will say, though, something that men might not know. In my personal female opinion, a strapless bra is the most uncomfortable bra. Agreed. Yep. Yeah. And it slips and it... Yeah.

Yeah. But it depends on... What? Oh, here we go. Mansplained. No, no, no. Sorry, no, no. For us.

No, no, no. No, I take it back. Someone on the text machine speaking of this said, do your boobs actually hurt when you run? Not if you've got a really good supportive sports bra yes

but if you don't have one on it does hurt it does how do you know that question wasn't directed to me yeah well that's true

good point there but then I will say for the bigger breasted ladies I can't comment but I have heard from friends that it is quite painful

a lot of the time give us one more each and then we're going to open the phone lines to see if there's other questions out there. Yeah, sweet. Okay. Do men actually helicopter with their ding-a-lings?

Yeah. When do you guys learn that? Is there a course that you take at Polytech? I don't know if all guys have mastered it, but I have. Oh, there you go. It's all about one leg forward and hip thrust. You've got to get behind it. You've got to get behind it.

I've got a question. Have you done it in front of anyone before? Only the woman I married. Oh, that's fun. There you go. That's a special show for Lucy. I saved it just for her. Now, I don't agree with this one,

but do girls ever sit down and think to themselves, wait a minute, I actually am wrong? Bree, that's a question for you. Okay. Look, I think there's been times where even if we say to you, I see it from your point of view and I may be slightly wrong, we're lying. We're just letting you have that one.

The phone lines are open now, okay? What we're going to do is carry this conversation on. I am currently representing all men in the world and Brie is representing all women in the world. I'm so sorry. Yeah, me too. But do you have questions? Have you got something you've always wanted to know

about the opposite sex? You can text us on 9696 or this is your chance. Call us, 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint. Look, we're answering the questions you've always wanted to know about the opposite sex. It's not great because we're not experts. No, you know we are.

You've been a man for how long? 33 years. And I've been a female for 30. So we have a bit of experience. We are experts. I've never been anything else. So we have a bit of experience. We are experts. I've never been anything else. So I'm doing my best to answer the questions and so are you on behalf of your category.

My gender, yes. I'm doing my part. Yeah. We've invited you in to ask the questions you've always wanted to know the answers to and this is the time. Lewis is here. G'day Lewis. Hello Lewis. What's going on? Not much. Have you got a question? I sure do.

All right, give it to us. All right, so I was just wondering, as a male, oh, as a female, sorry, do you guys notice that when you get camel toes? I will say, Lewis, sometimes they can kind of not feel like it's as bad as what it is and we're just as shocked as you. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, because I'll be honest, as a male, I do notice them. Yeah, that's all right. You can leave it at that. We get it. Thank you, Lewis. I think they go quite unnoticed from us because I don't think we're trying to have those. No, they just sneak up on you.

They do. I mean, they just sneak up on you. Okay, all right. Hayden, hello. Hi, Hayden. Hello. How are you? Yeah, good.

That's good. So you're obviously a man looking for a female answer, is that right? Yeah, that's right. All right, lay it on Bree. So Bree, how do you ladies manage to get your hair in a tail, that perfect turby type twist? Very good question. The tail turban. Okay, that perfect turby type of twist. Very good question.

The tail turban. Okay, that's a great question, Hayden. To be honest, I've never ever in my life had a time where I just didn't know how to do that. I've just always known. It's really weird. Yeah. And I feel like a lot of females, if they think about it right now, they'll go, yeah,

I've always known how to do that. Do you have enough hair to require a towel turban, Hayden, and you can't pull it off? Oh, in lockdown and probably in year 11 I did. So, Hayden, the trick is you throw your hair over the top, towel on top, you twist the towel first. In front of your face? In front of your face.

You flick the towel up and then you stand back up. So it's all done as you're bending over. It's quite a fluid motion too. That's my tip. And it just sits there nicely. Yeah. Good luck on your journey, Hayden. Maybe a YouTube tutorial.

God, it's all men who have got questions. I've got a question from a female on the Twitch machine. Okay, yeah, all right, lay it on me. Someone said, question for the men. How do you guys squish everything when you're wearing skinny jeans? How do you do that? Personally, I have never had a problem with that. No, personally, I'm glad the skinny jean trend is over.

Okay. All I can say is different men have different levels of success with that process. Right, so some men are more suited to skinny jeans. Definitely some are more suited. I've always wondered that too. Some men can't wear them. How do they sit? Is it like, does every man like place it the same way or do you just find what works for you best?

It falls naturally. Okay. Like it has a, it has a. And what's the natural way then? No, no, it's individual. So you will be a... And what's the natural way then? No, no, it's individual. So you will be a left-leaning or a right-leaning person. So wait, so there's no... And it just does itself.

There's no straight down the middle? At times there is, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Right. This is so... Interesting. Greg, hi, Greg.

Hi, Greg. G'day. What's your question? Well, for starters, I just want to say it's all females texting, but it's all males calling. Yeah, very good point. We have the balls to call and speak up. No, it's good.

I'm glad you guys are inquisitive. Or does that mean that the girls are busy and they just need to fire off the message? Or maybe the girls know a lot of these things. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Lay it on a screen. What's your question?

This is your one chance to ask a real-life woman a question that you've always wanted to know the answer to. What is it? Okay. Because guys tend to poop a lot more than girls. Right. Female. Well, that's a misconception in my opinion.

That's Greg's belief, though. Let's get the rest of the question. Okay, that's your belief, right? Sorry. Well, yeah. Yeah, that's your belief, right? Sorry. Yeah. And if it's an abrasive toilet paper, it does tend to get, you know, a little bit irritating and itchy. Yes. Do girls feel the same way on the front?

Oh. Right. Interesting. I think females, I think, and I mean, I'm just speaking from experience, we tend to fork out for the extra ply because obviously we've got areas that we're probably wiping more often. And are incredibly sensitive. And are more sensitive.

Oh, well, more sensitive. Quite sensitive. But I will say I'll debunk the other question he was asking. We do just as much as you do. Yeah. I can vouch for that working with Brie. I can. Oh, come on. I can. We're all human, is what I'm saying. We're going to finish

with AJ. It's an ambiguous name, isn't it? Oh, g'day mate, you're a man. G'day, AJ. So it's a question for Brie. Lay it on us. What the heck is going on in that bathroom? Why does it take all of you to head in there? When guys go into a bathroom, we barely acknowledge each other.

If your mate walks into the bathroom, you kind of just look at them and then look away. As soon as you step out, then you can talk to them. But in that bathroom, it's like a sacred zone. You don't even acknowledge they're there. Why do girls go together, you know? AJ, some questions were meant to be answered on this segment and others will never be answered on this segment. You've gone too far, man.

You've asked about the Chamber of Secrets. I'm drawing the line. That is a secret and I will take it to my grave. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger.

All right, Birthday Banger for your Thursday. We'll take these three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on their 16th. First up's Greg. G'day, Greg. G'day, Greg. G'day. How are you? Good.

How are you, Greg? Oh, I'm brilliant. That's great. Congrats on making it through for Birthday Banger. What's your birthday? 14th of January, 1985. Right, you were 16 in 2001 on the 14th of January. And Greg, this is your Birthday Banger.

Oh, what a banger. Yeah. Oh, he's into it. Yeah, I was worried he wouldn't be into it, but he's into it. Love it. Okay, some vintage J-Lo for you, Greg. Wait there, we'll see if you're the winner. Next up is Pav.

G'day, Pav. Hi, Pav. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm good, how are you guys? Very good, thanks. What's your birthday? Interesting enough, it's the 14th of January, but 1988.

Whoa, that's close. All right. You were 16 in 2004 on the 14th of January also. And this is your birthday banger. You got me lifted, feeling so gifted. Sugar, how you get so flashed. Sugar, sugar. Baby Bash. God, I love this song.

So hot, like I was blown. What do you think, Pav? Yeah, total change. Total change. Absolute banger for Baby Bash. You're not wrong. Okay, one more for Emma. Hi, Emma.

Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you doing, Emma? Good, thanks. That's good. What's your birthday? 22nd of April, 91. All right.

You were 16 in 2007 on the 22nd of April. And in 2007, this reached the top. This was massive. Bit of Nelly Furtado and Timbaland. They were a combination made in heaven, weren't they? Yeah, I think JT's on this track as well. I think so too, yeah. They were his two peoples at the time.

Give it to me. Timbaland, yeah. What do you think? Yeah. That was a good song back then. That was pretty good. That was a good song back then, yeah. Okay, cool.

Sweet. We've got a tough decision to make. Baby Bash. I like them all. J-Lo or Timberland. The one to me, I mean, that Nelly Furtado Timberland JT track stands out quite a lot. Yes. But the Baby Bash track stands out because...

You don't hear it. Ever. Yeah. In my opinion. The J-Lo song was very good and Greg was really into it as well. It was very good. I think up my votes for Sugar Sugar. Okay, let's do it. Pav, you've won Birthday Banger. Congratulations.

Woo! This one's for you, Pav. Live it up. Thank you. Brain cleanse it in. So tight So fine You got me lifted You got me lifted You got me lifted

Got me lifted, shifted, higher than the ceiling And woo-wee is the ultimate feeling You got me lifted, feeling so gifted Sugar, how you get so fly Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly You know it's leather when we ride We're bringing raw high

Doing what we do, watching screens getting high Girl, you keep it so fly with your sweet honey buns You was dead when the money gone You'll be dead when the money comes Off time, I can't lie I love to get blow low You're my little sugar, I'm your little chulo And every time we kick it, it's all to the groovy Treat you like my sticky icky or my sweet ooey gooey You got me lifted, shifted, higher than the ceiling

And wooey is the ultimate feeling You got me lifted, feeling so gifted Sugar, how you get so fly Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly? I ain't worried about a thing, cause I just get me a lick I got a fat sack and a super fly chick And uh-uh, and I ain't nothing you can say to a player Cause do I? She fly like the planes in the air That's right, she full on

Sittin' the wrong tone I'm diggin' the energy And I'm lovin' her ozone So fly like a dove Fly like a raven Quick to ball a dick with some fly Conversation in a natural mood And I'm a natural dude

And we some natural fools Blowin' out by the pool She like my sexy cool With blades on the provider Rockin' Doja Cubana Hydro and Aquana Got me lifted, shifted Higher than the ceiling

And woo-wee is the ultimate feeling You got me lifted, feeling so gifted Sugar, how you get so fly? Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly? Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly? Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly? We'll see you next time. Honey buns, you was dead with the money gone You'll be dead when the money comes You know it's leather when we ride We're dangin', we're all high Doin' what we do, watchin' screens gettin' high Girl, you keep it so fly with your sweet honey buns You was dead with the money gone

You'll be dead when the money comes For real though You got me lifted, shifted, higher than the ceiling And all of me is the ultimate feeling You got me lifted, feelin' so gifted Sugar, how you get so fly? Sugar gifted Sugar, how you get so fly? Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly? Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly?

Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly? Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly? So high like I'm a star So high like I'm a star So high like I'm a star So high like I'm a star So high like I'm a star My sugar ZD and Bree and Clint,

that is the winner of Birthday Banger today for Pav from Baby Bash. It's called Sugar. Did they have any other hits? I think they had other songs. Yeah, not ones that you would necessarily recognise. There might be one. Yeah, go on, have a look.

I do love to reminisce. Oh, I think Na Na The Yummy Song might have been. Na Na The Yummy Song. Someone out there will be a Baby Bash fan and they'll know. Oh yeah, girl, you got that yummy, yum. Yeah, I think that's it, yeah. Is that it? She's so yummy, yummy, yummy.

Oh, my God, did Justin Bieber steal this song? Whoa. Have we just uncovered a Baby Bash conspiracy? We might have a lawsuit on our hands. Right? Brie and Clint. Hey, if you're not up to anything tonight, my TV show, You Got This, is on TV too.

Oh, semi-final. 7pm. It is the semi-final. It's the last semi-final and then next week's the final. Yeah, exciting. What's the prize? The prize is six months worth of bargain box, like food

for the flat, which is pretty exciting. And anyway, we went for a few drinks last night with some of the crew from the show because we never really saw each other when we were filming it because it's all filmed when we were actually in lockdown. You shot it on your phone and uploaded

the footage and someone edited it somewhere else, right? It's crazy. we're actually in lockdown you shot it on your phone and uploaded the footage and someone edited it somewhere else right crazy like they're actually so talented and amazing i um did my own lighting so that's horrible in the show um but anyway so we're having a few drinks and uh one of the producers on the show um aaron he was uh telling me this story that happened to him last week. And I have never heard anything like this before in my life. Okay. So he is a – I really like him. He's such an interesting guy. And he said to me, he's like, oh, something quite interesting happened to me last week. I was in the car with the kids and the wife and they were off to somewhere to go on a road trip somewhere because we could, obviously.

And he was driving on the highway or a motorway somewhere. And all of a sudden he saw this pheasant pop out of the grass. A pheasant? A pheasant. Do we have pheasants? Apparently so, yeah. Right, okay. So a pheasant is, how would you describe it?

It's like a small bird, kind of like a kiwi. Yeah, oh, God, you'd be terrified that you'd hit a kiwi. I know. So it's kind of like a kiwi but a bit darker, I think. He didn't hit a wicker, did he? Well, I'm pretty sure it was a pheasant. He said it was a pheasant and he saw this pheasant run out of the grass like next to the road and next minute. Like you try and slow down but he's hit it. Feathers have gone over the wind and next minute, like you try and slow down, but. He's hit it.

He's hit it. Feathers have gone over the windscreen and he's like, oh, no, I've hit this poor bird. Horrible. He's looked in the rear vision mirror. He couldn't see anything and he felt horrible. And so up the road there was like a skate park, so he's pulled in there to be like, oh,

I'll see if there's any damage to the car. See if there's any pheasant left in my grill. Pretty much. Anyway, so he's got out and he's had a look around the car and they had a bull bar and there was the pheasant trapped in the bull bar. Was it dead? It was dead. Okay. At least it was dead.

Yeah. At least it was. Yeah. It didn't suffer. So the poor bird, the pheasant was dead. It was lodged in the bull bar, which is quite common. This is such a grim story. I know, and it gets worse.

It gets worse? Anyway, I mean, these things happen. It's a part of life. It was an accident. I know, I know. It was an accident. Anyway, he goes, okay, right, what can I do here? He decides he's going to YouTube how to cook a pheasant.

After you hit it. So he thought, I'm not going to let this bird go to waste. Don't let it die in vain. Don't let it die in vain. I've hit it. I'm going to YouTube. Is that even safe? Well, what he did was he's YouTubed, you know,

pheasant recipes, how to de-pluck a pheasant, how to get it ready to roast. Yeah. He's fully YouTubed all of this. I guess it's the honourable thing to do. Well, kind of. Yeah. And he's fully did up the whole thing

and he's like made his own stuffing and he's did all of this and and they cooked the bird and they ate it wow i mean i don't i don't i don't hunt so i don't know what it's like to go out there and get your own food but neither does he i was gonna say is he hunting with his car okay so when when did this happen so this happened like a week ago and you saw him last night so clearly he survived his roadkill meal. Yes. Because that's the other risk.

You don't know what diseases the animal's got or anything like that. Yeah, well, I mean, you know. How did he say it was? He said it was quite tough because he thinks he overcooked it. And it was quite gamey. Yeah, and I bet the bird tensed up just before he hit it with his bull bars. Far out. Call me a city slicker.

Innovative. But I'll be heading to KFC before I cook myself some roadkill pheasant. Brie, I've got some breaking news for you. I know I say this a lot. Again? I've got real breaking news. Oh, shit. Seems like it's all the time I know but you're going to want to know about this

Alright You and I are the proud owners of our very own Mitsubishi DeLorean Wait, did we get it? As of this afternoon This afternoon. This afternoon. This afternoon. We are the proud owners of New Zealand's only Back to the Future DeLorean, which used to be a Mitsubishi Diamante and had some stuff glued onto it,

but it looks good anyway. So we've got it. How much? We'll cross live to our master negotiator, Producer Ben. Producer Ben, come in. G'day, guys. Can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you, mate.

Are you live on the scene right now? I'm down there with the car now. I've got it in front of me. I can see you. You're in the next room. Oh, hey, guys. Yeah. So tell us the truth.

Yeah. What happened? Do we or don't we own the DeLorean? As of 15 minutes ago, we own the DeLorean. Why are we doing this again? So that means, New Zealand, we will be hitting the roads as soon as we can book some accommodation and

figure out exactly where to go and driving the DeLorean the length of the country the same way we did with the Venute. South Island, here we come, baby. We promised you. It has to be South Island, doesn't it? I I mean it's a little bit later but we're coming we have to go

we only did North Island with the Venute and then the old girl couldn't take anymore and we promised the South Island as a visit absolutely and I feel like

this is the moment and okay alright alright let's do it let's drive this thing from the top of the South Island to the bottom of the South Island that is a long way

guys yeah it's time to go back to the future. Yeah, all those jokes are going to come up. And it's going to be very old by the end. Yeah. We do have one thing to work out.

And I don't want an answer just yet. Which one of us is Doc and which one of us is Marty? I don't want to know just yet. Oh, that is a good question. We will have time to work all of this out. Let's get costumes. But we will be getting costumes. And yeah, soon enough, the DeLorean will be hitting the road and traveling the length

of the South Island. Or as far as it can make it. Can we get a picture of this up on our social media, please? Oh my God, yes. Put our new car on our Instagram account ASAP Nice work team Good work Brie and Clint, ZM

Brie and Clint On this show, Brie, we have a special way Of complaining about things Yeah, we put music to it so it sounds less whingy Yeah, right, some people say it's passive aggressive We say it's creative It's called That Don't Impress A Me Much. Oh, you think you're special.

Oh, you think you're something else. Okay. I played the wrong one. That don't impress a me much. Because this is alive and we're out of touch. That was not bad. That was quite good. Now we know how the game works.

Are we ready to play? Yes, we're ready. Okay. Today, producer Ben is going to kick us off. How will you think you're special? How will you think if something is? Okay. So tomorrow is Ellie's last ever day with us Ouch

Right in the feels Ben Way to bring down the mood You know I'm Ben We're meant to be complaining about trivial stuff That we don't really care about Sorry guys It's all your fault. I'll bring the mood up.

I'll bring the mood up. Okay. So you're a major corporation and you still don't have pay wave? I get it. There's a fee on the purchase, but come on, man. I had the exact same one and now I'm panicking to come up with one. Well, that sucks for you. You've got Ellie's one.

I'll have to figure one out. Oh, well, you think you're special. Oh, well, you think you're something else. Okay. So you've given me cow's milk and I wanted soy. That was the other one I was thinking of! Are you joking? What are the odds of that? Man, people are really beating up on you today, aren't they?

I don't want to go last ever again. Imagine how much pressure there is on you. This is good because this is straight from the top of the dome. This is a freestyle. And if you pull this off, you are the best at this game on the whole team. Okay? No pressure. Okay. So you're telling me it's beer

but there's no alcohol in it? Yes. She pulled it off. She pulled it off. Well done, mate. Thank you. That was not easy. I literally have never panicked so much on this show.

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