ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 19th 2020
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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where very shortly we will do the
international birthday banger.
We didn't do one last week.
Oh, we didn't because we're talking, saying goodbye to Ellie.
We did some crying.
Yeah, that's right.
But we're back up and we're going to do the birthday banger podcast edition.
We are shortly.
Just before then, remember how we did a purely skincare focused podcast intro this week?
It was great.
Have you seen we've been offered more advice?
Have we?
What's the advice
so we talked about
our love of oil
cleansing
yeah
and Samantha
Pig has come
through and said
you were talking
about your skin
care routine
on the podcast
the oil cleanse
is best used
for removing
makeup
built up
sebum
what's sebum
s-e-a-b-u-m
I don't know
sebum
I guess it's like
skin
maybe like yeah Michaela intern Michaela do you know what that is E-A-B-U-M I don't know Sebum Sebum I guess it's like Skin Filts
Maybe like yeah
Micaela
Inter Micaela
Do you know what that is?
Yeah
Yeah it's like the
Skin build up and stuff
You like get it on your nose
Especially I think
Like in the pores
Dead skin cells and stuff
Yeah
Yeah right
Body juice
Body juices
Body juice
Yeah
Maybe
Okay I'll
Face stuff And oil plugs Then you should use After using an oil cleanser Body juices. Body juice? Yeah. Maybe? Okay, I'll go.
Face stuff.
And oil plugs.
Then you should use, after using an oil cleanser,
you should use a normal cleanser to remove oil and replenish the moisture.
I don't know how another cleanser would replenish the moisture.
I feel like cleansers are just taking moisture out.
And then every third day, use an exfoliator to remove dead skin cells.
I know all this, right?
Chemical exfoliators are better.
Lastly, moisturize and then maybe a serum.
The thing is, is that if it's more than three steps, I'm out. You've lost me.
I'm out.
Yeah, 100%.
And to be honest, I'm pushing it when I put the eye cream on,
but I count that as half a step.
So I'm doing three and a half.
I got through 30 years of my life with flannel.
That was the skincare routine.
With what, normal soap?
No, flannel and hot water.
Just a flannel?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I look back at that guy now.
Hey, it's better than what some people are doing.
Yeah, I look back at that guy now and I go, oh, life was so simple for you, wasn't it?
Hey, that's a good life.
Yeah, I miss that guy.
But we're here where we are.
You know, knowledge is a curse.
Now I have to oil cleanse every night,
add eye cream. Did I say,
did I tell you, the girls, because I've been
going to About Face, which is
like a skin clinic kind of,
you know, they do all natural type of
microneedling and that stuff.
They told me that... Natural microneedling?
Well, it's all, it's no injectables or fillers or anything.
It's all like micro-needling or lasers.
I thought they got some kind of natural spiky,
like a hedgehog or something and roll it over your skin.
No, but they're not injecting anything into your face.
They're doing all the natural stuff.
Anyway, they said to me they were listening to our podcast the other day.
Oh, really?
They were listening to us talk about our skincare and how we're trying to-
We've become those people.
You know when you open an influencer's story and they go,
Hey, guys, a lot of you have been asking about my skincare routine.
We're literally talking to you about our skincare routine,
which is a great time to bring up my new partnership with Oil of Olay.
Or not.
Let's do the birthday bangers.
Yeah, let's do it.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Or not, let's do the bar birthday bangers Yeah, let's do it So these are from all over the world
You've told us on our podcast Facebook page
The Bree and Clip Podcast family
Your birthday
And we're going to do some global ones now
That's right
Let's kick it off with Tori from Missouri, USA.
G'day, Tori.
Her birthday's on the 11th of May, 1995, so she was 16 in 2011.
And on the 11th of May in 2011, this was number one.
Weird song.
I like it, though. I like it though.
I like it too, but it's got one of the weirdest verses from Kanye on it of all time.
What does he say?
He comes in and he goes, tell me what's next, alien sex.
Oh yeah, that's right.
And she's like, inject me with your loving, fill me with your poison.
And then Kanye's like, I'm picking up on it, we're doing alien sex innuendo.
So he comes in hot and he goes,
tell me what's next alien sex.
I think he missed the mark
because I think she was talking
about Russell Brand.
Yeah.
And how she was,
she was,
it was a metaphor
because she's like,
he's out of this world.
I've never met anyone like this before.
And Kanye's like,
yeah, we're fucking aliens.
Yeah.
E.T. motherfucker.
Okay.
This is for Carl Masher from Minneapolis in Minnesota in the United States.
Cool.
Okay, Carl was born on the 7th of July 1970, so he was 16 in 1986.
And Carl, this is your birthday banger.
I'll keep holding on.
I'll keep holding on
I picture this song to be like in a cool whiskey bar or something.
Oh yeah.
Like someone's playing in the corner on the piano.
Someone is a redhead by the name of Mick Hucknall
from the band Simply Red.
This is, I mean, I love a 90s emotional anthem.
Yeah.
And this fits the bill
I love this song
I do like Simply Red
Yeah
Pretty good
Okay, one more for Ashley Shin
Schneider
Schneider
And she's from
Oh, three USA
I like it
USA
USA
USA
She's from Indiana, USA
And she was born on the 6th of January 1994 So she was she was born on the 6th of January, 1994.
So she was 16 in 2010 on the 6th of January.
And Ashley, this is your birthday banger.
Banger.
Pretty good.
I think this was the most profitable song in 2010
Right
I'm pretty sure
Back when we were buying CD singles
Yes
And still buying songs off iTunes
What a waste of money
I've got so many songs on iTunes
Same here
What's the winner today?
What's the song we're going to go out with?
Oh
You want this?
Just sit in the mood while we decide. Welcome to
some
emotional chats.
I haven't even pushed play on the right channel.
There we go.
It's not my fault. It's a stupid system.
There's one channel
that doesn't work. And now there's me singing
with nothing underneath me.
Holding back the years.
Thinking of the days.
I just want a bit of a reality check.
Michaela, who's our intern at the moment, you're 22?
21.
21.
20.
She's 20.
She's 20.
Ben, can you turn the thing off?
Oh, God. Thank you. How are you making Ben do it? Well, I can't do it. He's 20. She's 20. Ben, can you turn the thing off? Oh, God.
Thank you.
How are you making Ben do it?
Well, I can't do it.
He's got it on.
Have you ever heard of Simply Red?
No.
I have not.
Good.
Have you ever heard of the song?
It's not an insult to you, by the way.
It's an insult to us.
No, you probably shouldn't know who they are, considering you're 20.
What's the music?
Have you ever heard of Katy Perry?
Oh, I think so.
She's from the 2000s. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've heard of her.
I think it also depends on what your
parents listen to. My parents
listen to so much Simply Red.
So that was like one of their big ones? Yeah.
Yeah, cool. And what was the other
big ones? Aaron Neville and
UB40. Right. Yeah.
We had a bit of UB40, but no Simpsons.
What else, Michaela?
Oh, Led Zeppelin.
Yeah, that was big.
Yep.
Michaela's 20.
Her parents were into Justin Bieber.
Early Chris Brown.
She's not that young.
My mum listens, so she loves all that stuff now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not back then.
Oh, cool.
Anything else that your parents listened to?
All sorts, really.
They both had very different genres of music.
And producer Ben, what about your parentals?
Both love the Eagles, UB40s, Elton John.
Elton John, I can tell you.
The Eagles can get in the bin, in my opinion,
but the rest of those are dope.
Yeah, nice.
Don't mind the Eagles.
They're just so, like...
A lot of chill-out albums. Yeah, I know. A lot of chill-out albums. There is a lot of Dremel assaults. Very chill just so like. A lot of chill out albums.
A lot of chill out albums.
Very chill with the Eagles. Which means I know a lot
of those number one songs, but I don't know who they
are. They literally wrote the song Take It Easy.
That's an Eagles song. And that's all they
do. Anyway, this is not about my hate for the Eagles. This is about
Simply Read and the podcast eventually.
Just chill out.
Just chill out. Have a great weekend everybody.
There's a podcast break.
There'll be a week without it because we're going on holiday. So don't freak out. Just chill out. Have a great weekend, everybody. There's a podcast break. There'll be a week without it because we're going on holiday.
So don't freak out.
We'll be back Monday week and the podcast will be back too.
Bree's going to the beach.
I'm going to the beach.
Ben's going to the bush.
Sometimes I go to the bush.
So Bree's going to the bush at the beach.
Nice. Going to the bush at the beach. Hey.
Hey, Google, what's the time?
It's 3pm, give or take a minute.
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, Good afternoon everybody Welcome to Friday
No, no, no
That's not how we start the show on a Friday
How do we start the show on a Friday?
You remember I told you
How we start the show
Is it the
You don't
Is it the song?
The song.
Right.
I forgot because we rehearsed it on Wednesday and then I forgot.
Exactly.
So if you could just bring us in.
Okay.
And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four.
Friday, Friday, you're the best.
Friday, Friday, it's the best.
Friday, Friday, forget the rest.
Friday, Friday, it's the best. Yeah, Friday. Forget the rest. Friday, Friday. It's the best.
Yeah.
It was better in rehearsal.
I mean, I think we'll get there.
Big day on the show.
We've got $500 cash to give away thanks to Bonus Banger.
We've got a Bonus Banger.
You hear it every morning with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan.
And today, our Bonus Banger is Jason Derulo.
So tell me, girl, what you say?
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and it will play before 5 o'clock,
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We're calling it the bonus bonus banger.
The bonus bonus banger.
Plus at 5 o'clock, Friday Okie is back.
With this shocking choice
of song from Brie. No, this is
a fantastic lyrical
genius. Khalees,
thank you. You reckon? Yes.
You reckon? It's pretty simple. She told me
get a milkshake and the boys
will come. Turns out
it doesn't actually work that way.
We'll give it a go at 5 o'clock next though.
Calling all triplets, all
quadruplets,
all pentagon kids.
I don't know. We want to talk to
you guys next at M.
I want to take you to
Texas just quickly for a story.
A 34 year old lady by the
name of Janu and her
partner decided that they wanted to have a child
to complete their family. Great, fantastic.
They already were a family of three because
they had a dog and they said
you know what this family is missing? A human
child. A kid. Not a goat.
Not a goat, no not a goat.
Real life baby. And they decided
to give them one. We'll have one kid
and then that'll be our
perfect little family. Her and her partner Decided together one. We have one kid. Okay. And then that'll be our perfect...
Little family.
Yeah, perfect little family.
Her and her partner were very lucky.
They were able to get pregnant.
And she has given birth to Harrison.
Hardy.
Henry.
And Hudson.
Four?
Four babies, yeah.
Four boys?
Four boys, yeah.
And she named them all H names? H names, yeah.
It's very Kardashian.
Why would you do that?
Well, I think if you were expecting one child and you had four,
I don't know that you'd be thinking that logically. Why make it so much more confusing for people? Oh, I see if you were expecting one child and you had four, I don't know that you'd be thinking that logically.
Why make it so much more confusing for people?
Oh, I see what you mean.
Like name them completely different things,
but let's move to the fact, were they all identical?
Yeah, you want more confusing.
They're identical.
Oh, my God.
Quadruplets?
Quadruplets.
Quadruplets.
What's a quitaplet?
That's quintuplets.
Quintaplets.
And I think that might be five. Yeah. And quadruplets. Quadruplets. What's a quintuplet? That's quintuplets. Quintuplets. And I think that might be five.
Yeah.
And quadruplets.
Quadruplets.
Is four.
Is what she had.
Four.
Quad.
Four.
Wow.
Yeah.
They are identical.
The chances of giving birth to four identical babies is one in 15 million.
Wow.
And she's the 72nd recorded case in human history. What? Wait. Yeah. She she's the 72nd recorded case in human history.
What?
Wait.
Yeah.
She's only the 72nd person.
Ever.
To do this.
To do this, yeah.
You're joking.
Incredible way.
That is crazy.
I always buzz out when I see truly identical twins.
Have you ever seen triplets?
And then I watched that documentary about the three boys,
identical boys who were separated at birth
And then seeing them all together
That blew my mind
I wouldn't know what to do if I walked into a room
And there were four identical people in there
Like I would feel like it was a prank
Or it was one of those strange like mirror rooms
Remember that show Octomum?
Yes
And she had eight?
Yes
I don't think they were identical
No they weren't identical
But she still had eight
babies, which is pretty amazing. Yeah, incredible.
Oh my God. I've seen the pram
that they built for her. The eight
baby pram. Yeah, it's like
a contiki bus.
She literally
has a whole soccer team. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Anyway, they're happy.
They're tired, but they're happy.
Identical quadruplets born to this lady in Texas.
Only the 72nd time.
Yeah.
I'm amazed at that.
I wonder if we can, because I've got questions for people like this.
I wonder if there's anyone listening at the moment who is anything more than a twin, really.
Anything more than a twin.
So if you're a triplet, a quadruplet, a quintuplet.
Quintuplets is five.
Sextuplets, that's six. Seuplet. Quintuplets is five. Sextuplets,
that's six. Sextuplets. Septuplets
is seven. Octuplets.
Octuplets, eight.
Nontuplets. Nonuplets,
that's eight, nine.
Decaplets.
Decaplets.
Surely there's no decaplets.
Definitely not listening, but
what are you laughing at? Are we saying it wrong?
Is that not right?
Are we not...
Oh, okay.
0800 dials at M if you are a triplet or above.
A triplet, yeah, a triplet or above.
We'd love to hear from you.
0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.
Any one of you.
Bree and Clint.
A lady in Texas has given birth to four identical boys,
all with H as their first initial.
She's made it as hard on.
No, they'll get used to it.
No, you won't.
She will get used to it.
No, she will because she's not going to be able to do anything else forever.
You watch.
So she's going to have them memorized within the hour, I reckon.
She's going to have to put marker pen on all of them.
Seriously, like just a red dot for one.
Paint their toenails all a different color so you know which is which.
She has Harrison, Hardy, Henry, and Hudson.
Four healthy, identical baby boys.
And we're asking if anyone out there is a twin or above
that wants to talk to us this afternoon.
Triplet or above.
Triplet or above, yeah.
There's lots of twins and we love you and we think you're great.
Nah, Bree said twins are boring.
Give me triplets only.
That's what she said.
Morgan's caught up.
Hey, Morgan.
Hi, Morgan.
Hi.
Do you fall into this category?
I do, yeah.
What are you?
Yeah.
I'm a triplet.
Wow.
Are you identical?
No.
So two boys and one girl.
Oh, yeah, that'd be weird if you're identical, wouldn't it?
Yeah.
And this might be a dumb question.
Are they identical, the boys?
No, not at all, no.
So does that mean three eggs got fertilised?
Yeah.
Yeah, those swimmers got to work that day.
Well, yeah, and so did the that day. And so did the eggs.
Yeah, so did the eggs too.
It was a bountiful harvest. They were working
nine to five, that's for sure.
Are you your parents' only
kids? Was it like, okay, we've got three now,
let's stop? No, I have
an older sister who was five.
And none after you. Five years older. Yeah, no.
Because you would not risk it.
If you knew that you were capable of producing triplets,
there's no way you would risk getting pregnant again, right, Morgan?
Oh, no way.
Yeah, they only wanted one more.
Morgan, can I ask, because obviously triplets, you guys travel in packs,
how does your sister feel? How does she feel like having all of those brothers and sisters
coming to her at once?
Oh, I bet you she hated it deep down.
It's quite funny though
because my mum's
sister had twins
and mum laughed at her and she got
triplets.
It's in the family. Jade's here.
Hi Jade. Hi Jade.
Hi, how are you? Good, thanks.
You are an identical triplet.
I am, yeah. Wow.
Girls or boys?
Girls or girls.
We're all the same, basically.
Yeah.
How old are you guys?
18.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so cool, Jade.
Do you love being an identical triplet?
That's so, like, unusual.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
What is the bad thing about being an identical triplet?
They steal your clothes.
Oh, yeah, because you'd all be the same.
Yeah, all the same.
Well, not true.
Not true.
By the time you get to 18, you might be different sizes.
Well, kind of.
But, Jade, I just realised, I just realised, Jade,
you'd be able to literally borrow all of your, like,
your other two twin sisters or triplet sisters' sunglasses because they all would suit the same thing.
Yeah, and swap IDs as well.
True.
It would suck if one of you got banned from a bar, though,
because effectively all three of you are banned.
True.
Jade, amazing.
Thank you for calling, but we have to go on to Gawa,
who's just called through.
Gawa, you're a quad.
What?
Hi.
Are you a quad?
Are you a quadruplet?
Quadruplet.
Quadruplet, yeah.
That's what we're talking about.
Yes, I am.
Identical?
Yes.
No!
So there's four versions of you,
and you heard me say before
that's a one in 15 million chance
and there's only 72 recorded cases of identical quads in the world.
Yep.
And you're one of those?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Do you know how incredible you are?
I thought I'd ring because we're turning 40 in two weeks.
You've got 40, 80, you've got 160 years of life experience
between the four of you.
That's amazing.
Has it been amazing?
Have you enjoyed your life as a quad?
Yeah.
All right.
I like how they're like,
everyone has their fights with their siblings and stuff.
I bet.
Yeah.
I would really like to know,
do you guys do all really different jobs?
No, we all
work in logistics.
You're all in logistics? Yeah. All of you?
Yeah. They're a
package deal. Buy one, get three
free. I can't believe we found
one of the 72
that's ever happened in the world.
Yeah, that is it. Gawa, you calling us is
incredibly rare. So thank you so
much. We appreciate it.
I'm looking forward to you.
Oh, thanks, mate.
Happy 40th.
We should get you on for birthday banger
because then we'd do all of you in one go as well.
True.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is The Latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, this is exciting.
There's finally some news on the long-awaited Friends reunion.
Yes, it's happening.
They have finally found a date to start filming.
It's going to be in August.
Would you believe this?
They're actually going to shoot it in the same studios in Burbank
where they shot the original series.
I know it was set in New York City, but a lot of you may not know.
It was actually shot in LA.
The whole series was shot in LA.
They just used some of the New York City skyline for those kind of like wide shots.
Here's what I found out about the series, though, right?
It's a 12-part series.
They're very tight-lipped on, you know, the storyline, of course.
It could be worth, as they're saying, a billion bucks.
It is going to be a very profitable kind of series.
We're all waiting for it.
And I finally found out, why did this take so long?
The handbrake was Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston. They were the waiting for it. And I finally found out, why did this take so long? The handbrake was
Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston. They were the
two that took the longest to finally,
finally sign off on it. She, of
course, has such a huge career
that transcends television. She's a movie star
in every single definition.
He hasn't done a lot of stuff in
the last few years, but when they got on board, that
was when it was like, okay, green light, let's go.
It's starting August is the proposed schedule.
And it's a 12-part series, because we thought it was just a sit-down interview, possibly
hosted by Ellen, but a 12-part series.
I still don't understand how it's going to work if it's not them reprising their characters.
How do they make that work for 12 episodes?
So wait, it's a 12-part interview?
No, this is the thing we don't know.
Do you have any ideas, Dean?
Yeah.
All I know is today I learned that if a 12-part series can be worth as much as a billion dollars,
that's what they're saying.
There's no one knows.
There was talk of it being a reunion.
There was talk of it being like a talk show reunion type thing.
There was talk of it being a movie.
There was talk of it being like a picking up where they left off.
Yeah, so they are very tightly put.
Yeah, the latest is a 12-part series.
And it starts filming in August.
That's left me with more questions than answers,
but I'm still excited.
Me too.
I don't know how much I'd love a 12-part interview, though.
Yeah, right?
I think I'd be over it after the 10th, I think.
That's the latest.
Brought to you by Dean McCarthy and Bumble,
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Bree and Clint.
Hey, it's time for the high-low, our best and worst moments of the week.
Because we like to keep it real.
Yeah, we like to stay grounded.
Yeah, I'm sick of all these, you know, just highlight moments.
Keeping it real.
Yeah, no one wants that.
No.
I'm looking for lots more, especially in like sports packages.
Yeah, same.
More mistakes.
I want to see.
Knock-ons.
I do love seeing the knock-ons or the big hits.
So this is our version of that, really.
Also the first high-low that our producer Ben has had to make on his own.
Of course, no more producer Ellie.
He won't be alone for long, though.
Was he up to the job?
Could he handle it?
Or does he crumble halfway through, you know?
His dishevelled moustache is worrying me.
Yeah, right?
It's starting to fall out.
But it always worries me.
Anyway, here it is. This is the best and worst bits of the week. It's called the High Low.
Previously with ZN's Brie
Inclins. Hey guys, welcome
to yet another week of Brie Inclins' Highs and Lows
which is all the high points of the week and the
low points of the week. This week, Brie got
a message that someone in Palmerston North owns
the number plate Mama Die.
So we track down this Mama Die and put a head-to-head with Brie's number plate Mama Die. So we tracked down this Mama Die
and put her head-to-head with Bree's mum, Mama Die.
Mama Die versus, well, Mama Die.
All right, let's do this, Mama Die.
The battle consists of three challenges in question format.
First question.
The real Mama Die will have mastered
her catchphrase by now,
which sounds like this.
Oh, Brianna. Only
one of you will be able to do
that accurately. Kiwi
Mama Die first.
Oh, Brianna.
Australian Mama Die,
would you like to have a go at that?
Oh, Brianna.
I mean, it was a nice try.
Second challenge.
What is Bree's birth weight?
Oh, this is a death by six pounds, three ounces.
Six pounds, three ounces.
I definitely will challenge it.
It's seven pound, five.
Oh, Kiwi mum-a-die is closer.
We are.
In that case, I'm proud to announce that not only do we have a new mum-a-die,
Bree, you've got a new mum.
Hey, New Zealand mum-a-die, I like trifle of Christmas time.
See you then.
Always do, then.
This week, we asked you, what's your unusual fear?
And Justine called up with this.
Justine.
Hi, Justine.
Hey.
What's your unusual fear?
You know the lock thing that's on the gas pump?
Yeah, this weird irrational fear that's going to like flick back and break my finger.
Oh, you mean the bit where you snap, you like pull the handle up and you click it into place?
Yeah. Yeah, I never used that either for that same reason.
Can I tell you, Justine, I have worked in a service station before and that absolutely can happen.
Oh, well.
No, it can.
You're not making it easy.
No, no, I have.
And if your hand's just hovering and at that very moment the petrol touches the nozzle and it snaps off.
Okay.
Bloody hurts your fingers.
What are you?
Mate, this is like me.
That made it so much better.
Well, the more you know.
Producer Ben, can you bring a bunch of old fruit in here?
No, no, no, we're good.
We'll die for it.
No, no, no, we're good.
I already know that's yuck.
I was just letting Justine know her fear is not irrational.
It's perfectly rational.
And finally this week, well, technically last week,
but I didn't use it and I really like it, so here it is.
We asked you, is your Karen a Karen?
And Karen called up.
Is your mum named Karen?
And is she a Karen?
We're going to wrap this up with a real life Karen.
Oh, here we go.
From the horse's mouth.
Yeah.
Karen, good afternoon.
Hello.
Would you like to speak to our manager?
No, I wouldn't.
I just like to put it out there.
I do not have a bad cat, because come on, that's pretty bad.
Yeah.
And can we just chuck in, like, her name is Susan or Tracy.
You know, Susan's always in everyone's business.
And Tiffany.
I mean, it's pretty bad when your own kids take the mickey out of you,
you know, with the memes that are coming in.
And they're like, respect the drip, Karen.
And that wraps up this week's Highs and Lows.
See you next time.
Respect the drip, Karen.
Can I be a real millennial and ask,
what does that actually really mean?
It's like a viral video.
Like, is it like drips from the...
Oh, sorry, drip. Like drinking from the teat no no it's
your outfit oh yeah still don't get it guys it's a really sad day today why is that um because uh
did you hear too hot to handle star harry jousey has broken up with fiancé Francesca Farago.
Oh, no.
You know who I'm talking about?
The guy that was on Heartbreak Island.
I know Harry from Heartbreak Island.
Yeah.
The one that producer Caitlin was, like, swooning over.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Was she?
Yeah, because she went down to the viaduct to interview the boys.
Yeah.
And Caitlin and him, like, hit it off.
Is she the one that she got the...
That's him.
Am I allowed to say Fanny Flutters
yeah
okay cool
that's the one
she got that for
I know I'm from
Heartbreak Island
yes
I don't
I can't say that
I've watched
Too Hot to Handle
I can say I've watched
a couple episodes
and I'm never gonna get
those
those
back
there's a Netflix one
yeah
he's cracked it
he has
he's absolutely
blown up
he's full
like global reality TV star now.
Like, he could probably, tell me if this is too far,
but he could probably go on Love Island.
Yeah, probably, yeah.
Right?
I'd say so.
He's now a professional reality TV show guy.
Is that a thing?
He's like, oh, he's like Lily McManus.
Like Lily McManus, who's done three seasons of Bachelor or Bachelorette.
She's done very well.
Hopefully she's done now though.
Oh, well, you never know.
There's always...
No, I mean because she's got a boyfriend.
Oh, right.
She could do one where it's not looking for love.
You know?
Yeah, she could do the block.
Treasure Island wasn't looking for love.
Treasure Island, yeah.
Yeah, she could do something else.
Oh, she did that too.
Yeah, she did Treasure Island.
She's done four shows. I was thinking she could do something else. Oh, she did that too. Yeah, she did Treasure Island. She's done four shows.
I was thinking she could do Bachelor in Paradise.
Have you seen that show?
It's where all like the other Bachelor contestants
all meet on an island and hook up with each other.
She did Bachelor All Stars.
Yeah, that was like a sporting one in America.
Yeah, right.
I've just seen Harry Jowsey from Heartbreak Island
has got four million Instagram followers.
He is... Insane, isn't it? million Instagram followers. He is.
Insane, isn't it?
He's legit.
Big deal.
Crazy, yeah.
There was a headline recently where they said he's friends
with Justin Bieber as well.
Yeah, I saw that.
That they're boys, which would have helped.
And now you're saying, oh, no, he's had a breakup.
Yeah, so people are talking about this.
So what he did was is he posted a video tell all like what went down and there was
one particular part of the breakup video that caught my attention and it was where he talked
about how in the relationship he always had to have his location settings on right so take a
listen francesca knows exactly what was going on between us. I've never lied to her about anything.
I've always had my location shared with her
so she can see where I'm at at all times.
She could literally check my location and call me.
We would FaceTime two to three times a day.
So there's nothing in that aspect whatsoever.
There.
What?
To me is not a healthy sign in a relationship.
Why do you need to have the location service on?
Yeah.
If you trust the person you're with,
like you don't need to be following their GPS location 24-7.
And to be honest, like from what I understood,
she was in Canada and he was living in Australia
and she had his location on her phone so she could see where he was.
Yeah, no, I'm not into that.
So what that says to me is that she obviously didn't trust him.
Yeah.
And she wanted to, like if she called him and he said, oh, I'm at home.
And she'd go, no, you're not.
I can see that you're not at home.
Yeah, you're out and about.
You're at a bar.
I can see it right now.
So is that what that would have been, you reckon?
Possibly.
Are you trying to pinpoint why they broke up?
I mean, I don't know.
To me, if you're telling your partner to put location services on...
There's already a problem.
Possibly, yeah.
I mean, there's obviously circumstances, you know, where it's like...
If your partner has a dangerous job and things like that,
I can understand that.
But if you're just doing it from a pure
I want to keep tabs on you point of view,
I could be wrong. But if you're just doing it from a pure, I want to keep tabs on you point of view, I could be wrong.
I know every relationship is different
and I know I'm not in your relationship right now,
person listening.
But I want it,
it'd be interesting to hear from those people.
Yeah, it would, yeah.
Like people who are, you know,
have had this in their relationship before.
Why don't we just ask,
what's your opinion on location services?
And then whether you have it in your relationship or not.
If you've got experience,
has this happened in your relationship?
You can call.
That'd be great.
Or if you've just got a gut feeling,
maybe you're just dead against the idea.
It's like,
because you can do it through Snapchat,
you can do it through Find My Friends,
all those things there.
I think you can even do it through Facebook,
I think.
Is it healthy to have location services turned on
in a relationship with your partner?
0800 DALS at M or you can text your opinion to 9696.
I'd love to hear from you this afternoon.
We're going to talk relationships next.
Brianne Clint.
Harry Jousey from Too Hot to Handle and of course Heartbreak Island here in New Zealand
has announced that he's ended it with Too Hot to Handle
co-star Francesca Farago.
It's all done and dusted.
They were engaged.
They were engaged.
They were talking about kids, the whole lot.
I'm so shocked that it hasn't worked out.
But it's one thing he says.
To get engaged to someone that you met on a reality TV show in the same year that you
met them on said reality TV show doesn't seem too fast
at all.
Does it?
Not a big deal.
He said one thing in the breakup video he released, though, that made me kind of question
what was going on.
And he said that he always had location services turned on on his phone so that Francesca could
see where he was, what he was doing when she was in Canada and he was in Australia.
Which before we get to is it okay to ask your partner
to turn their location services on,
does sound like he's defending himself a bit.
A little bit, yeah.
So do you think that...
I'm not on his side, I'm not on her side.
Yeah, I'm asking you straight though.
Do you think that...
Look, I think if she was asking him to turn it on,
there's a reason that I'm pretty sure he probably has given her
for her to do that.
Okay, that's fun and that's your opinion.
Yes.
Okay, and I agree.
We've asked you though, just in general,
is it healthy to have location services turned on in a relationship?
Is it healthy to ask your partner that, right?
Yeah, what's been the experience that people have had?
Let's talk to Jacob first.
Hey, Jacob.
Hi, Jacob.
Hey, how we going, team?
Good, thanks.
Do you do this in your relationship, Jacob?
Yeah, so me and my partner have been together for five years,
give or take, and we use this as a 50-50 thing,
more just as a, you know, are you safe kind of thing.
Yeah, right, so you do it for the safety aspect.
Yeah, yeah, not like a, hey, look, you safe kind of thing? Yeah, right. So you do it for the safety aspect. Yeah, yeah.
Not like a, hey, look, you need it on at all times,
but it's just more down to a trusting.
Oh, okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
What does that mean?
Yeah.
Like, so, you know, by all means, have it on.
If it turns it off, you know, it seems a bit sketch,
but it's more just as a, hey, I know you're okay.
So, Jacob, do you...
Who brought it up
do you
do you trust her
absolutely
100%
and does she trust you
100%
yes
so but you said
if someone turned it off
it would be a bit sketch
so if she turned it off
not in my situation
just in somebody else's
it seems like it could be
okay I gotcha
okay
sweet
and you've never had a problem
it's never caused any fights
the location services thing in your relationship?
Caught anyone out?
Nah.
No issues.
No issues.
Okay, you're in the clear.
Obviously a strong relationship.
Because I was talking to Big Gay Al,
who's on our show sometimes.
Yes.
And I was telling you that he ran into trouble
because one of his exes turned on his location settings
without him knowing.
See, that's deceptive.
Yeah, right.
And he was at work one night and his partner called him and goes,
where are you?
And Alan goes, oh, I'm on my way home.
He goes, no, you're not.
You're at work.
How do you know that?
Oh, because I turned your location services on.
Nah, end that one.
Hi, Kirsty.
Hey.
Is this happening in your relationship, Kirsty?
Yeah. So me and my partner, we've been together eight years Hi Kirsty Hey Is this happening In your relationship Kirsty? Yeah
So
Me and my partner
We've been together
Eight years
And we've got
Two young kids
And pretty much
Like right from the start
We sort of both agreed
That we'd have it on
Because he works out
In the bush
Quite a bit
So he does a lot of travelling
Where there's no
Cell phone coverage
And yeah
I just got, like...
I can understand that.
Not, like, paranoid, but I'd always worry that he...
No, and it gives you peace of mind that you can just check in, right,
and know that he is somewhere safe.
Yeah, 100%.
If he doesn't have reception, though, Kirsty,
does it still come up on location services?
Yeah, but it would say, like,
he was at like
two carer away 30 minutes ago.
His last registered
location. Yeah, gotcha.
So I know when he's out of service.
Yeah, and I know it might seem like a double standard,
but I can understand it from your perspective.
Especially if he works in dangerous
situations and you've got kids as well, you just want
that peace of mind. I could understand it if your
partner was in a dangerous line of work like police work or peace of mind. I could understand it if your partner was in a dangerous line of work
like police work or something like that.
I could understand it from that perspective.
Yeah, interesting.
One more text from the text machine.
Someone said, we do have our location services on in my relationship
because I have a bit of a psycho ex.
If anything happens, my current partner will know where I am.
I'm not doing anything wrong in our relationship,
so I'm happy for him to track me if he's there.
Whoa, that's not okay.
That's worrying.
If you're scared of, wow.
Let's talk to Molly finally.
Hi, Molly.
Hi, Molly.
Hi.
Is this happening in your relationship?
Yeah, so my partner and I have been together for just over a year
and we actually also have a BDSM side to our relationship as well
and part of the contract for it was that location services
had to be on at all times.
Wait, wait.
I've got questions.
I've got questions.
Molly.
Molly, you really spiced up the phone, Dominic.
I'm so interested in this. I wanted to. Yeah. Molly, you really spiced up the phone, Dominic. I'm so interested in this.
I wanted to.
Yeah.
Molly, why?
Is that like a part of a contract?
Is that what you negotiated?
Did you go, if you want to do BDSM with me,
then you have to turn your location services on?
Because that's something that turns me on.
Is that what it is?
No.
Well, yeah, pretty much it was a safety thing as well.
Okay.
Obviously, you want to care for the other person,
and safety is a massive part of it.
So just knowing where they are, even if you don't check it a lot,
it's good to be able to go, oh, they're stuck in traffic,
and that's why they're not home yet.
And if you don't turn your location services on,
I will whip you, and I will...
Pretty fucking much.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Molly.
Molly.
Molly, thank you for your call. Good to talk to you. Molly, Molly, oh, oh, Molly. Molly. Molly, thank you for your call.
Good to talk to you.
Oh, Molly.
Molly, Molly, Molly.
Can we get Molly's location, please?
Holy moly.
Molly.
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You just pick Who you think is going to win that game,
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JJ, you're up first.
Hi, JJ.
G'day, mate.
Hi.
I'll want to pick Clint.
Yeah, love it.
Nice, JJ, nice.
Love the enthusiasm.
I'm going to play for you.
That means Kate.
I'm playing for you, gal.
Hey, awesome.
Let's do this thing.
Okay, producer Ben is going to run the one second song challenge
because Ellie is no longer here.
R.I.P.
Is any of my mics on, Harry?
I'm not sorry.
Here we go.
Sorry, button man Harry.
He's in the studio for the first time.
It usually takes him about one go and then he's on board.
Harry, this is a wild game, okay?
Things get heated and people get tense.
Hold me back, Harry.
There may be swear words thrown.
I want you to be aware of that.
Get the sensor ready.
Get the dumb button ready.
But I'm ready.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
The theme this week is 90s throwbacks.
90s throwbacks, love it.
All right, here we go.
Harry, when you're ready, the first song.
That was Brie.
Brie got him there.
Ricky Martin.
She bangs.
No, that's wrong.
How could you do that?
That is Ricky Martin
living la vida loca.
Damn it!
He's got it.
You of all people.
She bangs.
You of all people should have known that.
Does he at least say that in that song?
No, that's in the song She Bangs.
Yeah, that's another song in Thailand.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Song number two, when you're ready, Harry.
Clint!
That was Clint.
Clint got him.
That is Nirvanavana Smells Like Teen Spirit
I know
We just
Yeah right right
One of my favourites
God I really need this one now
Okay
2-0 to Clint
No is it
What
Yeah it is
2-0 to you
Yeah
Oh good for me
Yeah
I'm keeping score mate
Don't worry about
I thought it was one all No you got No you got Ricky Martin Alright Yeah, it is. 2-0 to you. Oh, good for me. Yeah. I'm keeping score, mate. Don't worry about it. Let producer Ben do it.
I thought it was one all.
No, you got Ricky Martin.
All right.
All right.
Third song.
Here we go, Harry, when you're ready.
Break.
Sir Mix-a-Lot.
Oh, no.
I like Big Butts.
No.
No.
No.
Is that not the name of the song?
That is not the name of the song.
Sir Mix-a-Lot.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Oh.
I can't deny.
Oh.
Don't give him hints, Harry.
Have you not been in here?
This is big stakes.
All right, come on.
Is it not Sir Mix-a-Lot?
I'm not.
I can't say anything.
Don't. Don't even look at him. I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying I'm not. Oh, come on. You've got five seconds. Maybe he got back, Sir Mix-a-Lot? I can't say anything. Don't even look at him.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm not saying I'm not.
Oh, come on.
You've got five seconds.
Maybe go back, Sir Mix-a-Lot.
No, he's got it.
He literally had an hour.
I like Biggs.
I told you.
Yeah, take that point away.
In turn, Michaela says no way.
No, that's fine.
Take it away.
You're right.
I did have a little bit of help.
That was a long time.
Okay, cool.
All right.
Okay, 2-0 still to Clint.
I'm going to lose on this one anyway.
Okay, fourth song.
When you're ready, Harry.
Breathe.
She's in.
I think you might know the title, but do you know the artist?
I know the title, but I don't know the artist.
Yeah.
So maybe, yeah.
You know who I'm going to be.
I'm going to be.
I'm going to do you.
And I hope. I don't know it, but I'm not going to be, I'm going to be. I'm going to do you. And I hope.
I don't know it, but I'm not going to give you what I know,
but I know that you know.
All right.
Am I up?
Yep.
This is Proclaimers 500 Miles.
No, it's I'm going to be 500 miles.
Nah, he got it.
What did you say?
He said 500 miles.
The title is I'm going to be 500 miles.
Oh. Yeah. Oh.
Yeah.
Fine.
Producer Ben, you're the genius.
Yeah, I'm going to say no.
It's I'm going to be.
Fine, okay, let's play another point.
Okay, okay.
Okay, one more point.
Here you go.
When you're ready, Harry.
Bryn.
Yeah, that's Bry.
Bry's in.
Oh, I think it's.
No. Stop giving hints, Harry. Harry's giving out hints. I think it's... No?
Stop giving hints, Harry!
Harry!
Harry's giving out hints!
I don't know.
No, you're going to say no?
No, I don't know.
That seal, Kiss From A Rose.
He's got it.
Keep playing.
Oh, I thought you'd know that.
Got to be honest with you, when you said 90s throwbacks,
I was thinking Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls.
Not Seal.
And Ricky Martin.
And The Proclaimers.
And The Proclaimers.
You know what?
One day we have to begin our transition to Coast,
and why shouldn't that day be today?
And it's good because we're slowly moving into the hits
and then to coast.
Did I technically win
that game 5-0?
I don't know.
But JJ, congratulations.
You've got free
mobile fuel this afternoon.
Yee-haw!
Yee-haw!
Brie and Clint.
Big news on the show yesterday.
Came up in the latest
and I know you were excited, Brie.
There's a McLeod's
Daughters movie on the way.
I can't wait.
For those not familiar with McLeod's Daughters,
how would you describe the show?
I'd describe the show as a couple of sheilas,
a couple of good blokes just living on the land.
Sometimes there's drama, sometimes there's love,
sometimes there's farming.
Yeah, perfect.
I think you've hit the nail on the head there.
Pretty much it. I know perfect. I think you've hit the nail on the head there. Pretty much it.
I know that it connects with you strongly
because it's Australian, the show,
and you're Australian and it's got a farming background
and you've got a farming background.
So I thought...
I'm pretty much Tess.
Interesting you think you're Tess.
Everyone thinks they're Tess.
They all want to be Tess, but usually they're not.
I thought we should try and get you into the movie.
Okay. They haven't started filming.
They haven't even cast it yet. So
I have here a script
that I've produced for
our own version of McLeod's Daughters.
What bung role have you given me?
No, it's not a bung role. You've got a good role.
Okay. You're going to audition.
Ben's going to help us. Yeah, I'll be here
to help you. Are you auditioning? Are you a part of the scene? No, I'm here to help us. Yeah, I'll be here to help you. Are you auditioning?
Are you a part of the scene?
No, I'm here to help you.
Oh, you're the director then?
Yeah, we're here to help you.
You're the star of this.
I'm one of the BVs.
And the script that I've written heroes you.
Okay.
You're the hero in this script.
Okay.
So it's your chance to shine.
Oh, no.
In this recreation, I will be playing Jack McCloud, the father.
Okay.
You will be playing Claire McLeod, the father. You will be playing Claire McLeod.
Okay.
And Ben will be playing a farm dog that can predict the future.
Perfect.
Full disclosure, I've never seen McLeod's Daughters
and I don't really know what that's about.
Could be.
Here we go.
Here comes the audition.
I need you to get into character, okay?
You idiot.
I'm going to take this very seriously in case one like, you know, one of those weird things happens.
And you actually get it.
Maybe.
Yeah, right, okay.
Interior.
Jack's house.
Nighttime.
The fire roars
while Jack sips a can of VB,
like a true blue Aussie fella.
Claire enters the room.
Hey, Dad, I've just been out on the ranch
and there's something going on with the animals.
What do you mean, Claire, my daughter?
Look, I'm not sure, but they're behaving very strange.
You know, real unusual.
You've got to get out there and take a look, Dad.
Hey, I wouldn't do that if I
were you. Something bad
is about to happen, Jack, said the dog.
Suddenly,
there was an enormous explosion.
Oh!
Dad! Did that
dog just speak?
Yeah, and he predicted the future.
Crikey!
Crikey! Hold on, sorry. Crikey! Crikey!
Hold on, sorry.
Crikey!
Good, back in character.
Well, anyway, back to the animals, though.
There's definitely something wrong, Dad.
We have to do something about this.
What do you mean?
What do you want me to do about it?
I'm just an old, broken farmer who's down on his luck.
Handsome, yes, but a hero I am not.
Dad, that's not true.
You're my hero, and I know whatever is wrong with those animals,
you can help them.
Guys, it's me, the dog, here again.
I reckon if you go back to bed and forget about it,
everything would just be sweet.
Where did we find this dumb dog, Dad?
It's not a dumb dog.
Anyway, reset.
You pick up.
If you go to bed,
everything will be sweet.
I reckon if you just go to bed and forget about it,
everything will be sweet.
No, I don't really think so.
And so they all went to bed.
And in the morning,
everything was fine.
The dog was right all along.
And Claire, as usual,
was just overreacting
The end
What a cliffhanger
Right?
On reflection
I'm not sure you were the hero
But I love that dog
God, that dog was so likeable
Charismatic
Put it this way
One of you is getting into the movie
It's going to be good shits Unlikable. Charismatic. Put it this way, one of you is getting into the movie.
It's going to be good shit.
Plenty of good feedback coming in about your McLeod's daughter's audition.
Plenty of good feedback.
You know, sometimes my mum says to me, she's like, oh, are you using those two degrees you got at uni?
And I say, every day, mum.
Every day, mum.
Every day.
Please be upstanding because I have a story about a true Kiwi legend.
Yes.
Is this a version of the anthem we're going with?
It's just that one where we went south a little bit.
Yeah, the lady didn't know the anthem. Anyway, it doesn't matter. It's the that one where it went south a little bit. Yeah, the lady didn't know the anthem.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
It's the sentiment that counts.
A man who is a homeless man in Auckland has managed to wrangle himself
a two-week stay at Auckland's four-star Crown Plaza Hotel
in downtown Auckland for free.
How did he do that?
By pretending that he had coronavirus.
It's a feel-good story that everybody needs at the moment.
There are lots of not-so-good coronavirus stories around at the moment.
How did he pull that off?
So the hotel is being used as a quarantine facility
for people who come back from overseas.
So you go directly from the airport.
Straight there.
There's a bus that takes you directly to the hotel
and you have to quarantine there for two weeks.
It's where they're meant to be doing the tests and stuff.
Okay.
But they keep you in there for two weeks.
It's where you do your isolation and then they let you out.
The bus pulled up.
Everybody got in line to check into the hotel
and the homeless man just joined the queue.
Well, he probably thought he probably saw the line and went,
oh, they're probably lining up for something good. He knew. No, he probably thought, he probably saw the line and went,
oh, they're probably lining up for something good.
He knew.
No, he knew what was going on.
May as well get in the line.
The cheapest, so they've looked at the hotel and how much the rooms go for.
The cheapest 14-night stay in that hotel,
the least you could pay to spend two weeks at that hotel, $3,800.
The best room, $8,000.
And he got the stay complimentary.
Absolutely complimentary.
They didn't ask a single question.
They just said, okay, sir, here's your key.
Enjoy your stay.
He only got busted.
He only got busted because after the two weeks when he was checking out,
they asked for his home address.
He goes, I don't have one.
They don't have one.
They said, what are you doing here? But I mean, what are they going to do? Take the stay back? No, they don't have one. They don't have one. They said, what are you doing here?
But I mean, what are they going to do?
Take the stay back?
No, they can't do that.
Well, they can't.
Send them a bill?
What are they going to do?
No, they can't do that.
So, like I said, congratulations to what we deem a true Kiwi legend.
You go, mate.
You go.
Two weeks in a nice warm bed.
God, it would have been good, wouldn't it?
Meals.
Room service.
TV.
TV.
Clean sheets every day.
God, living the life.
I'm tempted to queue up.
Brie and Clint.
Home for Friday Oaky.
And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment.
Br-br-br-Friday Oaky.
I love Friday Oaky.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Okie.
Thanks, Brian Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday Okie!
All right, here we are.
Another Friday, another song we're about to butcher.
Yeah, every Friday we completely humiliate ourselves.
Humour.
In the name of entertainment.
What we do is we select a song each
and we put it up on Instagram for you guys to vote
during the week as to what we should sing.
And this week, Bree's choice of Calise Milkshake is the winner.
One of my all-time faves.
What was your inspiration for this song?
Producer Ben.
He was my inspiration
I looked at those buns
And I thought
Yeah
Yeah right
Bring that to my yard
Buns
Alright okay
He was making burgers at the time
I understand
Yeah
It's traditional for the winning song's owner to go first
But I don't really mind
Do you want to go first or second this week?
I don't care
Okay let's start with you then
We'll start with me
Here it comes
Breeze Friday Oaky
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right
It's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
Yeah f*** Trady
Damn right
Yeah lads lads lads
I can teach you
But I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me right. Yeah, let's, let's, let's, let's. I can teach you, but I have to judge. I know you want it.
The thing that makes me what the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds the way I whined. I think it's time. La, la, la, la, la. Warm it up.
La, la, la, la, la.
The boys are waiting.
La, la, la, la, la.
Bloody f***ing la.
Warm it up. Let's warm it up.
La, la, la, la, la.
The boys are waiting.
What's this milkshake crap?
I just want a bloody beer.
Can I ask, was that the boy that got brought to the yard in there?
Yeah, his name's Keith.
He came down to the yard, he said,
I heard you doing some peanut butter milkshakes down here.
Okay, hold it in your mind.
Hold on to Bree's milkshake.
Wait to hear mine.
And then we want you to tell us who wins.
Friday Okie this week.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours.
Damn right, it's better than yours.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours.
Damn right, it's better than yours.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
I know you want it. The thing that makes me.
What the guys go crazy for.
The song sucks.
They lose their mind.
The way I wind.
I think it's time.
La, la, la, la, la.
Warm it up.
What are you warming up?
Think about the subtext of this song. The boys are waiting. La, la, la, warm it up. What are you warming up? Think about the subtext of this song.
The boys are waiting.
La, la, la, la, la.
It's clearly not about a milkshake.
Warm it up.
La, la, la, la, la.
It's about a f***ing job.
It's true.
No, it's not.
It's true.
It's actually not.
Don't hate me because I speak the truth.
It's not about that, though.
One person has to be the winner.
That's how I interpret it in my performance, okay?
Of course you do.
One person has to be victorious this week.
The phone lines are open.
We would love you to call 0800-DALS-AT-M
and pick a winner of Friday Okie this week.
It's such a shit song.
No, it's not.
You leave Khalees alone.
Brie and Clint.
You just heard two fantastic renditions of Khalees' Milkshake.
They just so happen to be by us.
One was by Brie.
The boys are waiting
Milkshake crap
I just want a bloody beer
And one milkshake was mine
La la la la la
It's about a f***ing job
Oh he didn't have to highlight that bit
But I mean I am speaking the truth
And I stand by it
So who did the best
Friday Oki this week?
Five votes decides
it every week
and you're welcome
to try and vote
on 0800DARLSATM.
We'll start with Dylan.
Hey, Dylan.
Hello, Dylan.
Hey, guys.
First of all,
does your milkshake
bring any boys to the yard?
No.
No way.
I've been waiting
for years, Dylan.
My milk's gone off.
Who's your vote for?
Who takes out Friday Oaky this week?
Well, you're both good this Friday, but I'm going to have to go with you, Clint.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Thanks, Dylan.
My milkshake brought that boy to the yard.
Let's go to Grace.
Hi, Grace.
Hi, Grace.
Hi.
How are you?
Good. That's good. Who would you like to vote for for Friday O Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi. How are you? Good. That's good.
Who would you like to vote for for
Friday Oaky, Grace?
Grace. Oh, thanks, Grace.
Thank you, Grace. Appreciate that.
Liam's here. Hi, Liam. G'day, Liam.
How you doing? Good, good. First of all,
what flavour milkshake do you like?
Oh, I'm a banana fan.
Good answer. Yeah, banana.
Can't stand anybody who says lime.
It's not a real flavour.
Yeah, who's ordering lime?
Who's your vote for on Friday Oaky this week?
Me or Bree?
50 million percent Bree.
Clint, that was a train wreck, mate.
Oh, brother, come on.
I just complimented your banana milkshake.
No, mate.
Bree nailed it this week.
Thank you, Liam.
I felt like I had a good week, so I appreciate that.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, fine.
And I don't have many good weeks.
Zoe's here.
Hi, Zoe.
G'day, Zoe.
Hello.
Who are you voting for, Zoe?
Give it to us.
I've got to go for the one that actually had me in fits of laughter,
which was Bree.
Thank you, mate.
You've taken out the game this week.
Let's round it out with one more vote. Tina, who's your Friday Okie vote for?
It has to be Bree.
It was so badass.
And if that was a sing-off, Bree would have kicked your ass, Clint.
Well, she has.
She's beaten me 4-1.
Tina, you're my girl.
You've made my weekend.
No, that was real badass.
Tina, it's quite literally a sing-off,
and she quite literally kicked my ass.
It's just me and Dylan out here enjoying a milkshake for two,
and Bree's won the game 4-1.
Big love to you, Tina.
Thank you, my girl.
And to you.
La, la, la, la, la.
The boys are waiting.
Milkshake, crap.
I just want a bloody beer.
Yeah, Keith Dick appreciates all the support, too.
We'll appreciate that.
Bree and Clint.
Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. appreciate all the support too. We appreciate that. Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
All right, here we go.
Birthday banger for a Friday.
Let's see what we can get.
We'll take these people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on their 16th.
Hi, Kayla.
Hi, Kayla.
Hi, Bree.
Hi, Clint.
How are you?
Good, good.
How are you guys?
Very well.
I heard you're excited to be on for Birthday Banger.
Oh, hell yeah.
I'll try to get through for the milkshake one.
And I just want to say, I was definitely going to vote Brie.
Oh, thanks, Kayla.
Well, we'll let you through next time.
Well, fine.
I look fine.
I'm so glad you're on the show now to tell us.
Give us your birthday, Kayla.
Let's do your Birthday Banger.
My birthday is the 14th of
August, 1995.
Alright, Kayla, you were 16 in 2011
on the 14th of August.
And Kayla, mate, this is your
birthday banger.
Good one for a Friday.
Oh, so good, son.
Yeah, I like it, Kayla.
Well done.
The Katy Perry.
Yeah.
Okay, let's get another one on for...
Karina.
Hi, Karina.
Hi.
How are you?
Great.
How are you guys?
Very good.
Thanks, Karina.
Good for a Friday.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
30th of July, 1982.
All right, Karina.
You were 16 in 1998 on the 30th of July, 1982. All right, Karina, you were 16 in 1998 on the 30th of July.
And in the late 90s, this had a number one hit.
Woo, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
How good.
Oh, that's good.
This is...
Yeah, this...
You were number one. No, it's all you, girl. You can keep going. You do as much as you want. Run away with me With me To another world
No, it's all you, girl.
You can keep going.
You do as much as you want.
Yes, you are Friday vibe.
One more for Bella.
Hi, Bella.
Hi, Bella.
Hi.
I believe you're doing your mum's birthday.
Yep.
Oh, cool.
How old are you, Bella?
I am turning 11 in four days.
Okay, well, not long.
And hopefully you can come on for birthday banger in four days. Okay, well, not long, and hopefully you can come
on for birthday banger in however many years, alright?
Yeah. We'll save you a spot.
However many. You couldn't add
5 to 11 to make 16?
5. In 5 years. Okay?
No one knows when you'll turn 16, Bella.
It's too hard to work out. Let's do your mum's.
What's her birthday?
My mum's birthday
is the 18th of August, 1971.
Right, your mum was 16 in 1987 on the 18th of August.
And Bella, this is your mum's birthday banger.
Come on, come on, do the locomotion with me.
You've got to swing your hips and come on, come on, do the locomotion.
Kylie Minogue.
It is Kylie, right? It is Kylie Minogue, locomotion. Have you heard of that before, right?
It is Kylie Minogue, Locomotion.
Have you heard of that before, Bella?
Yeah.
No.
Oh, did you say yes or no?
Yeah.
Yeah, you have.
Okay, good.
Good.
Is that mum in the background?
Yeah.
Is mum happy or no?
She's very, very happy.
Very, very happy.
Okay, cool.
All right, wait there, guys.
We've got to choose between Katy Perry for Kayla.
We've got to choose Ghetto Superstar for Karina
or the locomotion for Bella.
I'm going to put my hand up for Ghetto Superstar for Karina.
I think I really love that they all love their birthday bangers today.
Yeah, it's nice.
And to be honest, I really like all of them,
but that Ghetto Superstar song just does something to me as well,
and I think it's good for a Friday.
Right, okay, let's do it.
Karina, you're going to get to sing the whole song out loud
because you've won Birthday Banger.
Well done.
Thank you.
Awesome.
No worries.
Here we go.
Bree and Clint, set in.
Woo!
Look at the star.
Oh, the star.
The star's beautiful, isn't it?
Look at it.
Ghetto Superstar.
Star.
That is what you are.
Coming from afar.
Reaching for the stars.
Run away with me to another place.
And rely on each other.
From one corner to another.
Some got hopes and dreams. We got ways to mean The supreme dream team, always up with the scheme
From hellcaps to selling raps, name the theme
I'ma rise to the top, floating on the screen
Who the hell wanna stop me? I hated those who got me
A million refugees with unlimited warranties
Black Caesar, dating top divas
Diplomat amenities, No time for a visa.
It just begun.
I'ma shoot them one by one.
Got five sides to me.
Something like a Pentagon.
Strike with the forces of King Salomon.
Letting bygone be bygone and so on and so on.
I'ma teach these cats how to live in the ghetto.
Keeping it retro.
Spective from the ghetto.
Lay low.
Let my mind shine like a halo.
A politic with ghetto senators on the ditto.
Superstar. That is what you are
Coming from afar
Reaching for the stars
Run away with me
To another place
We can rely on each other
From one corner to another
One, two And you don't stop, yo
My eyes are sore, being a senator
Behind closed doors, hitting truth to the seafloor
The rich don't know us, ignore the tug-of-war
While the kids are poor, open new and better drugstores
So I became hardcore, couldn't take it no more
I'ma reveal everything, change the law
I find myself walking the streets
Trying to find what's really going on in the streets.
Now every dog got his day.
Meatless to save.
When the chief away to swing up cats when I play.
I told you, dance around your fools like Cassius Clay.
Stretch my heat and make you do a pot of berets.
Kick your balls like Pele.
Make them do a ballet.
Peek like Dante.
Brought again Broadway.
Get applause like a matador.
Cry yelling ole.
Who the hell want to save me from BK to Khaled?
That's who we're star.
That is what you are.
Coming from afar.
Reaching for the stars.
Run away with me.
To another place.
And rely on each other.
From one corner to another. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. What's the penalty from day to day? I'm hanging out partying with girls that never die The CO's picking on the small fries
My campaign telling lies
Was just spreading my love, didn't know my love
Was the one holding the gun in the glove
Well, this all good, as long as it's understood
It's all together now in the hood
You're a superstar
That is what you are
Coming from afar
Waiting for the stars
Run away with me
To another place
We can rely on each other
From one corner to another
Get on up
All stars
Get on superstar
Zed in Bree and Clint
That's the winner of Birthday Banger today Oh, stop. Get her, superstar. Zed and Bree and Clint.
That's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Karina, Get Her, Superstar.
Love that one today.
It's good.
Beat out Kylie Minogue and Katy Perry last Friday night.
I liked them all, but that was a standout.
We would have lost our job if we'd played the Kylie Minogue track. I was on the verge.
Nah, Bol.
I love this Kylie Minogue-y.
I'm with you most times.
This is too far.
Come on.
Come on, baby.
Do the locomotion.
Do you reckon Kylie still performs this song?
That's a good question.
She's definitely like morphed
and I mean she's now in, you know, she was
in I'm Spinning Around and
she really kind of blossomed.
That's what happens when you've been doing it for 45
years. Yeah, crazy.
Bree and Clint. But tonight
strap yourself in. A purely
straight up the middle piece of news content
for this one, right? It is, yes.
So don't expect anything weird because it's going to be straight down the middle.
This is very seven sharp.
Very seven sharp.
Think Jeremy Wells, think Hilary Barry.
That's what it is.
So I need to bring this story to the table.
It's about a gamer.
Her name is Bella Delphine.
Have you heard of her?
Absolutely not.
Yeah, that doesn't matter.
You don't need to know who she is for this story.
But she's made news recently.
She's got about 3.9 million followers, if that means anything to you.
Good for her.
Yeah, no, she's going pretty well.
She rose to fame when she was posting risque photos of herself
and she's on, what is it called?
Don't look at me.
What's it called?
I believe it's called OnlyFans. That's what it's called? Don't look at me. What's it called? I believe it's called Only Fans.
That's what it's called.
I knew you'd know.
The site where you can buy.
Actually, I'm not going to give a description.
Anyway, she's decided she's doing a bit of stuff on there.
She's gaming.
She's doing all of it, right?
But I read in this story that she actually at one point
in her career decided that she was going to sell her bath water.
That's when you know things are going well in your gaming career,
when you resort to selling your bath water.
Hey, well, you laugh, but she says on her Instagram,
this is how she pretty much advertised it.
The water was bottled while I'm playing in the bath.
This is really bath water.
This is not for drinking and should only be used for sentimental purposes.
You can't tell people what to do with the water once they've purchased it off you.
She was charging $43 a jar.
She made an absolute killing.
She sold out.
She's decided she's going to.
She sold out, all right.
She's decided. Wow going to. She's sold out, all right.
Wow, call by me.
She's decided she's going to do another round anyway.
I'm looking at her now and I'm going to just come at this.
No.
No, you don't. Don't comment.
No, okay.
You don't need to comment.
She's doing her thing.
I think $43.
No, it's a compliment.
I think $43 might have been a bit cheap.
You reckon?
Okay. Well, there you go. If you're going to do it, if you're going to
do that, you might as well go all in. Anyway, that's fine. That's my opinion. Well, it's weird
because I said to you, and I've told you this story before, and this is a dead set
legit story about myself, but about a couple of years
ago, I got an Instagram DM from some guy.
I don't know where he was. He was somewhere
in the world. And he messaged me and he actually asked and offered to pay for my dirty bath
water.
You've told me this.
Yeah.
And you said no, right?
I technically no. I didn't say no.
Did you say how much?
No. Well, I actually, I think I did just for like the radio aspect of it.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Anyway, no, I think he said how much.
It was so long ago.
I think he offered me like 500 bucks.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Whoa, I've been very judgy McJudge pants in this break,
but at $500, I would have to reconsider as well.
Yeah, so after I sent it to him, I'm just kidding.
I actually ended up losing the direct message somewhere in my inbox.
So there was no outcome.
Did you want to do it?
No, no, no, no.
It was good and funny to talk about on the radio.
Yeah.
But I thought now that we're here and I've seen that she's making money
out of this, maybe I should actually, you know, bring that back.
Right, you want to return, you want to enter the bathwater market.
Maybe.
Selling your bathwater, your used bathwater.
That guy showed me maybe there's a market for it.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, so what I've done, I've come up with,
I don't know how this is going to go.
I've come up with a real kind of catchy ad.
Are we going to advertise your bathwater?
Yeah, so, and I mean, we've got the radio show, so we may
as well use the radio right now. Wow.
So if you can't. Is this even legal
to do this? We don't know, but we're
going to do it anyway. It's okay. Here it is.
I have an entrepreneurial spirit. I'll back you.
Great. You can come on board as
my manager. Here it is.
My advertisement for my
dirty bath water.
Hi there.
You thirsty, parched, dehydrated.
Then you need Salty BBW.
Breeze bathwater isn't found in the middle of the Amazon
or at the top of a beautiful mountain.
Hell, it ain't even filtered.
Bree's bath water is bottled straight out of her bath
in suburbia Auckland.
And yes, it's dirty.
Choose from her range of flavours.
Sweaty gym.
Working nine to five.
Soccer match.
And our personal favourite, hot yoga.
Namaste.
Are you wanting a non-sanitary product that's going to quench your thirst?
Salty BBW.
Too dirty.
You know you're legit going to get offers now, eh?
You know someone out there wants it.
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