ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 18th 2019

Episode Date: June 18, 2019

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Cool. Hi everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Hi guys. Did you see what I was doing on my Instagram last night? No. Was it about farting? No. It's not always about farting on my Instagram. Isn't it? No. At Brie Thomasel if you love fart jokes. Oh, no. I did see it. You were unboxing your ready-made meals. You were doing some dinner influence. No. Not that.

You were? Well, I did do that, but after that. Use the discount code at Bree20. Yes, if you want to use that. That's good. That's a good code. Get made. Yeah, get made NZ.

Are you still dinner influencing on the podcast? No, I wasn't talking about that. I was going to talk about how I think I'm getting older now because I listen to songs that you and I, because you and I are similar age, that you and I would have listened to in our youth, so when we were younger. Yeah.

And now when I listen to them, all I can think about is, oh, how'd they get away with that lyric? Oh, I did see that. Yeah. Have you ever thought about that when you listen to songs, like when you're older? No, lots of things in my life make me go, I'm getting old, but not that yet.

I haven't started going, I haven't gone, that's inappropriate when I hear a lyric. No, lots of things in my life make me go, I'm getting old, but not that yet. I haven't started going. I haven't gone, that's inappropriate when I hear a lyric. No, not yet. Like Nicki Minaj. Like the thing that I find crazy is obviously we're on the radio every day and there's certain words we can't say on the radio or like certain things we're not meant to talk about. Like remember Ross told us to cool it on the, on the butt chat. Oh yeah. He said no more butt stuff in five o'clock. Yeah. Which is a weird

thing to be told by your boss. And I said, why are you being so racist toward butt stuff? Yeah, Ross. Butt stuff is a legitimate form of stuff. Why are you being so weird about it? It's a natural thing. What are you compensating for, Ross? It's a completely natural thing. Yeah. You know? Butt stuff. Anyway. That's why we exclusively do

butt stuff on the podcast now. So if you love butt stuff, then... This is the we exclusively do butt stuff on the podcast now. So if you love butt stuff, then. This is the podcast for you. This is the podcast. So, yeah, so we can't talk about that stuff or like allude to it. But then Nicki Minaj is all rapping about how she keeps her nana real sweet for the eating. Yeah. Like if I said that, if I said, so say we're on the radio right now.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, Brie, how's your nana? I keep it real sweet for the eating. Oh, that's good for you. Good. I could never say that. But do we play the versions that say that stuff or do we play censored ones? Can we have a look?

Can you find that? What's that song called? What's the Nicki Minaj song called? Yes, I do the cooking. Yes, I do the cleaning. Yes, I keep the nana real sweet for you eating. People would be screaming because they'd know the song. Nicki Minaj.

Is it Hey Mama? Yes, that's the one. Is it this one here? Is it this one right here? Here we go. When does she talk about the nana? I think it's coming soon The next bit Okay I think this is it here

Oh so they bleep out nana. They cut out the nana. But they keep the eating part in there. Which is weird because nana is not even the real word for it. No. It's like she's censored herself. Imagine if they were like, I guess not much rhymes with vagina. Also, what a lyric.

Yeah, keep my vagina real. Oh, what are we doing? Vagina, manina. Nikki V what are we doing? Vagina, menina. Nicky Vaginaj. Nicky Vaginaj. Vagina, minor, ooh. David Guetta. See you guys.

Here's today's podcast. Enjoy. Enjoy. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to Ams, Brie and Clint. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show. Brie and Clint, we've just been rocked by quite a serious question brought to us that neither of us fully understand, I think. So Big Yael walks into the studio and says to us, guys, is the word broccoli or broccolai? No, he said, is the word broccoli a word

and is the word broccolai a word? So we got into this huge discussion where I'm adamant there's no such thing as broccolai, but you're semi-convinced that the plural of broccoli is broccolai? Or is it the singular? Is it the singular? Like, it's definitely broccoli. That's the name of the vegetable? Is it? Like, it's definitely broccoli. That's the name of the vegetable.

There's no doubt that it's called broccoli. It's broccoli. I'm just saying, is there a singular or multi-use for the word broccoli? Is there a word broccoli is what I want to know. Because then Al goes, so what's broccolini? That's a different vegetable. So is the singular of broccol's broccolini? That's a different vegetable. So is the singular of broccolini, broccolini? Yeah, what?

This is what we need to know. This is what we need to know. And this is not the way the show is going today. This is just a quick aside to begin with. Is broccolai a word? Yes or no? Yep. And if it is, what does it mean?

Broccolai. Like we know the word is broccoli but is broccoli also a word? Text us on 9696. In other news today on the show, if you love your scary movies, we're going to send you and three friends along to see Child's Play. That's the new

Chucky movie. If that's your jam 4.30 today, we have a special scary movie edition of What's the Plot coming up. I did have a ripping game yesterday, though. Yeah, they're not your forte either. No. Well, I used to watch scary movies back in the day until I started living alone,

and I just couldn't watch them anymore. Yeah, fair enough. Because I was too scared. Up next, I want to talk about people you're dating and what their names are. And does it have a meaning if you keep dating this person with the same name? Are you a serial name dater?

Is that your type? Do you have a name type? A name type. Yeah. We'll talk about it after this. ZM. I'm so tired. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. I'm sorry for bringing up the broccoli, broccolai conversation. It's not a debate that New Zealand was ready for, so we're not going to do it. Yeah, let's move on. One of my mates, sometimes, you know, you have to call your friends out on things, and one of my mates said to me last night,

she's got a new boyfriend, and I said, great, I'm happy for you. Tell me about him. How old is he? And then, of course, you always ask someone, what's his name? Turns out this is the third boyfriend in a row that she has dated that has the same name. The exact same name. The exact, not first and last.

Oh, yeah. Because that would be, whoa. You're like wait, no she's just re-dated the same person, no. What's the name? Jared. Right okay, relatively common name although I only know one or two Jareds. Yeah, I mean there's not a ton of

Jareds floating around. No, it's not like a, what's a real common name? Matt. Tom? Matt? Matt, yeah. Sorry to all the Toms and Mats listening but. A little bit common. No, it's not like a, what's a real common name? Matt. Matt? Matt, yeah. Sorry to all the Toms and Matts listening. A little bit common. Right. So does she find it weird?

Because to me, I would, by the first time, I'd be like, the first time you'd date Jared, fine. Second time, oh, this is a funny coincidence. That's a coincidence. Third time, I would almost actively avoid that guy because I'd go, I can't date another Jared. She actually kind of did. And she ended up going on a date with this guy.

This is what she tells me. She ended up going on a date with him and she's like, I can't deny it. It was a really good date and we really hit it off. And she's like, at the end of the day, it's just a stupid name. Like it's, you know. For you? What about for all your friends who are trying to figure out

which version of your boyfriend you're talking about? What if you're complaining about old Jared? I said all of us friends who are talking about figure out which version of your boyfriend you're talking about? What if you're complaining about old Jared? Well, that's what I said to her. I said all of us friends who are talking about you behind your back, we find it really hard. We have to say Jared 1 or Jared 2 or Jared 3. Just J1. To be honest, we've given them identifiers.

J, JJ and JJJ. Like the first one was a redhead. So we call him redheaded Jared. Red Jared. Which is kind of, you know, whatever. That's his identifier. And then the second one was- Or OJ, original Jared. Was really tall.

So we call him tall Jared. Tall Jared, yeah. And then this next one is- Or big Jared, big J. Yeah, new Jared. New Jared. Or just current Jared because there's different- Like if they don't last, odds are there's going to be another Jared.

I'm not saying odds they'll break up, but if they do, she's three from three. I wonder what the odds are with dating a person with the same name are. Like how common is that? Well, people have a type, whether they want to admit it or not, you gravitate towards a certain type of person

and that can be personality, it might be hair colour, type of job they have, age. You have a type. And sometimes you break your type and you're like, oh my God, I never thought I'd go for this. But she obviously has a type and it's done by their name. I guess it takes out that worry of ever calling them by an ex's name.

You know what I mean? Like especially in certain circumstances, you're like, but then would he get weird about it? Would he be like, is it me or are you talking about your ex? My dad's really bad with learning names, new names, to the point that every girlfriend I've ever had for the first year, they've been called by the previous girlfriend's name, like at Christmas and birthdays

and stuff. It's nice for your parents not to have to learn a new name. It's really nice. It's helpful. Although depending on the age of your parents they might forget that you broke up with them and you bring new Jared around and they go they take you aside and they go, hey babe, I hate to tell you this but that's not

Jared. It's a different one. That's not Jared. Where did you pick him up at? No dad, this is new Jared. Right. Right. Okay. I want to know from people. Just so you know, I hate this. On 0800 dials at M,

has this happened to you? Mm-hmm. Have you dated someone with the same, oh, I'd love to get someone who's dated someone with the first same, like first name and last name.

Oh. Yeah. What are the odds of that? Yeah. Have you dated more than three even? Well, I mean, does it, anything,

but, do you have a name type but do you have a name type? Do you have a name type? Actually, I'll also take people who've dated the same name as their name. Oh, yeah. That's weird too. Technically, that's the same name as their name. 0800 dial ZM or text to 9696. Have you dated someone with the same name multiple times?

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Is your type got to do with someone's name? Yeah. One of my mates informed me last night that she's on to her third Jared, which makes it very confusing for all of her friends. Is it her third Jared in a row? Yes. So these are consecutive too.

So she's dated Jareds back to back. Imagine if they ever met each other, like your exes meet each other and he goes over and he's, G'day, mate, Jared. He's like, Oh, how do you know my name? Jared. How do you know who I am? No, no, Jared. I'm Jared.

So we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DialsAtM, have you dated someone with the same name multiple times? Like there's someone on the text machine, they said, Yes, I have. I'm on to my third Brad. Anytime we have problems, everyone always says to me, we told you, no more Brads. You've got to cut back on the Brads.

You've got to cut back. Cut back on the Brads. Hey, Zoe. Hi. Zoe, what's the name that you're drawn to? I'm on to my third Ben. Okay. Well, we've got to produce.

And the boys at work, they give me a lot of sticks, like, you know, make a bunch of Ben 10. Oh. Well, you've got a few to go. Do you want to add one? We've got a producer Ben here. Have you seen a picture of him? I'm still currently with a Ben, so I'll let that one go.

Keep your options open. Maybe next time around. I've got to also say it's genetic. My mother, she's married to Matt, and Ben had a fiancé to another one. So she married to Matt, and then she was engaged to another Matt. Yes.

Oh, it is genetic. Matt, Ben. Okay, this is a bizarre trend that I've never, ever heard of before. Hi, Amber. Hi. What's the name of before. Hi, Amber. Hi. What's the name you're drawn to, Amber? Not anymore, but I've been through four different Jessies. That's an interesting way of saying it.

You've run through four Jessies. I've had my fair share of Jessies. So what would you do if you found another Jessie? So there's a guy starts at your work. He's pretty attractive, but his name is Jessie. Do you actively avoid him? Like, can you bear even dating a fifth Jessie? Well, no, my current boyfriend,

he's going to stick around for a while, hopefully. Amber, can I ask? Be honest, Amber, be honest with me. Have you only dated Jessis because you love the song? Because I'm a Jessies girl. It has been played a lot around me. Odds of you naming your first baby Jessie? Zero percent.

Okay. Well, you say that now. It's quite a few Jessies. Someone on the text said, over the last 10 years I've dated four Joshes, still friends with two of them, and my current boyfriend Josh can't understand it, but it's great not having to mix up their names.

Oh, you've got to be joshing. Oh, this person wants to remain anonymous. Hello. Hello. Hi there. Anonymous. What's the name similarities story you got for us? So I have a friend who has been married three times and divorced three times

to three Michaels. Wait, so she's married three Michaels? Yeah, she's married three Michaels and left three Michaels. Imagine you work in birth, deaths and marriages and you've got her three marriage certificates in there. I don't know if you get a divorce

certificate, but you'd think someone was playing a joke on you. You'd think someone had been at the photocopier. God. And you do get divorce notices too. Do you? There you go. Imagine reading that

in the paper for the third time. You'd be like, I thought she divorced him years ago. This woman's got a problem. Last one's Jade. Hey, Jade. Hi, Jade. Hey, how's it going?

What's the name similarity? My name. Jade. Right, Jade. Hi, Jade. Hey, how's it going, mate? What's the name similarity? My name, Jade. Right. And wait, you've dated a Jade? I've dated three Jades. Wait, wait, wait. So your name is Jade. It's a bit of a difference, though.

Yeah, that doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. Wait, your name is Jade and you dated three Jades. Yeah. Do you just like hooking up with yourself? Yeah, I was going to say, are you single at the moment? So what's that? Are you single right now?

Yeah, I was actually going to say, if there's any Jades listening at the moment, I was just going to say that. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground. Dean McCarthy you've got the exclusive. This is big time.

Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, have they made up? Yes, they most certainly have. Today, if you've been on the internet or on Instagram, you would have seen that today Taylor Swift's new music video for Calm Down has been revealed, dramatically revealed. And of course, as usual, she has a ton of big names in there. But the biggest name, the biggest surprise was Katy Perry being in the music video.

Let me tell you the background juice on how this really went down. So Taylor texted Katy Perry and asked her to catch up. And she said that she had an idea for them. Taylor then went and had a coffee at Katy Perry's home here in LA. And that is when they decided that Katy would be in the music video as a real public show of support for each other and to make sure that everyone is very well aware that their beef is officially squished. And then for the next month, the most difficult part of this, you might think maybe it's their schedule. Maybe it's the management.

Maybe it's the dollars. No, the most difficult part were their outfits where Katy Perry is a hamburger and Taylor Swift is a bucket of French fries. The two costumes were designed by Jeremy Scott from Machino. They spent a three-way group chat for about a month trying to figure out these costumes, which was the most tricky part of all. Check out the

music video. A lot of my good friends are in there. Chromo Brown's in there. Chester Lockhart's in there. Todrick's in there. It is really, really gorgeous. Shot here in LA. It's a great video. And even just for celeb spotting, you go, I know that person. I know that person. Ellen DeGeneres is in there. The whole Fab Five. Adam Wyatt's in there.

Fab Five. It's actually super LGBTQI plus themed. And there's a lot of people from RuPaul's Drag Race. And the message behind it is actually really cool. So, from Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. Yeah. We watched it today and Brie goes, all right, she doesn't make me as mad as she used to. I can get on board this.

I can get on board. So, maybe not just the Katy Perry Taylor Swift beef is over. The Brie Taylor Swift brief beef brief might be over as well.

There you go. That's Dean McCarthy live from Hollywood. Definitely go and watch that video if you get a chance. It's great. It's awesome. What it will do

is it will make you want to live in a trailer park. It looks so fun, doesn't it? I don't think that's actually what trailer parks look like, but that one looks really good. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Okay, who's ready for some bad news?

Go on. The government is considering banning some unsafe models of car from being imported into the country. Now, that's good news on the face of it. Like, yeah, get the unsafe cars off the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't want them. Nobody wants to get hurt in a crash.

However, it also brings to your attention cars that are very unsafe. And the list of cars that they've released are kind of the cars that we're all driving. Of course they are. But if you're driving that car, you don't have to get rid of it. No, if you're driving, you don't have to get rid of it. But when you find out that it's unsafe, in the back of your mind, you don't really want to be driving it. It just gives you another bill.

Look, let's put that aside because you need to know, okay? And you need to know if you're driving one of these cars. Here are three of the cars that are some of New Zealand's most popular cars that the government is looking at banning from being brought into the country. Number one is the Suzuki Swift. Very common car. Very, very common car.

Really? The Suzuki Swift doesn't have a good safety rating? The Swift manufactured between 2005 and 2010 have two stars safety ratings. Well, the 2011 to 2016 model gets one star. What? It got worse? My mum's got a Suzuki Swift. She loves her Suzuki Swift.

Why is it such a bad rating? I don't know. Not enough airbags. Maybe because it's so small and they are cheap. Oh, right. It's very small. Okay. Another car, the Mazda Demio. it's so small and they are cheap. Maybe that's why. It's very small. Okay.

Another car, the Mazda Demio. Everybody has a Mazda Demio. Everybody knows someone who has a Mazda Demio. Ross Boss has a Mazda Demio. The 2002 to 2007 Mazda Demio has a one-star safety rating, while the 2007 to 2014 Demio has a two-star safety rating. Are they just picking on small cars? I think they're just picking on, like, cheap cars. And the last one is a car that someone in this team drives.

Producer Ali, what sort of vehicle do you drive? I drive the standard Toyota Corolla. Toyota Corolla. Okay, Toyota Corolla. Yeah, 1971. Hang on, hang on, hang on. No, no. 71.

This might be okay because the only Corollas that are going to get banned, maybe get banned, are Corollas that were produced before 2008. That's definitely it. I mean, the chances of that. What is the year of the Toyota Corolla your grandma handed down to you? 2001. It's in the time frame. No.

The first time I ever got in producer Ellie's car, I was like, this is a car that my grandma would drive. She goes, my grandma hand me down this car. Producer Ellie has a Yui boom for a car stereo. I do. So this could be good. It's a good chance to upgrade, right? Oh, but I'm not going to be able to sell it for anything now.

No, you're screwed. Mate, you couldn't sell it for anything in the first place. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I've thought about it. I've thought about it long and hard and good and I'm coming up to my 30th and there's a few things I want to tick off that

bucket list. Yep. And right up there at the top of the bucket list is using a bidet. Technically, it's nearer to the bottom of your bucket list, but I hear what you're saying. That was good. Have you never used a bidet before?

I haven't. I've never, my bum has never had the pleasure of having water strike it at the right force. And I figure, you know, I need to experience that in my life. I don't want to. Why not? Like I have zero inclination to ever use it. I think it's the squirting or the, I just, the whole thing grosses me out. When you think about it, a lot cleaner than wiping with some tissue.

It's definitely cleaner. It's definitely cleaner. It's definitely cleaner. You get that fresh feel. You know there's not going to be any residue left. For those who don't know what a bidet is, it's a separate toilet that's next to your toilet that is just there for washing your bum bum. Although bidets can come all in one, inclusive in one toilet now. Oh, you mean like those robot ones they have in Japan where it goes...

The thing comes out. And the thing comes out and then it shoots in. My question is, is the water warm? Like, does the water come out at a certain temperature? Because I think the feeling of cold water hitting you at such a sensitive spot would cause everything to just like, I don't know. These days, I'm pretty sure the technology, you can have it come out at whatever temperature you like.

You can have it in a spraying form. You can have it in multiple streams. You can have it closer. You can have it further away. Can you just have like a hard, solid gush of straight in there like a fire hose? Don't know why you'd want that, but yeah, you can. Straight in, straight out. Yep. When we were in Europe last year

on honeymoon. Oh, were you in Europe on your honeymoon? Excuse me, you're the one who's literally about to ask the country if you can use their bidet. Don't call me fancy, okay? I'm not fancy. I'm trying to use someone else's bidet. Every hotel we stayed in had a bidet.

And not even... Oh, God. Here we go again. Oh, no. You stayed in the fancy hotels. They're very common over there is what I'm trying to say. And I had the chance to use it. I couldn't figure it out.

But you tried? Yeah, I tried. Yeah. But I was like, what is it? Is it like a sink? Because they don't have a seat. There's no seat on a bidet. The traditional ones, the porcelain ones.

Are you meant to squat? Are you meant to fill up the bowl and then dunk your bum bum into the bowl and just like. It's not a bum. It is a bowl. It's not a bum bath. How would you know? You've never even seen one.

No, I have seen one. Well, why didn't you use it? If you want to use it so bad, why didn't you use it when you saw it? Because you had to pay. You had to pay who? Yes, it was at a weird, fancy restaurant and you had to pay to use the toilet. I didn't want to. Right. Because I'm cheap.

So you went in and you're like, just browsing. Just having a look. Can we help with anything? No, I'm happy just browsing. Thank you very much. I want to use one and I'm pretty sure someone in New Zealand has a bidet. Right. Surely. You know Beyonce and Jay-Z has a bidet. Right. Surely. You know Beyonce and Jay-Z has a bidet?

No, she's got an album called B-Day. Yeah, it's about her and Jay-Z's matching bidets. Ask a stupid question. Is that the dumbest thing I've ever said? It's up there. It's up there. Start the search. Go on. To the left, to the left.

From the people who couldn't find Channing Tatum, we bring you, can we use your bidet? 0800 dial ZM. Do you know of a bidet? Do you know its whereabouts? Do you have one? Can I use it bidet? 0800 dial ZM. Do you know of a bidet? Do you know its whereabouts? Do you have one? Can I use it? Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Just looking out for all the big things that we're doing on the show at the moment. Really want to tick something off my bucket list. I want to use a bidet. Yeah. And I'm sure a lot of people would like to hear what it's like to have water shot at your bum. You're doing this for the people? Yeah, this is for the people.

Right, okay, yeah. Well, maybe someone has been thinking, oh, I don't know, I'm doing a reno at the moment. I'd love to put a bidet in, but they're expensive. Should I do it? I've done radio for a while and I've never worked on a show where so much of the content revolved around my co-host's bum. Seriously. From the secret fart to can we use your bidet. But we're here now, so we've asked the country, do you have a bidet and can Bree come and use it? Cara's here. Hey, Cara. Hi, Cara. Hello. Have you got

the whereabouts of a bidet, Cara? Yes, I have one at my house. No. Yes. Did you put it in? the whereabouts of a bidet, Cara? Yes, I have one at my house. No! Yes. Did you put it in? My boyfriend installed it to our existing toilet. Oh, so you've got a clip-on bidet. A clip-on bidet. It's like 50 bucks from Trade Me.

You bought a bidet clip-on from Trade Me? It's brand new. It's brand new. Oh, okay. Have you personally used the bidet? I have. And what are your thoughts? It's life-changing. I'm thinking the same thing, Cara.

Is the water cold or warm? It's not freezing. It's just a nice temperature. I think that, yeah, it's just nice. Because I just think about when you get a bit of splash back from the toilet and that cold water touches your bum. That's what I imagine it feels like. Cara, I need to know, does the attachable bidet come with a blow dryer?

Because the Japanese toilet bidet does. It does not. I must say it's lacking in that. You can use your hairdryer for that. Don't worry about it. Hi, Nicole. Hi. Nicole, do you know the whereabouts of a bidet?

I have one at my family batch. Well, how bloody fancy are you, Nicole, that your batch has a bidet? It's not like a separate one. It's like a seat that goes on and the seat's all heated and it has blow dry, different angle, different temperature, all sorts of things. See, this is the Rolls Royce of bidets. This is the one that I want to experience, Nicole.

You've got a heated toilet seat. That is next level. God. Wow. And what, hey, what car do you drive, Nicole? Just a Mazda. Yeah, she spent all her money on her toilet seat. Nicole, where's the batch?

If Bree wants to try this magical bidet out, where is it? It's up at Snails Beach. Oh, you're not too far away. It's not too far. It's not too far from where we are. Definitely an option. I mean, I don't know

if Nicole wants me using the bidet. We didn't ask if you can come and use it. Q's here. Hi, Q. Hi, Q. Hi there.

What bidet information do you have for us? I got two. Two at my home. What do you mean you've got two? It's two, one on each toilet. And was it your decision to put them in?

No, no, it was my olds when they built the house. Right, and your olds, did they love a bidet, obviously? No, no one's used it in about the 20 years that it's been there. Oh, see, that's dangerous. I could come over there, Q, and I could end up with... Who knows what would happen. Could malfunction. Yeah.

It's like water, isn't it? It's water in a toilet. Yeah, but, you know, if someone hasn't used it in 20 years, the pressure could be off and could end up giving birth to some water. One, one, one. One, one, two, plastic off the CD. It's an emergency.

Fire, police and ambulance. Bree from ZM has impaled on my bidet. We hadn't used it in a while and it malfunctioned. Oh, shit. She's clean. Send help. Please. All right.

Wait there, Q. Let's get some information for you. The call sounds the best. I'm keen for that. Give us some time. We'll find you one, okay. I'm keen for that. Give us some time. We'll find you one, okay? I'm keen. I assume it's not urgent.

You don't need an urgent attention down there? It's semi-urgent. All right. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Chucky? Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Everyone's favourite killer doll Chucky is back

in Child's Play. It's in cinemas June 20. And to celebrate that we're playing a special scary movie edition of What's the Plot? all this week. And if you win you'll get four tickets to go and see Child's Play. Let's do it.

They're not your cup of tea Bree. However, you did win yesterday. I have watched a few before I got too scared as an adult to watch them anymore. Amber, you like scary movies? I like movies in general. Scary movies aren't probably my favourite, but I do like them, yeah.

Let's see if we can get your four tickets to a really scary one, then. Here we go. What I'm going to do is I'm going to read plot lines to scary movies. You're going to buzz in with your name when you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish. You need to get two correct to win the game. Okay. Here we go.

Movie number one. When young Regan starts acting odd, Amber. Exorcist. The Exorcist is correct. Well done. Yay! Was it the name that gave it away? Yeah, I've watched Exorcist a few times.

I would never, ever watch that movie. My nonna said in Italy when she was growing up, she saw people who were possessed. Did she ever see an exorcism? Yes, she did. Right. Oh, wow. So never, ever am I watching that movie.

Here we go. Movie number two. The sleepy little town of Woodsboro is terrified. There is a killer in their midst who has seen a few too many scary movies. Bree? Bree. Friday the 13th. Friday the 13th is

Incorrect It's a free guess for you Amber It sounds really familiar I'm sure it was a real great one I'm going to give you a 3, 2, 1 3, 2, 1 The Wicker Man I'll continue You're both still in this one I'm going to give you a 3-2-1. 3-2-1. The Wicker Man. That's not correct.

I'll continue. You're both still in this one. Suddenly no one is safe as a psychopath stalks victims, taunts them with trivia questions, and then rips them to bloody shreds. Amber. Amber. Scream.

Scream is correct. Oh, nice work. Well done. That's it. That's all you have to do. Well done. Thank you very much. Four tickets for you to go and see Child's Play. Congratulations. Oh, nice work. No, well done. That's it. That's all you have to do. Well done. And we've got four tickets for you to go and see Child's Play.

Congratulations. Oh, awesome. I was a bit intimidated after I listened to Bree yesterday. Yeah, I had a good run yesterday, but my prize today is I don't have to watch any of those films. If it's a bit of you, Child's Play, like we said, comes out on the 20th. That's this week.

This music is creepy. Who put this on? It's our scary movie music. Me no like. We'll play every single day this week. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Have you ever wondered what the Queen spends her money on?

I haven't really thought about that, to be honest. Right. The Queen of England is worth $699 million. Did she start a make-up line like Kylie Jenner? No, but she should. Is that how she made her money? No, I think she just inherited it. She just got it from the

people of the Commonwealth. I think we give them money. Do we give them money or are they to give us money? I don't know how it works. If you were the queen and you had queen money, what's the first thing you would buy? Miniature pony.

Miniature pony. Well, she has a miniature dog. She's got all those corgis and she loves horses. She's got heaps of horses. So maybe you and her could be friends. But any miniature horses?

Unsure. Cannot confirm. I've been reading an article on what she spends her money on. Did you know there's an ATM machine inside Buckingham Palace? Is there? Yeah, but the Queen never carries cash. She doesn't, she doesn't, the Queen never handles money, which kind of makes sense.

You don't imagine her handing over a 20 pound note and then waiting around for a change. And then she's like, that's me. I'm on there. So what does she spend her money on? She loves purses, apparently. She loves a British brand of purse, Lorna. Have you ever heard of it before?

No. $3,000 per purse. Oh, God. Well, she's got a bloody fancy taste, doesn't she? And she has 200 of the purses. 200? If you were the Lorna purse company, are you charging the Queen for a purse?

You give them to her, don't you? You would give them to her for free, right? Yeah. But then she doesn't put them on her Instagram. She never does a Lorna purse unboxing to say. Does she have an Instagram? Yeah, she does actually. Yeah, the Palace has one.

I don't think she's running it. She is known for her outfits though. They do get a lot of coverage in the media. Yeah, again, are you charging the Queen for those outfits? Surely it's an honour and a privilege to be allowed to dress the Queen. That's the way you treat it, right? The Queen looked like my Nuna. Just putting that out there.

What? My Nuna sometimes would... In what way? Like they looked the same. Oh, physically? Physically, and then my Nuna sometimes would copy her outfits. Right. Speaking of her outfits.

Yeah. Because they had like same body. Did she have bougie taste, your nonna, as well? Oh, she was a bougie bitch, yeah. Okay. Rest in peace, nonna. The Queen has a 10 million pound collection of Rolls Royce, Bentleys and Mercedes vehicles. How much?

10 million pounds? 10 million pounds worth. Yeah, those Rolls Royces aren't cheap, are they? And then there's that Range Rover that Prince Philip flipped earlier this year. Yeah, that was a ride-off. Yeah, that one's out of the collection. And then what do you think the Queen drinks? What do you think her drink of choice is?

She's in her 90s. She looks like a rum and coke girl if I know. You're right. It says right here, Karuba. Does she drink rum and coke? No. She prefers a Chateau Rothschild Lafayette 1990 red wine, which will cost you $2,000 a bottle.

She has been known to get loose on Passion Pop, though. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game. You know the game.

Producer Ellie comes in with a list of celebrities from Instagram and we guess how many followers they've got. Correct, hello. Hello. Hello, Ellie. Hello. And welcome back. Thank you, thank you, It's good to be back. Can we have a score update?

Yeah, it's 10-11 to Bree. How is it this close? Yeah. We've played 21 games. Because we're just that in tune. If you and I lived together, we'd sync up. I feel like we are synced up sometimes. Yep. That's why we both want chocolate at the same time.

Okay, Ellie, give us our first celebrity for the Insta Fame Game. All right, your first celebrity is actually going to become one of Bree's best friends very soon. It's the co-host of Celebrity Treasure Island, Matt Chisholm. Oh, my nemesis. Matt Chisholm. Yeah, there's a little bit of jealousy going on in there. She's got a new co-host, doesn't she?

Do you follow Matt Chisholm? All right. For Matt Chisholm, we've got 2,000 followers from Clint. We've got 6,000 for Bree. And Matt Chisholm has 2,011 followers. Well done, Clint. Someone's been doing some research. Yeah, he's gone very quiet, hasn't he?

He's not really answering anything. I'm just really good at this game. Matt Chisholm, if you're? He's not really answering anything. I'm just really good at this game. Matchism, if you're out there, I'm watching you. All right, we've got another, actually another Matt here. You might notice that this is a bit of a theme. I'm a bit worried about you flinging the answers around. Clint can see. He can't see.

He can see. You're the one who cheated at this game. I know. Remember that every day. That's why I'm more alert. You're the one who cheated at this game. I know. Remember that every day. That's why I'm more alert. You cheated for half a year. Well, it wasn't that. Now you're exaggerating.

It was three weeks, maybe four. Next celebrity, Ellie. Sorry, next celebrity is going to be, he's just announced this morning as a contestant on Celebrity Treasure Island. It's another Matt. Matty McLean. Yeah. Seriously, the answers. There's another Matt. Matty McLean. Yeah. Seriously.

The answers. It's nowhere to be seen. Love Matty. Oh, Matty. He's actually a very good friend of mine. Aw. And one of the nicest men in television. He is very nice. He's a lovely human.

He is. I love his boyfriend. He's hot. Yeah, he's nice, isn't he? He is hot, yeah. All right, Clint, for Matty McLean, you put 18,000. Yeah.

Brie, you put 15,000. Matty McLean has 18.7, he's nice, isn't he? He is hot, yeah. All right, Clint, for Manny McLean, you put 18,000. Yeah. Brie, you put 15,000. Manny McLean has 18.7,000. What? I didn't see the answer. I can't. Don't take away from my super round, mate. Well, stop cheating. I'm not cheating.

I'm just winning. You're doing pretty creepily well, actually. You're very close. You've both been to the thousandth. All right, your next one. Come on, Brie. you really need to get these because you're going to be on TV with these guys. Yeah, mate, they're your contestants.

All right, your next one, just announced this morning. Lily McManus, another contestant. Are these all Celebrity Treasure Island contestants? Yeah, I've done a bit of a theme here, actually. Lily McManus? Yeah. Is it McManus? You're a Manus.

Oh, no, you're a Manus. You're a Manus Morrissey. Oh, no, I'm a a Manus. Oh, no, you're a Manus. You're a Manus Morrissey. Oh, no, I'm a McManus. Oh, no. Oh, no. Jeez. Former Bachelorette. Yes.

I think she was on the Jordan series of The Bachelor. I think that's right, yeah. All right, Clint, for Lily McManus, you put $50,000? Yeah. Bray, you put $22,000. Lily McManus has $132,000. So you're all off and Clint's just won the game. Clint wins the game.

Hooray. It's easy to win when you can see. Oh, my God. Nah, good game. Good game. Don't do this. Don't do this. What?

Probably should do some research. Also, don't do this to the contestants on Treasure Island, okay? When they do their challenges, don't go, you're cheating. You're cheating. I would actually do that. Zach Gilford, Zach Gilford, you're cheating. I'd be like, Zach, stop being a cheater. You need to sit out of this one.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want you to picture this situation for a second. Imagine your best mate or maybe a close friend comes to you and they say, look, for whatever reason it is, I need you to marry me. Whoa, that seems sudden. You've never had that type of feeling towards them.

Yeah. You're not looking for a relationship with them. They're just purely friends. Have we had a one-night stand? No. Right. Are we attracted to each other? No.

Right. And they want to get married? No. For whatever reason it is. Yeah. You need to marry them. Well, what's the reason? So one of my mates, well, kind of an acquaintance,

but so she is gay. Yeah. And her best mate, this is in Aussie, she's gay. Her best mate who is from Canada, he is a gay guy. Oh, yeah. Said to her, for me to be able to stay in the country because he'd made a life in Australia, the only way that I see myself being able to live here forever

and stay here is if we get married. So we'd done all the visa stuff and they'd gone through all the processes and all that. Didn't work. So now he put that situation. As a last resort. And that proposition on her. So she's Australian.

So she's an Aussie, he's Canadian. So by marrying her he would get residency and he'd be allowed to stay. Now, I just need to check. He is also in a relationship and so is she. Far out.

Okay, I just need to check because I can't remember. Are you allowed to do a gay marriage in Australia yet? Because I know it's 2019 here. Very recently. It's about 2007. Yeah, yeah. No, they did pass it recently.

So it doesn't work with his partner. He can't get married to his partner? Is his partner Australian? I'm not sure. Because that's kind of awkward, right? With your actual partner. You go, look, marry me. I know we're not ready.

I don't think so. I think his partner's Canadian because if he of awkward, right? With your actual partner. You go, look, marry me. I know we're not ready. I don't think so. I think his partner's Canadian because if he was Australian, he just marries his partner. So the only person he can do it with is a best friend. And there's nothing involved there, but they need to have a ceremony. And I'm pretty sure it's illegal. I think it is. I think, yeah, it's... It's a no-no.

Someone let us know, actually, if you do know. I'm pretty sure. Is it illegal? I think it's called marriage fraud. Yep. Yep. The government would not be impressed. But, I mean, hard to prove it. All you gotta do is, if a

police officer comes around and goes, are you guys really married? Just hook up with each other. And they probably have before. Yeah, I was gonna say, you're friends, it's okay. Could you do that for someone? Could I hook up with them? No. Your best mate comes to you and says,

Here's the issue. I'm already married. Yeah. Well, this is a hypothetical. In hypotheticals, you don't have to be married. Oh, okay. Let's play in this space more often. Okay.

Okay. So say I came to you and I said, I can't marry you. Why not? It'd be good for content. Nah, so say I came to you and I said... No, I can't marry you. Why not? It'd be good for content. Nah, it'd be annoying. I'd hang out with you enough. We'd have to live together. We'd have to live together because if you get married, for it to work, you have

to have the same address. Even if we didn't live together, I don't want all your bank mail being sent to my house. So, no, I couldn't do it. You'd incur all my debt too which is not good. And you'd be like, technically half of these speeding fines are yours now because you married me, dum-dum. Give me some of your points. Let me use your quarry membership.

I don't have one anymore, by the way. I got bullied out of it. Oh, well, why would I marry you then? I want to know from people on 0800DIALZM, could you do it? Could you go down that track? And it's hypothetical. We're not talking about actually doing it because it's probably illegal. But could you do that for a close friend or your best mate?

Could you fake marry them? Could you fake marry them so that they could stay in the country? We want to hear from you if it's a hard no as well. We want to hear from both sides it's a hard no as well. We want to hear from both sides. Yeah, yeah. Maybe, maybe you've already done it. Hypothetically. Hypothetically, yeah, yeah, call us.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Bit of a juicy story for you this afternoon. One of my acquaintances from back in Aussie, I heard a story where she has been propositioned by her best mate, who's Canadian, to get married so he can continue living in the country. She's gay.

He's also gay. They're both in relationships. But the only way that he can stay in the country now, because they've done all the other avenues, is for them to get married. Do you have to have a wedding? Do you have to have a fake ceremony? Maybe. You would, eh? You'd do it so you could have the party. Like, I've heard you need to provide

screenshots of conversations and proof that you've had multiple phone calls, but I guess if you're best friends, you kind of would be having that interaction anyway. From what we've established is it is illegal. Yeah, very, very illegal. But people do desperate things.

So purely hypothetically, you've asked. Would you be able to do it? Would you marry your bestie if it meant they could stay in the country? A lot of people calling him with similar stories. Let's see what we get this afternoon. Hi, Tabitha. Hi, Tabitha. Hi, Tabitha. Hi, guys.

What have you got for us? So personally, yeah, I probably would marry my best friend, even though I have a partner. But there's actually something that's happened kind of similar to my sister. Okay. It's a little bit off topic, like different. But basically, she was looking for a flat. So she was going around to a few different places.

She went to one place and she kind of didn't get the right vibe. The next day, she gets a text offering her $200,000 a year to marry the person so they could stay in the country. Whoa! Whoa! Yeah. Oh! She doesn't even know the people.

She doesn't even know the people. So it was complete strangers. $200,000. Do we have to ask, did she take it? Oh, she didn't but yeah. That sounds, yeah, that sounds a bit That's so interesting, Tabitha. This is literally a text that we've just gotten on the text machine Someone said, they literally, similar thing where they said, I've asked a bunch of my international friends if they could arrange a visa marriage where I get paid for it

because I'm in so much debt, but my asking price was too high. Maybe we can put them in touch. They're offering it as a service. No, once again, as we said, these are all hypothetical situations, which we are not arranging. No, not condoning or arranging at all. We are not in the business of brokering fake marriages here on the Brilliant Clinch Show.

Hi, John. I'm just hypothetically. Hey, John. Hello. John, what have you got for us on this this afternoon? Okay, so you were talking about the fake marriages. So I've got a friend in Scotland, because I'm from Scotland, and they were out on a drunken night,

and this Kiwi girl went and asked him to marry him so she could stay in the country. Yeah. They did. They had a drunken wedding and my wife was there and she was the only one that was sober and they are still together 40 years later.

No way! Happy ending. Hang on, so did it end up being a real marriage? Yep, it ended up being a real marriage. Shut up! What are the odds? What have we learnt? Get married drunk and it'll end in happiness. Yep, yep.

Exactly right. What we've learnt is all good things happen with drunk Scotsmen. Yeah, and the other thing too is that I've married a Kiwi girl as well. Yeah. And the other thing, too, is that I've married a Kiwi girl as well. Yeah. And we were going to get married in Scotland, and it was just too hard to get.

Sorry, we were going to get married in New Zealand. Yeah. It was too hard to go through all the rigmarole with immigration, so we had a quickie wedding in Scotland. Congratulations. Well, there you go. I was going to say, here in New Zealand quickie wedding in Scotland. Congratulations. Well, there you go. I was going to say, here in New Zealand, they have sniffer dogs there, and they're very strict.

At your wedding? Yeah, because... What are they sniffing at your wedding? I'm saying immigration here is very strict. I'm going to sniff your private parts, and if they don't smell like your private parts... Is this a real marriage? You ain't getting married.

Right. I'm the marriage dog. Anonymous. We've got on 0800 dial ZM. Hi. Right. On the marriage dial. Anonymous, we've got on 0800 dial ZM. Hi. Hi. I am the one that got married. Wait.

Anonymous, you're saying, have you done this before? I have. Wait, you got married so someone could stay in the country. Did you get paid for it?

That's where it went wrong. They didn't give me my money that they were supposed to. And I cancelled the residency. You got them deported? Anonymous. They didn't think that through, did they? Can I just say, you sound like someone who would do that too. You sound like a no-muck-around kind of woman.

Like, I wouldn't cross you. Well, what has happened is that I got a free trip to the country that this person was living in. I was doing it for his family that I knew in New Zealand. They wanted their nephew to come over, so they flew me over to his country. They gave me a car. They were supposed to give me 20 grand.

While I was over in their country, I realised that they weren't going to give me any money. I had to go to the immigration, and I gave them a sob story saying I'm in love with him, but I've got a feeling he's going to leave me once he gets into the country. You evil anonymous. Just last thing, and I don't want to cast any aspersions. I'm just curious.

What country? Fiji. Fiji. Interesting. Okay, there you go. I'm going to Fiji on the weekend. Oh, bullseye. It's not related.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Right now, though, birthday banger. That's a bonus. You say banger. Bree and Clint's the podcast. ZM. Right now, though, birthday banger. When I say bonus, you say banger. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Whoa. What was that? I accidentally let the ad for Fletch, Vaughan and Megan's bonus banger play

at the same time as our birthday banger. What are the odds of that? Is that Vaughan? Yeah, that was Vaughan, yeah. God, he's loud, isn't he? I thought Ben had done a stitch-up on us and had replaced our thing with something scary. That's crazy. That's cool, though. Just regular birthday bang-up

for grabs. Jono's here. Hey, Jono. Heyya. Jono, what's your birthday? It's the 20th of October, 1982. Okay, Jono, you were 16 in 1998 on the 20th of October and back in the late 90s, this was number one. I sure could spend one week since you looked at me.

Threw your arms in the air and took you crazy. How good. That is an Outback banger right there. That is an Outback banger right there. What a shame. Bare Naked Ladies? Yes, that's correct. In one week.

In one week. You'd be happy with that, right, Jono? Oh, definitely. Of course, you weren't in the Outback bar when you were 16, were you? Definitely not. Of course not. No, definitely. I didn't think so.

They check ID there. Hey, Danielle. Hey. What's your birthday, Danielle? 21st of December, 93. Okay, you were 16 in 2009 on the 21st of December, and this is your birthday banger. He's just done an Instagram story saying,

Hey, Australia, I'm home, which actually hurt me a little bit in my heart. But it makes me feel happy. But he is an Australian idol. You get Stan Walker, Black Box. Nice. That's a great song. That is a good one. You get Stan Walker, Black Box. Nice. That's a great song. That is a good one.

One of my favourite Stan Walker songs. Emma, hi. Hi. What's your birthday, Emma? 3rd of January, 1986. Okay, you were 16 in 2002 on the 3rd of January and topping the charts on that day was this. This is how you remind me of what I really am. Open the charts on that day was this.

You get Chad Kroger for your birthday beggar. Nickelback. Great. Was that a sarcastic great? Come on, Em. Chad and the boys, you don't love a bit of Nickelback? Not really. What would you vote for? Probably Black Box. Black Box? Okay. What would you vote for?

Probably Black Box. Black Box? Okay. What would you vote for? Nickelback. Oh, because I'm going to vote for Bare Naked Ladies. I love Nickelback. You sure?

Yep. I know I'm not going to sway you when it comes to Nickelback. That means the decision today is going to go to Producer Ben. Producer Ben, are we playing Stan Walker, The Barenaked Ladies or Nickelback? Yes, we are. Yeah, which one

are we playing? Nickelback. Yeah, that's the third option. What are we playing? We're going to play Nickelback. Okay.

Yeah, or Barenaked Ladies. Wait, let's confirm. We're going to play Nickelback. Let's put it on, mate. There's no escaping it. Never made it as a wise man

Here he is I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing Emma you did this by the way Oh thanks guys I have a sense of feeling And this is how you remind me This is how you remind me Of what I really am

This is how you remind me of what I really am It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mistaken Foreheading you, a hard word, freaking And I've been wrong, I've been down Been to the bottom of every bottle These five words in my head

Scream all we haven't but yet Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no It's not like you didn't know that I said I love you and I swear I still do And it must have been so bad Cause living with me must have damn near killed you And this is how you remind me of what I really am

This is how you remind me of who I really am. It's not like you to say sorry. I was waiting on a different story. This time I'm mistaken. Foreheading you, my heart was breaking. And I've been wronged. I've been down to the bottom of every bottle. These fine words in my head

Scream all we haven't fallen yet Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no Never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing And this is how you remind me This is how you remind me

This is how you remind me of what I really am This is how you remind me of what I really am. This is how you remind me of what I really am. It's not like you to say sorry. A world's waiting on a different story. This time I'm mistaken. Forehanding you a heart worth breaking. And I've been wrong. I've been down.

Been to the bottom of every bottle. Don't stop what words in my head, sleep on, we haven't fun yet. Yeah, yeah, oh, we haven't fun yet. Yeah, yeah, oh, we haven't fun yet. Yeah, yeah, oh, we haven't fun yet. Yeah, yeah yeah oh 11 for you yeah yeah

yeah 10 Embry and Clint 11 for you the winner of birthday banger is Nickelback this might be my

favourite text in ages Nickelback was only popular because Canada was too polite to tell them how bad they were I like this text. I don't understand why people don't like Nickelback.

It's a great question. Why do people not like him? Maybe it was this song they put out. Something in your mouth. I don't know. Oh yeah. Maybe it Maybe some people have working ears. Got to meet the honey with the million dollar body.

That is lyrical genius. Well, this wasn't one of their most popular songs. Play one of their popular ones. This is mullet music. That's what this is. Stop getting me to play more Nickelback. Hey, if you had a hold in, you'd love it. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. This weekend, Bree leaves for Fiji to host Celebrity Treasure Island. Bula. Bula, yeah, that's good. You've got a little bit of practice. We still don't think you're particularly ready. That's why this week you're in Bree's Celebrity Treasure Island Training Camp.

Bree's Treasure Island Training Camp. Day two. Obviously this is your first big TV role, so I've brought in a TV expert to help us with today's challenge. I knew it was going to be this person. Please welcome to the show

Hilary Berry! No! Oh, I love her! Come round here, Hels. Chuck your lay on, chuck your headphone on. We love to lay people when they come in here, Hilary. Yeah, Brie's been going, I know you've got Maddie McLean coming in studio.

Is she a little disappointed? No, I'm not. I love Maddie and would have loved to have him in because I heard he got announced as one of the contestants on the show. Matty McLean, Zach Guilford and Lily from The Bachelor. You wait till you see Matty McLean because he is very competitive too. I can tell that about him. And he's getting a spray tan, so he's going to be looking.

Is he? So good. Obviously, there's two challenges to this. This is actually the best. I love that Hillary's here. Television this. This is actually the best. I love that Hilary's here. Television presenting is a new skill. Yes. But also being able to recognise celebrities.

That's why today Hilary's got a special test for you. Well, you recognise me. Yes. So that's good, but I'm not on the show. I know. So we're just going to run through a few Kiwi celebrities. Okay. We just want to see how you're going to go.

Hilary will hold up a flashcard with someone famous on it and you name them for us, okay? Why embarrass me in front of Hilary Barry? No, no, no, it's fine. It's not, it's fun. It's fine. Here we go. Personal friend of mine.

That's Lorde. Well done. That's Lorde. Easy, right? Who doesn't know Lorde? Easy, this game's going to be easy. One from one. I feel like it's false sincerity.

Here we go. Oh, come on. Why does his name escape me? I know exactly who it is. Captain of the All Blacks. Led the team to victory. Good. Richie McCall.

Way! I was joking, guys. Are you serious? If not the best All Black of all time. Don't try and make up for it now. Wow. Had a kid last year. Number three.

Oh, no. Oh, wow. Can I have a hint? He is the richest sports person in New Zealand history. Plays in the NBA. Yeah. Like, related to Valerie Adams? Steph Curry.

What's his first name? Stephen. Adams. No, we already gave you the last name. Stephen Adams. Okay, that's a fail. I mean, I'm not going to let the perm fool me, but I believe that's a young heel bass.

Yeah, let's just pop that one away. That's going in the bin later on. I have the same haircut as you. What year is that? 1986. 1986. I was about 15 or 16, and that was the spiral perm du jour. That's an actual perm?

It's an actual spiral perm, but very badly styled. That's very kind of you. Okay. Okay, Hilary Barry is here. She's testing Bree's New Zealand celebrity knowledge ahead of Celebrity Treasure Islands. I've got, what, how many out of how many? You've got one wrong. One wrong so far, so not bad.

Here we go. Now, I'll be impressed if you can say this. Tiger Waititi. Oh, wow. So good. Yep. The last one, we're not going to give you a timer. Okay. I feel like you'll be all right say this. Timer Waititi. Oh, wow. So good. Yep. The last one,

we're not going to give you a timer. Okay. I feel like you'll be alright with this. Here we go. Your old mate. She looks quite different now. She looks different. I'm going to say that's Paula Bennett.

That's Paula Bennett. Yay! Hilary, did you know that Breeze challenged Paula Bennett to a fight in the Octagon? Doary, did you know that Breeze challenged Paula Bennett to a fight in the Octagon? Do you know what? I did see that.

I saw the pair of you with boxing gloves on. Yeah, she rocked up unannounced. I was a bit shocked. Who do you think would have it? Oh, you. Hands down. Yes.

Absolutely. Would you pay to see that? I'd pay quite a bit of money to see that. I think a lot of people would too. But I would back you. Yeah. I really would back you. I appreciate that? I'd pay quite a bit of money to see that. I think a lot of people would too. But I would back you. I really would back you. I appreciate that.

I think you've got a good amount of mongrel in you. And that's a compliment. No, I'll take that as a compliment. As a fellow broadcaster, are there any politicians you want to call out while you're in the studio? Not really. No one you want to fight? Too many. Hey, congratulations on completing day two of Bree's Treasure Island training camp.

We're going to get you there. Well done. And thank you, Hilary Barry. It's a pleasure. Can't wait to see the show. New Zealand royalty. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Tonight, according to NIWA, the weather people, I don't know what you call them, tonight is meant to be the coldest night of the year so far for the whole country. So tomorrow morning when you wake up, you will not want to get out of bed, especially if you live in one of those flats where there's no heater in the bathroom and you don't want to turn the shower water off

because you have to go and get your towel and it's freezing. Who's got heaters in the bathroom? Heat lamps. I don't, but... Oh, I wish I had one. You can get one. I thought because of that, it's a good opportunity because here at the Bree and Clint show, we're very well resourced.

We have our own weather lady. So there's big weather news. Big weather news. We go to one person and one person only. Mm-hmm. Live now to country Queensland where Mama Di is standing by. Breeze Mum, good evening. Hi, guys.

Number one weather girl reporting, Mama Di. How are yous going? Mama Di, you're an expert on cold weather as you come from the coldest place in Queensland, Stanthorpe. Do you have any tips for us as we're about to face a very cold evening here in New Zealand? Yeah, definitely wear extra socks and don't dip your toes into cold water because you'll

end up with frostbite. Oh, well, that's ruined my plans for tonight. Who's dipping their toes into cold water? Mum, what do you actually do to, like, stay warm? I put on extra clothes, Brianna, and put more wood in the heater. All right, but don't yell at me. We go through about, well, you know, Brianna, once the heater goes on, nine tonne of wood later.

Yeah. We're into September. What about body heat? I'm thinking of Big Steve. Does he run hot or cold? Oh, my God. Oh, mate, he runs so hot. Okay.

It's unbelievable. Yeah, because you can save on wood. I mean, body heat is a wonderful thing. That's off. You guys just sort of, you know, just. We actually don't need heating in our bedroom. That's all I can say. And you never have.

Mum. Mum. No. Hey, I just wanted to let you know the real reason we got you on this afternoon wasn't actually weather related. I just wanted to let you know. Did you know Bree forgot her sister's birthday today? I did not.

I did not. Brianna, have you messaged your sister? Because you're in big trouble. I tried to call her and I was going to call her after the show. How many times? Yeah, how many times did you try and call her? Once. And what time did you put the first call through?

New Zealand time? I thought I'd let everyone else call her for her birthday and then I would get in later so that the phone lines weren't blocked up. Brianna, not good enough. Not good enough at all. Not good enough, I reckon. No. In fact, I reckon we need to take this family conversation off air.

So, Mum and Dad, do you want to just, I mean, it hasn't been completely weather-related today. Do you want to sign off for us? Signing off on there's going to be storms of brewing if there's no phone call made in Stanthorpe, I can tell you now. There you go. Back to you in the studio. She's very expensive, our weather girl, but she is very good.

Well, shit. There's a celebrity that has released their own nudes. Yeah. Which, and I hate stories like this. This story is actually really horrible. And the celebrity that we're talking about is Bella Thorne. Do you know who that is? I'm just.

So she was a Disney star back in the day. She was on a show called Shake It Up. And then she more recently has been on a show called Famous in Love. Yes, she's got the red hair. Got the red hair, super attractive. She was in that movie The Duff. She's been in quite a lot of stuff. Anyway, she's got like 19 million followers on Instagram or something crazy.

A lot of people and pretty famous in Hollywood. And she recently posted to Twitter and said, for the last 24 hours I've been threatened with my own nudes, and I feel gross. I feel watched. I feel someone has taken something from me that I only wanted one special person to see. Then she goes on to say, for far too long, I let a man take advantage of me over and over again,

and I'm sick of it, and I'm putting this out because it's my decision and now you don't get to take anything from me because I'm putting them out. She's leaking her own nudes. So she's leaking her own nudes so someone else can't have that control over them. Well, good on her. That's one way to take the power back. Yeah.

Because you're right. As soon as you do that, it's done. There's no more blackmail. Exactly right. Because. Well, what are you going to do? Yeah. I mean, sucks that she has to release her nudes but um same thing happened to

radiohead last week you know the band radiohead yeah someone hacked their archive not their nudes no one's paying any money for a radio i was gonna say who wants to see that now they hacked their archive and they got 18 hours of unreleased music wow and they said if you don't give us something like quite trivial, like $75,000, we'll release it. Radiohead are like, um,

dipshit, we're worth millions of dollars, but also we'll just release it. So they released their own music. Right. To cut the hacker off. And they released it. You pay for it.

It's cheap. And they're denoting all the money to climate change. That's awesome. So. And that's, that's the scary thing these days though, is that obviously, you know, there's, there's security stuff in place,

but some people are so smart. They just need your password. They just need your password, which is usually your password to everything, and then they can go into your cloud. That's the problem with the cloud, too. What's in there? I don't know.

I don't even know my password. The cloud? It's storage that lives in outer space and floats around the world. Yeah, like where is it? Russia, I think. I don't want my nudes up in the cloud. Speaking of your nudes, now that I've seen them. Now that I've seen your nudes, you might have missed this last week.

What? They weren't technically nudes. They were, kind of. I saw Bree's nudes in her phone. She still had her bra on, but it was like one boob in, one boob out. I thought this was over. It wasn't. I was lying about that bit.

It was just a bra. Okay. Like, do you want to release them? No. I don't want to release them. No one has them. Take the power back. No.

There is some power. I've got them burned into my retina. You're welcome. I could release a pencil sketch of them. I'd love to see that drawing By the way I'll get to it Brie and Clint

The Podcast ZM Listen up Harry Potter fans That means you Producer Ellie The biggest Potterhead we know Oh that music though Doesn't it just get ya?

Takes you back Oh it does And the biggest Harry Potter hater we know Brie I just don't understand Cause you haven't seen or read The Mate Well I tried but I got bored What the movies?

You got bored Yes You got bored of the movies Yes I can understand you getting bored of the books How much do I love movies? A lot It's part of your signature scent

Have you seen number three? Or did you stop after number two? Because it gets better you know Yeah but You've got to give them a chance to grow up And get better at acting Yeah Have you seen number three? Or did you stop after number two? Because it gets better, you know? Yeah, but I don't... You've got to give them a chance to grow up and get better at acting. Yeah. I don't want to watch something where it gets... Oh, it gets better.

You know what I mean? But it's still good. Yeah, you want to watch something where it gets worse. The first one I liked, and then you lost me at the weird screaming root plant thing. Oh, the mandrakes. What the hell is that thing? Well, this is news for people who actually like Harry Potter, okay?

Auckland is getting its own Harry Potter-themed train. Oh, I'm going to jump on board that. Yeah, just like the Hogwarts Express, although from what I can see for copyright reasons, I don't think we're allowed to call it the Hogwarts Express. We are getting a Wizarding Academy Express in September. Okay. How cool.

So you climb aboard the Wizarding Academy Express. It will depart from Waiuku's Glenbrook Vintage Railway Station and each carriage will have its own house. That also sounds very familiar. Oh my goodness, yeah. But for copyright reasons, we can't say what the names of the houses are. Right, yep. Mlyffindor.

Bravenhor. You'll get a one and a half hour train ride where you'll be taken through a variety of magical lessons, including spell casting and potion classes. And there's six different carriages. Does that sound exciting, Ellie? Yeah, right. So it's like a theme park type thing but it's a train

But it's on a train, yeah. I see No that was me doing the train. Oh was it? Woot, woot If you're interested in the train which is definitely not called the Hogwarts Express for copyright reasons it's coming in September

on September the 7th. Google it. Google Auckland Wizard Train, and you'll be able to find yourself a seat. I know it's not for you. Don't look at me like I've just run over your cat or something. People love Harry Potter, all right? They do. It makes people happy, okay?

Maybe it's because I can't read. That is a strong possibility. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. That is a strong possibility