ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 14th 2019

Episode Date: June 14, 2019

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Apparently that's what I sound like when I'm asleep Who said that? Who told you that? Oh, you've just revealed something you didn't want to reveal Don't make me talk about the Gucci wallet again No, we don't have to talk anymore about it You did it, not me The Gucci wallet's out there

You can't hold that over me anymore I bought my wife a Gucci wallet And you know what she deserves it And I'm proud of it Oh you fancy girl I bought my wife a Gucci wallet I don't care who knows it I did

I bought my wife a Gucci wallet When I stepped out of the Coru Lounge In LAX And then I hopped on the plane in premium economy. Well, that was a nice bonus. I didn't ask for that. And I ordered myself a three-course meal while all the peasants in cattle

class barely got food. Yeah, that's technically true. But, but, but, but I didn't pay for it. I didn't pay for any of that stuff. And now I'm looking into buying my wife another ring for her push presents I'm gonna buy her a diamond ring Encrusted

That looks like a vagina I don't think you buy a vagina shaped ring Yeah you can It wouldn't get over the finger Yeah It would actually Yeah I guess it has to

But no no Because it'd be It'd be Ovular Ovular Of the ovular kind Ovular. Ovular. Of the ovular kind. Anyway, what are we doing?

How did this turn out about me when you just revealed that you've been having sleepovers? Oh, Clint needs some... Hey, Ben, can we get some sparkling water in here for Clinton, please? He's not Clint anymore. He's Clinton. Your defense mechanism is out of control. Clinton, what's your middle name? Clinton?

Listen to you. You've got attack as the best defense. Clinton Roberts. Oh, Clinton. Oh, this is taking a week. I love the way the bubbles just dance on my tongue. I'm ready to start the podcast. I'm ready to start the podcast.

Did I tell you about my renovations? No, I've turned her off. I'm back on. I'm back on. I've put a bidet in at my renovations of my house. I put a bidet. You don't know what a bidet is. A bidet is a thing that cleans my bum for me.

I don't like to clean my own bum. I'm too rich. I just like to brown nose but not on my own bottom. Okay, I'm done. I didn't put a bidet in. I find the idea of a wet butthole creepy. I put two bidets in. One for me and one for Lucy, my wife, who's pregnant,

that I bought a Gucci wallet. Here's the podcast. Zid-Ams. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zid-Ams. Brie and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Good afternoon. Welcome to the Brie and Clint Ah, kia ora everybody, good afternoon, welcome to the Bree and Clint show

Hello team, Friday, let's rip into it shall we? NBA finals day, I'm a basketball guy now so I've just been out watching the NBA finals That's right, you're a Raptors guy Big Raptors guy Name two Raptors players for us Who's having the best series? Kawhi Leonard, Kawhi, he's the only one you need to know. Kawhi Leonard. He's the most important player.

Name one more. It's really, to me, it's all about... You're a fan. You're a big fan. Jason Donovan. Isn't he like a singer from the 80s? I don't know. I'm thinking about just doing it because obviously it's the finals.

I'm thinking about doing two tweets now. I'll do Go Raptors, my favourite team. Love these guys. And I'll also do a Go Golden State, my favourite team. Love these guys. And then you'll delete one? Yeah, and then whoever loses I'll delete that one. That way I've done the tweet before

the game is over and no one can accuse me of being bandwagon because I supported them before they won. You're the type of person NBA fans hate. Do you want me to just pledge my allegiance now? Go Raptors. I'm a Raptors guy. Then you know all the players.

Come on, mate. Do you know every... Name two players from Golden State. Steph Curry and Draymond Green. There you go. I hate those guys, though. They're my nemesis team. Look, it's hard, man.

I'm just learning about it. You don't even know the rules. Who's your favourite? What do you love? LeBron! What do you love in life? LeBron! What's your favourite thing?

Wherever LeBron is, that's who I love. Okay, which team is that? Well, the Lakers at the moment. Damn it, she does know. That's cool, that's cool. We can bond over our mutual love of basketball. Yeah, cool.

We're both NBA fans now. Hey, we have a really exciting afternoon this afternoon. Of course, we've got $500. Our last $500 of basketball. Yeah, cool. We're both NBA fans now. Hey, we have a really exciting afternoon this afternoon. Of course, we've got $500, our last $500 of the Men in Black International. Send us a cheeky review if you've seen the movie, by the way. It came out yesterday. Love to know what you think about it.

Yeah. Also, it's a new Music Friday. Let me list off some of the stuff we're doing today. Brand new Taylor Swift. That drops at four o'clock. We're going to play it as soon as it comes out. It's going to be massive. Rumoured to be a Katy Perry forgiveness song?

Well, yes. That's the rumour. She said on her Instagram earlier today what it was called. Here's a little clip of it. I can confirm that I have a new single coming out tonight at midnight. It's called You Need To Calm Down. I'm so excited for you to hear it. It's out at midnight Eastern. I don't know

what Eastern means, but it'll be 4 o'clock here in New Zealand. Also, we've got New Sons of Zion to play you. Also, we dropped the brand new Drax Project song yesterday. Which went off on the text machine.

Gonna play that again before four o'clock. Plus, there's a Jonas Blue remix of Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber's I Don't Care. Which that song

has been topping the charts for the last however many weeks, so that'll be cool to have a listen. Friday Jams continues for a little bit longer, though, and Brie and I have just dreamt up a great Friday Jam that neither of us have heard for ages. Just came to us just as we were about to do the show,

and Harry, the music guy, has come through with the goods. Here's Tiny Timper. Yeah. Brie and Clint, Friday Jams. Let's do it. This is ZM. Brie and Clint, theams Let's do it This is ZM Right now We want to talk about DIY beauty disasters

There's a story That made the news this week A Scottish girl Don't know if she wants To be in the news for this Okay But she put it on her Snapchat Got picked up by the mirror

Went worldwide Her name is Keira Sturton Sturton Sturton Boyfriend had been away He was coming home And she decided She would do a bit of a wax worldwide. Her name is Kira Sturton. Boyfriend had been away. He was coming home and she decided she would do a bit of a wax

before he got home. Not downstairs. No, no. Upstairs. Oh, the pits? Armpits, yeah. Do you wax your armpits or you shave them? I laser. So you don't have to worry about it. I literally have about three hairs under my arms anyway. I don't know what's wrong with me. That's good. Yeah, it's good't have to worry about it. I literally have about three hairs under my arms anyway.

I don't know what's wrong with me. That's good. Yeah, it's good. That's good. Unless it becomes trendy to have armpit hair. I have waxed my underarms before though. I think that would be so painful. Oh, you did it to me.

That's right. You did it to me in the studio. That's right. God, how did I forget about that? Well, technically I didn't inflict the pain. A waxologist did. Yes. So she's gone and done it, but she hasn't used those like veet waxing strips.

She's used the hot wax. The pot. The pot. The pot of hot wax. And then before she's ripped it off, she's put her arm down and it has sealed her armpit closed with hot wax. So her arm. How do you get wax. So her arm is stuck down. The only way you can get it out would be to lift the arm up.

Or do you put yourself in a hot bath? Would that work? I don't know. Do you need up the wax? I don't know. Could you put a hairdryer on it? No, that would burn your skin, eh? Yeah.

That would burn your skin. Have you ever seen when someone's waxed themselves and it rips the skin off? Yeah. That can happen to me. Oh, I've seen the hairs that go so deep, the follicles that it pulls, the blood comes out of the hair follicles.

That's quite common though, eh? Is it? No. Oh, yeah. No, I think it is pretty common. Yeah. Yeah, where you get the little blood dots. I went 100 dials at him this afternoon.

Do you have a DIY beauty disaster? What did you try and do to yourself and it ended in disaster? You thought, I won't pay a trained professional to do this. I had a run-in with an epilator once. What's an epilator? What's an epilator? An epilator is a machine that you put on areas where you don't want hair. Yeah.

So you can put it on your armpit and it kind of grabs the hair. Oh, and rips it out? And rips it out. Oh, yeah. One by one. An ex-girlfriend of mine had one of those. Yeah, they were big like 10 years ago. I remember saying to her when she was using it, I said to her,

why do you hate yourself so much? It is. It is a punishment for yourself. Watching you go through this, I would prefer you do it. Just let it all hang out. Anyway, have you – that's the wrong terminology. I've waxed, you know, Big Gay Gorgeous Al, my best mate that's been on the show before. I waxed his nostrils before.

Good. That's a good friend. Yeah, because, I mean, he's growing a whole farm up there. He looks like the, if you don't do it, he looks like the dad off the Wild Thornberries. Yeah. Nigel Thornberry. Nigel Thornberry.

Eliza. And I left the wax in too long. Yeah. And it's the one that has the stick up there. Oh, yeah. Oh, wasn't a good time for Alan. But he looked great after. Looked great. Oh, wasn't a good time for Alan. But he looked great after. Looked great.

Oh, $800 at him. Or text 9696. We want to know your DIY beauty disasters this afternoon. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We're talking DIY beauty disasters. And, you know, we've all done it, especially the girls, where you don't have the time or you don't have the money

and you think, oh, I could just do that at home. It'll be fine. Waxing. Waxing, I feel like, is one of those sports where you should always have a spotter, like just in case. One of my mates one time was giving herself a Brazilian. Oh, yeah. And she's put the wax on and it's got stuck

and she decided she'd get into a hot bath. Did it help? She accidentally sat too low in the bath and then it got stuck to the bottom of the bath. She waxed herself to the bottom of the bath in her sensitive region. She had to wait until her boyfriend got home. And what did he do? He kind of spatula'd her off. He went out, he's like, I'll go out to the shed and get the chisel.

I'll get the spatula. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Like an archaeological excavation. It was a disaster. In good news, I don't think hair grew there for a little while, so desired effect achieved eventually. Hi, Gina. Welcome to the show.

Happy Friday. Hey, thank you. How you doing? DIY beauty disaster. Gina, what have you done? Oh, this was me last night, guys. Okay, so I bought an upper lip wax strip. Yeah.

An upper lip wax strip. Yes, yes. Okay, yeah, it takes the hair off, but I think I also took off like three dermal layers as well as skin. How red are you? Not so bad today, but last night I was really swollen, looked like duck lip, you know, real bad. How bad's the mow?

Like if you didn't wax it, how mowish are we talking? You don't ask a lady that. She brought it up. No, you can ask me. I'll be honest. Okay, so in the light you probably see it, but, you know, if you're not sitting out in the sun, then you probably wouldn't.

Gina, are you like me, because I get my eyebrows waxed, would you get offended if the eyebrow waxing lady, this happens to me, she'll go, she'll do your eyebrows and then she'll go, no, do you want me to do the lip? And I'm like, didn't think I needed to do the lip, but now I think I do. Great observation. Thank you.

Happy for that. Sounds like you guys need a really good barber. Hi, Alex. Yep. You've got a man's DIY beauty disaster to share with us. Yes, I do. What happened? So long story short, I tried manscaping for my previous partner. And long story short, the clippers died halfway through. And half manscape, half not manscape. It was a mullet. And it was, no, well, it was stuck, so.

The trimmer was stuck? The trimmer was stuck. God, what are you growing down there that got stuck? Do you need a bloody weed whacker or something? You took a Mitre 10 Mega weed whacker into the Uruwera Forest, didn't you? That's what you've done. Did you want someone

to just get the scissors and cut it out? Is that how you dealt with it? Yeah, you can say that. That's not what happened, Alex. What did you do? Scrub fire? Just a quick tug. We've got a bleeder. A bit of a grin of a teeth and a couple of choice words.

Oh, okay. Well, I hope your partner appreciated the effort. Thank you for the call. Last DIY beauty disasters from Cherie. Hi, Cherie. Hey, guys. How are you? What did you do to yourself, Cherie?

So this is like back when I was in high school and hair straighteners had just come out. And, you know, I invested like back in the day it would have been $300 for a really good one. So I was straightening my hair before high school and like I dropped it. So I naturally like grabbed it with my hand and like burnt my left hand.

And it's like I instantly burnt it. So I dropped it and grabbed it with my right hand because I didn't want to break my new hair straightener oh my god so I got it scored I've got both hands

bandaged up and back then we didn't have iPads so you know like how can you write anything when you have burns on both your hands

and the worst bit was it was the early 2000s and you still had curly hair because you couldn't straighten your hair right but great reflexes totally caught it both times but yeah get her in the black cats Brie and Clint because you couldn't straighten your hair, right? But great reflexes. Yeah, totally. Caught it both times, but yeah.

Get her in the black cats. We've all become basketball fans all of a sudden. I don't know if the NBA is playing in your workplace at the moment, and we won't spoil it for you, because maybe you're watching it when you get home. Yeah, don't spoil it. But damn, what an ending. That got very, very exciting.

Just before, just about three minutes to go, producer Ellie goes, I just remembered, I've actually always been a Golden State fan. I am, all right. She's good. Did you know their doctor is a Kiwi female? How cool is that? The Golden State doctor? Yeah, the physio lady.

Was your first car always a bandwagon? What's going on, Ellie? Classic. Hey, so. Passed down from your grandmother, I heard. You're all right. Stop. Okay, you remember Tove Lo?

Yes, I remember Tove Lo. We were doing a Tove Lo deep dive on YouTube today. We were talking about her yesterday. Yeah, we did. And then she came up in the news today. Yeah, so it turns out Tove Lo, amazing musician, she's actually dating a New Zealander. Ooh, is it the Golden State physio?

Is he a Kiwi? She, that's right. She. And Tove Lo is bisexual, so it could be. It could be. That's the thing. So all we know is that it's a Kiwi that lives in LA and they're a creative. It could be her. Yeah. I think she's actually said it's a Kiwi that lives in LA and they're a creative.

It could be her. Yeah. I think she's actually said it's a male. What a cool job. The Golden State's not in LA. Yeah, true. That's the old San Fran. I would know because I'm a true fan.

That's right. Okay, so back to Topo. She's dating a Kiwi. Do we know if it's a musician at all? So she says. KJ Apa. Oh, okay. So she says, so it's a boyfriend.

He's from New Zealand. And his job, he's a creative but not a musician. But with his job, he can travel with me. Okay. So is that like... Yeah, I was going to say like videographer. Videographer. Promoter.

Yeah. Graphic designer. Oh, yeah. Interior designer. Oh. He's part of the Fab Five. That's... No, none of them are Kiwis. Oh designer. Ooh. He's part of the Fab Five. That's, ah. No, none of them are Kiwis.

Oh, damn it. It's my dream to create the Kiwi Fab Five, by the way. It would be good. And I'd love to be in there, but I don't qualify. So maybe I could. There's just one factor you're missing. Yeah, maybe I could manage that. Don't have style.

Just kidding. You do have style. Thanks. I really believe that. I do think you have style. That was a low blow. It was. We're talking about toe blow.

There you go. That's a rhyme. It's a Friday. Sorry, guys. That's Spy. It's brought to you by Samsung. And the Galaxy S10, the next generation Galaxy, has arrived. I just like making it awkward by going quiet for a bit.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Welcome to the studio, producer Ben, producer Ellie. Hello. Hello, guys. G'day, mate. Hey, mate. Hello, mate.

Hello, mate. Hello, mate. You're trying to get a job on Booja. Yeah, trying, yeah. I've got the call up. You guys are here to present the high-low for the week. Best bits, worst bits of the show. What are we thinking?

Like, what's obviously old Paula Bennett is going to be a bit of a highlight. Yeah. Spoiler alert. This time yesterday. Was that a high or a low? It's just a moment. Yeah, there's a moment, and then there's some lows in there from Clint. Oh.

All right. Here you go, everybody. Here's the high low. This is a new... Hey, guys, welcome to another week of Brie and Clint's highs and lows, all the high bits of the week, and, unfortunately, the low bits. Brie let her tongue run a bit loose this week, and we think she may have just lost a friend.

Yesterday, one of my guy mates sends me a picture message of this drawing, and it's of a female and she's wearing this amazing hairdresser. He's like, oh, what do you think of this? I'm going to get this tattooed. And I was like, oh, awesome. Female could be a bit hotter. That's what I said.

He texts back and goes, it's meant to be my mum. I deleted him. You deleted him as a friend? Yep. Wow. It was fine as a friend? Yep. Wow. It was fine. It was over text. This week's Call of the Week comes off the back of when we asked you,

where's the weird place you met your partner? Where did you guys first meet, Svetlana? It was at my uncle's funeral. I asked him to come out to my car to help me bring in the boo. He's like, I know this is a weird place, but I'm thinking of asking you out after this, but why don't we just do it now? You're at a funeral.

Your family, he's not. Would your uncle have approved? Uncle would have approved. Yeah, no dissent to you. I love it. With the NBA playoffs in full flight, Clint's decided he's a true fan of the Raptors. Or is he? How many workplaces would have had the NBA on in full flight, Clint's decided he's a true fan of the Raptors. Or is he?

How many workplaces would have had the NBA on in the background today? I'm an NBA guy now, by the way. Go Raptors. Name one player in the Toronto Raptors. I do know one. I do know one. F***. He's got the funny laugh in the cornrows.

Oh, f***. Go Raptors! This week, Justin Bieber tweeted that he'd fight Tom Cruise, which is crazy because Brie had also planned to call someone else out this week. I will fight Paula Bennett in the Octagon for a charity. Paula Bennett, if you're listening, does she want to put the new rig to the test? Paula, if you're listening, we can raise some money. For mental health, I'd love to get on board.

Come on. Octagon, just so we're clear. I'm being serious. If Paula Bennett comes back and says she wants to fight you, you'll fight Paula Bennett. Any time, any place, Paula Bennett. And after days of smack talk from Bree, this happened. Surprise, mother******.

Whoa, what's going on? Whoa, what's going on? It sounds like there's an intruder about to enter the studio for something. Oh my god! You've been talking smack for the last week about politician Paula Bennett. I can't believe Paula Bennett has just walked in. Hey, you've been dissing me, girl. I regret all those comments.

Didn't think you'd actually come. And you're here. I am right here. Paula Bennett, you've shown up in boxing gloves. Do you want to fight Bree right now? Don't give us a no, but can you give us an old think on it? Could we do something that's non-violent? Oh, that was pretty good, I reckon.

What a week. What a great week. Go Raptors. Paula Bennett's camp have gone very quiet over the last 24 hours, by the way. I think they're working on it, but I've got a feeling she's in training. Yeah. I've got a feeling she's going to come out, she's going to accept the fight once she's really, you know, shredded up, ready to go.

Can I just say I'm going to Holly Holmer. Are you going to kick her in the head? Yep. Wow. That was too far, wasn't it? Yes. Lucky we've got that rule, nothing that happens on a Friday goes in the high-low.

Look, it's a Friday and I read this story online. It's a feel-good story and I feel like I want to share it with everyone listening. Okay. A bit of a feel-good one for your Friday. Yeah, would you like the music to go with that? With that emotion? Feel-good music.

Sure thing. All right, guys, sit around. Let me tell you a story. As World War II ravaged over Europe... Whoa, this doesn't sound fun. No, listen. A young American soldier fell in love with an 18-year-old French girl while he was staying in her small hometown.

Robbins, stationed with the US Army in the town of Bray in north-eastern France, in 1944 fell in love with local girl Janine Pearson. The pair met after Robbins had been looking for someone to wash his clothes and Pearson's mum offered to help. Whoa, sexist. The couple fell in love, but two months later, Robbins, then 24, was told he had to quickly leave for the Eastern Front.

Later, he went back to the US where he got married to someone else. He was married to Lillian, his wife of 70 years, who passed away in 2015 at the age of 92. R.I.P. Lillian. Janine also fell in love and got married in 1949 and became a mother to five children. Despite marrying, though, Robbins said he kept a black and white photo of his wartime sweetheart since 1944.

When he returned to France in this month's D-Day anniversary commemorations, he was clutching the image. And he asked some local journalists if they could help track Janine down. He was now 97. She would be 92 and he did not think she would be alive. But they tracked her down and the couple embraced and he said to her, I always loved you and I never got you out of my heart. And finally, our hearts can reunite together. It's so cute! She's still married though, so it's a bit awkward.

I was going to say, does anyone feel sorry for Janine, who just lived a lie for about 80 years while he was still into this photo woman? Janine was the woman he was into. Oh, who's his dead wife? What was her name again? Lillian. Lillian. Did he ever tell Lillian about his French chick?

Nah, but Janine was definitely on the highlight reel. What if they were in bed one night and he accidentally called out Lillian by mistake in a French accent? No, Janine. Janine. So he's got women on the go. Congratulations, Love Conquers All. It's a French accent. No, Janine. Janine. See, he's got women on the go. Congratulations, Love Conquers All.

It's a beautiful ending. Cute story. Super awkward that she is still married, though. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Before we start, we just need to check on producer Ellie and see that she's okay to referee this game. I'm going to get you.

I'm just all right. I just told a really cute story about these two older people. One guy was fighting for his country and they met in France. They fell in love and then war tore them apart. I just...

70 years later, they reunited and their eyes locked. It's just so unfair. And even though they'd married, they still loved each other. And they're real old too. I didn't know there was a video.

Ellie made the mistake of watching the video. Oh, and they reunite and they're so cute. I can't deal with cute old people. Oh, neither. Oh, I can't deal with it. Okay, I'm good. That and puppies. Yeah.

And babies. I can do it. And garlic bread that doesn't get eaten and it goes too hard to eat and you have to throw it away. Yeah, heartbreaking. Never throw it away. One second song challenge. Let's go.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of the song. Is it shading? You only got one second. One second. This is the one second song challenge. I go head to head with Brie. Ten songs and only one second of it.

Whoever can name the most in 20 seconds win. And we play on behalf of other people. First person is Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Em. Hello. Now, she's a fill up Friday today, so we're playing for mobile fuel. Who do you want?

Well, I'd normally pick Brie, but not in this game. I think it's a good-up Friday today, so we're playing for mobile fuel. Who do you want? Well, I'd normally pick Bree, but not in this game. I think it's a good decision, Em. Don't worry, I appreciate your honesty, and I think it's a good decision. Yeah, and thanks for, I don't know, not choosing me normally, but choosing me today. I don't know how to take that. I'm playing for Emma. She's one of my homegirls.

Which means, Lauren, you get Bree. Congratulations. Hello. Awesome. Thank you. Lauren, I'm due, mate. If anything, I'm playing for Emma. She's one of my homegirls. Which means, Lauren, you get Brie. Congratulations. Hello. Awesome. Thank you. Lauren, I'm due, mate. If anything, I'm due. I leave and I go into a soundproof room while Brie plays

and then I come back and face the same songs. Shall I leave you guys to it? Yes, leave us to it. All right, Brie, you can pass and you can give me artist or song name. I'm still thinking about the old people. Sorry. You know how to play. You know how to play. I know how to play.

All right, then, when you're ready. Jay-Z. No. Pass. Coolio. Yes. Pass. Yeah, yeah.

Pass. X-Club 7. Nice. Drake. Correct. Kylie Min Drake. Correct. Oh, Kylie Minogue. Correct. Sean Paul.

Correct. Halsey? No. Damn, I really wanted to give you that too. Damn it. I know. No, good round, good round. Clint, you should be very scared.

That was hard. Was it? It's a Friday. Why would you should be really scared. Was it? It's a Friday. Why would you make me think that hard? We always play on a Friday. I play you, producer Ben. All right, Clint. You can give me artist name or song title and you can pass if you like.

Okay, thank you. All right, Ben. I went real well. Did you? Yeah, you should be scared, Ez. I'm scared. Let's play. Go, Ben.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. No. Pass. Pass. Kendrick. Correct. Yes Club 7. Correct.

Drake. Correct. Kylie Minogue. Correct. Sean Paul. Correct. Chain Smokers. Correct. Jake. Sean Paul. Correct. Chain Smokers. Correct.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my like coolio. Yes. There it is. Damn it. There it is. And again, we found ourselves with a tie. Oh, I'm happy. Are you serious?

Yeah. Everyone gets fuel. Everyone gets fuel? Yeah, everyone gets fuel. We don't go tiebreaker? Who needs a tiebreaker? No, you don't want to. Why do we go tiebreaker?

No, all right. No, that's fine. Everybody gets fuel. Emma, you get some mobile fuel. Congratulations. Lauren, talk to me, mate. You did really well. Yes, Lauren.

Fuel for you too. And Emma You also get some fuel Congratulations Yeah I am Brilliant I knew you had it I knew you had it

Did you get Coolio? Yeah Did you? I did You did Yeah you did I didn't get anything else You're both in the song too

What was the song too? Take a seat Yeah what is it? Baby Why don't you just make me Oh it's Sid Yeah your favourite artist, Clinch. Your favourite artist.

All right. Brie and Clint, the podcast. Zed M. Right now, yesterday, the fight of the century came one step closer when Paula Bennett just showed up. After a week of trash talking from Brie, she just showed up. She just walked in studio in a boxing robe, dressing gown, and boxing gloves. I never thought me sending out a tweet earlier this week calling out Paula Bennett for a fight

that she would be in our studio yesterday. She showed up with attitude too. Like she was in fight mode. Listen to this. The Right Honourable Paula Bennett, good afternoon. Yeah, good afternoon. Hey, you've been dissing me, girl. I regret all those comments.

Didn't think you'd actually come. And you're here. I am right here. You look fit. To say I got some weird messages coming through my phone yesterday. Good sport though, good sport, really good sport. Since then, it has made news all over the place. Radio host takes on former Deputy Prime Minister.

And because of that, it's gone really wide and it's gone to the Facebook community and because of that, it's gone to the comments section. What I have for you here is a selection of the best and worst comments about the proposed Brie versus Bennett fight. We all know you should never read the comments, and this is going to be an example why. It's quite a list, so bear with me. First one from Mark Bailey.

Paula will smash Brie, unfortunately. She's got loads of cash and time to train. Brie's too busy posting on Instagram and talking on the shittest radio show in the country. Oh, come on, Mark. What about this from Rory Ellen Hewitt? Talking about Paula Bennett. Has she been at the gym?

Good for you. Hope she doesn't Paula muscle. Oh, Rory From Jeff Eager Jelly Wrestling No Jeff Eager in name And eager in nature

It seems Another Jeff This is in the comments section In Bree vs Bennett I've seen Facebook Complaints of Bree Constantly Compilations of Bree

Constantly farting So of Brie constantly farting So I've got the upper hand Yeah just I don't know if that one's in context Oh no it is He goes on Round one Brie drops her guts

Game over Paula unconscious As well as the ref And the front two rows of ringside Come on From Dean Crocker Grow the hell up Not everyone's in favour of this fight Not everybody thinks it's a good idea Not everyone sees the humour Come on. From Dean Crocker, grow the hell up.

Not everyone's in favour of this fight. Not everybody thinks it's a good idea. Not everyone sees the humour. From Anonymous, I bet Bree's thinking, I wish I'd kept that to myself. That's good. I can say that better. I bet Bree's thinking, I wish I'd kept that to myself. Yes, very good.

My last name's Thomaself. Love that. From Marius Hubert Hartman, Brie is going to get effed up, three laughing faces. I have the height and the reach, can I say? From Johnny Taylor, who commented on the video of Paula Bennett entering the studio, can someone please get Br Bree some clean underwear? Just in general, that's good.

My favourite comment, I think, came from Jessie Adams. I got you, Bree. All you gotta do is fart on her. She be out like a light. Really gotta stop posting those videos of me farting. Do you? It sounds like it's your secret weapon. If you'd want to see this fight happen,

please keep annoying Paula Bennett in the nicest way possible. Tag her in any messages you're doing. Just let her know you're keen to see this fight. Inbox her. Build her up. Build her confidence up. Like, really, really gas her up. We really want to put the confidence under her

and then just slam her. That's right. You've got to talk tough. You've got to keep talking tough, mate. Yeah, I'm going to trash talk. Even if you are really, really scared on the inside. Hey, Paula Bennett, what do you do for a job? Politics? Ew.

Shut up, bro. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This is kind of a scary story, actually. There was a 13-year-old boy who went in for a scan because he was complaining about pain in one of his testicles. Yes. The scan revealed a lump, which is, I mean, terrifying.

Terrifying. For a 13-year-old boy and his parents. And the doctors in the Russian hospital decided that they would have to operate straight away. I feel like you should have said this was in Russia earlier. I feel like it's going to have an impact. They feared that it was a tumour, which is super scary. Not if you catch it early though, guys.

Yes. That's good advice. It is Men's Health Week. If you catch it early, not such a big deal. Check your prostate. They found out that it wasn't a tumour. It was a lump. And the lump was a tooth.

A tooth? It was a tooth that was growing inside the boy's testicle. And it's something that they call a teratoid tumour. A what, sorry? A teratoid tumour. It's a rare condition that actually happens before birth because of a stem cell failure. Yeah.

And it's actually the missing molar from the boy's mouth. Are you serious? This is dead serious. So he's missing a molar up top and it's down in his testes. That's 100% what I'm saying. Ah, that is unbelievable. Because you've heard those stories, right, of people complaining of a lump in their stomach

and it turns out it's their twin. Yes, I have. And yeah, yeah, yeah. And she or he didn't develop in the womb like you did and you were like some kind of Siamese or something like that. And it's ended up. That's what I thought this was going to be. I thought it was going to be a twin on his testicle.

No. But it's a tooth on his testicle. Just a tooth. What do you do? Do you have to call a dentist in that sort of situation to get it out? I just want to get your reaction. I know it's very visual, but. Hang on, do I have to.

There's the tooth there. Where? In the testicle. Is that what a testicle looks like? Wow. It kind of looks like an eyeball. And yeah, there's a tooth poking through. It's a healthy tooth.

What do you mean? Is that what a testicle looks like? Well, we're supposed to know what it looks like. True, yours are very tiny. No. I've got a new purchase that I've found online that I think will be purchased perfect for you, Bree. Venute 2.0.

No, not Venute 2.0. You've still got Venute 1.0 that you're not driving. Yeah, but you can never have too many Venutes. No, literally, you do. You've got too many Venutes. You've got one too many. You've got a point. For the record, by the way, people don't know this,

we, I say we because Bree didn't help, we've had to transport Bree's Venute to like a secure facility in East Auckland because she doesn't have anywhere to park it. Don't tell people where it is. And you've got no interest in driving it. It's very difficult to drive. $3,000.

Sitting in a car park. Just sitting in a car park. Hey, we'll get back to that. That's good because I found another $3,000 purchase for you. Okay. That's obviously your amount of money. And I know how big you are when it comes to Game of Thrones. Can't get enough.

Right, you love Game of Thrones, right? Oh, I love it. How about... More than I love Big Bang Theory. How about a Game of Thrones Iron Throne? Like the Iron Throne. The one from the actual show? Well, it looks like that one, yeah.

But it's not the one from the show. No, no. Oh, it looks like the one from the show. $3,000. You're not getting the actual one from the show. So it's a replica. And spoiler alert, you don't want the one from the show. I don't want to say what happens in the last episode, but it's not in great condition.

Right. There it is there. A man called Peter to say what happens in the last episode, but... Someone... It's not in great condition. Right. There it is there. A man called Peter Adams is selling it for only $3,000. He claims he made that Iron Throne. Did he make that? He made it, yeah. Oh, it looks pretty similar to the original. He's saying it would be perfect for parties, functions, or somebody's man cave.

It doesn't look particularly comfortable, but that's not what an Iron Throne is for. And yeah, he's selling it for just three grand. Where is it? On the North Shore? In the North Shore of Auckland, yeah. I could pick it up. You could pick it up in the Venute. Let's mount it.

Let's weld it into the back of the Venute. Yeah, again, you don't know how to weld, so we would be doing that for you, or organising it at least. I mean, how hard could it be? The girl on Flashdance did it. The only catch is... The girl on Flashdance did it. The only catch is... The girl on Flashdance.

Was she welding or was she using a grinder? She was, yeah, a bit of both. Angle grinder. The only catch is it's not for sale on Trade Me. Okay. It's for sale on Facebook. What? Well, you know I love to buy things from the book.

Yeah. That's where the Venute was. I don't trust a Facebook sale. You don't? No. Look where the Venute was. I don't trust a Facebook sale. You don't? No. Look, the Venute turned out well. Not a single thing that I've ever tried to buy from Facebook Marketplace. They never respond.

I don't understand it. I don't trust it. I don't get it. So I'm not entering into it. You, however. But if it was on Trade Me, you'd be keen. For you to buy it, yes. No, why am I always buying it?

Because you're the one with the disposable income. You've got no partner, no kids. Oh, this wasn't meant to be an attack. Thanks for reminding me. I was just saying you've got a lot of... I'm alone. You've got disposable income. Don't have a house.

It came out really well. I'm a renter. No pets. No one to love me. You do have your name on the lease, though. It is your apartment, so it's up to you whether or not you put an iron throne in there. So, you know.

I wouldn't mind to use that as my toilet. Can you imagine if someone comes over and they're like, where's your bathroom? Hey, you mind if I sit on the throne? And you're like, yeah, just go on through. I thought you'd never ask. It's a literal throne. If you're interested in it, look on Facebook.

It's called Game of Thrones Iron Throne for sale. Does Jon Snow come with it? Nope. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oaky! I love

Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oaky. Thanks Brie and Clint I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Franklin. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Just like a mid-morning TV infomercial, those are 100% true testimonials about the segment Friday Oki.

People love it. They can't get enough of it. They definitely don't work at ZM. What we do is we go weak about choosing a song and then we have a go at singing it. Neither of us particularly good singers, but the idea is we are so bad that you've got to feel good about something in your life. It'll make your life a whole lot better. Doesn't matter what's happened this week, you'll go, man, that sucks.

At least it wasn't as bad as Brie and Clint's Friday Okie. I thought at the start of this segment we'd get better. I think we are. I think we are. Nah, mate. I think we are. I don't know. Maybe you.

I think you've gotten better. You've chosen the song this week. Katy Perry's latest Never Really Over. Bold, bold choice. It's got a tough chorus. Yeah. You have requested that I go first this week and I will oblige.

There's a twist. And I feel like I want to hear yours first. Sure thing. What we need you to do is listen to both songs in full. My attempt, Bree's attempt. They're only about a minute long.

Don't worry, we don't do the whole song. And after that, we get you to vote on who wins. Here we go. Friday Oki, take one. This is me. Get it, Clint.

Get it. I'm losing my self-control. Yeah, you're starting to trickle back in. But I don't want to fall down the rabbit hole. Cross my heart I won't do it again i tell myself tell myself tell myself draw the line and i do i do but once in a while i trip up and i cross the line and i think of you two years went just like that my head still takes me back Thought it was done But I guess it's never really over Oh, we were such a mess

But wasn't it the best? Thought it was done But I guess it's never really over Just because it's over Doesn't mean it's really over And if I think it over Maybe you'll be coming over again And I'll have to get over you all over again

Just because it's over Doesn't mean it's really over I mean, Katy Perry defeated you last time we did it in Friday, okay? But I think you got one up on it. This is better than my last. I'm not saying it's good. It's better than my last, Katy Perry defeated you last time we did it in Friday, okay? But I think you got one up on it. This is better than my last. I'm not saying it's good. It's better than my last, Katy. Better than your last, Katy. Hot and cold. Brie was giving me a sympathy clap while that played.

That's fine. That's fine. That's totally fine. Hey, some bits were all right. Here comes Brie, everybody. Just why I wanted to go second. Yeah. As an artist, because we're artists now.

We do this every week. I've decided to change it up and I have done Katy Perry's new song in the acoustic version. Wow, okay. Has it been done on Friday Oki before? It's a bold choice. I'm very vulnerable in this, so be kind. I don't know the song lends itself to an acoustic attempt, but let's do it.

Here you go. This is Acoustic Friday Oki for the very first time. This is Bree. One, two, three. I'm losing my self-control. Yeah. It's starting to trickle back in. But I don't want to fall down the rabbit hole.

Cross my heart I won't do it again. I tell myself, tell myself, tell myself, draw the line. I do, I do. But once in a while I trip up across the line. And think of you. Two years and just like that my head it takes me back thought I was done

but I guess it's never really over oh it was such a mess but wasn't it the best thought it was done but guess it's never really over just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over if I'm'm thinking over, maybe you'll be coming over again.

I'll have to get over you again and again. Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over. And if I'm thinking over, maybe you'll be coming over again. I'll have to get over you again and again. What the hell just happened? What the hell just happened? What the hell just happened? I can't tell if you smashed it or not. I'm kind of impressed.

Thank you, mate. I was playing the guitar too. You definitely were. This is where it goes to you, New Zealand. You have two very, very different choices up for grabs this afternoon. As always, it's just for fun, but we would like five calls on 0800DALZM to tell us... Who took it out.

Who took out Friday Oki this week. One song and we'll be back with a result. What was that? You're in shock. I don't know if it's a good shock or a bad shock. I think it's a bad one. I didn't know you had a high note in you. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Heidi Oki. This week, Katy Perry's Never Really Over. The new Katy Perry song. Chorus is tough. The chorus is tough. Mine? Just because it's over doesn't mean

it's really over and if I think it over maybe you'll be coming over again and I'll have to get over you all over again. Or Bree's country rendition. Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over and if I think it over, maybe you'll be coming over again. I'll have to get over you again and again. Who's taking up Friday Okie this week?

Five votes get to decide it. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi, Em. Hello. What do you think? I'm blown away. It's obviously Brie. Thank you, babe. I'm not surprised. That was magical. I took a risk.

I was just pulling up to work and she waited for me to walk in the gate and I said, go inside without me. I'm on hold with the radio. She said, I hope you're voting for Bree. Okay, thanks, Emma. Another vote is for Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Bec.

Hi. Who you got? Definitely Clint. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Vote for Clint. No problem. Thank you.

Country's not your scene, I assume. No, I love country I just That wasn't country Just don't like Breeze That's cool Hey Nicole Yeah

Who you got? Hi I just have to say Bree smashed it Out of the park Thank you mate I was I was actually

I was actually Not cringing for once Listening to myself It was still good Thank you mate Appreciate that That's a vote for Breeze I was actually not cringing for once listening to myself. It was still good. Thank you, mate. Appreciate that. That's a vote for Bree, so it's 2-1.

Hey, Josh. Hi, Josh. Hello. I'm voting for Bree. I appreciate that. You've got the game, and let's see if you get four. Hey, Brayden. Hello, Brayden.

How are you? Hello, mate. Going well, bro. Who's your vote for? Rounded out this afternoon. Who are you voting for? First of all, hey, Breeayden. How are you? Hello, mate. Going well, bro. Who's your vote for? Rounded out this afternoon. Who are you voting for? First of all, hey, Bray. Yeah. You all right?

I thought I've told you before. No, I'm not. No, we established that a long time ago. Yes. I think purely because of the amount of effort she went through, I have to give it to Bray. Thank you, guys. I appreciate the support.

I don't disagree this week, Braden. I really don't. Country's back. Well done. So with that comes the customary winner's replay. Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over. And if I think it over, maybe you'll be coming over again. I'll have to get over you again and again.

Ha ha! It gets worse every time you hear it. Oh, baby, you'll be coming over again. I'll have to get over you again and again. Ha-ha! It gets worse every time you hear it. 4-1. Thanks, Brayden. You have a great weekend, mate. Appreciate that, Brayden. Perfect. You too.

Hey, Brayden, one last thing. Yeah? You all right? Yes, I'm great. Happy Friday. See you, mate. Have a good weekend, mate. Bray and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Let's get a birthday banger for a Friday.

Hmm, who do we start with? I'm going to start with... Oh, you all right, Nadine? Oh, Nadine? Yeah, I'm here. What was that noise?

What were you doing? I just turned the radio off. Oh. Oh, I see. How's your Friday? I am a school teacher, so my Friday is fantastic because we just got some new negotiations through. No, we've heard today.

Can we just say congratulations? Thank you. What are you going to spend your 18% on? Oh, who would know? Who would know? Probably my children. Are you a union member? I certainly am.

What are you going to do with your $1,500 hot cash injection? The boom. Who knows? I'm a partial to a nice bottle of wine, so probably that. Buy a ginski. Buy a venute. Yeah. A venute.

Oh, how's the venute going? Oh, she's all right, Nadine. It's a bucket of rust. Do you want it? You can have it for $1,500. No, no, no, thank minute going? Oh, she's all right, Nadine. It's a bucket of rust. Do you want it? You can have it for $1,500. No, no, no, thank you. No, not at all. She's a bit of trouble.

Nadine, well, should we do your birthday banger while you're here? Yes, please. I'm quite old, so we'll have to be digging in the archives. We love these. What's your actual birthday, Nadine? 27 November 1971. Okay, you were 16 in 1987 on the 27th of November and back in the 80s, this was number one.

How could we dance when our world is turned? Yeah, girl. That is a banger to go. That is a banger. How can you even beat that? That is a banger. You were 16 the year I was born.

Oh, fake. Don't make it feel bad. No, no, no. I was trying to round it out as a compliment. You sound like a spring chuck. Yeah. I am. I'm a spring chicken.

Yeah. Awesome. Age is just a number, and I love it. Midnight oil. Beds are burning. That's a good birthday banger. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi. How are you guys? Good. How are you, mate? Oh, good. Thank you. I've got two very excited kids.

Birthday banger is our absolute favourite thing to do on our way home. Oh, what are their names? Super excited. Campbell and Mitchell. Oh, shout out to Campbell and Mitchell. Good to have you on board. Let's find out what mum's birthday banger is. Yeah.

What's your birthday, Sarah? 9th of May, 1983. Okay. You were 16 in 1999 on the 9th of May. And back in the late 90s, this topped the charts. Here we go, here we go. Okay. How do you feel about that, Sarah?

Forget the kids, just think about yourself. I actually do remember loving a little bit of Shania Twain when I was 16, to be honest. A little bit of leopard print. Was obsessed. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah. Bit of country. I dressed up as her in that film clip when I was eight.

Don't impress on me, bitch. It was very raunchy, actually. That song was so rude to Brad Pitt, that song. Teresi, hi. Hello. Hello. What's your birthday? 2nd of April, 2000.

Okay, Terese, you were 16 in 2016 on the 2nd of April, and this is your birthday banger. I took a pill and Ibiza To show a Vici I was cool And when I finally got sober, I felt 10 years older But it was something to do It's Mike Posner doing his best Brie impersonation

with I Took a Pill and Ibiza. I took a pill and Ibiza. Oh, yours has gotten worse. Do you like it, Terese? Do you like that? Yeah, no, that's a good song.

I like it too. I don't think it's going to win today. Terese, can you tell me what his first hit was before that? Do you remember? Oh, God, I have no idea.

Do you remember Clip? Um... I'm just looking. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that was a pretty... What's your point? I was just saying. If I could write you a song to make you fall in love I would already have you.

Are we playing Shania Twain? I think we're playing Shania Twain. Shania Twain for the win. I think we're playing Shania Twain. Shania Twain for the win. I think we're playing Shania Twain. Let's go, girls. Wrong song. Still works, mate. This is for you, Sarah. Congratulations.

You win birthday banger. Have a great weekend. Get it, Sarah. Yeah, you too, guys. See you later. I think you're something else Okay, so you're a rocket scientist That don't impress me much So you got the brains but haven't got the touch I don't give you hope, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket and a comb up his sleeve just in case and all that extra hold and gel in your hair I'd lock it cause heaven forbid It should fall out of place Oh, well, you think you're special Oh, well, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt That don't impress me much So you got the looks, but have you got the looks but haven't got the touch. Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright. But that won't keep me warmer the middle of the night. That don't impress me

much. Yeah. Ow! Yeah! You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine Yeah, baby, take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you kissed your cup at night Now come on, baby, tell me You must be joking, right? I know you think you're something special I know you think you're something else

Okay, so you got a car That don't impress me much So you got the moves but haven't got the touch. Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright. But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night. I don't care so be much. Come closer, baby. I know you think you're cool, but haven't got the touch. Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night That don't impress me much

Uh-huh, yeah, yeah Okay, so what do you think? You Elvis or something? Oh, no. Oh, no. Zed in, Bree and Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger, Shania Twain, who I think maybe lives in New Zealand, by the way.

We don't really talk about her much, but she owns property. Yeah, she owns property in the South Island. She toured at the end of last year here. She owns a big block of land in the South Island. Yeah, like a high country station or something like that. Let's go, girls. Oh, no joke. If you need to get someone in the mood to come out with you for a drink,

put this song on and I'll tell you what, instant. As soon as it comes on. Let's go, girls. Start waving some cowgirl boots under their nose. Seriously, I've done it many times to Ellie, producer Ellie, when we've been in our hotel room when we're on tour, and she looks grim. You could convince Ellie to come out with, like, a funeral song.

She has the most rubber arm I've ever seen in the world. It goes like this. I'll be like, Ellie, you want to go out? She's like, oh, no. Come on, mate. No, no, hang on. Say it. Every time, Ellie.

Yeah. Ellie, you want to go out? No, I'm not really feeling it. Come on mate No no hang on Say it say it Every time Ellie Ellie you want to go out? Nah I'm not really feeling it Come on mate Let's go girls I'm keen I'm in Let's go Come on

Bree and Clint The podcast ZM Bree and Clint Neutralizer With Men in Black International Suit up I've enjoyed this game this week.

It's out now in cinemas. You can go and see it this weekend. The new Men in Black international movie starring Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson. I just love giving away money to people. New aliens, new gadgets, new weapons, new villains, new locations, new everything. And we get to give away $500 cash to a winner and some tickets to the movies to the loser. We've been playing this all week. It's a memory game because obviously the neuralyzer on Men in Black

where it erases your memory. We give you a list of things and then you have to recite as many of those things back to us in 15 seconds. Richa, are you there? Here. Here. Amazing. Have you been keen to play this all week?

Yeah. How old are you? I'm 15. Oh, Here. Amazing. Have you been keen to play this all week? Yeah. How old are you? I'm 15. Oh, man. Imagine being $500. Imagine being 15 with $500 in your bank account. What would you do with that, Richa? I might, like, give some, like, share some with my friends and, like, go out.

Oh, now I just want you to win. Don't do that, by the way. Keep it for yourself. Here we go. Here we go. Your topic is movies. What we're going to do is we're going to play it. There's only nine in there because the titles are quite long,

so there's nine movies in there, and then you're going to get 15 seconds to recall as many as you can. Here we go. Okay. Listen carefully. When they stop listening, then you start talking. Off you go. Okay.

Pitch Perfect. Forrest Gump. Mary Poppins. The Green Mile, Dear John, Gladiator, Mean Girls, The Lion King, Wolf of Wall Street. Go, girl. Lion King, Pitch Perfect, um, Minnie Bobbin, Mary Poppins. Yep. And. Oh. You've got three Richard okay

that's alright they can win wait there we're gonna see how many we get for Caitlin hi Caitlin hey girl

hi you get movies as well same deal nine movies when they stop listing you tell us as many as you can remember good luck

here you go Star is Born Home Alone Mamma Mia Step Up Frozen Titanic Cinderella Tell us as many as you can remember. Good luck. Here you go. Star is born. Home alone. Mamma mia. Step up. Frozen. Titanic. Cinderella.

Sex in the city. Fight club. Go, Caitlin. Cinderella. Star is born. Home alone. Frozen. Mamma mia.

That's more than three. She can stop there. What, are you just going to do a mic drop? Oh, my God. You got five, Caitlin. The 500's yours. Yes. Congratulations.

That was well done. That was good. That's all you needed to do. You played an efficient game, so we're going to get that out to you very soon. And, Richie, you don't go home empty-handed. You get a double pass to Men in Black International as well. Enjoy that.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Something I find really interesting is when scientists discover prehistoric remains. Okay. I'm into it. Paleontology gets me going. Paleontology. Oh, I love it. Ross from Friends, here's your cup of tea.

Yeah, a bit of me. Jurassic Park, your idea of a good documentary. Which I think, Finding Bones from the dinosaur era, cool. Amazing. But then I find it even more interesting when they dig up an old woolly mammoth. Like one that's been intact because it's been frozen. One that's still got meat on the bones. Like it's been frozen in time.

Did you think when you were a kid that they could defrost those and bring them back to life? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's crazy to me that these things are like thousands and thousands of years old and they've still got all the hair on it and all that kind of stuff. They won't be there for long with global warming. Yeah, well, there'll be more discoveries. But scientists have discovered not a woolly mammoth, but a prehistoric giant wolf's head.

Whoa. Wolf's head. Wolf's head. Yeah. Crazy, right? How big are we talking? When you say giant, are you talking about the size of a horse head? So we're talking a normal Siberian gray wolf.

Yeah. Because it was found in Siberia. Yeah. So usually the head length would be about 20 centimetres. This wolf head that they found, 40 centimetres. Well, that's twice as big. It's double in size. Mate, I'm excited about it.

So they found this giant head and they believe, how old do you think it is? Prehistoric. So it's got to be, I'm going to go with a million years old. giant head and they believe, how old do you think it is? Prehistoric. So it's got to be, I'm going to go with a million years old. Okay. Maybe it's not prehistoric. I think I just threw that in there for color. No, I don't know what prehistoric is. Sorry, I didn't mean to ruin it.

I didn't mean to ruin how old it is. Now my number sounds crap. Nah, pretend I never said it. Pretend I never said it. Oh, ancient wolf, probably at least 500 years old. Let's just edit that bit out. They reckon it's about 40,000 years old. That's heaps.

That's really good. Yeah, well, not as much as what you've bloody said, isn't it? Sorry. You've ruined it. Anyway, they reckon, yeah, now this story's crazy. No, no, it's still good. I'm still keen on the giant prehistoric wolf. Please don't pussy out.

I'm keen. I want to hear about it. They don't know how the wolf got its head chopped off. Oh, is it decapitated? Is it not attached to the body? No. Oh, lead with that. That's good.

So they just have the head. It's been decapitated. But they do know that it wouldn't have been from a human hunter because humans only inhabited that region about 32,000 years ago. Right. Okay. There's someone else's around chopping off wolf's heads. Can you imagine rocking up and then that wolf comes out?

Oh, hell no. Well, that's a human doing a wolf noise, isn't it? Is it? I'm just trying to help you with... That's definitely a human doing it. No. You do it. Well, now there's a pack of wolves, isn't there?

You sound like a dog. Okay. No, give me your best wolf. That was it. Give me your best one. No, mine's more best wolf. That was it. Give me your best one. Oh, oh, oh, oh! No, mine's more a coyote. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Brie, please don't tank this break. I know you hate the royal family, but this is loosely associated with them, okay? Just let us get through it. Don't worry, it's not about that baby that you hate. I don't hate the damn royal baby. You do. You say horrible things about it off the radio, and then on air you just struggle to contain it.

I don't even know the kid. It is a story about that baby's grandma, Princess Diana. I love her. Oh, okay. Pick and choose your royals, why don't you? This is interesting. You can now rent Princess Diana's family home If you want to

What? Yeah From where she grew up? Yeah, the house that she grew up in It's called Allthorpe House It's a mansion It's got 90 rooms Yeah

What do you mean? I thought she came from like What? Like a peasant family No No? Was she a royal? No, she's not a royal

But she's not a royal But she's high society They don't marry down In the British royal family They don't They act like they're Part of the people God now it sounds like

I hate the family Is Kate Middleton Yes Is she She's well to do Yes Is she She's la-di-da

She's la-di-da Is she Well you have to be You have to be To be at the same schools As them for them To meet in the first place Yeah but maybe

She got a scholarship Like in Princess Diaries. That would be great, eh? No, no, not Princess Diaries. Imagine that. You are from a regular family like you or me, and then it's Christmas time and you're in a relationship, and you have to do that thing where you do year about. So one year you go and have Christmas with Liz at Buckingham Palace.

Then the next year you come to my house in Rotorua in Kootu. Guess what? There is a story like that. And guess what? Princess Mary, she married Prince Edward and he met her in Tasmania. This is a true story. At a pub. And now she's like a royal, fancy, dancy, la-di-dada lives in like a palace and stuff. A real

rags to riches story. Yes, and one year they had Christmas in Tassie at her family home in a cul-de-sac. Okay, alright, well that's great. You can have Christmas at Princess Diana's family home if you like. But it's like fancy. It's fancy. It's, like I said,

all four houses. Oh, that ruins it for me. North Hamptonshire, 90 bedrooms. 90 bedrooms! It's been in the's, like I said, all Thorpe House. Oh, that ruins it for me. North Hamptonshire. 90 bedrooms. 90 bedrooms! It's been in the Spencer family. That's her family for 500 years, the house. Do you reckon, like, if you grew up in that house? Yeah. You know how, like, when you're young, something fun to do is like...

Dress up in the suits of armour and pretend you're a ghost. No. But to, you know know christen every room all right imagine yeah it'll take you a while 90 bedrooms did you do that did you christen every bedroom in your parents house no but i've heard it's something people have you done it in your parents no i haven't look me in the eyes on the other hand me in the eyes have you done it in your bedroom bedroom bathroom no brother's room. My sister on the other end. Yeah, well, she still lives there.

That's a different story. There's a twist to this Diana house, though. Why? You can rent it. Kind of. You can rent it. You can have a wedding there. You can have a function there.

They've said you can just take a relaxed summer if you like. Princess Diana is buried there. Oh. Where? Where? There's a a lake a man-made lake and there's an island in the middle of the lake and that's where she's buried really yeah yeah weird bit of the airbnb a like they've all got special features comes with a pool um tennis court and cemetery. And Princess Diana. So there you go. R.I.P. Diana.

R.I.P. Princess Diana. And if you're looking to rent it. How much? It doesn't say. They're not going to put the price on it. It's by inquiry only. It's probably gold, frankincense and myrrh. Yeah, there you go.

Go live like a royal this summer. Hell of a cleaning fee on a 90-bedroom house, I reckon.