ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 19th 2019

Episode Date: June 19, 2019

What’s the silly bet you lost?Dean McCarthy live from LASickie Hotline!Celebrity Treasure Island –Day3What was your brutal breakup?Large flatBree has big surprise for ClintBirthday Banger!New house on the marketWhat’s The Plot with Childsplay Day3Survival storyGrowing hornsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Hate you Listening to the podcast I have a question for you What's that movie called that's coming out really soon? I know, that's what I was going to bring up too And the storyline is a guy gets like Is it hit by lighting or hit by a car or something?

And then he wakes up and none of the beatles songs exist no one remembers the beatles except him yeah so he literally can pretend like he has written all these amazing songs is it called yesterday is that what it's called yeah it's called yesterday yeah here's my question to you guys and the producers do i remember a beatles. Well, I mean. La, la, la, la, la, la. I'm not a massive Beatles fan. Oh, you shut your mouth. Like I love Let It Be and, you know, the classics. But what if you could pick in this situation,

for it to happen to you, which singer or group's catalogue of music? Queen. Lady Gaga. Can you imagine me I come back Like it's now And I'm me And I'm wearing a meat dress And I'm just like

I'm beautiful And I'm gay I'm made of something Straight I'm on the right track And everyone's like This is the weirdest This is the weirdest shit

We've ever seen But the music is fire So straight to the top of the chart Would it have the same ring to it? Well this is what the movie is fire so straight to the top of the chart would it have the same ring to it well this is what the movie's about that's what the movie's about it's he's not the beatles he's just a guy with a guitar can you imagine click just dance gonna be okay so ellie you'd pick queen queen yeah i mean they've got a huge catalogue of songs so that's a good pick so i'm i'm. So I'm a gay icon lady.

Yep. And I'm a gay icon male. You're a gay icon man with a moustache. Yeah. Love it. Love it. Producer Ben. Okay, you're not allowed to say Elton John.

Elton John. He is allowed to say Elton John. No, I want him to stretch himself. I want to extend himself. Stretch himself. Fine. I'd say Michael Jackson then. Ooh.

Ooh. Controversial. Controversial. You said music catalogue. Actually, you know what? You said music catalogue. Actually, you know what? And that means Michael Jackson wouldn't have existed and we still get his music. I like it. You remove the man from the music.

Which so many people have tried to have that argument with me since the documentary. They're like, I just want to separate the music from the man. I'm like, you can't. You can't though. I want to be able to enjoy the music. I know what he did was wrong, but I'm not about that. But I love his songs. I just love the music So I'm like

You can't do that Especially beat it See now we're doing it Yeah What was your one? I don't know Maybe Beyonce I want to see Kesha

Shut up producer Ben I'm not a one hit wonder Aren't you? She's got TikTok Aren't you? Shut up Anyone who had a big Aren't you? She's got a tickle Aren't you? Shut up Anyone who had a big Catalogue of music

Who's got If you could erase Anybody's haircut And then keep it for yourself And no one knew That it was a celebrity's haircut Who would it be? Jason Statham

Alright Here's today's podcast What have you got to look forward to? God that was a good promo For that movie It was We're not even getting paid. Hashtag not sponsored.

Hashtag not sponsored. Hashtag make sure you go and see Child's Play. Clint gives birth in the podcast, so enjoy. And Brie gets her clothes off. Seriously, it's going to be a good show. Zit-in. Let's go. Now let me see you dance.

Zit-ins. Brie and Clint. Got it, everybody. Happy Wednesday. Wednesday? Happy Wednesday. Happy Wednesday afternoon. What's happening, everyone?

What's going on? Are you all right? It is a good show today. I'm very excited about a few things in particular. Well, I'm excited about 4 o'clock when Brie's latest Treasure Island training camp happens. We've got a special guest coming into the studio again. Yesterday it was Hilary Barry. Another guest.

Today another guest will join us for your next. No, not Maddie McLean. I mean, maybe. Could be. Four o'clock, your next surprise arrives. I'm particularly excited about just after five o'clock today where, trust me, if there's any time you have listened to this show, you're going to want to listen

today after 5. Clint doesn't know what's happening but I do. The producers do. I wasn't nervous about it. I wasn't nervous about it until you said, if there's one time you listen to this show, it's now. Right.

Okay. Okay. That's cool, man. That's cool. I can handle a surprise. I'm easygoing. I'm an easygoing guy. I can totally deal with a surprise.

Five o'clock. Can't wait. In fact, I'm excited. Hack the lead. Hack the lead. Also, we've got tickets to Child's Play. Four tickets. You and a whole group of mates go in the movies for free

if you beat Bree in our horror movie-themed Watch the Plot. That's just before six o'clock, about ten to six this afternoon. Oh, there's a lot. It's a jam-packed show. We should rip into it, should we? Should we rip into it? Let's rip into it. You tell us what we're ripping into it with.

I've got to tell you about this really dumb bet that I made last night and I lost. All right, let's rip into it. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Last night I went over to a friend's house and, you know, I'm living that Samsung life at the moment. Yeah.

Got my Samsung Galaxy S10. Yes, you do. Living that life and it struck me at that point that my phone was on low battery at my friend's house. And I looked at my friend and there was a few of us there. There was about three of us. And I said to my friend, I said, oh, does anyone have a Samsung charger? Yeah. And she goes, she's like, I think I've got one of the old Samsung chargers.

They've changed it recently. They've changed it. And then she goes, let me have a look at it. And she's grabbed my phone and she's had a look at the base of my phone where you plug it in. And she goes, oh, I reckon the new Apple MacBook charger would fit in there. Really? And I looked at her and I went, as if, as if the new MacBook Pro Apple laptop charger would charge my new Galaxy S10.

Yeah, I don't think that those two companies have a history of helping each other. No, no. And so, of course, me being an idiot, I said, I will buy you dinner at the Sugar Club if it fits. Now, for those who don't know the Sugar Club, it's a very fancy restaurant at the very top of the Sky Tower. Put it this way. Have you been there before? I've never been to the Sugar Club. Have you looked at the menu?

Because I can't afford it. But I was so sure, I was so positive that I wasn't going to lose this bet. Yeah. I threw it out there and she goes, deal. What did you have to gain from this bet? Absolutely nothing. I guess free dinner. You were just so adamant that you were going to be right

that you were going to get free dinner. Is that why you made the bet? Yeah, exactly. Anyway, she walks into her friend's room, grabs the MacBook Pro charger. I've actually got a charger right here. You've got the new one. This is the charger that she has brought back out into the room.

Yeah. She's grabbed my Samsung Galaxy S10. Yeah. No way. Guess what? It's charging. She's charging. And can I say, it charges super quick

this wow well your bet aside this is incredible this is a plus for me though because I found out that that is actually a thing

and you can charge because because you can charge your MacBook on that and and my S10 so usually people hate it when a charger changes

as soon as iPhone changed their phones to charge on that thing too, we're finally going to have charging harmony. Oh my God. We're going to have universal charges. We're finally going to bring the Samsung people and the iPhone people together and we can all live in harmony.

And we can all have multiple chargers in multiple rooms because you don't have to keep changing chargers when you change phones. Mate, you're missing the point. I bet like a $300 dinner based on this stupid bet. Yeah, good point. What an idiot. If you had made that bet with me, because you know how sometimes you make a bet

and you go, oh, don't worry about it. We just never get around to it. You would not say that. I'm ringing the sugar club and I'm booking our table. I'll be like, hey, do you guys have space available in 15 minutes? We're just going to jump in an Uber and head down. Because you want to cash in straight away. 100%.

I want to get it now. I want to get it right now. As soon as your phone is charged, we're going to that restaurant. I'm just looking up the menu at the sugar club. It's not good. It's not good? Well, I mean, it's good for her. Yeah.

It's awesome for her. You win some, you lose some. That's the nature of betting, right? Some of the stuff on here, they don't even have a price. That's when you know it's... Lunch is $130 per person. Oh, my God. Hey, I bet it's delicious.

That's all you need to focus on. It's delicious and you've just found yourself a new phone charger. So focus on the positives. Everyone makes dumb bets. Just yesterday, I bet producer Ben that my Chiefs are going to beat his Crusaders in the Super Rugby competition. Is that a dumb bet, is it?

I love the Chiefs. Are the Crusaders on a roll? Put it this way. The Crusaders, they're just an absolute machine. No, I don't bet with my head. I only bet with my heart. Everyone knows that is the best way to bet. Yeah, exactly.

We want to know from you on 0800DIALZM, what was the dumb bet that you made? What was the stupid bet that you made, probably with a mate, out of pure heat of the moment or maybe pride? What was it over? What did you wager? Yeah, what did you lose maybe?

What does your mate now own of yours? Because you wouldn't back down from a bit. That's the other bit. Stubborn people, they just won't back down from a good bit. 0800 dial ZM with your stories this afternoon or you can text us on 9696. You dumb bit yarns. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. What's the dumb bet that you've made? Yeah. Because, I mean, I find I do this a lot. I've made dumb bets with producer Ben. Some I've won. Some I've lost. You're very quick to fire off a bet.

Yeah. I love a bet. Yeah. I do love a bet with mates. It makes things interesting. It does. So long as you're betting responsibly, New Zealand. So long as you are betting within your means.

And with friends. I made a bet last night with one of my mates that the Apple MacBook Pro charger wouldn't fit into my S10 Samsung Galaxy phone. I bet a dinner at the Sugar Club, which is a very fancy restaurant. Very fancy restaurant. Super bougie. Turns out the charger does fit. You've done a great service for New Zealand, though. I mean, yeah.

Now we know that. I wonder how many people knew that. You now only need one charger. It's great. You can just bring one charger to work. Oh my God, yes. Yeah. That's awesome.

We want to know though, what's the dumb bit that you've made? There's a lot of good texts on the text machine. Do you want to hear one of them? Yeah. Someone said that, I bet my best mate if she won at pool, I would get her name tattooed on my butt cheek.

I totally lost and my partner went to read it after I got it done and instead of saying harms it looks like it says horny. Oh. And then I love on the text they wrote yay me. Yay me. Shay's here. Hey Shay.

Hey. What was the dumb bet you made Shay? I bet my girlfriend That I would be able to fix the car And if I did Then I'm allowed a paid night out with the boys Yeah Good wager And what happened?

I changed the brake pad And I put the wheel back on And I went to drive it out the driveway For its first test drive And the wheel fell off Yeah The boys The boys The boys The boys The boys I've got to call them way for its first test drive and the wheels fell off. Yeah. No boys, no boys, no boys, no boys, no boys.

I've got to call them and let them know I won't be coming out tonight. That is a great story. I'm going to text them all. This text, I bet a mate who, I bet a mate I couldn't hold my breath for two minutes and now I have a tattoo of a T-Rex on my arm holding a martini glass being held up by balloons. Love it. So that's just a great tattoo. It's a great tattoo. You've come out on top.

It's awesome. Hi, Callum. Hello. What was the dumb bet you made? Right. So, you know, me and the boys were just coming back from a concert up north, and, you know, we had a few lemonade. And then, bloody, so we played this game called odds on,

where it's like you count down from three, and it like out of like 10 and if you get the same number, you have to do something. So they said, oh, shave your head, bet you won't. And I was like, you're right, three, two, one. And I lost. And I shaved it all the way down to the, like, so I had no hair. I was bald. Once again.

You were Jason Statham lookalike, were you? Yeah, pretty much. Bit of Bruce Willis for you. Do you have a partner, Callum? Yeah, pretty much. A bit of Bruce Willis for you. Do you have a partner, Callum? Yeah, I do. Did you have a partner after that? It was a struggle. I do have to say, girls really don't like the bald look.

Would you say you kept your partner, but it was a close shave? It was a close shave. Too right, too right. Can I say I love the bald head on the guy. Do you? I love a bald head. You wouldn't love it on me. I look like a...

I love the perm on you. Mm-mm-mm. The perm was delish on you. Matt, welcome to the show. Why are these old guys calling up with dumb bets, eh? Matt, what was the dumb bet you made? Well, I'm a bit disappointed over this one. We were watching the Cricket World Cup

and I bet that New Zealand was going to win. And yes, I reckon I was that confident that I wanted to put my Harley Davidson on it. Oh! Yeah, it was for a jet ski, you know. I was like, nah, I'll back the black caps all the way. And then, yeah.

Did you bet against an Australian? Yeah, yeah, exactly. That was the whole point of it because my mate's Australian and, yeah. Who bets a Harley for a jet ski? Against a team who cheat at cricket. They're always going to win. They can't lose. They literally have sandpaper in their pockets, Matt.

Yeah, I know. It was like a bit of a mistake, but hey, we all make mistakes and I ended up giving him that, so. You gave him the Harley. Yeah, well, it's a bet. You know, a bet's a bet. You can't back out of it. Well, I respect you for going through with the bet, but God, you're an idiot.

There is another Cricket World Cup on right now. Are you tempted to go double or nothing and try and get your bike back? To be honest, I might have to give it a go. The boys are in good form, Matt. The boys are in red hot form. Yeah, I have to let you guys know. We should call your mate on air and ask him if he's up for it. Yeah, I'd be down for that, actually.

Okay, you wait there. We can try and set it up. Try and get your Harley back. You might have to buy another Harley, though, just so you know. Wait there, Matt. We'll put you through to the producers. That'd be good if that came off. Actually, I'd love to make a bet with Matt.

I want a Harley. Yeah, well, okay. Neither of you have one, by the way. So this bet will be the loser buys the winner a brand new Harley Davidson. Still good. And a dinner at the Sugar Club. Sounds good. All right, lock it in.

Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Let's go to Hollywood. Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground. Sounds good. All right, lock it in. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Let's go to Hollywood. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Sound the alarms. Stop the newspapers.

This is big. Someone on Instagram who is nearly one of the most followed people, Dean, has deleted their account. Well, they've deleted their Instagram from their phone and all of their devices. They are literally not even running their own account. 152 million followers. Selena Gomez has confessed.

It's not her. She doesn't even run it. She doesn't even look at it. She doesn't want anything to do with it. And it's so, yes. And guess who follows her? Channing Tatum. I know, it's a bit of a soft spot. No, it's too soon to say that name it's so, yes. And guess who follows her? Channing Tatum. I know, it's a bit of a soft spot.

No, it's too soon to say that name on this show, Dean. Sorry. We don't say that name anymore. This is a Channing Tatum free zone. Much like our trip to LA was. Fair enough. Exactly. Yeah, exactly.

Here's the deal. So if you're wondering why would she delete it and why on earth would she want to do with it, she kind of said, and it's a very, very valid point, Selena Gomez has come out saying that Instagram gives her so much anxiety and it's so many trolls and it's so much pressure that she doesn't even run her own account. Her assistant posts for her and she doesn't even look at it.

I want to know about it. And I kind of, I can see it. I've just realized Channing doesn't run his account. Maybe someone else is on his account. Well, that means that he doesn't run his account, maybe someone else is on his account. Well, that means that he doesn't follow you. No, maybe he used to and then he followed me and then now he doesn't run it anymore. You can't pick and choose when he runs it, when his assistant runs it. This is interesting to me, Dean, because she's saying Instagram is unhealthy, it causes anxiety.

But then she's saying, I'm going to keep a profile out there because it's beneficial for me. So she wants you to be on Instagram and follow her, but she doesn't want anything to do with it because it's unhealthy. If you're making a stand and saying Instagram is unhealthy, then get off it. Delete Instagram, right? Yeah, but maybe she's saying for her,

she has recognised that it's unhealthy. Maybe not for everyone, but for her, she said at this point in her life, maybe it's unhealthy. Right, but for you, 152 million, point in her life, maybe it's unhealthy. Right. But for you, 152 million, it's good. Keep hitting that like button. But who wouldn't have anxiety if they had 152 million people following them?

Yeah, that's true. Have Instagram commented on this, Dean? Do you know? Yeah, they did actually. They didn't really, they were pretty much on the fence about it. And they talked about like the positives of Instagram and how it connects people and things like that. They didn't talk about the fact that she gets trolled.

Imagine 150 million followers and many of them are Justin Bieber fans and all that kind of thing. So she's really been slammed over the years. No, they kind of said on the fence about it, but it'd be very embarrassing for them, the head honchos at Instagram, to hear her say it just causes anxiety

and it's kind of the root of all evil. Keep the money coming in. Keep the likes. I'll take the money though. Are you still keen to follow her if you and it's kind of the root of all evil. Yeah. Keep the money coming in. Keep the likes. I'll take the money though. Are you still keen to follow her if you know it's not her posting? Because that's the other thing about Instagram. It's a personal medium and if you're doing, I want to see what you've got to say, not what your assistant has to say.

Yeah, exactly. I don't care what your manager's got to say. Yeah, right. Okay. Really interesting. Very interesting. Dean McCarthy's Instagram is still live, by the way. No plans to delete that. So if you'd like to. And it's him running the Instagram is still live, by the way. No plans to delete that.

And it's him running the account. It's him running the account. He posts all the topless photos of himself. He's doing the shirtless selfies at the gym. If you'd like to see it, it's at MrDeanMcCarthy on Instagram. Dean, love you. Thank you. Bye, Dean.

Bye, guys. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Time for the Sikki Hotline. Hello. You've reached Bree and for the Sikki Hotline. Hello, you've reached Bray and Clint's Sikki Hotline. This is the Sikki Hotline, where we call places that we don't work and try and get a day off. We haven't had many wins recently.

You're letting the team down quite a bit, can I say, looking at the tally? You haven't had a win in ages either. You've had four losses in a row. Yeah, well, all right. Well, give me one that I can win today then. Okay, cool. I'm going to give you a win in ages either. You've had four losses in a row. Yeah. All right. Well, give me one that I can win today then. Okay, cool. I'm going to give you a winnable one.

Yeah. I'm going to give you the place to call, which is a very, very lovable supermarket, Countdown. Yeah. Lovable supermarket. I love Countdown. Oh, that's why it's lovable. Okay, yeah. And the reason you need a night off from your shelf packing shift is because you want to go to the celebrity fighting match that Paula Bennett is featuring.

Where she's fighting Brie from ZM. No, you don't have to say me. Yeah. If that comes up, but you don't have to say me. You just have to say Paula Bennett is in that charity fighting match. Okay, I'm working countdown. I'm on Nightfall. Okay. Can't do a Melton and Melon speaking.

Hi there. Hey, who's in charge of the Nightfall roster at the moment? The long life manager, Pardeep. Pardeep? Yeah. Yeah, is he around at the moment? No, he's Tuesday, Wednesday's off. Oh's Tuesday, Wednesdays off. Oh, Tuesday, Wednesdays off. If I had to get an urgent shift off,

sorry, I've only just started with Countdown. If I had to get a night off, like urgently, who would I need to speak to? Probably Parwin, his assistant. Is Parwin around? Sure. What was your name again? Johan.

Johan. Yeah. When did you start here, Johan? Last week. Last week. And did you come from another Johan? Last week. Last week. And did you come from another store or are you a new employee? I transferred from Pukekohe. Oh, because I haven't seen the payroll.

I haven't seen anything come across for you yet. Oh, buzzy. No worries. Yeah, thank you. I do the payroll. Hold on. What was your name? Manoj.

Oh, cool. Okay. Yeah, thank you. Hold on. Why do you always pick such an obscure name? I get nervous. Go with Tom or Ben. That guy was intimidating.

His voice was so deep. I haven't seen you on the payroll. What's the name? I don't know. Shit. Johan. Oh no, that's your name. Is that Powen speaking? Hi, is that Powen? Yes. Hi, that's your name. Paon speaking.

Hi, is that Paon? Yes. Hi, it's Tom here. I'm on night fill tonight. Yeah. And I'm trying to just let someone know that I'm not going to be able to do my shift tonight. Okay, so which is in grocery? Yeah, in grocery.

Okay, okay, that's fine, man. That's okay. That's okay? Yeah, no worries. Okay, no problems. Thank you very much. Okay. Oh, by the way, I'm going to a fight night tonight. Have you heard about the's okay. That's okay? Yeah, no worries. Okay, no problems. Thank you very much. Okay. Oh, by the way,

I'm going to a fight night tonight. Have you heard about the Paula Bennett fight that's happening? No, I haven't heard, but that's good, man. Yeah, do you know Paula Bennett? Yeah, yeah, I know her.

She's fighting that annoying Australian chick from the radio. Okay, yeah, that's good. I hope she knocks her out. Yeah, yeah, she will. Yeah, she will, eh? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, hey, you've been really helpful. Yeah, no worries, man. Thank you she will, eh? Yeah, yeah. Okay, hey, you've been really helpful. Yeah, no worries, man. Thank you, Bowen. Have a good night. You too. See you later. Did I just get a win? Can I just ask?

Did I just get a win? Can I just ask? Did I just get a win? Technically, you didn't use the excuse when he said you had the day off. I got it in there and he was totally fine with it. We can give it over to the third party. We'll go to the producers. Producers, do I get a point for that?

You can have a point. Yeah! Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. ZM's Brie and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Brie and Clint. All this week, we are doing everything we can to get Brie ready for her big television

gig. Of course, you're the new host of Celebrity Treasure Island. You've got that look in your eye and I don't like it. Yesterday, it was about recognising celebrities and we got Hilary Barron to do a flashcard exercise with you. No, I like that. You were good. You were good.

Not too bad. Today, we're very close. You leave on Sunday. Today is more about... What have you got planned? To perform well, we need you as relaxed as possible. If it's another massage,

it's not another massage. It's not. So next, we're going to get you another massage. No! Keep it cool. Now, I know last time you said you didn't... You're on TV now. Keep it cool.

Last time you didn't enjoy it. So this time, we've organised you a whole hour. Producer Ellie. You're meant to be my friend. So there's a masseuse coming in. Producer Ben. The wonderful team from Beaux, Visage, Spa and Wellness are on their way in to work on you for an entire hour.

You're going to be so relaxed by the end of this that you'll just be the best TV host there's ever been. You'll be cool, calm and collected. Hi, lovely to have you guys. Lovely, come on in. Hi guys. Look, they'll set up the table and when we come back, you'll be on the table

and it'll just be bliss for you for a whole hour. Can't wait to get naked at the workplace. Yeah. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. You're laughing now. You wait. Shush you, okay?

You be quiet over there. Sorry, I'm relaxing. Yeah, you're relaxing because it's Bree's Treasure Island Training Camp. Bree's Treasure Island Training Camp, day three. Very exciting. Bree is the new host alongside Matt Chisholm, formerly of Survivor, of TVNZ2's Celebrity Treasure Island. Why isn't Matt Chisholm in here doing this training camp with me?

Because he's a television pro. He doesn't need training. Yeah, good point. This is your first TV show and you're going to be great. But we want to make sure you're the best you you can be. So all this week, we're putting you into a training camp. Yesterday, Hilary Barry, television presenter, professional, came in with flashcards to help you recognise celebrities.

You did pretty good at that. Thank you, mate. And today, it's about relaxing. Today, we have organised the wonderful team from Beau Visage Massage to come in and give you a full hour-long full-body massage. That's right. I'm half naked at work. It's a delight.

Thank you, mate. I really appreciate this. You're very welcome. You're very welcome. How am I meant to do the show? How am I meant to work under these conditions? We've put a microphone under that little hole in the table. Bree's currently lying on the table.

They're lubing me up. Here comes some oil, okay? Here comes some nice, relaxing massage oils. And for the record, massage is one of Bree's favourite pastimes. No, you tell the truth. Bree doesn't know how much she likes massage yet. Tell the truth Brie hasn't had enough massages to know

That it's so good and so relaxing And it's exactly what she needs at the moment While she's a little bit stressed and a little bit nervous Yeah and I'm sure this Delightful but I'm sure it would be a lot better Without it being at my workplace Is that the issue that it's at work? Because we can pull the blinds

It'll just be a nice relaxing massage with you, the Beauvisage team, me, Producer Ben, Producer Ellie. Oh, Ross Boss has just walked in. He's having a nice year to see what's going on. Oh, great. Soundkeeper Gary. Oh, come on in, man. We could use some spare hands. No! Can we not get other people

in here? He could rub. I don't want to. No, thank you. This is such an HR issue. For the rest of the hour until five o'clock, Brie will be doing the show from the massage table. Nothing else changes. Is this to test my skills? Like how

much I can concentrate, like do my job and get a massage at the same time? Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's what it's for. That's why I organised it. No, this is about letting the stress leave you, Brie, okay? After five o'clock. Can't come soon enough because I've got something very good planned for you, mate.

Oh, I hope it's a massage because that would be lovely. Like the nice thing I've organised for you. Brie leaves to host Celebrity Treasure Island this weekend. Announced this morning, Moses Mackay of Sole Mio is going to be on the island. Oh, he has the voice of an angel. In the body of a Greek god. Literally.

Carl Burnett, Nick off Shortland Street, he's going to be on the island. Old school Shortland Street. I've heard he's like, is he like the Irene from Home and Away? Yeah, he's like the elf. Right, he's like the elf of Shortland Street. Yeah. And Sam Wallace from The Hits Breakfast, formerly Sam the Weatherman, is going to be on the island.

I can't believe Sam Wallace was announced because the other day Matt Chisholm and I, we were on The Hits on his breakfast show and he was giving it to us saying that he would never do a show like this and it's for celebrities who are washed up. Next minute, he's on it. Yeah, that's what you were saying too until they showed you the contract

and how much money you were getting paid. Shut up, you idiot. You just go back to your massage, okay? You relax. I'm so, mate, I am so relaxed. Good. That was a desired effect. If you are jealous, you can text Bree in 9696.

Just let her know what should she be thinking about on the massage table for the next hour as well. You know, salutations for herself. Mate, guess what? What? Payback's a bitch. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Bree coming to you live for the next hour from a massage table. Thank you, mate. What a lovely gift. You know how much I love massages. You're welcome. We're getting her ready for a celebrity treasure island. A little bit of advice coming through on the text machine as well. Bree, hold it in for an hour.

And I think you know what they're referring to. That was good. I'll pay that one. You don't want that to come out. The masseuse does not deserve that. We want to talk this afternoon and Bree's going to continue to do the show from the massage table. I'm a professional. She's a professional. A very

relaxed professional. We want to talk about brutal breakups this afternoon. There's a post that's going viral at the moment. I feel a breakup coming on. Weird. A lady has found out that her boyfriend is leaving her

In quite a brutal way This story is actually crazy So a man in Adelaide Has posted on the Adelaide rental property Facebook page Looking for a room in the northern suburbs I work full time I have great references I'm single

And I'm drug and alcohol free. I'm willing to pay up to $200 a week, bills included. Right. But the awkward part is that was her boyfriend who lives with her, right? His girlfriend, or so she thought, has commented on the post, what the actual F, babe? Since when were you single And needing somewhere to live What a great boyfriend you are

Just remind me again who the selfish one is Because it seems that it's you Not me What an awkward way to find out How do you have the audacity To put this up without even a thought For us Which is totally fair and what a ruthless

Way to find out that your boyfriend is leaving you. He should have talked to her. Come on. He should have at least like sent her the post first to go, I'm thinking of putting this up. And then he sends it to her and he goes, do you know any people that you can send this to? Because I really want to move out.

There's that episode of The Simpsons where they say, I'll do the breaking up for you. And they ring the boyfriend and they go, welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you. Also not a good way to break up with someone. Not a good way to break up with someone. Have you had a brutal breakup before?

Not really. Nothing like that. I've always, I think, yeah, no, I don't think so. Have you? No, nothing like that. Like nothing always, I think, yeah, no, I don't think so. Have you? No, nothing like that. Like nothing that's caught me that off guard. It's always been, at least it's always been in person, right? I've never found out online or from somebody else. But it would happen.

Yeah, of course it would. My brain goes straight to the episode of Sex and the City where she gets broken up with on a Post-it note. Oh, how does that go down? He literally writes on the Post-it note, sorry, I can that go down? He literally writes on the post-it note, sorry, I can't, and then just leaves that on her laptop. Is that Mr. Big? No, it wasn't Mr. Big.

Who was it on Sex and the City? It was a different guy, Burger, they called him on the show. Which one of the girls did he break up with? Not Miranda. Oh, Carrie. Yeah. She's my third favourite. Your third favourite.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet it goes, can I guess? Yeah. Samantha. No, Charlotte. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet it goes, can I guess? Yeah. Samantha. No, Charlotte, Samantha, Carrie, Miranda. I've got to level with you. I don't know which one is which. Fair enough.

For me, it goes blonde one, brunette one, other blonde one, redhead one. Fair. Yeah. Oh, $800 at him this afternoon. We want to know, have you had a brutal breakup? Has someone broken up with you in a really, like, unfair way? In a really, really bad taste. 9696, if you want to text us as well, let us know.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Bree's in paradise right now. In the midst of an hour-long massage. No one else gets this. There's no other radio show that gets a masseuse come in to specially massage them, and especially not twice. What's something that you really dislike?

Ice cream. Puppies. I don't believe it. Beautiful women. Old fruit. Seafood. I'm going to get you heaps of old fruit. No, no, you can't do that because that's a genuine phobia.

And if you do that, then that's bullying. Okay? We're talking about brutal breakups. Bree says on the massage bed, we're talking brutal breakups. A lady in Adelaide has just found out that her boyfriend is leaving her because he's posted on Facebook looking for a new flat. He didn't tell her that he was breaking up with her or moving out. He just went looking for a new flat.

And she saw the post on Facebook. Woo! Awkward. So we want to know, have you had a brutal breakup? There. And she saw the post on Facebook. Woo! Awkward. So we want to know, have you had a brutal breakup? There are so many texts coming in on this. Someone said I got dumped over voicemail because I didn't answer the phone. That's horrible. Oh, that is a dick move.

Who's doing that? Come on. Hey, Sam. Hello. First of all, how jealous are you that Brie gets a whole hour of massage today? Sam, don't encourage this. I used to not like massages, and I started getting them and they're great. See, you just need to have more massages.

Whatever. Tell us about your brutal breakup. Well, pretty much I went away for the weekend with a girlfriend and then she took the Monday off as well and I got home from work on the Monday afternoon and she'd moved all her stuff out. What? Oh, my God.

She... Yeah. What, so you found out because all of her stuff was gone? Yes. Oh, Sam. Did you ever see her again? Yeah, yeah, I did actually see her again. She kind of led me on for the next couple of weeks.

Oh, get out. Yeah. Yeah. You okay? You're better off. Yeah. You're good now? Way better off.

You're definitely better off than someone who would do that to you. Yeah, the anniversary was like two, it was on Monday actually. I worked it out. But no, I'm with a lovely girl now. And yeah. Congratulations.

Oh, I've always dreaded that, the come home to an empty house thing. That is so premeditated. It did happen to you. Yeah, it happened to me. Do you want to talk about it at all? Not really. Yep, fair enough.

That's quite recent. Quite recent. This time last year. She took all her stuff, including her vegan shepherd's pie recipe. Hey, Jade. Hi. What happened, Jade? Yeah, what's your brutal breakup story?

Well So he started posting photos With another girl on Instagram And he had like blocked me off everything What? And then I called his mum Because I was really close to his mum And she's like

Oh yeah he doesn't want to be with you anymore And I'm like Okay that's cool. What a coward, Jade, can I say? I know. He did it through his mum. Yeah. So I still talk to his mum, but it's quite awkward, like, if he's there.

And I'm like, okay, I'm going to go now. I bet the mum's like, I always liked you more. Oh, yeah, because he's with this other girl now, and we were best friends, me and this other girl, so it's really awkward. The story gets worse and worse. Jade, it's cliche to say it, but it's true. You are better off.

Oh, I for sure am. I definitely know that now. He has done you a favour, really. One more. This is Chelsea. Warning, this one is reasonably heavy, we've heard. But Chelsea, what's your brutal breakup story? Hi.

Yeah, it is quite heavy, but there's a nice side to it, I suppose. We had a little child who passed away when he was three days old. Sorry to hear that, Chelsea. Sorry, Chelsea. Oh, it is what it is. He would have been brain damaged. Yeah, it's a horrible story. Anyway, I decided to come back to New Zealand.

This was in Australia just to be with my family. I needed some time to be on my own. I stayed for about three months in Australia, but then couldn't do it. Anyway, I came back to New Zealand. I was in New Zealand for three to four weeks. We'd talk every day. And then I came back to Australia to no one at the airport. So then I was trying to ring to no one at the airport.

So then I was trying to ring him and he just didn't answer the phone. I ended up catching a bus back to my dad's house on the Gold Coast and very long story short, he had moved in with another girl in the time that I was in New Zealand. And I said to him, why don't you just leave me back in New Zealand so I could have been with my family and my friends? And he said to me, because I knew you wouldn't come back. So he wanted you to come back to the country, even though he didn't want to be with you.

Hey, I don't think he didn't want to be with me. I think he was so hurt from losing our baby, he just didn't want to be with me as a reminder. So he just didn't want me in his daily life, but yet he was so selfish, he couldn't just let me go. But everything happens for a reason and that was a good, it was a blessing for me to get out of the, to leave. I had to get out of there

so that was good. Chelsea we're gonna say it again you are better off so. And we are glad you're back here in New Zealand with us Yes, New Zealand represent for sure New Zealand represent, oh my god Yeah, girl. New Zealand represent for sure. New Zealand represent. Oh, my God.

I've got the perfect song, though. This is Billie Eilish and Bad Guy. Yes. Yes. This one's for you. Okay. Hey, thanks for calling us. Thank you.

Bye, Chels. Bye. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. The show today is half being done from a massage table. Bree's on the massage table, just relaxing before she heads to Fiji on the weekend to host Celebrity Treasure Island.

Why do you do this to me? To help, because I'm your friend. The masseuse is currently putting the elbow into the buttock region, which I personally love that bit. It's sort of the painful pleasure. Yeah. Yeah. Can we just drive a little bit harder?

Can we apply a bit more pressure? Just so you know, that's the danger zone too, the area that you're operating in. Okay, mate. It's like Chernobyl. You be nice to these poor ladies that you've dragged in here. They're doing a great job. Beau Visage Spa and Wellness,

they are doing a great job on you, which I know you appreciate. They are doing a great job on you, which I know you appreciate. They are doing a very good job. Because I know you love massage. I love them so much. They're my favourite. Here's a question for you. How many flatmates is too many flatmates?

What, me personally? Yeah, let's go with you personally. I think two is a good amount. Two plus you? Plus me, yes. You have to say that because that's your current format. You can't say, God, I'd love to just have one. Oh, one would be good.

Because then I'd say, which one do you want to get rid of? Oh, no, you can't ask me that. But genuinely, you reckon a threesome is a good way to go? Yeah, I think that's fine. A threesome's always a good time, you know? Okay, there's a new apartment for rent in Auckland which has 21 bedrooms. Ridiculous.

It's called The Co. And it's on, this is if you're interested. I'm not advertising it, but I kind of am. The Co. on Simon Street. 21 bedrooms, one kitchen. How? How? Is really, is the housing market in Auckland that bad? Is the rental market that bad that these are the options?

Well, I guess. I guess it's a symptom of that. It has a couple of other amenities. It has a movie room. Oh, great. Otherwise known as the lounge room. Good luck finding a movie that 21 people want to watch. Or an episode of a television

show that all of you are up to. How do you all go, okay, we're watching this show. We're meeting here at this time to watch the next episode. It's never going to happen. No, imagine trying to pick something on Netflix. A table tennis room. You don't need a table tennis room. Give us another kitchen.

Exactly. Or a bathroom. Okay, the bathrooms. That's a very good question. So, you've got three flatmate. No, you've got two. You're a threesome. And you have two bathrooms. Two bathrooms. How many bathrooms? Do you think you could operate on a one bathroom basis?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. But just. If you had four flatmates, could you have one bathroom? I wouldn't love it, but yeah. How many bathrooms would you need for 21 people? How many, like one between four people I think is okay. And so what, how many fours are in there?

24, 21 divided by four, 5.25, five and a quarter. Five or six? So you need four bathrooms for five, no, five bathrooms. Five bathrooms. Yeah, five or six bathrooms. Well, it's got nine, so that's good. Whoa. Nine bathrooms.

Okay, that's not too bad. Pretty good. Yeah, that's all right. But then I go, that's now too many bathrooms. Give us another kitchen. Yeah, imagine when everyone comes home. Take away three bathrooms. So there's six bathrooms.

And then give us four kitchens. And get rid of the table tennis room. Yeah, you don't need a table tennis room. Look, if you're looking for me to redesign this place, let me know. Also, the bedrooms themselves are only seven metres squared, which, if you're struggling to work that out, it's the size of a car park. Oh, my God.

Actually, I used to live in a place similar to this. Did you? Yeah, it was called College. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. And that completes a full hour of massage for Brie Thomasel in the studio. Congratulations, Brie. I can't believe you've just made me do a radio show half naked

whilst getting a massage. So I want to get you ready for a tropical island. Fiji. Where I will be getting no massages. No, that's the other thing. You can get really good massages in Fiji. Where I will be getting no massages. No, that's the other thing. You can get really good massages in Fiji. And of course, you'll be hosting Celebrity Treasure Island. The contestants will be on some rat-infested island.

You'll be in a luxury resort. I'm hoping so. You can get a masseuse at the snap of your fingers. So there's a little taster for you. Can I say, and this is me being honest, I don't like massages. I really, really don't like them. I've talked about

how much I dislike them and so nice of you to organise a second one for me. You're welcome. This has been a really good massage. Oh, good! I have maintained since day one

I'm actually really impressed. You don't not like massages. You just haven't had a good one yet. That's exactly what I've been saying. So would you say, hang on, sorry, are you saying Clint, you were right? I'm not saying you were right. Is that a thank you I hear coming out of your mouth? No. Are you thanking me?

No, I'm thanking the girls who are doing the massage. The Beau Visage Spa and Wellness team. Yes. You're thanking them and by association the person who organised them to come here, your friend and TV talent coach, the man getting you ready, getting you screen ready, Clint Roberts.

God, you talk some crap. Am I your, am I, oh my God, am I your inspiration? Am I the secret to your success? Shut up and let me relax

for the end of my massage. The massage is over. We'll just give you some time to get dressed. No, the massage continues. Just so, I mean, this is very visual and very visual for me. Brie has no top on. And she's very oily.

So we'll give you a minute to get ready, okay? I'm like a sexual slippery dip. Because the show's yours after this. Goes five o'clock next and then the show's all yours. Yeah, I'm in control and payback is a bitch. Really? Oh, yes, mate. Mate, you and I, we're good mates and we like to help each other out.

We do. And, I mean, obviously an hour ago you organised something for me that I hate, massage, but you're trying to help me. I'm trying to help you get ready for TV. Be relaxed. So that's the next thing that's coming up in my life. I'm hosting a TV show. Yeah. Something that is coming up in your life is you're having a baby very soon.

Yeah, any day now. With your wife, Lucy, who's doing all the work. Oh, my God, you've got the baby. Surprise. She's had it early. No. So something you've been talking about off air to me, which I found really interesting,

is that obviously you're a bit overwhelmed with the birth and what it's going to be like and you've been taking those classes. Antenatal classes, yeah. Yeah, and you said... They've been really helpful. Yeah, you said you've really enjoyed them and you've learnt a lot but you're still, you know, you're a bit scared and a bit concerned as to what it's going to be like.

I'm nervous. Yeah. And of course you would be nervous. Wait, are you talking about the baby or the birth itself? The birth itself. Right. Which I think you're nervous for both, right? I'm nervous.

I'm nervous for my partner, Lucy, and what she has to go through. And I'm nervous for the baby to arrive. What you just said there. Yeah. You're nervous for what your partner Lucy has to go through. Yeah, absolutely. Which is why I have created this. Is he ready for the birth?

Clinton Roberts, here it comes. I mean, she's going to do all the work in the birth. I thought... I'm a support person. You are a great support person. And something I think you would really love is to experience exactly what that birth is going to feel like for your wife, Lucy. No, I wouldn't like to experience that. I would like to empathise, not sympathise.

No, I know you, mate. And I know you would like to know what it feels like because you want to sympathise with your wife. And that's why I have organised, and thanks to the team from tenshire.co.nz, expect it mums, a Labor Tens unit, which is a contraction simulator. No, I don't need a contraction simulator. What we're going to do next. I don't need a contraction simulator. Clint doesn't know this, but we're about to go to a song.

I've got an actual hospital organised over here in the studio where I'm going to hook you up to the machine and we're going to take you through those contractions next. Let's play a song. We're going to hook you up to the unit. And guess what? Guess who's controlling? Not you.

Not you. I will be your nurse this afternoon. No, give it to Ellie. She's got a heart. And I will control the contraction simulator next. I organise you a massage and you go and do this. Okay, no, no, no. It's fine.

It's fine. I can do it. You should know what your wife's going to go through. I should know. You're right. You should. Okay. In that case, I'm excited.

Brie and Clint.'re right. You should. Okay. In that case, I'm excited. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Clint is a little bit nervous because I'm a really good friend and you're gonna be a dad soon and your wife is gonna go through

the joyous thing of birth and you're not gonna know what she's really experienced. Oh, I have a fair idea. I'll be in the room. Which is why I've created this. Is he ready for the birth?

Clinton Roberts, here it comes. I just need to thank Jane and the team at Tenshire, T-E-N-S-H-I-R-E dot co dot N-Z, for hooking us up with an electrical nerve stimulation, which is pretty much going to show you exactly what a contraction feels like for your wife, Lucy, when she goes through the birth in a few weeks. Yeah, can I just say thanks to Jane as well? I really appreciate it.

Jane, good friend of the show. So there's four electrodes stuck to my back. Why am I experiencing birth in my back? So literally a contraction is that crazy that it controls all of those muscles down there. Yeah. And we're going to simulate with you this afternoon what the contractions are going to feel like. Is this going to render me infertile? Because I want to have more of these babies, hopefully. No.

Lucy doesn't, but I do. No, it's literally a simulation. So we've got all the pads hooked up to your back, and I'm controlling the machine. Why are you qualified to control them? Because I'm a qualified doctor. Nothing, nothing. You're someone who dropped out of physio school.

All right, so I'm going to start pumping up the electrodes now, or whatever they're called. Oh, yeah, that's very tingly in my back. So you can feel it? Yeah, I can feel it in my back. I actually tested this before the show. It feels just like a buzz. It feels like there's electricity running through my back.

Okay, so you can kind of feel it? Yeah. Oh, that's stronger. It's right around my spine, just so we're clear. I hope it's meant to be there. Yeah, it's getting stronger again. Yep. So far, you're at a very low, low voltage.

Low voltage. This is a very early contraction where, as a female, she'd probably be like, oh, that's unusual. Right, okay. So this is the part where the midwife would tell us to stay home. Exactly. Don't come into the hospital yet. Don't come in yet. Don't come in.

You know, they told us that when a woman feels this, that the man should go and have a nap so that he's well. Oh, that's getting stronger. Right. So this is what's going to happen. I'm going to boost it up to a very strong contraction. Why so soon? And then. Why so soon? Birth takes a

long time. Why can't we do this over a few hours? You're really lucky because the baby is going to come real soon for you. And we're going to do a contraction. So a contraction will go for a certain amount of time. Is this not a contraction? And then you'll have a rest. No, this is a contraction. Okay.

Are you ready? Oh, no, it's very electric now. Just so you know, it's very electric. My ab muscles are starting to tense. Yeah. All right, are you ready? Yeah. Okay, so now you have a rest.

Oh, okay. And now you rest. Oh, it's pulsing. Okay. This feels much nicer. This feels more like a rhythmic massage. And contraction. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my whole back is tensing up. I don't know which way to lean, back or forward. Breathe through it. Breathe, Clint. Breathe. Breathe. Do the exercises you've learnt.

We haven't done the breathing bit yet. And relax. Okay, cool. That one was not so bad. Not so bad? Not so bad. That's not too bad. All right. So Not so bad. It was not too bad. All right, so you're having a rest now, but get ready because the baby... My vagina ain't ready for this.

The baby is going to start to crown soon. No, I'm not ready for crowning. I'm not ready to crown. The contractions are going to get through. No. Why can't I hear it? It's still inside my vagina. Here it comes.

Oh, I feel like I want to throw up. Breathe. Breathe with me. Breathe. You're a shit support person, by the way. I'm controlling your contraction. How long does this contraction go for? Oh, shit.

That was a big one. Should we go as a normal contraction? Yeah. Should we go what it would feel like? The highest. I'm ready to get this normal contraction? Yeah. Should we go what it would feel like, the highest? I'm ready to get this baby out, yeah. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. The baby is coming now.

This is a big contraction. It's big. It's big. I feel like I'm going to throw up. Oh, shit, it's over. I almost said an F word. Oh, God. That was what your wife Lucy is half going to feel

because you didn't even get close to the full contraction. Take me up. Take me up. You want to go full? Take me up. If she's going to do it, I'm going to do it. This is for her. We haven't planned for this.

Okay, this is for my wife. If she has going to do it, I'm going to do it. This is for her. We haven't planned for this. Okay, this is for my wife. If she has to do it. All right. If she has to do this, then I have to do this. Are you ready to feel what it's going to feel like? Just once. All right, just once. We haven't planned for this.

Just. Okay, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. Oh, breathe. A little bit longer. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Oh, everything feels like it's going to come out my butthole. Oh. And it's done. And it's a boy. Can I just say, Lucy, I'm so sorry for what I've done to you. Oh. And that is the miracle of birth. Can I just say, Lucy, I'm so sorry for what I've done to you. I will stop complaining about the contractions because someone has texted, we just simulated birth contractions on me

with what's it called, a TENS machine. It's a TENS, yeah, TENS unit. Someone said, hey, Clint, I had 32 hours of that. You had three minutes. How about you buy Lucy some flowers on the way home? Good idea, tens unit. Someone said, hey, Clint, I had 32 hours of that. You had three minutes. How about you buy Lucy some flowers on the way home? Good idea, I think. Good idea. Hey, life is all about perspective, okay?

And now I have some. Now once she's had the baby, I can say to her, I know exactly what that felt like. For three minutes. All right, let's get a Birthday Banger for a Wednesday. We get your birthdays, figure out what was number one on your 16th, and then we pick one of those songs. Kia ora, Stevie.

Hi, Stevie. Hello. What's your birthday? 18th of September, 1986. Okay, Stevie, you were 16 in 2002 on the 18th of September, and this is your Birthday Banger. You don't know what you mean to me. Yeah.

It's amazing. It is amazing. From Nellieville, Nellie and Kelly Dilemma. Take me there. Oh, it's good. That's the one where if you zoom in closely, she was texting him off one of the first phones that had the screen that flipped out, but she's texting on an Excel spreadsheet.

Seriously, Google it. That's so funny. They Photoshopped it but she's texting on an Excel spreadsheet. Seriously, Google it. That's so funny. They photoshopped it in. She's on an Excel spreadsheet. Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hey. Caitlin, what's your birthday?

23rd of September, 1990. Okay, you were 16 in 2006 on the 23rd of September, and on that day, this was number one. Right there. And on that day, this was number one. Right there. That is a good one. And you're her. Chingaling. It is good, isn't it?

It is very good, yeah. Hey, can I just put one thing in on the childbirth? Yes, please. Well, I've got two. Can I just put it this way? Yeah. If you were one of these people who, by some miracle, didn't know you were pregnant and you went into labor,

you would seriously think you were dying. Yeah. You really would. It would, yes. Wait, are you trying to make the process sound easier or worse? Oh, look, I think it's better because you're prepared. You know you're not going to die, so, you know, there's a means to a means. It's a lot better knowing, I think, isn't it, Caitlin?

Because you're like, well, I kind of know why I'm feeling like I'm going to die. That's right. That's exactly right. You've got two. It is true. You do forget it once you've finished it. It's all you forget straight away. And then you don't have another one, don't you?

You've got two. And then you go, I'm never having any more. You've got two now. What's your best advice for me? What can I do to be the most useful when it happens? Oh, you just need to do everything your lovely Lucy tells you to do. Okay, I can do that. Just shut up and hold a hand.

And get a wet flannel. Last one. Cinnamon. Hi, Cinnamon. Hi, Cinnamon. Hey. What's your birthday? 28th of March, 1995.

Okay, you were 16 in 2011 on the 28th of March. And back in 2011, this topped the charts. Speaking of birth, Born This Way, Lady Gaga. Yeah. Into it? Yeah, I am. Yes, queen. Who doesn't love some Gaga?

What are we going to play? Gaga, Chingy, or Nelly and Kelly? I'm really torn today. I like all of them. Yeah, I like them all too. Have we played the Gaga one recently? I don't think so. Okay.

I feel like I want to hear Chingy. Same. Yeah? Yeah, I'll go with you on that. We can do that. Okay, that means... Caitlin. Caitlin, we're playing your birthday banger.

Thank you, that's awesome. I will turn up the volume on my way home from daycare. Yeah. Yeah, girl, get it. It's about time those babies of yours learned about Ching-a-ling, right? It sure is. King Ding-a-ling. Bree and Clint, ZM. I like the way you do that right there Straight your hips when you're walkin', let down your herd

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Oh, what you do Bree and Clint This is ZM and that's the winner of Birthday Banger Chingy Oh, oh, oh, oh, what you do. Bree and Clint. This is Zedium and that's the winner of Birthday Banger. Chingy and right there. Ching-a-ling. Do you want to give your mind-blowing Lady Gaga effect? Someone just texted in and we had Cinnamon on the phone for Birthday Banger and her Birthday Banger was Born This Way, Lady Gaga.

Mm-hmm. Her birthday banger was Born This Way, Lady Gaga. Cinnamon was born on the 28th of March. Guess when Lady Gaga was born? 28th of March? That's correct. So that means Cinnamon's birthday banger on her birthday is Lady Gaga's number one song, which is also on Lady Gaga's birthday. Yes. Mind blown. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

I want to read out this listing of this house and you tell me if you think it's a good deal. Okay. Five bedrooms. Good deal. It is. I don't know the price yet. Five bedrooms. I'm thinking about just like putting a tent in the backyard and saying it's for the sleep out when we have to sell our house. No, sorry. Okay. Five bedrooms. Five bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms. Good deal. Two hectares of property. Yeah. Good deal. And it's got sea views. Good deal. Well,

I think river views. Oh, hang on. I don't even know how much it is. It's got water views. Yeah. And the house is on the market for $739,000. Whoa, that's cheap. So pretty good. Two hectares, sea views, five bedrooms, it's a mansion. Yeah.

Yeah. Where is it? What's the catch? Well, there's just one catch. In the backyard is a volcano crater. Right, okay. But it hasn't erupted recently. What's recent?

Because in volcano years, a thousand years is recent. Multiple thousands of years. Multiple thousands of years. All right. A couple of thousand years. Yeah. Well. What are your thoughts? It's got great bathrooms. They A couple of thousand years. Yeah. Well, what are your thoughts?

It's got great bathrooms. They've just been redone. Yeah. Good wood flooring. Yeah. Stylish. Now, look, you might disagree with me, but I think good deal. Because, and I'll tell you why, I'm from Rotorua,

and that place is a geothermal wonderland where I know multiple people who had a geyser erupt underneath their house. Jesus. Did it let them stop them being great people? No. Did they lose their house and struggle to get insurance? I mean, yes, but... Oh, actually, it's not a good deal.

It's not a good deal at all. It is... Do you need more info on the volcano crater? Yeah. It is in Australia, which, I mean, not many. When did that sort of volcano erupted in Australia?

Long time ago. Long time ago, yeah. Long time ago. It is the fifth most recently active volcano in Australia. At a few thousand years. Yeah.

Yeah, still, I'm kind of into it because I'm picturing if it's warm, then you could fill the crater with water and then you've got naturally heated

swimming pool in the crater. Is that an option? How big is the crater with water, and then you've got naturally heated swimming pool in the crater. Is that an option? How big is the crater? It's pretty big. It's a volcano crater. It's not a small volcano. Have you ever seen that movie Dante's Peak?

No. Don't watch that if you want to buy this. Okay, cool. $700,000 though. Yeah. Five bedrooms. That'd be a nice one700,000 though. Yeah. Five bedrooms. That'd be a nice one-beddy apartment in Auckland. With that, no car park.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Chucky? Bree and Clint's What's The Plot? The horror movie edition. Child's Play comes out on June 20. Is that tomorrow? That is tomorrow. It's Play comes out on June 20. Is that tomorrow? That is tomorrow. It's out tomorrow. Everyone's favourite killer doll,

Chucky, is back. And this time he's more than just a doll. He's your brass friend. It looks terrifying. If you would like to go and see it with three friends, so we'll send your whole crew. Yeah, take a support group. Take a support group with you. All you've got to do is beat Bree at her own game. Watch the plot.

The twist is they're horror movies and she hates horror movies. I haven't seen many of them. Vinny gets a go first. Hi, Vinny. Hi, Vinny. How's it going? Do you know your horrors? Oh, yeah, pretty good.

Yeah, okay. No, I'm going to start reading the plot line to these movies. If you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your name. Don't wait for me to finish. Here we go. It sounds like just another urban legend, a something filled with nightmarish images, which lead to a phone call foretelling the viewer's death.

Bree. Bree. The ring. The ring is correct. Ah. Ah. Okay. Movie number two. Cole is haunted by a dark secret.

He is visited by ghosts. Brie. Brie. Oh. Silence of the Lambs? Silence of the Lambs? Silence of the Lambs. Incorrect. That's a free guess for you, Vinny.

Saw. Saw. Incorrect. It's cool. I'll keep going. Cole is haunted by a dark secret. He is visited by ghosts. Cole is frightened by the visitations from those with unresolved problems

who appear from the shadows. He is too afraid to tell anyone about his anguish, except child psychologist Malcolm Crowe. Oh, I know this movie. As Dr. Crowe tries to uncover the truth... And Bruce Willis is in it. The truth about Cole's supernatural abilities. You're absolutely right.

What is it? The consequences for client and therapist are a jolt that awakens them both to something unexplainable. I know it. I will start spelling the name of the movie and you will have the chance to buzz in whenever you want. T-H-E-S-I-X-T. Brie. Brie. The sixth sense is correct. God, Brie, you failed me.

God, I don't think we're going to have to go that far through it. Vinnie, have you seen any horror movies? Let's do one more. Okay, Vinnie. It's flipping hard on the speakerphone, eh? Yeah, well, why are you on speakerphone? It's flipping hard on the speakerphone Yeah well why are you on speakerphone It's flipping hard for us as well Can we not be on speakerphone

Yeah hard hold on two seconds Oh my god Yep done Oh that is so much better That is a relief I'm going to do one more I'm going to do one more If you get this I'll give you a double pass

No four tickets to Child's Play. Yep. After a nature photographer dies on assignment into Venezuela, a poisonous spider hitches a ride in his coffin to his hometown in rural California where arachnophobe Dr. Ross Jenick Brie. Arachnophobia. Arachnophobia is absolutely correct.

All right, Vinny. Vinny. Vinnyny we're going to give you some tickets and just tell you you go away I'm kidding I'm kidding thank you for playing

and we are going to send you to the movies Give him the tickets poor Vinny Oh thank you Just be careful It doesn't sound like you've ever seen

a horror movie so just be careful this one's quite scary It's a scary one Vinny Just so you know what you're in for Oh thank you no worries it sounds very nice over the radio oh what's that he loves your voice oh thanks vinny i've

never heard that before brie and clint the podcast zm hey i've got this story this um survival story to tell you and it's kind of long but it is absolutely fascinating so it's in the herald today it's a guy called remo pita pongi i think is how you say his name uh and he has been rescued bobbing around in the ocean two and a half kilometers out to sea wow so that is absolutely terrifying and where was it where was it near it was near a portico on the east coast right so him and his brother had a fight the night before and his brother left him behind at the beach. Okay. He slept on the beach.

He didn't know what to do. Lit a fire to keep warm. And the next day he goes, well, I don't have a way home. I'm going to walk home to Kawaro. How far is that? That's 80 kilometers. Eight zero. Well, that's ridiculous.

Maybe he could catch a lift. No. Well, maybe he could. Maybe he could hitchhike. He decided to walk it. He Google-mapsed it, and it said 80 kilometres. But according to him,

Google-mapsed at one point as he was walking down the coast, said to him, if you swim from this beach to this other beach, you will cut 25 kilometers out of your journey. It's a fair bit.

But how much did he have to swim? He had to swim, I think it might have been visible. I think the beach might have been visible on the other side. Right. So it's not super far. But the problem is he got in the water and he instantly got caught in a rip current and he got dragged two and a half kilometers out to sea. That is terrifying.

It's absolutely terrifying. But putting yourself in his shoes, I mean, big shortcut. Big shortcut. You probably would have given it a go. It's over 20% of the entire journey. And if you've got to walk 80 kilometres back to your town of Kaurau, and Google Maps is telling you to do it, that's the other bit. We just kind of blindly trust Google Maps now. If you're driving and Google Maps is telling you to do it, that's the other bit. We just kind of blindly trust Google Maps now.

If you're driving and Google Maps says, go off this cliff, most of us probably would. Drive into that roadworks. Okay. Okay, well, Google sees it. Google's telling me to. So he hops in, and he gets sucked out to sea, and he's bobbing around on a log, and he's stuck.

Like, essentially, he's a goner. He's gone burgers. He's going to die. I don't, he's a goner. He's gone, Burgess. He's going to die. I don't think he's a particularly good swimmer. The only reason he's still around is because he's holding onto this log. And then he remembers that his phone that he has Google Maps on is waterproof. Shut up. So he pulls out his phone from his pocket and he calls 111.

And 111 connect him with the, I think, Whakatane Lifesaving Club. And they start directing them to where he is in the water. They're on this three-way conversation. He's like, I'm floating around in the ocean. I don't have a boat. Please come and get me. That is, can you imagine getting that call? You'd be like, okay, kids.

I'd be like, it's a prank. Yeah, stop prank calling us. This is a prank call. Yeah. Before they could get there, just a random jet skier happened to find him. Picked him up. Yeah.

They jet skied over to the sky. Because if you saw a guy two and a half k's out to sea on a log, and you're on a jet ski, you'd probably go and check it out, right? So they go and check him out, pick him up, take him home. He's fine. He's totally fine. He survived. I wonder who's going to play him in the movie.

They'll get what he looks like correct, because while he's out there, he's taken a selfie of himself in the ocean before he's rescued. And I get it, maybe upload to his cloud or something before he dies, and be like, this is my last photo. This is the selfie of him floating around in the ocean before he was rescued. He looks peaceful. He looks fine. He looks happy.

He looks like, this is my fate. Good moustache too. That is the incredible survival story in the New Zealand Herald today of Remo Pita, Pongi and the 80 kilometre journey from Opotiki to Kowaro that ended up in the middle of the ocean. Keep your phone charged, New Zealand. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Very concerning results coming out of the Sunshine State,

Queensland in Australia, about a study that they've been doing on kids between the age of 18 and 30. Yeah. Well, kids, young adults. Yeah. I'm still a kid. Millennials. Yeah, millennials.

They're saying that the younger generations seem to be developing horns in the back of their skulls due to the extended use of technology like smartphones and tablets. That is drastic. That we should be growing horns because of our cell phone use. So they're saying because of, yeah, that constant bad posture where you've got your neck in that certain position, they're saying, yeah, there's bad posture where you've got your neck in that certain position, they're saying, yeah,

there's this weird horn-like thing that people our age, well, not you, Clint, because you're old, are developing. You're out of the age bracket. I'm a 30-something. No, 18 to 30. Oh, well, okay. You're the one with the horn, so it sucks to be you.

They did this study and they got 218 people between these ages and then they had a look at the x-ray of their skull and they found that 41% had developed a 10 to a 30 millimeter bony lump at the back of their skull. A horn? A horn. Okay. So I've brought the producers into the studio.

Yeah. Hello guys. Hi guys. Because we're all in that millennial category. Clint, you're a little bit too old. I'm an old millennial, okay? So I thought we could do a test this afternoon. I am actually a semi-qualified physiotherapist because I do uni.

I'm actually trained. You're going to inspect their horns. I'm going to inspect the horns. Producer Ben, if you want to make your way over. Take your hat off. So for people listening, where are you looking for this horn? So you can check yourself. At the back of your head. Give yourself a horn exam.

Just where your neck, your spine would kind of finish yeah and where it meets your skull yeah okay so just kind of there almost yeah the little yeah so ben oh yeah oh fiddling yeah hold on is that nice oh no it doesn't look like no horn hold on wait hold on can you come over Ben, though? Just bring your head over here. Oh, no, there's nothing in there. Hey, I didn't think he would have one. He doesn't strike me as a head-down-screen type of person very much.

He's a tramper. Whereas producer Ellie, it's literally her job to look down at a screen all day. She's our digital producer. She makes our videos. She runs our social media. Yes, so make your way over here to the physician. She's our digital producer. She makes our videos. She runs our social media. So make your way over here. To the physician. She has a great one as well. It's quite nice. So you're in for a treat.

You enjoyed your exam? God, you've got a lot of hair. Get through the hair and tell us, does producer Ellie have a horn? You've got something. Can you feel that? What is that? Is that a piece of gum? Is that a tumour?

It's not always just because you've got a lump. Does it mean it's a tumour? No, I don't think she has it either. No horn for you either. But they are quite young. I myself am in the older. Do you want me to examine you for a horn? Okay, come around here.

Come around here. Let me feel for a horn. Okay, so just so. Come around here. Let me feel for a horn. Okay, so just so you know, we're checking the back of the skull. Yeah. At the very base of the spine where it joins the head. Oh, you've got a very flat head. Did your mum turn you when you were a baby? Seriously?

Seriously, you could press a dinner plate on there. It's a sore point. Hats don't fit me. You could eat dinner off that thing. It's all good news. No horn for you. No horn. Congratulations, everybody. Just regular old flathead. Horn-free zone. ZM's Free and Clint The podcast If you enjoyed this podcast

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