ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 24th 2019

Episode Date: June 24, 2019

What survived the washing machine?Dean McCarthy live from LADisney has tonnes of movies coming soonLime dilemmaFinish the wrap Day1Where did you wake up?Trash or Treasure!Did you meet on Instagram?Birthday Banger!Izzy Folau updateUbereats surgeMillennial horn is a lieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am ready when you are. Ellie's just on her way. Oh, these headphones are comfortable. Are your headphones on? G'day mate. Yeah. Thought we'd finished. Hadn't finished.

No, I thought we'd finished. I started picking up. Yeah, same. Thank God I'm here. You didn't do it. I didn't do it. It's true. Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast.

With no Bree today. Just to give you that news up front. If you're here for Bree, you've come to the wrong podcast. No, she's got an intro for Trash or Treasure. Oh, she's on there, yeah. So at some point in the podcast, Bree will be here. She sounds like a horse on that, by the way. She does, eh?

Is that rude to say? Trash or Treasure. I want to ask you guys, who did the laziest thing this weekend? Who had the laziest thing that they did on the weekend just gone? It's a Monday. I ordered Uber Eats from the end of my street. Nice. Yeah, I like that.

I'm all about that, actually. I very much enjoy that. That's not a joke. Really? So my street runs through about three blocks, so it would have been two blocks away, definitely walking distance, a five-minute walk max, like a 30-second car ride.

Any hills? That includes pulling the car out of the driveway, but to do that, I would have had to put pants on. Yeah, no, I don't want to put pants on either. $6, $6, I don't have to leave the house. Exactly. Yeah, that's good, that's lazy. Ben did that the other day, though, didn't you,

after Radio Awards Friday morning? Oh, yeah yeah I did You got McDonald's Uber Eats From literally You live right next to the McDonald's Yeah I do But there's a massive hill And Ellie's like

I'm on my way I was like Well I can't go and get it Bring it back So you Uber Eats Why don't you just get Ellie To take you to the drive through That's a really good point actually

I was hungry at that point And then I had to buy her food No I'm with you I'm with you This is where we work This is where To earn this money To pay for our own convenience

Ellie I feel like You've got an ace in the hole I feel like you would have done Something you. I'm with you. This is where we work. This is where we earn this money to pay for our own convenience. Ellie, I feel like you've got an ace in the hole. I feel like you would have done something on the weekend. I mean, to be honest, yesterday I literally didn't leave my bed and I ordered overeats twice. Whoa. So. Twice in one day overeats is a full sack of shit load. I literally was.

That's not good. I was a sack of shit yesterday. You are. It is. You've given up. You've gone, ain't nothing happening to me today. Yeah. This carcass needs feeding. yes. You are. Yeah, it is. You've given up. You've gone, ain't nothing happening to me today. Yeah. This carcass needs feeding.

Yeah. Bring it to me. Exactly. So that was my Sunday. And God, I loved it. Yeah. It was great. Well done.

What did you get? What did I get the first time? First time we got Wendy's. And then the second time we got Burger King. Yeah, well done. That's good. That's good. That's so bad, eh?

Oh, that's the life. I mean, have some veggies tonight. Yeah, well done. That's good. That's good. That's so bad, eh? Oh, that's the life. I mean, have some veggies tonight. Yeah, no. But potatoes, you know, potatoes are vegetable. Thank you. So namaste. You do you. Kia ora.

Kia ora, bubs. Here's today's podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zed Ams, Brie and Clint. Good, everybody. How you doing? Brie and Clint. G'day everybody. How you doing?

Brie and Clint. Wait, no. No. No. Not Brie and Clint. Actually, just Clint. Just me. Brie's on Celebrity Treasure Island.

So it's just me for a little while. And the producers are here as well. Producer Ben. Hi. Hey, mate. And Producer Ellie. Hello. Hi.

Hey, can we work on getting Brie's name removed from the hour opener, please? Oh, yeah, yeah. Fair, fair, yeah. Just while she's not here. What do you want it to say? Just Clint. Clint. Okay, cool.

We'll stop that. You guys are here too. Clinton Co. All right. Something around there is good. Like, love Bree. She's an important part of this show when she's here. Yeah, right.

But when she's not, I mean, like she said, if you don't do the crime, no, that doesn't make sense. She's not here, so we're happy for her, but she's got her own thing going on at the moment. I'm sure her and Matt Chisholm aren't putting me in the titles of Celebrity Treasure Island. Why would they? Exactly.

Exactly. So why would we? She'll be back never, apparently. She told us she can't tell us when she returns. I guess they've got to do it until they find the treasure on that island. So when she finds that, she'll be back and then the show will be back to normal. But in the meantime, we will just proceed

as normal and today we're going to give away $400. We are. Yeah. We've got cash to give away at 20 parts 4. Put it this way, all you've got to know is your rap lyrics. So if you're the sort of person who can rap along to a song in the car when you're listening to ZM, then you're going to be good at this.

You're going to be really good. Today's an Eminem song. I'll just say that. Alright, nice. If you know Eminem, then call up. If you know Eminem, then you're going to be totally sweet. 420 is when we're going to do that. No coincidence with the timing. Next though, an amazing story of animal survival to start the show.

Obviously we've already had the good news today that Israel Folau's account has been taken down. So some more good news next. Like I said, an amazing story of animal survival after Mitch James. ZM. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Brie not here, she's away at Celebrity Treasure Island at the moment. And we open today's show with an amazing story of animal survival. A cat went through the washing machine. It's fine, it's fine.

While we're laughing, it's fine. A cat has survived a 40-minute wash cycle, full cycle, gone the whole way through the washing machine, and it's okay. So like I said, it's an amazing story of animal survival. We don't have the actual audio of it because no one was recording it because that would be cruel. Just take the cat out if you know that it's in there. Yeah.

But the owner didn't. I believe it sounded something like this, though. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. He said the door was closed so the cat would have been a bit more muffled. Yeah, something like that.

Felix the cat, he's from Minneapolis, has made global news today because he, again, we're laughing because the cat's okay. Yeah, it's fine. All right, that's the only reason that we. Happy ending. Happy ending. Felix, well, almost actually.

Felix climbed in the washing machine when her owner wasn't looking, or his. Felix did a full express wash, warm wash, cold rinse, and a spin dry before the owner came back to get the finished washing. Because you know how your washing machine goes, it beeps at you until you open it, came back, and there was the cat. Cat is not in a good condition, and they had to take it to the vet. It's got a mild concussion.

Yeah, from being thrown just head around. Yeah, from going around and around. Again, not good. And water inside the cat's lungs. But it's going to make a full recovery, which is great news. Oh, I can't believe that. And also with GoFundMes being such a big topic today,

with Israel Folau's being taken down, there's actually a GoFundMe for the cat, which is at $8,000. What does it need? Lots of medical attention. But it's going to be okay. There's just medical bills that it needs to be

taken care of. Happy ending, right? Amazing story of animal survival. I thought on the back of that today, we could kick it off nice and easy for a Monday. What survived the washing machine? What went through the wash and survived? I don't mean animals. We don't necessarily need and survived? I don't mean animals. No, we don't want that.

We don't necessarily need any more animal stories. I mean other things. Like you, producer Ellie, you put a very expensive item through the washing machine recently. I did. I put my AirPods through the wash, and I was devastated as a first world problem millennial, but they survived.

And these are not, don't think she's talking about earphones, the ones that come free with your phone. You're talking about the expensive upper crust proper earpods. Yeah, those ones. Put them in rice? Yeah. Put them in rice.

Yeah. And any issues? Are they crackly? They seem to be fine. They're charging? Yep. They haven't electrocuted you? Good to go.

I mean, not yet. That'd be such a worry. Oh, jeepers. Survive the washing machine. What else have you got? Oh, 800 dials at him. Like Ellie's earpods and like Felix the cat from Minneapolis. What survived the you got? 0800 dial ZM, like Ellie's AirPods and like Felix the cat from Minneapolis. What survived the washing machine?

Text machines open as well. 9696, you can get in touch. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're opening the show with an amazing story of animal survival. Felix the cat from Minnesota. Minnesota? Minneapolis. Sorry, Felix.

Survived a 45-minute washing machine cycle. He's a bit worse for wear. He's in at the vets at the moment. And there is a GoFundMe page with a goal of $10,000 for his medical bills, which is at $8,000. But the vets have said he's going to be fine. That's awesome. That is awesome. Good, right? Front loader, not top loader,

which may have been the key to his survival because they use less water. Oh, okay. I was picturing like a hamster situation where it's just running. You're thinking like a tumble dryer. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Well, lucky that didn't happen. And Felix

is doing okay and the advice is always check the Lucky it's not that. And Felix is doing okay, and the advice is always check the machine before you do that. We're asking this afternoon, what survived the washing? Like Felix the cat, not necessarily an animal, what survived? Hey, Adam. How's it going? Good, man. What survived the washing?

My passport survived the washing. Right. And what sort of condition did it come out? It was fairly beaten up, to be fair. All the pages were wrinkled together. When you say survived, do you mean it was still usable? Like, did you make it through customs? Yep, it still worked at customs through one of those machines

that you just slip it on in. Isn't that so weird, eh? They're so vigilante about everything at an airport, and yet you go through with a chewed up passport and they're like, yeah, they'll do. Yeah, good work. All right, congratulations, Adam. Well done.

Aaron, what survived the washing? My iPhone 4. Now those, correct me if I'm wrong, those were the non-waterproof iPhones? Yes. Yeah. Yes. It had no cover on it or anything.

It was just a bare phone. Really? It was in a bare phone Really? It was in my shorts pocket Yeah And the old story mum Chucked a load in the washing machine Without checking the pockets Your mum put it in the wash?

Yeah Now you've got two options there You can either blame mum And say you owe me a new iPhone Or you can say Thank you for still doing my washing mum How old are you? How old are you?

This was quite a few years ago This was about six years ago that it happened, yeah. Yeah, but how old are you now? Oh, how old? That could be telling. Go on. Go on. How old?

I'm 30. I'm 30. So you were 24. So your mum was still doing your washing at 24. Well, no. Well, yes and no. Like, I wasn't expecting her to chuck it through the washing machine, and I went to go back to go do my laundry.

Yeah. And I realised that she'd already just chucked it in because she was like, she was doing a load anyway. Hence why the phone was still in there. Okay, great. Thanks, bro.

Thanks for the call. Yeah, no worries. One more text. What survived the washing machine? My headphones. They've gone through the wash three or four times but they still work.

But when I touch the treadmill at the gym, I get a small electric shock inside my ears. Oh no. Ha ha ears. Oh, no. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, no. That's not good.

That can't be good. Probably time for an upgrade. I'm all for using things for their sustainable life. That's good for the environment. Yeah, great. But treat yourself. Yeah, that's a hazard now. You get shocked inside your ears.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Let's go to Hollywood. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Dean, I'm all alone, mate. Brie has abandoned me. She's gone to a tropical island to film Celebrity Treasure Island,

so it's just me and you today. Just ask, who does she think she is? My goodness, who does she think she is? Who does she think she is, is right. But if you make it over here, there's a spare space in the studio if you want to join us this week. I'd love that, actually. Talk to me, this Israel Folau palaver has made it all the way to the United States. It has made it to the United States because it's such an incredibly dramatic

and disgusting situation. But literally just moments ago, did you know that the crowdfunding site called GoFundMe has actually shut down his GoFundMe page? Now, if you've kind of not really been following it from the beginning, the play out was, you know, raising money so that he could sue the actual sport of $10 million because he lost his gig. He raised $700,000 on there and now, yeah, it's been shut down and this made it all the way to Hollywood today. So it's pretty, pretty dramatic.

It's the only thing in my Facebook timeline at the moment is people sharing the fact that it's been shut down. So people in the States are talking about that. I imagine in the States, a story like this would bring out kind of the best and worst in people as well. Best and worst. People were wanting to add money to it.

People wanted to shut it down. It just divided America. I heard about it in America. I didn't even hear about it from Australians. I heard about it here. I was like, wow, it's big. They wouldn't even know what the sport was that he was playing. But that's okay.

Also, Matthew Perry from Friends, Chandler Bing, has made headlines today. He has made headlines today. He got paparazzi photographs in New York City looking, I'm just going to say it, looked a mess. We all do though, Clint. We all have our days. We have our days.

In the photo, it looked like he had long nails. He had something spilled on his shirt. He looked hair everywhere. Like, he looked like he'd just woken up. He looked rough. Anyway, he everywhere. Like, he looked like he'd just woken up. He looked rough. Anyway, he looked... He looked... It seems like whenever he emerges, and no offence to Matthew Perry,

I'm sure he's going through something. Maybe not. Maybe he's just a bit of a grot these days. He looks like... He looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster. Crawled out of the dumpster. And, you know, he's worth millions of dollars, so he's probably a very fabulous dumpster at that,

can I just say? In the photo, though, he had long nails, and they reported in the press how he needed to get his nails done he reposted the photo and wrote off to get a manicure they call it man a cure the man is in the name so he really had some fun with it because you know the poor guy just got slammed yeah he did yeah it's good that he can never laugh about it but also go and go go get a manicure and also go get some new clothes yeah yeah

I mean you just know if you're that famous and you step outside someone's going to take a photo don't have to do much just maybe maybe wash your t-shirt

as would be yeah maybe buy a new one you have 20 million dollars maybe buy a new one maybe use some of the money from all the friends replays that are on to go

and get a new one okay that's Dean McCarthy our Hollywood see you tomorrow it's good it's good when you're here because then I've got some of the money from all the friends replays that are on to go and get a new one. Okay, that's Dean McCarthy. Our Hollywood chorus. See you tomorrow. Hey, see you tomorrow. It's good. It's good when you're here because then I've got somebody

to talk to. So, please come back. Bye, guys. See ya. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. 23? Yes, 23 days until Lion King.

This is exciting. New Lion King movie. On Friday, a new trailer was released that featured Beyonce singing Lion King. With Childish Gambino. Yeah, Donald Glover. Have we heard this? Have we all heard it? I've heard a little snippet.

Oh, you've heard a little bit. If you've missed it, this is what it's going to sound like. Can you feel the love tonight? Look at the stars. The peace the evening brings. The great kings look down on us from those stars. The world for once in perfect harmony with all its living things And so will I Disney's The Lion King

That gets me excited. It just sounds like Beyonce with some guy backing her. I was about to say that. It's just a Beyonce song, right? It just sounds like Beyonce. So that's an interesting point. You don't hear Lion King,

you hear Beyonce doing The Lion King. I do, a little bit. She's playing Nala, is that correct You don't hear Lion King, you hear Beyonce doing the Lion King. I do a little bit. She's playing Nala, is that correct or am I wrong? No, you're right. I'm sure she'll do a great job.

It's going to be a fantastic film. What I've got here is the full list of Disney movies that are going to come out over the next eight years they're saying.

There's 60 of them that have released a list of 60 different movies. I'm not going to do them all because I don't know what some of them are but I just want to get from you guys.

Are you excited about these? Okay, yeah. Okay. So, of course, Toy Story. Toy Story. It must have just come out. Excited about a new Toy Story?

No. I love Toy Story. It's one of my favourite trilogies. But trilogy, keyword here, trilogy. Did it finish after that last one? Well, that's what I thought.

I mean, I'm excited for it, but I just don't want it to be... Me too. Yeah, you know? Lion King. What about Maleficent? There's a new... Is it Maleficent?

Maleficent? Yeah, I've never seen those ones. Ah. New Maleficent, Mistress of Evil. That's coming out this year as well. Right. Okay. Ford vs Ferrari.

That one's in there just for me. That's a Disney movie. Buzzy. Apparently. Yeah. Oh. Frozen 2 before the end of the year. Oh, okay.

Yeah. No, that would be pretty cool. I the end of the year. Oh, okay, yeah. No, that would be pretty cool. I'm interested to know from parents, are you excited about that or are you terrified for Frozen 2? I think it'd have another big anthem song in it, you know? 100%. They will, eh? Yeah, they will.

Definitely. That's the model. That might be Demi Lovato's return, actually. She might come back for that one. Star Wars, The Rise of Skywalker. Yeah, that's huge. Oh, I mean, I can't. Well, this is it. This is the final. This is it. Is it? Oh, cool. oh I mean I can't well this is it

this is the final this is it oh cool boom it's over well no it's not because Disney have also announced that in 2020 there'll be three new

Star Wars movies have they oh I mean just stop no I didn't even know that okay next year for Disney a third unnamed Kingsman film is coming

oh yeah okay which features the Taron Taron Egerton Elton John there it is a third unnamed Kingsman film is coming. Oh yeah. Okay. Which features Taron Egerton. Elton John. There it is. I quite like those movies. Yeah, they are fun.

Oh, Mulan. Do you remember the Disney movie Mulan? Oh yeah, yeah. So they're doing a new Mulan. Are they remaking it? Is it like live action? It doesn't say.

It just says a new version of it next year. Interesting. That's cool. Bob's Burgers is getting a Disney movie. Oh, true. That cartoon. Interesting. That's cool. Bob's Burgers is getting a Disney movie. Oh, true. That cartoon shit.

That's funny. Cruella is getting her own. Oh, she's getting her own spin-off, is she? From 101 Dalmatians. That can be scary now. Yeah, I'm scared of her. Two new Marvel movies next year. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Ali loves Marvel. Oh, yeah. Definitely seen all of them. I'm pumped for that. And then after 2020, nine more live action Disney remakes. So like how they've remade Aladdin and they've remade Lion King to be live action, they're going to do nine classics, maybe Little Mermaid.

Oh, that's cool. Interesting. Three new Star Wars movies, a new Indiana Jones movie, and Avatar 2, 3, 4, and 5, which will not... Whoa! Oh, is that still a thing? Avatar is still a thing, yeah. Just bring out number two before you commit to, like, seven others.

Yeah, James Cameron. If you're listening, James Cameron, we're ready. He lives in New Zealand now. Does he? Yeah, he probably is listening. He lives in the Wairarapa. Big fan, James, big fan. There you go.

Lots of Disney movies to look forward to coming out soon. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Brie is away. She is on Celebrity Treasure Island. So I'm just talking to myself for a couple of weeks, which is why I'm also leaning quite heavily on my friend's producer, Ellie. Hello.

This is like when you're in a long-term relationship and you only see each other. And then one of them goes on holiday. Yeah, and then what do you do? No, you know what you do? You start texting your other friends who you haven't seen for ages and you're like,

hey bro, do you want to go to the pub? Dinner? Do you still go to the pub? Can I come? And he's like, why are you talking to me? Your girlfriend's away, isn't she? Correct. In this analogy, Brie is my girlfriend,

but not in real life. No, no, no. Don't. Yeah, no, no, no. No rumours there. Just don't get that confused. You're here with a lime question. Yeah, so today I went up to Ponsonby for a...

A Delimer. That's a good one. A Delimer. Yeah, I've had a Delimer this morning. I had an appointment up in Ponsonby or just up the road and I ubered up and then on the way back I thought, hey, I'm going to lime. I'm going to get some fresh air on the skin.

I'm just going to see how it goes. So you open the app and you've got to try and find where one is in your region. And I saw this one close by down a side street. I was like, that's a strange place for it to be. So I walked on down and I saw it, located it on this driveway. I was like, oh, there she is. Started approaching and there's these builders working on site at this house. And I was like, oh.

I don't know why. I just felt weird coming and grabbing the Lime. I just did. From outside the house? Yeah, yeah. It was just at this house. And I was like, oh. I don't know why. I just felt weird coming and grabbing the lime. I just did. From outside the house? Yeah, yeah. It was just outside the house. What, did you think it was one of the builder's work limes? Well, kind of.

I was like, it very much looks like it's there for a reason. Did it have tools in the back of it? Yeah, well, it should actually. They should put a little pocket in for that kind of thing. So I was like, oh, there's my lime. And so I start scanning it. And then one of the builders goes, hey, she's stealing your lime.

And I was like, oh. So they have purposely used this lime, placed it very close to the driveway to probably take after their shift and I immediately felt really awkward because I was like, I do have the right to take this. Like it's there, it's for public use, but they've clearly reserved it and he's now said a comment to make me feel really awkward about it. And so I was kind of like, oh, sorry, is this your lime? line i'm thinking no it's not his line ellie why are you even saying

this but had he reserved it because with lime with lime you can you can remember you can lock them after you use it you can when you go you go tick you go um lock or end ride so if you scan it and it opens and also if it's locked it won't show up yeah right so it wasn't locked it was definitely cancelled so i was like oh I can totally take it. So I was like, oh, really awkward. Like, oh, sorry. I'm sure there's another one around. And then limed off.

But I felt really awkward. And in that situation. Not too awkward to take it though. Yeah, not too awkward to take it. But I was like, should I have left that there for him if he wanted to use that after work? I was a bit like, my compassionate side was like, maybe I should leave this.

And then my selfish side was like, maybe I should leave this and then my selfish side was like, nah, go, go, go, go. Dude, dude, literally, there are more limes than people, I think. Thank you. Christchurch just got 200 new e-scooters today.

I don't know what brand they are, but it's in the news. Another one. But literally, they just appear. That's true, that's true. So that guy will be fine. Yeah, but I just found it really,

I kind of had the feeling it was reserved for him and then when his friend said that, I was like, yeah, you do want this lime, but now I feel really awkward about it. I don't it really, I kind of had the feeling it was reserved for him. And then when his friend said that, I was like, yeah, you do want this lime. But now I feel really awkward about it. I don't know. Was he kind of right to?

No. No, he wasn't, eh? He was totally on the right. The one you won't, that I don't understand is when you're both looking for a lime and you walk towards it. Oh, that's awkward. Who gets it then? Like, who gives up their lime?

Oh, I've never had that situation before. But price comparison. So to get the Uber taxi up. Oh, this is good. Yep. So we've got, same up. Oh, this is good. Yep. So we've got the same distance. Yep. Same distance.

Yeah. Uber was $6.50 and the Lime was $4. So it is a little bit cheaper, but you are out in the cold. But you did get cold. Yeah, and it's more dangerous. And you did have to fight off 15 builders together. So, I mean, probably just get a taxi next time. You agree with me, Ben, right?

She's not in the... No, she's fine. No, she's fine. No, she's fine. Thank you. Thank you. I just felt awkward, the way they sort of like... No, you're too nice.

Yeah, you're too nice. All right, thanks, guys. I'll take that. If you could take it back to the builders now, that'd be good, because they need a lunch break. Yeah, true. ZM's Bree and Clint,

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Proud of it. And very proud of it. And we are working on that billboard for you, Clint. The producers. Thank you. If we can get that up there. Well, no one else is doing it. Proud of it. And very proud of it. Thank you. And we are working on that billboard for you. The producers. Thank you. If we can get that up there. Well, no one else is doing it. No one else is.

It's true. It's a gap in the market. Exactly right. A story today from an Air Canada flight where a woman has woken up in the dark on the plane that was empty and she was still trapped into her seat. The plane was locked and it had been parked for the night. How does that happen? How does that happen?

Also, why aren't the people just being like, yo, wake up. Yo, hey lady. Yeah. We're all leaving. So you've got to go through the list. So the passengers have got off the plane. The cabin crew have left the plane.

The pilots have left the plane. I don't know if a pilot does a once over before he gets out, but he probably just turns left and goes out straight away. He's gone. The cleaning crew presumably have been through the plane. Yeah. And still haven't noticed this person or have noticed the person and gone, she looks tired.

Let her sleep. You know? And the other side of this is you have stayed asleep through the whole thing so yeah I can kind of relate

I am I'm a heavy sleeper I fall asleep at the drop of a hat especially on planes and I have woken up on a plane before when they were cleaning it

so all the no this is no crap it was an Air New Zealand flight all the passengers had got off and the cabin crew were you know they stand

at the door and they're like thank you thank you good to see you thank you goodbye and the cabin crew were, you know how they stand at the door and they're like, Thank you, thank you. Namahe, good to see you. Thank you. Goodbye. And the cleaners were coming through and they've got that plastic bag where they're throwing all the cups in.

And one of them pushes me and goes, bro, bro, you've landed. Wake up. And I was like, oh, far out. So I got up and got my bag. That was fine. Just the air bridge was still there. Oh, that's good. This lady, woken up, the plane's locked.

That's the other bit. She can't get off by herself because the plane has been locked up. She got her phone out and called her friend to say, I'm on the plane and I don't know what's happening. Her phone died as soon as she called her friend. No, no, no. And she couldn't charge her phone because the plane was turned off. It's not on.

Oh, my God. She's fine, by the way. She said she's terrified and she's traumatised. Chill out a bit. She found a torch in the cockpit. She let herself into the cockpit of the plane, found a torch, and then started flashing it out the window. And some baggage crews saw her and were like,

oh, far out, there's someone on that plane. Oh, far cool light. Yeah. Because I guess you would freak out because you'd go I don't know when they're using this plane next. Wouldn't it be really cold? On the plane? Freezing, wouldn't it? Yes and no. It just depends where it

is. It's in Canada. No, it's an Air Canada flight. We don't know where it landed. Oh, actually, Quebec. Oh yeah, she's in Toronto. Yeah, she was in Canada. Oh my gosh. Random question for you this afternoon. Like this lady, and like me actually,

where'd you wake up? Did you fall asleep somewhere and wake up somewhere where you didn't expect to go? Did you fall asleep in a taxi that went in the wrong direction? Did you fall asleep on the subway when you were in London perhaps? Did you, I don't know, what's the deal? Where did you wake up? Did you hitchhike with somebody and then comb it out and they didn't know where to drop

you off? If you do fall asleep in an Uber or a taxi, they have to wake you up, eh? Yeah, yeah. Surely. They want you out, right? They want the fare and then you're out. Well, Uber, they know where you're going, but taxi, if you got on the Southern Motorway and said to the taxi driver,

just keep going, and then you fall asleep, technically that's your fault. He can just keep going. He can just keep going. 0800 dial ZM. The text machine is open as well. We want to know this afternoon, where did you wake up? Where did you wake up? ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Story out today about a lady who woke up on a plane that was locked and parked. She'd been on a flight and she'd slept on the flight, and then everybody got off and closed the plane and just left her there. Kind of terrifying. I guess she got off. She was fine.

She woke up and she was still buckled into her seat and it was all shut down. What would you go and look for? If you had access to the plane, it's kind of like if you got locked

in an apartment store. What would you want to check out? I'd want to see the cockpit. I'd want to see... Yeah, it'd be pitch dark though. Yeah. Well, she found a torch. Oh, right, yeah. So, yeah. Yeah, I'd want to see the cockpit. I'd want to see, but it'd be pitch dark though. Yeah. Well, she found a torch.

Oh, right. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah, I'd be looking for gear like that. I'd be in first class seeing what happens up there.

Yeah, I'd go lying on one of those beds. Yeah. I'd find food. Food. The first thing I want when I wake up is food. And the bar.

Yes, I'd also want to see where the flight attendants sleep and stuff on long hauls. You know how they've got beds up there? Do they? Yeah, on long hauls.

Sometimes there's beds for them to sleep in, yeah. If they locked me on the plane, 300% I'm opening the emergency door because I've always wanted to do that. Oh, yeah. And I'm deploying that slide. I'm like, well, I don't care how much this costs your airplane. I don't.

You left me on the plane. True. Their fault. Slide onto the tarmac. Who's that guy? You've got one job. So we're asking you, where did you wake up?

Like this lady who woke up in a parked, locked plane. Where did you wake up, Paul? In a giant storage tank. Oh. Storage tank? Yes. We're used to work.

We're enough. We used to go cleaning up giant tanks at mill sites and that. Yeah. And we were coming up doing, we'd just done a double shift. And so me and the other guy, we stayed in the tank

while the trucks were, we were loading the trucks and the truck was buggering off to go unload. It was about 45 minutes. And we just like, oh, we'll just stay, told the door watch

who we signed in on, we'll wait in the tank. And we waited. And then we just sat down and fell asleep. And then we woke up to emergency services yelling at us, are you guys all right? Whoa. That's my worst nightmare.

I know. That sounds terrifying. What if they started filling it with whatever you put inside that tank? Oh, no. We're cleaning it out so there's no chance of it filling. Oh. Right. All right, Paul. There was no chance of it falling. Right. All right, Paul.

Well, no more sleeping on the job, eh? No, no. Have a V. Nadia, good afternoon. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good.

Where did you wake up? Well, I used to work in retail and in the malls, you know, late night as you do. And we were closing up and we thought, let's go out for a drink. Yeah. So we all got into a taxi, went to town. Yeah, decided I had way too many drinks, went to the toilet, fell asleep. Kind of came to, came out, everything's locked up, closed, pitch black.

I was rather a bit confused and started knocking on the door outside and the security guard let me out. And he actually gave me a ride home too, so that was kind of sick. Oh, what a good guy. So you woke up inside a locked bar. Now, Nadia, we don't endorse that style of drinking on the Brea and Clint show, but once you'd woken up and you had slept it off, were you tempted to help yourself to something from behind the bar? I was just looking around like, where am I?

What happened? Real confused. All right. It hasn't happened again though, right, Nadia? It's not a repeat occurrence? No. They gave us a free tab, so that's what happened there. They gave you a free tab?

Yeah, we won a game of pool, and then they were giving out free bath pads. Oh, no, you're talking about why you fell asleep. Okay, that's right. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, we'll just wrap the Nadia chat up. Cool, sounds good. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. All right. Oh, treasure. Do this every Monday, bit of fun, you know, and we give away some mobile fuel along with it. All you've got to do is guess whether something is trash, worth under $5,000, or treasure, worth over $5,000. If you get two out of three correct,

we're going to give you some mobile fuel, Vicky. Hello. Hello. Can I say I'm glad you're here, by the way. Bree's away, and it's just nice to have somebody to talk to, you know? Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm going to play you these items. Best of luck.

Just have a good old guess, all right? Now, the first one is interesting because this is actually a Kiwi item, I think. It's a Maori item on Antiques Roadshow. Is it the British Antiques Roadshow, Ben? Yeah, it was, yeah. What's the British? A while ago as well, like 2002 or three.

Okay, listen carefully, Vicky. Here's your first item. I've been told it's a Maori feather box. Yeah, what's the British? A while ago as well, like 2002 or 3? Okay, listen carefully, Vicky. Here's your first item. I've been told it's a Maori feather box. Yeah, it is. Called it waka huia because it contained the black and white feathers of a huia bird. And they were considered as treasure. I mean, the carving is curvilinear. It's very beautiful with these tiki-like heads at the end.

I would put it into about 1810, 1820. Now that's waka huia, not waka huia. But what do you reckon for a Maori carved feather box from 1820? Trash or treasure, Vicky? Yeah, I'm going to say that's a treasure. I think you could be right, but let's have a listen. Without provenance, I would value it something like 7,000 to 9,000. Yes, there we go. Good work. That is definitely treasure. Okay, here comes item number two.

Have a listen. Hitler's face at the bottom of a patriotic potty. So we've got the swastika here. Have this on old nasty. And it plays a tune as well, doesn't it? It plays a tune. You go... Recognize that? Very patriotic How brilliant Very patriotic What we're talking about here Vicky

Is a potty With Hitler's face on the bottom So you do your business On Hitler's face And somehow it plays a song as well Are we looking at trash or treasure For this item? I think it's a bit as well. Are we looking at trash or treasure for this item? I think it's a bit of trash.

You think it's a bit of trash? Let's find out. £300. Oh, yeah, I mean, not worth nothing, but you're correct there. It's under five grand, so we call that trash. It's a weird thing.

That's it, you win. You win, congratulations. We've got mobile fuel for you if you just wait there Awesome, thanks guys No problems We're going to talk now about people who have hooked up with their partner in the DMs We're talking Instagram DMs Producer Ben has been reading the personal blog of a bikini model this morning. Yeah, do you know her, Fiona Faulkner?

No, not until you showed me. Oh, okay. And you've brought us a story of love in the DMs. I have. So she was on Biggest Loser years and years ago. Now she's a plus-size model. Yeah. And she's come out and says –

I think we just say model these days. I think we just go with model. That's what it said. She wanted that to be said. She wanted it to be said? Okay, no, then we'll go with that. If she wants it, then that wanted that to be said. She wanted it to be said. Okay, no, then we'll go with that. If she wants it, then that's what we'll say. Then that's what she gets.

Yep. And she's come out and said, finding my fiance on Instagram is the best way I've ever hooked up with anyone. Now, define finding them on Instagram. So he messaged her. Yeah. And now they're together.

I believe, and not to constantly correct you, but I believe her fiance is a she. Yes. Yes. So she slid in the DMs of her, and that's how they got together. Yeah, and she had been on many, many dating apps and been out to bars, and she said, Instagram is the best.

Right. Because, she said, I could stalk on Instagram. I could see the family photos. I could see everything they've posted, what kind of values they have, how they look on Instagram. You get more of an idea of the person. That kind of makes sense. Like the idea that you can learn more about them

by stalking their profile before you actually meet up with them. But at the same time, I'm very dubious of any connection that's made from just popping in the DMs. Like if you've never met that person and then somehow you found their account. Yeah, that's true. I just don't know I don't know how much good

Can come of that You're thinking it's like a scam Either yeah Either yeah Either a scam Or you only like me When I've got a filter on That's what I'm thinking as well

Although producer Ellie You've got a story of love In the DMs as well Oh sorry yeah Oh hello there Hello I do One of my greatest friends

He's actually also gay And he met his partner on Instagram. One of them DM'd each other. They just thought each other were hot. Like, hey, what's up? And at first I remember thinking, because it was about three years ago, so at the time I was going, oh, don't talk to strangers. No, don't talk to strangers in the DM.

I was really worried, yeah. But it turns out they're, like, great and they're together still, and, yeah, they got to do all the stalking beforehand. I would be real interested to know if there's a marriage that has come from the DMs. Because we did some research today and we found out Instagram DMs have actually only existed since 2013. So six or so years.

So six, yeah. Your relationship would have to be less than six years long. Yeah. But is there some stories about loving the DMs out there this afternoon? 0800 dial ZM. Did you meet your partner in the Instagram DMs? And was it successful? Or, no, actually, if it wasn't successful,

we're keen to hear from you as well too. If they ended up being a Nigerian scam lord, we'd like to hear that as well. Yeah, I'd like to know. Love in the DMs. Did you find it? You can call us, 0800 dial ZM, or you can text us too, 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We're talking us too 9696 Bree and Clint the podcast

ZM we're talking about finding love in the DMs this afternoon have you done it specifically Instagram because there's a

model who has come out and said she found her fiance in the DMs she just slid in there and was like hey seen all your pics

I like what I'm seeing and I'd love to go on a date with you which I thought would have been the creepiest thing in the world, especially if this person's got 80,000 followers. So they've got like a following. And I didn't think that people of that level

necessarily wanted you to come in like that. But she's gone, nah, it's great. It's great because it means that I can then before I reply to you, if your Instagram is public, I can go and look at all your photos, see what your values are, see if you like dogs. See what photos you've been tagged in, all your friends, your family.

Get a real feel for you beforehand. So maybe it's the secret to success with a relationship. And we've asked, did you find love in the DMs? Emma, good afternoon. Hi, how are you? I'm going good. How are you? Okay, good.

Okay, so here's a story. It's got a bit of a weird twist to it, but essentially my partner slid on into my DMs at first. I was like, go away, you creeper. We kept talking. However, and me being a woman, I got suckered. We went on a few dates. It's been eventuated that he had pending warrants,

and I'm like, well, I'll just change things. Whoa. You mean arrest warrants? That's right. Whoa, you can't find that out from someone's Instagram profile, can you? Oh, I know, I know. Unless he's done like a police car selfie. Yeah, sorry, carry on.

I mean, embarrassingly, he had those on his phone, but not on Instagram. Does he? But anyway, so I was like, look, I mean, it's time to sort of grow up kind of thing. And I was like, in order for me to stay with you, sort of the relationship progressed. And I was like, in order for us to progress,

you're going to need to hand yourself in and do this time. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, he did it. He did it. He did it. He deleted his Instagram and he gets out next month. That is true love. Congrats.

Well done. Thank you. I guess. You're more effective than the corrections department of the New Zealand government. next month. That is true love. Well done. Thank you. You're more effective than the corrections department of the New Zealand government. They said this to me. They're like, it comes from a man, right? A change. But, damn, I guess a love of a good woman can help. Yeah, I know, right?

It seems like you've got it together. I'll take the compliment. Can you date a few more prisoners? I think the country actually needs your help, Emma. Liam, did you find love in more prisoners? I think the country actually needs your help, Emma. Liam, did you find love in the DMs? Yes, I did. Whereabouts, mate? What happened?

Okay, so I think I was about 15. I was at high school, scrolling through Facebook this one day, and I noticed this girl come up in my recommended friends. So I ended up sending her a friend request. We talked for about six, eight months. Yeah.

And the funny thing was is that i didn't know but my brother had actually um hit her up a few weeks beforehand yeah me compared to my brother my brother blows me out of the water 100 miles an hour yeah but anyway i was persistent i just kept on talking to her, messaging her. You know, some people would call that stalker. Yeah, some people would call that harassment. But yeah, is there a happy ending to this story, Liam? Yeah, there is. So we've been together for about six years now, going strong. And it took us about eight months to meet up initially.

Yeah. Well done. Oh, yay, Liam. Again, it does feel like this story is encouraging stalking. But no, we're very proud of you. Well done Again It does feel like This story is encouraging Stalking But no We're very proud of you Well done

Love in the DMs Last one's Taylor Hi Taylor Hi You found love in the DMs Yes I met my husband On Instagram

I'm from the States And he's from New Zealand And we But we met Before you could slide Into the DMs so we were just commenting on photos

in the beginning. Oh, you guys had to do it publicly. Love it. But not, but not really because we were just, like it wasn't anything

like lovey-dovey at first and then we put It was just like, damn girl, you look fly. Yeah. Fire emojis. Right, okay, yeah, so that happened.

You had a little back and forth. And then what? You changed countries for a guy who was commenting on your Instagram pictures? Well, no, he actually, because since I'm from Colorado, he's been there for skiing. Yeah.

And he actually had tickets already booked to come for the next ski season. Sure he did. Yeah, sure. Sure he did. What a coincidence. He's like, oh, Buzzy, that's so weird. I'm going to be in Colorado very, very shortly.

Well, it worked for him. He was there for a few months and then I moved to New Zealand and now we're married. Married? Married? We have a little boy. We have a little business together. Wow, okay. See, this is the opposite of what they tell you.

This is not how they tell you to use social media, but that's fantastic. Taylor. Okay. What's his name? His name is Blair. Blair. Taylor and Blair. Is your Instagram still public?

Can anyone else go and comment? Yeah. I think so. Oh, he won't be happy that you said that, but cool. I mean, I'm a mom now. I'm a wife. Pretty clear. That's cool. That's cool. All right. Thanks, Taylor. you said that, but cool. I mean, I'm a mom now. I'm a wife. Pretty clear. That's cool.

That's cool. All right. Thanks, Taylor. What about that Emma who straightened out a hardened criminal? I know. Fantastic. That is so good. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. No Bree this week. She's away at Celebrity Treasure Island. I've noticed she has been commenting on Facebook, though. So she has a working phone. So you can keep up with her Instagram story

if you want to see what's happening over there. Maybe some behind-the-scenes stuff as well. But Birthday Banger is up now. We're going to find out what is number one on your 16th birthday, and then we play the best one. Producer Ellie's going to help me because... Hello. I'm not good with the numbers side of things.

Sasha, hi. Hi. What's your birthday? The 13th of April, 91. Okay, Sasha, you were 16 on the 13th of April, 2007, and back on the day this topped the charts. Akon. You like that? Oh, that is a good song. It is a good song, and I appreciate a... Akon. I got you there.

You like that? Oh, that is a good song. It is a good song. And I appreciate a good Akon song too. Yeah. Yeah, cool. That's a good one. Next is Courtney.

Hi, Courtney. Hi, how are you going? Going good. How are you? I'm good, thank you. What's your birthday? 13th of January, 1996. Okay, Courtney, you were 16 on the 30th of January 2012,

and on that day, this was number one. Flo Rida, Good Feeling, which we all learned together a couple of weeks ago that Flo Rida, when you read it together, reads Florida, where he's from. I know, mind-blowing, right? Did you know that? Did you know that about Flo Rida, that it says Florida?

Yeah, I did. Yeah, I found out recently-ish, though. Oh, okay. I made myself laugh. What about your birthday banger? Are you into this? Yeah, no, it's a good song. I like it.

It's a good song. Good throwback. Okay, one more. Dan. Hey, Dan. Dan, are you there? Earth to Dan. Dan.

Dan. Dan, Dan, Dan. Hello. Oh, we're Dan. Dan. Dan, Dan, Dan. Hello. Dan. Oh, we're here. We almost cut you off, mate. What's your birthday? Well, it's day two of birth week, so 26th of June, 92.

Oh, yes. Happy birth week, babes. Make sure you celebrate that whole week, okay? Yeah, you claim that. I love it. All right, Dan, you were 16 on the 26th of June, 2008, and on that day, this was number one. Katy Perry's first hit, I Kissed a Girl.

I love her. Okay. Hey, normally, Dan, it'd be me and Brie who vote on this, but she's not here. And it's your birth week, so do you want to choose the winner for Birthday Banger? I Kissed a Girl? No, you sure?

You don't want to choose somebody else's song? I mean, they were really good picks, but I Kissed a Girl isn't pretty good for that. It is, it is. Good call. You win Birthday Banger. Happy Birth Week. Thank you. Alright.

Here you go. Birthday Banger, birth week thank you alright here you go Birthday Banger this is Katy Perry bring when's it gonna start this is a big long intro is it gonna start is it is it gonna

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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I planned, not my intention. I got so brave, drink in hand. Lost my discretion. It's not what I'm used to. Just wanna try you on.

I'm curry, as for you. Caught my attention I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it No, I don't even know your name It doesn't matter You're my experimental game Just human nature It's not what good girls do Not how they should behave

My head gets so confused Hard to imagine I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it Us girls, we are so magical Soft skin, red lips, so kissable Hard to resist, so kissable Hard to resist So touchable Too good to deny it Ain't no big deal It's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong. It felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight. I kissed a girl.

I liked it. Zed in. Bree and Clint. I liked it. That's Birthday Bangers. Winner today, Katy Perry, I kissed a girl. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Birthday Bangers winner today, Katy Perry, I Kissed A Girl. Same time every day for your drive home, we do a Birthday Banger and we play the number one song from someone's 16th.

I enjoyed that. I'm happy for Dan on his birth week. I do think we missed a trick with Akon though. You know, this is just, it's a good throwback, this stuff here. But hey, tomorrow's another day, right? Another day to birthday bang. Next on the show, that's a weird thing to say.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Breaking news just before we went to air this afternoon, that Israel Folau's GoFundMe page has been deleted. Hey! Got him! That's good, got him.

He's been living under a rock, obviously. He's been asking for $3 million to pay for his legal case, to fight Rugby Australia for firing him. He also, this is just the facts, okay? This is not, I'll just give you the facts. He, before that, was the highest paid rugby player in the world. Has a $6 million property portfolio, drives a $600,000 Lamborghini,

and also he's the one who did what he did. He breached his contract. Again, this is just facts. This is not about whether you agree with what he said or not. It's just he did it, and they're like, you can't do that. So you're fired. It's like me. It's like me stealing a Black Thunder. Yeah.

And then taking ZM to court and going, you know what? Sue you guys. Yeah. That's unfair. I couldn't get my way home. You're encroaching on my rights to steal a Black Thunder. Yeah. And then taking you to court and then asking the listeners of ZM

to then pay for that. Oh, when you put it like that, eh, it just makes it sound so stupid. He, not before he had depressingly raised $750,000. Oh, that's nuts. It is nuts. It's crazy. It's a lot of money. He won't get that money.

So that money is going to get refunded to the people who donated it. This is the statement from the GoFundMe people today. And I find this interesting too. They've said, Today we'll be closing Israel Folau's campaign and issuing full refunds to all donors. After a routine period of evaluation, we've

concluded that this campaign violates our terms of service. So that's interesting. It makes me think that you can put any GoFundMe up and it goes live and they will review it while it's live and then it can get as much attention as it gets and then they'll go oh actually should this be up here or not. Obviously it was

unfiltered and his one just went up there. Must have. Either that or they were like sweet as at the start and then they saw the petitions and they said according to the terms and conditions on the website users may not attempt to raise money for the legal defence of intolerance of any kind. So once again Israel Folau has not read the terms and conditions

and it has cost him millions of dollars. It's a recurring trend. He just keeps breaking contracts. Yeah, and this is the weird thing about it is this won't be the end of it. He'll do something else. He'll go again. He could just give up.

He could just go, sweet as I'm not welcome at the Wallabies because that's the other thing he could get back in the team and they won't want to play with him he can go and play overseas

there's nothing he's not banned from playing anywhere else Tonga have said they want him to play for them at the World Cup next time some French club

will pay him heaps of money anyway do what you want jog on is my opinion but no no that's not what we're doing we're not doing that you might have heard

last week the video that he did it's like a YouTube video where he explains why he wants you to give him money for this legal defence it was the video

that went with the GoFundMe page we've got the leaked audio from the video that he didn't upload now this is controversial because obviously I mean it doesn't even sound like

him. That's how leaked it is. It's questionable as to whether it's even him. But according to the person who uploaded it, at Luke Sederman from Raglan, this is the Israel Folau video you didn't get to hear. So, enjoy. And a lot of you believe that I hate gays, which isn't true. I just hate what they stand for, which is homosexuality. What I don't hate, however, is money, specifically your money.

I need your money to help me pay my legal fees so I can fight this injustice and get me back on the field to be paid excessive amounts of money to chase a ball around and aggressively hug grown men. I could use my own money, but like my mentor Brian Tamaki told me, why spend your money when you can manipulate people into giving you theirs? That's pretty good, eh? That's good. Oh, dear.

Again, that's released by Luke underscore Cedar Man on Instagram. 101,000 views on Instagram. So, yeah. Nice, Luke. It's good that the message is getting out there. Yeah, that's true. Good for Luke. Good for Israel.

Producer Ellie, good Yeah. Good for Luke. Good for Israel. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Producer Ellie, good afternoon. Good afternoon. You're here with, hey, welcome to the depressing news part of the show. This is bad news re-Uber Eats. Yeah. Well, is it bad news? Give it to us.

It's just news at the moment. I mean, as a very, very regular Uber Eats user. I love the Uber Eats. The Uber Eats. It's devastating news, actually. They're about to bring in, like they do with Ubers when it's really busy, they're about to bring in an Uber Eats surge, which means during busy times, e.g. probably breakfast, lunch, and dinner when you want to eat Uber Eats, it's going to be more expensive.

Yeah, what are the busy times for Uber Eats? Like you said, those meal times, Sunday at about 10.30. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Saturday at about 10.30. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Saturday at about 10.30. Yep. And 7pm on the weekend nights. Yeah, what the hell? You know what I mean?

Like it's just everyone eats at the same time, don't they? That's what we invented you for. Yes. Uber Eats, so that we could get our food at meal time. Yeah. And then you've got surge pricing. Yeah. A couple of things.

I've got a scooter at home, like a 50cc motorbike scooter. Do you think I should get into Uber Eats delivery? Maybe. Well, if they're surging, does that mean the drivers get paid more? Yeah. Maybe? Yeah. And you can tip as well on Uber Eats.

Did you know that? You can. Not that I've often done that. Have you ever tipped your Uber Eats driver? No. What would an Uber Eats driver have to do to get a tip? That's a good question, actually. He'd have to be like, oh, I chucked in

a couple extra hash browns for you. Yeah, he'd have to give us more food. But then he doesn't make the food. That's the thing. So I don't really know

how you get a tip like that. Like, what am I supposed to do? Also, what's the deal with when your Uber Eats arrives and it's not in an official Uber Eats bag? Yeah, that's weird. Like, I don't trust that food.

Yeah, neither. Why isn't it in my brown paper Uber Eats bag? Yeah. Like, it's fine. It's still in a bag and I'm still, a bag, and I'm still going to eat it. Yeah. It just doesn't feel as official.

But it doesn't feel official, does it? We do sound like we're complaining about something that's very much a first world problem, but it is. It's very much a first world problem. Oh, a lot of the country won't even have Uber Eats. Yeah. Oh, do you know what I do not like is when a driver accepts two orders, so he's got to drop one off on the way before yours.

Have you ever had that? No. So that happens to me quite often's got to drop one off on the way before yours. Have you ever had that? No. So that happens to me quite often, where he drops another one off on the way, and often, 90% of the time, I'm getting fries. That needs to be hot, and as soon as he drops another meal off somewhere else, and then comes to me...

What is this, the Uber Eats school bus? Exactly. The Uber Eats discount airport shuttle? Yep, that's how it feels. No, bring me my food. Exactly. We are doing a lot of complaining. We are.

The problem is, if you're in a part of the country, we did this happen when we talked about limes before too. We had our lime scooter conversation. And we didn't say that lime scooters were e-scooters that you could rent. Someone goes, hey, mate, I live in rural New Zealand and I've got no idea what you fellas are talking about. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Last week she did bring you the news though that millennials, or people at least aged between 18 and 30 Were growing horns on the back of their head From using their phones too much Producer Ben, Producer Ali You both got a cranial inspection That's right, yeah Were you horny?

I was hornless You were hornless Yeah, I was No horn for you No, nothing Same, I was hornless. Yeah. Bree had quite a flat back of her head.

That's right, yeah. Which she found offensive that I said. I actually feel like I've got the horn. Oh, you've got it now, you reckon? Yeah, but then I'm outside the age range. I'm 32. Anyway, there's a development on this story. They reckon two in five people were developing this horn

from looking down too much. Like, simulate this. Imagine you're sort of sitting with bad posture and you've got your phone down by your belly and your chin is on your chest. They're saying that pulling forward motion was causing a horn to develop right at the back of the skull,

right on the base. Well, a neurosurgeon has said that that report does not make a bit of sense. What? And another expert went as far as to say that that report should never have been published. Oh my goodness. So that's good news. That's great news.

Do we know who put it out in the first place though? Yeah, it is out there. Don't worry, we don't have to ring them. Okay, good. Thank God. Bad news for me because that doesn't explain the horn That I feel on the back of my head And all the people that heard that And started feeling the back of their head

And go should I've got that horn actually So that horn is now unexplained You should come and feel this thing honestly But the neurosurgeon has said So no horn yay However if you are looking down at your screen Too often you are more likely to get Degenerative disc disease.

Oh, no. Or a misalignment in your neck. Awesome. That makes more sense to me than a horn. It does. It does. So not great news. But still, better than a bone spur growing at the back of your head, right?

Yeah, definitely. There you go. That's a win, mate. Yeah, win for millennials. Yeah, that's a big win for us. Good work, millennials. Yeah, millennials. There you go. That's a win, mate. Yeah, win for millennials. Yeah, that's a big win for us. Good work, millennials. Yeah, millennials. Oh, no.

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