ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 12th 2019

Episode Date: June 12, 2019

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Everybody, welcome to Bree and Clint's podcast, hosted by Bree and Clint. Are you listening to any other podcasts? Do I? Do you? Um, no, I'm not going to say, because then that would lead people away from our podcast. It's fine, people got room in their life for more than one podcast, don't they? I do enjoy the Kyle and Jackie O podcast. Oh yeah.

Which is an Aussie radio show. Yeah. And I think I like it because it's real, what's the word for it? Ruthless. Dirty. They are dirty. What's the word that the old people use? Do they do F words on their radio show?

Yeah, so with the Kyle and Jackie O show, they've got a thing called a censor, so they can actually swear on their show and the censor beeps it all. What, there's a guy whose job it is to live push the- the woman's doing it but she let a woman do it yeah so she's kidding so they're um i think there are 30 seconds in delay and her actual job is to censor anything bad god you wouldn't want to show up to that job hug over right you'd have to be on the ball yeah imagine if you're not on the money because Because I've heard all kinds of stuff. But I'm pretty sure it's beeped in the podcast too, actually. Do you want to try and do a...

Because we can see it on our podcast. Hang on. We can try and do a live censor. I'll see if I can... Oh, this is going to be bad. I'll see if I can... Okay, so what are we going to do? We're going to like...

So you have to read... Yeah. Yeah. So it sounded like I swore then. Yeah. So you have to read what I'm about to say Because I could get Yeah, okay

I didn't know if we were ready Yeah, yeah Just don't put too many of them close together Because I can't push the button that far So you need to read what I'm about to say Because I could just Go off at any point Yeah, that's not bad

Yeah, yeah Okay, you have a go Yeah Well, censoring myself Yeah, it'll be way easier to censor yourself. Hey, what's going on, you b****? Whoa. Do you want to try and censor me?

Come around here. Okay, hold on. Come around here. There's the button. That one there. And just click it with the mouse. Okay, wait. Do I need my hand phone?

Yeah, that'll help. Yeah. This is live censoring. We're trying to censor our podcast. Okay, you ready? Yeah. Fuck me. Oh, far out.

You did not get that. Sorry, I didn censor our podcast. Okay, you ready? Yeah. Fuck me. Oh, far out. You did not get that. Sorry, I didn't get that one. Sorry, my bad. Okay, why don't you try again? Hold on. I've got it now. Okay, cool. Okay, ready?

Go. Oh, man. I just got home and my cat has shit all over the floor. Oh, no. I missed that one. Are you missing them on purpose? That was a bit late, wasn't it? Can you get better at this, you stupid...

Oh, I got him! I got it! I stopped. That was seamless. I stopped. Actually, yeah, good point. Did we pass the test? Do you guys reckon we're ready to do some live censoring on the radio?

Yeah. He's in! He's Yeah. He's in! He's in! He's in! Here is the uncensored podcast. Kia ora, babes. Good to see you. How you doing?

Bree and Clint. Good afternoon. Guys, something really embarrassing just happened to me in the bathrooms here at work. You missed. No, worse. What? So, I'm someone who always holds it until it's nearly too late. Yeah.

I just, I don't know why. The bathrooms are far away and I was absolutely busting for number ones and I was running to the bathroom and I ran, got there just in time, and I've closed the door, thought I'd locked it properly, pulled my pants down, sat on the toilet, and then as I've looked up, the door wasn't closed properly. And the door has swung open. By that time, the stream was already happening. I was going to say, had you removed the, you'd pulled the plug?

The seal had already been broken, so I was going. So I was like, oh, okay, well, let's just hope no one walks in. What, you just do a weird open door work way? What am I going to do? Am I going to get off the toilet? Can you not pinch it off like a man? No. You can't stop the stream?

I might, no, my muscles aren't that strong. You've got to work on your pelvic floor. I do. Yeah. One of the girls from marketing walked in and we made eye contact and she looked at me and I looked at her and what am I going to do? Oh, I was busting and then I thought I'd lock the door. She just thought I was some weirdo that liked to wee with the door open here at work.

Yeah, al fresco. Oh, well. And then we didn't know what to do. So she laughed and she was like, and I was like. I can imagine You're on there She comes in The door's open

You're like Hi Anyway I can't go up To level one anymore Oh good Okay You're never in too much

Of a hurry To close the door I think it's good advice there Oh I closed it Just not well enough Today on the show Your chance to win $500

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Next, though, get your fake laugh ready because it could win you some mobile fuel this afternoon. We're just going to have a good old fake laugh. It's a fake laugh off. Big fake laugh off next after Billie Eilish. Bree and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We were talking about on the show the other night how I went to a comedy night the other night,

the amateur night. So on different nights at the comedy club, they have like, you know, different comedians there. But Monday nights are the amateur night. Get up, give it a go type thing. Some people never ever had gotten up before. Yeah. First time ever. God, I think I'd be nervous for them.

And you do feel the nerves in the room. Yeah. And I'm someone who I just think anyone who has the courage to get up, I think that's amazing. Good for them because- Hard enough to speak in front of a crowd for some people, let alone try and back yourself and try and be funny. Honestly, I take my hat off to those people.

Even just getting up is half the battle. And I'm someone who I love to give as many laughs as I can. I love to give the sympathy laugh, even if it's kind of funny. But, you know, I'll just give him some. It's a confidence giver, you know? I don't care. If I was doing comedy like that in that situation, I'd take whatever laugh I could get.

I don't care if it's a sarcastic laugh, fake laugh, sympathy laugh. Because I think once you start laughing, it creates a domino effect. That's absolutely true. There's a thing called laugh therapy where if you start laughing, eventually your fake laugh will become a real laugh. So,. That's absolutely true. There's a thing called laugh therapy. Yep. Where if you start laughing, eventually your fake laugh will become a real laugh. So yeah, that's true. Producer Ben was there with me. No laughs from Producer Ben.

I'm not a big laugher anyway. I just don't lose it. He was heckling some of them. I was, yeah. Did you heckle the newbies? No, not really. He goes, you can tell this is your first time. And I said, Ben, you can't say that.

You suck. Get off the stage. Both those are so true, man. Nah, Ben was encouraging, just not as much, you know, the fake laughing as me. And we were talking off air about, you know, how good is your fake laugh? Do you think, like, the comedians knew that I was giving them a fake laugh

or do you think I – Give me a demo. What does your fake laugh sound like? I can't do it on call. Yeah, yeah. A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, sorry, we don't serve your kind in here. And the mushroom says, why not?

I'm a fun guy. Is that your fake laugh? Nah, hold on, wait. Let me see if I... Hold on, wait. Still not very good. Log on, let's hear yours. Good, we'll say something funny.

Say something funny. What kind of tea does Moses have? I don't know what kind of tea does Moses have. He brews it. Too long, eh? Too long, you went way too long 0800 dial ZM Do you have a good fake laugh?

Or do you want to give it a go? Let's just have a fake laugh off Let's find the best fake laugher in New Zealand If you have the best fake laugh We're going to give you a mobile fuel voucher this afternoon We'll give that to the best one Seems pretty good Okay, we're not giving any criteria

I'll obviously have different conditions for what I think is the best laugh. You'll have different conditions for what you think is the fake laugh. Fake laughs, 0800 dial ZM. Let's do it. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Welcome to a fake laugh off, everybody. The first annual fake laugh off here at the Bree and Clint show.

Do have a good fake laugh. If you do, it can win you some mobile fuel this afternoon. Just before we go into it, our producer Ben has isolated what, because he deals with all of our audio. He records everything we say every day. On air and off the air. He's presented what he believes are examples of our fake laughs. What, with us not trying to do a fake laugh?

Yeah, stuff he's pulled. So he thinks that this is a fake laugh from me. Yeah, it's fair enough. Is it? Is that your fake laugh? Can you tell? At the start, I was like, no, that's real. I'm just having a good time.

And then it went too long. And this is a Brie fake laugh. No, that's maniacal. No, that's my actual laugh, unfortunately. That's your actual laugh. Me? Yeah, that's definitely fake. You?

We're struggling. That's fake. That's fake as hell. Yeah, that's a fake off. Me? Yeah, that's definitely fake. You? We struggled. That's fake. That's fake as hell. Yeah, that's a fake. Me? No, that was real. That was a real one. That was real.

Again, maniacal. What does that mean? Like you're an evil maniac. Pardon you. We've got a fake laugh off. Welcome, Jono. Oh, sorry. Welcome, Jono. Oh, sorry. Welcome, Jono.

Howdy. Now, we're going to make this easy for you. We're going to give you some jokes that are clearly not funny, and then you're going to hit us with your fake laugh, okay? Awesome, awesome. You ready? You got a joke? Here we go, Jono.

I've got a joke for you. Jono, did you hear about the Italian chef that died? No, I didn't. He passed away. I like Jono's. I like Jono's. I liked it. Okay, Rachel, hi.

Hello. Are you ready to give us your fake laugh? Yeah, sure. Help me with a joke. Okay. I had quite a lot of good jokes about unemployed people ready to go, but none of them work. I think she actually liked it.

There's a little chortle in there. I kind of believed you, Rachel. Well, that's the key, right? That's good. That's the key to a good fake laugh. That's good. And Laura's here. Hey, Laura.

Hi. Oh, you're 13. This is a 13-year-old fake laugh. Okay, and are you an actress, Laura? Um, no. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. Bree's going to hit you with the not funnies.

I've just realised that my joke's probably not going to be relevant for a 13-year-old. That's all right. Do you need me to sit up? No, no, that's fine. Are you sure? She just won't get it, which means she has to work even harder. Gotcha.

Okay. Laura, what do you think Forrest Gump's password is? What? It's one Forrest one. Oh, shit. Did I kill it? This is my nervous laugh. Like a dying sheep.

This is my really nervous laugh. Can we just get Jono's on one more time? Jono, are you there? Yeah, mate. Jono, what are the strongest days of the week? What are they? Saturday and Sunday. The rest of them are weekdays.

It's Jono. It's Jono. It's Jono. It's got to be Jono. Jono, we've got $50 of mobile fuel for you. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you, team. No worries, mate. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM, live from Hollywood

with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Alright, let's get some spy. Normally from Hollywood, today he's in the desert. Welcome to the show, Dean McCarthy. Hello, mate. Hello, guys. I am in Dubai, swanning around with a little flowy dress on. No, I don't have a flowy dress on, but I'm loving it here.

It's a thousand degrees. My spray tan is coming straight off every minute. Okay, well, let's get straight into it then. Kendall Jenner has had her stalker deported from the country? She has. Here's the latest on this. This is fascinating, actually. You may have heard recently Kendall Jenner's stalker

found her at her Hollywood Hills home, tried to break in there, then jumped the fence at her Calabasas home and was able to actually get by her pool. The guy was then, you know, put on the police watch kind of thing, like there was a warrant out for his arrest. They finally found him and realised he was a Canadian that had overstayed his visa and

they've had him deported. So if he hadn't been stalking Kendall Jenner, climbing walls and acting a damn fool, he might have been able to stay or got away with it, but he is officially on his way back to Canada, where the nicest people in the world live. So it's probably not that bad. God, who goes to a different country and then stalks a celebrity? I mean, come on, who are these people? It does sound dangerously familiar.

Sounds so familiar to what we just did two weeks ago. Also, this is dangerous for Canadians too. They're going to be gutted because now Trump's going to want to build a wall between Canada and America as well. They'll build walls everywhere. Okay. Also, Ariana Grande news. She just made a huge donation.

She did. This is made a huge donation. She did. This is really cool, actually. She's just performed her sold-out Atlanta concert. As you can imagine, I went to her concert in LA. It was incredible. She has just donated a majority of her personal fee of $300,000 to Planned Parenthood in Atlanta, Georgia. You may be familiar or you may have heard about Georgia

having passed a very intense abortion laws. And of course, this is obviously, you know, a very, very huge topic in America right now. And to help the cause, Ariana donated her money to Planned Parenthood, which is very, very cool. I just think Ariana Grande is such a good person. Yeah? Like, you can just tell deep down that she's just a genuine, you know, GB. She's doing good things. Also, how about

$300,000 per show? That's cuckoo. That's good money, huh? That is fantastic money. That's crazy. That's her personal fee. That's what she pockets after a show. What? That's what she pockets? That's what Dean's saying. Far out. Alright. Dean, back to the sunshine, back to the sand, back to Dubai. Have a good time.

Bye, Dean. Bye, guys. That's Spy. It's brought to you by Samsung. The Samsung Galaxy S10 next generation Galaxy has arrived. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

I want to talk to you, I promise I'm going to talk to you about flying Ubers. It's here. The future is here, everybody. Wait. We live here. Everyone's like,

everyone's like, I'll watch Back to the Future. Where's my flying car? Well, it's here because flying Ubers are about to arrive. Is that technically aviation news? Oh, it is aviation because flying Ubers are about to arrive. Is that technically aviation news?

Oh, it is aviation news. Yes, it is aviation. I'm not playing that. Too late. No, I know where the Google is. You played the... Oh, why would you play the same noise twice? Anyway.

This is not about aircraft. Well, it is actually. It's not about planes. It's about helicopters. Still aviation. Still aviation. Still aviation news. You're right. And my aviation news got scuttled yesterday, so good that I can do it again.

Uber have announced the first test market for their flying Ubers, and it's Melbourne. It's going to happen just over the ditch in Melbourne. By the end of this year, you're going to be able to catch a flying Uber in Melbourne. Did Prius make a helicopter?

Well, they'll need to. I don't believe that these are manned aircraft though. I think it's a drone. No, no, no. I think you hop in and it does it itself. So, they're saying

that, because obviously you beat traffic, if they're drones, they'll likely be electric. So you save the planet. Nope. And they reckon it'll cost the same as an Uber X. That's what they're pitching it at. What? Eventually, eventually the cost to catch an Uber copter

will be the same as an Uber X. But you have to go to a special landing pad. So it's not like, because I had visions. So then what? It doesn't even take you to where you need to go. No, it takes you to the nearest landing pad. Oh, no. I had visions of it.

You order one and it comes and lands in your driveway. See, now that would be cool. That would be cool. I don't trust helicopters. Did I ever tell you about the first time I ever got in a helicopter? No. I was working for this radio station in Brisbane and we were doing this promo where we were giving away all these flights and stuff

and we went out to this helicopter, what's it called? Like, hangar. Oh, yeah. And it was actually Chris Hemsworth's, one of the helicopters he uses when his isn't available. Well, this story gets cooler and cooler. Wait, wait. And the guy who was flying, like we were taking listeners

out into this helicopter for like helicopter rides, it was a big deal. Anyway, the guy, the pilot who was very attractive said to me and some of the other girls that worked at the radio station, do you want to go up at the copter? And I said, yeah, I'd love to go up in the copter. Yeah. Never been before.

Yeah. I was sitting in the front seat and we take off off the helipad and he's got all like, you know, the microphone on and he's radioing back to the towers. Here, girls, all strapped in okay? Three, two, one. If you look to your left. Billy Echo Ocean.

You'll see. Billy Echo Ocean. Chris Hemsworth's house. Yeah. Anyway, so we take off. Literally, we've just taken off. We're probably like 50 metres in the air or maybe not that high, but we're in the air.

Next minute, the thing starts to fill with smoke. The cockpit starts to fill with smoke and I've looked at one of the other girls and then she's looked at me and then I've looked at the pilot and I was like, why is it smoking in here? And he's like, yeah, let me just radio back. Radio Echo, back to the tower. Radio Echo, we have an issue. The cockpit is filling with smoke.

I thought that was the end. Really? I thought it was the end and we had to land, emergency landing in the middle of this field. No joke. Yeah. Turns out the air conditioning fan had just broken. Oh, that was it?

That was it See, that's fine That's fine Yeah, because at the time we knew that It's totally fine And you know what? It won't happen to you if you catch an Ubercopter Because you know what happens in Uber?

They don't have the air con on No air con Breaking Facebook news, everybody And this is important If you like to have a little bit of a Facebook stalk Okay? If you're a stalker You're going to want to know what the changes are Before we do that, though everybody and this is important if you like to have a little bit of a facebook stalk okay if you're a stalker you're going to know want to know what the changes are before we do that though um producer ellie's here as well hi ellie hello you told us about a weird thing that's happening with

facebook as well today yeah they've launched this app and it's called study it's only available in india and usa so far but basically um they are going to pay people to track what their phone is doing. So all the activity on their phone. So they're saying we can't see specific content or passwords, but they're basically seeing what we're looking at and all of that. So people get paid. You're only allowed to sign up if you get a targeted ad at you. So I think they're trying to

find specific people that they want to study. But basically there's an app out now where they want to study you and you get paid for it. Could not pay me any amount. Nah. No thanks. Don't want someone having all that info of me. Neither. Because I googled some weird shit. Yeah, they want to know. So you have to

effectively install spyware on your phone through that app which lets them see everything. Like what if I run into trouble and I need to google some stuff? Exactly. Let's be real though. They can already see everything. That's what I thought. And hear everything. Yeah. Let's be real though. They can already see everything and hear everything. That's why you should

cover your camera on your laptop. Yeah, Brie does that thing where she puts tape on the webcam. Because I've been doing some things I don't want them to see. That only helps them not see your nude Googling though. No, I like to have a movie bath every now and then. Thank you very much. Where do you put the laptop? I pull in a little movie bath every now and then. Thank you very much.

Where do you put the laptop? I pull in a little footstool from the lounge room. Oh, that's good. Don't hold it while you're in the bath. Well, no, I'm not stupid. Movie bath's nice. Movie bath is the best. Do you light a candle?

Yeah. Glass of wine? Yeah. Snacks? No, not snacks often. Does the bath stay Do you light a candle? Yeah. Glass of wine? Yeah. Snacks? No, not snacks often. Does the bath stay warm for the whole movie or are you sitting in cold water by the end of it all pruned up? Sometimes it goes warm and then cold.

Is it weird crying while you're naked? I see what you're saying there. No, you can refill the water. True. You do get pruney though. Yeah. Very pruney. Which we learnt that when you get pruney, it's so you have extra

grip. It's true. That is not true. It is. No. Evolution says. It's true. It's not true. Evolution. Darwin. If I know Darwin, that's something so Darwin would say. These guys reckon that if you're in the bath too long, you go pruney so that you have

grip underwater like some kind of sea mammal? We are sea mammals, basically. Darwin knew what he was talking about. He didn't say that. No, you read it up in the literature. You can't just make up a fact and go, Darwin said that. Sea Darwin. What is it?

Was that his? Charles Darwin. Yes. Oh, my God. Got it right. Yep. See? That one.

You know I'm telling the truth. The other feature you need to know about Facebook, and this is the stalking one that you should be aware of. Currently, how do you like a picture on Instagram? You hit double tap. Double tap the picture. Yep. Not on Facebook.

No. If you double tap a picture on Facebook at the moment, it zooms in on the picture. Oh, yeah. Double tap zoom. There's an update coming, and if you've got auto updates on, you won't know when it installs. But if you double tap a picture in Facebook

it's going to like the picture. Oh God. They're rolling out double tap likes. So all the photos you zoom in on. So if you're in your crush's

profile picture from 2013 the one they uploaded in summer when they were at the beach and they had that nice tanned rig going on if you double tap soon

there'll be a like. Just so you know. Just so you know. Just so you know. Thank you. That is a good warning. Don't ever let your mum or your parents onto your Instagram because they always bloody try and zoom in and double tap away. My mum's done that to me so many times.

Don't let your mum into your camera roll either because that's where all your nudes are. I got him. She birthed me. She's seen it all. That's not an empty zinger, by the way. I saw them. You might have missed them. Yes, got it. That's not... She birthed me. She's seen it all. That's not an empty zinger, by the way. I saw them. You might have missed them.

Yes, we know. Taken from a very high angle. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Forbes, the magazine that somehow knows how much money everybody has, has released the rich list for 2019 when it comes to athletes. So the world's richest athletes. I'm picturing the NBA, the NFL and golf.

Picture NBA football features very heavily. Soccer, rugby or NFL? No, football, soccer, football. No rugby players. Rugby players make diddly... This is the weird thing. You can be the best all-black in the world and you make diddly squat compared to these guys. Like, number 10 on the list is Kevin Durant

with $65 million a year. I think Israel Folau was the top-paid rugby player and he was pulling in two mil, I think. Two mil a year. Right. Which is not... Still a good paycheck. It's good, but it doesn't compare to that.

We're not going to go too much through the sports players because there's lots of soccer players that I don't know in there. But number one, who do you think is number one? Baseball player. No, soccer player. Cristiano Ronaldo. He's number two with $109 million. Lionel Messi is the highest paid footballer in the world.

$127 million in the world. $127 million in the last year alone. That's how much he made. And he is an awesome player. Is he? I love that. The thing I love about Messi is that if he gets a bad tackle,

he just keeps going. He never ever milks it like typical a lot of soccer players do. I could get into that. He's good. He sounds like my kind of player. He is.

He's really good. The thing about these lists is they're so unachievable. Like, it's not like you can see it and it's going to inspire you to become a world-class athlete. It's just not going to happen. How many females on the...

Zero in the top ten. Oh, that's surprising. I know. That's the other bit that's depressing about it, right? But I've got a list which features females. In fact, it's predominantly females.

Plus, this is a list, a rich list that you could actually get on. Okay? Okay. Well, don't get our hopes up. No, no. Anybody can do this. You've seen it happen already. Anybody can do this.

You just have to have something interesting. I've got a list of the top five highest paid social media influencers. Okay. So, you can become an influencer. Yeah, I bet some of these are Kardashians. Yeah, a couple of them are Kardashians. Yeah, I bet. But guys, anyone can be as rich as a Kardashian.

They weren't always rich. Yeah, they were. Were they? They were in a rich family. Oh, right. They had a lot of money and they made more money. It's free to make a sex tape. True.

I'll run you through. Do you want to know the top five? Mm-hmm. Okay. Top five, number five, highest paid social media influencer in the world, Beyonce. Really? Mm, $700,000 a post. That's how much it'll cost you to get on her gram.

I've been through it. The most recent paid post I can see that she did was for Adidas. That's cool. Number four on the list. I thought she'd be higher. Kim Kardashian is the fourth highest paid social media influencer. A million dollars a post? 720.

$720,000 per post. Her most recent sponsored post was for the movie The Secret Life of Pets 2. That's cool. And you know why it's relevant to her because she has kids now. She does have kids now. She could do Frozen 2. The new Frozen 2 trailer came out today too. Number three, Cristiano Ronaldo. He is the

third highest paid and one of the most followed people in the world too. Yeah and what is he promoting? It's hard to tell because a lot of his captions are in Portuguese. Right. But the most recent one that I can see, he's promoting gym supplements. He's promoting

Herbalife Nutrition. Oh, Cristiano. At $750,000 a post. $750,000. I'd post dog milk protein for that much money. Number two, and these are the highest paid social media influencers, Selena Gomez, $800,000 a post.

God, she's big on the socials, isn't she? She was the highest followed person ever at one point. At one point, yeah. This top five, they all slush around as being most followed at some point. Her most recent paid post was for Puma, the clothing brand. I thought you were going to say it was for Puma. No, no. Puma pants. Is that how you say Puma? P was for Puma, the clothing brand. I thought you were going to say it was for poo. No. Puma pants.

Is that how you say Puma? Puma. Puma. Puma. Puma sounds more wholesome, yeah. But I say Puma. Puma. And the number one highest paid social media person in the world

at a million dollars a post is Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner. Knew it. Yeah. But to be fair, she doesn't do a lot of sponsored posts. Most of the posts she does are for her own beauty range. I was going to say, for her own stuff.

She can't go and take some money from Revlon or something like that because she has her own products. Yeah, well, she shot herself in the foot there. Lucky she's nearly got a billion dollars. Yeah, I think somehow... I think she'll be fine. I think she'll be okay. So there you go.

Fire up the gram, baby. Take some bikini shots. Grab yourself a... Oh, stuff this job. Ross Boss, I'm quitting. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I read something really interesting about the actor Michael Caine earlier today.

Oh, yeah. You know, super relevant. Michael Caine. I do a quite a good Michael Caine. Michael Caine. It's me good Michael Caine Michael Caine It's me, Michael Caine Hello Bree, it's lovely to meet you It's me, Michael Caine

Sounds as good as my Jessie J That was quite good He played Alfred in the last Batman series What else would you have seen him in? Lots of things Once you see him He's in Austin Powers Is he in The Kingsman? No, that's not him Is he in Kingsman, in? He's in... Lots of things. Once you see him, you know. He's in Austin Powers. Yeah.

Is he in The Kingsman? No, that's not him. Is he in Kingsman, Ben? Did you hear that? Is he in Kingsman? I think he might be, actually. Can't remember now. Anyway, super famous actor and I read something.

You know, obviously, famous people are just normal people and sometimes they have super interesting stories about their life that you never hear about until they go on the graham norton show well yeah exactly but um it was actually on a show in aussie that's hosted by um this really famous guy over in aussie andrew denton oh yeah and he hosts this show where he talks to famous people about you know things you might never have heard or knew about and michael cain shared this story about how he found out he had a brother. Yeah.

A brother he never knew about. Secret brother. A secret brother. He found out when he was about 50. Whoa. So that's a long time to live and never realise you've got a secret brother. So what happened was he was filming in a hospital. He was filming something and this person came over to him

and he goes, you're Michael Caine, aren't you? And he goes, yeah, I am. And he goes, oh, we get your mum here every Monday. Yeah. And Michael Caine was like, what? And the guy's like, yeah, your mother comes in here every Monday. And Michael Caine said, what for? What's she doing here every Monday?

And he goes, oh, to visit her son. No. Can you imagine finding that out? I wouldn't believe them at first. No, you wouldn't. All right, this is a classic. This is a classic wind-up on Michael Caine. Go on, pull the other one.

Anyway. Michael Caine was not born yesterday. Michael Caine was kind of like, well, I've got to do some investigating. And at that point, I believe his mother had passed away. So he couldn't ask her. So he did some investigating. And apparently, yeah, had another brother that his mum had never told him about that was actually disabled.

And she would visit him every Monday and bring him food and chat to him. And she never told Michael Caine? Never told him. That is... I think she had him after Michael had left the house. Yeah, okay. Yeah, but never told him. That's bizarre.

Lots of stigma back then around that kind of thing. But no, that would be... Like you... If I got to 50 and I'd lost all that time with someone That I could have got to know that was my flesh and blood I'd be really upset, I'd be really gutted Yeah, it's kind of sad isn't it And crazy that the mum was the one You kind of notice when your mum's pregnant You know what I mean

Yeah, and also Not to stigmatise too much, it's usually dad that's the bad guy. Sneaking off and have a... When you find out you've got a secret sibling, it's usually dad's fault. Having a sneaky rendezvous. Oh, dad spent a lot of time in Australia in the 80s.

What was he doing? Boom! Secret family. Yeah. Much harder for mum to have a secret family. Crazy story, hey. We wanted to know from you guys on 0800DIALZM, how did you find out about your secret brother or sister?

Ooh, juicy. Your secret sibling. Yeah. How did you find out? Yeah, did you find out later in life who was hiding it from you? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Was it a slip of the tongue?

You know, oh, you know, your other brother Gary? No. No. Never met him. Oh, kidding. Jokes. Gary, you can't come over. Gary, stay in the wardrobe. 0800 dial ZM or text us to 9696 if that's more comfortable for you. Yeah. These are juicy stories, but we would like to hear them if you're willing to share them with us this afternoon. How'd you find out you had a secret sibling? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

How'd you find out you had a secret sibling? Famous actor Michael Caine has come out on a TV show and talked about the time he found out when he was 50 that he had a half-brother. At the hospital. At the hospital. And his mum kept it a secret from him the whole time. And she'd passed away. Look, we've taken a little bit of extra time to try and take some care with some of these calls because obviously secret family stuff could be a bit touchy. But we've got some interesting stories people want to share. Yeah, and there's some great texts coming through on the text machine as well

and some really nice ones too where people have, you know, obviously met their siblings later on in life and have gotten on really well and have gained another sibling which is cool um this text came in from someone and they said my nana thought her dad had died but he actually moved from takapuna to point and had a whole new family she met her sister seven years ago She is only five years older than my dad. Wow. So wrap your head around that. I love that.

That might have been like in the 50s or 60s or something. I love how far away Point Chef must have been from Tagapona back then. Just for reference, if you live outside of Auckland, it's about a 12-minute drive. It's not far. But there would have been no Harbour Bridge then, so he would have gone, cool, I'm on the other side now. They'll never find me here.

They'll never find me, and they never did. First person through wants to remain anonymous. Hello. Hello. Hi. What happened? Secret siblings.

When I was 12, my dad showed me a picture of these two girls and said that they were my half-sisters, and I didn't believe them, and so I asked my mum, and she said, yeah, they are your half-sisters. Right. How? Yeah.

Well, he had an affair, and so my mom was really devastated. And as we got older, I actually connected with them through social media, and I asked them what their story was. And they were saying that when they were children, their mother told them that their father had died. Whoa. Yeah. And so it wasn't when they were about seven or eight,

their grandmother said, no, your father hasn't died. He's got another family. And so they were devastated and they cried and cried, she said. That's horrible. Always the DNA. That's what we're saying. It's always the bloody dads. Do you have a relationship with them now or no?

No, they live overseas. So we're friends through Facebook, but my brother doesn't want anything to do with them. And I just, I sometimes say hello, but that's about it. Interesting. It's a generational thing too. The world was so much bigger back then. I feel like all these dudes from the 60s

They could hide it They'd just go overseas for a bit It wasn't Facebook back then Nobody would ever find them Because there's a really interesting text coming through on Facebook Because these days it's a lot harder to get away with And someone texted through and they said I found out about my two year old brother on Facebook

When my dad got tagged in a post. Whoa. Bloody dads. Another anonymous call. Hi. Hi. Hi. How did you find out about your secret sibling?

So basically it's still an ongoing thing at the moment. Okay. Me and my sister were basically meeting an old childhood parent or something. And we said our last name and everything. And then he's like, oh, isn't there six of you? When there's only four of us. Whoa. So then me and my sister kind of looked at each other like, hmm. So from then, me and my sister are currently still trying to figure it out who they are. But the plot twist is that my two other sisters don't know.

Right. So you think it's true, though. What makes you think it's true? Just because my, you know, the father was in and out of the picture. So your dad's not around? No. Has he passed away? No, I don't have contact with him anymore.

You just don't have contact with him. And would you, Anonymous, if you found these other two siblings, brothers or sisters, would you like to have a relationship with them? I mean, if they're brothers, heck yeah, but I don't need any more sisters. Fair enough. I love it. I already got three.

I don't need any more. Yeah, that's fair. That is super interesting. Thank you for sharing your story with us. We really, really, really appreciate it. There's one text on the text machine. Yeah. Can I just read it out? Yeah. It's fair. That is super interesting. Thank you for sharing your story with us. We really, really, really appreciate it. There's one text on the text machine. Yeah. Can I just read it out?

Yeah. It's so cute. Secret sibling. Someone texted through and they said, My grandma, who's 79, just last week found out that she has an 81-year-old half-sister. Great-grandad was a bit naughty back in the day, apparently. They caught up for the first time last weekend over lunch. That's beautiful.

That is so nice. So cute. I can't. I mean, not the cheating and that part. Yeah. Why don't you get great grandad out of the picture? Plus, it's been 81 years. It's gone from being disgusting to a bit cheeky.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Right now, Sikki Hotline. Hello, you've reached Brie and Clint's Sikki Hotline. This is the Sikki Hotline, where we call places that we don't work and we try and get the day off. It's your turn this week.

I'm just not up for it. I know you're not, but the bar is low, okay? This is me taking it on last week. Did I have my interview with you? I thought I had my interview with you. I'm sorry, who do you think you're talking to? Is this Susan at Sterling Sports? It is.

It's Gareth from your store. Honestly, we don't have a Gareth. Well, you win some, you lose some. See? How much worse can it be? It could be worse, mate. Today you're calling one of my favourite stores in the whole world.

Is it? Please make it a big one. JB Hi-Fi. I love that place. I love that place. Quite a few people work in the JB Hi-Fi stores. Yeah, I guess so. It's always busy. All you've got to do is wear a lanyard and they'll reckon you work there.

So you're going to call them and say you can't come into work because you're the person who writes those big price signs with the specials on them for JB Hi-Fi. You know how they all have handwritten signs? How do they all have the same font on their handwritten signs? I've never been able to figure that out. You've been doing too much of that and you've got RSI from doing too many sale signs for JB Hi-Fi.

Okay. I feel like that's going to be a special person and they're going to be like, that's not you. That's a guy. JB Albany, Montana speaking. How can I help? Hey, girl, how are you? Good, good. How are you? Who is this? Oh, come on. I can't hear it. I can't hear the voice. Come on, have a guess. English, female. Oh God, I'm blanking. Who are you? I'm tall. I'm a babe. You're a babe. I know many babes that are tall. Tell me your name.

It's annoying me. Starts with an S. Starts with an S. I have no idea. I'm so sorry. It's Sarah. Sarah. Yes.

Oh. What's happening? Not much. Not much. Hey, who's on rosters at the moment? I don't know. Do you want me to pass you on to a manager? Yeah, that'd be awesome.

Thanks, mate. No worries. Thank you for calling. I thought I was English. Oh, so she was pretending that she knew who you were? That could have been good. She's like, ah, yeah, Sarah. I just went with it.

Hi, this is Jenna. Hi, Jenna. How are you, mate? I'm good, thanks. How are you? That's good. Hey, are you the person to talk to at the moment about getting a day off? Yeah.

Okay, cool. You know how they've put me on signs recently to do up all the signs? Who is this? No, you know who it is. Don't. You always play this game with me. No, I literally don't know who this is. You joking?

No idea. Not a clue? No clue. Wait, you're being serious? I'm being serious. You must have an idea, though. No, I don't have any idea, and I'd really appreciate it if you just told me. It's Sarah.

Sarah from where? Well, you know how they recently got the same person doing all the signs up? For what? Writing the signs, the big sales signs. We write all our own signs. Yeah, but you know how recently that they got from the head of department that they want them all to look very similar? No.

Oh, well, I did your guys' signs there a couple of weeks ago. I filled in. We write our own signs. Right, but there's always one person that's doing them. No, we have about three different people who do them. Oh, shit. Well, you guys are lucky. At St. Luke's, we've only got me.

Well, St. Luke's is closed. Yeah, well, when I used to work at St. Luke's. Yeah. Well, so's mate. All right. Well, I just... Okay, well, that's perfect for me then because I was calling to let you know I can't come because I've got RSI in my wrist from writing all the damn signs.

No worries, mate. All right, mate. Thank... Appreciate your help, my wrist from writing all the damn signs. No worries, mate. All right, mate. Appreciate your help, Jenna. No worries. Bye, mate. See you, mate. Oh, she was not having a bar of you by the end. I thought you were in with a chance on the first kill.

I thought I was in. They've got such a good attitude at JB Hi-Fi, but you really ground her down. I think she knew. I think she knew what was up. How interesting that they all write their own signs. Hey. How do all the signs look the same? I've been to Australia and the signs look the same.

Yeah, you really threw me under the bus there. I was really hoping you could get me like a new Sonos speaker while you were there too. Yeah, well I don't think I can go back to the Albany store anymore. Or the St Luke's one because it doesn't exist. Yeah, found that out as well. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. If you like really gross stuff, then you should follow an Instagram that I've been following for a little while called at Passengershaming, and it's where people take pictures of gross things you see on an aeroplane. Oh, this is the one you showed me today. Don't follow it if you have a... A weak stomach.

If you don't like just gross... It's pretty grim. Yeah. There's a story doing the rounds at the moment that would probably make its way to this Instagram. And it's about a young woman who boarded her flight to Las Vegas and she was greeted with something on her seat. It wasn't a pair of headphones to watch the in-flight entertainment.

It wasn't a nice pair of flight socks. No, it wasn't a blanket and it wasn't a pillow. It was a pair of dirty underwear. Oh. She believes from the previous passenger but she can't confirm. Not that it matters, male or female underwear. Lacy black ones. Oh, ladies' undies are the worst.

I'm totally kidding. As if you the worst. I'm totally kidding. As if you think that. It doesn't matter who's underwear, but I mean as if you want to be greeted by that. Can I ask, does it say how she knew they were dirty? That's a very good point. Because I hope she didn't

pick them up and do a visual examination. Sniffed-ish would be even worse. She didn't touch them. She didn't touch them. But apparently an air hostie came down and just grabbed them. You know how she might know they were dirty? You know when you roll them down your legs and they go into

that weird rolled up shape sometimes? They do look like a weird roll. They're not folded, put it that way. They're like a little undie hammock. They weren't neatly folded. If you can tell they're used, you don't want anything to do with them. No, you don't. Why didn't they clean the plane?

Well, you and I were talking about this off air and I said, I feel like, you know, they literally fly in and then they do the quickest clean of a plane and then they just get the next people on. Pick up the rubbish they can see. They put the fuel in, pick up the rubbish they can see and then just wipe the neck. If the knickers are the same colour as the seat, they might leave them.

Nah, the seat was brown. Maybe they thought they were one of those eye masks, those flight masks that you can get. Yeah, could have. I said to you, I got on this flight once, and it looked like there was a food fight that had happened in the seat that I was sitting in. There was just biscuits and crumbs, a bit of cheese.

There was just biscuits and crumbs, a bit of cheese, like there was just food everywhere. And it was a window seat and I've sat down and I've looked. So you know where the, obviously the window seat is and you've got the window and then there's like the plane. On the plane, someone, whoever was sitting there and wiped their boogers. And it was visibly, like you could tell that they had. Clean the plane. Clean the plane. Yeah, but you know what?

No, no. You know what I say? Don't be a grub. You can't control grubs. They're going to crop up in everyday life. It's easier just to clean the plane. That's so grubby. If there has to be bing bong, sorry, we have to delay the flight

as we've found extensive boogers and some dirty undies. We'll be leaving as soon as possible. I'll go, that's fine. I'm not too angry about that one. I had the worst flight. It was not great. 0800 dial ZM this afternoon or text us to 9696. Let's take some of these stories.

Let's shatter the illusion that air flight is this glamorous thing anymore. You know who would know best? Who? You know who I'm talking about. Oh, hosties. Hosties. They would see it all and they would have to deal with it all. In my experience too, hosties are quite keen to come on and share their experiences.

Look, we won't compromise your job. You can remain anonymous. You can remain anonymous if you want to. We don't have to say what airline you fly for. No. That's totally fine. We can all be anonymous. Not interested in that. Just gross us out this afternoon with your gross plane story.

0800 dial ZM. What gross stuff did you see on an aircraft? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We're talking about gross things you've seen on an aeroplane after this woman went to board a flight to Las Vegas and she was greeted with the previous passenger's dirty underwear on her seat.

Did she take that underneath? She must have whipped them off in the seat, eh? I don't know. Probably doing something. Probably. Let's not jump to conclusions. Well, why else would she take them off in the seat? I don't know.

Might have fallen out of her handbag. Could have, could have. And I gave out an Instagram that I follow where they literally just post pictures of gross things that people see on aeroplanes. Yeah. Heaps of people on the text machine asking what that Instagram handle was again. People love that stuff, eh? There's some grim stuff on here.

I'll warn you if you've got a weak stomach. It's at passenger shaming. I showed Clint a picture. Don't say what it is. No, because people don't want to know. No, people don't want to know. They don't want to know. He's obviously been to Thailand or Bali, this guy,

and he's fallen off a scooter. And it's a picture of a guy sitting in the aisle seat and he's got a pussy leg. It's gross. And it seeped down his leg into the cup. Got it, got it. Look, if that's your thing, go follow the account, all right? That's all you need to know.

Hi, Natalie. Hi. Natalie, what did you see on a flight? I boarded a flight from Wellington to Melbourne with my daughter, and we found a bag of vomit waiting for us on our seat. Welcome aboard. What did you do? We instructed the hostess that we'd found something

that they obviously hadn't found when they were supposed to be cleaning up. How do you miss a whole bag of vomit? Oh, come on. Those poor flight attendants. They've got it rough. Oh, by the way, I've been asked not to say hostie, by the way. It's flight attendant. Someone has said you must say flight attendant,

so that's totally fine. I can do that. Natalie, did you ask them to disinfect the seat after they cleared the bag out? I wanted everything disinfected, yeah. Ask for a new seat. All right. Phoebe.

Hey, Phoebe. Hi there. Now, you used to work in airport security, so you would have seen a few things, yeah? Yes, I've seen how they clean the planes. So they don't have that long to clean them. So the cleaners come in, they use the same cloth

to wipe every tray table on every seat. Use that same cloth for the food prep area and wipe the bench and then use that same cloth to wipe the bathroom and then put it on the floor and use their foot to wipe up the floor. I hope they do it in that order, though. Like, actually...

Does it matter what order it is? It 100% matters. Wipe the food prep area, then my tray table, then the bathroom, then the toilet, then the floor. Oh, Phoebe. What are you like now when you fly? I haven't flown for a while, but I'd make sure that I wore full jeans and I wouldn't wear little shorts or anything like that on a flight

because those seat covers too. Phoebe. They don't get washed. Can you tell me, my mate, he was a flight attendant, and he was like, I shouldn't be telling you this. He's like, but never get water or tea and coffee off a flight because he reckons that those jugs and stuff are pretty grim. Oh, I don't know about that.

I'm not too sure about that. But I just wouldn't wear, like, skimpy shorts or anything on a flight because those seat covers, then I don't have time to wash them or clean them. So they're the same ones for every flight. In that altitude, people get gassy too. Oh, and sweaty and you're sitting in them for hours and hours at a time. That's so good. Phoebe's seen so much stuff, it's put her off flying.

She's grounded herself. Yeah, yeah. Get wet wipes. Wipe down your tree tables if you fly ever. Yeah, that'll make you look like a real normal person. Baby wipes. What about this text? Thanks, Phoebe.

Thank you. Thanks, Phoebe. On 9696, grim things you've seen on a plane. Someone said, my sister is a flight attendant and she told a story once to me that she saw a passenger. Can you say this? She saw a passenger picking nits out of her daughter's hair and putting them in a cup.

Oh. nips out of her daughter's hair and putting them in a cup. Okay, I'm done on this topic. Once you've seen that movie Contagion, there's no flying without thinking that everything, every time someone coughs. Oh, because it's all recycled air. Yeah, and where do the farts go? There's no exhaust pipe on a plane.

They just pump them back around the plane. I've just read a text. We were just talking about gross things you've seen on a plane, and this text has me in tears. I don't know if they're good or bad. Someone texted through and they said, Hi, I got on a plane to Paris to fly all the way to New Zealand, and the person who had been in my seat before me had peed their pants all the way.

I don't know how to wait. It gets worse. Had peed their pants. So I sat down and my pants were immediately soaked in someone else's weed. I said to the flight attendant what had happened, and she said, we need to get you a blanket. No. No.

I said, no, I want to be moved, thanks. And she said, no. Turns out we'd missed our connecting flight, and there was no other choice. It was a wee seat for 24 hours or nothing that's horrific i'm never complaining about the middle seat again it's like standing on a wet bathroom floor in socks. The minute it soaks through, it's wet, and there's no getting it out.

You're in someone's wee. And all your spare clothes is under the plane, so you can go and change your pants. I would have been livid. Probable. Upgrade me. We can't upgrade you, sir. You smell like urine.

That is so grim. Anyway, let's do a birthday banger today where we find out what was number one in his 16th birthday. Hey Nish, oh no Lucy. Hi Lucy. Hi Lucy. Hi. I believe it's your birthday today. It is. Happy birthday to you. What year?

1997. Okay Lucy, you were 16 in 2013 on this exact day back in 2013, this was number one. Baby, be the class clown. I'll be the beauty queen. Lord, tennis court. What a ripper. You've got the icon herself.

Yeah. Happy? Yeah. Yeah. Good birthday, Prism. What a choose. Cool. All right.

Wait there. Let's get another one. Nish now. Hi, Nish. Hi, Nish. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks. Let's get another one. Nish now. Hi, Nish. Hi, Nish. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What's your birthday, Nish?

23rd of May, 1987. Okay, you were 16 in 2003 on the 23rd of May. And back in the early 2000s, this topped the charts. Shake that thing, miss. Gonna, gonna. Shake that thing, miss. I know how to. Shake that thing, ya.

Oh, la, la, la. Jordy and Rebecca. Woman, get busy. No one knows what he's saying, but you get Sean Paul's Get Busy. Love it? Love it. Absolutely love it. Yeah, cool. I'll talk. This song just gets better and better the longer it goes on as well. So good.

One more, Odessa. Oh, great name. Hi, Odessa. Hi. great name. Hi, Odessa. Hi. Hey, girl. What's your birthday? 22nd of August, 95. Okay, Odessa, you were 16 in 2011 on the 22nd of August.

And on that day, this was number one. Mr. Saxo Beat. This was a moment. Mr. Saxo Beat This was a moment Mr. Saxo Beat You'll bring me up Take me down Something, something Saxo Beat This was a tune

Who is it by? Alexandra Stan Oh, how could I forget It's one of my favourite Alexandra Stan songs as well Same here What do you think, Odessa? I think it's good

I like it. Is it better than Sean Paul? Oh, definitely. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're fighting for it. I like it. You would say that though, wouldn't you?

I like that. I would. What do you reckon? What do you reckon? They're all good. They're all good. They are all good. I'd play any of those.

I haven't heard the Lorde song for a while. Did we play that last time it came up in birthday band? I don't think so. We definitely haven't played Mr Saxo Beat. No. I'm going to say Get Busy don't think so. We definitely haven't played Mr Saxo Beat. No. I'm going to say Get Busy.

Yeah, I think so too. It's a classic. I'm sorry, Odessa. Oh, that's not... Sorry, girl. You'll enjoy Shauna Paul, won't you? Who? I call him Shauna...

Because he was... Shauna Ball. Oh. You were calling him Shaunda Paul. No, Shauna Ball. Nash, you win Birthday Banger. Yeah. Oh, thank you.

No worries. Congratulations. Get Busy, New Zealand. $500 up, Al. Nish, you win birthday banger. Yeah. Oh, thank you. No worries. Congratulations. Get busy, New Zealand. 500 bucks up for grabs next with Men in Black. Here's your birthday banger. Bree and Clint, ZM. You want fi call it oscillate it if I don't take with it You want fi see you get life on the rhythm of my ride And my lyrics are for bad electricity Girl, nobody can do you nothing

Cause you don't know your destiny Now sexy ladies want part with us And how they care with us, them not want with us Inna the club, them want flex with us To get next with us, them not vex with us From the day my bonja ignite my flame Girl, I call my name and it is my fame It's all good girl turn me on Till I earn them all

Let's get it on Let's get it on Till I earn them all It's all good girls turn me on Gal close with it Don't get agitated gal go and rotate Anything you want you know you must get it Coming in my mansion now is the tension

Gal run the program just go and fit it Yo, have a good time, gal, free up unna mind Canna body care, this your man, wow, let it You are the number one, gal, wave your hand Make them see the wedding band, yo Sexy ladies want power with us You know they care with us, them now war with us You know the club, them want flex with us To get next to us, them now vex with us From the day my band died, now I'm a I called my name and the tits were famed It's all good girl, turn me on Till I earn them all, let's get it on Let's get it on, till I earn them all

Girl, it's all good, just turn me on Oh, won't get busy Just shade that booty nonstop When the beat drop, just keep swingin' it Get jiggy, get drunk, top percolate Anything you want for college, that's the lady If I don't take me, take me What you see, you get live

When the rhythm is a ride And my lyrics are a vibe, electricity Y'all know about it, y'all tell you nothing Cause you don't know your destiny Those sexy ladies won't part with us They not care with us, them not war with us Inna the club, them won't flex with us They get next to us, them not vex with us

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Can I, can I, dotty, yeah, hey, yo When we go side and Sexy ladies won't walk with us They not care with us, them not walk with us Inna the club, them won't flex with us We get next to us, them not flex with us To get next to us, them not vex with us From the day my barn tied night my flame Girl I called my name and it is my fame

It's all good girl turn me on Till I earn the money Let's get it on Let's get it on Till I earn the money It's all good just turn me on Your sexy ladies want war with us Inna di club, them want flex with us To get next with us Zed in, Brian Klein, that's the winner of Birthday Banger.

It's Sean Paul and Get Busy. Great choice. Someone's texting and said, yes, Bath Street, Dunedin is an 18-year-old. Yes. That's the best result if it brings back good memories, right? Yeah, to Bath Street For deleting Gotta get him back For Friday Jams Live This year

Would be great To get back Yeah Is he like Do you reckon Pitbull Modelled himself Off Sean Paul

A little bit Definitely a little bit Has the same kind of... Sean Paul with subtitles would be good too. That would be good. Imagine doing Sean Paul karaoke. You get up there and the words are scrolling along. You're like, what?

He says that? Imagine being that sexy like Sean Paul that people can't even understand you. That's what people say about you and your Australian accent. No, they don't. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Bree and Clint. Neutraliser with Men in Black International.

Suit up. Suit up. The new Men in Black movie, which is out this week, starring Chris Hemsworth. And Tessa Thompson. They're the ones fronting it. And Liam Neeson's in the mix. Yeah, new aliens, new weapons.

It looks really exciting, this. And to celebrate, we have got $500 cash to give away every single day. Plus, even if you lose this game, we're still going to give you tickets to the movie. Which is awesome. And it's all a game of memory. Because obviously, Men in Black, they've got the neuralyser where they erase people's memories. Yeah, let's see how you guys go with this. We've got a list of 10 things for each person.

Today's topic, TV shows. Simple. Simple, you think. Shelly, you're going to go second, so you wait there. And Kerry, you're up first, all right? Hi there. Oh, sorry, is that me? That's you, Kerry.

You're going to go first, okay? Awesome. Thanks, guys. All right. This is going to start. You're going to go first, okay? Awesome. Thanks, guys. All right. This is going to start. You're going to hear 10 things listed off really fast. As soon as they stop, you've got 15 seconds to recall as many as you can. Just go for it, okay?

You ready to go? Thanks. Yep, all ready. All right. Good luck. Friends. The Simpsons. Bewitched.

Shortland Street. Scrubs. CSI. Suits. Married at First Sight. Survivor. Rugrats. Go for it, Kerry.

Friends, Simpsons, Bewitched, Scrubs, CSI, Rugrats, Shortland Street, I think that's... You did very well. Can I say, Kerry? Probably the best we've had.

Let's not reveal how many you got just yet. Let's actually hold on to that. But let's just say you did bloody good. I think so. Up against you is Shelley. Hi, Shelley. Hi, Shelley. Hi.

Look, you know what the benchmark is now, okay? You know how well you need to do. If you can beat Kerry's, you're getting yourself $500 cash. You ready to go? Yep, I'm ready. Alright, here we go, Shelley. Good luck. Glee, Family Guy, Game of Thrones, Stranger Things, Scandal, The Walking Dead,

Breaking Bad, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Office, Love Island. Go! Love Island, The Office, Game of Thrones, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Walking Dead, Scandal, uh, Scrubs? Glee, um, Game of Thrones, did Nine-Nine, The Walking Dead, Scandal, Scruggs, Glee. Game of Thrones, did I say that? Whoa, we've got a game on our hands.

Oh, my God. Have you got what I've got? Okay, so I've got for Kerry, I've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Have you got seven for her? I've got seven for Kerry, who've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Have you got seven for her? I've got seven for Kerry, who went first. Producers, you've got the same for Kerry. You've got seven for Kerry. Have you guys got seven, just to confirm?

Yeah, I got seven for Kerry. Great. And for Shelley, I also got seven. Okay, I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Producer Ellie, what did you get? Same. Really? Does that mean we're splitting the money down the middle? I think that's

what we have to do. Yeah, we have to. $250 each. Yeah, okay, no losers then. Are you ladies happy with that? Yep, yep, happy with that. $250 and we'll see if we can get you both tickets to Men in Black. Hey, congratulations. Awesome, thanks so much, guys. You guys have

been the best at that game so far this week. And Shelley, you stoked with that? $250? That sounds good? Yeah, I'm stoked. Nice work. There we go.

She's keen. Nice work Shelley. Thanks for understanding guys. We really appreciate it. Thanks for understanding. We're going to give you guys money. Thanks for accepting

our $250. Okay, cool. That's awesome. We'll play again tomorrow at the same time just after Birthday Banger. That did so well. And Men in Black International comes out tomorrow, I believe.

It's in cinemas tomorrow. So go and check that out. Enjoy it. It looks like a great movie. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. If you haven't been listening to the show this week, you'd be forgiven for not knowing that Brie is trying to fight

the former Deputy Prime Minister of New Zealand. Paula Bennett. Not Bill English. No. Well, I'd fight him too. All right. I'll fight any of them. All right.

All right. You're getting a bit ahead of yourself, I think. This is what was said on the show on Monday. I will fight Paula Bennett in the Octagon for a charity. Paula Bennett, if you're listening, does she want to put the new rig to the test? Paula, if you're listening, we can raise some money for mental health.

I'd love to get on board. Come on, Octagon. Just so we're clear. I'm being serious. If Paula Bennett comes back and says she wants to fight you, you'll fight Paula Bennett. Any time, any place, Paula Bennett. Well, once you say something that passionately,

news agencies tend to pick up on it. I can't believe this has made the news. And they have. This has made the New Zealand Herald today. You've got to be careful. This is what you're going to get known for. Trying to fight politicians and not finding Channing Tatum. Hey, I'm happy.

This is the headline. ZM hosts challenges Paula Bennett to a fight. That sounds so ridiculous. It's off the back of Justin Bieber challenging Tom Cruise to a fight. Like hell it is. And I thought, here's my opportunity. You've been waiting for the opportunity to call her out for so long. That's actually true.

And I'm not 100% sure why, but this article does address it. It says, ZM host Brie Thomas-Sowers called out MP Paula Bennett challenging her to a fight. Remember how that's on my bucket list? To fight Paula Bennett in the octagon? I'm calling her out, Paula Bennett.

If you're listening, let's fight. When her co-host Clint, oh, I gotta mention. When her co-host Clint asked her why mention When her co-host Clint asked her why Brie jokingly answered Maybe jealousy She is looking trim She's looking great

Does she want to put that new rig to the test? Would be a good test for the new rig The article finishes with Paula Bennett is yet to respond But watch this space Brie is ready And there's always the octagon in Dunedin Which is true You could fight's always The octagon in Dunedin Which is true

You could fight In the actual octagon In Dunedin That would draw a crowd I think Yeah As the producers What's happening

Behind the scenes Have we contacted Any of her people Or Have you heard from her From the Instagram Well Look I did DM her

Earlier this afternoon Just saying Hi Paula My name's Bree I'm the one that's Challenged you to a fight Instagram DMs? Well, look, I did DM her earlier this afternoon just saying, Hi, Paula, my name's Bree. I'm the one that's challenged you to a fight. Makes sense. Makes sense. She's like, oh, it's you, is it? Anyway, so I've messaged her.

She hasn't even seen it. We have reached out to her people. Yes. No word. They're busy. What are they? I mean, what are they busy doing? Are they running a country or something?

No, they're not. No, they're not. No, they're not. They're on the sideline. They're in the other party. Yeah, exactly. So they're not're running a country or something. No, they're not. They're on the sideline. They're in the other party. Yeah, exactly. So they're not even running the country. They're busy leaking the budget and things like that.

Plenty of time if you ask me for a fight. Paul is like, I can't fight you and fight Simon Bridges for the leadership of the party at the same time. I'm busy. And I've got to fight off Judith Collins. I think it would be great for her image to fight me in the octagon. Why?

I don't doubt it, but why specifically? Well, first it would make her, you know, look athletic and hip with the kids. Make it look like she was up for a bit of fun. It would make her look like she was giving because it would be for a charity. Selfless. Yeah. And would also make her look like a badass. Who doesn't want a badass?

If you're listening, Paula or Paula's people, the invitation is still there. Even if you want to just come on and say, what the hell are you up to? It's fine too. Even if you just want to come on and say, can you leave me alone? Hey, look here, bitch.

Leave me alone. I'm already dealing with one crazy. Someone brittles. Leave me alone I'm already dealing with one crazy Someone bridge-els Um, Sam Like I said just before I've got a hell of a purchase opportunity For someone who's looking to sort out their life By getting a house and a car

At the same time It's listed on the property website OneRoof.co.nz A lifestyle block for sale near Silverdale. Sounds nice, eh? Lifestyle block? When I hear lifestyle

I think farm animals. Could get some goats like Vaughan's got. Oh, and plum trees. Plum trees. You could get a donkey. Yeah. You could get some pigs.

Nah, you don't want a donkey. They're weird animals. No, you could get pigs. Pigs are cute. You know what's fun? Get pigs, set up a fruit orchard because then the pigs will eat the fruit

that falls off the trees. Plus they'll do poos which will fertilise the trees. Oh! Maybe I don't want to tell you about this sale. Maybe I want to move there. Maybe I'm ready to slow things down. You can tell you've never lived on a real farm. Not a real farm. Lifestyle block. Right. Okay, a rural 8 hectare property

in Silverdale, so north of Auckland. Now this one's unique because when you buy it, the real estate agent is going to chuck in a free car. Are we talking like a ute for the property or a bush basher that you can drive around the eight hectares? What are we talking? No, we're talking a 3.8 litre twin turbocharged V8 McLaren 12C supercar. Right, so not something you're going to feed the cows out of the back of.

You could. You could. Do you want to hear it? Do you want to hear what the car sounds like? Yeah, go on. This is a little bit of audio of a McLaren starting up. So here you go. I don't think you're going to drive it to the milking shed.

She's a hungry girl. But like I said, lifestyle block, right? How much is that car worth? Car's worth $189,000. It's not a new one. It's a used one. It's from like 2008, I think. Still, it's McLaren.

It's volcanic orange. Not the color I would have chosen for my McLaren. Yeah, but that's a typical McLaren colour. Is it? Yeah. Oh, I forgot you know about farms and McLarens. Well, the McLaren shop is right near my house, mate. Oh, there it goes. Oh, there it goes, driven off. I can't believe they could drive that in the studio.

So if you're looking to make this purchase, now remember, it is a buyer's market, so now is the time to capitalise, ladies and gentlemen. We are approaching what we would call a buyer's market, so now is the time to capitalise, ladies and gentlemen. We are approaching what we would call a property slump, so get in now. All you will need to secure the lifestyle of your dreams and the volcanic orange car of your dreams, $2,760,000 plus any applicable GST.

I may as well get two. You can't. It's just one. I could get well get two. Well, you can't. There's just one. I could get two. I mean, it's so cheap. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want to tell you about a new perfume.

Well, it's actually not new. It's about 10 years old. Yeah. But it's just started to gain some popularity in the market. Okay. So it's been around for a decade and the perfume was created by a man called Etienne Desuat. Sounds like a perfume guy. Yeah.

So he's an artist by trade and he decided to create this perfume to pretty much remind him of a time back in the 80s. Yeah. So the perfume is called, let me see if I can say this, Secretions Magnificu Magnificance. Secretions Magnifique. Magnifique? That's the one. Secretions Magnifique.

Yeah. I think that's what it's called. Yeah. Anyway. Secretions magnifique. Yeah. I think that's what it's called. Yeah. Anyway. Secretions of what? So the perfume is obviously there's always like, you know, hints of roses and- I like leather and sandalwood. Honey, leather and sandalwood.

They're the typical type of scents that you get in perfumes. Not this scent. This scent is meant to replicate aromas of blood, sweat and saliva. What was this guy doing in the 80s? Also, it's meant to replicate. They also do a different type of one where it's meant to replicate secretions of the male variety. Oh, right. Okay.

Now, I don't know a lot about creating perfumes, but I know that the stuff that I spray on me, it's all smells that I can't generate myself. That's why I pay for them. Right. Why am I going to pay for someone to bottle the smell of sweat, which I can get? Blood, sweat, and tears.

Yeah, and male. That stuff. Don't worry about that. Isn't that grim? Is there a price tag for this? People will buy anything. There's not on this article. Also, I love how you said at the start, there's a perfume that's starting to gain popularity.

No, there's not. No, there is. You've just been in the bowels of the internet and found the most disgusting story you could bring to us. No, I'm being serious. It's topical because people find it so weird that they want to buy it now. Right. Does it have pheromone levels? Does it going to attract people to you?

Are they going to go, oh, that guy smells like hard work and murder? Do you want to hear the reviews of what customers have described it smelling like? Yeah. So they've described the smell to be like an ill toddler. Oh, yuck. Or an indescribably skanky and salty sock why does your

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