ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 13th 2019

Episode Date: June 13, 2019

Complicated ex’s partners ex storySPY with producer EllieSpecial quest intrudes…#BreevsBennetWere you in a long feud?CostcoBurritoWhat’s The Plot!Drax ProjectBirthday Banger!Men In Black Day4Sex dreamsChernobylDanger holidaysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

psh psh psh Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast Remember the other day I used the podcast to talk about how I think I might have accidentally not on purpose found out what the gender of my baby's gonna be and I didn't know how to bring it up with Lucy? Yes Turns out, honesty is the best policy Who would have thought? I just talked to her about it

and she heard it as well, but she heard the other one So she heard, so I can say it now. I heard the radiographer, because we said we didn't want to know what the baby was. We heard the radiographer say, and there's her head. Right. Lucy heard earlier in that the radiographer go, and there's his foot. So, so, either the radiographer doesn't know, and they just accidentally slip pronouns in there,

or she's totally messing with us. The radiographer doesn't know And they just Accidentally slip pronouns in there Or She's totally messing with us So That's so mean Yeah If that's true Or it's Oh shit I just thought of something

What What if it's twins Nah They would have told you that by now Shit I'm not prepared for twins Is anyone prepared for twins Nah What about producer Caitlin

From Fletchford and Megan, whose mate had one baby and then goes with her partner, we want another baby, want another baby, trying, trying, trying, couldn't have it. Did IVF. Boom. Pregnant with four babies. Whoa.

Yeah, because that can happen because they put a bunch of inseminated eggs into you. And hope that one will take. And hope that one will take. And usually none do she had them all she went from one baby wanting two and she's got five five babies under five jesus caitlin was saying if that happens you get quite a lot of help from the government i was gonna like girl we got you seriously like you need a new car and everything. You need a van.

Yeah. You need five car seats, a van, a pram with five seats in it, or four and you just tell the other one to learn to walk faster. Imagine the shit that those four babies would produce. So I got told that, because I don't know what to expect, how many nappies are you going to buy? A lot. How many nappies do you think a baby goes through at the start?

Yeah. A day. A day. Is that right? Yeah. Someone said prepare for five to eight a day at the start. So even if it's five, best case, and you've got four babies, that's 20 nappies to change a day.

Nah. That is so off. Nah. That's when you go to your partner, okay, not in a sexual way, but we need to bring someone else into this relationship. We need a third. Someone needs to come and help.

Now. And I had the baby, so I'm not, I can't look after them in that way. So you're going to have to take one for the team. This is a weird scenario I'm playing out. He's like,

all right, I can do it. Can it be a woman? Nah, this is getting weird yeah now it's weird um anyway if we're having twins then what a blessing i'm not a religious man absolute blessing i'm not a religious man but praise be uh and if we're having one even better godspeed um yesterday's podcast it contains a very very very big surprise for Brie And a ripper of a birthday banger, quite a nostalgic birthday banger for us

There's quite a lot in the podcast today, enjoy Yeah, what you said ZM, let's go, go, go Now let me see you dance ZM's Brie and Clint Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hello guys. Today on the show, two very exciting things.

Of course we've got our $500 to give away our cash with our Neuralizer game for Men in Black International. That's out today, that movie. Yeah, Men in Black are international out today. Saw a few people watching the premiere last night. Yes. Heard good things. If you want to win that cash, you just need a good memory. And just after Birthday Banger at 5.30, we'll be playing that game.

Yeah, that's exciting. Also, we have an exclusive first play of new Kiwi music. Brand new Drax project. We're going to get the world first play of it at 5 o'clock today. Do you want to hear a little bit of it now? Yeah, go on. Matt from Drax is going to join us on the show

at five o'clock and we're going to get that first play. Just check out this bit. Hang on. Here we go. The drop. Oh, she's different, eh? It's good.

I like it. And for the big Drax fans, they've been playing that at their live shows. And people have been wanting this music released. Finally, the day's here. Five o'clock. Next, though, we've got quite a convoluted, quite an awkward relationship question for you. Cousins, mothers, hairdressers, friends.

There's a few degrees of separation involved. Yeah. But essentially it involves, well, if you've ever been cheated on, you might be able to relate to this. Yes, but we're going to try and delve into that very hard... Do you want to say it? Do you want to read it? Okay, ready? I'll try. We've actually written the question down because it's so hard to get right, but once you get it, you'll

get it. This is what we're going to talk about next. Did you become friends with the person your partner cheated on you with's ex? Pretty simple, really. No, that didn't help at all, to be honest. It will. It will, okay?

It will in a second. We'll go further into it. It's happened to Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. Put it that way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

We'll do it after Billie Eilish. Bad guy. Brie and Clint, zit him. Wait, shoot. Brie and Clint, the podcast, zit him. Asking a really simple question this afternoon. Really? Like, real, just real basic.

Real basic stuff. Easy to understand. Did you become friends with the person your partner cheated on you with X? I get it. I get it. You need a topical example to hang on to so that you can wrap your brain around this question. You think they get it? Yeah, it's pretty easy.

Okay, well then let's finish the break and just wait for the calls to come in. I'm just joking. It's very hard. Bree and Clint, this is one... No? No, no. We're talking about the situation that is unravelling in front of everyone to do with Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper.

I'm a fucking bird, watch as I dive in. I never meet the movie. They talked about the chemistry they had in the live performances. First Lady Gaga broke up with her ex-fiancé, Christian Carino. Yeah. And then more recently, the relationship between Bradley Cooperley cooper and irena shank has ended hey i just want to take another look at you i still haven't seen that movie by the way how have you not seen it i'm busy i can tell you what it's about though i can tell you the chemistry what the chemistry is i've seen all the clips and i've seen the live performances are you coming

around because i you were a bit anti it, weren't you? Like, she's not cheating. He's not cheating. Are you coming around to it? No, I was the one that said I can feel the chemistry. Oh, you've always been on board. Yeah. When you have a feeling like that, it's undeniable, eh?

Is it? I mean, I know other people's feelings are involved, but it's hard because they are actors. And you go, maybe they're just great actors. It's bloody sad because, I mean, they were both in serious relationships. She was engaged. He's got a kid with Irina.

Has he got a kid with her? Yeah, they've got a two-year-old. And, yeah, it's come out in the last couple of weeks that their relationship has ended. Yeah. And now it's coming out that Irina, she posted for the first time on her Instagram and she's posted this sexy bikini picture. Good on you, girl. Yeah, and Gaga's ex-fiance, Christian Carino, has liked the photo. Okay.

And they don't follow each other. But he's gone for a look. Oh, so. And he's a babe too. So let's spell that question out again and maybe it makes a bit more sense. Did you become friends with the person your partner cheated on you with's ex? Yes. So did you guys find, I mean, that, what did you call it?

You called it. I called it shared trauma. Did you find a friendship or maybe even more than that in the shared trauma. So you bond over this thing that happened to you guys or reportedly happened to you guys. Yes. We don't actually know. But either way, they've both been through a breakup with people who were very high profile

and people who were talking about getting together. That has to be a factor. Yep. And so you bond over this experience that you both have had, a negative experience. But, you know, you can both complain to each other. You can get it off your chest to each other, and no one understands what you're

going through like that other person. Because they are quite literally going through the exact same thing with the exact same person. Kind of happened to Shania Twain, I mean. Did it? Popular reference. Yeah. She, so this is a little bit more intricate. Her best friend

hooked up with her husband. They had an affair. Then they got together. And then Shania and her best friend's ex-husband became friends. And they're now there together. That's the same thing. That's the same thing. Yeah.

Except they were best friends. They had an existing friendship beforehand. Okay, we'll put it out there. It's hard to... Ask them one more time. Oh God, do I have to do it? All right, listen carefully because we do want to hear your stories if you've got one.

On 0800-DARLS-ZM, you can text them to 9696 as well. Did you become friends with the person your partner cheated on you with's ex? So the other cheaty, not the cheater. The other person. The other cheated person. Yes, the other cheated person. Oh, $800 at him. We'll see what we get.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I'm surprised that anyone understood what we were talking about. But we got to the end point where we were asking, did you become friends with the person your partner cheated on you with's ex? Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga's exes are now mates. Does that simplify it for you? There's an example.

They're liking each other's photos on Instagram. They didn't know each other before that relationship, before those respective relationships, and now they're bonding. Did you get cheated on and then did you become friends with the other person that got cheated on? Yeah, and you've mutually been cheated on by the same people. And you become friends with the other person that got cheated on? Yeah. Yeah, and you've mutually been cheated on by the same people.

And you've bonded over the trauma. Let's see what we get. Katie's here. Hi, Katie. Hi. Now, this has to do with your parents? It does. Yeah.

Tell us. Walk us through it. So, 31 years ago, my parents used to live next door to another couple in Wellington. And they were quite good friends with each other. And my mum and dad had two kids and my mum was pregnant with me. Yeah. And the couple next door had another one. And anyway, they went on a family holiday to Rotorua. And in the middle of the night, my dad left with the lady from the next door.

And left my mum and the man next door with the three kids. And anyway, they went back to Wellington the next day and the man next door said to my mum, come and move in with me until you can find a place. Yeah. And 30 years later, she never left. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

And they're still together now. Whoa. Okay, so much to break down here. First of all, dirty dog dad, are you still in touch with him? I am, yeah. Is he still with their neighbour? No, they had a baby, but they're not together anymore. Whoa.

Okay, and your mum and the neighbour are still together, and they're happy? They are, and they've got a son together as well. Whoa. That is an intricate web. Also, being from Rotorua, I can understand it. It's a sexy place. It's full of sexy smells.

You know, things happen. Once you get that sulfur in your bloodstream, girl, you don't know what's going to happen, you know? I hate to think how many babies were created at Float this year. That's not a thing. Because once you get a whiff of the fragrance of Rotorua, the spirit will take you. Takes over you.

Takes over you. On the text machine, see if you can understand this. Someone said, I not only became friends with my ex's cheating partner's husband, but I rang and told him she was cheating on him with my husband. We are now married and my ex married my husband's ex that he cheated on me with. We had four children between us both. I can't figure that out at all, but it sounds like...

I'm pretty sure they just swapped. So the cheaters got together? Yes. And stayed together? Yep. And then the cheated-ons got together and stayed together? And they both, each of the two new relationships had kids. You know what?

And some people say everything happens for a reason, so maybe it was supposed to happen so that you guys could find each other. Namaste. That's what you like to think. Last one, Skinny. Hey, Skinny. Hi. What happened, Skinny?

Well, my sister's partner cheated on her with one of her best friends. And then so my sister cheated on him with one of his friends. And then he cheated with another woman. Okay. And another one after that and then my sister and her ex-partner cheated on their partners that they cheated on with skinny i fully understood all of that skinny that's a very juicy story and they go out and do girly stuff and parties and whatever well all the girls in that story are now friends? A whole lot of them are all friends.

This is literally like the plot in that movie, The Other Woman, with Cameron Diaz. They literally took sharing as caring to the, you know, overboard. So, wait, did they all, Skinny, did they all meet because they all had the same thing in common that this one guy cheated on all of them? No, the friends used to stay over because my sister and her ex-partner had two kids and all the cheating started before. Have you sold this story to Shortland Street? Yeah.

You'd make a tonne of money. Far out. What we're learning is there's a lot of cheating going on. Cheating always works out. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Spy. Spy.com.

ZM. Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood reporter on the ground, is not on the ground in Hollywood. He's in Dubai. He's about 50 floors up at the moment. Yeah. Super fancy where he is, isn't it? Time difference doesn't work,

so we've got producer Ellie here for Spy Today. Hey, Ellie. Hello, hello. And if I know someone who loves celebrity gossip, it is producer Ellie. Oh, I'm all about it. I know everything. What's going on?

Yep. Well, we've already talked about this, but I just wanted to have a little chat about how the Jonas Brothers were spotted with Chris Lilley in New York. No. How good. Wasn't Chris Lilley. I mean, sorry. How good? Wasn't Chris Lilley. I mean, sorry.

It was Keith Dick. Keith Dick, yeah. This is mainly an opportunity for Bree to do her impersonation on air. Who is it? Yeah, Keith Dick. Yeah, how's it going? Just met up with the boys and looking to do some collabs with my Dick range. It's looking pretty good.

That is an exclusive piece of audio from Keith Dick live in New York with the Jonas Brothers. Keith Dick, for those who don't know, is the new Chris Lilley character in the new show Lunatics on Netflix. And he's the fashion designer. You guys have been

bugging me to watch that for ages. I did. It's very good. It is good. It's real like... Super quotable. And it's real easy to watch.

Like it's just some of it's bizarre. Oh, yeah. Most of it's bizarre. Oh, yeah. Most of it's bizarre. You think, how does this guy come up with this stuff, eh? Like, what is going on in that brain? I don't know. I've met him before.

What's he like? Chris Lilley in person is very introverted and quiet. Chris Lilley, Summer Heights High. Yes. We Can Be Heroes, Angry Boys. Some of his characters are quite controversial. You're right. They are.

So do we know what he's doing with the JoBros? So basically I brought the news and I know nothing more about it. No, okay. Basically, yeah, it's just speculation. It's definitely a code lab. Yeah. I wonder, or was he just in New York trying to do Vox Pops or something, like, you know, trying to get promoted?

And then they walked past by accident. I don't know. TMZ got the photos. Can Keith Dick do a line from the Jonas Brothers, sucker? I'm a sucker for you. I'm a sucker, Keith Dicky. Oh, God. Oh, jeepers.

Karen, my wife, she travelled over to New York with me, so she's a sucker for a bit of the Jonas Brothers. Hey, that's a good one. That's a good reference. I do have some other news, though, that I for a bit of the Jonas Brothers. Hey, that's a good one. That's a good reference. I do have some other news though that I know a bit more about. There's a Spice Girls movie coming

involving all five of them but it's an animated one. I was going to say, you're a bit late. That came out a few years ago. No, not Spice World. Basically, yeah, Paramount Animation

are bringing out an animated Spice Girls movie in 2020. God, they're really milking this thing. They are going to bring every last dollar out of this reunion. They're trying to get those next generation of kids on board. They are indeed. But yeah, they're all involved.

So we'll see which one falls out with them this time for this movie. Because let's be honest, while I'm still talking. Who leaves the cartoon version? All right, that's Spy. Thanks, Ellie. Brought to you by Samsung Galaxy S10. The next generation Galaxy has arrived. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, ZM.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. ZM. Intruder. Intruder. Intruder. Intruder. Intruder.

Intruder. Sorry. Excuse me. Bree and Clint here. Whoa, what's going on? Whoa, what's going on? Do you know about this? I mean, an intruder. It sounds like there's an intruder about to enter the studio for something. I'm scared, I'm scared.

Who's that? Shut up. I mean, you've been talking smack for the last week about politician Paula Bennett. I can't believe Paula Bennett has just walked in. Former Deputy Prime Minister of New Zealand. Holy hell. And she's just walked into the studio wearing boxing gloves. Oh, she looks trim, doesn't she? And a robe.

She doesn't only look trim, she looks angry. She looks fit and I'm scared. She looks right pissed, if you ask me. So scared. The Right Honourable Paula Bennett, good afternoon. Yeah, good afternoon. Hey, you've been dissing me, girl.

I regret all those comments. Didn't think you'd actually come and you're here. I am right here. You look fit. To say I got some weird messages coming through my phone yesterday. I may have instructed a few people to inbox you. Yeah. Sorry about that.

Yeah, it was when my family were going, if you're going to fight, can I train you? And I was like, are the family fighting? Is something going on? Oh, I thought you were talking about the nudes I told people to send you. Yeah, well. That too.

I needed to get your attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't believe you're here. I am here. Paula Bennett, you've shown up in boxing gloves. Do you want to fight Bree right now? I would quite like to right now because it's about the only chance I would have of even vaguely.

Surprise attack. You should have come in the back door and just donked her. I am in shock. No, we don't do a clean hit. No, no, we do not. Absolutely not. It'll be a good, clean, average fight. That'll go for about one round.

You are so worked up right now. I don't know what to say. So what is going on with you? How did you... How on earth did I get dragged into this weird web of yours around some fight or something? First of all, lovely to meet you. I'm holding that for now.

I don't know why, but it's been on my bucket list to fight Paula Bennett MP. It has been for a while, hasn't it, Clint? It has. I don't know why. Bree's been in the country about a year and a half and ever since she arrived, I think you've caught her attention more than anybody else.

I said, you know who I think would be up for a good time? Paula Bennett. She looks like she could fight. The Right Honourable Paula Bennett. Let's work this thing backwards. Have you ever been in a boxing match before? Never. Have you ever had any desire to beat up an Australian before?

Oh. I will give you that opportunity. Do you have any aspirations of stepping into the ring or the octagon? I mean, Brie is actually proposing an MMA fight. Any time, any place. Is there any part of you that's ever wanted to do this before? Never, no. I have to admit, just on a little side story there.

So I'm from Taupo and so is Louisa Wall, who is a Labour MP. She has represented New Zealand in both rugby and... Oh, don't tell me there's a queue of people wanting to fight you. They were seriously... The amount of times they've said, it'd be so cool if the two home girls could get in and have a charity match. Like I'm going to take on someone that's a double New Zealand representative and a lot younger.

Bree's not. She's a representative nothing. I barely can jog. She's the prize fighter. I guess I'm falling into the role of promoter, and I don't want to twist your arm too much, but there's an election coming up, and any publicity is good publicity. Beat up an Australian, I think it would get you some votes.

I'm reluctant to bring up the fact that Bill English did try a charity match quite a few years ago and I'm not kind of... This is the only question. You'd be better than him. You'd be so much better than him. That man's better than me. You have to answer. When you look at me,

do you think I have a punchable face? The laugh says it all. I was serious. You know, like I was not considering it at all, I've got to say. And then my niece Hayley, so Hayley gets a shout out because she wants to be my manager. And Hayley kind of said to me, I'm just not sure you would win.

Me? She thought you might be a bit feisty. I'd probably back you. I'd probably put my money on you. I mean, look at the crowd you've already drawn into the ZM Studios. It's a big deal, Paula. It's a big deal. This is the kind of response you'd get.

Yeah, but even Hayley said, you know, since I've lost all the weight, she was just like, you'd be like a little, you know, you'd just get knocked over. Featherweight division. You do look very, yeah. Don't, okay, how about this? Don't give us a no, but can you give us an old think on it? Could we do something that's non-violent?

It's just like a dance-off or a bit of a quiz. A quiz? A quiz. Roll up, roll up, New Zealand, for the great New Zealand quiz. People don't turn up to see us quiz, all right? People turn up to see the fight. I'm 50. You know, I'm 50 years old.

So I hear what you're saying. You need an advantage. I need something in there that's not quite so physical. Or do you need a challenge? What about I'll have one arm tied behind my back. I'm still not quite sure I'm into the kind of punching someone. I'll give you one free hit.

You know? That just is entertaining. It is entertaining. I do find that kind of entertaining. So you're up for something but I'm not sure I like the kind of physical punching. But can we up for something, but I'm not sure I like the kind of physical punching. But can we work on something?

You versus Bree. It could still be in the octagon, just maybe you don't hit each other. Monopoly in the octagon. Monopoly? See, now you're talking. That would be riveting stuff. Riveting, you know?

Wouldn't it? It would probably end in how all Monopoly games end, in a fight. Paula Bennett, good on you for even showing up. You didn't have to. I'm absolutely gobsmacked that you're here. We have to go to a song because we have to clean up the mess that Bree's left in her chair from when you walked in wearing boxing gloves.

I'm in shock, honestly. Clean up in aisle three, please. Clean up in aisle Bree. Bree and Clint the podcast ZM she's still here no punches have been thrown yet

but Paula Bennett is putting the gloves back on hopefully I think just for a photo at the moment is that the case yeah just for a photo just smack talk at the moment

yeah trash talk yeah yeah whatevs this thing got way too real way too fast for you didn't it

I literally my butt cheeks tightened up that tight when I saw you walk in with those gloves on, Paula. I was like, oh no, I've said too much. We're already getting a lot of feedback on this, by the way. There's a hashtag that's begun trending. Brie versus Bennett is up there. There's a text message here that says, lay her out, Paula. Ooh.

Ooh, all right. Actually, I probably wouldn't mind seeing that either, you just laying me flat. Yeah. That'd be a good time. And if the new svelte slim figure is an issue for you, someone has suggested that we could do inflatable sumo suit wrestling. Oh, there you go.

You know? It's good that people have got ideas. It's lovely. I get very sweaty in those, though. Yeah. I don't know about you. It's a big chafe concern for me. To be fair, I don't wear one that regularly, Bree,

but it's nice to know you do. I'll tell you more about it later, Paula. Each into their own. The fight itself might not be happening, but we're going to make this Breeverse kind of thing. There's going to be something. There's going to be something happening. So if you've got ideas of how the two can square off,

we would love them on 9696. You can text them in to us. You've got to make something happen, right? It's going to be, you know, there's a showdown of some sort that will be happening. There is a showdown of some sort. Let's all recognise that you're a lot younger than me, that, you know, you've got a lot of strength on your side.

But I'm also a lot stupider. And you could imagine a Labour Party logo on her face And just jump straight in there I must admit, I was scared when you walked in And I clenched a bit I was just like, I wish Winston Peters did that Speaking of fights I want to talk about one of the biggest feuds

Public feuds in pretty much pop history. It's Katy Perry versus Taylor Swift. Been going on for years and years, and they have said that it was to do over backup dancers. Katy stealing Taylor's or the other way around? I'm not too sure. They were sharing a few backup dancers. And at one point, I believe it was Taylor that borrowed Katie's backup dancers and they were on tour with Taylor Swift. And then Katie started touring and they

left Taylor Swift's tour in the middle of it. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. To go back to Katie. Yeah. And so Taylor pretty much called Katie out and said, you're a snake. You're pretty much trying to derail my whole arena tour by taking these dancers from me. And Katie was like, you know they were my dancers in the first place. You took them from me and you said I could have them back when I needed them.

Like any good feud, though, it actually doesn't matter what it started with. No. It's that once the feud is on, it actually doesn't matter what it started with. No. It's that once the feud is on, it's on. It's on. It's on. People have also traced it back to when they not only shared backup dancers but they also shared John Mayer. That's right.

So. There was some crossover period. There's so much bad blood. There is. And Taylor Swift, they have rumoured, everyone knows that, wrote bad blood about Katy Perry. Yeah. But in the last couple of days,

people are saying that the friendship is back on. They've reconciled. Katy posted a photo yesterday of some cookies that Taylor Swift had sent over to her house. And at the top of the plate, the words, peace at last, were written on the plate. Good looking cookies too. Yeah, they do look delicious.

Like if someone, I'd forgive someone who ran over my dog for that plate of cookies. It's. Seriously. I know. They look like, they look like Subway cookies, but better again.

I mean, it's crazy to think that, you know, these two after the biggest feud in pop history are reconciling just as both of them are releasing new music and albums are coming out. And, you know, it's just, is it a coincidence? What are you suggesting? No, I'm not suggesting anything. I'm just saying, it's perfect timing because, I mean, they're getting lots of publicity. Right, right, right.

While they need it because of their new albums. That's such a good point. Oh, my God. Imagine if there was new Taylor Swift music come out, I don't know, tomorrow or something. And imagine if the song was called Peace At Last. God, that would be the weirdest coincidence if that was to happen. It would be the biggest coincidence.

It won't, though. It won't. It definitely won't. These things don't happen. But, I mean, it is good to see, and I think it's a good message for the young fans that love katie perry and taylor swift to see them making up and you know saying that there's no bad blood anymore for now until we need more sales and then we'll have another fight and then release new

music based they'll find someone else to fight with watch out hayley steinfeld um but but if they can make up why why can't you? And maybe you have. Maybe you have an epic feud that's been running in your life for almost as long. Maybe, yeah. It started over something as petty as, you know, sharing backup dancers.

Yeah, because that's something that happens to normal people. Exactly right. Yeah. We want to hear from people on 0800DIALZM. Have you had a long-lasting feud with someone? Yes. And was there a reconciliation? Yeah.

How long did your feud last for? How long did it go for? What was it over? Yeah. And how did you reconcile? 0800DIALZM or text us to 9696. We want to hear about your feuds this afternoon. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. The long-lasting feud between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry might be over. Like you said, just in time for them both to have new music out. But that's not the point. The point is people are reconciling their making up. It's a positive thing, right? And it's just a coincidence that they're both promoting new music. Total coincidence.

Exactly. So we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, how long did your feud go for and how did you reconcile? This person would like to remain anonymous. Good afternoon. Hello. Oh, hello. What happened?

How long was the feud and who with? It was one of my family members and we didn't talk for like three or four years and I moved out of the region and she never knew until probably the start of this year or maybe early last year. Whoa. And what was it over?

I don't really want to say because it was, yeah, not too good, but yeah. Was it a sibling or a parent? Yeah. Sibling. Sibling. Was it to do with a partner or someone else, you know? Just to do with just giving me a bad rep and took some stuff due to her being in a bad situation.

Oh, right. So they're talking crap to people. Have you made up? Yeah. We're not talking and stuff because I've got two kids now and she's with Skype and stuff like that. Oh, that's awesome. Life's too short, eh?

You've got to move on. Yeah. I love that. Good to hear that you guys made up. There's an interesting text on the text machine. How long was your feud? Someone said, My mate didn't talk to me for two years

because I said that his girlfriend wasn't right for him and that she was toxic. He told me to bug her off. Two years later, they break up as she slept with his best friend. He came crawling back to me and told me that I was right and thanked me. We are now best mates again. Can you imagine how good that would feel? Just those words.

I hate to say. Bro, you were right. I told you so. Let's go to Alana. Hey, Alana. Hi. Alana, what happened? What's the feud you've got going on?

So this was actually between my mum and her sister. Oh, no. And it happened about 10 years ago at like a family Christmas. Okay and what happened? We were all just like sitting around opening presents in the morning so we're all in our pyjamas and my mum was just taking photos and she posted one on Facebook that had my auntie in her pyjamas. Yeah okay. And my auntie was not impressed and had a fit and did not talk to my mum for the rest of the time she was visiting. in her pyjamas. Yeah, okay. And my auntie was not impressed and had a fit and did not talk to my mum

for the rest of the time she was visiting. And when she left New Zealand to go back to Australia, that's the last we've pretty much seen or heard from her. And that was 10 years ago. Hang on. Your mum and your auntie

haven't spoken for 10 years over a Facebook photo? Yep, pretty much. Oh my god, that's so sad. Has either of them tried to make contact or reconcile? I'm actually not sure. I don't think they tried to one Christmas

to go back home together and it didn't work. I don't think they had another argument. I've got a great idea, Alana. Christmas is coming up again obviously. You should share it as a Facebook memory. Share the... No, do it. You might bring the family back together.

Share it with them both tagged in there and see what happens. I thought you were going to say get your mum to extend an olive branch and send the auntie a pair of pyjamas for Christmas. Yeah, see, that could be seen as provocative as well. Finally, Monique, tell us about the feud. How long did your feud last for? It lasted for about seven years. Seven years, and who was it with?

It was with my best friend. Oh, that's sad. I told her that her husband was a nutless a-hole. Okay. We reconciled seven years later When she sent me a text message with the words Here's a nutless a-hole I love a happy slash sad ending to a story

Oh my god Wow And I bet you guys have never been closer Is he gone? He's gone? He's gone He gone Oh he gone

Yeah He gone He's gone Okay But I mean she's a bit slow It took her seven years. Monique, careful what you say, mate. You guys have only just become friends again, all right?

She might have not known where to feel for the, just check if the nuts were there. She's like, I just need to check. And finally she found them because they were that small after seven years. I should have just bought her a magnifying glass. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. The announcement was made this week that New Zealand's getting another new store

that we don't already have. I think the rest of the world has already got one of these, like IKEA and H&M that have opened up here recently. Because IKEA is coming soon. Yeah. They're building it, and we got H&M, what, a couple of years ago? A couple of years ago. And then now Costco is coming to NZ.

What I know about Costco is you pay a subscription to be a member. I think I saw on 7Sharp it's going to cost $60 a year to be a Costco member. Oh, that's not bad. And with that, you can go in and shop and get stuff about 30% cheaper than usual prices. If you buy in bulk. If you buy in bulk. And you buy in bulk. Everything's in bulk. They're famous for selling weird things as well, right?

Like you can get everything at Costco. You can buy a coffin at Costco. So I've been doing a bit of research into the sort of stuff that you can expect when Costco opens in New Zealand soon. Soon. First one's going in West Auckland. So you can get a coffin. And they look like quite nice coffins too.

They're pretty cheap. For a Costco coffin, you're looking at $1,000. I don't know how much coffins are worth. Yeah. Which is why I also don't want one. I don't want one. It's not super cheap. Can I just be buried straight in the ground?

I don't know. That's a good question. It's a bit grim if your family just have to come and put dirt on you. Just throw him in. But just throw me in. I don't need a thing. No. No, that's a good question. It's a bit grim if your family just have to come and put dirt on you. Just throw him in. But just throw me in. I don't need a thing. No. No, burn me.

Burn me. Burn me. That's what I want. I think Fletch Vaughan and Megan literally had this conversation this morning. Wow. Why are we all thinking about it? I don't know. Freaky.

Just in time for Costco to open. What else can you get from Costco? So they have a signed Muhammad Ali boxing robe. Whoa. Well, I don't know if he wore it, but he signed it. What, he's actually put pen to robe? Yes. Yeah, it's signed by Muhammad Ali before he passed away. And that, remember this is 30% cheaper than usual, $4,600 for a Muhammad Ali boxing robe. Okay, for the memorabilia. Very expensive. Okay, what about... I want to know how much the giant Nutellas are.

Oh, okay, I don't have any info on that. You don't have that? But you'll need a bigger pantry for that sort of stuff too. What about a Swarovski crystal wave gold chandelier that you pick up from the supermarket? So you get some milk, some bread, and a Swarovski chandelier. And a chandelier. For only $2,900.

Which, it's a lot of money for a chandelier, but I think that's actually quite cheap when it comes to chandeliers. Yeah, as far as chandeliers go. I don't have any in my house. I'm too tall. You can't buy this at all Costcos, but in America you can buy a barn at Costco, like a full barn.

Comes in a kit set. I was going to say, what is it, a flat pack barn? Yes, it's exactly what it is. And then you take it back to your house and you assemble the barn. Yeah. Or you can get a wedding cake. You get your wedding cake from Costco.

Nothing says I have put time and effort into this wedding and this union of our families than a $32 pre-made Costco wedding cake. Cheap. Hey, if you're trying to do a wedding on a budget. Or maybe you just love wedding cake. Maybe it's not for a wedding. Does wedding cake taste different?

Yeah. Does it? Yeah. You know my uncle at his wedding had a cake made out of Ferrero Rochers? Did he? And it was awesome. Is your uncle a prince? Are you the niece of the Sultan of Brunei?

He's an Arabian prince. Because, I don't know if I'm correct in saying this, but behind maybe Lindt, isn't Ferrero Rocher the richest chocolate in the whole world? Yep. Isn't that what Harry and Meghan had at their wedding? Liquid gold. And you can also get a bathroom sink from Costco. share the richest chocolate in the whole world. Yep. Isn't that what Harry and Meghan had at their wedding? Liquid gold. And you can also get a bathroom sink from Costco.

So you can literally get everything, including the bathroom sink. The kitchen. Well, we have a bathroom and a kitchen. Same, same. Yeah. I just looked up the giant Nutella. Yeah. Because, I mean, I'm definitely going to buy one of those. Yeah.

They sell at Costco, so it's about 14 jars worth. In one jar? In one thing. And you can pay, you can get all of that for $22. That's it. Quit your gym membership, New Zealand. It's over. We're done.

Costco's coming. Look out for that. R.I.P. There's a lot of controversy happening over in Aussie at the moment and I believe that controversy is going to come over here to NZ with a Mexican chain by the name of Mad Mix has released a controversial topping for one of its burritos. Okay, we've got Mad Mix here in New Zealand.

I quite like it. It's delicious. It's good. They've released, sorry, a filling, not a topping, for one of their burritos, and it's all in the lead-up to World Pineapple Day, which falls on June 27, and they're releasing the first-ever Mad Mex Pineapple Burrito.

Right. Now, obviously, pineapple has been known to be a very controversial fruit on pizza. It's been a long argument that has been dragged down the generations. Should pineapple be on pizza? Now this is a new argument. Should it be in a burrito? Why pineapple, eh? Why are people so triggered by pineapple in a food?

Is it because it's sweet? Because it's so sweet, I think. Or is it because it's juicy? I don't really know. But look at it. Look, I'm pro. I'm pro pineapple. I'll come out and say it.

I feel like this is... I stand with the people of pineapple when I say, yes, you belong in a burrito if you want to be there. It's blasphemy for an Italian, but me being an Italian, don't mind pineapple on pizza. Neither do I. Yeah. Don't mind it.

I also don't mind a spaghetti pizza. Get at me with spaghetti pizza. Some of these things were made to be changed. Not everything. I don't think you should mess with everything. But in a burrito,

yeah, why not? You have pineapple in a pork taco, so why wouldn't you have... Oh, and how good is pineapple in a taco? It brings the whole thing to life, so why wouldn't you have it in a burrito?

Where do you stand on pineapple inside a ham and cheese toasty? Oh, now, yeah, see, I don't know about that. Really? I don't think I've had that before. It's a huge heat conductor. Much like tomato, you get a hot bit of pineapple inside a cheese toasty. Look out. You might not be able to taste the rest of the toasty.

But I'm pro that as well. I'm pro pineapple, baby. I think pineapple goes well with Mexican food. Yeah? I think it works in salsas, in tacos. Why not whack it into a burrito? Watch out for that current upcoming feud. I am for pineapple in the burrito.

I am allergic, though. So... To pineapple? Yeah. I'm real allergic to pineapple. Why didn't you state that at the start? You know I always forget that I'm allergic to pineapple? You're also allergic to dairy.

I start off as childhood Kylie Jenner and end up as current Kylie Jenner. In the lips region? Yeah. Plus the cheese, the dairy, you're going out the other end as well. God, a Hawaiian pizza is not your friend, is it? It's not a good time for Brie.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really.

Picking a movie based on just the plotline That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot Simple game, Brie knows her movies And you need to have better movie knowledge than her to win My confidence was rocked last week 3-0 defeat Got absolutely pants.

Samuel, are you the person to hand Bree her first ever back-to-back loss? You know that I am. I hope you bloody don't. If you do it, if you do it, I'm going to give you two tickets to Men in Black International in cinemas today. Wow, okay. You know the rules. I start reading plot lines.

You buzz in with your name as soon as you think you know what it is. You don't wait for me to finish. And it's best of three. Good luck, both players. Here comes your first movie. I feel the nervous energy coming from Samuel. Yeah, I actually have sweaty palms right now. I've got sweaty everything.

Embrace it. Here we go. First movie. Ted's dream prom date never happens. Brie. Brie. Something about Mary. Whoa.

Whoa. That's what you're dealing with, Samuel. That's what you're dealing with. A rapid fire movie machine. Holy moly. Okay. Here we go. So what I want you to do, this is just a tip for you and anybody who ever gets through,

just buzz as soon as you think you know what it is. Just give it a go. Worst case, you get it wrong, Brie has a free guess and then we carry on. Okay? Okay. All right. All right. Here we go.

Okay. Movie number two. Two years before the Civil War, a slave finds himself accompanying an unorthodox German bounty hunter named Dr. King Schultz. Brie. Brie. Django Unchained. Django Unchained is absolutely correct. Oh my gosh. Wow.

Well, that's the game. Let's play one more. One more. You get this one, Samuel, we'll still give you the tickets, okay? Okay. Okay, here we go. Let me try and help you out a little bit. Okay, this one. Here we go. Carl Allen is stuck in a rut with his negative ways.

Brie. Brie. Yes, man. Wow. Oh, my God. I thought I had like some kind of movie knowledge, but it's clear that I've got nothing. Because that was so embarrassing for you, Sam,

I feel like we should give him the tickets. Yeah, no one goes way empty-handed. Nah, you got the tickets, mate. You get the tickets. Oh, do I? Woo-hoo! And a dark cloud of shame hovering over your head for being absolutely pantsed.

Now you go hang your head in shame, Samuel. Alright. There you go. If you want some tickets to Men in Black International, well done, you're back, mate. I feel like I've redeemed myself. You've gone from 3-0 loss to 3-0 win. I'm happy with that. There you go. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Ladies and gentlemen, special guest on the show this afternoon, Matt from Draxprojects. We know the best parts won't be told. Hey, man. Oh, hello. Or as we like to say, hello, Matt. Hello, Matt. Last time we saw you, we were at a dodgy pizza restaurant

somewhere in Los Angeles attempting to eat 26 kilos of pizza, and that's where we left you. How did you pull up after that? I've got to be honest, that's the darkest day of 2019 for the four of us. I think I've digested the 11 pieces. Can I just say, though, Matt, you were the top piece eater out of the entire eight people there that day. You started slow, finished strong.

Was that always your tactic? Yeah, it was leading into it. And full credit to the boys for really pulling through. Actually, no, they were rubbish. Let's be honest, it was terrible. We were all rubbish except for you and Sian. You guys were the MVPs of this and mostly you. But that's cool,

you've obviously recovered enough that you guys are launching a New Zealand tour. You guys are coming back for a welcome home tour soon. How good! Yeah, we can't wait. We've been itching to come back for a while now, so Auckland Town Hall, Christchurch Town Hall. Just want to tell you before you get here, it's friggin' cold and if I were you, I'd

just delay it and i'd just wait till summer stay in la and then come back when it's hot keep the tan rolling you know just don't even don't get involved mate it's wet it's disgusting no honestly we are itching mainly for fish and chips and also to play these shows you guys are based in la at the moment tell us about that um weird acoustic poolside gig you did in las vegas recently oh yeah okay so we got called in to do a pool party and in vegas oh yeah this sounds all right yeah we rock out with acoustic guitars and i'm sitting on that little box drum the cajon we're kind of jamming away after about two hours of like hard edm djing like before us people were going off they're going

nuts and then we come on for four songs acoustically to really bring the mood down it was quite fun to be honest it wasn't terrible no well you're in vegas i heard shan whipped out a harmonica and it was all happening and you you guys did Wonderwall. Wonderwall, yeah, four times. Matt, we're super excited for this because we're about to play your new single all this time. I'm going to go out and say it's a bit different from the Drax boys. If you've seen them live, you're not,

but it's a bit dirtier. I like it. It's a bit grittier. I'll even tell you, it's a bit sexier. The first time I heard it, Matt, you know when you first hear something and it's an instant like, you instantly like it. It's one of those songs for me, so I'm keen to play this. Thanks so much. That's awesome.

This is it. I guess we'll even say worldwide premiere of the brand new Drax. I'd say it is. It is, right? It is. First play on radio right here. This is our first ever. First ever.

Hell yeah. That's Matt from Drax. If you want to see the boys, the concert details for their tour are online at ZM online. But let's rip this thing. Let's do it. This is brand new Drax project called All This Time.

Bree and Clint, ZM. What's in your head? Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Take your birthdays,

figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th, and then we play the best one. First up is Shirley. Hi, Shirley. Hi, Sherl. Hi, guys. Do people sometimes call you Sherl the Pearl? Yeah, Sherl, Shirley Temple, Shirley Bassey.

There you go. I've got an auntie, Sherl, and we just call her Sherl the Pearl. What's your birthday, Sheryl? 7th of September 1979. Okay, you were 16 in 1995 on the 7th of September and back in the 90s, this was number one.

Rock solid 90s classic. R.I.P. Lisa, Left Eye Lopez. Left Eye Lopez. How you feel about that? TLC, you like it? Yes, I like it. It's a great song.

Yep. Party, party. Absolute classic. Next is Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi. I think, hold on, wait just one sec.

I think those songs are switched around, so it should be the other one. Hi. Oh, I think, hold on, wait just one sec. I think those songs are switched around, so it should be the other one. Right. So we're just having a few technical difficulties. So what I can see is they're the same song name. Yes, so it is this one. Gotcha. Amanda is that one. Sorry, Amanda, we're just figuring stuff out on air.

We're doing a bit of behind-the-scenes stuff in front of the scenes. I'm a bit busy in here this afternoon. We're good, we're good, I think we're good. What's your birthday Amanda? 7th of April 1986. Okay Amanda, you were 16 in 2002 on the 7th of April and this is your birthday banger.

JLo and Ja Rule. Yeah, not bad, not bad. What year is this? 2002. There you go, solid 2000s classic. Do you like it? Do you like J-Lo? Not bad.

Yeah. Not bad at all. Who doesn't love a bit of J-Lo? We've got one more, and that is going to be with Nick. Hi, Nick. Hi. What's your birthday, Nick? 4th of January, 1977. Okay, you were 16 in 1993 Nick? 4th of January, 1977.

Okay, you were 16 in 1993 on the 4th of January and also back in the 90s, this was number one. And I will... Oh, my God. Oh, Nick. Oh, my God. And this. Talk to me.

Oh, it's a great one. I'm sure we're going to take it out. This song has a strong history with the Brian Clint Show, too. It's the song that almost broke, but also basically made Birthday Banger. And cemented Birthday Banger into our show. We had to physically fight Ross Boss to play this. The thing is... I don't remember this.

I know. Like an idiot. He now goes home at three o'clock, so he has no control over what we play. Could it be a second time play, finally, for the song that made Birthday Banger what it is? For you, Nick. I think it needs to be.

Surely. The moment it came on, my heart did that thing that happens when you see somebody you truly love, you know? And you get the goosies. Yes, totally. Those good feels. Nick, if you want it, we'll play it.

Oh, my gosh. Yes, I think this is. Don't want to knock it out again. Please. Oh, it's on for the second time. What a big afternoon of bangers. Here we go, everybody. Here we go.

Let us shut up. Here's the queen, Bree and Clint. This is Birthday Banger on ZM. I'll go, but I know I'll always love you Will always love you You My darling you Bittersweet memories That is all I'm taking with me So goodbye, please don't cry

We both know I'm always love you I will always love you Oh, oh, oh I hope life treats you kind And I hope you have all you've dreamed of And I wish you joy and happiness But above all this I wish always love you I will always love you I will always love you I will always love you

I will always love you I will always love you Darling, I love you. Oh, I won't. I'll always love you. Oh, the memories. Oh. What a tune. One of the founding moments of this radio show

is the first time that song got played on Birthday Banger. It's Whitney Houston and I Will Love You. Always love you. The man who didn't want it to happen. Who nearly stopped it from happening. And put his body on the line to prevent us from playing that song. He sprayed poison out of a spray bottle. And employees.

Was Ross Boss. Almost 12 months on, he joins us again on the show. Good afternoon, Ross. Sorry, guys. Can you just hold there? I've just got to finish my other call. Yes, I'll just leave her here, and then you just hit her around the knees with a bat.

Okay, cool. Thanks, Paul. I've been at MP. Love you. Sorry. Are you organising a hit on us? Did you hear that? Oh my gosh, how embarrassing.

Oh dear. I mean, you live and learn and even in management, you know, you've still got a lot to learn and we're here to teach you those things, like what good music sounds like. You've made me come so close to swearing on the radio. Have we opened your mind? Are you here to apologise to us? Is that why you're on?

I'm here just to say, gosh, you guys bore me. Oh, whatever. I love the text coming through. Shut up, Ross Boss. Well, have fun. Oh, Ross. Have fun. We laugh, don't we? Nice comeback. Oh, Ross. Have fun. We laugh, don't we?

Nice comeback. Oh, we laugh. Hey, that was dedicated to you, by the way. I don't know if you heard it, but we dedicated that to you. We will always love you, Ross. We will always love you. Always. Oh, that's a nice one-way feeling, isn't it?

Okay, see you, mate. Bye. Hey, it's birthday banger. He used up all his gear on the fake Paul and Bennett gag. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Let's give away some cash. Bree and Clint's Neuralizer. Men in Black International.

Suit up. Thank you to the people correcting us. Neuralizer. Neuralizer. That's the thing that they use in Men in Black to erase your memory. The new Men in Black International is out today with Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson and heaps of big stars in it. New gadgets, new agents, new aliens, new villains, new locations.

The universe is expanding and we want to hook you up with 500 bucks cash. Been playing this all week. A lot of happy people. $500 cash. That's a good time right there. And who have we got playing this afternoon? Okay, first up to play is Bernie. Hi, Bernie. Hi, Bernie.

Have you heard this game this week? Um, I heard it yesterday. Yeah. Okay, cool. It's very easy, okay? We're going to give you a list of 10 things. Today's category is Living Creatures. And then as soon as the list stops, you go for it. You'll have 15 seconds to recall as many as you can.

Okay. All right, use that memory muscle. And when you're ready, we'll play you your list. Okay, I'm ready. Here we go. Dog. Seal. Moose.

Fox. Bird. Mouse. Cow. Polar bear. Sheep. Chicken. Go, Bernie.

Okay. Dog. Seal. Moose, sheep, chicken. Go, Bernie. Okay. Dog, seal, moose, fox, cow, polar bear, sheep, chicken. Cow, dog, sheep. Fox, cow, sheep. That's all I can remember. That's good. That's good. That is very good.

You killed it, Bernie. Okay, we're not going to reveal how many you got just yet. You did well, though. We've got to give Claire a chance to play. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi. That's going to be hard to beat, Claire.

There's room to beat her, though, Claire. Okay? Okay. Same deal. Ten things coming at you real fast. Then as soon as they finish, you use your full 15 seconds to recall as many as you can. My advice, just breathe through it. Don't rush yourself. Take your time.

See what comes to you. Category is living things. Good luck. Here we go. Horse, penguin, cat, lion, kiwi, monkey, tiger, rabbit, sloth, fish. Go Claire. Rabbit, cat,

penguin, horse, lion, um, rabbit, penguin, horse, lion, rabbit, zebra. I like the tactic. You just started making up animals that you thought might have been in there towards the end. Claire, you never know. You could have got one. I can reveal to you now that you got five correct.

That is correct. I got five for Claire. Which means you take out the double pass to Men in Black International. We're sending you to the movies, Claire. Oh, wow. Movie tickets. Yeah, I know that. You're doing such a good job of pretending you're not disappointed. We love you for that.

Well done. And, Bernie, you've got $500 cash. Nice work. You got eight. This is the best day of my day. Did I get eight? Yeah, can I say, Bernie, you were the highest person this week. Really?

Yes. Yeah, it must be the hospo in me remembering orders. Oh, there you go. Do you take orders without a notepad? Yeah. There you go. I always find that so impressive. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

Zed in. Came across an interesting article, which I think we've all discussed within this show at one time or another. When you have a dream about someone in your life, not just any dream, but a dream where you cook with them. Where you brew up something spicy. Where you're cooking up something sexy.

You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you're talking about a raunchy dream. Yeah, so this article talks about what the different dreams could mean when there's different people involved. Okay, deciphering adult dreams. Yeah. Yeah, lay it on me. Cooking dreams.

What about if you have a dream where you're cooking with a celebrity? Oh, a celebrity chef. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It says that, you know, this dream pretty much just represents being crazy attracted to that famous person.

And it does reflect on them. Yes. Or more often than not, it can symbolise craving attention either socially or from your partner. Okay. So that's what that can mean. Yeah, interesting.

What about if you have that kind of dream and a stranger's involved? A stranger of what sort? Like someone that you don't recognise in your dream? Yes, complete stranger. Right. I don't know if I've had one of those, but yeah, what does that mean? It can mean that you need to shake things up. Sexy stranger dreams can sometimes represent a desire to stray

from convention coupled with longing for new experiences and excitement. Careful letting a stranger know where the knives are if you let them into your kitchen. But you know, yeah, interesting, cool. What about, and this is where it gets a little bit more awkward, that kind of dream where a

friend of yours is involved. You invite a friend into the kitchen. This happened earlier in the year on our show where PJ, who used to be on this show, had one of those dreams about me. Were you into the kitchen? Remember that? Mm-hmm.

Usually, if you have that kind of dream about a friend, it can just be a reflection of the level of closeness that you feel for that person. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. That makes it less uncomfortable. Or it can mean that you're attracted to them subconsciously. Yeah, there's that too.

So it can mean both. Yeah. What about if you have that type of dream with an ex, which this apparently is the most common. Is it unresolved feelings? So this has definitely happened to me before. Has it happened to you? Nah.

Good answer. Nah. Nah. Nah. Never. Never. Never ever. Not recently anyway.

No, definitely not recently. Okay, not recently. It can mean that it doesn't usually mean that you're secretly still in love with them. It usually means that, yeah, you're longing for something in your current relationship or you need to get out of your routine. What, something that you used to have? That's worse. God. Yeah, but not necessarily then.

It just means you're looking for something else. Oh, right. You're looking to bring your ex into the relationship. Yeah. Right. And the last one. Oh, yeah. That kind of a sexy dream and picture Ross Boss being there.

A workmate? Or your boss. Oh, your boss. Mmm. Yeah. Means you're looking for a pay rise. He does have that wonderful moustache at the moment. Doesn't he?

Oh. Looks like a young Tom Selleck. If there's one man who needs to make his Instagram public, it's at Ross Flahive. Can you just follow, go follow Ross Boss. Request it. Is that his actual, let me, hold on, I'm going to spell it for you guys. Can I say Ross Boss secretly loves to get the followers on Instagram?

He calls himself a micro-influencer. If you want to follow Ross Boss, at Ross Flahive, R-O-S-S-F-L-A-H-I-V-E. Go give him a follow. Give him a bunch of likes on his Instagram. Oh, hey, Clint here. I left while you were saying that. I wasn't a part of that at all.

I've just got back. What were you doing? Bree and Clint, the podcast. There's a new TV show out that everybody is seeming to be watching at the moment. It's called Chernobyl. Have you seen it yet? I haven't seen it because it's not on TV and Zed On Demand. Oh, right.

That's where I watch all my stuff, or Netflix. Yeah, okay. Well, you get on Neon or you get on Soho as well. Okay. If you have Sky. Producer Ben, you've seen it, right? You've seen Chernobyl? Yeah, I have, mate.

It's so good. And how did you watch it? I watched it on Neon. Yeah, do now. It's so good. I love Neon. Yeah. Do you have Neon? Yeah, do now. Do you? It's so good. I love Neon. Oh.

I thought you said you illegally downloaded it. Nah, I didn't. Good show, though. Very good show. If you did want to illegally download it, that would be a good show to choose. No, get Neon, you cheap. Honestly, how cheap do you want to be? How cheap do they have to make it?

Seriously. That's not my point. Do we need to see it? Yes, it's incredible. That's not my point. Do we need to see it? Yes, it's incredible. It's only like five episodes. It's just a case by case exactly how it went down. Right. And even I understood, and I don't even understand science.

So it's a documentary. Is it hard to watch? No, it's really easy. Oh, as in like hard to like, oh, that's a bit full on? Yeah. No? On a scale of Dora the Explorer to The Handmaid's Tale, where does it sit? Probably a few before Handmaid's Tale.

I'd probably say it's not as bad as Handmaid's Tale. For the people that don't know, what actually happened? There was a nuclear explosion. One of the reactors in the power plant in Chernobyl in the 80s exploded. Was it from an earthquake? It wasn't from an earthquake. It was just a malfunction. No, you're thinking of Fukushima. Oh, that's right. Fukushima is the Japanese nuclear power plant in Chernobyl in the 80s exploded. Is that what it has been? Was it from an earthquake? It wasn't from an earthquake. It was just a malfunction. No, you're thinking of Fukushima. Oh, that's right.

Fukushima is the Japanese nuclear power plant. Yep. Yeah, it blew up, right? It was just a malfunction, yeah. Radiation everywhere. Oh, so it wasn't anyone's fault. It just blew up. No, it wasn't anyone's fault, no.

But there's a lot of blaming going on. Since then, the site where it is, it's in Russia, has just sat abandoned. Like, no one can go there. The radiation levels are through the roof. The site where it is, it's in Russia, has just sat abandoned. No one can go there. The radiation levels are through the roof. This is where Fletch decided to holiday last time. So this is the phenomenon they're experiencing.

It was already picking up in tourism. And then since this TV show has come out, they've reported a 40% increase in people booking holidays to Chernobyl. What's wrong with you? They call it dark tourism, don't they? What's wrong with you that you want to go to a nuclear wasteland on your week off? Which could potentially make you not have children. Yeah, it can render you infertile if you get exposed to too much radiation. Plus, I mean, I get it.

You want to steal that abandoned stuff. I love abandoned spaces as well. I love abandoned stuff. There was this one on Facebook the other day over McDonald's. And the abandoned Big Brother house we saw the other week? Yes. Yeah, both of those, great. Great, but they also don't have radioactivity inside them. Those ones, less likely to make you grow a third testicle.

Yeah. Or a first testicle if you don't have any. What happens when these things become touristy and trendy? Instagram blows up as well. So there's now a trend Where people are posting Instagram photos With inside the Chernobyl wreckage site They're sexy photos right? So people are doing sexy photos at Chernobyl

Is there nowhere Where people won't put on a bikini Do the thing where they face away from the camera And the butt faces the camera And then they turn back over the shoulder Oh it's a good shot But in a nuclear wasteland Like there's not even water there.

You weren't swimming. Did people die? For going there? Or did people die? Did people die when the thing blew up? Thousands of people. Yeah. Yeah, thousands of people.

So it's not a nice place. No, it's morbid as all heck. You can go to, like, the nursery and stuff, and all the hospital beds are still there, and there's, like, the old... It was a full city. It was a functioning city. It was a functioning city. Where was the place that Kiwi guy that did the dark tourism series? David Farrier.

David Farrier. Where did he go? He went to Fukushima. He went to the other one. He went to the Japanese one. Yeah. And in the episode where he went there, they were holding the radio activity. The Geiger meter.

Yeah. And they were even worse. Through the roof. Even worse than what they said that it. And they were like even worse. Through the roof. Even worse than what they said that it was going to be. It'll be through the roof for hundreds of years. So creepy. That radiation doesn't dissipate for ages. But it's happening and there'll be some people who have heard this now.

Like you want to go, don't you Ben? You want to go to Chernobyl? I did until this break went to air. Well, Fletch went there. I think there's a video on his Instagram somewhere. Because producer Ben's already got three testicles. You only need one working one. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. We were just talking about how Chernobyl, the place where they had a nuclear disaster, how many years ago? A long time ago. In the 80s. In the 80s has become a super popular tourist destination. Yeah, Chernobyl's the new Bali.

I want to talk about kind of similar to that, but there's an article out today talking about what are the top five most dangerous holiday destinations to Google on your device. Okay. So when I say that, it's more these are the places that if you Google, there's a lot of dodgy and fake websites surrounding travel. Oh, like Avaya Go-Go?

Yeah, kind of stuff like that, where they say you need to be careful when you're booking things or you're looking stuff up online, because there's a lot of scams and stuff attached to these holiday destinations. Which, I'm not sure why these ones, but they say these are the top five. Coming in at number five, it's a thriller in Manila in the Philippines. If you want to go to Manila, you're likely to get scammed on your computer. I recently did Google. Did you go to?

Oh, no, you didn't go. Yeah, I was in Manila for a couple of nights in between. Stop over. Yeah. How's your credit card information? Yeah. Fine? I think it's okay.

Yeah. I haven't checked. Probably should. Number four, a lot of people have probably been here. It's a super popular destination, Phuket. Thailand. In haven't checked. Okay. Probably should. Number four, a lot of people have probably been here. Super popular destination, Phuket. Thailand. In Thailand. Mm-hmm.

Number three, London. Really? London, England. But you were saying earlier that there's, yeah, a lot of stuff happening around a place that's close to London in Paris. No, in person. Yeah. It's fine to Google. But they're saying that- There's lots of scams on the London in Paris. No, in person. It's fine to Google. But they're saying that...

There's lots of scams on the street in Paris. Yeah, but they're saying there's a lot of scam stuff surrounding these cities as well. Oh, when you're actually there. There as well, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Number two, another place in Thailand, Bangkok. Love Bangkok.

I love Bangkok. Like they say in the song, though, you only need one night. Yeah. It's a busy place, though, you only need one night. Yeah. It's a busy place, isn't it? It gets exhausting. And the number one top place you should be careful when Googling on your device. That's careful Googling.

Yeah, exactly. New Delhi in India. Oh, okay. Which they're saying India is becoming a lot more popular for Western tourists. I'd love to go to India. Yeah, but would you? You're just scared that you're going to get the runs. Yeah, well, they say it's pretty likely.

You're scared on the toilet front. Yeah, but you've got to get past that. I'd like to go to India for an eye-opening experience. And pack your own sandwiches. Yeah, because you're not going to india for a relaxing holiday are you uh i think parts of it you can like eat pray love baby i i don't know i have never been to india because every time i talk to people who are from india i always ask them lots of questions because i'm already i'm interested in going there and they're always like don't go

there if you want to stay in a resort and sip drinks by the pool right right right you've got to be willing to walk out into busy traffic and that sort of thing yeah those scams when you come when it comes to booking i mean call me old-fashioned but that's why i do not mind using a travel agent because because they've got all the ways to go um officially to book things plus if they screw anything up in your booking it's their fault and you can ring them when you're at the hotel and go hey this hotel screw anything up in your booking, it's their fault. And you can ring them when you're at the hotel and go, hey, this hotel sucks.

Can you actually? Yeah. Yeah, it's great. And what happens then? You've got someone to blame for your holiday. So you've just got someone to blame but did they fix it?

Yeah, they fixed it. That's their job. Their job is to be across your holiday. It's actually a really good service. People are like, oh, I can organise my own holiday. But you can. It's actually so much better.

You can, but yeah. That's just, hey, that's my advice. If you can. If you yeah that's just hey that's my advice if you can if you get the opportunity to also travel exposed good place to get good deals if you're rich enough

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