ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 20th 2019

Episode Date: June 20, 2019

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Podcast intro, can you have that now? Kia ora e te whanau and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Hello guys. Today's been a really fun show. Today, yeah, you're in store for a good show today. I don't want to give anything away because that's half the fun. A world record is broken. Yeah.

How are you going to say the other one? How am I going to get around? Because you know now, we're recording this after we've done the show. A lot of me was revealed on the show, not with me consenting. Remember last week when I saw Bree's nudes on her phone? Stay tuned today because it's coming back up in the show. You idiot. That's what you need to know.

And we are just going to get out of here because we're going to the radio awards. We're both wearing our best clothes at this point. Imagine us looking really good at the moment. Best dressed. Smelling really good. Your suit jacket's really cool. Oh, thank you. Your tits look amazing.

Thank you, mate. HR. See you guys. We'll be really hungover tomorrow, just FYI. Responsibly. Yeah. Here's the podcast. Bye.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Tomorrow, Clint, could officially be the best work day of the year. And I'm talking for everyone that is at a workplace, at an office, because tomorrow, June 21st, is officially Bring Your Dog to Work Day. Yes! Now time! Finally.

A reason to go and do that thing I hate, work. Here at ZM, every now and then there is some people who bring their dogs in. Yep. And how much better does it make the workplace? There's that big golden retriever who comes in sometimes so cute well is that his name i think his name's i'm as bad with people's names as i am with dogs names um i'm all about this and i think there's studies that have been done that show animals in the workplace decrease stress and actually increase productivity i knew it and they increase loyalty to the company because, yeah, you can leave your workmates, you can ditch your boss, but who wants to leave a place where they're in love with the dog?

No one. No one. We should get an office work dog. We should have a ZM dog. That would be great. He can go out with the thunders. We'll turn one of the thunders into a ute. He can ride on the back of one of the black thunders.

I would spend so much more time here, but I want to influence New Zealand. Get out there. Let your workmates know that tomorrow you need to bring your dogs into work. It's only going to work if we all do it. Exactly. So to prove that we are going to do it, let's call our boss, Ross Boss, and I'm going to tell him that we have organised the SPCA to give us 25 dogs to come into ZM tomorrow.

25 dogs? 25 dogs to come into ZM tomorrow. 25 dogs? 25 dogs. Puppies, you know, dogs, some of them aren't toilet trained. He'll love it. Okay. He will also tomorrow. Is Ross a dog guy? Yeah, Ross used to have a dog. He's also going to be very hungover tomorrow because it's the radio awards tonight.

Does he want to deal with dogs in that situation? Well, let's see if he does. I would want to just curl up under my desk and... Hello. Hello, Ross Boss. Hi. Mate, do you know that it's officially bring your dog to work day tomorrow?

Okay, I just thought of a funny gag there that I won't say. Sure. No, say it. No, go, say it. Sounds inappropriate. Say it. It is three o it. No, go say it. Sounds inappropriate. Say it. It is three o'clock, though, so just keep that in mind. Kids in cars.

I was going to say, is that why Ben's here today? Anyway, whatever. Is that why Producer Ben's here? Are you calling him a dog? Well, because he's got a cute furry mouth. Oh, that's even worse. You pee on one workplace chair and all of a sudden you're a dog. Now, we've got a special question for you, though.

Yeah, we do have a special question. Look, though. Yeah, we do have a special question. Look, Clint and I thought we want to get on board this and we want to make the office happy. So we have organised, if we get the green light from you, SPCA. God, ours is the RSPCA, so I can never get it right. They said we can have... And the SPP won't let me be, let me be me. They said they can give us 25 dogs to come here all day tomorrow

if you give it the green light. So tomorrow, we've got this big party tonight. Everyone's going to be a little bit vulnerable at work and you want to bring in puppies. Yes. It'll be perfect. Of course. Yeah. want to bring in puppies. Yes. Yes. It'll be perfect. Of course. Yes.

Yes. The only catch is not all of them are toilet trained, and Bree and I won't be here until like one in the afternoon, so they'll kind of be your responsibility from nine to one. Yeah. That's fine. I know where your car park is. I know where to get them to go, puppy. Cool.

All right. Hey, I knew you were a good boss. Thanks, mate. Thanks, Ross. Thanks, Ross. About time you did something nice for us. You're an example for other bosses around New Zealand. Yeah, so go ask your boss right now, can you bring 25 dogs to work?

And good luck winning tallest man in radio at the awards tonight. Yeah, good luck with that, Ross. I hope it's an award. I hope that's real. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Yesterday I talked about a stupid bet that I made where I ended up losing and I have to buy my friend dinner at the sugar club. Yeah, you're looking at like a $500 dinner bill.

Great. With drinks. Which I felt bad about until we asked people, you guys, to call with your dumb bets that you made. And Matt called through and he bet his Harley Davidson. G'day, Matt. G'day, Matt. How's it going? Good.

Oh, Matt, can you remind us and the listeners of what was the bet you made and what you lost? All right, so I'm not very proud of this one, but, hey, the previous Cricket World Cup, I bet my Harley-Davidson to my mate, saying that the Kiwis were going to win, and so there, we didn't. We didn't. And, hey. So your mate is Australian, I assume? Davidson to my mate saying that the Kiwis were going to win. So there,

we didn't. So your mate is Australian, I assume, is he? Yep. Oh, there's Ben. Hello, mate. So for those who don't know, the last Cricket World Cup, the final ended up with New Zealand versus Australia. And we got absolutely pantsed. Right.

And Matt, you told us yesterday that you came good on the bet and you gave Ben, your mate, your Harley Davidson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, a bet's a bet, eh? I'm assuming if we won, he wouldn't have given me the jet ski, but hey. Yeah, no, no. That's obvious for you, eh? But, yeah.

Ben, how is the Harley? Oh, she's riding smooth, I'll tell you that for sure. Did you actually take it off him? Oh yeah, I've got everything. It's all in my garage parked up. He's a stingy Aussie. Of course we'd take it. Because I feel like I'd make those bets with my mates

and then hopefully they'd go, oh, don't worry about it, bro, just buy me a couple of beers or something. Yeah, nah, well, we stayed true to that bet and we pulled through. Matt's not too happy about it still. But we're all good. This is interesting because that was 2015.

It's now 2019. The Cricket World Cup is on again. And lo and behold, the Blackcaps are on fire. They beat South Africa this morning. They're unbeaten in the competition. In fact, the Blackcaps are on top of the table. So we thought... Ben, are you willing to wager a new bet with Matt

based on the Cricket World Cup again so that Matt could potentially win his Harley back off you? Yeah, mate. Yeah, nah. I guess we could do that, eh? I guess we could do that. Are you going to back the Aussies, Ben? And are you going to put everything on the line?

I'll put my jet ski on the line For the Aussies to win So So I think I think Matt actually Wants his Harley back Yeah I'm not worried About the jet ski mate I want the Harley

So let's put some Let's put some parameters In place Matt If the black caps win You get your Harley back And Ben If Australia win

Yes What do you want What does Matt have left That you still want of his What else do you want? What does Matt have left that you still want of his? What else do you want to take of his? I want a Safari Legacy. I want a Safari Legacy. You're kidding.

No, I need a new car. Okay. And as a caveat to this whole thing, if neither teams win the Cricket World Cup, then you don't owe each other anything. Is that fair? Yeah, that's fair. Sounds like a deal.

That's fair. My God, the black caps are on fire. Are you willing to make that bet, Matt? Your car is on the line. 100%. 100%. I'm backing the boys this time. This is amazing. And Ben, you'll definitely follow through with returning the Harley Davidson. Yeah, for sure. I've won

a free Harley, so I may as well put it up for another bet, win something else. This is incredible. This is amazing, boys. I love this story. And then the Rugby World Cup is later in the year. Do either of you own a house that you want to free Harley so amazing I'll put it up for another bet, win something else. This is incredible. This is amazing, boys. I love this story. And then the Rugby World Cup is later in the year. Do either of you own a house that you want to put up on the line? Oh, no, no. We won't go that far, eh?

Guys, I think this is going to go to the Herald. They're going to pick this story up. This is great. Wait there. The producers are just going to get your details because we've got to check in with you guys. We've got to follow this story. When does the Cricket World Cup end? It's another few weeks yet.

Plus, before then, before we even get to the final, New Zealand have to play Australia in a pool match. So we'll get an idea of which team is actually playing better. And then this thing is going to really kick off. We love it, boys. Good luck to both parties. But I've got to back the Aussies. Go the Aussies.

Go the Aussies. That's what we like to hear. You cheating mongrels. Cheating mongrels. Cheating mongrels. Cheating sandpaper using bloody mongrels. Gotta go. See ya. Bye. Far out. I love people who are willing to make a stupid bet and I just get to watch. What legends

or idiots. Yeah, that's very good. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Time to cross to Los Angeles for some Spy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground Dean McCarthy Spy.co.nz Dean, what's happening with Mel B?

What's she done now? Okay, everyone has turned on Mel B So here's what happened The other day she said six famous words At the end of a concert she said Australia will see you in February I'm not sure if that's six words. I didn't count it.

That's six words. Yeah, well done. Yeah. There you go. Here's what happened. So that obviously got all of Australia wound up and riled up and excited. And, of course, probably New Zealand as well. New Zealand as well.

Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Completely backtracked and said that she was basically just throwing it out there in the universe and hoping for it. Now, while that's kind of funny, if you're a big Spice Girls fan, they are really upset with her. If you go online, I think it was trending for a minute, actually, people are so angry with her.

They're tweeting her and Instagramming her. Everyone's turned on Mel B for kind of getting all their hopes up. Because if you think about it, it is very disappointing if you are a huge fan to think that they're coming and then they're not. It's kind of reckless. Yeah. Also, if you've just poured your life savings into getting to London to be able to see them.

So you live in New Zealand or Australia and you spend all that money going there and then you're there and the crowd and she goes, we're coming to Australia. You're like, oh, I could have just stayed home. It's a real seesaw of emotions, isn't it? Yeah. It is.

Have you seen that she's also, we're calling her, we started calling her, what, Blowout Spice? Blowout, yeah. Apart from the, because she said that her and Jerry had a fling and then Jerry said, no, we didn't. She keeps making stuff up, it seems, or saying things that she shouldn't. I don't think she made it up. I just think she shouldn't have said that stuff.

Okay, well, maybe she should be called Honest Spice. Did you see? Shut your mouth, Spice. She's also launching her own range of adult toys. I didn't see that. Well, I believe that. I've had a very dirty conversation with her once. And at Soho House, not like for us together,

but we had a conversation and she was being really, really, really dirty. This is a few years ago at my house in LA. And that was when she was still with Stefan Donofonte or whatever. He was there actually. So yeah, I'm not surprised she's coming out with some toys. Because, oh, did I say that on air? Toys is fine, yeah. Kind of, she's very open about these things.

She's very open about it. I would be, I don't think they're targeted at me, but I would be too terrified to use a Scary Spice adult toy. I'd be, I don't think they're targeted at me, but I would be too terrified to use a Scary Spice adult toy. I'd be too worried it was going to bite me from the inside. You know,

I'd feel like it had teeth on it or something. Can I tell you, she actually alluded to hooking up with someone really famous. I'm just going to tell you now. She actually alluded

to hooking up with Lindsay Lohan. Really? Well, there's some inside scoop from Dean McCarthy. Yeah. And that's just a private conversation. She's not looking for publicity there.

So for that reason, I do believe it as well. Yeah. Wait, so let me get this straight. You had this private conversation with Scary Spice, and she said she had it off with Lindsay Lohan one time. I believe that. Yeah. Lindsay's was anyone's at one point, wasn't she?

That's a juicy scoop. Okay. Really specific. That's Dean McCarthy. I one point, wasn't she? That's a juicy scoop. Okay. Really specific. That's Dean McCarthy. I love it, Dean. Spilling the tea every day live from Los Angeles. Thank you so much. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

We're going to talk about babies on planes for a minute. Oh, okay. So this is not only aviation news, but it's also baby news. I'm deleting that sound effect from the system. No, you're not. Yeah, I am. No, no, no, no. Because, Brie, people need audio signals in radio.

No, they don't. They do. That's how radio works. People are smart. You need to trigger it because you're not always listening to the words. But then when you hear this, when you hear... Producer Ben, can you please take that off the button wall, please?

Don't you dare. Don't you dare. That's what's propping up all our listenership. There's a study that has been done of over a thousand people asking how old a child should be before it was okay for them to be on board a plane. Oh, rude question.

Is it rude? Let me reserve judgment. Tell me what the results are. So, and these are high percentages. They said 60% of people said for domestic flights, they thought children under the age of one were not suitable to be flying on domestic flights. Okay, yeah. And then a further 76% said the same about international flights.

Okay, yeah. So pretty much they're saying before the kid is one, we don't want you on the plane. The reason I say, I get it, I get it. People don't like crying babies. Is that what it is? Well, I think so. Obviously, you know, when you're on a plane, you need to be, you know, respectful of everyone else on the plane.

You're not going to be yahooing and causing a ruckus. The reason I think it's rude is if you say that, you're essentially saying to the mum with the baby or the parents, congratulations on the baby. You're not allowed to leave where you are for a whole year. You're not allowed to go anywhere you are for a whole year. You're not allowed to go anywhere. Wherever you had that kid, that's where you're stuck for the next 12 months. Yeah, that's true.

And then the results of newborns is like really high. So they said people to fly domestically with a newborn, 87% said don't do it. Yeah. And internationally, 92%. What if you don't have a choice? Like what if you have to travel? Like, what if you have to travel? Also... What do you have to travel with a newborn?

See, I wouldn't take my newborn on a... Especially an international flight. What if there's a wedding? What if your friend's getting married? I wouldn't go. You wouldn't go. What if there's a funeral? Depends who's funeral.

A family member. Well, like, immediate. Yeah. Oh, then obviously you have to go. And you've got to take the baby. But, I mean, that's not going to happen all that often, is it? No. Well, okay.

This is what I find interesting, though. Another statistic from the survey reported that 52% of travellers thought that families with young children should all be bunched together in a separate section of the plane. You don't want to do that because it's a chain reaction. When one baby goes, then the next baby goes, then the next baby goes, then the next baby goes. If you space them out, at least hopefully they can't hear each other. Yeah, but they're saying if you just whack them all down one end. Like the smoker's section.

Exactly. Then, you know, if you're near that area, then good luck. Ask me in a couple of weeks when I have my first baby and it's a newborn. See if my attitude changes. I'll probably go, mate, I don't want to be around people either. I think the people with the babies don't want to be on the plane as much as the other people don't want them on the plane. They're like, mate, we wouldn't want to be on this plane. Fair enough.

We don't want to be here. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. The Aussies are absolutely losing their minds at the moment because the iconic show Kath & Kim is coming to Netflix. Here in New Zealand, which is, I mean, Kath & Kim also beloved here in New Zealand. Big time, yeah.

People love it. Has been on Netflix for a while. Yeah. How have we had it and the Aussies are just getting it? I reckon here in New Zealand we get a lot of stuff on Netflix before the Aussies. Yeah. How have we had it and the Aussies are just getting it? I reckon here in New Zealand we get a lot of stuff on Netflix before the Aussies. Yeah.

I don't know why, but hey, I'm not complaining. No, don't complain. Plus, you... You can probably have both accounts because you've still

got an Australian credit card. Anyway, by the by, by the by, congratulations Australia on getting you Kath and Kim back. Yeah, they're really stoked. Look at me.

Look at me, Kim. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.'re really stoked. Look at me, look at me, Kim. Look at me, look at me. How excited they are. Now, I've got one word to say to you, Kim. Pump. What? Pump and Pilates. Your bedroom is now my exercise room.

I do my pumping here. They love it. I really offended Bree earlier because I referred to you and Mum and Di. Don't say that because then people will think it. I said that you guys are like our Kath and Kim. No. Because they're mother and daughter and then you guys are mother and daughter. Sorry. My mum kind of has a perm like Kath too.

And you've got a shell suit. Damn it. Anyway, I thought it would be fun to share with you guys. I actually have a friend and show you how much of – it was such a massive thing in Australia and it is big here too, but it had such an effect on Australians that one of my friends, Stacey Jacobs is her name, she actually now in her everyday life speaks like one of the characters from Kath and Kim.

On purpose? I don't know if it's on purpose anymore. It's just infiltrated her whole life. So I haven't talked to Stacey for probably a year, a couple of years, but we're going to call her out of the blue and I just want you to see. Okay, I'm not going to be here, okay?

Okay, I'm just going to talk to her. Because I don't want her to put it on. Okay, cool. I just want to hear if Stacey Jacobs... We're just going to call her out of the blue and we'll see what kind of... Stacey Jacobs sounds like a character on the show as well. Stacey Jacobs. Stacey Jacobs. Okay, let's see if she answers. Hello? Why is that Stacey? Yes.

Stacey, it's Bree. Hello, love. How are you? I'm on the bloody radio, aren't I? No, you're not on the radio, no. Not yet. How are you, darling? How are you, doll?

I'm good, love. What's been happening? I'm in New Zealand. It's good. What's been happening? Organ'm from New Zealand. It's good. What's been happening? Organising the station working. Oh, right, right. Hey, I might be coming back to Brizzy for a visit.

Do you want to go catch up for a dinner or something? Yes. That would be amazing, love. I'd love that. Okay, cool. It's not going to be for like a couple of months, but I just thought I'd get in early because I know you've got a tight schedule. Yeah, well, you know what?

It is a bit tight. It's very tight. Yeah, well, you know, it can be. It can be tight. Look, as long as it's not August 4th, that's fine. What's happening on August 4th, Stacey Jacobs? Oh, hello, Clint. Stacey Jacobs, otherwise known as Kath or Kim.

Do you find it offensive that Bree says you sound exactly like Kath and or Kim and that you can't help it anymore? No. No? I cannot help it. And as soon as I talk with Brie, it just comes out naturally. Are you excited that Kath and Kim's going on Australian Netflix? Yes, I am uber excited.

Stacey, to take us out, can you just give us a look at me please? Look at me. Look at me. Here it is. The real life Kath or Kim Stacey Jacobs live from Australia. It's good. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is an interesting debate that's going on in New Zealand at the moment. Should girls who want to, who it's their choice to,

and they're good enough to, be allowed to play in the boys' teams at school, particularly in rugby, particularly in the first 15? Interesting. On the face of it, you say yeah, right? It should totally happen. Yeah. If they want to. Yeah, if they want to play, then let them play.

I'm not saying any girl who wants to play rugby, chuck her in with Rotorua Boys High School First 15. It's up to them. There's a story at the moment that's around Hawke's Bay Schools where a girl called Briah Hales is good enough to play for her intermediate First 15. That's the comp she wants to play in. Okay, and how old is she? Well, she's 11.

She's 11, right? She's 11 years old She's intermediate age Probably Yeah like year 7 or 8 Okay And she said I'm good enough I want to play with the boys The boys have said

She's good enough We want her to play with us Great And the schools have said No you can't do it Why not? Not sure What is the reason?

The reason they've given is the rules say no. Oh, who gives a crap about some stupid school rules? Oh, get over it, people. Let's just be pragmatic. And I know you've played a lot of competitive sport in your time. Yeah. Did you ever play on a boys team at all? I started playing soccer when I was five or six.

And where I grew up in a country town, there was no such thing as a girls' comp. And the only competition I could play in was the boys' comp. And they let me play. And I played in the boys' soccer competition from when I was five years old till I was about 15 years old. And to be honest, I dominated. You were good? Yeah.

Maybe that's the problem. Maybe she's too good. Well, maybe. At 11, girls do develop earlier, so there wouldn't be that issue of her not being strong enough or big enough. She's got the same problem. The comp she wants to play in doesn't exist for girls. Yeah.

There's a girls' sevens tournament, but she wants to play in 15 a side. The big one. She wants to play in the main comp. Yeah. Yeah. I think she should be allowed to as well. I loved it be honest playing in the boys comp because it was a better competition yeah than any other competition that was around also to play in who cares it's the intermediate age um havelock north school rugby competition it's not the rugby she's not asking to play yeah

in the rugby world cup plus she probably wants to be a Black Fern. So she should get this experience now while she can. Because you know why? Playing in the big comps and then she'll be in there. It's the same bloody discussion we were having last year when you couldn't buy a Black Ferns jersey. Which is crazy. Yeah, you can buy an All Blacks jersey, but if you're a girl who loves rugby,

you couldn't even buy a jersey for the team that you wanted to support. You had to buy the men's jersey. And not only that, the best team in the world, the Black Ferns. Yeah, exactly. So why aren't there jerseys for people to buy? But the thing that I find weird is that if this girl wants to play, you know, obviously for the Black Ferns and she wants to get good, then that's the competition she should be playing in

because then she'll get better playing in the better competition. I mean, the drinks in the changing rooms at 11 years old, you're probably having a fizzy drink. If that. The drinks in the sheds afterwards might be a bit lonely because you don't have a whole shed to yourself. But at the same time, no queues for the showers, right? Exactly. Get straight in there. Yeah, right.

Let her play. Let her play. Change the rules. It's 2019. I think they will. Her team have said that they're going to field her no matter what. Let her play. Let her play. Change the rules. It's 2019. I think they will. Her team have said that they're going to field her no matter what. That's awesome to see the support from the boys.

Put her in a disguise. That's great. Put her in a little 11-year-old moustache. Yeah, put a moustache on her. Her name's Briar. Just put Brian across her back. You shouldn't have to, but if it means that she gets to play, then go for it. Do it. Good luck.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This weekend, Brie leaves the country for Fiji because she is the host of Celebrity Treasure Island. Where's my Fijian music? Quick. Celebrity Treasure Island. Wula, everyone. I've got my Hawaiian shirts ready.

Some more contestants announced today. Shane, the mountain warrior Cameron, the boxer. That big unit. Rosanna Arkell, formerly of the GC. Yes, she'll be good to have on board. And also one of the Flavor Girls. Athena is coming on board. She will make great television.

From Flavor Radio. Also announced first, in my opinion, the frontrunner. The strongest competition there will be. The man who knows these games inside out, Mr. Matty McLean. Good afternoon. Hello, Matty. Well, you've cursed it now. Celebrity weatherman alongside former celebrity

weatherman Sam Wallace. What's it going to be like on the island having two celebrity weathermen on there? Well, everyone in New Zealand is desperate to know what the weather is at all times during the day. So at least I've got two people to be able to help them out, I guess. That's actually one of the challenges, Matty, where we put you and Sam up against each other in a weatherman challenge.

Well, he takes it, Sam takes it very, very seriously. Yeah, but you're smarter than he is. Out-smart him, out-wit, out-plot. Oh no, that's Survivor. That's Survivor. I'm mostly just annoyed because I thought I was going to have the cutest bum on the island, and then they announced Rosanna Arkell this morning. Yeah, I know.

Hey, it'd be touch and go. I think you're neck and neck. You can't say touch and go when it comes to Rosanna Arkell. No, I can. I'm a woman. It's all right. Hey, I follow you and your wonderful partner, Ryan, on Instagram. God, he's a hot man.

He is a dish. He's a good-looking man. Tasty dish. I'm jealous of him on all fronts, including the fact that he's better at DIY than me. He's very good. But I saw him put on his Instagram story something very funny yesterday where someone in the Facebook comments section,

a.k.a. the worst place in the world, thought you were going on a different show, didn't they? Yeah, I put something up on my Facebook page just to say that I was going to be on the show, and some lady commented below going, have you broken up with your boyfriend? This is a terrible move. That show is trash. I can't believe you're going on it.

This is so bad for your reputation. And then someone else commented below and was like, I think you've got confused with Love Island. That is brilliant. I mean, apart from the part where you have to be single, I think you would be great on Love Island as well. Oh, you'd own it on either show. I would

love to be on Love Island if I was a single person. Hey, Matty, I'm the host of Celebrity Treasure Island, and my plan is to turn that into Love Island, and it'll be the same show. It'll just be all intertwined. Perfect. And a little bit of the GC as well. Brie, how are you feeling?

Are you excited? What's the turn of phrase? Shitting my pants. Right. No, but I'm excited. You and me both. Okay, good. You should be.

At least there's not $100,000 on the line for you. That's what's at stake here for me. Is that what you can win? That's what you can win for your charity. For your charity, yeah. Oh, for charity. That's the weird bit too. Everyone pretends that celebrities in New Zealand are rich.

But I know Matty, and I know you could use $100,000. You love $100,000. Like, he doesn't need it. He's on the TV. He probably drives a Rolls Royce. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No.

What do you drive, by the way? I do drive a BMW, but it's just a little like... Oh, Matthew! Celebrity treasure island. Do you have a bidet at home, Matty? Do you have a bidet? It's not a little like... Oh, massive. Celebrity Treasure Island. Do you have a bidet at home, Matty? Do you have a bidet? It's not a fancy one. And actually, you can't even tell that it's a BMW at the moment

because the little button that sits on the front of your car, it's fallen off and I haven't realized it yet. You're going to struggle roughing it on the island, mate. You are. Amazing. Hey, we'll let you go. You're getting ready to host Seven Sharp tonight in place of Jeremy Wells because Jeremy Wells is going to the New Zealand Radio Awards where we're let you go. You're getting ready to host Seven Sharp tonight in place of Jeremy Wells

because Jeremy Wells is going to the New Zealand Radio Awards where we're also going tonight. And can I just tell you, Matty, last time we were at a public event with Jeremy Wells, Bree went up behind him and gave him a non-consensual sniffing. I did give him a sniff and I'm planning a lot more than that tonight, Matty. He'd smell good as well. He smelled like sandalwood and puppies.

Puppies? Yeah, puppies have a good smell Alright, that is the predicted winner I mean, if I was I know you're the weatherman But I'm going to do some forecasting right now It's the man who very soon will be winning Celebrity Treasure Island Matty McLean

I'll see you on the island, Matty Yes, see you there ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast I'm a bit hurt at the island, Matty. Yes, see you there. Bula bula. I'm a bit hurt at the moment, Clint. Oh, yeah? I'm a bit upset because I just saw on the Herald that two of my really good friends caught up for dinner last Saturday night and they didn't invite me. Really?

The Herald is now covering the goings-on of your friend's social life? Yes, yep, yep. Two of my good mates caught up for dinner on Saturday, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern and Lorde. Two very close friends. Two close friends of mine. And they were spotted in Auckland having a meal. Okay, yep.

They've asked Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern about it and she said she's not going to comment on the dinner because she was there as friends and not in the capacity as the Prime Minister. Oh my God, that's even cooler. How cool is that? Yeah. The two coolest women.

Actually, no, two of the coolest people in New Zealand just casually having dinner. You know what this is? This is the Illuminati. We do have an illuminati and lord's in there jacinda ardern's in there and you're not this is bullshit you say close friend but let's recount your encounters with both of those people so we'll start with uh lord who you saw recently for the first time at the broods concert and you went over for a

shit to say hello she went for a hands concert and you went over to say hello. She went for a handshake and you went for a hug. Yep. And her hand got caught in the middle of my breastises and I kind of shook her. I kind of motorboated her hand. I motorboated Lord's hand. Yeah, that's friendship status. That is. We're best friends now. Yeah, that counts. And then we go Jacinda. And Jacinda. Who you've got two interactions with. Do I? Yeah, the first one, you were on a plane with her. Yes, we were seated very close to each other. And you decided to let one rip in the hopes that she would hear it.

She didn't. Very awkward for everyone else sitting near me, though. And the other encounter was the time when you told her about how you farted on her plane. Live on the radio, on International Women's Day as if it was some kind of empowering women's story. Women can fart too. And she said something like, how did she react? What did she say?

It was the equivalent of cool story, bro. Yeah, she was kind of like, awesome, let's move on. So that's friends too, yeah. I don't understand why you weren't there. I don't understand. I don't get it. I don't get it either. Don't get it.

What are they discussing? Because if Jacinda has hired Lorde to do the election song, then it's over. She's a front runner. It's over. It's all done. Simon Bridges, hang up your boots. Just call this one early.

Head home. Chuck it in. Pack it in for next season. You will never be Prime Minister. Prime Minister Prime Minister Brie and Clint, the podcast ZM Brie and Clint

What's the plot? The horror movie edition because today Child's Play is in cinemas. Yeah, the latest Chucky movie looks terrifying If that kind of thing is for you then then, I mean, go for it. Taking you on today and hoping to win four tickets to see Child's Play is Blair.

Hi, Blair. Hi, Blair. Hey, how you doing? You know your horror movies? Vaguely. All right. Good luck. Me too.

So this should be a good game, Blair. Three movies. I read the plots. You buzz in with your name when you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish. Good luck Me too So this should be a good game Blair Three movies I read the plots You buzz in with your name When you think you know what it is Don't wait for me to finish Good luck everybody First movie

A group of outcasts Are about to face their worst nightmare An ancient shape-shifting evil That emerges every 27 years To prey on the town's children Banding together Over the course of one horrifying summer. Yes, Brie.

The Children of the Corn? Children of the Corn. Incorrect. Free guess, Blair. Wow. Well done. Oh, nice work. That's good.

Good work, man. I have never seen it and don't want to see it, so I'm not even sad that I didn't get that one. That's the one with the clown. Yeah, no thank you. Okay, movie number two. You can take it out here, Blair. You take this one, you win the game. Reverend Moore is prosecuted for the wrongful death of a girl

thought to be demonically possessed because he administered the church-sanctioned exorcism. Bree. Bree. The exorcist. The exorcist. The exorcist is incorrect. Free guess, Blair. Sounds a lot like the exorcist.

You know what, you're close with that name. Brie No The last to have his free guess first Exorcism Of Emily Rose Hey God damn it

I want to do the third one Why Why I know but You want a point Yeah Okay here we go You can take the

The clean sweep The down shower here You got the tickets already You got the tickets Well done Congratulations Movie number three Matthew Williams His wife Jennifer and mother Emma are Americans making a new life in Tokyo.

Together, they move into a house that is brief. Three, The Grudge. The Grudge. Well done. Yes! That movie has terrified me for 10 years. It's horrible. It's terrible.

Did you know that one, Blair? Hey, Blair. What does this do to you? Child's Play is in cinemas today. If you want to go and see it, good luck. Enjoy it. Yeah, good luck.

Blair's going. Blair's going. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody. Brie and Clint. Good afternoon.

What time is it, Brie? It is five o'clock. It is five o'clock. Yeah. That means it's time for your special surprise that we've been waiting for all day. I haven't been waiting for it. I'm really excited about this. You have described this surprise as it'll be a surprise, but I won't like it.

No, but eventually you might. This is me pushing you beyond your comfort zone so you can grow as a person. Mate, what have you done? No build-ups. No build-ups. I'm just going to give it to you straight. Remember last week when I saw your nudes on your phone? It's not a photo shoot.

I'm going to leak them. Next on the show. You don't have them. Next on the show, I'm going to leak your nudes. No. No. I'm not consenting. No.

Stick around. No. Because next on ZM, we leak Bree's nudes. How did you get them? Producers, how did you, did you, do you actually have them? Honestly, I deleted them. I deleted them. Stick around, ZM.

I deleted them. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. A couple of weeks ago on the show, something very raunchy happened when I saw Bree's nudes. They were semi-nudes, can I just point out? They were in her camera roll. Why are we still talking about this? She asked me to open her camera roll and check something for her and she forgot that there were about 18 or 19... Oh, why does it get more every time?

Nude selfies in there. And you're right, not full nude. They were tasteful nudes with no head in them. So safe nudes. I'm a classy girl. When we brought it to you on air, you were not comfortable.

I never take those photos. I never ever take them. And I thought to myself the other day, I'm going to push myself. You push yourself outside your comfort zone. No, you go girl.

Look what happens. Look what happens now. Clint sees them. Today, a week on, we leak them. We're not. Today we're leaking Bree's nudes. They're gone. I deleted them.

Yeah, but I know the passcode to your phone. That's the part of me setting up the Samsung for you. I know your passcode. But that's okay. That's okay. I want you to think now. I feel sick. Are you joking?

I've only seen them once. And I only saw them. How long do you reckon I had to see now. I feel sick. Are you joking? I've only seen them once, and I only saw them. How long do you reckon I had to see them? Half a second. And it was just thumbnails, right? How well out of 10 do you think I remember your nudes? If you were to put a rating on it, how well do you think I remember them? I think it's seared into your retinas.

So you would say? Pretty well. Nine, eight, nine? There was a few different ones. I changed it up a little bit. Just give me a number out of ten. Probably like seven. Okay.

I have met with a sketch artist. Oh my God. To recreate your nudes from my mind. What is that? What is Producer Ellie bringing in here? Producer Ellie is bringing in your nudes. Oh, are they drawings of me? Shut the hell up.

Are you joking? I've sat down with a sketch artist. Why is there silk? And inside, you will find a framed recreation of your nudes. Oh, my God. Let me know. Just let me know, because you weren't going to put them out there. Oh, my God.

It's so spot on. Now, like you said, I only saw it for a split second. Who drew this? A professional sketch artist called Ants. Even the hand looks like my hand. Now, you weren't going to show them to anybody. And like I would leak your real nudes, I would never do that to you. But a dramatic recreation.

What do you think? I love it. Because my face isn't in it. That could be anyone. That actually looks exactly like the photo. Only you and I know what the photo looked like. So only you and I know how accurate that is. But I think that's a 10 out of 10.

Could I just say, you've been very kind. My boobs look bigger and I look thinner. But I'm happy with that. Let's release this quickly. We can release the nudes. Let's release it. We can release the nudes. Let's release it.. We can release the nudes. Let's release it. We can release the nudes. Let's release it.

This is an incredible result. Oh, how empowering. Can we release the original so we can show how accurate that nude is? Don't push it. Okay, if you want to see Bree's nudes, it's time to head to our Instagram account, Bree and Clint, where you will see Bree's nudes live now. Very good, guys. Very good. They're on our Facebook page too. That is hilarious. ZM's Bree and

Clint, the podcast. We've just leaked Bree's nudes, by the way. That's official. Bree's nudes have been leaked. It is a sketch of her nudes put together from my memory using a sketch artist like the police use. Can I say, you got a better glimpse than I thought

because it is spot on. I reckon it's 10 out of 10. It's 10 out of 10. That is 100% exactly what the nudes look like. Also, the accuracy is not bad either. Eee. If you want to see Bree's nudes, I never thought I'd say this,

if you want to see Bree's nudes, go to our Instagram or our Facebook page, Bree and Clint. Amazing. I have an idea, and I thought you and I, we haven't broken any world records on this show before. No. And I think that's something we both would want to do.

I'd love a world record, yeah. Yeah, we need a world record because we can put it on our resume. All the good shows have got a world record. Exactly right. They can put it on the billboards. And I thought, what's a world record that we could probably achieve? And I got the idea yesterday when I saw a guy. He was in Auckland City and he walks up to a Lime scooter

and he opens it and then he scooters for about, I'm going to say, 20 metres and then he gets off. What? He only had a 20-metre journey to do and he couldn't walk it? I think he obviously changed his mind or he was the laziest person in the world. Either or. Either or. Anyway. Either or, he's living his best life. Exactly.

You know what, and he's reduced his carbon footprint. I mean, not unless he just walked, but yeah, I know what you're saying. It was a super short Lime Scooter ride and I thought you and I today we could achieve the world record for the shortest lime scooter ride ever what's the current record i've looked it up the current record yeah is 20 meters oh really yeah about that give or take that's the shortest lime on file give

or take on file yeah it's about that okay so or take. That's the shortest lime on file? Give or take. On file? Yeah, it's about that. Okay. So we just need to go less than 20 metres. It's achievable. Put the bar on the ground. Let's see if you can do a one metre lime. Let's go for the world record.

Can we get a lime in the studio? Producer Ben, can we get a lime in the studio? Yeah, of course we can. I'll bring it in. Okay, you go and grab a lime. Let's do it next. We're going to attempt the world record for the

shortest lime scooter ride ever. Let's get some bets rolling too. How much do you think lime will charge you for a one metre lime? Love it.

Let's do it. Because we'll have those results straight away as well. We're going to be world record holders. Next, world champions for the shortest lime.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Is everybody ready to hopefully break a world record? This is big here in the Bree and Clint studio. Never been done before. I'm excited to do it with you, mate. And I'm excited to watch you do it.

I feel like Evel Knievel's wife. He might die, but if he doesn't, we'll be a famous family. I'll die doing what I loved, and I love lime scootering. We're attempting to set the world record for the shortest ever lime journey. Now, a crowd has formed at the Breeinclint ZM Arena. Word has gotten out. People do love a world record attempt, and the crowd has come out in droves. Do you want to go and take the pulse of the community?

That's good. What are you hoping to see here this afternoon, ma'am? I'm hoping for some serious action. That's great. And what about you, sir? I want to see really good puns. That's good. Some good puns from the crowd.

Some good puns. So everything is on the table first. The world record we are attempting to break is the shortest Lime journey. Yes, that's correct. We have marked out on the floor of the studio a one metre course. The world record we are attempting to break is the shortest Lime journey. Yes, that's correct. We have marked out on the floor of the studio a one metre course. It's a one metre journey, so it'll probably cost around $12.

You reckon? On the line. There's a lot of bets coming through on the text machine, all whom stand to win absolutely nothing this afternoon, which is just the way we like it on the Brianne Clint show. We love to give away absolutely nothing. Should I open up the app? I think it's time to get on the scooter. I think it's time. I think it is time. A lot of build up for this. Just going to open up my

app. Oh, I haven't updated my card details. That should be okay. Not on wait. You're going to load your credit. I'm going to scan the Lime here. Is it available? I mean, we did bring it into the studio. Oh, we're on here. We're on. Ladies and gentlemen, we did bring it into the studio. Oh, we're on here. We're on.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are on. It's big. Is it possible to get a bit of a chant going from the crowd? I'm thinking Brie, Brie, Brie, Brie, Brie. I'm just testing the bell. Yeah, take her off her kickstand. All right. Okay, World's Short's shortest lime commences in

3, 2, 1 Let's lime! Okay, quick, shut her down, shut her down, shut her down Didn't really lime that much And I've gone over the one metre. So you've gone over a metre? But if my calculations are correct, one and a half. We've still got it!

We still, we got it! You need to shut that journey down because we need to know how much the world's shortest lime cost. And the longer you take, the more it's going to cost as well. So with any lime, you've got to obviously hit stop on it, and then you've got to... I'm just ending ride. Hold on. I just need to take the photo.

Hold on. Sorry. Excuse me. I just need to take the photo. Take the photo of the lime, yeah. Just so someone who's going to take the next journey knows where it is. Perfect. We've got a result.

And the price of the shortest live ever. $1.76. We've done it. We've done it. Thank you all for turning out. I'd like to thank my mum, you, Clint,

the producers. What a hell of a ride. $'d like to thank my mum, you, Clint, the producers. What a hell of a ride. $1.70 to go a metre and a half. What a rip-off. What an hour. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. All right, time for Birthday Banger. Do it.

It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Spree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, so this is where we take your guys' birthdays, we figure out what was top in the charts on your 16th and then we pick one of those to play. Good afternoon, Emma. Hi, Em. Hi.

What's your birthday? My birthday is September the 12th, 1988. Okay, Emma, you were 16 in 2004 on September the 12th and on that day this was number one. So damn beautiful. Smile for the camera. New Zealand's original New Zealand Idol loser. Michael Murphy.

Michael Murphy, so damn beautiful. Thoughts, feelings, emotions, banger. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit disappointed. It's no Ben Lummis, but it's arguably the biggest thing. I've never heard that song, but it sounds all right. Yeah, okay. All right. Next up is Tom.

Hey, Tom. Hi, Tom. Hey. What's your birthday? My birthday is the 6th of February, 1995. Okay, Tom, you were 16 in 2011 on the 6th of February, and back on that day, this topped the charts. Not the loser, but the original winner of Aussie Idol, Guy Sebastian.

It's really idol-focused. That is a banger. What a tune. It's one of our top three Guy Sebastian songs. For sure. For sure. I like it. Okay, one more.

Let's go Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Hello. What's your birthday, Taylor? September 13th, 1993. Okay, you were 16 in 2009 on the 13th of September, and this is your birthday banger.

It'll be a sweet dream and a warm, beautiful nightmare. Queen B. And the winner of, I mean, everything. Everything. Beyonce. The winner of Destiny's Child. Literally. Sweet dreams.

What do you think? Happy Taylor? Yeah, I guess. Who doesn't love a bit of Queen B? Beyonce. That is a big call to not be happy with Beyonce. But you're being honest. That's okay.

And I wouldn't say it's Beyonce's top song. Emma, Taylor and Tom, you're all here at the same time. I want you to say which of those songs should be the winner of Birthday Banger. Sweet Dreams, Who's That Girl, So Damn Beautiful. Three, two, one. Sweet Dreams. So Damn Beautiful. Sweet Dreams, always.

Two Sweet Dreams. Two Sweet Dreams. And one Michael Murphy. Was that you, Emma? No. No, that was me, always. Two sweet dreams. Two sweet dreams. And one Michael Murphy. Was that you, Emma? No. No, that was me, Taylor. Taylor, are you all right? I want to hear Guy Sebastian.

Yeah, same. Are we voting against the people, though? We can't do that. We can't vote against them. I've changed my vote. What's your vote now? I've changed my vote for Michael Murphy. No.

No. No. No. No, we are not having a coup. No, the people have spoken, Murphy. No, no, no, no. No, we are not having a coup. No, the people have spoken, Clint. No, they have not. So damn beautiful. Do not play Michael Murphy.

Do not play Michael Murphy. Join me, Tom, in voting for Guy Sebastian. Change your vote to Guy Sebastian. I change my vote to Guy Sebastian. I vote Guy Sebastian. Oh, we've got a majority. Thank Christ. You're a dictator.

This is the winner of Birthday Banger. It's for you, Tom. Congrats. Thank you. Bring Clint Z in. Burning up just right Everybody was bumping The club was jumping Suddenly you walked in And that's when everybody stopped dancing And I couldn't stop myself staring

Yeah, I couldn't breathe No, I couldn't believe my eyes I never thought I'd fall in love in a club But now I've seen you, girl, I can't get enough With you, I know there's no taking it slow So can somebody please let me know? Tell me who's that girl that's walk, walk, walk in the club? Tell me who's that girl that's walk, walk, walk in the club? Tell me who's that girl that's walk, walk, walk in the club, tell me who's that girl Just walk, walk, walk in the club, tell me who's that girl

Just walk, walk, walk in the club, just walk, walk, walk in the club Just walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk Before the night is through I'ma tell you how I feel about you And I know I got some work to do To make you believe that you should be leaving with me I never thought I'd fall in love in a club The more I get of you I can't get enough

I won't be letting you leave here alone So can somebody please let me know Tell me who's that girl that's walk walk walk in the club Tell me who's that girl that's walk walk walk in the club Tell me who's that girl that's walk walk walk in the club Just walk walk walk in the club Just walk walk walk walk walk walk walk Who's that girl that's walk walk walk in the club Tell me who's that girl that's walk walk walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, See them, Brie and Clint.

That's Guy Sebastian. The winner of Birthday Banger today, who's that girl? We're getting limited, limited hate on the text machine for not playing Michael Murphy. There's still some, though. There'll always be some. There's always the diehard Michael Murphy fans. He didn't get all the way to second in New Zealand Idol for nothing, you know? Exactly.

Without fans. I actually know Michael Murphy quite well. Do you? Nice guy? Great guy, yeah. I played soccer against him when I was at high school. Oh my God, this country is so small. Him and I competed in the same Shakespeare competition,

the Shelowen Shakespeare Festival. Who won? Him. He went to the Globe Theatre in London. He's an amazing Shakespearean actor. That's awesome. And also we auditioned for the same part in the Rotorua production of Grease. And who won?

He did. Wait a minute. Is that why you didn't pick him? Because he's your arch nemesis? He got the part of Denny, and I got offered the understudy to Denny. You didn't even get one of the main characters? And I said, no, thank you.

I will not be doing that. You could have played a great Rizzo. No, I said no to it. And then he pulled out. And so they're like, we need you to come. We don't have a Danny. Yeah. And I was like, well, you should have given it to me in the first place.

Now my feelings are hurt. Taking a stand. And then he went to New Zealand Idol. So here we are. And here you are doing radio with me. Who's the real winner? If you're listening, Michael, I hope you're doing well, bro. Good.

And I'm looking forward to some new music. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want to talk about poo for a second, but no, it's not grim. This is science, mate. This is medical stuff. Yeah. And I want to talk about something in particular called fecal matter transplants.

Oh. So we're talking poo transplants. Poo transplants. Have you ever heard of this? No. This is a big thing that is taking off in Australia and they're saying it's going to come to New Zealand very soon. Right. So it's super popular and it's for people. Super poopula. Super poopula. And it mainly treats people who have a condition called colostrum defecal infection. Okay. Where a bacterial condition that occurs in your stomach and causes a disturbance in normal bacteria, allowing a dangerous organism to flourish. A poo infection.

Yeah. You've got a poo poo infection. Yeah, you've got a poo-poo infection. Which if you've got. Which an unhealthy gut is super common though, and it can make you really sick. Yeah. So this is the part where I think is really funny. Yeah. They have poo transplant clinics around Australia that are operating.

I like to call them poo banks. Where people with unhealthy guts, with healthy guts, sorry. So people who've got really healthy stomachs can go and donate. Their poo. Their poo. Oh, right. To help others. Yeah.

And you need to go through a different amount of processes to see if you're a good poo donor. Yeah. And then what do you do? So I've got good poo. You've got bad poo. Yep. What do they do? Do they whack my poo in you?

So what they do, they get the stool and then they either do a direct transplant via an enema in the anus. They push it back up. So, wait, wait. It's not meant to go that way. It's meant to come out. Wait. So that one, not many people want to do that one.

So they also. Oh, no. Don't tell me I have to eat the other one. No. There's only two ways it can get in. They turn it into a pill or a capsule, which I like to call a crapshull. Rotten. That's like that documentary that was on in New Zealand.

Come on, little Stevie, come and take your crapshulls. Remember earlier in the year there was that doco where they were giving fat people healthy people's poo in capsules? And they were like, this will help you lose weight. No shit, it'll make you lose weight because you end up, you have to eat poo. If that's all you have for dinner, you're not going to eat anymore because I'd rather starve. Mate, if I don't have to go on a diet, I'll eat the poo. Give it to me. That's a good time.

Which way do you want it? In the top or in the bottom? Oh, probably always the top. Sitting, spraying Clint. The podcast. want it? In the top or in the bottom? Probably always the top.