ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 25th 2019

Episode Date: June 25, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast without Brie. Just a Clint podcast. Clint and the dudes. Producer Ben, Producer Ali. Hey guys. G'day. I've been doing some thinking. You know that box that you have to tick when you buy tickets that says,
Starting point is 00:00:15 I'm not a robot? Yes. Is that not, and I could be, I don't know, I could be wrong. Is that not the easiest task that you could assign a robot? Yes. Like we've got. I've always wondered that. We've got robots that can pretend to be millions of Instagram followers. We've literally got a robot on Mars looking for life.
Starting point is 00:00:33 And then yet somehow moving your mouse to that little box and ticking it. Proves you're not a robot. That proves you're not a robot. I think the bar is too low. Okay. What I also think is it means there could be robots living among us. What if they spell out, I am not a robot i think the bar is too low okay yeah what i also think is it means there could be robots living among us what if they spell out i am not a robot no still that's a very robot applicable task one robots may be among us and two they could all be at concerts
Starting point is 00:00:56 because that's the only time that and that and setting up an instagram profile yeah so that's what robots can do a weird thing to think about i know it is yeah i don't know why yeah well i'm doing this shit by myself all right you find something to talk about yeah true you're doing so good continue i've been standing in this glass box talking to myself for four hours yeah okay and yeah i started thinking about robots yeah i've um i've just put an instagram up actually of clint a compilation of three different songs he's been singing today by himself in the studio. If you want to check it out, bring Clint on Instagram. Clint doesn't know about this, by the way.
Starting point is 00:01:32 It's good, though. You're a great singer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And don't let anyone tell you any different. I called it the Clinton Friends show earlier. This is the Clint show. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:01:44 You're cut. I'll turn you off. Oh, that's better. I like this a lot better. Here's today's podcast, everybody. Enjoy. No, just Clint. We talked about this yesterday.
Starting point is 00:02:01 It's the Clint show. Welcome to the Clint show. I'm your host, the Clint. Guys, I just got a Facebook message from Bree in Fiji. What, right now? Yeah, just right now. I'm actually Facebooking her right now. She just sent me a photo of her and Matt Chisholm.
Starting point is 00:02:14 They're just standing on a beach. Oh, I knew she wasn't doing anything. She's not doing anything. She's not, eh? Get one of those radio boxes over to Fiji. Yeah, she's lying. She can work. Yeah, I agree.
Starting point is 00:02:25 She could. She can work. I agree she could she can work I've just said to her do you want to come on the show I want to come on the show today what'd she say she said how's things back there I bet you're holding down the fort
Starting point is 00:02:33 I am answer the question and nailing it you know the big boss said to me today oh you're doing a great solo show which is good because I want that
Starting point is 00:02:41 hosking job one day yeah yeah yeah you got it and I said Bree's avoided the question. I said, we can call you in five minutes. Oh, no, she said, yeah, mate, sounds good. There you go.
Starting point is 00:02:48 We can get Bree on the show today. Oh, yay. So there you go. She'll be coming up. Also today, your chance to win $400 with Rebel Bakehouse. Their wraps are awesome. And if you can finish our cricket wrap wraps, basically we play a rap song and you just complete the lyrics,
Starting point is 00:03:04 $400 cash and some Rebel Bakehouse wraps. Boom. At $ a rap song and you just complete the lyrics. 400 bucks cash and some Rebel Bakehouse raps. Boom. At 420 today, if you want to play that. 420. But next, a shocking revelation
Starting point is 00:03:12 from one of the partners of this show. Producer Alias found out something devastating about her partner. She hasn't even told us what it is next. Have you told him,
Starting point is 00:03:21 your partner? Oh, yeah, no. He knows. Okay, good. He knows that thing about you. No, no, by the way, he knows I'm annoyed. Oh, I see what you mean. Have you done that thing where you give your partner a courtesy message
Starting point is 00:03:32 to say, hey, I'm about to talk about you on the radio? No, haven't done that. No. Good, screw him. We'll talk about it after Mitch James. This is Bright Blue Skies. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:03:45 The podcast. Bree's on Celebrity Treasure Island. So I'm talking to some other friends at the moment. Like producer Ellie. Hi. Hello. Hello. What's going on in your love life, mate?
Starting point is 00:03:54 Oh, well, you know, got a boyfriend. We've been together for over two years. Congratulations. Stop bragging about your boyfriend. Hey, thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah, I've got a boyfriend. And basically, I discovered something about him the other day
Starting point is 00:04:06 that I just thought was something that we both loved. Yeah. Turns out he doesn't. So we were driving, and it sounds really trivial, but if you know me, you know that I love Wendy's hamburger chain.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Like, I love Wendy's. And I love takeaways, actually. You love takeaways is how I would describe it. Yeah, but specifically, I really like Wendy's. Ellie's one of those people that if you're getting Uber Eats, doesn't matter if it's Maccas, BK, anything,
Starting point is 00:04:28 she knows exactly how she wants her order and exactly what sauces she wants added to it straight away. Exactly. Don't mess with it. Don't mess with it. You're going to blow out when you turn 30, by the way. I know I am. I am waiting for it.
Starting point is 00:04:39 I'm scared. I'm so scared. Yeah, so basically the other night, we had that classic couple argument, or not argument, but discussion of what should we have for dinner, what should we have for dinner, what should we have for dinner. I always make Sam slash I thought we were both enjoying it together. I always get us Wendy's on Uber Eats.
Starting point is 00:04:54 It's just kind of what we do. That's your thing. It's my thing. It's our thing. And then we're driving home the other night, and I think he was in a little bit of a bad mood anyway, and we just could not decide what to eat. We just could not decide.
Starting point is 00:05:04 And I was like, oh, all right. Oh, how about we just get Wendy's then? And he out of nowhere just goes, I hate Wendy's. Whoa. And just, I was like, hang on. Whoa. Hang on. And my whole world turned around.
Starting point is 00:05:15 I was like, hang on. For the last two years, I've made you eat so many Wendy's burgers. Your relationship has been built on a Wendy's based life. It has. And it turns out, I mean, Wendy's is great in my opinion. Turns out he doesn't actually like it as much as I thought he did. And he actually doesn't really like it much at all. You're doing that thing where you've been together long enough that he feels comfortable
Starting point is 00:05:33 to reveal who the real him is. Exactly. You're lucky it's happened now because some people get married before this stuff comes out. And it might be a bit of a deal breaker. And then you're like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm married to this monster. Yours not so bad. It's only Wendy's hamb of a deal breaker. And then you're like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm married to this monster. Yours is not so bad. It's only Wendy's hamburgers. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:05:48 It's pretty trivial. But I just couldn't believe that this whole time he'd obviously pretended he liked it for my sake. And then all of a sudden he just blew up and was like,
Starting point is 00:05:56 I hate it. You won't be alone in this. You won't be the only one who's found out that their whole relationship is built on a lie. And I'm not, look, we're going to go out to the people with this.
Starting point is 00:06:08 We're not talking about cheating, okay? No. We don't want that. We don't want to know that they had a secret family. No. Talking more of the trivial stuff. Yeah, trivial stuff like that. Did you meet at Warner Brothers at Universal Studios on the Harry Potter ride?
Starting point is 00:06:25 And you thought you were both Harry Potter fans until you found out one day he hates Harry Potter and he was just there to use the toilet see that would cut me deep that one as well you know what's the um secret your partner confessed to later in the relationship how was your relationship built on a castle of lies much like Wendy and uh Wendy I'll get it Wendy just call me Wendy. Bree. No, what's your name? My name's Ellie. Someone else call.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Oh, no. 0800-DARLS-ZM. I want to know, when was your relationship built on a lie? If you've got a good yarn, we've got some mobile fuel up for grabs this afternoon. 0800-DARLS-ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast.
Starting point is 00:07:02 ZM. We want to know this afternoon, when did you find out that your whole relationship was built on a lie? Just total false love from the first place. Producer Ellie has just found out that her favourite romantic meal, Wendy's hamburgers, Bye-bye. is not the favourite meal of her partner, Sam.
Starting point is 00:07:21 It's not something he's into. He's been faking it for two years and she just found out. So we want to know from you, when did that happen to you? Hey Jade, how are you? Jase. Jade, hello. Hi. When did you find out your relationship was built on a lie?
Starting point is 00:07:38 It's a few years ago now. I was 16 when I met my husband. He was a couple years older And he had this huge scar on his back And I'm like, ooh, cool, sexy Yeah And then he was like
Starting point is 00:07:53 And he was like, yeah I was walking my friend home one night And these guys jumped me Because they tried to get to her So they stabbed me in the back Whoa Yeah, and you're like, ooh, even sexier It's a defence scar
Starting point is 00:08:04 You're the protector, yeah you're like, oh, even sexier. It's a defence scar. You're the protector, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, he had a fricking mole removed. Okay, that's, hey, look, look, that's also sexy. Safety is sexy. Yeah, true. Yeah, I mean, yeah. He's had a mole met.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Yeah. Did you find that after you'd married him, though? Oh, no, it was before I married him. Oh, I mean, yeah. He's had a moment. Yeah. Did you find that after you'd married him, though? Oh, no, it was before I married him. Oh, that's all right. I was two kids deep in, so, you know. Oh, no, you're stuck. Too late. Jan, hey, Jan.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Hey. What did you find out about your partner? When was your relationship built on a lie? He concealed from me that he had false teeth for four years Whoa And one night they went about crooked And I thought he was dead when he was sleeping That's impressive
Starting point is 00:08:56 Because at some point you've got to take those suckers out to clean them You do So he was How long did he manage to keep that from you? No, he kept it from me for four years, and I only found out because he fell off his motorbike and had to take them out for the operation. What did you do when you find out?
Starting point is 00:09:11 Dump him? Did you kick him into the curb? Well, the doctor said, has he got a plate? And he said yes, and I said no. And then I was like, what? Mind blown. I just want to read this text as quickly. This is perfect for me, especially being from Rotorua.
Starting point is 00:09:27 My ex told me that he went to the same Korn concert as I had gone to, Korn, the rock band, and I thought he was cool. But it turned out he's more of a Bone Thugs-N-Harmony person. But by then I was pregnant with his twins. Oh, no. I was young, so it was a real betrayal when I found out he didn't like metal or any rock music for that sake. That is a mind...
Starting point is 00:09:51 That's a mind-blowing as well. Last one's Carolyn. Hi, Carolyn. Hi, how are you? I'm all right. I mean, my world is being rocked as much as the people listening today. When did you find out that your relationship was built on a lie? So I was, I always had a rule that I never ever
Starting point is 00:10:09 actually date a guy that is older than my brother which was seven years old. After I was dating one of the guys and we actually got married, two years after, two years after we got married,
Starting point is 00:10:21 I found out that he was actually ten years older, not seven. So every year you're singing, Happy birthday to you. Pretty much, yes. I've made him beautiful cake for his 30th and it turns out that he was actually 33.
Starting point is 00:10:37 ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Spy. Live from Hollywood. With our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Hello, Dean. How's Hollywood today? Colleen, you know what? I'm missing breath. Hollywood is fabulous. Hello, everyone. Hello, everyone. Hello, Dean. Well, you're welcome to dip over to Fiji and see how she's going.
Starting point is 00:10:58 She's going to be on the show later on. But you today have got news for us. I'm quite into this, actually. You've got news about Taylor Swift's cats. Yeah, look, it is Taylor Swift's cat. Let me tell you what she's done today. She's trademarked the names Olivia, Benjamin, and Meredith Smith. Okay, they have her last name, of course, as you would if your mum was Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 00:11:22 And she has released a range of merchandise for animals, everything from books, magazines, homewares, everything for the fabulous and rich cat, all under the brand name of Meredith Olivia and, of course, named after Benjamin. But how funny it is, her cats have never flown on a commercial plane. They've only flown private. The cats have only flown private a commercial plane. They've only flown private. The cats have only flown private.
Starting point is 00:11:46 That's cat life. Yeah. So, I mean, you've got a little bit of a bad line today, but what I'm picking up is Taylor Swift has launched a homewares line for her cats, which is weird because that's exactly what I was about to do with my cats. Of course, I've got... Yeah, exactly. I know.
Starting point is 00:12:00 I've also got Instagram cats. You don't have to follow them, but if you want to, at Ziggy and Bowie the Wonder Cats, I'm sure they'd be very appreciative of the follow. I was about to do the same thing, Dean. I had like cat couches. I had a little cat stove so they could cook their own biscuits, that sort of stuff.
Starting point is 00:12:14 It's just weird timing. It's just strange timing. It's like, how did she know? How did she know, right? Also, an exclusive look into what happens inside the Trump household with Donald and Melania. I've never believed that this is a real relationship and that they actually sleep in the same bed. And now someone's actually got some real goss on it. Yeah, so you know what?
Starting point is 00:12:36 I've never really believed either. It's like a weird kind of marriage book. One guy who wrote a book, interestingly, he was invited into the White House by the president to write a book, but he twisted it in the end, kind of like a trojan horse, and wrote a negative book talking about how they aren't in a real relationship.
Starting point is 00:12:56 He interviewed over 100 people who work at the White House and who are involved with the White House, and they've all said the same thing. They actually sleep in different rooms. First time to Kennedy's, actually. All of the presidents same thing. They actually sleep in different rooms. First time to Kennedy, actually. All of the presidents have shared a room with their wife until now. And so it's all kind of come to the forefront.
Starting point is 00:13:11 And you may remember, she didn't move to the White House once, she stayed in New York City. Currently, she was really adamant she didn't want to live in the White House. In the end, buckled to the pressure. So stay tuned. It's interesting to see how this will last once he's out of there in February 2020. God, imagine having to sleep with that big orange oompa-loompa of a man.
Starting point is 00:13:30 It would be weird. Also, that's weird because that's exactly what happened in House of Cards. Remember? They were sleeping in different rooms, and then they invited the guy in to write the book, and then the guy ends up having an affair. I mean, no spoiler alerts, but it was a little while ago in House of Cards. But yeah, full on. Okay, Dean guy ends up having an affair. I mean, no spoiler alerts, but it was a little while ago in the House of Cards. But yeah, follow on. Okay, Dean McCarthy,
Starting point is 00:13:47 thank you very much. That's live from Hollywood. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the studio, Ross Boss.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Hi. How's it going? You've got to say hi. Hi. You've got to say hi back. I was just waiting for my intro. We talked about this last time, but that's okay.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Oh, your Taylor Swift intro? No, we haven't organised your Taylor Swift intro. We won't do it this time. No, this is not the time or the place, actually. Look, with any employment relationship, it's important for employers, you, to hold employees responsible, me. But sometimes it's important for the relationship
Starting point is 00:14:18 to go the other way and for the employee to check on the boss and say, hey, are you performing to the best of your abilities? I mean, that's not how it works, but sure. No, that is how it works. And if you're listening, feel free to call your boss in for a meeting and tell him off. What time did you go home from work yesterday?
Starting point is 00:14:34 Yesterday? Yeah. 11.30 in the morning. Let's back it up a little bit. What time did I start? I don't know. I got in at 5.55 a.m. Did you?
Starting point is 00:14:44 Yes. Can anyone vouch for that? Every single breakfast announcer in this building. Really? Yeah. Okay, alright. Hey, we'll take you at your word. Security?
Starting point is 00:14:52 No, we'll take you at your word. Check my swipe card access. That's fine. It's how you be a manager. You know how these things work. Okay, well here's a theory. Did you have to take a half day yesterday because you had a three day bender?
Starting point is 00:15:02 Oh, okay. I was going to say... Did someone see me? I left work and then went to the mall for a massage because I had a three-day bender. Oh, okay. I was going to say, did someone see me? Because I left work and then went to the mall for a massage because I had a sore neck. Did I have a three-day bender? Yes. A fine bender.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Did you go out Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday night, and then Sunday wasn't enough to recover, so you had to take a half day on Monday? There's some technical truths there. Look, I was really tired. Mate, back off. It's okay, it's okay. Back off.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Like I said, with employees holding employers to task. I just don't think that's true. Producer Ben would like to make a statement. Oh, yeah. And this isn't necessarily just about you. No, it's not just about you, but it is targeted. What do you believe about people who are having sick days? If you're having a sick day, you shouldn't be allowed to post on Instagram,
Starting point is 00:15:46 whether that be on normal Instagram or on your story. I'm pretty sure I just put memes up yesterday. Same thing. If you're on your phone, you're not sick. What was my meme yesterday? If you're on your phone, you're not sick. So according to Ben, and I'm interested if anyone agrees with this too,
Starting point is 00:16:00 you're not allowed to post on your phone, according to you, at all? At all. You should be off your phone. Yeah. No, at all? At all. At all of yourself. It should be off your phone. Yeah. No, but it was a really funny meme with that cat. At Ross Flahive on Instagram, trying to crack a thousand.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Oh my God. If I crack a thousand, I'll repost this story. No, that's fine. Yeah. Stories are fine. However, if it was like, hey, look at me doing this activity on Instagram, then I'll go.
Starting point is 00:16:23 But what if I recorded that a couple of days earlier, banking the content, and then I take a sick day, can I post it from a few days ago? It depends. Not everyone's. If I go out three days, more importantly as the boss, if I go out three days in a row, can I take a day off work now? When you're not the boss, so this is a moot point.
Starting point is 00:16:40 ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We cross live now to the sunny shores of Fiji and we say bula to Brie Thomasel. Bula bula. She's phoning in from Celebrity Treasure Island. Are you on the Treasure Island right now? Guys, this is no joke. I'm actually on the beach front where the celebrities are currently living
Starting point is 00:17:04 and it's grim. It's not good. It's grim already. I mean, the view is amazing, but the celebs are living outside in the mosquitoes. I mean, I've seen the toilet and it's not great. How many days have they been on that Treasure Island now? They've been on for a couple already and things are really starting to kick off. Have any of them hooked up with each other yet?
Starting point is 00:17:26 Look, we haven't got that intel yet, but I do have my bets on a few of the celebs who look like they were hitting it off on the plane. Who? Spill the tea. Who's hooking up with people? I mean, look, I don't even know. Am I allowed to say?
Starting point is 00:17:44 I don't know. It's your contract, mate. I haven't even know. Am I allowed to say? I don't know. It's your contract, mate. I haven't read it. Don't worry about that. Let's just say Zach Guilford, former All Black, he's in good nick. He's in good nick. I reckon a lot of them would be bulking up for that show and looking really good. How are you going?
Starting point is 00:17:59 How's TV life treating you? Mate, look, let's just say, you know how, obviously, in radio, we don't need to worry about our hair too much. Yeah. I've had a very, very prominent zoola, sweaty upper lip alert, and I'm pretty sure the camera has captured it at all angles. That's good. I'm excited to see that.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Also, how's the humidity levels? Are you having a Monica from Friends style hair catastrophe at all? Look, I look like Diana Ross out of the Supremes, and I'm rocking it. All Guy Sebastian season one of Australian Idol. That's another good comparison. I saw you wearing one of those fashion turban things, which I'm pretty sure is just to keep your hair under control.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Is that right? Mate, I'm already, I've been here for a couple of days. I'm already eat, pray, loving. The fashion turban, it hasn't been called since 2012, but you've got to wear it to keep your waka bush under control. I'm bringing it back. It's literally a main tamer for me. That's all it is.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Yeah, nice. Okay, well, anything else you want to let us know? I know it's very early, but anything else to report back from Celebrity Treasure Island yet? I've managed to avoid eating anything bad that'll sit me on the toilet so far.
Starting point is 00:19:11 So that's an update on that. But honestly, I'm just missing you guys. You miss us. I do. I miss you guys. Ellie, Ben, I miss you guys. We kind of... We miss you. We miss you. That's all awkward because we've renamed the show... We've renamed the show We've renamed the show
Starting point is 00:19:27 Clint and the Super Best Friends And your name's not even in it anymore You're the three best friends And I've been left out This is bullshit Yeah bye Yeah bye There's a way around it
Starting point is 00:19:37 You can give us a shout out On Celebrity Treasure Island But it has to go to air on TV If we don't get a name check on TV Then it means nothing Mate Is there any kind of symbol That you want me to get in there Yeah flash your boobies on the camera but it has to go to air on TV. If we don't get a name check on TV, then it means nothing. Mate, is there any kind of symbol that you want me to get in there? Yeah, flash your boobies on the camera.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Well, it might be hard to get in because it's a family show, but you know me, I love to give things a crack. It's really early. She's there for a bit. That's Brie crossing live to us from Fiji, where Celebrity Treasure Island is going down.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Bula bula. Bula bula. See you guys. Bye, miss you. Okay, she going down. Bula bula. Bula. Bula bula. See you guys. Bye. Miss you. Okay, she's gone. Yeah. What do you reckon?
Starting point is 00:20:10 She hooked up with anybody yet? Oh, yeah. Yeah, maybe. She's the single one on the island. Yeah, she did sound very happy, didn't she? She did, yeah. I reckon give her a couple of days. Let the tan sink in.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Yeah. She'll really get some confidence under her belt. And then we'll truly find out. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Give away some cash. Bree and Clint's Cricket Wrap Wrap. All right, our mates at Rebel Bakehouse Wraps,
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Starting point is 00:20:54 when the crickets come on, then you win $400. This is good shit by the way. This is radio award type stuff. It is good. It is very good. All you have to do is finish the song and today it's a savage track. Andrea is going to have a go first. Hi, Andrea. Ah.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Ah. Ah. Well, you weren't expecting that, were you? No, I wasn't. Okay, well, you're here now. How familiar are you with Savage's back catalogue? Oh, not that familiar, but we'll give it a go. We'll see if it's in the back of my memory.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Yeah, he's a Kiwi icon. You want that muscle memory stuff to kick in. I'm going to start the rap track. When you hear the cricket, to be very obvious, when Savage stops, I need you to hit that next line nice and quickly, okay? Okay. If you do it, 400 bucks. Best of luck.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Here we go. Savage, where's a something that No! No! We can't accept Savage with a something that Something that, I know, I know I've got one word out Sorry, Andrea, that's okay Let's try Carrie
Starting point is 00:22:00 Hey, Carrie Hi You're gonna hit it better than that, right? I hope so Alright, here you go, girl, good luck Hi. You're going to hit it better than that, right? I hope so. All right, here you go, girl. Good luck. Ladies on the floor.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Girl. No. That was good, though. That was good. That was really good. He could have yelled that. I like that one. He should have said that.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Sorry, Carrie, that's not correct. Okay. Okay, no problems. Let's keep going. We should say ladies on the floor. I like it. It's a remix. Natalie, hey.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Hi. You got this, don't you? I'm hoping so. Okay, good luck. Here we go. Travis, where the chorus at? Yeah, she's got it! Lots of alternate versions, but you got the correct one, so well done.
Starting point is 00:22:57 We've got 400 bucks cash for you and some Rebel Bakehouse raps. Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Savage, where the chorus at? Hey, you can tell us actually, Natalie, what song should we do tomorrow? What rap song should we do tomorrow? Who's your favourite rapper? Oh, 50 Cent?
Starting point is 00:23:12 50 Cent. Let's do 50 Cent tomorrow. Okay, cool. You don't need to worry about that, though, because you've already won. Well done. Okay, thank you. Another chance to play at 4.20 tomorrow. There's an article out during the rounds where Margot Robbie has said
Starting point is 00:23:27 she doesn't want to be called something anymore. She's sick of being referred to as a bombshell, which is fair enough. She doesn't want to be called a bombshell. She doesn't want to be called a bombshell. But I mean, I've Googled, I was like, well, is it a derogatory term? Bombshell means an attractive woman.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Yeah, and I think what she probably, I haven't actually read it, but I think what she's meaning is, can you not just keep talking about my looks? Yeah, all right. I think that's probably what it is. Oh, what a pain in the ass. I think she just wants to be recognised for her accolades and not just the way she looks. I get it, and I totally agree with it.
Starting point is 00:23:58 She's more than just her looks. She's a very talented actress, but God, I'd hate it too if people just kept calling me hot all the time. That would suck. Got us thinking though about, because once a nickname, I'm not saying that's her nickname, but once a nickname catches on,
Starting point is 00:24:16 very hard, very hard to not, very hard to shake it. To get rid of it, yeah. And once people realise you don't like it, then you're going to get called it even more. Yeah. I used to get called unicorn boy at high school. We've talked
Starting point is 00:24:27 about this before on the show and I've copped a solid re-roasting, which really opened up some old wounds. I used to have a cyst in the middle of my forehead and they're like, oh, unicorn boy. I had to have that thing surgically removed. Oh. So I didn't enjoy that. No. But that's nothing
Starting point is 00:24:43 compared to your nickname producer Ellie I was called at primary intermediate daddy long legs because I was very skinny and very tall and I absolutely hated it and like you say as soon as everyone knew that I hated it I was daddy long legs because your sister's a pole vaulter
Starting point is 00:25:00 were you the pole? I could have been that's so mean Walter. Yes. Were you the pole? I could have been. That's so mean. I know, right? She's taller than you anyway. Yeah, it's true. Producer Ben, you have a nickname. I'm not sure we can say yours. We probably couldn't say mine.
Starting point is 00:25:17 But I didn't have it in high school or anything. I only just got it in the last few years. No. An old workmate of ours gave it to me. I wish we could say what yours is. I wish we could. Because you hate it. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:25:29 But it's a good, oh, I can't say it. We can allude to it. Squirrels eat them. And it's that word twice. Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Ben's one. Nice. 0800 Daddy Longleagues, 0800 Dials.nm this afternoon. I want to know, what's the nickname that you hated or hate
Starting point is 00:25:47 what's your nickname right now that you can't shake where does it come from maybe it's completely irrelevant completely random maybe it came about out of nowhere
Starting point is 00:25:54 but you just hate it okay let us know you can text us as well on 9696 but we would love to hear what the nickname is
Starting point is 00:26:03 you hate on 0800 dial ZAL-ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Carleed and Kane Brown, Saturday Nights. What's a nickname that you absolutely hate or hated? We've asked you that today. Margot Robbie has said, don't call me bombshell anymore. Not so much a nickname,
Starting point is 00:26:26 but it got us talking. My nickname was unicorn boy because I had a lump in the middle of my forehead. And producer Ellie's name was daddy long legs. Daddy long legs. I hate it still. You do have quite long legs. I suppose, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Do you hear you though? Yeah, I mean, compared to her stumpy torso. All right, mate. Hey, thanks guys. I know this is a roast on me. I hope everybody who's texting in is doing so because they can laugh about their nickname now.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Because you've got to laugh. Yeah, you do. You've got to laugh. You do. And I hope that is true because we're going to laugh at them. So what? Ryan's here. Hey, Ryan.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Hey, buddy. How's it going? Good, man. What's the nickname that you absolutely hate? So when I was a young kid, my old man gave me the nickname Griff. Griff. Griff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Came about because I'm a redhead. Yeah. And it was nicknamed after Griffin's ginger nuts. Oh, Ryan. Hang on. And that's from your dad? From my old man, yeah. Is he a ginger? No, absolutely not's from your dad? From my old man, yeah. Is that your ginger?
Starting point is 00:27:26 No, absolutely not. Is your mum a ginger? Nope. Isn't that weird, eh? Where did you get it from? Where did that come down the line? Apparently it was a throwback, but I did find out the milkman was ginger.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Oh, mate, you got there before I did, Griff. I mean, Ryan. That's nice, though. You can laugh at it now, though, right? It's good. Absolutely. Yeah, good man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Philippa. Hi, Philippa. Hello. What's your nickname that you absolutely hate? Flipper. Flipper? Like the dolphin. After a few wines, do you squirt water out of your mouth
Starting point is 00:28:02 or anything like that? No. That would be a good party trick. That would be a good party trick. It would be a good party trick. Do you do a good dolphin noise? No. Do you want to give it a go for us this afternoon? No.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Go on. Go on. No. You can have a go at it. Don't do it. Yeah, Clint. You do it. You're on my team.
Starting point is 00:28:20 You're my producers. You're not Flipper's producers. I'm on Flipper's side. You do it. Flipper, you do a good dolphin. We'll give you some free mobile fuel. Don't do it. No.
Starting point is 00:28:28 No, I can't do a dolphin. Not even for a free tank of gas? No. Far out. That's okay. We'll give you the gas anyway. Oh, great. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:28:39 You're welcome. All right, now, swim off. Off you go. Someone's texted and said, I was called period by one guy in primary school because he popped his head over the toilet cubicle door just as I tipped my raspberry thrifty down the toilet one morning. Thrifty.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Oh, I remember thrifty. I remember thrifty. That was meant to be. Is it a cordial you can buy now? It's called a concentrate. Yes, that's right. And you're meant to pour it into water, but kids used to drink it straight.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Yes, they did. They still sell that, don't they? Jenny is, I think so, yeah. Jenny's here. Jenny, what's the nickname that you absolutely hate? Hi, Clint. So, for about 20 years, my friends have been calling me Tools.
Starting point is 00:29:20 So, if you say Jenny and Tools together. Yeah. Is that it? Yeah. Hang on, Nana. I was going to give everyone in the car the chance to say it So last name tools, first name Jenny Say that in order I always fit it out there Do you hate it?
Starting point is 00:29:36 I hate it now, but as I've got older People are like, why are you called that? And I'm like, well, put it together But then I realise people actually think I'm called that because I own a lot of tools as in, you know, adult toys. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa. Okay, well, hang on. Do you own a lot of those tools?
Starting point is 00:29:57 No. Oh, you don't? Right, I thought, you know, figuring it out when you brought them around, you're like, here's my toolkit. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Time for the Insta Fame Game. Oh my God, I heard she bought all her followers. She would, she's such a bitch.
Starting point is 00:30:13 It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game. You know the Insta Fame Game, we try and guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram and whoever gets the first three correct wins the game. Usually I'd play against my mate Bree, but she's in Treasure Island. No, Celebrity Treasure Island.
Starting point is 00:30:33 The better type of Treasure Island, you know, because it's got celebrities on it. So she can't play. Taylor, you want to go head-to-head with me this week? Yeah, yeah, I do. Okay, are you on Instagram? Yeah, yeah. Okay, you beat me and we'll give you a free tank of mobile fuel, okay? Sounds
Starting point is 00:30:49 good. Okay, I'm going to have to trust you that you're not going to cheat. I mean, you're on your phone, so it'll be quite hard to look. Yeah. Just guess it, okay? Just guess it. What do we do? Because I write mine down. Yeah, I'll go ask Taylor first and then I'll get yours second, Clint. Right, I'll write it down while she's answering. Yeah. How does that sound, Taylor? You can handle that? Yeah, yeah, all good. I'll go ask Taylor first and then I'll get yours second, Clint. Right, I'll write it down while she's answering.
Starting point is 00:31:05 How does that sound, Taylor? You can handle that? Yeah, yeah, all good. I'll give you a couple seconds to think though, Taylor, okay? Thank you. Here we go. First celebrity for the Insta fame game today. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:15 How many Instagram followers does Cardi B have? I don't know because she deletes her Instagram all the time. She's all over the place, that one. She's up, she's down. She's hot, she's cold. She's hot, she's cold. There you go. She's full cray-cray, but I love her. Taylor, what do you reckon?
Starting point is 00:31:30 How many followers? I'm going to say like 20 million. 20 million, okay. And Clint, you've said 51 million. Cardi B has 46.1 million. That is a point to Clint, but good work there, Taylor. You can still get it back. You can work there, Taylor. Yeah, good work. You can still get it back.
Starting point is 00:31:46 You can still get it back. You can take this. I've lost closer games than this. Okay, celebrity number two for the Instafame game. All right, your next one. How many followers does Khloe Kardashian have? Khloe Kardashian. Okay, I'm going to say 32 million.
Starting point is 00:32:04 All right, you're going to go $32 million for Khloe Kardashian. I might increase that a little bit. Actually, no, I don't want to tell Taylor how to do her job. No. Okay. All right, Clint, what have you got there? I've got $100 million. You've put $100 million and Taylor's put $32 million.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Khloe Kardashian has $95.2 million. So another point to Clint. It's not in the ballpark. No, you're all right. You're all right. No, but you'll have the next one. That's what's important. You've got the next one. Okay, how about Taylor, how many followers does
Starting point is 00:32:29 Chrissy Teigen have? John Legend's wife. Great supermodel. Cute baby. I know. Super hot. You've got to base her follower count off how funny and how hot she is. That's true. Run her follower count up that matrix.
Starting point is 00:32:47 What do you reckon, Taylor? Let's just go 69 million. 69 million. Okay, for Chrissy Teigen. Very, very nice number. You've gone 69 million. And Clint, you've put 19 million. Chrissy Teigen has 24.6 million.
Starting point is 00:33:01 So Clint's actually got the game there. I rate Chrissy Teigen so highly. So do I. She's fantastic. She's better than that, eh? Did I just, did I just pants Taylor? You did actually.
Starting point is 00:33:13 It's a 3-0 streak there, but. It's a hollow victory, Taylor. I love beating Bree, but I don't particularly love beating you. Yeah, I feel bad about that one now. Oh,
Starting point is 00:33:22 that's all right. Oh, hang on. Okay, no, no, let's do this one. Yeah. If you get this one correct, Taylor, then you win the mobile fuel, okay? Okay. How many Instagram followers does Taylor have?
Starting point is 00:33:36 Oh. Oh, I have 1.2K. Oh, nice. 1.2K. So for Taylor, you're saying 1.2k. Yeah. Clint, for Taylor, you've said 4 million. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:48 And I'm only guessing, but I'd say that Taylor has 1.2k. Is that right, Taylor? Yes. Yay! She's got it. Get the fuel. Woo! Thanks for playing.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Good work. We'll send that out to you. Thank you. Have you noticed that no one loses on this show? Yeah, everyone gets fuel. I love it. You'll get a mobile car. You'll get a mobile car.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Oh, Flippa, who wouldn't do the dolphin earlier, even she got fuel. She got one, yep. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Okay, there is a wild headline on the New Zealand Herald today. It says, Otago woman gives birth in moving car. And to talk about that, please welcome Otago woman
Starting point is 00:34:28 Jess. Good afternoon. Hi, how are you? Probably a bit better than you were a couple of weeks ago when you had your baby in a moving car. Tell us what happened. It was just a crazy fast labour. The first thing that
Starting point is 00:34:44 my husband heard was me being like hi, I think I'm in labour but I'm not quite labour. So the first thing that my husband heard was me being like, hi, I think I'm in labour, but I'm not quite sure. Yeah. So I'll let you know. And he went back to sleep and that was fine. And a couple of hours later
Starting point is 00:34:55 and I'm like screaming at him to call the midwife because I think the baby's coming now. So my baby is due, my first baby in like any day now. Me and Lucy are having a kid and I'm waiting for that text message. How much time did you have from when you went, oh, I think I'm having this baby to literally having it in your car?
Starting point is 00:35:15 It was four hours start to finish. Yeah. When we got in the car, I was sort of like, oh my God, I feel like I'm holding him in. Yeah. And I held him in halfway to the hospital and I couldn't hold him in any longer. So your partner is driving the car at this stage, is that right? Yep, that's right. And what did you say? Drive faster or pull over?
Starting point is 00:35:36 I didn't even say anything. I just like realised put my feet on the dashboard and grabbed him and was like, he's here. I've got so many questions that i want to ask and i'm going to start with what sort of car do you have just a little mazda yeah like a demio excella okay all right good ad for the master excella it doubles as a birthing suite once you had the baby did you still go to the hospital or did you go oh well we've got him now let's just go home? We thought we'd probably better go and get him checked out. And he is fine? William is fine?
Starting point is 00:36:12 Oh he's so good. And you're fine? I'm great. And how's the car? The car's fine now but my husband did have to spend a bit of time in it the next day. How's he? How's your husband after the whole process? The whole thing was pretty crazy for him,
Starting point is 00:36:30 especially one minute he's asleep and the next minute he's driving and the baby's here. Yeah. So he was sort of in shock for a bit, but he's a very proud daddy now. Did you have any temptation to give the baby a car-based name, like Carmichael or Van or anything like that? now. Did you have any temptation to give the baby a car based name like Car Michael or Van
Starting point is 00:36:48 or anything like that? I didn't even think of that. You could call him Harrison Ford. He was born in a Mazda wasn't he? Okay, hey congratulations. What a crazy story and it's so good to hear that you're laughing about it and everybody's happy and healthy and you've got a little
Starting point is 00:37:04 baby boy William. So well done. Thank you've got a little baby boy, William. So well done. Thank you. And all the best for your new baby. Yeah, thank you. Hoping to have it in a hospital if possible. Which leads us to our conversation topic du jour. A question for you this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Where were you born? We've done this before and we got really, really good calls on this. So I'm keen for some more. Were you born in a helicopter? That's good. If we can get that. You've gone too high now. I've gone way too high. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Only call if you've been born in a helicopter. No, no, no. We want more than that. Were you born in a dock hut? Oh, that's good. I wish. Yeah. Were you born in a brewery?
Starting point is 00:37:44 Oh, yeah, that's good. Where were you born? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Please be helicopter. Please be helicopter. Please be helicopter. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. Where were you born?
Starting point is 00:37:58 Where were you born, we're asking this afternoon, on 0800 dial ZM. We just talked to Jess before from Alexandra who just had her baby, William, inside a moving Mazda Alexa. Xsella? Alexa. Inside a Mazda, either way. She's in the front seat. Hubby's driving along. They're going as fast as they can to the hospital and then while the car's still going, baby just decides I'm not waiting any longer. Here I am. And everyone's fine. Mum's good. Baby's good. Dad's finished cleaning the car. He's good too.
Starting point is 00:38:29 And we want to know this afternoon, where were you born, Millie? Hi, so it wasn't me, but my auntie's sister gave birth on the footpath in Newmarket outside Smith & Coe's. Whoa. I mean, if you're going to give birth in any neighbourhood, it's quite a nice one. It's like it's quite a nice area code. But whoa.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Yes, it is. What happened? She just couldn't walk any further and had to plop down there on the footpath? Yeah, so she didn't really realise that she was in labour and then my auntie clicked and so they jumped straight in the car and they were driving to the hospital
Starting point is 00:39:04 and yeah, the baby started coming so they had to pull over. Wow. Any acknowledgement from the Smith & Coies people? Like, is there a lifetime discount? Not at all. Not at all, which I think is pretty poor. Yeah. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Yeah, true. I mean, it's nuts. Yeah, pretty poor. I agree with you. Yeah, step up, Smith & Coies. Trudy's here. Hey, Trudy. Hi.
Starting point is 00:39:27 Where were you born? My mum had me in the toilet. Actually in the toilet? Actually in the toilet. Right. Because I've just finished a round of antenatal classes for our first child. And they do say that the last urge that you have, it does feel like you need to go number
Starting point is 00:39:46 twos when you're giving birth. They say it feels like you really need to do number twos. So is that what she thought you were? She thought you were a number two? Yeah, I think so. And then she did say when I got older obviously I was a little number two at some stage. And she called you Trudy. Are you sure it's not a typo?
Starting point is 00:40:02 Are you sure it wasn't meant to be turdy? Yeah, something like that. Oh God. Don't give me Called you Trudy. Are you sure it's not a typo? Are you sure it wasn't meant to be turdy? Yeah, something like that. Don't give me that sigh. That was an absolute sitter. Yeah, true. Thank you for calling, Trudy. We can't get him on the phone.
Starting point is 00:40:15 He's just gone out of range. But Tama texts through. He was born at his nan's funeral. Full on, eh? That is. But like Elton John said in The Lion King, it's the circle of life. It's true.
Starting point is 00:40:27 It is. It's quite iconic. It's kind of beautiful in a way. Yeah. Ben, we asked for this. We did ask for this. I think we might have it. Ramya?
Starting point is 00:40:38 Ramya? Yes, hi. Where? Where were you born? Where were you born? Well, I was actually born in a helicopter. Yay! We found it.
Starting point is 00:40:53 How? How were you born in a helicopter? So my parents were on a medical mission in Uganda and they were in a release camp in a place called Gombe. And, well, I came a little bit earlier than expected. And I think two weeks earlier. Yeah. And it was just, I think my mum was having these urges herself. And she's a nurse.
Starting point is 00:41:18 She did realise that she was in labour. Yeah. But it was a little too late. Was she in the helicopter on the way to the hospital? Was that where you were going? Yes. Well, long story. She was actually having some vaccines
Starting point is 00:41:32 and medical supplies in the helicopter. It wasn't really a scheduled flight for my birth, but it just happened. And she's like, I think I'm going into labor. And the helicopter pilot turns around and goes, Uganda, be kidding me. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:41:47 That was easy. Nice, Clint. That was easy. See you, good one. Thanks, Ramya. Good to hear from you. Oh, thank you. All right, see ya.
Starting point is 00:41:54 We got a helicopter. We got the helicopter. That was good. That was good. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Hey. It's my birthday.
Starting point is 00:42:02 It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. You know Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's Birthday Banger. You know Birthday Banger. We get you on, find out what your birth date is, and then we tell you what was number one on your 16th. Then we play the very best one of those songs. First up is Sarah. Hey, Sarah.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Hi, how's it going? Going good. How are you? Good. What's your birthday? It's 15th of August, 1985. Nice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Okay, Sarah, you were 16 on the 15th of August, 2001. And on that day, this was number one. One for the money and the free rides. Two for the love and joy. Good night. All rise. Nice. Blue and all rise.
Starting point is 00:42:42 That's a good, really, really good birthday banger. That is. I like that. Yes, I like that., really good birthday banger. That is. I like that. Yes, I like that. I don't think they were still around then. I don't remember. 1985.
Starting point is 00:42:51 So what year are we talking? 2001. 2001, yeah. Yeah, no, they were pretty big then. Okay. By the way, Producer Ellie has just appeared.
Starting point is 00:42:58 She's doing those bits that Brie normally does. I'm not good with the number stuff, so let's go to Celeste. Hi, Celeste. Hi. What's your birthday?
Starting point is 00:43:09 I'm the 2nd of December, 1996. Okay, Celeste, you were 16 on the 2nd of December, 2012, and on that day, this was number one. I'm gonna pop some Jags. Only got $20 in my pocket. I'm looking for a comer. This is the show. Matt Clamore and Ryan Lewis, Thrift Shop.
Starting point is 00:43:29 You happy with that as your birthday banger? Definitely. Yeah, it's good. So you're not that old. You're only 2012 for your 16th. So over time, that's going to get better and better. It will. One more.
Starting point is 00:43:41 Matt. Hey, Matt. How are we going? Going good, mate. How are you? Good. All right. What's your date of birth? One more Matt Hey Matt How we going? Good mate How are you? Good Alright What's your date of birth?
Starting point is 00:43:48 9th of February 1985 Alright Matt You were 16 On the 9th of February 2001 And on that day This was number one Oh what's cooler Than being cool?
Starting point is 00:44:02 You get outcast Yes Yes You know That is crazy Matt Because this morning I came into work Oh, what's cooler than being cool? You get outcast. Yes. Yes. You know, that is crazy, Matt, because this morning I came into work and I talked to Ben and Ellie because the new DJ Khaled album is out and he's done a song with SZA where he's taken the beat to that song, to that outcast song, and he's ruined it, for lack of a better word. But we were just talking about that song this morning.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Literally. And then you called through with it. I think it's fate. That's it. I think it's fate. That's it. Yeah. It's fate. It is fate. Right, we have to play your one.
Starting point is 00:44:29 Yes. Do you know the rap and everything that goes with it? You're going to enjoy this? I'm going to love it. I'm going to turn it up. Good man. Yeah, get it, Matt. Here you go, Matt.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Here's your birthday banger from Outkast. Yeah, this one right here goes out to all the babies. Bree and Clint, this is Birthday Banger on ZM. Mamas, mamas. Baby goes out to all the babies. Bree and Clint, this is Birthday Banger on ZM. Mamas, mamas. Baby, mamas, mamas. Yeah, go like this. I'm sorry, Miss Jackson. Ooh, I am for real.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize a trillion times. I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson. Ooh, I am more real. Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize a trillion times. My baby is drama, mama. Don't like me.
Starting point is 00:45:16 She be doing things like having the boys come from her neighborhood to the studio trying to fight me. She need to get a piece of the American pie and take her bite out. That's my house. I disconnect the cable and turn the lights out. Let her know her grandchild is a baby and not a paycheck. Private school, daycare, medical bills, I pay that. I love your mom and everything. See, I ain't the only one who lay down.
Starting point is 00:45:32 If you want to rip me up and start a custody war, my girl, you stay down. She never got a chance to hear my side of the story. We was divided. She had fish fries and cookouts for my child's birthday. I ain't invited, despite it. I show her the utmost respect when I fall through. All you, you will defend that lady when I call you. I'm sorry, Miss Jackson
Starting point is 00:45:46 Ooh, I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize, a trillion times I'm sorry, Miss Jackson Ooh, I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize, a trillion times Me and your daughter Got I apologize, a tricky time Me and your daughter
Starting point is 00:46:05 Got a special thing going on You say it's popular We say it's foreground Hope that we feel this Feel this way forever You can plan a pretty picnic But you can't predict the weather It's Jackson time Ten times out of nine
Starting point is 00:46:25 Now if I'm lying fine The quickest muscle Throw it on my mouth and I'll decline King meets queen Then the puppy love thing Together dream About that career With the good you swing
Starting point is 00:46:33 On the oak tree I hope we feel like this forever Forever Forever ever Forever ever Forever never seems that long Until you're grown And notice that the day by day ruler
Starting point is 00:46:42 Can't be too wrong Miss Jackson my intentions were good, I wish I could Become a magician to abracadabra all the satyr Thoughts of me, thoughts of she, thoughts of he Asking what happened to the villain that her and me had I pray so much about it, need some knee pads It happened for a reason, one can't be mad So know this, know that everything's cool
Starting point is 00:47:00 And yes, I will be present on the first day of school and graduation I'm sorry, Miss Jackson, ooh, I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry, I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, ooh, I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry, I apologize a trillion times Look at the way he treats me, shit look at the way you treat me Skilling all these homegirls and got g-s-ing up the Greek G I apologize. ZM, Bree and Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger. It's Miss Jackson from Outkast.
Starting point is 00:48:08 You make your daughter cry. I apologize I took your time We were just talking about this song this morning, just us as a team, because the new DJ Khaled album has a version of that. He's taken it and he's,
Starting point is 00:48:19 I say ruined it. You might like it. Done a version of it with SZA. There he is. Not another one. No, it's not a... Oh, there it is. Oh, there it is.
Starting point is 00:48:40 You know it's always going to be... That's the trifecta. He's done all three. It's not a cover. He's just taken the beat. I wonder how much that cost him. Yeah, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Is he allowed to just do that? He would pay for the rights, obviously. You've got to pay for the rights if you're going to... Because he's selling it. Yeah. Scissors' verses are very, very good. They never say Miss Jackson in there anyway. It's just disappointing.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Yeah. I actually don't mind it now. It's quite nice. What can you buy for about $20 million when it comes to a house in Auckland? Well, Waiheke Island specifically. Well, I'll tell you. This might come across as jealous, but I don't mean it to.
Starting point is 00:49:28 I want to congratulate the person who had a spare $20 million to spend on a batch. Okay, not the main house, a batch. And I mean that, congratulations. You've done well. I found this on One Roof today. Te Rere Cove Estate has been sold. I haven't specifically said,
Starting point is 00:49:52 but it's sold for between $18.5 and $24 million. Whoa. Whoa. What do you get for that kind of money? I hear you ask. Well, the interior features French oak, limestone seashell tiles and granite.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Good. Good. Good. Doesn't sound like 20 mil. The ground floor has family living, designer kitchen, an art gallery. Good. What? Alfresco dining area, conservatory,
Starting point is 00:50:24 indoor, indoor heated swimming pool. You'd hope so. With home theatre and air conditioning inside. Yeah, that's good. The pool is a movie room. That's cool. Oh, that is cool. Upstairs.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Again, this might sound jealous, but it's not. This is a strong congratulation to the anonymous buyer. Upstairs in the main house. Oh, there's more than one house on the property. Upstairs in the main house is a master bedroom suite with balcony.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Two en-suites. Two en-suites. In one room. Yeah, everyone needs one. Buzzy. Everyone needs one. Who needs two? True, true.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Dressing rooms. Kitchenette. Concealed library slash TV snug. Concealed? Does that mean it's hidden away behind like a bookcase or something? I'd say so, yeah. Oh, cool. That's badass.
Starting point is 00:51:11 The mosaic shower floor in the bathroom of the master bedroom cost $40,000 alone. Just for the floor of the shower. Oh, my gosh. $40,000. The movie projector in the indoor pool is encased in a special moisture-proof surround casing imported from the United States. And it has free-to-air TV, Sky, Netflix, and DVDs. Oh, thank God it's got DVDs.
Starting point is 00:51:46 To be honest, to be honest, if I paid 20 mil and I couldn't play a DVD, you'd be livid. I'd be pissed off. The house on Waiheke Island, which has just sold
Starting point is 00:51:56 for about $20 million, has a wine cellar that holds a thousand bottles of wine. Not enough. Whoa. Whoa! And that might seem like a lot of wine to buy, but don't worry. The property has its own vineyard.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Oh, thank God. Oh, there it is. Love it. What I know about properties on Waiheke Island, which, by the way, if you're not from Auckland or haven't been here, it's a short. Helicopter ride. Yeah. For these, very short.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Or ferry ride, like 45 minutes on the ferry. Yeah. What I know about Waiheke Island is all of these places go on book a batch eventually. And you can grab them for a stag do or a hen's party. True. All right, I'll be eyeing that up. Yeah, just one more time. Are you going on a stag do?
Starting point is 00:52:38 Yeah. Yes. If you are looking for a Te Rere Coveove estate You might not be able to rent it But you can go and look at it Again not in a jealous way In a Congratulations Yeah in a congratulations
Starting point is 00:52:52 You made it On oneroof.co.nz Definitely not jealous Definitely not Definitely totally cool with it Brie's not here this week She's on Celebrity Treasure Island You're really picking up her slack, Producer Ellie.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Oh, thank you. I'm trying my best. You should get her a car park. I should, eh? Oh, you got her, she got sent some free food yesterday. You got her free food. I definitely cleaned all that up. You're living the Brie life.
Starting point is 00:53:15 I am. I love it. It's great. I'm just not single. So I've got the partner. Sorry, Brie. I love you. Why?
Starting point is 00:53:22 What does she do that's different to you? Oh, no, she's single, you know? She just doesn't have partner Now I just sound like a real bitch, don't I? You're chucking her under the bus Oh yeah mate Got her burgeoning television career going on She's in Fiji trying to make a big break mate
Starting point is 00:53:36 So she can get off this radio show And I'm proud of her And you're here chucking her under the bus I'm proud of her And who knows, maybe she has got a partner on that island You've got a warning for us around a hotel deal that was too good to be true. Yes. There was a guy in the UK and he was on a work trip, so he had to book a hotel for it.
Starting point is 00:53:53 And he thought, ooh, 30 pound. That's a good deal. I'm going to book that. What's 30 pound? Is it about 60 bucks? Yeah, probably. He was like, yeah, mean. This is awesome.
Starting point is 00:54:02 And he arrived. And as soon as he arrived, he realized it wasn't really a standard hotel. He got to his room. And then this lady just walked in. I didn't even knock. She's like, hello, welcome. You're welcome to come downstairs. If you haven't realized by now, this is an adult fun hotel.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Oh. Mmm. Oh. Mmm. So there was sort of like apparatus or apparati and things like that around the area. Hang on, hang on, hang on. You say adult fun hotel without getting too graphic. Is it the, so everybody pays a discount, right?
Starting point is 00:54:37 And you all stay together? Is that the type of hotel it is? You have your own room, but then there's like shared areas and there's sort of like, yeah, equipment. And he was like, oh my God, what have I done? No wonder it was so cheap. Yeah, nah, so it's a bit of a situation really. What were the apparatus around? Oh, you know, a lot of, oh, sort of chains and sort of things like that.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Oh, golly. Yeah, I'm just showing you a Clinton photo here. I can't really explain it on here. But yeah, just things like that. You'd know straight away Yeah, I'm just showing you a Clinton photo here. I can't really explain it on here. But yeah, just things like that. You'd know straight away. You'd be like, this is not a standard hotel. So yeah. Does that sort of hotel have a reception?
Starting point is 00:55:12 I don't actually know. I'm not too sure. Was it an Airbnb situation? You just... I don't know. Well, there was a lovely lady who apparently waltzed on it and said, come on downstairs. Have you noticed by now this is an adult fund hotel?
Starting point is 00:55:23 It says, when you arrive, just grab some keys from the bowl. Yeah, exactly. And you'll be good to go. Right, okay. So, yeah, warning. If something looks too cheap, just really look into it first. I would have thought you'd pay extra for that. Same, actually.
Starting point is 00:55:35 I would have thought. But I guess once you split. It's like if you get an Airbnb with some friends, right? Yeah. Once you split the cost across everyone. Yeah, it's pretty cheap. Brings it down. All right.
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