ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 16th 2020

Episode Date: June 16, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. G'day. Where today on the podcast intro we'll be speaking exclusively about skincare. Yes, that's right. We decided we were going to do this because I'm going through my own journey at the moment. Yeah, Brie's on a skincare journey. Your wife is an expert of skincare. She is. She's a former beauty editor of a major magazine company. And you use skincare. I do use skincare. She is. She's a former beauty editor of a major magazine company. And you use

skincare. I do use skincare. So you're involved and have your own I have a personal interest. experience as well. Do you want to start? Because we were discussing Yes. Because I have never ever been good at what steps you use first

and like sticking to a routine. Me neither. It's so hard for me to remember. But anyway, this place I've been going to, it's called About Face. They give you stickers where you can put them on each bottle so you don't forget. They number your stuff. It actually helps me so much. Right.

I'm definitely not that in-depth, but God, I love using my wife's stuff. Yeah, I bet. Because she's got the good stuff too. We've got great products. And I say to her, look, because initially she was like, don't use my stuff. And I was like, look, babe, this is an investment in your future because the more care I take, the better it's going to be for you.

The better looking I get later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm doing this for you. What are the steps you do? Oh, okay. Oh, no, they're not major. No, but okay, what are the steps? You've gotten home and you're about to start your skin routine?

Yeah. What goes first? I've just started oil cleansing. Yeah, oil cleansing. I've been doing that. Yeah. Oil cleansing. Then do you use a normal cleanser after it?

No, because it was drying my skin out too much. Right, and I've got dry skin too. So you can just skip that. Yeah. So an oil cleanse is good for people with dry skin. I believe so. It's been good for me. Not when you've got oily skin.

But did you know, this is what they don't tell you, if you just go in there and buy yourself an oil cleanser, I would have just done it as normal. Wet my face, put some oil on, scrub it off, and away we go. That you're meant to put the oil cleanser on your face dry. Yeah. And then you rub that into your face. Yeah, and it goes all creamy what no no no water

whatsoever no wet hands you apply the oil cleanser on and the oil is what breaks down the dirt in your skin and it starts cleansing your skin and then you use a little bit of water to get it foamy and then you just wash it off yeah no you put it on dry and then you only use it to wash it off. Yeah, I know. Blew my mind. Oh, right. I'm just saying. I had no idea what I was doing.

Some cleansers are different, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, I'm definitely not an expert. Then what do you do? I just put some moisturizer on and go to bed. Oh, and eye cream. No, no, no. What?

You go cleanser. Yeah. And then what's cleanser's best friend? Oh, toner. Yes. I've never, cleanser's best friend? Oh, toner? Yes. I've never, no, I'm not at that part of my skin journey yet. No. Don't know anything about toner.

Yeah, see, toner is an advanced thing. You've got to put toner on. What does toner do? Good question. I actually literally discussed this today with my skin girl. I discussed it with her. What did she say? Yeah.

I can't remember. What brand of stuff are you using? Oh, it's like a good one from like the skin clinic. Yeah, right. Yeah. I'm using a Bobbi Brown one, which is not, fun fact, not the man who used to beat up Whitney Houston. It's a different Bobbi Brown.

Thank God. And I've never understood why you would call your makeup company Bobby Brown. After. It's like coming out with a skincare. No, no. You're going to say, I know what you're going to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew that's where you were going.

Yeah, I'm going. And I'm not making light of the situation. I'm just saying it's a bizarre coincidence, perhaps. Yeah, so anyway, so you go cleanser, toner, and then what do you do? Well, you've added a step that I don't do. Toning. Okay, but so I'm saying you're meant to

go cleanser, toner, and then what? Eye cream, moisturiser. Yes! Yes! No, eye cream, moisturiser, and then every second day you can use a night serum. Oh, crikey. I've got a lot to learn. How much shit is there?

Honestly, I always say to them when they're giving me the stuff, I'm like, look, the more you give me, the less likely I'm going to use this. Yeah. Give me three steps, I can do three. I've been using a face oil as well, but I probably won't use the face oil with my oil cleanser. Probably too many oils. Too many oils. The oil I've been using, oh oil as well, but I probably won't use the face oil with my oil cleanser. Probably too many oils. Too many oils.

The oil I've been using. Oh, my God. I've never been able to talk about my beauty routine. The oil I've been using is made by Hamish from Hamish and Andy's wife, Zoe. Oh, yeah. Zoe Blake. Her skincare range. Oh, yeah.

Cool. Yeah. Apparently, they make some really lovely stuff. It is good yeah i can't believe we just talked about skincare i know and i'm real into it i'm going i've told you i've told you all about this yeah i'm a little bit nervous but i'm going to get a skin treatment this friday yeah not botox not botox no which you've always wanted i have well i've looked into it a few times and then i've thought about it and you know i'm at that age no i'm not what shut up you're such an arsehole you you that's a nice thing that i'm saying you were like this no no

that's the way your brain interpreted it because you're paranoid producers michaela who's filling in for producer ellie at the moment what did you hear did you're paranoid. Producers, Michaela, who's filling in for producer Ellie at the moment, what did you hear? Did you hear a sincere, no, you don't need that, or did you hear a no? Or sarcastic. It sounded sincere at the start, but trailed off a wee bit. See, she's honest. I like that.

Well, you're wrong, okay, and you're fired. She can't fire her. We're not even paying her the poor thing. Shit. It's at this point of the conversation I would like to bring in Producer Ben. Oh, yes. I'd just like to know what his skincare routine is.

Don't you use beer? If you could, I would. Whack a bit of beer on it? I don't think you can. I think that's probably bad for you. He puts a couple of uncooked rissole over each eye and just lies on the couch. Yeah, that makes sense. Do you use anything other than a moisturiser?

I use a moisturiser every now and then, but mainly if I shave. My whole face. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, but otherwise, I don't really know what happens. No one knows. Okay. No one knows. I've got a face wash that says you use it in the shower.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, there is a few. I've had it for maybe four years. It's like a quarter of the way through in my heart. It hurts my eyes every time I use it. Don't it stick in your eyes? Yeah, but it drips in. You know what it's like.

Can you imagine how annoying it is for us ladies? Michaela, you'd know this. Where we have to clean off our makeup every day. And if you don't clean your makeup off properly, the moisturizer doesn't even get into your skin. It's so freaking annoying. Plus then you just break out. Yeah.

And everything's for nothing. If you don't clean your face well enough, oh, God. Lots of things. Hey, don't even start me on periods. Somehow we always end up with periods. Which I love. I love periods. Speaking of, I'm getting a pap smear tomorrow.

And this is a reminder that if you've been putting it off over lockdown, it's time to get a pap smear. Yeah, right. Yeah. So go see your favorite doctor. Oh, that sounded weird. No, it's fine. Go see your doctor you're comfortable with.

We're pro pap smears on this show. We are pro pap smears. We're the only show in the world that has its own pap smear song. Yeah. Oh, don't play it because it gets stuck in my head. How much weirder would that song be? You know where it says, get your friend to take you there? Yeah. What if it was like, get your friend to do it, yeah.

That would be a lot weirder. They've already seen your body. Not up there. Hey, girls have seen each other a lot. We're going to go. Have a great podcast experience. See you guys next time. See you guys.

Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Afternoon, everybody.

Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. G'day. What's happening with you, Clint? Looking good, feeling good? No, tell me the truth. We're real on this show. We're real, the real deal. You're a bit tired.

You're a bit of a tired dad at the moment. Just having a bit of a stressful day, but that's okay. I'm not looking to bring anybody down. What's stressing you out? Is there anything that we can help you with? You can stop feeding me. Oh, yeah. I have been bad at that today.

You know how there's a tipping point? You know, and at the beginning, feeding, very loving way of showing. I'm an Italian. I can't help it. I love it to feed other people. I just need to tell you out loud, I've had enough. I'm full. We have had some pretty delicious things this afternoon though. Yeah, we're

riding high on a food coma and I reckon about quarter past four you're going to see a marked decrease in tempo of the show. I think I'm going to ride the sugar wave for the first hour and then crash hard in a four o'clock hour. You keep sipping on your Nippy's ice chocolate and you'll be okay.

How good's Nippy's? How good's Nippy's? Hashtag not sponsored. It's just delicious. Yeah, I know. I don't even know where Nippy's comes from. Hold on. Where is it made?

Cross your fingers. It's here in New Zealand. It's got a picture of Australia on the back of it. Made in Australia. There you go. Hey, that's not bad. You're having a patriotic drink. I didn't realise this came from Australia.

Yeah, in Australia in bars you can get a Nippy's in Bundaberg. Ew. Gross. Today in the show, oh, this is interesting. We're going to try and get to the bottom of the fake mumma die. Well, who's the fake mumma die? I don't want to say fake mumma die because there's another mumma die that has surfaced living in Palmister North. If you missed it yesterday, we've been getting inboxes of someone who took pictures of this car that's kicking

around Palmy North with the number plates mumma die. Of course, the same name as my mum. We got a few really good leads yesterday, but nothing concrete. We've received a DM from a woman claiming to be the real deal. We don't know if it's true, but we will get to the bottom of that today. We'll manage to settle that. Also, there's hot ice cream news. Speaking of food, God, big food-based show today. Some hot ice cream news coming up for you. But next, we're going to talk about unusual fears that people have.

Yeah, so, you know, get your big pants on because maybe you're going to have to gear up and talk about something that does fear you quite a lot. No, that you fear quite a lot. You and I both have an unusual fear. Yeah, we do. I think yours is way weirder than mine. That's fear shaming.

We'll talk about it after Arizona's service. Oh, for ZM. Rox, Bree and Clint. Were you a Big Brother fan back in the day? Oh, such a Big Brother fan. I was We'll talk about it after Arizona's service. ZM. Roxanne. Bree and Clint. Were you a Big Brother fan back in the day? I was such a Big Brother fan. I was obsessed. Yeah, when I was on every night.

Yeah. I got caught watching the Up Late one. Yes, Big Brother Uncut. Big Brother Uncut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My dad would be like, what are you kids watching in here? Yeah, also, I mean, I'm really showing my age here, but it wasn't really like social media or anything. So there were no spoilers.

Also, it was live. Like it came out the same day or the day after Australia. So you didn't have to avoid it. It was also similar to Love Island. Like they would cut like that day and then they would show it the next night. So it was very quick. You know how like maths and stuff, you have to basically avoid all social media to do with maths.

Yeah, it is annoying. Because it's so delayed. Yeah, so if you haven't heard, the Big Brother Australia is back and it started I think a couple of weeks ago and we are getting it here in New Zealand. Oh, that's good. But because it is a pre-recorded version of the show, we get it three weeks later. So what do you mean by pre-recorded version of the show, we get it three weeks later.

So what do you mean by pre-recorded this time? So apparently the new format is pre-filmed and it takes the power out of our hands. So you know how the audience would usually vote for their favourite housemate? We'd vote people off out of Big Brother, yeah. So that doesn't happen anymore. The housemates vote each other out and they decide. Is that going to be any

good? Well apparently it's not getting all the best reviews from people. Why would it not be? Because that's the idea of Love Island too. Is that you vote we get to vote people out. We get to vote. Some of it's in their hands. They have to decide some of it. And same with

what the Big Brother format used to be like. They used to vote the people in. Is it still at Dreamworld? I don't think so. Yeah, right. Well, I guess no one's going to Dreamworld at the moment anyway. Yeah, but anyway. They could just say it's at Dreamworld and no one would know.

Yeah, no one would really know. They never shoot outside the house, do they? But I saw this article and because obviously it's coming here, we're going to be able to watch it in New Zealand soon. There was this episode where Big Brother obviously asked them about all of their different fears. Yeah. Like what fears they've got. And I thought it was quite interesting. A lot of them are quite weird. Weird phobias. I think so. Okay. I'll tell you them. We're not going to know the people's names, but I'll just tell you the fears that they have. So one girl in the house has a fear of knees.

Oh. God, she would hate summer. Yeah, well, she said she has a- Or ripped jeans. Yeah, she said she hates moisturizing random people's knees or touching anyone's knees. Okay, now it sounds like a made-up fear. Yeah, cool.

And then there's another girl who hates bubbles. Oh, okay. Again. How can you be scared of bubbles? How can you be scared of bubbles? Unless she means the monkey. But yeah. I don't know, that one's quite weird to me. This one I don't find weird.

A girl in there has a fear of dogs, which that's quite common. That's very normal. Very common, very normal. Someone there has a fear of dogs, which that's quite common. That's very normal. Very common, very normal. Someone else has a fear of snakes, pretty normal, very normal. Someone has a fear of fish. Oh, okay. That's not one you hear that often.

Alive or dead? Doesn't specify. He said both. Like fish and chips. He said both. Oh, both. Okay, yeah. If it's got like a face and eyes.

Oh, right. Okay, yeah. Oh, both. Okay, yeah. If it's got like a face and eyes. Oh, right. Okay, yeah. Oh, my God, no way. I've just read what this person's fear is. What? Someone has a fear of cheese. I've heard of a fear of cheese. I've heard of the fear of cheese.

And there's two versions of it. One, some people are afraid of the texture and the taste. Yeah. And some people are afraid of the sound of cheese. Right, so this person is afraid of neither. They're afraid of grating cheese. Oh. Which I kind of get that because if you have a bad experience.

Yeah. Where you grate your finger. I don't think you're allowed to like fear shame people. Like if someone says they're afraid of something, you have to take them on face value. Like you do to me all the time and then you force me to conquer my fear. No, I'm not fear shaming you. I'm just taking advantage of your fear of repeating holes.

Oh, that's way better. What's it called again? Trypophobia. Yeah, I've got a small fear of clusters of holes. Yeah. Well, I only do it to you because you take advantage of my fear. No, you just, that automatically comes up without me trying. Yeah, my fear is I have a-

Like if I'm eating a banana in the studio and there's a banana skin and I put it on the desk, you'll be like, oh, get it away. Yeah, because I'm afraid of used fruit and you leave fruit around to take advantage of me. See, that one to me is a bit strange. You're not allowed to fear shame people. You're not allowed to fear shame people. And if we're going to open the phone lines now and ask what's your unusual fear,

people aren't going to call up if you're going to sit there and go, oh, you're yuck. Yeah, but what are you afraid of? I don't understand. It's the moisture. It's the moisture. It's the moisture and the fragrance. So are you afraid of like a fizzy drink then?

No, because that's not fruit juice. So orange juice, are you afraid of that? No, because that's fruit juice. No, see, now you're twisting my words. Okay, I'm confused. I'm confused. But it's your fear, so it's fruit juice. No, see, now you're twisting my words. Okay, I'm confused. I'm confused. But it's your fear, so it's warranted. I get it.

It's valid. Thank you. We want to know from people, you guys listening on 0800DIALZM, do you have an unusual fear? Something you don't hear all that often, not your general types. You can also text us on 9696. No shaming. This is a safe fear zone.

We'll see. You've heard correct. Big Brother is back. Kicked off in Aussie a couple of weeks ago. Confirmed that we will be getting in here in New Zealand three weeks later, which is a bit annoying. You'll still take it. I'll still take it.

I'll still watch it. But it's also... You just won't talk to any of your Australian friends for the duration of the show. I'll still take it. I'll still take it and I'll still watch it. But it's also... You just won't talk to any of your Australian friends for the duration of the show. I've blocked them all. Yeah. I'm not going to talk to them. Apparently, the format has changed quite a lot.

You no longer get to vote anymore. But apparently, one of the episodes that just went to the air recently was that a lot of the housemates tackled their unusual fears. This is the risk. Tell someone your fear and they're going to make you face it. That's the only reason someone would ask you what your fear is. That would never happen, would it? Like it has on this show.

You said one of the contestants on Big Brother has a fear of knees. Yes. And we scoffed, but we've got someone here who has a fear of knees. Hi, Georgia. Hello, Georgia. Hi. Sorry for judging. Tell us about a fear of knees. Hi, Georgia. Hello, Georgia. Hi. Sorry for judging. Tell us about your fear of knees.

I've had it since I was little, like even as a child. Like if someone used to touch my knee, I'd have a panic attack and I also can't touch other people's knees. The Billie Eilish music video to Bad Guy almost gives me an anxiety attack.

Because her knees talk, right? She puts mouths on her knees, is that it? Yeah, it's like she like, I don't know, does something weird with them and it really freaks me out. Like I cannot watch it. Really? Yeah, right. What do you think it is?

Like does it look like something or? Is it because they're a bit scaly? I don't know. It's just been like the, oh, I don't know. It just freaks me out. Like if anyone touched my knee, I would't know. It just freaks me out. Like if anyone touched my knee, I would have an anxiety attack and probably would not talk to that person again. Wow.

There you go. I kind of get the touching especially because, I mean, some people don't like to be touched. Well, what if you do like your knees being touched? Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. How's it going, guys? Good, thank you.

What's your unusual fear, mate? Popsicle sticks. Oh, I feel this. Nah, I feel this. Wooden unusual fear, mate? Popsicle sticks. Oh, I feel this. Nah, I feel this. Wooden ones specifically, right? Yeah, yeah, only the wooden ones really. Jordan, what does it do to you when I tell you that I love to just chew on a popsicle stick for ages? Makes me feel queasy.

I can relate to you, Jordan. I don't know if I'd call it a fear, but it's the worst part of having a magnum to me. Why? Is when the ice cream's on the stick and God, I want that last bit of ice cream and that bit of chocolate that's stuck around the bottom of the stick. You can't bite it off? But the idea of dragging that off with my teeth

and having to put that wood between my teeth. No, yuck. I feel you, Jordan. I'm all for it. I wouldn't even touch one with my hands. What about when you go to the doctor and they've got to check your tonsils? I almost, actually I have my tonsils out

but when they check my throat, I literally gag really bad. I shake. You I have my tonsils out, but when they tick my throat, I literally gag really bad. I shake. You voluntarily had your tonsils removed so that they wouldn't have to tick them anymore. That's an interesting one. I've never heard of that. Fascinating.

Thank you, Jordan. Bella. Hi, Bella. Hi, Bella. Hello. Your mum's got a weird fear. Yes. She's got a fear of plants growing too quickly.

That's unusual, Bella. Does that mean she can't water them as much? Unsure. Unsure. Have you ever heard of that? No, I've never heard of that. That's quite unusual, isn't it? Justine.

Hi, Justine. Hey. What's your unusual fear? Weird and irrational. You know the lock thing that's on the gas pump? Yes. The pumping gas. Yeah, I have this weird irrational fear that's going to like flick back and break my finger. Oh, you mean the bit where you snap, you like pull the handle up and you click it into place? Yeah. Yeah, I never used that either for that same reason. Can I tell you, Justine, I have worked in a service station before

and that absolutely can happen. Oh, well. No, it can. Don't say that to me. No, no, I have. And if your hand's just hovering and at that very moment the petrol touches the nozzle and it snaps off, it bloody hurts your fingers.

Okay, that's it. What are you? Mate, this is like me. Thanks, that made it so much better. Well, the more you know. Producer Ben, can you bring a bunch of old fruit in here? No, no, no, we're good. It's eye for an eye.

No, no, no, we're good. I already know that's yuck. I was just letting Justine know that Justine, her fear is not irrational. Yeah. It's perfectly rational. I've got breaking ice cream news Oh no

Where's my breaking news button? Oh no I've got breaking I've got breaking ice cream news That's good, that's pretty good actually Ben and Jerry's Who we're big fans of Love Ben and Jerry's Me and you went out the other night You actually. Ben and Jerry's, who we're big fans of. Love Ben and Jerry's.

Me and you went out the other night. You had some Ben and Jerry's to finish the night. I did too. I was so full, but I could still fit that in. Bree tried to get out of having it. As much as we love Ben and Jerry's, Bree tried to get out of it by going, sorry, I am so full.

No, I see. No, no, no, no. That's not what you said. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Do you remember that? Because we genuinely were full, and they go, do you want some Ben and Jerry's?

Usually. Free sample. Absolutely, yes. And a free sample of Ben and Jerry's. I was bursting. And Brie goes, no, sorry, I'm lactose intolerant. And I was like, nice move. No one can argue with that.

And they go, we've got dairy free. And I was like, oh, thank God for that. I'll take one in the cone. Well, make some room because Ben and Jerry's New Zealand Instagram account have announced, in fact I'm just going to read it to you and Ben's going to put it up on the screen. Introducing our new

impossible to eat ice cream burger. What? Pick your favourite ice cream to be sandwiched between a delicious brioche bun with a layer of biscoff spread. I don't know what biscoff is, but it's some kind of delicious spread. Is it like biscotti?

I think it's like a spreadable version. Yeah. Crunchy waffle pieces that look like tomato and lettuce. That's like the red and green things, yeah. And a drizzle of hot fudge or caramel sauce on top of the ice cream. Oh, yeah. Get in and around my mouth. How on earth do you eat that?

Can you imagine? You have a burger, you have a slider, like a mini slider for the entree, then you have a normal burger for the main meal, and then you have this dessert burger from Ben & Jerry's for the dessert. Oh, I see what you're doing, a full three-course burger meal. How good. Quite good. They've reinvented burgers as an ice cream dish,

but why stop there? Why only do the burgers? What about ice cream chips to go with it? Oh, yeah, that'd be nice. Just slivers of ice cream, I guess. Or you could deep fry them. You could deep fry them. That'd be good because chips are deep fried.

Yeah, an ice cream drink, which is basically just melted ice cream. A milkshake? Oh, a milkshake. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they work. Yeah. I just saw Clint's face. I just figured out what a milkshake is.

He's just realised that what he was talking about is a milkshake. Well, that's fine. Put it in. Put it in. That's fine. Oh, I love you sometimes. The look on your face was like, oh, shit, you've stuffed up there. That's fine. Oh, I love you sometimes. Let's see if any of these other ones. The look on your face was like, oh, shit, you've stuffed up there.

That's a milkshake. No. Well, I'll finish my list and you tell me if I've stuffed up any more. Okay, you keep going. What about an ice cream double down where it's just two bits of ice cream? An ice cream sandwich? No. No.

No, because an ice cream sandwich has got biscuit on the outside. Okay? You sure? Doesn't it? Or wafer on the outside? Why? What Doesn't it? Or wafer on the outside. Why? What are you saying? What would be on the outside?

Well, what makes a Double Down the Double Down? It's just the... Chicken on chicken. Yeah, chicken on chicken. So an ice cream Double Down would be ice cream on ice cream. I don't know how you hold it, but that's not my problem. So that doesn't exist. I'm good.

There's a reason for that. I tried to come up with something for fish and chips that included ice cream. Yeah. But I just got fish and ice cream. That's as far as I go. Wait, what's the, so there's the Filet-O-Fish. Yeah. Let's just stick with milkshakes.

Let's just stick with the ice cream burger, yeah. Got some sad news about Kelly Clarkson. Sorry, that's the wrong Kelly Clarkson song to play if it was sad news. Yeah, do you have any others? I only got that one ready. Oh. I could try playing it quieter.

Say you got some sad Kelly Clarkson. Sad Kelly Clarkson news. Same effect, really, eh? Same kind of effect. She and her husband Brandon Blackstock have announced that after seven years of marriage they have filed for divorce. Oh no!

And they will be going their separate ways. Oh no. No one over there can make it work. No one in Hollywood. That's not true. Look at Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. Are they good for now? Don't say that. I'm just saying.

That's horrible. I'm just saying. It doesn't seem, apart from Tom Hanks, I don't know of anyone who's made it last. I love that partnership. So Kelly Clarkson and her soon-to-be ex-husband, Brandon Blackstock, share two children together. He also brought two children from his previous marriage

into the marriage with Kelly. He's also the stepson of Reba McEntire. Who's Reba McEntire? Oh, super uber famous country music star who Kelly Clarkson was obsessed with. Yeah, right. Anyway, he also is Kelly Clarkson's manager, executive producer, and pretty much runs the whole show

in terms of Kelly Clarkson world. Oh, no. So that makes things even more messy, doesn't it? Do we know if she's divorcing him as a manager or just as a husband? Well, that's the thing. It doesn't actually say. Yeah. So I don't know what they're going to do.

Surely they'll have to go their separate ways professionally as well. Oh, you say that, but it depends. You don't think so? It all depends on the sort of split, especially if you've got kids involved. If you can have an amicable separation. You're going to have to have them in your life because you've got kids involved anyway.

Yeah, good point. They're going to have to see each other. But how much do you want to see that person? Yeah, it would be hard to move on if they're still involved in every facet of your life except your beard. So you would literally break up with the person but they would still make most decisions for you in life. You'd still be on the phone to them every day.

Nah, I'd have to get rid of them. As a manager? Yeah. Oh, rough. Wouldn't you? You kind of would have to. Again, it depends on the breakup. Like you imagine, so say for example, think of your ex-girlfriend.

Yep. And think of how long ago did you break up with her? My last, six years. A while ago. Yeah. So say, for example. I'm not good with timeline. Ages ago.

Say she'd been your manager. Yeah. And she'd run all the stuff for you in the background. Or she'd drop me like a dead weight. She would. She would. She'd be like, I'm not managing you. I don't want anything to do with you.

Imagine if you kept her on and she was still managing you. How would that be? How would that work out? It would be fine because she'd be a professional. She's not even a manager. This is a weird hypothetical scenario. That's what hypothetical means. Yeah, right.

I'm just saying it'd be awkward. It'd be weird. And your wife, Lucy, I don't think would appreciate it. Neither would I. Well, that's another good point. Kelly Clarkson's Nick's partner. Yeah, you don't want to exactly say, oh, my manager's just going to come around for dinner and talk over some contracts.

Yeah, but some people are more mature. Some people are quite adult. You know, some people can handle this stuff. I've just realised where I lie in that category. Yeah, you on the other hand no i just think um in life if you i mean kids are obviously way different you're gonna have to have that person in your life but it's like you and i were talking about like if you get an animal with someone yeah and it's like when parent um people co-parent say it's a bunny rabbit or something weird choice well i don't know i'm just assuming people co-parent say it's a bunny rabbit or something. Weird choice. Well, I don't know.

I'm just assuming people co-parent a bunny rabbit and one person has the bunny one weekend and one person has the bunny the next weekend. Yeah, just hops from house to house. Like I feel like isn't that just, is that maybe because you're not really done in the relationship? I tell you what, it'd be a lot of reason why people end up getting back together because you have a link to each other.

And even if you don't get back together permanently, you might fall into bed one weekend while you're there exchanging rabbits. That sounded wrong. Oh, stay for dinner. Why don't you just stay for dinner? And then the rabbit gets the wrong idea and it's like, are mum and dad actually back together or is this just a one-time thing? And then the rabbit's unstable and the rabbit ends up in therapy.

It's not a good idea. Yeah, rabbits in therapy never end well, does it? It's not a good option for anybody, no. But we want to ask you guys this afternoon, because Kelly Clarkson's about to go through this, like she's going to have to have her ex in her life because he's pretty much involved in everything. Yes.

Has this happened to you? Yeah. Like have you broken up with someone and then your ex has to be in your life in some capacity? We're not talking kids. Yeah, yeah, okay, yes. Because that's fairly, that would happen a lot. Standard. You need to have them in your

life and totally warranted. We're talking in other circumstances. Whether it be work, friend circles, pets. Is your ex your boss? Yeah, maybe. Did you break up with your ex But they continue to be in your life For whatever reason?

0800 dials at M Or you can text us on 9696 Sad news for Kelly Clarkson She's announced that she will be filing for a divorce From her husband Brandon Blackstock Who is also her manager, executive producer, and pretty much just runs her whole life. Sorry, I still don't have a sad song.

This is the only Kelly Clarkson song we have. It's the only one, yeah. She's got a million great songs. Yeah, well, sorry. Got to work with what we've got, mate. I'll tell you. Anyway. There's a pandemic going on, right?

We've got to make do. We're a radio on, right? We've got to make do. We're a radio station. No, we've got to make do. I think there's plenty of songs. We were talking about, you know, I think she'll probably end up changing management. Just so she doesn't have to have her partner, her ex-partner in every part of her life.

Yeah, because he's also the dad of her two kids, so obviously he's going to be in her life in some capacity. What if she gets a new boyfriend or she's going on a date and she has to tell him in a managerial capacity? He's like, hey, Kelly, can you do a – they want you to sing at Westfield next week. She's like, no, remember I asked you to book out that time for a date I'm going on? See?

Awkward. Doesn't work. So we want to talk to people today whose ex is still in their life for whatever reason other than children. Because that's a given. It's a given. You need to be in each other's lives for your children's sake. Yes, but in another capacity has your ex stayed in your life? First person wants to remain anonymous. Good afternoon, Anonymous. Hello. Hi guys, how you doing? Good thanks. Anonymous, what happened to you?

You had a breakup and then you had to still see your ex. Why? So my story is that my mum, my sister, and my sister's now husband work for my ex. Oh, no. No, Anonymous, which means that you wouldn't be able to get away from it. Nah, not really. And, like, they're so, like, close at work that one year he, like, turned up to the Christmas party, like the family Christmas party.

Yeah, right. Can I ask, did you start dating your family's collective boss or did your boyfriend employ half of your family? This is afterwards. So they started working for him after you guys broke up? Yeah. What are they doing? I don't know.

What's the industry? What's the job? I can't say because it's a very small industry and it'll give it away. Is there only one factory in the town that you live in and he has all the jobs? No, there's heaps of others. But I guess they just all kind of get along and they work well.

Did he start his own Fast and the Furious crew and they all joined? Kylie's here. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kyle, I think it is. Oh, Kyle. Close enough. It is Kyle. G'day, mate.

I call him Kylie for short. G'day, Kylie. That's all right. Everyone used to call me that. Don't worry. Why is your ick still in your life? So I broke up with my ex over New Year's. Okay.

And I have to still see her every week because on Tuesday nights, my group of friends go to a Stone Girl night, very cheap seg, great time to have a beer and just chat. Yeah. And she's there because she had no friends when she moved down with me. Yeah. And absorbed herself into my friend circle. Oh, but wait a minute, Kyle.

So you're telling me she became friends with your friends, but they were your group of friends first? Yeah. I can hear. This is a very common thing to happen, I think, but I can hear the anger in your voice, the resentment that you can't get away from this person, Kyle. Is that fair to say?

Absolutely, because when we first see each other, it's like, hey, how you doing? Standard, right? Yeah. But as the meal goes on, you just hear wee jabs and little nitpicks as if she's just not happy. And I know she's having jabs at me because of the breakup. And it's like, can we be adults?

And does she say stuff to you like, oh, I see you're still ordering medium well. And you're like, yeah, I can order medium well because I'm on my own now. And then she goes, oh, it was just saying. Well, that's the wonderful thing about stone grill is you cook the meat to how you like it. Exactly. Kyle, I feel for you, mate. I'm sorry. That's rough. She's ruined your favorite thing there. Oh, she hasn't ruined the favourite thing. It's just she makes it super awkward because everyone hears it or everyone picks up on it.

Do you ever ask your friends it's either me or her? Like, do you ever just want to ask them? I have actually talked to one, and the answer is me over her, and it's that immaturity level that creates that. You don't want to level that creates that. You don't want to have to do that. Yeah, but you also don't want to see her at the Stone Grill every Tuesday. Finally, Cinnamon, why is your ex still in your life?

So at my previous company, I was in charge of holding a whole bunch of high-profile clients. Okay. I thought it was a good idea to date one of them for about 7-8 months And then when it ended I could not request him to get off My profile because I could not tell Them that we had been dating And that is the reason

Why they tell you not to date your clients I thought You were going to say Don't shit where you eat And that's another good saying that applies to that sentiment. Does it? Yeah. Doesn't it?

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Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts Look, I've got some news that Is going to worry a few people But I don't want you to be too concerned Because I think we're equipped to handle it There is a country that is trying to steal Jacinda Ardern from us. Where have you been? Australia has been trying to do that for years.

Oh, I see what you're saying. A long time. Yeah, right. Okay, well, then there's multiple countries queuing up to take Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern from us. Wait, hey, no, we're first in line. We put our hands up first. We wanted to ditch ScoMo years ago.

She's only one woman, okay? God, she can't run. No, we said we'd share. You want to share? Yeah, we'll give you, like, some more export stuff. Technically, these guys want to share as well. Oh, thanks for your export stuff. Yeah, like, we'll give you some more, like, whatever you want,

whatever you need. Yeah. Like, mates rates. All right. Mates rates? Yeah. If you're getting Jacinda, we're getting free stuff. Like how much?

Like, doesn't matter. No, it does matter. The next country queuing up for our Prime Minister. Who's in competition with us? The United Kingdom. I mean, yeah, they're all right, I guess. There's a petition which is currently running titled,

Declare war on New Zealand and immediately surrender so we get Jacinda Ardern as our Prime Minister. Oh, see, no, we come in peace, the Aussies. Well, these guys might have actually gone about it the right way because they're looking to utilise an international law that states any country that defeats another country in war becomes the de facto government of that country. So if the UK declare war on us and then immediately go, you guys win, by default, Jacinda is the

leader of the United Kingdom. How does that even make sense? I don't know. And, of course, yeah, that's going about it in the right way. War solves everything. No, but there'd be no fighting. It says in there, declare war on New Zealand and immediately surrender. So it's a bloodless conquest.

You mean they would immediately surrender? Yeah. Oh, because I was going to say, if we immediately surrender, why would our leader go into power? No, no, they're going to declare war on us and then immediately surrender the war so that Jacinda becomes their Prime Minister. She could become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

before she even knows that she's at war with the United Kingdom. Does that mean she'd take over? Oh, Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson. It means that New Zealand would be the owner of Great Britain. And what would we get out of this? I'm just trying to figure out if this is a good deal. I mean, obviously Jacinda has to have some say in it,

but what do we get? We get the Queen. She'd be ours. We'd get Coronation Street. And then we'd have Coronation Street and Shortland Street. Technically, you would get Australia. Because they're part of the Commonwealth. I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

All right, sweet. We get Australia. We get a really cold, wet place to go on holiday. Yeah. We get Hugh Grant. Yes. We get the Spice Girls Oh that's a win We get One Direction

That's a win We get Mushy Peas That's a Kind of a win And we get Beef Wellington Beef Wellingtons There you go

So actually On revision I'm keen Yeah but then The English rugby team has to join the All Blacks. Damn it! I saw this thing on the internet. Yeah. Which I don't know if it's true or not.

Okay. You know how sometimes you see those bit of, what would you call them, PR stunts? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. PR stunt. A bit of a fake news headline to grab some attention. Which sometimes I really appreciate them because they can be really creative. Yeah, but sometimes, sometimes it's just such an out there idea

that you think that it's fake news, but it could actually be real. It ends up happening sometimes. Yeah, I know. And I'm hoping that's the case for this one because KFC are in the news today because there's rumours floating around about obviously, you know, the PlayStation 5 is coming out and the Xbox Series X is, you know, on its way. Yeah, those things look crazy.

They look awesome. And KFC announced that they will be releasing something called the KFC Console. Right, okay. Which, I mean, I was like, oh, this looks interesting. It comes complete with chicken chamber. Chicken chamber? Chicken chamber.

What's a chicken chamber? I don't know. A chamber to keep your chicken in. You know what it looks like? Inside the gaming console. It looks like an air fryer. Yeah, show it to me. They're calling it the kfc

console it's got a cd drive on it though that's i know so i think they're trying to promote it like it's an air fryer mix with a gaming console yeah but i'm looking at that it's got like performance specs like 4k resolution yeah it says 120 frames per second yes it says here true 4k 120 frames per second they're saying that it here true 4K, 120 frames per second. They're saying that it's going to be able to keep up with the new PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X. Well, if anyone can do it, it's the kernel. Yeah, the kernel knows gaming.

That's what people say. And, you know, I thought for everyone listening, if they're interested in this product, we need to get to the bottom of it. The KFC console. So let's just call the KFC and see how much it is. When is it coming out? Just ask them the big questions. KFC Rotor, good afternoon.

Hi there. I was wondering if you had any details on when the KFC console was going to be in store. So just for that one, I believe the starting price was $9.99. Oh, really? Like, as in $9.99 or $99.99? Um, I believe $999 for that one. Oh, right. That makes a lot more sense because, I mean,

the PlayStation and the Xbox is a lot more expensive. Okay. Mm-hmm, yeah. Would you, like, are you a gamer yourself? Um, not personally. I have heard amazing reviews about it, however. I heard that the controllers are shaped like little mini drumsticks, which I thought was quite cute.

Yeah, they sure are. You can also get ones that are shaped as Wicked Wings as well. Dope. I'm a Wicked Wings gal myself, so I'd be keen for that. Do you know when they're going to be available? Could you give me a roundabout date? Well, considering how bad this is, but I can see it'll be probably 2021, I believe.

Okay, cool. Sorry, I've just been sitting here the whole time listening as well. Is it true that they're putting out a KFC gaming chair which is stuffed with real potato and gravy? Yeah, that is true as well. It also comes with a complimentary pair of KFC Crocs as well. Oh, dope. Yeah, little drumstick gems that you can stick into the little holes.

Yeah, and I love that. I mean, I'd be keen to get the KFC console over the PlayStation or the Xbox personally. And just finally, is it true that they're doing VR goggles, but the goggles are just zinger patties that you strap to your eyeballs? They sure are. They have extra spice on those as well. Nice. Good for the skin.

Good for the skin. You've been very helpful. And I heard the new game is Colonel Brothers, not Mario Brothers, so I'm keen for it. Thank you so much. You've been so helpful. No, that's okay. Okay.

Thank you. That guy was a legend. Bree and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game.

You're goddamn right it is. It's the game where we guess how many followers famous people have on Instagram. Usually, producer Ellie runs the game, but she left. She said, see you later. She said, I hate this game. I've had enough. I've had enough. I think it was this game that drove her away.

Yeah, I do too. So, producer Ben, it's your turn to step up. Yes. You're ready to run the Instafame game. The lads are in. I thought you were writing answers already. I was like, she cheated. Okay, you're fine.

Okay, Ben will give us the celebrities and it's first to three correct answers. You can play along in the car. This weekend was the first ever sold out live sports event. So this week is sports stars. Oh, no. I don't follow many sports stars. You do.

You love sports. I do, but they don't post all that much interesting stuff. Make sure you put George Gregan in there for a break. Oh, I do follow George Gregan, yeah. He's not in there. But the first person is Serena Williams. Oh, I do follow her. She's amazing.

See, I don't, yeah. I mean, I do. Do you follow her? I'm keeping my cards close to my chest. Smart. You do. For Serena Williams, Brie has $9.9 million. And Clint, you have $17 million.

Serena Williams has $13 million. Oh, that's me! Is it? No. It's you. It is you. Just. Just.

Just. Okay. The next sports star who played on the weekend, Yes. It's you. It is you. Just. Just. Ha ha ha. Okay. The next sports star who played on the weekend, Bowdoin Barrett. Yes. I don't trust myself to follow a man like that. Really?

What do you think would happen if you followed Bowdoin Barrett? I don't know. I'm very charismatic. Some drunk comments from you? You can kick my balls. Yeah, like late one night I'd probably message him. You can come around and goose dip me. Do your rugby balls need cleaning?

For Bowdoin Barrett, Bree, you've put $1.2 million. Clint, you've put $440,000. Bowdoin Barrett has $570,000. There's a point to Clint. $1.2 million. Who do you think he is? Dan Carter? Oh, that's who I was thinking of.

The next sports star, LeBron James. It's his son's birthday yesterday, by the way. What's his handle? King LeBron? Yeah, King LeBron. King James. I love when he does shoe unboxing. Does he?

Yeah. Does he unbox Jordans? I think so, yeah. I think he mainly unboxes his own shoes that get made. That would make a lot of sense. For LeBron James, Bree, you've put $48 million. Clint, you've put $80 million. LeBron James has $6.5 million.

Is that it? Is that all? That is it. So that's a me. That is a point to breathe. That's a me, Amore. He's the biggest basketball player in the world. How has he only got six?

That's crazy. Okay. How many Instagram followers does Cristiano Ronaldo have? Oh. I do follow him too. Not going to say anything. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hurry up.

Time's out. I like you haven't been late before. Bree, for Cristiano Ronaldo, you've got $230 million. Wrong. Clint has $144. Cristiano Ronaldo has $224 million. Wrong. Clint has 144. Oh, God, I hope I'm right. Christiana Renata has 224 million. In your face! That is a point.

And a game to breathe. Sorry, what did you say? My headphones were off when you said that. I said, you're so good at this game. Yeah, that's what I thought. I said, you're the best. That's what I thought. Bree and Clint.

Clint, yesterday we started a hunt. A hunt for the New Zealand version of Mama Di. Of course, my mum is named Mama Di on this show. That's her nickname. And I've been receiving messages from people on Instagram of a personalised plate of someone rocking down in Palmy North with the number plate Mama Di. Very confusing for you.

A woman who is away from her mother. And then if you were to pull up behind that car in traffic, you'd be terrified. You'd jump out of the car and go and give the person a hug. I'm like, has she been in Parmy North this whole time? I don't understand. Anyway, so we put the call out for you guys to help us yesterday on the radio to see if we

could get any leads on who this woman is. Like Jacinda, we too called on our team of five million. Exactly. And you guys responded. The first lead we had was from a girl in Palmerston North named Avril. Yes, and she's known as Mama Guy down at the hockey turf. I do

know that she has a blue car and I have seen the number plate before too. Pretty strong lead. Pretty strong lead. Says she works at the hockey place. But then Anonymous gave us a call and he said this. Oh, she's my ex-mother-in-law and we brought her to the number plate. No!

No! Very strong leads, Clint. That's a first-hand account. But we came up empty-handed. Until last night, I opened my computer at about quarter to ten at night and there's a text message there on the ZM text machine. Yes, I've got the text machine open at home. I'm very sad and bored.

You love to reply to people. But there was a message there from someone claiming to be the Palmerston North version of Mama Di. Not knowing someone who knows her, but the actual person. You wouldn't believe it, but we've got her on the phone right now. Hello, are you there? Hello, Mama Di. No, you're saying you're Mama Di.

Are you saying hello to my mum? She's not here yet. Oh, she's not there yet. No. So can we ask, who are we speaking with? Mama Di. So you're telling me that you have the number plate on a Nissan Qashqai in Palmerston North, blue car,

and it says Mama Di and that is you. That is correct. That is my number plate given to me by my children about 18 years ago. So can I ask Mama Di, are you involved in the hockey community in Palmerston North? No I'm not. I've never been on a hockey field.

What the hell? I'm so confused. That was a bum lead from Avril. Yeah. We need to get to the bottom of who is the original the real deal because I mean there kind of can only be one on this show. Yep. I agree. Do you want the title? Because that's, I agree. Do you want the title?

Because that's where it begins. Yeah, do you even want it? Do you want to fight for it? Yeah, I want it. You do want it? Okay, cool. Yes, I like that. Because it's going to be a bit of a trans-Tasman battle.

The one we know is in Australia, so you'll be fighting for New Zealand, essentially. Yeah, you're like the All Blacks, and she's going to be the Wallabies. I guess we shouldn't even try them. We know who's going to win. No, what we're going to do, New Zealand mumma die, we're going to come back, we're going to get my mum on,

Aussie mumma die, and then we're going to battle it out and we've got a way to see who is going to come out victorious in mumma die versus mumma die. Yeah, it's a classic Mama Die off. Bree and Clint. Here we go, Clint. I never thought we would be on this show where my mum, Mama Die, had to fight for her position.

But we got a lead from someone down in Palmerston North saying that the original Mama Die kicking around with personalised plates could be the original Kiwi Mama Die. We've got a double Dye situation. So please welcome to the show Mama Dyes. Hello, Mama Dyes. Hi, Mama Dye, New Zealand. How are you going?

We've got a lovely, unique club, I reckon. I reckon. It's original. Hey, enough niceties, okay? You two are here to fight, all right? There can only be one of you that can have this title, and that's why we're going to run... Mama Die versus, well, Mama Die.

That's it. There can be only one. And seeing as you've both agreed to participate in this battle, after this, one of you will be renamed forevermore. Are you aware of that going into the battle? All right, let's do this, Mama Di. The battle consists of three challenges in question format. The first challenge, for the purposes of this game, Mama Di

from Palmerston North, you'll be Kiwi Mama Di, and Mama Di from Australia, you'll be Australian Mama Di. Okay. First question. The real Mama-a-die will have mastered her catchphrase by now, which sounds like this. Oh, Brianna. Only one of you will be able to

do that accurately. Let's go with Kiwi mum-a-die first. Oh, Brianna. Brianna. I mean, I don't know if she said the word right, but it's pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good.

She had the tone. She had the pitch. Yeah. She had the passion. Australian Mama Di, would you like to have a go at that? Oh, Brianna. I mean, it was a nice try. Oh, she's come out fighting.

I'm going to have to come out and give round one to Kiwi Mama Dai. Oh, please. No, that's not the catchphrase at all. All right. Judge's decision's a final. Second challenge. A question that only the real Mama Dai would know the answer to because they were there in the room when it happened.

What is Bree's birth weight? We'll start with Kiwi Mama Di. What was Bree's birth weight? Oh, this is a guess. Six pounds, three ounces. Six pounds, three ounces. I'm going to say that's a pretty good guess. Mum, otherwise known as Aussie Mamaadai, would you like to challenge?

What are you locking in? I definitely will challenge, and it's seven pound five. Oh, unfortunately, Kiwi Mumadai is closer. Brianna, you were seven pound five. No, I wasn't. I was definitely thinner than that mum. Stop fat shaming baby Bree. All right.

Final challenge. The final challenge, and this is for the win, and who will come out victorious as the ultimate and original mumma die? Guys, are you ready? Yes. The question is, who came first? And to answer this question, you will need to submit your age. Ooh.

Is anyone? I'm not embarrassed. Yes. All right. Yes, Kiwi Mama Dai. Kiwi Mama Dai. You shall go first. Yeah.

And Aussie Mama Dai, you shall go second. So Kiwi Mama Dai, when you're ready, submit your age. 65. 65. 65. 65. It's on the scoreboard. We go now to Australia, where Australian Mama Di, if she's willing,

will submit her age. And she needs to be older than Kiwi Mama Di to take the title to be the original and first Mama Die. I'm not willing to submit my age.

That's because you already know you lost. Oh, Brianna. In that case, Australian Mama Die, it's been nice talking to you all these years. We're going to save a lot of money on toll calls, but have a good life, I guess.

Yeah, see you. See you. Aussie Mama Di. You got rid of me fast, didn't you? Hey, New Zealand Mama Di, I like trifle at Christmas time. See you then. All right, great, man. Bree and Clint.

It's my birthday. It's 16th. Fiona, good afternoon. Hi, Fi. Hey, how you doing? Good, how are you, mate? I'm really good, thanks. That's good.

Let's do your birthday, banger. What's your birthday? 14th of August, 1977. All right, you. What's your birthday? 14th of August, 1977. All right. You were 16 in 1993 on the 14th of August. And Fiona, this is your birthday banger. Here we go. Oh, wrong bit.

You know the part I was talking about. Does this bring back... That's a goodie, right? Got some good 16-year-old memories for you, Fiona? Absolutely. Culture Beat. I want you. And Mr. Vane.

That's a shame. Let's do... Taryn. Hi, Taryn. Hi, Taryn. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate.

How are you? Not bad. Let's do a birthday banger for your drive home. What's your birthday? 29th of April, 1986. Right, you were 16 in 2002 on the 29th of April. And in 2002, this hit the top of the charts. Oh, throwback.

The calling. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember the song, Taryn? I do remember that song. Is it good memories? Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, Yeah. Do you remember the song, Taryn? I do remember that song. Is it good memories? Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, I thought so too.

I loved it. It's a good holiday song. Good holiday, yeah, right. Was it a bit of like, I mean, it was that era, right? It was that era, yeah. Everyone was doing songs that sounded like that. The Fray. Yes, The Fray was so good.

Nickelback were in there with that stuff as well. Ronan Keating. Puddle of Mud, what? Yeah, sure,ay was so good. Nickelback were in there with that stuff as well. Ronan Keating. Puddle of mud. What? Yeah, sure, Ronan Keating. Erin's last. Hey, Erin. Hi, Erin.

Hi. How are you doing? Good, thanks. That's good. What's your birthday, Erin? 25th of November, 1984. All right, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 25th of November. And this is your birthday banger.

Because I'm just a teenage dude, baby. on the 25th of November. And this is your birthday banger. Huge. That's a massive birthday banger, Erin. Do you love it? It's a good song. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, right? Wheatus.

Wheatus. Teenage dirtbag. Wheatus. Teenage dirtbag. Teenage dirtbag. Wheatus. Wheatus. That's my voteuitus. Teenage Dirtbag. Teenage Dirtbag. Huitus. Huitus. That's my vote this afternoon. I'm voting for Huitus and Teenage Dirtbag.

What would you vote, Erin? Totally mine. Yeah. Sorry, can you say the name of the artist for us? Huitus. Huitus. Teenage Dirtbag. I do like that song from The Calling.

Yeah, it's another good option too. It's just something you wouldn't hear on Friday Jams. Yeah, you can take it to split vote if you want. Yeah, I'm going wherever you go, The Calling. You're going to go for The Calling, okay. I've gone Huitas, you've gone The Calling. We go to our split vote with producer Ben. Ben, tell us the winner of Birthday Bangin' this afternoon.

Oh, his mic's not working. Oh, no. Sorry, the fader wasn't even up, guys. Sorry. I'm going to go teenage dirtbag. All right, mate. From who? Beat us.

Very good option. You've done it, Erin. Well done. Thank you. Have a good day, Erin. You too. There's your birthday banger. Brian Clint, see you later. Thank you. Have a good day, Aaron. You too. Here's your birthday bag. A brilliant clothe.

See you. See you. In kids and tube socks But she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby I'm less than two-eyed, I'm made of They each do that, baby One message to all your mate And maybe we'll be Ooh

Ooh I hope the boyfriend's a dick And he brings the School and he'd simply kick My ass if he knew The truth he lives on my block And he drives a night rock But he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby Listen to Iron Maiden, and maybe with me I am too damn No, she doesn't know what she's missing I am too dead No, she doesn't know what she's missing Man, I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely Lo and behold

She's walking over to me This must be fake. My lip starts to shake. How does she know who I am? And why does she give a damn about? I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby. Come with me Friday, don't say maybe I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

Oh yeah, dude, no, she doesn't know what she's missing Oh yeah, dude, no, she doesn't know what she's missing Missing you Missing you It felt like we took a time machine in the studio and we started discussing all these bands from the early 2000s. Yeah, rock, baby. Put a chain from my wallet to my belt and give me some Osiris skate shoes because I'm here to rock, baby. Bring back Taxi Ride, Isaac. Bring back Crazy Town.

Bring back Creed. Oh, too far. Oh, bring back Crazy Town. Bring back Creed. Oh, too far. Yeah, no, I took it too far. This is the song that beat out from The Calling. Another one hit wonder. I feel like this was the choice. He sounds like Creed too. Yeah.

He'll fall upon a soul. That was a real popular. He'll hold this. Yeah, singing style. Like a constipated singing style, eh? Like a constipated singing voice, you know? Sing from your balls, yeah. Freed the calling.

And then in a rom-com, the girl gets in the car and she drives all the way home to the country town that she left to find herself again. Because her boyfriend from the city broke up with her and she feels like she lost herself. And then when she gets there, she realises her boyfriend from high school still lives across the road from her parents' house. You've seen that movie with Zac Efron?

She ends up at the local dive bar and realises this is where all her dreams begin. And is she really too big for this town? Or did she just lose herself along the way? Or did she just need to go to a big town to realise that she belonged in a small one all along? And bring me back to you If I go where I would

I'll go wherever you will go I definitely would follow Zac Efron anywhere. Brian Clint. Yes, you've got two new COVID cases in New Zealand today. Yeah, I know. It's unfortunate. Very unfortunate. We hope those people are okay.

But, I mean, just gutting to break your streak, eh? You know when you get a hot streak running and you're like... Yeah. And anyway... Hopefully we can get it under control and it's not going to be that big of a blip. Yeah, that's important. But I do have some breaking plant news

that I need to cover off as well. So if you don't mind. Is this about pot? Yeah, pot plants. Because I don't really know much about the COVID one. But I've done all my research on this hot pot plant story. Oh, right. So do you mind if I do this one?

What are people buying pot? Plants. Oh, right. Hot pot plant news. It pot is in hot demand. No, stop trying to make it into a dope joke. No, because I've seen that in Parliament at the moment, they have been discussing whether or not legalising pot. Pot plants.

So probably swarbrick. Pot plants. You've got a lot of pot in your house. I'm going to push ahead. A Hoya house plant has broken Trade Me's price record on Monday night. Just one pot plant by selling for $6,500. Yeah, it makes sense because they can resell that and, you know, make a lot of money, street value.

No, shut up. Does it come with its own air filtration system? Okay, I'm just going to, like I said, I'm just going to push ahead. It is a Hoya... Pot. Hoya, I don't even know how to say the name of the plant. Oh, here, hold on, let me look at it. Marijuana. We're looking

at, no, we're looking at it now. It looks like spiralised cucumber is how I would describe it. It's definitely a unique looking plant. I'd say buds. But would you pay $6,500 for that plant there? I don't think so.

I mean, depends. Depends on what? I mean, what does it do? Nothing as far as I can tell. It's just an interesting looking trendy house plant for $6,500. You're telling me that if i pay six and a half thousand dollars for that pot plant yeah i can't smoke it no you're welcome to smoke it but i don't know that it will do anything for you but why does it cost so much

i don't understand plant news is cancelled don't understand. Plant news is cancelled. Don't worry about it. Have you ever found anything like notes or anything left by people? Yeah, I found a framed picture of a World War I veteran in the roof of a flat we lived in in Christchurch. You shut up. Did you actually? Yeah, it was amazing. How have you never told me about this? Because it doesn't have a happy ending.

We had a party and someone accidentally broke it. Oh. And so then the guilt comes on and you go, oh, my God. But then at the same time, someone's left it up there since World War I, so they haven't been looking for it. I can't believe that it was just up there. Yeah. And it was.

Was there a note or anything in it? Nah. No, it was just a picture. But if they had made it to a museum and not into a shitty Christchurch student flat that was inhabited by me and my mate, it might have been able to be retraced back. And given back to someone. Given back to someone or hung in the museum or something like that. No, it was trampled on at a student party.

I don't know that it got trampled, but the person who broke it said, look, I'll take care of this. And then we never saw it again. Well, I mean, interesting that you've actually found something like that. What do you got? Is it as impressive as that? It's pretty, well, no. It's kind of cool, actually. I found this story kind of interesting.

It was this couple who had moved into this house and they decided that they were going to re-wallpaper some of the walls in this room. Oh, yeah. And they started ripping down this wallpaper, and they came across a note that had been written on the wall underneath the wallpaper. I love this stuff because you can do it. If you're renovating a house, like I've seen people put like cans, like empty cans, but beer cans in the wall.

Oh, yeah, I've seen that too. So that when someone else renovates, because it's usually like 50 years before someone will take the linings off the wall again, there's a little bit of history in there. Yeah, kind of cool. This isn't that long ago, but there was a date on this note, and it said December 21st, 1997. So it's a little while ago.

Yeah, over 20 years ago. Over 20 years ago. And someone had written on the wall, they said this. If you ever need to re-wallpaper this room again, it will take eight rolls of wallpaper. I bought six rolls at $30 per roll and I didn't have enough. It really pissed me off when I had to go back to the store. Anyway, that was it. Later's John.

That is so helpful. How nice is that? Yeah, that is really, you know, they've put some thought in there, a little bit of humour as well. Humour, John. That is so helpful. How nice is that? Yeah, that is really, you know, they've put some thought in there, a little bit of humour as well. Humour, John. My dad once took the Speedo out of a car that he was selling. Yeah. Definitely not to wind the clock back on it at all.

Oh, nah. Your dad wouldn't do that. And on the back of the dashboard, someone had written, oh, shit, not again. Bree and Clint. on the back of the dashboard someone had written, oh shit, not again. Quite alarming statistics saying that our generation compared to older generations are doing it less because of your Netflix subscription. God damn you, Netflix.

I love you and I hate you. Which, I mean, some would argue that our generation has a lot more opportunity for indoor gardening. Yeah, that's our favorite code word on this show, indoor gardening. Because there's Tinder, there's a lot more ample opportunity to meet people and kind of have that casualness. There's also less prejudice. You can be single and ready to mingle to a certain degree.

Some people will still give you a hard time. But also there's a lot more acceptance of different sexualities. So you would have thought we're a more woke generation when it comes to that stuff. And we would be out there taking full advantage. Yeah, which it says even if you're married, you're dating someone, you're single, they're saying that your Netflix subscription is getting in the way because there's just too much good stuff to watch. You're choosing Queer Eye over that.

Over, for some, a bit of a Queer Eye. Yeah, right. You're choosing RuPaul's Drag Race over... God, I love that show. Blueball's Rag... No, don't. No, no, no, no. Okay, I don't have any good puns. I don't think it's all Netflix's fault. Why? I think we have too many distractions. Rag No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No

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a boy who's also a wizard? How bad is it getting in your household when you can't even compete with paper? Shut up. You're the one who needs to be worried. You've just installed a getting in your household when you can't even- Shut up. With paper? Shut up. You're the one who needs to be worried. You've just installed a TV in your bedroom. So now you've got two phones, two laptops, and a TV in the bedroom.

Plenty of places to watch some porn. You better hope your girlfriend never learns how to read. Damn those books. Dead Ends Free in Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy.