ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 21st 2019
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and up! Some bad shellfish at the event. Yeah, and it brought up the 14 beers you'd had.
I actually didn't have that much to drink last night.
So why'd you spew into your glass?
Because I think I vaped too much.
Oh, this story gets more and more grim.
Are you publicly saying you're a vaper now?
No, but when I had a few drinks last night, I was celebrating.
Yes, I vaped a little bit.
Is it a crime?
Not yet.
Is spewing into your glass
a crime?
Did you know,
well, kind of,
did you know vaping
in Australia,
you cannot buy
a nicotine vape?
They're illegal.
Can't you?
No.
So what have you got?
Just candy floss ones?
Just the, yeah,
just, I guess, yeah.
Regular old.
Regular old smoke.
Buzzy.
That's okay.
One of the other girls at ZDM said she spewed in her Uber on the way to work.
I was like, oh, no, that's so expensive.
She goes, no, it's okay.
I spewed into my sandwich bag.
She had a brown paper bag that had a sandwich in it and she spewed into it.
Her new sandwich was still in there.
This is grim, this chat.
It is, but it happened.
Yeah. And it happened to you not me
so that's why I'm happy
to have it
yeah so why would you
share something
like that about me
it makes me look like
a mess
true
you didn't tell that
story about me
which is quite nice
so
what story about you
no
should I tell a story
about you now
no don't
no
I just want to say
you're the bigger person
you're the better person because You're the better person.
Because you know
I could tell
a particular story.
No.
About.
But you're not going to
because you're the better person.
I'm the bigger person.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
But one time
Clint did drink horse semen.
And that is a true story.
An absolute true
horrific story.
Also, I need to say I'm not
going to be on the podcast for a fair while.
Oh yeah. I'm
leaving forever.
We didn't even say goodbye to you on the show. No.
We didn't.
So nice of you to
acknowledge that
I'm leaving for a bit.
Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I'm not allowed to say how long I'm leaving for a bit. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
I'm not allowed to say how long I'm going for either.
The show's not finished.
We'll go back and record a new goodbye.
Oh, now you've just given away the secret that we record the end.
Yeah.
Our podcast is...
Cam Mantle needs to come in and get ready.
Our podcast is no more than anything.
If you're a podcast listener and you want to know some behind the scenes stuff,
like if you've got questions,
and we can answer them on these intros if you want to message us at Brie and Clint.
What does it smell like in that studio?
Not good.
Today, not good.
Oh, it kind of smells like pasta.
God, we're waffling.
Should we go?
Yeah, I think the producers want to leave.
Yeah.
Who do you think was...
Oh, we're still going.
No, I want to keep talking.
We're still going.
Because I need to get my fix because I'm not going to be here for a while.
I'm just going to get my few last words in.
Guys, let's go around the room and vote because we had the radio awards last night.
Who do you think out of the whole team was the littest?
Out of us four?
Probably Bree. I'm going to say Bree. Yeah, probably. team was the latest oh yeah yeah there is all you wanted Ellie walks over to me
I walk away from the table and Ellie...
I just turn around and all I can see is Bree's back and her head and ears sort of like pulsing.
I'm like, what's going on?
That's disgusting.
I come around and she is vomiting into her beer.
No, it wasn't that bad.
It was one tiny little vomit into my mouth.
No, no, you did it twice, did I?
Did you?
Well, twice.
It's not like I projectile vomited.
Okay, three times. Okay, three times.
Okay, three times.
Okay, it was a whole beer.
Right?
Yeah, no, that glass looked grim.
Okay.
Yeah, that's disgusting.
I'm going to start the podcast.
I sound like a mess now.
I love it.
We love you for it.
Bart, you looked good.
You did.
You really did.
Don't try and save it.
I'm going to start the podcast. I'm going to start the podcast.
I'm going to start the podcast.
No, I'm not done yet.
I've got to go.
What's everyone doing this weekend?
I've got to go.
No, I've missed you guys already.
I do miss you too.
Are we going to be phoning you every day?
Yeah, let's go around the room
and say what you're going to miss about me.
Okay.
Podcast intros.
And out.
ZM.
Let's go.
Now let me see you dance. ZM's Brie and Clint. And out Be gentle with us New Zealand
We're in a fragile state
Wait am I on?
You're on
Is this on?
Am I here?
What happened?
Who are you?
And where's my wife?
Someone call me an Uber.
I need to get home quickly.
Last night was the Radio Awards,
which means nothing to you,
but it means everything to us
because we are hungover.
Well, the way I feel now,
I could have happily skipped the Radio Awards.
Like if I didn't have to feel like this.
You never think about that at the time, though, do you? I never have happily skipped the radio awards. Like if I didn't have to feel like this. You never think about that
at the time though, do you? I never think about
that at the time. Look, it was a really
good night and we're not going to make you
suffer all day. However,
we do sound like this today and
that will be our show for the next four hours.
Plus, we've recorded our non-radio
award winning segment, Fridayoke
with voices like this today.
So prepare for some high quality radio this afternoon.
It's going to be a rough ride.
Here's some exciting things that you can hang on to
and go, oh, they sound awful,
but maybe I'll stick around for these things.
What's the plot?
Child's Play,
your last chance to win four tickets to the movies today.
Yeah, we'll do that just after four.
Also, if you have voted at ZM Online
as to whether a Big Mac is still a Big Mac if you add bacon.
By the way, how good would a Big Mac be right now?
Producers.
And some fries.
Can we get some Big Macs?
If you voted, we could be calling you at 4 o'clock to say congratulations, you've got a $5,000 travel voucher.
Amazing.
Just for having an opinion.
Next though, there were a couple of fun things that happened.
Hey, you guys keen to hear a couple of classic yarns from last night?
Yeah, just a classic yarn.
Just a couple of classic yarns with your mates, Brie and Clint.
We'll do that next.
Here's Mike Posner.
ZM.
ZM, Brie and Clint, the podcast.
Happy Day After Radio Awards, guys, last night.
That's to you, New Zealand.
That's to you guys, yeah.
Congratulations on all your success last night at the radio awards.
We're really quite proud of you guys.
It was a big night for the ZM team.
If we win an award, and you listen to ZM, you win an award too.
You've been a part of it.
Yeah, there you go.
I found it really interesting, obviously,
all of the people in the radio industry get together.
So there's a lot of big egos in one room.
Not all of them.
Hosking didn't come.
Yeah, true.
He wasn't there.
He had something better on.
It left a lot of room for other egos to shine.
He literally won one of the biggest awards on the night.
Actually, I don't know what he had on on so I'll stop there. I think he drove
home and he lives a bit outside the city and he
didn't want to drive back. And he's got about 50 of them
so. Wouldn't he have a driver?
I think he's got a driver. Helicopter I think.
Yeah, he might have a helicopter. Congratulations
Mike. Well done. Another award for the
pool room. Big award. I
decided, I got a bit of
heat for my outfit last night. You look good. Thank you. Bold statement last award. I decided, I got a bit of heat for my outfit last night.
You look good. Thank you.
Bold statement last night. I wore
a bright red
pantsuit.
What would you call it? Like a
Hillary Clinton. What?
That is what someone said to me last
night. Nah, it was way cooler than the Hillary Clinton
one. It was custom made by
Bree's suit guy.
Bree is a suit guy.
Okay, alright.
So when you see this outfit, know that that was made to measure.
You can't even do Instagram influencing with this thing.
People go, where'd you get it?
And you go, it's custom.
It's custom.
Hey, they can get their own made.
It's not Hillary Clinton because you had more cleavage going on.
I didn't wear a shirt underneath.
No.
Just a bra. A few people, yeah. And on stage I realised. I didn't wear a shirt underneath. No. Just a bra.
A few people, yeah, and on stage I realised that I had the girls out on show.
Have we got a picture up on social media?
People need to be able to see this.
Can we get a picture up on the social medias of Bree's outfit, please?
And one guy came over to me and he goes,
are you running for office again?
And I said, very funny.
Yeah, that's good gear.
Well done.
Very good.
And then I had another person come over to me and they go.
Crooked Hillary.
They said, did you use a time machine?
And I said, what?
They go, a time machine when you travel back in time to get those flare pants.
And then my personal favourite bit of heat I copped from my outfit.
One of the guys here at NZME where we work comes over to me and he goes,
oh, he goes, you look hot
I love your outfit
I said, great, thank you
You look like the poor man's Charlie Angels
Charlie's outcasts
And I said, yeah, I'll take poor man's Cameron Diaz any day
If it makes you feel better
Someone asked me if I was trying to look like Mr Bean
With my outfit
And I was like
that's unfair and then i i googled what mr bean wears and i was wearing exactly what mr bean wears
not on purpose not on purpose at all the jacket does look very mr b but um producer ben you said
you got recognized last night oh this is big deal this i did yeah was it your mustache no it wasn't
the mustache no so where was it where didoustache no it wasn't the moustache
no
so where was it
where did you get recognised
I was in the toilet
okay of course you were
I just went to the toilet
I hope you didn't get recognised
that freckle on your thing
yeah
oh no no no no
may have
no the guy was beside me
in the urinal
he's like oh hey
I recognise you
what was your name
I said oh
like Ben
I'm literally just standing
beside him
what in your wing
yeah wing both of us this is weird and he's like I recognise you I said, oh, like Ben. I'm literally just standing beside him. What, in your wing? Yeah, wing, both of us.
This is weird.
And he's like, I recognise you.
I said, oh yeah.
He said, you're from those fart videos that Bree does.
I was like, yes, it is.
You're famous, mate.
You're famous.
You've got to be famous for something.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
I want to talk about Russell Crowe for a second.
Read an interesting story about the Crowe.
Russell Crowe.
Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
Such a good movie.
Such a good movie.
Is this not why you are here?
Such a weird dude.
What's he done recently?
Maybe he fought someone with a telephone.
That's right.
I mean, that wasn't recent.
That was literally like 15 years ago
Also not a movie
No not a movie
He recently has come out in an interview
And talked about something he bought off Leonardo DiCaprio
One night
Okay
So one night Russell Crowe was over at Leo's house
And they were on the bourbons having a few drinks
Are they friends?
Yeah apparently they're really good mates
They don't strike me as the kind that would be mates.
Yeah, kind of.
I don't know.
Leo seems a bit cooler than Russ.
Yeah, maybe.
Do you know Russell Crowe owns an NRL team?
Yeah, he owns the Rabbitohs.
He owns the South Sydney Rabbitohs.
Yeah, that's a really well-known thing in Aussie.
Yeah, not so much here.
Yeah.
What a weird dude.
So he bought the Rabbitohaus affair a few years ago.
Yeah. And you know why he bought it? Why?
Because that was his club when he was younger, obviously.
And the Rabideaus was going under
and he decided to come in
as the hero and buy it. Is he that
rich? Well, he was.
He bought it, I reckon, five
years ago when he was probably a lot richer than
what he is now. True. Okay. And then the
Rabideaus ended up winning a premiership.
Yeah.
When he, after he bought it.
The Russell Crowe effect.
Yeah.
Maybe Russell Crowe should buy the Warriors.
Hey.
Oh, Russell Crowe should buy the Blues.
Nah, don't do that.
Some things can't come back.
That's a bad business investment.
Anyway, so he told this story about how he bought this thing off Leonardo DiCaprio.
They were having a few drinks and Leo said,
oh, I've got this dinosaur
head in my
back pool room.
He's like, I'm looking to get rid of it because I have
this other dinosaur head that I want to buy.
What a weird thing
to say to someone.
Anyway, Russell Crowe at the time said his kids
would have loved it.
So he bought the dinosaur head off Leonardo DiCaprio.
This is a real story.
And apparently Leo said, oh, you know, just pay me what I paid for it.
Yeah.
Which was about 35 grand.
Oh, but again, if you've got Russell Crowe money, that's not a problem.
Yeah.
So he just bought this dinosaur head and it's the skull from a mosaiosaur,
which is a giant serpentine marine reptile.
Okay.
Can I see the name of the dinosaur?
Not that I don't trust your pronunciation.
I lost it.
Did you really?
Okay, how would you pronounce that?
Yeah.
Let's see you do it.
Mosasaur.
Mosasaur.
Mosasaur.
Yeah, true, you were way better.
Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.
Spy.co.nz.
Dean, we talked about her.
You dropped a big Lindsay Lohan bombshell on us yesterday and she's in the news today.
She's in the news today.
Yeah, look, I didn't see this coming,
but her Lindsay Lohan Beach Club over in Mykonos has closed down.
Now, if you remember last summer, it was a meme.
She was dancing in that cute little silver jumpsuit at her beach club.
It was really rocking.
They did a TV show about it where she kind of like played the boss
and there were staff and everything.
Well, now it's done and dusted.
The entire club is closed down.
It's kind of like a construction site now as they pull it all apart.
Right.
That's sad.
But also fairly inevitable, I guess.
The Lindsay Lohan.
It's like Pitbull's chain of restaurants.
Pitbull had a restaurant in Auckland.
He's got a chain of restaurants.
What did he?
Yeah, but no one even knew about it until it was closing down.
That's the weird thing.
There was a news article, Pitbull's restaurant too closed.
And we're like, we didn't even know.
If we knew about it, we would have gone.
I 100% would have went.
Yeah, these celebrity-run institutions are a funny thing.
They can make good money.
Gaz from Geordie Shore has got a beach club in Greece.
Yeah, that's where Lindsay's was, right?
In Greece.
Yeah, in Mykonos.
Mykonos.
Yeah, so they can work,
but I guess they're only popular as long as you're popular.
Well, Jamie Oliver, his restaurants are going down.
Yeah.
If Jamie Oliver, a chef are going down. Yeah. If Jamie Oliver,
a chef,
can't make it,
then...
We're all through.
Yeah, there's not much point.
Jeremy Wells has got a restaurant.
Does he?
Where?
It's in Ponsonby.
I sniffed him again last night.
Did you?
Yep.
What did he smell like this time?
Who smells better,
Jeremy Wells or Dean McCarthy?
Ooh, Dean McCarthy.
Yeah, I thought so.
Yeah.
I don't like spray tan, to be honest. I'm trying to like spray tan, to be honest.
Yeah, but the expensive spray tan, the coconut stuff.
Also, that tweet that Justin Bieber did asking for Tom Cruise for a fight
might actually be happening?
It might actually be happening.
I know it sounds completely ridiculous.
If you missed it last week,
Justin Bieber tweeted that he would love to take on Tom Cruise in a UFC fight.
Here's what happened in the last 24 hours.
There was a private meeting at William Morris Agency,
which is Tom Cruise's agency, okay, where he's like his agent,
along with Dana White, the head of UFC,
and, of course, Justin Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun.
They are talking about it.
The only person that needs to sign it off now is Tom Cruise.
If you're wondering why would he do something like that,
think about the charity.
This could be a huge charity event and it would be one
of the most publicised events probably of the year.
Just think about how many
people would watch that. I would totally watch that.
Everyone would tune in. They said it couldn't get bigger
than Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather
but this would be bigger. This would be bigger.
I think it would. Also, finally, Justin
Bieber would get the spanking that he's been needing
for a very long time.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh, be honest.
Tom Cruise is very well trained
in like stunts.
Stunts and martial arts.
Fight scenes,
martial arts,
all that.
Justin Bieber.
He'd get a spanking.
He's ripped
but he would get
an absolute hiding,
I think.
But Bieber does have age,
the age on Tom Cruise.
Yeah,
that doesn't matter too much
when you're like
when you're still in shape
you know
true
I don't know
this is the thing
I'd love to see it
I know
the odds would be incredible
okay Dean
thank you for that
have a great weekend
thanks Dean
you too
chat Monday
bye guys
bye guys
bye Dean
next on the show
the producers are in with us
for the high low
the best and worst
bits of the week
thankfully Friday
is out of bounds
so nothing said on this hungover radio show is going
to make it in.
But we'll hear what's gone down, what's happening.
We'll do it next.
Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM.
Welcome to the studio, Producer Ben.
Hey, guys.
Hello, mate.
Usually we get two producers in here for the high-low, because you guys give us the best
bits of the week. What's
Ellie up to? No one told her. She can't be bothered coming
in. I think she's doing some work. We were
all out. Are we going to wait for you? It's all of New Zealand
just going to wait for you. I'm going to wait. Are you just
going to just take your time? Hi there.
I wasn't aware that we were on air.
I mean that's really good producing clearly from me.
Yep. I was asleep.
Today's a go slow.
Ellie was asleep In the corner
We all had a big night
Last night
We celebrated
In what order
Did we go home
I went first
I think you
I dropped a smoke bomb
At midnight
And went home
Ben
And Ben
Ellie
Then me
And then Bree
Then us
It's because you're
The only single one
So Bree's still like
Trawling around the room
When they turn the lights on.
You're like, are you sure you don't want to come back to mine?
Who can I get?
Who can I get?
She's like a fisherman.
She won't go home until all the seabed has been polished.
What fun.
Hey, you guys have put together the high-low for this week.
Should we just rip into it?
Rip into it, mate.
All the highs and lows.
This is easy.
Hey, guys. Welcome to another week of Bree and Clint's highs and lows,
all the high points of the week and the low points of the week.
This week has been a week of stitch-ups.
Firstly, Clint put Bree through a massage, which she hates,
but actually ended up kind of liking it.
But straight after that, Bree put Clint through a horrific ordeal.
We're going to simulate with you this afternoon what the contractions are going to feel like.
And contraction.
Yeah.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, my whole back is tensing up.
I don't know which way to lean, back or forward.
Okay, this is for my wife.
If she has to do it.
All right.
If she has to do this, then I have to do this.
Are you ready to feel what it's going to feel like?
Just once.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Breathe.
A little bit longer.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Oh, everything feels like it's going to come out my butthole.
After Clint saw some rather private photos of Brie on her phone,
he thought it was only right to release them to the public.
Next on the show, I'm going to leak your nudes.
No, no.
I'm not consenting, no.
Stick around.
No.
Because next on ZM, we leak Brie's nudes.
How did you get them?
Producers, how did you, did you, do you actually have them?
I deleted those photos.
You don't have them.
How did you get those?
How did you get them?
I've sat down with a sketch artist.
Why is there silk?
Inside, you will find a framed recreation of your nose.
Oh, my God.
It's so spot on.
That actually looks exactly like the photo.
My boobs look bigger and I look thinner, but I'm happy with that.
Let's release this quickly.
We can release the nose?
Let's release it.
We can release the nose. Let's release it. We can release the news.
Let's release it.
This week we asked you what stupid bets you lost,
and we had a guy call up who lost his Harley Davidson.
So we thought we'd try and help him get it back.
Ben, are you willing to wager a new bet with Matt
based on the Cricket World Cup again
so that Matt could potentially win his Harley back off you?
Yeah, come on, mate.
I guess we could do that, eh?
So let's put some parameters in place.
Matt, if the Blackcaps win, you get your Harley back.
And Ben, if Australia win, what do you want?
What does Matt have left that you still want of his?
What else do you want to take of his?
I want a Safari Legacy.
I want a Safari Legacy.
You're kidding.
Are you willing to make that bet, Matt?
Your car is on the line.
100%.
100%.
I'm backing the boys this time.
This is amazing.
This week's Call of the Week goes to a guy by the name of Jade.
Let's just say he has a type when it comes to dating.
Jade.
Hey, Jade.
Hi, Jade.
Hey, how's it going?
What's the name similarity?
My name.
Jade.
Right.
And wait, you've dated a Jade?
I've dated three Jades.
Wait, wait, wait.
So your name is Jade and you've dated three Jades.
Yeah.
Do you just like hooking up with yourself?
Yeah, I was going to say, are you single at the moment?
Yeah, I was actually going to say,
if there's any Jades listening at the moment.
That's good.
That is really good.
It's been a fun week.
My favourite is Ben and Matt, the guy who lost his Harley Davidson.
So that bet is on.
That bet is real.
If the Blackcaps win the Cricket World Cup, he gets his Harley Davidson back.
And if Australia win the Cricket World Cup, he has to give his mate his Sabaru legacy. And Australia
play New Zealand this weekend? No it's not
this weekend. No it's a little while
away yet. We've still got to play a couple other teams.
I'm so excited to hear the result
of that. Me too. Never have
I been more excited for a game of cricket.
ZM's
Bree and Clint. The podcast.
Chucky?
Bree and Clint. the podcast. Chucky? Spree and Clint's What's the Plot?
To celebrate the release of Child's Play,
the new Chucky movie,
in cinemas now,
we're playing What's the Plot?
Horror movie edition.
If you win this, you'll get four tickets
to go and see everyone's favourite killer doll, Chucky.
I'm a very easy win today because I'm fragile.
And it's not your forte, this subject, either.
No, the horror films aren't my favourite.
Is it yours, Emily? Are you a horror buff?
It's Emma.
Oh, Emma. What did I call you?
Emily.
Mate, just accept that you were wrong.
Oh, no, I think you were wrong, Emily.
I love horror movies.
Hey, let's just shorten it to M.
Let's just go with that.
You love horror movies.
That's good.
That's going to help you buzz in with whatever name you prefer
when you know the movie.
Don't wait for me to finish.
You just need to write, and then you win the prize.
Okay, cool.
I'll try my best.
Breathe so good. Okay, cool. I'll try my best. Brie's so good.
Movie number one.
Now that Chris and his girlfriend, Rose,
have reached the meet the parents milestone of dating,
she invites him for a weekend getaway upstate with Missy and Dean.
Brie?
Brie.
Get out?
Get out.
Correct.
That's that new one, right?
2017.
Looks terrible. I haven't even seen that one. You should see it. It's that new one, right? 2017. Looks terrible.
I haven't even seen that one.
You should see it.
It's very good.
It's very good.
If you want to sleep, don't watch it.
No, it's all right.
It's not horror horror.
It's more like thriller twisty, isn't it?
Yeah, although there's some gruesome bits.
Anyway, movie number two.
You need this one, Emma, okay?
Okay.
When Sally hears that her grandfather's grave may have been vandalised,
she sits out with their friends to investigate.
After a detour to the family's old farmhouse,
they discover a group of crazed, murderous outcasts.
Emma?
Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue.
Oh, this happens to me too, Em.
Oh my gosh, it's actually my mind has literally gone blank.
I literally know.
Come on.
What's the code?
I'm going to have to give you a three, two, one.
Free guess for Bree.
No, I got nothing.
Nothing.
Okay, that's fine.
Carry on.
They find a group of crazed, murderous outcasts living next door.
As the group is attacked by one of the survivors,
as the group is attacked by one of the survivors,
they must do everything they can to escape.
I'm going to start spelling the name of the movie.
T-E-X-B-R-E. Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Is correct. movie. T E X Brie.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Is correct.
Sorry, can I read you?
I couldn't even get that from...
The plot? Yeah.
Do you want to just give it to Emma?
Yeah, Emma, it's been a rough day for us.
You get the tickets, mate.
Oh, thank you so much.
I thought that'd be good, but these ones are hard.
Yeah, this is a hard version of this game.
It's the end of the week.
I've run out of movies.
Seriously.
We haven't played the game every day this week.
So, okay, that's cool.
You're going to Charles Play.
Congrats, Emma.
Nice work, Emma.
Thank you so much.
Bree and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
Let's play the one-second song challenge.
Time is waiting. You only get one second song challenge Time is waiting
You only get one second of the song
No hesitating
You only got one second
One second
This is a fun game on a Friday
That you can try and play along with too
What we do is we get songs
We get one second of it
And you gotta try and figure out what that song is
As many as you can in 20 seconds
Did we tie last week? Yes. Yeah, we had a tie.
We've had a couple of draws and you've had a couple of
A lot of losses. A couple of good efforts, I was going to say.
We play for Fuel. It's a fill up Friday, so Mobile
Fuel is on the line. Caitlin, you're going to get to choose who you want to play for
you first. Would you like me or would you like Brie?
I'm going to go for Brie.
Let's do it, Caitlin.
Controversial choice,
some would say. This game has been
delayed because Brie was outside
picking up her Uber Eats as well.
That's an aside.
Brayden, that means you get me.
Afternoon. Happy Friday.
Happy Friday to you too.
We can do this, Clint.
We can do this.
I love your attitude.
You're my guy.
This was meant to be.
I'm going to fill your tank with mobile fuel, all right?
All right.
Please do.
Thank you.
Do you want to go first?
I'm leaving first.
You're leaving.
Okay.
Bree's stepping out into a soundproof room because she will be playing with the exact
same songs that I'm playing with.
And she's gone in three,
two, one.
Let's do this thing, Ellie.
Yeah, hit it off.
You can pass.
Just give me artist
or song name
and you get it.
Hit it off, Ben.
Taylor Swift.
Beyonce.
Havana, ooh na na.
Havana.
Green Day.
Break Free. Correct. Green Day. Correct. Break Free.
Correct.
SOS.
Correct.
Jonas Brothers.
Correct.
Jason Derulo.
Correct.
Complicated, Avril Lavigne.
Yes, nice work, mate.
Nice work.
Oh, that was a good round.
Oh, that was a fun one.
That was a good one.
I think when I'm hungover, which I'm definitely not, by the way,
I'm more relaxed.
Yes, and you don't overthink it.
You just say what comes to your mind.
Yeah, you just roll with the punches.
You'll have a good week this week.
I think when I'm hungover, I'm just as bad as when I'm sober.
But we're not hungover, so that's fine.
But we're not hungover, just hypothetically.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
All right, Brie, you can pass and you can give me artist name
or just the song title. Okay. Ren, hit, yeah. Yeah. All right, Brie, you can pass and you can give me artist name or just the song title.
Okay.
Ren, head it off.
Taylor Swift.
Correct.
Beyonce.
Correct.
Camille Cabello.
Correct.
Pass.
Ariana Grande.
Correct.
SOS.
Correct.
Complicated. No. SOS. Correct. Complicated.
No.
Jonas Brothers.
Yes.
Jason Derulo.
Correct.
Nice work.
That was very good round for both of you.
I've got an important question to ask.
Yeah.
Why'd you say complicated?
I could hear you through the glass on the last one for some reason.
You heard me. I think I... You were listening. I was like, that's interesting that she's picked the next on the last one for some reason. You heard me.
You were listening.
I was like, that's interesting.
I literally did nothing wrong.
You told me to go to the room.
I went to the room.
Complicated.
That song hadn't even come up yet.
It's so funny.
I don't know how I could,
but I could hear that last one that you said through the glass for some reason.
Because you must have yelled it.
Well, you got seven out of ten, which is really good, but Clint got nine.
Out of ten.
I'm going to go eat my Uber Eats.
Good.
Brayden, congrats, mate.
You win mobile fuel.
Thank you very much.
Well done, Clint.
What about that complicated bit?
What do you make of that?
I don't know.
That was quite complicated, wasn't it?
It's a complicated thing to try and figure out.
I'm very hearing.
I know. And was quite complicated, wasn't it? It's a complicated thing to try and figure out. I'm not wearing a hearing. I know.
And I was wearing headphones.
You filthy, cheating Australian.
Get out.
Hey, Bree.
You all right?
Sid M. Spree and Clint, the podcast.
One of the coolest families going around, I feel,
is the Will Smith family.
The Will Smith family.
The Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith family.
The Smith family. The Smith family. Yeah. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith family.
The Smith family.
The Smith family.
Yeah.
They've got, what, their daughter, Willow.
She whips her hair back and forth.
She whips her hair back and forth.
And, of course, his son, Jaden.
Can't sing a Jaden Smith song for you?
He's got a few.
Oh, he's got that one that goes, I can't live in.
That's the one that he does.
I am just an, I can't live in. The way my hair back and forth was better.
It was weird because they released this video.
Obviously, Jada Pinkett Smith.
And then, of course, there's Will.
In West Philadelphia, bone and raised.
You should have stopped.
Wiki wow.
Do Jada.
Wiki wiki wow wow wet.
I don't know what Jada's famous for.
Is she an actress?
Oh, come on, mate. I wah, wah. I don't know what Jada's famous for. Is she an actress? Oh, come on, mate.
I don't know.
I don't know.
She's been in quite a few things.
Okay.
Good for her.
She also does this thing on Facebook called Red Table Talk
where she gets in celebrities and other people
and they talk about real kind of risque things.
Like she had Jordan Woods, the girl, the best friend of Kylie Jenner
who cheated on...
She's kind of trying to do like a real honest and raw version
of The View, isn't she?
Yeah, kind of.
And anyway, she had her daughter in to talk about all kinds of things
but take a listen to this part.
Jada and Cammie, have you ever been interested in being in a thruple?
Hell yeah.
Hell no.
I'm trying to stay open-minded,
but my gut tells me this is a bunch of frackin' apples.
So that was Jada Pinkett Smith talking to her daughter Willow
about where there's three people involved in that activity.
Yeah.
That's a triangle. That is so awkward. That's mother and involved in that activity. Yeah. That's awkward.
A triangle.
That is so awkward.
That's mother and daughter talking about that.
It's cringetastic.
So we decided...
Mum, if you're listening, I don't think you're planning on it.
I don't want you to ever ask me about that.
Yeah, no thanks.
That's why I made the call this afternoon to my mum asking her about it.
Turn the tables.
This is mumadai.
Hello?
Hi, Mum.
How does it feel to be champions?
Feels good.
Feels good.
Very, very good.
We feel dusty today.
I didn't know if you'd be doing the show.
Yeah, no.
If we do the crime, we do the time.
Jeez, that's a bit slack on Ross.
I mean, Jesus, what more does he want?
I mean, we put up with him.
If you get number one, you could have at least
had the next day off. Come on, Ross.
Well, technically, Mum and
Di, our show didn't win. We lost to
the edge. Yeah. So, I think
that's right. No, you didn't, Clint.
Your station won the whole
thing, so your show
is one of the main
portions of the whole. Yeah, good point.
She does have a point. Good point. After this call, we're going
home. We're taking the rest of the day off.
Good work.
Mum, I have a quick question for you.
Yep.
A little bit awkward.
Have you ever experienced a situation where you were in a bed
and there was another person there and then you invited, say,
another person in to have fun all together as three in a bed, you, two other people?
It depends what you classify as fun, Brianna.
Oh, okay.
Because I've had four in a bed watching a great movie.
Wow.
Wow.
Four.
We don't want to know about the four.
We're just asking about the three.
I want to know about the four.
But, yeah, first of all, the three.
Have you ever had adult fun times with more than one person in the bed?
No, Brianna.
Oh, come on.
Jesus.
Are you really asking me that?
And I don't want to know if you have either.
Don't ask me.
She has.
No, I have not.
I don't actually know.
Back to the foursome.
Who?
Who was all there?
Linda, I used to go on holidays with my mum, my beautiful mum,
and Aidan, my son, of course, and Aidan's best friend.
Oh, this is...
So the four of us used to...
Brianna, Fat Income, they were about nine years old.
So the four of us used to all get into the...
Now who's being inappropriate?
Yeah, you're being inappropriate.
This is an inappropriate story.
That was pretty much the only question I had for you.
And also, did you end up plucking that black hair from your nipple?
Oh, Brianna, for goodness sake.
Bye, Mum.
Oh.
See ya.
See ya.
The only reasons I'm going to be reasonable
is because you're champion.
Yeah.
This is an award-winning phone call, this.
Good to talk to you.
Love you.
Have a good weekend.
Love you.
Bye, Mum.
See ya.
See ya, golden people.
She's so nice.
Even after we ask her those awful things,
she still says that.
You're leaving the country on Sunday
to go and host
Celebrity Treasure Island. That's correct.
And this week, we've been getting you ready
to go.
Bree's Treasure Island Training Camp
Day 5.
Today, the final day of your training camp.
Now, we've done lots of things to get you ready.
We've had done heat therapy, where you wore all those jerseys
and had to read your scripts,
give you an hour-long massage to get you relaxed.
But I hate massages, so that made it worse.
Today is more of an internal preparation.
We're going to get you internally fortified.
Drinks?
Yeah, correct, correct.
It's not an eating challenge.
No, not an eating challenge no not an eating challenge
today we'll be making you
the ultimate
I can't today
Fijian cocktail
to get you ready
for the island
oh no
producer Ellie's coming in
with a blender
because we're going to make it
we're going to make it fresh
I'm hung dog millionaire
what are you doing to me
no this will fix you up
this will fix you up
so what this is going to do
is it a Bloody Mary
it's going to give you
that's the only thing
I want right now it's definitely not a Bloody Mary It's going to give you the... Because that's the only thing I want right now. It's definitely
not a Bloody Mary. It's going to give you the vitamins and nutrients you need. There's
no milk, is there? No, no milk. No. But what it is, is it's an easy recipe that you can
whip up in your hotel room to keep you on your toes while you're hosting Celebrity Treasure
Island. Fitspo? Yeah, Fitspo. Fitspo. Okay, producer Ellie. Hi. What are you doing over there, Ellie?
Hi.
Let's begin filling the cocktail.
So first ingredient we're going to put in there is fresh pineapple.
Fresh pineapple goes good in a smoothie.
I'm a little bit allergic, though.
Okay, we'll just put a little bit in.
Yeah, okay.
What's going to happen to you?
Nah, my lips just go Kylie Jenner.
Oh, nice.
I've just washed my hands, by the way, so I'm just going to use my fingers.
Just tip some in, because I want some of that juice in there
too. Yeah, tip it in.
Oh, that's all the juice.
And then the chunky chunkies.
Tropical, Fiji,
and also you'll be eating a lot of pineapple there.
Also, it's good for, you know, what?
Also eating as she's making.
Okay, next ingredient into the
tropical smoothie, I think we go
some tuna.
We'll put some tuna in the smoothie.
Guys.
Olive oil flavoured.
Guys.
I will chunder.
I will chuck.
I will throw chunks all over this studio.
I can't do this today.
Honestly.
Just tip it in. I've got a really weak stomach in there, please. I can't do this today. Holton. Honestly. Just tip it in.
Give it a bang, bang, bang.
I've got a really weak stomach these days, guys.
I have a really weak...
Do you want to know why there's tuna in there?
Susceptible stomach.
Do you want to know why there's tuna in there?
Why?
Because seafood, by the ocean,
but also we want people to tuna in to your TV show.
Was that worth it?
That joke, putting tuna into this stupid drink
That you're making?
It definitely will be
Next I think
Don't forget your roots
Obviously it's important to stay true to who you are
Italian heritage
So we're just going to chuck some penne pasta in there
It's not even cooked
No it's going to get blended
Yeah tip some of that pasta in there
That's good thank you
I can't deal with the tuna and the pineapple stuff
And then we need coconut in there.
So we've got some coconut water.
I hate coconut.
This is for hydration.
Good.
So we'll tip in some coconut water.
You guys are dicks.
Yeah.
And then the last ingredient, we're just going to chuck some Pringles in there.
Why?
Because Pringles are yum.
All right.
I hate you guys
Basically
I can't do
Mate I can't do this today
Not today
You will
This is gonna help you
Trust me
So pop that on
This looks delicious
And uh
Oh it looks so rank
Whiz that up
Alright
Uh
Oh
Oh
Oh
And that'll do
That'll do it
Yeah that's good
Cool Yeah Now we just We just transfer that to the mug And that'll do. That'll do it. Yeah, that's good. Cool.
Yeah.
Now we just transfer that to the mug.
Oh, no.
Look at the tuna on the...
Oh, no.
All the passes stay at the bottom.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
The nutrients are there.
I haven't even tasted it or smelt it.
I'm gagging.
So here you go.
Guys.
The good thing is as soon as you drink this, you're ready for Celebrity Treasure Island. Guys, you know I'm gagging. So, here you go. The good thing is, as soon as you drink this,
you're ready for Celebrity Treasure Island.
Guys, you know I'm up for anything, but
is there a bucket? Because I think I will throw.
Use that bowl if you need to.
Oh no.
What are we about to witness?
I'm so hungover.
Here she goes, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh no!
Do it for Matt Chisholm
Do it for Matt Chisholm
Your co-host
On Celebrity Treasure Island
One sip
Will you guys be happy
One good sip
Yeah
Yeah
I'm just not thinking about it
Just
I can't
I can't do it
Is it the
Is it the coconut water
No
Oh Tuna Yeah It's just tuna Here you go We'll count you down Three I can't do it. Is it the coconut water?
Tuna.
Yeah.
It's just tuna.
Here you go.
We'll count you down.
Three, two, one.
Go for it.
Just tuna.
Just tuna.
It's just tuna.
Swallow it. Swallow it.
Please swallow it.
Please swallow it.
Oh, no.
Please swallow it.
Oh, my God, your face.
The whole body's pulsating.
Got it.
She's done it.
Well done.
You're ready.
You're ready.
You're ready.
You're ready to host Celebrity Treasure Island.
We've done it.
Congratulations.
You're going to be the best TV host ever.
Oh, this get the tuna
Oh, yum
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast
Time for Friday Oaky
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment
Friday Oaky
I love Friday Oaky, it's the best
I listen every Friday, I never miss Friday Oaky
Thanks Bree Brian Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday-oke.
Love a Friday-oke.
Don't we just love it?
We really put ourselves on the line for you,
to impress you and to make you go,
hey, no matter whether I've had a good week or a stink week,
at least I'm not those guys who have to sing on the radio.
Both of us, very average singers, so it makes it a fair competition.
Brie took it out last week with a country version of Katy Perry.
Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over and if I think it over, maybe you'll
become a fairy.
It gets worse every time.
So I thought, let's stick with country and go Wagon Wheel.
So rock me, mama, like a wagon wheel.
Rock me, mama, any way you feel.
Hey, mama, rock me.
Now, are you sure you want to do this?
Because I am a legit country girl.
Well, I did pick it.
I wanted to give you something you could take on
because I want you to get your confidence back
and I think you got that with Katy Perry last week.
I will be requesting that you go first this week though
with your version of Wagon Wheel.
Did you copy me this week and get people in?
No, I didn't.
You did it.
What have you done though?
You can wait until you hear my one.
Okay.
Can I just say,
I'm very fragile today.
We both are.
I went out last night and I really tried
but I struggled this week.
This is Bree's version
of Wagon Wheel, okay?
Sorry, no,
that's not the right one.
Well, now you've ruined it.
This is Bree's version
of Wagon Wheel.
Now it's sabotage.
Listen to hers,
then listen to mine,
then you pick a winner.
Here you go.
Bit of a big intro.
All right, let's go.
Right, Aoki.
Come on.
Come on.
That was bad. pines. I'm thumbing my way into North Carolina. Staring up the road and pray to God I see the headlines.
That was bad.
Made it down to the coast
in 17 hours. Picking
me a bouquet of dogwood
flowers. And I'm hoping for
more really. Oh, shit.
Oh, help me.
So rock
me, mama, like a wagon wheel.
Rock me, mama, every way you feel.
Hey, mama, rock me.
Yeehaw!
More cowbells!
Rock me, mama, like the wind and the rain.
Rock me, mama, like a southbound train.
Hey, mama, rock me. Can I just say I did all the sound effects?
Oh, really?
Really?
Bree and the ZM Office Choir with Wagon Wheel.
Now for my turn.
Okay, mate.
I've gone in a slightly different direction with my Wagon Wheel. Okay. I knew. Okay, mate. I've gone in a slightly different direction
with my Wagon Wheel.
Okay.
I knew you were going to be hard to beat this week,
so I have changed it up a bit.
I reckon that's hard to beat.
Okay.
I've gone and done a remix.
Okay.
Let's hear it.
This is a Wagon Wheel dance remix for a Friday,
and I really hope I can get a win.
Here we go.
This is a DJ Clint production
brought to you by Last Night's Hangover
with help from my friend Al.
Here we go.
Headin' down south to the land of the pines
thumbing my way to North Carolina
staring at the road and praying to God I see headlights
I made it down the coast in 17 hours
picking me a bouquet of dogwood flowers
and I'm hoping for Riley
I can see my baby tonight
So rock me
Where?
Oh, rock me
Where you feel?
Rock me
Where?
Oh, rock me
Where you feel? Rock me, where, oh rock me, where you feel.
Rock me, when and the rain.
Rock me, where you feel.
Rock me, where, where you feel.
Where, where you feel.
So, what do you think?
What the hell was that?
It was my Wagon Wheel remix.
What the hell?
0800 dial ZM.
Come on, guys.
Who takes out Friday Oaky this week?
You don't mess with country, mate.
No, I think you can.
We'll find out.
Bree and Clint.
The podcast.
ZM.
Friday Ooty!
Getting some real heat on this
one. The Wagon Wheel fanatics are not
happy with what we've done to their song. People are saying they're
disgusted with you. No, and
you. No, I'm not getting
heat. Whose Wagon Wheel do you like
better? They're saying yours was a mess.
Hey! I'm just reading what the text
say. Bree's fine, boring, standard version.
Oh, cowbell.
Rock me, mama, like the wind and the rain.
Rock me, mama, like a southbound train.
Or my remix.
So rock me.
Where?
Oh, rock me.
Where?
That's dope.
That's good.
I like that.
It's really good. I reinvented that. That's going to be's good. I like that. It's really good.
I've reinvented that.
That's going to be a hit in the clubs.
Let's find out.
Five votes decides who wins Friday Oki every week.
Raewyn, you're first.
Hi.
Hi, Raewyn.
Hi.
How are you?
Good, thank you.
Who's got it?
I'm sorry, Bree, but I have to vote for Clint.
I really liked the remix.
And, Bree, you were just a wee bit off with your tone.
Thank you, Raewyn.
Raewyn, I'm always off.
Hey, Tanya.
Hi, Tanya.
Who's got it this week?
I liked Clint until you got to the chorus.
The chorus was a risk.
I know that now.
Yeah, so I'm voting for Brie.
Thank you, Tanya.
Matt. Hey, Matt I'm voting for Bree. Thank you, Tanya. Matt.
Hey, Matt.
How you doing?
You sound like a cool guy who's up for a cool remix.
You sound like a guy who loves country.
You sound like a guy who wants to hit the clubs tonight
and hear a remix of his favourite song.
Who takes out Friday Oki?
Firstly, Clint, are you all right?
Yeah, I'm dropping remixes.
I asked that.
I asked that. I am 100% going break
Thank you Matt
About time someone had some sense
Thanks for nothing Matt
Hi Kat
Hi
Who you got girl?
Who's got this?
Well I think I'm biased
Because I'm just not into a remix in general
But you butchered a wonderful song.
I thought you were about to say,
but I really liked it.
No, it was awful.
Really?
I'm voting for free.
You guys need to open your minds.
I love it.
You guys need to open your minds to new possibilities.
Nah, get more savage.
We love that.
Joanne's here.
Hi, Joanne.
Hi.
Joanne, come on.
Are you sensible?
I am sensible,
and I'm going to go with the tech machine,
but that was a mess,
and I'm going to definitely vote for Brie.
Yes!
I'm sprinkling.
Woo-hoo!
Thanks, Joanne.
4-1 again.
You're welcome.
Honestly, you guys,
just think outside the square you live in.
Seriously.
There's a whole new world of possibilities out there.
I'm just going to read out.
You're not even open to them.
There's one text.
I've heard a lot of different versions of wag and wheel in my life,
but Clint, that was the absolute worst.
We know that now.
Thanks a lot.
No, I like that you took a risk, though.
You've got to do that stuff.
I like that you took a risk.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Read that text from your mum.
My mum just texted her as she's listening to the show.
I think the wagon wheels have just come off.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Spree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
Exciting ones in Birthday Banger today for a Friday
where we take your birthdays, figure out what was
top of the charts on your 16th birthday.
Claire's here. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire.
Hi, guys. How are you? Oh, mate.
It's been a rough one for us today,
Claire, if I'm honest. I could imagine.
How was your Friday?
Not too bad.
Pretty busy. Right. Let's see if we can make it better
with your Birthday Banger. What's your birthday?
1st of the 2nd, 87.
Okay, you were 16 in 2003
on the 5th of February
and back in 2003, this was number
one.
This is big bro.
Bro!
Woo!
You need to listen up and feel this.
That was a good one.
Big brothers. This might be my birthday
banger. You're five days younger than me.
Oh, it probably is.
Oh, really?
I'd say it would be.
Yeah, we could be the same week.
So that's good.
That's cool.
That's a cool one, Claire.
I like it.
We could be birthday banger brothers and sisters.
I don't know.
Hey, Steph.
Hello.
Hi, Steph.
What's your birthday?
28th November 1971.
Okay, Steph. You were 16 in 1987 on the 28th November 1971. Okay, Steph, you were 16
in 1987 on the
28th of November.
And back in the 80s, this was number one.
Because
I've never
had the time of my life
I've never
felt this way before
One of the best movie
soundtrack songs of all time.
From Dirty Dancing.
Wasn't it?
Yeah.
Wasn't it?
God, you've got an absolute bop for your birthday, Banger.
That's going to be really hard to beat.
I think so.
I like it.
Let's see what else is on the line.
Kimmy, hey.
Hi, Kimmy.
Hey, I have two really hard songs to beat, so I hope mine is good.
I know.
We'll see what we can do.
What's your birthday?
My birthday is 9th of December, 1991.
Okay, Kimmy, you were 16 in 2007 on the 9th of December,
and this is your birthday banger.
No one, no one, no one
Can get it away
Alicia Keys and No One.
Oh, that's such a banger.
I don't know if I'll win this week.
Yeah, I feel you on that.
That would win on other days.
Yeah, any other day, you'd be right in there.
I think it's got to be Dirty Dancing, right?
It has to be.
That's not going to come up again.
No, it never come up.
It's rare.
We've been doing this almost a year now, and it's never come up.
I've never seen that song before. Stephanie, you win Birthday come up. It's rare. We've been doing this almost a year now and it's never come up. I've never seen that song before.
Stephanie, you win birthday banger.
Awesome.
Thank you for gifting New Zealand Steph this afternoon.
Yeah, this is what we all need on Friday, so good work.
Oh, absolutely.
It's a fill-up Friday too, so wait there.
We're going to get you some mobile fuel to fill your tank up for the weekend.
Oh, perfect.
Okay, here we go.
Let's not talk over the side of it.
Let's give it the room and grace it needs.
This is Birthday Banger.
Now I have the time of my life
No, I never felt like this before
Yes, I swear it's the truth
And I'm it all to you
Cause I have the time of my life
And I owe it all to you
I've been waiting for so long
Now I finally found someone to stand by me
We saw the writing on the wall
As we built this magical fantasy
Now with passion in our eyes
There's no way we could disguise
Secret me Now with passion in our eyes, there's no way we could disguise secretly.
So we take each other's hand, cause we seem to understand the urgency.
Just remember, you're the one thing I can't keep up so I'll
tell you something
this could be love
because
I've had
the time of my life
I've never
felt this way
before
this time's where it's so true
And I'm holding on to you
Hey baby
With my body and soul
I want you more than you'll ever know
So we'll just let it go
Don't be afraid to lose control
No
Yes, I know it's on your mind
When you say, stay with me tonight
Stay with me tonight. Just take me and remember.
You're the one thing I can't get enough of.
So I'll tell you something.
This could be love because I've had the time of my life.
Never felt this way before.
I swear it's the truth.
And I owe it all to you next time. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Now I've had the time of my life
No, I never felt this way before
Yes, I swear it's the truth
And I hope it's the truth
And I hope you'll keep it
I had the time of my life
I know I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I hope you'll keep it It's a true, true, true Only a tearful time
And time of my life
ZM Bree and Clint
Chance to have you
The winner of Birthday Banger
from Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes,
that is I've Had the Time of My Life
from Diddy Dancing.
I've got to be in the top ten at the end of the year
for Birthday Bangers this year for sure.
After what happened during Friday Okie
which I still don't think
was that bad
someone has texted in
and said
Steph just handed you guys
a silver platter of redemption
with that song.
Solid turnaround guys.
I'm proud of you.
So we're good.
We're good.
I think we're doing good.
We're going well.
Bree and Clint.
ZM.
Oh damn it.
I almost had a perfect end to that. It's alright mate. Bree and Clint, ZM. Oh, damn it. I almost had a perfect end to that.
It's all right, mate.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
No.
What are you doing?
Can you push it?
Can you push the thing?
Producer Ben?
Time together.
Three, two, one.
We're tied.
ZM, Spree and Clint.
The podcast.
Do we have a siren for...
You know we have different sirens for alerts.
Do we have total ball bag alert siren?
Yeah, I think we do have a ball bag alert.
When someone's being a total ball bag. Oh, here it is.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ball bag.
It's an Israel
Folau story.
He, I can't believe
this guy. I just...
Can he just go away?
No, he can't. Just go away, mate.
He won't.
And I'll tell you why.
It's because he now believes that he is a martyr for his cause.
And it is his, truly this is what he believes.
His duty to spread hate.
Rightly or wrongly.
Well, it's not how he sees it.
He sees that it's his job to spread the word of God.
And the word of God that he's chosen to spread is that gay people are going to hell.
If you haven't heard this news, this
will have you shooketh. He has
started a give a little page for himself
to raise money to
cover his legal costs. Because
obviously he's in a big row
with the Australian rugby.
He's suing Australian rugby for cancelling his contract.
Because he broke
the rules of his contract.
He's saying he didn't and that it's unfair and that,
well, this is what he's saying actually.
This is a video that Israel Folau has put up on his own YouTube channel
to ask for money for himself.
Hi, I'm Israel Folau.
As Australians, we're born with the right to freedom of religion
and I believe it is my duty as a Christian to share God's word.
Rugby Australia tore up my employment contract as a Christian to share God's word. Rugby Australia
tore up my employment contract for doing just that and that's wrong. If you want to join this
journey with me to fight for the right to freedom of religion, please donate. Thank you and God bless.
He wants three million dollars. How about he sells his six hundred thousand dollar Lamborghini to pay
for it? Yeah. How about that?
You've got to remember this is the world's,
until his contract got tore up,
he was the world's highest paid rugby player.
He was on a $2 million rugby contract.
Right, so this is where I sit on this whole thing, right?
Do I believe in freedom of speech?
Of course.
And he has the right to believe what he wants to believe.
Yeah.
Period.
In the contract, there is clauses in there that states he is not allowed to do or say anything on his social media
that brings Australian rugby into disrepute
and that's exactly what he did.
So he's broken the rules of his contract,
therefore they have every right to terminate it.
He says he's in for the fight of his life.
This is where I stood on it.
Young people who are discovering what their sexuality is
and maybe they are in a family
who doesn't accept them for who they are
or they follow you on the rugby field
and they're inspired by what you do
are in for the fight of their life
trying to figure out why they feel the way they feel
and you're saying they're going to hell.
That's the fight of someone's life. Not a guy who's already rich who can go to France, feel the way they feel and you're saying they're going to hell. That's the fight of someone's life.
Not a guy who's already rich,
who can go to France, by the way.
They'll still pay him big money.
That's another thing.
He'll still play rugby.
He'll still be rich.
Somewhere.
So, yeah.
That's so true.
And it's all those kids that,
there'd be a lot of kids that look up to him.
Yeah.
Do what you want.
I mean, donate to Israel Folau if you want.
But I've actually got three other alternative places
you could donate money instead of Israel Folau.
Who's got a ton of money already.
You could donate money to Rainbow Youth,
who support queer and gender diverse youth in New Zealand.
They're at ry.org.nz.
You could donate to Ending HIV New Zealand,
which is a charitable organisation as well
that need funding to spread their message
and hopefully get on top of that illness.
Or you could donate to,
if rugby's your thing
and you don't like his message,
you could donate to the New Zealand Falcons.
They're Aotearoa's premier gay
and inclusive rugby union team.
They're such a cool team.
We've spoken to those guys before.
They don't actually want your money as well.
They're just happy with a bit of support.
If you like their Facebook page,
maybe you want to go down and support one of their games.
That's all they want from you guys.
So that won't actually cost you anything.
Fight hate with love.
Go support something that's supporting love.
Oh, yeah.
So I shouldn't use the ball bag alert then.
We're fighting hate with love.
True.
Fair enough.
Oh, well, it's already been done.
Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. You enough. Oh, well, it's already been done. Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM.
You might remember recently producer Ben on this show
took on Liam Malone in a 100-meter sprint race.
And got absolutely pantsed.
Smashed him.
No.
No, mate.
No.
Okay, sorry.
It all stemmed from you bragging,
because you're the kind of guy who talks up his sporting prowess,
you bragging that you could beat the fastest high school student in the world.
He'll catch a pen that falls off the desk and then he'll yell out,
put me in the black cups.
Did you see that catch though?
It was a good catch.
Let's see how much you back yourself here.
I've got the story of Julia Hurricane Hawkins.
She is the world's fastest over 100 year old.
Oh yeah?
So she is competing in the 100 metre sprint
at the age of 103.
Oh cool.
Pretty cool way.
Still got plenty of miles left on those tyres.
Well she said as I get older
I feel like I only have so many 100 metre dashes
left in me
and I don't want to waste them in practice she said.
So she doesn't want to train.
She just wants to compete.
Oh so just in the competitive side.
Yeah.
Before we do this what was your time that we recorded?
When we went to the Millennium Institute.
13-1.
13-1.
I believe it was a 13-1.
13-1?
Never forget.
Never forget.
So that's your time.
Do you think you're faster than 103-year-old Julia Hurricane Hawkins?
I really hope so.
But she could be really fast.
Do you want to put some money on it?
Yeah, go on.
20 bucks.
20 bucks.
Oh, come on.
You got more than that.
No, I don't because I've also got to bet with Clint with the rugby tonight.
100 bucks.
No.
100.
Well, hang on a minute.
Who's giving me this money?
Bree.
It's 100.
Oh, Bree is?
No, it'll be halved by you and I.
Bree.
It's a 103-year-old.
Yeah, no, I'll stick with 20.
You sure you want to do this?
Yeah.
You think you're faster than a 103-year-old?
I've got her time right here.
Yeah, hopefully.
Tell me the time.
Are we doing the bet?
I need to know if we're doing the bet.
Yeah, we're doing the bet, $20.
$20.
Swear on your mum's life.
Yeah, I'll give you $20.
Swear on your mum's life? I'll give you $20 Swear on your mum's life
Jesus
This is getting heavy
Okay
Julia
Hurricane Hawkins
Ran
A 39.62 second
100 metre
Good
Pretty good
Pretty good
Well done
That's good
39
Ah
Good on her
That's so cute
Good on her
That is adorable I would be I'd be out of breath Cheering for her It would take cute Good on her That is adorable
I would be
I'd be out of breath
Cheering for her
It would take that long
For her to get to the end
Of the track though
To be honest
I'd struggle to get a 39
These days
Alright sweet
Hey Ben we'll flick you
Our bank account
You can check that 20 bucks in
Okay what?
Sweet
Cool sweet lock it in
Sweet alright thanks man
Swore on your mum's life
ZM Spree and Clint
The podcast
You ready to hear about some old people criminals?
Yeah we just talked about that
103 year old sprinter earlier
She's not a criminal
She's dangerously fast
But she could get away if she needed to
100 metres in 39.6 seconds
This guy's from Oamaru
So he's a Kiwi, he's 80 years old
Headline reads
Oamaru man, 80, caught with he's 80 years old headline reads Oamaru man 80
caught with 15 ounces
of cannabis
promises to kick the habit
epic
what a legend
that is so good
careful what you say
why
he's broken the law
yeah but that's a crap law
oh yeah okay
an 80 year old
Oamaru man found to be in possession of more than 15 ounces of cannabis.
Jesus.
All for personal use, is what it said.
What is he doing?
He told a judge that he plans to kick his habit and find alternative ways to self-medicate.
Brian John Arbuckle appeared before the judge today.
Oh, he's 80. He's got nothing else before the judge today Oh he's 80
He's got nothing else
Leave him alone
He's 80
What a badass 80 year old
How much is
How much is
15 ounces
Because I know an ounce
Is a hell of a lot
Like an ounce
I mean
I don't smoke the stuff
But an ounce is enough
To get you through
A long winter I'd assume
But he's got 15 of them
That's a lot
I think it's a lot
Of weed
Did your grandparents
Ever do anything
That was a bit like
Dunno
My grandads
Both passed away
When I was young
But I think they were
I think they were lads
My pa had tattoos
Did he?
Yeah he got them in the war
They were war tattoos
Well my
My papa came over On a navy boat So yeah he got them in the war they were war tattoos well my my papa came over on a
navy boat so yeah he got um he got a eel on his arm and then when obviously i knew him he was
quite old and it looked like a wrinkled penis like it was so bad and he used to think it was
hilarious he's like look at this it's a wrinkly penis you should get a wrinkly penis tattooed on
you as a tribute to your pa.
It'd be nice.
Yeah.
It'd be nice.
You'd get in the same place as him.
We can organise this, actually.
Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
Producers, how hard would it be?
Bree's got to go to Treasure Island for a couple of weeks,
but how hard would it be to get a tattoo artist in when she gets back?
Oh, when she gets back?
Yeah.
Really easy.
Really easy?
I thought you meant before she leaves, and I was like,
oh, five minutes.
I'll make it happen.
We've got 15 minutes.
A couple of weeks, wrinkly penis on the arm How big?
How big was your pars?