ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 26th 2019

Episode Date: June 26, 2019

New Olympic sportsHuge Lotto winDean McCarthy live from LAPap smearFinish the wrap Day3Who is NZs dad?Another ‘Taste Test’Attractive jobsReplacement BreeBirthday Banger!Dryer chatLate night vet tripAfter life experienceSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I need to apologize to the producers. We're recording this after the show we've just finished. But I've seemed a little distracted today. It's because I've been... Apology accepted. Okay, sweet. I didn't need to... Thank you. That's alright. Thank you. It's because I was submitting a job application for another radio station. Oh, awesome. Too late. He already accepted it.

What? He already accepted it. Benjamin. And you know what? Congratulations to you. Thanks, Ben. I feel like you and I have been through this before. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I've been managing builders at the house because the renovation's almost finished. We didn't get to talk about it on the show, but Ben brought some interesting renovation

chat to the table today about Prince Harry. Yes. Oh, royal reno chat. Royal reno chat. We didn't get to do it. Actually, we can make this happen. Hang on. Do you want to bring it up? Do you want to bring it up Do you want to bring it up

The Royals are renovating Harry and Megan Yeah And the renovation I mean I'll just jump to it I think it costs around Four million Wait wait wait

Oh sorry There you go How much Four million Oh Jesus What was the Oh that's what it was

There was paint The thing that put it really high Yeah Was Megan wanted to use What was it? It was like Something vegan paint Vegan

Like every possible thing You can think of That's like eco-friendly And stuff Eco-friendly vegan paint Yeah Very specific I don't know enough about paint

I'm all about people Who want to make a vegan choice I'm not vegan But Good for you if you are I'm not What's not vegan about paint good for you if you are. I'm not. What's not vegan about paint?

There'll be horse hair or some shit. Yeah, there'll be something. Did you know that most glue that we use is made from horse hooves? Yeah, I did know, yeah. Oh, I didn't think I did know that.

Did you know that jelly lollies, the gelatin in it, most of that is horse hooves as well? Do you mean a jelly bean? Jelly beans, jelly lollies, like jelly babies. Interesting. Gelatin. Gel? Jelly beans, jelly lollies, jelly babies.

Interesting. Gelatin. Gelatin, right, yeah. What kind of sicko looked at a horse? Yeah, that's weird. So we need two sickos here. One who looks at a horse and goes, those feet look yum.

And the other sicko who looked at it and goes, whoa, those feet look like it could hold my house together. You know? Yeah, that's weird. Have you ever wondered how we figure out things oh all the time i get so buzzed out by stuff who's the first person who decided to drink cow's milk yeah yeah that's a weird thing to think that's a good idea yeah yeah because i get it you get milk from your own mother yeah but then you go oh i don't have a suck on that

mum's fine but what about the cow and there? Yeah, where's the line? Why did you choose cow and not cat? Yes. Why did you not? We do goats, don't we, sometimes? Goat cheese. Yeah, we do goats. Goat's milk, yeah.

I had sheep's milk the other day. Sheep's milk? Yeah. What for? They sell it now. It's a thing. You can get flavoured sheep's milk. Actually, I was in the Wairarapa with my mum,

and we were doing this thing, and she goes, I do want an ice cream. I go, yes please, that'd be lovely. And she came over and she goes the line for ice creams was too long so I got you this sheep's milk. That's probably why the line was so long and they're getting sheep milk based ice cream. No, no, no, no.

Regular ice cream. I was like, I'd love a trumpet. And she goes, no, here's some vanilla sheep's milk. I said to her You shouldn't have No really You shouldn't have I had one sip And I couldn't have any more

I don't know if it's a mental thing or what But I was just like Yeah does it taste Like nice or Well I feel like it tastes sheepy Like someone's milked a sheep Right I feel like it

Oh no I've got a real bad dad joke Oh no Yeah hit it Nah No it's too late Nah Hurry up You're a dad. Hit it. Nah. No, it's too late. Nah. Hurry up.

You're a dad soon, son. Nah, I'm not a dad yet. Oh, well, the joke's bad. Oh! Got him! On that shit joke note, here's today's podcast.

Enjoy, everybody. Zed-M. Let's go. Now let me see your dams. Zed-M's, Brie, and Clint. Got it, everybody. No Brie. She's still in Fiji. Ied Amps, Bree and Clint. G'day, everybody.

No Bree. She's still in Fiji. I don't know why I say still. She's only been there for three days. She's in Fiji doing Celebrity Treasure Island. So it's just me and you and the producers. Producer Ellie, Producer Ben are here as well. We're here.

You're there. Hi, guys. Great to have you here. And these. Can you hear that? Yeah. You might have seen these all over Facebook today. These are the new Cadbury Perky Nana lumps.

I've had so many people send them to me because they're my two favourite lollies ever. Perky Nana bars, obviously a classic. Our challenge is to not open these until 10 to 5 today when we do a live taste test. Oh, I want it now. No, have you already opened them? No. You're out of the taste test. What?

You're out of the taste test. What? You're out of the taste test. Your opinion doesn't count anymore. For you, obviously, you'll get to hear that, but you won't get to taste it. But for you today, $400 cash available at $4.20 with our Rebel Bakehouse Cricket Raps raps. You have to finish a rap song, the lyrics on it, once it stops, once you hear the crickets

and you win the money, and some Rebel Bakehouse raps as well. We've had a real tough time today. Yeah, we have. We have. Yesterday's winner told us we had to do a 50 Cent song. And I spent about two hours trying to find an appropriate, clean 50 Cent sort of part of the song.

Every second line of a 50 Cent song has some of the worst swear words in the world. It's not good. It's impossible. And oh, it's bad. We had to change it. We've gone with some family-friendly Snoop Dogg today instead.

So if you know you Snoop Dogg, be listening at 4.20 today. That's a good coincidence. Snoop Dogg at 4.20 to win yourself some money. Next though, Olympics-based news. Some sports have been added

and some sports have been axed from the Olympics. Yeah. Tokyo coming up. Tokyo coming up. Tokyo coming up. One of the sports that's been added is bizarre, but you listening, you might now qualify for the Olympics. So stay listening for this.

We'll give it to you next. This is the Jonas Brothers on ZM. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. The Olympics are kind of on the way. When are they? When are the Olympics? The Olympics in Tokyo? Yeah. 2020. When are they? When are the Olympics? The Olympics in Tokyo? 2020. 2020.

And then 2024 in Paris. Okay. A while away, but I'm still training. Yeah, producer Ben is our resident sprint champion. Well, they need a new fastest man in the world, don't they? Because this will be the first Olympics Usain hasn't been at in ages, in like 10 years. Feels like maybe it is my time to not go to the Olympics.

This is your time to not go. Absolutely. Every year they refine the sports that are at the Olympics. I guess they choose what's relevant, what there's demand for. Is that how they do it? Yeah, I suppose they're just making the games more diverse every year. How can we add? How can we make it, you know, more appealing to everyone?

Producer Ben has a list for us of the three sports that are being added to the Paris Olympics in 2024. Oh, okay. So no changes to Tokyo. There are a little bit, but don't worry about them. Don't worry about them. Okay, so for Paris 2024, let's start with the sports that are being removed from the Olympics. What's gone?

Oh, yeah. Baseball. Baseball. Squash. Squash. Squash. Yeah. And karate. Karate.

I know. That's what I thought. I was like, hang on a minute. That feels like a real Olympic one to me. Yeah. Baseball, they've got their own competition and stuff. Yeah, so they're fine. They're fine, I thought.

But, yeah, interesting. Squash. Yeah. New Zealand's got an Olympic squash champion. Squash, yeah. In Dame Susan Devoy. Yeah. She should run a route.

I mean, she's not playing anymore, but... Okay, but to be honest... These are all in paper, so, you know, things could change, but these are the ones that have come up. Okay, what sports are being added to the 2024 Olympics? There's three main ones. Number one is surfing. Surfing?

Surfing. Really? Yeah, surfing. This might sound like a dumb question Number one is surfing. Surfing? Surfing. Really? Yeah, surfing. This might sound like a dumb question, but is there surf in Paris? Oh, do you know what? I don't know. I don't know. Can they do it indoor?

I don't know. No, they can't do it indoor. Sorry, silly question. Fuzzy, surfing. Well, they should do it indoors. Massive, like, wave pool. Yeah. There's surfers out here right now.

I know they are hating on me. Bro, that is not. That's not a wave dude If the surfers are listening We're giving away 400 bucks at 420 By the way Okay surfing is gone

Oh no added Added Surfing's in The next one in is climbing Hang on What kind Climbing I believe it's like

Rock climbing Oh Rock climbing You know Bree's hot brother Does rock climbing Does he Aiden yeah I've seen it on his Instagram story Have ya Yeah they might be a member Rock climbing. You know Bree's hot brother does rock climbing? Does he? Aiden, yeah.

I've seen it on his Instagram story. Have you? Yeah, they might be a member of the Thomasale family at the next Olympics. He can make his debut at Tokyo. Yeah. He can climb me. Sorry. Not me. I'm putting myself.

I mean, okay. Yeah. Do you want to know the last one? Yeah, last four. It's been confirmed for Paris 2024. They're calling it breakdancing. Breakdancing or breaking, as the sport is known, is now going to be in the Olympics.

Really? I mean, it's very physical. It is. It is, yeah. But is anyone still breakdancing? Yeah. Like I would have thought. Primary school discos, yeah,

but I don't know if it goes further than that. Okay. No. All right, there you go. don't know if it goes further than that. Okay. No. All right, there you go. Get training, everybody. Get dancing. There you go. Yeah, get dancing, get surfing.

Don't get squashing. Don't get karate-ing. That sucks for the karate people. R.I.P. Yeah. All right, thanks, Ben. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

A massive lotto prize has just been won over there. $80 million. $80 million. I think the biggest lotto prize in New Zealand to be won by one person, I think it was 28, maybe 30 million. So much. It was 32, wasn't it? 32 won in Ponsonby, wasn't it?

Oh, don't say it was won in Ponsonby. Yeah, shouldn't have said that. Sorry, mate. Wow. I remember that. Ponsonby is a very rich suburb. But hey, it could have been won by someone not so rich who just happened to be passing through.

Anyway, 80 mil in Lotto in Australia, won by two people, so they get 40 million each. Would you be gutted if you had the winning ticket and you knew it was an $80 million jackpot and then you found out that you had to split it with someone else? Are you allowed to be gutted it was an $80 million jackpot and then you found out that you had to split it with someone else, are you allowed to be gutted if it's $40 million?

Nah. Yeah, that's a weird question. I know what you mean. Nah, because you'd see it straight away and you'd be like, on the screen, it'd be like,

two people won this. Oh my God. No, no, no. You don't find out straight away. So you would be thinking it's $80 million. So if you're watching the draw, because my flatmate

won Lotto once and if you were watching it live, Did they? Yeah. You know that you won first division, but then you have to wait an hour while all the results are processed to find out how many people you're splitting that with. Oh, right. I think I would be a little bit better. Yeah, you might be, yeah.

Like, just thinking, oh, 80 mil, 40 mil's still great. But I would be like, oh, but it was double. Is it? Is it still great? Is 40 mil great? I mean... One of the people who's won it has remained anonymous, which is the right thing to do, by the way. If you ever win Lotto, don't say who you are because your life will be hell.

She has said that it's not going to change her and that she's still going to live life as normal and not going to quit her job. No, that's definitely not fair. Quit your job. It's $40 million. Yeah, you say that you're not going to quit her job. No, that's definitely not fair. Quit your job. It's $40 million. Yeah, you say that you're not going to quit your job. And then you start working for a minute.

That guy from Te Koufata, Trev, the Lotto millionaire, he said the same thing. He said, no, I'll be back at Foursquare tomorrow. And all the news crews went to Foursquare, and they were waiting for him to arrive, never showed up, and never went back to work. And to be fair, he had $20-something million. It'd be very hard to pack someone else's be fair, he had 20-something million dollars.

It'd be very hard to pack someone else's groceries if you had that much money in the bank. Do you guys have a number? If you won, you'd quit? Mine's nine. Nine million and you'd quit? Under? I could probably just live. I'll be okay.

Because I enjoy it enough here. I've got a list of jobs here. And imagine you won this 40 million. Would you still keep your job? Because it also depends on the job. It does, yeah. Like if you're doing a job you hate, you probably quit for...

You definitely quit. If someone gave you 500 bucks, you probably quit. You're like, I'm going to make this last. One little. Okay, you've got 40 million and you're a vet.

Are you quitting your job? Ooh. Yeah. You are? Yeah, I would. Okay, yeah. Okay. I want to say I wouldn't I would be

Vets are very expensive though They have to be It'd be hard to charge people An expensive vet bill When you've got 40 million dollars Yeah I think I'd go into part time I think that's what I'd do

Cool I would Okay what if you're an air hostess Or an air steward Yep Free travel around the world. You don't have to use your 40 million. Yeah, no, you can travel.

Yeah, it probably works. Okay, teacher. What about a teacher? Teacher is a vocation. You're not doing that for the money or so they say. Yeah. Love of the kids. Love of the kids.

Yeah. And their future. I'd still quit. 100% agree. And we already know your answer, Ben, because it was nine. But producer Ellie, you've got $40 million. Would you quit your job if you were a radio producer? Oh, this is awkward.

Don't muck around, mate. You're gone. I would hate to work with you if you had $40 million. You wouldn't do anything. You'd be like, no, can't be bothered. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. But now let's go to Hollywood for a bit of spy. Live from Hollywood. you wouldn't do anything you'd be like nah can't be bothered but now let's go to Hollywood for a bit of Spy

Dean you never struck me as much of a Tupac fan but you've got some news on some Tupac merch we can buy I do you know I love a good merchandise story

when people are selling things that are so obnoxiously priced that were formerly owned by a celebrity. This one, this one takes the cake. Tupac, you can own, you can actually buy his prison. Yes. Yes. Yes.

That's him. That's him. That's me bumping and grinding to him. You can buy his prison inmate ID. Okay, it looks kind of like a driver's license. His picture on it, his sizes, his height, everything for $100,000. Some former staff member at the prison has got their hands on it, taken it to some ritzy auction place, and the bidding has started at $2,000.

They're expecting to get $100,000 for two pucks. Prison inmate ID. That is some major coins. Is it like a card, like a student ID, or like a workplace swipe card kind of thing? And it's his actual one. That's actually quite cool. If you're a huge Tupac fan, that's a cool bit of merch to get.

What did he go to prison for? Do we know what Tupac went to prison for? That's a good question. I don't know. Well, don't mention it, mate. I have no idea. Yeah. Maybe not right now on the live air. Also, you've got Amanda Bynes news for us this afternoon.

I haven't heard her name in a little while. What's going on with Amanda Bynes? Yeah, how do you think? We've ever talked about her on the show before. Amanda Bynes, you would remember, she was like a cool Hollywood star in like the 90s and early 2000s. She went off the rails, there's no nice way to put it, wearing weird wigs, tweeting strange things,

and everyone thought she was done and dusted. Just today, she graduated from FIDM, which is the top fashion design school, one of the top in America, actually. It's the top one in LA. Really, really cool, Clint. She's got it together. She looks fit, fabulous, and flawless, and today she's graduated from fashion school. So stay tuned

for some cool new threads by Amanda Bynes. Amanda Bynes of The Amanda Show from Nickelodeon. I had such a big crush on her when I was younger. Yeah. I didn't. No, I didn't. You're more of a Kenan and Cal man, weren't you? Okay, Dean McCarthy, thank you so much.

It's so good to hear from you today. He is our Hollywood correspondent. We will go back to him tomorrow. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. There is news out of my hometown of Rot from you today. Here's our Hollywood correspondent. We will go back to him tomorrow. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. There is news out of my hometown of Rotorua today. Kia manaakitanga. Feel the spirit.

It's blown up. The city's blown up. Like quite literally, yeah. There is a bubbling mud pool that has erupted at the end of a cul-de-sac in a residential street. They don't actually sound like that. They don't sound like... When they blow up. Well, one of them did recently when I lived there.

Jeepers. They more just like steam starts coming out of the ground and you go, oh, shit, there's one there. And then eventually the earth just collapses into itself and there's a big steaming puddle of mud. That is so buzzy for someone who's never lived in Rotorua. Yeah. Like, I don't, it's weird.

And it's relatively common. Every few years, one of them will happen. When I was at high school there, the house across the road from my best friend Adam, one went up under their house. Did it ruin the house? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had to evacuate the house.

No, they do all the floors. No, they couldn't live there anymore. There was a geyser underneath their house. No, just repaint the floors, guys. Yeah, we're going to need some lino in this place. The one that's exploded, if you do know Rotorua, it's very near Whakarewarewa, which is the thermal village where all the guys are

remember where we stayed for Friday Jams and you could see all that steam out the window there was it you Ben who opened the curtains and you went

oh there's a fire yeah that was me I was like God there's a fire no it's a geothermal wonderland and it's actually good like you can get

free heating in your house if you're in the right area drill down far enough bring up some geothermal heating into your house there you're in the right area. Drill down far enough. Bring up some geothermal heating into your house. There you go. Don't mind that. But here's the issue.

If people think that there's going to be eruptions like this underneath all the houses in Rotorua, it's going to drive down house prices, and that is going to affect me and my inheritance because that's where my parents' house is. Oh, gutted bro. So call me selfish, but this is a piece to reassure the real estate market of Luturuwa that it's still a good place to go.

So I've got three really good things about moving there. Okay. Why you should live there. First of all, the smell. Oh, I mean. The smell is nice. You said these are three good things? Yeah.

The smell is nice once you get used to it Right It's therapeutic Oh is it You know how everyone likes The smell of their own Oh yes Well that smells like

Your own town When you've lived there Long enough Okay It's comforting Okay I find when I go home And I smell that

It smells like home to me Okay So it's like me coming back to You know or Ellie coming back to Auckland Like god I just love that traffic smell That's exactly what it is Oh yeah Gotcha Except the road rule one's Not going to, you know, or Ali coming back to Auckland, like, God, I just love that traffic smell. That's exactly what it is. Oh, yeah, gotcha. Except the Rotorua one's not going to kill you.

It's actually good for you. Okay, all right. Second one, the people. Some very famous people come from Rotorua. Some of the best people, some of the best New Zealanders. Okay. Stephen Adams is from there. Oh, yeah, that's good.

Valerie Adams. Makes sense if they were in the same family. Yeah, they're both from there. Oh, yeah, that's good. Valerie Adams. Makes sense if they were in the same family. Yeah, they're both from there. Jean Batten is from Rotorua. Gone back a while. Yeah. Oh, yeah, the flying lady.

The flying lady, yeah. The famous aviator. Yeah, nice. Tamati Coffey. Oh, yeah. Okay. Good old broadcaster. Former celebrity weatherman,

Tamati Coffey, turned Labour MP and owner of a bar. Tamati Coffey is from Rotorua. Okay. Good old broadcaster. Former celebrity weatherman, Tamati Coffey, turned Labour MP and owner of a bar. Tamati Coffey is from Rotorua. Okay, yeah. Any A-list? Any A-list? I said Stephen Adams. No, he's pretty A-list, yeah.

Liam Messam, the All Black. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. He's from Rotorua. Yep. And thirdly, the luge. It's got the luge. Oh, that is good.

That's good. Although Queensland has a really good one too. Nah, nah, nah, nah, the luge. It's got a luge. Oh, that is good. Although Queenstown has a really good one too. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Oh, yeah. Nah, the Queenstown one is crap compared to the Rotorua one. Okay, all right. Honestly, it is. Is it?

It is, yeah. Okay. And Queenstown's yuck too. Oh, is it? Yeah, those views suck. When I'm sliding down the luge, I hate looking at those views. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Welcome to the studio, producer Ellie.

Hello, thanks for having me. I just wanted to have a sister chat here for my girls. We're lacking Brie this week, so I thought I'd bring some female stuff. You think I'm bloaking the show up too much? Yes, bloaky mate. Right. Nah, you're good.

Basically this morning- Well, you wait for our new segment, Bourbon Racing and Beer, after five o'clock. Oh, riveting, can't wait. No, this morning I had a procedure done that every female between the ages of 20 and 70 should be getting done regularly. Septum piercing. That's the one. Especially those seven-year-olds.

No, I had my scheduled pap smear done this morning. So that obviously looks out for cervical cancer. And I know this sounds really serious, but I was lying on the bed with my legs in the stirrups and I was like, it's not the best thing to have done. It's not really pleasant. But I thought there might be one girl out there that needs a reminder that is very, very important. It is very, very important. It is. You guys have to go through some stuff that we would never even consider.

Yep, we do. And I mean, I'm not salty about it, or am I? No, I'm pretty salty. Well, wait till you get to your results. Yeah, exactly. And that's the thing. Sometimes you can get abnormal results, and it's just so important to do it and not procrastinate

and not put it off, and I just want girls to remember it. But me just going on about doing it is not really going to remind them. So I decided to take a very popular song and do sort of like a little Weverse parody to try and make people remember. And it's really weird because the song literally just played. So, Clint, if you'd like to hit off my – Wait, are we doing a pap smear parody? Yeah, we're doing a pap smear parody just to remind my girls, my sisters out there.

Nah, oh, nah. Get it done. It's not gross. It's just like, you know, just remember. Here weatsy Parody. Just to remind my girls, my sisters out there. Nah, oh, nah. Get it done. It's not gross. It's just like, you know, just remember. Here we go. All right. Good luck. Get your Patsy.

It's not that bad, I swear. Get a friend to take you there. It's important to look after your body. It's no afternoon delights, but it can save your life, I guess. Oh, oh, oh, oh. There you go, guys. Just a reminder, it could save your life. So get it done. That's a good message, good message. Not once in my life did I ever think I would be doing a radio show

with Papsmere Parodies. There you go. There it is. All right, Ben, we really need to get our prostate exam track going. Yeah, get it done. We really got to get that song up first. You can save a life. Yeah, okay.

Well done. Good message. Thank you, mate. No worries. You're welcome, everyone. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Time to try and give away some cash.

All right, thanks to our mates at Rebel Bakehouse Wraps. Good for your body and good for the planet. We've got $400 cash and some Rebel Bakehouse Wraps to give away every single day. Now, some of these wraps are made with cricket flour. That's cricket protein. And because of that, what we've done is we've gone, oh, wraps, cricket, wrapping. is we've gone, oh, raps, cricket, rapping. So we've got a rap song.

You've got to finish it when the crickets come on and take the words away. Easy as that. Or so you would think, Geordie. Oh, sorry, Shaden, you're going to go first. Have you heard this before? You know how we play? I do, yeah.

Okay, cool. Yesterday we did, what did we do yesterday? Oh, we did Savage. And the person who won with Savage said they wanted us to do 50 Cent today. Yeah. Can't do 50 Cent. It's very hard to find a series of sentences that are all clean and all safe for everyone. You don't realise how heavily censored a 50 Cent song is, right?

Even if it's not censored and clean, the words don't mean good things. We're going with Snoop Dogg instead. Is that a strength for you, Shaden? No, definitely not. Really? Would 50 Cent been a strength? Yeah. No, not really.

Good, thank God. All right, well, you win some, you lose some. Let's just give it a go. I'm going to kick it off. I need you to finish the lyrics once you hear the crickets. Good luck. Here we go. Tone tan, fit and ready.

Turn it up because it's getting heavy. Wild, wild West Coast. These are the girls I love the most. Maybe it's not Snoop Dogg you know, but it's Katy Perry. You just smashed that out of the park. Oh, is that right? Yeah, you've got it. You've got the 400 bucks and the raps.

Well done. Oh, awesome. Cheers, guys. All right. Sweet as. I thought that was Going to be a lot harder I thought we were in For a longer journey there

It's hard It's hard to get them right Because it's hard Because we know them Yeah You know we listen to these On the day to day And time pressure as well

Really gets you That's cool Another one at 4.20 tomorrow ZM Spree and Clint The podcast There is a conversation In America at the moment Around who's our dad?

They mean that on a national level. Who's the current father figure of America? And they've settled on someone, and I think they've made quite a good decision. Currently, the recognised father of the nation for the States is... Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks. Oh, yeah. Tom Hanks of Forrest Gump fame.

My mum always said... Oh, yeah. ...life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Tom Hanks of Toy Story fame. Forky is the most important toy to Bonnie right now. We all have to make sure nothing happens to him. Forky is the most important toy to Bonnie right now. We all have to make sure nothing happens to him. Forky. That clip started rough. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Tom Hanks of Castaway fame. That's what I imagine Bree sounds and looks like currently on Celebrity Treasure Island. Yeah. But it's a good conversation. It's either going to be him or Barack Obama, right, for the States. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Here in New Zealand, we have our mother of the nation currently, Hilary Barry. That's just kind of accepted, right? We go with Hilbaz.

Yeah, she's the mum. She's the mother figure. Before her, it was Judy Bailey. Oh, yeah. And then the baton was passed. Judy's like now the grandmother of the nation, I guess. That's true, yeah. And then Hilbaz like now the grandmother of the nation, I guess. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. And then Hillsbaz is now the mother of the nation. Who's our dad? As Kiwis, do we have a father figure? Do we have someone in the public eye who we look at and go, you know what? That's our national dad.

That's the guy who, if we had to get advice, if someone had to teach us to drive, and obviously mum was busy, we could get that guy to do it. And I wonder if we had to get advice, if someone had to teach us to drive, and obviously mum was busy, we could get that guy to do it. And I wonder if we can, because I don't know, off the top of my head, I don't know who it would be, but I wonder if we can figure it out this afternoon. Do you guys, producer Ben and producer Ellie, do you have any ideas

on who our dad is? I would have said John Campbell, but now if Hillary's busy, John's obviously going to be busy. True, yeah. Nah, I feel that. No, they work at opposite ends of the day. Oh, true. He feel that. No, they work at opposite ends of the day. Oh, true. Oh, that's helpful. He's in the morning. Yeah.

Shift work. Shift work. Yeah. So there's always going to be a parent at home. That's good, then. That's good. That's good. I was thinking Dave Dobbin.

You know, he can sing me to sleep. It's great. That's good. Dave Dobbin's like your cool uncle. Yeah, yeah. Who's in a band. Yeah. Also, he's older as well.

Like, I thought him, I thought he's older as well Like I thought him I thought maybe Graham Henry as well Oh yeah But then he's more like Grandad now too Yeah yeah yeah What about you Clint

Do you reckon you've got one Um See I I look at the likes of Richie McCaw Yeah yeah yeah But is he too young Like we're not babies

He's His kid is very young Yeah true Yeah Also I feel like You want your dad to say more Than he says to But is he too young? Like, we're not babies. His kid is very young. Yeah, true. Yeah. Also, I feel like you want your dad to say more than he says to. Like, you can't go to your dad and him just be like, well, you know, you gave it your best effort and we'll be back next week and try again.

And big props to the other guy. I mean, he did well too. Big props. And ladies in the kitchen, cheers. Thanks, Sumo. Let's try and figure it out. Let's try and figure it out. Let's try and figure it out on 0800 dials at M this afternoon.

If Hilary Barry is the mother of the nation, and you might want to debate that actually too. That's up for debate. Yeah. Who's the father of the nation? Or, this is very 2019, do we have two mums? Oh, yeah.

Progressive. Progressive, yeah. Was the father of New Zealand a donor? Who's out of the picture? And are we being raised by two mums in 2019? No, we are. Oh, $800, ZM. If we get a really good suggestion and we agree with you,

we can sort you out with some mobile fuel this afternoon. But the question is, New Zealand, who's our dad? Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We're asking the question. This is an important question, New Zealand. Gather around. Let's decide together.

Who's our father? Who's our dad? If we have to do a DNA test, we will. It's like a real-life version of Missing Pieces, that TV show where you go and find out who your real dad is. If Hilary Barry is the mother of the nation... Which has been proven. Which has been proven. Yeah, yeah. You know who your mum is is. If Hilary Barry is the mother of the nation, which has been proven, which has been proven,

yeah, yeah, you know who your mum is. Who's our dad? There are lots and lots of contenders. In fact, almost too many to deal with. This is blowing up. So let's go straight out there to the country and try and figure out who the father of the nation is. First of all, Richie.

Hello. Hey, Clint, how are you, mate? Oh, this is not Richie McCaw, is it? No, no, no, no. You're not caught. How do you mention that? I think Richie McCaw would be like that older brother, that wise, smart, older brother you always go to. Your older brother who went to uni early, eh?

And he comes home in the holidays and he's got a bit of a beard and you're like, shit, he's cool. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And he's got like the cool girlfriend. He's got a hot girlfriend, yeah. He's got his head screwed on, eh? Your older brother with his head screwed on. Yeah, he's smart.

You idolise him. Who's our dad? You want to follow him? Jim Hickey. Jim Hickey. Yeah, we're the man. He's pretty iconic, isn't he? Is he too old?

Is he too old? He wouldn't be too old. He's at that right father age. Yeah, no, because I know his daughter, Sally Hickey. She does a lot of Instagram stuff. And she's about our age. So yeah, no. Hey, Jim Hickey is a great option, actually.

Yeah, I like that. Thank you, Richie. Let's go to Jacob. Hey, Jacob. G'day, mate. Who's our dad? Steve Hansen. Richie's father. You think Steve Hansen is Richie's father and thereby the father of New Zealand

There's sound logic in that Is he a good dad? Is he a good dad? Is he emotionally in touch with us as children? Yeah I reckon he is I wouldn't piss him off though he'd make you do laps

Firm but fair Hi Nicole Hi Do you agree that Hilary Barry is our mother first of all the mother of the nation? Firm but fair Hi Nicole Hi Do you agree that Hilary Barry is our mother First of all the mother of the nation Yeah she'd do a pretty good job Yeah she's a cool mum too Who's the father of the nation then

I'm voting Mike McRobert Right Although it's quite intimidating To have a dad with abs Yeah Imagine if your dad's in better shape than you. I guess it's aspirational, right? Yeah, it is.

He might be the Zaddy of the nation. You don't want to get home from school and your dad's just out for a 30K run and he comes back and he's like, sorry, mate, how was school? Let's go to Wendy. Hi, Wendy. Hi, how are you?

Really, really good. Who's our dad? Who's the father of New Zealand? It has to be the how to dad guy. Oh, Jordan. Makes sense, doesn are you? Really, really good. Who's our dad? Who's the father of New Zealand? It has to be the How To Dad guy. Oh, Jordan. Makes sense, doesn't it? Because he even makes videos showing you how to do it. Oh, you're right, Wendy.

How To Dad. Yeah. How To Dad. Yeah. And he's making the videos for us. You know, he's huge in America. Did you know that? He's like super famous, way more famous than he is in New Zealand than he is in America.

Really? Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. Okay. How cool. That's going on the list. Do you know that? He's like super famous, way more famous than he is in New Zealand than he is in America. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. Okay. How cool. That's going on the list.

Alana's here as well. Alana, who's our dad? Oh, guys, I'm going controversial. Oh, yeah, come on, land on us. We can handle it. I think you guys are ready for it too. I'm saying two mums, Hilfes and Anika Mowa. Yes. Great call.

Hide the salve. Both our mums are home. I like that. I like that. Mike McRobert is a bit too good looking to be a dad. Look, I get it. I get it. But too hot, I reckon.

Like, too many women fancy him. He can't be a dad. I reckon go Hillsbaz and Anikamoa. I reckon that's a combo. I can go Hillsbath and Anika Moore. I'm going to throw you a curveball. Who was the sperm donor? Exactly. Exactly. Nobody knows, mate.

I've got a great text here that says, I heard Hilary Barry was at a huge party with John Campbell, Mike McRoberts, Winston Peters, Colin Meads, and Stephen Adams when New Zealand was conceived, and even she's not sure who the father is. That's good. Thank you, Alana.

Kia kaha, New Zealand. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Time for a taste test. It's time for another Bree and Clint taste test. We taste it. So you don't have to. World-renowned taste buds on this show. Usually Bree and I would do it.

She's not here, so she doesn't get to taste. I've pulled in some extra tongues. Producer Ben and Producer Ellie. This is exciting because normally Ellie and I get the leftovers from your famous taste test. We're like, God, we'd love to have had that first. Now we are. Welcome to the big time.

Today, a bit of build up. You might have seen these online. Perky Nana lumps. So you're talking regular pineapple lumps. They've done a hybrid. That's what it is now.

Everything is a hybrid, right? Everything is a mashup. Yeah. And these are the Perky Nana ones. I guess if they're pineapple lumps, these are banana lumps, right?

Those are banana lumps. Well, the other ones are the old pineapple lumps. That's Pascal, right? So it's a different brand. So I think this is Cadbury's take on that. Oh, buzzing. Really? Well, I'm pretty sure that that's Pascal and this is Cadbury, yeah.

Ew. Yeah, so I think this is their like comparison. We might need a fact checker on you, but that's all right. Yeah, no, I need an internet. Just giving it a sniff. Smells like Perky nana, obviously. There is a chance this is just going to taste like tiny, smaller perky nanas.

I think that's what it's going to taste like. Because that's exactly what they are. They're just perky. And again, there's a chance that the build-up has been so big that they can't live up to the hype. But I'll grab some. You can pass them to Producer Ellie. And you can have some. Okay. All right. And Ben, you've been waiting for these, haven't you? And then I'll pass them to producer Ellie and you can have some

okay alright and Ben you've been waiting for these haven't you and then we'll pass them over to Ben okay all together

are we ready in the mouth yep three one one in the mouth four four

one three two one bon appetit oh yeah good straight away good.

Not going to hold back on that. No, it's yum. Perky Nana memories come straight back. Yeah, very chewy, but no more chewy than a pineapple lump. No, but chewier than a Perky Nana, right? Yeah. Perky Nanas are really soft. They are.

This is the bit that people don't understand about a pineapple lump and why they like pineapple lumps so much. It's because they shouldn't be, but somehow they're juicy. Yes, I nearly choked on the juice, ironically, when you said that. When you chew it, you get juice in your mouth.

Somehow, they've managed to get the juiciness into the perky nana ones too. Oh, yum. These are really actually good. Distinctly perky nana or hints of pineapple lump? Hints of pineapple.

There's hints of pineapple, yum. It's not that nana or hints of pineapple um pineapple pineapple yeah it's not that nana-y no it's not it doesn't taste like it's so close to a pineapple yeah do you put your pineapple umps in the freezer yeah nah have you done it before no they're not juicy anymore but they're not but they're like they're crunchy they crack in your mouth then they're like mesh up in your mouth. Does everyone hate hearing us just chew into the microphone? Probably, yeah, probably. They call it the ASMR or whatever.

Maybe it's nice, yeah. Is this relaxing you? No. Are you relaxed yet? Relaxed? Well, I thought it'd be more perky-nana-y. Oh, okay.

I feel like we're getting a negative review out of Bim. It's still fantastic because I love chocolate. I love pineapple lumps and perky nanas. They're two of my favourites, but it's not as perky nana-y as I thought it would be. I know what you mean. I think you're a mad dog.

I think that's all you could hope for. I think if you wanted more perky nana, you needed to get a perky nana because they're bigger. That's a good point. These are just tiny perky nanas. That's true. They get a yes from me. I want a straight yes or no from you, bigger. That's a good point. These are just tiny perky nanas. That's true. They get a yes from me. I want a straight yes or no

from you, Ellie. Yes. Yeah? Yes. Cool. All right. There you go. I'll put more in my mouth.

It's a taste test. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. What's a hot job? Like, what's a job you look at and you automatically think,

yeah, people who do that are attractive? Producer Ellie is here. You've got some facts about it, yeah? I do. There's been a study done. Before we get those, these are some suggestions that have come through for hot jobs. Maybe you're looking

at a career change at the moment. Maybe this will sway you into choosing your career. Someone has texted and they said, I always appreciate a good looking mechanic. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like that. Something about being good with always appreciate a good looking mechanic. Oh yeah. Yeah I like that. Something about being good with your hands. Yeah yeah. Useful. Yeah. As a partner. Definitely.

Someone has said builders. Builders are hot. Again practical. Yeah again practical they can build your house. Yeah they can. Yeah. Someone has said females as painters. Oh okay. Practical again. These are very trade-based.

Yeah, they are. It does seem like you're dating someone for a discount on things you need in your life. Someone's texted in and said scaffolder. It's definitely a scaffolder that has texted that in to say that scaffolders are hot. But shout out to the scaffolding community. Good to have you guys listening.

Okay, hit us with some cold hard facts. Where does this come from? So this is interesting. This is actually a dating app that's done this study. So it's specifically on a dating app. I don't know which one, they haven't named it. But it's basically saying which jobs are going to get you more of a likely swipe, if that makes sense.

Oh yeah. So it's the top five jobs for men and women separately. Yeah, you might get a swipe. There's a common theme though in both genders. So number five for men and women separately. You might get a swipe. There's a common theme though in both genders. So number five for men is real estate. Really? Yeah. Real estate is hot. Apparently.

Because they're rich. That's the thing. I thought real estate had the reputation of being slimy. No, apparently not. Well, like you say. Rich. Rich. Yeah. And number five for women, law. So if they're a lawyer,

the girl's more likely to get swiped right. Swiped. Left. I don't know. Whatever the good one is, the positive one. The positive one, yeah. Okay, cool. And then men, number four, consulting. So I think they make quite a bit of money too.

What does consulting mean? I guess you just... Consulting what? I don't know, but it's like a contractor. If pain persists, consult your professional. Right? Yeah, okay, what about women? And women, marketing.

Marketing? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I know, and then... Marketing what? That's the thing. Very generic. Very generic.

There's a big difference between marketing the America's Cup and marketing the local bar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly right. Okay, that's good. Yeah, marketing, cool. I know lots of hot marketing chicks, so yeah, I can agree with that. Yeah, true. And then number three for me in medicine and health, doctors. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that's good. Yeah, marketing, cool. I know lots of hot marketing tricks, so yeah, I can agree with that.

Yeah, true. And then number three for me in medicine and health, doctors. Yeah, good. Yeah, and then number three for women, fashion. So I suppose that means you're like trendy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're cool. I can see why people would, you know, like that.

Yeah. Fashion probably covers models as well. Yes. Might do. Yeah, that'll be it, yeah. These are the hottest professions for men and women. Yeah, number two. According to a dating app.

And then number two for men, computing and technology. Apparently they make a lot of money these days. That's hot now. Yeah, apparently. Back in the day that would have been like peak zone, right? Yeah. That's how it used to be, but apparently not. And then number two for women is medicine and health, so doctors.

Oh, yeah. And then the number one for both genders, the hottest job. Oh, it came in the same vote? Same. Yeah, the same. Is finance. Oh my God. Sorry to laugh.

We're not laughing at the job. We're just laughing at the result. It's just, it wasn't what I expected. Accounting. Yeah, accounting. Accountants. Accountants. But then I guess it makes sense because again, most of those jobs all make a lot of money. They pay well, accounting. Accountants. Accountants. But then I guess it makes sense because, again, most of those jobs all make a lot of money.

They pay well, yeah. And again, it goes back to my theory that you're just dating someone with a service that you can't do yourself. Exactly. No one knows how to do their own taxes. Yeah, exactly. So it's hot if you date an accountant. You're like, oh, baby, yeah. Yeah, do those taxes.

Do my tax return. Oh, do those GST things. Oh, baby, calculate how much IRD withholding tax I need to pay. Yeah, and then you know what I want you to do? I want you to deduct it. Oh, saucy. Okay, there you go. If you're looking to base your career choice

on how attractive it's going to make you to a partner, you need to go and study accounting. I will always remember. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Bree's not here. She's away filming Celebrity Treasure Island for the next couple of weeks. So I thought, well, the show's obviously lacking a bit of Bree. What can we do?

What's the next best thing? And who would make the best Bree Thomas Allen impersonator? So I've gone straight to the source. Welcome to the show, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? Going good Welcome to the show, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? Going good. How are you, Mama Di?

Oh, fantastic. Fantastic. How's country Queensland treating you? Are you going well? Yeah, it's pretty cold here, but it's good. It's all good. Are you up for a break so we can get a bit of Bree in the show where you pretend that you are Bree for a little bit?

Not a problem. I don't think it's that hard. No, I don't think it's that hard either. I think she makes it sound harder than it actually is. So should we give it a go? No problem at all. All right, so we'll just finish a song. We'll just come out of a radio song.

ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Macklemore and Thrift Shop. How are you going, Brie? Oh, I'm doing great. I mean, I'm laying back here and having my ties and the weather's just great. I'm getting a bit of a tan happening. Oh, are you in Fiji in this role play? I mean, pretend you're in the studio with me.

Oh, okay. How hard is it, guys? Yeah. Hey, Bree, have you heard from Channing Tatum recently? Have you been talking to him at all? No, he's been so slack. I mean, it's just ridiculous, but he's missing out on the good things, isn't

he? What are the good things? Oh, me. Oh, yeah? And my family. And especially my mother. Yeah, I heard she's a real hoot. How do you feel about her? What's your favourite thing about your mother, Bree, who we're definitely talking to at the moment? Oh, I reckon my mother's the, God, the most,

she's the most talented person I know. She's fantastic. She can do everything. She definitely can. We haven't caught up about your love life recently, have we? We haven't talked about that on the show. How is that going?

Are you seeing anybody at the moment? Oh, I think I'm thinking about a few things, but I don't think anything's happening at the moment because I'm just too busy thinking about Channing. Channing Tatum. What about that person you were talking to on Tinder, the one from Hamilton? Oh, well, yeah, I don't know.

Don't know. I don't think the car's quite good enough. The car's not good enough. But how come they stayed over at your place last week, didn't they? Didn't they spend a couple of nights at your place? Yeah, it was pretty good. But, yeah, I think things can improve there. So, yeah, we'll see how it goes.

Yeah, okay. We'll see how it goes. All right, cool. All right, well, Bree, we've got to wrap it up soon because we've almost finished our radio break. We've got to get out of them at the end. You haven't asked me much. Is there anything you needed to ask me in this break?

Yeah, are you missing me? Are you glad that I'm back and I'm talking to you now? Yeah, you're still here. Remember, you haven't left. Oh, deary me. No, this is good. This is good. If you want to pull this shit for the next couple of weeks,

we'll happily give you Bree's pay if you're up for that. We might need to get you into New Zealand, but are you up for it? Well, look, anything's better than what I've been getting, which is nothing, so that would be fantastic. That would be great. Australia's leading Bree Thomasel impersonator. Mama Di, thanks very much. Thanks, guys. Have a great one. Australia's leading Brie Thomasel impersonator Mama Di Thanks very much Thanks guys

Have a great one Every day at this time We figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday If you can get through Brie's not here So producer Ellie's going to help me with the numbers Hello Yep

Okay cool Hi Shelley Hi You ready to find out what your birthday banger is? if you can get through. Bree's not here, so producer Ellie's going to help me with the numbers. Hello, yep. Okay, cool. Hi, Shelly. Hi. You ready to find out what your birthday banger is? I am. Okay, cool. What is your date of birth? 14th of August, 1985.

Okay, Shelly, you were 16 on the 14th of August, 2001, and on that day, this topped the chart. Do you remember the band Lifehouse? I do. Yeah, this was actually a banger back in the day. I love this song.

Hanging by a moment. Are you happy with that? I actually am. Not my normal type of music, but I... Yeah, right? It's not something you would normally go for. Yeah, but it's a good one. Yeah, okay. It's a good one. Hi, okay. It's a good one.

Hi, Millie. Hi. What's your birthday? The 19th of September, 1995. All right, Millie, you were 16 on the 19th of September, 2011, and on that day, this was number one. Oh! Yes!

The boys One Direction What Makes You Beautiful Now you're either going to love or hate this Yeah What side of the fence are you when it comes to 1D?

Love it Yes In concert You saw them in concert? Twice Oh yep legend I saw them once I'm jealous you got the second time That's awesome I saw them in concert too Did. Oh, yep, legend. I saw them once. I'm jealous you got the second time.

That's awesome. I saw them in concert too. Did you? Yeah, and I've got to say, I don't... Pardon? What were you about to say? It was great. Pardon?

I don't think it was great. They just kind of... Because they don't dance. They're not that kind of boy band. They just kind of walked around for ages. I know what you mean, but as a young girl, just watching those five, it's just like... Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. Oh, my God.

You just have to look at their faces. Exactly, Millie. I like that. It was the weirdest concert ever, though, because you know how they have the screens up either side? Yeah. There were like ads for Countdown and all these things, because everyone who was there was probably there with their mum as well. True, yeah. So it was weird.

Okay, good birthday banger. Let's find our last one for the day. Hi, Kim. Hi. What's your birthday? 9th of the 11th, 88. All right, Kim. You were 16 on the 9th of November, 2004.

And on that day, this was number one. Oh, some vintage Scribe, PMC and P-Money. That's Don't Stop the Music. Buzzy. What a banger. What a banger. What a banger. Yeah, I like that. Vintage Scribe, PMC and P Money. That's Don't Stop the Music. Buzzy. What a banger. What a banger. What a banger.

Yeah, I like that. I haven't heard that in ages. I think maybe Shelton from Blindspot is drumming on it. It's like a New Zealand music all-star. Oh, right. It's quite good. Cool. There's three very different choices.

That's the thing. I actually like all of them. Obviously, I love One Direction. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that kind of goes without saying. Yeah. Hanging. I actually like all of them. Obviously, I love One Direction. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that kind of goes without saying. Yeah. Hanging by a Moment's nice.

We have played Hanging by a Moment. We have. Yeah, that one has won before. And we haven't played One Direction. Haven't we? I don't think so. Haven't we? Even if we have, I don't care.

Oh, this is really hard. But Clinton, what do you want? You be honest. And if we don't agree, then it goes to Ben. I really like them all. I know, I know. They all give me a different kind of... Same.

Excite... Same. Oh. I don't know what to do. My gut says Lifehouse. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good one. It's a good one.

But then 1D has The Fields. It's just like... I can't do this. I'm going to pussy out. Producer Ben, what one are we playing? Out of those three, what's the winner for Birthday Banger? And you have to decide. And we're out of time.

Okay, One Direction. Yes! Thanks, mate. Here we go. This is the winner of Birthday Banger. You win, Millie. Well done. Thank you.

No worries. Bree and Clint, ZM. No worries, bring in Clemson. See it, everyone else but you. Baby, you light up my world like nobody else. The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed. But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell. You don't know, you don't know you're beautiful. If only you saw what I can see. You'll understand why I want you so desperately Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe you don't know

You don't know you're beautiful That's what makes you beautiful So come on, you got it wrong To prove I'm right, I put it in a song I don't know why you're being shy And turn away when I look into your eyes Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else The way that you lift your head gets me overwhelmed But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know, oh-oh You don't know you're beautiful If only you saw what I can see You'd understand why I want you so desperately Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe you told me

Oh, you don't know you're beautiful Oh, that's what makes you beautiful Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know, oh-oh You don't know your beauty You light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your head makes me overwhelmed

But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know, oh-oh You don't know your beauty If only you saw what I can see. You'd understand why I want you so desperately. Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe you don't know. Oh, you don't know you're beautiful. Oh, you don't know you're beautiful.

Oh, that's what makes you beautiful. Is that him? That's the winner of Birthday Banger. From One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful? Yes. Yeah, I know you're happy. Producer Ellie, what is the best One Direction song? Oh, that is so hard.

I like Kiss You, actually. I think that's one of my favourite ones. Yeah. But I mean, this is great. History's great of my favourite ones Yeah But I mean this is great History's great They're just all great They're all different actually Is there going to be a One Direction reunion?

Oh there has to be If there's a Spice Girls one There has to be right? That is honestly money for them waiting to happen Millions and millions of dollars So much money they'll get Is it going to be as good if they wait as long as the Spice Girls waited? Ooh

And Zayn's got a bit of a pot belly. You know what? If I was like... Liam's balding. If it was in like 15 years and I was 40 and I could feel like I was 25 again, I'd definitely go. You'd love it, right? Yeah.

I'd love it. Yeah. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. Get ready for some real boring but important life admin chat. How much does it cost to use the dryer? Everybody's worried about using the dryer in winter because they think it's expensive and times are tight

and you've got to be careful that you don't have your power bill that's too high. I get it. But at the same time, how do you know how much the dryer uses? Who really knows? Producer Ellie, do you have a dryer at your place? I don't, but I wish I did. Would you use one if you had one?

I'd again have to ask the flatmates. It'd be like a flat discussion, you know? Using the dryer is a flat discussion. It is. Using the washing machine is not a flat discussion. True. No, but the dryer is. I went to Bree's the other day and I had to borrow her dryer

and I was talking to her flatmate and I literally felt so bad. I'll transfer you guys five bucks literally I felt like I needed to give them money and they didn't say that they were like no no no no

but in my head I was like this must be so expensive I know how much it costs I've got the number what else is what else is a shared is a group discussion

heating heating is heat pump yeah heat pump what about your electric blanket yeah that's a discussion in my opinion is it

I think so is it a little bit. No, get the flat out of your bed. And you owned your own electric blanket. Yeah, yeah. But you couldn't share it with others. We have the whole flat thing with you, don't you? Okay, let's just focus on the dryer, okay?

Clothes dryer. How much does it cost to do one load of drying in the dryer? This information comes from the EECA Energy Wise. That's the government organisation that promotes energy efficiency. Remember that guy who used to be on the TV and he's like, here's a tip, that guy?

Yeah. It's those guys. Oh, those guys. So they've figured it out. And this is done on the average dryer, so not a flash heat pump dryer, but probably also not a dryer from 1970. Probably not your Nans, Frischer and Paykel. To do a load on the dryer costs...

a dollar. Really? Are you serious? One dollar. That's fantastic news. I'm getting one this weekend. One freaking dollar. Is it? Yeah.

How long is a normal dryer? 30 minutes? Yeah. Is that too far? So it varies. If you're doing like duvets or something in there, it's going to take longer. The longer it's on, the more it costs.

This is the average though. Okay. If you're just drying your towels or your gym gear or something like that, or your sheets, like when you want to wash your sheets on the weekend, they're saying it's a dollar. A dollar to use a dryer.

Does that change it? Yeah, for sure. It's definitely worth just using it instead of having damp air in your house and then getting really sick. You could use a dryer once a week and it would only cost $4 extra a month on the power bill.

Oh my God. Mind blown. Good work, New Zealand. Get out there. Go get yourself some dry clothes. You earned it. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

I had a trip to the vet last night. This is for all the pet owners out there. And you know what? This is a cautionary tale, actually. If you don't have pet insurance, get yourself some pet insurance today. What does it cover? You choose, actually. Okay.

It's kind of like car insurance. You know how you can get third-party fire and theft? Someone else hurts your cat. Yeah. If your cat rams into another cat, that cat is covered. Or you can get comprehensive. It doesn't matter who's driving the cat.

Such a good analogy. I love it. It's all covered. Last night, I got two cats, Ziggy and Bowie. And last night, this is the thing that always happens too. It's always after hours that you find a problem

with your animal when the regular vet is closed and she jumps up on the couch and she's got a bung eye one of her cat eyes is bung

you know how cat eyes they go the opposite way to human eyes they go up they've got those little slits that go up and down one of those was like square

oh yeah so we rang the emergency vet and said it's 9.30 at night. And I said, look, this is what's going on. Is it urgent? And he goes, look, it could be. It's up to you.

But if you want my advice, I would bring the cat in. So we did. And we went to the vet. It's like 10.30 at night by the time we get there, get the cat checked out. Does the vet have to come in or are they just there all the time? No, they're there all the time. So the after hours vet is open like... Yeah, I get that.

Yeah, but they're opposite hours to regular vets. Oh, that's good. They're like night vets. Anyway, long story short, we don't know what is wrong with the cat. She has to go to a special cat eye doctor. A cat ophthalmologist,

which is a thing. This is what I learned. Whoa. And this is the other bit. It's not actually a cat ophthalmologist. It's an animal ophthalmologist. So like an optometrist for a human but for animals. He does all animals.

Oh, my God. There's only two in the country. Really? Oh, wow. So if there's an animal that has a problem with its eyes, they either go to this guy that we're going to see in Mount Wellington in Auckland, or they go to Palmerston North.

And that's it. Seems like there's a lot of pets in the South Island that might be missing out. It also sounds like if you're looking for something to study at university, this could be the thing. I went on his website and had a look, because we're going there. We're lucky enough that we are in a position

where we can afford to help Ziggy if she needs it. But I thought also when we were booking this, because I don't think it's going to be cheap, when we were booking it, I was like, oh, it doesn't matter, we've got that insurance. Oh, yeah. And Luce goes, oh, no, we've only got the third-party stuff. So if she's in an accident, it's covered.

With another cat. Or anything, or a car actually yeah right mate yeah that's covered so no oh no but anyway

I went on this animal eye doctor's page and it's real interesting he's got his pictures up it says what we do and you click on it and he's operating on a tiger

whoa a horse a cow some cats some dogs I should have gone to Tiger last. Yeah, it was good. I was thinking, it must be from the zoo or?

Yeah, I'd say it was from the zoo. Yeah, right. I don't think it was a wild tiger. Cool if someone's got a wild tiger in New Zealand. Well, if you do, I know a great guy in Mount Wellington. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too?

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