ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 17th 2019

Episode Date: June 17, 2019

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Good everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. We today found out that, well not today, we found out on the weekend that Brie's going to Celebrity Treasure Island, which could be perfect timing while you're on that island filming that TV show. I might end up having my baby. Yeah, could you have your baby so then we can have the same time off? We're trying to sync these things up where I take a bit of baby leave while you're on an island. And you know, if this baby could just come at a convenient time for the company, that'd be helpful, right? Babies are so selfish.

I went to our second of three antenatal classes on the weekend where they teach you how to baby, which is good. They did talk to us about a thing, though, called perennial massage. Ooh. If you've had a kid You'll know what that is But basically This is quite graphic by the way Perennial massage is

Where you massage The bit I'm uncomfortable I am uncomfortable Well you're the one who would be receiving the massage If you were having a baby You massage the bit of skin between the um vajayjay okay oh that's enough and the butt and the bum too far what's a female

gooch female gooch female gooch you'd rather me say female gooch than perineum perineum sounds like some weird female piece down there that you have. That is a weird female piece. It's the space between your vajayjay and your bum bum. Yeah, but that's the piece. No, I'm talking about a piece inside the piece. Oh, okay. No, it's external. Do you think you could name all the different bits if I gave you a diagram?

Hundy P, no. Definitely not. Producers, can we mark that down, please? Party zone. I think, no, it's down please party zone I think no it's not a party zone it is where your baby and life is going to come out of

very soon look who got serious all of a sudden in four weeks you went up with a conversation when I wanted to talk to you about perennial massage and you need to know and now all of a sudden you're like

Clint respect my vagina that it is not a bloody party zone respect my flower you respect it I just wanted to tell you one thing as we were leaving the antenatal class Respect my vagina. That it is not a bloody party zone. Respect my flower. You respect it. I just wanted to tell you one thing. As we were leaving the antenatal class, because they're telling us all about this,

and they're saying that a lot of women can't reach that area late in pregnancy because they've got a big belly, and the husband might have to do it for the wife, or the partner might have to do it for the partner. And as we were leaving the car. Have you ever done that before? I turned to Lucy, my wife, and I said, so will you be needing me too? And she goes, you are not touching that. I knew you were going to get obsessed with that bit.

I knew that's all you were listening to. No, no, stop talking about it. You're not going anywhere near it. And I said, fair enough. But just so you know, I'm available. And then did you talk about the perennium thing afterwards um look there's lots to learn oh god lots and lots to you have got a very exciting slash terrifying couple of weeks coming up 100 and i'm. And I'm ready and I'm terrified. But I mean, this is the circle of life.

That's it. And in the circle of life, there's ups and there's downs and there's a round and rounds. That's all I got. Okay, cool. It's like, oh, she's going to say something. I was going to say something nice and then I backed out of it. No, don't ever say anything nice, mate. Nothing in it for you.

Don't have feelings. Here's today's podcast. G'day, everybody. How you doing? Bree and Clint. Monday afternoon. Happy Monday, guys. Can you hear it in Bree's voice?

What? A bit tired. A little bit. A bit tired today. A little bit. Got up a bit early. Had to get up early, go around and do her interviews for Celebrity Treasure Island. What?

You kept that one a secret, didn't you? Well, you know, it's been under wraps for a couple of months. Yeah. Pretty exciting. I actually head off to Fiji next week. Mmm, bula. Bula, bula. I've never been to Fiji.

You've never been to Fiji? No, that's half the reason I signed up for Celebrity Treasure Island. I'm not going on it as a celebrity because obviously I'm not a celebrity. I'm one of the hosts. You are, yeah, exactly. Does that mean you have to live in a shack as well? Like, do you have to build your own accommodation or you're in a luxury resort, aren't you?

I don't think we're in a luxury resort, but we're in a hotel. You're going to be sitting poolside sipping cocktails. They'll be like, Brie, it's time to shoot a scene. You'll be like, I need an hour and a half's notice. Because I'm drunk. And I need a fresh spray tan before I head out there. No, that's so cool, that news that came out. You and the Chiz from Survivor, Matt Chizm.

Matty Chizm. Yeah, I can't wait to do some stuff with him. He's a really top guy. We're going to get Brie ready for Treasure Island with our Treasure Island training camp today. But also, your chance to win your way to Mardi Gras. We've got tickets to either Oakuni or Queenstown Mardi Gras up for grabs every single hour.

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Saturday night Spree and Clint ZM Saturday night Spree and and Clint, ZM. Saturday night. Spree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Welcome to Studio Ross Boss. Hi, guys. How are you?

Big weekend. Yeah, yeah, just, no. Are you going through puberty? Is that what's happening? No, I don't know what's happening to my voice just right now. Ross has such a wonderful radio voice too. I was quite surprised that came out of your voice just then. You do some voicing and stuff for like sporting channels, don't you?

Yeah, radio sport. It's me. Oh, listen to you. Also, in the past, I don't know if you still are, in the past he has been the voice of Ice Road Truckers. Have you? Those were good days. I can't remember.

It was the early 2000s, a long time ago. Those were good days. You don't remember any lines, just one line. No, there's something about some dudes driving off ice, but they never actually fell in. If you're doing an Ice Road Truckers marathon and you're wondering who the voice is on the early seasons, it's Ross Boss.

It's Ross. If you're watching it anywhere, let me know, because I want my money. You're only meant to get, like, wasn't it one year or something? I want my money. You need your residuals. That's what it's called, residuals. As you can tell, I don't do much voicing anymore.

Speaking of screen time and Ross Boss, you went to see a new movie on the weekend, didn't you? I did. Now, this is hard for us because it was quite an emotional journey. I mean, it was a real tearjerker. It's a real bring your tissues type film. We've all been there when we go and watch a film.

Most of the time, it might remind you of something that's going on in your life. Yeah, or like Amalie and me. Or like, you know, something really sad that's happened. Maybe, you know, someone unfortunately gets sick or whatever in the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ross Boss, tell us the emotional movie you cried in on the weekend. Toy Story 4.

And I just, let's be clear, I didn't sob. Oh yeah, that's kidding me. Does that get you? It was a real nice moment. Yeah. I got a kid now. I got a three year old, I can see through his eyes. I just went,

looked at the sky a little bit, forced them back in. Thought everyone else would be crying around me. Clint, your wife was with me. Yeah. She didn't cry. She didn't cry, no. Was your little son crying? Because he'd lost a toy down the side of the chair, yeah.

But nah. Without spoiling it, there must be a moment in Toy Story then that's a bit of a... Without spoiling it, does Woody die? Does he die? He's a toy. Nah, there's just a couple of real wholesome moments. Like there was in Toy Story 3. Did you guys see that like nine years ago? Nah, I haven't

seen Toy Story 3. So things are about to change in your world. I was partying. You're about to watch these movies 300,000 times. Yeah. You were partying? I was partying. Yeah, so was I. Maybe that's why I was so sad and vulnerable. You watched it after a big weekend. Again,

you were watching it on Sunday after our, oh no, we didn't do anything on Friday. That's one of my favourite things about Ross Boss.

He's these, like, you're six what? Six eight? Massive, burly, moustache dude. And he's so sensitive.

So sensitive. Have you guys seen Extreme Home Makeover? Yes, when they move the bus. Who's that bus? Every single time. I'll look you teary up now.

You won't be alone. And that's why this afternoon we want to put a list together of kids' movies that have made you cry. Like, yeah, all of them? How did you react? How did you react in Up? Oh, within 20 minutes. It's gone.

How do you think you're going to cope with the new release of The Lion King? I know that as soon as it goes, nah, I'm done. Oh, at that point,

I thought we'd Mufasa, the Mufasa bit, but no, you're going to go during the opening credits. Tactically, I'm going to cry

everything at the start so that once Mufasa, spoiler alert, dies, yeah, it's gone. I cry when they leave Scar out of things.

I just feel bad for him. Is that where he just wants to be a part of it? I just feel bad for him. Is that where this is coming from? He just wants to be a part of it. He's a bad guy. No, but he's only bad because he doesn't get included in things. Right, okay. Everybody's got their triggers. So this is what we want to know.

Okay, I just wanted to know the name of the kids movie that makes you cry, but this could be even better. What's the part of that movie that really gets you? What's the part that gets you? What's the scene in a kids movie that as a grown adult, it still gets some waterworks going for you every single time? Oh, the extraterrestrial. He just wanted

to go home. 0800 dial ZM or text 9696. We're talking about kids movies. What's a kids movie that makes you cry? Ross Boss went to a special preview of the new Toy Story movie, Toy Story 4. And what did you think of the film, Ross? It's fantastic.

Yeah, my wife who works at Disney takes me to say, great film, in cinemas July 27th. Oh, she wants you to get that plug in there? Hold on, isn't it out June 27th, Stacey? Yeah, she's stuffed in her. Oh no, she's talking about Lion King in there? Hold on. Isn't it out June 27th, Stacey? Yeah, she stuffed that up. Stacey. Oh, no, she told me about Lion King. I don't know.

It's out soon, okay? Also, unrelated news, I'm getting divorced tonight. So you cry at Toy Story 4, which we've had multiple people tell us about. Yeah. Yeah. And you can't tell us what scene because that's a spoiler alert. So we're asking you this afternoon, on our $800 a day, what kids movie made you cry?

A lot of people on the text machine, which I actually wrote this one down before the break, is that relatively new film, Inside Out, where there's all the emotions and they live in the brain and it follows the story of that. Yeah. And there's this one character called Bing Bong that fades away. It's not just Bing Bong, it's the childhood fades away. Oh. It's not just bing bong,

it's the childhood fading away. It's just, you know, and it's just that memory and the childhood memory fading away. Put Inside Out on the list. Ruben's here. Hey, Ruben. Hey. Much like Ross Boss, what kids movie made you cry? Toy Story 3.

Which part? It was that part when they're all in the furnace and they're about to go into that fire and they all grab hands and they've got that look of despair on their face. Man, the feels there. Ross has got goosebumps. I've got goosebumps.

You just tell him about it, Reuben. Hey, take some tissues to Toy Story 4, mate. You're in for another ride. I'm going to be the one pushing all the five-year-olds out of the way saying I've been waiting my whole life for this. Guys, I don't want to bring it up. Yeah. And I hope you're with me on this.

Someone on the text machine, and I feel this one hard. My Girl, when Thomas J dies and Vader tries to wake him up. Wait, My Girl is not a kids movie, is it? It is a kids movie. Is it? It is. I always thought I was watching an adults movie about kids. That one gets me. Wait, My Girl is not a kids movie, is it? It is a kids movie. Is it? It is. I always thought I was watching an adults movie about kids. That one gets me.

Hey, Carl. Hey. Kids movie. Hit you right in the feels. What was it? Brother Bear. Oh, yeah, that's sad. What part in Brother Bear is so upsetting for you?

It's the bit where the main bear tells the little bear that he figures out that he's the one that killed his mum when he was human. And then Phil Collins comes in with the drums and his sad No Way Out song and just tears you up. Yeah, gets you. Okay, that's good. That's on the list. Someone else on the text machine, a specific moment for them said,

in Finding Nemo, when Nemo and Dory are in the net and all the other fish, they have to swim down and work together. The teamwork just gets me. They do it on purpose, hey? They know what they're doing, the creators of these movies. The last one is Toby. Hey, Toby. Hey, guys.

How you doing? Yeah, good. Kids movie that got you right in the feels and made you cry. It's not actually a kids movie. It's WWE wrestling. You cry during WWE wrestling? My little girl, she's four years old.

She loves Roman Reigns. If he gets beaten up, hit with a chair, she'll cry and I've got to hold her which makes me cry. It's like, oh, no.

I think it's having that little girl, when they cry, you cry. It's like, oh, it's all right, bubba. She's all right.

She's all right. Do you think it's because she's girl, eh, just when they cry, you cry. Like, ah, it's all right, bubba. She's all right. She's all right. Toby, do you think it's because she's sad or because she's terrified? No, she's just sad. No, no, not Raymond, no. Yes, it's cool that you guys have got your thing. So well done. And thanks for calling us. Thanks, Toby.

No worries. All right. Next on the show, we'll get a spy update. You all right? You need a tissue. I was thinking about Bambi. She loses her mum. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Dean, are you back from Dubai? Are you in LA? What's happening? I'm back in LA.

I had a 16-hour flight from Dubai, and I still feel fabulous. Yeah. It looked fabulous. Your time over there, I saw Dean in an Uber over there, and it was like a blacked-out Mercedes limousine thing with brown leather seats, and he was in the back. He's like, yeah, this is my life now. They're living large in Dubai, that's for sure.

Dean, speaking of big things in the last week, the Toronto Raptors taking out the NBA. What's going on with Drake? This is actually hilarious. So Drake was formally asked by the heads of the NBA to stay away and not attend the finals in Oakland over security concerns. So if you've been following along, you know that Drake is a massive NBA fan, goes to a lot of the big games.

Well, they've asked him to stop coming because he is a security nightmare. Basically, the fans get upset with him because he's so vocal and he's upsetting the players and he's fighting with taunting players and they believe that it was going to cause a fight between fans, players, other fans, Drake security. So he's been formally asked to not attend, which I think is absolutely hilarious. Also, it's in Oakland where the Raiders are from,

and that's got where Golden State's home ground is. Drake's not on their team. He's rooting against their team. He'd probably get shot. He's staring the pod, isn't he? He's likely to be a drive-by outside the arena if Drake was doing that. So I wonder why you didn't see him there. He also had to restrict the comments.

He did a special post to congratulate his team, the Raptors, and they had to restrict the comments in the comments section. Didn't he release a song? Yeah, he's always got a song ready to go. Yeah, that's smart from Drake. He's got an NBA song. Speaking of other musicians, the Spice Girls, I've seen it all over social media, and this excites

me a lot, Dean. Where have they announced that they're touring? Well, Mel B, let's flip over the weekend. We'll see you in February in Australia, which is a big thing to let slide. As you can imagine, everyone in Australia, that also means probably New Zealand.

Like, if they're going to come down that way, they're going to do that whole area, right? Well, we all got excited. People are trying to buy tickets. Just this morning, Mel B has come out on an Aussie radio station and said, well, it's not actually confirmed. Oh, God. We're still working through it. Big thing to accidentally announce.

People are very upset about it. It's definitely happening. I'm just going to come out and say it. It has to happen now. If it's made it all the way to her mouth on stage, it's definitely happening. They just weren't ready to announce it yet. So it's really exciting for Kiwi and Australian Spice Girls fans.

That is so exciting. If they make it. I mean, I still think they're going to tear themselves apart before they get here. Mal B is a nightmare. She's caused a lot of drama, drama, drama lately, hasn't she? They should rename her Liability Spice. Thanks, Dean. Drama Spice.

Talk to you again tomorrow. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want to talk about the dad bod because obviously made famous in what, 2016? The dad bod? Define dad bod. So clarification. For me, a dad bod is someone who maybe isn't the muscliest human,

but I believe don't have to be a dad. No, no, 100%. Because there is some arguments going around now that to have a dad bod... You need to be a dad. Exactly. Does it increase the hotness of the dad bod if you are a dad? Is that what it is?

Maybe, maybe. As a soon-to-be dad, I'm all ears when it comes to the dad bod because I finally feel like there's a body type that I can achieve. Like forget your Art Greens, forget your Dwayne the Rock Johnson bodies, there's finally one that's within my reach. And maybe you're going to really come into your own after I give you these statistics because a new study has come out

and it's a new survey that's been done by a place called Planet Fitness and a lot of women have been surveyed about, you know, what they think of the dad bod. Yeah. Would they rather a dad bod over a six-pack? Mm-hmm. And it's a resounding yes. It's what?

It's a resounding yes from the ladies. The ladies would prefer a dad bod over a six pack. They like more cushion for the cushion. And 65% of the ladies said a dad bod is attractive. Wow. And a further 61% said men with a dad bod are sexy. Are they just saying that though because that's the PC thing to say? And a further 51% said the dad bod is the new six pack. Now they're just being nice.

Surely. Like I'm all about it. I'm totally all about it. Because six packs aren't achievable. Maybe it's because you know the lifestyle that comes with a boyfriend with a six pack. He's not going to be at home with you. Like it's going to get to Friday night and you're going to be like, hey babe, let's go home and watch TV and get a pizza.

And he'd be like, love to, but I've got to shred and then go home and eat broccoli. So... Is it, you know, is it actually achievable without working out 24 seven? To have a six pack? Yeah. No.

You know what is achievable? A dad bod. A dad bod, 100%. And you know what doesn't make you feel uncomfortable about your own body type as a partner, doesn't make you feel insecure when you guys are alone together? A dad bod. You know who I think is the poster boy for the dad bod?

Leonardo DiCaprio? Yep. Yeah. It's Leonardo through and through and he's sexy as hell. And tell me a woman who doesn't prefer Leonardo DiCaprio. I mean, sure, he's a fantastic actor with a very gorgeous face as well, but he's also got a dad bod. And I'll have all of him.

Every last bit of that guy. He's hot. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Let's get into some relationship rehab. They tried to make me go to rehab. I said no, no, no. All right, this is where we're going to give you a situation, a relationship situation,

and then we're all going to talk about it as a group and we're going to try and come to a resolution. Okay, sure. So the situation today for relationship rehab. I've been with my partner for three years. We moved in together a year ago and everything was going really well until a few things happened all at once. My boyfriend went away for work, I lost my job and my grandmother died.

In my grief, I did something reckless and I called my old on and off again boyfriend and invited him around for a drink. We slept together that night and again a couple of nights later. My then boyfriend got back and I came to my senses and I've now realised that it was wrong. I'm consumed by the guilt, but I don't know if I should tell him what I did or try and keep it hidden. So, the dilemma that we have for relationship rehab is,

should she be honest and tell her boyfriend that she cheated on him? Is that what we're trying to figure out today? That's pretty much, yeah, the question. Right. But she, I guess, is trying to say. Nice easy one to get us started, right? Let's just start with a nice surface problem like you haven't put the bins out or you don't know how

to work the heat pump or you cheated on your boyfriend of, did you say three years? Three years. Three, you were together for three years. With an ex. Let's chunk it down as well. Let's go through the excuses that, well, the reasons that she gave. One, she lost her job. Traumatic. Two, grandma died. Also traumatic.

Yes. Three, your boyfriend went away for work. That's not a reason. I mean, it's an excuse to cheat on him. It's a handy time to cheat on him. But enough of it's an excuse. We don't know how long he went away for. Maybe it was a decision he made where he decided to go away for three months. Yeah.

Which, did they discuss it first? Was it a joint decision? I also need to know how judgmental we're being in relationship rehab too. Like, where's the line? Where's the, like, do we have to accept her for what she's done? Or stick to the facts? Should she tell him? What's your opinion?

I mean, it's so easy to say when you're not in the situation. Just being like, oh, well, you should tell him because you've done the wrong thing. You've got to be honest. But I guess what she is saying is she's made a big mistake. She's realised the mistake. She regrets it. Is it going to hurt him more by telling him?

Exactly. But then does he have a right to know? Yeah, he has a right to know. But still these things are complicated. My gut says you've got to be honest because was it a one-time thing? Did she just cheat on him once? Nah. You've got to tell him.

You've got to tell him. What? So you're saying if it was once, then... Once might have been a horrific accident that you really regret, but twice sounds like the second you've had time to think about it. What if this has made her realise she wants to be with him forever? Then I guess you should tell him. You have to tell him.

And if it still works out. I mean, it's the most unfortunate proposal of all time. I've decided I want to marry you. And when I found out was when I cheated on you with my ex-boyfriend. Surprise! But I mean, it could build the foundation of a really strong relationship. I'd like to hear both sides of the argument this afternoon. Relationship rehab.

Should she tell her boyfriend of three years that she slept with her ex-partner? Let's put an intervention panel together, shall we? Yes. 0800 dial ZM. Call us with your opinion. I'd be really interested to hear from someone who says... On the other side. Someone who says she should not tell him, that it's in both parties' best interests.

It's easy just to say, oh, you should tell him. It's the right thing to do. But I want to hear from the other side. Someone who says she should not tell him that it's in both parties' best interests. Because it's easy just to say, oh, you should tell him it's the right thing to do. But I want to hear from the other side too. Okay, let's see what the people have to say. 0800 dial ZM. You can also text 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Welcome to our first ever relationship rehab.

They tried to make me go to rehab. I said no, no, no. Got a situation for you guys. We asked, there's a woman who was dating a guy for three years. He went away. She lost her job and then her grandmother died all at the same time. While he was away. For work, by the way. He didn't disappear.

No, he was away for work. She's ended up rendezvousing with her ex-boyfriend, not once, but twice. Full rendezvous too. She wants to know, should she tell him because she's realised her mistake, or should she just keep it hidden and go and live happily ever after? It seems pretty cut and dried to me that because she did it twice especially, she just has to come clean and leave it up to him. But we're really interested to know if there's a different opinion out there

this afternoon, yeah? There's so many on the text machine which I find really interesting. Bradley's here. Hey Bradley. Hi Brad. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. What do you think she should do? Oh no, I reckon she should tell him to be honest. Okay, and you think if he ends up forgiving her then the relationship is meant to be?

Yeah, well, if the relationship's built on trust and if he's willing to forgive something like that, then yeah, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be. If it's not, it's not. What would you do, Brad, in this situation? Would you own up to it and tell your partner? Yeah, I mean, I would because I just know like females always find out eventually. I'd rather she found out from me than someone else. Okay,

wait though, Brad. If the situation, if you could lock it in and know that she would never find out, would you still tell her? Yeah. Oh, it's a tough one. I reckon I Um, yeah. Oh, it's a tough one. I reckon I would, yeah. It would eat you up inside. You would have to. The guilt would get me. Yeah, that's the thing. Lisa's here. Hey, Lisa. Hey, how you doing? Good, thanks, Lisa. What do you think? I completely disagree. I think she should keep her mouth shut.

Yeah? I mean, someone needed to say it. Why do you think that? Why do you think she and him actually are better off if she doesn't tell him that she cheated on him? Well, look, either way, he loses. So she's the one that made the mistake and he's the one that's going to pay for it. So I've got to hear about it

and then, oh, forgive her and she gets to feel better about it because she told the truth. Yeah. Or he doesn't get to hear about it and he carries on with someone. It's like, to me, just be quiet. Are you saying she should accept her lifelong punishment

and just live with the guilt? What if they get married and she's 80 years old and she's still harbouring this secret? Is that just her punishment forever from here on out? Totally. I get what Lisa's saying. If she decides she still wants to be with him. Yeah.

It's an interesting point, Lisa. Yeah. Okay, let's keep it going. Let's get some more. Hey, Paris. Hello. What do you think, Paris? Should she tell him?

Right. So I think because she's laid out on the table that she's actually slept with somebody else, it's totally cutting borderline. I reckon you can get away with a perky kiss. Okay. But because she slept with him, that's like, why are you still with him if you can go and share that love with somebody else?

She needs to 100% tell him, otherwise just leave him. I love the definition of a perky kiss as well. You can get away with a perky kiss. Sneaky kiss? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, you can. I mean, she's gone and slept with him. That's just totally...

No, I get what you're saying, Paris. There's levels to this thing, and she's gone all the way. So you... Yeah, so what Paris is saying, what, if it was a kiss? Don't bother telling him. Steve, what do you reckon? Man's opinion, what do you think? I think she should keep her mouth shut.

You'd rather not know, Steve, if it was you? Yeah. Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him. It's interesting, because there's someone on the text machine that has texted through and they said, as someone who has done the exact same thing, I've opted not to say anything. It was four years ago and we've been together for longer.

I know I massively stuffed up, but it did make me realise how much he meant to me and we've been together. God, I would love to know if that was a man or a woman. I don't know that it matters. I just love to know if that was a man or a woman. I don't know that it matters. I'd just love to know if that was a man or a woman that text that in. And finally, Bex, does she tell him or does she keep it a secret? She should definitely tell him. And has this happened to you before, Bex? Have you been in the situation? No, I haven't but I mean, with my partner and I, we've talked about it and you

have to have an open and honest relationship. If you can't communicate, you're not having a good relationship. It's not healthy. Wow, you guys have actually talked about what would happen if one of you cheated. You guys do have a healthy relationship. Yeah, God. Communication is our key point in our relationship, definitely. We talk about everything.

And we say, you know, if one of us messes up, you've got to fess it up. And you've got to work on it together. Even rashes in awkward places. Okay, there you go. The first relationship rehab. Overwhelmingly, you would say the response is? I thought I found it really interesting to hear the other side. Yeah.

But I think she should tell him. There you go. Good luck. Hey, good luck. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Some exciting news for you over. Hey, good luck. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Some exciting news for you over the weekend, Brie. It's been announced your TV career is taking off.

Yeah, mate. I signed up because they offered me a free trip to Fiji. Tell everybody what your new job is. I am one of the new hosts of Celebrity Treasure Island. It's back, baby. That is so exciting. Well done. Thanks, guys. It's back, baby. That is so exciting. Well done. Thanks, guys.

She leaves for Fiji this Sunday, is it? Is it this Sunday? Yeah, I'm leaving this weekend. I'm out of here. You've never been to Fiji? Never been. It's a lot hotter than it is here in New Zealand. Yeah, I literally said a couple of songs ago,

I go, is it hot in here? You've turned the heater in here right up in the studio. The air con is sitting on 30. I've got 100 jumpers on now. Just put some jerseys on you because it's time for training. Time for training. Breeze Treasure Island Training Camp, day one. Sounds like mothballs.

By the time you hit this island, you'll be so ready. You're going to be so ready. What does 100 jumpers have to do with it? Well, because you've got to climatise, right? You're used to working in, it's winter here, you're used to working in nice conditions, very mellow in Auckland, doesn't get too hot, doesn't get too cold.

When you get to Fiji, you're going to sweat your balls off. So today we're going to get you ready for that. Can you just count how many jerseys you've got on at the moment? We've sent the Black Thunders down to Save Mart to pick up some second-hand jerseys. One, two, three, four. I've got four jerseys on. I think you're probably one short.

So if you just want to pop. This one's a big woolly turtleneck though. It's nice actually. It's a nice one. Can I just say this other one I've got, do I look like the Michelin Man? You look like you ate Brie. So you pop that on and I'm just going to...

We've got one of these cheap Kmart heaters here too, so I'm just going to crank that baby up. My God, I'm a sweaty human at the best of times. Oh, my God. That is horrific. Oh, and also we've got to put your tropical lei on you as well. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I feel real tropical.

Now, when you get there, obviously there's going to be a bit of a script involved and you need to learn to work in these conditions. You're hot, you're bothered, you're sweaty, and then they yell action and they hand you your television script and you've just got to move into TV mode straight away. Bree to read. Okay. Hi, Bree here and welcome to Celebrity Treasure Island. Please excuse my sweat moustache. It's rather hot in Fiji where we are filming these celebs.

Also, please excuse my sweaty brows, sweaty pits and sweaty bits. It's very, very hot on Treasure Island. For our celebrity contestants' first challenge, they will be each given a small towel and it will be their job to wipe me down. See, now I can get on board with this. Yeah, you're going good. You're going really good. Especially all the hot celebs that are going in.

If even a hint of moisture is detected, you will be eliminated from the island, Celebrity Treasure Island, where I, Bree, am the host. Matt Chisholm from Survivor is also here, but he's a bit grossed out by my sweaty, sweaty pits, so we're filming our scene separately. I think that's smart for Matt, to be honest. Now, three, two, one. Dry me down.

There you go. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. I'm going to just do random dance moves, and that'll be my signal to you guys that I'll be thinking of you whilst on the island. Oh, that's nice. You'll be taking a bit of us with you over there.

Okay, that's day one of Bree's Treasure Island training camp complete. Just day one. We're just starting out easy, okay? What, there's more of this? There's five days. See, look at, see my lip? Yeah. I've actually starting out easy, okay? What? There's more of this? It's five days. See my lip? Yeah. I've actually got a soola.

Soola? Sweaty upper lip alert. There you go. BG, here I come. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Feels like Fiji in here. I was going to say, it feels tropical in the studio at the moment.

Of course, we're getting Brie ready for Celebrity Treasure Island. She's the celebrity on the island. No, I'm not. I'm the definite not celebrity. It's just her. Matt Chisholm just visits the island once a day and goes, how are you going over here? And she's like, I need more food.

And he goes, all right, we'll be back tomorrow with more food. It's just me digging random holes, but I'm not digging for treasure. I'm just digging for my toilet hole. What, toilet? Wow. Okay, you suggested that, not me. I want to talk about a website I came across, which I feel this will be very beneficial to you and to me.

Not Producer Ben because he doesn't have a heart. But everyone who has a love for dogs and other animals as well, the website is called doesthedogdie.com. And it's a website that actually is crowdsourced, so people obviously can have their say and they write down about all the emotional spoilers to do with dogs in movies tv shows books pretty much anything if you hate watching an animal mainly dogs go through tragedy then this website is like your handbook it's a mitigating factor for a lot of people as to whether they'll actually watch the film right

yeah if it involves a dog passing away it's not for them so it's a mitigating factor for a lot of people as to whether they'll actually watch the film, right? Yeah. If it involves a dog passing away, it's not for them. So it's a helpful tool, this website. I personally have written down a few movies where dogs unfortunately pass away. Right, okay. So you're going to share this as like a public... Yeah. Like a PSA.

I want to run a few by you and I want to get your emotions. You probably haven't seen the movies knowing you, actually. Try me. Try me. Oh, let's talk about the movie Hooch. Oh, no, the movie Turner and Hooch. And Hooch dies. No, I haven't seen it.

Have you seen it, though? Yeah. Oh, right. It's an old movie, so that's fine. Turner and Hooch. Spoiler alert, the dog dies. Obviously, there's the classic one that everyone thinks about. Marley and Me.

Spoiler alert, Marley dies. After a long, long life with a family, producer Ben actually told us that the first time he ever watched Marley and Me was after his Labrador had just passed away. Why would you watch that movie? I don't know. I was just like, oh, yeah, this is cool, whatever. It just was out at the time and I was like, what am I doing? You're like, ah, nice, happy Owen Wilson film to cheer me up.

This will be funny. Nope. be funny. Nope. Not funny. Have you seen the movie I'm Legend? The Will Smith one? Oh. No, I haven't seen it. Why am I doing this with you?

No, it's good. You're telling me movies I shouldn't watch. It's good. If you love dogs, oh, there's this one scene where the dog, it's his only friend left in the world, gets bitten by a damn zombie, dies. This is kind of a depressing break, isn't it? It really is. I'm waiting for a happy ending.

Like, is there a bit at the end that goes by the way here are the top 5 movies where the dog doesn't die what about the great movie Hunt for the Will Dipper oh no dog dies in that cool man cool website thanks for sharing it with us

what was it again doesthedogdie.com. More heavy news on the Bree and Clint show, Nick. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Right now, let's give away some free fuel with trash or treasure. Trash or treasure. Pretty simple game, antiques roadshow based.

We'll play you the information you need to know about the item and then you have to tell us whether it's worth under five grand trash or over five grand treasure. Do you understand the rules, Kimberley? I sure do. What we need from you is two correct answers out of three

and if we don't get that, then Carmen gets your fuel for doing absolutely nothing. Nope. Yes, Kim. Here we go. Here's your first item for trash absolutely nothing. Nope. Nope, Hayden. No. Yes, Ken. Here we go. Here's your first item for Trash or Treasure. Listen carefully. So if you didn't pick that up, Kim, it is a statue of a rooster.

Rooster is the polite way of saying it. A big, metal, colourful... What did she call it? A cast iron rooster. Trash or treasure? I'm going to go treasure. Treasure, okay. Treasure over five grand. Let'm going to go treasure. Treasure, okay. Treasure over five grand.

Let's go to the audio. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's okay. It's only the first one. Here's your second item. Love this book. Did you have this when you were a kid? Yeah, love this book.

An autographed copy from, what was it, the 60s? Yeah, where the wild things are. What do you think, Kim? Trash. Trash., Kim? Uh, trash. Trash. Locking in trash. Yay! Nailed that one. Well done, yeah. That's a bit sad if you've got that book though, but 20, 30 pounds. Okay, this is do or die,

Kimberly. You need to get this one correct to take the fuel away. Here is your third item. As you know, it's a Rolex. It's a GMT Master model. It is the first model GMT Master that Rolex ever made. It's incredible that you've saved everything. According to the papers of the watch, you purchased it

in April of 1960. Oh, wow. So it's a Rolex from 1960 that has the original box, the original packaging, the original packaging, the original paperwork, and the original receipt. Is that trash or treasure? It's got to be treasure, surely.

It's got to be, surely. It's got to be. Let's go to the audio. Because you saved the box and all the paperwork for it easily today, it's $65,000 to $75,000 in the market. Whoa! Congratulations, you've won market. Whoa! Congratulations. You've won yourself some free mobile fuel.

Woo-hoo! You know, they say a Rolex is the male equivalent of an engagement ring. Really? Yeah, if you want to propose to a man, buy him a Rolex. That's what they're saying. What about a Casio? What about a baby G?

Yeah, a baby G. I'm more of a G-Shock man myself, if anyone's looking to propose to me. I'll have a diamond ring. You can get a G-Shock. Yeah, Baby G. I'm more of a G-Shock man myself, if anyone's looking to propose to me. I'll have a diamond ring. You can get a G-Shock. Brie and Clint, wait there, Kimberly. We've got some fuel for you. Thanks to Mobil.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey, e-scooters are the, well, they're the big thing of this year, aren't they? They're changing public transport. They call it microport, I think. And, I mean, it's all, you know, about using battery power and trying to, you know, what is it? The carbon footprint, making it smaller. I'm just letting you go.

Can you help me? No. Can you help me? You're doing a good job. Go on. Explain the ethos around electric transport. It's all about minimising our carbon footprint on the earth. There she is, ladies and gentlemen.

She's right there. There you go. Said something smart. Big news for Wellingtonians. On Tuesday, tomorrow, you guys are getting two new sorts of e-scooter. You're getting a Jump and a Flamingo. So that's what they're called, Jumps and Flamingos. Here in Auckland, we've got the Waves and the Limes.

And I think there's Flamingos here now too. So Flamingo is a Kiwi company. If you would like to support New Zealand Made with your e-scooter, you would opt for Flamingo. Yes. Or if you want to go for the one made by Uber, that's Jump. That's Jump. Yeah.

Where are Wave from? Wave are from, I don't know. Can I just share with you a joke that my guy mate, Big Gay Al, had the other day? Yeah. So we're walking down Ponsonby Road here in Auckland and there was like six Wave e-scooters. Yeah.

And they've all got Wave on the side of them and they'd all been tipped over. Yeah. And Alan goes, hey, look. Tidal Wave. It's a tsunami. Oh, it's a tsunami, yeah. Very good. Just for a bit of Oh, it's a tsunami, yeah. Very good.

Just for a bit of fun, I've got a list of, and I didn't realise it was this rampant, all the different types of e-scooter that are just in the capital. These are just in Wellington. Okay. So I'm going to give you the name of them, and it's your job to try and guess whether it's actually an e-scooter or whether I've made up the name, okay?

All right. This is e-scooter bingo. Feel free to play along in the car or on your e-scooter or whether I've made up the name, okay? All right. This is e-scooter bingo. Feel free to play along in the car or on your e-scooter. We'll start out easy with Lime. Is Lime an e-scooter? Yes, it is. Just to get you in the mode of the game. Bird, is Bird an e-scooter?

Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is, cool. What about a dingo? Is a dingo an e-scooter? Let me give you, I've come up with positioning statements for these scooters as well. Okay.

Like if they were marketing them. So, dingoes. It's truth. A dingo's got me transport sorted. Oh. Dingo's got me transport sorted.

Is dingo an e-scooter? No. No. It's not. I made it up. What about nips? Is nips an e-scooter? Nah.

As in, I'm just going to nip down the road on my nips. If it is, it's a terrible name. No. Kind of racist. I've got... I meant nips like on your chest.

Like I've got stiff nips from riding my nips. But no, it's not. I'm so glad it isn't. What about gyps? $10 for a taxi. What a gyp. I'm just going to grab myself a gyp. Is gyp a type of e-scooter? Also a horrific name? No. No, it's not. What a jip. I'm just going to grab myself a jip. Is jip a type of e-scooter?

Also a horrific name? No. No. I made that up. What about blips? Arrive so fast, you'll barely be a blip on anyone's radar,

especially the cops. There's a trend and I'm going to say it's not. Incorrect, Bree, because blips is an e-scooter you can catch in Wellington. Is it? What about scoots?

Scoots. We've literally named them after what they are. Scoots. Is scoots a type of e-scooter you can catch in Wellington? Is it? What about scoots? Scoots. We've literally named them after what they are. Scoots. Is scoots a type of e-scooter you can catch in Wellington? Yep. Yes, it is. Oh, num. What about bolts?

Bolts. Perfect for the day after an inner city one night stand and you just want to bolt. Is bolt... I do like that marketing. It appeals to me. Is that an e-scooter you can catch in Wellington? It is. Well done.

God, I'm good at this game. Again, it's not necessarily their positioning statement, but if the Bolt company would like to use it, I will sell it to you at a very affordable... No, don't feel free. You've got to pay me for it. Are you serious? That's right.

You're a dad soon. Give away my positioning statement. All the money you can get. There you go. There's also... I've run out of time, but there's also skips and goats. You're a dad soon. Give away my positioning statements. All the money you can get. There you go. Oh, there's also, I've run out of time, but there's also skips and goats. You can catch your goats in Wellington.

So good luck, everybody. Is that a scooter or an animal? Hard to know. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Got a bit worked up yesterday at the markets of all places. Right. Meant to be a fun time.

What are you doing at the markets? I love the food. Oh, okay. I go to eat, mate. Oh, you're not getting a weak supply of fresh veggies? No, the fresh produce does draw me in. Yeah. And I do like the fresh flowers, the chutneys. Oh, they've got some good chutneys.

I like dog spotting at the markets. Trust me. People take the best dogs to the markets. It's like a dog catwalk. I padded for a long time this miniature schnauzer. Miniature what? Schnauzer? Schnauzer.

No, that's not it either. Miniature schnauzer. No. Schnauzer? We've found the word you can't say. Schnauzer. Schnauzer. Schnauzer.

There you go. Got it. Shout out to Henry. Anyway. If you're listening, it. Shout out to Henry. Anyway. If you're listening, Henry, good to see you. Got really worked up at the markets. If you're listening, Henry, who's a good boy? And kind of ruined my whole experience, to be honest.

Right. And I want to run it past you because I want to get your take on whether I was overreacting or not. Sure thing. So went up to the markets and obviously it's a busy place. You know, people are there. They're wanting to eat breakfast, lunch. It was around 11 o'clock. Get a coffee.

There were some hungry people. Yeah. And I went around the stalls. I've done the rounds and I've thought, what do I want to eat? Made my decision. I landed on a savoury crepe. What an interesting choice. Savoury crepe because I thought I can't get that everywhere

No And a lot of other people had the same thought as me Because there was a big line It was huge And obviously at markets they don't You know it's not a massive business It's not a kitchen where they're just churning out It's not fast food

No So you have to wait in line And I'm fine with that That's fine So I've gotten into the line There was probably about 15 people I reckon in the line And I was fine with that. That's fine. So I've gotten into the line. There was probably about 15 people, I reckon, in the line. And I was in the line for about 20 minutes. You waited 20 minutes for a savoury crepe?

The crepes looked good. Yeah. I couldn't deny it. Yeah. And by the time I'd spent 10 minutes in the line, I didn't want to leave because I was like, I've spent 10 minutes here. Yeah.

I want to follow through. Yeah, well, you might as well. And look, there was a lot of people standing around the front of the line because all the stalls were together. And at one point I've noticed this lady who was kind of getting closer to the line, but it didn't look like she was in the line. Yeah. And as I've got to the front, the lovely ladies at the crepe station

who were frosh said, oh, who was- Now what? Frosh. French? Yeah. Right. Frosh. They said-

Schnauzer. To this lady, oh, are you next? To the lady who's just been hovering around the front of the line. To the lady who had hovered for about five minutes and I noticed it out of my peripheral and I thought to myself, keep it cool, she's probably going to say, she's not in the line, it's fine. But she had money out, didn't she? She had her money out and it was at that point that she goes

and she looked at me, she goes, am I next? Yeah. What do you think I said? I think knowing you, inside you went, bitch. But on the outside, you went, yep, yep, you're next. Go ahead. I think you maybe chickened out and let her in and didn't say anything. And you know what?

Normally, back in the day, I would have. But you know how I'm getting old? Because I'm cranky. Right. And I turned to her. Oh, okay, yes. And I said, I believe I was first. Well done.

And I ordered my crepe and then they accidentally made hers first. That's no joke. Doesn't matter. It's the principle, right? It's the principle of it. It's about the principle. Exactly. And she knew who was boss.

What's in your head? Bree and Clint, the podcast. Sit in. Exactly. And she knew who was boss. What's in your head? Bree and Clint. The podcast. Zed in. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. If you haven't heard birthday banger before, welcome. Welcome. And once you

hear it, you're going to love it because we get your guys' birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday. Then we all have a reminisce. To celebrate, we're integrating a Mardi Gras ticket blitz into this. It's this weekend. Ohakuni and Queenstown, if you win Birthday Banger, you get to choose which Mardi Gras you would like to go to this weekend.

Let's start with Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hello. What's your birthday? 24th of February, 1994. Okay, Jamie, you were 16 in 2010 on the 25th of February. And back in 2010, this topped the charts.

It's a banger. Jason Derulo, In My Head. You like it? I do. It's good. Cool. What's the best Jason Derulo song? Riding Solo is pretty good.

100% R and Solo. Oh, what about that last one that he did recently? Swa-la-la-la. Maybe not that one. No, no. That is a left of center choice. You know we called him in my last radio job to interview him once and we were like, what are you doing?

And he was like, I'm sitting on my bed eating bacon. We were like, cool. Last time I spoke to him, I said, what music are you listening to at the moment? And he said, I'm really into this new song by Jason Derulo. That's not a lie. That's what Jason Derulo said in an interview. Hi, Justine. Hi, Justine.

Hey. What's your birthday, Justine? 30th of March, 1991. Okay, you were 16 in 2007 on the 30th of March and this is your birthday banger. Silverchair. What's that? It's got a bit of feeling behind it. It does have a bit of feeling behind it, you're right.

Straight line. This is kind of the triumphant, he was back from his eating disorder. Remember he was kind of like built in. You're right. Straight line. This is kind of the triumphant. He was back from his eating disorder. Remember, he was kind of like built. He was always wearing that vest with no shirt underneath it and he had muscles. You know, this is Strayer for you. I'm friends with his sister. You're friends with Daniel Johns from Silverchair's sister.

Yeah, and we became friends because I gave her a lift once, her and another friend of mine, and we were on the way to a different party, and she was telling me about how she owned this house with her brother, and I was like, oh, that's awesome. And she was like, oh, he doesn't live there, though. He has his own house. And I was like, oh, your brother Rich.

She goes, yeah, he's in a band. And I was like, well, people don't make a lot of money in bands. And she goes, yeah, silver chair. He's in a silver chair. Okay, Justine, that's not a bad birthday banger for you. Let's get our last one from Hine. Kia ora. Hello.

Kia ora. Hi. What's your birthday, Hine? 18th of May, 1961. Okay, Hine, you were 16 in 1977 on the 18th of May, and back on that day, this was number one. Don't cry for me, Argentina. From Evita, the musical.

What do you think? I think it's good. Do you remember it being number one? No, not really. Can I just say, you do not sound like you were born in the 60s. You sound like a teenager. It's my mum. I'm going for my mum.

Oh. That makes sense. How old are you? 15. That makes a lot of sense. Oh, because you can't do yours because you're not 16 yet. No. Oh, cool.

I'm 16 this year in October. Oh, cool. Well, call us then to do birthday banger we need to pick a winner we can't give it to Hinae because she can't go to Mardi Gras well she can we can still pick that song

give it to her mum to go to Mardi Gras hey her mum would love it yeah we could so for me it's between Jason Derulo also I don't want to play Don't Cry For Me Argentina

for me it's between Jason Derulo and Silverchair my heart I'd love to hear Silverchair for me it's straight line Silverchair it's straight and Silverchair, my heart, I'd love to hear Silverchair. It's straight line, Silverchair. It's straight line,

Silverchair. Justine, you win birthday banger and you're off to the Mardi Gras of your choice this weekend. Congratulations. Thank you so much.

Nice work, Justine. Here you go, everybody. Bit of Silverchair for birthday banger. Something a little bit different. Brian Clint, ZM. Breathing from a hole in my lung

I had no one but faces in front of me racing through the void in my head to find traces of a good luck academy ooh ooh ooh

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh Spark tonight I'm training for thought About no one, nothing in particular Watch the sick and socket and drove Resent nothing There's goodwill inside of me Wake me up low with a favor Walking in a straight line

Slipping out far in the evening Everything would be fine Waking up strong in the morning Walking in a straight line Lately I'm a desperate believer But I'm walking in a straight line Something I will never forget I felt desperate

And stuck to my own physical to everyone else. I'm a sex change and a dancer with no heroin. With the airflow and the fever. Walking in a straight line Set me on fire in the evening Everything will be fine Working up strong in the morning Working in a straight line Let me, I'm a desperate believer

Walking in a straight line I don't need no time to say There's no changing yesterday I keep talking, I keep walking straight I keep walking straight Waking up now with a fever Thank you. I'm waking up strong in the morning Walking in a straight line Like me, I'm a desperate believer Walking in a straight line ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Silverchair and Straight Lines.

Just got a Silverchair song and a different song mixed up. What song were you thinking? What? I was thinking of Teen... Smells like Teen Spirit. That's Nirvana. I Spirit. That's Nirvana. I know, it's Nirvana. Oh, my God.

But, hey, Silverchair does have, you know, Nirvana similarities. Yeah, they're grungy. That's for real 90s rock kids, that one, too. We like to have a bit of variation in Birthday Banger. Sometimes we play Fergie. Sometimes we play Silverchair. Hey, sometimes we play the Bee Gees. It's all good.

Oh, this takes me back to Rotorua, actually. Next on the show, Brie. Brie and Clint, the podcast. You've been announced as the host of Survivor Season 3. Yes, guys. No, wrong music, wrong music. Wrong music.

What do we have? Do we have anything for... Celebrity Treasure Island. Celebrity, celebrity. It doesn't really have a theme song. Okay, let's go with that. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Let's go with that.

Some nice Fijian music. Yeah, pretty exciting for me. I've never done TV before. Don't know why they gave me the gig because hopefully they can edit stuff out. But me and Matt Chisholm, so he hosted Survivor. We'll host the show together and a lot of celebrities will be there. Main reason I took the gig is that it's in Fiji. Yeah, it's a great perk.

Very good spot. And, yeah, there's a lot of hot celebrities that could be coming up on my Tinder in Fiji. Are they going to have data, the celebrities on the island? Are they going to have their phones? Nah, they're not going to have phones. So no phones. They're going to be slumming it. Do they have to hunt for their own food?

Like they have to hunt and fish? No. Really? I don't believe so, but they're not going to have nice food. Bloody celebrities, eh? Yeah. They're demanding. Yeah, I know. They're very demanding. I wanted to get your guys' advice on something.

Sure. Because I've never done TV before and I feel like Matty Chisholm, you know that I loved him for his catchphrase on Survivor. Oh, yeah. Then we'll rip into it. Yeah, let's rip into it. Yeah, iconic.

Thought it was great. So he's got his sorted and he can transfer that straight over to Treasure Island. Straight over. Works perfectly. I was thinking I kind of need a catchphrase

for when I walk into camp. Yeah, to announce your arrival. Exactly. Yeah. And to greet the celebs. Yeah. That's a great idea. I'm still trying to figure out exactly what that is.

Yeah. Or do you want us to help you this afternoon? Yeah, I'd like your guys' help. Producer Ben, have you been thinking about this, a catchphrase for Bree? Yeah, always thinking about that. What about just you look them in the eyes, you walk up and you're like, you all right?

Because I am and here we go. And then you just rip into whatever the content is that you're going to do. Don't mind that. Walk in. Morning, guys. You alright? Yeah, good. Sweet.

Let's get into it. You were about to say, let's rip into it. Yeah, you were. I know. It's on the tip of... Or you should just start doing it. Yeah, that's fine. If you say it before him, then you own it.

Yeah. Oh, start a fight with your new co-host. Okay, okay, okay. So you need something iconic. You need something that... Something that'll stand out. Something that'll stand out. Something that relates to you specifically.

Because it's got to be very Bree themed, right? Yeah. It's got to have your... I've got it, I've got it, I've got it. My flavour. Your flavour, absolutely. You walk into camp and then straight away... G'day, cobbers.

What do you think? I don't know if it'll make the edit, but I could give it a go. Do you want to try it? Do you want to have a rehearsal? Okay. Okay, so you've just arrived at camp. You just stepped off the boat, okay? And you're walking in.

I walk in. Morning, cobbers. It's good. I love it. There you go. I like it. Okay, you can have that too. I don't have to pay you for that?

For a very small, small fee. I even recorded that far. Why am I not surprised? Bree and Clint, the fee. I even recorded that part. Why am I not surprised? Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Your chance all this week to win a whole stack load of movie tickets if you like your scary stuff to child's play with What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl.

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I've seen that one, yep. Okay. She hasn't seen a lot, Darren, but you are going to need to be fast. Yeah. Movie number two. Soon after moving into a suburban home, Katie and her husband become increasingly disturbed by what they are hearing in the new house.

Bree. Paranormal activity. Jeez Louise. Let's go to the third one if he gets it right. Darren, get this one right and we can give you the tickets, okay? Yeah, can you hear me fine? Yeah, we can hear you fine.

We did hear you buzzer and you were just after breather. I'll turn you up though. I'll turn you up. Okay. Turn you up a bit. Okay, movie number three. Just try it. Try your buzzer, Darren.

Try it now. Darren. Yeah, we can hear you. A year after running over a fisherman and dumping his body in the... Bree. Bree. I know what you did last summer. Oh, I have... Did you know that one, Darren the brie. I know what you did last summer. Oh, I had...

Did you know that one, Darren? I do, I do. Can you just say for me, Darren, I know what you did last summer. Darren, I know what you did last summer. Oh, wow. Congratulations, you've just won yourself four tickets to Child's Play. Congratulations. Thanks.

I was so much better at that than I thought. Well, I'll go harder with the movies tomorrow then. No, I like those. They were pretty good. They were some old ones. Yeah. Yeah, we'll spread it right across. Yeah, we'll do old stuff too.

But tickets all week and full details about Child's Play, which is out, like we said, on June 20. ZM Online. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. There's a new diet tool out. Look, everybody's got a solution to how you're going to get thin.

I got into intermittent fasting for a bit. I love that meme that says us millennials literally skipping breakfast. We've made it into something called intermittent fasting. Spoiler alert, it's just not eating breakfast. And I did lose some weight doing it. Of course you did. You're skipping a meal that you were eating before. And a meal that I loved too.

Yeah, I love breakfast. It's like the nicest part about waking up. Are you still doing it? Are you? No. You're not doing it still? No. Neither?

I've got plans to go back on it, but you know. But maybe this is the solution. Maybe this is the thing that's going to help you. It's electric shock therapy. Yeah, because that's always been a good thing in the past So there's a bracelet out Kind of looks like a Fitbit Literally looks like a Fitbit

It does look like a Fitbit eh And when you eat bad food It gives you an electric shock It literally electrocutes you To be exact Not a long one right Not a A 350 volt

Electric shock But just a quick one So you go Oh Should be eating that The idea is that You've got a thing called A reptile brain

In there somewhere And if you can associate That food with pain It's real sadistic Your body won't want it anymore Because inside It'll go You'll drive past The thing that'll go Hot chippies And your body won't want it anymore because inside it'll go you'll drive past

the thing that'll go hot chippies and your body will go no whenever I eat those I get electrocuted and you'll stop eating them that way yeah but I can also

take the bracelet off so you can take the bracelet off but from what I can tell you have to electrocute yourself like the bracelet doesn't actually know when you're eating chippies

right so you have to whenever you put something like that in your mouth. So you've got control. You've got to then push it and electrocute yourself. And who's going to do that when they're just enjoying some nice chippies? Nobody.

Oh, God, I want chips now. Exactly. Exactly. And so if you had that impulse, you would now have to electrocute yourself. What, even when I didn't eat it? Yes, so you could train your brain to go, oh, you're thinking about bad food again. And what is the point of that? Life is too bloody short.

I've just seen how much they want to charge you for this thing. How much? $199. Yeah, no thank you. It's a lot of chips. I would like to buy it to have some fun in the studio. It does come with an app, and if you're not strong-willed enough to zap yourself your friends can log in and zap you no way i would not give that to any okay yeah in the brie and clint team

yeah there's you me producer ben producer ellie yeah you get this bracelet yeah and you have to give the power to one of us who would it be um You have to. Oh, easy. Producer Ellie. Yeah, because she's a sissy. No, that's a weird way of saying she's the nice one, but sure. Oh, yeah, she is. Oh, ah, ah, oh, ah, oh, oh. Sorry, I just had a piece of pizza. See, screw that.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Bree, you've got a problem when it comes to online shopping. No, I just like it. I feel more comfortable shopping online than I do in the shops. You get your endorphin rush from knowing there's a package in the mail and when one arrives. And you're not alone. You're just one of those people who likes to have a package always on the way, right?

I do love a package. Well done. You're on an absolute roll. I didn't mean that one. I'll read you this headline. A UK woman has been left baffled after she ordered a size 16 bikini and was instead sent two separate size 8s.

Well, what are they doing? Honestly. Has this ever happened to you? 8 and 8. No. 8 and 8 equals 16. So they're like, oh, you're good enough. That'll do.

She can tie them together. Maybe it was the tie side ones and they're like, oh, you're good enough. That'll do. She can sew them together. Maybe it was the tie side ones. And they're like, oh, you'll make it work. No, that's not how it works. You know those bikinis that tie up on the side? Yeah. Are they one size fits all? No, because the actual triangle.

Oh, you mean the. Yeah, the actual material in the triangle part. Because you just, like shoes, you just tie the bow looser than that. No. No? No, it's not how it works it's the same as like the triangle bikini that you tie up that's what i mean a tie side yeah but like a triangle for like a size you know maybe 10 a boob oh boob you'd need a bigger piece of material Yeah, yeah, gotcha, gotcha To cover the boobical area But downstairs, does the size of the bikini talk about surface area? Is that what we're talking about?

So do you think a size 8 pair of pants No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, for a bikini For a bikini Yeah Do you think the same material would be needed for a size 16? If it was a tie-side one. Yes.

Careful what I say. Do you think... It's a skimpy bikini anyway. It's a skimpy bikini anyway. How can I try and like picture this for you? Do you think a man that is large in stature would need the same amount

of material to cover his business? What item of clothing are we talking about? We're talking about a jockstrap. What's with a jockstrap, by the way? Have you ever worn one of those? Hell no! What's it for? It's just to keep your

junk in place, but it lets your buttocks roam free. I don't understand the point of it. Yeah, so... For what I know about a jockstrap, it cups the goods, and then it straps around one leg, and then it straps around the other leg. Is that kind of like a mullet for you? Is that what a jockstrap is? Is that a mullet for your

junk? That's what it is, eh? I don't't know why do you need your butthole business in the front party in the back what sport are you playing where you need to have your buttocks roaming free your rear end exposed and do we as ladies have jock straps i mean we wouldn't call them jock straps but do we have and when you guys have a cricket box, is it flat? Or is it still a cup? I've never worn one, to be honest. We should really call this sterling sports. Actually, you know what?

How gross are cups? Cricket cups? Oh. Yeah. And how gross are they when they come with the cricket kit? Yeah, you're meant to wear... Have you ever seen that? Like at a high school or something?

Yeah, you're meant to wear two pairs of undies. You're meant to wear undies, box, undies. And how often do you think someone would just happen to not do that and forget the second pair of underwear? Depends what you're into, to be fair. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. The lower hut branch of Peaches and Cream has been targeted by thieves yet again.

Actually, this is breaking news. What? The backdoor bandits have struck again? Exactly right. This is the same peaches and cream that was targeted in the backdoor by... We've been covering this story for a number of months and this is the third time peaches and cream have taken it up the back door no you're gonna have to reach you're gonna have to really time that wasn't even clever that one didn't even there wasn't even a pun in there look

i'm gonna give out the apb on the criminals um ang whitehead who is the manager of the store has said they have video surveillance footage said no butt stuff no no more butt stuff on the show uh they have video footage of the um shoplifters they appear to be a mother and daughter team what they're attacking both with um blue hair they've got bubble gum blue hair um the thieves made off with flavored lubricant and a key ring that says ring for it no i'm not saying what that says i can't um whitehead said we would like to trespass both women so they can go elsewhere for their mother-daughter shoplifting sessions.

Their image is online, if you'd like to see them. What website can we go to to see that? Just Google it. It is a hub, but it's not. It's a hub. It's News Hub,

not the other one. No, that's the wrong, where's my book? Oh, but it's not. It's a hub. It's News Hub, not the other one. No, that's the wrong, that's the reason why I put. Oh, you're flustered. Yeah, I'm flustered. You said take it up the. On the radio. We can't leave that in it. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast.

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