ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – June 27th 2019

Episode Date: June 27, 2019

Is Instagram spying?Bachelor mansionDean McCarthy live from LAKimono chatMamma Di has a baby hack for ClintFinish the wrap Day4What did you hide from the landlord?What’s The Plot!Who is our aunt/uncle of NZ?Birthday Banger!Producer Bens big discoveryGel contraceptionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast with still no Brie. But the producers are here, hi guys. Hello, you got Ben and Ellie? Are we here? Brie, no it doesn't work. Is that what you were trying to do? Sort of, I combined Brie, I mean Ben and Ellie. I thought you were trying to be included in, because he's like, oh no, no Brie, just me.

No, I really flopped that, sorry. Yeah you did. Really flopped. You're really stinking up the podcast. Yeah I really am, so I should just leave now. Yesterday you did your flopped You're really stinking up The podcast Yeah I really am So I should just leave now Yesterday you did Your pep smear song

Which I actually quite liked Thanks Clint Yeah that's good Thank you But it's still weird as well Still weird Like you've got to imagine This is what I imagine

That a radio consultant Tunes in for just Five minutes of the show And goes Okay what is the What's the ZDM afternoon show about What's going on there And then there's Ellie going,

all the peps are here today. Hey. And I wrote a song about it. There it is. Saving lives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Are you playing it? Yeah, I'm doing the faders now. I can't hear it. Oh, you can't hear it? Is it recording it and I can't hear it? I can hear it. No, I might not be recording because I've got the wrong settings on.

Ellie started dancing. I'm like, why are you dancing? This is a nightmare. Sorry, mate. You've really ruined this podcast. Where's Brie? There it is. Sorry, mate.

Keep it up. Keep it up. Keep it up. Nah, rewind it. Rewind it a bit. We missed. This is how it should have gone. We figured it out today. We can say this on the podcast.

Oh, yeah, go. It's not that bad, I swear. Get a friend to take you there. It's important to look after your body. It's no afternoon delight. But it. It's no afternoon to life. But it can save your f***ing life. Yeah, that was good. That was good, eh?

Yeah, I liked that. That's how it should have gone. Oh, by the way, there's going to be a sweater. I can't say it beforehand. Damn, I should have. You know? I will. Yeah, no, I like that.

More powerful. Yeah. It's your song, though. It's your peps, man. I like it. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Thank you.

Nah, mihi, everybody. Time for today's Bree and Clint man i like it thank you thanks guys thank you yeah um nah mihi everybody time for today's brie and clint podcast here it is good everybody how you doing just clint breeze onity Treasure Island. Today on the show, good show, we've got $400 cash to give away to you. That's coming up at 4.20 today. Also, if you've gone wild for Troye Sivan on your Instagram and tagged us in, we could be calling you at 4 o'clock with some free Troye Sivan tickets. But next, you might have heard this this morning with Fletch Vaughan and Megan. If you haven't, you need to hear it.

The boss of Instagram has been asked straight I think for the first time they just asked him straight up is Instagram listening to us does the app hear our conversations

how the hell are you targeting me with ads about something I was just talking about yesterday he's given his answer and if you haven't heard it

you should because I'm keen to know whether you believe him actually as you sit there going through your phone and going, oh, my God, I was just thinking about this product. No matter what he says, they definitely do.

Yeah, 100% they do. But we'll hear his take on it next. You've got to give him a chance, right? You've got to let him say his piece first. Yeah, all right. So we'll play that for you after Carlead. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. If we just talk? ZM's Bree and Clint,

the podcast. If you've got your phone near you at the moment, I want you to take it and put it in a different room. Okay, I want you to get it out of earshot where it can't hear you

at the moment or if you're driving, chuck it out the window. Just throw your phone out the window. The boss of Instagram has been asked straight up, do our phones listen to us?

Yes. I know that's your opinion, Ben. Do your phones listen to your conversations? You know how you get served ads on your Instagram and your Facebook for stuff that you're talking about? Can it hear you? Lots of people think it goes off what you Google and that sort of thing.

Which I think it does. But even then. I think it definitely does off what you Google. Get out of my Google. Yeah, I know. Get out of my Google. Yeah, I know. Get out of my Google. His name is Adam Mossery. He used to work at Facebook.

Obviously, Instagram is part of Facebook. He invented the Facebook news feed. So, he's no slouch. He knows what he's doing. We can just bring up at a bar,

you know, that I invented the news feed. Oh, scrolling Facebook are you you see that you're basically touching me so Gail King

who I think she's Oprah's mate that's Oprah's Gail right and she's the one who did that interview with R. Kelly recently where R. Kelly stood up and started shouting going I'm fine for my life

I'm fine for my life and she just sat there very calmly. Very calm, yeah. That was Gayle. She's asked the Instagram, gosh, she gets some good interviews. She's asked the Instagram boss, Adam Mossery, and you might have heard this

with Fletch Vaughan and Megan this morning, does Instagram listen to our conversations? This is what he said. There's two ways that can happen. One is dumb luck, which can happen. The second... Wait, wait, wait One is dumb luck, which can happen. The second... Wait, wait, wait. Dumb luck?

Dumb luck. Dumb luck. What, so my brain just thought about this thing and then it appeared in my news feed, the most random thing in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, coincidence. A five-week contiki around Europe.

It just, dumb luck. That's crazy, it's all special now. Yeah, it's never shown up in my news feed before. Dumb luck. I don't buy that. No. But let's give them another chance. There's two ways that can happen.

One is dumb luck, which can happen. The second is you might be talking about something because it's top of mind, because you've been interacting with that type of content more. And you listen to me. Yeah. No, hang on. So maybe you're really into food and restaurants.

Yeah. Maybe you're really into food and restaurants. That is so generic, that comment. Yes, I do like food. I think everyone does. Food is not a hobby. Yeah. It's a necessity.

Sorry, let him keep going. Let him keep going. This is whether Instagram listens to you or not. You've been interacting with that type of content more recently. So maybe you're really into food and restaurants. You saw a restaurant on Facebook or on Instagram. You maybe like the thing. It's top of mind.

Maybe that's subconscious and then it bubbles up later. You don't look at your messages. You don't listen on your microphone. Doing so would be super problematic for a lot of different reasons. We agree. It would be super problematic for lots of different reasons. So that's different if you're going and liking restaurants. Yeah.

Of course, you are most likely going to get ads for it. Yeah, 100%. But I'm not doing that. If I'm liking something and then it ends up in my news feed, that's not so much of a mystery. No. I know what I'm doing. I'm sorry.

Do you know what I think it could be? Yeah. I don't know if it's Instagram, but I have a feeling it could be your Siri or your Bixby, if you're on a Samsung Galaxy or whatever. They're listening to it, and they're selling it to Instagram. So Instagram aren't technically listening.

Or Google has Google Assistant built in now too. Here's the weird thing. We're all really angry about this stuff, and it's like, you're spying on me, but we are actually filling our house with cameras and microphones. It's true. Here's the weird thing. We're all really angry about this stuff and it's like, you're spying on me. But we are actually filling our house with cameras and microphones. It's true.

Like we are putting them in. We are putting TVs that have microphones in. I've put in an Alexa at my house. I was looking at getting one of those Samsung fridges where you can say, hey fridge, order me some milk. Well,

it orders it from the local countdown. And it orders it from countdown. Does it? Yeah, yeah. We're doing this. Literally, you are pointing a camera.

How long are you on your phone every day? Five hours? Oh, I'd? We're doing this. Literally, you are pointing a camera. How long are you on your phone every day? Five hours? Oh, I'd hate to think. And your laptop, you are pointing a camera at your own face for the whole day. We're doing this to ourselves. It's our fault.

And we're like, how do you know so much about us? So that's the official word from Instagram. Choose to believe it or not, that is 100% up to you. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Are you in the market for a mansion? Is that in the budget for you at the moment? Are you looking to purchase your first mansion or your second mansion? How about the mansion that was used in The Bachelor, New Zealand? And I don't mean the good one where Art and Matilda found love. I mean one of the subsequent ones where no one found love. And I mean the one where The Bachelor ended up appearing almost like an evil supervillain. Remember the Jordan series of The Bachelor? When he chose, did he choose, was it between Fleur and Naz? Is that who it came down to?

Yeah, it was. Fleur and Naz. Yeah. And you had Naz, this real um like controversial but obvious choice yeah she's outgoing she's you know

like she yeah and then Fleur the lovable one yeah who got chosen apparently got chosen and then

and then he didn't talk to her for a month because they filmed The Bachelor yeah and then you have your ring ceremony and you fly off in the helicopter and then doesn't go to TV for a month

and you just have to stay out of the spotlight so no one can see you together you don't get pap helicopter. And then it doesn't go to TV for a month and you just have to stay out of the spotlight so no one can see you together. You don't get paparazzi'd. Apparently he didn't talk to her for a whole month. That is so shabby. And then they went on TV after the final and he dumped her. Oh, that's right. That was horrific.

Not funny. Not funny. But you can buy the house where that was all filmed. The Bachelor Mansion is for sale. It doesn't say how much it is, but it does have six bedrooms, five bathrooms. Five bathrooms.

So basically every room has an ensuite. Yeah. I guess that's why it was perfect to be the Bachelor Mansion, right? Yeah, lots of girls. Because you had 20-something girls staying in there. Is five bathrooms enough for 21 women? I'd rather have a better ratio than that.

But it's hard. Where are you going to find a mansion with more than five bathrooms? That's true, yeah. Super Loo, you could put in some of those Super Loos. Oh, I'm sure they'd love that. Whoever gets the last four to get a rose each week, you guys have to use the Portaloos. You get to stay, but you now have to do your business outside.

Yeah. Awesome. Grim. It's outside. Yeah. That's grim. It's got a pool. It's got a pool room. It's got three car parks. Oh yeah. And it also has the overarching smell

of heartbreak. Oh. Because it's like buying a house where someone died. You know how it has a ghost? Yeah. This one has the ghost

of 21 failed relationships. Yeah, that's... No, I don't think there's any house in New Zealand that has had more women dumped inside it than the Bachelor Mansion. If you do,

it's in Mahurangi West. Anyone know where that is? No. No, I was going to ask you where it was. I think it's in the Bay of Plenty. Oh, yeah? I think that's where it is. But if you was going to ask you where it was. I think it's in the Bay of Plenty. I think that's where it is.

But if you'd like to view it, it's up now at oneroof.co.nz, which is a seamless plug right now for me to tell you, you can win $3,000 for a trolley grab thanks to

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There you go. Mahurangi West is just above like Waiwera in Northland. Oh, so it's north of Auckland. Yeah, north of Auckland. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. That's an easy commute for an Aucklander, isn't it? There you go.

Yeah. Short seven-hour drive to the city in peak hour. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. Time for Spy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean, talk to me.

Is Cardi B going to jail? Cardi B could be going to jail, my man. Okay, here's the deal, right? I know this sounds so ridiculous. She is looking at four years in prison. Let me break it down for you because everyone is in shock today. Even I, Clint, was in shock because I didn't realise that the sentence was so extreme. Remember, she had her bodyguards beat up these two girls in a club

because she thought one of them hooked up with her husband. That's the long and the short of it. Is that what happened? I thought someone else threw bottles and it was just someone in her entourage and it wasn't her fault. Did she actually ask her bodyguards to do it? That's the thing, exactly. So what they're claiming is that she got her bodyguards

to beat up these two women. And it was quite, you know, pretty savage, my mate. Like, seriously, they were, like, throwing chairs and things like that. And that is why Cardi B is on the hook. So people are like, wait a second, but she didn't do it. It's kind of like getting a hitman out. So even though you didn't physically do it, Cardi B did not throw any chairs or any punches or anything like that.

Probably threw a bit of shade. But we all love throwing shade every now and then. But what she did do is direct her bodyguards to do it. And she may, this is what she does. She's claiming that she had nothing to do with it. She's not guilty. In court today, she jumped up and said, not guilty, Your Honor. She actually jumped up out of her chair and screamed that through the courtroom.

And she's taken it all the way to this. She was offered a plea deal last week. Didn't want to take it. Didn't want to admit any guilt. She's taking it all the way. And if she loses, four years in prison, I feel like she'll get out of it, though. I don't know. I can't imagine.

Surely the person doesn't want her to go to jail. Surely the person wants money. Like, you'd opt for that. So I'm sure it can get settled. That though. I don't know, I can't imagine. Surely the person doesn't want her to go to jail. Surely the person wants money. Like you'd opt for that. So I'm sure it can get settled. And I mean, and not a laughing matter, but you know who would be stoked with this news?

Who? Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj. Because, because, because, and I'm not saying there's only room for one female rapper.

There's definitely not. There's more room than that. But they've been in each other's lane for so long now that if Cardi B is in jail for a bit, because, and I'm not saying there's only room for one female rapper, there's definitely not. There's more room than that. But they've been in each other's lane for so long now that if Cardi B is in jail for a bit, you know, it just gives Nicki a bit of breathing space to go, well, who else are you going to listen to? Right? Yeah, true story.

Also, this is interesting. Prince William has been asked if he would be concerned if any of his children were gay. Yes, this will happen today. And I'm so shocked that someone would ask him that concerned if any of his children were gay. Yes. This will happen today. And I'm so shocked that someone would ask him that because usually, as you know, usually when you're interviewing huge celebrities, things like that, you're kind of not allowed to go so personal.

But he was asked today, how would you feel if one of your children were LGBT? And his answer was so awesome. He said, you know, I've thought about this now that I'm a parent. And he said, obviously, I would be okay with it. But he's nervous and he would be worried about how the child's life would be. It is obviously more difficult to be LGBTI. And that, you know, especially when you're in the public eye on such a public stage like they are, they're the most famous family in the world.

So he was like, more, I'm not concerned about them being gay. My concern is how they would be, how they would be treated and what their life would be like. At the same time, that would be almost the best thing ever because there's fewer of those boundaries left to break, right? We haven't had a gay leader of state yet. Right. And also, if it's his eldest son,

then it'll be the first time that we've had a king that's also a queen so that could be great as well well we do have me there's obviously

I'm a princess so there's that that's been around for 30 years sorry 25 years when was I born 94 yeah

and beautiful chariot you've got as well the BMW X5 fit for a king so beautiful okay that's Dean McCarthy

our Hollywood correspondent live from Los Angeles Bree and Clint the podcast Fit for a king So beautiful Okay That's Dean McCarthy Our Hollywood correspondent Live from Los Angeles Welcome to the studio The author, producer and singer Of New Zealand's first Papsmere parody Thank you

It's good to be here It's producer Ellie Thank you for having me once again Only songs today, sorry. No songs? No, that was just a yesterday thing. Yesterday we got

an Ed Sheeran peps me a great message, important message. Thank you. Not a parody I ever thought we would get on the show. There you go.

There you go. What have you got for us today? Well, Kim Kardashian probably, you've probably seen it online but Kim Kardashian has come under fire

because she's releasing a brand new shapewear product. Spanx. Yeah, sort of hugs your body and makes you look good. But she's called them kimonos. Obviously, I guess because her name is Kim. Oh, kimonos.

Kimono, yeah. I looked at these because I thought they'd have, like, Japanese styling on them or something. Exactly. They're just Spanx. No, they're just Spanx. They're just skin-coloured huggy undies. Exactly.

And that's why the Japanese culture are quite offended by it because they're like, that's not a kimono. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, so they're kind of kicking up a stink. It's like if you called them kilts. Yeah. Oh, and then Scottish wouldn't be happy with that either. Or pew-pews.

What's that one? Maldi skirts. Oh, I didn't know that one. Whoopsies, I should know that. Exactly. So they're kind of kicking up a stink. And then I kind of kicked up a sting. And then I kind of got thinking and I was like,

there must be so many other words in the English language that mean other things in other languages. So I just, you know, I went into this deep dive on the internet and found some words that mean different things. So first of all, in English, LOL, that's an acronym for obviously laugh out loud, or if you're over 40, it's lots of love. But in Dutch. Grandma died, LOL.

LOL. Yeah, no, not great. But in Dutch, LOL means fun. So there you go. That makes sense though. You can get away with that. Yeah, that's fine. This S word here, I don't know if I should say that at this time of the day.

Should I spell it? No, you can't spell it. Yeah, no. The S word here I don't know if I should say that at this time of the day should I spell it? nah you can't spell it yeah nah the S word the four letter S word yeah but not the other one and not the it's quite a derogatory term for females

there you go yeah so that one in Swedish actually means the end so if you see that word at the end of a movie oh I've seen it yeah

sleut yeah it actually means the end. So you see that word at the end of a movie. Oh, I've seen it. Yeah? Sloot. Yeah, it actually means the end. And then we've got... I've seen that before. And the credits fade and it's a black screen and then in white letters it just comes up with that. You're like, what? So that's what that means.

And then brat in Russian, Polish, Ukrainian, Croatian and Serbian. Brat, B-R-A-T. Yeah, it means brother. Oh, yeah. So if your brother's a brat. Little brat. Yeah, little brat. The second to last one, we've got gift in German actually means poison.

So that's kind of like the opposite. You don't really want to give a gift of poison. I have a gift for you. Thank you all. And then the last one, I mean, I like this one. The word fart in Danish, Norwegian and Swedish actually means speed.

So you'll see a lot of fart signs on the roads in those countries. Fartinder. I don't know what that means. You get a farting ticket. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Brie's not here, but her mum is. Hi, Mama Di. Hi. How's it going? Yeah, well, I'm going all right. It's just me, so it's good that you're

here. We're just having a little bit of baby chat. Obviously, my baby is due very, very shortly. Well, mine and Lucy's. I'm so excited for you. And you asked if we know what we're having. We don't know, but you've got a way of predicting it. Is that right? Yes, yes. And it's 100% tested and it's been right. So what you do is you get a little packet of Drano and for want of saying a better word,

you get a little bit of Lucy's wee and you put it in a plastic cup, not a metal container, and it changes to a certain colour and it indicates whether it's a boy or a girl. So Drano, the stuff that you use to flush out your blocked pipes. Exactly. And a cup of Lucy's wees. Exactly. What colour says what?

Like what colour should it go? The bluey green colour, you'd think it's a boy, but it's actually a girl. Yeah. And I can't remember what the other colour is. Okay, it's all right. So bluey green and we're looking at a girl. How did you figure this out?

Did you do this when you were having Bree? Well, I had a little old Italian lady came to me and told me to do it and I did it for the three children and they were all spot on. It was spot on every single time. The Drano home pregnancy test. Yes, yes.

And I actually asked my specialist and he said there is something in it because of the hormone level. Yeah. Oh, I know. I can totally know you do it out of the wheeze. I wonder if it works as like an actual pregnancy test. Like if you're in a hurry and you don't have any of those sticks that you wee on, could you grab some Drano out of the laundry cupboard and do a wee to see if you're actually pregnant?

Hey, listen, I reckon we're on to something. I reckon we're on to something too. Yeah, I reckon we'd found the new, we could make a fortune out of this, Clint. Yeah, check your pipes with Drano. Hey, that's a good sale, Tom Hitch as well. I like that. Oh, that sounds great. We've gone eight and a half months managing to avoid finding out what it is because we don't want to know. So I'm not going to do that. Oh, that sounds great. We've gone eight and a half months managing to avoid finding out what it is

because we don't want to know. So I'm not going to do that. But I do have to rush home tonight just in case Lucy has the urge to pee on any of the laundry products. I don't want to spoil the surprise for her. So I better leave it there. Hey, listen, I've got an idea. Give the result to Ben and Ellie,

and then they can keep it until after she's had the baby. Cool. I'll bring in a cup of her wheeze tomorrow into the ZM workplace, and I'll hand it to producer Ben. He'll love it. Make sure it doesn't get drunk, though. I think it's going to make sure it doesn't get cold. Thanks, Mama Di.

Thanks, guys. Sweet as. See you later. Love you. Bye. Love you, too. Bye. Let us know if you've tried that, by the way.

Be great to know if Drano actually does work for predicting the gender of your child. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Right now, let's try and give away some money. Bree and Clint's Cricket Rap Rap. Interesting. Means I didn't really like it. But hopefully I will tomorrow.

Let's see if we can give away 400 bucks. Thanks to Rebel Bakehouse Wraps. Good for your body and good for the planet as well. These things look really good and really different too. Some of them are made with cricket flour, which is high in protein. Ground up crickets inside the flour, which means there's more protein in it than usual.

That's the future. Let's see if you can finish a rap song that we've got before the crickets kick in. See what we did there? Hi, Georgia. Hello. How are you with Jay-Z songs? I think we're going to find out, aren't we? I think we are going to find out. It's a well-known one.

Okay? It's a big one that you would have heard on ZM and stuff. Hopefully. It's going to stop at some part and I just need you to finish the next line, okay? Okay. And if you do, $400 and some Rebel Bakehouse cricket raps for you. Here we go.

Good luck. Here's your song. I can make it anywhere. Yeah, they love me everywhere. I used to cop in Harlem. All of my Disney and Connells right there up on Broadway. Oh, you could have it anywhere? Wow.

You know what you said? It sounds right, but it's not right. Sorry. Okay, let's go to Jackie. Hey, Jackie. Hey, how's it going? Good. You know that song at least, right?

The Alicia Keys one, Empire State of Mind. Yep. Let's drop you in there and show you go. Just finish the line when the crickets come in. Come on. Pull me back into that McDonald's. Took it back to Stashbox. Back 560.

All of my Dominican projects are up on Broadway. You googled the lyrics. No, I was so scared and I freaked and then I got confused. You Googled the lyrics. Oh, my God. I never thought about people doing that. I never thought that would be around the competition.

And you know how you gave yourself away, Jackie, is you did too many lines. I freaked. I panicked. Yeah, okay, you caught me. You know what? Hey, you know what. You know what? Hey, you know what? You know what? I think it's

cheeky, but we didn't say it's against the rules, so we'll give it to you. You win. You win $400. Thank you. Thank you. The pity. It is pity, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, well, hey, who cares, mate? Well done. We're going to transfer that to you. Congratulations, and thanks for listening to ZM.

Thank you. Okay. Tomorrow, we make this harder, okay? How do we We're going to transfer that to you. Congratulations, and thanks for listening to ZM. Thank you. Okay, tomorrow we make this harder, okay? How do we make this harder so that no one can do that? I guess we've got to go to the next caller faster, right? Yeah, just get in fast, and I'll make you a shorter one so that it's just snappier. Nah, you know what we do tomorrow? Yeah. One song once, and if they don't get that,

the next person gets a different song. Oh, that's a lot of work for me. It's a lot of work, yeah. I'm so excited because it sounds so much fun. That's the attitude, mate. Thank you. That's why you're producing this show. Rebel Bakehouse wraps are packed full of protein and fibre,

so they're great for your body. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I want to ask you a question this afternoon that, look, it'll be interesting to see if you want to call through and answer it because it could get you in a little bit of trouble. But if you do, we can keep you anonymous. And if yours is good enough, we can reward your story, your secrecy with some mobile fuel vouchers.

I want to know, what are you hiding from your landlord? There's a story out today about a guy who is facing eviction because his landlord found out what he was hiding from him. His name is Vane Myers. He's 26 and he has been forced to take legal action to be allowed to stay in his flat because his landlord found out that he was hiding a pet duck. Oh, a duck.

Aww. The duck's name is Prima Donna. That's cool. Prima Donna the duck. Aww. And obviously, his landlord is not happy with the duck in there. Again, this is kind of like that game where we got cheated out of our $400. Did the landlord specifically say when he moved in no ducks?

That's a good question. You know, because if he didn't, then... He probably said no pets, right? Probably said no pets. No smoking kind of thing. You've got a smoking duck walking around. No word on whether the duck was smoking. Yeah, the no pets thing makes sense.

Like if I was a property mogul and I had a house that I didn't want animals in, I would definitely kick you out. Yeah. If I found out that you had a dog, I'd kick you out. Would I kick you out

if you had a duck? Depends if the duck lived inside and how house trained the duck was because a duck's pretty cute. Yeah, they are. Yeah, true. But anyway, his landlord's not happy

he's getting kicked out. What about you? What are you hiding from your landlord right now? Like, are you hiding X amount of bonus flatmates? My mum just texted me and said when her and dad were flatting together, she hid dad from their landlord for like a year. Really?

Like in the basement. Yeah. Yeah. You just put him in an old fridge box. Oh, $800 at M. You can text us to 9696. What are you hiding from your landlord? If it's a good story, we can hook you up with

some free mobile fuel this afternoon. Bree and Clint, the podcast. We've asked you a dodgy question this afternoon. What are you hiding from your landlord? What does your landlord not know that's going on inside the flat that you rent from them? There's a man who's facing eviction because his landlord

found out that he's got a pet duck. I've seen the duck too. It's a very cute duck called Prima Donna. I think the problem is that he's hand raised this duck and so the duck doesn't live outside. The duck only lives inside. And landlord said, nah, we need to get it gone. So we've asked you, what are you hiding?

I see my mum texted before and said she was hiding my dad. Turns out that their landlord found out about my dad because he almost burnt the house down. Oh, really? And that's when she had to come clean. They're like, how did the house almost burn down? She's like, well, I've got a couple of things to tell you. One, there's a man living here.

So what are you hiding, Michael? What does your landlord not know? I had just the one dog that I was allowed and then my dog got his wee girlfriend pregnant and then they had four puppies. So then I had five dogs and I was only supposed to have one.

Right. And did the landlord ever find out? No. Really? No, never. Have you still got them there? No, we hung them all. Right, okay, never. Have you still got them there? No, I'm rehoming them all. Right, okay. All right. Five dogs. They would tear the place up.

Leanne, hi. Hi. What are you hiding from your landlord? It's not me hiding anything. My partner's parents are hiding me from their landlord. Sorry, my headphones fell out as you were saying that. I didn't hear what you said. Say it again.

My partner's parents are hiding me from their landlord. Right, so you're staying at your partner's parents' house and they don't know about you. Yeah. Well, are you a problem? Like, are you tearing up the carpet? Are you weeing on the wallpaper? No.

No, you're sweet, right? No. But there's just a lot of people. It's more people than they said were living in the house. Fair enough. Okay, yeah. Someone's texted and they said, my friend is breeding guinea pigs at their house.

That's awesome. They have 30 guinea pigs and one dog and their lease says no pets. I had a friend that was breeding mosquitoes at his flat years and years and years ago. Why do you breed mosquitoes? I stopped chatting to him. I was like,

this is not on. It's so weird. Has he got a trout farm or something? I don't know. This person wants to remain anonymous, which is always good.

What are you hiding from your landlord? Well, it was a few years ago and I had something in the garden that wasn't supposed to be there.

Oh, yeah? And we had, I think it was the landlord who may have seen it, I'm not 100% sure, but we had some visitors come up and take it away and I wasn't there at the time, so... Are you there? Yeah, yeah, and I'm just putting some background music to what you're saying. OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So when they turned up to take it, I wasn't home, but my mum was, and she took the blame for it because if I had have got that on my record, I wouldn't be allowed to leave the country, and I was going to represent New Zealand in a sport. Yeah, but what about your mum? What about your mum? I wouldn't do it. I didn't know.

I wouldn't have let her take the blame, but, hey, she did it for me. Yeah. You've got community service. What a hero. Yeah, what a hero, mum. You owe her for the did it for me. Yeah. She's got community service. What a hero. Yeah, what a hero, Mum. You owe her for the rest of your life. I know, I know. You're like, hey, Mum, thank you.

I don't have any money, but could I pay you in this plant? Can I ask, what were you representing New Zealand in, by the way? Oh, it's a pretty unique one, so if I say that, I might get busted. That's okay. Don't say it. Is it a sport? Oh, it's a pretty unique one, so if I say that, I might get busted. That's okay. Don't say it. Is it a sport? Oh, yes. Is it a sport where if they found the—

It's a physical sport. It's a contact sport. And are you allowed to use this plant when you play this sport? Well, I wouldn't think so, but it's only going to hinder you. It's not going to help. Damn, we've got a real-life criminal on the phone this afternoon. I like it. Hey, Anonymous, wait there. we're going to hook you up with a

mobile fuel voucher. Thank you. Alright. Poor mum. I know. What a legend. Community service. I don't think my mum would take the blame. Neither would mine, I'd be in so much debt. She'd be like, here's his phone number. Yeah. That's pretty weird. And while you're there, give him a smack

bottom. ZM Spree and Clint the podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot?

She, who is being referred to in there, is not here. So this week, she is you, Shams. You're that girl. Hello. Hello. Are you ready to take on What's the Plot? You know your movies? Yes, I hope so.

Okay, I'm going to put you head to head with Darren. Hey, Darren. Hi, how's it going? Yeah, going good. You two. Darren, a.k.a. the most Kiwi bloke of all time, by the sounds. It's good, it's good, I love it. Movie tickets to see Toy Story 4, which is in cinemas today,

by all accounts looks very good. Ross Boss, our 38-year-old boss, cried during this movie. So... Okay. I've chosen... Darren, your voice is so good. Yeah, right. Yeah, too bloody right.

Shams, your voice is good too. Your buzzers are your names, okay? You buzz in with that when you think you know what it is. Because it's Toy Story 4, every single movie is a Tom Hanks movie. That's your only clue.

Here we go. Don't wait for me to finish. First movie, in 2009, the US container ship Marisk, Alabama, sails towards its destination on a day that seems like any other. Suddenly, Somali pirates race towards the vessel, climb aboard and take everybody hostage. The captain of the ship, Richard Phillips. Darren.

Darren. Captain Phillips. Captain Phillips is correct. Woo! Well done, Dazza. Thank you. You knew the movie, yeah? You just didn't know the name.

You were waiting for the name. Yeah, I couldn't get the name. All right, 1-0. You just need the next point and you win the game. Here we go. Second movie. Remember, they're all Tom Hanks movies. Obsessively punctual FedEx executive chat.

Darren. Darren. Castaway. Castaway is correct. Well done. Oh, God. Whoa. I didn't stand a chance.

Have we got extra tickets? I've only got one double. Yeah. Yeah. I can only find one. That's all right. Yeah. I was going to say, we'll do one more if Shams gets it where she can get double pass too. Yeah. I can probably find one. No, that's okay. No, we can find another one. We'll find another one. I only find one. Is that so? Yeah. I was going to say, we'll do one more if Shams gets it where she can get double pass too.

Yeah. I can probably find one. No, that's okay. No, we can find another one. I'll find one. Shams, you get this last one correct. Unless Darren pantses you and then you get four tickets, Darren. Here we go.

Here we go. Get on the board, Shams. Get on the board, girl. I believe in you. Last movie, Tom Hanks movie. On January 15, 2009, Captain Chelsea tries to make an emergency landing in New York's Hudson River after US Airways Flight 5... Apollo 13? Apollo 13 is incorrect.

It's a free guess for you, Darren. I honestly don't know. That's okay. We'll carry on. Tries to make an emergency landing after striking a flock of geese. Miraculously, all 155 passengers and crew survived the harrowing ordeal. Blah, blah, blah. The pilot, Chelsea Sullenberg, becomes a national hero. Some people call him Sully in the eyes of the public and the media.

Despite the accolades, Sully now faces an investigation. Darren, it's Sully. Darren, it's Sully. Yeah, well done, mate. Oh, God. Oh, wow. We tried.

Oh, wow. Thanks for playing, Shams and Darren. You're off to the movies. Congratulations. Thank you. That's right. Bye. Bree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. Yesterday, we asked you the question, if Hilary Barry is the mother of the nation, who's the father? We got some really good responses to this. What did we get? We got Mike McRoberts was a suggestion. Richie McCaw was a solid suggestion.

And really interesting, someone came through and said, New Zealand doesn't have a father. It's got two mums, Hilary Barry and Anika Moore, which begs the question, if that is the case, who is the, you know, who's the donor? Yes, who is the donor? Who bought the other bit?

We're going to try and answer that soon. We're actually going to ask Anika Moore herself. But today I thought, let's extend the family tree. You know, we can go wide with this. We're a big whanau in New Zealand. So let's look at outside our immediate parents. Who is the auntie and who is the uncle of New Zealand? Like these are the cool ones, the more lucid. Are they cool? Some of them are cool. And some are the cool ones. The more loose. Are they cool?

Some of them are cool. Yeah. And some of them are drunk. Yeah and that's true too. So like on the face of it Tony Street I think would make a good auntie. She's a lovely auntie. And she'd be a cool auntie. She'd be so lovely. But then there's the mad butcher. Oh yeah.

Who would be more of a drunk. Loose. More of a be a good uncle too. Who would be more of a drunk. Loose. Loose. More of a loose uncle. On the barbie, you know. Yeah. Lee Hart.

Oh, yeah. He'd be loose as. Loose uncle. Yeah. That's the uncle that would buy you cigarettes. That's the one, yeah. Paula Bennett. Oh, yeah.

She'd be quite a. Contender for auntie of New Zealand. Yeah. I'd say so. Yeah. Yeah. See, Helen Clark constantly referred to as Aunty Helen. Yeah.

So is she the Aunty of New Zealand? Or is she more like the greater Aunty? Like the great Aunty? Great Aunty? Yeah. I don't know if we've gone that far, but... Yeah, and is it rude to say? Because she could be grandmother of the nation now.

That's true. She could be. She could be grandmother. You can be grandmother at any age. Yeah, you can, yeah. It depends when your kids have their kids. Yeah, exactly. We're going to throw it out there though.

Yeah. Because we got great suggestions on this yesterday. And I'm sure we can find a prize for the best suggestion today as well. 0800 dial ZM. If Hilary Barry is the mother of the nation and Anika Moore is the other surrogate mother of the nation. Yeah. And we still,

maybe you've got an idea for who the sperm donor is as well. But our main question today, our main question, who's the auntie and who's the uncle of New Zealand? 0800 dial ZM or text us 9696.

ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. We asked a question yesterday of Hilary Barry as the mother of the nation and who's the father? You guys came back and said Anika Moore was the joint

mother and that we don't have a father because it's 2019. That's cool. I just shot next door and found Anika Moore and I asked her, if you and Hilary are the mums, who's the sperm donor? Okay, so if you and Hilary are the joint mothers of the nation, who's the sperm donor?

Mike Hosking. Does he make donations? I don't know. He's my dad. Yeah. Who's the sperm donor? Mike Hosking. Does he make donations? I don't know. He's my dad. Wait, who's the dad? Wait, he's my donor. Not my dad. Hosking, final answer?

Yes. Not Jeremy Wells? No, thanks. Too tanned. Not Richie McCaw? A little bit of Richie McCaw. What about Andrew Mertens? He's a little big bummer.

Cool, we'll go with Mike Hosking. Thank you. Andrew Mertens? He's a little big bummer. Cool, we'll go with Mike Hosker. Thank you. Andrew Mertens? That came out of nowhere. Do you know who Andrew Mertens is? I know him because my dad used to yell his name at the TV when I was growing up. Yeah. Is that right?

He's a rugby player, right? Yeah, rugby player. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Random choice, Amika. You could choose anybody. Today we're asking who's the uncle and who's the auntie of New Zealand. Let's fill this family tree up. And we're getting great suggestions.

Anthony's here. Hey, Anthony. What have you got? Uncle or auntie for us? An uncle. Uncle. Who's New Zealand's uncle? Uncle Winston Peay, as I'm guessing.

Uncle Winnie Peay. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Loose. On the ciggies, on the wines. He fits the bill, doesn't he? Yeah, yeah, go on, bro. Okay, sweet.

Yeah, let's put that down. Hi, Tyler. Hey. What have you got, uncle or auntie? Uncle. Who's the uncle of New Zealand? Tiger. This is coming through a lot.

Yeah, yeah. That's good, though. Is he old enough to be our uncle? Oh, is he? Yeah. I need old uncles. Yeah, you're right, you don't need old uncles. Yeah, they can be young. I though. Is he old enough to be our uncle? I see. Yeah. I read the article. You don't need old uncles. No, you don't. You're right, you don't need old uncles.

Yeah, they can be young. I saw him as a cousin, but yeah, it's coming through really strong. Yeah, it's like a YTT. So we might end up with that as our nation's uncle. It's good we're all getting the same uncle. It does mean we're all related, which makes it awkward when we are on Tinder, but that's okay. Hey, Lenny.

How you doing? You got a good suggestion for us? Oh, mate, it's got to be Uncle Bainey, your David Bain. You want David Bain to be the uncle of New Zealand? Yeah, I mean, he's going to be all right at Christmas time. I'm going to have to switch it all around. Oh, Lenny.

You know what? New Zealand, like, families have a very diverse past. Yeah, that's true. Maybe our uncle spent 20 years behind bars. I mean, you know, you never know. Yeah. Uncle Bainey. Hey, Adam, how are you?

Good, mate. Yourself? Yeah, good. Do you have an auntie for us? We're getting nonstop uncles. I know, right? Auntie Susie Cato. Oh, of course. That'sstop uncles. I know, right? Auntie Susie Cato. Oh, of course.

That's got to be Susie, right? She's a bit hippie. She does arts and crafts. She's fun to go and visit in the school holidays. Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel about David Bain being her uncle? Yeah, nah.

Yeah, nah. Yeah, nah. What about Simon Barnett? Simon Barnett is the uncle. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a good option. Yeah, he. Yeah, nah. What about Simon Barnett? Simon Barnett is the uncle. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a good option. Yeah, he's nice. Uncle and auntie don't have to be in a couple by the way.

No, no. They don't. They can be brother and sister. Yeah. Shelley, who's the uncle or the auntie of New Zealand? What have you got for us? Oh, it's got to be Matilda and Art Green. You reckon?

They're the auntie and uncle. Absolutely. You'd like to go? Yeah. I'm sure Hilary and Matilda could be Green. You reckon? They're the auntie and uncle. Absolutely. You'd like to go... Yeah. Hilary and Matilda could be sisters. Yeah. Yeah, okay. And you'd like to go and stay with Art and Matilda

in the school holidays? Hell yeah. That'd be fun as. Would you find it hard not to hit on your uncle, though? Oh, wee bit. Let me run you through this list that's coming through as well. Dave Dobbin is a strong contender For New Zealand's uncle

Tim Shadbolt Mayor of Invercargill Taika keeps coming through Yeah Vaughan is a suggestion for Okay Oh yeah For uncle of the nation

I see He was actually a suggestion for dad too I saw that yesterday Yeah Yeah Beth Hecke From Once Were Warriors Would be a mean as auntie

According to the text machine. Oh, what about Uncle Bully then? No, but no, no, Ellie. No, no. Oh, no, okay. Mark Richardson would be a great racist uncle. Alf Stewart would be your uncle that lives in Australia. John Key would be your creepy uncle who tugs on your ponytail.

And Paul Henry as the racist uncle and John Campbell as the non-racist uncle. Oh, I don't know Paul Henry as the racist uncle and John Campbell as the non-racist uncle. I don't mind Paul Henry. Yeah. It's quite good. I think we need to leave this open a little bit longer.

Yeah. So we'll leave the text machine open 9696. Do you want to vote for one of those ones? By the end of the week I'd love to have

New Zealand's family tree ready to go. Okay. Sweet. Hey, thank you Shelly. Thanks for your call. Cool, no worries. Sweet.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Just lots of text still coming in as to who's the auntie and the uncle of New Zealand. Quite a few text messages coming in for Tammy Davis as well, a.k.a. Munter from Outrageous Fortune, as the uncle of New Zealand. There were a couple of texts as Tammy Davis for father of New Zealand yesterday as well. I saw that. I don't think he'd like that though because then he'd have to

pay child support. And I say that with love, Tammy, if you're listening and texting yourself in. Let's do birthday banger. We want to find out what was number one on your 16th birthday and then we'll play the best one. Ellie's got the numbers. Hello. Let's start with Sean. Hey, Sean. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hello. What's your birthday? The 23rd of January, 1995. All right, Sean, you were 16 on the

23rd of January, 2011. And on that day, this topped the charts. The first 660 song. Rise Up 2.0. Are you a 660 fan? Oh, yeah, sure am. Yeah, cool. Well, that's your birthday banger. Congratulations.

Rachel's here. Hey, Rach. Hi. What's your birthday? 27th of December, 1986. All right, Rachel, you were 16 on the 27th of December 2002, and on that day, this was number one. Oh, the National Party theme song.

Is it that old? Is it from 2002? It is. Oh, my gosh. Don't make me feel. Oh, sorry, girl, sorry. Sorry, Rach, jeepers. Rach, are you that old?

I'm that old. Yeah. How do you rate your birthday, Banger? Oh, I'm glad it's not a Christmas carol. Oh, because what date were you again? 27th of December. Ah, yeah. Nice.

Oh, that's good then. Cool. Okay, let's get our last one. Hey, Erin. Hi. What's your birthday? 29th of March, 1996. Awesome. All right. You's your birthday? 29th of March, 1996. Awesome. Alright, you were 16 on the 29th of March, 2012

and on that day, this was number one. And this is crazy. Carly Rae Jepsen. Don't call her a one-hit wonder because she's actually got new music, but you get Call Me Maybe. How do you feel about that? I feel like I'd already lost before I heard it. Those other two are so good.

Oh, back yourself. Yours is unique. It's different. It's nice. Yeah. What would you choose? I don't know. Definitely not that, though.

All right. Okay, that's cool. It's your birthday banger. So out of 660 and Eminem, what would you go with? I'd have to go with Eminem. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. Yeah, it's a pretty historic song.

Like, it's pretty legendary, isn't it? Oh, don't call it historic. Rachel already feels old enough. Sorry, Rach. Don't you, Rach? Rach, we're going to... If you play it, I'll feel better. Rach, we're going to play your song off cassette tape.

It's that old. Hold up. I think you're older. Turn your hearing aid up. Glenda's definitely older than you, by the way. Hang on. Hang on. No, I think you are.

Are you? Oh, no, maybe you're not. I think you might be like a year younger. Rach, we're just taking the piss there. You win birthday video. Congratulations. Thank you. Okay, sweet.

I'm younger than... It doesn't matter. It doesn'm younger than It doesn't matter It doesn't matter It doesn't matter It's just numbers Yeah, right It's all good One opportunity

I'll get my super gold card Sooner than you will That's true This is birthday banger for today Eminem Brie and Clint ZM Did you capture it?

Or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty Knees weak Arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down

The whole crowd goes so loud, he opens his mouth But the words won't come out, he's choking how Everybody's choking now, the clock's run out Time's up, over, plow, snap back to reality Oh, there goes gravity, oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbity Choke, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy note, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's at his ropes, it don't matter, he's dope

He knows that but he's broke, he's so stacked that he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass You better lose yourself in the music the moment you own it You better never let it go, you only get one shot Do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

You better lose yourself in the music the moment you own it You better never let it go, you only get one shot Do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime Your soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a new world order A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post-mortem

It only grows harder, homie grows hotter He blows us all over, these losses all on him Coast to coast shows he's known as the Globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows he's prone farther From home he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter Behold your nose, cause here goes the cold water These losses don't want him no more, he's cold potter They moved on to the next mo who flows he knows dove and so notta And so this soap barbara's

told it unfolds I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on that I don't let him do better lose yourself in the music the moment you own it you better never let it go you only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better lose yourself in the music the moment you own it You better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, you're at a Two more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherf***ing roof off like two dogs caged

I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhyming and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's paying the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine to five And I can't provide the right type of life for my family Cause man these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers

And there's no movie, there's no MacKay Pfeiffer This is my life and these times are so hard and it's getting even harder trying to feed and water my seed plus see that's how i caught it between being a father and a prima donna baby mama drama screaming on her too much for me to understand one spot another damn monotony's got me to the point i'm like a snail i've got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option Failure's not, mama love you But this trail has got to go

I cannot go old in Salem's lot So here I go, it's my shot Feet fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime ZM, Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today from 2002. Eminem, lose yourself. I read today that his dad passed away today.

Eminem's father apparently has died of a heart attack. Is it sad? It's sad, yeah. ZM, Bree and Clint, the podcast. Producer Ben's here. Kia ora, Producer Ben. Hey, mate, how are you? Nervous.

Why? Because you promised me an expose here. Oh, yep. And I haven't pre, Producer Ben. Hey, mate. How are you? Nervous. Why? Because you promised me an expose here. Oh, yep. And I haven't pre-heard it. Right. Okay. So talk us through what you think you've discovered. So last night, I was just trolling old Reddit, and someone wrote this thing about a song,

a Taylor Swift new song. What's the song called? Have you got the... You Need To Calm Down. You Need To Calm Down. Great song. The big Katy Perry make-up song. It's a huge song.

Yes. The song's got a very generic beat. Very just, that's weird. There's a lot of comparisons. You reckon? Yes. And the first one that they showed the comparison with was Our Very Own Lord.

So we're talking about the beat, yeah? Yes, the beat. Anyway, it's fine. I mean, you're feeling it? Nah, not yet. Well, rhythmically. Okay. But lots of songs have the same BPM, beats per minute.

So I went and was like, okay, cool, whatever. I was a little bit bored last night. I was like, I'll do some investigating. It's not only the same beat, BPM, key, rhythm, but the chorus hits at exactly the same time. I was like, this is crazy. Good work, Joel. So I was like, I've got to put them together.

I've got to see if it actually works. So I've decided to put them together as a proper official Lorde and Taylor Swift remix. And you can decide if you think they're basically the same song. All right, here we go. Let's check it out. You decide from this. Keen to know your thoughts as well. 9696, are these the same song?

I've never seen a diamond in the flesh. I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies. And I'm not proud of my address in a torn up town. No postcode envy. But every song's like gold teeth, gray goose dripping in the bathroom. Bloodstains, ball gowns Trash in the hotel room, we don't care We'll drive a Cadillac, sit our dreams But everybody's like crystal, made back

Diamonds on your timepiece, jet planes, islands Tigers on a gold leash, we don't care And snakes and stones never broke my bones So royal, royal He's the one that I love Und Steine und Stäube haben meine Bars nie verbrochen. I need to just stop. You're just not. Let me live that fantasy. And we'll see you over there on the internet. Okay, okay, okay, okay. You are killing it. Be honest.

Yeah. Have you sped up or slowed down either of those songs at all? No, I have not. You haven't touched them? I haven't. There's some bits where the pitch goes up and where the pitch should go down, but... You need to be careful because you might have pissed off the most

powerful woman in pop music with that revelation right there. And I really hope Joel Little is not listening. Well, this is the thing. Joel Little, the Kiwi, made both of those songs. Made them both. Mate, would you be angry if he was like, yeah, I'll just roll it out again. I want to see him get rich. Yeah, true. Put them together, make it a game. Okay,

there you go. There it is. Producer Ben's expose. Ella, you've got a, true. Yeah. Put them together, make it a game. Okay, there you go. There it is. Producer Ben's expose. Producer Ella, you've got a musical background. Yeah. What are your thoughts? I'm pretty impressed by that. That's crazy. I didn't expect it, but they actually fit really well together.

And all the harmony is actually like, it's really lovely in some ways. I quite like the remix. Joel produced Taylor and Lorde. Lorde and Taylor Swift are best friends. Yeah. They've got a, they've got, something's going on. They're the Illuminati. That's it. Brie and Taylor Swift are best friends. Yeah. They've got a, something's going on. They're the Illuminati. That's it.

Here's some life advice for you that hopefully your parents gave you. If you don't want one of these. Doesn't that sound annoying? You need to use contraception. That is true. Up until now, an unfair amount of that responsibility has fallen on the girls. Yes, correct. In a male-female relationship. Yes, correct.

But producer Ellie is here with some news. Hi. Hello. I've found some buzzy thing happening in the UK. So they're actually trialing this, and it's a male contraceptive. There's some couples doing a case study where basically they're going to be studied for 12 months and they're going to see basically it's a gel

that males rub into their skin. Not necessarily down there, but like you can rub it on your arms. You can rub it kind of anywhere. It's like a hand sanitiser sort of like texture. And basically what happens is it removes the sperm count. It basically brings the sperm count down. So in my head I kind of think that might be quite bad. But anyway is it removes the sperm count. It basically brings the sperm count down. So in my head,

I kind of think that might be quite bad. But anyway, it brings the sperm count down and they'll get regular testings to see whether the sperm count's down and whether they're going to have a baby. You give a man a cream to rub in and you know exactly where he's going to rub in.

But that's beside the point. Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. My argument with this has always been because I think there should be something that the guy

that transfers the responsibility. Yeah, yeah. My thinking has always been, because I think there should be something that the guy is, that transfers the responsibility. Yeah, yeah. My thinking has always been the guy is not responsible enough. I know what you mean. And that's half of me going, oh, dudes are useless. It's also half just going, it's not him who has to have a baby. And that's the thing. So the consequence doesn't necessarily lie with them.

No, no. And so that's why the girls are more reliable at remembering to take their pill because they don't want a baby right now. If you're in a committed relationship, though, or you just trust the other person, it's good double protection, I guess. That's true. Yep, definitely. I mean, yeah, if you're in a relationship, maybe the male can do it.

I mean, the female probably still remind them. Doesn't protect you against the nasties, though. That's true. Against the, you know, the old Simon Thomas Donalds. Yeah, those ones. Good, good acronym though. That was great. Right, okay.

This test is interesting too. So 12 months, you rub the cream on, they're obviously trying to find out if the cream works. How gutting if you're a baby that's born out of that test and you go to your mum and dad, hey, was I an accident? And they go, well, worse worse than that you were a paid experiment